Watch What Crappens - #2233 RHOP: Hex Education

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E03), Wendy’s children receive their first communion while Nneka reveals that there may or may not have been a hex placed on her name.  Plus, a big bites Karen!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's going pretty well. Thanks. Speaking of Turkey, it's Thanksgiving week. Very excited. I'm going to start doing my meal prep, not meal prep, but like menu prepping after this. I'm like giddy with it. But I guess we talked about that yesterday

on marriage to medicine. So no need to go back into the Thanksgiving well. How are you doing today, Ronnie? Did you get your turkey? Yes, I got my turkey. Turkey is in the fridge, taking a residence. It's defrosting. It's a butterball.

I'm not opposed to a butterball turkey because last year I made, I got a non butterball, like a nice fresh turkey and it was shitty. And then I also, I made two turkeys last year and the butterball was delicious. So guess what, I'm team butterball now. Well listen, there's something to be said about preservatives and shit.

People worked a very long time to come up with those. Okay, whatever they're injecting into everything. Sure, are we growing second noses? Sure. Are we having a lot of mental issues? We sure are, but guess what? It's worth some tender food. Yeah.

Some tender tasty food. Yes, pressurveyd if you're killing it food industry. Yes, those butterball turkeys are chemically, they're not even turkeys, they are just made in a lab and just like carved into the shape of a turkey. And guess what, they're delicious and they work for me. So that's what I'm gonna listen.

We're in an era where I'm actually jealous of things made in a lab. I was like, my parents suck. Why did they insist on doing everything so fucking natural? I really could have, you know, used some genetic splicing pre-birth. I would have loved that. I could have used some petri dish, you know, creativity.

What the hell? Do you know how hard I'm taking vegan collagen over here? I'm moisturizing, I'm wanting my face. I mean, shit. Splice those jeans up and do it right next time for fuck's sake. I'm all for the butterball. My goal in life is to be a butterball. I want a butterball face.

Let me tell you something. The butterball is basically the Beverly Hills housewife of turkeys. It has had so many injections and it's had so many fluids put into it all in the pursuit of being beautifully plump and juicy and wonderful. So yeah, I'm excited for that. I got to figure out some other dishes. I want to mix it up. It's always the same stuff every year, which is fun, but like, I'm going to try to mix it up this year. But anyway, maybe we'll find inspiration.

It's giving you can't mix it up on Thanksgiving. You can use the same shit every single time, and that's it. That's what you get. And then if you do anything different, then everybody's like, ew, what are you doing? This Thanksgiving. I'm not thankful to God. It's like, oh, for Christ's sake, somebody has a salad. I know.

You know what? I mean, there in lies the tension of Thanksgiving, oh, for Christ's sake, somebody has a salad. I know. You know what? I mean, there in lies the tension of Thanksgiving, which is it's the only time in the year you're ever going to really make stuffing, right? So you're like, well, you got to make the stuffing because it's the only time I ever make it. This is the excuse to make that stuff. But then you also say, but it's always the same stuff

every year. So I may change some things up this year just in the pursuit of honestly, just having excuse to go into all the cookbooks I keep buying and like I need to actually use the cookbooks. So it's really just some cost fallacy at this point. That's driving my motivations. Well, that works.

It drives 90% of the relationships in this country. So why not? Why not let it drive your diet as well? Sunk and cost fallacy. There we go. We made that butter ball. So put that butter ball in some Chanel and get it married girl. One of the things I'm thankful for is Real House's Potomac, which is what we're about

to recap right now. This is on crap is on demand, by the way. Come join us on patreon.com slash watch our crap ends. You can support on the crap is on demand level and you can watch this on video. When you sign up, be sure to mind the cap that you can put on. That allows you to spend as much or as little as you want on Patreon. So this way, you can control that aspect. So really pay attention to that.

And I go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends and see you on the video. For right now though, let's dive into the recap where we last left off, Ashley was having a very, very, very messy moment at her housewarming party, talking to Wendy and making it sound like the new girl, Neckah, was just like talking all this shit about Wendy when literally Neckah was just like talking all this shit about Wendy when literally Neckah was just like reacting to whatever Ashley was saying. Yeah, Ashley was super messy as usual because that's what Ashley does. Now this episode took an interesting turn because it did get scary towards the end because

Wendy's mother entered the fray. So we'll have to see how we get there. Because after last week, I was like, damn, I'd actually, this is terrible. How could you spread this kind of stuff at the beginning of somebody and using ancient tribal caste systems against people? How dare you?

And then by the end of today, it's like she's put a voodoo curse on you. I know. It's a lot of a lot of extra on the happening at the end. I just love it. I mean, just when you think there was a moment at the beginning of the season and literally what do we three episodes and or four episodes in three episodes. But we were like, oh, you know, I'm always worried. I've said that a million times. I'm always worried like, is this the end?

And I was worried. Like what they've a million times, I'm always worried like is this the end? And I was worried like what, they've had such good seasons, season after season. Like is this gonna be a dud? Is this just gonna be a dud season? But they're probably bring out. Voodoo, you know? Someone's mom doing voodoo on people. I mean, I'm in.

100% in. You win the award. Already the best crap, the best TV show of the year, crap the award. Take it. Exactly. So it opens up with Wendy, you know, basically clarifying what Osu is saying that it's like from ancient gods in Nigeria. And she's basically saying, my family is not Osu, because people who are Osu are outcast and her family is not outcast. And she's like, you know, and that article that was saying that she was Osu is just a bad article.

It's not us, we're not Osu. Well, it's interesting because Wendy is doing this thing where she's just playing everything off. Like, I don't care. I don't care. I mean, what she's saying, I was, what, what, what even is that? It's no big deal, you know, blah, blah, blah.

It's a tribal thing. But then she's making everything about Catholicism all of a sudden. It's like so Catholic all the time. And granted us because our kids have their first communion, I get that. But I don't remember ever hearing about Catholicism from Wendy before, but now it's a lot. So I started thinking at the beginning, like is she really bothered by this? And is this something I need to really investigate because I'm into it.

I'm loving the drama of all of it. Oh, it's so detective, Ronnie Caram. I probably become like religious. Yeah. So then we go back to the lunch table where the rest of the women are and Maya's like, So Robin, I care about you. And I really, really want to support you

as a friend during this time. And I know it's hard. And Rob, it's like, no, listen, this is the thing about me. I don't care. Listen, I'm not running for anything. I'm like, oh my god, don't talk about me. I can't believe you said that. I can't be talking about me.

I'm not doing any of that, okay? I just wish Ashi was here because Jisela and Ashley and Shreece, you know, we got together and they were talking some things and you know, they said Jisela, you were very adamant that Juan can't be around just co-worker and friends because of the optics of it all, Jisela.

So like what I was saying in public, I was just saying about in public, you know, what he's doing in public. Do your laundry in private with blondes. Do your laundry in private with blondes, that's what I was saying. He's like, no, no, no, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, okay. Like I'm not gonna ask him to do anything differently than he would normally do outside my knowledge. Hold on, I have a voicemail from one, you might have, I'd say, hold on.

I don't care. I don't care Robin. Yeah. Okay. Well, one doesn't care. It's why I don't care either. So just I was like, did I say that? You said, well, for optics, you said, well, did I say that? Oh, um, well, so Mia's like, Mia's basically, I'm sorry, my nose just totally scrolled up by accident, I got very confused. Mia's like, you said that he can't be seen with her and just like, no, I did not say that.

