Watch What Crappens - #2229 RHOBH Part Two: Buck Mild

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

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So crystals like I googled Asians wearing country camo clothes and what came up was like girls wearing leprechaun outfits. So, what am I supposed to wear to this thing? Yeah. Um, so, I mean, try to wear leprechaun things, see how it goes. So they just be funny. So they're all, they're all heading there and Kyle comes in. I just don't understand why it would be different. Like a country wouldn't you just wear it the same wouldn't everybody wear the same thing to a country western bar. I don't I don't know why wouldn't

you just do what to wear to a country western bar. I don't know why that baby is so hard. The internet is full of ridiculous answers to queries. What came up with that girl's wearing leopard cond out, but that's funny. So Kyle's, Kyle and Dorita are getting glam and Drew's like, oh, here she is looking, looking good, Miss Richards. First of all, I love that hat. That's my favorite. Have you ever gotten a cream pie to the face wearing that hat? I think it would work really well for you.

Are you interested in joining a pan-ton by any chance? Mm-hmm. So she's like, this is my cameo-sabi hat. Yeah, they shipped it to me. By the way, these are real diamonds. So, yeah. Okay, well Kyle, still Kyle. And also your outfits.

Okay, there. Now I feel better. So I don't like feel better So I don't like like little short sort leather shorts with black tits or something Yeah, I got like Kyle's outfits like at this like country Western night and also magic Mike night I don't like her. I didn't do not like the outfits. I'm gonna say it right now. They look sort of not cheap But kind of cheap, you know, Kyle's never really been a fashion, one of the most fashionable ones, right? I don't think so. I kind of, I feel like this is a fun time

to bring out a gaff term. My best suggested gaff term, gaff term. Okay, so Doree is like, whoa, shut the front door please. Now wonder I told you that this is my favorite sweet time in coil So Then there's more like everyone's like enjoying the way you know like oh my god look great. Oh my god I love this look. I love this look. I love this look

So now this are heading out to place called gillies And cos like oh my god, I get rid of my gum and then they they get to but first they go to a nice restaurant So they're all dressed up to go to Gilles. They're wearing like country western attire, but they're in a nice restaurant. So it is kind of funny and they're all like around this very small table with light in the middle. And then Kyle orders a mocktail and Garsell says, I'm surprised Garsell said this. He's okay.

How long is this going to go on? I was like, damn. I'm notcell said that she was okay. How long is this gonna go on? I was like, damn. I'm not gonna say that. And Dreads, I'm going to say the same fucking thing. And Kyle's like, yeah, everybody just wants me to like, drop and do the splits and like, I'll do a helicopter with my ponytail, but I'm just,

I'm fun, I'm fun no matter what. Literally no one asked for those things, by the way. Yeah. No one requested the helicopter with your ponytail and slits. So they get their food and Garcell's like, okay, well, don't hate me, but I have a game. Producers gave it to me right before I stepped in this restaurant and I'm obliged to do it. So everyone get ready, you're coming with guards. This is kind of sad they still have to rely on these games.

I mean, this is like how many seasons have you all been together now? Come on, you still have to rely on the card games. You've got to. I know it's sad. So then the first question at Crystal asks, and of course, it's not pointed at all. It's a very subtle show. So it's like, so, okay, this is a great question you guys. Is monogamy natural for humans?

Oh, wow, okay. Do you know wonder who that's aimed at? So Eric was like, look, we're all animals at the end of the day, we're all mammals. Right, females have always sought out whether you'd be a great provider, a great protector. Even a female lionist, look at them. They can go out, pick out young males,

they think are on their way, they have strong bloodlines, and fuck them. Mm, wait for that male lion think are on their way, they have strong bloodlines and fuck them. Wait for that male lion to dance on the stage, spread their legs, wait for him to eat a mate through their leather pants on their national hip, dear you. You try to get to me. To say, lioness, alright, that's, it's a post-San phybians, they're not very hony, reptiles, not hony, but mammals.

Yeah, males like the f***. To read some even female line, this is will seek out stronger young females. Erica, what are you talking about? You married the oldest lion of the pack. Good point, but she did seek the provider part. That's true. Get on your lines. Lines with those private planes, I get from crash and burn victims. So you did seek the provider part. That's true. Get out of the lines.

Lines with those private planes I get from crash and burn victims. Yeah, nature channel. Yeah. Have you ever thought I had a lion that could put you in roller skates and throw a pie in your face? That's my lion. I've got more of a Pillsbury do line. I love him all the same. I'm sorry, we're talking about the Lion King. I just want to remind everyone my husband did direct that.

Okay, thank you. My answer to this question, this is Crystal speaking. My answer to this monogamy question is, humminanana humminanana humminanana humminanana humminanana. It's just a loin-crying crystal. God, that makes me whole-of-my. I'm a na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na That's what you do when you're on the ABT board. So Kyle is like, well, I think they're like monogamy. It's like individual two, because I think that's like something that like I'll probably a lot of people deal with, like having to suppress or like whatever.

And that's what they say, you know, like it's difficult for some people to be monogamous. Like, I don't know, I just like heard about it, like heard it from a friend. Like that's all, like I don't know. Like, and Kyle, I think is taking every question so personally, she's kind of stumbling all over her self-incent episode, like, she does not know what to say to anything that's going on. And Grest says, like, okay, we'll all take it over.

