Watch What Crappens - #2228 RHOBH Part One: Buck Mild

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

*This is part one of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Yulbrov's. Hello, I'm Ronnie and that's been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Great babe. So good to see you. How's everything going? Good to see you. It's, you know, going as well as it can on a beautiful Thursday morning here in Los Angeles. How's everything going for you? Amazing. Do you have any problems today?

Oh, name them. Name them. I give you some problems today. I have a lot of my docket today. Name them. Name them. I have a lot of my docket today. It's very annoying. I've got lots of busy work to do. I've got a lot of paperwork to do after we're done recording. I've got to fill out things and send things and write to things. And I'm just really not looking forward to it.

Thank God for the show. It's so much more fun than doing actual paperwork. I have to do actual things too. I have to do some tax stuff which never ends. You pay your taxes than they send you a letter like guess what? You owe us even more money. Yeah. And there's a penalty because you didn't know you owe us that money. So now there's a penalty on that. It's like, how about go fuck yourself? Also you specifically California. I'm still paying taxes in fucking California. Okay. They just find a way to get you. I've been putting up with so much not being in California, okay? And now you're doing this to me. So anyway,

that and then I couldn't figure out how to get my license plate on my car. So I had to go to the car place and ask them, I'm like, I'm like a helpless human being, okay? I can't do anything. Then I will. Too much pasta in a minestrone. So now just a whole pot of pasta Don't belicious. There's no complaints, but it's just like little Benal stupid things I'm real in a complaint to besides all of you aside from like a

Few thousand people who are captive suck listening to this. I Get it. I got my first bill for my whole medical brew aha that happened last month. So I got my, like an ambulance bill. And I'm like, I don't know what to do with this because it was out of my, it was out of my hospital network as well on the East Coast. I'm in here on the West Coast. So ambulance is ambulance covered by insurance?

Is it not? I don't know what to do. Do I just wait for the other bills to come in? Are the ambulance people gonna get mad? I'm gonna send collections after me. If I don't pay it because I'm waiting to find out about insurance. I'm like, I just don't wanna deal with any of this, right? There's too much.

There's too much. There's too much. You should take it to a car dealership. Be like, I can't do this. I'll be like, oh, sorry, sir. Let us help you. If you buy this Mazda, we'll take care of this. Ambulance insurance.

I'm like, sure. Ooh. It's too much. I just can't. It's this ambulance insurance. I'm like sure. It's too wide, I just can't. It's too much work. It's just, so. Well, someone did send us correspondence when you were talking about how you went to the hospital because if you didn't know,

Ben had to append a side-ass. It was terrible. He doesn't like to talk about it, but there you go. I don't like to talk about it, but I did have, I did have, he's not mentioned it hardly at all. I had to force it out of him,

but he did have an appendectomy and was worried that he was out of state. But somebody said there is a law that your insurance has to cover emergency services out of state. So guess what? We're gonna be sending that Patreon letter to you health insurance, so suck it. Is there a Patreon letter?

Well, a letter from Patreon that we got on Patreon. Oh, I see. I was like, We're gonna make them pay a membership fee to write the letter. Excuse me. Kaiser Permanente, you're obliged to sign up for Crappens Undemand. Okay.

Okay, so I just wanted to give a quick shout out to a friend of the show Brenda Stanley. She's an author. Look at this. This is her book. Wow, this is on Crappens Und Stanley. She's an author. Look at this. Wow. This is on crap and it's on demand. She wrote a book. Okay.

She's really talented. And it's a really good one. It's a mystery. It's called The Still Small Voice by Brenda Stanley. It just came out last week. We really like her. This is a nice person. And she's actually an extremely talented person.

You should go read this. Get it wherever you get your books. Okay. It's a very good family mystery. Not for the family, but it takes place in a family. And it's a great mystery. So go check it out, you guys. Hey, as long as we're showing people's books, I have a book I can show also. Wow. Make a way to make Brenda feel special, band. Well, no, Brenda is very special, but also, I'd like to think my friend

Dean Coons for the book. So my good friend, John Grishon. No, one of our listeners, but also a friend of mine, Justin Wang, he just published his very, very, very first book. I don't know when it's hitting bookshelves. I think it's hitting bookshelves now. Like he just opened the box of the books yesterday. Wow. It's a great book. So everyone goes to Port Justin. He's wonderful. His book is called The Emperor and the Endless Palace. And it's like a fantasy romance. So he didn't even ask me to do that. I just saw it. I was happy for him.

So, you know, check out, read both these books people. You got time. Give them his gifts. It's not even that hard. I'm a pastor. And the endless palace, I wrote it down, I'm gonna read it. Yeah, I'm gonna read it in my sky. So yeah, brand of Stanley and Justin Wang, there you go. Okay, everybody, thanks so much for being here.

This is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Day. We are also doing this on crap and it's on demand. Of course, I'm addicted to this laser thing on my face, I'm gonna put it down. What an episode, you know, I have to say this is not one of the most exciting seasons in a traditional sense, but I'm loving it and I was laughing out loud. Also, a couple macros. Kyle's not making me as crazy, which is interesting. And I'm wondering if I'm being just a contrarian, because why are there likes popping up on my screen?

Do you see that? Maybe we're a public. Are we? No, I don't know why there's likes popping up. Scraping. Oh, there's a new thing on the Apple. Is it on the chest? The Apple thing that like, I guess,

emojis can pop up on your face? Dude, I don't know. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm having that kind of vated out. I don't know what I'm talking about. No, it's worrying. It has zero. We have zero viewers right now, by the way. As we've earned. Let me just say, as we've earned. So, um, okay, I'm liking Kyle. I don't like her, but I'm not disliking her. And I don't know

if I'm being a contrarian because I've been so anti-Kyle so many years when people were so pro-Kyle. And then the past year or two people have been anti-Kyle, so many years when people were so pro-Kyle and then the past year to people have been Anti-Kyle. And I feel like, I don't know, I feel like I really started a religion. And now I'm backing out now that they're a believer. So I'm like, yeah, she's not so bad. She's not really doing that. No, you're not alone.

