Watch What Crappens - #2231 RHOM: I’ll Never Like Teeellll Like

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Larsa takes about five minutes to betray Guerdy’s confidence on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and the girls gather to welcome Marcus Jordan back home after a five day trip so that Lisa has a place to monologue about what a monster Lenny is. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at Privacy Policy at and California Privacy Notice at

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Starting point is 00:01:41 Hello, bin! Hi, how are you? Babe, so good. You know, Bravo's really just handing us housewives buffet. I mean, it's a real housewives of Beverly Hills and real housewives of Miami in one evening. I am thrilledingly exhausted. I laughed my fucking face off last night.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I know, my god, like you're putting, this is, it's so good. And, you know, Miami getting this like prime spot after Beverly Hills. I'm so happy for the show. The show is so good. It's still so good. I'm just, I'm loving it.
Starting point is 00:02:18 You got me too. So we did a two-parter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Go check that out. We've got so much coming up in the feed lately that we don't want you to get lost. Okay, and go back. Look at this show and look at all the episodes, because there's a lot. Next week, we are going to recover. We don't have to recover anything. Nothing has been lost.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Oh, no, I need to recover. I need to recover. All these shows. We're not taking a break. Bra no, I need to recover. I need to recover from all these shows. We're not taking a break. Bravo's not taking a break. Well, we're still kind of the same, let's be honest. So we're doing, we are covering is what I meant to say, the Mary to MetaSide mode.
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah. Well, there will be pie. Yeah, and Turkey. But either way, we're gonna be doing Mary to MetaSide next week, below deck, medicine next week, below deck med next week, Potomac, and Salt Lake City. But as much as we love this hearty, hearty househouse buffet on Wednesday nights of Miami and Beverly Hills, we're not gonna be recapping them next week because we want to
Starting point is 00:03:23 enjoy Thanksgiving. We don't want to be podcasting on Thanksgiving. So unfortunately, we have to make a tough choice. You know, part of Thanksgiving is giving thanks for the food you don't eat. You know, you just say, look, we have such a abundance of food. We can't eat it all. So unfortunately Beverly Hills on Miami next week are gonna be like the listen, here's how I like to think of it. It's Thanksgiving and we're gonna pardon some turkeys and it's gonna be these two housewives shows, okay? You are pardoned for a week. People. Yes, so if you feel the impulse to detect, to DM us or to tweet us and say,
Starting point is 00:04:00 are you guys not recapping those shows this week? The answer ahead of time. That is correct. It's not. Okay, it's not happening. So let's do it. So I wasn't going to do go through all that. I was just going to say what we are going to do. The point is, it's a schmorgasbord of stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:14 It's a cornucopia if you will. All right. You were coming from a place of abundance and joy and I was coming from a place of influence. Here's what we're not doing. If you're the excuse, you're just fuzzing in not going to happen. This is the Thanksgiving reckoning. Here's what we're not doing. If you're the next week, he's f**king in. He's not gonna happen. This is the Thanksgiving reckoning.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Here's what we're not doing, okay? He's not doing. Okay, all right. God, okay. Didn't say, yeah. Okay. Mokating, fam, geez, mom. So, let's go to Real Housewives of Miami.
Starting point is 00:04:45 This episode is called Loose Lips. And it's referring to Larza, okay. Larza's. Good on Larza. Larza, Larza, Larza, Larza. I mean, I saw Larza was trending earlier this week on Twitter and I was like, why, I guess they released a clip or something earlier
Starting point is 00:05:04 and everyone's like, she is the devil in a lavender pants suit or whatever. I was like, what did Larsa do? And now I'm like, wow, she's so terrible. It's amazing how different ways that Larsa finds to be awful, you know? After all these years. Now what I find amazing about Larsa
Starting point is 00:05:21 is we thought Larsa was just satanic in her first season. I mean, this was a million years ago when they aired that season one. You know, we really, I mean, she was one of the most offensive at that time to us. Just her personality was just awful. She was an awful human being. Then this reboot, she came back not as terrible. Like she's still terrible, but she's so funny. Like she's like a cartoon. She really came back
Starting point is 00:05:46 a full-on loony-tune cartoon. Like she's drawn differently. You know, it's like a different network picked her up and they're like, let's give her a new face, a new everything, a new personality, a new voice. It was like, it wasn't Hannah Barbera doing it anymore, but the new voice actor was still pretty good. That's not, I'm mixing my metaphors,
Starting point is 00:06:02 but you know what I mean. And, no, she's still under good. I'm mixing my metaphors, but you know what I mean. And, um, no, she's still under there. She is still under there. I mean, um, yeah, because she used to be just pure evil. And then she came back and she sort of like added in onto like the, on the pie chart of her personality, she, she created some space for, for being, being being vapid so she had like a vapid pie slice in there so we sometimes forget that there's still the evil that's that's the rest of the pie you know right because you have to remember like there's a difference between these words there's evil and there's awful like she came back and she's been awful
Starting point is 00:06:38 but it's been hilarious but she's still evil too you. That's not pretty. The pitted of it all. But it's also still hilarious. So where we ended last week was Gerdy having this lunch with Larsa because Larsa kept following Gerdy around going, where are you going to like the public and like calling me fake like? Like what?
Starting point is 00:06:58 Like I feel like you're calling me fake like? Like I feel like I'm not really fake like X-Wine C. And Gerdy's like, you need to be there for me, please please I just need you to be there for me that's all I need right now I'm just like but why but like why oh my god you crying so now that's where we ended and that's where we began this lunch yeah and Gurdia is clearly on the verge of telling her that she has breast cancer and larsa like what you want why are you crying why are you crying
Starting point is 00:07:22 do you want me to cry also like what do you want me to do you want me to cry you want me to cry about what's going on in my life what are you crying? Why are you crying? Do you want me to cry also? Like, what do you want me to do? You want me to cry? You want me to cry about what's going on in my life? What are you crying about? Why are you crying? Why are you crying? And you're like, oh my god, Larsa, please let her tell you and you will be so mortified. Or that's what I would assume she would be because that's how most humans are. Yes, that would be the natural human response, right? So Gerdy Blurkza, I press cancer. And she says, Yes, that would be the natural human response, right? So, Gerdy Blurksa, I press cancer. And she was like, how am I supposed to know that? Like, you have breast cancer? Like, how do you know?
