Watch What Crappens - #2221 RHOBH Part 2: Magic Mike XXYell

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

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Part one is earlier in the feed. So if you're coming in right now and you're confused, that's where it is. So go listen to that part first. Then come back here. If you haven't already listened to that part. And let's get on with part two So Kyle's like so then Kyle comes out She's still wiping the cream off of her chest. She's like oh my god that whipped cream tasted so good

My days it felt so good on my chest. So she's like what's wrong and sons like I did not like that Kyle Just oh well you wouldn't have liked what just happened because I just got called out on stage. Oh my God, that's so bringing people up. But they looked at your empty scene. They said, thank God she's not here because we wouldn't have taken her up anyway. Oh my God. I mean, that's fine.

Look, whip, cream off you. It's silly. It's stupid. It's spreading your legs wide open with the man's crotch. No, no. And Garcels telling us, listen, I don't know what's going on with Sutton right now. I just, I don't see why she's so wound up about this.

I mean, even for Sutton, it's extreme. Sutton was clear, oh, and Kyle's like, yeah, she's clearly upset the Eric and Crystal were getting all the attention. And she got mad. Yeah, and Kyle starts doing a fake and person. She's like, fake crying. She's like, no, that's very upset in that.

I didn't get to dance with a naked man. So Kyle's like, are you upset that they didn't ask you to go up there because you were pants and then you didn't even get to wear your pants to go up on the stage? Because by the way, I think it's so funny the way that Garsell and Kyle treat their friend who is in a state of, not hysteria,

but agitation. Garcella goes out there and just listen, she listens to Sutton, she gently pushes back, but she just listens to Sutton and lets Sutton say her piece. Kyle comes out there and is like, oh really, oh you wouldn't have liked what just happened. Oh really, this is because you wore pants, isn't it? And just I think shows the difference between

how Kyle deals with relationships versus someone nice and supportive like Sutton. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her.

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I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I would also like her. I Yeah, she is. Kyle throws gasoline on fires. She comes out and she points fingers at you when you're crying. That's what she does. I think this is one of Kyle's most innocent seasons. I don't even think I wrote a thing about Kyle. I was like, whatever, Kyle was fine. I was, I was, I, so he's sad for Kyle because she got whipped cream.

I was like, poor Kyle, I know she's trying so hard. She refused the strippers art. Okay. The stripper was like, um, it's supposed to go to your mouth. Not your chest. So, um, so let's see. So, and also Sutton so ridiculous, I don't care. I'm like, push her, push her because she's acting like an idiot. I want people to tell her, oh, yeah, like a damn idiot. And those people are, those people are stripping up there, working their asses off for you and you're ruining the show. I mean, you're ridiculous.

It makes for better TV, which is probably why she does it. But I feel like I'm just saying, like, they just, I decided to have like a random prosecution of Kyle. And I felt good about it. And now you've taken that away from me. Now I'm standing up for Kyle today. I defend Kyle Richards. That's just who I am.

It's in my nature. And that's who I've always been here on this show. Watch it happens There's years of history to support it. Ready. But he doesn't believe it pro Kyle you go Kyle Is it about the pants? How it is not about the pants? Just maybe a little bit. No, it has nothing to do with the stripper pants that I wore as in like they're ready for strippers But they're facing it is nothing to do with that. What's the whatever? that I wore as in like they're ready for shrippers to put their face in it. There's nothing to do with that whatsoever. This is not normal.

I mean, we're having a great time and all of a sudden she's freaking out in the bathroom. She's yelling in a lobby. Actually, it is kind of normal. Hurricane sudden is here. Y'all can go enjoy the strip club with its slutty, desulturing man, and that you came to see, but I don't want to see that, okay? My brand is not that. I'm like, you're, you're like,

are we talking about your brand right now? Really? So in your store is like three doors down from the Abbey, okay? It's more your brand than you realize. I'm not to mention your store, you're selling t-shirts that say slutin' on that. This, you really? So, yeah.

Slutin' because like, people, her fans call themselves the slutins. Oh, that's amazing. And so she sells a shirt with a gay pride flag that says slutin' on it. Don't do that. Cause cause like, oh, we're talking about your brand right now. As far as I can see, there's not,

you big good ass hat, you're wearing it every scene and sun and sons like don't do that. Now just enjoy the show. I'm not gonna be part of this And Garza's like come on. I want to talk with you. I'm not gonna be blamed and we're not gonna blame the pants That's one thing we're not gonna do. We're not gonna blame the pants I chose to wear the pants because I like pants all of a sudden and I decided to wear them It's not for one not only, okay? I'm just very uncomfortable with this whole thing, okay? Kassarate, call me a prood, call me a prood. I don't get a second date, I don't fucking care.

I wear a kitty sweater on my first date. I don't care, it's who I. I never said I was the best mother in the world, but give me some credit for trying, okay? Okay. So this is trying the mess that I know. Oh, wait a minute, I know that speech. Do you feel, damn it.

