Watch What Crappens - #2234 Below Deck Med: Nat Going Quietly Into The Night

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

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So come join us for that and maybe we'll talk about this very episode because people are going nuts on Twitter about it because there was so much so much toxicity. That's my spiel. That's my opening spiel, Ronnie. Love there. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You knew it. Let me tell you something like opening spiel, this is part of my community. Are you a not part of it, Ronnie? Ronnie, right now, you can be an ally. You can be an ally to my spiel, but you are not part of it.

Well, just so you know, I got this from a comment last week and I looked it up today. Well, I was watching this show and sure enough, it's the truth. So thank you, truthful commenters. Yeah. Okay. You're not always truthful. Sometimes you're a bunch of goddamn liars, but this comment is kidding. But this comment was very truthful.

It was said something along the lines of, well, it's funny that Kyle's going off about LGBTQIA when the A stands for Allyship. And guess what? That is the A actually does. Stand. It can stand for a bunch of different. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does.

It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does.

It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. You can be LGBTQ if you can. Well, person max. That's thank you for the correction. Well, I just wanted to see, I got to thank you out of it

and it's Thanksgiving. And also I just wanted to say thank you, God. Thank you, founders of our country. You know what, thank you for founders of our world for making me write that one time. Thank you, right? Doesn't happen often. You're right quite often.

Just look at all the comments like, I'm on running side. So I like the idea that A can stand for a bunch of stuff because it could literally stand for A bunch of stuff. Like, that's what the A stands for in the acronym. But that's how we're just watering it. Yeah. We're just going to keep adding letters until we are literally putting A.

Like, LGBTQT, that's for that. We're just going to keep adding letters until we are literally putting a like LGBTQ tea. That's for that. It's the second tea just for either way, an O for O. Either way, I think we can all agree that whether or not you feel like Kyle was correct in saying that like that that max was overstepping, I think we can all agree, we don't necessarily, in fact, we don't want Kyle to be an ambassador for our community. How about that? I think that is the one thing we can all agree on. Yeah. Okay.

I'll come. A stands for agree. That's what the A stands for, an LGBTQI. LGBTQIARWB. Ronnie agrees you've been. Yeah. And we're very gay as we do it. Yes. LGBTQIAWB. Ronnie agrees you've been.

And we're very gay as we do it. Also, I found out that homosexual is not really an acceptable drug more, which I didn't know. You know, you really know how old you are once you start Googling shit. It says, now you say gay or lesbian, that's still okay, but I think homosexual is just too broad maybe.

Or maybe it's because we're it's out maybe because we've really expanded our vocabulary about like sexual attraction and this idea, I don't know the whole the whole me is supposed to gay yeah I you know what I really don't know um if someone said calls me homosexual planning I will not be offended I'll I'll tell that I'll I'll I'll I will I will update my language as appropriate because I'm a big boy But that being said so last week so based I'll update it to you But first I say that stupid. Okay. I'm still in the that stupid face. Okay. I'll update it later as you have to

It's like when I got really mad that everybody started saying triggered a long time ago and then guess who's triggered constantly. Yeah. I realized that that's just a word that describes how I am half the time watching Bravo. So I had to accept it. You know, I had my shut up period and now I'm constantly triggered. Yeah. I don't understand. I actually really don't understand why people get so upset about the word triggered. Especially because that's such a meta moment about that. And it's just like a, basically a stand-in for the word upset or annoyed.

But no. Triggered makes it medical. Like if you triggered something, that's usually terminology used for abuse situations where something reminds you of a very traumatic event where you're literally like, oh my God, I'm triggered. You know, it sends people into like some fighter flight, you know, whatever state they were in

right after the trauma happened. I mean, it is a serious thing and people use it as like, oh my God, you got to turn out of cornflanks? I'm a triggered. And then you can't argue with them because they're using like real psychological language. You can't say shut the fuck up, you would because they're triggered and then it turns it into a whole thing where you have to be respectful of people being triggered. And that's why it's fucking annoying. Now I apparently did not

get over that word as much as I thought I did. Well, because you know what? Because the thing is I feel like I also use the mild version of trigger, like, oh god, this really triggered me. Like thing is, I feel like I also use the mild version of trigger. Like, oh god, this really triggered me. Like, it really annoyed me. So at this point, I guess I just think the word has kind of been diluted enough that it's just kind of like a stand in. But you're right.

That is actually, yeah, that is a flagrant abuse of the psychological use of it. Well, that was. But now we use it all the time. You know what? This is like gaslight. Gaslighting just means whatever you want it Yeah, like oh my god. You're being mean stop gaslighting me. It's like no language of all language of all

Yeah, you know what does people people evolve more slowly than I was gonna say language evolves and Someone who is not evolved perhaps is Kyle. Despite his best efforts to convince us, because did you see he did some sort of Instagram live or something earlier this week, where he's like, what you saw last week with me at my lowest moment. And you know, there's just, I've done a lot of growing since then, but I can't also help, but the fact that this person

pushed me to my edge. I was like, okay, sir. Relax. You're still blaming everybody else. No, I just read that he did a multi-screen shot post today, I think. Basically it's like, please stop bullying me, which, listen, not us. Don't listen to this if you are, because we're just reacting to what we see on TV. It wasn't talking to us, but the fandom,

and the fandom does really get gross. I mean, Kyle's disgusting, but we don't need to be emailing him or DMing him, die or kill yourself or whatever else he's saying that people are saying to him. So don't do that, you know what I mean? But his post is like, you don't understand what it's like. I was, you know, getting help from my mental health before this. And then

the medication gave me a disease called Steven, something disease, which I just don't have it up in front of me. I'm not making love with the disease. But he had that was hospitalized and on and on and on and on. And you guys,, this is a TV show and I'm on a TV show. Kyle, if you had said one time in that five screenshot carousel about how triggered you are, you would have said, sorry for screaming and yelling in women's faces and calling them fucking bitches over and over again for episode after episode.

You don't get to come on here and be the victim. You still not said sorry one time and you keep standing behind what you did over and over again, so please cut the crap. Good luck with your mental health though. Please stop telling Kyle, mean things like that. Yeah, I'll just grab. Talk shit about Kyle with your friends.

Like the rest of us. But yeah, I have a lot, because he still is a human being, even though he is apparently a human one. Yeah. In his video, that he described us, which he was of course doing all the dramatic, like dramatic pauses, classy eyes. He had like, it was like a dark background in this, like a light coming down from above. It was just like, hey, this is me, this is me Kyle

being raw and honest with you. It was like, you know, just more of his bullshit. But um, you know, but he gets it this time. He got away with it last season, but this season it catches up to him. So the episode opens, well, we haven't been able to say this for a while, but just because we have the opportunity now. Good, Bob, Kyle. Yeah, good, Bob, Kyle. Oh my God, fingers crossed.

If Sandy keeps him next week, I don't know what I'll do with myself. But, so we're in the middle of this fight about, like Max and Kyle are having this fight. And then Natalia, to be fair, Natalia is not innocent in any of this either, okay? Because she fully butts herself in, and she is like, I think that like the way she butts herself in is actually inappropriate. It's not that people can't wait in on conversations, but I did think it was like kind of obnoxious

that she goes up to like a gay man and is like, oh, so Max doesn't allow him to tell us, so he's part of your community. So they accept everyone, you should be accepting, you should be accepting. And I was like, Natalia, no, this is like, this is not your battle to fight. Well, I'm sorry to bickering you,

but I disagree. I think that Kyle was way over the top, calling after Max and being like, you are not that sad, but you're keeping. Max did not do anything except say we're on the same team. Maybe you don't like these, but Kyle's just going off too much at this guy. And I think Natalia was like Kyle's waving his finger and getting in this guy's face and screaming at him. And I think Natalia was like, dude, chill out. Okay.

Does life full towers gay too? Like whatever. Like calm down Kyle. So while I think Natalia is toxic as fuck and a lot of this, she acts like victim when she's part to blame for a lot of what's going on today. In this part, I didn't. Yeah. I just felt like, I mean, it's not the biggest offense that she's done all season. I just felt like in one of those things, like I didn't. Yeah. I just felt like, I mean, it's not the biggest offense that she's done all season. I just felt like, in one of those things, like I wouldn't want Natalia, like, sort of, bratty to come up and just lecture me

about my community. You know, I just feel like I would not appreciate that whatsoever, but Kyle's reaction was totally unwarnted. So, Kyle actually could have taken, like, the, like, Kyle could have actually turned this and gotten a win out of it, but he actually,

he just, his reaction so over the top and so mean and so nasty, like deeply nasty. And by the way, we should just say, like also, I have really tried to get behind two me this season. I loved to run below deck down under, but I also, you know, like Tumey has failed big time because none of it should never have escalated to this point and Tumey was sitting right there

and she was doing nothing to de-escalate. It just some sort of perfunctory sort of flapping of the hands. This toxic environment should have been nipped in the butt a long time ago and Tumey did not do it, so I think Tumie is also massively a fault for the situation. Well, she's not helping, that's for sure.