Starting point is 00:07:52 How do you know? Like, you have breast cancer? Oh, she went to Starbucks and they gave her a mammogram instead of her cold brew. Because you went to the doctor, Larson. She founded it at the bottom of a cereal box. You fucking dummy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I love that Larsa's first response is like, how am I supposed to know? Like, why are you mad at me? I didn't know that. Instead of something just being least sympathetic. And so then she won't drop it because she's shocked and you see the wheel's turning, which is rare.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I don't think I've ever said that about Larsa. I've literally never seen wheel's turning inside of Larsa, but you do right now. It's like, if you like. Good, because I mean, are you seriously asking me how I know I have breast cancer? I had a mammogram loss. Okay, she's just, oh my God, I'm so sorry. But don't put me in the situation right now.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I'm sorry, but like you never told me. You didn't tell me. So like, I'm sorry. It's like, everything I said is totally fine. And you see why her wheels are turning because she literally says, don't put this whole situation on me. Don't put this whole situation on me now. Like, she's accusing her of trying to make her look bad by holding the fact that she had cancer.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I mean, she's more concerned. She's more concerned. I cannot believe her. She's more concerned with her optics on the show in this moment, or her ocular, as Lisa Barlow would say, then she is with making sure that that Gurdie is okay. So, she's like, this is not a safe space. You know what, this is not a safe space.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I can't do this, this is not a safe space. It's just, I apologize to you. I apologize. Like, why don't you get? Yeah, she literally, Gurdie's like, just listen to me, please, just listen to me. She's okay, but like, I don't know like what you want to fight about.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Like, I love you. I'm not gonna cry for you. Like, do I have to bet about like I love you. I'm not gonna cry for you like do I have to cry for you now? Like I'm not gonna cry for you. What do you want? This is one of the worst responses I feel like I've ever seen to find out someone has cancer. How can you not laugh? This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Like Larza is so fucking social-pathic. What the hell is wrong with this person? So then Gerdy goes, Larza, stop. Listen to me. Listen, I need you to give me a safe space. And Larza just gives her like this dead fish face. I don't know how to describe it, but it's just like, did they turn the lights out inside of Larza? She's
Starting point is 00:10:20 just like, say space, will you be renting it or you can be owning it and Gurley is like I just don't judge me just listen to me like I haven't told anybody except for now You and like my family and now you're the fourth person in the group to know and like I just hope you take it and take it Like I hope you realize this is like a big thing that I'm telling you right now like I because I haven't told anyone else outside of that And like the reason that was crying was because I had just found out all that stuff and like I was just like hurt and like you know you ever heard and like I forget it's just like I don't have the energy for all this all this small fighting so just like please please but like I wish you had told me because like when we first sat down like because like I don't like like I don't know like they don't cut you do they do they do a little biopsy like do they
Starting point is 00:11:00 cut you has a work she's like well I like, I didn't say it's not something, like you say when you first sit down. So she says that there's gonna be like a lump hack to me and some radiation. And she says, they're gonna like, what? She makes this like finger thing, this is like, what, they're gonna tweak you?
Starting point is 00:11:19 Like, what are they gonna do? She's like, yeah, they're gonna tweak, okay, two places, okay. And then radiation, like, listen, I hope you take this in confidence, just, oh my God, like, I don't really know what that means, but like, of course. Cause I have to go tell the rest of the girls, and I just, I don't, there's just like never a perfect time,
Starting point is 00:11:38 and so I just don't say anything. Just, well, I feel really, really bad. And I love you, and I'm going to be there for you, even though you tried to make me look like a total bitch by withholding that you had breast cancer. That's sort of on you, you know? And I did not, in a billion years, no. And like, you're going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Like, thank you so much for today. Thank you, thank you for everything. And like, I don't want to have these problems over nothing and XYZ and this and that. Yeah, like, so you're getting the check right. This is over, right? Okay, let's go home. Okay, bye. So like, um, so you're getting the check right? This is over, right? Okay, let's go home. Okay, bye.
Starting point is 00:12:07 So like, what if I went to TMZ right now? And I like told them right now, JK, JK, how would you do that? So then it comes up on the screen six hours later. No, seriously, just six hours later. The first time we've ever seen a timestamp that had to like reassure us that it was telling the truth. So we're at Marcus's Welcome Home Party, which is already hilarious of a concept because he's been gone for five days. So, it's that Larissa's place, Zanna, her friend shows up, and Larissa's like, guys, I had the most stressful day today. You know, like I go security and we say time for lunch. And then she said, I have breath cancer.
Starting point is 00:12:47 She just opens with it. Yeah, and like it's her birthday. She's like, can you believe my day? Like, goodie, like I'm trying to have lunch. And like, could you like tell me she had breath cancer? Like literally, she's like, I have breath cancer. And they're like, whoa. And then we see rewind.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I hope you take this in confidence. I don't really know what that means, but like, okay. Yeah. Fast forward and we see rewind. I hope you take this in confidence. I don't really know what that means but like, okay, yeah Fast forward and we're back and Lars is like, yeah, she's like I haven't told a lot of people I was like trying not to cry because like could you believe that she messed up my appetizer like that? Like she's like we're gonna pray on it and stuff so like Well, I was such a was just so full of shit. I was trying not to cry. You just spent the entire lunch berating dirty.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Anytime her chin started tremble and they were acting like you were on the verge of tears. The monster. What a fucking out your drug's left. So one of the girls is like, well, I think you're just supposed to be like her friend right now, she's like, yeah. And then Zana goes, yeah, like you just like you need to love on her.
Starting point is 00:13:47 And it's a ghost totally. And then Zana or whatever it does. Yeah. And then she should be good. Okay. So what are we going to wear? Like I want to see what we're going to wear today. And these vapid idiots just go like bubbling on about what they're going to put on.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I. Well, they needed to distract Larza from her very stressful day about finding out someone else's scurry illness. So then, now the caterer has put out some food and now Larza, everyone's changed, everyone went and changed, and now Larza wants to shot everything. And so Lisa and Jody come over and Larza's like, oh my god, are you guys like matching? Because they're both wearing denim. So they're like joking that they're like Justin and Brittany, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Maybe I'm gonna go on Ross Perone a wig. What's going on with Jody? I can't really figure out what he is. He is. Wow, Ronnie. I can't tell who he's supposed to be. But no, that's what I'm saying. I don't know if he's well preserved,
Starting point is 00:14:47 if he's badly preserved. I'm not sure what's going on with Jody. So all I have to say is Lisa and Jody, sort of like cribbing a vibe from Justin and Brittany, maybe not the best couple to base. That was a flop. Yeah, that didn't work out so well. It was kind of a flop, guys. So then Marisol and Steve enter,
Starting point is 00:15:08 they're both wearing black. You know what I'm thinking of? I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Justin and Kelly. You know the movie with Kelly Parks him. You're like, oh, the movie that was a super, super big hit. Flops all around. Most Justin ends are flops, I think, actually at this point. Justin and Whitney, some could argue flops.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Possible flop. Possible up. How many Justin will see? Justin, are there more Justin's? I'm just not in hailey, I think they're doing okay. Justin and Haley. Bieber. You know what?
Starting point is 00:15:44 If I've ever seen a relationship that was built on more solid ground, I just don't think I would believe it, because those two are forever a couple. Yes. Those two are gonna last. So then, we'll be terapodied.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Well, they lasted already a long time, I think. Remember when they ran away from us? I thought, remember, in New York, they saw us and ran away from us. She's the story. We scared the beavers. We scared how we didn't miss her beeper. That's nothing new to us.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Rich people run from us poor people. And from us guys where everybody runs. That's just, that's how we are. So Mary Saul comes in just trying to, it's me Mary Saul. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, to. It's me, Mary, so. Yeah, I'm I'm popping. Yes, yes, it's Mary, so I'll just go back from gay branch.
