Watch What Crappens - #2237 RHOP: Nneka Has A Bone To Pickle

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Karen tries to host a healing pickleball summit on Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E04), but things go left when Nneka accuses Wendy’s mom of shrine-nanigans. The episode leaves us asking what’s worse: to be cursed or unfriended on Facebook.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm happy to have you here. I'm happy to have you here. I'm happy to have you here. I'm happy to have you here. I'm happy to have you here. I'm Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, trying to trigger me with all this pickle ball. I know. That's a tennis court. You know what? It does. I think this is actually behind me is it is I think it's a tennis

court that was converted into a pickle ball court because I believe it's a pickle ball court. But either way, it's in a front to humanity. We will say that. But everyone, welcome back. We had a wonderful break for Thanksgiving, for American Thanksgiving. I feel very rejuvenated, rested and rejuvenated, full of turkey, still eating that turkey. Rhonda, you looked like you had a wonderful time going down to Nashville, huh?

Love Nashville. Yeah, we've come there a lot of times to perform for what's what crappens, and I've always liked it, but I just wanted to just like check it out more. And so I did. And it was so much fun. We got a house, and we had a couple families there, and we played canasta, because that's the mom thing.

They love that stuff. That's fantastic. So we did that, and we ordered in food, and I realized that people in Nashville sing nasally like me. So I'm gonna be a come a country person. So we'll get ready. I've got some Morgan Wade covers coming right up.

And walked around in boots. And one day I just rented a car and ditched everybody and went to look at houses and pretended I was like a local. And I was like, you know, my kids are going to be starting school and I did all that good stuff. And I pretended I was another person and saw houses and that was fun. So thanks to Gail out there for showing me around. You're realtor?

Gail the realtor. Where's a Gail Simmons? My dear friend Gail Simmons loves going to open houses, but unfortunately she always confuses them for open-faced sandwiches. Bless her heart. Finally, my good friend, Gail, found me a house I wanted to move into. Unfortunately, she ate it. We're still teaching her that she doesn't have to eat the doors.

She can just open it. Let's call that interest rate, Gail. Not interest cakes So anyway, we don't think El Simons is that we're not bad saving anybody Padma Lakshmi is me to get Simons in our recaps Which is now over because Padma Lakshmi is leaving because she came out with some show on Hulu So now she thinks she's just too fucking good for it. So you know what, on this, there's not Thanksgiving anymore. So I'm gonna spread some things I'm not thankful for. I'm not thankful for Padma getting too big

for a guy there in Bridges. Get back to top chef. I'm sure that's gonna be great. I don't wanna watch Kristen, okay? I like Kristen. I don't want, she's not a Padma. I wanna Padma. Give me Padma.

I wanna Padma all the time. Thank you. Although I think someone told me that Padma unfollowed Gail. I don't know if this is actually true or verified, but if she did, I think that's hilarious. That Padma would unfollow Gail. She would never. She would, I don't think she would ever. I mean, we can literally check it, but I don't feel like going down that path. I like having the mystery surrounding this.

Raptin and Nigma, Raptin Cash. So today we are talking about Real House with a Potomac who will be going to your neighborhood, Ronnie, next week. It appears in Austin, but for right now, they are not in Austin, they are just going to a pickleball court. So before we dive into that, of course,

tonight we've got crappy hour. Hello, come join us on Instagram, So before we dive into that, of course, tonight we've got crappy hour. Hello! Come join us on Instagram at Watch for Crappens. That's gonna be at 530 on the West Coast, 830 on the East Coast. We're gonna talk about Bravo, Bravo Gossip, whatever's going on with these shows. Basically we chat about all the headlines and stuff. You got it's live, so you guys can write comments and questions. We can read them on the air and stuff and then

This is also on YouTube We also have a simul cast on YouTube But then for the last 15 minutes that's IG exclusive and we bring you guys up on stage and you guys can talk and ask questions and all that stuff so it's so fun you may have listened to the episodes here on the feed So again watch what at watch what crap is on Instagram at Ronnie Cameram at Ben Mandelker. Follow all three and your life will be infinitely richer and full of more joy and less sorrow. And so also this week for recap. So this is obviously Potomac and then we're going to doing crappy hour. Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, Miami, and Southern Trump. Those are the recaps this week. We will talk a little bit about what ends up happening on

below deck at the beginning of one of these other recaps, but we will not be recapping below deck this week. I don't think, because it's too much. And really, we just want to see Kyle get fired. And so, that will either happen or not happen in the first five minutes. Also, we could probably recreate it right now. Okay, this is what's gonna happen. Kyle, there's just no room for someone like you on this boat. I'm gonna have to let you go.

All right, Cindy, I understand, you know, I've never been in such a low movement in my life ever before. And I just feel like people don't understand because like I had to take on so much from Natalya and Now here I am fired because of her That's better what's gonna be I think she's gonna say you know what we don't need on this boat people like you You know what we do need people who need hugs do need hugs? Oh do you need hugs?

Good you can stay on the boat you are promoted to assistant captain, okay hug meter? Congratulations. This is gonna be a, you do not control me, bitch. Okay, Cal, I'm gonna need you to get up off the floor. Is this one of your panic attacks? It's just that there's so much going on. I'm his friend. Friend.

Friend. I'm having an anxiety attack because Frank's not here. Frank! When I was 14 years old, I once had such a terrible day that I spilled over my orange juice and to this day this haunts me and I never felt so bad until this moment right now. I call this my new orange juice moment. I can't even eat hot dogs anymore. Why, Kyle? Because they're called frying!

So yeah, that's tonight. Halloween was very painful when I saw Frankenstein. Oh, it's in fire! You know, when I walked by the Lisa Frank store, I just couldn't even deal anymore. Okay, so Patilmag in a pickle is what this episode is called. It doesn't matter the size of our home, I'm always the queen of this castle. Okay, okay Mia. So now we get plane shots and Mecca is at the airport looking for her husband who I believe is wearing his scrubs.

He wore the scrubs on the plane, yes. Doctors, nurses, thank you so much for everything you do for us because you really do. And I think that people do not feel as thankful for you as they should until, of course, during the hospital, I remember I was like, oh my god, okay, that said, don't wear your scrubs. Here's why on the plane, because it's a very scary time with germs, and I don't know what you've been doing in those scrubs.

To me, scrubs are for like, taking care of sick people. So, I'm like, did you take a so good shower in your scrubs? I don't know, but Ron is trying to say is, he don't want no scrubs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, I'm sure that doctors and nurses wouldn't purposely spread germs. They know what they're doing. So these are clean scrubbed stupid. So I get that like at the end of the day, up to the end of the day, there's nothing but nothing. I do get that, but also I'm scared, you know? And then there are a lot of people wearing masks and stuff staying safe,

which you should on the plane this weekend. But there were also a lot of people doing this, like just that one cough. And then I would like, hope that they die. I would be like, I can't believe you just made it. How dare you cough on the airplane. Yeah, this reminds me of, did I tell the story

about last year when I went to Miami, how I was like flying back, and I said to people who were just like coughing and wheezing, and it was driving me absolutely nuts. I tell that story and how like I was so furious at them, but of course I was like very passive aggressive and like I'm so mad and like I offered her, I offered the woman tissues and she refused them.

I was like I'm offering your tissues. This isn't even a political stance by any means, like you know how people feel like masks are political. And so she was like no, no, no, no. So when the plane landed, I offered her a mask. I was like here, do you want this for your next flight? Since you're coughing everywhere. And she was like, no, no, no, no. So when the plane landed, I offered her a mask. I was like, here, do you want this for your next flight since you're coughing everywhere? And she was like, glared at me.

And that was a big win for me. That was a win. Oh, shaw. Oh, shaw. Because I made her so uncomfortable in that moment. I did her really uncomfortable the way she was making me uncomfortable the entire flight. Well, good for you.

You should feel uncomfortable if you ever do this. You should definitely feel uncomfortable. Now did I do it? Of course, because it was cold and I also did this lot. And then people would look at me and then I'd look at them like, how dare you turn around. You'd be so lucky to get my germs turned around. See now I get upset when I see people in scrubs and non scrubs environment only because it makes me reflect on like, wow, look at this accomplished person who's actually like helping people and

has actually gone and received like, like, training in this like difficult, in this difficult path, whether it's nursing, whether it's medical, whether it's anything. And I'm like, and I'm podcasting. I'm talking, I'm talking shit about people on TV. So it just makes me reflect on my life choices that I get mad. So then I deflect it onto them. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just a bit great. So I want everyone to have my germs because I feel like my germs are good, but then if they try to give me their germs, I'm like, get out, get off this plane. Okay, so the point is I can neck up our, in the card header, because you just flew in somewhere in his grub, so it's now, I feel guilty

for saying his grub about. And listen, there's a whole song about it, Ronnie. Don't worry, there's a whole song about it. Yeah, that's true. Okay, yeah, refer to candy if you don't like it. I said that. Come for candy, not for me. You're gonna get, you're gonna get,

you're gonna get like the, the view treatment. Yeah, I'm referring to that. That's what I'm thinking. You're supposed to call Michelle. No, no, no, I know you were, you weren't trying to be, you weren't trying to, you know. Listen, I've got way worse to say. Let's just let that one go.

