Watch What Crappens - #2232 Married to Medicine: ParTea Crasher

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

We’re checking in on Married to Medicine (S10E03) this week, and we’re just in time for Quad to crash her ex husband’s new almost bride’s bachelorette party. How many times will this cast try to unsweeten the tea? The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Rapids, what? Rapids. So much that Rapids. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crupping, the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on the year, bros. I'm Ronnie. Hi, everybody. I'm with Ben.

Hi, Pan. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm doing really great. How are you doing this fine day? I'm doing really great as well. I'm very excited. It's Thanksgiving week here in the States. I'm so excited to get to cooking. I'm getting into the process. I'm like, and I'm overdue. I need to cook because I've been eating out like for the past week and a half.

And you know, like when you sort of eat out too much, and then you just like, you just need to cook just because sometimes like the act of cooking is just like so fun. And when I'm away from it, I just kind of like, I feel sort of a little discombobulated. So I'm like just really, really excited to do that menu planning and get into it, you know, are you excited for Thanksgiving? Yeah, I'm excited. I'm going to Nashville with my family. We rented a house there and we're just gonna hang out at the house and

I don't know. Try not to kill each other and then what's we enjoy? Are you in your, you know, it's families? Since you and your family are gonna be in Nashville. Are you guys going to rent one of those? Mm. Since you and your family are gonna be in Nashville, are you guys going to rent one of those, like one of those bar bicycle things where you all get on as a family and pedal through Nashville and go,

woo. If they had a canasta version, we would, if they had a bike that was powered by canasta cards being smacked down on the table, we would be on that bike. We're going with some of our friends, Norevine, we're going with her. Her friend. I love them. I love Norethine. So we are actually having Thanksgiving food, done it from soul food. We're picking it up

from a soul food restaurant because why wouldn't you in Nashville? You know? Yeah. So I'm actually going the opposite way as you all I've been doing is cooking and eating fucking vegetables, fruits, salads and all that shit. So I'm ready going the opposite way as you all I've been doing is cooking and eating fucking vegetables fruits salads and all that shit So I'm ready for a big pile of mac and cheese that I did not have to make so I'm ready. That will be wonderful Yeah, that will that will be very wonderful Well anyway little Thanksgiving talk to start off the week We're really excited because today we are recapping married to medicine, which is having so far a rather triumphant 10th season. Before we dive into that, this week we've got Dwell Hello,

popping up on Wondry Plus, so go listen to that. We really enjoy doing those episodes, and we have a lot of fun with them. So if you're not listening, that's fine, but we think you'll enjoy it. We think you'll enjoy it. I'm not going to be there. If you're not listening, then's fine, but we think you'll enjoy it. We think you'll enjoy, I'm not gonna be there, if you're not listening, then go fuck yourself.

No, but I think you'll, if you're not listening, I think it's fun. And so, it's just like more fun content. So go check that out. And we're feising fun, dummies. Okay. Yeah, we've all watched house hunters. We've all been in houses.

We've all watched house, we've watched house, we've watched their show. Just listen to the thing, you know. Yeah, because people are ridiculous on that show. So go check that out. Yeah, they really are. Another show people are ridiculous on this one, Mary D'Medison. This one.

Wow. What a great show. So we don't cover it because Bravo has something like eight shows on right now at once. And man, we really do miss the pioneer days of Bravo only putting out like three shows a week. And they just ride a jeans like Shows of Sunset. Which just happened to catch on, but they try like a million things like, okay, this one is gonna be people who take,

these are people who work in a nail file factory, but are also alcoholics. And they do like six episodes, and we would do them every week, because like there was nothing else. We would do all those shows. So remember, we did invite only Cabo, which I actually loved.

Yeah, that was a good show. I don't know why we did not get another season of that. There was blood, sweat, and heels, which I loved. There was obviously Game of Crowns, we talked about all the time. Like that is one of the forgotten wonders of the time. There was, we're so, remember there was the Food Academy one

where like they went, like a group of people learned how to cook from like a professional, like a French chef in like Venice Beach. That was a great show. There were like a million dollar designers love that show. A million top decorators. A million dollar decorators. Million top decorators. Because there was top design and million dollar

decorating top design. I loved that was my faith. They got to bring back top design. Season one was only okay, but season two with India Hicks. Oh my god, India Hicks was like, we deserve way more of her on Bravo. I remember her tagline on that show. It was like, your design did not live up to its promise.

You're going home. It was like so devastating. And you just say it so angry in British. See how they did it. Ladies of London. Yes, you're living in British London. Yeah, a lot of them have come and gone. But Mary Dometeson is not one of those.

It has been around forever. It's so good. But listen, there's only so many hours and a week, okay? And yes, and also I will say, we've watched this show and we recapped the majority of the seasons, probably like seven of the 10, maybe eight, probably eight of the 10. But the past few years, the show in my mind,

it has this amazing cast, one of the best cast on TV, but I feel like the show itself has kind of been in a rut. It's been the sort of the same thing, like let's talk like couples counseling and sex, toy, party, and let's all gather together and see if we can bring the sister to it together. And given that all these bravo shows as I have a certain level of repetition,

this one to me felt really in a bit of a rut. But this season feels like a live and exciting to me in a way that has not been for a few years. Casting and it all goes back to casting. And we say this about, well everybody says it probably about so many shows, not like we invented it, but all that really takes is one good crazy or one

Injection one fire one round Fun person to change a whole cast and it's not like the cast was boring, you know They just they had Contessa that was not great It was a great thing. We were big anti-contestas over here and then Mariah Mariah's up and down because Mar Mariah could be so funny and so shady, but Mariah always did the same exact thing. She was holding on to grudges from season two, and it was just so exhausting. So there was always a Mariah issue.

Mariah was so fun. Mariah's at least fun when she's on, even though it gets too depressing for a few episodes, I think. But then they got rid of Contessa and Anila from last year Who's the deal is accusing people of robbing her home, which Conspiring to rob her home of influencer boxes from Amazon or whatever the fuck her deal was so Bye. Yeah. Goodbye. They're gone and I think it's good. I think it's great. And then we bring her deal was. So bye. Yeah. Goodbye. There we go. And I think it's good.

I think it's great. And then we bring in sweet tea. So they bring in Latisha and the big story with Latisha, which this is from her own mouth and Dr. Gregory's mouth. Dr. Gregory, since he was on TV, gets a lot of DMs from people, just trying to get a little bit of fame or whatever. So he was getting DMs from this sweet tea from Texas, I guess, is where she lived, right?

This is where she's from. And she was like, I can give you what you want. And she was sending emojis of babies and stuff. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm going to finally have a baby then. And so he called her out and just basically brought her and got back on TV. I mean, it's kind of a weird turn of events, you know, Dr. Gregory is.

It is. It is. Who has anybody ever said to themselves, you know what's really missing from Bravo these days? Dr. Gregory. God, I miss him. Yeah, I, um, sweet tea, I mean, first of all, it's funny to think that like, she was like,

okay, there's someone on TV, I wanna go after them, I'm gonna go for Dr. Gregory of Maritime Medicine. You know, like that's someone who's like, who was never great on the show and always was sort of an asshole and then wasn't even on the show for a while. Like, she just had her sights on Dr. Gregor, which is to me such a strange target.

That's like, to me, turning on, like, I don't know, 48 hours and choosing some random field reporter. I don't know, but at the same time, it's also kind of like smart, because if you try to go, if you try to like go, hi, you've tried to go for a big one, they're just gonna like,

they'll either want Dixon you, which is they'll pay for a hotel room and then you'll be in Burles and Scandal and then sort of like shoved out the door or they just won't respond at all. But you go for someone who's on the low end of the celebrity spectrum and you'll probably hook them and then pedal that into a gig onto a TV show so she did it all right.

It's just, I'm so surprised. Well, yeah, that's interesting because I don't know that she could have even thought I'm gonna turn this into a TV gig. So it wasn't really for the TV fame. I think it was just for the doctor. No doctor at all, you know. And it's like, who would pick Dr. Gregory?

None of us. But I guess as long as somebody's kind of in a catalog where you're like, okay, well, who is here on Instagram our catalog? We're looking through people. I mean, I guess that is someone who is there. You know what I mean? It's like, so.