Starting point is 00:16:33 God, the gaze loves me. The gaze here. Any money? The gaze is me. It's me. Mary, Saul walking pride parade float. So she and Steve are both wearing blacks and all our stuff. Like why is everyone matching? So at least he goes, yeah, well, we like to dress alike. I never was able to do it before because Lenny thought it was weird. I was like, please don't turn your matching denim true like Canadian
Starting point is 00:16:54 tuxedos or Texas tuxedos actually or both into some sort of like liberation moment. It's not, it's not. So they start teasing Larsa because it's only been five days that Marcus has been gone and they're throwing this party for him and Lisa's like, oh my God, I mean, it's not like he went off to work. Am I right? I mean, it was ridiculous, but this is why I love you. Okay, Larza, it's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:17:21 And Mary's still saying, oh, you know, Larza just saw his lany one from Marcus. And it's crazy., oh, you know, why is that just somehow it's a lany one from Marcos? That's crazy. I totally got it. Cause I'm still a lany one for Steve. Am I right? I don't know what I'm just looking at him.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Like it's looking at him over there. Yeah. Yeah. Look at him browsing for proactive or whatever you call it. Activia, that's the better version. Activia coupons is what I was trying to say. He really puts so, oh, it probiotic.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Am I right? Raristine. Yeah. He used to say like, hi everybody. How are you doing everybody? Dave Runch, Conkeys, Mal Steve, we're in a different party now. So that everyone's petting the elephant.
Starting point is 00:18:06 So we get pay off for that elephant from last episode. We get to pay off to that storyline. Everyone's petting it and stuff. And then Larza's saying, they're all sitting, they sit down, watch them sit down. And Larza says she met with, she's like, she said that, she met with Gurdie and want to understand where Gurdie was coming from.
Starting point is 00:18:21 And then before you know it, she's like, I have breast cancer. Come on, it's wrong with her. I know, because I thought like with before you know it, she's like, I have breast cancer. I'm with her. I know. Because I thought like with Zana and the other girl is like, well, maybe because they're not main cast. She's like, okay, but she just goes and tells it to cast members. And Marisol and Lisa are both like,
Starting point is 00:18:36 what? You know, they cannot believe it. She's like, guys, like I was trying to like not eat. Okay. Like that was really difficult. And he's like, what stage is it? What stage is it in? So like, oh my God, it's not like that big. Okay, that was really difficult. At least it was like, what stage is it? What stage is it in? So like, oh my God, it's not like that big.
Starting point is 00:18:48 It's just like stage one. But like, still, I didn't know what to say. I was like, okay, so now are you... Now you're full of words. Downgrading her emotions, because it's not big enough for you to really give enough of a fuck. I mean, not to make it worse than what she already is, but Jesus, man.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I think she was just trying to reassure Lisa and Marisol, because she could see that they were getting panicked. But Larzo, but still, she's like, I didn't know what to say. Well, she has a lot to say right now, and she goes, you see a flashback again, of Gerdy being like, please don't tell anyone, please keep it in confidence. So now Marisol starts crying, she goes, well, everyone around me is dropping like flies.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I'm like, well, could we have to wrap and like flies. Well, could you reach? How about with this? Could we have a little bit of hope for Gurdier? So she starts crying and she's like, yeah, my friend really sick too. So she tells us about this other person she knows that's dying and they're a young couple with kids and you know, that is really sad. But I mean, that reaction, I was like, well, maybe it was good that she told them first. Because maybe I don't know, whenever you have really bad news and you tell people, I was like, well, maybe it was good that she told them first. Because maybe I don't know. Whenever you have really bad news and you tell people, I guess you just never know how they're going to react, but it's usually terribly.
Starting point is 00:19:53 So they toast, they toast to Gurdie and then Alexiantah come over and let's go. Hallelujah. Is that how you say it? Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah. Is that how you say? Okay, look, I'm confused. Cause like, why would Todd show up to another person's party when he wouldn't show up to his own party? Got some explaining to you, Todd. So then Marisol, so Marisol and Larsen, Alexa are standing in Marisol goes,
Starting point is 00:20:22 okay, tell her what you told me. So Larson goes, so I went up to me with Gurdie and she goes, I have breast cancer. Alexia, I didn't know what to say, I must fell over. So now, Alexia clearly has been told this, someone already told Alexia, right? Cause she goes,
Starting point is 00:20:36 oh my God, I'm sorry. Alexia does not respond. Alexia gets a piece of new, like a mailing that says, you may have already won, oh my God, I've already won. I may have already won. You know, I've already won, I've already won. So I'm convinced that someone already told her, this was way too low key for Alexia.
Starting point is 00:20:55 And just how varsist says it. Yeah, like, you know what, like pretend I didn't tell you because, and be like really fragile, because like I just had to sit through a whole lunch, only for her to tell me at the very end. So like I mean you're gonna have to like drag it out of her. I don't know. You are worse every fucking time you tell she gets a worse every time. Yeah. So Marcus comes home and they're all screaming and yelling for Marcus and they're like how long has it been? He's like um um, five days, but I mean,
Starting point is 00:21:25 I was counting the days so I could see her. And Mark, and Marcus is like, hey, what's up Todd? Hey, what's going on? Hey, you're coming home with two cases, just like me now, huh? And Marcus is like, yeah, hey, I came to your house, home with a sea brother. Oh, wow, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:21:43 That's a funny thing you brought up. Hey, is this like an invention right now? Look, brother. Oh, wow, that's funny. That's a funny thing you brought up. Hey, is this like an invention right now? Look, okay, okay, everyone, okay, get the round. I love you guys, and I'm gonna be very honest. I started reading the guest list, and I told Alexia, this isn't gonna work out, because I had some people in the guest list that I'm not okay with them talking shit about my family, and my stepson, and I heard that there was something said about the Ottoman, and I really love that Ottoman.
Starting point is 00:22:04 So, you know what, I'm not gonna break bread with this person in my house. So That's why I wasn't there everyone everything's fine He's like giving a speech to the whole room and it goes boom. Yeah No, a dispersant was bad mouth of my sepson three weeks ago Uh-uh and there's a good sweet minute like who we like feeling about like talking about cuz like But could he is breast counting like and he's like you can Google it you know why Google it Google who talked about Todd's Ottoman whole that time wanna break when we're in the house that's it go away oh well you know I looked I did Google it and I found one
Starting point is 00:22:40 recipe for bread and that was the only thing you got a scroll honey just scroll there's another thing after that. Oh, okay. Oh, I see it now. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's time for commercial.
