Watch What Crappens - #2225 Crappy Hour Live: The Monica of It All!

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

The Monicassaince has arrived.  RHOSLC’s Monica is suddenly at the heart of so many scandals we can barely keep up.  But we sure do try! Plus, Tre and Tamra are fighting, and so are Alexia and Adriana.  Tune in every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on IG and youtube: @watchwhatcrappens Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm not sure what happens. Hello everybody and welcome to KRAPHYOWA. You know, it's Ronnie and that's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, just another day, another day, another technical roller coaster for us here on the Yield Watcher Krapins. Always. technical roller coaster for us here on the Yield, Watts or Crappens.

Always. We always have to turn into our parents just trying to figure out how the fuck the internet works for the first three minutes of this. That is truly, that is the truth right there. But oh my God, so Ronnie, so what is going on? There's like, I feel like there's so much bravo news that has happened since we last did this. I mean, obviously there was Bravo Con, etc. But like, there's still, it's just

like a constant churn of headlines. There are a ton of headlines. It just depends on kind of what mindset you look at the Bravo newsfeed in. Sometimes it's like, oh my god, there's so much happening. Like, there's a reality reckoning where there's like a scandal of all or, sometimes it's like, oh my god, there's so much happening. Like, there's a reality reckoning where there's like a scandal of all or something where it's just like really obvious stuff. And then there's days where a lot's happening, but you're like, it's a lot happening.

It's like, the real house was a Miami fight in an airport. Well, yeah, it's called nature. I know, I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous of the people that got to witness the real house was a Miami fight in the airport because that seems like the best house was a Miami fight in the airport because that seems like the best version of Miami fight That's a lot better than fights. I normally get in airports. It's usually you know a married couple I got damn it or

Inside my head just being like are you really gonna eat a subway sandwich on the plane next to me really and the seat next to me really Is that what you're gonna do? I could use some people really screaming at each other. Yeah, I mean, obviously, as we all know, the high point for Bravo of arguments in an airport was on Game of Crowns when the two cast members on the series premiere showed up at the Tucson airport,

wearing the same jumpsuit, like a no airport fight has ever been able to be better than that. But I feel like Alexia and Adriana fighting at the Miami airport after Bravo Con. I'm really bummed that there was no camera there. Yeah, I'm surprised too because the whole cast was there. You'd think at least someone had some cell phone footage or something and that just goes to show you how much shit goes down in the Miami airport that people didn't even

Write it down or write it down could do magic. That would be me that would be me with technology. I see a fight I'm gonna write it down right down. I'm gonna write it down as it goes Like a paper. I'm gonna write a poem about this live poem. Okay, so let's talk about that. So where is it? So these people got into a fight at the airport. Okay. Inside Real Housewives of Miami stars Alexia Nepola and Adriana D'Amora's. He did fight at Miami Airport. Basically, this is from Page Six. So thanks for doing your civic duty, Page Six. But apparently they were coming back from BravoCon and Alexia, hit either just watch a screener or heard that Adriana was calling her in Todd or was suggesting that her and Todd were poor on the last episode of Real House News by Ami.

What do you think? Do you think that's fair to yell at somebody because they called you poor? Yeah, sure. I mean, I don't think I would yell at someone if someone called me poor. I don't think I would make a fight at the airport. Any good reality star knows you would wait until you are on camera. Also, I think I would just like, it just is like a funny thing. Like, I'm surprised also that Alexia had this reaction after BravoCon. Like, I'm sure didn't she hear this news at BravoCon? Like, I kind of feel like as a Bravo star,

if you're gonna have a situation like this, you want to, like, air it, you want to air it at BravoCon. Like, you want to make a moment for yourself. But I personally, like, if you called me poor, at thevo con, like you want to make a moment for yourself. But I personally, like if you called me poor at the airport, I would probably be like, oh, okay, I was like, I'd probably like laugh it off. And then like late at night, I'd be like, I can't believe you called me poor, you know?

But yeah, I agree with this comment by Kell Wags that poor people, or rich people don't generally scream about how not poor they are in airports. You know what I mean? Like rich people are not in with the rest of us at the airport. They're on their own plane somewhere, they have a different entrance. This is not the same. So a couple of quotes from here that are good is apparently Adriana was saying, oh, you see Julia, this is how your friend treats me.

This is good for you, how your friend is treating me. So that's good. They're still using her as a pawn, which I guess we see coming at the beginning of the season. And also apparently she told Alexia something like, you're not the star of the show. Stop pretending you're the star of the show. Alexia said, but I am the star of the show. Blink, blink, blink. This is literally like the most real house I've ever...

You've been, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. It is like the most real housewives of Miami fight you could imagine is like a fight about wealth and who is the star of the show and also who is a better friend at the airport. I just wanna know where in the airport it happens because I also feel like the location in the airport is very important because like,

if it was at the baggage claim that has like a different vibe Then if it was at the Starbucks, you know It was at the airport baggage claim. See I had a feeling of the baggage claim particle Yeah, you know, that's a nice because I at that point like your your frustration is like really at your one of them probably they were probably waiting for their bags And they were waiting a long time and that's like when you get the most irritable because you start to run through different scenarios that your bags might be lost, everything's going wrong. You sort of had like dreams that you were going to be in and out of the air,

you're going to land, get your bags and go off and do something. And now you've been waiting for 20 minutes, you're behind schedule, and you're also thinking like with my bag doesn't show up, I've to get into a line, I've got to put in a request. Now like the thing I was hoping to do is going to be like, put off. So like, the big sense to me that that's where they fought. I would like it in the book people.