Since that was a bodily response, response that made no sense. So I have a question for the married ladies, especially someone who's named Rhymes with file But not Kyle specifically could be anybody If you found out there was infidelity one time only is one time enough to let it go Would you stay and cause like um? Just like in the corners of her mouth over and over like I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I over and over like I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't want to answer that Kyle did answer this actually in her book that came out in 2012 Did you read these quotes that were going around on out in jail?

It's been no I didn't I this is One year after the Travis Kelsey tweets that were going around yesterday too. So this is a very fertile time for content of our current stars. Oh God, what was he saying? Oh, they were great. It was not offensive. It was actually like the first time in the history

of the internet that someone dug up old tweets and it made everyone like the person more. Really? He was like, there were full of these hilariously bad typos. He was like talking about squirrel, and he called the squirrel squirrely, and he was like, why is everyone staring at me but spelled it like stairs? They're pretty great.

I think he said some mean things in his tweets. Oh, well, I saw the nice ones. Oh, well, that'll make me sad. I don't want to say anything. I don't know what I saw in Reddit. Now I'm starting to Google what we're doing. This is already in my 19 hour recap. Okay, I'm going to stick to my Kyle thing.

Kyle, the shares are a relationship advice. I'm getting this from the Daily Mail from 2012, January 2012. This is not like this is current. It's just interesting in this conversation. So, the 42 year old mother of four gives the controversial relationship advice in her new book, Life is not a reality show, keeping it real with the real housewife who does it all.

So, good morning America host Robin Roberts confronted the socialite about her beliefs on US breakfast TV this morning. The presenter said she wanted to ask Kyle what she meant by saying, If you cheat on your spouse once, do not tell, you get a free pass. But the star was on apologetic. Kyle said, I know, like I was going to get some heat for that.

Like I've seen circumstances with people that I know that are in love with their spouse and then they made one mistake and I was like, you know Like this is somebody I know like nobody that anybody knows here. Listen if this is really one time mistake And you did not put this person in jeopardy like I personally feel like you should deal with it yourself You know and with God and just not go and say like honey look what I did because that would ruin their relationship in their life That's interesting right? Yeah in their relationship and their life. That's interesting, right? Yeah. Like not really. I thought it was interesting just in this, in context of this conversation,

because this question is specifically like, what would you do if they just cheated like once and Kyle gets all nervous about it? Right, exactly. Actually, I just looked at another passage from that book and Kyle says, I just gave a squirrely a piece of bread, and a straight smashed all of it. I had no idea the 8th bread like that. Ha ha, hashtag crazy. Oh, wait, no, sorry, that's Travis Kelsey. Wait, here's another thing from Kyle. She says, the capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual

from the tyranny of the present. Sorry, that was also Travis Kelsey, but also kind of, by the way, I have to say both Travis Kelsey tweets are relevant to the Kyle situation, you know, the capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the journey of the present. Sort of, just gave a squirrely a piece of bread and it straight smashed all of it. I had no idea they ate bread like that.

I don't know. Kind of applies the episode. Hahaha. Oh my God. This guy's so big and cute. He's so handsome. Yeah. Gonna go hard in the paint for him.

I'm getting hard in the paint for Travis Kales. Travis Kalesy. Kalesy. Where were we, O'Kyle talking about just acting like he was like, I love, do I? This is the last Kyle tweet. Happy Easter to all. Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point.

Oh God, there's so many ads on this page. God damn it. God damn it. You stupid internet ads. You're ruining my life here. I'm trying to read it. I'm trying to read it. You know what it does that when it loads an ad

and then you can't. Yeah, it's like the new pop up ad when it's like. Yeah, he said something like happy Easter everybody. Thanks to Jesus for taking one for the team. LOL. Okay, so we go back to the show. So yeah, you know, it's individual, because crystals like, you guys, okay, I'm sorry. So, Kyle's like, yeah, we've dealt with so many rumors for so many years, like who cheated? So much cheated.

And then we see a flashback to 2013 of Brandy being like, what about Mariso cheating, Kyle? And then LVP being like, oh yes, the gossip magazine saying Marie-Sue was with a younger woman, was it Porsche? Oh, British humor! And then Puerto Rico trip where all the magazine date, which just feels like a lifetime ago, all that stuff, and young Ken Todd. So then he's like, um, do I look like the kind of person that'll just be like, um, just don't let me find out about it. I mean, no, I don't think so. Okay. Well listen, we're not all the people we were in 2012, but in 2012 you were. So,

Eric was like, well, what do you think? I'll say, how do you feel about it? And Garcels was like, well, I was in love with a man. And then I found out he was cheating on me for five years with some slut in Chicago. And so what I did was I went to his emails and I told everybody in his emails that he was a cheater. He got very mad that day. I was like, those are just a rehash.

What are you asking questions in this game that's just gonna have you rehashed if you've already told us five years ago? Yeah, we don't need this. So do we? Because Garth killed a fresh enough per personal life information. Exactly.

I need more interesting stuff I haven't heard before. I think she's sort of like, she's reached the end. So Doreeds like, she's like, I would go Lorraine and Bob, but notita PK and then I would make him really pay. So that was a nice call back to like Lorraine Obabita from 30 years ago. And then basically, then a steak, this like very small steak, by the way, this is a thin steak, this was like half an inch tall, and they come and they light it on

fire on the table as if this is gourmet. I'm like, I feel like if you're gonna light a steak on fire, it should at least be like an inch thick. Like this is where I got really mad. I was excited to have a hot. It was a very thin tomahawk. It should have been thick. It should have been like, it should have been like this big and it was like this big.