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Starting point is 00:23:54 It's commercial. So Kiki is actually a conspiracy theorist about this. Kiki suggests that T Todd is using Adriana as a scapegoat so that way he doesn't look bad. Yeah, basically, Adriana, I mean, Alexia probably had a fight or something with Todd, and he's now saying, no, I just wouldn't be there because someone was there.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You know, someone I don't like who talked about all steps on. So then Alexia says, yeah, you know, like that night, I was like so concerned about him not being there. And then Todd does this thing where he puts his hand on the back of her hair. I mean, it looks like he's picking up a puppy. You know, people make them up by the back of his, I don't like this.
Starting point is 00:24:39 He kind of like, he doesn't gank her hair or anything, but he kind of like takes her by the back of the hair and he's like, like a horse. It was like that. I didn't like this. And he's, yeah, yeah, real good, real good baby. Okay, you know what we should talk about and said, you're awesome at that tomorrow night.
Starting point is 00:24:55 We have the point stuck here. Let's talk about that. We're not gonna talk about, let's look excuse you, sir. We wanna hear about your awesome foundation, Marcus Jordan. Said no one ever. So Lars is like, oh, yeah, it's something called Make a Wish. That's where people wish that I have more screen time
Starting point is 00:25:17 on the show. Thanks. Yeah. It's like people do when they're like scrolling through the internet. And they want to see like the best toes online, you know, they make a wish. And then this blues to my toes. Like that's it.
Starting point is 00:25:27 That's how it is. Most charity events are like gala's and dinners and like really boring stuff, but like I didn't do that. The same old stuff as everyone else does. So we decided to do something completely new to the world of charity and have a charity basketball game. That's never been done before ever. We're going to have a jerk off on my feet booth, but also a charity basketball game too. So that's gonna be good, because I made a wish
Starting point is 00:25:49 in my wish. It was Marcus. So wow. I'm still not convinced Larsen knows what make a wish. No, I'm not. I'm not. By the way, spoiler alert, I'm not convinced by the end of the episode. I'm not convinced. I'm pretty sure based on like her reaction to the top of the episode, I'm not sure she knows. Alexi goes, wait a minute, what are we wearing to this? Do we have to wear basketball shorts? No, not the baggy ones. Oh, okay, that's weird. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:26:16 What's weird? They're basketball shorts. Oh, but I know. No, that's where that goes with that. No, it goes with that. No, okay, no. Too weird. Too weird. Too weird.
Starting point is 00:26:27 So Yeah, this is like more horrifying to her than finding out that her Diaz cancer. Oh, that's What's it? So no, it's eating time. They're all sitting there a little later and Lars is like, oh my god I guess that guy miss you so much like I want to see next to you cuz like I miss you so much. And the camera just stays on her ass. Did you check that out? I was like, did not notice that. It was like a 22nd shot of Lars' ass. Well, she's like trying to sit on Marcus' lap.
Starting point is 00:26:54 So then it just stays on her ass while they're like kissing and she's sitting on his lap. And so Alexis, like, so Lisa, do you have any new information? She's like, well, I'm outside. And you know what, we're already discussing our future, mean, charity. And we just want to make sure this is like a for sure thing, because I don't want to jump from one relationship
Starting point is 00:27:14 where I'm relying on a man to another relationship where I'm relying on a man. What are you going to get a job? Like what's your point? You're still going to be jumping from, what are you talking about? What are you, you're just waiting? What's your point? You're still gonna be jumping for what are you talking about? What are you, you're just waiting? What's the difference?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Also, Jody's right next to you. Just want to just remind you. So the likes just like, oh well, you know, my parents raised me the same way. You know, like, that's why, that, you know, my mother was like that, you know, and that's why my mother got divorced five times because she wanted nothing from the man.
Starting point is 00:27:42 And Lisa's like, well, I'm trying to do my own business, not affiliated with Lenny, and I'm gonna do something that's really important to me. It's called, what the fuck is up with Lenny? It's this business where you come in and you say, so what the fuck is going on with Lenny? And I say, I don't know, I was gonna have the same thing and then you pay me $20 and then it's done.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Mm-hmm. But a real thing is she's doing a body fragrance line. And Marissa was like, well, that's a guy. And he always smells it. What does it taste like? Can you drink? God, I love a good smelling guy. Can you hear my right?
Starting point is 00:28:12 He was like, yeah, that's really good for you. Because you're also very beautiful. Hey, calm down, poo bear. Calm down, poo bear. Has my poo bear everywhere? Is there a real tiger there? Calm down, poo. Well, I'm like really proud of Elisa for being financially independent.
Starting point is 00:28:27 And like there's nothing worse than a relationship with that you can't leave when you're just like financially attached to a man. So anyway, Marcus can't wait to hang out some more. Wow, I'm so glad I'm not attached to Michael Jordan's air. I mean, crazy. So you're going to get some air Jordan. Steve makes a comment about air Jordan. She's like, yeah, he said her to Jordan, which your point, he's mine. Sorry. Someone's already got him. Stupid. So now the guys I'll go outside to talk because
Starting point is 00:28:58 they just don't want to be around this anymore. And Larza's set. Now is all the women are together. And Larza's like, so I was like really thinking about buying Marcus like a diamond bracelet and Santa's like, uh, because he went away for three days, I would have said BJ, Kiki's like, what's a BJ? I'm like, blow jobs. Oh, got it, got it. So then outside, uh, the guys are talking and Marcus is saying, yeah, I was gone for five days. I really missed her. And Jodie's like, yeah, uh, I was gone for five days. I really missed her.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And Jodie's like, yeah, I don't get treated that way. I guess I'm doing my business chats. Maybe I should just think I was. And she's like, oh, he treated that. Is he, is there a hand up his butt making him talk? Is there a, does Jodie move? I've seen Jodie float in and out of rooms. I've never seen any other movement from Jody.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Yeah, I think that's fair. He's like one of the reborn dolls on leftovers. Do you ever watch that show? Or like a lot of the pop, most of the population leaves the earth and people get so depressed that they have them recreated as these like life, life like dolls, like those reborn baby dolls, you know?