Austin has like a, what I guess most airports have some sort of a bookstore, right? Yeah. And I would like it there, you know, a store that's trying to be classy, not a baggage clean. I like when people in the airport are like, I'm literary, you know, like when they go, that's where I want it. The Beatles are what I am a star.

I had to shut up, book people. Talk to the book people if I want to. I want to Hudson News fight like Hudson news, which is basically the bookstore. That's like the bookstore of the airports, you know? Hudson News is the mentor store that happens to sell people magazine this while. I wouldn't really consider them a bookstore. They're not. Some of the time I'm like, wow, Colleen Hoover,

did Colleen Hoover write five books today? It's literally all Colleen Hoover and then some random shit by Stephen Key. How many books is Colleen Hoover written? Now that's one lady you're not gonna see a baggage claim. Colleen Hoover wrote her own airplane to fly in on. That's how much she writes. She doesn't even have a baggage claim. Yeah, she just gets into a car. The bags are there. Yeah. So we're told page six being the we were told Nipola did make the star claim,

but the field the rush singer has allegedly been trying to pull the victim card and is the real bully. Yeah, and an eyewitness says Napolo was sitting next to Julia on the plane, which allegedly made DeMora jealous because she was friends with the Russian model first. So that tracks, that's a very Adriana motivation right there, like seating arrangements. But by the way, also, was it that they all move seats? Or, I mean, if you bought tickets and that's your seat, I mean, why is Adriana mad that Alexis and Nasty Julia, if that's just where their seats were?

Maybe it was Southwest. Actually, probably that's what it was. Maybe you choose. But I bet you anything, Julia was in the middle seat, and Adrien was not gonna sit in that middle seat anyway. It's just so Julia to be like, I don't care middle seat, this is God seat in my house. This is fine by me.

I am humble. Who knows? But I said, I am humble. I am humble God. So, yeah, so that's that. Also, a couple of congratulations are in order. Congratulations to Summer House, Martha's Vineyard, for, where is this?

I'm trying to, we've got a lot of links in here. Jasmine and Silas. Yeah, are pregnant. Well, Jasmine and Silas, but. Jasmine's three people, are we say, we're pregnant. I know, which I don't really understand. Like, one is Silas, but... Jasmine's three people always say, we're Pregnant. I know, which I don't really understand. One of you has to carry this shit, but anyway.

She's Pregnant. Yeah, people are not thrilled about this, because now I think everyone was hoping that Jasmine would get away from Silas. And now it's even more locked down. So, yeah, that's like not, that's like, you know, that's unfortunate on that end. But like, you know, congratulations. I mean, it's a baby and like, that's cool. And I think that's what they both wanted. Hopefully.

Yes. And guess what, YouTube, I'm very sorry because guess what I did talking about parents not being able to do anything. I have 20 windows open here and I apparently was muted this whole time. Oh geez. So that was great. So sorry about that, you guys, what mass hole. Here's what happened. Some real housewives of Miami screamed

to each other in the airport and Silas and well, Jasmine is pregnant from the summer house. Sorry, I'm just seeing these comments. You know what, I'm trying to be present, focus on the show and not read comments. Yeah, we just talked about a baggage claim, basically. Two ladies screaming at a baggage claim, so YouTube, like you're all caught up.

So congratulations on baby makers, that's great. Congrats, and I don't say that sarcastically, it just means congrats to you to baby. And also congrats to Tinsley Mortimer, who just got married. Wow, Tinsley were so happy for you. You got married, you finally did it. And also congrats to Dale,

who finally fulfilled her lifelong dream of marrying off Tinsley, you know, better late than never. I mean, you know, Dale was probably just standing up with that altar with Tinsley, you know, better late than never. I mean, you know, Dale was probably just standing up with that altar with Tinsley just basically like, I do. It's like, mother. Mother, it's my wedding. I'm blocking an asshole in the comments. Really?

Um, good. Yep. Hey, Chiu. Bye. Okay, you're blocked. Wow. So, yeah, congrats to Tinsley. Tinsley, I just have to announce it.

I, you don't need to announce your own departure, but I will announce it. Goodbye. Have a good one. Yeah. So Tinley gets married, a rep from Mortimer, who has starred as a main cast member in seasons nine to 12 confirmed the engagement. They were curious when they saw Dale dancing around in circles and saying she's not going to die alone. She's not going to die alone.

No longer my responsibility. Emla, listen, I know you were real housewives, but getting emoji work on your children's faces is going a little bit too far. When famous people have babies, they cover their faces up with emojis. And I'm like, okay, that's a little too much. Oh yeah. Your children do not all have smiley, laughy faces.