And Kyle is literally going off on some of screaming and yelling again. And she's just like, maybe you should sleep in different rooms like, yeah, come on, do something. Do something. So Kyle's yelling, you take a back seat. Which, you know, like if Kyle could think of the

worst possible things to say to people, it's like, wow, let me see what, what are the worst things I can say to a woman? Take a back seat, bitch. Like, he just chooses every single one of them. So he's like, take a back seat and she's like, you don't get to tell me to take a back seat coil. And he's like, I'll get to tell you what to fuck up on till you. He's doing like a finger point and his head, you know, his head bar

And oh my god, I can't and then she's like, well, don't she's like don't tell me to take a big seat I'm one of your friends don't talk to me like that and then Max is like, yeah, he's getting guys guys Balls, and it's like Kyle stop calling me honey stop calling me honey Kyle is like you don't get to control me don't call my name you don't get to control me. Don't call my name, you don't get to control me. And then he stands up and he means across the table with his finger and he goes, you will never control me. He will never control me. And then he's like, oh my god, take a water, Kyle.

Take a water, Kyle, take a water. All right, and he's like you will And he's like I don't feel I don't feel feathers Feathers that expressions out Africa maybe I don't feel fairness for you. And then the time's like, Kyle, they just spoke volumes about our friendship, literally at a high volume too. It was a very meta volume moment. And Kyle's like, I don't give a fuck about our friendship.

And all friendship has never been real. You've been a fake ass bitch, talking shit behind my back since day one. And you know, it's like trying to stand up the thing and doing his finger. And she's like, well, you're the one who just started. You're the one who started. He's like, oh, I can start and I can also indeed trust me, featherless. Right. I'll continue this until the end of the fucking chat. I don't kiss me, bitch. Don't kiss me, bitch. How is nobody saying anything by the way? And they're everybody's there. Everyone is there, and not only that, like some of them are goofing around in the background, like Luca and Laura are playing around, I think there's like actually like giggles happening.

They're just really ignoring it. It's just so inappropriate. And so it calls like, I don't, she's like, I'm just gonna speak my mind. It's like, well, I didn't give a, I don't give a fuck. You don't direct my speaking bitch, which is also by the way,

she wasn't doing that. So yes, I thought it was inappropriate for her to intrude on this thing, but he is taking it to such a level of like, you're trying to control me when he has literally manipulated everyone on this boat and he tells people what to say all the time and what to do. But now all of a sudden, he's like, don't try to control me, if he does. So, he's like, I don't need you to control everybody's opinion. Have you fucked up your life, have your own fucked up life before you even go fuck up all of those?

Which is like, you are the one who tries to control everyone's opinion. This is classic deflection or pro-jection or whatever. So to see that. That's true. They both are. They both do. This is like really a terrible situation. My thing is they're not, neither one of them is really wrong, I guess,

but they're both terrible. Yeah, you know what I mean? But in this situation, he's screaming fuck you in bitch at a woman. I just don't like that. You don't do that. You know what I mean? Like everybody knows that.

And so he's like, you've controlled everybody. And Jack's like, not me, there. Not me, not me, she's not controlled me. He's like not me there not me not me not me She's not control me. He's like trust me. She'll throw you right under the bus And so Kyle I've never been spoken to my life like this and I can't believe you're saying it and he goes out Triced you Well, I'm not gonna respond to you because honestly Lidine don't then down, don't respond.

I can't believe this call, I really can't believe this. You're responding to me. You're responding to me. You're responding to me. Now, to me is finally like, all right, stop it. Stop it, I need breathing. Okay, what's gonna happen? You're gonna sleep in that room

and you're gonna sleep in the master. Okay, stop it. I was like, wow, wow to me, you really came in right in time. You'll let this fight go on for five minutes and then you finally say something. And it was nothing. And then you find, when you do say something, it's fucking nothing, okay?

And listen, even if you don't wanna make it about, like mention not to him like that. If even if you don't wanna make it back, he's still the one screaming and yelling and pointing in someone's face and calling them bitch and cursing at them in front of everybody. While she's not, she's staying calm, just being like, she is saying very calm. Yeah. And he's the one losing his fucking mind again. And so to me, I just can't, I can't wrap my head around just not doing anything about that. So Natalia's like, all right, well Kyle, you are a horrible human and you're a nasty human

and that's what I'm leaving you with. She closes the door behind her. Yeah. And she's like, I'm an absolute shock from what's been said. Kyle's not this lovely accepting yes queen person that he thinks he is. I mean, what's the point of an argument with Satan? I love that. He's just not really sweet yes queen person. Like he'd expect. I'm a bit sainting. I love that.

It's just not really sweet, yes, great person. Like he'd expect. He's not the mean-sing gay I was hoping for. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Uh, hands down, the Grinch

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As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tuesday Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jess, meanwhile, has been flirting with Luca because Luca decided, finally, that Nat is too much drama because she's always texting her guy and flirting with Luca but then being like, oh, but on my own open-air relationship, let me talk to him and then talking non-stop about this fucking open relationship. So finally, he has decided, I think, to play games back because it's not anything very surprising, but he's dropped her like a hot potato and is now flirting

with Jess right in front of her, which is a different thing. Exactly. Like come on. Yeah. So now he's in the cabin with with Jess and she's like, what's happening right now? He's like, I don't know, man. And then we see Kyle, I think I am done arguing the bunch of imbeciles. So then Kyle is like, she constantly inserts a set of things that don't matter or are relevant for her. And I'm sick and tired of hearing the gossip. And I'm sick and tired of her talking behind people's backs. I've absolutely hired it with her.

So who do you think you are? I'm like, you literally the biggest, talking from the biggest gossiper and intruder on other people's issues, Kyle. Yeah. So then Luca and Jess are in a cabin and she's like, you're horny, huh? And he's like, oh, I just want to go to bed. I'm not horny. She goes, uh-huh. I know you very well, because I've dated a Scorpio for two years, so I totally know what you're like. It's like just a cuddle, just a cuddle then. I'm not dealing with this, you know, just getting me a cuddle.

So then Natalia, Lara goes into Natalia to the master cabin and she's like, you know, Natalia's like, that behavior right there wasn't right. That wasn't right. Is this a genuine friendship? And we have just like a sister brother banter Or is it not he did this to me last year and he's snipped at me oh God and then they show him last year or last time he was on here. Oh God

And he's doing his martini's like pointing his espresso martini at her while he tells her off You know, it's like oh, I've called nothing more to explain Dean what I did already. I just want to smack that fucking martini glass out of his hand. So when we come back to the master and that where they're laying down and it's like, you know, or walked in, it was like, like we walked into fire there. And Laura's upset, you know, she's like, I don't really get it. Like obviously they're both my friends and that wasn't good of her to mix in with the conversation, but him going off like he did was completely unacceptable and yet.

I'm so horny right now. I really want to do this fuck something right now. This is really killing the vibe of the fact that I just made out with 12 different women. So they go, so Laura's just going to hang out with Nat until she falls asleep and then back in Lucas cabin, Jessica and Luca are basically like Jessica's like, don't you wanna hook up with Nat? And he's like, nah, I'm over that, been there, been there, but there was nothing. She was putt isn't it?

Like, it's like a bin there, don't that type of situation? And he's like, yeah, too much baggage. So, I guess they're off on top. So then we go out to the hot tub and, yeah. And so we go out to the hot tub and Kyle, I think he's not in the hot tub. He's just standing right by the hot tub. I think he's doing one of those things,

waiting for people to come to the hot tub so he can complain to the old You know what I mean? He's like where's he? Yeah, he's like where's the next person I can start yelling at or two you know So he's just standing there and unfortunately max max is going up there to relax So he's like oh, I didn't know you were here. I swear bro. I mean come on bro, what the fuck? Why are you yelling at me like I'm say to Captain, I got to leave and be with my community. And because of me, or you're going to leave because of your attitude. He's like, my attitude is saying what?

Because we all together on the same team, this is in attitude you don't like, and he's like, in that future. Do you know the side to somebody? Okay, I look something. What am I going to say? When I learn the future that I cannot include myself, there's no love. And he's like, that's it? That's it? I lie. That's all. So by the way, of course Kyle's being nice to Max now,

because now Kyle has gone off on that. So now he's in the Alliance building mode. So now all of a sudden, he's like, oh, nice and happy with Max. Well, he realizes that he's gone too far, right? And I agree with you. Like he can only, if he's trying to turn everybody against one person, he can't have a straggler because those two people can start talking to each other, which they end up doing and team up, you know? So he knows, so he ends up backing down. And Max is like, whatever, like I know what the word Ally means, but like, whatever.