Robyn's like, well, she almost, she wanted me to be up so with him because I'm dragged into a situation that public is just speculating. And you know what I'm saying is, I don't care that the block is hot. But I think it's like, no, you shouldn't care that the block is hot,

but you should be annoyed, like I feel like you should be annoyed that he's like the hotel thing and everything, like he is doing thing, you're a public figure too, and he should be considering you just the way you consider him, just the way that Robin is careful about saying certain things about the basketball thing, or whatever the way she's protected Juan over the years, he should also have some consideration for her,

because she gets the one that gets dragged through all this mess and has to answer the question ceaselessly. Well, this is why Jacelle's bringing you that the way she is, because they can kind of control the narrative if Jacelle's controlling it. And then Robin gets to sit down and discuss it exactly how she wants to because the narrative really isn't about the girl in the hotel, which I think is the real bad one.

Like that's the real obvious. So I can see somebody hanging out with somebody from work and doing laundry. I mean, even though that's pretty up in the air too, I could buy that one. But the one, you know, now they're concentrating on that instead of the whole like, well, you know, I help homeless people and that girl, you know,

lost her wallet. So of course I'm gonna help her, just like I would any other person under a freeway, Robin, you know? That's where I think we really get some trouble. But Robin's like, well, I feel sorry for the people who waste our precious time worrying about my boring life

and how dare you speak about the bravo audience like that. Okay? And also, why don't you apologize to the people who have spent our time worrying about your boring ass life and make it less boring? Okay? I mean, you've got two full fledged affairs allegedly going on and you're still boring.

You're still boring, okay? Make it up for Robyn. And we know what? She should feel sorry for us going on and you're still boring. You're still boring, okay? Make an effort, Robin. And we know what? She should feel sorry for us because we're the ones who have to sit here and like waste our breath on Robin's life. So, Jacelle, she's like, okay, well thank you for the update. Do we have to love that? We have to love that, which is her way of basically saying, okay, you didn't get the point and I'm not willing to get into a fight with my bestie. So we're just gonna move on.

You're totally wrong in the situation but we keep that to myself. I said what I had to say and now it's all on you. Yeah, and she's also doing the whole, I don't think that it's that from just now. I think it's more like, well, I've done it. We've brought it on television and now we can move on to other storylines

and try to ruin other people's lives and you can stay away from my friend. For example, Karen, I told Karen she owes you an apology. And Karen's like, well, I said just out of j- you owe me an apology. So I don't think you can do forward without talking with me. So are we gonna talk or are we not gonna talk? Run the gun open to it. It's like here we go again, you know.

Let's do this again, every season, Robin and Karen have to have a talk where they sit down and they agree to get along and then two episodes later, they're trying to stab each other. Yeah, this is very love Island this moment because it's like, can I put you for a chat? Like that's the big thing on love Island and that's basically what's happening at this party.

You have Ashley with Wendy, like Ashley pulled Wendy for a chat. And now here comes Karen pulling Robin for a chat. So they go inside and they're everyone else just... Let's say that Love Island is very real housewives. Okay. You're giving Love Island the credit for that. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat.

Love Island is real housewives. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a copycat. Love Island is a housewives. First of all, everything is real housewives. And everything owes real housewives a debt of gratitude. Thank you. But that being said, the motif of how they move the stories along on Love Island, like blatantly,

is just like people's make, can I put you for a chat? So this just felt like the way they just kept on peeling off from this group table felt very love island to me, which is honestly a higher compliment coming from me as a huge Love Island UK fan. So, so then they go inside and and then Ashley comes back out and she Me as like where are you man? And she's like, oh, I've just been talking to the doctor. We got a

We got a really good conversation when the and I And then we cut to it's really hard because everything's cutting back and forth between these two scenes, but we then go over to Karen. I was like, well, LaVacitam is Robin. We're going to sit right by each other. Okay, let's sit in this awkward position here at this table. Okay. Look, look.

You and I have not been the closest of friends in the circle for years. I mean, you married to a cheetah, me, part of a great institution, but very different people. But last year, it would extremely left. And then we see a clip. One day people will see you for who you are. And Karen's like, people see me right now. That's what they see.

Glad arm, institution, middle mod, that's what they see. So we are a bullshedter, that's what they say. So we all are bullshit or else what they say. And Karen, then we move on to the rumors about the blonde and Georgetown. And we all know about it. And Robyn's like, well, I've never heard about a blonde and Georgetown in my life. But you should care, Karen, about people sending pictures of you with the blue eyed man in redskins, Karen Vegas. And Karen, obviously being guilty. Just Karen's guilty face. Oh, so she's like, okay, listen, here's what I care about.

How Robin Dixon and Karen Huber, Huber, move on. Or set boundaries. What are boundaries? What are they? What are my boundaries? Who's boundaries? Are they? Are we going boundaries? What are my boundaries? Are we going to be digging each other's doorbells

and trying to prove that we don't live in each other? Where we say we are, with Domino's workers, can we leave the Domino's workers alone? Do they need anybody to tip the Domino's workers? What's a good way to demarcate a boundary? Should I put up, should I paint the grass? Should I put some stones out? I have an idea! We'll build a fence!

We're gonna build a me all around the property of my emotional debris. Um, um, so, uh, Karen's like, okay, I'm only gonna repeat facts about you, which is her tricky way of being like- And the facts are, y'all has been to cheating slime back. So, if I reserve the right to repeat that because they all facts, okay? And Rob's like, okay, same thing with you. Red skinned teamfucker. So Ashley is like, um, so Wendy, Karen told us that you may be doing a new show. And Wendy's like, yes. So you guys know I've been in the, she's the global political commentator space for a

long time, which is funny to me because I'm like, I'm sure people in Luxembourg are tuning in to hear what Wendy has to say. But she's like, and I came to a point, especially during the pandemic, where I felt like news sometimes shides away from topics that they think are too controversial. And then she's like, well, everything is in front of me. I can't wait to see what Wendy's going to bring up that the news is shying away from. How are you getting along with your husband? Well, let's do controversial for the news.

What's up, Diane? I'm sorry. Wendy's coming through with her stuff that the news is terrified of. Yeah, because you know what, the news these days? It's really just all just so easy going. You know, I find when I turn on the news, I'm like, there's nothing here that's controversial.

Purely fucking fluff. I mean, it's just flowing. Remember the good old days when you got riled up about things, not anymore. I mean, God, everybody's just so loving towards each other these days. It's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, so Sheree says like, well, you know, I guess everything's not for everybody and she's like no everything is not for everybody my demographic is a little bit different the Educational demographic of my show. I mean, oh, okay. Okay, Wendy Well guess what people do not want to watch a conversational variety show from somebody that's too smart I can tell you that right now. Because you know, if you're gonna be mixing news, like light news with relationships, which is you know what's about to come up. Don't tell me you're more educated than me.

I don't wanna fucking hear that from my entertainment tonight, people. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm the educational demographic of my show. Yes, I'm sure Joyce Carol Oates is gonna tune in to watch you broadcast from an apartment somewhere in like suburban DC to talk about politics, but also like your favorite pizza cutter. So I'm sure I'm sure she'll do you find and get

an audience. I just don't want. I don't want to sit there and listen to people who are smarter than me. Okay, I just don't unless Unless it's straight up news, then it's okay. But if you're doing like, I'm doing more than just the news, I'm gonna do Wendy. Then no, I don't want you to be smarter than me. I mean, what the hell? You know who else I can listen to that's smarter than me? Almost anybody.

