Watch What Crappens - #2222 Southern Charm: Bed, Wrath, and Beyond

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

A sleepy Southern Charm vacation (S09E09) takes a nasty turn after a ping pong game unearths ugly outbursts.  But maybe love can conquer all?  After all, just look at the undeniable chemistry of America’s sweethearts, Olivia and Rod…  Oh hey, this is episode #2222 - how cool!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You can watch us watch the video patreon.com slash watch what happens. Hi, Ronnie. Do you like today's episode of Southern term? You know, they've they've hit a smag, I think there. The show has been really good. It's been a really good season. I think it is rough building an entire season around two people with not really a lot of charisma happening. And then the rest of it is like new guys. And I get that they're like trying

to blend new things into this show. And I support it. It's been good so far. But I think they're kind of hitting a stumbling block. I mean, they fished for a very long time. There's a lot of time, a lot of time doing nothing and a lot of time spent on Taylor, who really doesn't even have any inflection in her voice.

I mean, yeah. I'm not really sure about how they're building this one, but I'm entertained. I am glad to see that the silent character on this show, Cocaine, has really come through again on this show because nothing is happening and then Shep just gets into a coke rage and starts flying off the handle for no reason really. And I'm just assuming it's not, I have no idea. This is allegedly obviously. Yes, it is in accusation. It's just an assumption because I was in a Coke rage for a very long time.

So I like to, I see it in other people, you know, and I just see it here. It's a lot of Coke raging, guys. It's not just shaming. It's just co-raging. I just see it, you know? It's not good at shaming. It's just co-agent. I just see it, you know? Yeah, this is a case of bravo undermining their own, their golden goose, that killed in

golden goose, just undermining it. I thought it was still a really good episode, but it was super sized. It did not have to be super sized. Let's keep things like lean and tight, okay? We did not need to have like 15 minutes of watching of fly fishing. That should have been an online extra, let's be honest. Let's keep it tight.

Let's keep these episodes tighter. Okay, I'm not just saying that because we're recappers and we're taking notes and it adds a half an hour of work if not more to recap a super sized episode. I mean, I am saying that. But I also think that like there is something to say to be said about tightness. And I said to someone who is part of a podcast

where we regularly do very long recaps. But, notoriously non-tight recaps. Non-tight recaps. But for real though, like we've said before, like you can always tell when there's an episode order, it's like, oh, the show's gotta get to 18 episodes,

but they've only got 14 episodes of content. You can feel them trying to fill it out. We're smart people. We're smart, we're smart viewers, and we can understand. So let's stick with some more regular size episodes. That being said, I was watching this episode. I was like, okay, it's going along. Humb drum, hum drum.

Oh my God, what is going on? This suddenly escalated very quickly. So we open in Taylor's family home. It's very picture, picture-esque and there is a pillow with stitching on it. It's got fish stitched onto it. And it says, heaven seems a little closer in a house besides the water. Oh, that makes sense. So she's Like a town home country kind of house. And tailors there with their dog and she's calling her Penny Pop. Shut come up Penny Pop. Let's go. Penny Pop tears.

We need to say something about this dog. Okay, last week, we're like, oh, it has a little diaper on because it just, it just got fixed or spayed or whatever the, whatever the terminology is. And then people like, no, and it didn't even make, you know, it didn't even dawn on me that duh. No, it's because she's probably not why you would have a diaper, right?

No, the dog has not been fixed. It's to keep all her, I guess, I guess her lady, lady juices in or whatever it is, but maybe juices, well, you know what, when you're next to the lake, you're closer to heaven and you're also closer to metaphors, different types of them. I don't know. I don't know, I'm not a dog person, Well, you know what, when you're next to the lake, you're closer to heaven and you're also closer to metaphors. Different types of them.

I don't know. I don't know, I'm not a dog person, I don't know what dogs. I don't know what dogs do when they're in heat. But I know that I'm a good area for Christ's sake. Okay, I'm sorry, but dogs are in the diaper. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. So that's why we have a diaper, Ron just said it but the point is the dog was not Spade or neutered and therefore

There's a lot of people wrote in it's irresponsible. Come on. That's that's Unless I guess what you think that should just trying to use that dog to like breed other dogs maybe Like I don't know. I'm not gonna get into the politics of breathing dogs. I don't know. I will tell you, those dogs are very overbred. That's why they can't breathe very well. You know, it's sad, like they're, but you know, I don't know.

What do I care? Spane Newtier dogs in general, but maybe she's waiting till the dogs all the older, or I don't know. I'm not gonna space shame somebody yet. I will. I'll give them some time. I will. I'm space shaming The shame the space shaming has been has been established from my my side of the podcast

So we go down for there's family breakfast lots of sausage lots and eggs and of course a prayer circle Just how we do it in my house Yeah, yeah, we do it in my house. Yep. Yeah, we do that in my house. So the dad's like King of Kings, Lord of Lords, bless this food, so we can serve you better and all that good stuff. Heard it, been there, just give him a food. I'm gonna say the same thing to you as I say to my dad. Wrap it up.

Okay, let's keep this prayer nice and tight. I'm starving. I don't need a monologue today, buddy. All right, let's get the prayer, wrap it up, sir. Watch out, war, watch out, guns. Yeah. Yes. Get through it.

Yeah. So Olivia's gonna be there in an hour. So she'll be there in an hour. And mom Leslie is like, hey, why don't you spend a little bit of time out on that porch? You know, it's just so you know that they're being by the lake. It's been a rough couple of weeks and it's one of our closest friends.

You have to own whatever it was for you guys to come out on top of it. So go sit by that lake. They are obsessed with this lake. They feel like this lake will solve all the problems. You know, when you sit by that lake, you're close to the heaven and you just feel gods nipple in your mouth and you suckle on it and you feel peace and tranquility. It's like, it's lady. The lake is beautiful, but it's a lake. It's a lake. Let's relax.

Yeah, people with lake houses are like that. You know, you should be. I said in the porch of lake, it'll heal you. It'll heal you. It's what it looks to you. That's a so a little. You don't get that when you live heal you it'll heal you. Yes, that's a so a You don't get that when you live in Hollywood. It's like you know what you need you need to sit out on the crumbling sidewalk by that poop of That pile of dog poop and as the trash flows by Looking as the trash as the as the random pages of LA week lego flutter and buy in the breeze think about all the things you can do with your friendships as you stare at a pile of poop on the sidewalk and wonder is that dog or human You can contemplate everything that went on the past couple of weeks You know you just take your friend out to that curb and as that influencer sets up their tripod over there and does a photo shoot, think to yourself of how you can heal.

So Taylor's like, I'm so excited, but nervous. I hope we can fix this divide. I hope we can move forward. Can somebody have, can we recast Taylor? Please, I'm just going to finally say it. Recast Taylor. who cast her? Why does she talk like a typewriter? You can hear the ding, shh.

Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, ding, shh. Like you just hear it when she talks. So Olivia's driving and she calls her mom and she's saying that she's going out here, but she doesn't know why because she's so pissed. And the mom's like, well, you have a right to be angry, honey, but you guys should probably talk about it. She needs to clear stuff up.