I am liking Kyle more. I actually found it her to be very sympathetic this episode. And I think like, I think that like Kyle, maybe we're both like and Kyle because Kyle is like and Kyle. I think that Kyle is being more authentic. I think that Kyle, she literally says it on the show. I mean, we've picked up on Kyle being kind of fakes from around season two or three. We sensed that she was kind of chasing the public's approval. And I think that she's just given up at this point. And you can just sort of see it on her.

And I think that she's actually being more relatable. And I think that this is like, I liked, I wasn't necessarily on her side, we'll get to it obviously with Sudden, but I liked that she just went over there and she was like losing her mind. Like that was like real Kyle. She wasn't like, I just feel bad.

Like real Kyle is back, I feel like. And honestly, I will throw another wrench into the works, into the space. Eric goes with an- Erica's not driving me nuts. Erica's not driving me nuts either. Like this is gonna be a problem because first of all, am I liking Erica now?

What is that? No, we can't leave Kyle yet. Cause I have to just complain, I have to enter a complaint. Okay, I'm gonna join Patreon just so I can leave a complaint. Entered. Sorry, I'm just trying to make that a thing for everybody who has a complaint.

Here's my thing. I didn't like Kyle forever. You kind of liked Kyle. Then you came over to not liking Kyle. And now it's just been kind of a Kyle clobberon. And it's like too unbalanced. I don't like it. I don't like that we're just so in agreement and hatred.

And so now that I'm kind of liking Kyle, you're gonna kind of like, you can't just do that. I decided to like Kyle. You can't just decide you're gonna be like, kind of fine with Kyle now. That's not okay. Last week you were hateful of Kyle

and now all of a sudden you're just like, oh, now I kind of like, I mean I still will be hateful. I still will be hateful because there's still things that she does that drive me nuts. But I do, I'm like begrudgingly sort of seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. And I'm like, same with Erica, Erica's sort of being more,

like interesting to me, like her conversation that she had with Crystal sitting down there, you know, at that restaurant, by like the food court or wherever they were. And like, that was, you know, I just felt like Erica was just being more interesting. Like, I didn't feel like she was putting on her bad girl persona being tough.

I thought she was just like talking like a normal person, which I really appreciated. Also, perhaps most importantly of all, last week we had two separate debates. The first debate was, are they at Crawfords, or are they at the Conrad? Well, it turns out Ronnie, the answer is yes to all because Crawfords and the Conrad

are all part of the same resort. So we both saw the signage somewhere and we both responded to that. They're also a Hilton property. And that's very weird that they keep going to Hilton properties. And everyone's like, but the Hilton's don't even know those properties anymore. Well, they must have some kind of deal where they still advertise for them or get something because why are they always at Hilton properties? Or do you think Hilton's just like, hey, people know the Hilton's and they love the Hilton on this show? So I'll tell you the advertising with them. I don't know. I'll say the real answer

I looked up Resort World Resort World because I've never heard of it before and it's like the most expensive casino That's ever been built in Las Vegas and they started to construction it like 2010 So they probably are like we spend a lot of money on this. We have to get it back. We are going to give free rooms. The real housewives have an advertise that fuck out of this place. And if they need any assistance, you know,

if you know, we're happy to also take some complimentary rooms. Just want to put that out there, resorts world. The other controversy from last week, a big heated device of controversy that almost tore this podcast a sunder. Was it American Ballet Foundation or American Ballet Theatre? The answer is yes to both. Because Sutton said both.

And someone even waited and said that American Ballet Foundation is the governing body of American Ballet Theatre. But Sutton said both things. So we were both right on that. What I quote it first was, I'm a member of American Ballet Foundation. American ballet theater, but Sudden said both things. So we were both right on, on, we're, to first was I'm a member of American ballet foundation. How well that? And like she ran out.

So she did say foundation. She did. She thought it was theater. But then last night she was on Watch What Happens Live and Andy said that quote. And then she said, oh, no, the American ballet theater. Theater. Oh, so she corrected him to theater,

but she said it wrong the first time. So does anybody know? But she did say theater later in the episode too. So the point is Ronnie, we are like, it's yes and to both of us. Okay, there's room for both, there's space for both of our interpretations of the events. Okay, so we are on one of the mildest Vegas trips I think that's ever been taken on

around the world. So very much. Actually, someone, another show just went to Vegas and it was pretty boring, wasn't it? Who else just went to Vegas on the housewives? Well, like literally the entire Bravo population to Mexico, but on a vacation, like a trip, a Vegas trip. Oh trip I think it's a Trip they didn't go there on OC they didn't go there on Jersey. They didn't go there on Vanderpump rule It's in my head American ballet theater foundation. So it's I've never been this bored in Vegas I have to say this was a very boring trip, but I saw a good time weird Well, it was a boring they didn't they did boring activities

But I really enjoyed this trip for the show because I, I felt like the drama was hilarious. And you can, we can all thank Sutton for that. Thank you very much. This is why I've always enjoyed Sutton because she brings that neuroses that Beverly Hills has needed for so many years. Yeah. So we open with Crystal with her Lam's quad getting ready for lunch. And she's boring, man. I mean, let's fix it. They're like, yeah, she's like, yeah. So yesterday, I like called my husband. And then I was like, oh my God, I went on stage.

And then he was like, great, don't text me. They're like, same. Psh. And then Erica is with, Erica's with her gang. She's like, I'm gonna look fabulous tonight. Crystal Connors, look, I'm gonna go for a Crystal Connors look with Crystal, Crystal on Crickles. And Mikey goes, that is Besher.

I was like, okay, sure. Little Yiddish. What does that mean? I think it's like Kizmit, like, like that's so beshered, it was meant to be. Well, or because it's more locked, for sure, I think it's more feet. Well, now people are going to be mad at us. Okay, hold on, look at that beshirt. The shah is most often used to mean a soulmate, the one person whom an individual is

divinely destined to marry. The Jewish theory of soulmates has its root in that most romantic of canonical texts the Talmud. Okay everybody. But share it. But if you go to the Wikipedia, I see what you're looking at Wikipedia. It says It's like yeah, because it's I think it comes from matchmaking, but I think it's really just kind of said and It means destiny. Yeah, inevitable or prepared. If that's a share. That is also Amazon, I think, because, you know, in the crappy awards, we wore something shining sparkly. I usually get a nice new Amazon sparkle jacket every year.