Starting point is 00:30:03 He's like that. Wow. He's just like, wow. Is there one of you know, he's like that. Wow. He's just like, is there one of Amy Brennan in that show? Which he left over or was she ascended? The cat spoiler gets spoiler. Sorry. But she does move in the show. So she's already got one over Judy.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Okay. And she has a big fan base. So that's two over Judy. Sorry. Um, my fan base. So that's two of her duties, sorry. Um, my fan base, I mean, the two of us. So Kiki, it is, I go, Amy Brennan has a huge fan base besides us. No, I mean like, I'm sorry, I meant to be like, like at least the two of us.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I meant to say like, I was really advancing our love of Amy Brennan. Well, it's gonna say that. I did not mean to, I did not mean to erase her fan base because I love Amy Brennan and I, they're like the leftovers. They were just, they were just evaporated.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'm just trying to make sure that when we still, Amy, when we see Amy Brennan and some hotel lobby, she's not running from us. You know, it would be nice to see a celebrity that's just not running away from us. She's like, oh, Justin Bieber told me about you too. I saw her at a deli once, which is like the most Amy Brennan place to see Amy Brennan. It's like, of course, like, Justin Bieber is in a hotel lobby. Amy Brennan is at the deli. Okay. So, um, Kiki goes, like, you know, so Kiki goes through a
Starting point is 00:31:26 Nothing more needs to be said So Kiki goes on a Kiki thing, you know cuz Kiki's like I'm here for sex jokes only That's all I will do on this show So she goes into this long thing about Circum sized Dicks and how they're different from regular Dicks and like one is like an eye closing and another one is like an eye opening, I don't know. I think she was saying she's like circumcised dick is not the same as not the same hard one as like non-circumcised like the skin is like sleepy and like the eye is open and the eye is open. Yeah, it's open. Yeah, it's just different. I'm surprised. He's like Amy Brennan-Man, and one is like Time Daily.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Separate, they make a lot of sense, but together they can make a good show. I'm just saying. Pretty good show. Judging Venus. Judging Venus. Why is that not on streaming? So Lisa is like, can you believe the 25th will be the one year anniversary of Lenny dropping the bomb on me? They're like yes, because every day you say would you believe it's been
Starting point is 00:32:30 363 days since Lenny dropped the bomb me would you believe it's been 364 days since Lenny dropped the bomb me and Lexi is like oh, yeah, do mean the bomb like the anniversary day was when you came and told us in the keys, right and was when you came and told us in the keys, right? And Lisa's like, yeah, a year ago, I was fighting for a relationship and now I'm fighting for what's right, for what's deserved. So are you a contested penis? So are you already there? I'm like, no, I'm not there.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I feel like it doesn't want to get me any credit. The woman who raised these kids, it's disgusting. I'm disgusting and the fact. And you can tell they've just heard this non-stop, right? Because they are all over it at this point. And Mary still is like, okay, all right, we're not gonna talk about it. We're gonna talk about it. Kaki, stockings, gays, love me.
Starting point is 00:33:19 They should be sued. The briggin' my kids into it, and he has tortured me my entire life. I'm sick of it. I remember being two years old and feeling like there was a man out there and he hated me and sure enough I married him. I'm Mary Stolls like you need to calm down, Lings. Because you've found a really great guy and Heather Dubros like you need to be careful because you do not want this man
Starting point is 00:33:46 to leave you. He is not your therapist. He's not your therapist. He is one of your roommates among eight others. He's just another Canadian. Be careful. Please don't mistake his general Canadian niceness as someone who is not getting annoyed.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Okay. I felt bad for Heather to bro, because you know she was like, I had to sit with fucking Gina, get nails with a cross, because they said one thing to Gina, and now this entire cast, like, okay Lisa, all right monkey, all right quiet, quiet, come on Lisa, okay moving on, moving on, okay shut up.
Starting point is 00:34:23 They're like whoa Lisa, Lisa, Jody's coming, stop talking, and then Jody, she doesn't care, she on moving on. Okay, shut up. Shut up. They're like, whoa, Lisa Lisa, Jody's coming, stop talking. And then Jody, she doesn't care. She just is ranked. She's on like a full-on rant now. So Jody comes in and walks through and she's like, and even though I have Jody, I'm still crying every single night,
Starting point is 00:34:36 every night for a year. I've been dealing with this every. Ah. And Marisol's just giving E. Ike's face. And she's like, oh my god, is Joni using me? Can I not? Is right now?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Because he's a saint for listening to these Lamy stories. Every dog has his day where it takes off. That's not that saying. Is it? So what every dog has his day means? It does not. Every dog has his day where he leaves you. Every dog has his day, every day has, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I don't know, actually I don't know. So I just thought like it just meant that like, even the round people haven't had a long time. I thought just like, lousy people have a moment in the sun. Let's see, every dog has a day. I think it means it's like every dog has, it's a good day, like wow.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Everyone's famous at some point or like it's like every dog has, it's a good day. Like wow, everyone's famous at some point or like it's, it's something good bound to happen at some point. Every dog has its day. It says everyone will have good luck and success at some point in their lives. Oh my God, I got one. But I love the very soul. I love that this cast.
Starting point is 00:35:39 It's just like a cast of people living in Miami. They're like, you know what they say? Every dog has its day. It'll leave you with nothing.? Every dog has his day to leave you with nothing. Every dog has his day, every day has his way of being forgotten. It's your birthday. Well, would you say, hey, would you say, sorry. God ends some day, Matthew's there for a second.
Starting point is 00:35:59 So anyway, she's basically like, he at least needs to shut up. So Lisa's like, I want to say one more thing. Lenny looks at me like a dead face around his eyes. They're like, oh God, and then like the palm fronds of the title screen just closing on her like, okay, we'll just go to commercial now. Everyone's just groaning. So Nicole goes to the boat showroom with Anthony. It's like an Anthony's really rich scene and I know that this is Housewives and that's
Starting point is 00:36:33 supposedly why we're watching it. I don't know. I'm watching Nicole scenes and I'm feeling like these are the really sunny episodes before she gets fucked over. And I think it's just because I watched way too Much of this show or all of these shows where I'm like this is not gonna end well For you I actively when I watch Nicole's scenes walk around these boats I just go onto my TV menu settings and I change the color to purple like sort of black and white purple kind of filter Because I'm like I know I'm just to be watching this scene for the next few years
Starting point is 00:37:07 as a flashback to like when they had money. So let me just start now with the filters. Let me just start the flashback filter now. Because this is what's going to happen. It's all going to be like before times. So you think they're going to lose their money? Is that what you're saying? Well, it'll be scandal.
Starting point is 00:37:22 It'll be like all the stuff that I thought all this money that I thought Anthony had, it turns out it was all illusion. We're here, I mean, we're here, we're buying boats. And we don't even have any money, and then they're gonna show the scene of them browsing for boats, you know? Yes, I took it as like, I mean, like he's gonna cheat and leave or something.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Well, it's all part of it. Yeah, I'm sorry for all the zipping guys. I've been leaving my chair back and forth so much today that I somehow got my backpack caught up in it. Now I had to un... Oh, look there as Ronnie just pulled out the autobiography of Amy. Brennan. Sorry, it's very professional with me, but what can you do? Well, we've been here a long time and I keep running over my backpack. Kank didn't know it was there.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Oh, my gum could fall out on the ground and then we'd really be in front of that. You don't want that. So this scene was basically, you're right, this is a scene of them basing saying, oh, we're rich. I did kind of enjoy it just because I feel like I've actually not seen a lot of these kind of boats before. So it was sort of cool to see these like multi-million dollar boats and these rooms and everything like that.
Starting point is 00:38:27 But in entire time, I was thinking like, don't buy this, you're about to lose all your money. Don't buy this. I don't trust Anthony. I think he's clearly shady in some kind of a way, just because he's one of, every time we see someone bragging this much about their money on Bravo, it just doesn't end well.