And Olivia's like, well, I do want to see her family. It's got me coming up this mountain. I love her family so much. So we're going to have to see. And I was like, wow, both of, I mean, both of them together. She's something. I'm going up a mountain. I love her family so much. So we're gonna have to see. And I was like, wow, both of them, I mean, both of them together. She's something. I'm going up a mountain. I'm so excited to see her. I'm almost there. She's almost here. Guys, this needs to be a super short version. I know. Can we just open with Olivia arriving at the house for fuck's sake? Yeah, we did not need the wind up, okay. So then we go over to Shep's family home and the guys are all sleeping.

Now they're waking up, now they're brushing their teeth, and this also goes on for five minutes. Five minutes of watching slabs wake up to become slobbyer, okay. Shep's in the middle of the gallon. Well, the important thing that happens in here is Austin, who's the biggest faker on this show. And that says a lot. But Austin, who's always trying to get the tears and stuff to make up for what an asshole

he is the women on this show, is doing something in the mirror like washing his face or something. And purposely, like opens his makeup toilet tree bag or whatever, opens it up enough to where there's a little port a little Polaroid of Olivia kissing him on the cheek. I think in bad or something but like they're just together and she's kissing him on the cheek And he's like look at me. I care about Olivia. I care. I care. You're a picture my toilet tree bag Thing right now. I quite literally I'm like you guys went on three dates last season. I'm sorry, this has to be clarified.

They went on three dates and he said, like, I don't know if I'm ready. And so it was sort of on again, off again, but it was never even exclusive. It never made sense. And now all of a sudden he's carrying around a Polaroid in his toiletries. So he's slaubing us toothbrush and then puts his saliva

and crusted toothbrush next to this Polaro word as if that's supposed to be romantic. Like a picture of Olivia wedge between this toothbrush, maybe some floss, maybe a Q tip. Like to me, that actually does not speak of romance. And then is the part you were talking about, which is chef drinking from milk. Now he's not only drinking from milk. He's drinking from a gallon of milk, the house milk, on a vacation of people who are staying at your house, fucking disgusting, and then burps.

Is it raw? And then puts it back, it's so gross. So then they gotta take a little crag out to pee and Austin's playing with little crag outside, throwing a ball, and then Srod is snoring in his room and he's snoring so loudly that Austin and the cameraman can hear it outside out on the patio. That's, that's, okay, it's time to start talking about seatbelt machines. Rod, okay.

Let's see. Um, and let's see. JT sitting around in the chair, waxing poetic about male bonding. And then Craig is calling Page and Bed and he's like, hi honey. Check. What's up, stupid? He's like, I was your Valentine's day. Um, Craig, there was someone here trying to get in to leave me flowers and they did not get in here.

I had security dragged them away. Uh, my dormant was extremely upset that I had him come up here again. And however, the purse that you promised to buy me has not arrived, so. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you a bag, don't worry. Yeah, I know, I picked it out. I actually bought it for myself.

Okay, so don't even worry about it. So he's like, well, I made a bomb ass dinner for everyone last night. It was like really, really good. So he's like, well, I made a bomb ass dinner for everyone last night It was like really really good. So okay, bye. Yeah, I know by I was already hanging up I'm actually not even on the phone anymore. You can't open a bottle of tomatoes or a can of tomato sauce or a bottle of wine Let's just stop the fakery. Okay I have gaze back. I have gaze to see so then

Just more people wait, this goes on forever. People walk waking up and going into the room, into the living room, and then like a little Craig jumps on to, onto JT and JT is like, whoa, Craig! And then JT's talking about a walk. JT's one of those people who wakes up early on a vacation,

much like Cal Richards, and then Bragg's about, he's like, I've been up for four hours, for nine cups of coffee, a lot of hot chocolate, I mean, and before I dive into cooking you all breakfast, you might tell me how you feel about last night, there, Rod, let me just remind you, I've been up for four hours already, sorry. And Rod, who's maybe spent 10 minutes of total time

with Olivia, is really trying for this storyline too. He's like, yeah, you know, I was like, let me just sleep on this and see how I feel in the morning, but I woke up feeling the same, you know? I'm like stuck on all this information I got from Austin, which kind of feels like a slap in the face. I mean, he did what he does, which is throw a livy under the bus.

And then we see the clip of Austin being like, we got old, she gave me a big, old kiss right on the chest. And then she left, it was insane. What are you gonna do? Quite literally cuddling on me. So I have felt that there's been more chemistry between Rod and Olivia than you have felt, but that being said, this is not a relationship that's lighting the internet on fire and in fact,

over the last few episodes, it has seems to have cooled off, and I agree with you, like, Rod Heming and Haing over the situation, the Olivia, I'm like, it's, bro, she's just not that into you, it's very, very obvious. It's not at all, not especially in this episode. If there were any doubts, this episode really clears those up. Honestly, if you're into someone, if Olivia were into Rod, I believe that she would not want to risk messing it up.

And so therefore, she probably wouldn't go to Austin because she knows how messy Austin is. When you're into someone, you just, you don't want to fuck it up. So when she goes to Austin's, she doesn't, she doesn't care. She's not thinking about Rod. She doesn't care about Rod.

Rod's not in here. He's a nice thing to do. He doesn't need salads. By the way, have a eat a salad. That's where you lost her. That's where I, that was the turning point, if you ask me, the salad thing. Yeah.

Because just like an absolutely will not have a vegetable. Like no one who, no one's looking at that as a good thing when they're like looking for a partner to maybe possibly raise babies with, you know. Yeah, yeah. I'm not, yeah. I hate being that person, you know, because I hear how I sound.

Like, oh my god, he didn't even eat salads, don't date him, but I don't know, it seems like more of a red flag, you know? Listen to your empty. Yeah. So Rod's like, yeah, I'm still upset today, and it's tough, because we're not together, but you know, she's ending up at some guy's house tonight that we also had a date and that's

not ideal. That's so bad. That's so bad. Her ex. That is bad. Sorry, it's bad. Oh, I didn't believe they were together either. Yeah.

I think this is just all like casting stuff and they're just kind of going along but they don't have the best actors doing it So now that Olivia and Austin have been faking it for so long Maybe they're actually starting to kind of like each other because I think so they've been faking it and been around each other so much Like well, maybe we do like each other. I think so I'm gonna have to lie because they're not following the proper storyline And they didn't do this when they were supposed to have this storyline last year. No, I mean.

So Rod basically just is hoping that Austin is lying about this whole raw thing, like he or the cuddling thing because, you know, that's what Austin does. He does lie. So and JT's like, I hope our friend is a liar again. Said no one ever. Ha ha ha. So then, uh, Chef, Chef joins, chef is so disgusted when

he's around Rod and JT. He hates being around the newbies. He's like, gosh, I have to film with these new poor people that are on my show. This is so annoying. Garish and they're short. Yeah, he, he visibly does not like them. And JT's like, what do we wear? He's like, they'll give you clothes. It's not that difficult. Yeah. And they're trying to make small talk and he's just walking around like hacking, you know? He's a chef in the morning. Can you imagine?

Oh my God. Chef is that guy who goes into the bathroom and just says, I, oh, yep. Oh, all of that.

For like half an hour, you know? So, Sepplox ran doing that and hacking. And he's like, gosh, I'm a little under the weather today, guys. I took a swig of milk this morning, and I've been coughing all morning, so be careful of the milk, gosh. Jackie is like,

hi, that's really good news, Chef. I just poured milk in this coffee, so I'm excited to share your opinion. Oh no, no, hey, that's really good news ship. I just poured milk in this coffee. So I'm excited to share your pain. Oh, no, no, no. My illness is only only affect people of my socioeconomic status. So you should be okay. You should be okay. And then he burps again. He's just such a pig. He's really gross. So then later, the guys go into the van and Austin says, let's go sit in burps. I'm like, what the hell is going to the van and Austin says, let's go sit in the burps. I'm like, what the hell is going on in the show? Why is it just a show of fucking boring men burping?