So Kyle's like, but you don't know so, so this reference number 453. Kyle's like, but you can fit that when they're never meant to me. It's been a long time since we've had a segment. It's because it always works. It always works, okay? Well, it'll always make me happy, that's for sure. I am on the board of American Soapdish Theater, okay, it is my brand.

Foundation. So you American Soapdish Foundation. So Kyle is like, but you don't have to be offended and just like, you know, like walk away instead of make it big scene. It sounds like, what did I do? I walked away. I walked away.

And kind of, well, it was a little excessive. She's like, I, well, then don't follow me. I mean, Sun does have a point here, but she definitely walked away in the style of you have to follow me, though. She didn't say, I'll be right back. She should've said, like, I'll be right back, you know? Right.

I'll be right back. I gotta use a little girl's room, can't believe it. She's like, yeah. We actually had to make a big scene like, I am morally above everybody. Yeah. And so, Charles, yeah, that was excessive. And she says, well, don't follow me then.

And Charles, like, well, actually, I was just going to the bathroom. And then I saw you guys, which is also not true. Okay, so she totally found this flavor. Yes. And she's like, then, fine, then, fine. Then, shut up. She's like, God, which is also not true. Kyle came out to you totally found this way. Yes. And she's like, then find it, then find it, then shut up. She's like, God, don't be a bitch. To me, Sutton, it's just you.

You don't say that I'm being excessive. I'm with the bathroom. That's all I did. So of course, Kyle's not buying the story because Sutton brought like a stack of ones, you know? And she says, I've never seen such a switch of personality so fast. And I'm sisters with Kim.

So Sutton's like, excuse myself from the situation. I didn't make such a switch of personality so fast. And I'm sisters with Kim. So sons like, excuse myself from the situation. I didn't make it a big deal. All I did was stood up and said, I am on the board of American Family Theater. And I do not stand for vulgarity in any sort of form. What so ever I am calling the manager of Las Vegas. I don't know why anyone thought I was offended all I did was stand up and say Get a job

So it tells me well even this is a big deal like like you, what you're doing. And so I'm like, okay, great, great. I'm glad you feel that way. Okay, I do not, I don't feel that way. I'm glad you are down with Sodom and Gamora and I am down with purity. That's okay. We can have differences of opinion. So, Garcels, like, oh my God, it's just entertainment. She's, oh great, you feel that way.

I do not feel that way. She goes, and that's okay. So let's just head out to the sprinter, man. Okay, the other girls can join us later. The show's almost done. She goes, yeah, okay, well, I'm gonna change my shoes because my feet are numb, I'm just hitting. So now Kyle, trouble-troubling is usual.

Instead of just saying, okay, I'll hang out on the sprinter or going back into the show until it finishes. Text the group- She texts Crystal, the birthday girl. The birthday girl, she texts. And is like, yeah, she's like, we have to leave set and subset, which no, you don't have to leave. No one said that.

So and then call it like, no, I'm more than a Rook is going to be offended. I'm like, Erica won't give a shit. She first of all, she's going to stay and watch the show. She won't care. So then, yeah. So then Crystal gets it. She's like, guys, Crystal's like, guys, we got to go. We watch the show. She won't care. So then, yeah, so then Crystal gets it. She's like, guys, Crystal's like, guys, we gotta go. We gotta go, something's going on, we gotta go, we gotta go.

And of course, our girl's like, I really don't care. I mean, to see my friends is a dick, yeah. Yeah, because that could have been fun. They could have gone out and partied with the whole cast. What a shame. Yeah, they should have They're just letting go. So then back in the van, they're still talking about this and saying, well, all I did, like she's calm down now.

So she's like, all I did was go to the restroom. And then y'all just had to run after me and make it a big deal. And cause like, well, I do think it has something to do with the pants. I think it has. I'm just trying to run. So I was like, God, motherfucker, I swear it doesn't have something to do with the pants? I think it has. I'm just trying to wear the pants. So it's like, God, mother fucker, I swear, it doesn't have anything to do with that.

And the guy was like, but do you worry about the ballet company? And it's like, no, no, no, it's about the performance integrity, okay? When you see a show called Magic Mark XXL, you're not expecting the man to put his face in a woman's vagina. What you're expecting is gentle courtship on a stage and a few pirouettes and then you're done.

All I wanted to see from this show is one of those gentlemen ask one of those women on a second date. Is that too much to see? Is that too much to ask. I want to see it grand jatay, not a grand slut, Tay. And did they ever mention what caused degrees? They had the young ladies? I don't think so. Those young men got to start working on some vending machines real soon. I mean, if it's stripper show wants to get me hot,

here's what to do. Take off your clothes, then offer me a shawl, because it's cold outside. Put down your clothes in a puddle so I can walk over it to get through the front door of the carinels. That's all I'm looking for. So then Garsell's like, so she was so, Garsell's like integrity. Got it, got it. But you know, you all, she also said it was about her brand too.