Starting point is 00:38:43 We've seen so many scandals on Bravo involving money and all of this. And when I looked him up, I guess he's like a lawyer that just keeps suing all these insurance company over and over so that they'll just settle. I guess that's his thing. So I don't know. I don't know what shady and what's not shady with that,
Starting point is 00:39:00 but it just comes off. You know, when we said that, I think the first second we saw him on this show, it's nothing new. But it just makes me uncomfortable because I like Nicole. But Nicole's becoming a little more unlikable to me because she... It seems like at first she wasn't part of all of that. Like, oh my God, I like how about it. It's many and this and that. But now this season, I feel like that's all she talks about.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Nicole's a second half bloomer. She always does really strongly into second half of the season. So this is her like dormant period of the season. So she's just gonna be kind of like, okay. But just wait, second half, she's gonna be great. Yeah, so she seems to also be doing kind of like, I'm the cool girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:39:43 I'll just do whatever he wants. So I'm just cool with it. Like what do I care? Like he doesn't want to get married. Okay. So we'll get married whenever you want to. You know, just just remember that that's like on our mind, right? Okay. Um, and I just basically, they basically though they want their thing about having a second child. So they're starting to, you know, they're going for it. They're maybe going to have to get in V-Tro because she's 39 and they also want to get a, like a fancy boat so that way they can have sex in it. So that is basically just at the scene. Yeah. So then we go to the music dance and art Academy. I can't be forgot about the scene
Starting point is 00:40:21 and I don't know how I could forget about the scene, but I'm so glad it has returned to my life. Well, we've had two housewives literally in a row tonight, Beverly Hills, and now this, that have opera singers in them. Was that interesting? Wow, you just never know. You never know how they're gonna surprise you guys. So Julia takes Zorro her dog to this music academy. Right. So Julia takes Zorro her dog to this music academy.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Right. And she facetimes Gertie and she said, can you keep secret for real? I'm actually learning to have to sing opera. Martina loves opera, more than anything. So I want to learn her favorite piece. I want to make an event for her cancer and surprise her. So, I then, 15 minutes earlier, I want to make an event for her cancer and surprise her. So, um, I then, 50 minutes earlier, we see that Julia is speaking to Marquina on the phone, and Julia is excused that she's going to speech therapy for her accent,
Starting point is 00:41:13 and Marquina is like, oh yeah, I understand you better, so that's good. You know, when you speak, it's clear, and so the speech therapy is working. Well done. She's like, ha ha ha ha. Practical talk. Ha ha ha. She doesn't know. So, the plan is to sing this opera piece at the party because Marcina really loves opera and she really connected with opera and this piece during her treatment.
Starting point is 00:41:36 And even though Julia is very afraid of singing opera, she's gonna put her fear away because she's gonna do something that she's never done in her life and she's gonna do something that she's never done in her life and she's gonna sing opera. So she offers a forgird to talk with Martina about the cancerous stuff because Martina just went through it and so they make a date. And then this guy, Mario, the opera coach comes in and Julia's so excited.
Starting point is 00:42:00 She's like, oh, I, you know, I'm going to do opera. But I had to hide this from patina. And then we see a clip of her practicing with Adriana who plays piano. So Adriana's like playing the music and Julia's just like, I made you on to just stop singing Jesus Christ. The stuff you make me do. It sounds like Julia child going down a water slide So now they start this lesson and Mario you can see he's like I can't believe I Can't believe this is what they're making me do like clearly the Dean like that
Starting point is 00:42:41 believe this is what they're making me do. Like clearly the dean, like that, some one in the administration was like, so Mario, they wanna shoot a scene here. It's really important for our school to get this publicity. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to play Piano for Lady who has no idea how to sing. So good luck.
Starting point is 00:42:57 This poor guy, I mean, it looks like they hired Bert from Sesame Street to come in. And he's really trying not to make the Bert face as she's singing, because it's painful. He looks like he's, I don't know, like they're like flashing bright lights in a movie, you know, with a warning. Warning, this could hurt you.
Starting point is 00:43:13 He's like, ah! And the dog looks like he's freaking out. Yeah, he's doing the full hand swipe on his face. He's like, he's doing this thing where he's gonna look. Dragging his hand all the way down his face, just to make sure he's not giving too much attitude. Yes. And you know, Julia Trab on the exercise machine, you know, the wiggle machine from the 50s.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Like, and he's like, open your throat. Don't tell her to open your throat. Close your mouth. Close your mouth. Okay. Humb. Just sound. close your mouth, close your mouth, okay? Humb. Seriously, at one point she's singing, she's like, oh, God, I'm so sorry, I swear, I know the words.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I'm like, I don't think the lyrics are the issue here, Julia. And she's like, I am going to punch fear out of myself because life just passes through you and the train passes on. Speaking of, that's exactly how you sound. You sound like a train passing. Just let it pass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Help us all the dog needs an emotional support animal. I mean that poor dog looks like it would jump if it had the chance
Starting point is 00:44:27 And for the second time this episode the palm fronds come in like This is basically just like this is like the hook at the show time at the appal Okay, close it out cuz gotta commercial gotta commercial get out of here. We can't do this anymore We're commercials. Here comes one right now. So then we get a scene that's really cute of Gertie and Russell walking through a park talking. It opens with Gertie going, Russell, you know, I hate birds. I feel like we should change our route.
Starting point is 00:44:58 You know, you know, you know, I have a conspiracy theory that there's more than five birds in a place to try and to get me. I don't like that. conspiracy theory that there's more than five birds in a place to try to get me. I don't like that. And you know, first, like, oh, that's funny. But then as they're walking, you see the birds are like walking along with them by their ankles. I was like, she may have a point for it's our fuckers. She does have a point. And she goes, she's like, yeah, it's like that movie, you know, because I watch that movie, what's a movie called? He goes, birds. Yeah, that one. No, the one about the birds.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Birds. Not ringing him now. You're gonna be fine. The birds are not out to get you. Okay, don't try to gaslight me. It's like that movie. What's that movie called? Gaslight.
Starting point is 00:45:40 No, birds. That's birds. Different directors, right? No, same director. See there, you go again. That's birds. Different directors, right? No, same director. See there, you go again. Guess that. So, they basically what they're talking about is how to tell the kids.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Like, she didn't know how to tell the kids. She didn't want to do it because she would get too emotional. And she's like, you know, when I, I wanted to, she read about it and she said, you know, you're not supposed to be telling your loved ones not to cry. And he's like, well, look, I'm only saying, don't cry when you tell the kids.
Starting point is 00:46:13 That's all I was suggesting. And she's like, well, that's why I told you to tell them. So he's like, well, I had to Google it. So then he tells us the story, or he tells her how he told the kids, which is actually really sweet. He just sat down and explained to them what was going on. And she's like, thank God for this guy, you know?