So they're talking about how they need to bang because they're trying to have a baby. And, you know Neckah not doing much for me. How are you feeling so far now listen? I know this is a tough cast to just walk right into and be extremely entertaining right off the bat So I give her that But she posted something on her Instagram. Well, why don't you give me your opinion and then I will tell you what I think. I actually really like her a lot and I feel like she's been thrust into the stupid storyline, which is not fair, but I don't like

I have no reason to dislike her right now. I like her. I think she seems pretty sharp and I liked how she just like had no problem taking on Wendy, you know, cause Wendy is like very difficult to argue with. Right, first of all, Wendy's very smart, so and she's a very sharp tongue and she's quick. But also she does like a war of attrition thing, which is that once Wendy starts going,

then you can't get a word an edge wise, and then it's exhaustive, exhausting, and exhausting. She does repeat arguing. If she doesn't want to argue about something or she doesn't want to be called out, she will pick one phrase and just repeat it over and over very loudly. It's like a person, it's like when you were a teenager and you just wanted to be a little asshole and you would walk into the 7-Eleven and then just stand in the sensor and just be like, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong.

Yeah. It's like, okay, well, here's my, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong. Well, I just be like, Nekka, I I just like she just she gets in there and you know She is a lawyer although I don't think she's a I don't think she's a trial lawyer but she Well, meaning that like what I was gonna say is that she got in there and she was she was great with her words, too like she was not like

Wendy did not cause her to mess up. And so what are you saying? She's a trial lawyer. So she was only good with the written word. And she's like, well, you listen here, dear, sir, Madam. Well, I was like, she's a lawyer. So they're like the implication is, well, lawyers are used to like standing up in trial and court and like stating their case and like being unturbed. But she's not necessarily a trial lawyer.

So that may not apply here. But I wonder if like she's counsel to like a company. So maybe like just being counsel gives like a clarity of clarity of thought about making your arguments. So I just I liked it. I like the way that that she that she held it around against Wendy. So I'm pretty later, but for right now, I'm like, I don't know. So this is the post she made. And this was on her Twitter, not her Instagram. Sorry. And I got it from Bravo Real Housewise, my favorite on Reddit. It says, I have a publicist who handles all of my media and public relations. Any statements or communications attributed to me that do not come directly from my publicist or her office, do not represent my views, and should not be considered official. PS, there's nothing to clean up when you're telling the truth.

Well, when you're telling the truth, but how do I know about your publicist or whoever? And why do you can't post this when you have like 4,000 followers? But whatever she's saying sounds like it's like did she get into trouble for something? I couldn't even find the part where she got in the trouble. I just found the part saying, I have a publicist and it's like, you've been on house-wise for two minutes, okay? Please stop.

I want to release a clarification statement when there's nothing to clarify and see how people react. It's just like, I just want everyone to know that unless you hear it from me, please, please, please question what you hear because unless it comes from me, it's not necessarily real. People are like, what happened, Ben? Like, nothing. I mean, I'm sure there was something, but I, you know, this is watch it crap and so you

only get one little shrivel of the story. Now, in my own defense, I did, or not shrivel, what am I trying to say? One little strip of the story. Now, in my own defense, I did, or not shrivel, what am I trying to say? One little strip of the story. But in my defense, I did try to look, but I couldn't find anything, because she's got like two tweets. And then I was like, is this a trick to make me look through all your tweets,

because there's nothing here, okay? Objection. And that comes from a non- That comes from a non-practicing lawyer, non-trial lawyer. Object. This is a person who's only watched Matt Locke. Objection.

Donut. So, either way, Ike arrives in his scrubs from the plane and then he drives them back and they're talking about ovulating and everything. You know, the usual thing that we've seen for years on Bravo, a couple trying to have a baby, literally don't care. At this point I like we understand how babies are made and there's no further insight that we're getting. It wasn't interesting when Candace did it, it wasn't interesting when Megan King Edmunds did it. So there are a lot of people that maybe do connect with this material but for me I

don't and so I'm just like whatever, I don't care about that. But anyway we learned that the issues that they have is that he's a travel doctor and so I'm just like, whatever, I don't care about that. But anyway, we learned that the issues that they have is that he's a travel doctor, and so he travels for one week a month, but then he's back for a week, and it's like, it doesn't work well with their, the ovulation and copulation schedule. Yes.

So then Karen is on the phone with her right. She's like, ha ha,'s Karen Huga you're welcome hmm I wanted to invite you and your hobby to play pickleball with the group and with the group I mean the institution right Karen pickleball pickleball king and queen hmm well somebody in this group has to bring everybody together Candace and Ashley need healing Candace and Jizelle need healing Candace and the representative from Comcast need healing

I mean she's gonna do a lot of fights, okay, but for me personally, it's me and Robin and you know one is a don one right now And we all need healing so pick up all might bring us together so much healing Ashley Robin Jacelle fashion me Fences trying to copy my trademark Robin, Juselle, fashion, me, fences, trying to copy my trademark. That's just so much that needs to be done. So Neckah's like, yeah, this is great. Yeah, pickleball. Wow, that's gonna be really fun. And I was like, I don't know what to do, babe.

She was like, I don't know either. And she was like, but you know what? She did say that all the ladies are coming and that means Wendy's gonna come and you know how aggressive and upset her and her sister and her mom were about us. And then she tells us, she's like two weeks, two weeks before my something.

I'm a housewarming. Yeah, her housewarming. The housewarming or whatever. We hear that Neckah's good friend and cousin Leba got a phone call from Wendy's older sister Ivy and then we see a clip of Leba on the phone and she's like, um, my bar is called Bubbles and Boobies and then she's like, I don't know you. I was like, sorry, didn't you call for Leba? Like, no, we called for Leba.

I was like, oh, okay. Sorry, rock real bad. So then real Lebat came on, she's like, sorry, I met this bar called Bourbon and Bubbles. And she's, I'm at this bar called Lebat and Lebat. It's people who don't have a lot of screen time but cause a lot of shit.

It's really good. Sorry, I met a concert for Yebat. So, I don't even know what that means. I'm in the white lap. There's just singing an ambiava. Sorry, I'm at the Flintstone editions. Lavalabadu. Oh, Lord.

Okay, so one of those days. So, uh, just, the love of this is not going better. Yeah, it's not going better, by the way. Anyone who's already pissed off, just, just go away. Sign off now. Because it's, this is going to get dumber as we go. I promise you that. It's going to get worse.

It's by the end we're just going to be doing sock puppets on the ground. It's on the band. So it's a flashback. Leba's basically just saying how like Ivy called and was like, wow, and it's accusing Neck of clop chasing by using Wendy's name, which is hilarious that anyone's trying to clop chase with Wendy who is trying to start some sort of like TV show for gas pumps in a apartment somewhere in like Bethesda, Maryland. So Neckah's like, well, I've never had somebody where it seemed like, you know, her sister

and her mom were trying to prevent me from interacting with these women. And you can see Ike just doesn't care. He's like, babe, I just want to go home. I don't really care about this. And he's like, well, you know, maybe instead of seeing you as a fellow Nigerian, they're seeing you as a Nigerian that wants to take someone's spot, which I like that that's just a type. It's like maybe they look at you as I like that that's just a type. It's like maybe they look at you

as the Nigerian who's stealing a spot. And I was like, wow, are there spot stealers? It's like maybe I'm not just a gay. Maybe I'm a gay trying to take the gay spot, the other gay spot. I'm taking gay, I'm taking gay bin spot. Token is like, it's rival tokenism is what you say. And actually that makes sense, right?

Because, you know, obviously I'm not a person of color, but as a gay person, yeah, you get that a lot. Like on improv teams, there was only one gay, if that. There's like two girls and one gay on a team. And so you better get that spot. And if there's another gay coming, you better push them down the stairs, because there's only one gay spot. Only one gay's another gay coming, you better push him down the stairs because there's only one gay spot, only one gay on the improv, okay? So there's a lot of it's there's a lot

of gays with hurt ankles around me in improv. There were a lot of people from my class who just like got limbs because something just kept happening to them. You're like, see the stage? This is mine and then you slam the door, but it's like an invisible door because it's improv. Every time they try to talk, I just swipe the scene. I just walk right in front of them. Like you're seen somewhere. You're seen somewhere. Freeze.

Guess what, you're no longer at a party. You're in an alley being kicked out there by me. You're a fish. Fish don't talk. Can you do a scene of being rejected from this improv group? Because that's what will be happening very soon.

It might be a method. Can you reenact putting your angle into a wood chipper? OK. And they're down. They're down. It might take while you do your scene, we're going to reenact a scene of us being in a different place.