Okay, tonsley. I feel like Tinsley's child would, actually. I feel like Tinsley would give birth to a child that has the face of exactly the face of an emoji. And she's like, I'm not hiding my children, that's her face. WhatevTinsley would know you're trying to cover up. Yeah, so, the breast Tinsley, like, actually, I'm genuinely happy for Tinsley because I feel like that was something that she wanted so badly

and she really dicked around with Scott for a long time. And more like Scott dicked around with her. So, you know, good for her. Happy for tens, our little tensley. Yeah, you know, and she's not going to meet the coupons because it's rich. It's rich as hell. You know, tensley, I'm just so happy for her growing up in that life of hers without any amount of privilege.

It's nice that she finally caught a break. Well, you know, she wasn't privileged in the heart. Okay. Today she is. So there you go. It's true. May we all be as privileged in the wallets as you are in the heart today. Yeah, good for you, Tim. Bless you. Good for you, Tim. Congratulations. Yeah. So let's see, what else has been going on here, Ben? Well, anything you particularly want to particularly,

why can't I say that word? Particularly a specific speech or a pediment where people can't say particularly. You know, it's a little tricky to get that one out, particularly particularly. I would particularly like to touch on this thing that is sort of, it was like today's news or like sort of bubbling up a little

bit more today, which is Crystal Kong, why am I black on Minkoff? Minkoff, thank you. Thank you. Darryl leave the Lion King out of this conversation, sir. What did he do to deserve that disrespect? I erased the Minkoff part of it, but are you particularly mad at Rob? I'm I'm particularly I'm actually proud of myself. I'm I'm quite literally I'm going to take an Austin from I'm quite literally.

But actually, um, so the whole thing is that crystal went on to e-news and said like a bunch of the real housewives. There were a bunch of people at BravoCon who were Dix and she wouldn't name them. So then on comments on celebs, well she said real housewives of New York specifically and they said older new and she said both rude. Well, that tracks. I mean, that's kind of their brand for both franchises. That's their brand, yeah.

Like, I'm really not surprised. But didn't Olivia, I had it up here somewhere, but Olivia of Southern Charm was like, she wasn't nice to me as in, Crystal wasn't nice to Olivia. So it looks like we have some sort of like low level, low wattage, in inter-Franchise,

rivalry is doing between Crystal and Olivia. And then the new real housewives of Beverly Hills and Marie commented, I'm dead. Laughy face, laughy face, laughy face. She's coming on kind of strong and Marie. You're messing with people. We don't even know you yet, ma'am. Okay, you need to back, you need to back down a little bit.

And then someone said, who do you not like from the cast? I think this was a question on the panel or something. And she said, anyone whose name starts with the C or an S. And she's lame. I think she's friends with Teddy, this Ann Marie. So if anybody's wondering why I'm already a hater, that's why. You can't come in with Teddy as a resume

and expect any respect. I am, by the way, also, where is Ann Marie on our show? I think it's that, like, the theory is, I think the theory that I've heard is that she was supposed to be a friend of and then there's like this dinner party. That's like this crazy dinner party that Andy Cohen says,

it's another dinner party from hell! Where she just goes so hard in the paint against, I'm saying that all the time these days. While my saying hard in the paint. He's the paint. Yeah the time these days. While I'm saying hard in the paint. Yeah, where are you giving that? Where did I get a weird wind of paint? Can I say all weekend I kept saying hot. I can be getting hard in the paint on that one.

Wow. All weekend I was going hard in the paint for the word hot. I was like, I was playing board games. I was like, Call me, call me, I'm going hard in the paint for that one. Going hard in the paint for the word hot. Everyone hot as the new hot word.

No, I'm, but I've heard the anemory goes really hard, not in the paint necessarily for crystal at the dinner party, and then like, I guess the theory is that it was such a splash that they made our housewife. But I feel like the track record of housewives that come in mid season is not always great. We had Catherine, remember Catherine from Beverly Hills. Of course.

You had like, of course I do. I don't even remember her last name, Catherine Edwards, right? Edward, yeah. And then we had Lizzie from Orange County. Remember they tried to make Catherine? They were like, oh, she was involved with OJ somehow. So let's bring Fade at the same party.

And then we'll try and get them into an OJ fight. It's like really, you guys? How many years later and Beverly Hills was like, you know what we need on this show? A fight about OJ Simpson's trial. Well, consider they all were friends, I think, with like Nicole Brown Simpson, like it was sort of, it was fascinating

that even though there wasn't a fight, they really do all share that background, but yeah, they couldn't get that fight off the ground. Catherine was, Catherine I would think, I am gonna say, Catherine is probably one of the most forgotten housewives of all time. Like, does anyone ever remember Catherine Edwards?

Apparently not, I mean I did. I thought it was good. I remember when Lisa Rina was like, you know what I wanted to, you know what kind of juice I want from you? The OJ juice. I'm rotating. That's everybody.

She's like trying so hard to make that OJ pie. Okay, so I interrupted your stream of housewives you were talking about. No, I was just saying that like, you know, mid-season housewives, I think there have been, I can't, you remember? No, I was just saying, I was just saying that like, you know, mid season housewives, I think there have been, I can't remember any mid season housewife who came on in the middle of a season naturally and then had a long, had long staying power. Sonia came in late, I think, didn't she?

No, well, she, I think so, Sonia came in at the beginning of her season, whatever she, she did come in. But I think she's, I think Sonia came in at the beginning of her season, whatever she did come in. But I think Sonia was season three. It's also fun to think of the housewives that were not actually original cast members. Like, Candy was not original. Sonia was not original. Doesn't my two examples?