So he just tells him, I learned tonight, and Kago's, there we go. So it was a language barrier then. And then Max goes, so like, I'm Ally. Like he wants that I am Teletabies. You know, okay, I'm Teletabies, you know? Cause you know Teletabies. I was like, okay Max,? You know, okay, I'm Teletubbies, you know? Cause you know Teletubbies? I was like, okay Max, let's just, okay.

Let's just, let's just conclude the matter. Sure, yeah. Are you just open up a Artelotubbies gay conversation, okay? Can we just, you know that like the yellow Teletubbies like, how do you, you do not control me. It's like aiming a espresso martini. The green towel tub is like, you can be an ally, but you are not a teller tubby.

You cannot be part of my community. So then, Luke and Jess are kind of hooking up in their bed, they start hooking up. And then, T me, goes to check on Matt. And she's like, hi, how are you doing in here? And Natalia is like, you know, I mean, he was just really horrible, you know what I mean? I mean, at least with you and me, like, we speak to each other when we don't get along, right? But, and she's like, well, my biggest worry, obviously, is, are you okay? Do you feel okay to sleep?

Why don't you ever ask this while Kyle is yelling in somebody's face? You always wait until that person is separated from Kyle, so Kyle doesn't get mad at you for asking them if they're okay. Well, actually, that's not true. Now that I say it, I think last week she did say when she was divvying up duties, she said, and I just want to make sure Natalia that you feel safe for some, so never mind, I take it back. I don't know.

I don't know, Hilbo. So then to me, it's like, look, it wasn't Natalia's battle to butt in, too, but that was a fight between Kyle and Max. And she should have left it at that, but I'm not an asshole. And Kyle's behavior was totally inexcusable, and I feel like separating them. And she basically just says, you know, look, you know,

they need to be separated and tomorrow they can have a conversation and resolve it. So then back to Jessica, she's, Tumi walks in on her cuddling and Tumi's like going to the bathroom and Lucas, like I'm going to bed because I'm hot. And Natalia's like, oh my God, I'm shook. Was he not just flirting with Natalia?

I'm not sure. Like Lucas loves a Scorpio. Lucas is a Scorpio. He'll eat anything that comes his way. Well, so will a Randall, you know what I mean? Why does everybody know so much about Scorpio? So based off of all the seasons of all time of a blow deck. So, I think I guess all the men on these shows are Scorpios,

because as far as I can tell, they're just always going. I mean, I'm surprised none of them have slept with just like the... the- the what's the ring that you- the safe- what am I saying? What's this- what do you call it? The safety ring? Not the safety ring, the... You know, when someone's drowning. Delay, freeing or whatever. That, you know, when someone's drowning. Delight, freeing or whatever. That they throw in there when someone's drowning.

I'm surprised that no, it's fought with a life ring. There we go, I finished the joke. Oh, damn it, there you go. Ask me a question and make me look stupid. No, I didn't know what it's, I couldn't remember what it's called. I was calling out safety ring. I never know, every time you ask me or something, I don't have an answer for you.

And I just feel like an idiot, you know? Like I'm not the first idiot to ask for directions from. I'm not the person who asks anything, because I never, and you can ask me the simplest question either. You're like, what's that kind of sandwich with yellow cheese in the middle and you put it on a grill? And I'm like, I don't know. Why does that make me, what are you trying to make me look stupid?

I'm asking, because it's a grilled cheese, it's the most obvious thing. Like I still don't, life, I don't know why I could call you a life ring. No, I still can't remember the name of that stupid, stupid tube. Do you know how many steering wheels were responsible for ruining as people think?

I'm not a steering wheel. And so I cannot even think of the name of that thing, the safety ring. It's that thing. The safety ring. If not a call to safety ring. I'm gonna melt down. I'm gonna have a full melt down. Okay. It'll come to us.

Yeah, it'll come to us. I don't even know how to Google it, because I'm gonna put in safety ring on a bug. Safety, like a safety ring. So it's not a floaty. It's not like a flamingo blow up floaty, right? It's the circular thing that you put your body through. What's it called? Life Ring.

That's on poolweb.com. Oh, and there is something emergency use only. It calls emergency use solid foam. Life Ring, buoy white. Okay. Is it, does it have a hole in it? A donut? I think it's called just a same-

Same-D ring. Or a life ring. In inner tube. In inner tube. In inner tube. In inner tube. In inner tube. In inner tube.

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A life saver. There you go. Just like a life saver. There's fucking candy in the afterwards. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha one solved. Okay, so let's see. Luke has too much drama, so he'd rather hook up with you as we're doing that. Okay, so it's the next morning. Captain Sandy is folding maps. Or is I like to column transcripts of my favorite show? And then Laura's talking to Hailey. She's like, dude, there was such a big fight last night and Hailey's like, and who? And Laura's like, dude, there was such a big fight last night, and Hailey's like, who?

And Lara's like, God of fucking went off on Natalya. And Hailey's like, I hate this. Not like a tongue bow. So everyone's waking up, because oh, by the way, it's like vacation day. It's the part of the season where they all get to spend a day in like a club. So they're all excited to go out for that.

Yeah, so now Tumi goes to check on Natalia again and she's like, listen, I just never want you to feel uncomfortable. And so that's my main priority, which I mean too little too late, but I guess that's nice. And I just want you to feel safe. And Natalia's like, well, the work for me is easy.

She's all can't deal with that, you know? Like maybe I'm just gonna stay here to later because I just didn't want to cross over car with the kebin. And then I was gonna come, you know, maybe I'll come in a couple of hours or something like that. Right. So to me it's like, text me, which I'm sure to me really is, she's like, text me, I won't answer. Okay. So then everyone's waking up and Captain Sandy is like very giddy. She's like sliding across the floor. She's like, whoa, that was fun. That was a good time.

That was a fun time. Fun times, Captain Sandy over here. Yeah, please don't slide on floor. It's you just broke your wrist. That's a good point. Be careful. Good point. Careful over there, okay?

Your ankle is your wrist and your wrist is your ankle, okay? Do a little exercise and lose my cancels. I don't know, does that even make sense? I've always wanted to know if there's like cancels specific exercises I can do. I'm getting very cancly over here. Go ahead. Life's a little. The knee bones connect to the thigh bone.

thigh bones connect to the hip bone. Hip bones connect to the hug bone. Hug bones can do the hug bone, hug bone, connect to the, take a net bone. Wow, really loving that bone. That's a good one. So Natalia is telling Jack She was gonna stay on the boat to tan. He's like, come off the boat with me, I'll reach some friends with me. Come with me, I need some friends with me then.

Long jaw, and she's like, I want to, but she's not right now. I mean, I can't get in my room because Carl's in there. So I'm just gonna wait for you guys to leave. So he's like, oh, without me. And then Max joins them and he's like, oh, what's he's going on with the fuck else? And Natalia's like, well, how was your night last night?

Did you hook up? You guys are pretty cozy. I guess I'm sorry. it wasn't Max at all. It was Luca, I guess. Because Max is not hooking up with anyone. So Luca's like, yeah, it's pretty cozy. And so Natalia's like, so Luca's like, this is kind of awkward because I was just kissing

on Natalia and now she's coming up to me and is like, hey, let's go on with the person you're kissing. Honestly, by the way, I just wanna say, I'm just gonna get ahead of this. I'm gonna get ahead of this situation. Already don't care about Luca and just, just gonna say that right now.

I think we can just sunset this whole storyline. I'm just gonna say that right now. Just a little note. I don't really care about Luca and everybody. He's just a fuck boy. He's gonna fuck whatever's there. I mean, have fun with it, you know? But the wrong person to play games with is Natalia. Yeah. Because Natalia, like, at the end, what does she really care more about? I'm sure she doesn't love it that her boy toy is flirting with

somebody else, but she's also not, it's not gonna affect her. I mean, it's Natalia. Come on, like try harder. Exactly. So, um, people are getting dressed and everything and Jack has Lara shavers back and, uh, Jack's like, oh, I've got the biggest baby face ever, right? So you look at me, look at my back and I look like King Kong and I can't go to the beach looking like that. There's gonna be women there. Okay. How am I gonna, how am I gonna win over the women with my zombie look if I've got hair on my bike?