Can we do something else? I'm getting pissed at this point in this recap. I know, Austin recap. I'll note session. And then Austin's like, let's go rip some lips. And they're like, what? It's like, yeah, you know, it's like quite literally when you're fishing, you like, you laid on a line.

And then you're like, you're yanked up, and you're pulling the lips off the fish? It's like, yeah, you know, it's like quite literally when you're fishing, you're like, you late on the line, and then you're like, you're yanked up, and you're pulling the lips off the fish. It's like, okay. Otherwise, known as Austin trying to find a straw to drink while his mouth won't stop moving. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha them. So now they're okay, so now guess what? It's time for fly fishing. They get into some waiters. And then it's like silliness and JT doesn't know what to do. And she's like, JT, what are you doing, gosh? And then there's like, JT is like, I'm falling in the water. I'm floating. Oh, this is so cold. And he's like the clown, I guess. And she's like, wow, fly fishing makes me more happy than anything

in the world. It just does, because you're so connected to nature. It just makes you feel like such a man, GORGE! It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins comer. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down, the Grinch. Same! It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end, when the whole town is still singing, and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts.

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Your family will love the show! As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. So then he's like, yeah, so satisfying to share it with all your friends. So then of course, ship Snags of Tree. I mean, I feel like everything in this fly fishing scene, which was totally unnecessary, we didn't even have to start the episode yet, but we're watching it It did feel poetic like sheeps. Snags a tree Austin gets like a branch like this is or maybe Craig gets a branch like this The I'm sorry I floated down from New York City. I'm gonna get on a plane and go back up there

The only stick that I've been floating back upstream I'm sorry I floated down from New York City. I'm gonna get on a plane and go back up there. The only stick that I've been floating back upstream. A very fashionable stick. Like and subscribe. How do you like and subscribe to a stick? Just figure it out, dummy. Okay, go back to New York. Yeah, their little antics did kind of represent their life,

right? Cause Rod caught himself because Rod caught himself right caught himself then we threw it back in and he almost got a fish but it went to someone else's line what's your last time's line yeah then chef actually caught something but he caught it too hard and just flung it behind him he did he yanked at the fish so hard the fish actually went flying out of the water off to who knows where, and that fish is probably so confused. That fish is like, hey, hey, so are you gonna go to Martha's party? Whoa!

Just like talking to his friends. That was my dramatic, I should stop drinking coffee on these podcasts. I really should stop cracking out over there during the fish. And now doing a, creating a scene of a fish talking to its friend Martha while it gets yanked out of it's conversation by ship. I love that was clear. So Rodrigo and Craig are talking and Rodrigo is asking him about page and of course it's the south.

So no one can just be like, hey, has page. Well, that's great. It always has to be like, has page. Is she going to move here? What is she going to do? Is she going to come here's great. It always has to be like, how's Paige? Is she gonna move here? What is she gonna do? Is she gonna come here permanently? What are you gonna do if you're not married? How are you gonna have babies?

What's gonna happen? So it's one of those conversations. And Craig's like, yeah, well, I'm waiting to see if she'll decide, if she'll be ready, but like, I don't know the math on that. And I'm thinking like, well, I really wanna be engaged because I'm like 40 and I wanna have kids, but she's like, 30, wait, no, I'm thinking like, well, I really want to be engaged cause I'm like 40 and I want to have kids, but she's like 30, wait, no, I'm 35,

but I'm ready to have kids, but she's not ready to have kids till she's 35, but then I'm gonna be 40, and then I could have gone out and find somebody would have kids, so I'm not really sure what to do. Yeah, I mean, to me, it's like shit, it's like getting to be timed like shit or get off the pot

Which is funny because Paige is always yelling at me for for shitting in pots She's always like Craig you got to use the toilet. So that's an issue in our relationship, too So yeah, I just want to storybook life and a white bigot fans. What do I want more? Page to be patient or do I want a family so bad? I leave the love of my life. Like I'll get it. You're not leaving. If anyone page is leaving you, let's stop getting around.

If you're waiting for anything, it's for page to dump you for somebody else. And I guarantee page does not want to. I'm not one of them. I don't think that page wants a white picket fence. She wants a townhouse in some part of Manhattan. That's what she wants. She's like, if you want a white picket fence,

I'll hear, here's a piece of white wood and you can put it up in the corner of the room. That's what you get. That's your fence. They seem to be playing chicken. Like, whose show is gonna last longer? You know? Like, whose, which town is gonna still keep us fed on the telly?

Well, we see the preview for next week. Craig is like, so I like I want to have like kids and like a white big adventure disgusting Okay, so then we go over to no one catches anything by the way, they're done. No one catches it It's like nothing of the show. We just watched people fish and it leads to nothing So there you go. So let's go over to Taylor's house Olivia pulls up and she does love the parents. She's hugging the parents and She talks about how you know their moms really hit it off and when they met they they talked the whole evening

They even had like a dinner party at Christmas together those families and Taylor's, well, I talked to Chef and they're fishing together, and they're going to get together at a winery. Yeah. And Olivia's, then of course, like, let's just like go to the lake. God wants you to go to the lake, go to the lake. So they go down to this, they walk a very long way down steps going down and up to the lake. So they go down to this, they walk a very long way down steps going down and up and along and way. They finally get to this little table by the lake. And Taylor gives like some gifts to Olivia, like I'm for like Connor. And you know, Taylor's saying that this isn't about her, it's about Olivia and that her actions were mistake and she has to make it right.

And so Taylor was like, so I know we haven't had a chance to talk, ding, shh, with everything going on, I'm giving you the time and the, ding, shh, space. And I feel really shitty front, like a shitty friend for lying and doubling down and betraying your trust. I know. And I want to make sure that I can earn your trust back because that's what's important to me.

And then Olivia is like, well, I can say the most hurtful part is just not having the trust because I prioritize her friendship over everything, but I can't, I haven't gotten the whole truth and I need you to be honest. And then Taylor's, I, but it would be easier if I could just sit here and say, yeah, we hooked up. And now we're together. And I want to be together. That would be so much easier. But in New York, I was, I was confiding in you and you were my person in all this and there were times when you were talking on my behalf to Austin and then Olivia tells us during this time where she said they had the conversation, she's telling me Austin wants to be with me and he loves me.

So were you just running back to him and contemplating your feelings for him? And she's like, you know, the things I was telling you were supposed to be between us and I'm sure they weren't like now I'm questioning you. And then Taylor goes, yeah, but you had gone out to LA and she's like, no, no, no, no. And Taylor, Taylor, Taylor's doing okay. Taylor's doing okay, but like her mom said, you have to own everything. And now Taylor starts to be like, Taylor starts to do the whole thing of like, well, you went to LA, so I thought you didn't care anymore.

So it was my slot, you know, you got to make your shot. It's musical chairs, like you stood up. So I sat down, like, I took your seat. You weren't using it. I mean, what the fuck is that? You went to LA. She goes, why are you making it sound like I went to LA for a year.