Yeah. Well, it's been a long time. Tamara. You know. Yeah, it's been a long time. So speaking of Tamara, Tamara and Teresa Judea, I started going at it on the internet. Yes.

Because apparently at one of the panels, Tamra I guess was asked to the worst house husband is and she said, Louis, Teresa's Louis, to which Teresa, of course, had a fit. And let me find this for us. Teresa, Judai Slam's miserable, Tamarajaj, for calling Louie the worst house husband. This is on the worst house husband, not the worst.

The worst, I guess, if we're gonna guess how Teresa probably meant it. He's the worst. This is on all about the real housewives, by the way. So thank you. So let's see, and Bravo, Combo, Abba, Vierty, told you all that. Now Teresa, Judea, she thank you. So let's see, and Bravo Combo, I'm a variety, told you all that. Not Teresa Judice is clapping back at the quote unquote

miserable, did it? Real Housewives of Orange County Star, after the latest unfounded attack on Louis. She's been talking about my husband. Somebody said to me that she said my husband, it's a worse husband, a housewives? Excuse me. Teresa then discussed

Tamer's judges married to her husband, Eddie. Doesn't the husband live off of her? Isn't she the sugar mom of her him? And I think that maybe he's getting tired of her. And maybe that's why she's acting not for something because she older than him and she's the sugar mom, because she bought that gym, so he could run it, cause he's a trainer. No, no, that's what I heard.

That's what I heard. Okay. Tamara and Teresa are going over who has the worst husband is like, it's perfect, cause it's like, it's hard to take a side on this one. I'm actually gonna say that,

well, actually I can't tell. I think that Eddie is probably like a shade better than Louis, but really, the- Eddie is a silent fart and Louis is a loud fart. Yes. Yes. Louis. That's your house.

Louis might actually be a shark if we're being really honest, okay, but Eddie is definitely the silent, but deadly, you know, like that is- He's a violent shark. He is, Louis is a violent shark. I mean his face, he puts his face becomes sharp face. He literally his eyes bug out like he just sharded. He looks like he needs to with his like turning purple. So let's see. So she continues. She's buttoned herself into my bed.

That's, but she didn't even know me and she did not know my husband. And she didn't know it said also even her to open her mouth. I would not to dinner what her wants with my ex husband. Joe, Joe one time, but she was never just my cup of tea. So you know, we never even talked after that. So it's like she didn't even know me and she doesn't know my husband. Teresa, you understand you're on a television show, right? Like, do you have to know everybody

who criticized on these shows? We wouldn't be able to do anything. We'd be at real fucking jobs, okay? Your husband is terrible and he's terrible out loud on national television. So. It's team Tamra. How often have I said that?

Yeah, I think we have to be team Tamra on this one. And then Tamra went and took photos with Melissa Gorga. And you know, page six was like, look, it's like a response, you know, because it's basically Tamra being like team Teresa. Part of me feels like this is just posturing so that way they can both get onto the next girl's trip, you know. Like I wonder if this is going to be the future of Bravo. It's kind of like the challenge where like you're on the shows,

but you're gonna create some sort of like dust up with someone on a different show, just that way you can get cast together on a peacock. Peacock, side and side. I don't think so because it was just a comment about Louis that spun around a control. And I don't think you can make that up, you know, Theresa just gets really upset. You're something my man did it. make that up. You know, Teresa just gets really upset. You... Some for my man, did it? You got more work!

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Show. Okay, so something, well, this is another, another little one that I just think is really funny before we get to the big one, which is Monica for everybody asking. But the smaller ones, this is Monica for everybody asking. But the smaller ones, this was something funny that happened to former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star to lead her Instagram following the fake quote back lash.

Yeah, and I'm glad that this story came out because I was very confused when I initially saw the fake quote and I was like, is what? And then I couldn't find anything about the fake quote. So yeah, go on. So tell the people what happened. Tell the people. So there was a quote, let's see, who made this sonyoreta at sonyoreta on Twitter. But up this tweet that says bravo con anti Cohen admits he'd like to see Sinella Diana Jenkins back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Quote, she was at the level. We want them to be it. We want the show to be at.

So Diana made this big long post. Oh no. About like thank you, Andy. Of course, I can't find that here. I've got a million screenshots, but it was this big long post that was roughly like thank you, Andy. Of course, I can't find that here. I've got a million screenshots, but it was this big long post that was roughly like, thank you, Andy. You know, people asked what my storyline was,

and here it is. A girl from Bosnia. A girl with a dream who put herself through school and had a baby against all odds. And she goes on this whole, multi-screen shot rant, thinking she's validated. Rinale left a comment that was like,

oh, that's so blue with you. Oh, they blew it with you. So they were falling for it like this was a real quote. And then Andy, Andy commented, this is a made up quote, people never said it, never said it and was never even asked about it. So, sorry, who looks like a bigger group now?

You didn't. So, um, the son you read to just wrote, no, please, I made that up. Dereets like and Kyle's comment, where's Kyle's comment? I really, I saw the quote, and I thought it was real. I was like, really Andy Cohen really thinks this, but then when I did a search for it, there was not a single article, which is what Diana should have done. I think that Diana should just not be on social media ever.