And Kyle's like, you're such a bitch. You really are a son. And Garsell's like, I mean, how far is this walk? How could we, how far could we walk to the hotel? So they start to get, now son's mad at Kyle. So if you get real low, Kyle, you're in real low. Yeah. So Kyle's like, here we are again, you know, she, um, I wait, hold on,

it doesn't matter. So Kyle's like, don't, don't be a bitch to me now. And Garth says, like, oh my God, there's not enough tequila for tonight. This is all ridiculous. So they finally get to the sprint. Oh, that's right. They're not even in the van yet. They're just walking. Right. And since I, well, Kyle, I'm happy to talk to you about it. She says, well, I'm happy to talk to you about it, but first you call me bitch. And then you're accusing me of just walking into conversations. And she's like, well, I'm sorry then. She goes, okay, well, you could say that, but you could also say that she just walked right past

and didn't care that I was upset. She's like, okay, well, I'm sorry. I called you that word. I am. Okay, it's almost as bad as a man putting his face in a woman's vagina on a stage. Okay, fair, I confess. Yeah. So now the show is now over and you're I am. Okay. It's almost as bad as a man put in his face in a woman's vagina on a stage. Okay. There I can

This yeah, so now let the show is now over and to read an error card talking to like Davis and the other you know strippers and everything and there's like yeah, well those David goes like one of them goes you guys were living and to be like we were living What's that I don't understand. This is I don't understand K-talk. So David's like, they're all like, thanks for coming and everything. And I was, yeah, fuck these bitches for leaving early. You know, you guys were great. Yeah, I'm to read psych listened. Honestly, I'd save this for a little girl on roller skates at a escaped to just Panto somewhere in England. But let me just say you were brilliant. I didn't know that there could be such great entertainment without the band Berlin. She just gets a pie

in her face. It became make the Panto stop. So they leave and now and the sprinter, I'm like, well, now that I'm calm, I'm just trying to work through my brain so I can explain to y'all so it didn't blow up. And Garth says like, do late. And Erica's not even here. So they're all worried that Erica's going to lose her mind. So to read an Erica show up and to read it's like, gee, don't tell me they've been waiting in the van the whole time, just like they're laying the other week. I mean, that that would shock me.

I mean, are you kidding me ladies? Well, she's sitting in there that judge Judy, can we please have a flashback of what I told, uh, certain of that that time and we get a flashback to 2021 Where she goes you be quiet miss small town It's I'm worried about my mother fucking reputation. You shut up. I would love it if judge Judy were at this show Cuz judge you just be sitting there banging hurt like Hey, hey stop you don't do that. You don't do that on the show. Stop it Don't pass on my like and tell me it's raining.

So Erica comes in and she's like, okay, what's going on? What happens? And she's like, oh, she was offended. And I was like, oh, you really, really offended something? Well, he was, he was spread eagle. He was spread eagle. He was like, for there.

And there was a hit. And it was in your crunch. And then we see a flashback. one hour earlier of all this happening. And then the sudden, uh, Erica's like, oh my God, that was just my oldest dance spot. There in the world forever, forever, we're together for forever. We dance together. You know, me on showman area. Well, it was just too much for me. I mean, I was into the Eagle woman, but not into the spread Eagle woman, okay? So Erica's like,

well, we were going to Magic Mike. We knew what we were going into. And you know what, I'm not gonna let this smile and this joy got diminished. I am smiling, right? How do you smile? Is that like empathy? I just don't understand it.

Look at this smile on my face. Whoa. Look Erica, you are. You're never Look at this smile on my face. Whoa. It's like Erica, you are. You're never gonna take this smile, man. You're frothing, Erica. Erica, you just crinkled your nose. No, you're not smiling yet. They want to put this picture on a plastic bag

and a convenient store, so smiling. Mm. Mm. Erica should just have one of those things they put in bathrooms where it's like, how do we do today? so smiling. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Erica should just have one of those things they put in bathrooms where it's like, how do we do today? You know, you hit like this, there's like, this three smiley faces. Just like, I don't give a fuck.

Each one. Uh, uh, uh. That was funny though. It's like, you're not going to take this smile off my face. Like, you've not smiled once, ma'am. Okay. I know. So, and everyone's like shocked

because Erica is not getting into a fight with Sun right now. Everyone's like, who is this Erica right now? Because Erica gave up fighting for Lent in case you missed it last week. Well, Erica's fighting has always been, I don't know what they're so surprised about because I find that Erica's always like this until she's not. There's just that moment where she decides, you know what they're so surprised about because I find the Erica's always like this until she's not.

There's just that moment where she decides, you know what, the saying I'm boring this season, so I'm going to yell at somebody, but that always comes at the most random times. Like whenever you think Erica should be mad, she's not mad. But then when you think she shouldn't be mad, she's like, fuck you stupid bitch. And there you talk about my son. You don't know what I'm going through in my own world. So then, the Doreet's upset because she's like, he took part. Boys, they really spit their pit's special attention to us and they gave us this front row of a balcony and then all of a sudden they see 80% of us famously did is a gun and half the night. That's just not coined to the guys, guys.