I went to LA from New York. Yeah, she's, she's like, yeah, but you were there for a while. She goes, I was there for a week, dude. Yeah, she's like, and Taylor goes, a week, and Taylor goes, I was in LA for a week. I generally believe y'all had sex. And then Taylor just sort of stares, and goes, She just stares really like a dead fish.

I mean, I've never seen anybody with no response to all of their face. Yeah, the ship that shept yanked out of the river and flung into the woods, okay. I'm waiting for her to just like suddenly jump to life and be like, how long am I all there? How long am I better? It's like one of those bass on the walls, you know,

that you're just waiting to start singing. I know, maybe she's medicated or something. She's like, I'm telling you this right now, we did not hook up. So Liv is like, you can tell me that till you're blue in the turtleneck, but Austin, and Austin can too. But the words you say, I no longer believe, we're just broken. And I don't know how much of our friendship there is to salvage, and I love your family, but I don't feel comfortable here.

But I really want you to stay. I really do. And she goes, well, maybe I'll get a change of scenery and then be okay. Okay. Well, obviously, thank you for coming here, obviously. So then they walk up those huge stairs again. You know what? I would be pissed if I had to go down those stairs and up that stair

and repack, I mean not repack, but repack the suitcases into my car. Just drive up and be like, you're a bitch, I don't like you. What do you have to offer me today to make up to me? And then when Taylor says nothing, all dead eyed, just drive off. Why take your bag down? Why walk down all the stairs?

You're wasting too much energy. Yeah, and so it's like really awkward because she's, you know, Olivia's like, well, I'm going to head back now. And Leslie, Leslie's very invested in this. She's actually a little bit too invested if you're asking me, but she's like, you're going to leave. You're going to head down. Oh, okay, all right. Well, I guess the lake can't always fix everything. Can't fix slut in my rat. So then then meanwhile the guys are driving they're going to this this winery and JT is like wearing waders still because he got all wet because he fell over so that all the water went into his back and he's just like a mess and so they get there and he buys

a sweatshirts that way he could be a little warmer. But it's kind of funny because they're in like some winery and they're all dressed normally and he just walk around waiters. It's embarrassing. Olivia calls and she's like, are y'all up at the house? And is it cool if I just go up there and she's like, wait a minute, tell me what's going on. I practiced all of this with Taylor before. Did she say she's sorry that she lied and that she doubled down and then she tripled down?

What did she say? And she's like, well, we just had a conversation and we're just going to both take some space. So he's like, well, you want to come spend the night and she's like, I would hate to crash her guys time. When obviously she drove up here to stay with the guys. This was the plan all along. She was never planning on coming to stay with the guys. She was never. She, because that's Olivia. She's that 100% that was my redo,

that she was gonna just hang out with the guys. That's her thing, you know. She's like, I don't want to crash guys time. I'm like, no, it's okay. Come on, we're here at a very fancy wine We were they're gonna serve glasses of wine made from blueberries on different tiers of a rot iron holder. Come on join Craig just keeps going it's blueberry wine I like blueberry. Did anybody try the blueberry the blueberry is good?

Mm-hmm. I could not think of anything that sounds more vile than blueberry wine, I'm sorry. This binary was trash. I like trash. I love it. Ugh. Ugh. I just hated the way they presented the wine flight

on this like wrought iron thing with like ugh. I hated every single second of it. Oh yeah. So Craig's like, I feel that more. That's why I live yeah. And he's like, yeah, she's mixed up, man. And he goes, yeah, but she does have a point. Like the only other people going through it are you two.

And you're just not like normal people. You and Austin are built differently. And he goes, yeah, that's because we're dirt bags. And Austin was way too hard. Yeah. Gosh, gosh, gosh. Ho ho ho. So, um, Shep and Austin then go to the bathroom together.

And then Olivia shows up. So now Rod, now Rod is in like, uh, courtship mode. He's like, hey, uh, like a driving outfit. She's like, thanks. Who are you? Oh, you're Rod. Good to see you again. Nice to see you.

Didn't know you're here. And she comes in and hugs Austin and Rod's giving a look like, I don't like this. So Shep asked how she left it with Taylor and she's like, you know, wasn't easy, the trust is gone. And Craig goes, look, the friend who hooked up with my ex, like, I'll never talk to, well, it's like a multi-year break. Cause I don't want that for anybody else.

I mean, you can take a little while. Are you talking about Whitney? That's what I was wondering. I can only think about Whitney. Didn't he just go to Whitney's last week or something like two years ago? I'm what I meant to say is my non-powerful and non-rich friend who hooked up with the next.

I'll never talk to him again. My non-boss friend who hooked up with the next. So, Shep's like, well, Olivia just so you know, gosh, I may have invited Taylor to dinner and she sent me a message and Taylor's gonna come up later and leave you like, great. That's what I need. I left her house just to come have dinner with her. And she's like, but yeah, we're out in the middle of nowhere,

like what else am I supposed to do? So Shep's like, come on, let's have some detectable, delectable treat. Detectable, delectable treats. Detectable, delectable. That's where you can detect the delectableness of the treats. Let's do the delectableness.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We found it. Rose, the name of the place on the fact of life, the delectable dish or something like that. The delicious, oh no. Oh, remember, the delectabaris, so they don't remember. The delectable, okay, I gotta look it up. You mean on the spin-off?

The candy store Delectable is it just and I may just be making something up entirely. I thought there's something like the delectable dish or the delect Okay, I'm just gonna stop I'm not gonna go down this path. Okay, so Austin is See Austin's watching ride because ride goes to livy is like a one who drive with me to the house. She's like sure So they like her there Well, she he ends up getting in her car. Yeah, she doesn't seem thrilled and Austin's like what And he's like if I'm honest, I've seen more chemistry and my 10th grade chemistry class then I do between

Rock and Olivia that's by the way a terrible analogy Don't say I've've seen more chemistry between, like my plant and my sofa that I have between them. Don't compare them to something that's actual chemistry. I have seen more chemistry in a little chemistry class that I have between them. It's like, yeah, because it's chemistry. It's all wrong.

Yeah, you're looking for too much from Austin. I know. So then we see the van and they're just joking about, like, I've rod following Olivia round like a lost puppy dog. Because if that's not what Austin does when he's quoting someone, and then we see Rod and Olivia having great, great

chemistry and banter in their car, aka just sitting there quietly while she wants to listen to the podcast, she wants to listen to the podcast, she wants to listen to, but she can't because Rod's there. Yeah, that this is really awkward and they're both chomping on their gum. Yeah, which I learned this week is very bad

because I saw Miss Patricia in Vegas and I didn't realize she was walking me out that entrance where everybody's like screaming and yelling for the Bravo people. I don't get to use that entrance. So I didn't know she was walking me out that entrance where everybody's like screaming and yelling for the Bravo people. I don't get to use that entrance, so I didn't know that's where we were. But she's like, okay, well, just come out here. So we walk out there and everyone's like,

oh my God. And taking her picture and stuff and posted one. And I'm just chomping my gum like, totals, you know what I do? You're just walking somewhere. You look trashy, but I don't ever see myself chewing gum. I don't know how it looks, but oh my gosh, on missed pats, Instagram,

all the ladies were just mortified. There were a lot of people like, ah, chewing gum, it's Benetia. Why are you with a man who chew gum? How dare you chew your gum? I mean, she's ladies, I've never heard how disgusting gum chewing is. I guess I'll give it up.