Okay, I need people as dumb as me or dumber. That's who I need. Well, my issue is that I don't, where I struggle with Wendy is I don't like how she's here saying like, oh yeah, well my show, it's gonna be different. This is, you know, my show is gonna appeal to, it's, it appeals to a different educational demographic. Like, implying this is gonna be high-minded,

news-oriented, intellectual show, and then this, but last week we see her and she's like, oh, what's the production assistant? How do I set up a show? So she's doing like the dumb thing last week, but then this week she's trying to sell, like this is gonna be actually a show for smart people. And I'm like, you can't have it both ways, okay?

You have to like choose your lane here. Also generally, really highly educated demographics don't watch that much TV, so good luck. Yeah. So I think that's true. Like I said, I'm not highly educated so I'm gonna go ahead and just assume that that's true. Everybody run with that. It's pretty, like this is true. They're like, oh I'm not familiar with that. Is that of the New Yorker? So, more people I know are always like, oh, I don't even own a TV. Yeah. So, exactly. What TV? You watch TV. How swipes what? So Wendy's like, yeah, my show vibrates really high. So if people are not an intellectual level to receive it,

I understand why it may not be for them. Well, basically she was just trying to call me a stupid, which I don't think anybody's gonna argue with or really care, right? So just like, well, that's a little shady. I'm not really sure who you're coming for with that. But Wendy's just like, I'm Wendy. I'm gonna have a show that you're all too stupid to watch.

Basically. And then later, she's gonna be like, why isn't anybody nice to me in this group? Yeah. Just don't get it. So just like, well, that's shady. And when he goes, was I? I was just drinking my water.

I mean, he's like, oh, no, well, she only made it very cool. I think she says she didn't want to fuck with me. So, and Wendy's like, well, if someone threw a drink on you, would you? Which is a very good point. Yeah, it's unassailable. And then we see the flashback of that, which they show once or twice this episode. So, let me go back inside and Karen says, no, I need to know something. Your marriage Robin.

Is it open or is it traditional? Basically, is it an institution or is it in shambles using some sort of excuse for why it's in shambles? And Robins like we have a traditional marriage where we're roommates and the husband probably has a different apartment where he brings other people and has to do laundry and a laundromat What is our to understand? Audrey and a larger mat. What a sword, understand. And you're married legally? Alright, great. That's all I needed to know. Can I expect the same from you though as far as we deal with each other?

And Robin's like, yeah, I mean, you started it. You started it. You started it. No, you did. No, you did. You started it. You did. You started it.

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Okay, it's not just about throwing the drink, but you know, after we wrapped up in New York and everyone said the piece Then you go on social media and proceed to attack me. So let's not throw rocks and hide our hands here Yeah So let's not throw rocks and hide our hands here. Yeah. And me is like, well, but you can't talk about women's empowerment when the moment you get a chance to beat someone down you beat them down. Why not up, leave me Wendy? Because you're fucking terrible. That's why.

She doesn't want to owe you a lift up. Okay. She doesn't, you threw a drink on her. Okay, don't talk about like, and by the way, if you're savaging people on social media, but then you're like, but why don't you empower me? That doesn't work. It doesn't work that way.

Yeah, it doesn't work that way. Team Wendy on this one. I'm, I'm, why? Because, because you're slow, I can't lift you. You're too low. You're too low then. Well, then if you vibrate so high, why are you so quick to call someone slow?

Which is because you are slow. So Mia's like, well, she really, she likes, in her mind, things that like she's really going, like she's going, she thinks she's going high in her mind, but she's actually really going a lot, okay? Because Wendy comes to people in these like nasty frances because it's her way

of like making herself feel banner about herself and it's not working. So Wendy's like, well I am like in such a good place, you know, you know, with like I like you and I like you and I like you and I like you and love you. And she basically says that she loves everyone at the table except for, except for Mia and Jacelle. Yeah. And this is what Wendy does. It makes me crazy. She's like, okay, I love everybody, but I'm excited about my show. So let's elevate the conversation. You're the one who brought the conversation down.

It started as a positive conversation about whatever you're doing. You're the one who brought it down. Yeah. So then now they decide to move onto the inside or whatever. And then Neck is talking to Robin at the bar. And she's like, so how do you feel about all these people being like, I mean, don't live your life.

I mean, just hide out. I mean, not to play the lawyer card, but objection, am I right? Abjection. Well, not to play the lawyer card too, but I don't care. Well, I'm a very tough person, so I'm fine. Like, there's definite moments where I was like, Lord, it's like a pile on,

but like, it's a crazy life that we live in crazy faces. It's crazy, high, crazy face, just. Debra, crazy face. Oh yeah, Debra just walks by and sticks her head in the conversation. At the point, like, it's like low in the frame too. It's just like glides by, like it's like just going by. And the music goes, shhhhh.

So Robyn's like, yeah, it's just so crazy we're just so famous that people are just constantly following us around and not that like you know that just happened to marry the most obvious person who's blatantly trying to get in the press cheating on me as I possibly could twice married him twice. So there's that. So they make some small talk, and then Neck is like, you know, you seem to know what you're doing, and that's really all that matters.

And so they talk like, where are they living? And they're gonna go grab a, this is where it necko worries me. Because she's like, okay, guess what? I'm gonna give you a call. We're gonna go get a cocky, you know, a cocky. Oh no, not a straight-up. She's a straight-up. We're gonna go get a cocky. You know a cocky. Oh, no Straight-out Bravo fan. Not a Mary soul fan

She's like I'm a gay icon. Hey pulls out a chest of props So inside Ashley so the Nash is like saying goodbye To Uncle lump and stuff and then the women are all sitting around and Wendy is like oh Ashley I'm having a first communion for the boys and I told Karen about it. It's next Saturday and I want you to be there. And this is like right in front of Jacelle and Robin. And like blatantly making sure that they see,

and me, so like they're blatantly not invited to this community. Oh my God, we don't get to gather around and watch your children eat bread. No, no. No. How will I spend that money I could have bought gifts for your children?

But like no one cares. Like no one cares. I'm curious about your goddamn first communion. Guess what, I'm old enough. I buy my own fucking bottles of wine. Have fun, Saka. No one wants to go to a communion. I'll just say that.

I just have to assume. I've actually never been invited to a communion, but I'm okay with that. I don't need to go to one. Okay, I did one. I was communed. It sucks. And you know how much bread they give you one bite?

Like who the fuck is supposed to sit through that? I came all the, I just gave my spirit to Jesus for one fucking bite of bread. I snuck home and just ate a whole loaf of wonder bread after that shit. I needed it. What do you, what do you, you're like, I want a lot of Jesus.

What, what do you have to do in a community and other than eat the waffer? They do a prayer like they do a big prayer thing and then the kids line up and they go down the line and basically get like a little All right on your head and then you do the it's your first communion So you take the body of Christ and the blood of Christ Which is the piece of bread and then a little thing of wine or grape juice If you went to my my Mimaw's church Jesus chapel You just got grape juice because wine's a sin which was never really explained well since Jesus made it from water I don't know you don't go there for logic really go there for bread You go there for snack

Yeah, I just was wondering because later in the episode one of the kids was like I was really nervous Does that's something that kids get nervous about? Doing the kids feel there. You know, and everybody's invited to see you and I guess you get nervous. I'm like, well, you have a bar mitzvah, and then you talk about being, that's when you get nervous, okay?