I would like, it's like, it's my review of the, to have a documentary product on Amazon. Well, he's there. He was like, I saw him, I'm a scrolled, a scrolled past him, so that's an option. That's it. Yeah, that seems like a, it's like when you look through the Hemacher Schlemmer

catalog and everything is like $15,000 for a light bulb and everything is outrageous, but there's that one thing that is like oddly reasonably priced. Like, okay, well, I'll spend $50 for a novelty popcorn machine that I can put in my counter. Don't really need it, but it's affordable. So I'll go for it. Yeah. This is a way lower quality catalog, I would say, that Dr. G would be in, but okay, I mean, I get it. Hemicker. Well, it's funny because Hemicker Schlimmer sounds already very low.

It's always a prize to me that that's such an expensive catalog because it feels like if you have something called Hemicker Schlimmer, you feel like everything in there is gonna be like a nickel. Yeah, it sounds like something from an old time. Like, don't give me that time of the summer. I don't even try it with me, buster. God, I loved when the time of the summer catalog would come in in like the 90s, when it

felt you're just would, I would look at all the potential toys you could get like things like, oh, I could, I could burn a CD. Or like, here's something, if we had a pool, I could have a giant float that could have a fire pit at it. In the middle of a pool. Yeah, Dr. G's not that. Dr. G's more of like the back of a Val pack, you know? But he's like, Stanley's steamer coupon.

What is there? Now listen, I don't know. I would never wake up on it. I think I need a Stanley steamer to come over, but I see it in the valve pack all the time. I would consider it, you know, it's just in the catalog. So, you know, good for him. Now, of course, it's not really Dr. G that anybody wants on TV.

It is to get a fire under quad. It's what they're doing. Yes. And it's great. And also, Sweet Tee has this thing about her. And all these shows, you know, when someone is trying too hard or whatever, they're called a fan. Meany started that.

You know, like whatever fan, whatever, what are you, a Twitter fan or whatever. And Sweet Tee is, I mean, she really is. She's not even trying to hide it. Like sweet tea, grew up watching this show. Sweet tea is a young, she grew up watching the show. She is ready to be on the show. She knows everything about quad already. And she even does kind of a quad impersonation at times where she gets the lot. Like when she did you notice that effect in her voice? And it's not all the time, but sometimes she'll start talking and then start doing this.

Oh my God, she even kind of does a quad. But Sweetie also has star power. She does. Like, we know we've watched enough of your shows. We all know as an audience, when someone comes on, you know, late in a show's run, we all know like this person start. Like, late in a shows run, we all know, like this person's start, like when Dorenda arrived, we knew. Like, I, there are other

examples. I can't think of them off the top of my head, but there are other examples of shows where people have come on, you're like, yes, this person's a good fit. And it's been a long time since this show has had a star. I thought Buffy had upside, but that didn't last obviously. But this show already has so many huge stars on it that it's so hard to like get anybody who can come in there and compete, you know? I mean, you've got suddenly. When it's on, came on.

Yes, but the thing is this though, when you actually have so many stars and a new star comes in, it makes all the other stars have to like, like perk up because I think that sometimes the stars get complacent because they're like, oh, I'm great. Everything I do is great. So, you know, you don't have to worry too much about me because, you know, my content's always good. Like the scenes I shoot are always going to be interesting, but they're not actually after a while that people stars get complacent. They start to self-produce. So you bring in someone new and they're gonna start getting attention from producers and cameras and that's gonna make

Everyone get into like a tizzy. That's my on the fly theory, but I I think also that She she has star power. I think it's good that she also has this situation with Quad because Quad had, you know, a few years ago, you know, Quad was going off to do sister circle and she was treating Mary to medicine on the show, like it was an afterthought. Remember she wasn't showing up or she showed really late and everyone started to have issues with Quad and she just felt like she just wasn't present on the show and Quad started to kind of suck during that time. But now Quad, I think, has realized, oh, this is the bread and butter, this is my thing, and now Quad is fully back in again, and then you put in someone like Latisha,

and that's fully gonna get Quad's attention. So, like, great casting all around. And surprising in a lot of ways, because sweet tea isn't what you would think. Like, when I heard she was coming on the show, and it's gonna be Dr. Gregg's new fiance, and all this, I thought, oh, this is gonna be someone super thirsty, who's obviously clawing her way and she's gonna,

you know, it's kind of like you can see the stereotype of that like new girl in somebody's life. It's gonna come in and wreak havoc in all of this, just for reality TV. And I don't think she's been that at all. I think she's actually good. She has. She has. Oh, super cool about everything. And then don't think she's been that at all. I think she's actually been super cool about everything. And then you've got the older cast

who is just doing whatever they can to torture this girl. Okay, I mean, it's only episode three. They are coming in here every single episode and just towing with her, trying to fuck with her, trying to get her upset. And she's like at every turn, she's stayed pretty cool. And even when they show her flipping out in the previews for this weekend, you think it's going to be that quiet. And she's even cool to quiet. She's like, oh my

God, something to beat you. But she's just, she does have that thing where you want to watch her. Other examples of late, late, not late, but like, you know, new additions that I feel like immediately the audience was like, yes, I started to speak over you at one point, but sudden I think was a really good late addition. Monica, this season on Salt Lake City, we just know we know when it feels right. And Latisha feels right, sweety feels right. And I think that she's been a great addition. I feel like the show is, um, I feel like right now the show feels like it's about the women as opposed to like the the shit they're going through with their husbands, which is fine, but it's like not as interesting to me.

I like intergroup dynamics a little bit more. So well there you go. Okay, so this review starts with a shot of the bachelor at party that's coming up. It's shots of it like a montage and it's that's coming up. It's shots of it, like a montage. And it's up. I wrote, my first note is a bit, a bit, a bit abide is in the house. So it was like a bit days in the house. Hello. That's just to warn you where my notes are going. They're going terribly. They're going into a terrible direction.

But abide is in the house. These are our last days of singlehood. And then we see male strippers putting whipped cream all over the ladies and then Fadra bringing in quad and then latisse He's screaming for your mouth I know, fuck with you I'm being dragged away by the other ladies in a bathroom But it sounds more like this. Oh, fuck with you. A further away from your microphones there.

I was going like this, Ron, I was all the way over here. I was all the way over here. Was it still to blow up the microphone? I was all the way over by and off because listen to that scream, he's got on him. And it is like, I just want to so, people who are watching, this is crap, it's not a man, you can see I intentionally went all the way

over here. It's okay actually this is one case where distortion on the mic will enhance the impersonation because she was she was blowing out her own mic. Truly she was really she was really going she was truly going there. Um so then of course the second they break her down, which is what they've been trying to do this whole time, heavenly is like, oh really? They're going to get married now. This girl's going to act like this. How long do you think this is going to last?

It's like, okay, of course, definitely. By the way, folks, you folks, you folks, you folks, you know, it's like, oh my god, she has so many poke marks on her. Who's gonna want to marry her now? Yeah, keep an eye on Sweetie's made of honor who I feel like we're sitting there, just taking everything in to go tell Sweetie. I guarantee you next episode she's gonna tell everyone's business. Everything that Heavenly said, she's gonna go tell Sweetie. Yeah, I have to say.

So in the made of honor, hell yeah, she is. Yeah, by the way, what's the name of the friend of they're trying to push on us this season the other the dentists actually had a doctor so she this poor lady she is not made for TV last episode when they did Toya's wine club did you notice this part they cut to her this is all she said the episode right right yeah Oh, that dress is serving. And that was it. I was like, this poor lady does not know what to do on camera. Oh, you know what? Doesn't know what to do in my nose. This nose hair, since I turned my nose hairs, it is like poking the edge of my nose. It's making me crazy. If anybody thinks I'm coked up, not. I'm literally battling. Oh, once you know what happens, we're like this for like an hour, because there's like a nose here that's poking,

keep flapping my nose. So, okay. So then it goes four days earlier, let Lisa Van der Pum, take you back in time. So now Toya is on the phone with Latisha, and she's like, Oh hi, Cecilid Uljida gonna throw a bachelor party. So me and Fadred decided we're gonna throw you a paper party. Mainly because you like a baby, so we're gonna put diapers on you.

So, she's like, yeah, we're gonna show you what you're gonna be going, what's gonna go on for the rest of your life. So, and then Toyo Sun walks by, just like, what the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about, mom? By the way, the kids on this show, they continue to be standouts. Like just the best kids on marriage medicine. I just love them all. I love them kids.

I know that they're from insanity. You know? Like a lot of times you see the kids in these shows becoming just like their parent and you're like, oh, god, it's like a slow car crash. And you're like, no. But on this show, they all seem to know their parents are ridiculous.