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It was your birthday. Yes, and you brought me to Shoday Life Size hard work. This is Class of 88, the story of a year that changed hip hop. Listen to Class of 88 wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge the entire series right now on the Amazon music app or audible So Hey, anyway, I guess like saying well, maybe she's worried that like that you're gonna try to take the spot as the quote I put like Nigerian on the show so

So then they're like talking about like this pickleball game and then Neckas like, oh yeah, and it's the husbands are going to be there, including your old college pal, Eddie, huh? So then we find this really interesting and hilarious twist where Neckas says, you know, my husband went to University of Maryland, College Park and Eddie attended the same university and they were on the same like they still went to the same African-American association meetings together and so they know each other and then right after Wendy's mom called

about the shrine Eddie stopped following, and she goes, on Facebook of all platforms, it's like why even Facebook? Who cares about Facebook? But then to my question in all this, by the way, is how did they know? Like, you're not going to know unless you go to look to see if someone's unfollowed you. So were you looking to see if they probably were looking before this show started to be like, who follows me already? And then maybe

they went back and looked again, because like to know that someone unfollowed you on Facebook means that you had to also do some sort of like sweaty work there, right? Right, and then there's other questions too, like did he unfollow you or did he unfriend you? Because unfriending you is really fun. That's not funny. But unfriending is what happened.

Unfriending is what happened. But she did say following. So I don't know. That's what I was. Because I don't think you don't know if someone's unfollowed you. You only know if someone's unfriended you. Oh, okay. Yeah, so there you go. So I don't really know, but I thought it was hilarious. A, that Wendy would be like, oh really, this girl thinks she's going to come for me. Then you're going to, everyone's going to call her and then you're going to follow her aspect. And then he's like, really? Yes. And then the fact that she's like, Oh, really?

I just got a call from Leba and Leba got a call from the mother of and you know what we're doing. We're going on Facebook to see if he has unfollowed you. That's what we're doing next. When he's like, we're going to hit them where it hurts and unfollow on Facebook the most relevant social media platform of all. I can't wait to send him Twamp meme, send to somebody else's name. You better make sure your friends' their account is not still active,

because if you're still connected to him, I swear. By the way, whoever keeps hacking my bad on Facebook, just give it a rest. Like seriously, it's like the easiest target ever. He's hacked every week, just leave him alone him alone like what are you getting out of it? You already feel stupid enough, okay you won hackers you won I'll just get some random Trump meme and I'll be like dad seriously and then I yell at it Well don't yell at him, but I'm like dad, please stop with this look. I didn't do that. I've been hacked again. I can't get into my account Oh, maybe it's not for him just to leave Facebook then.

Time to. Might not be a good match. But that's very, that's like the modern world for him. He can't do that. That's like saying goodbye to like modern cars, you know? You can't just give up. You've got to figure out how to tell a phone. You've got to figure out how to pick a password one day, you know?

Yeah, that's true. So, um, so Neckah is basically like, it seems like Wendy whizzed a skirt in the pants in that house. Oh, is that too much shade? Is that too mean? I was like, lady, that is compared to what is about to come your way on this show for the rest of the season on this is nothing. You better, you better get used to going a little harder than that. It's not to mean it's lame and it's sexist, but it's not really mean. It's just stupid. So then we go to West Potomac Park and Robin is meeting just Ella to bar. And they're talking about the boys, you know.

They're like, oh, they're having growing beans. They're the one who has a broken foot, one sprang as ASC all. You know, boys will be boys. One of them ended up paying a for a hotel room for an extremely attractive, possibly homeless person that they met on Instagram direct messages. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and Robert literally goes, oh, so, uh, diselsing, the twins are having a birthday soon. And Grace is gonna come up last week of school. Her last week of school is coming up,

which I don't adore, but she's been an angel through the process. And the waiter really is a piece of work here, and he needs to be fired. And I'm gonna just say that right now. I hope he was fired You didn't notice what you was doing he get coming out to the table going hello, Dears. Hello He did say, um, may I get you something dear? Okay, dear. What can I get you? I was like you're not in a freaking retirement village

Oh, he was just hot so we could get away with it because I was like, uh So very they loved it they loved it because was like, ah. So, but they loved it. They loved it, because Rob was like, oh, the waiter called you sweetheart. She's like, yes, ah. Oh my God, he's young enough for you to pretend to date for a storyline. Yes, ah, but I think he's in high school, ah.

So she said, just saying that she saw Karen recently. And Rob's like, oh yeah, I got a text from her It said, hi Robin both you and one are invited to join the ladies and on others for fun Game of pickleball tomorrow and then she also said get off me just because you can ride me Doesn't mean you should sign the fence. I didn't know what that meant Then she says your account has just been debited $437 at the Omni Hotel. Oh sorry, that was my Venment. What? Such Zell says, well, she did say that she's open to talk to one. No, not that one wants to talk to

her, but it's one going to come to this pickleball because obviously they have their opinion as they should. So then Jizelle tells us that they just did a live show for their podcast and Juan was there. And so they talked about social media stuff and Juan kind of gave her attitude basically. And she's like, well listen, I don't want to have a problem with Jizelle just because I have a problem with Juan. Yeah. And Jizelle's, you know, Juan kind of came for me, which is funny, because Jizelle is the primary comer for her in this group. And Robin is always Jizelle. Starting shit, and then the minute someone says something

back, she's like, your husband abused me. So your husband got a hotel room and tried to burn me in the bath tub. So, but we also know what this, what this discussion was. This is just, I mean, like, well, one, you have to be careful about the things you do, because your wife gets all the shit. So you have to be smarter about it. And then he was probably like, no, just, I don't give a fuck what people think.

He probably did that. And he was like, they're yelling, whoa, the yelling, whoa, whoa. And then he probably said, you know what, just, I'll stay at I was like, they're yelling, whoa, the yelling, whoa, whoa. And then he probably said, you know what, just I'll stay at it, like mind your own business, Robin and I will do whatever Robin and I want. And he'll be, he probably was like that. And she's like, okay, I can't believe he's speaking to woman in that way.

Like we all know that's what the, what the discussion was. I don't even think he went that far. I think she was like, listen, maybe Robin has told you things that I've said. And he's like, yeah. And then she's like, well, I think that you need to take more responsibility.

And he probably just went, I don't care. So he's like, yeah. And then she said, well, I think that you need to take more responsibility. And he probably just went, I don't care. She was like, one yelled at me. One has yelled at me in the hotel realm. But by the way, I believe that one, because one has gotten surly with Robin several times. So I would not be surprised if he got a little surly with Jacelle. But he didn't, because then she goes, okay, she says,

she kind of came for me and Robin says, wait, you said he was yelling and she goes, yeah. Then he sneezed on me and he was in his scrubs still from the airplane. Wow. Is there anything he can do right? So she goes, yeah, because you told him, Jacelle doesn't believe anything you've told me. So in my mind, that's yelling. So, but it's not yelling. You know, him saying something like disagreeing with all the shit you're talking about him

on camera is not the same thing as yelling at you. I just, this is two seasons in a row of Jacelle doing this. You know, so I don't believe Jacelle. Well, also, by the way, Robin does Jacelle a little dirty because Jacelle wasn't saying, I don't believe anything that wants that, though that was for the plan jazel was saying like you you know he has to pay more attention to the consequences of

his actions because it affects you that's what jazel was saying and then robin related back in a way that is actually not cool for her friend because you basically his pitotor has been under friend against each other so robin is like uh... but then robin is like uh but then Robin is like yeah well he's hearing his bad because he has so much drink coaching so he talks even louder so like if he was young at you it's because he thought you were a basketball. That's funny because isn't he currently in trouble for being too quiet as a coach? Oh look at you I love that. I love

that shade Ronnie. That's good. That love that. I love that shade, Ronnie. That's good. I mean, it's true. And someone sent us a message saying just before Ronnie starts ranting him again about this, Juan and the school were dropped from that lawsuit. I have seen nothing that says Juan did in fact go to people and report the coach that was sexually blackmailing

and harassing the student. So until I do, I'm still sucks. Okay. So she's like, yeah, you know, Juan just yells because he's a coach. And Jacelle says, yeah, well, I will say that he was not happy with me. And then this is really fishy. Now listen, I'm not sticking up for Juan here because obviously he's Juan. I'm just sticking against Jacelle because she's Jacelle. But then we get to this part. Jacelle says, well, he did let me know

that he was a sexual dude as most guys are, and then he had some excuses. Okay, so what does that mean? You're a sexual guy and most guys are. So this is one, I think one is somewhat careful on camera with in scenes with Robin to say he didn't do it, but I think he just kind of tells everybody else

he did do it because later in the episode he's telling one of the guys, like, oh, whatever, I make mistakes, what guy doesn't. Which, I think that sounds like he's confessing. Not quite for me, for me, it sounds like, but it sounds, what, Jacelle is very funny because what she says here is basically her way of saying, like, he clearly sounds, what, Jacelle is very funny because what she says here is basically her way of saying like, he clearly fucked her, right?

Because she goes, I mean, he's a sexual dude as most as are and he did have some excuses, but he did not, he did not, he did not, I did not, Jacelle have sex with her. So I'm like, okay, you said it four times, one time is enough. So she's applying, oh, that doff protest too much, et cetera. And like he's saying he's a sexual dude. She is in her Giselle way, which is one of the reasons why I actually love Giselle, because she's associated with what she does things.