Oh yeah, I know you guys really have to, do you have to like sing? What you can or not, you have to get your ass up there and say, that's like fourth, you're forced to sing in a language that you don't understand and with people staring at you. So, and I have to say, I have been to a lot of Bar Mitzvah's in my day, just a lot of my friends growing up are Jewish. And so I went to Hebrew schools, I've told you in the past,

but you know what I never noticed in Hebrew school is something you told me recently that there's no instruments in your temple, which is different, because like cool church has instruments. So we were talking about that a couple of weeks, but it does kind of explain some of the singing I've heard at Barnett's place. And we're not allowed to even criticize Barnett's place.

I'm gonna give you a safe space, and then this way I'll take the heat if I'm giving you a safe space and you say something offensive. There's not a ton of tone in that singing because you're saying like, for singing, growing up, we had forced karaoke in my house. And you just had to kind of learn, you know, and it's not like, we're not all great singers or whatever. But yeah, my best friend David growing up, his Burmets fought.

He didn't even care either. He was just toneless, he did not even care. And I was like, you know what, this is how to get into the kingdom of God. It's actually true. This is actually a very true thing. And in fact, not only is there not a lot of tone that when you go to a synagogue

and someone has a canter, the canter is for those who don't know. That's like someone who's like, consing and will sing the prayers. When a canter shows out, I'm always like, what are they doing? Like, if I can't just like, if I can't just like,

oh, shrill, shrill, shrill, I'm like, excuse you, you have to sound like you were just dying on the inside and waiting to get to the big deal at the end of this. I'm always like, whenever there's like so many things to well up there, I'm like, what are you doing? What are you like? This is not a place for singing. It's like and the amount of

An overconfident counter, right? The thing that's funny is that at the bar bar and bar and bar mitzvahs, the parents have to go up the parents also have to do a little bit of singing that the that to do prayers from the Torah and really, I mean, they're just, it's so interesting that the amount of different ways people can sing without tone, like different versions of just a tonal that, and you're like, oh my god. It's so good. It's like the exact opposite of gospel music. gospel music is like big, with deep, what not deep,

but like rich, beautiful voices. And then we're like, buchatad, anoy, alohenim, alfalaam. Yeah. Well, ghatad, noi, l'oche, noo, melech, l'om. Yeah. Well, definitely, yeah, there are different tiers of entertainment value.

I will say, from its face, way more fun, way better catering than any first community in things I ever did or went to, you know?

I mean, you guys really, really know how to show up. Yeah. I will say, I mean, you go through the bad singing, but you have a great party afterwards. Amazing.

There are gonna be some people who are really mad at me, though, excuse me. We, everyone who sings in my synagogues sounds beautiful and wonderful. Everyone is great. Have you never heard of some of our most famous Jewish singers that we've had in the world? Yeah, but I think there is something.

It is kind of like karaoke in the way, like no one wants to hear a good karaoke singer Right like when some you know when people get up there and are And I am one of those people by the way. I'm fucking obnoxious. I hate singing karaoke because I've like a theater kid You know, so I can't help it. I'm like yeah if I was bar mitzvah that I'd be I was Bar Mitzvah, that'd be... HALO HEEE! NOOOOO! HEEE!

Hold it, hold it, hold that one! HEEE! HEE! And I think it would probably work that way with Bar Mitzvah's too, where like you said, you don't want to hear somebody like really singing well, you know, the fuck. You want that? Well, with karaoke, there's an uncanny valley of quality,

which is that you wanna hear people who are really terrible or you wanna hear people that are absolutely amazing. Like you dream for the day that you're sitting there and then like Kelly Clarkson walks in and starts doing karaoke, you're like, yes. But what you don't want is the uncanny valley, which is that area that's too close to the good singer, but not quite good, so it feels terrible.

So what you don't want is the person who, you don't want, you don't want Mira, who sings in her shower and whose mom loves her voice. And she gets up there and she's like, black fangirl, sa-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I think she's so good. You're so right with the finger too. And like, point your finger at me. Oh yeah, sorry. Black Fowler. At their doing Ron, they got Melisma, but they're like, there's some tone in there.

There's like some good stuff, but like largely, it's like just terrible. Like, that's what I don't want. Because they're taking it seriously. They're hoping that they're gonna get discovered. And guess what, Myra, you're not gonna be discovered. Go back to the FedEx shop. I mean, on the same thing at a bar mitzvah,

you're like, okay, this is the bar mitzvah. You can calm down, okay? No one's signing anybody out of a bar mitzvah. No one's signing anybody out of a bar mitzvah. No one's signing anybody out of a bar mitzvah. No one's gonna be some story. It's like Barbara Streisand was discovered at her bar mitzvah. Okay, so Wendy has just dropped this thing

trying to make everybody upset. Like, oh, I'm not inviting people to my first communion. And they just kind of stare at her because it's just like unbelievably rude for no reason. Like she's just trying to start some shit. And she is on real housewives, so I get it. But Wendy just is always trying and it just never quite works. You know, she's trying to start with them. They do not care Wendy. They don't care about you.

They don't care about your stupid first communion. Nobody's got Wendy. Okay. Wendy is at her best. Like, I loved Wendy when she first came on. I still actually do like Wendy. But she's at her best when she is just like the smart professor in the room And she doesn't lower herself down to Robyn's level or Ashley's level and when they when they try to come for her

She just reads them down like because she can read people really well And she's so good at it and she is so smart So when she just like I sometimes I do feel like I don't know me. She doesn't dumb herself down for TV But like I feel like I don't know I feel like't dumb herself down for TV, but I feel like, I don't know, I feel like she's not leading into just being the smart lady that she is. I feel like that used to be her whole thing,

and maybe she got a lot of flack for being like, oh, Wendy in her degrees, although she still does brag about them. But I just feel like when Wendy does the dumb thing, like, oh my God, what's a production assistant? Or last year, what's a business plan? I just feel like she's just so much less appealing. I just want her.

Well, she's not smart in that area. Those areas are new to her. I mean, I'll look at it like this. Wendy is better when she's on the defense. She's not really an offense player. When she comes in to play offense, it's like awkward because she doesn't ever choose the right timing. She's holding onto Steph from a season gone past where everybody's like,

let's do, you know, let's move on. This is the move on part. She's just like, it's awkward because she's trying to be on the offense. And it's just, that's not why people watch you play. Like, you need to be on the defense. So we'll see. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So then meanwhile, Candace is self-yening on her tour. She's like, I'm doing nine cities and that's insane. And then Robin and Juan are walking in their neighborhood and they encounter like a dead snake in the road. It's not only dead, it's been like run over a few times. It's just like like a snake muscle and bone

It's just like a strange visual and then why don't you suddenly get scanned? I mean what the hell was that? The snake happened good. It was That snake went through it. That snake definitely had a bad a bad end Well speaking of someone who will not be getting a TV show that's way above everybody's heads, Wang goes, wow, I didn't even know Snakes had bones. Really? They're just, come on. My lobs. They're just blob and vertebrates. They're just sacks of goo.

Maybe worms. Maybe worms don't have bones. So, do worms have bones? Worms don't have bones. I refuse to answer any of your quiz questions, because I have not prepared for that. I will. I will talk about that. Do worms have bones? No, worms don't have bones. No, they're invertebrates. See?

The only thing I'm going to snake has teeth are bones, right? Okay, look that up, our teeth bones. I told you, I warned you, this is what is gonna happen. I'm trying to quiz me, but I'm gonna have 20 questions about it, our teeth bones, I think they're bones. Well, okay, here's the answer, and it's very British. She says, while your teeth and your bones may share some similarities, most doubly,

in both, okay, tith are not made from bone. Well, there you go. You know, I'm not gonna have a TV show for smart people either. So it's official. Okay, so they take an odd snake walk and then Jazeal goes shopping with Grace and, you know, they can see each other. I adore this store.