They do. They really do. So then we see Quad, she's cooking something with her assistant and they're like joking around. And then we see Fadres watching her kids at soccer and she's like, well, they look good when they're playing themselves. Meaning that they are terrible.

Terrible. Yeah, by the way, a quad-assistant Jonathan basically just tap dancing on TV. Like he's like, like, doing, like, he's a lot this guy. He's like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, And then Dr. Jackie's office, okay, Simone shows up for lunch and she does not have a salad. You know, this is Dr. Jackie. I know, I can't believe she didn't fat shame the stone table they were sitting at. I'm surprised she wasn't, she wasn't like security wasn't called.

They're like, wow, you got a non-silat, you got something that appears to be fast food. I am sorry, we have to ask you to leave this property right now. Yeah. So they, and what's also funny is that Simone steps out of her car and goes, Jackie, Jack, Jack. I'm like, she's not, she's not like a golden retriever waiting at the door that comes running out, she's also inside very far. So then she calls her and they come outside, they haven't had lunch in forever.

This is one of the, this is actually one of the lovely traditions of this show for 10 years that these two gather together for lunch, you know, every view episode. It's like I actually are really, really, a couple of seats inside did not happen. It was very sad. I hated that. I absolutely hated their fights. Yeah, I did too. I think was just last year.

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Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday talk show on theE-Aff or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's commercial! Now, two years ago, they love TMI on this show, okay? And so here we go with the Mether TMI segment at lunch with Jackie and Simone. I have this patient who said, I have a yeast infection. I've tried monostat. I've tried everything and I just won't go away and listen we know it's not yeast. It's sexually transmitted. It's sexually transmitted. It's just because trick, a monos. How many times does she say that during the day? It's like, mom, the light bulb went out.

Trickamonus. Like racing to get to the yellow light before it turns red. And it turns red. And trickamonus. Trickamonus. That traffic light's got trickamonus. You can trick me. You can trick me. You can trick her, but you can't trick a monos.

You can't trick us, nor Mona, from who's the boss. So Jack is like, so then Jack is joking. Like where could it come from? Could it be you? So then the lady apparently, the patient apparently got like all mad. And she's saying how like as an OBGYN, could it be you? So then the lady apparently, the patient apparently got like all mad and she's she's saying how like as an OBGYN a lot of what she does is awkward and especially in these cases especially when she knows who the she knows who the husband is. Yeah, and she's like now listen, I don't do jail ministry so don't go home and get put in jail.

So now they switch over because Jackie's like, you know, speaking of a good time, let's talk about sweet tea. Trick. Let's talk about it. Actually, that's not appropriate. We have no reports about it yet. Now that we've talked about misself-diagnosed yeast infections. Let's talk about Sweetie. So Jackie's like, I wouldn't even call her Sweetie now. Now, after seeing how she got upset last time

we were together, I think I would call her Nutra Sweetie. Whoa, wow, that's huge coming from Jackie. Nutra Sweet. Wow. Wait, is that from Jackie? Is that a compliment? No, Jack is very healthy. This is a sick low sugar.

I know, I think that she would consider that chemicals, right? I think it'd be, she'd be considered that chemicals. So, or fake sweet. So Simone is like, well, the baby is overwhelmed. She says that she's like Sweetie's trying, you know, to, she's trying to handle Greg's needs and also doing a lot of wedding planning, yada, yada, yada, and that Sweetie actually asks Simone

about getting an assistant, so that way she could help out with stuff because she's so overwhelmed with wedding planning. And Jackie of course hates this. She's like, wedding planning, isn't that all online now? And she's like, yeah, but she asked for an assistant. Jackie's like, and I say, huh? What? An assistant? Trick-a-monus. Trick-a-monus.

This glass against a trick-a-monus. She's like to help her. She goes with what? And she's like, well, you know, she'd have someone go to the grocery store So all she'd have to do is come in and cook Instacart. I think this is kind of ridiculous too. I mean, Sweet Tee's not working, right? No, she is working. Sweet Tee is working,

she has a government job that she works from home doing. What's wrong with you? She mentioned it, I think. You know what's so pretty? That's the last episode. She's not taking notes on every episode, the things you miss, like duh. Okay, of course. Watch the episode. If that you mess like duh, okay, of course.

Watch the episode, that was wrong with me. Sorry, sweet T. I'm bad. Sorry, sweet T. We know you're gainfully employed by the government. So Simone, of course does this thing, which is like, when I was sweet T's age, I was in private practice and had a husband and a toddler and a burgeoning case of

trigger monest, just getting a never had that. The younger generation like my boys just expects life to happen like magic. And Jack is a quail can we just get a life code for a month as a gift. And she's like, come on now, I'm not doing that. So Simone says that she needs to join the grown woman table ASAP. Listen, if she's like, come on now. I'm not doing that. So Simone says that she needs to join the grown woman table ASAP. Listen, if she's working and Gregory's working, then they should both be planning the thing.

Why does she have to do it all on her own? Now that said, you've had many years to watch Dr. Gregory on TV and I don't know. I wasn't talking. Gregory abusive? Like, am I remembering things wrong? Not to piss on everybody's theories. But I really don't even love that we're bringing Dr. Gregory back.

And I'm not. He was like a piece of shit. The entire series, I believe, if I remember correctly, opened up. I think the very first scene was quad and Gregory talking about their legal issues or their recent, they had like a domestic dispute that got like Dr. Gregory and Jail or something. Like that was,

I think, out the entire show opened, but I could be wrong. Um, do you remember that? Remember that? It was like a whole thing. It was like, there was like a police thing or this or that. Well, I remember that he's a piece of shit. So that's, that's what I'm saying. But that's kind of the reason we're just allowed to bring people back, I guess. Like Fadre's back to you. So I guess we're just bringing them back. You know, it's like a little like a canceled zombie show, you know, it's like a canceled zombie network. Bravo. This coming season where all the canceled people just start sticking their hands out of the grave and crawling back. It's like, Fadre coming back, Dr. Gregory Jackson.

Kristen, they're like, you know what's funny? My friend texted me this morning and I'm slipping the dirt on the way up. He's like, all the zombies. My friend just texted me this morning and said, I'm on a flight next to Tom Sandeval. So just wanted to share that. I think I just want to, I just can't imagine. So then, now we go for the heavenly and sweet tea meeting and sweet tea shows up in a cowboy hat.

That's like her thing. She really wants to advertise that she's from Texas. But heavenly, of course, for heavenly, her voice is at a higher octave than we have ever heard. She's like, hey, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, but Heavenly, of course, for Heavenly, her voice is at a higher octave than we have ever heard. She's like, this Heavenly, Heavenly is so Heavenly when she's being fake and phony and I love what she opens up to seeing and going, girl, you look so pretty, you've got a cowboy hat. I've never seen a cuter cowgirl in my life. One where about the cowboy is gone on my ride? Oh my god, we're gonna have some pizza.

Girl, pizza, pizza, cowgirl, pizza, pizza, cowgirl, girl, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. We're gonna have some pizza, we're gonna have some pizza. The cowgirl, please. How do we run this? How do we run this? She actually says, she actually says, oh, you got yourself a Subruro hat.

Which is so funny. Like the sweet teagot, it's a cowboy hat. It looks like a little, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, aaaa, a cowboy hat. It's a little squirrel, baby. Hey, little squirrel. Dead. And you know, have only when she's squilling that much, you know that she's just pretending to be this girl's friend so she can turn on her within five minutes, you know.

I know what that is. That's a shot. It's so funny. So, so they're ordering a shot of Patron to celebrate Sweetie getting married soon. It's so funny the timeline on the show because they're like, the wedding's at the end of the month. The wedding is in two weeks.

The wedding is tomorrow. I'm like, how's this wedding accelerating so quickly in these scenes? Did you notice that? The wedding is getting sooner and sooner and sooner. Yeah, I mean, I thought maybe a month, I didn't think two days, you know. But obviously- But really fast.

Also, she's obviously trying to get this girl drunk. I mean, have only just so transparent, you know? She's like, oh, here we are at lunch. Let's have shots of Patron, you know? And as she gets drunker and drunker, T's hat just starts falling off like a- I really was so is falling off. Like a cartoon where the character gets drunk and then they just suddenly can't stay in

their cowboy hat. So she's saying, you know, wedding planning's been so rough and I had to get on my wedding planners' ass because he's not on point. And I thought Greg would be involved. Take another shot. Take another shot thing. You know what you should have in the shirt. I love shots.