It's saying like, yeah, I'm going to quote unquote be respectful to my about my private conversation with my friend's husband, but yeah, I think he's full of shit. That's very simple. I think she's saying that he, I think he's full of shit. That's because of this. I think she's saying that he, I think she's trying to hint to us that he said, I did stuff with her, but I didn't fuck her. That's what it sounds like to me.

Like, he's the sexual dude as most guys are. That is, did not, did not, did not, absolutely, he's not have sex, you know? That's what I take from him, but he knows, you know? Yeah, well, maybe, yeah, that there may have been something happening there. I don't know. But either way, I thought it was just else. It was her crafty way of saying like, no, I've of course, I'm going to be discreet about our private conversation. But yeah, this is what I think about it. Well, here's the funny thing. Robin is up here denying that her husband was cheating with this Instagram

hell, okay? And Robin is wearing, like, what looks like a politician's wife's dress. And it's blue. She's wearing blue. He blew dress. I cannot like. Well, I don't understand it. The big, as a big sort of like bow or flower garnish on it, it's ridiculous. The symbolism of wearing that in the confessional where you're discussing the I did not have sex with that woman is, oh, Lair, Rias. And how did no one pick up on that?

You know, was it just put there for me? Well, either way, basically, Jacelle, for the sake of her friendship with Robin and perhaps her podcast, she has clearly decided, like, okay, I'm moving on. So Robin's like, oh, by the way, oh, I should, oh, by the way, the waiter's 28, waiter's 28. Okay, I should not be telling you this, but it's just, oh, good, tell me then, ah, such like, okay, so I was asked not to tell anyone. So this is the craziest shit I ever heard. So Neckas cousin has been like really close friends

with Wendy's sister Ivy. And so she goes and she tells the whole story about Wendy's mom and Ivy and the shrine and the curse and yada, yada, yada. Yeah, that Wendy is pissed because Neckah has told people that she knows Wendy, which again, is just a copy of this Karen versus Wendy's story in line from her.

So glad you brought that up. And then Robyn's like, it just sounds like wait, but didn't they come from the same tribe? And so wait, is Wendy saying that she wants to be the only person from that tribe or what? And Robyn goes, that's what it sounds like. And she's like, well, that sounds crazy. Now, obviously, this started because of Ashley.

Ashley started this, we cannot forget that. Ashley started this, it put Wendy on the defense, and then Wendy told her mom, and then her mom went out and got all, she went on the defense with it with everybody calling people and threatening them, or doing whatever she's doing. This is all, Ashley, it's still all asses, Paul. And I can't believe people are fucking falling for this.

Now, I believe that Jizelle and Robin are because they hate, you know, they're gonna stay, they hate Wendy, they hate Wendy, right? Yeah. So she's like, oh, so she's a voodoo exer, ah, and she's like, I used to be married to a pastor and a shrine, you know, someone's downfall, it's nothing to play with and I want no part, I want no parts whatsoever.

I'm like, you are gonna relish in this, just, you want no parts. You're gonna be talking about this all up and down the season. Yes. And so, she's like, well, I hope it's not true when she's like, that's what I'm up. And she's also, it's beyond fucked up. It is evil because in the question religion, I mean my parents had like a super satanic panic growing up. I mean everything was satanic, you know, that was big in the eighties, wasn't it? Yes, the satanic panic.

Yes. And I guess it started with like Charles Manson, right? In this 60s, 70s or whatever that was. And like the Satan, the Satanic imagery and all that stuff. I mean, Satan stuff didn't start with Charles Manson, but you know what I mean. So they were always very afraid of Satan, they're Satan at that, that's Satanic.

And if someone, like I used to retarral cards in high school and my parents were like, oh my God, he's following Satan. Like he's going down the Satanic path. So that's the huge thing. Being Satanic, yeah, sorry. Say it again. Dungeons and Dragons was accused of being Satanic

and the later magic the gathering. Oh yeah, a lot of things were, but that's a huge thing in the Christian religion is devil worship and anything like voodoo stuff is very, the Christian church, at least the way I learned it is very, very against that stuff because it's time to the devil, which is also hilarious to me because it's Wendy this season every five minutes. So like Catholic, Catholic was so, so Catholic. Oh my god, we God, we love Catholicism. We just moved to Catholic Street. I'm coming out with a show on National YouTube called Wittys Catholic.

National YouTube. Yes, so this is a big no-no, a big no-no for super Christian people. So now we go another no-no, we go to Candace's house and Candace is squirting dishwasher to church and directly on the glasses of the top rack of a dishwasher. And I was like, is this a thing that people do? Cause it doesn't seem right. It seems like a me a move. But then I reround it because I wanted to see what the hell is going. First of all, Dorothy being in your house

can stress anybody out. So I think we should, you know, excuse that. Cause you're just trying to do the dishes and then you hear, yeah. Oh, I know. Oh geez, you just start squirting dish soap everywhere. But then I rewinded to see what was very orgyastic. Orgyastic?

Maybe not orgyastic. That's what I wanted to see what was going on. And Candice was saying, oh, this dishwasher sucks. You have to actually spray the stuff on the top or the soap won't get to it. So she did say something about it. But I did the same thing. I was like, can we stop pretending Candice is like doing the homemaker thing

because she changes her for ya every year. She's like putting light bulbs in there. Listen, I firmly believe that Candice, she probably has like a shitty G.E. dishwasher. Let's be honest, okay. So it's probably a shitty appliance that was put in. And on top of that, she probably doesn't know how to do her dishwasher properly. Right?

Like, I used to have a shitty G.E. dishwasher and they basically can't handle that kind of detergent. It's like too heavy and so then everything is terrible. You have to use little pods. And she probably overloaded her dishwasher. And I just think that this is not the fix. I think that she needs to do better research on how to do her dishes.

Well, Dorothy is sure to make the power move, the controlling power move of just reminding everybody in the audience, well, you've been talking about him for three years. Maybe I need to get you to know this watch as for Chris Mesquite. Yeah, I can't explain. She's like, well, it's basically the Robin voice, but just yelling.

Yeah, and Candace is like, oh well, if you're going to flex about how much money you have, I'm going to flex about being a musician! I'm a Shoez. Here comes one right now. comes one right now. So she's like, well, can you give me a tour gift because I'm going back on tour. I'm like, don't you get a tour gift when you're done with your tour?

And is a tour gift even a thing? Because I don't think I've ever gotten a tour gift. We have never got, we don't get tour gifts. We just get like, you know what my tour gift is? Sleep, that's get tour gifts. We just get like, you know, my tour gift is sleep. That's my tour gift. My tour gift is a nice day at the higher place where you can get a Snickers bar every day if you want to. Yeah, Snickers bar is my ongoing tour gift. Actually, lately, it's been the Aussie Twix bars ever since we did that even the rich taping and they had that nice

setup of candy bars for us. Oh my god, those Twix bars. I'm, I'm a real big Twix kick. So let me tell you something. That's gonna be my, that will be my tour gift. Twix bars every single day. Oh, so they are talking about how they get along better now because Candace's mom really respects the Candace as an artist now. Like, okay. Candace is mom respects Candace, and this is just a stab in the dark because she has power again because she's putting money into this tour.

And so she feels the control over Candace again. So they're being nice to each other. And Candace has to be nice while she's taking the money. That's what I'm guessing. And also Candace. And also Candace. Good for you. You fucking should.

And I just want to tell my parents who were not giving me any money, get off your asses Good for you, new fucking should. And I just wanted to tell my parents, who were not giving me any money, get off your asses, you lazy, lazy fucks, and watch us show and learn from Dorothy. Thank you. I wanna go on to your passwords. Update your passwords. But I think that Dorothy is also happy because this is the closest that Candace has appeared

to have had a job in many years, right? Because Candace has, what has Candace been doing since before after the singing? You've been selling hair pieces? Right, but on the show, like actual, like what has been her, I guess she was selling here on the show. She was, her sister, right? That was her first year. Yeah, her sister and her, had that.

She was working the restaurant. I think Dorothy is just happy that Candace is doing something with like a little bit of motivation too, but I think your theory is even better. I'm like, Dorothy has control again. Oh no. So they go talk to, they go talk about the tour and how it's worth spending all the money because you get exposure. They also do.

Yeah, they decide to go outside to discuss this. They go out and they can't just have this like a large backyard. It's like sloping and Dorothy's like, oh, the ground is uneven. Oh, just like criticizing just slopes. It's just like, let's see. How can I take my daughter down? Ah-ha. Let's criticize the slope.

And then, but they sit in this like random ass table all the way in the corner of the see how can I, how can I take my daughter down? Ah-ha, let's criticize the slope. And then, but they sit in this like random ass table all the way in the corner of the yard under like a tree, like under, it feels like in a pile of leaves or something like that, they're sitting so far away. It's like, there are backboards they can use. They'd love to sit down the hill, right? On this show. There's a, I mean,

that's walked down the hill. Cause I remember they, she did this with Chris one, so I was like mean, let's walk down the hill. Because I remember they did, she did this with Chris one, so I was like, why are they walking down the hill? There's just random things you see on these shows. You know, like who cares, but Candace is trying to tell us that her relationship with her mom is getting better,

but you're literally going downhill. I don't understand. So, um, see Candace is telling us, road life is ghetto and raggedy and ashy. And there's no moisture. Have a Twix girl. Have a Twix or Snickers. Or maybe like do the Ronnie thing,

have a Frudy Mentos. You know I love a Mentos. Oh my God. There's a way to find joy on the list. I love those Frudy Mentos. So then she's talking about her in Chris and how they're fighting a lot because they're spending so much money.