That's my tradition. And when you're, I couldn't really fit into anything that I was buying side to buy a lot of different things. And one thing I bought was this shirt The air It was $10 it was it was purple. It was not pink, but she had like a body suit made out of it I think it's Amazon. I'm just gonna say and even if it is Amazon I want to give credit to Erica for just being like fuck it. I'm just going Amazon now. That's where I'm at in life

But also how's Erica affording a glam team? The shirt. I don't like this whole like. I can't do anything, and the more it's just me, Paul Erica, I'm with nothing, no private jet, no nothing, just raw,

Erica, and Fatic Erica. And pathetic. Yeah, that, whatever the fuck that is. Erica, feeling Erica, I feel what other people feel. Ericka, okay, get the clampy mom the private play.

Let's go. How the fuck see so paying everybody? Do you think it's part of her contract? I think it's Bashar. I think it's destiny. They're all, they're meant to be together. You know, when I have coffee, I inevitably always have to go to the bathroom and I always call that Bashart.

Oh. Yeah, I had to go for a pun. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Ronnie. I know it wasn't for you. It was for people who appreciated a good pun. I'm sorry. Really, really gross.

So Garcello and Sutton are with their, look, here's Sutton. Sutton's like you basically. I mean, not in the gross parts, but they were the clowns. Right. And this is something you would say. She's like, I drank half a coke, a cola. I'm just going to warn you about that. I have to go about to crack out. Now, listen, I used to do a lot of cocaine. Okay. I've said that before in the show, it's not a shameful

thing. I actually miss it. Love you, cocaine miss was you didn't give me art attack. Okay, but um, Ben is really a co-cat when he has even a tiny bit of caffeine. I once thought you were on cocaine when we first started during the show I was like wow I wonder, I wonder Ben's on cocaine and then I kind of hinted around when I like maybe you want some coke and you're I would never I'd never do that. No, I'm on that straight Starbucks shit. No, I really do get out of control. You got that a pocket. You're a paint out of pocket. You're a paint out of pockets. What do you say, the other day?

I'm hard to paint. I'm going hard in the paint. I'm going hard in the paint with my coffee. I'm going hard in the paint with my coffee. I'm going hard in the paint with my coffee That's my thing but like I I was I said like 10 times on crap. Yeah, I'm going hard in the paint about this everyone Yeah coffee and I'm really going hard in the paint and I have an eye coffee in like three days and I'm like very sad I was gonna try to get some today, but then I didn't so yeah, I get get cracked out. And so, son, I guess gets cracked out over Coca-Cola. So, Garsell goes, oh God, you and caffeine are not good.

Okay, all right, everyone, let's just, let's wind this show down and no more Coke for you. Everyone just like stops like what? Just Coca-Cola. Do you remember we were just talking about it? Three seconds ago, get your minds out of the gutter. You glam squad. Hmm.

So then we go to Dereet calling PK and she's like, Dique, look at the gorgeous sweets pool that we've got here. And she's showing the pool for PK. How are they letting Dereet into Vegas? I have so many questions. Didn't PK, oh, Vegas like a zillion dollars and they were after him forever. And I think he finally kind of paid it.

But well, how are they still not coming in and taking all the furniture out of Doreet's suite? Well, maybe he's paid it back, handsomely, with all the revenue he's generated from Peter Pan, the Pan 10 musical starring Boa George and Doreet as the mermaid. So did you see that promo on Doreet's Instagram? I'm going, the mermaid, there's, the mermaid has, people don't think there's no character in Peter Pan that's like famous and up, there's no mermaid, famous numbs be called the mermaid.

There's a mermaid, I guess, in the cartoon, there are some mermaids, but there is no the mermaid. Yeah, well, there is in this one, she has a very big role, and if you look it up, they, she comes off stage and people throw pies in her face. Yes, that's her. Yes, we, we, we really, we did a deep dive on this when, when you were at Bravo Con, Ray Sonny and I did a deep dive on Doreet and the pies. And she, she gets pies in the

face while she's singing my heart goes on. And a reviewer said that her performance was faultless. So honestly, I mean, I would see it. I don't care that it's a new role for the story. I would totally see it just to see the re- singing my heart goes, I'm gonna go on. But also, how's Boyd's voice? It's a lot to do a child's theater thing. I mean, this is gonna change all the lost boys

that do a radiator. I mean, listen, I know that some things are in the past, but some things are chained to a radiator. You know what I mean? I still don't think he should be doing children to theater. There. I said it. But I mean, he's playing the villain. Okay. I mean, you know, Captain Oak did that shit. If Captain Oak were alive these like these days and a real person, you know that he would probably Chaining plates to the radio chain a gay escort to a radiator, okay, so he's just in character Okay, I'll let that pass so there's a lot of confusing things

Why Dury has nothing repossessed while she's in Vegas? Why there are not sketches of her all over Vegas and possessed while she's in Vegas, why they're not sketches of her all over Vegas. And white boy George has led to children's theater. Okay. So it's just to be getting, nothing has happened in this episode. I'm already completely confused. So then she's showing, basically, Doreet is giving a tour of all the amenities and rooms and space that they're not using on this vacation. So they walk around, he's like,

oh, it's like, welcome to my home. I mean, be care-bilted. It's taken so many years. She just claims any place she's in now. So she says that she and Kyle are gonna have lunch. And she's like, oh, hold on. Gee, let me show the theater that they have in here.

Unfortunately, it does not look quite like Capri, but it'll be close. So they go in and there's a whole home theater in this place, which is crazy. And then PK asks, like, Magic Mike, how is that? Was it as good as Pointe-Docana? That's where you go. Magic Mike. Call back. Magic Mike, that's where you go now.

Well, let me tell you, PK, our winter magic Mike, I just taken out $10,000, and I put it on my purse in a grocery cart. Then I got hit on the face with a weiner, and the next thing I looked down, and I was missing the 10,000 jewelers. I'm okay, Doreen. Doreen's finding it going to find another way to file an insurance claim in the magic mic, shall we? Gee, the weirdest thing happened to me when I was at the casino. I had brought in a giant stack of ones, you know, to buy holiday gifts.

And next thing I know, I looked down and the sky and we would look to the security tape. Two shirtless muscular men had taken them and crammed them down their pants using my hands. I could not believe it. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap- It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben?