Yeah. Cockers, love shots. Cockers, love shots. Cockers, love shots. Taco, but some tequila. You know, dark, coming in, drink it. Yeah. And she had to change her wedding venue at the last second because she was going to do it

on a rooftop somewhere, but now it's supposed to rain. I guess, I mean, I'll be like, can't you tent it, but maybe it was like one of those hurricanes coming through. So, I don't know, she had to change the venue, and it's drama, and she just wants to make sure everything is perfect because she's worked so hard to get to this point. This is also, I think, her being young in a certain way, because she's really taking it out.

I guess, though I won't even say that, because a lot of people take on the stress of wedding planning, but it feels like a young thing. I feel like when you're young, you're like, oh my God, the venue has to change. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, and you get all upset. I say this is if I don't have to go to this drama

every time something goes wrong with one of our venues, when we go on tour. We're not like that, though. We're just like, whatever. We're just like whatever. We just show up. Yeah, but like I'm gonna say, I'm acting like, oh, she's so young. She's impacted by the stress.

And I'm like, I'm acting like I don't get impacted by stress when things go awry. Well, as a single person, chronically single person, whose friends with all women, let's face it, I've been through a lot of wedding stress on their part, let's face it. I've been through a lot of wedding stress on their part, not on my own. But whenever I see it, it's just like watching

an alien experiment, like I just don't understand it. I don't understand why you're doing it. I don't understand what the point is, why you're putting yourself through it, why you're marrying that loser. Like honestly, like I really just don't get it. So I just kind of try not to make this face that I'm making right now. I've tried, I try to like Botox this look out of my face, like, ew, that's the look I have. And I just try to like wait till

it's over. And so we can start talking about the divorce. You know, like that's really why I'm your friend to advise you through your divorce. So I'll just be patient through this part. Okay, just feed me. You know what? Marriage is sort of like the real world and divorce is like the challenge. You know, it's like you go through one to get to the other to have a long one is just a stepping stone to get to a long a long and fruitful career. Are on the other side. Say like you just go through the bachelor to get to bachelor in paradise, right? Like you have to pretend you're in love to like really get to like the promiscuous fighting breaking up part. That's probably a better analogy. Although saying real world and the challenge is its own it's its own metaphor by saying

one is the real world one is the challenge. So we could say one is love island, and one is the love island games, but which is just out. So, Heavenly is like, well, everyone goes into marriage with good intentions, right? And you just have to prepare just in case, right? And so, she's heavily just saying that sweet tea needs to save up her money because you never wanna be a different one.

I would lie on a man, okay? For your own money. Sworry. Sworry. And, well, Tisha is just like, yeah, well, I don't really know about that stuff, but, you know, her cowboy hat's like on sideways now. She's like, but like you said, I need to put my money

into life insurance and retirement. And like, Greg doesn't really care about. I'm gonna go shop, I'm gonna go to the shop. You know what a cowgirl would do? Life insurance with a shop, do it, do it. Do it. So, I have a thing that, Sweetie says that she has her own money

because she has her government job. And, have a deal is like, asking does Waltus Gregory throw it in your face that he pays the bill and Sweetie is like, well, sometimes, and she says, you know, does will this Gregory throw it in your face that he pays the bill and switches like well sometimes and she says you know you know quads probably write about a few things about him so you know he's like yes here we go here we go yeah comes to get stuff daddy yeah and she's like well what do you mean she says well he's controlling like example, the alarm system has to happen, okay?

And I was really upset with Gregory about that because he lied and he said there were robberies in the house and the people had guns and I'm at least like, why would he lie about that? And she said because he's trying to teach me a lesson because he said I'd left the house without setting the alarm, but I do set the alarm. And I have him and he's like, yeah, that was a bad joke.

A bad joke. Get the fuck away from Greg. What are you doing? That's so fucked up. You didn't set the alarm, so burglars came in and helped me in gunpoint. I was like, I just did tiny, I just did tiny, I don't know what.

How was that just a tiny sentence we never come back to? That's terrifying for the person. Like, and how many does Gregory forget on a day-to-day basis? I guarantee he probably needs to be taught a lesson or two How about he's he's a lot of lesson about the backsplash He still has in his kitchen which terrifies me. I thought that was out of my life and now it's back so Sweet T's just basis like you know, you're not my damn daddy and you know you don't teach me a lesson, you teach your children a lesson. I'm gonna be your wife.

So she also says that Greg told her, you're acting and saying the same shit that Quad was saying. And sweet to you was like, wait a minute, me and Quad are the only women that have lived with you. And then Greg was like, because Greg was saying no one has ever said that to me, but she's like, but we're the only ones we've ever lived with you. And then Greg was like, because Greg was saying, no one has ever said that to me, but she's like,

we're the only ones who have ever lived with you. So what do you mean? Because it's just me and Quatt. And also this is totally working because she's drunk now. Right? Heavenly is just kept ordering her shots. And so now she's going off to Heavenly about Dr. G,

which is exactly what Heavenly wanted. And now that she's going off, Heavenly's giving her a look of some I discussed. Like, I'm not caught, I can't believe this woman is drinking at both. You know, just so heavenly. Right. So then we see clips of Craig just being a monster, basically, over the years. Terrible. Yeah. This guy says terrible. This guy is still horrible. And I'm so glad for this montage, because I feel like people

were almost forgetting that, that this is Greg, you know, yeah He sucks. Well, they also have this entire episode Because he's that's true to really gross. So she's like, yeah, you know And I was saying you need to be more involved. It's not all about the monetary things and then we see a clip of Quad saying love is not a monetary thing Can you hear me? He's like, wait, I got held up at gunpoint. But also crazy that sweetie and Quad said almost the exact same thing. So, well, I mean, she is also watching the show. So it's hard to tell. You know what I mean?

I don't know how much of that is going to be so intense and how much she's just just watched, just did a speed watch of the whole show. Right. So, heavenly is like, yeah, I would have divorced him if I were quad and I don't see, I don't want to see Sweetie go through the same things that quad went through and quad got, quad got a whole damn mug shot. Talked to G2. Yeah. So, heavenly is like, okayad got a whole day of mug shot. Talked to G did too. Yeah.

So, heavenly is like, okay, so this is already happening, what's gonna happen after you get married? And she's like, oh, we'll just figure it out. And heavenly is like, Errrr. By the way, let's not forget through all this, that also Dr. G cheated on Quad. Remember his old thing, he went to a motel with a girl,

and he's like, oh, but we just went to a motel. He's also a cheater. So anyway, Simone and her family go to a restaurant, and these kids are growing up, and it's really weird to me. So Simone's asking them the kids, you know, well, now Spring Break is coming to a close, like who had the best spring break trip. And I'll tell you this whole scene, I'll tell you this whole scene, we don't even have

to go through it. This is a Simone scene with her children. No matter how much things change over 10 years, things are always the same in this family. They're just a good family. And it's always like, if you think your father and I are gonna give you money. And then they just do that. They just keep giving them money and then they just give them money. Just keep them money.

The same thing. Because the kids are like good kids. Yeah. And they're ultimately good kids, you know. So, I mean, I've always, like Michael is one of my favorites, even though the season where we sent him off to college for like 10 episodes in a row was a bit trying for me. But Michael is great.

And he's, what I love about Michael is that he's always been like razor sharp. And I love when Dr. Simone was like, you know, you are very entitled and he goes, well, thank you for entitling me. So yeah, good kids, good kids who are just, you know, they just want to stay at home and they want to have things paid for. So then we go to Dr. heavenly's house. And it's another kids. Baby, you're going to have me. Can you help me?

You're going to have me. You better watch your hands. You said, oh, baby, we're going gonna make some spaghetti together, my little baby. Laura Gorgeous and also does her mother's ridiculous. And she's like, okay. So we're gonna pretend that you're gonna teach me how to cook. Sounds fun. Go ahead.

We'll be good. Well, when you get your husband, do you have to cook? So it's like, it's not teaching. I like that Laura does. my husband won't want spaghetti. It's like, but that's how you keep your man. If you make him spaghetti, you're just gonna put on, you know, just put on something in it. Just like, what do you put on it?