And then Dorothy is like, oh, really? So what is he doing for money? Is he working yet? And Candace is like, why are you talking like that mom? And she's, you know, which I think Candace is kind of bringing it up so her mom will talk like that. I believe in using your mother's passive aggression as a weapon against your spouse. I think it's good. I think it's is kind of bringing it up so her mom will talk like that. I believe in using your mother's passive aggression as a weapon against your spouse.

I think it's good, I think it's a good move. I've seen a lot of people do it in marriages and I support it. Yeah, and Candace is like, well, he's doing virtual classes, even though that's not really a thing people do anymore. And he's private-shuffing events

that happen in our kitchen and I'm the client and I don't pay because he's my husband. So he's private-shuffing events that happen in our kitchen and I'm the client and I don't pay because he's my husband. So he's doing that and Dorothy's like, and is he making money at that? She's like, no, mom, he's not making anything and she's just the house. Like of course she's making money.

Look at this house that is definitely not plunging us into debt right now. Well, I would love to know if this is true because she says when Chris was working at the restaurant, our biggest argument was our money, our schedule because I wanted to see him and I wanted him to do stuff for me. And then he quit the restaurant to make me happy

because happy wife, happy life. Is that true or did the restaurant get sick of being brought up as like a like boardelow? Oh, maybe they got a sick of Chris Marshall junk assidias. I don't know. I will say this. I am intrigued to know how they can afford that big house given that she is obviously she has income

from being on the show, but Bravida doesn't pay very much to be honest. I think right now she's getting a lot. Candace is a big life. She might be. And Potomac's a big show. They're doing really well. Well, apparently the payment structure on Real Housewives is the first season in

Psych City. Every season that you're on, you get more and more money. So she's been on like five or six years. So she's getting more money. It probably is just from the show because if he's just doing virtual classes, you know, now that lockdown is basically over, I just don't see that being a huge breadwinner and if he's not really working. And he also has other kids that he's supporting too.

So I don't know what's going on, but I'm looking forward to when it comes out that they owe a huge amount of money on this house because that's going to be next season. Yeah, I don't really know. I'm guessing housewives of my knee, that's what I'm guessing. Let's see, I don't really care about any of it. You know, you'd be surprised to see her, me say that, as I just talked about it for 20 minutes, but I really don't care. They're sitting down a slope talking about money. Yeah. So then the mom's like, you know, so they start talking about whoever can't

just is fighting with right. And she's like, you know, I mean, I was friends with Robin, but then she just sat by while her friend told all these lies about Chris. And she was just humping that fence. And, you know, he just here. Yes. Oh, Oh, do me. Do me and the Oh, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, feud work. She's had much better. I'd I'd better I'm on her side though. Robin such an asshole and the only reason she supported Candace that whole time was because she knew her husband was cheating on her and she

wanted support when it came on on her. And then the second she could she jumped to Giselle side to attack her even more and was never really her friend. So I say fuck Robin and I'm team Candace on that one. Okay. So then Dorothy is like, the most exciting fight? No, but it's a fight with Robin. I mean, Robin can't even make getting cheated on. Interesting. That's true. So Dorothy is just like, well, she's like,

well, I don't want you to be upset of people for so long and hold it against them and then you're stressed out. I mean, life will take care of people. I mean, look at you. Look at you. And she's like, well, I just, I don't plan to think about it much, but it's gonna be in my face

because I'm probably gonna see Robin tomorrow because I'm gonna play pickleball and it's not gonna be normal, it's gonna be weird. And I just don't believe the story she's telling, and I believe she's covering for one. And the mom's like, well that's what adults do, candy, say, disgusting things with each other. She's, well, adults don't lie. And she goes, yes, they do. I can, of course, they do. You're talking about it.

I just told you I'd buy you two dishwashers. Hehehehehehehehe. Your husband said he's making enough from virtual classes. Exactly. So then we go to pickleball and raise like, whoa, whoa Karen we've both got green pickle outfits on well we've come to support pickles happen We've got pickles on every table man man. They saw we've got jobs to pickle on every table. I've got a pickle on my nose This is more pickle on my nose Karen is a literalist when it comes to piccolo ball.

I'm sure a somewhere Teddy Malon camp is very furious. It's a real sport and you should treat it seriously. Um, you know, she's like all about piccolo ball. Of course she is, because it's Teddy. So, Karen is just like, I'm trying to set the tone. You know, I just want to have nothing but fun. Today is all about bringing the girls together and potentially letting them on fire.

And then Jizelle comes in and she's like, whoa, look at you with the green machines. We are not machines, we are pickles. I am a fence made out of pickles. Huh? Have you ever seen a house fully surrounded by pickles? That's called a pickle fence and that's what I am. And Ray goes, pickles are green.

Thanks Ray. Are we still we going to Ray to ray out giving the man a rest It's just put some put a blanket over Ray and let the guy relax I think he needs a firmware update. That's just let's let's have him and Ken sit in the corner They kind of like here's a big bowl going on Knock that bowl's balls of green. Tickles are green. Tickles. Tickles.

They're green. Good boy, picko. So Karen's like, oh, I'm enjoying you now, by the way, just out. You're a fun, since a new boyfriend. We've got that youth rejection. And just else like, I never said boyfriend Karen and Karen's like well there's no shame in picking up a boy toy now and then I haven't seen him but you

know I know Jamal was living in a phone but Jason hasn't even been in phone I don't even see Jason where you at Jason hmm out of space where name? So then Mia and Gordon arrived in separate cars. What does it mean? And they sort of hold hands awkwardly. Like, if this marriage is falling apart as it does later in real life, and they're just putting on airs right now, but it's like airs that no one cares about.

And so they get there, then Karen and Mia do fake air kisses because they've been on this trajectory of handshakes, and now they're at air kisses moving up towards proper hug. So basically people show up, and they're all dressed really cute for pickleball and all that good stuff. Candice comes, Karen's friend Vivian comes,

who really doesn't do anything. Vivian does nothing but react, but gosh, she, her reaction game is like A+. They cut to Vivian so many times, and Vivian just kept on looking left right like, what did I get myself into? What is happening here? I thought I was literally just supposed to play pickleball. I didn't realize it was a TV show. All these people are arguing.

Now they're talking about voodoo. Oh my god. She was great. I loved her. So Karen's like, oh, hello, Candace. Look, quite pickle. Mm-hmm. Half a pickle. Now on the table. And Candace is like, um, well, I, my other half isn't here. His client. Uh, he had clients this morning. Pickle client? No, they're just, they're just people.

Pickle people? No. Save with the theme. Thursday is the day when he puts earrings on the dust bus from pretends it's someone who wants eat his food. So, don't want to interrupt that for him. Um, so, it's just like, oh, do I speak to Candice? No, I do not. Why? Just rewind the tape. Pidilim burlub. Pidilim burlub burlub. Hello, dear. No, further than that. Further than that. Pidilim burlub. And then we see a flashback of Candace Lausies and saying, you're twinkling uterus, which is just waiting to be put on TV.

And you sit up here with your privileged white-licking ass and you think you can say whatever the fuck you wanna say. And I was like, oh yeah, I forgot how nasty that reunion got. Whoa, that was bad. Yeah, that was really good. That was bad. That really did. So Candace is like, well, fuck that bitch forever. Her words

had a grave effect on my marriage. Fuck her forever. And then Ashley comes in and she brings to her gay. And I'm assuming, which I guess I shouldn't, but he's like, hey, are you guys peckles? I was like, okay, it's his sister gay. And so then Candice. Can only be one. One gay. Yeah, that's right. Until I take his ankles out. Mine is like, didn't you apply for my troop a few years ago? Yeah, I remember that guy from Imprava edition.

So that's why he's wanting in next to Ashley. He's like using his pickle ball. He's using his pickle ball paddle as a cane. He's like, oh. Like what happens to it? I don't want to talk about it The ground link theater it was big and it was bald and it was terrifying and extremely gay So So I'm like yeah, fans do it. Bad.

So yes, a steward arrives and then there's like silliness ashes like torquing and stuff. And then Karen is talking to Wendy and she's saying, well, we're going to play a game in a few minutes, but I just want you to be open to talking to each other today, and I'm gonna do a few things that will encourage communication. Okay, I'm gonna keep everyone in line where they can have a conversation, but if it goes left, don't blame me.