Well, half those comments came. Thank you. Half those comments came from Cooper. Half them came from Randy. But it was funny, I did go and I saw it and then someone wrote, wow, Ron, you're really getting gum shamed. Well, you know that's my new addiction is gum.

And that was just like transitory gum. You know, that was gum like, hey, we're going from one place to another place. I should probably choose some gum to make sure I'm fresh. I'd like it is like doing the public a favor. You know what I mean? Like you never know whose face you're gonna breathe in. But you know, public apology for the gum.

I everyone stop shaming Ronnie for his gum. Okay. He just wanted the air around him to smell nicer. Yeah. Listen, I learned I learned a lesson that day. Geez. Don't walk Patricia anywhere. That was my lesson.

Stay in the trash section where we two gum. But anyway, speaking of these two are chomping gum in their car. And so I automatically, I think because I learned that lesson that weekend, now automatically I'm like, trash. You got to deflect it off of yourself. Trash bots. At least I might be chewing gum, but at least I'm not trying to chew gum and fuck the lady next to me trash

garbage. So yeah they're making small talk. He's like, if you've been to the house, it's nice and she's, oh, nice. He's like, so what are you going to be like with Taylor tonight? He just seems like I hang around trying to get gossip from a main cast member and it's really painful to watch. I actually don't get that read. I get the read of just someone who is,

realizes he's losing the battle, but is gonna try to fight for it, and he's just trying to come up with conversation, and it's just really not working. And so he's like, I don't know, I guess I'll ask about Taylor or something like that. I don't know. To me, it was like a lifeless, sad conversation.

Like I could just, you know, I really could feel that she wanted to play something on that radio, whether it was a podcast, whether it was like some 80s music, she wanted to play something and just sing her heart out. She just wanted to sing. And then Rod invites himself into her car and then she has to sit there and be like Okay, I guess we have some small talk about boring shit. Well, and also she just left Taylor To come meet them get to do the fantasy Taylor and then she finds out Taylor is gonna be coming to the house too And then he she gets in the car to drive to the house

Which is our only time not to talk about fucking Taylor and then yeah What do you think it's gonna be like with Taylor tonight? She's just like oh my god get this fan out of my car only time not to talk about fucking Taylor. And then he's like, what do you think it's gonna be like with Taylor tonight? Just like, oh my God, get this fan out of my car. I'm surprised she just didn't open the door and push him out. I'm surprised she didn't say, hold on, I just wanna stop over at sweet greens

just to get him to run away. So, so now they all get back to the house. The little Craig is there, and then Rod's helping Olivia into the house and everything. And then the two chefs, the caterers, they are cooking and Rod's helping Olivia getting situated.

And she just doesn't want it. She doesn't want it. And he, but also though, I mean, Austin is so undermining. So Rod helps Olivia. Then he's like, okay, I'm gonna leave you for a second. And then moment he steps out of that room, Austin just like materializes then he's like, okay, I'll leave you for a second. And then moment he steps out of that room, Austin just like materializes. He's like,

He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like, He's like what he was like. It's like, hey, hey, how's it going? And he's like, so you good.

And you and Taylor actually, and she's like, well, if we were at home, we had that conversation I would just dip, but like now we're here. So like we're on earth, the mice are supposed to go all the way out here. So I came here. Yeah, she needs to process. So, so that Austin's like, well, I'm glad you, like you could have had like this space to come in lieu of whatever the hell's going on between the two of you,

whatever the hell that is. She's like, whatever the hell, you're part of it. And by the way, I also wanna say, cause I don't know where else is a good place to say it. So I'm just gonna say it here, we've established very firmly over several years that Austin's a piece of shit, but here's another facet of why he's a piece of shit. Because Olivia and Taylor, their friendship is in

tatters right now. There's real trust issues. And if Austin cared about Taylor as much as he said he does, and if truly nothing happened beyond the kiss, I think actually if Austin were a good person, he would just say to Olivia, listen, it kills me that you and Taylor, that your friendship is messed up right now.

I know she betrayed your trust, but like, well, I just let, you may not believe her, but let me just please tell you, like, nothing happened, you know, beyond this. I don't know if this helps, but I don't wanna see your friendship fall apart because of me and my own stupid actions here.

Like, he would do something, I think, to help it along. But he doesn't do anything. He doesn't do anything. But I told her to lie to you. That's the only reason he should lie to you. I told her to lie. I told her to lie to you the whole fucking time. I put her in a possible position, you know, she was trying to be lie to you. That's the only reason she lied to you. I told her to lie. I told her to tell her to you the whole fucking time. I put her in a possible position.

You know, she was trying to be loyal to you. I insisted that she not be like, he could just like help this friendship out. He could just do that. And he's not. And that bothers me. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, he's a piece of shit. Commissures.

Here comes one right now. pieces. Here comes one right now. Thank you for doing what we're giving him ifs. Like you're giving Austin, like, well, if he just would have, I mean, Austin just sucks. But I will say through this whole conversation, there's a lot more chemistry in this conversation. So, well, she makes his sucks too, but you know, when there's something there, there's a lot more chemistry in this conversation. So, she acts, he sucks too, but you know, when there's something there, there's something there, what can you do?

Ronnie, are you playing Lake right now? Because it looks like God is shining right down on you. Look at this angelic light that you have all of a sudden. Is it all of a sudden? Oh, you know why that is, because it's get, wait, oh no, that's actually right. I was gonna say, it's this new thing. Your heart of realizing some was shining on you,

you're like, sssss. They're sitting on me. Listen, you know I wear Tread Millen, I can't be having son falling on my retinols. Scared the shit out of me. My face is starting to hurt. Oh. I thought it was the new software on the Mac

has like webcam stuff that you can be like studio lighting and so it lightens up my face a little bit. So I have that on so I thought it was fake light but I am in front of this angelic freaking window in this Airbnb look at that. You had like a rail light just coming down and it was getting like a halo effect for someone you were like, when you looked at it,

you're like, when you looked at it, you're like, oh, I get it. I'm in like a cave. Okay. This is a fake, failure wondering, this is not my room. This is a green screen. My background is not nearly as cute as this background behind me. That is a very well decorated room. Yeah.

You don't want to see what it really looks like. So JT smells cookies coming out. The chefs are cooking and he's like, wait a minute, I thought we were going to have a steak. Why do I smell cookies? And chef goes, you're perceptive as a nat. Gosh. Gosh. And can't send you many wonders that these shows are pre-written. I think today is proof that they're not, you know. It is improvised. It is improvised. So then Olivia is, is this the part where it, no, this is not the part.

Okay, so Olivia then, it's like, hey, y'all need help, but the fire just kidding, it's already set up and going. Good one, Olivia. Wow, I can't believe all of this cast isn't falling for you at your shining personality. So Taylor comes and JT's like, wow, saved by the angel herself. Oh, chef was trying to kill me with sugar. I'm a diabetic. It's not funny. She's like, oh, hi, hi, chef. Hi, Olivia. Olivia just is like, hi, and walks past her. It ignores her. And JT's like, here I am. I'm trying to have fun with this little cute dog. My new Hi chef, hi Olivia and Olivia just is like hi and walks past her it ignores her and

Tate's like here. I'm trying to have fun with this little cute dog my new best friend come out there I'm so glad you came Taylor. You're just so brave and she's like Olivia. Hi Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia so then Then outside the bunch of them are sitting outside too and and little Craig is out there, and Shep has a bouncy ball. This really bothered me. Shep bounces the ball on the floor, so that way little Craig will jump up and snatch the ball.