She goes, I'll tell you about later. I like later what? Like, is it like LSD? Well, I will tell you what she does put on it that is a trick that I don't think a lot of people use in their spaghetti meat is a dobo I saw she was really seasoning it and then they do a close up of a dobo. That's my secret weapon for everything Adobe spices The dobo and then we see a close up on the on Praigo. Who is it? Who is it on one of these shows?

Who's like Italian but she uses Praigo. Who is it? Who is it on one of these shows who's like Italian, but she uses Praigo? It was like, that's like, that was Gina from Real Housewives Orange County. You need to start quick showing me, okay? Because you keep doing that. I'm just looking at the total dummy for not knowing any of that. No, I'm not. You're not the dummy. I'm the one asking, because you know what, once a show is done, it's like, okay, now it is like filed and it just back in the archives.

And if you want to get a reference to it, you need to put in a form and then lovely little ladies and go on the back with a cart and pull back the information back to you. So we were just talking about the most boring Vegas trip on housewives. They just did one on Beverly Hills, which made me say, well, wasn't there another really boring Vegas trip?

And people were like, oh, it was Mary Dometeson, which wasn't a great Vegas trip, but it was still, I still wouldn't say it's one of the worst. The answer was Vanderpump Rules. Shots of Souls. Vanderpump Rules. That was when they went to her like divorce, like, I'm going to show everybody and do my divorce party. We're going to go to Vegas.

Yes. And then we're going to go to Vegas. And then we're gonna go to areno, not Reno. Was it Reno? No, not Reno. No, they went to like Havasu. Like Havasu, that's right. Havasu.

You're absolutely right. That does still rank as the most boring Vegas trip. That was even more, because at least Beverly Hills, the Beverly Hills housewives went to Magic Mike. So there was that. But like the Katie trip, they just like went to dinner. I know.

They ate at like, met a pump Paris and then. How they're not all writing the thank you letters to Tom Stadivall and Raquel for bringing that season around after that's what we had to start with. Was that exciting trip for Katie to Vegas? Commissions, here comes one right now. The Vedic as commercials. Here comes one right now.

Okay, so that was my story. But yeah, just talking about correcting myself from past mistakes. So Heavenly is like talking about cooking everything and then Dr. Damon walks in and Heavenly is, all of a sudden Heavenly is voice goes another octave higher. Oh, did you come in here to go daddy?

Did you come in here to do what you want? You're gonna go daddy, you're gonna go daddy. So they're giving her shit on where she's gonna go to college because she wants to go far away and they want her to be close because she's just a girl, you know? He's like, you know, like if your brothers wanted to go away, that's okay because they can handle themselves

physically. But if something happened to you, I want to be able to jump in the car and be there in an hour or left. And heavenly thing. Yeah, you know, things are so different now. You know, they got internet, they got out of net, they have AI. Yeah, you're not even talking to a lawyer anymore. This is just an AI representation of her. She's upstairs. I love that you don't want her to go away to school because you're afraid of AI. I mean, look, I get it.

Like my parents were really excited. When I went to college, I went to college three and a half hours away. And they were really happy that I didn't go across a coast because I think that there is that feeling of like, if your child needs you, or if your child needs to come home, or if your child needs you to go up there, it's a car ride. Like you can get there in a few hours.

And so I totally get that. But I feel like his response though of like, I don't mean to be sexist, but you know, you're a girl. So like you can't handle yourself. Well, what's, so if she gets like attacked is it is you're just going to like the attackers just going to be like, hold on, let me draw this out for 90 minutes. You know, like it's if you show up 90 minutes later, you're going to be too late. No baddies want their little girls close. He's like, and the other thing is there's been

unusual weather in Florida. They've had tornadoes. Other things. You can't just, they didn't have that 20 years ago. And then we go, yeah, then we didn't have wind. We didn't have any of that. Lord, what do you mean you didn't have wind? I mean, there's reasons why you have to say it means the weather wind AI, the banks are having problems.

So like, there's gonna be, like a bank is gonna close in Florida and this could be riding. Although, honestly, it's Florida, so really anything can happen. I mean, I think you just say, hey, it's Florida. Yeah, just say, I don't need a reason.

Just Google Florida and click videos. And look up. And I'm not even, she's like, it's like, I'm not even being political about it. Like every, like Florida is where people get eaten by strange animals. It's where like a trees come to life and strangling you. Like everything strange happens in Florida.

Yeah. So yeah, you know the queen of her side, Jackie, when times she was saying, yeah, I have this neighbor, but nobody's seen him for a while. What really? No, where he went? Something like the day.

Did they put out like missing persons things for him? Like does anybody miss him? Like what are you guys doing about it? She's, no, we just kind of assumed he got eaten by an alligator. I mean, what the fuck, bro? You know who says that? People who live in Florida. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I have a neighbor. He's gone, probably got eaten by a gator. What are you gonna do? There's always some new invasive species that someone smuggled in to Miami and then let loose in the Everglades and now it's taken over Florida. There's some exotic snake,

some exotic reptile, and now it's coming for you. That's some exotic snake, some exotic reptile, and now it's coming for you. That's all happening in Florida. So funny. So, I think that's Bay Ships. Next up, Eugene is in his Jeep, taking his kids to get. No, no, no. Oh yeah, he's in his Jeep, taking his kids to a store.

Oh, it's the sex talk last episode? Yes. Was that last episode the sex talk? Oh, I thought it was this episode. Yes, was that last episode the sex talk? Oh, I thought was this episode. Sorry. Go on. Um, yeah, I love Eugene. He's taking him to a store to get tennis shoes called social status.

I just whistled when I said social. That's okay. I don't even just listen. All the dogs are actually with whistle. Okay. So Eugene with his sons, again, love. I love, I love Eugene and I love, you know, his sons again love I love I love Eugene and I love you know his I love him I don't know why I've always really loved Dr. Eugene so he brings the sons there and he's like so So what's going on? What's the gossip and they're like dad?

What is the tea kids? I say that. God. What is the tea kids? Circle one. Dad. So he's, he's talked about his dad. His dad took him to a bunch of museums as a kid, took him to the movies, took him to see coming to America.

And then Eugene, like, he's like, Avery, your lips are dry. And so he like, like, it's such a dad thing. He like, licks his thumb and then like, wipes Avery's lips and Averyry's like stop it, God. So he's like, okay, so let's talk about the sex talk. What did you guys want to ask me that you didn't want to ask in front of your mom?

And they're like, oh, God. And then we see a clip of this, of the sex talk with him being like, guys, there's a lot of bad things that can come from sex and to our girls, like crabs crabs little bugs on your penis that's what we call for that. Simone's at the window. Trick Ammonis. Trick Ammonies. Taking her head. Trick Ammonies. Yeah we've already had to sit through this with Simone and Cecil telling their kids the sex talk.

Okay, we've already heard the sex talk. Just have your kids watch that sex talk. Okay, so we don't need to go through this every season. Although these kids are very lucky to have sex talk. We didn't get any sex talk. We didn't know what that was going on. My sister thought she was done. You just heard screaming coming the bathroom from the bathroom the first time she got her period. No one even told her. That's not even sex. I remember, I feel like the way I found out

about menstruation was that there were always these commercials for, was it OB or something like that? It was like a tampon or I think it was like a tampon called OB. And they always had these commercials. These women walking around and I started like a weird set and they're like OB, OB and like I had no idea what it was. I asked my dad and I was like, Dad, what is this? I'm so confused. So my dad was very frank. He said, well, Ben, once a month, women bleed and it comes

out of their vaginas. And so you they use a tampon to soak up the blood. I was like, Oh, okay. And then I remember going to hang out with my friend Ed, whose Catholic and his grandpa was driving us home from school as grandpa, very Catholic. And I was like, oh, hey, by the way, I figured out what's going on those commercials. So women bleed out of their vaginas every month.

And the grandfather was like, ah, can you please we're going to talk about something else now? I got in trouble. Well, the only thing I know about sex is from Hussar magazine's I stole from 7 11 with my Catholic school friends. So thanks, thanks for how, thanks for teaching me so much, hustler. So I'm such a stud these days. You really should have watched more OB commercials. And would have really have really opened up a path for you.