I know how I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna shop with a pan and start tossing eggs in the air. It gets on every time. So Lucas, I mean Laura's like, oh my god, this is why I'm gay. That's exactly why I'm gay because she's shaving his back. So then Lucas checking in with Max and Max is like, oh, you know, I had fight last night with Kyle. I don't, I want to, no, I'm going to hump bed. I'm going to hump my bed. This is what I'm going to, I can, I can't, I'm not even go, but he's telling us that he got in that fight with Kyle and it's just too toxic. Like when you have this energy toxic that is going on and you listen, I brought Taylor to be into it, still no smile.

I cannot recover. You cannot. You know, I'd be fake would you lay to on? So Max is being on Emo now, which is a little surprising. There's two people wanting to quit the boat because of Kyle. Number two people. And like, when you make Max look mature,

you've really fucked up. Yeah, you have massively fucked up. So, so, uh, so now they're all getting into vans and everything. And, uh, Laura's like, last night was so hectic and to me was like, it was. And Jack's like, it's a shame, isn't it? It was such a great night before. Now it's such a bad vibe. Now you can feel it. And so. So then Natalia goes into Max's room and she's like, well, I'm leaving. I've decided, you know, I'm fuck that guy. And Max is like, so did you guys speak?

And she's like, well, I will never speak to him again. Last night, Harry spoke to me. He's like, oh, it was a water drop and it's make everything over. Listen, I don't know what you're saying, Frinchy, but thank you for the support. I'm in an open relationship. Lissian, I hate to break this. You're this is sort of my episode right now, not yours, okay. Like, I don't like giving up,

but like, it's been such a season for me, and I came on, I'm already confused as fuck about my open relationship, which by the way, I don't know if anyone knows, I'm in an open relationship, and then I had to deal with the Tombinator and confusion of feelings open relationship. And then I had to deal with the Tumonata and Confusion of Feelings for Luca. And then I had to deal with Vile Carl. And like, I'm just ready to throw in the Nipkin at this point because yeah, I don't even have a tail wall. It's just had to use

a cocktail Nipkin. Yeah. So she's like, let's just go to the beach. We can ignore him, right? So then everybody else is at the beach club and it's really be a lot of all etc. We see it every season. So then Jessica it's like oh my god there's a bird over there. I hope that bird doesn't poop on me that bird is such a scorpion. And Haley's like I'm always in the sun but no nobody's sun is ever in me. But no, no, what is son is every in me Nana, I'm in the sun, but like I want someone's son inside it's like a person

People have gotten this on the table. I would have I want a man to a jackal it in me. That's what I'm saying So Max is so now Max and Natalia are in an event. Now they're finally joining up with everyone. He's like, today is going to be for me. I'm going to plant my life, plant things. I'm not having the friends I thought they would have. So Natalia and Natalia's like, well, I definitely think that you should just like to take today and just chill and sleep on it and see how you're feeling

and if you decide you wanna quit, do it like next episode because this is kind of my quitting episode, Max. I hope you understand. Thank you very much. So then we just cut to Captain Sandy, munching on a bag of Doritos. I love when they do that on this show.

That's like another classic thing they do on this show. When everybody else is parting, they cut to the captain slowly eating a chip. Every time. I feel like production must just put out bags of chips when the cast goes out. Like, oh, hey, do you realize we had some cheetos here? Well, don't mind if I do.

Finally, we finally got our stock footage of Sandy secretly munching down on a deride. So Tumi is talking and she's saying that like, it'll take a miracle for the interior to come back from all this drama and cause like, to me, I can tell you that if she's staying, then I'm leaving and that's the facts, that's the facts. And I can't do that more days like, fuck the money to me. Yeah, the second he sees her walking in,

he's like, oh, I don't wanna be here. No, sorry, honey. And he gets up and like, storms off. But what is he upset about? Why? And of course you're not leaving. Yeah, you're the one screaming at everybody. Yeah, ridiculous.

What was the genesis of this all? Is that he felt like Natalia had turned Jessica against him or something, which is why he yelled at Jessica and he realized, oh, it's all Natalia's fault. That's like in his mind. Which by the way was true, because Natalia did get Jessica wild up against Kyle, but Kyle had already been trying to rile everybody up against Natalia.

So I mean, it's like tip for tat with those two, but he is way more horrible of a human. I mean, I think they're both extremely immature, but he's just so much gross for about it. Like at least, like she said, at least I can show up and have conversations with people, but he's like storming off, and then he's telling their boss,

it's either her, him, that what is she supposed to do? Kick the girl off the day trip because you don't want her exactly. I really feel like his intentions come from a much more malicious place than Natalios, even if they're both toxic. And Jack is really mad, by the way.

Jack is saying how he hasn't even been able to look at Kyle all morning, because he's just pissed away the way that Kyle spoke to him, Talia. And so then Kyle and Timmy are in the bathroom and Kyle's like, I can't even be near her voice. Like it's not bad to me. And I'm not going crazy.

All I'm saying is, I'm keeping distance for now, but you know where I am. I'm not going crazy all I'm saying is I'm keeping distance for now But you know where I am. I'm fine having a wee and then I'm going to sit. I'm totally fine So then um and that goes over to Luca and takes part of his pizza. And she's like, so you're in and be with me since yesterday. I mean, guess what? I've got news for you. You peed to this in an open relationship because I'm tasting it right now. All right.

Very delicious. It's really hard for me to deal with it, but I'm totally fine with it because in the end, I really love your pizza. So he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm just tired today. I'm not in the mood. And so she's, I don't understand what's happening. Luca didn't stand up for me and that. And also, Luca didn't come to check in on me.

And like, I mean, like, and she didn't even say, like, hey, that was really hectic. What Carl just said to you, like, I just expected a little bit more support from him last night and today. And I hate that everyone's just so combat what happened last night. And I actually kind of agree with her on this point because like Luca was buddy buddy

with Natalia and like the moment he sees another piece of ass like he just sort of he does kind of like ghost her and he's also in a position of authority and I think it I think he could have actually helped out Natalia a little more and still could have hooked up with Jess. He does not care about anything going on around him. He only cares about where his dick is going to be inserted later. And I think once he finally decided it wasn't going to be Natalia, like she was like officially not an option.

He just completely turned it off. You know, before it was like, oh, look at me. I'm being so kind to you whether or not I get any. That's really not the point. I'll be supportive about you having a boyfriend back home, et cetera, et cetera. But once he realized he wasn't gonna cheat, he's like, for gold, yeah.

So then we go back to the boat and Captain Sandy is cleaning the wheelhouse. She's like, she's wiping down the dashboard. She's like, oh God, don't hit the red button. Don't hit the red button. Don't hit the red button. Don't hit the canna comes back as chiefs do button. Don't hit that. So then Max is discussing his book that he's reading with Jessica. He's like, oh, Tony Robbins, you know these? He's CEO, life coach, muscle man man talk talk yeah, I'm Tony Robbins you and like Tony Robbins like

helicopter man, you know Tony Robbins helicopter That's me about the air. I'm rich. You are not rich. You want to be rich be Tony Robbins and Jessica's like she's like oh wow like Tony Rob Robbins? Oh yeah, cause I'm like really, I'm really like into energy and stuff and like, I feel like if I put that good energy into the world, like if I can't put in like bad energy, that it is, she's just like going on all this stuff.

And Natalia is like, oh really? Bit should not be talking about energy right now. Now this is a problem with ever standing up for Natalia because you're like, oh my god Look at porn it all your her feelings are hurt and Kyle's screaming at her and this none and then I'm team that Then Natalie just comes out of the blue and does the wrong thing yet again, you know It's like you can't be on anyone's side So she goes over to her and she's like your energy really you know what I hate when people go energy good vibes

Like I've been there for you every fucking single day And you've not spoken me since I've arrived you've not broke me once since last night a message me to check on on me this morning Did you check in this morning or last night when you knew this stuff was going down? Well also you Started the fight with her and Kyle and the first yes exactly started the fight with her and Kyle. And the first one. Yes, exactly. With her and pretty much everybody.

So come on. I also like, I kind of feel like the way you would do this is you pull her side and say, listen, you know, when you're talking about good energy, that kind of like rubbed me the wrong way because I felt like I went through a really rough night and you didn't even check in on me. And I felt like that was hypocritical of you.

And I just was, you know, I was hoping that you would have checked in on me. I don't know, there's like, don't attack someone, you know? And so... Yeah, especially when Europe said about getting attacked. No. Does she have a right to be pissed at Jess? Yeah. Because Jess is not only ignoring her and pretending like it's totally fine to be screamed at, but she's also flirting with the guy that's obviously been with Matt the whole time. So that also sucks. Wait, what was I gonna say?