Hands down, the Grinch. Same. It cracks me up that he hates all the mariments. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end when the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know, it hits me right in the fields.

Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast starring the Grinch, and I think there's someone who wants to tell you more about it, Ronnie. Hi, it's me, the Grand Puba of Bahambad, the OG Green Grump, the Grinch. From Wondery, Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show is a pathetic attempt by the people of O'Vill to use my situation as a teachable movement. So, join me, the Grinch. Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer, grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts on an open fire. So then we see a flashback of the night before and to read this telling him how upset

Satan got and we see it. I am on the boat of the American ballet competition. I will do that. Running out of the theater and he cares like you should have told that a ghosty Barry Poppins down the road. A good one ain I didn't pay. Although I hear that one's not on roller skates, so may not be worth the price of mission. So I then do it like,

G, Magic Mike is a huge show. People come in from all over the world to see it. I mean, there are no cream pies to the face, but you know, it's pretty good, and so to have a friend of mine, causing such a scene is mortifying. Oh, okay. Has anybody ever been to a male strip show where the audience is ladies?

Nobody is worried about behavior in there. Let me just tell you that, okay? Those ladies go freaking crazy in those shows. No one's worried about manners that the magic mic show. Okay. Now, suddenly that's ridiculous. But she also sat through fucking magic mic show. Okay. Now, setting it up. That's ridiculous. But she also sat through fucking magic mic on national TV

to give those people publicity. So those queens can shut up, seriously. All of the fucking suggestions. Especially you elevator one, elevator magic mic and Mikey stopping your out, which we'll get to later, but I'm sorry, very upset about it, okay? Like, don't, she gave you free advertising and you're gonna sit here and bitch at somebody

on an elevator, get the fuck back on the elevator. You know who I don't wanna get any lip from a fucking go-go boy, back in, back in. Also, first of all, the tickets were bought and paid for, so they got the money. Second of all, the amount of batch rep parties that probably come through Magic Mike and probably, and by the end of the show look in the look exactly the same. It's probably every single night this happens

By the way, because have you ever seen a Bachelorette party doing some sort of activity? What always happens is you have the Bachelorette and then you have the girl who doesn't really like being there and then like there's some drama And then there's a fight and then someone says something nasty and then there's like tears and then someone storms off. I guarantee this happens because then when someone storms off someone has to go then after that person and someone goes after that person to find out what's going on to report to the other group. This probably happens every single night at Magic Mike. This is nothing new for these dancers.

And yes, I know that this happens. Let me tell you how. Because I have been each one of those girls at different bachelor parties because I'm the guy that goes to all the bachelor parties. I have been the one who says something shitty I've been the one that gets too drunk. I've been the one that cries. I've been the one that storms out I've been the one that chases the one that was stormed out. I've been all of these people. It happens. Let me tell you something I used to live right on the sunset strip here in here in Los Angeles. And you would go walk another side. Lamares, Los Angeles. And you go walking down the sunset strip

on a Saturday night. And this is what you would see. You would see like three or four girls and one would have like the little, the veil on, okay? And they'd be walking, but like the veil, the veil, the bachelor's would not look totally happy. And then you'd go maybe like 20 more feet, there'd be like three or four girls all sort of like murmuring together.

And then you go like 20 or 30 more feet. And there's like two girls in the back of the pack. And one girl's crying and the other girl's like reassuring her. And you're like, okay, so this is the bachelor at party. Bachelor's at the front, there is a fight with the girl all the way in the back. And the ones in the middle aren't sure which side to take. So they're just sort of gossiping and figuring out which way they're going to handle the whole thing. It happened every single weekend.

Yeah, good times. God, that's so fun. You know, I really wish that I still had some bachelor at friends. Those were the years. Come on, guys. Are we no longer inviting Rondle to the bachelor at parties? I could use a good one. Right, it's been a long time.

Still so much more fun in bachelor party, probably. Oh, I could use a good one. Right, it's been a long time. Still so much more fun at the bachelor party, probably. Oh, because the bachelor parties are disgusting. I've been to those two, those are really horrifying. Like really when you see what happens, what straight guys do? Yikes. It's not good. Much prefer the ladies every time.

Okay, so let's go to the next conversation. PK is talking about how he went to dinner with Mauricio last night. And he's like, we had a lovely dinner, babe, because we hadn't actually seen each other. He's been having a tough, toughish year with Kyle. I've been having a toughish year with Lays. So we both discussed that, actually.

You know, it's hard for him to open up to Kyle. It's hard for Lays to open up to me. You know, you'd think that a mass-produced food that everyone's supposed to be addicted to would be easier to open. I'm sorry. I'm saying. Really ruffles my affairs, which reminds me, I also have a complicated relationship with ruffles. So then we cut to PK and Mauricio having dinner, and PK is like, well, there's nobody that's been married, that doesn't go through shit, because he gets all like chimney soup.

He's like, oh, you don't, I got married, I'll go through a bit of shit once in a while, you know that? And some Mauricio's like, oh, not alone, not alone. And like, you know, you're quite soft like that. You don't ever wanna fight ever. You're like Tina Turner singing that song. And Mauricio's like, I don't want to to fight ever. You're like Tina Turner singing that song. And reason I don't want to fight no more, you know, you're real Tina.

It's that's your karaoke then. I don't really want to fight no more. It's time for let it go. So let me tell you this much more. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told my sour cream and chives. We don't need another hero, right? Sort of like what I told my bag of cheers. I'm a private dancer. Dancer of cheers. Are you cheating or not?

I'm a Kyle then. Are you cheating or not? So Mauricio's like, you know, look, I have no time to fight. Okay. I have no interest in fighting. As far as I'm concerned, my wife's always right. And because like, well, she can't always be right then, can she, Mo? Yes, she can.

And that's why their marriage will probably last. Yes. It's called a happy marriage, okay? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, well, uh, she can be right. If I don't want to fight it, he's like, I've got bigger fish to fry. So then now we go over to Kyle FaceTime in Mauricio, who does not have his camera on, but I guess he's driving.