They got, that was highway robbery right there with that tomahawk. Well, the weirdest part was them when to re-pict it up with their fork and then moved it to her fingers. I was like, really? Three just starts pulling it apart with her nails. Interesting.

So she's like, he's been in sage coil. I mean, isn't that orny? And cause like, oh my god. Okay, just what's the next card? What's the next card? Well, at what point does money stop making people hearpia? And if you reach that point, now listen, I know a handful of billionaires. I would never want to trade places with billionaires.

I know Jeff Pesos, and he is a billionaire. Jeff Pesos. Jeff Pesos and he is a billionaire. Jeff Pesos. Who is the one who was like, I know billionaires, but is that Diana Jenkins? Someone was more recent. That was just a few weeks ago on something. I wasn't there someone who was bright,

like I know billionaires. All right, there's too much in my head right now. So anyway, then they're talking about like, oh, money and Erica's like, well, I'll tell you the moment that it stops making me happier is when the lights are on in Georgia. And the moment that everything's taken care of, you mean you don't feel the next bill.

I mean, God, the last bill I dated was terrible. I just don't know what the next one's gonna be like. So the last couple of years I went from having a lot to nothing and I'm a sh- I'm not ashamed of Downsized into a one million dollar home, but it doesn't make me nervous What if I have to downsize to a $750,000 home? You know it's crazy living in a two million dollar home. It's just the saddest I've ever been in my life Just a wonder will theade stay on now hold on I've got to take this Tomahawk bone to the five glam people that I flew to Las Vegas to do my hair

Excuse me. I'm just gonna wrap up this Tomahawk and my bindle and attach it to my stick and Make my way back to my glam squad Oh, Erica. So yeah, I love the girl shop of the day and been able to be like, Oh, wow, I love this purse. Like the old days. What are you talking about? The old days we saw you go per shopping and all you could buy was that little tiny change purse. And don't think I'll ever forget that either because you can get permission, Tom, from Tom to buy a bigger one. So let's stop acting like you were getting to go through like it was super market sweep.

Right, and it's a store. But I just, I can't feel bad for Eric on this one, sorry. I am enjoying Eric a little bit more, but she can't be complaining about how poor she is while Mikey is still following her, you know, with clouds of ones, you know, floating around his head. Yeah, because she does the whole thing about how, you know, with clouds of ones, you know, floating around his head. Yeah, because she does the whole thing about how, you know, like, you know, like the bills coming in and she's like, you know, living with Tom, everything was comfortable. She didn't have to pay for

anything, but now like, she's not, like, she's not traveling and she's like wishing she could be out on vacation, but she's just trying to rebuild her life and it's scary because as much money comes in, as much money goes out, I'm like, yes, and then sitting on your sofa right now, waiting to put you into your next look. Mm-hmm. So Erica's like, I can say, hey, I got out of a fucked up marriage,

and yeah, you know, buddy, whatever, fuck the buddy. God, I actually would fuck buddy if I could, I fucked buddy before. It's not as bad as you would think. I would suggest rapping and seren rapping, but that's not the end all there. When you start talking about your freedom, things like that, it's a much different situation. Much different, much different situations. We're talking about freedom right now, freedom from electric bills.

And gross girls like, wow, wow, Erica, wow. Erica, that is the first time we've ever heard you say something like that. Yeah, well, I've had to be under the fences for so long. That's right. You thought I was bearing my soul. I was just using this to make you guys all feel bad because I was attacked by so many things with all of that being said said it was ugly. A lot of people think almost kind of wanted it to be true and now that there's more time I get to regain a sense of who I really am and not what was said and I almost don't want to think about it too much because if I get to think about it too much it could come over well and sort

of like a snowstorm and passadena just sort of big white out of emotions and you get down the rabbit hole that I live in currently I actually live in a rabbit hole right now. I had to downsize incredibly Yeah, I perform shows for the cast of Watership Down. They said they don't like it. They don't like ladies Spend their legs in their little rabbit wall. I said gotta peel the bills pay the bills. I don't take care of it Says payment though. What was I talking about? Pay the bills, I don't take care of this payment though. What was I talking about? Spikin' a rabbit holes. You know rabbits, mammals.

Bambles with holes. And the robbers looking for a big line for the, okay Erica, okay we've gone too far with that one. All right, that's into my monologue. So thankfully, I'd like to welcome the cast of Michael Jackson's Cirque du Soleil Show. All right, which one of you is gonna eat me out throughil show. All right, which one of you is going to eat me out through my pants? All right. With money.

With Michael, with version of Michael's going to do it. It is kind of funny because Erica is like attempting to like bear her soul. And then it's like Michael Jackson impersonator just walks up to the table dancing with a cake. But she's also bearing her soul in this way. It's like, remember all that stuff I went through and when I was being sued in this night? She keeps talking about it like it's over and it's not over. Like one of the lawsuits, there's still lots to go, but they're kind of going with her this season.

I'm like, okay, we've talked about that enough. Yeah. Let's just pretend Erica's out of the woods or whatever. Also, what's funny about this is that last year it was a thing when Kathy Hilton wanted to do the conga line through that place and ask Ben to Michael Jackson music. And then Crystal said, isn't that a little problematic? Like we're not supposed to be asking for Michael Jackson music. And then people were like, how dare, what is going on?