Basically, they look at us and they said, your group was robbed. 80% of your group is robbed. So I told P.K. he's filed it with the insurance. That's not telling anybody we found you on the fact. It was almost as if we as a group have been put into a handbag at the front of a cart and were walked around Wal-Mart

and then when the strippers look down, we were gone! There's certain leaves the theater, in a hoof, by the way, and then just doesn't come big. I mean, what kind of menace is that? Miss Manace herself. Tofu no butchered! Dari.

Saying tough enough buttercup, it looked like she was like she was debating am I gonna say this? I'm not gonna say this. I'm gonna do it Lots Well, I got really upset you know seeing y'all like that on the stage and crystals like how do you feel about the fact that we didn't get upset That and I'm serious like does that change how you feel and Erica's like, how do you feel about the fact that we didn't get upset though? And I'm serious. Like does that change how you feel? And Erica's like, Emma smiling. I mean, it's an honest question.

Did it change how you feel, Sutton? She says, no, actually, that's a very good question. She goes, because like, I've been married for 20 years. She's been married for eight years yesterday. She's been together for 30 years. I mean, how do you feel about the fact that I just said a solid 10 seconds worth of words strong together and they weren't edited out of the show?

Well, anybody else, great. Bob, thank you. Thank you. I just said a sentence that was longer than anything I said the past two episodes. Okay, and while I did that, I remind you that we basically have had second, third, fourth, fifth dates, just like years and years of dates.

So, dude, it's like, and I guarantee that our husband's won't even cast, especially if you've given them a nice tall can of pringles. So Kyle's like, cause like, Mo would never care. You want to see my husband get a pony? That's how to do it. He's going to Magic Ruffles XXL.

Magic Doritos cool ranch. Listen, you can fit it on the side of the bus, but I've never seen PK with a bigger chub. You should have seen when they lowered that deal-pickle cattle chip from a rope from the ceiling. How he just laid there and let it rot last. Right on his tongue. Okay, so Kyle's like,

well, Mauricio would never care, you know, and he wouldn't care that I was up there with some man looking whipped cream off me. So really, I don't think that it's said and should be offended either. And it's like, well, I'm sorry. I had a visual reaction, okay? It was visually, it's okay. Just, and I've calmed down.

Cause like, I mean, I'm gonna take it that you've never watched porn with your husband. But hold on one second, let me co-op Marissue and say, hey, Marissue, remember the time we watched porn also? Do you know what I've got like five touches? By a boo? I love that they act like they're also sexually liberated. Do you remember when Erica came on the show?

How they all freaked out, and Lisa Rina wouldn't even talk to her because she's like, I have seen your videos. Yes, they were the opposite of they were horrified. Yeah, they were all horrified. I'm like slutshaming Erica and all this stuff. I know they're like, oh my god It's like totally how we are now Grasels like I mean Sun's hard to have had sex right? I mean did you have a stork?

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You can binge the entire series right now on the Amazon Music app or audible. So then they get back and they go to this restaurant Fuhu and Erica they're talking about it more because this is Beverly Hills you know Beverly Hills will take one little thing and make 30 hours out of it It's like set and got offended a stripper and now they're gonna talk about it for seven weeks because that's a show It's just how it rolls. Yeah, they had to go to a restaurant called Foohoo because if they told the cats We're gonna go somebody to get food. They never would have gone so like we're gonna get food who?

Who? Who? Look at who we're gonna go who, food, food, food, we're gonna get food, we're gonna get food, guys, it's like, okay, cool. So they get there and Erica's like, well, we didn't even get to see any penises. And Garce was like, I mean, if that was a trip club, I'd want my money back. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

So they sit down and they order it and something's like, I know I get very passionate in Erica. I just want to apologize to you. I'm really, really sorry. You know what I think to talk good. I could give the fuck. Not me.

I give zero fuck. I'm looking at this smile. I don't know who this Erica is, but this is not the Erica that we're used to. I mean, look at her. She's literally putting fingers on the side of the mouth and trying to lift those lips up. It's amazing. And Kyle is saying, where's the young snarling finger pointing, Erica Jing? And I was not expecting this reaction.

So, okay, so what's the plan? Okay, wait, why am I asking what the plan is? My trip. So they're talking about what the plan is tomorrow. So Garsell's gonna have lunch with Oliver and Dreads like, oh, oh gee, that's nice. I was going to ask about Oliver. Will they ever do a sequel? I love that little cat. I'm not talking about Oliver and company. I'm just talking about my son Oliver, but appreciate that reference. Lisa, can I have some more? Oh, not Oliver Twist.