So Kyle's like, um, so I heard you had dinner with PK last night. And he's like, yeah, we did. She's like, did you guys have fun? Yeah, it was a fun time. It was good. Um, can you give me the girl version of that? And he's like, time, it was good. Can you give me the girl version of that? And he's like, yeah, he was good. He was just talking to me a little bit about, you know, what's going on with him and

to read, trying to get into a bag of chips. You know, it's kind of hard for him right now. You know, his feet, his fingers still had oily crumbs all over them. You know, I just felt for him, really. It's like, okay, well, they'd probably make it to school on time. I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll go to the gym and I'll Almost went to in and out burger. Okay, uh-huh. Have fun. Love you. Bye. I'm gonna go put it in and then bring it out and put it in again and then bring it out again. Just kidding. It's an in and out then.

Okay, bye, that. Bye. Even my map quest is bored with you. Map quest to this, I'll have that. Maybe. Maybe. Okay. Maybe. Okay, bye. So he basically hangs up on her and she's annoyed.

She's like, well, bye, thanks. So then we go to Garsell and Sutton. They're, who cares? Okay, they're leaving. So then, okay, so now we've got really weird couplings. Coming up on the show. This was, I think they were like, okay guys, Lisa Rinne is not here to sturch it.

We're just gonna put you with random, a random partner today and see how it goes. So the first one is Erica and Crystal to go have lunch. Whoever saw that coming. Has this ever happened before? It's bizarre. I feel like no one's had lunch with Crystal before. So Crystal, also I don't know if Crystal's ever been to Vegas because

she doesn't, she's like unsure if she's allowed to bring our cocktail through the casino floor. And I was like, uh, yeah, you get the little of you want here. And the Vegas rules don't apply. Like they literally don't give a fuck here. So they sit down and they order some food and everything. And they start talking about Sun's meltdown a little bit. And, um, you know, Erica's like, Crystal didn't see the meltdown. And Erica's like, yeah, I didn't see it either. I know as we were having a good time.

And then I kept looking to my left and then all of a sudden, certain people were gone. That's all I saw. And Crystal's like, same. I think she would have had a fun time as she was called up first, but that's just the thing with her personality. She just goes so deep and then it's like really hard for her to come back

Yeah, you know look like I'm not gonna give it that do life You know air cuz of that place where she's not even you know with air cuz like being fun She's just like a deadpan Erica now. Okay, this is the Erica documentary. Well, I just I just talk like this in every single scene. So I'm very serious act of studio Erica. So this I didn't see any of them. But you know, I'm not going to give it a do life. I'm in the place in my life where I've worked very, very hard to get to a place

of peace and nothing, nothing is good at the start, the basic way. Restore. Method, method question. Chris is like, totally cool. Great. Great, my. Yeah, fun. So now we go to Sun and Garcell. They're getting a gondola ride in the Palazzo.

Like, there's the, for those, my god. There's like a fake canal in that casino. Yeah, which you probably just saw last week. I've been a service worker since I was 15. Okay, and well, I'm not currently. Unless you consider this a service. But since until this, halfway through this, I was a service worker and a singer.

Okay, a showtune singer. This is one situation where I recommend pushing the service worker and singer who are in this case the same thing into the water. Fuck off. I'm trying to have a conversation here, sir. He's like, ["Hurberberapity, Schlaulie Locke, Bata."

Get the fuck out of here. I'm in the middle of a sentence. Sir. Yeah, he's like, Hello ladies, welcome to Vegas. My name is Luca. Very nice to meet you. This is your God the Lord, right here. I have a healthy offer. Whenever you're already ladies, welcome to Vegas, my name is Luca, very nice to meet you. This is your God the La right here.

I have a healthy offer, whenever you're ready, ladies. So you can get it to God the La. So I can, I'm just like, oh, okay, all right, all right, I can do that. Do I have to wear pants for this too? I wore my pants just in case you want to do something to Meluca, okay? Hey, Luca, did you know that I'm on the board of the American Ballet Foundation Theater? You want to do it, do it, do it. What do you mean you don't?

I've wore brains for this, Luca. He's like, sorry. So he's like, Go ahead, that find your seat, that first of all, that is not your accent. Okay, you can drop it, sir. Okay, I'm not giving you my credit card number. You can drop it. He's like, I'm the like, how are you enjoying your time in Las Vegas? And,

Chris says, we went to Magic Mike. Oh, of course you did the best magic show in town, huh? Hey, Matt, it's a lot of me, huh? Keep it in your pants, please. All right, well, you can just pat it along, we're going to have a scene now. Thank so so so something's like how are you feeling yourself okay go ahead go ahead have a conversation well I'm feeling a little unsettled I think this morning was good I just really needed to get that off my chest I don't know if I trust you guys when it comes to you. You know, it wasn't received how I was hoping when I sang. I'm like the Beyonce of Italy.

What? Well, you know, hi, Luca. Hi. Thank you. There's a real romantic conversation we're having right here. So. Thank this is a real romantic conversation we're having right here. So Well, he's singing I didn't know that I don't know they're saying Anyway, I was saying to do it. It's really hard for me to concentrate. What was I talking about?

Don't anyway, put him in Jesus Christ has pushed him in already, I can't. So Garcose still holding on to her whole thing of like, well, I just don't know if I can trust these girls around my family. Who cares? I wouldn't trust these people around my family either, don't do it.

Don't, yeah, no problem. Move on. So then we got a colon to eat. Having lunch. Okay, then which, go ahead. This was funny to me because they went to a place in the casino called Wally's, which is like a replica, not a replica,

but you know when restaurants are like, have a Vegas version. Wally's prime, the original Wally's, is in Beverly Hills. That is actually the place where they went into the basement and your lawn was like, Ladies and gentlemen, Andrea Buccelli. So it's just like funny to me that they went all the way to Vegas

to go to a restaurant in their neighborhood. So let's see. So they just have, you know, start having their little girl talk. And then, do, oh, why do I care? I, this whole episode, by the way, I'm reading my notes here

and it's just all ordering. this episode with people ordering and I know that that's a big housewives thing and Andy has set in interviews like oh my god people love hearing Okay, I get that but This is a lot of ordering. Did you notice that book is where multiple we're in multiple meals happening at once, is there a split into little groups that means there's more ordering to be had. So, Doreet is saying like, you know, I'm tired. I'm tired. I mean, I didn't sleep again last night,

and then I think you know that conversation with Gus said on top of the nose sleep. I mean, it hurts me a little bit that she's mad that I'm so mean to her children. I just don't know. I mean, she has to be able to be honest, but I just feel like, wow. Gee, you know what it's giving? It's giving a little boole. It's giving a little boole. I think we're going to split a couple of things later. The chicken salad and then the tuna meals. Thank you so much.