I don't think she knows how to do it. And all she does is either mess up or just be totally offensive. Yeah. So that was that, That was pretty fun. Well, good to see Diana still up to her usual high jinks. I'm just like making it full of herself. So Diana then, yeah, Diana deleted her entire Instagram. So that's what it took on. Which is a good thing. I think that's probably for the best.

Okay, let's just like stick to making babies and funding young, young children's musical dreams. Taking place in the night. What was he the night to the round table? What was Asher's thing? He was like a night in a party city, night costume. Yeah, he had that music video where he like dressed up like a night and it was like this very like a six-minute long song that went on and on forever where he was like fighting a dragon. It was like the every game of thrones. I don't know, but like it was, he's really,

he really figured it out. He got, he found someone to fund his crazy, you know, musical career ambitions and God bless, I guess. Oh gosh. Also included in Diana's original post was unfortunately the girl didn't know that the fan base of this particular show would absolutely hate her. Oh poor Diana. Oh poor.

Not literally obviously, but poor Diana. I know. So what else is looking good for you, Ben? You know, like there's more Lindsey and Carl stuff. Like Lindsey went on to Nick Vial's. Is it Vial? Vial or is it Vial? I don't know.

His podcast. And it was. I've always said Nick Vial, but it looks like it would be pronounced Vial. Vial. I'm going to call him Nick Vial. And it's more of the same stuff where she once again said that like she and Carl were in therapy

and they were having issues and that they were just to have a therapy appointment that day, but he canceled the therapy appointment and then called over the producers that they could, so that way he could break up with her. So the update on Lindsay is like, it's the same story. I feel like the Lindsay and Carl stuff is, I feel like that's a really good

bee team scandal. You know, like I think it's like, you know, it's like to me, like the Willa Ford or the Mandy Moore to scandal balls Britney, you know, like it's, you know, it's not a great scandal, but it's like good enough that we enjoy it. I'm enjoying it. It's not like Kyle, Kyle's trying to come in,

try to like be her own Scandal Valls, and it's like it's not working for me, but like the Carl Lindsey stuff. I like it. You don't think summer house is doing that? I think they're totally doing that. Upboard. Upboard.

You know what? The system has me just started on board with this Lindsey and Carl thing. Like it's okay for you to like talk nonstop, to get engaged to talk nonstop about your wedding. So you get engaged on camera to do all this other stuff. And now you're mad. He brought it on the camera.

Now look, I'm sure that I'm going to be anti-carol in this whole thing. But you are on summer house. And I feel like if this was anyone else, since he would be going, boom, we're on a TV. So, now that we're in my videos, we're going to bring it, and now the reason why I'm here, is bringing that on camera. That's true. So I'm interested to see what happened, because I don't know, don't you think, what do you have to do?

I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. But I don't think it's a scandal as far as cheating and stuff. Well, the reason why I'm excited for it is,

because I feel like it's gonna give summer house something, like it'll be a through line that we can be, you know, interested in, like, I was a little worried that, like, it'll just be sort of like a lifeless season, but then now, like this, it'll be one of those things, we'll be taking sides and it'll be endless debates,

and I think it'll be like a fun thing for all of us in the audience to like get mad over. So I'm like excited, I'm like ready, I'm ready for the carlin. You're ready for some fun anger. I'm ready for the car. You're ready for some fun anger. I'm ready for the car. Lindsay. You know what it is?

Actually, it's more like I just want to find out what's going on. You know, like I think that Scandival also made me impatient because Scandival happened while the show was airing. So we could just like immediately then watch the show and look for clues and start being detectives and stuff. But like this one, I'm like, I'm just like ready. I'm like ready to start watching the show. So this one happened at the end too, remember? Yeah. This one happened at the very end of the season two. I know, but I'm just saying that like last time when the news broke, the show was airing. So we could just like a midly like go to the show and look at it. But now I'm just like,

I'm just kind of like, okay, I'm like, right, I just kind of like want to watch it, which is funny because I didn't feel this way at all about Colin Marissio. Yeah, I still don't, yeah, I don't either. Obviously, without completely making this about going in on Kyle's thing, I agree. So Summer House, we'll see how that all goes. Now the big news, this week has been all Monica from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

So I don't know all the order that this stuff happened in. I was in kind of a haze just traveling and stuff, but man, once those stories come in, they really start coming from every single place. It's like this was Monica week on the internet. Everybody was like, let's bring all of our monaco stuff to the table. The first I read about it, let me coff part me. Oh god, I feel good.

So the first part that I read was from Dumois. Who by the way, did you know that Dumois is coming out with a tequila, with Abe and Aaron from- I did know that. Real boss was of New York. Well, I saw it. Yes, I saw that. I saw the Duma post of that and Duma was like,

I'm on the executive board of this new mezcal. And I'm like, it's Aaron Aimes mezcal. Like, I don't know, I feel like- Actually, to hags, lethals. That's like, I mean Aaron is smart. She gets one of the biggest gossip Instagram accounts to basically be on her, on the advisory board or trustee, whatever the board is.