I don't say enough. Please carry it. But I agree. And so, and she's like, I didn't check in with you and that's true. And so now Natalia is just like, she's pissed. Oh, here's my question to you, Ben. I'm sorry to interrupt you. I just remembered.

Did, um, I think I said that. I said that. Thank you. Girlchees, I just remembered. Did, um, I just like to say for her. Thank you. Girl cheese, lie saver and girl cheese. Did she, um, when Jess was getting screened at by Kyle, did Natalia come help her or say anything to her? Um, I don't remember personally.

I don't remember. Damn it. I just did do what I accused you. Well, I can't remember what happened. I'm not going to put you on the suit. I don't remember the degree to. I just did do what I accused you. I can't remember what happened last night. I don't remember the degree to which Natalia comforted her. But I do know that basically Natalia and Kyle have used Jess as like a manipulation. They both are like, look what I've done for you and what have you done for me? They beat her down that way to gain her loyalty. Jess is just like this very sad pawn in the situation.

Yeah. So Natalia's like, always there for Jess, for everything from day one. And she's like, fuck and Tumi's laughing because you're up in the, oh yeah, this is the clip. Fuck and Tumi's laughing because you're up in the service area and you can be chief student at yourself.

You're fucking amazing at service, even if people are laughing. you're up in the service area and you can be chiefs to don't attack yourself, you're fucking amazing at service even if people are laughing here. They had to tune around, it didn't even like not check in on me or like stand up for me to fight, like just says a lot about her, like she needs to be told that she's actually a bitch and she's not this good little energy girl she thinks she is. I was like well no but that's that's overstating it too. Like she wasn't there for you. Also like yeah it's Like, she wasn't there for you. Also, like, yeah, it's shitty that she wasn't there for you, but also I feel like she's young and you're also the superior. And I don't know, like I can,

I don't think she doesn't make her a bitch. So Natalia's like, please do not preach about starting off with good energy when I was in a bad place this morning and you didn't message me once. And Jessica's like, yeah, you're right. That was like, so not scorpion of of me and that's like what I mean Like I'm not perfect, you know, and she just walks off a piss and tell you walks off and she's like, oh my god Like I'm talking to you about my life and Tony Robbins and then like suddenly my life becomes something else

Your life is like helicopter It might tell it to be coming down. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,

baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, babyie situation, and but she's like, but at the same time, like she put herself in all those situations and she's taking it out on me.

I'm actually surprised that Jessica is so generally even killed when people are so nasty to her. I mean, she did cry a bit like last episode, but honestly, she's pretty chill. Like, I do not, like when people yell at me, I'm like, huh? So, well, didn't she say that she was a cheerleader and she's used to being the badass?

Just like everyone else around her. I mean, this girl has probably been like bullied and pushed into lockers by cheerleaders her whole life. I think you just used to it, which is sad. Yeah, and I think that's what Natsa doing. She's just yelling at the weaker one because she won't yell at Kyle because Kyle will just victimize her more

and she can't yell at Luca for whatever reason, which is weird. So she's taking it all out on the whipping post. So Natalia, basically calls her boyfriend, says, I'm leaving tomorrow, I'm gonna go back to the boat now and pack and Jack over here is, and he's like, oh, you're going, why you're going? Yeah, I feel like there's a big divide between myself

and that I started to creep because of what happened, and I feel like no one really cares about Natalia and the way she's been treated and even my back hair No one's even complimented me on my smooth back. I'm really upset about that. So Like he feels bad because he likes her and like it is kind of shitty like I feel like For instance like Laura Laura stood up a bunch of this too because she she sort of the whole she She sort of a mess when she, she, she, she sort of a mess when she talked about the thing that to me it said, she brought it back to Natalia, but Lara had said several times over the course of the season that I really

like, I really like Natalia, she's like my, my bestie on board, and Lara just doesn't even seem to check in with Natalia today. She just sort of is like, whatever. And I think that's kind of shitty too. Well, I think they're both, I think everybody is just trying to avoid the drama queens and not get pulled in because they've both been so dramatic the whole time. I mean, Natalia first was going off to about

to me to every single person with ears, you know? And wouldn't shut up about it. And then it's Kyle. And then Kyle's always going off on somebody, you know? And I think everyone's just like, if we just keep our mouths shut and keep laughing, then we don't have to be distracted by these utter children, you know?

That's how I'm taking it. But yeah, it is shitty when you see somebody like getting bullied and then nobody stands out for them. But then of course Natalie was just doing kind of this like telling off Jessica. So yeah. She did come in from like with like a great cloud over and just sort of like stomped around on them. It was like, yeah, yelling off Jessica. So yeah, she did come in from like with like a great cloud over and just sort of like stomped around and was like, yeah, yelling at Jessica.

And so people are like, you can go. This is our fun day. So then, and then so Natalia does leave. And Jessica's like, that's what I'm seeing. Like she was like, she was like yelling at me. And like, I haven't been involved in your issues and I just had an issue and I don't want to be in another issue. That's why. And cut like, it haven't been involved in your issues and I just had an issue and I don't want to be in another issue, that's why. And cause like, it's not your issue.

All of a sudden, he's like the reassuring mother hand to her. Like, come on, get the fuck out of here. Right, and not to mention the other problem she had was you. Yelling at her. So he's like, you know, yeah, he's 100% short-fused mod. I have a lot of regrets. How I say things, how I reacted, but the emotion that I've been feeling 100% short fused modder. I have a lot of regrets. How I say things, how I reacted,

but the emotion that I've been feeling is still coming back every time I hear. So you have no regrets, because ultimately, she's at fault for making you feel a certain way. Mm-hmm. I said such an asshole. And he's also so used to apologizing for everything

because he does this every time. It's like abuse abuse abuse abuse. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then if you don't immediately accept it, he's the one being a good person. Right. This is, I'm really like, I have to take some deep breaths. So, so now Natalia is heading back. And everyone, she's back, she's heading back. And she's heading back and then everyone else is getting dressed for dinner and everything. And Natalia basically is just like, I'm going to, she's gonna save her conversation

with Captain Sandy for tomorrow. She's just gonna pack her stuff to see, and she's just gonna see if like this is really what she wants to do, but she's basically packing. And now, and then we see Captain Sandy's door and we just hear her snoring and going, so then they're all at dinner and they're just like drinking and having fun, like, calls like, who's ready to go to Pound Town and then Natalia texts them and she's like, this is also by the way,

it's such the move that you do. Like when you're like, sulking and you're on the floor, you're all mucking. So she's like, she texts Laura and asked if someone can, or she texts to me and she texts someone. An asked if Luca can. She texts Laura. She's like, can you help me with my bags and the more?

Yes, because I'll be leaving knowing that they're all addicted. She's like, oh God. Yeah, she's like, oh God. She just asked me to help her with her suitcase tomorrow. So that means she's leaving and cause like to be honest We handled it with three people before and we can do it again um They handled it with three people because you weren't there. And then they handled it with three people again because you left sick, quote unquote, okay? And now if they're down three people,

they have to be prepared to handle it with two people because chances are you're gonna leave again. Quote unquote, sick. And also they have to be prepared for the next time you have a conveniently timed panic attack when things aren't going your way. Exactly. And she did leave Sick 2, which was a drunk sick, but Kyle's just in no place to be.

So two and two of me is not like, oh, you know, stay. She's like, what the reality is this? Natalia is not my friend. And we're playing nice for the sake of work, but she's not, but because She's like, what the reality is this? Natalia is not my friend and we're playing nice for the sake of work, but she's not, but because she's good at a job. But if she feels like she wants to go, I'm not tilting it back. Like if she wants to go, she can. I'm like, yeah, you're going to regret this. I feel like you're going to regret this decision because Natalia is a really good stew, even if she is like a handful. Yeah. So Lucas, like, so, you know, they start talking,

like, what are they gonna do or how are they gonna staff? And they, Tumi says, no, we're gonna be fine with just three people. And Kyle's like, well, no offense or weakness. If you want to move to that cabin, just let me know and I'll swap. And Jessica's like, where would I be in there by myself? And Kyle's like, why don't you go to the cabin by yourself? And Tumi's like, wait, would I be in there by myself? And the car was like, why don't you go to the cabin by yourself?

And two of me's like, oh no, bitch, I'm staying with my pillowcases. Yes, please use that Chiefs 2 privilege there. So then they're all laughing and Jack tells us, Hey everyone's like, okay, no one feels bad about one of our crew, me and members leaving, because of what's going on. This just doesn't sit right with me. Huh? So, um, cause I put them warning you, if you go to that cabin,

all you're going to hear is the two of them that do not shut up. I, I, I, I, so, oh, okay. So there's one fun van and then there's like the sad van back to Jack. Max and Jack are in the sad van. Back to Jack. Max and Jack are in the sad van. And the fun van, Jessica's like, oh, I feel bad for the van. Honne, I can't feel bad for anyone, alright?