Now the tuna mount, the tuna mount becomes another character and the tuna mount cracks me up. It's a no crack thing. Sometimes while they count sleep, I go to the Twitter, you know, I go to like the Bravo to housewives Twitter or whatever and I start, I just search a hashtag and I start reading What are people pissed off from from this from the because you know, I love anger like it fuels me

Yeah, so other people's anger feels really good too. So if I don't have my own I'll go to Twitter because that's where you Feet that's a buffet of other people's anger. You know what people were talking about De-re-eating the sandwich. It was a big thing all over the Twitter. I can't believe that. I mean I saw it I mean I thought it was hilarious because, you know, we see her. First of all, it's funny that a tuna melt was even ordered on the real house, so I've showed because I don't think a tuna melt has ever been ordered on Bravo. It's just one of those sandwiches that's actually very delicious, but every time you hear it, it just sounds disgusting.

The entire concept of a tuna melt is sort of gross. But they're talking about the concept of it is disgusting and it shouldn't be good and it is so good so good But like I was cracking up because at one point Doreet takes for fork and like you see her eating and you think she's eating a salad So you see her for going and then when she looks up her fork It's an entire half of the tuna melt on the fork And then she starts picking at it and then when she looks up her fork, it's an entire half of the two melts on the fork. And then she starts picking at it.

And so I thought that was hilarious, but then people are online are like, how could you, like this is like support, Dari, like she has a difficult relationship with food and then, I'm like, whether that's what I'm on. Is that what I've been brought on the show? I don't think so.

I mean, it's a lot to diagnose off of three seconds of food. I don't think we're supposed to be diagnosing that kind of thing in people. It is a lot. Right. But that big, whatever it is, I think we can all agree it is hilarious that when you think she's eating a salad, when she's lociper fork, there's a half slice of it in the melt on it.

I'm sorry, that is universally hilarious to me. Well, it's just how she lived it. So she lifted up the half of the sandwich and then she took it and she held it like facing the screen, right, like facing the camera. It was like tuna away. The tuna was like, she was like a camera facing tuna. And then she was pulling it, kind of pulling at it but not eating it, but then her nails were all in the tuna.

It was just a bizarre thing. And I don't know about anyone's relationship with food. I'm not gonna, I've never heard that and I don't think it's right that anybody speculates. Well, it's fucking weird. We're just talking about a tuna sandwich. Okay. It was all over the TV. It's on the show. And it's not even discussing her eating issues. It's discussing the way she eats. What a disgusting way to eat. It's just the bad manners. Okay. And if I'm not allowed to make fun of people, how people eat, then half of my

Southern term recaps you out the window. I didn't find it to be discussing. I just was surprised. I just was I thought when that fort came up it was gonna have some remain on it and I was not expecting a half a sandwich, huh? Here's my question. Do you think she knows what a tuna melt is? Because I feel like deriits like, can you what? We're on national television. I'm gonna order something the people eat, which is tuna meals. I wouldn't have the tuna meal. Please. I'm catching into character, I'm gonna order something the people eat, which is tuna meals. I would have the tuna meal, please. I'm catching into character, I'm playing a mermaid. Could you please have someone come out and throw this tuna meal on me face?

It was just, you know, to me, it was up there with like a few years ago when she filled up a tea kettle from the nozzle instead of using the top of the teakettle. And I thought that was the, a lot of us were like, who fills up a teakettle that way. But then since then, I have done it once or twice. And it is sometimes it's just a little easier to do that one. The Meshers, here comes one right now. Drain has her own ways.

She has her own ways, or like Nicole Kidman clapping. You know, it's a nun we just see quirky things and we think they're funny, but yeah, it's so funny that you would even have to explain that, you know. Well, but people, here's why we're making fun of the way someone's eating this sandwich. Well, because it obviously hit a nerve with several people and you know people have past experiences with with things and it maybe surfaces stuff So I get that but for me I just I just saw a half a tuna sandwich on a fork It was another character at this this whole sandwich is a different kind of midnight kind of me man She's talking about trauma while she does it which was, which is just why it was even funnier,

because she's like, coil. So, let's talk. Now, you think this will not drinking and distancing yourself. Let's talk about that. Now, are you just trying to protect yourself, Kyle? Because obviously, you had the trauma

of falling out with your sister. That's very dramatic, Kyle. Very dramatic. Yeah, Kyle did that. Kyle did that to Kyle, okay. I think you can blame Kathy for a lot of things, but Kyle pushed Kathy all the way up into that breaking point. And then when she broke, she jumped all over her for that

and she's still crying about it like something was done to her. And then when they were having the whole eye apologizing when she made Kathy apologize on camera She secretly called Lisa Rena over there to confront Kathy and had to admit it halfway through the scene Yeah Yeah, Carla's not an innocent person in this so then call says well, I mean, I don't know I mean, I'm not a psychologist, but like I don't know like but maybe also like I just feel like I I need to be

really clear right now about everything. Which I don't really know what that means, but like, okay, sure, fine. So to be it's like, you see what she's saying. She's saying she's not drinking because she wants to be clear. Right. But what does that actually mean? I guess that she's not using alcohol to blunt her feelings. Instead, she's facing her feelings head on, I guess.

I guess so. That's what I took from it. It's still kind of vague. So, to read, it's like, gee, listen. I had to be clear when I heard it, but now that you're questioning it, it sounds vague to me too. Well, it's just I'm a follower that way.

I'm like, Ben, you know what? Ben doesn't get it, so now I don't get it. So I'm tearing me. You know what, Ben, you're right. That's not clear. what does that mean? No, no, it's just like one of those things that people say and you go, okay, cool, but then when you really like drill down,

you're like, so you need to be clear right now, clear mentally clear, you need to be sharp. Like, but what is it, is there a situation that you need to be sharp about? I guess, I don't, I don't, it's not a criticism. It's more like I need further explanation. So.

Well, I'll tell you this much. I've been sober-ish. Like I'm, I didn't quit drinking or anything. I did quit drugs, but I didn't quit drinking. I mostly quit drinking. So I just drank every once in a while. I used to drink a lot. So now I drink every once in a while.