I just love the way he breaks down headlines. Not John Oliver, just my son Oliver. We've been behaving sometimes like some in this Martinis. Okay, those are just all string just shut the fuck up, sit this one out. Okay. So Eric is like, Italy the ball, yeah. And Garcels says that no, they're almost done, but they're still through the divorce process and said, I'm like, well, you've had a lot of moments with your boys and you've handled it so, so well. You know, I remember

some of the times I've had with my, my children. One of my sons was late to, I found out he was late to work to put stuff in a vending machine when I was teaching him what poor people work like. And when I found out, I stood up in the middle of the restaurant and I said, you will absolutely not give kind of a look at Sandy Road. And I stormed at it at Karina this and I've never been the same. You know, so basically the same. Good weather. And then we have a flashback of Darcella talking

about Oliver's struggles with addiction and everything. And you know, she says, you know, she doesn't mean she doesn't cry sometimes, but you know, and I think about it. You know, yada, yada. And Doreet's like, how do you, nobody's perfect, Gus. And let me look at PK. I was, nobody's, I guess if I'm talking about PK, I would say nobody's charming, not everyone's charming, right? But you did your best. You did your best. And you showed love, and you showed love. And by the way, forgive me for speaking out of

turn, but I know a little bit that we've told me and you've had some hardships with Roberto. That's his name, my true son, anyway. I think that he's gonna have a wonderful day tomorrow, doing whatever he does here in Las Vegas. Someone please interrupt me. I have no idea who I'm talking about anymore. Well, I don't feel comfortable talking to the women about my kids because of the way they treated them last year

And then we see the flashback to last year of Carl being like oh my god You guys do you remember when did you guys here when Erica said and I think it was to the 14 year old son of Greysels When she said shut the fuck up. Haha and Marie says like yeah, yeah, I love that she did that Yeah, yeah, I love that she did that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's visceral. And Crystal's like, yeah, I'm starting to see why there's no second date ever. I am on the board of American Ballade Theater. Okay, I will not be seen chewing on a ball. So then Kyle, since Rinna's not there, Kyle's like, guys, I have a game to play.

I was like, oh my God, I thought we didn't have to do this anymore without Rina. I know the back of the cards, the image is just a Rina way. She's still in the game, people. She's still in the game. So what's your favorite song to fuck to you? Oh my gosh, Crystal picks Al Green because she's married to an old person. Nothing says you're married to a senior citizen than picking out her. What's your song, mine is Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders, the tone upset is all we ask is that you let us have it your way. My boner is a boner. I got it just from singing that.

My, as we are the world, we are the children. I mean, if you don't get a boner from all those musicians coming together, then are you a full-blooded male? I don't think so. But that's actually creepy because you have the word children in your ears. Okay. You're like, no, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

Um, I blew the tune. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, kids. What's wrong with kids today? Just you wait and see. That's double bad because it's just an appropriate and it's a buy-buy birdie. It's sex to buy-buy birdie. But by the way, actually a long-dose line, Toreka's voice. By the way, Toreka having sex to boys to men.

What is she having sex to Motown Philly? Motown Philly's back again. Oh, it does a little PK action. It's so hard to say goodbye to a kind of bringles. Oh, PK. I wish I knew some boys to men's song. I would join you back. Cos we've come to the end of P.K.O. We've come to the end of the tube

and he's still slinging it back. Don't get crumbs in his mouth, don't get crumbs in. I'll make love to you. Cause you asked me to and I really don't have anything else to do decay V key I'm down on So I Sutton's like I got one canny G, somewhere in the middle. That's a great song. Kenny G, come on.

He even knows the names of Kenny G songs. Kenny G songs, I don't know somewhere in the middle, so that's bringing no bells. He has one famous song. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, but that's how you call it. That's how you distinguish Kenny G songs. You go, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra,

but then they all sound the same. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, That's how you distinguish Kenny G songs. You go, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So now the question is you would you guys look it up ever trying to wait for the ends like a move on? Well, that will be one sweet day! It's over it's over Ronnie that's it for boys to men's songs. So the next question is do you guys does it turn you on to get watched? What you're banging? And Garza was like, um, I would be okay being watched, but I think I'd like to watch. You know, I also like watches. I'm gonna watch watches.

You know who I want to watch me? Boys to man! I want to have sex in front of all the boys to man and even a belly of devout. That's my kink. So um, Garcels are quite, I don't want the person in the room watching me. Like, okay, well, how else are they gonna watch you? And Dries like, she'd want to peep in to me. Garcels buy the window every night, just take an offer, sir. How many days a week do you have sex? Not enough.

Because like, um, son, I mean, okay, your answer would be, it's because, well, if I had a person in my life and not some distrutter stripper in my vagina, it'd be twice a day. I was like, what? Everybody was like, wait a minute. It's like, I know you all think that I'm a priest, but I would really have

sex two times a day if I could. And by sex, you mean letting my husband waffle through my purse for his pizza orbits, all right? So, Kyle's like, you know what? I think she got so upset at Magic Mike because it was making her want it. So then, Chris, next question, what is the best compliment you've ever received? She got so upset at Magic Mike because it was making her want it. Huh. So then Chris, next question, what is the best compliment you've ever received? So Chris goes, um, did I have perfect nipples?