Starting point is 00:46:31 Yeah. And she's like, she basically is like, she's like almost apologetic. And he's like, listen, that's what I'm here for. She's like, no, no, no, you were not put on this earth have to deal with my shit. And he goes, no, your shit is my shit. Like, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:46:44 It's fine. I got your back. It was so sweet. I was like, oh my god, Russell's the best. So then we go over to Lenny's house and the daughter is brushing her hair with a rubber duck, which I have to say. I did not notice that. With the least surprising thing I've seen.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Okay, all right. Interesting. And then basically a pizza man comes and this kid, the kid of Logan opens the door against the pizza. And Lisa is like talking on the phone to Jody upstairs in this big, echoey house where her voice is carrying all over the place. And she's like, oh my god, do you want to hear this? Lenny's taken away my car. He has three IS zero. So I said, you know what? Lenny, I need the car. And has three, I have zero. So I said, you know what Lenny, I need the car. And so he says, ah, you don't need a car.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I'm like, how am I supposed to find a house in a car? So I says, you know what, here's what we gotta do. You gotta give me a car, and then I get out of here. And then guess what, here's another thing. Okay, guess what I said. Why would you do this to the mother of your kids? You're doing this to the mother of your kids. You want the mother of your kids to be okay?
Starting point is 00:47:43 Don't you want to be on wheels? Don't you want to find something? This is what he says to me. Mom, mom, mom quiet on you right there. Yeah, Jody, that's what's going on. I probably should get therapy, but thank God I have to. Mom, mom, anyway, it's sick.
Starting point is 00:47:56 The minute he was down, he moves on. I don't matter. I mean, this is the kind of man I'm dealing with. And the daughter hears her while she's eating her pizza. And she goes, yeah, I know, I know. Which is the whole thing is so much yikes. This whole thing is so painful to watch. Yeah, and she's like, I mean, you know what?
Starting point is 00:48:14 He says, she's gonna move in once I've got, and I'm like, where? And my bed, he goes like, my bed. I'm like, no, it's still my bed till I move out. And I'm sorry to complain to you so much about this, but Jody, I just cannot believe this is all happening. Jody's like, uh, it's still my bed til I move out. And I'm sorry to complain to you so much about this, Jody, I just cannot believe this is all happening. Jody's like, uh-huh. This is like, this is just huge, Ike's,
Starting point is 00:48:30 because you're not supposed to do that in front of your kids, and traumatize the kids or whatever. But then on the other hand, she's on a loop because she's been traumatized by the whole thing. So she's just on an emotional loop where she just can't stop talking about it, you know? I think we've probably all been there in some some way. I haven't been through it that bad. That's for sure. Like having kids and getting dumped and all of that stuff and publicly humiliated and all of that.
Starting point is 00:48:54 But it is like, oh my god. I like Lisa. I don't want to see her go down this path, you know? And then there's a sort of another cringy moment. So she goes downstairs and joins the kids for pizza. And then there's a sort of another cringy moment. So she goes downstairs and joins the kids for pizza. And they're eating pizza. And then the kid is, then she's asking how many slices the kids have had. And she's like, don't have too much. And then Logan goes, but it's cheat day.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And she's like, huh. Well, first she's talked about like, oh, this is time you don't get back with your kids. And then, and she's also saying that she doesn't eat them stressed and she doesn't want them worried. And she doesn't want them to pick up on her energy and meanwhile the kids saying it's cheat day and she's like how do you know what cheat day is? I said oh it's a day when you don't have a bunch of sugar or it's a day when you do have a bunch of sugar
Starting point is 00:49:35 and stuff. I'm like like pizza and pasta and listen I know you love pizza and I do too. Because at first you're thinking of her being like you're too young you guys shouldn't be thinking about this stuff you know because that's what we're thinking of her being like you're too young you guys shouldn't be thinking about this stuff You know, yeah, that's what we're thinking because we watch it like Too too soon and she's like yeah, but you know pizza and pasta. Okay now listen I know you love pizza, but listen Logan you ate enough pizza. That's enough and then she's like that's it Like she cuts the kid off of pizza. I was like, the scene is, why did you order the pizza in the first place? I don't know what she's doing. She's doing it.
Starting point is 00:50:10 She's doing it. You can have something, are you punishing the kid for eating the pizza you got for him? I mean, I understand like, if you buy a pizza for your family, you maybe you don't want to get, like your kids can only have a certain amount, but just say, you're only allowed to have a certain amount.
Starting point is 00:50:21 And that's it. But I don't, I don't know, that felt like she was punishing him for it. I was like, oh my God, I'm not sure what she's doing. I'm not sure what she's doing here. She's yelling in front of the kids, but then she's obviously the kids here her
Starting point is 00:50:31 because the kid commented on it. So then she's saying, well, what's important to me is not let the kids see it. So we obviously know that that's foolish. Then she starts with this whole like diet. You know, you think she's gonna go into this diet culture thing, but then you see exactly where he gets it
Starting point is 00:50:46 From her. Yeah, right course, and then I mean, it's the whole thing is just so it's so cringey and And then she's like sorry, I'm just in a really bad mood and then but looks like they wind up eating pizza in the end They they get access to pizza again. I don't know, but I was one of those things where I was like She needs to start, like, this whole process needs to start moving forward. That way she can start her new life and get into a healthier mindset.
Starting point is 00:51:10 But we have to remember, this is, I guess, three weeks after the reunion, right? Doesn't that seem like house-wise time goes so differently than our own time? Like I don't even know how it lines up, but. When they go to college, when the kids go to college, it's always like, oh, they're going off to college in the next season, they just graduated.
Starting point is 00:51:29 I'm like, how did that happen? Yeah, but it seems like it's been all this time, but I guess it hasn't really, I don't know. It sucks. Anyway, it's hard to see the kids, because the kids are so cute, you know? And it's not lonely to be precise. It's worth it.
Starting point is 00:51:42 It's being toxic. She's just the only one on camera. You know, but we know Lenny's a fucker. Lenny's terrible. Oh, yeah. God. It's just painful. Fun times.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Now we go over to Nicole. And her son, Grayson, is there with her mom, Serrell, and they're making guacamole and stuff. And Grayson is like really eager to have a little sister. He does not want to have a little brother because he doesn't want to have to share his toys. So they're sitting there, like the cereals starts talking about, as about how the new house is going. And Nicole's talking about the renovations, but she goes,
Starting point is 00:52:12 but you know, though I love this condo living, you know, it's small, but it's cozy, even though it's like a gorgeous huge condo with an enormous doorways, you know. Yeah. So she lists all their homes. They have the coral cables that newly built home and color rottos and investment properties and So the mom's like, okay, so baby number two, so we have a house. We have a baby So what else and she's like, oh well everyone's asking about the wedding But it's not really rushed for me, you know, because like I think that now that we're talking about baby number two We just want the whole family in the wedding and it just feels like maybe you're right to have the whole family first.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Oh my God. I mean, do what you want, but as someone who likes her after a friend of a big, oh hell no. No, no, no. You better get married and get a prenup and make sure all of this shit is taken care of. Not so you could like get his money.