So she's like, I'm gonna start the pot, by the way, but don't be mad at me, because I'm just doing what the producers want me to do. I know, she's like, this is episode, wait, what episode is this? For. This is episode four and people are still not speaking to each other. So we got to make enough, we're making a TV show guys. Let's make it up here. So Karen makes a man go over and do the men thing

and then she splits everybody's up, she splits everybody up on team. She's like, I want Wendy and me on my team. No questions in my event All right, and this is with Michelle and Ashley now enjoy yourselves and find out the weekend or have fun together Let's you to pickle Drop the Why are there pickles on every table? I'm disturbed by this party yet too much Well, everything's kind of messed up because like I'm not a big pickleball fan But even I know that this is also a

messed up because I'm not a big pickleball fan, but even I know that this is also a, uh, a front to pickleball because they have like four people on your side of the net. It doesn't make any sense. So Neckar arrives and she's saying hi to everyone and she like hugs Mia and then she walks by when she's like, Hey, and when he, and when he just goes, what he goes, hi, and then she just has this, the range smile on her face. Like, I'll keep smiling because another camera's on me I'm just gonna keep smiling and smiling until the swipples away Well, she's doing that thing where she won't look at her

She just says hi, but then she's standing with her pickleball her pickleball Paddle like straight ahead and then she's like moving back and forth on her feet like in tennis But I don't think you do pickleball, but she's like yep I'm just concentrating on this this pickleball game. But I don't think you do a pickle ball. But she's like, yeah, I'm just concentrating on this pickle ball game that's not happening. I'm not being cold because I'm smiling and I'm playing pickle ball. And nobody knows that my mother has been calling

threatening people lately. So, just gonna keep keep calling me. Smileing. So, and then there's like more tension because they're trying to figure out team name and Nekka is like, should we, I don't know, what should team name and Nekka is like, I don't know what we call ourselves. Like team finishers, I don't know. And Wendy, like, doesn't look at her.

It's like, what about team punishers? There's just like weird energy between the two of them. So then speaking of weird energy, Ron and Wobbin, Juan and Wobbin. That's their couple name. Wobbin. So they come up and they drive up and then we see like cast reviews flash on the screen of Wannenrobin of Wannen. And we just hear an echo voice as you see the quotes pop up.

Wendy going, quashing the border for some hooch by Wendy S. F. L. Ford. By Candice Bassett, singer. She she knows me job. Mia lady. You're a C.O. of a Carp practice practice that she was pushed out of your life is in jambals and it's a lie. Karen offense. I don't care as one comes in and the music changes and Candace is like is that one Dixon player player from the Himalayas? And then he comes like whoa they're going through all the shit, but they come in like they've done nothing And then Wendy's like well, I thought they they'd be in Canada speaking French or something. Oh, well, well, I'm, I mean, she's trying.

So then, um, Mia's like, why wouldn't he be here? He doesn't have a job. I mean, it's either, you know, pickleball or watch some TV. Ma'am, might I remind you, you no longer have a job either. It's not time to a jobless shade other people. Okay. Give back your house. Give back everything that you've taken from that family, ma'am. They, they, the funny thing with me is that she'd like a little, she literally has, she's

saying, yeah, we live in the one bedroom apartment right now. Welcome. So there's lots of hugs and stuff and can't, and then Candace is like, you know, I'm racking my brains to find out what Robin's issue with me is and I'm coming up short Every single time and they just show like all these headlines of Candace talking all this shit about Robin in the press and tweeth saying like it's time to recast her Yes, why she doesn't like me Candace dealer drags Robin Dixon for hiding wants cheating from Potomac cameras drags Robin Dixon for hiding wants cheating from Potomac cameras. So, Rob's like, yeah, this lady trashed me in my husband. So, yeah, I'm not going to talk with her. So, I'm like, this cast has some real dysfunction happening right now in a way that's not healthy for the show because it's one thing for people to have feuds, but if they're not talking,

that never works out well on housewives. Yeah, and we're about to get a whole season of this on Jersey. So, come on, get it together, Potomac, you're my favorite. You're currently one of my, well not my favorite, but not the ultimate right now, but they're still pretty good. So Karen is, like Karen goes, oh my God, we're Robin wearing the people ball. Well, we don't need to see you all for giant half-Robin.

No one wants it, including Juan. Oh, cut that, cut that, now, including Juan. Oh, cut that. Cut that. No, cut that. Mad. Robyn is in some kind of a black leotard with see-through tights. I'm not really sure. Panny knows. Yeah, I'm not sure what she's doing either, but it was a specific look. We've been seeing some athletic looks this week on Robyn, because we also have what

Girty wore to the charity basketball game on Miami, which was also a look. Karen also calls Robbins outfit a shit. She goes, you look like a shared Batman. So they're all playing. The guys are just like chuckling to the side because this is clearly not appropriate. This is clearly not Pickleball rules having four people on each side of the court. That's not a thing that happens in any racket game. Then we see team shit starters versus team finishers and lots of Pickleball and people going

into the kitchen. They're not supposed to go into the kitchen on the court. Then men are playing and then Robins upset because she does, there's gonna be like couples versus couples, but it's just this weird Karen Huger version of pickleball and then finally everyone's like, okay, enough of this stupidity, let's just eat some food. So Karen gives her speech, she's like, thank you everyone for coming to be honest, not all of us are in good place, you know, there's Robin, Vaughan, Pickles, catch up. Actually, they're in a very good place.

I hope that one in Robin become as good of a place as Pickles and catch up. There's my help for you. I didn't have a speech planned, but honestly, I forgot it. Ray, what do you have to say about it? He's like, Pickles are green. Good job, Ray. All right, right. That

was close enough sort of on theme works for me. So then one and I can talk a little bit like how talk about going to Maryland and then Karen is then Karen's like everyone okay there's pickles on your table because we didn't know this so please. But I'll be a picker. I'm gonna please feel free to open up your pickles and enjoy that pickle on your table because you didn't know that so please. But I'll be a picker. I'm gonna please feel free to open a picker so that enjoy a picker on your table because it's pickable. So they start talking. So they start talking basically getting down

to business, right? So she's like, oh, and speaking of the women, Robin showed up and Robin didn't have to show up and Roman's like, stop saying my name. I think she was trying to say something nice, Robin, geez. But Robin's like, who don't even say my name. So one walks off. He's like, I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna be involved in mess already, right? And I said yeah me too. I'm not gonna listen to that It's like okay, I you've been here five minutes. You you're not even involved in anything yet, okay? You need to let you need to get involved so he walks off so Neckah tries she's like listen The message between us got lost windy and when he's like, okay, that's fail. That's fail. And as she's like, okay, yeah, because I brought up a conversation that we had. And I told you the wrong thing, Neckah. And I even told Wendy, I told you the wrong thing. And Neckah's like, and I appreciate that. And Candice is like, so you guys are good then. And Neckah's like, well, I don't have a problem with her.

And when he's like, I don't even know her, how can I have a problem with her? What? Who is she? Who is she? I'm not gonna let her. Did I just say that? So you're just repeating what I'm saying now?

And when he's like, I'm not repeating what you're saying, I don't know you, that's a fact. Cause yeah, but I did hear that you have a problem with me. And when he goes, how do I have a problem with you if I don't even know you? She goes, well, I'm aware of the phone call your mom made to my in-law saying that she submitted my name to a shrine. I was like, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh. The old shrine fight. It's a classic on Bravo. They're really just tumbled out there. I was like, oh, this is good. I'm interested

to see how this comes out. But I'm aware of the phone call your mother made to my in-law saying she's committed my name to a shrine. I was like, yes, what a packed sentence. And then she's very loadedly. And then she's very loadedly. The shrine commercial. Yeah. We come back like I heard and I'm aware. I was like, that's very loadedly. I heard and I'm aware. I saw I read in this clause that this was stated of the phone calls that your sister made's my in-laws about me being part of this group. And I'm aware of the phone call that your mom made's my in-law saying that she submitted my name to a shrine and threatening to send my in-laws name to a shrine.

And when she's like, my mom, and she goes, yes, your mom said these things. It's like, sweetie, sweetie what in-law? What, I don't even know what in-law. So, my mom, no, so then we know that Wendy's lying okay because Wendy is the worst fucking liar okay Wendy goes sweeby which you know is the first clue when she starts saying sweeby I just all right but she goes sweeby I never called you I never called you I never called you who's your in law who's your in law I never called you okay

so she didn't say that you called. She said that you're in, you know, Wendy's tries to trip people up. So then Neckas like, Leba is my in law. And she goes, well, I never called Leba. That's not the accusation. And you know it. And Neckas like, no, you're sister called Leba. And you were on the other line. She's just, oh, okay. So now you're switching because you just said that I called her and I never called her. Well, that's not what she said. And this is why I can never be on Wendy's side in a fight because she tries twisting it in a way that the other person never said this and now she's going to make the other person saying this thing that they never said into the reason that that person's a liar makes me

nuts. Exactly. And Sineka says, I never said your sister. And when he's like, you just said I called her. And Sineka said, well, let me clear that shit up. And when he goes, so clear the fuck up. And N he goes, so clear the fuck up. And Neckah says, I'm clearing up bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? She's like, shut the fuck up so I can explain. And then, and then Candace like, wow, wow, wow, Candace, Candace who has like one of the dirtiest mouths

on this show, suddenly is like clutching her pearls. Candace who they just showed a clip of saying, you're dwindling uterus. I know. You're not like, cause her a bitch. So now they're just, you know, being messy. So Neckas like, well, don't tell me to clear it the fuck up. And Wendy's like, I've been nothing but nice to you. And you call me a bitch. Your mother just, just said that she's putting her name in shrines. What are you not hearing here? So then Karen is telling just, oh, this is your fault and they're laughing.