So this kid Avery, he's like, okay, I've got a question. What's periods? So then he's like, okay, well, that's actually something you should have asked your mother, but anyway, this is what happens. Ever if a woman doesn't have a baby, her uterine lining, it, it disintegrates or whatever the word he used and women bleed out, you know. And so, I think it's like, ew, disgusting. And he's like, no,

well, it is what it is. And the kid's like, is it like skin that comes out? And he's like, no, it's blood. And then Avery goes, chunky. He's like, maybe not use that word. I don't think it's about junkiness. So he tells us, you know, I'm really glad they asked about mentees. I could probably explain it better than toy anyway. So then we go to Dr. Simone's house and basically we're getting the bus for the guys because it's gonna be the girls versus the guys. The guys are gonna have the bachelor party, the girls are gonna have their bachelor at party. So he's like, oh yeah,

we're just gonna go do some yoga probably on the bus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I love how this episode pivots. They're like, okay, we're gonna spend the first 30 minutes this episode having wholesome scenes with our children and it's basically the theme is about how we deal with our children and child rearing and all that and watching these young kids growing up

and now the second half butts. It's like butts and nipples. Giant flapping butts. Yes, that's the rest of it. Any sex head you really needed. All you needed to do was watch this with your parents. I mean, my God, they could have really shown you every piece of the anatomy.

This show really goes there. Smoo. Ah, ah. Wow, I was like, I can't believe they allowed us on cable. I mean, I wasn't scheduled, but I just was, I think we were both saying before was like, I can't believe they allowed this on cable. I mean, I wasn't scandalous, but I just was, I think we were both saying before, like, we just are surprised that that- I was clutched.

Like, like, I mean, I was clutched only because it was on TV, not because, like, seeing it was scandalous, but it was like, it was sympathy, poor clutching for the FCC. So I thought like the FCC would be like, my my! Like, I say, I say, I say, I say. This cannot go on on television

when there's young souls watching with their eyeballs. Well, it's just funny, like, some things that they allow and some things that they don't allow, you know, on TV. It's like some kind of cursing, they'll be like, no, you can't say damage. But then it's like butt cheeks flapping at dude's faces. I's like some kind of cursing they'll be like no you can't say damn it But then it's like butt cheeks flapping in dude's face is I'm like yeah, okay Listen, I'm all for the progress. I was just like wow saying wow. We so we go to

Toya and Fadre they're getting a hotel room ready for the ladies because Toya wants to be pampered, but really pampered just means to have hot fucking guys come in and massage you. I'm into it. I could have seen more of the guys. Why don't we get so many butt flapping with the girls, but then the guys have to just sit there bored in their underwear the whole time. Hit somebody with your nose. I want to see some dick slapping.

I know. Hello. We know that there's dick slapping. So by the way, I really love Toya saying tonight, these ladies are about to be transformed to a whole nother planet. I was like, you're transforming them into planets. First, we're going to take a look at the terrible ones.

I'm so into congratulations, sweet. You're now Jupiter. Congratulations, sweet T. You're now Jupiter. Sweet T can now grow grass on our ass in space. Thanks, Dess. So, so now the strippers walk in and Fadre, of course, loves it. She's like, oh my God, one of these strippers is really going for it too. He's doing that.

Oh, yeah. Did you notice some of the strippers is really going for it too. He's doing the whole thing. Oh yeah, did you notice? Some of the strippers just come in like, okay, tell us where to punch in. You know, we'll rob our dick on somebody like whatever. Just tell me, are we getting fed? But then one guy comes in like touching himself, like, winking, looking his lips.

He's like, hey, hey, this guy's always on. And he does this, he's method. And he does this weird thing with his head because Jackie comes in. Jackie, like of's always on. And he does this, he's method. And he does this weird thing with his head because Jackie comes in. Jackie, like of course shakes hands. He's like, hello, I'm Dr. Jackie. How, how are you doing? Do you have any cases of trigomones we should know that?

And he's doing things like, hey, how are you? And he keeps like doing this thing with his head, like left and right. He's like this. It was like a weird, like a, look like a fish. And I was like, what are you doing? And yeah, he was a bit. But it was like clearly like the, I was like, what are you doing? Yeah, he was a bit... But it was like clearly like the, um, like,

seducing you, head bob thing, right? Yeah, I think that he's, there's a lot of competition, you know, they're bringing you a lot in it one time. He's just trying to lead the pack. So I love Heavenly, because he comes in and her lingerie. And it's like, don't fuck with me, okay, I'm married. Thank you, Mom. Scott, her spaghetti. I'm gonna one of God. I'm gonna go.

All right, come here. Come here. Come here. I have a son. Your age, he's 35. So having these She's having this just like mad that like, Toya made them show up in lingerie at this place. So, which is more people show up and then the strippers are all like massaging the women and Toya puts what pre-mind heavenlies chest and heavenlies all upset, et cetera.

So then we go to the guys, they're over in Cecil's basement bar and they're all gathering and they do a variation of the Jersey there he is because in Jersey they go there he is and here they go there he is there he is there he is which I really appreciate it. So why didn't you know look a lot of a lot of the plot on the show between Simone and Cecil has been that he's not working or he's not bringing in money and then he tried like starting his own business which was like find a baby

sit wasn't it? No, it was find a child worker. Higher neighborhood kids. Higher neighborhood kids working abroad. Find child labor. And then it was like you need your iPhone fixed, you should have your own child working like what? And then he had his real estate thing. Why didn't you just have the guy become a bartender? That's all he wanted. He did this whole thing.

He built a whole bar in his house and he really stands behind the bar the whole time acting like the bartender. He's like wiping down a glass like, hey, how's it going? How's it going in the office, huh? Women, am I right? Oh yeah.

He literally is doing the sitcom bartender thing. Like he could be in Murphy Brown, he could be in Cheers, he could be any number of these, he should be on like a CBS sitcom where like, Frazier Crane comes in with his until, until, the telegencia and then he's making wise cracks behind the bar. Right.

So the guys all come in. They're like, oh, we're just going to a strip club. We're just trying to support people going to college and young ladies need money to help get them along in life. And we're here to help. And making a lot of jokes about that. And Dr. G's like, this party is going to be the most disgusting party of all time. And he's not kidding. He's he will he will go there. It's going to it will

go there. Because then a sprinter van shows up and the strippers are already like preloaded. The strippers are already in there. And they're already just like twerking. And I mean these butt cheeks, they were just massive. And they get in and like boom, to boom, to boom, to boom. And Dr. G's like, it's gonna be so round you in fun. Thank you, Dr. Cesar. But I think Bravo has so much making up to do that they just did in this one episode. Because across Bravo, we get a lot of twerking.

You know what I mean? Where people are like, look at me. I am twerking. And it never works out great. You know, we have the example of Giselle. And then of great, you know, we have the example of Giselle and then of course, you know, countless others, especially below Dex court me, I would say that she's the worst offender where her whole personality is built around like, look, oh my girl, who twigs, and it's horrifying. And I think Bravo's like, you know what? As an apology to our audiences, for years of terrible twerking,

we are gonna give you about 15 of the pros. This is what it is, America. This is what it is. This is it. I didn't know it's funny. They showed some flashbacks to when they went to Mexico and then there was like strippers on Daddy and he got in trouble.

And I felt very much like that scene was like very staged. Like, okay, we hired some ladies and this, the whole point is to get Damon in trouble for the show. And they were definitely strippers, like they were pixelated and stuff. But like, they were strippers, but tonight they are strippers. You know, like this is like, oh, okay, this is, this is not like staged necessarily.

This is, I mean, even though obviously they were hired and placed there, this felt like, oh, these are like, these are gonna be some next level strippers that are happening. Are this, is it, this is a true bachelor party? That's what it is. On Bravo, a lot of times they have bachelor parties, but you can tell they're kind of like watered down

because it's for the cameras, but this felt like, no, this is a real bachelor party and the cameras happens to be there. You know, they were going to town. This was happening. So then we go to the ladies getting their massages and a guy's like licking oil off of Simone. Is it Simone?

Yeah, Simone's like. And she's like, I'm a guy in a college is, and let me just tell you what I told about five of my patients. Trichomonas. What is it called? I can't remember Trichomonas. I know I kept it on my screen, so I would remember what's called Trichomonas.

And he's like, but things like, yeah, whatever, dealt with worse. So then, so my three shows. What are you talking about? Oh, you're good. I'll give you that. I can't wait to see the new HBO Proceived Series, the last of Trickamonus. So, uh, sweet Tee and her sister,

their ex-examities, Kinesha. But instead of regular zombies, they're made out of Trickamonus. Because that is how the last time it says, it's like, there's zombies, but there are flowers zombies. They're anguities zombies. I'm not regular.