I don't know, I didn't know that Mesa has had board. That he's her lawyer. I don't know if that's true. That's just, I don't know if that's verified. I T, that's very do more. I heard that Amos her lawyer. Yeah, I feel like as a gossip, I don't know, I feel like as a gossip Instagrammer,

it's like weird to be on the board of a mezcal, as a mezcal that's owned by someone that you might be reporting about, but you know, God bless. It's like, I forget what you call it, like in the hard news. You know, there's a conflict of interest. Yeah, but at the same time, if you get drinks only without, I want my tequila is only without conflicts of interest. I know.

I would like, I would just think it's an odd choice because it's like Aaron is like a tasteless, it's like a tasteless, tasteless tequila. Like what are you doing? What are you doing? Why? Okay, so this I read from two the lies the lies The email on this is the honest housewife at gmail.com. I like the made up

emails so the lies the lies the lies are flying around Salt Lake City from this broke snowflake Who allegedly mysteriously got a lot of money after the main snowflake lost her $60,000 uninsured piece lot of money after the main snowflake lost her $60,000 uninsured piece. What more, what more tea allegedly, all the snowflakes are sure that the Brooks snowflake stole the piece. One of the many reasons why not one wants her on the show anymore, but the Brooks snowflake probably will blame her mom. will blame her mom. If that is true, you know, if you'd asked me a little while ago, I'd probably say no, but I kind of. So here's the thing with Monica. I think Monica has been a wonderful addition to the show, and I'm actually mad at all the scoffs that's come out, because I actually feel like it imperils her future on the show. And I think that she's been like really so good

for the show and I'm worried. It's always bad when cast members are suing each other. So I would have originally, I would have been like, no, not Monica, but now I mean, the whole thing with the Range Rover is a little grifty. Like it's weird that she's, you know, she's so poor and yet she has a brain driver. And then like the whole thing is.

A lot to be poor people drive brain trovers. I mean, I lived in East Hollywood. Trust me. There's a lot of us out there. I mean, that's true. A brain driver, but you know what I mean. Especially guys, I feel like guys will pay for their car over their house or anything.

They don't care if they're living in their rented ass Mercedes. They will be driving that before getting a decent apartment. But then there was a story about the bag. She got the bag to fit in. So then I'm like, I don't know. She does seem to go to lengths for things. And then she did have this affair with her brother-in-law, which is like, you know, it's like someone who can keep a,

can do something that's like not morally savory. I don't think that she would. We can fuck your brother-in-law without stealing, ring, ring. No, I was gonna get, I was gonna say it. I was gonna get there. I had a hot brother-in-law, I tried to fuck him.

What the hell, I wouldn't steal your ring though, or your watch, or whatever the hell it was. That's what I was getting to, which is that ultimately they're like, I don't think she, I don't think she stole a $60,000 ring, but I will say that based off of everything, I wasn't like an open and shut decision. I had to like think about it for a second,

like did she steal a ring? That would be, that would be, it would be terrible if she sold a ring, but wow, that's also like, like, varsity is grifting, yeah. Well, that's not even grifting, that's flat-ups. That's just flat-ups stealing. It's not tricking anybody.

That's just like stealing their ring. But also, you dropped it. You know what I mean? If I drop a chip and Bueller eats it, do I get T.O. Bueller from the chip? I get to be mad. Yeah. He earned it. I dropped it, you know? Well, I like the- I don't thinkueller eats it. Do I get to be mad? He earned it. I dropped it. You know, well, I like that. I don't think she stole it. The decision, the question is, did Monica

steal Lisa Barlow's ring or did Lisa Barlow intentionally flush, like flush the ring for insurance fraud? So like, which type of crime do we think has an insured? It turns out. I heard that she wasn't insured. We are two ladies gossiping over offense, by the way. I have no basis for anything I'm saying. But I heard that Lisa was not insured. Oh geez. That's what I heard. And I believe everything Reddit tells me.

Oh geez. So I don't believe this. I don't believe it because it's old. That's been a theory that's been going on in comment sections all over the place. Is it Monica really was the one who stole that ring? And so why is it being turned into do now? I just don't believe it.

I don't buy it. Do I wish she had kind of? Yeah. I do wish she had. I wish that for her and for the audience, but I don't buy it. I think there's plenty to get on Monica about without that. So there's this other piece of news. Like I said, it just keeps coming.

First of all, Monica has a TikTok where I guess she does funny things and she did this sketch or skit, or parents would call it, in a car wash, where she's putting on different wigs and she's washing the range rover, but she's like dancing and spring the ceiling and just, I don't know.

Big wilds. Being funny on TikTok. Yeah. So this is a review that is posted by somebody named Billy Booby. Okay. A love his work. Love his work. It's great writer.

Great writer. He's a great critic of modern American theater. And so his take on Monica Tiktok really spoke to me. Billy Booby. So this is Billy Booby. This is a review of the car wash. They will never see another red scent for me 9 o'clock at night kicking paying women out, allowing them to be be raided. Lost a bunch of customers, wash your car somewhere else. See more dot dot dot. You should put all this energy towards bettering your car wash. There is no active case with the police department. You decided to sue someone on false allegations and it will come out in court. So then this is what the response to the review was from

the car wash. This review is not accurate. As you can see from the name, it was brought on by Monica Fowler. Any customer wanting to know more details about Monica Fowler's case, with Kaysville PD, or are ongoing civil lawsuit for using our property to film videos of questionable content, treating our customers badly, forcing customers to leave while they used our call wash bay for over an hour Destruction of property and the libel lawsuit we just filed feel free to call me at 801 Billy booby sucks whatever So Monica they called the police because she wouldn't get out of the car washing bay and kept changing her wigs and changing costumes she wouldn't get out of the car washing bay and kept changing her wigs and changing costumes.