And I feel like you look like a beautiful little angel in that dress sa, sorry, I had to incorporate all the girls' names because you mentioned Adora. I mean, Grace. You have so much grace in that dresser that I adore. My little angel. So they're looking for clothes for party time because it's almost prom time or whatever. And does it's like a cute mother daughter shop new scene? Can we skip the scene on the side?

Yeah, let's skip. I'm like, you can't see my fingers. We just want to talk about our mitsvas. So instead of this scene, we talked about our mitsvas and we talked about singing. Let's move on. Honestly, it was a lovely scene. This is what my fingers were doing scrolling down.

It was like a lovely scene. Like, you know, I love Jazele and her daughters. Don't need to talk about it. They had a nice time. Okay, so now we got a Wendy's and she's in her kitchen with Eddie and the kids. Eddie is wearing a t-shirt that says Happy Eddie. So he's now pushing the Happy Eddie brand.

No one cared. It wasn't a, no one really cared that much last season and they definitely don't care enough this season to buy a t-shirt. So we can just stop this right now. We can stop coming from the happy, she's coming from the candy place of like turn your pain, turn your housewives' pain into dollars like the dungeon tour and the, you know, all the stuff that candy does.

Candy will trademark anything. Like if you just can't be, she will trademark it and she will profit off of it. So I guess there's definitely precedent for it, but I'm, who wants to wear a shirt that says happy Eddie, it doesn't even make any sense. Like why would I, is Aronnie, wear a shirt that says happy Eddie? I just don't know. Think through your merch. Think it through. It's just one of those things that was like hilarious to Wendy, like just because it catches on in your family and you're making like jokes around the dinner table about that, I don't know if it's going to translate to the like the world at large. Like you got to, you know, like, man, we're really on Wendy today.

We are. I'm mad at Wendy. I don't know why. Wendy hasn't even done a big really, really, really not much. This t-shirt is a certifiable offense. I'm sorry. Like, it's not t-shirt. The happy anything is not t-shirt worthy, okay?

Mm-hmm. So she's like Catholicism, Catholicism, first communion, first communion. So we see pictures from her first communion. And so she shows the family and stuff. And she's like, I'm Catholic, I went to Catholic school and I used to get detention because I would roll my skirt up.

And then the nuns would tell me my skirt was too short So I'm definitely a Catholic girl through and through So then Eddie's asking you know what he's supposed to wear and So then Eddie's asking, you know, what are you supposed to wear? And guess who's supposed to wear yellow, but she's going to wear white because of course and Eddie's like, but you're not getting communion. Like, why are you wearing white? She goes, well, are my kids getting communion? Because yes, she goes, so she's like, well then I'm going to wear white because I'm their

mommy. Mommy gets to wear white dress too. Yeah, she's like just in your, just like in your wedding when your wife wears a white dress, mommy's going to wear a white dress too. And is that, that's not a thing? That's not a thing. No, that's not a thing. No.

That's terrible. That's not good. So Carter's like, no, you don't wear a white dress if we're not marrying you. And she's like, you're my son. You're forever married to me. Your wife just doesn't know that yet. Well, okay.

Good job cutting off like 80% of his prospects. Moving forward. I know. Good luck with that. So, and he's like, I don't have a wife. So then they go upstairs to have the kids try on their little suits, which is really cute. And when he talks more about how her dad was a

preacher, but he wasn't Catholic, but her mom was born Catholic, and her dad is Protestant, and then the dad got really super into religion, and that caught the divorce, et cetera. So she just has a very religious background that we were not really aware of, as you mentioned earlier. So then the kids come out, and they're out fifth. They're really cute, of course. And they're ready to go for communion. Nobody want me to say, I don't know what to say. That's a communion. Like what are you going to say?

So she starts gossiping with Eddie after all of this. And she's talking about the housewarming and how Ashley brought this new friend. And she's like, you know, I thought she was going to be cool how Ashley brought this new friend and she's like, you know, I thought she was going to be cool because Ashley is like, oh, she's Nigerian and I'm like, oh, this is awesome. And then Ashley is like, but by the way, when I was talking to my friend, she brought this article up about you being oh sue. And we see that.

We see Ashley doing it. And the caron says, the caron on screen, the subtitle says, Ashley actually bringing up your article, like even the show is going to bat. Renekka. So the producer asks Wendy again, so have you met Neka before? And she's like, well, I mean, I've seen her passing before. That's what I've seen her in passing. And so it's interesting that they're asking her that again, they're like kind of building a case.

So then Wendy's like, and then Ashley told me that her friend was asking what kind of doctor I am. And then we see the chiron going, um, actually it was NECA clarifying what type of doctor Wendy is. To Ashley, who's it dummy? Yeah, all she was doing was getting clarification. So now Eddie is like so now you're trying to you trying to shoot your shot at a fellow

Nigerian and what and Wendy is like yeah it's just weird because I never even met the girl and Eddie is like that's crazy like crazy Eddie. I don't know if this is a woman you want to be getting in with. I'm just saying. Yeah, so then we go to me as apartment. Karen's coming over. Mia wants to murder her husband. You can just tell she wants him dead.

And he's like getting the kids ready. And they're gonna go out and you know, say, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, saying, you got him, you got him, born in, he's like, I've got it, I've got it. And Karen's like, oh, you're gonna do daddy, dude, he hates me. And he's like, well, all the changes going on in our business, you mean all that cutting off and being kicked off the boardiness that's been happening with your business

after you allegedly were spending money on your personal life instead of the business and then your whole family revolted and through your asses out. Yeah, what about changes? All the changes I love for spin on Dutch because we decided to put up haunts on having a nanny. I'm like, you ran out of money. It's not that you were like, oh my god, there's so many changes with the business. We have to put up haunts on this. She's using housewives language too. We put the nanny on pause.

Meanwhile, the nanny is like, you better back it up, bitch. You know what? Who do you think is going to walk your children? Who do you think is going to take into the park? Not me. You know what? Because nanny don't fly with pigeons. And she's just going to go, see you better back the fuck up.

And you better eat your bread crumbs, bitch. So, like Gordon is a huge help and he's picking up where he can I mean when he can pick up his knees are really terrible, but kids are you know the kids are everywhere so Mia is they they head out and and Mia is basically like so So what are your thoughts on on So, one of your thoughts on that etiquette queen about the, they're talking about the Wendy and the Christening and not the Christening, the communion and how people were not invited

to it. So Karen's like, well, I thought that the invitation was personal coming from Wendy's, sliding Robin sitting right there, but we also understand that Robin's slided her children in her mind at the family event last year, so there's fair. And he's like, wow, Vincent's mind can't fuck with Robin. And because Robin, it's called me slow and says that she vibrates so high, well, you know, Jeremiah, my son, does have a learning disability.

Okay. Really? No, you don't get to use that. Do you think? I don't know, it's weird. I was like, you can't have me slow because my son has a learning disability. Oh, fuck off.

That's not even fair. And also, why are you airing that on TV? Like, isn't that your son's thing to... I don't know, I don't know what to do with this one, because when Wendy said it, I chuckled. And then Mia's like, well, my son has a learning disability, he has a speech delay and a learning disability we're working on, he's been called slow.