And Lucas has something wrong with Max. He hasn't been around. And Kyle's like, there's certain individuals that I truly love a bit more than the others. For example, I don't love mix. All right, and I don't care how he feels because it's too much energy.

Yeah, well, I'm sure if someone said that about Kyle, he would flip his shit if that's even a phrase. So, what also like, dude, can you just focus? Like, you can't stop for one second bitching about somebody. You know? It's like, God, you've already got Natalia back home crying and trying to get somebody to feel sorry for her that she's leaving. And now you're just like straight onto this next person's shit talking in forever.

I know. So now we have a classic below deck trope, which is like the back and forth between Funvan and Sadvan. So we see the Funvan and they're all going wild. There's like nipples out, thongs, like Kyle is like twerking in the camera and then it keeps coming back to Max and Jack and they're just like sad and emo. Then a back of nipples, nipples, nipples.

Sad and emo. So at the club, Tunei is asking Luca what's going on. No, she's asking Jess. She's like, are you really sure you're into Luca? And she's like, yeah, but like the thing is, like I got really attached, like super quickly. And she's like, yeah. This guy doesn't get attached because yeah, but I do.

So yeah, she's like always in a relationship. And I think this is this again again where, I don't remember, they keep on pulling out this photo of Jessica. Like every time she talks, she's like, when I was 16, I was in a relationship and they always show this picture of her holding up like a heart symbol with someone who did not agree to be unbeloed to act.

So they're all drinking and Jack is getting wasted. He's getting cocktail after cocktail after cocktail because he's like well I'm upset so what better thing to do than to drink drink it all away. So he's getting absolutely so he sees Haley and he's like cannot talk to you about something I'm saying he's a fine. No, it's a fucking no Well, shit. All right. I'll pretend to listen He's like I'm really upset that no one even cares about not No one's even doing nothing to question. Well neither are you you're getting shit face at a bar

You know, I'm saying yeah, I damn really sucks. We may guess just think get a drink Yeah, well no one seems to care very much that I haven't been able to found the guy the fuck me So So Kyle's like then now Kyle's doing this whole thing. He's like, you know, I'm feeling like so much more liberated and free to really live myself, like be myself with like some people living this company. Like, I've never felt more free as myself

than I have right now. Like, let's go back up. Like, I just feel so free right now. Free, what, what makes makes she wasn't like taking away any rights of yours. She wasn't taking me and if like she wasn't like taking away and like any privileges you have as the stew. This is such bullshit is ridiculous. So then they have to peel jack off the ground because he has fallen down passing out and they have to like drag him back to the van and Kyle is telling the van because he has fallen down passing out and they have to like drag him back to the van.

And Kyle is telling the van because he just can't fucking stop. I mean, it's been all night. And you know what, for those people listening to this recap, sick of fucking Kyle lines, so are we. I mean, it's literally like, I know it gets kind of painful when it's just like pounding one person the whole time, but we're not talking about monogamy today. But Jesus Kyle really just never stops. So he gets now in front of people again and he's like you know what? You know what I'm gonna do when I get to the boat. I'm gonna

help her pack those bags and it's not to be mean. I just personally don't ever want to hear her name around me ever again. And Lucas like like, he's like, yeah, Carl's definitely being a fucking mean go about it. And I feel a little bit awkward because I don't want to stand up for too much because then he's going to fucking butt my head off. I'm like, well, but Luca, you are in a position of authority. You are like at now a higher tier. So like, you can't be afraid of the seconds to when you're the bossen. Well, you're also not only not standing up for somebody,

you're sitting there laughing. Yeah. So, Seth, the fuck up. And it just shows Luca laughing. So then basically everyone's exhausted, right? And so they get back to the boat and Laura just starts binge-compost up because she's very upset. It's like that below deck sale and check. What was her name? Oh, God, she was the worst.

Yeah, she was Ashley. Yeah, this is like a thing on Blow Deck. I, it's like they come home late at night and they just like jam their faces full of noodles and I understand people love eating noodles when they're drunk. But like for some reason, a blow deck, they don't just eat noodles. They shove every noodle in all at once

as if like their little box of noodles is about to be taken away from them. Been there, but the problem is I can't do it with noodles because they never last long enough for me there. I mean, I eat the whole thing right when I make them. It doesn't matter if I make 10 pots of them, I will eat all of them. Love you noodles, love you.

So montage of all of Laura's late night pick out sessions and she's basically like, I'm gonna be sick. I have shit like a, like an arm, like a baby's arm, and now I'm eating, I go shit like eight times a day. And then at home on the farm, I go play in the shit because that's what you do, you know? Like it doesn't smell funny if you do it all the time. Oh my God, I forgot that that was her.

Like that's how we met her. It was her saying she like would run around and play with manure. Oh God, I forgot that that was her. That's how we met her. It was her saying she would run around and play with manure. Oh God, what a show. So many times. She would have to open the piles of manure and roll around in it. So now Tumey goes and checks in to Natalia. So the funny thing is Natalia is like, I can't stand these people.

I'm gonna go home early. I'm gonna get into bed. And then she's lies there in bed, waiting up for everyone to come back. So Tumey checks in and Nat just says, I'm gonna go home early, I'm gonna get into bed, and then she's lies there in bed waiting up for everyone to come back. So, Tumi checks in and Nat just says, like, I'm gonna leave. And so, and Tumi doesn't, Tumi's not like, are you sure, Tumi's like, hey, are you okay?

Well, I'm gonna quit tomorrow. Okay, bye. It's close to the tomorrow. Yeah, it's like, see ya. So then she goes, of course, straight to Kyle. And she's like, okay, so Natalya's done. Can I have some noodles, please guys, Natalya's leaving tomorrow and I don't want to be a bitch.

So can someone help her with her? I thought she was going to say, I don't want to be a bitch. So can we just like, table this and just be really nice to her and like, literally, then, and hide up. But she was like, I don't want to be a bitch. So could someone else have to get her her back? I was like, okay, I guess. So Lucas, like maybe I will. And Kyle's like, you know what,

do you want me to go in there? One more time. No, Kyle, Jesus, someone's fucking leaving the boat because of you. And Tumi says, no, I don't have time for all of this drama. And he's like, no, I'm not gonna kick off if I go in there.

And she says, no, then I'll add again, but I have to go in there. Because of course, supposed to be his time, the apology to him. Yeah, he has to make himself look good. And he has to announce it to everybody, right? That he's going in. So after a whole day of saying how awful she is,

how he feels lighter, how he finally feels free, how he's feeling more free than he ever has before in his life and how he can't stand her voice and yadda y now all of a sudden he's going to go in and be nice to her. So you want to talk about Fickery, it's the scene right here. So she's like, come on Kyle, I'm just tired, it's two in the morning and he's like, well I know but I'll just want you to know it really, really hurts my heart, it's happened to us and the things that I said, my pulling joys, because I'm not going to blame it on being drunk, I'm not

going to blame it on anything. What I said is what I said is the great meaning leaks once said I said what it is that I'll see it and it's what I see. And Natalia Basley says that she's not she's never going to recover from Kyle and she'll accept the apology and say thank you, you know, but like She thinks it's fake and she saw his true colors and doesn't want anything to do with him and then Kyle's like, you know Natalia doing on Instagram and seeing that you're no longer my friend. It's like This isn't like the normal Natalia and Kyle fight like this isn't indefinite but I mean you stop following you blocked me

That's like line in the sand. Just that he considers like, oh this isn't just like a sister brother fight. I fight with my sister and I'm pretty gay and I don't ever fight with her. No. That's crazy. And if you fight with people like that, you're not going to be able to keep anybody in your life. So good luck.

Yes. So she's like, it's just heartbreaking Carl. That's all it is. And he's like, well, if you ever want to reach out, I hope you still have my number. You know where I am. Oh, please. Oh, this guy talked so much shit, and then he's like, just call me.

Okay, how fake? How fake? He's the worst. So basically, he's like, I apologize. I apologize for the words I use, but guess what? I'll never hit forgiveness. So he's the victim again.

She just, again, that's how he rolls. So Tim is like, okay, but she is going. He's like, yeah, of course she's going. I wasn't there to say stay. And Tim goes, okay, we'll like wish her well. And she's like, but then what's weird is that Timmy seems to have a good read of it in the interviews, because she's like, I think that Carl definitely thinks that she's a victim in all this.