Look, it's the lettuce head from anguities. As a zombie. Yeah, this is where the last of tricklemonis is where all of mankind has been turned into zombies, not from spores, just from tricklemonis. Now you know, and I know that's not East. That is a tricklemanus zombie. You know, Ronnie, I hear you reading a book, what's it called, Yeast of Eden? Let me tell you, that book really described early twerking well, very descriptive.

Okay. John Steinbeck was a real innovator in literary twerking description. You've been eaten by John Steinbeck, man. You know what, John? You know where there's a lot of twerking, Dune, I'll tell you, when Paul is rescued by the Fremen, and then he goes to their underground hideout, and they're all just twerking in there, I'm like, finally, this novel's picking up.

God, you're gonna be reading that book until we're into our 70s. You know why? Because I started playing Zelda, so I put down Dune. Because guess what, Zelda's way more fun than Dune. I hate to tell you everyone. I mean, I enjoy a sandworm as much as everyone else, but Zelda's really. I would just like to publicly announce I'm too stupid for both of those things.

Okay. I don't understand. I think then. And even Zelda, I'm like, okay, how much of this in my expression to my, I literally can't figure out. I'm playing every inch. I played the last time I played. I walked around in imaginary, literally walked for over four hours. And then I looked at the clock and I was like, you have been walking as a video. That's what I do every single time.

To know where. For four hours. And then I finally cheated and looked on the internet where I was supposed to go. And it was in the original room I was in. I didn't see a button. Well, where were you? Where did this happen?

I can't, let's go back to the twilight list. Well, you know what? Well, you know what? And let's, by the way, and let's be honest, if anyone has trigonus, it's Zelda. Okay. That's why she's always disappearing in the free game. She has to go to the clinic.

High rule SDD clinic. We're not slut-shaming her. We're just telling facts that she has to come on. Let's be honest. So okay. So um, they're all talks about the boys. Yeah. They're talking about the hot boys. Sweet tea comes with her sister and her bright, her maid of honor and all that stuff and everybody's wooing and she's lifted up and pampered by the guys and one of these guys starts rubbing her boobs and putting whipped cream into her mouth. I mean, dang, it's gonna push it, you know?

But they're like, no, no, no, and then they're like, she's sweet, she's like, I wonder what the men are doing, and they're like, oh, you know, they're gonna be doing all sorts of crazy stuff, and she's like, no, no, no, Gregory's conservative. It cuts the Gregory going, Moorbell! I wonder what the house is, goes, wow, look at all this debauchery. And then it gets...

Debaca, yeah. I started cracking up. Some random guy. And then sweet tees like, oh my God, is this Christmas? I must be the child of Bethlehem. Dr. Gregory is like, If I take my pants down, I'm not pulling them back up again. Oh my God. Okay, so later the ladies are talking and Jackie asks Jasmine

the maid of honor. She's like, so is sweetie Bratzilla? And she goes, well, I mean, she's not. I mean, she's been, I feel like justified in her brightzilla moment. And Jack is like, so she is a brightzilla. She goes, well, but justifiably, justifiably a brightzilla. So, okay. So what you're saying is that you're a fan of Timothy O'Levan's FX show justified because none of this makes sense unless you explain it that way. So then, speaking of Bridezilla, Johnny the wedding planner calls and he's like, well, hi,

so having to switch the venue caused a lot of extra changes and I decided to call you during your bachelor party because that's what all wedding planners do. So in order for us to have these other vendors on board, basically everything's gonna be more expensive, like 13 to $14,000 more expensive. That's where a real housewife show. It is absolutely ridiculous. If it's a real housewife show, then what happens is you have someone be like,

oh, well, I guess the prices are going up. Don't tell the husband, but since it's marriage medicine, she's like, fuck, I'm in trouble. Well, that's so much money. And I don't understand how you rent a place that's a rooftop. Can't they just aren't they prepared? If they're an event rental place, they either need to be prepared with tents or to move you to the inside.

I don't know why there's not tents. I can understand a rooftop not having an indoors. For instance, for instance, some people here, I'm sure in other cities, will tent the top of a parking structure and turn that into an indoors. For instance, some people here, and I'm sure in other cities, will tent the top of a parking structure and turn that into an event, but they tent it. And so it is weird that there's not a tent option, but maybe there's supposed to be some of that new, newfangled wind that Heavenly was talking about. That's what I'm saying, it must have been a hurricane because if it's rain, you can tent it, but if it's windy, it's going to be a problem. I don a hurricane, because if it's rain, you can tent it, but if it's windy, it's gonna be a problem.

I don't know, but it's crazy to me. So of course she gets upset. And of course they call her right during her party, right? Because it's really, so. Heavenly is like, oh, the sweating's not supposed to happen. That's a bad omen, y'all. And she's like, we need to figure this out for real. And her sister's like, calm down, calm down now. And so her friends are like kind of powing her sister's like calm down, calm down now.

And so her friends are like kind of powing at her, like calm down, calm down. Right. And apparently sweet tea will go off, right? Make all the hot. All the people who really know her all know it. Stay back. She's gonna blow.

It really is like that. So then, so her sister says something like calm down and sweet tea is like don't come, they don't, don't come at me like that or whatever, don't say that. So then, so our sister says something like calm down and sweeties like don't come, don't come at me like that or whatever, don't say that. And then Toy goes, hey, lots of you sister, you can't talk to her like that. We were just about to turn her into Pluto. And so, so, Kanisha is like, yeah,

I'm just trying to help you out. So sweeties is like, I'm not playing with you. I'm not playing with you. And then, she starts getting the quad for us. She's like, why are you coming at me? Why I don't fuck with you Did you see Ronnie I went all the way off camera for that I could tell I was looking at my notes

But I could tell audibly that you moved away listen I've blown so many ear drums on the show. I wasn't judging you. I was just sinking out as a screamer. Like a quality of life, note, yes. As the HLA, just pretend I was the HLA. Everybody loves hearing from the HLA. Oh, in that case, hey, Ronnie,

could you change the intercom system outside? No, I don't get paid enough for that. You think paying me $1200 a year is worth that? Do that on your goddamn own. I get paid to walk around telling people they're too loud and to lend their garbage, it counts up properly. By the way, when you take your garbage cans to the street, you know how you drag them back from the garage and then so they're

facing the street kind of backwards and then you turn them around to be facing front. Why does it matter? Can I just leave them facing backwards? I didn't even know that was a thing. I have, honestly, I have some garbage privilege in this area because my, so I'm in like a little, I'm in like a townhouse thing. And so we have a little driveway, it's U-Share, we have a little driveway. And it's a driveway, but they zoned it as a street. So that I think that we get trash pickup.

So basically my garbage cans just live outside of my garage door, so I don't have to take them out because technically they're on the curb because the driveway is actually a street. Wow. So I don't have to take them out because technically they're on the curb because the driveway is actually a street. Wow, so I don't have to take that out. Not only can you not help me with my question, but now I'm completely jealous of your setup. So fuck off. It's great.

It's great. But what's also... But what the annoying is, now I hate my truck. There's a gate. But there's a gate. And if the gate is an open, it's actually only the recycling truck that does. The garbage truck always gets in, it has no problem, but the recycling truck does not have access.

So it sits there, the egg goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, until one of us goes out and lights to a window and hits the little clickers that you come up with. The recycling gets terrible. Spurred oil. So do this sound like tea, because that's what she's doing.

Yes. So then they're like and then finishes up with me. So she's yelling at her sister for telling her to calm down and now her sister's going, I'm going to go off. I'm about to go off. I was like, Oh, God. Okay. So they're ready. Jack is like, she's your sister. She's your sister. Sweetie. Really. She really goes to from zero to 100 and she's like, she's your sister, she's your sister. Sweetie really, she really goes to from zero to 100 and she's like, she's away from her sister but she's still sort of like flapping her arms around and she's trying to go one way. Security has to come out and basically like,

shove her into the bathroom with Fadre. Yes, so she does go in there and you just hear her from behind the bathroom door going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the bathroom door going, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. and Dr. G is still like, this is my last night, it's a single man, let's go with the bang. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, her, her sort of her thighs and everything. And they keep zooming in on it over and over again. And Curtis is like, well, my wife told me

to bring half my money home. And she's like, your wife didn't tell you that. He's like, yeah, no, it is. And my wife carries a gun too. She's like, oh, okay. Never mind. So then let's, so Dr. G's, let your name and to one of the stress.