Starting point is 00:53:03 It's not about that, but like if you're having kids with somebody who's really well taking care of, I don't know. Well, she is basically like, well, maybe I'll be forever engaged, you know, she's like, I've been there, done that. And Seryl's like, well, but you know, but in Florida law that if you're not married, you get nothing. And the whole is like, well, yeah, but look at Lisa, she was married and she's still trying to figure out how to get money. So financial security doesn't come from a piece of paper. You create your own financial security and that's why I learned from your situation.
Starting point is 00:53:30 And then she basically says, like, look, I love the lifestyle that Anthony gives me and we have this amazing luxurious life and I would definitely miss having my own personal pilot basically, but I know I can take care of myself because hello, I'm a doctor. So yeah. And she chia, that's true. That's all true, you know?
Starting point is 00:53:47 So it's like good. I feel like she has a healthy, like I do like that. She seems at least she presents, like I understand the risks, but I'm good, I'm set, no matter what. Yeah, I do too. You know, I guess that's why I like her at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:54:01 but I'm just, I guess my thing is like, if you're having kids with somebody, I want more contracts. I guess that's what I'm saying. For the kids, you know what I mean? I can tell you. But it's like who needs it? I've already got an amazing career, you know?
Starting point is 00:54:14 So I get that too. So now, Marceena and Julia. Oh my, Judge, but a Judgemental fucking person. Now, who are we to judge? Just to podcast those who sit here and do it every single day. Yeah. Martina and Julia arrive at a restaurant for dinner and Martina starting to taste the food better, you know, as she's sort of emerging out of her cancer treatment. And she says, she talks about how she adds garlic to food a lot because that really helps. And Julia's like, oh, it doesn't
Starting point is 00:54:42 help for, not for kissing. Oh, well, do you plan on doing something kissable? If you're nice to me. And then Martina kind of like, I think Julia thinks it'd be nice and flirty. But then Martina's like, yeah, well, guess what? You failed to recognize the end of my treatment. And I had a moment by myself because it knocked me on my ass again and my last treatment was three years ago and not a peep out of you You forgot She's like oh Yeah, she's like well the reason I forgot is because I was rehearsing the opera But I cannot tell Martina, but there's no excuse for that so she tells her maybe I was doing you know different caring things
Starting point is 00:55:22 You know making sure you eat versus maybe emotional support but I am sorry. It's okay darling I love you so much. So then um Gertie comes. Marching is love languages like gonna make you feel a little guilty for a second and however good so I love you. They have a good communication now right? They do they have a good yeah yeah although I kind of but like I feel like when marching to find out that the reason why Julia wasn't there for her last treatment was because Julia was learning opera She might be like Sweetie, you can't sing any better now than you did before the lesson So you might as well have just been there for my treatments. Just know for for a future situations
Starting point is 00:56:01 Honey, I've just gotten out of mouse of pain and you're putting me back in it. So, yeah, honestly, next time if you want to go up with the excuse, just say go again, like I'll be fine with that. Opera, it's really hard for me to take. I prefer the golden diapers. I have to be honest. So, Gerdy comes and basically they start talking about cancer and what she can expect and stuff. And she's asking Martina about radiation. And Martina said that she just had it on her breast three days ago and that there were five sessions over 10 days. And she had radiation on her throat because she had the double whammy. And so she asked Gerdy her
Starting point is 00:56:43 plan. And basically they start talking about chemo versus radiation and what happens to you when you're going through that stuff. And right now she just wants to talk about radiation. She doesn't even want to talk about chemo. You know that's like a whole different step for her that she's not ready yet. And Gerdy's asking about like, you what like radiation can be intimate all this stuff and
Starting point is 00:57:06 Martinez says yeah, I mean your skin might get like a little red and she's like well, but I'm black and actually this really bothers Grote because when you try to look up what happens what's what happens to black skin There was just like no information out there about it and it was like very frustrating for her But she's like reassured when marching to says that like you're still able to begin to meet with radiation and so it was actually a really really nice scene and it was lovely actually. Okay so we got a Marcus and Lisa Larsa sorry Marcus and Larsa and she said hey do you want like some water like? I'm just like yeah I want some water yeah because I have some like do you want to like ship my water? And'm just like, yeah, I want some water. Yeah, because I have some. Like, do you want to lick shit in my water?
Starting point is 00:57:45 And he's like, yeah, I want to share the world with you, my love. I want to share everything with you, Marcus. He's like, yeah, I like water. He's like, mm, that water looks so good. I make so, what are you guys looking to fuck each other up? Over water?
Starting point is 00:57:59 Poor the fucking water, are you kidding me? I can't wait. I don't like tap water. She's like, water looks so good. My will pour yourself a glass, you idiot. So he's like, you're excited for the game? You got to say, yeah. And I just think that the girls are going to donate
Starting point is 00:58:15 because you can only tell this whole little thing here about like, oh, you can donate at this level or this level. And everyone's going to donate. Someone's not going to donate and it's going to be an issue. Or someone's not going to donate enough.'s gonna be an issue, or someone's not gonna donate enough, and she's gonna make a stink. Because didn't she get in trouble for that at Gertie's event? It's in her own.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Is that something we've gotten in trouble? There was something, Larson got in trouble at Gertie's event for something. I don't remember if it was about donating or not. But how much does it cost to be on the show? They already have to buy all these homes and all this stuff, and then they have to go to all these charity events and actually give thousands of dollars
Starting point is 00:58:45 It's a charity about like leave me alone. Can I just come to work? How about that? You know this has definitely been fun. Do you know doing this side by side with Marcus? We're both from the same place where basketball is like super important for us, you know XYZ It's like something that we both really love. Well, he loves trying to play it. I love trying to sleep with it, I guess. I don't know. And sorry, that sounded like sledgehammer. It didn't mean to. Just wanted to highlight the fact that Larsa has had very close intimate relations with two people who run the same championship team or family thereof. I'm going to stop now. Okay, got that water looks really good. He's like, wow, this basketball game is sure going to be interesting. Okay, got that water looks really good. He's like wow this this basketball game is sure gonna be interesting
Starting point is 00:59:28 Yeah, I like I really like hope like I feel like these girls like I hope they like feel like like I want to feel like like I'm in a positive state Like you know because like anytime it could go south and then six hours later a sprint of Least as I get smells like cheese in here. Lenny stole my cheese. Lenny bought it from my cheese. Fuck Lenny. And Mary so I was like, oh god, well, we're almost stuck in the bus with you. I hope you don't get flancholins, Andrea. I'm like, because they drown us like, oh, there's corn. I had corn earlier. So I might have some flancholins. And Mary so it's like, wow, where's stuck on the
Starting point is 01:00:02 bus with you? No, we're stuck with you The hey there is the hey there Mary soul Shut up because I'm big shut then Marisol and smash like starts yelling just like shut up because if not I'm gonna Eat you alive. It was like shut up Marisol You're the one trying to fuck with my ex. Oh, you're just a drunk You're high you're just a drunk. You're high. You're wasted. And so basically, okay, us next week. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Fun times. So there's Miami. Good times as usual, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. We'll be back tomorrow with a little Southern trauma. Sounds great. Talk to everyone later. Bye.
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