Everyone's like, whoa, okay, okay, it's crystal. Um, and certain's like, yeah, I got good nipples. Andrea says, ooh, I didn't expect that. And Crystal just has a serious face. And she's like, you should expect it. When she starts. And then Crystal out of nowhere, out of nowhere in her confessional goes,

Doreet, how would you know what a perfect nipple looks like? You haven't seen a real body part in 10 years. I was like, wow, that just came out of left. I was like, wow, drive by shooting right there. Wow. Like, Chris felt really says nothing. And then she just comes out with a nice low ball. Like, no, it's like, let's go.

I was like, whoa, we're in a stupid funny game section out of nowhere. Chris, so slams the ball. So then they bring this gigantic ice cream Sunday over with like 30 scoopoops of ice cream and 19 different cones. And you guys, who ordered this? Don't bring something that'll melt.

You know, first of all, it's triggering to anybody with this much restolence in their face. And then second of all, it's just going to make the dessert look bad because no one's going to eat that. And also, it didn't even make sense with whatever they were eating. Like, what do we see? What they're eating? That's their eating sort of like upscale Asian bistro food. I guess maybe even trending Japanese.

Then all of a sudden, this basically for monster comes out with like five cones upside down with cream everywhere. Who did this? What prank is being pulled right now? Yeah. So now we're onto what sex toys do you own? and so it's like, oh, I have a lot. I just got when they named Avi. You may, but I'm so confused.

I mean, I'm generally so confused, but I'm more confused than usual right now. Okay, so they get back up to the room and go back to bed and to read, it's like, whoa, coil, you've been reading bundle elast today. She's like, what are you talking about? I'm fine. One was not fun. I even let that guy lay me down on the dam bar. I had a whipped cream on me.

I had calories on me. Yeah. Remember when I was put up there instead of suiting. These walls did enough for her to hear that. I hope so. So then, and then there's like more and these walls did enough for her to hear that I hope so So then and then there's like more silliness as everyone's getting ready to go to bed gar cells Gar cells scratching sons back and then then son scratching gar cells back and

They're making sex sounds like oh my god. Yes. Yes, and to reach yes, I love the back scratch That would be me and so then to read is like God, yes, yes. And Doreet's, yes. I love the back scratch. That would be me. And so then Doreet is like, Doreet's still mad about the whole thing that happened at the show. And she's like, I think that tonight is BS. And kind of goes, well, I think that she was like embarrassed

and it just like made me sad that I couldn't witness the full embarrassment, like I missed half of it because I was on stage getting whipped cream, but I'm me sudden. And she's like, yeah, yeah you know I think that cocktail I'll make you get a little overly warm I guess and we're like listen to me cocktails can make you let loose but if that's cocktails then maybe she should be the one to stop drinking. So then everyone's getting in their bed and it's so

weird I can't imagine what it's like to be on these shows like get dressed like get Undressed into your pajamas or whatever you're gonna wear and get into bed and then you're just like doing your nighttime rituals And they're just like someone standing there just recording you that's so bizarre Yeah I'm feeling well, you know, I have my only fans webtape running all night so I don't have that feels Feeling well, you know, I have my only fans webcam running all night. It's not about that. I I've found the king of people who just like someone lying there,

cuddling a body pillow and then turning from side to side all night long and occasionally on their face. Some people are into it. So, uh, yeah, so they're all just really, they just basically all go see, so now it's the morning. And 6 a.m. and Kyle goes down to the gym. And she says, the old me would have never gone to the gym in Las Vegas. I would be exhausted and hungover looking for room service. But now I'm like laying there weeks since five in the morning and like, why wouldn't I exercise?

What would I have thought of? Like, what would I thought of the new Las Vegas Kyle? She's annoying. She's annoying. Well, you're finally catching up to our opinions. Yeah, so that's good. That's something about Las Vegas. Yeah, sobriety lets you see things more clear.

So yeah, I guess. So by the way, they're doing today, they're vacuuming, they're doing some kind of construction in this Airbnb. I think that's what's going on or killing somebody and just remembering them. I'm not really sure, but if you hear the noises, that's what's been going on this week. I also just want to point out, this has not to do with your Airbnb that everyone on this cast went to sleep at like 12, 15 in Las Vegas. And I'm sorry, that is very early for Las Vegas.

And then Kyle is like complimenting her. She's patting herself on the back for waking up early and I'm sorry, that is very early for Las Vegas. And then Kyle is like complimenting her. She's patting herself on the back for waking up early and going to gym, which is very impressive. I have to admit, that is impressive. I would never do it. But everyone else wakes up at 7 a.m., and they're all like sitting around at 7 a.m. for breakfast.