Then there was a whole conversation online about what's problematic and why we can't listen to Michael Jackson anymore And so on Crystal's birthday they bring in the entire cast of Michael Jackson impersonators to wish her happy birthday That is very funny That is very very funny It's time for a crap and it's come today hip-hop dominates pop culture It's time for a crapence comment. Today, hip-hop dominates pop culture, but it wasn't always like that. And to tell the story of how that changed, I want to take you back to a very special year

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Yes, and you brought me to Shoday Life Size Hardware Cutout. This is Class of 88, the story of a year that changed hip hop. Listen to Class of 88 wherever you get your podcast. You can binge the entire series right now on the Amazon Music app or audible. I shall. So now they go over to Gilles, which is like a place with a mechanical bullet country western bar. And they're like walking in and they're looking around and garstose like, well, the music, the atmosphere, the people, the lightness, we are not in Beverly Hills right now. So then they're all ordering stuff.

So there's the mechanical bull operator. She's like one of these mechanical bull operators that does a little show when no one's on the bull. He's like, well, gotta keep people entertained. So he hops up on the bull and like surfs on and everything. And I just got like, oh my god, the fucking gondola guy again. Is there anything you can't do? He starts through Michael Jackson. It's like he pulls off a mask.

Wait a second, Michael Jackson was the gondolaer. That feels also kind of racist. He's like, I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. It's that's right. I did it. So now we have another five minute scene of them ordering drinks and then they each talk about how scared of they are at the bowl, you know, yeah, and Carles like oh my god, that is insane. He's going first right now and suddenly I'm nervous I'm nervous about the bowl. I'm nervous about it. I'm nervous about the bowl

No abort mission abort mission abort bowl mission and so Gar cells like oh He can man handle me anytime So Kyle goes first and she like tells this guy, his name is Robert. Like, oh my god, just like please like be like, go easy on me so like I like don't look bad in front of the girls, you know, like make me look good. He's like, look at you.

Do you think I can make you look bad if I tried? Uh huh, uh huh. I mean if that didn't send her to Morgan Wade right in that moment, I don't know what else. Shit, that made me wanna bang Morgan Wade. Personally, I'm like, I'm a lesbian, that also. So, since I'm just watching those girls, their chests are really bouncing around.

I'm looking to my group of girls and God knows we don't need any of those in plans flying around. I did not appreciate this experience here because Kyle gets on and then Robert, okay, he made her look good, but he was like too easy on her because it's a well-known fact that mechanical operators are always nicer women

than they are to men because if a man gets on there, they let them go for three seconds and they put it on high speed and the person goes flying through the window and they're the side of because the man gets on there, they let them go for three seconds, and they put it on high speed, and the person goes flying through the window, and the side of the restaurant, you know, but they always make the, they always for the latest, they always like do it like lightly.

So I, you know, I understand the politics of bull riding, and that's the way it goes, but this was too light. I mean, thrash around a little bit, like, you know, the fun of the bull ride is like, when you eventually get tossed off the thing,

it was just basically on like one of those stupid things, you're, you put a quarter in and you put your kid on it outside the supermarket and the bounces for like, you know, 30 seconds. Yeah. Those were terrifying to me as a kid. Those little horsey things outside the store. I used to wear them, but I was like, I don't like that. Those are also basically like child abduction tools, I think, because a mom's just, they're like, you know, what we should do?

We should put something right in front of the store in the parking lot where parents abandon their children to go inside and then the children are surrounded by strangers parking. I cool. Who does that? In the parents, where are the children? In their kids there? My mom would.

I mean, she'd be like, okay, have fun. Here's a couple of nickels or a couple of quarters of whatever coming when you're done. And we just ride that stupid horse and then go inside when we're done. First of all, my mom would like never let me do those. My mom was like, no, and my mom was like anything that's even considered a sport. Please try it. Please just at least try it. You know what's a sad time in life when you get too big to be able to ride on the top shelf of the grocery cart. Because those, those few years when you can sit on that thing with your legs through those holes,

that's a great time. I mean, you're still in my goal weight. I look at those little holes through the grocery cart every time I'm shopping and I think, one day, one day. And you try to recapture the glory by trying to get into the main cart when you're bigger But you're not really allowed to do that so you don't really get to do it very often at or at all and it's just not the same Like walking around. It's just doesn't compare. It's just gliding around your sweet sweet So stop thinking about the past now we have jazzy's Travis Kelsey's like just got a sweet ride from mom at the grocery store.

Grabbed a can for her. So yeah, so they're doing this bull riding thing. I think these are horrible. I get, I've thrown up my back like picking up a remote control off the ground, so I would never do this. I think this is horrifying. And when Sutton gets up there, I'm scared. I'm like, she's just she just seems so fragile Sutton. Well, she becomes like a she'd be she'd definitely become like an older

lady from the 20s and the deep South. She's like, I pecan't to me. I might get the very Pacifico too fast on the boat. I'm like a son just get on the thing and go around a few times. Now we're we're gonna go slow right now. I'm like a son just get on the thing and go around a few times. Now we're real gonna go slow right now. Right I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I want to be real nice. Okay. And so he's like, ah, he, ah, he, riding skills. My wonder, she's not getting a second date.

Oh yeah. I think it's backwards. That was backwards. If her dick riding skills are like her bull riding skills, no wonder she's not getting a second date, right? You know what? I don't think they paid my rights. You're right.