So I didn't call her that, she didn't call the son that. Right, but for her, she, I don't know. What I can't tell is that Mia's track record is that if you get different and she will take a mile. So give her an excuse to like, be like, whoa is me, she will take it. I just don't, I don't know what the line is on this one. I really don't know what the line is on, you know,

part of me feels like, she probably, I think that probably her, when Wendy said that she probably was thinking, that's fucked up, but then she then says, but now she takes it and goes, oh my goodness, this hurts me too much. So good to my son. So it's like, that's where it's trying to take. She's trying to take someone else's victimhood

and use it for her own game. That's so gross, I think, to take something your child is going through to win a fight. That's gross. And if she had said to Wendy at that point, like I don't like that word because, you know, my son is called that at school or whatever, then that would have been different.

But like holding onto it and then being like, me as coming from my son with a disability of some kind or a disorder is gross. My, I mean me as gross, me, who does that? Yeah, it definitely felt like she was leaning in, okay. So Karen's like, oh, I'm sorry. And Mia's like, well, that's okay because I speak to him that he's smart and that he's kind and brilliant.

Because, hmm, hmm. So it hits you in certain ways. Yeah, I mean, Kinser Krool. And like, I've actually heard other kids call him that. So, and so she talks about how her son is her world and everything and yada yada and Karen's love. It's a lot of, by the way, a lot of children on Bravo content this week lately on the real house.

I feel like every show has been focusing on it. It's also weaponizing your children a lot, specifically in this episode. Mia's doing it right now. Then Wendy's like, you can't come to my child's first communion. And that was in response to Robin being like, well, you can't come to my family day with your children. Well, your children's kingdom. But you can't, it's like,

why are we all weaponizing our children again? Like, why are we using our children as weapons against each other? That's just silly. Yeah, although I have to imagine like this probably happens on a day to the basis around the country all the time. So, well, if my mom weaponized me, it was to get me pissed off at somebody,

so I'd tell them off, use my mouth against them, but it wasn't to use my situations against people. So Karen is like, just to eat properly. Karen's like, well, I'm not taking up for Wendy, but I do know her to be in the properly. Karen's like, well I'm not taking up for Wendy, but I do know her to be a compassionate person and when she knows those, you know, those things, I do, I do know her to be that way,

but she didn't know anything about your son's situation and I'm not going to be in a position where I am going to choose between the two of you. And Mia says, yeah, you just hump the fence. And Karen says, I own the fence. I, all y'all, I'm my fence.

You have my fence. I'm the fence. Why are you humping me? Why? Get off of me. I look at Karen really just leaning into fence. I just like that she's so used to being, like, you used to having no money

that her go to say, I own the fence. I own it. I own it. So, yes, I own it, I own it. So yes, Karen, we know you own things. So Candace goes to meet Wendy, they go to this bar restaurant thing. And Candace is talking about her act, you know, so we see a clip of that. And let's city winery, you know, love you. Hi city winery. Hi city winery and

Candace is like, okay, so who's this girl who's coming? So we are going to meet a friend of who owns a med spa down the street yes, so So the new girl's gonna come here and Wendy is talking about So the new girl's gonna come here and Wendy is talking about, well, she just comes. This girl, so her name is Kierna and she joins them at the bar and she like works next door and everything and they're like, oh, hi.

And she was at Wendy's wine with Wendy event that she had at some point. I don't remember if that was last year or two years ago. So they're all just like chatting and everything in Kansas is like, oh my God, I love me. I'm blind with Wendy. The wine that vibrates too high to be drunk by stupid people Those people will just enjoy wines by toya so Candace is like she's like she's like oh my god

So I've you always had your store here and the girls like oh my god. I'm a Baltimore girl and Wendy says that She tells Karen that Ashley had a house for me event and the vibe was good. But then she starts talking about what Ashley told her about Neckah. Then Neckah put up this blog about Osu and everything and Yadi, Yadi, Yadi. So Candice is like, does she even know you?

Do you know her? Or do you have people in common? What is this and when he's like well? Honestly, I met this girl for the first time at Ashley's thing like if she knows me That's different. This is already fishy, right? Right. So what is she doing? She's doing the Karen storyline from her first season where she's like, oh, remember Karen I know you and Karen's like I don't know. Check, yes, we're on a board together. Well, I'm on lots of boards.

What are you gonna do? I am the board. Watch people file their nails with me. I'm a board, I am a board. I am board certified by me because I'm a board. And when he's like, no, we know each other. So I don't know why she is now repeating the same storyline onto this poor new girl. But here we go.

You are totally right. That's exactly what's happening. Candace, of course, is immediately suspicious. She's like, did Ashley tell you this about Neckah? And when she's like, yes, but she said that when she had the meeting with the girl, that's like, that's what happened. And Candace is like, see, like, isn't that like a red flag, right? Isn't that a red flag that Ashi told you all this?

She goes, I think that we have learned at this juncture that when Ashi's coming to people with information, she's doing it from a place of messiasco. And on point, you know, she's true. And why anybody falls for Ashi's bullshit? And they do every single time. I mean, she's so good at it. So Wendy's like, well, I'm gonna have my first communion

on Saturday for my kids. And then we're gonna have a brunch after and I want you guys there. But, you know, this is gonna be your first time seeing Ashley, you know? And Candice is like, well, I mean, I do like her, but then she turns around and stabs you in the side of your ear.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm kind of's not in danger in the earlobe. So, um, so now Karen and Ashley meet up to get some outfits for the Communion, uh, big, a Communion event. And, um, can I just walk? Oh, I just got bit! Uh! Do fences often get bitten? Do bugs know not to bite fences? And she's like, oh my god, what are we gonna do with this? Something I've got a bug bite, I've got a bug on my nose, a bug on my nose. So they have to take care of Karen's bug bite.

And then they start basically talking about everything going on. And Ashley's like, you know, this store, I don't know, it's got really conservative things. Are there anything, is there anything that will look good on my boobs? Ashley, you're going to a first communion. Yeah. A pantsuit's not going to kill you.

It'll be okay. It will be okay. Also, by the way, I was amused by Karen being really obsessed with her bug bite because she was like, oh, I got bitten by a bug, I'm going now. And so she looks at herself in the mirror and she goes, it's huge, oh no! I'm like, you literally cannot see her on camera at all. And she's fully obsessed with it. Also, what bug goes up and bites you on the nose while you're walking on the sidewalk?

That's what I would- A rude one. Fucking rude bug. That would not be invited to my child's first comedian. No, that's true. So they make small talk about boobs and dresses and how they fit and all that stuff. So then Karen's like, well, I have a question for you.

I did go to see Cantis. And you're not. You're going to be with Wendy tomorrow. So how are you feeling? How are you feeling about being with Wendy? Do you feel like you just got a bite of prime meat right down your cold? No, I'm sorry. That was the bug. That was the bug. Congratulations bug. You really struck over that one. You got a taste of the institution. So as she said well, she made it clear, I mean she wants no correspondence with me and that's completely fine with me Karen And Karen says well I shared with her that it was odd it was odd and really strange to me that no one brought up her name at housewarming and

Basically Karen's like I know an icy situation when I see one I sip it out 101 is don't mention her name I've been there so she's best is saying that everyone's like, don't even talk about her on camera and just make her irrelevant on the show. Yeah. And so Karen's like, so tell me about this lawsuit with Michael, like what's going on with that? And she's like, you would have to ask Candace,

I know nothing about that. And Karen's like, she won't talk about it. And Ashley says, he won't talk about it and Ashley says he won't talk about it either. So then we see a flashback of Karen with Candice saying, so $2 million is he's assuming you for $2 million? And she's like, with regards to the lawsuit, I'm not answering any questions about it. So Karen's like, well, I'm disappointed he felt he had to come up with a lawsuit to do it. I mean, I think Michael is just trying to make a point,

but was it worth two million dollars? Maybe two pennies. That's more realistic because we've all heard this. And Candace just has a wonderful way of putting the butter to the bread when it comes to cutting somebody's throat. I look, wait, what? But in the butter to the bread, when it comes to putting somebody's throat, I don't totally understand that.