This kind of makes me love Monica. I mean, I hope she walked away with a damn ring because of this. I love this. I mean, honestly, I have to give a standing ovation to Monica for being the first real housewife to be sued by a car wash. I mean,

he's, God, I just, I want her and Heather to settle their lawsuit because the show needs to keep her. I'm not saying that she'll be fired, but I don't think that, I really don't think Bravo likes it when they see each other. And this is what we need. We need someone being sued by a car wash. We need car wash legal drama on these shows.

And Monica's bringing it. Yeah, she really is. Air drive this drama. I also love that Monica is going basically, she's not even going to the automated car wash. Like she's doing the one we have to do it yourself. Like she's doing the bottom to your car wash where it's like manual car wash.

I'm like, for the sketch, you know, you can only do so many sketches while you're sitting in your car being dragged through Like how do you really put on oh really? Is that a challenge do you want to see my next Bravo Con video from a car wash? Oh God Oh So let's see so it was another there's more in the news from Monica

Monica There's more in the news from Monica. Monica, one custody, full custody of her kid, 6,000 a month in support as she finalizes divorce. So congratulations to her on that. He doesn't live in the state. I don't think I think he moved cross country. She was given exclusive use and possession of the former couple's home, but she must give Mike $130,000 for his share of the property's equity home, but she must give Mike $130,000 for his share of the property's equity. That home is like 1,100 square feet, which is crazy to be living in that size home with all those kids and your mom coming up and your monster of a mom, they probably had to move

that plant in that the mom had a conversation with on that episode. I mean, they got close with the plant. Plants part of the family now. The plants helping with Monica's little, whatever those things that she's sewing. Over there again. Little like the swaddles. Swaddles.

Yeah. Yeah, baby swaddles or something. Okay, so that's some more news about her. So the big news that came out is real housewives of Salt Lake City. Monica Garcia, Monica Garcia, sues Heather Gays Company Beauty Lab for botched job. So it turns out that in 2019,

before the show was even airing, Monica allegedly went to Beauty Lab and got some work done and didn't pay for it. And so Heather is suing her for this money that was never paid. Now this is from 2019. And apparently she didn't know it was Monica. So she's been suing this person,

not knowing it was Monica. I guess they're just finding out. And maybe that's what happens at the end of the season. No one really knows. But that's crazy. Yeah, this is, well, it's like knows, but that's crazy. Yeah, this is, well, it's like, well, it's too lawsuits because then, so she's Heather suing Monica

because Monica goes like $2,400, $2,500 really. I think it goes like $2,499. And then Monica counter sued saying that no, Beauty Lab and Laser actually botched my procedure and I had to go somewhere else to have it corrected. So this all just kind of like landed like a thud last week. And then Heather immediately put up this like video on her Instagram that was like testimonials like beauty lab in laser. The most trusted beauty lab in all of Utah. We do great things here at Beauty Lab and Nayser. And so, so basically now they're just suing each other, which is actually a really bad look, I think, for them as real housewives.

Because I just, I, like, I think Bravo, this is like a, this is, I feel like when this happens, someone is not gonna make it to the next season. I don't think that Bravo, it makes it more complicated to shoot the show when you're wrapped up in a legal thing. You can't be as open when you're talking in the show. So I think that like, honestly, if Monica's gotta like figure something out because I think that they, I think Bravo would cut Monica

before they cut Heather gay. I don't think they're gonna cut either one of them. I think they're gonna get it. And last Monica goes completely over the deep end. Like we don't know what happens the rest of the season. But I think Monica's been great. She's been a great cast member. I don't think that they're gonna get rid of her.

And I don't think they're gonna fire Heather over a beauty lab lawsuit for $2,500 or whatever it is. Personally, but her quote, Heather's quote, is, the lawsuit in the press has no merit and unfortunately a pattern of behavior from a desperate woman who then who went unable to pay her bills lashes out to avoid accountability. She says her beauty lab plus laser is a phenomenal business. So let's see, let me see here. So Beauty Lab and Laser initially sued Garcia for breach of contract and breach of the covenant of good faith

and fair dealing. Doesn't that sound so Mormon? It does set like, if there's ever a covenant involved, like it's already like a very Mormon lawsuit. I'm suing you for breach of the covenant of good faith. So get a good lawyer, okay, with a very high collar. Yeah, I hope that they work it out. I want they should just like, they figure something out

because I don't want legal drama amongst my housewives. I want them to just, I want their drama to be stuff that happens on the air. That's stupid and petty. Well, this is, this is, well, I won't say this is stupid and petty, but it also feels a little fishy. I mean, people are wondering like, is Monica scamming?