And I think that it's the hard pill to swallow. But whatever it is, this is a mental health, really, be putting in play and maybe the boat will be better, but maybe it won't. But I think it's best that she actually leaves, also can't stand the bitch. So yeah. Yeah, I'm wondering if this, you know, because obviously they're recording recording them after the scene happened because they can't be in two places at once So I'm wondering if she already has heard of Captain Sandy's reaction and this is why she's giving interviews like this because her Interviews aren't really matching what she's saying exactly, you know, so

people all start to go to bed and Jess and Luca are trying to have sex and they have a blanket over the bed so people can't see the camera can't see but it falls down. And then to me walks in and she's like, oh my god, you guys are so cute. You guys are going to make the best babies in the world. So this morning, morning time, morning in the boat. Yeah, so Max gets, so Max wakes up and he's like, you know, let night I was not sleeping. My body is telling me, no, no! And yes, I listen to my body.

Every man knows this feeling when you wake up, like with I feel tower. But now there is no I feel tower, no. No even leaning tower of pizza. Now there is nothing. So I must be. So when Natalia, he's like, he does, I don't have a boner today. So when Natalia asks, it's like this is officially affected by boners. I'm quitting those.

After all the reading I did. So when Natalia asked her if she ever does the Eiffel Tower, did he think that Natalia was asking, do you ever just get boners? Because he's like my, if you're talking about, there's not there anymore. Ah. Oh, my gosh. So he goes into the bathroom and he goes,

where are you? To his winner, presumably. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Boner, boner, can you hear me? So Natalia asks Captain Sandy to meet. So they go up to the bridge and she's like, well, I still mix a little curdled. She's like, your stomach's a little curdled.

Oh my God. Tell me, tell me about it. Yesterday was my big Dorito's day. I don't know where there were Dill Pickle Flavor chips sitting just right there in the galley with a note that said, love you from production. Talk about a scary show called wind. Don't come too close. So why are we on the bridge? And she's like, well, my issue is, but so is the fact that I'm in an open relationship and not really sure where that's

going. There's also been stuff going on within the interior and the crew, like, you know, Max and Carl were going at it. They were having a bit of a fog in front of anyone and Max was like trying to say, like, you know, I support your community to Coyote, which community is that the flowy, the flowy captain? Short, short community. To the flowy blouse community, is that the, is that the yellows that women community?

By the way, also, Kyle should know better because Natalia is the biggest tattletail. Okay, so of course Natalia starts by tattling on this fight. That's what I thought too. I immediately thought, oh Kyle is an idiot because he's trying to control the rest of the boat and manipulate them. And Natalia is like, oh no, I will go to the head of the boat. She's like, I'm calling management. She's like, I'd like to speak to you. I'm trying to yell at Sandy. So, I'm not tired. I was like, you know, Kyle, I think he was, you know, I think he was like intoxicated. And I tried to tell Kyle to calm down. And she kind

of like, she kind of changes her role in the situation. She's like, oh, I just came in and said, come down. But like, no, you got in there also trying to argue with Kyle. I think she stayed pretty calm though and she didn't really go as bad against Kyle as I expected her to because she could have been like, oh my God, he's just calling me bitch over and over and screaming in my face.

And then he was screaming bitch at Jess and screaming in her face. Then then he was screaming bitch at Jess and screaming in her face. Then he was fainting the other day because he can't handle the stress and sobbing, saying that he can't handle it because everybody has drama. Because you know that really would have gotten captain Sandy too,

because remember the Hannah season when she fired Hannah. And it was because Malia Tatl-Tailed, which I'll never forget, by the way, Malia the fucking Tatl-Tail. The OG. Tatl-Tailed about a vape pin and some pills or whatever, after going through her shit and taking a picture, because Malia didn't get to share the room with her boyfriend like she wanted to,

so she was getting revenge. So anyway, after all that, Captain Sandy was saying something along the lines of like, you know, it's not only drugs, it's, you know, you're having, I don't know if she said it on social or on the show, but it was something about like, if you're having nervous breakdowns and stuff like that, you know, this, this is a boat. Like, you have to be prepared to take care of everybody at every moment. So that would have just been an added log on that kind.

I agree that Natalia was calm during that fight, but she may, she definitely made herself sound like she just came in trying to sort of like deescalate everything. But of course Natali is version of deescalating. I was like, you can't say that. Why are you saying that? You can't do that. So either way, she totally tattles. And we see a flashback to this bit, the same fight all over again. And she's like, he tuned it around on me and was just like on the beach. And then no one should ever take advice from me. And'm the most, I'm in the most fucked up relationship out of anyone on the board. See, and I thought he was like, what am I being friends? So she's like crying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm

sorry. I don't know if you got to this part already. Did Kyle leave Doritos on account for me to pass by. Without him, who do that? Just me. Because if he did, tell him I say thank you. Thank you for calling me cool. He left me cool ranch. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's like, well, there's a lot of stuff.

It's like him being my friend, I thought, and it never like said anything, but like, I had Jessica coming to me crying because Carl came in hot the other day and screamed at her in the cabin and Captain Sandy's like oh my gosh I'm gonna speak to Kyle that's not okay that's bad he's bullying you know something about her is the new flavor from ladies in you know as a promotion for Arianna's new shop god God, it was delicious. I really enjoyed it. What were we talking about right now? Sorry.

Yeah, that's bullying. And she's like, well, I need to get off the boat now. Like, I just don't feel good. And she's like, do you feel safe? Are you unsafe right now? Show me on this Dorito where Kyle is attacking you. She's like, no, I feel safe. I feel safe, I do.

I just don't feel good. She's, well, you know what, I'm never. I feel safe. I do. I just don't feel good. Just, well, you know what? I'm never going to find anyone as excellent as you. That's for sure. And I mean that. And this is the truth. Now, of course, I want you to stay. But if you want to leave, I'm not going to stop.

Hey, why are you leaving? I told you I'm leaving. OK. I'm not going to stop. Hold on. Let me stand in front of your suitcase. I'm not going to stop you from leaving. Oh, that was my toll.

You know, I could have broken that. I'm leaving. I'm going gonna stop you from like, ow, that was my toe. You know, I could have broken that. I'm leaving! How are you? Go ahead. Louis, bar the door. Now, I'm not gonna try, I'm not gonna make you stay. Okay, listen, nothing's worth your mental health. Except maybe a few bags of Doritos, I suppose, but.

That was worth it. Yeah, that was worth it. I started going crazy and then I made a little burp and I think, God, that was worth it. I started going crazy and then I made a little burp and I think God, that was worth it. You know, she's seen really ruffled, which is great because I enjoyed the ridges. That was nice snack too. So she tells us she's like, you know, I can't make Natalia stay, but I wanted to feel supported. And at the time, you know what, saying this paperwork, it says, And at the time, you know what saying this paperwork, it says, no matter what, I will watch the screen six hours

a day as long as we can. Okay, say that, say that, do it. Oh, it's just, you know, but I'm pissed. You know what, losing Natalia will be hard for the interior. For the next charter, we are in trouble. I'm not condoning Kyle's behavior, just the way she described everything. Kyle's bullying is on,

heck, sap, ta, bowl, I'm fucking pissed. Well, fucking finally. Okay, so Lucas, like, oh my god, he can't believe she's leaving. Fuck off, Lucas. It's like you're useless. Okay, so then Natalia gives her end of the year speech,

or she like has a mind-along and she's like, well, I wanted this work out better, but unfortunately I'm in an open relationship. So I'm gonna go back to Miami and I'm not gonna be the close relationship that's for sure, but open open relationship relationship. Yeah, she's basically like going back and you know, whatever.

And you know what, he's Kyle will definitely still be getting blocked on Instagram and that makes it official. So by the way, good for you. So then Sandy texts Norma and she's like, hey, bloop, hey Norma, good morning. I need a new Stu, ASAP, please. Oh. Oh and this time can at least make them at least partially Confident that would be a great improvement for me Wow

Captain Sandy you're losing more staff Haven't been this shocked since I made the mistake of holding your hand while you stuck a fork in the freaking toaster Blue well, you say I can afford a toaster. You cheap bitch. Blue. Well, yeah, probably because you got so many unemployment checks rolling in. You're taking a cut out of because you can't keep a staff member more on. Blue.

Well, I can keep a staff member, but what I can't keep are the human pieces of wood. You keep sending my way. You dumb bitch. Bloop. Oh come on. Last guy sent you me tele-tubby jokes and he was masturbating to a Tony Robbins novel. If you can't get on board with that, you're as helpless as I've always called you.

Bloop. Talk about helpless. How about the time you need to put a life saver on you just to take a bath. Come on now. Bloop. Hold on, life saver, that means you think it's something. Do you remember that kind of sandwich we made with the yellow cheese in the middle

and we had to put it on a grill? What was that called? I believe that was called the last bosen you sent me. Bloop. That was a good one. You know what, I'm not even going to argue with you. God, I love you guys. I love you too, bitch.