And then Wendy's like, I don't know you. I don't know you. And Neckah says, well, you know me well enough for your mother to threaten me. And Wendy says, pull out the phone, because then pull out the phone, because then which why didn't you? Now let's go back to this.

Neckah, where are the phone records? Pull them out. I would like to see them as well. Yes. Well, we do see them on screen, but she obviously does not have them there at that moment. So Necko, she's like, you know, she called my in-law on Good Friday. Like Good Friday to that. And when he goes, you sound so crazy. And Mia is like, well, you know, I'm playing the way.

She said the same thing about me. She called me a bird brain. So that just goes to show. I mean, what a bird brain. I'm going to leave makeup with Wendy me a bird brain. So that just goes to show. I mean, what a bird brain. I'm gonna leave makeup with Wendy in a few minutes. I don't think so. Mia, why are you eating the pickles without your hands? You're just dunking your face down into the draw. I don't know. I don't know.

Burberry. Someone is like, you've been a hate us since day one and that guy's like, girl, bye, hate you. Hate you, like what? Like why would hate you for one, whatever she says. So Wendy's like, she's like, yeah, for everything. You've hate me. You failed, you failed, you failed.

You tried to attack me, but you failed. You failed, you failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You tried it, you failed. You failed, you failed. You failed. Okay failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You sometimes. I'm just, yeah. Winnie's fighting is so cringe. So then, because I go ahead, put on a show, baby.

And Winnie just keeps repeating. Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, flop, flop, flop, you're flop, you're flop, you're flop, you're flop, you're flop. And so then we cut to the guys, and it is like, well, look, Juan, as long as they're not talking about you, and Juan's like, oh, man, he's like, I don't give a shit, I don't care, I'm just a humanitarian.

And Eddie's like, well, you know, everyone and their mom wants to talk about this, but I was like, and you don't give a shit, I like this, I like this one, this one, this one, this one, great, this one's great. And it comes to, I just sort of scowling because we didn't mention that when Eddie and Wendy walk in, Eddie goes up to Ike and shakes his hand and goes,

Eddie, hey, I'm and she acts as Hannah goes, Eddie, hey, I'm Eddie. And it's like easy. Ike is like, what the fuck? Like we're Facebook friends. We were Facebook friends. So then, um, one's like, you think I give a shit? I don't care. Nobody's perfect, which is one's like, that's what I mean by it. Always sounds like one's confessing to the guys. So then Robin is talking to Ashley and she's like, well, look, Neca told me this when we met for dinner and she's not gonna let her get out of anything and she's like, wait, do you mean there's more

to the story? And Robin's like, yeah, and she's not gonna let her get out of it by just repeating herself over and over again. Cause that's what Wendy's trying to do. She's trying to shut down this conversation because obviously Neca hasn't gotten the whole thing out, right? And so Candice is saying, Wendy's not responsible for what her mother and sister do,

which of course is convenient for Candace, who's mother is a disaster. But I mean, I do agree with her. Lord knows, I cannot be, please do not hold anything my mother does against me. Good God. And then so Neckah is like, so Candace, you're okay with that then. And Candace says, I'm not saying I'm okay with that. But as a singer who's about to go on tour and about to receive a tour gift up potentially a dishwasher, you shouldn't hold her to a standard because her mom

and her sister said something. So then Wendy's like, let me be clear. There was a conversation had with her and Ashley about an article that came up about having an ear about us being evil and this thing about being oh sue and you say this thing about the shrine and that is false and that equiminates her because that speaks to that oh sue article that she brought to Ashley. Whits.

Uh, and then Ashley's like, oh my god, I already told Wendy that I miscommunicated the conversation. Oops. And I had that I have neck. I like the fact that she introduces it. That wasn't necessary. Oh my God, I didn't plan for this to happen at all. So then Wendy is like the whole notion of Osu. She's incriminating herself, you know, and she's saying, you were my child's first communion and my mother worships the holy savior, Jesus Christ. And then we see a clip of the mom being like, as the mother to these children.

I say, yes, thank you. But I think we have these children out of my womb. The is children who I birthed between my legs. And I was like, yeah, at the age, she worships Jesus Christ, but by night she said, me, she's submitting names to shrines. And I was like, oh, no.

So the producers, like, asking everyone, dude, that's everyone thinks that the shrine is real. And so they're like, it's just like, yes, of course. I'm sorry, and everyone's just kind of like, yeah, but I don't wanna say it because I don't want her to do stuff to me. I don't wanna be the witchcraft, product of the witchcraft. And she's like, well, but I don't want to say it because I don't want her to do stuff to me. I don't want to be the witchcraft, product of the witchcraft.

And she's like, well, do I believe the mother did that? Well, I do not believe that she's capable of praying to anyone but God because she prayed for me. She prayed for me during my very difficult time trying to get the invisible pickle off my nose. She was there. She was there praying for me. And look at me, I've become a fenced.

I've officially become a fan. I can't. This is like I don't do witchcraft. Witchcraft. I don't do shrines. This is not my ministry. It's not my portion. I don't want it. All I do do is sing beautifully without Drew Siddora and go on tour. So Wendy is like, I don't believe her. I can't believe she's singing this because the only shrine I know of as a Catholic is a shrine in downtown Baltimore. Okay. Yeah, and she says it's not negative

and it's not rooted in black magic. I was like, wait, I thought this was gonna be a burn, but I was like, oh, it's this actually just a statement of is this just information we're getting? So then Rob is like, I feel like you guys can work this all out if you're just in a quiet situation. And when he's like, do you know who I want to work it out with? Yes, who I want to work it out with?

I want to work it out with Mia. Yeah, let's do Mia. So she just pulls Mia to have a conversation with her. And so everyone's like, okay, this is obvious, blatantly obvious deflection. Right, pretty obvious what she's doing. So, just as like she wants to talk to Mia, Mia, the one you call dumb and stupid, you want to talk to her? I mean, yes, everybody's called me a dumb and stupid.

They soft have scenes with her, but I do agree it's deflection. So, Wendy and Mia, so Wendy's like, I mean, she called me a bitch. Now listen, I mean, even you and I, even though we've had trouble, and Mia goes, yeah, we have. And she's, okay, you're right, you're right. Oh, we've called each other a bitch before.

And then we see a clip of last year with Wendy going, you crater-faced bitch. We see like a montage that is as current as last week, Wendy's saying, you're so slow, I vibrate so high. So, so when he's like, but Mia, you did throw a drink in my face and I, and I want to have a conversation to show that we can coexist and that we're good and that I never had my mom submit your name to a shrine. Even though now you have lost your job and your marriage is about to end,

and everything's gone terribly for you since that incident. That's actually very wrong. That's actually true. The only one who hasn't gone through it is Jacelle, but maybe she's next to knows because Robyn, the whole thing happened with Juan. So let's see. I don't know.

Maybe there's something to this. So, Candice and Neckar are talking. And Candice is like, listen, you know, you're the Nigerian girls, you shouldn't be fighting. You know, you're supposed to be a strong community. And she goes, no, this isn't cultural, because the sister says the mom has a shrine. And Karen's like, yeah, that's voodoo. And Neckar says, yeah, a shrine is voodoo.

That's not even a cultural thing. Like no one's saying that no one's accusing the mom of being osu, so therefore she has a shrine, right? At least that's what I'm taking from it. They're saying, this is beyond Catholicism and this is beyond our culture. This is straight up voodoo. Yeah.

At which point then, a chaffer falls over to the ground and like the sterno is like on fire on the ashoturf and it's like, the food is happening. By the way though, like I would get really mad if like a fellow gay came at me and then someone said, Ben, but you guys are both gay, you should get along. No, what does that have to do with anything? They're being nasty to me. Well's something like going to an improv,

and one of you has a limp. Come on, Ben. So everyone's screaming and Cadd is like, this is the demons coming to get us. And Cadd is like, one, one, the action come to me, man, the woman, the woman, did you try to set my event on fire? My pick a little event.

Thank God we've got draws of vinegar over here. To doubt. Yes. And he's like, George of vinegar over here. To doubt say so. And he's like, oh, come on, Karen, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in, and turns out in the instant replay, it turns out, Wom was playing pickleball a bit too aggressively and crashed into the chain link fence, which knocked over the food, which looked like some lovely mac and cheese was lost. And Wom's like, no, I wouldn't do that. Listen, I've got some demons too.

I was like, wow, why doesn't look at what? Just confessing everywhere but to Robin. Yeah. I thought he said I'm wearing some heels too and I was so confused. I was like, what? He's wearing heels. I was like, is this an expression people say?