Is this a scam to get money? Did Monica basically get a procedure done? And then like, now she's acting like it got botched that way she could get away with like free money. I mean, that's kind of like the ongoing narrative with all these stories that people are now acting, are saying on the internet, I'm not saying that we can necessarily say it, but like people are saying like, oh, well

Monica, she's basically like a scammer. Like she stole a ring. She is like scamming a beauty lab and laser out of money for this procedure. There's, you know, like she got the money from her husband, all this stuff. This is basically now the narrative that seems to be, I'm seeing around on the internet, I don't know if she's a scammer, I don't know if I don't think she's a scammer. But.

Well, just to interrupt you real quick because I can't keep up with the comments, Bravo Doc gets here. Hi, Bravo Doc. Hi, Bravo Doc. It says, I will say Monica has a lot of collections claims against her. Oh, and they are legal.

Yeah, okay. I mean, look, I can see that. I guess to me, it sort of starts to feel slanderous because it's all these stories at one time and they're like coming hard. It's like she stole a ring and she sued this thing and she's doing this and she's doing this and she's doing this.

It just seems so much. It seems kind of like a coordinated. Well, do you think that may attack? Maybe the reason why it happened is like when they're at BravoCon, everyone was talking about how no one on the cast was talking to Monica. And I wonder if maybe when people found out that no one was talking to Monica, people started to slute the round

and say like, what's going on with Monica? And so then it all kind of like came up because people were curious about the BravoCon situation. Do you think that may have motivated these stories all appear to be? Oh, maybe. Yeah, I don't know, but it's weird because it also just, and this isn't anything really fishy,

just how, just funny how timing works. This also happened the week after the episode where she was saying, or the week of the episode where she was making fun of Lisa's face and her injections and saying, at least I don't look like a... Wait, no, Lisa made fun of Monica. Never mind. You see how my memory works, it reminds me. When Lisa was saying, at least I don't look all pillow-faced, what are you saying?

She was saying, she's not going to be saying this about me. Lisa's like, Mrs. Doboy. Look, I don't look like the Pillsbury doggirl. That's what she was saying. Yeah, so I take it back. So that was Lisa's shaming. But interesting, because Lisa's just giving her evidence saying. Yeah, so I take it back. So that was Lisa's shaming. But interesting, because Lisa's just giving her evidence, I guess, that it was botched. They could play that evidence from Lisa saying,

Oh my God, you look like Lisa Pillsbury, Dubai with your shots. And then have that be part of the case. It's gonna be a great reunion. It's gonna be really, really good. And by the way, people are keep on messaging us in the comments. They want us to talk about Mary Cosby's son,

because he was on social media with drugs, like pills in his mouth and everything. It's all very sad. I don't know if there's anything to talk about there beyond, like, it's sad. I hope that he doesn't find himself in a bad situation. that like, I hope that he doesn't find himself in a bad situation and I hope that, you know, like they can get him some help there because, you know,

I mean, I don't wanna, I mean, I don't know that, I also don't know what the situation is, you know, in terms of like, I'm not saying he's addicted to anything or whatever, but like. Well, I do because I have reality TV. Mary Cosby's son Robert Jr. pictured with drugs on social media. Well, what drugs?

There were a lot of, I think more specific, I think it was probably like, like, Holly or whatever, hopefully. Oh, yeah, a lot of pills in his mouth. Yeah, there's a picture of him with a lot of pills, like showing off pills on his tongue. Yeah, it's,

and apparently he yelled up guns too. And it's just like, it's one of those things where it's like, you know, like, teenager and trouble. Like, it's one of those things where it's like, you know, like teenager and trouble. It's one of those things where you're like, uh, well, hopefully this is, well, hopefully they can, you know, make sure he doesn't do anything that doesn't go.

Oh, I'm posing for gigantic bags of weed. Yeah, big bags of weed, you know, oh my gosh, it's very teenager. God, you know, some people really don't like getting older and they fight it in that granted. I do get a lot of shots in my face and use chemical peels, etc. Okay, but it's this is called maintenance I'm not like terrified. I'm not Anyway, my point is I'm a hypocrite. Yes, but a lot of people are terrified of getting older But I have to say I love it because if I was younger all of the stupid shit

I had done at that age would be all over the internet and I probably would have put it there myself. I'm so glad to be before any of this happened, you know. Right, it's regrett it. Right, regrett it. Right, regrett it. Right, forget it. Say it.

Say it regrett it. You better back it up it. You better right it, John. You better forget it, buddy. And then you better say something, buddy. And then you better back the fuck off of it. I'm going to kick you ass. How then you better say something, buddy. And then you better back the fuck off of it. I'm gonna kick you guys out of that.

Don't you drugs, cause it will be really bad around Christmas. That's a Tyler Perry quote. Alex, Alex on YouTube, by the way, says my daughter said it looked like percussed or Xanax and that that one in 14 years these days. So, oh man. Glad I just got plenty of plans. Glad I just got plenty. Yeah.

Anyway. Well, everybody, we are going to move over to some calls here on Instagram Live and bring some people up and talk to you in the audience for everybody who's listening or on YouTube. Hi, bye. Thank you so much for being here. And we will talk to you next time everybody on Instagram. Stay here We'll start talking to you in a minute in the meantime. Bye everybody. Thanks. Bye to you guys. Bye Bye

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