The composition was wrong, but I actually let out a pretty big laugh on that one. I felt like that was, maybe that's why I started to turn with Eric. I was like, okay, she made me laugh. No, she didn't. I was like, wow, maybe they stopped paying Mikey for this section.

Bring Mikey back. It was beshared. So, so now there's like cheers. Okay, so then it's the next morning. Okay, so this is a very rony thing that happens. Classic rony thing, which is that chaos, and we're just from Elevator doors opening, and then like a meltdown.

So I was very happy for what happened. So they all are leaving this Resorts world, owned by the Hilton Group. And Eric, they go to the Elevator Bank, they're probably excited because they thought they were going to the bank. And then the elevator bank, they're probably excited because they thought they were going to the bank. And then the doors open and inside the elevator are Mikey and his boyfriend Davis who you may remember

is a cast member of Magic Mike. Wow, what a coincidence. It's nice and amazing. And it's huge hotel with probably 10 elevators. It just happens to be that Mikey and the sky are coming down. It's just the right time. That is nuts. So the door opens.

I don't think it's like the most nuts thing in the world because they're all saying the same hotel. So like, there's a chance that that would happen. But I don't think you could plan that. Erica's best friend. Yeah. I don't think so. They plan it.

They plan that shit 100%. So Erica's like, oh, Yeah, I don't think so. They planned that, said 100%. So, Erica's like, oh, son, looking, he's your chance to apologize to my friend. You said it was over the top and the show is shitty. And she's like, hey, I did not say that. I did not say that, do not put words in my math. Erica, now that show is shitty at all.

I said the dancers are amazing. It was just the one spread equal. I'm just a lady. I'm just an American Ball Life Foundation theater. You get that? You get that? So then Davis. Davis, instead of being like, oh, don't worry about it,

we're just happy you came. You guys, well, maybe you guys come again and next time see the whole show. I was like, fuck off. Who does that? Who gets to yell at the audience after their show? I mean, besides me. Just kidding audience. I would never. So, um, who does that? I don't think that's nice. I was like,

sir, so I was like, I mean, I would love to do it really. I'm, I know I missed the good parts. I mean, I know you didn't miss the good parts because your face was in them, but I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. So, wow, so you guys planned to see just so, one of the magic might cast, but listen, here's why I think it's the most offensive. That cast is supposed to make women feel good, okay? Not feel shitty for having a weird reaction to you eating somebody out on stage, okay?

You don't get to be offended. You're still supposed to give good service. That's how I feel about it. I just think it was, it was like, I mean, it was Erica doing that. It was actually pretty obnoxious for Erica to do that, but it reminded me very much of like something that Luan would do to Ramona. So it was kind of funny to me. Like, I have to admit, like, that is something. And you know, on Roanie, like, actually not only Lwain, Durinda, they all would have done it to Ramona, right? So I kind of was chuckling at like the brazenness of it all.

I just thought that Davis's reaction was like a little, that just felt like a bit much. Like, dude, just, like, just be chill. Don't be, be cool, don't be uncool. So the elevator doors closed. Sudden is also a bit, was ridiculous through that whole thing if you ask me. So Sudden is like,

Erica, really? She just put words in my mouth. I never said the show was shitty. I just said it was a fancid and tacky and disgusting. I've been into my position as a board member of American Ballet Foundation which oversees American Ballet Theater.

That's all I said, Erica. I didn't say it was shitty at all. She was just all going to hell. Have fun, Erica. And Erica goes, well, then matter didn't say it was shitty at all. You're just all going to him I Have fun and Erica goes well, that matter if you said it was shitty I mean you just said that she said it was shitty. So yeah, I mean, I guess it does matter like weird Well weird thing to say and she goes well, yeah, well don't say that thing don't lie She's why didn't I you didn't like it and Erica's like well listen the length thing is still in effect Not fighting with these women over land

But God gave me the God gave me the permission to confront and say something. Yes, God shine to power me that day He opened the doors and there he was. You just can't time that he said, you know what Erica after the last two years of Sutton treating you so shitty. Here's your moment. And I said thanks God of Satan treating you so shinny, here's your moment." And I said, thanks God. I'm taking it. You know what? I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

Why not just say, sorry, my behavior came from God. God made me do this. I'm not just surprised we have not had more real housewives who just blame everything they do on God. They say, sorry, I was told by God, I should say this to you. It's not my fault. It was just a divine mission. So now they go to the van and Sutton's really upset. I'm just like, that was shitting. That was really shitting.

Garc says, Oh God, I mean, the fact that the elevator door open and they were in the elevator, I can't. Well, I've got to say to Eric, okay, close the doors, close the door, Erica, I've got to say Erica to purposefully embarrass me. That was kind of me, Erica. That was kind of me. Erica, that was kind of me. Well, here's what I, okay, okay, we will have in a great time, and then I heard you weren't having a great time, magic mic, and son goes, well just because I didn't want to say

that doesn't affect everyone. Yeah, but you made it a big deal. Well, it turned into a big deal, Some more people came out of the theater. It only, listen, it only became a big deal because of how people reacted to my reaction. So, if you don't like people reacting to my reaction, maybe people send reaction to my reaction. So, okay, maybe that's it. Yeah, but do you want to take it to the point where you're getting heated in the lobby and you got, you know, you got heated and all that stuff? And so I was like, I got heated, I got heated, but we've seen you get heated and lose it so many times in your occur.