And then Austin intercepts the ball. He catches the ball with his hand. I was like, excuse you, that was for a little Craig. That's so awesome to do that, to ruin even something stupid like that. Steal the dog's joy, Austin. Dog joy. Exactly.

Exactly. Precisely. So, then Olivia's pouring herself a glass of wine and JT's like, hey, if there's anything out or we can do to help, even if it's just listening, we would love to do that. Or maybe it was Taylor who's doing that, I don't know. Yeah, I don't care. Okay, so dinner table. So, um, Taylor is like, wow, it's real good to be back in Landville.

And she goes, it is. She goes, of course it is. So those two, you know, we're still crackling over there, no matter what they're pretending, they still seem to have some crackling going on. And then we hear the salad has served and we're all like, oh, save the salad. I don't need that. Save a salad, Rod a cowboy. So yeah, he's like, yeah, I don't need salads. I like the way he's the way he just sort of says it. Like, I know I have my thing where I don't eat berries. But like salads, I don't, I'm sorry, I can't like, I feel like my thing is way more justified. And so Austin's like, he says he's never had a salad in his whole life, it's a scene right now.

And Taylor's like, that's so weird. Can you just have a bite? He's like, nope, not for me. I don't understand. So then they get a humongous plate of meat. This is goddamn, how many animals did you kill for this dinner? It's a lot of meat.

There's going to be a lot of meat parts happening tonight. So chefs like, oh, hey, by the way, I got something for you today. Um, it was Austin's idea, but I got it for you. I'm not eating with smacking with his mouth open and food flying everywhere. No one on this show knows how to eat. And the South is so obsessed with manners. How does no one on this show know how to fucking close their mouth when they're eating?

It makes me crazy watching this show. And I'm the person who is just excoriated for chomping gum with his mouth open. Yeah. So he got Taylor a temporary tattoo, so then Olivia rolls her eyes. And then she's like, what better way to mend a friendship than to go hang out in the woods and talk to a questionable

best friend and a questionable best friend and a questionable ex-boyfriend. It's like Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre. Well, then just go home. You should've gone home then. Because you knew this is what was gonna happen. Taylor was already invited before you were invited. So then JT said,

God truly believe that Shep is a good-hearted nihilist. That's my cycle. Now, so today, okay? No one knows what that word means up to today. All right. And so Rod's like, hi, Olivia, Olivia, hey, I got you some wine and also gluten-free cookie. Gluten-free cookie.

Okay, that's really nice. But there's only so far serving gluten-free things will get you. Okay, like we're not all gonna fuck a keyboard, a keyboard elf. No matter how many gluten-free options they come out with. you, okay? Like we're not all gonna fuck a keyboard, a keyboard elf. gluten free options that come out with at the end of the day, it's just, it's just a piece of food, you know, you need more. You need to eat salad. Olivia is I can't no, because Olivia sitting there and she's thinking, what am I, where are we gonna go? Where are we gonna have

meals as a couple? I wanna go, I wanna go to tender greens and Raj is gonna sit there, like it's just not gonna work out. Yeah, you can't be with a lady who's on food allergies but then cut out a different kind of food. Like she's already got enough to worry about, you know what I mean? Without being like, oh, can we find a place that I can find things without gluten

and he can find something without any kind of vegetable at all? I know. Yeah, you can't date a gluten-free girl and then cut out salads. Like that's just, it's gonna be her favorite food. I guarantee. It's just not gonna work out. So now they start doing this whole thing about Craig has conspiracy theories and so they're gonna like explore them.

So they all make tinfoil hats because the government can't can't can't hear as if we have our tinfoil hats on and Now it's gonna be like Craig is gonna hold court and talk about and talk about all the Conspiracies that he loves and holds zero to his heart Let's talk pyramids even with technology today, we couldn't make the pyramids. They're stone cut and they're so accurate. And they pinpoint magnetic periods in the sky that serve as beacons for space people. I would say aliens, but that's derogatory. What's wrong with my pyramids? So then Taylor's like, so do you think the moon landing was real?

He's like, um, well, we haven't been back since the 60s, so why not? Well, why do you think it is that Cheb and Austin are the only two in this group to get laid so much? He's like, they've been given this mysterious thing in the South called height. Yeah, it's something that only certain people of a secret society are allowed to have. I like when we was talking about the moon, the moon landing that we really did land on the moon, but then we forgot to tape it or something where the cameras didn't work right up there.

So they had to stage it and he goes, just watch the movie Transformers. It explains all of this. Well, hey, anybody who needs a representation, please call 1-800-CON-OVER. I know, exactly. Him being a lawyer. Well, I feel like... Remember when he came out with the ads that was like, Oh, yeah. Do you need any representation in your car crash? Call 1-800-CON-OVER. That's 1-800-CON-OVER. Well, I'm not sure his law degree is real because just like the moon landing, in your car crash called 1-800-CON-OVER. That's 1-800-CON-OVER.

Well, I'm not sure his law degree is real because just like the moon landing, I feel like he went to law school once and then never went back. And there were no cameras there to verify it, so I don't know. Yeah, I think taking one class is not count. So then, so in the middle of this, Rod wants to talk with Olivia. So he pulls her aside and he's like, I'm glad to come tonight. Even though you didn't technically come to see me, I'll just put that to the side. You just happen to see me. So I'm not going to dwell on that too much.

But she's like, well, where else was I supposed to go? I mean, has burned Bumble fuck. Okay, that's not making me feel much better about this relationship. Glad to be just like the only option that you had. So great. Love that. Yeah, it's like obviously you're going through things and you're comfortable with Austin. And I didn't want to ruin the meal, but I did want to bring some stuff to your attention, because I found out that one of my friends after you left Austin, well, she went to Austin's. And then

Olivia, who's obviously already talked to Austin, is like, wait, was there a pain? I've never seen Olivia with any kind of reaction out of her face until this scene. Suddenly she has a smile and she's like, what? Wait, was there a pink bra on the corner of the room? And that's what they saw. Wow, that is so great. She starts fidgeting with her hands. You guys are so obvious.

I love that you had a fake relationship for a season and now that you don't have to anymore, now it's turning you on to have a fake relationship. And then I think about it. You're ridiculous. So I was literally watching a movie. It was so funny. It was like, with Ashton's culture, it was so good.

And I took off my bra and I tossed it. And then I was like, oh, and then when I was leaving, I was like, oh, that bra just threw it away. And then like, I just, it sounds so awful, but like nothing happened whatsoever. Just throw it away. He's offering you your bra back and you're like, just throw it out.

This is, now this is officially a lie. Last week I was like, okay, you can take your bra, who cares? Take your bra off. People come and take off their bra. People commented saying like, oh, I've definitely take off my bra when I watch movies with like male friends, like it's not a big deal. I was like, oh, okay, cool.

I've got mine off today. Manipules are touching my knees. Son of Shining on your brawless chest right now. But now I don't believe it because this is obviously bullshit. So, he doesn't buy it either, right? And he's like, and she goes, you know, I know that like here at a back, I mean, I know how awful that sounds,

but nothing happened. And he goes, well, I just, you know, I went to bed thinking of it. I woke up thinking of it. I thought of it while I was fly fishing, then I got the hook caught my dick. I thought of it still. I was so preoccupied with it that I actually almost walked into a salad bar, which is horrifying.