But Karen was very amused by it. So I'm gonna let her have the moment. And she's trying, right? Karen's just like flicking through all the story lines and no one's really, you know, biting, no pun intended, but like no one's biting. And so she's, now they're talking about, so now she flicks to the next story, which is Mia, right?

So she went to visit Mia and they had a good house and it was just very painful to hear about what transpired between Sheen Wendy. Basically, Wendy said she was slow. And just like the audience, Ashley's looking at her like, and we're not allowed to call Mia slow now. We're running out of words. Mia is a little slow.

So then Ashley is like, um, is Mia hurt that somebody called her slow? I don't think so, but it's gonna help her prove her point. And you know, I have some, basically Ashley doesn't believe any of it. She's like, Mia is gonna, of course,

Mia is gonna do this to maximize like the sympathy. Right. So she talks about the situation with Neckah. to maximize the sympathy. Right, so she talks about the situation with Neckah and she's like, you know, I had this conversation with Neckah and I guess I kind of told her the wrong thing. Maybe I shouldn't have told her that when he was saying this stuff, because it really was me who brought it up and Karen's like, oh really Ashley? So you're saying Neckah said she was Osu

and she's like, no, I said that maybe I applied. Maybe she implied that she was Osu. She's like, what did the girls say Ashley? She's like, nothing really. She's like, you messy, messy Ashley. Messy Ashley. She's, Karen's like, so you made this shut up. Were you being messy? She's like, oh you made this shit up. Were you being messaged?

Like, I misremembered. Basically, I feel like the producer sets were like, you're completely lying right now, and you're gonna look stupid, so you better clean this up before it gets out of hand. Which is rare. I mean, I don't know that we've really seen it this blatant on a housewife show where the producer comes in

and it's like, Ashley, you just made a completely wrong move. You need to backtrack on all of this. I think the only other time it happened was Lisa Rina. Like when Lisa Rina, Lisa Rina pretended to let she remember, remember in Mexico, she was like, I didn't say that about Kim Richards. She's like, no, I didn't say that. And then later on, she's like, you know what? I was thinking about it. I did say that. Didn't she always say she doesn't remember saying it? But I thought it was that like,

wasn't it that like, she suddenly was like, I suddenly remembered something. I suddenly remembered that I said this. If it was not that situation, I may be conflating to situations. But there was definitely a moment where Lisa pivoted and suddenly remembered something out of the blue. It was like very obvious, the poosters told her,

like, you got this wrong. No, yeah, I just, I don't remember that part. I just remember Lisa always been like, oh, don't remember. I mean, if it happened, I guess I would be sorry. Ha, ha, ha, ha, if it happened, I don't think it did that. What is everybody attacking me? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, so we get, that's the other Lisa, sorry.

I got a Barlow cry in the Brinnah cry. So let's see. So Karen's like, oh Jesus Christ, actually you're so fucking messy, right? So then we go to the first communion and now we're at the brunch after the first communion. And oh my God, I have to let my dog out of the room because he won't stop looking his paw

and it's making me, is it making you crazy? It's just like, is he by the door? He's laying by me. Hey, Beilder, go downstairs. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it down there. Go on. Go on.

Is he gonna go? Yeah. Go on. You're gonna love it down there. Keep on going. Go on, keep on truck to love it down there. Keep on going. Go on. Keep on trucking. You can do it.

It's like, are you going to pet me? I don't understand what you're doing. You've got to stop licking. The licking's making me crazy. He's on like a Karen Huger impersonation down there. You also got to stop it by a bug on my nose. Okay. He's not going to go.

I was laying at my feet. Okay. So, he's not gonna go now, he's laying at my feet. Okay, so sorry everybody, that was a bunch of unnecessary information, but life happens. So Wendy's like, the first communion was a success, you know? My boys were nervous, but they just walked up to the priest, they received their bread and they bowed, and I was just such a proud Catholic mother. I'm Catholic, have I mentioned that I'm Catholic,

I've always been Catholic, and I have Catholic have I mentioned that I'm Catholic, I've always been Catholic and I love Catholicism. So they show up, another all like show up at this brunch. Wendy's mom is there, the kids are there obviously, people are all there and then just like people are just the mom's like I'm praying right she's like, no, I'm gonna pray. I'm their mother. She's like, I'm their mother. You're literally not their mother. I am their mother.

She's like, she's like, well, if I didn't birth you, then you wouldn't birth them. I can't just like, can I have what she's drinking, please? So people start coming in and hugging and everybody saying hi to each other and all that good stuff. So, the mom comes over to the table of Candice and Karen and Wendy and she's like, so is Mia coming because I want to make sure so we get prepared with more drinks so I can

get my raincoat from the car. Everyone's like, oh, they were not expecting Yom to come in with that. encode from the car. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's saying, right, it's getting a rain count. And I guess then we see a bunch of news articles about Wendy's mom lashing out at via on social media. So she's a real boss, a girl boss. So then Ashley shows up and her boobs are all out. She's like, oh, sorry, sorry about showing my girls, but I haven't learned how to address them. I'm like, you know, you could, like, listen, I, I,

there's a mirror. If you, if you look at yourself in a mirror and you see your boobs rat and you feel it's inappropriate, then just change your outfit. I don't know what's so different. Actually, it doesn't have outfits to change into, it's actually. Also, those are new, you know, diamonds and rosé

or whatever she means, those things, diamonds and denim. Diamonds and denim, right? What's she name on? Denim and plaid, denim, quarter and oi. So denim is, I think they're denim is in diamond. So she got new ones and you don't know how they're gonna fit in things yet.

You know what I mean? So you gotta give her some grace. She's gotta, you gotta get used to them, you know? I just feel So you got to give her some grace. She's got to, you got to get used to it. You know? Yeah, I feel like, first of all, I think her name, they're Demi and Diamonds, I think. But I feel like, I don't know, maybe I'm being naive, but I just also feel like, if you're at home and you put on something, it's not fitting right, you just choose a different look.

So I just don't know why she's acting like the fence looks like, oh my God. She's gonna wear a booby shirt, wear a wig. She watches her. Listen, you're in a place where everyone's dressed nice, everyone's looking cute and she's single. You never know when you're gonna be Mr. Right. That's right. Well, she's single-ish.

So you always gotta look at it as an opportunity. And since she paid for those things, I mean, listen, if your kids are old enough to like learn how to eat one bite of bread at a time, they're old enough to see a pair of tits. That's what I say. So Ashley comes, so that Ashley basically takes a seat at this table, which means I can't. I'm sorry I said tits. I hate that word. Go ahead, I'm sorry. We forgive you. So Ashley sits down and so Candice has to move her bag and she's not happy about that. She's trying to get another chair for it.

There's some awkwardness between Ashley and Candice as expected. Then Wendy introduces Kierna to the group and then food comes out. I'm sorry. I hate all of this stuff going on. It's boring me. So let me just bring this up. Something very important. Have you all heard of pickleball?

If we heard of pickleball. Yeah, out of nowhere. Yes, Karen, we've heard of pickleball. Now raise the male pickleball. Ray knows everything there is to know about pickleball. Now go, God, great. But now we get a pickleball storyline. Are you gonna not allow someone's children to come?