I'm like, what are you guys doing waking up at 7 a.m.? In Las Vegas? And it's also like not that much later than Kyle waking up. So in the end, it's like not actually as impressible Kyle's doing. Yeah. So, Eric is like, well, I walk out here because I woke up early and who's in a full gym look

with a barking? Good God. What is this? She needs a barking to work out and hold on to a cash. A while. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Kyle is literally working out with a berk in bag next to her. And Doreet's like, little according to Kyle,

everyone and everything needs to work out. She's fat, same in her burger. I mean, have a miserable. Do you have to be on vacation on a girls trip to Vegas? Do you have to go sitting there long for 530 to go work out in a gym? You know, Kyle's like, guys, I almost have whipped cream in my mouth. So I had to wake up half an hour earlier to get a longer workout. Now, this is my favorite things that friends do.

When you're doing something healthy for yourself, but your friends are turning it that you're doing like you become an alcohol. It's the rubs that are themselves drinking and I'm so worried for Kyle. What is Kyle doing? She's working out in the morning. Should we should we have an intervention like they're getting really serious. And um, Eric is like, well, she's also not drinking at all. She's so you deliberately trying to talk to yourself.

I mean, she's living in extremes right now. She's hyper. It's not sustainable. Let us jam it. Neither is neither a snickers bars. I still eat them. Well, nothing, I'm not. Everything It's not sustainable. It is jammed. Neither is Snickers bars. I still eat them. Well, nothing. I'm not everything has to be sustainable. Can we just stop that? No, but you're totally right.

Like, whenever I have a friend who's like really getting into shape, I'm so mad. Just because I'm not doing it. You know, like it's ultimately just projection, right? It's like, damn it. Fuck them. But, uh, yeah, so but they're all really upset. I call right now. And so, son, son, now they're eating food.

Son's eating bacon. She's eating her vacation bacon because she only needs bacon on vacation, which I forgot about. And then Kyle comes, comes back from the gym and they're like, Oh, well she is. The person who actually wears that, huh? But you think you're cool. I like it's packing back. It's a caulky.

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It's a caulky. It's a caulky. It's a caulky. It's a caulky. It's a caulky. It's a caulky. Okay, well now that it's 7, 15 in the morning and almost no one is awake except for Kyle who's sitting there pulling a Sweaty towel out of a Birken bag. I have something on my mind. I just want to share so last night when we were Sitting at the table and we were talking about Oliver my son for those who are not paying attention You know, I felt disingenient for myself because I feel like what I really wanted to say is fuck all of you and then what I really want to say after that was I wish I was never here and then what I want to say after that is fuck you all again but then what I really wanted to say was I just don't know if I trust all you guys with my family. You know I know you said some nice things over there, but just, I've just, just tell

me the truth. I think it's because I'm still a little bit upset with the laughing and all that stuff that happened last year. And she's like, Kyle apologized and Erica apologized. And then we see two weeks earlier at the healing retreat when Kyle apologized and when you're earlier when Eric is like, well, I'm sorry, I guess now please take this genuine smile as a formal compensation. I understand how you feel according to these rules of empathy. I think it's working. Now let me put on your shoe. That is. Oh, I don't have to literally do that, never mind. So yeah, we see the cut back to that. And she's like,

to read, well, I didn't laugh at Jacks. And Garth says, like, I know you said that, but I just feel like I want to protect my family. And I still want to protect my family from this. And to read, she's like, oh, she's saying she doesn't trust us with a family when we talk about the King. And Garcell's like, thank you.

And so to read is all upset because she's like, well, I thought whatever issues I have with Garcell, like those were all resolves and everything seemed okay. So now Garcell, like, you know, it's hurtful. It makes me feel angry. It feels like we're going back and everything. So to read is making herself the victim in this situation where she did the wrong thing. So, Garth sells like, yeah, I just, I can't trust this group with my family right now. And Eric is like, let's say, yeah, well, Jackson, I've been going through some stuff. And if I'm in

this group, I want to feel like my, you know, I would want to feel like you guys want to protect your kids too. Like if I was somebody that came after your kids, you know what I mean? And cause like, okay, yeah, 1 million percent, we get it. We get it. And we're like, but what has happened? God said, I mean, it's been over a year. Well, so is your robbery. And you're gonna have a whole season about your trauma or whatever, and guess what? I'm not saying that you shouldn't. I'm saying you should.

It takes as much time as it takes. You take your time with that, and she takes her time with this. I don't know why you need to argue about it. Sometimes it's just okay to say, okay, I understand you're not supporting it. I do think it's weird. I will say this, I think our cell is well within her rights to withhold and not feel like it's a safe space. I do think it's kind of strange to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

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I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I will share more stuff, I don't think I have to let people in on how I'm feeling. And I don't think even Garseau was being fake the night before she gave a top level, not top level, like a surface level update on Oliver

and that was it and she kept it moving. There's nothing fake about that. I think what it is, my guess is that the resolution last season was at the reunion. So all this stuff had happened with her son. They yelled at Erica, yelled at him at a party, but then it turned into all this online bullying where her bots were hired and bots came after this kid and no one really did anything to stick up for this kid.