I'm just under a lot of stress right now. You two, when you do videos last night, I bet you can probably smell me on the shore. Blu-p. I said goodbye and I met it. Bye. Blu-p. Wait, can I send an emoji?

Blu-p. Well, you know, if you have an emoji, it would express itself 9,000 words better than you ever have. So go ahead and send that eggplant emoji. Bloop. Okay, we're now in a fight again, bitch. Fuck you. Bloop.

Donkey. Amolgy. Bloop. Oh, she sent me a cute horse. That's nice of her. Bloop. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that? And he's like, oh God, you know what, it's real hard. I've had a real hard time because basically I've been on this boat kind of looking over the edge, just latest taking off their tops, trying to show me their tautos.

It's really hard for him to hand some. Okay, okay. I meant like with Kyle, okay? Let's, let's, we are more to that, right? So then, I just got completely lost, I got to try to. Well, he basically starts telling her what happened. He's like, I don't remember what the argument was. I do remember Kyle getting really mad at her, like really mad.

And she's my friend, so I kind of stuck up for her. But it was just so out of order. Your catalys would have been brewing inside him a lot, because it all came out when it was drunk. And I feel like yesterday As soon as Natalia told us she was leaving everyone was real happy And I told you it's the best story this on this bar And I think maybe there's a bit of insecurity there from the others and they got what they want now

And I'm really fucking pissed off and I'll tell you I'm really fucking pissed off and extremely I got lucky. Would you like to put my back? Smooth as a baby's butt. Oh, it feels like a sanded down Dorito back there. So, okay, thank you. I hear your frustration. I think I do. I really can't understand your accent still, but I'm going to deal with it.

And by deal with it, this new magic Dorito's I just opened up. God, I'm on a real kick. Sorry. So she calls to me up to the bridge and she's like, hey, remember what we talked about respect in the workplace? We got to have that. Okay, so my issue right now is Kyle. What ended up happening with Kyle and Max now?

And she's like, oh, he was really heated. And to this day, I'm like, what the fuck happened? I really don't even understand the story about what happened with that. What is going on with Tumi? Now Tumi's like, what? This is crazy. Like, it doesn't even have to know what the story is.

You were supposed to de-escalate it. So, Sandeys, like, did you witness? Tumi seems shocked that Kyle is getting called out. Yeah. I mean, everybody seems shocked that Kyle is, it's like somebody actually has the cajonace to stand up to Kyle. But she also knows like, oh, I'm not gonna go down

with the Kyle ship. She's like, I see where this is going and I am immediately going to be like, what, this was crazy, he was out of control. So Sandy's like, did you witness him in Natalia? And she's like, their situation caught me off guard and I'm not even gonna lie, I was caught off God. It was heated Sunday, and Sandy's like,

but because even off the boat, like you're still signed on to the boat, you know, you still represent the boat, you still represent Mystique. I wish I could say you still represent home. God, that was last season, good boat, good boat. She's like, well, you know, I do respect Kyle as a colleague, but he does react, especially when he's emotionally triggered incorrectly. Like he's just, yeah, you know, like I'll

give her that. And she's like, oh, so the common denominator, Kyle, in every situation, and that is not okay. And to me goes, yeah, not okay. Oh really, it's first time I've heard of it from you. Man. I know I wonder if Sandy also spoke to other people on the crew and we just didn't see it because it feels like this is a situation where you have to actually speak to everyone

to get all the perspectives because it felt oddly, like a little irresponsible that Sandy only called two people up. So I'm hoping that. I guess like heads of department kind of thing like chef, but she didn't go to Luke God really, but yeah, I don't know how much like production would even tell. I mean, I know that you're talking about other people working on about, but I wonder if she went to production and was like, hey, you better tell me what's going on with Kyle. You know, I wonder if they're protecting Kyle in a way

because he's such good TV, even though he's such a fucking monster. Yes, exactly. So then she wants to see Kyle. So now meanwhile, Max and Luke are watching the deck and Luke is like, Hey, man, have you ever heard about casinos? You know, like, you know, when you go into casino, you like make money, you make money, you make money,

and then like, because you know, you got to go out, you got to cash out on the casino, you know, they've asked you late, you know what I'm saying, and look at it's like, yeah, you can't live in a casino, what's this, what's this, what's this, Kevin? Yeah, but what I'm saying is I want you to, I want to cash out. So, written, I am slot machine, my penis is lever. Pull it off. Pull it off, like, no. Let Machine. My penis is leather. Pull it off. Pull it off like now. Let's see if it still work.

Pull it. Go ahead. So Lucas, like, he's like, wait, you're not gonna, what, what, you're gonna, he's like, yeah, I don't think I'm going to finish this season with you. And Lucas, like, but when, what do you guys, he's like, well, you know, like, I'll do it now, that's a chada.

You know, there'll be another chada, but you know, after that, you know, I'm gonna have to go. And Lucas, like, no, man, you know, like, I do know that shada, you know, there'll be another chata, but you knew after that You know, I'm gonna have to go and look as like, nah man, you can't like we've only got four charters to go We've only done I think two this in dire season actually we've had so much drama Yeah, and look as like what the hell we've been making so much progress and what the fuck and so he's like Maybe you'll change your mind man, so then we we then, to me, goes to get Kyle, who's, of course, like, oh, still in bed, as usual. Yes, and late, didn't they make comments earlier about,

like, oh my god, Kyle's still in bed. Yes, of course. Of course, Kyle, after all of that, is still the fucking worst employee. So she has to wake him up to go see Sandy. And he's like, oh, shit, she was, yeah, so watch out. So he has to wake him up to go see Sandy and he's like, oh shit, she was, yeah, so watch out. So he knows this is going to be bad. So he goes up and she sits him down and she's like, have a seat Kyle. Now, this is not a good morning for me, Kyle.

Okay. But you know what? Here's why the tips of my finger are pink. Last night they were red. It's always better than my fingers are red because that means they're freshly covered in today and I'm just craving a cow. I'm just riding the wave, you know what I mean? A cow? I have ears, I have eyes, I have a promotional bag of ketchup flavored Doritos. Every situation that's happened on this boat, guess who's the common denominator? Norma, but she's not here, so I can't yell at her.

So it's you, you are the common denominator, Norma, but she's not here, so I can't yell at her. So it's you, you at the common denominator. Your screaming match with Max, your screaming match with Jess, and your screaming match with Natalia, you are the person that's always in the screaming matches. What you want to be in Oiskeita? No the other thing. The first pilot with a cat fan on? No the other thing. The first pilot with a cat fan on. No, the other thing. President of the 1985 Sigoni Weaver wardrobe club. What you for sure can take that away from a lesbian. Are you kidding?

You want to be chiefs to I would never bring you back as a chief ever. And you know why? Because you can't control your emotions. Wow, I was cheering. I could not believe this was actually happening. We saw it in the trailer a part of this where she said, I don't want you to be a part of this but something like that. We didn't know who she was talking to. We all hoped it was Kyle or at least by we all I mean me and you but Wow, it was Kyle. I'm so happy. I was hearing it's like yeah, cuz not just telling him off But just like obliteration. I mean to the point where he looks straight at the camera miserably his eyes are all puffed close It's just woken up. He looks directly into the camera Like can you believe this shit and she and she's going off?

She's I mean, I think this is the angriest I've ever seen her. And she really just like takes them down. She's like, you know what, this is a professional setting. You understand, you're bullying, you're screaming. I don't want a person like you on board. You understand? And I was like, it's like, it's kept in.

She better get rid of Kyle. I am gonna lose, like please do not take all this good will and just piss it off. I know, because I will freak out if she keeps on. I hope it's not a situation, like when she was on below deck and she was like basically did this to Fraser and Fraser and she was like, you, you know what? The snake rots at the head and you're the head of the snake

right now and you're riding, you're stinking riding head snake head right now and you're stinking up this whole yacht so take a nap let this sink in and grow and congrats you got to raise. It's like wait a minute. She does love to turn people around. She loves the train around moment too so who knows. Yeah she likes being able to like parent somebody and then they get better. But oh my God.

Who? Well, Ronnie, I, by the way, we are still matching. This is, it's amazing how we always wear the same colors every day on the podcast. It's like, Ray, we both were great. Now we're both wearing red. I don't know what's going on with us. But thank you, everyone, for being here. What an episode. I'm like, I'm like shaking.

It was huge. I'm a literally shaking. We open this, we open this, talking about being triggered, and we're ending it with Ben being like, I'm a literally shaking. I am literally the whole episode. So what an episode. Wean, let us know what you think.

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