So she's clearly lying, she's clearly blowing them off, she's fidgeting, her eyes are wide. She's clearly into Austin. She's like, oh, I apologize, you know, because I really didn't want to give this bullshit vibe. And he goes, well, look, I just have to be direct as possible. And I'm just like, don't do it. Because you think like, okay, you're face with a lot of evidence that this is, she's not into you. So you think I'm a bit as direct as possible. I think maybe this isn't really working out. But instead he goes, I'm very,

very interested. And I think we shouldn't see other out. But instead he goes, I'm very, very interested. And I think we shouldn't see other people. I would want to exclusively date you. I think that like our, you know, I think three dates in is a great time to start calling exclusive. So what do you think? Will I give it a try? And she looks terrified.

Okay, she gets terrified. And she's like, oh my God, I have to dump this guy now and then I'm gonna be stuck on a cabin with them So then we cut to chef and JT playing ping pong and Which you think is like whatever whatever is already getting frustrated getting his ass kicked by a short person because People should not have to lose to short people a short person who's not as wealthy as as him and is from a different state So then we go back to Olivia and we think it it's just whatever, it's a cutscene, whatever or they just throw to something to prolong this moment.

So Olivia's like, you are literally the perfect guy, except for the salad thing that's really weird and also the chemistry thing and also a lack, like you're not a good conversationalist, not so trying to do, but you're the perfect guy for someone, someone who doesn't like salads. I guess, I don't know, maybe your mom, I don't know. But I respect you too much to drag you along.

And I am seeing other people, and I do wanna keep that open with you. And like, you know, myself with Austin, like Austin messed me up. And like I just have a hesitation. I blame Austin, Austin's the fun reason. I blame Austin, it's not my fault. Okay, let's keep it open.

I'm not interested in this anymore. Bye. Yeah, I should like, you know, like I've been like in this space where like, you know, after that, because Austin, like, I'm just like living in a space of dating and it's, you know, like there's hesitation and mental space and he goes, okay, well, I appreciate that. It's not what I want. It's tough to hear. Wow, I don well, I appreciate that. It's not what I want. It's tough to hear.

Wow, I'm gonna... It's not good for her, for officially letting Rod down. Yeah, I hope Rod backs off and isn't like, look, I found a gluten free tortilla. Yeah, Rod, it's time to move on, move on. So then we have Shep. So they think, okay, so now we go back to the porch and Shep comes upstairs

and he's like, yeah, JT beat me. You know, he's a pusher. He just gets the ball. He just gets it back. Gets it back. Whatever you tried to do. And I try to go for winners. You know, I try to go for winners.

I take risks. He just gets it back. Gets it back. He's like, you know, upset that JT. JT's big strategy is like, hit the ball back over the net. Ball comes to me. I had the ball back.

And chef is the worst loser. So he's freaking out. And Taylor, JT comes out. So Taylor is like, oh, there he is. We are the champions in my riot. And chef goes, you, you're the champion, how do you have any ownership of this? It's like she's just reciting a lyric, right?

Like a famous famous lyric. Yeah, it'll be okay, bro. And she's like, I was just saying congrats for winning. And he goes, don't fuck with me, Taylor. Don't do it until it goes. The way you're acting towards me right now is very jealous and controlling what you Enjoyed the fact that I lost and you're rubbing in my face I didn't enjoy I was congratulating him and he's like oh really that was a shot across my bow

I do you enjoy that do enjoy poking the bear and she goes do you enjoy cheating on me? I was like oh god here we go. Okay, now I like that. I officially, this couple, I officially don't fucking, I can't with anymore either, because they're officially the bicker sins from SNL where they just fight in public. Their whole thing is fighting in public and then they go fucking the kitchen.

This is totally them. And they just get off on fighting in public. That's their thing or fighting in general. And it's gross. Like now I'm at the point where I'm like, keep it out of the public eye because it's gross now, okay? I just see that it's your kink, you know? Keep your kinks at home.

I'd love to her saying, do you enjoy cheating with me because he's being a baby and he's being stupid and he deserves to have his transgressions thrown right back in his face if he's going to act like this. And I just love it. Just came out of nowhere for me. She's like, do you enjoy cheating on me? She's like, dude, you enjoy cheating on me. I was like, yes, yes. Doesn't make sense.

The contest is argument, but do it. Yeah, I think that's her response to every fight with him. I'm saying, well, yeah, I told you to turn left. And yet you turned into a woman, a slut in Texas. Did you enjoy it? How was that Texas slut? But you know, I love a melodramatic moment. So for me, I was like,

so then she says, you like cheating on me and then he goes, well sometimes it was fun. I was like, what? Sir. So then you just say sometimes it was fun. He's like, no. And she goes, yes, you did.

You piece of shit. So then she goes in and she throws. Why not? Well, she throws wine on him and then goes in and slams that don't are discussing. She's like, oh, I can't believe he just said that to me. I can't believe it. Which by the way, I haven't seen Taylor with this much energy

since three and you neither. Yeah. She comes to life fighting. That's her thing. So then Olivia's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? She's like, he just said he was glad he cheated on me. And then she's like, she's ripping off her mic. She throws her mic off. She is furious. And then chef is just sitting there

with like wine on his face. And on, by the way, the outdoor furniture, and he goes, does anyone have a good launderer? Like, don't I'm bravo. It could land you in trouble. So then Olivia's like what's wrong Taylor? What's wrong? Hey, just said that he enjoyed cheating on me. Wait, what? She'll give me out of here. So she's losing it. And then she's like come on guys, she didn't do always upset. And she was playing with me being upset. And then back to Taylor, she's like, it's not just she, I mean, she did on me multiple times

and he just said he enjoyed it. What? So then also I'm trying to. She's got a chef's house. God, I'm for fuck's sake, get out of here. What are you doing here? Why are you constantly coming back around the chef? Please just go.

Yeah, she should not have gone over there but it doesn't excuse Shep being a total monster. And so Austin is like, Shep, I want you to listen to yourself man seriously. And Shep goes, of course, Austin is against me because Austin has been against me since fucking day one. Well, you're just, you're quite literally angry right now because I'm the exact person you wish you were. It's like, well, that's true, too. I've got Lord God, no pain.

It's into the building. This is where Chef is just having a fit over nothing, and now they're gonna have a screaming fight over literally nothing. So Craig's like, I mean, I mean, who knew Ping Pong would speak, you know, who would spark that lit huge, I'm sorry, who knew that Ping Pong would be the spark that lit the, I'm sorry. Who knew that ping pong would be the spark

that lit the huge pile of garbage Sepp has been carrying. I'm telling you, you shouldn't talk to your ex. The Craig always coming around the corner to be like, see how I was right with that advice I lifted off of Page Life the last year. I know she refused to let me hang out with the only. Shepp is like, you know, you fuck up all the time.