And then they went to the reunion where Diana claimed that she was hiring somebody to find the whatever of these. And then it's just never mentioned again because Diana was fired off the show. And so I think this is Garsell's way of being like this was the storyline that happened last year and it ended up being a real fucking trauma for my kid. It was more than someone just yelling at my kid at this party. It turned into a lot more and it still makes me feel weird around you, guys, like the whole reaction to that. So I think she's kind of trying to rehash that front ending to that story, but it's being taken so literally as, I can't talk to you about my children. I think it's coming off a little awkwardly, but I think that's what we're going for here.

I think that Garcell is struggling. I think that she, Garcell is all about transparency. I think that sometimes people feel like it's really, like, if you don't say what's on your mind at all times, you're not being transparent, which I guess maybe is true, but I think that like for me, transparency is more like when I tell you something, it's totally truthful. And there's like nothing there to hide. And I think that you can be totally transparent, but you can also like choose, like it doesn't mean you have to share every single thing, right? And I think that she's probably struggling

like with the idea of like trying to be a transparent person and but at the same time, like have some sort of protection for her children. So either way, so she says this stuff. So to read is like very, very offended. Instead of just saying like, got it. Well, she could even say like, you know, like, she shouldn't say anything.

She should just say got it actually. There's nothing really she should say beyond that. And like just let Garcell come to her rather than like trying to like force Garcell to like be more comfortable because that's not how you make people comfortable, you know? Yeah, so Garcell's like, well listen, you can't put a time on it. Okay. And it's like, well listen Garcell, you've known us for three years. You know people, I mean if they're good people

and if they're bad people. And Garcell's like, I'm not saying you're a horrible person. I mean, if they're good people and if they're bad people and Garcelsk, I'm not saying you're a horrible person. I think you're taking this wrong. And Eric was like, well, how friendship moves forward. Everybody has to come to a place where they say, okay, we all give as much of a fuck as the next one to us. We all have to give the same amount of not giving the fuck. You know what I'm saying? Sounds like, well, and if you're hurt, it might take time sort of like if you've been exposed to vulgar behavior than that before, it might take a few days before the images get out of your head.

That's all. And Sutton's telling us, well, I understand why Garcelle feels like this because when you watch your husband making fun of a child and you don't say anything, you're just as responsible. So to read, it's like, what the hell? I didn't do anything, you're just as responsible. So to read, it's like, what the hell? I didn't do anything, but her husband did. And we see a clip of PK being a little asshole, you know,

as usual, and setting just being like, oh, the key. Right. And to read, I work to say that, to say I don't trust you with my kids. I mean, that to me, if it's right to my heart, look at my heart, it's being hit right now. And so, Garsell's like,

I feel like you're making me feel like I need to apologize to you for how I feel because you're so hurt. Which is right. Like, Doreet's doing that thing where like, Doreet did something wrong. Garsell's reacting to it. She's expressing her reaction and now Doreet is offended by how Garsell reacted to Doreet's initial wrongdoing. Don't turn it around on me now. And she's like, no, but that's what it feels like to read. Just say that, listen, I don't trust that your feelings about my kids are genuine. It's helpful. Just what I'm the one who's heard here.

So, Karles, like, okay, I understand that. We apologize for that. And we don't, you know, we don't need to apologize again. And to be like, just because you say it, you feel it, I'm saying my feelings, I'm for sharing feelings. Of course, it's like, okay, I'm gonna shower and cause like, that it's not fair, it's not fair.

I'm like, well, she's allowed to shower too. And Eric is like, let's go, what are, I don't, are we empathizing right now? We put it on each other's shoes. What's this, what's going on? Okay, hold on. All right, this is making me better. Put on a smile on my face holding it up with my little nothing goes. So, Garce tells like, this is the problem with

Duret. You know, she talks, but she doesn't listen. And she takes things and then she makes them personal and then she becomes a victim. And that's why she has to walk away, you know. Duret's like, well, I still withhold when I feel something and I want to say something and it comes from my heart and I won't say it. And it's okay, we'll take the time, we'll take the time. And Garcelsk, like, geez, how did we get here? What the hell just happened?

Yeah, and so she leaves. And so now it seems like the next, I honestly don't even understand the sentence. I just read what is going. Sometimes I don't even understand my notes, but that's a Beverly Hills fight. Man, they really go over it so many times. I'm like, what are we even talking about anymore? Yeah.

Who's so yeah. So now now there's a new fight. Because I was wondering I was like, why did like after the magic mic stuff happened? I was like, what is up says still going. And stuff happened I was like, why is that so still going? I was like, oh, this is this is the new thing. So now Garsell and Doreet are tense again and We're gonna see how it all plays out next week. But in the meantime, thanks everyone for being here I don't know how we got this much content out of an episode that not a huge amount happened But what did happen was very funny to me. I really was, I was laughing this entire episode.

I really loved it. So, thanks everyone for being here. We still have Southern Charm, a big, exciting, super-sized Southern Charm to talk about. Maybe not exciting, but it is big. It is long. It is like Southern Charm. Southern Charm, like everybody on that cast. It's tall.

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