Let's stay on thing. Stay on thing. Also, the way that Karen brings up the pickleball is so random because Candace is basically, when you're asking, like, what's going on with you? Candace and Ashley is just basically saying, like, what's going on with you, too? And Candace says, you know what?

I will say, like, you know, to your point, like Ashley, I will always be okay being in a room with you. And Ashley's like, I will say like, you know, to your point, like Ashley, I will always be okay being in a room with you. And now she's like, and I echo that too. And on that note, who knows about pickleball? I was like, what? Well, it's a new sport, a crazy expert. So I'm fighting afterward with their significant others. You can bring your boyfriend, your girlfriend, if you're comfortable, your children, some of them. We'll decide on whose children can't come laid up. And weena, weena, Wendy's like,

I'm gonna be, I'm gonna get my Soena Williams on, on okay. I'm ready. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So Ashley's like, okay, well, I wanted to say to you, Wendy, that you know, you and I had our talk about NECCA and the conversation

I've had with Nekka and I just want to clear some things up because I may have implied that she said that about you being Osu but she didn't I'm Mr. Miss represented that and when he's like what do you mean but you told me that she came in like oh It's a bad thing like I'm not Osu, but Wendy is. Yeah, well, I didn't say she said you were part of it. I don't think, do I say that? I don't think I did. Yeah, and I'm just like, I told you, she's being

massive, like of course. It's like not even worth being upset over because Asher's a lie, she's a bold face lie. That's why her forehead is so big because she's just full of lies. So that's what she was. That's why her forehead is so big because she's just full of lies So I thought she was funny. Sorry forehead so big full of lies When he's like, well, I have no issues with it. Thanks for for aborting my storyline before I could even really get into it But okay, thanks for being honest and Wendy tries her nonchalant thing again Like what I don't even have any problem with that girl. I mean, thanks being honest. Didn't even think twice about it. Completely did not send my entire family after her.

Okay. Yeah. Could not what's our name again? What? Who is it? So then me while Robin and Neckah meet up, I couldn't remember they're gonna get cockies. So they show up. They make small talk about Ash's house and everything. And she's like, so do you only know Ash in this group? And Neckah says, well, I only know Ash, but I just met Wendy. And I don't know her, but I've heard of her, or I've had a conversation with her on an event before. And Robyn's like, well, it's how do you

are meeting for the first time? She goes, well, you know what, listen, if she wants to meet for the first time, then we can meet for the first time, I'm not. And she's like, well, wait, that's how the exchange went. And she says, well, I mean, like, look, I guess it was like her being introduced to me for the first time. And Robyn's like, okay, but neither one of you were like, yeah, we know each other. Like, hey girl. And she's like, well, I've met Wendy at a concert and I started a birthday party. And she was like, with her husband.

And I just, I don't know, like I saw them and normally I would have smiled. But I was, I was just met with like, I don't know, just like eyebrows and glitters. So I just, you know, I took my Luba Ton pumps and we screwed to the restroom. Okay. Well, congrats on your shoes. What the fuck are you saying that you know her and she's ignoring you to say it? Well, so then but then she gets real clear because then she says you know I was just expecting a little bit more aggression from her because like the past week weeks her family's been like really aggressive

toward me and like you know so she's got an older sister named Ivy and Ivy's been contacting my husband's cousin because they've been friends for like 13 years so then we start to get this tale of Ivy and the cousin-unlaw. And we see a little picture so we can place them all together. So Ivy called the cousin-unlaw, right? And she's like, no, she called Nekka's cousin. And she's like, well, Wendy is upset because Nekka has been using Wendy's name to socialize with you women, which is the exact...

I can't stress this enough, the exact same storyline that they put Wendy through. So it sucks that Wendy's doing this to somebody. So Robin's like, what? What? And Nekka's like, yeah, and she was calling me a cloud chaser and all this stuff, like, and saying that she needs a restraining order against me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and then we cut back, then we're like cutting back and forth between neck and telling the story about Wendy's family sort of coming at her while we're cross cutting with Wendy's family celebrating this communion.

It's like vaguely Godfather-esque. Right, so now we know, now look, it seems like Wendy's just being a total ass here, right, like her family is, but we have to understand Ashley started this when she started trouble, you know, which of course probably sent Wendy into like what the fuck is with this girl?

And then the, you know, the family starts trying to defend Wendy or whatever. So even though Ashley's like already pulled back, I wonder if that's why the producers are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we need to pull this back. Cause already we've got family members calling other family members threatening and calling calling a cloud chaser and all of this other stuff.

So they're probably like, oh my god, we've been shooting three weeks and we've already got people's moms calling us. So Ashley, get in there. So Wendy, we cut to Wendy, thanking everyone for coming. And then Eddie, thanking everyone too. And then we go back to Neckah, I was like, fast forward a couple of days later and probably goes, oh my God. Well, when he calls my husband's cousin, stop!

Oh my gosh, okay. So Neckah's like, and it starts off super creepy. Like, have I prayed with you before? And my in-laws are like, Auntie, because that's how you greet your eldest, she's now there like auntie like we've been family friends for a long time so I'm sure you you prayed for me and she proceeds to say have I ever prayed against you and then she started saying that it's a sin to use somebody's name and that she has a shrine and she has this shrine and that's

where she puts names of people and And Robin's like, why? She put burro on you. That woman put a hex on me, and then I got to the mom saying, today I stand here fully blessed because these are my children. I birthed them. So father, I pray and thank you

for the two young men and Jesus' name. Amen. And you know, everyone's like, keep birth then. So then it cuts back to Rob and saying, Did you dream this? Is this real? No. And then she said that we should ask about her in the DMV. Wait. Ask about who? The mom. Wendy's mom and her shrine and her prayers

and check on those people who are prayed against and see how they're doing. They are not doing well. Robins are like, I'm freaked out. Does she pray on people and they start doing laundry with blonde people they used to work with? What's happening? Now I know I've got girl lost her wallet. And Neckah's like, I'm telling you, it's crazy.

It's just crazy. And then we cut back to the mom being like, harder and coos. Today you've received the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. You are protected, you are powerful. And then it cuts to Robin being like, wait, you're from the same tribe, is this normal? And she's like, no, because like culturally we're supposed to be sisters, we're not supposed to be putting hexes on each other. And then the mom, cause back to the mom saying, he said, suffer the children to come to me in Jesus' name, I pray. And Rob, it's like, this is so creepy.

I've had a lot of shickling on in my life, and I'm sorry to think that Wendy's mother put a hex on me. Oh, God, yes, Robin. It's all, it's all her fault. Ha, ha, ha. Poor Robin. Robin, you can't even keep with up with your own storyline.

Don't go try and steal somebody else's, okay? What a per-currest. Your curse on your own. Your curse long before Neko is cast on this show. Yeah. So Neko is like, yeah, she did do that. She's saying, pray against me. She threw my name somewhere.

So that is what we're trying to figure out. So next week it looks like they play pickleball and a sterno falls over, which is clear evidence of the hex. So I like that, a low level, a low level hex. Like I'm not gonna like wish death on them, but I'm gonna make their buffet at pickleball. Go a little rye.

I hope that Neckah has a scene where she's sitting in front of her computer in a scream saver that comes up that's like, bitch, what did Carlton? Remember when Carlton cursed Kyle on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Oh, Kyle was like, oh my God, my scream saver. And she was freaking out.

I forgot about the scream saver. I just remembered, I just, I remember the bees and gosh, Carlton, they should bring her back. Just with a fun of it. just a little touch of Carlton. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, there was some guy, we'll talk about on a crap hour. Thanks everyone for being here. Yeah, everybody, thanks so much for being here.

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