And she's entering it's like, yes, but, but if you could do it again, sort of like, if perhaps PK could do our NFS3 again, which I would appreciate, would you have gone back inside just so that guy said and Kyle would have gone back or so we could all been there. Would you have done that? Why aren't you trying to pull apart a piece of baloney with your fingernails? Why you talk to me? Just answer the question. If you could go back, would you do it again? And Garce says like no, listen, it doesn't even matter. Now, why can't I sit in the lobby and tell a calm down? Why could not do that? And Kyle is like, listen, it doesn't even matter. No, why can't I sit in the lobby and tell a calm down? Why couldn't I do that?

And Garce was like, well, we were gonna leave you because you seemed unhinged. So. Don't, don't, don't. This is so Kyle, to follow a sudden out and be like, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy. Yeah, I was just trying to help you. Yeah, and Garce was like, well, you were were in like in the moment, you were like acting crazy

and like it was a very over the top reaction. You were. I'm not, you know what? I'm not going to talk about this ad nauseam. I'm not going to do that. Why do you feel cold and hot? How do you feel cold and like a lion getting ready to fuck somebody for their money? Oh, with y'all, with y'all me being cornered by y'all again

Y'all can corner me and you've all been doing it for months so I'm used to it I am used to it when I show up on that board meetings for American Ballet Foundation And they're like, where do you want to sit? I said, I'll sit right there in the corner Cause that's where I belong, cornered to my friends, that's all that put me in Every time Sun's confronted with anything, she just freaks out. Like, oh, I'm crying now. Look with you mad at me. Ah, me being cornered. By you, never. Here we go again.

Cornering Sutton. Oh God, I'm sad that my little shop is in the middle of the block because really I belong I really am destined to have a corner star It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. Oh yeah, that's great place you see him like this. This is you see him like this. And he's like, but do you really mean it, Sotin?

Because yes, I mean that. I just don't know how badly y'all don't know how I feel. I'm badly, I feel over there. I do. I genuinely do. No, you feel bad. That's what I'm seeing. I genuinely just, that's what I just said. Of course, I was like, well, my problem is I was you'd gone after. It's always me who has to go after. Why doesn't anybody else do it? I miss some good dick going after Sutan.

I'm the only single one here after Erica. And Sutan beats like, look me too, I wanted to. I should have gone after her, but unfortunately, the strippers were arguing over who got to take me on to the stage. So, that's a bit busy. I love that this turned into not like Sutan.

It's okay, it's like, oh God. Now, why was I the one who had to deal with Sutton when she was acting like an asshole? You're right. I should have told her. You're acting like an asshole. But she was like, she's like, you know, I would have, you know, I would just reflect for you to have said to her, you know, you're overreacting, you know? Because I was like, well, I wish, she was like, well, I wish you had been the outsider because I always, I feel like I always do say that to her and to read it's like, but I would have said, just one truth said Sutton, you have a reactant, and let's go finish. It's just not nice.

Well, you don't know what I said to her. You were out there. Okay, I said all those things. I didn't ask her to come back because she was 10. She was, like, she was at 10. Sorry. Cause she was 10 years old. She was at a 10. Okay, I couldn't ask her to come back.

Yes, but could she have taken her from a 10 to a two? How, how are you telling her to calm the sudden down? The sudden having a fit right next to you right now, you calm her down. Yeah, because I'm not a therapist. I'm her friend. Trykas, please please. I'm not trying to have a screening match But you know that is so dirty to be like, why are you screaming at me? I've never I Know say oh, I'm not I'm not either. I just want actually not attacking you guys guys, please gee guys guys guys bully bully bully well I'm not gonna apologize for this again I'm really sorry for getting me or enhanced or whatever okay I'm sorry I felt uncomfortable I'm

done with this conversation I'm done with it okay's fun, then. Ericka, do you feel good? Yeah, I'm fine. I feel great. Oh, very smart. Do you see that thing that happened in the old readers? Oh, we're still talking about it. I mean, Doree. Listen, I feel like you finished. You said everything you wanted to say. So, I'm trying to eat the conversation. And so we can go on to read honestly. You know the word I love, zippet. Sometimes silence is cold, just zippet. But then you should go case soon. Do you remember yesterday when second got upset is the magic mic show that's an internationally renowned Olivier Wardweetingutten any comments on that? Zippet Dury, ok.

Silence is golden silence, yes, yes. Silence, just like the strippers when we said now take suddenly upon stage. Silence is gold, so I put silence in my purse, and I turned around to get some lays off a shelf, and when I turned back, the golden silence was going from my per-state farm. Unfortunately, PK tries to put silence on his hot dogs, I say, no, that's golden's mustard you home in Beverly Hills. Kyle is going for a run. Her dogs almost escape again. I'm really rooting for those dogs.

I think it do. It's those undisciplined, but I say miserable dogs, not that they're bad dogs, that they are miserable in that pink neon foyer. They just want to be out in the streets. They just want to get free. They just want color therapy. They're like, please get us away from these print slides. So Erica is hitting a bunch of punching bag. Seton's drinking a gray hand with a ruby red ocean spray. This is so funny.