So he walks up to a stripper and she like lifts her Like bikini top right and then she starts like working on his dick like he comes He gets up there and starts like dancing with her and so she's like working on his dick and he's like What's your name and she says tequila and he goes I like margaritas. Did you know it's my bachelor party? You can come to my wedding Did you know it's my bachelor party? You can come to my wedding! Oh, jeans, like, uh, you can't just invite random women to your wedding, man. Yeah, I can.

You can't. No. You really can't. Just don't do that. It's like this is not a 90s movie called The Best Man. You can't invite a stripper to the wedding. So then, and then doctor, doctor G's like, I want to get demon in trouble. Let's get demon in trouble. Let's get demon in trouble.

It's my bachelor body. Somebody smack my ass. I'm like, this guy, listen, you know, I understand you can go to a strip club and have fun there and not cheat. But I think with Dr. G, he's gonna cheat. He already has done it before. Keep an eye on him, Latisha, or just not marry

him in the first place. Yeah, that's what I'd suggest. So Latisha, it's almost out. And she's like, okay, listen, I'm sorry, I got to be too much, but it's just so hard on me right now. And Heavenly, it's like, now she's telling the other girls, yeah, you know that just waiting is rash, right? Because it was put forth and you know that they're not ready. And you know, Jasmine, Jasmine she goes look at she says something about Jasmine and you just hear sing they bring in the top chef sing over and over in the scene and they just keep cutting to Jasmine just sitting there quietly like watching with a look in her eye like fuck this mind out so heavily is like well she said that she's very controlling and she said that he's not very supportive and

Simone was like did he say Specifically did she say specifically he is very controlling And she's like well I heard what I heard and it makes me feel like the communication isn't there and like they're not ready And I don't want to be the one who says I told you fucking so I told you so I don't want to be that person. I just want to be the person that laughs when it falls apart and everyone's just shaking their head That haven't like because of course. This is what heaven Lee's doing at somebody's about to wrap party, you know And right while they're crying in the other room So someone's like she is shady for sure two days before the wedding

You're gonna it is 15 minutes before the wedding. So wait, how did you go from 24 hours to 15? We are in the chapel. This is not when you bring this up. As the ring is being carried down the aisle by a Chihuahua, you bring this up. So, oh, sorry, this sisters are fine. Now, by the way, they've reconciled, they come back out of one's happy and then Fadre gets a text that says, I'm outside, herbly, derbly.

So Fadre goes downstairs and Quad is here. Quad has arrived for this Bachelorette party. So while penis cupcakes are being passed around, Quad is brought in by fate and say She is crap. Heavenly, who seems like they're kind of suggesting that Heavenly has some, like, a psedic quad because they haven't talked for a while. At this moment, Heavenly doesn't care because this moment is so messy. She's so confused.

She's like, yes, yes, yes, standing ovation. She just goes and hugs, hugs quad. And Toya is so mad. She's always like, but uh, oh wait heavily, she's the friend now what's going on? And she's like, Oh, yeah, I mean, I just have a tattoo. Why that's all because this whole season when the season was being shot, it was rumored quad wasn't coming back that she wouldn't sign the contract. They weren't giving her enough money or they just didn't know if they were going to have her back again, you know. And so it was a big controversy like, are they bringing Quad back? Are they bringing her back?

So Lutoya is pissed. She finally thought she got a season. Well, another season. She's had a season with that quad, but you know what I mean. I mean, Quad and her really went there last year and she thinks, finally, I'm going to get to head up this show now and not have to deal with this asshole and here she comes So Toya is one of those people who just can't lose quietly You know she is just like so ruffled that she lost like who invited heavily that's your friend

Oh, so that's your friend now and having these like well. I haven't heard from her in a long time But this is pretty good right? So Pretty good right? So, um, so Jackie is like, in what world would you ever need the X-Wife as your bridal shower? Why? Who did it? I said, huh? So I was like, well I'm trying to understand how quiet it ended up walking through the door when you weren't even divided.

And Simone is like, ah, well, looks like you were invited. Boom. Sing. And so, sweet tea's like, because also tea was very nice. She's like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you. And they hug. She hugs her. And so she goes, so who didn't bite you? And quads like, I was invited by Pedro, sing. And then we look at another person and they go, sing. They're really getting their money

as far as out of the top chef sound effect. They really are. I mean, I mean, this is a very messy, this is a blatantly messy moment, right? So, Pedro's like, well, you know, this is the thing. I mean, everybody wants to know where Quatt is. And, you know, if they're gonna talk about Quatt, I want to help them remember how much of a fun girl and good friend she is.

That's all. Pedro, you're a messy bitch. I'm talking to her. You're talking so bad. She is so mad. So then sweet, but sweet, he plays the game well. So she comes and invites Quatt to sit right next to her, because she's not gonna let them all have a moment.

Like, she knows what's going on. And Quad's like, well, I am a classy girl. Congratulations to you. I want to know, I have no animosity against you. Only this bitch over here, Toya. And she brings really nice gifts and stuff. And I really like how they're playing this. Both of them, you know.

They're like, weren't I gonna do what everybody expects us to do? I'm like so far. And I like it. So T's like, oh god, she tells us. She's like, oh god damn it. Now I gotta sit through this bullshit now. Now you're gonna bring Kwan, because she's well aware of what they're doing,

right? They've been trying ever since a minute she showed up on camera just to piss her off. So, um, Kwan is being messy to the years. She like coughs. I love quad. I don't care what anybody says. That, this lady is a star. I can't believe this cat has so many star power ladies, so much star power. Who cares? You know what I mean?

So then Tori's like, okay, okay, can that be real? How is it possible that you've never met this girl in your life and then she pops up at your wedding shower? And a week ago, you said you didn't even want us to bring up her mother fucking day, but now here she is. And Tori just cannot handle this but she's good. She's glorious. So Sweetie is like,

well the reason why I didn't want them to bring up your name quad is because it was my engagement party and Tori was like, what the fuck is this? And so I just think he's like, well I just thought it was inappropriate then.

And Tori is like, but you're sitting here being ju ju ju jabby jabby dumb dumb dumb. And I'm like, I'm saying, jabby jabby dumb jam. And I, like I say, you're being ju ju ju, jabby jabby dumb jam. Kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuk cracks me up when it's like every season she can't win even when toy is completely right she just stays losing you know they always get to her and she's losing and the guys massaging her kind of rolling his eyes with his legs right now that's what's wrong the couch does like abs behind her while she's saying all this stuff and um having these like oh come on now they're just lost cause I'm not

even gonna try and make them friends anymore. So we get a clip of the last reunion on the Vegas set where Toria's like, I did not break up you sleeping with your contractor. Until today, until today. And I'm going, wait a minute, quad, do you really think, Toya, anything to do with the break in?

I get a, at a, what's your buns, quad, do you really think Toyota had anything to do with the break-in at what your buns, how Nila's house? Because that's very strong accusation. And she's like, I am gonna stand on it. And the toy goes, yeah, well, she also said I was sleeping away because Ujiz Pidis was small. And I just cracked up at the gravity of the situations. One is you were fucking your contractor. The next is, oh yeah, well you were robbing people.

You had organized rings of robberies. You said my husband's penis was small. It's like you need to read order these. You need to be read order. Yeah, truly. So anyway, there, Toy has heads basically okay. Here's the deal This is what I would like to see happen and this is very awkward and sweetie goes, well, this is my adventures No, it's my I've had it. I'm so that for you. Okay, let's be clear quad as much as we would all like to catch up and figure out

Why we all got issues with you? This is quad as much as we all want to sit here and talk about how awful you are and how you've been a shitty, shitty friend to us. And this is all bullshit. This is not the time of place. So, Fadra, can you walk your friend out, please? I never once, like, ooh, so Quad gets up and she's, what about you?

T, would you like me to stay or go? And she's like, well, I think on this occasion, it's probably best that you leave. But she's like, well, I think on this occasion, it's probably best that you leave, but she's nice about it. And then, it quads just like whatever, fucking toy. So she leaves, but then Toya, who can't just take the win, of course,

is like, you know what, they drive really bad at you right now. And if you bring quad to the wedding, we've got a problem. Now I'm gonna leave, where's my shoes? It's like, but you just got quad out, you can't leave too. Yeah. Take the win. Good, messy. Yeah. I really appreciated the messiness of the second half of the episode. It was good. Yeah. Fantastic.

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