You know, Austin, you fuck up all the time, but you do it privately. So you never have to tell your feelings. And when you fuck up, God forbid you were honest and real and fucking soul bearing. You never do that. So when you see someone else fuck up, you enjoy it. You enjoy it because you can't be honest. And I'm like, Shepp is out of'm like, Chef is correct, by the way, he is 100% correct, but also Chef talking about

lecturing someone about being soul-bearing. Well, I mean, it's all fucked up, but they're all pieces of trash. So, you know, it's, you know, even a broken clock is right twice a day. So he goes in and Chef's language is always disturbing because it was always like abuse or language This is real buzy right here. I didn't like it all. I mean, I'm sorry that you made me mad Taylor

But it's how I think and you know that you know that like yeah, you're sorry is all like you're sorry that she still can't Control you made me mad you made me mad like how about this you know you poke me This is how I think and you know that. How about the consideration for how Taylor thinks? How about that? The world does not revolve around having to be worried about how you think, okay? It's so fucked up.

And he's like, I was mad. And I couldn't believe you had taken someone's side after a loss. It was ping pong in the garage. You did not just lose on a world stage at the Olympics and even if you did, it still doesn't give you the right to act like that and the people who do lose in the Olympics. At least as far as I can tell, they seem to carry themselves much, much better. You piece of shit, turd, fucking ping pong losing asshole. I was mad. I can't believe

you took someone else's side after a loss. And she's like, yeah, but this is more about ping pong because there's more that's underlying. And he's like, well, obviously I'm upset about Austin. But I've been bottling that up. And God, I've been pinged. I lost. And she's like, yeah, but I've always loved Austin. And we have a great friendship. And you've always been supportive. And he goes, yeah, because I trusted everybody. Well, I mean, you're not going to fucked up. So like, it's not really about your trust. And if you're mad at someone, go be mad at Austin. Geez. What the little guy do? Can the little guy just win something? Yes. Sorry that he's a better ping pong player at you and there's low stakes, no stakes game. But you need to have money writing on it. It was just you guys playing ping pong in a garage.

So, um, so then, then Austin comes by to talk and she goes, she's all yours. And she's like, stop doing that. She's like, stop treating me like I'm some object. I'm all yours. So then Taylor decides she's gonna go to bed and Craig's like, hanging out with X is an easy, am I right everyone? It's like my finger cut. If you keep picking the scab, it won't heal. Take your finger out of your nose, bro.

Sorry. Sometimes that works too. So were we quarreling Shepard? Because I knew you were gonna lose it at me, but not over that. And he's like, there's funny how things manifest themselves. Okay. So now he's fine. You know, like fine.

Yeah, it's like the next morning, it's like the typical messy house. You know, it smells like bar rod in there because they opened it up by shaking beer and poking holes in it and getting beer all over the kitchen floors. So then Olivia is getting ready. She just happens to have to be getting ready in Austin's bathroom and she's like, whoops, my toothbrush is in the other bathroom, but I guess I'm in this bathroom. Wait, is there something in this toilet tree bag

I might be able to use? Let me openly toilet tree bag. Whoa, whoa, it's the picture of me in Austin. That is so interesting. Yeah, no, I'm not believing in any of this. So then JT's making eggs and no one wants them. And then Olivia comes downstairs and little Craig is like whimpering at the door,

where she's like shopped store. I think we're maybe a tailor's door. And so Olivia opens up the door to let little Craig inside and Shep and Taylor are sharing a bed together. John, John, John. So upstairs, Olivia runs upstairs and she's telling Craig and Austin, Craig is on the phone with Paige. And she's like, oh my God, guys, get up.

Taylor is in Shep's room and Austin's like, guys, get up. Taylor is in Shep's room. And I was like, hey, Shep and Taylor beings. But most importantly, Craig had just called Paige to say, like, good morning. So Paige is still on the phone. And she's like, oh my god, what happened? Oh my god, I am so hashed, I blasted to have been on the phone while this gossip is breaking. Hold on one second.

Hello, Giggly Squad, this just in. Shep and Taylor are sharing a bed. I know, disgusting. Okay, I'll be back with an update in a second. Okay, what happened next, Craig? So back to Shep and Taylor. Shep's like, did you sleep well? She's like, I guess, but you disrupted my sleep. Was it my cough? She was, well, Craig snore didn't bother me. It must have been you. And he's like, did you get what you needed? You little kissing bandit. I was not sure what they were really,

I didn't really get what they were saying here. So then Rodrigo walks in and he's like, oh God, you mother fucker. And she goes, we slept in the same bed with the dog that we love, like any American family. Rodrigo's like, did you get the wine out of your eyes? That's a call back. So back up. So when you threw wine in your eyes, it smelled like blueberry. Back upstairs, we go like, did you get the wine out of your eyes? There's a call back. Back up.

When you threw wine in your eyes. It smells like blueberry. Back upstairs, Craig's like, oh, he might be inside or right now. And he's just like, Craig, shut up. Go look, go look. Go look at the media. Take your phone. So then Olivia goes, Olivia jumps on Austin's bed and is bouncing on it.

And she's like, wake up, wake up, wake up. Oh my god, there's so much gossip. Come on, come on, let's start the day. And Craig's like last night was insane. There were so many repressed feelings. What was the line that was supposed to say, Craig? There were so many repressed feelings. It's obviously that people should not be hanging out

with their exes, just leads to terrible toxic situations. It leads to terrible, it's talk blueberry blueberry wine pyramids. Craig, I'm done with you. So he's like, Olivia's like, oh my God, like who hooks up with their exes and then she laughs. And Craig's like, yeah, what I think was kind of a joke to Austin because they're being accused

of hooking up or whatever. So Craig's like, Taylor's done she's done but she's not a shitty person and Black's like, backsliding into shab is in the path to her happiness. So it'll, it'll be like, well, that was really good Craig. You did a good job with that line. Thank you. Thank you for representing my work. And Olivia's like, well, she's doing really well dating other people and moving forward. And now it's like she's going backwards. It's almost like the moment she started appearing in reality TV, the pressures of it all started to get to her.

Oh no, I'm getting a text from Bethany Frankel. She wants me to appear on her podcast. So then JT took a flu shot. Now she's just walking backwards. So JT is eating alone. Like JT and Rod, like the JV squad are downstairs, and then Olivia comes down. Like this is like the first time she's eating Rod all morning.

She's like, oh, I don't know you were staying here. Yeah, we had actually a whole conversation. I was like, we did? Huh, don't remember that. Anyways, good to see you. Bob, Bob is it? So she tells them the gossip, tailors in in Shep's room and JT is like, that is a sad thing and I've never seen a situation where the girl throws a glass of wine on a guy and then ends up in big with him.

Are you kidding me? You haven't? It's called passion, sir. It's called our own family. I'm so sorry. You should fight more with mommy, maybe. Get some of your life. Seriously. So now you're pissed and he's like, I'm going home. It's time to go home. Nothing's coming from that. So now everybody packs up and Rod Rie, Rod Riego, one of the rods. Rod Riego. He's coming down the stairs and he's like, hey, someone took their broth and just left it in the middle of the stairs. Is this yours, Olivia? And she says, yeah, I took it off just to make it clear to y'all that people do take off their bras.

Yeah, Olivia, that really clears everything up here. But why aren't you throwing it out? Why are you not throwing this bra out? So Taylor, exactly. She didn't say throw in the garbage. So then Taylor and Shepard are still in bed. And she's like, doesn't make you sad sleeping in the same bed and not getting to sleep,

like actually sleep in the same bed, like, you know, like doing it. And Shep's like, gosh, doesn't make me sad. No, doesn't make me, but like, but does, you know what does make me sad? Like you're the one who said time and time again, we shouldn't do that. And Taylor goes, I know that.

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