And I really thought it was gonna improve so much stuff about like my personality or my thinking or laziness. It didn't really. Mm-hmm. I mean, I guess I don't have as many headaches and my skin looks a lot better. I feel healthier in that way, but I'm still as fucked up as I was before.

Unfortunately. So I don't unfortunately, so I don't know too martini or to not martini that is a question. I think so either way Kyle just wants to I'm assuming what she means is be more present in her life and just like just make I guess make decisions that are I guess healthier. So your own life is overrated. So Dit's like, listen, I hope you don't feel like you have to justify. I mean, I'm just making little comments, just little comments here. And she's like, well, you're nothing on my one trust me. Like, I mean, Mauricio said it,

said it, said it. Like a lot of people said it. And Dorit says, I think Kyle's choice not to drink has allowed her death more control over everything. It's a control thing almost like bully. It's giving me bully. I mean, you're no longer drinking. You got five tattoos. You're working out. I mean, who works out anymore? Am I right?

Seems to me like ding ding ding. Mid-life crisis. I love it. Suddenly, somebody suddenly working God a lot. It's a major flaw. Oh my God. It's a girl in these help. She's working out.

And Garcell's like, well, I thought she was just going to take a break, but I guess she's really doing this mocktail thing, huh? I miss the old Kyle, which who says that? I know. Okay. She has not the splits. Skyl. Which is funny. It's funny because when Ray and I were on, we were talking about how we were kind of feeling like this might be like Garsell's flop season, but then she was really funny this episode. So maybe

I retract the flop projection. I think Garsell's always just kind of been, I mean, I find her enjoyable. Like I like her as the Greek chorus, I guess, kind of reacting to everything. She's kind of the same mind of the group, but I mean, let's face it. She's never really had that exciting of a season. I mean, I guess in the group setting,

group trips, she really shines, but then when things settle down and we have to follow her life, I'm like, don't love it. But this was notoriously shitty to say, I think, like when somebody stops drinking, you're not supposed to say like, oh god. I know I couldn't believe they have no personality. Now that might be true. I know that with myself, I am different and my friends feel the same way. They treat, they are always like, are you okay? They're still asking me like, if I don't have a drink drink, oh my god are you okay? And I think that they look at me as more boring without being drunk, and at first I hurt my feelings, but then I realized it's true. I am more boring, but I think the only people who found me entertaining that drunk or other drunk people, and you know who's really annoying

when you're sober, drunk people. So I don't really know who's the winner here. Well, Doreet's not helping because she's like, no, coil. I mean this selfishly, but when I tease and I say, oh, coil, it's because we have seven years of history and when we go on trips and like this of that, you know, you kind of let loose and then we do silly things and have fun and I miss that.

I'm not saying that you're boring now, but I'm just sort of saying I would rather spend more time with crystal. So could we get the little drinky poo and you're mouthy poo, I'm like this is so, I think that what I think they're just perplexed because they probably felt like Kyle never had a problem. And so probably to them they're like,

wait, what, does this for real? But you're not like, you didn't see to have any issues like, well, if you're drinking, A, it is saying, to other people, they're hearing. I don't know if it's what you're saying, but what I think other people are hearing just from my own experience is that, yes,

I do have a problem. It's like me saying, I have a problem with this and it's something I had to quit. And then they're thinking, if I'm saying, I have a problem and they didn't see it, then I'm saying that they have a problem. Because they drink just like I did. And they're still gonna drink,

even though I'm not gonna drink, so am I judging them for not drinking? And then, do they have a problem? And do I look at them? Like, I think this reaction from everybody is very typical of a friend group. Yeah, it's a total reaction from a friend group. Yeah, and I a total of 100% of a friend group. Yeah, and I think that there, I think, yes, it is, because I think that like if Kyle had,

you know, was exhibiting signs of some like alcoholism and dependency issues, none of them would be saying this, not to say that Kyle does not have those things, so we don't really know the story there. But since she wasn't interested in like, she was like a social drinker and then almost and she just stopped. That's where they're all like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but they still shouldn't be saying that at all. Like they should be supporting her right now. But we're also prescribing all this stuff to what Kyle is probably thinking, right? And I think Morgan Wade is sober. So Kyle is kind of at the end of the day. I think, you know

what she must be, because isn't that so Kyle to just be like, you know, I'm gonna do whatever my friend does. I mean, that's so Kyle, that's her first good friend. Morgan Wade, let me see, Morgan Wade's sober. If I didn't get sober, I wouldn't be doing any of this. Yeah, Morgan Wade is sober, so there you go. There you go.

Wow. Okay. Mothin' it's any less foul. That's all it, it's just more Kyle. You know, it's more Kyle. It's like a horse, that's why. Kyle's trying to come up with these reasons that she did it without just saying,

because Morgan Wade did it. You know, did you not see my five tattoos? One of them's a heart, okay. So then Kyle goes into the most Kyle explanation ever. She's very flamished by this questioning, so she's like, yeah, but like that, like even before that, like I would have felt like, well, like I had to go out to drinks, you know,

because like I would expect that from you, you know, like to go and have fun or I would say, you know, pretend, order a club soda, like I would pretend, you know, and then there was like vodka in it, but I was like, I feel like I don't even need to have that anymore. You know what I mean? So like this is who I am.

And like I don't like to just like take it or don't like to just take it or leave it like. Like take it or leave it like. What? No, if you don't like it, take it or leave it. Which I was actually a really respected that response from Kyle, I have to say. She basically was like, yeah, I was like drinking to basically to keep up with you guys and to hang out.

When she said that she sometimes had a club soda and pretend that there was vodka in it I was like, oh wow like a That explains why so much so many of her drunk and antics seemed actually very fake to me Also speaks to her fake green general, but then it also made my heartbreak a little bit because She was not living in authentic Life and herself and I think it's like it was actually nice to hear that she's like, fuck it. I don't want to be hanging out with people as much. I don't want to drink as much. Like, and this is what I've chosen. So get over a bitch. Yeah. Well, it makes more sense when you say

because I just remember being like really like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, just don't drink. Who cares? Just say no. You know what I mean? Let's not see right now this shit. You know what, someone who cares? I don't drink, that's it. Get over it. So then Crystal, back to Erica and Crystal. Crystal's like, anyway, so I'm just really curious.