Oh. So then Karen is like, oh, he's a professional athlete. He can hit the ball wherever he wants to, but no. You're gonna knock over my pickles. Hmm, it's all in between me and Vaughn. So then, let's see here, Wendy is saying, Wendy is basically telling Candace. I was so nice to her, it actually is thing.

You know, I give her my number, but then she comes to me like this, and guess what, I got my, you coming with guns, but guess what, I got my mother fucking bazooka. So come again. Fail, you fail, flop, flop, you coming with guns, but guess what? I got motherfucking bazooka. So come again. Fail, you fail, flop, flop, you flop. And me is like, guess what, Nick? And now she's got a problem with you.

And Nick is like, oh, that's okay, because the problem started with her family, not because of anything that I did, okay? Because people say, do you know this person? And I said, I met them and I know them. And it's like, is that like, is that a crime? And Wendy's like, let me tell you something, favor is in fair. Okay. And just because God's worked overtime on me, don't be mad that he clocked out to lunch on your ass. She's so loyal.

What are you talking about, Wendy? And Wendy's like, she's just jealous. I mean, you're talking about another professional woman who does very, very well. No one is jealous. Cut it out. No one's jealous of your YouTube show, Wendy. Exactly. And Vivian's like, oh God, Jesus, take the wheel.

That was like a run line. So then Nekka is like, you know what? You know what? You stop asking Jesus to drive, by the way. You know that is some country shit. It's being like, Jesus, take the wheel. Jesus didn't drive, were you kidding? The man barely had decent souls on his feet.

I think Jesus liked to sit down. That's what I say. Jesus didn't have cars. So I'm asking Jesus to drive. Jesus, like make some coffee. He probably didn't know how to do that either. No, you know what he did? Multiplyed some bread.

Isn't that good enough? I mean, Jesus bread. That is reason enough to become our Lord and Savior. The man could take one piece of carb and turn it into like thousands. So I'll give you whatever you need. Just have to get in the party. Yeah.

So Jesus have some butter. Jesus take the butter. So Necca, then she's still talking and she's like, you know what, after her mom, after Wendy's mom called my in law and said that she submitted my name to a shrine, her husband unfollowed my husband on Facebook. And then Neckah's base revealing that Eddie and I went to college together and they know of each other. I mean, it's like, really? Did they speak? Did they speak where they like friends? They actually speak to each other. And Neckah's like, well, yeah, I mean, it's like, really? Did they speak? Did they speak where they like friends? They actually speak to each other. And that's like, well, yeah, I mean, although

maybe the same fake shit that Wendy did with me, so who knows? And then me is like, well, I'm sorry, but if you're on Facebook, then that means you know someone. And if you have to scroll all the way down and then follow them, then you, I definitely know them. Which, you know, that's me allergic. There's plenty of people on Facebook, I don't know. On Facebook. But like, you still know of like, Oh, there are a few that I just don't know

who like I randomly accepted a friendship request for like years ago, and then I'm like, Who is this person again? But I still, I don't know. There's still like, I'm like, you have to make an effort though. I do have to make an know. There's still like unfollowed. Like you have to make an effort though. I do have to make it out like you have to have a you still have to see their face and think about it and everything.

So yeah, like you have to search them. You have to search them many friends and then unfollowed them. And I'll know like who unfu- like honestly, I feel like with Facebook, I don't even unfriend anymore. I'm just like, it's too much work. Me just watch. Look, you're a horrible content. Well, because I feel like they knew that they were following because when you get cast on the show, of course, you're going to look on your socials and see, like, how do I know any of these people or whatever.

Exactly. And they're going to look you up and be like, how do we know any of these people? So between then and now, she's like, we don't know them. You know, Wendy's like, unfollow, unfollow. So then Mia is asking, Ike, like, do you talk to Eddie and do you know him? And then Eddie's like, so do you know Ike? Do you know Ike?

And Eddie's like, I just met him. I mean, and she's like, you were a friend on Facebook, right? And he goes, but I know a lot of people on Facebook. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not having to, I'm not. Yeah. And they went, he's like, uh oh, now you got Eddie activated. Eddie's super mad now. Eddie does not look activated. He just looks like, oh my God, what the fuck do I say now? What if you know?

What if my wife get me into? I just said I would unfriend this person, not her, who has to now look at this. So Eddie is like, what's the ending with Iake? And me is like, well, you're the same. He am the only one. He's back. And I was like, yeah, Eddie, what's the ending with I.I.C. And me is like, well you're just saying that he am following me when I'm Facebook. And I was like, yeah Eddie, what's up with that? And then he's like, when did I follow you on Facebook?

Like, what am I doing on Facebook? And following you? What? What's Facebook? Is it a book about faces? How did I understand? What's a computer? And so I was like, yeah, so then, but NECA is like trying to be like, yeah, I mean you unfollowed him. You unfollowed him and I say, let me address this. Like, let me address this. And then he's like, I just met you today.

I don't know. You're, I don't know who you are. Your Ike went to University of Maryland who maybe like you had some classes together and were like friends and like we're in the same fr... I don't know, I don't know who you are. Who are you? I've never seen this person before. So, I don't know who I believe in all this. It just just seems so weird the cover-up of it all seems so weird like

I think Eddie fully unfollowed him. I think I didn't know who this guy was for sure Yeah, but do you think that the mom is really calling a threatening people and that Leba calls and say the hey listen You know the mom put your name in a shrine and she also said you better ask a Ram D. C Because everybody knows that I'm the shrine lady. I don't believe it. I do. I do. So what's the deal?

Does Wendy is Wendy just like, oh my God, that's so embarrassing as she doesn't want to say anything against her mother? I mean, I feel like if it was me, I'd just be like, listen, my mom could have said that, but Ashley got, Ashley started this whole thing and it upset my mom. and then before you know it, you know, my mom's threatening people. I'm so sorry I'm horrified. This is all fucking Ashley's fault. No, because Wendy will always, like, her family is, I think she will always go after someone before she, like, throws her, like, well, she would consider throwing her family

under the bus. Like she would, she would just, especially if it went, if it, if Wendy had any say on this, if Wendy was like, yeah, like fuck this girl, mom, go get put her name in the shrine. Of course, Wendy's gonna deny it. But like, I think your responses, like, I think a normal person would just be like, oh my god, I'm sorry, my mom sometimes gets protective, you know. I'll speak to her. I'll tell her. I'm sorry, my mom sometimes gets protective, you know. I'll speak to her. I'll tell her, I feel like my mom would attract someone, the name of his shrine and she doesn't even do, you know. I just think she'd write someone's name down and burn it

if they fucked with her or something or do something. I mean, I'm sure that my mom is like, at the very least, prey to against people, you know? My mom's version of that would say would be to go, that's her version of putting a name in a shrine. That's your mom's text. It's like, my mom's text is like, if you do me wrong, she does that and then it's in there, it's in her head.

She doesn't need to shrine. It's in her mom's brain. Love it. Well, that brings us to the end. This will be interesting. I mean, overall. Wait, no, no, Well, that brings us to the end. This will be interesting. I mean, overall, Wait, no, no, no, no. That's not over.

Well, because then Ike is basically like, because then Ike, then they're like, like Ike, he's trying to like be like, what's going on, Eddie? What's up with this? And then Naka is like trying to sort of all the talk. And then Ike sort of loses my psych. He's like, I said I said baby say out of it But hey man Eddie what's going on? What's going on? And it's like

Well, I just I just met you here today and I said so you don't know me like you come on just say it You got to say it to my face like you're gonna really say it to my face like you don't know me and he's like He's like no, I've never I've never seen you before in my life and and he's like, he's like, no, I've never seen you before in my life. And then they basically accuse Ike and Neckah of like trying to have like a moment and like trying to basically have like a reality show moment. And then I guess it is sort of over because then it's just like Wendy and Neckah

just trading even more words at the end. Oh, must have gotten really good because I just stopped typing. I just was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. No, because then it's like, and then Neckah and Wendy are talking and Neck I just like, before boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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not at pickleball, but at pickles. And then Juan just turns to, I can go, welcome to the circus. Okay. So I don't know, but I think Wendy's full of it with her whole, like what you said I called you, then you're lying. Like that right away, I was like, Wendy, come on. This is Wendy fighting dishonestly against Neckas. So then that made me just believe everything that Neckas says. And honestly, I still do.

Because I feel like if she was making it up, she would have made it up in episode one. She wouldn't have waited until after that stuff happened in episode one, don't you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think that I fully believe Neckah. I said, this is so outrageous. She looks, when she told the story last week,

she had a look in her eye like, can you believe this crazy shit? I have to tell you this, this is bizarre. I don't, to me does this not feel like a thirsty thing. I actually don't feel like Neckah and Ick are very thirsty in general. I think they're just like standard reality show people. So I guess given that there is a base level of thirst that comes with that, but I fully

believe Nekka on this. And I think that Wendy is trying to deny and Eddie is backpedaling because he got into this situation. I mean Eddie was, I felt like Eddie was so caught. It was hilarious. And didn't love the way I snapped at Neckah, but yeah, we'll see what happens. Yeah, we'll see.

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