So Sutton is at home drinking alone, and I just love that this is her entire scene. They're like, let's just get a shot of Sut and drinking alone because this whole season seems to be going towards Sutton's in alcoholic because they had the whole, well, I don't have, I don't have a bottle of vodka in my purse or whatever they said. With that, Erica said that, she's like, I do not have a bottle of vodka in my purse. And now they're showing Sutton drinking alone and then we get an unhinged set and seen a little later. So I'm liking this Yeah, someone called us on for having a bottle of vodka at Bravo Con, right? Is that what it happened?

I don't know someone. No, I think it was in a Yeah, I think it was on the show someone to say something whatever she walks around It's a bottle of vodka and her purse. So now we have a flashback to sudden. Oh yeah, so now, sorry, Erica and Garsell get together to have a meal. And so here's another odd pairing. Whoever asked for a scene with Erica

and Garsell going to lunch. Yes. And Erica's talking about like, how so how about Kyle and Doreen having to sleep in the same bed? I don't do well. They're just's talking about like how so how about Kyle and to read have to sleep in the same bed I'm to well, they're just like talking about Vegas and they're and they arranged the arrangements etc the sleeping arrangements just like small talk and Basically, they're talking about like how how to read just goes on and on like she just like prattles on late at night and Erica says Yeah, I know I just sort of zone out and then I come back when she starts talking.

Yeah. And she's like, well, I've learned to speak to her. And Erica's like, it becomes this, you know, I don't know. They're just talking about what in that case, what in that case that name is. So Garce says, well, you know, my biggest problem with her the other day is like, I shared my feelings and she became defensive about it. And wait, who are they talking about? Doreet.

They're talking about Doreet. So you're talking about Doreet. How you just can't have a conversation with Doreet because every time Garsel tries to have a conversation with, and this is me saying this, not in Garsel, but every time she tries to talk to Doreet, Doreet's like, why are you yelling at me? I don't understand why you're yelling.

You know, it seems to always go that way with Duret. Yeah, so Erica's like, well, you know, you know, I think that like you and Duret are gonna come around because like, I think you guys both want to. You guys will connect eventually. And Garst, I was like, well, listen, if you and I can sit across from each other

without a window of glass between us, you know what I'm saying? Anything is possible. So I was like, yeah, Eric anything is possible. So Garsell just sort of like Reflex on How shocking this is to be at lunch with Erica and like but like Erica's more open and less guarded and this is like a new Erica So then Garsell Garsell says, so however you after Vegas, I, by the way, I have a little, of a little bone to pick in Vegas. You wanna hear some bone picking?

I'm ready to pick some bones. Well, they're talking about how annoying Sutton was at this magic mic show in America. It's like, you know, shit, that okay. Like you just, you don't have to drag everybody into it. It's kind of like hijacking the bubble, you know, instead of everybody's having a good time, now we're worried about Sutton.

And she's like, that's exactly what happened. And I don't know why I have to defend Sutton all the time. Maybe it's time to Sutton fights her own battles. Don't tell yourself born to pick with Erica then. She's, there wasn't really one. She said, I thought you were gonna go after Erica. I didn't know she meant like you were gonna follow her out, but I think she said, I thought you were going to go after Erica. I didn't know if she meant like you were going to follow her out, but I think she meant like I thought you were going to go after her for that, but then you didn't go after her,

but then you kind of went after her later with the elevator thing. That's right. That's why that was a bone to pick. Oh, I think that because I think that maybe it was like you acted like you didn't have an issue, but then you did after all. That's right, I forgot. So now the final scene of the episode, which is such a good one. So Kyle goes over to Son's house

and Avi makes tea for them. Obviously great, I love Avi. Like he's great addition to the season. So you know, Kyle's asked Son how she's feeling after Vegas and she's like, well, it wasn't one of my favorite departures. I always see like a flashback till like a date earlier or be like,

I'm called, fine, you wanna call, I'm used to being called. That's fine, I'm fine. Science is golden, zip it, zip it, I am sorry. I'm deeply sorry for what I said to the dancers, fine, are you happy? Are you happy? So, so Erica specifically intentionally embarrassed me. Cute elevator doors.

Oh, saddened. She's doing this crazy impersonation of Erica. She's nice. Your child. You can apologize to them. I think my people.

And she's crazy. So do you think she's wasted at this point, Sutton? Because I feel like they were. Yes. The answer is yes. They were showing certain drinking alone and now it's completely bonkers. Yeah. So so cause like, okay, well, let me just hang on. I'm not done yet. She says, whoa, whoa, she's what are you to read? I'm just, excuse me. I'm not done with what I'm saying. I'm just like, okay, well, let me know when you're done

because I would like to talk then. She goes, okay, well don't talk to me like that, Kyle. Do not. Don't talk to me like that, Kyle. I'm like, okay. So, Sun is mad because three weeks earlier, the Sun and Kyle made a promise to have each other's back. And, you know, like, they basically both pledged earlier, the Sutton and Kyle made a promise to have each other's back.

And, you know, like, they basically both pledged like they'll have each other's back and just be better friends to each other moving forward. So then Sun says, I had a revelation after my trip to Vegas. She's not my true friend and she never had my back and she's never going to have my back. Well, it's about time. It's about time you realize that, because that is completely true.

And so now's the part where, now here's the funny thing about this scene. It's normally Kyle trying to make somebody crazy until they go crazy and then she's like, you're crazy, right? Like I guess it's like Kyle lighting. Whatever you would call it. Kyle lighting. But in this case,

she's trying to make someone crazy, but the person is already crazy. Yeah. So I don't know if you can gaslight an actual bonfire. You know what I mean? I'm not sure, but it's really funny. So I was like, um, are you okay, Sutton? Just, I'm very okay.