Like, do you miss your old life? Of course she does. Does she miss the guy tripping over his balls and yelling at her for nothing? Probably not. Does she miss the private plane she had to use of? Of course she does. Of course. So Erica's like, she'll there, Pops, I'll miss.

Well, it was Christmas time. And I remember the warmth of all the gold sitting under the trees that I got to put on after I wrapped it in big, bold Santa came down the stairs and left it for me and said, go to your room, Erica. Yeah, sure. I miss it. But at the end, Tom and I will fight

over everything. And I don't miss that And we see flashback to the dinner with LVP when Tom's like kind of flirting with LVP and Tom says you have a great look and Erica goes yeah great intellect and he's like excuse me Excuse me Erica. This is me talking not you talking Erica Excuse me, Erica. This is me talking, not you talking, Erica. Nothing was harmonious, but enough about my music studio. We had both descended into resentment for each other, and that is when your marriage is over.

So then, Crystal Astor, can you go back to how it used to be? And Erica's like, no, my life is forever changed, and I'll be forever changed because going through something like this really shifts inside. But I think I could start to have some fun and some normalcy. Now look at me, this is me having fun. Oh, this is, this is unpathetically right. Am I doing it right? Am I doing it? What if I put these tortillas on my head? Is that empathy? Look at me, I'm empathetic. Oh my god, look at me, I'm feeling empathy, I'm a full ahead.

That's guacamole, Eric. Oh no. Kelsa, I'm in trial, right? Let me just use this empathy right here to pay for the bill. That's your iPhone. And you're using empathy pay. No apple pay. Well,

well, you know what, I understand empathy, you might understand fun, but this is my feeling empathetic. Oh, and this is me feeling fun. Oh, let's see the difference.

Great talk. Glad we had this lunch. Grysels, like, would you ever go back to that? No, no, I would, I would never go back to a life of living in a giant mansion with all the money in the world, fun and a music wheel that really only exists in gay bars and some specific clubs. No, I would never go back. So that beautiful, beautiful last hour, never, never. So then back at Kyle and Doreet's lunch,

Doreet's like, A ton, yeah, this is not a good year for me in my marriage. I knew he said that you and Piquet had dinner with Mauricio last night and Mauricio had said that to him. And Kyle's like, you know, like a lot of it's just like, like it was harder, like what I was going through, like you know what I was going through, I just wanted more understanding from him, you know, so like I don't know

You know like also probably like he you know He loves to go drink and there's like a lot of business events where you know I'm supposed to go and be the wife and be supportive and like sometimes it's like I don't want to go this party like Marisol's in sales and a big part of that is putting yourself out there and being social, and I'm in a place in life where I just can't sign any more autographs. I mean, there's so many Halloween fans out there, just too much, and I just would rather be at home,

reading reviews about my performance than going to an event. You know, it's like people weren't even just happy buying a home from Marisol, they wanted to buy a home from the woman who broke her nose on a break that Michael threw at her. You know what it's like people weren't even just happy buying a home from Mauricio. They wanted to buy a home from the woman who broke her nose on a break, the Michael throughout her. You know what I mean? And it just gets hard.

It just gets hard. Yes, but if this is the direction that you want to go and and he's that like, do you ever worry about your future? How do you sustain a marriage? Have you ever had Berlin perform in your kitchen? So Kyle basically says that she's not really happy right now and she's working on herself and he's very focused on work. Now I get this, I think sales people going so hard and especially him like having to go to thing after thing. I mean they're opening a new place in a new city every night. I wouldn't like that either, honestly.

And honestly if she's having a major lifestyle change, like not drinking, I mean, she's probably confronting a lot of emotional issues in her life at the moment. And you know, if she wasn't feeling supported and then she has to go and like, it's probably it's hard for her. Honestly, I don't like this. I'm gonna try something else on.

This is too much liking Kyle. Okay, it's just too much. It's like, okay, we can like her, but then it doesn't have to be like, oh my, Kyle, and then, but also Kyle, I feel for her because it's too much, it's too much change too quickly. I'm not built like that. I'm a creature who just can't change this part. You can still just like her.

I do think though that what she's saying, I was like, oh, actually, that, like a few episodes ago, I was like, Kyle's being like really bratty? She's like, Mauricio, I wanna talk, come on, oh yeah, that's you. But this was, I was like, okay, well, I can see, I can see where she is struggling here. I believe it.

So she's like, you know, I just, I don't wanna wake up in a few years and be like, wow, what are we supposed to do now, you know, like we're growing apart. And then, uh, to read, it's like, oh, yes, to work. It's a struggle, Kyle. It's a struggle. It's a real struggle. Marriage is like watching PK trying to get into some vinegar and salt. You know what I'm saying? I don't actually. The cheap sky. The cheap.

So very confusing. So then now we're back at the glam squads because it's been two hours since they've had a glam. So it's time for more glam. So Garsell and Sutton are getting their glam on. It's not appealing. And then Garsell talks about how she had lunch with Oliver. And Garsell's like, Oliver was shown kissing Rukkel.

And then just basically Oliver's like, you know, it's just unfortunate because people are seeing me in a different light than what it really is. I'm pretty cool guy, I'm a good guy. Pretty chill. That's's ridiculous. Yeah, what kind of explanation is that?

It's like, yeah, it's just unfortunate. You know, God, people just see whatever they want to see. I think it might have to do with your ex posting all that stuff while it was airing. So I'm talking about that. I mean, I say, look, if you're gonna deny it, you need to deny everything. I don't just want a black and white scene of Oliver.

Like, the people just didn't get it. And Garth says, yeah, I love you. People just don't understand, do they? Okay, okay, that slept under the rug next. I know, right? So now, Eric and Chris Ol are in their squads, and they're getting dressed up to go to a country bar. And Eric is like, I haven't been to a country bar.

This is my great-grandmother died and we rode a bull all night long. Is that like she died? I know what happened first. What a way to say it. How many of the country moms since my grandmother died and we rode a bull all that? Is there a footage? Like, what a way to say it. How many of the country balls and some of the grandmothers died and were wrote about all that? What, is there footage? Like, what the hell happened?

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