Now you, you defend your friend, Kyle. Defend your friend. I mean, even Rob's. Defend your friend, Kyle. And Kyle's like, listen, we're Sutton. No, defend your friend, Kyle. And Kyle's like, listen me, son. No, defend your friend, Kyle. Defend your friend. Don't talk like that, son.

Defend your friend, Kyle. You are my friend. Why do you think I'm sitting here right now? Do I come over to scold my non-friends? No, I only do it to my friends. That's why I'm here. So just, I just want you to see. Just so you can see another perspective, a correct perspective,

a perspective of someone who is allegedly your friend. That's all, it doesn't mean I'm not your friend, just because I like to make you feel bad all the time. Well, sometimes you come in when you haven't even heard the whole story call, I'm actually very offended. When you say that, like, okay, I saw my friend in distress upset,. I'm actually very offended when you say that. Like, okay, I saw my friend in distress upset, I go over there and then you say,

you insert yourself by the way, fuck you. That's fucking rude, okay, son? And you have a habit of losing your shit in ridiculous circumstances to satin. Like, whoa, I mean, Kyle's not wrong, by the way. Why is she so pissed? Why is she going crazy? Well, that was, Kyle's not wrong, by the way. Why is she so pissed? Why is she going crazy? Well, that was, well, because Sutton was right.

That's why, because Kyle says, like, oh, I saw her friend in distress and I came to help. Yeah. The way that Kyle walked over to Sutton, she came over with like, oh my God, what are you, what's going on with you now? Oh my God, she's like going in there to get the information and she's not coming in for like, oh my God, are you okay? in there to get the information and she's not coming in for like,

oh my God, are you okay? You look really upset. That is not her vibe. So when Kyle says, you have a habit of losing your shit in ridiculous circumstances, son goes, name him. Name him. Well, what you did, what you did was,

what you did, name him. Name him. Well, be quiet and I'm gonna say it, what they, I'm trying to name him. I'm trying to name I'm trying to tell you Let me talk Jesus I don't know I don't even know I don't even okay. Are you actually okay right now? Are you okay? Are you okay? Wow, are you like?

Are you okay? Naiman. Wow, is this like, are you like in the media? Are you feeling, I paid him to come in here and just sing Naiman because you don't seem to want to hear. Okay, God, Leboy, you can leave now. Naiman. Naiman. Just kind of like a loser shit and then there's like a long pause.

That sound goes, Naaman. And Kyle goes, stop doing that. You're being incredibly, incredibly rude, Sutton. And Sutton's like, how am I being rude? She says, well, if you don't see that, I don't see that.

I don't understand the word rude. Uh, well, you want me to get a dictionary? I'm asking you a ton of hate of the hymn. Let me quiet. I will then be quiet. My well, like you didn't you didn't have a gift at least to bring this house and you had to say you're ugly leather pants. You lost your shit there. Which God damn that clip is so funny every time.

The clips that they then, like Kyle, like it was funny cause Kyle was like ready. Like she, it wasn't even hard for her. She's like, there was what you forgot, what you didn't have a gift, then you lost her shit like Tahoe and then this. And then they show the clips in succession and you're like, oh God,

this woman has given us so much joy with her rubbing her face and stuff. And I love that after that whole name, I'm thinking Kyle literally could. She's like, okay, here's 30 examples, you know? I know. She really, like, that was a bad bluff. I really wish that they had used the original one, which was Sutton's lit, the mass, go, let the mass go, just let it go.

When she went to the Rina Daughter's event, and she had brought Joey Maloo for whatever the makeup guy and Sutton had a fucking fit. That was her first fit ever on TV, and I will never forget that. Yeah. Go. Yeah, that one should have been in that montage, but it was just so good. So then Kyle's like, um, so are you upset that they didn't ask you to go up there with them? Is that what this is about?

And so I was, uh, this, that has nothing to do with it. I was very happy to wear a pants set and I, and as it happened, I personally enjoy paying for luxury meals and singles. So I was happy I had that stack. I had nothing to do with not being called up on stage. This so then that's the most recent example, right? So then we're back and we're back to the kitchen. And Kyle's like, you did not seem okay in Vegas.

You do not seem okay right now, quite frankly. So this was great. I love that. So now I guess certain Kyle are officially enemies. Which I love that for now. I love that for us. I love that for us. I love that for us too, because we've been waiting for someone

to truly go against Kyle. And I feel like Sutton's a really good one to do it. Like she's like, I've had Rina there to like be Kyle's, Kyle's always had somebody there to like take the heat and fight with somebody for Kyle. And now that Rina's gone, nobody else is gonna do it apparently. They're like, how fun. How fun somebody for Kyle. And now that Rin has gone, nobody else is gonna do it apparently.

They're like, how fun. How fun going for Kyle. Exactly. I think they all felt like really burned by the Fox Force 5 thing, like really plummeted their popularity, I think, of that group. So I think they don't wanna like, I think they wanna distance it.

And so, yeah, Kyle's on her own, and now Sutton's gonna go after her. Ah to distance it. And so, yeah, Kyle's on her own. And now, Sutton's gonna go after her. Ah, love it. Well, sure feels good to me, everybody. Feels good to me too. So this was like a pretty fun episode I thought. Yeah, oh my God. I think it's a good season so far, surprisingly.

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