Watch What Crappens - #2238 Crappy Hour Live: 10 Things You Never Knew About Jessel

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

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because it's today, okay? And in the future, if you're listening to this and it's not today, you're going, wow, if that was a day, it's not today. You see? You see how this big circle works? This is our watch what crap is. Basically bravo gossip power, where we just talked to each other, we talked to you. We talk to you talking about each other What do you think what's going on in your world Ben? Well, I'm very excited very very excited cyber Monday Ryan and I did a very wonderful bonus episode today. We're in re-shopped for deals It was supposed to be on video. I apologize. I didn't hit record on the video And so you weren't able to watch it long,

and I was really devastated when I had discovered. But I spent a lot of time after we were done recording, still looking for deals. And I have loaded up on the most random shit I've had just a great day. I bought plastic containers that were BPA safe. I bought some thread from my sewing machine. I got, I got like the most, it was just like bits and bombs.

Like Cyber Monday you think of as like, I'm gonna get an entertainment system and I'm like, I got some bobbins and I got some clippers and it's just awesome. You did, you did, you did do some bits and bombs. It was bits and bombs. You know, I feel, I've talked about you doing a lot today. I don't know why, it's just on my mind lately.

I think as it syncs giving and I'm around family and you know, you're like generations, the nieces, the moms, the grandma. I'd like to think Mimal was there in Canasta, spirit. But anyway, I was thinking today, how many times we've done Amazon Prime Days or Amazon Cyber Monday or whatever we do on the show, on bonus episodes, and just how much we've changed over the years,

that today you were buying sewing supplies, you were literally buying bobbins and and and soup containers. And I was buying pajama pants and beats like a beat candy from a blood pressure. Okay, so that's that's where that's where we're at in year 12 of this show. I'll be there with you on the beat candy soon. I'll tell you so much, that much. I'll tell you so much too. Yeah, that is where we're at with buying things,

just random ass shit. I wish I could remember what else I bought that cookbook. It was just stupid, stupid stuff, but I was so happy about it. You know, sometimes you just need little things. When you're a kid, you love those little gadgets and stuff. I mean, you know, like a pencil, like a little pencil sharpener as a kid.

You're like, this is the best thing I've ever gotten in my life. So I think I'm just going back to those days. So anyway. Okay, well, let's get into some bravo, guys. Let's get some small stuff out of the way where we're still waiting for some people to join. Well, I guess this isn't really a small thing, but maybe to us it was.

I don't know if we ever even mentioned this, but it was the latest rumor about Chris Bassett cheating on Candice and impregnating somebody. I think we did. I think we talked about it a long time ago, but this lady just came out and this is according to Love Bees Scott, okay? The site he just came out and admitted she was a liar

and then I guess deleted her Instagram or whatever. Where is this? Where is this link? You know what, lady, mistress lady? Here's what I've got to say to you. I'm gonna, okay, this is coming from a place of love. Okay, I've got my hands on your shoulders and I'm looking right into your eyes and I'm saying,

we all make mistakes. Sometimes we get caught up in things, we can't control, things go quickly, but if you're going to lie about an affair, do better than Chris Bassett. Like, aim higher. Go for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To, for real. To one who came into my mind, but like literally, there are just so many better people to have a fake affair with than Chris Bassett. There are so many better lies out there than Chris Bassett. Yeah. I mean, you lie about having sex with Chris. You lie about, if you did have sex with him, you lie about it and make it something better. You know what I mean? I mean, Candace is, I don't even know why Candace admits to it.

Honestly. Honestly. Yeah, that's a great point. I mean, honestly, mistress, you gotta like, follow the zikest, okay? What you say is, oh, I slept with Mauricio. Oh, I slept with Tom Sandeval. Oh, I slept with, I can't think of any other notable affairs, Carl from Summer House.

You know, like we weave your way into an existing scandal. Don't try to create a new one with like a low level person, you know? It's just so level. Yeah, pick a better scandal. I mean, I'm gonna give this mistress the same advice I've been giving Candace since the first time I ever saw Chris on the show. Want better for yourself.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Want better for you. Oh, Ronnie, I just want to say, apparently I've joined you in the world of gay list because someone said, hang on, what is going on with Ben's list? So apparently I've developed a list. I knew it happened someday. Yeah, I'm telling you, it gets worth, I don't know if my thing is getting lazy or what. I've never noticed that you have a list.

Well, no, I just arrived. It's here. It happened right now. Today. Congratulations. Well, congratulations. You're a late bloomer. You were a late blooming gay with penis.

And now you're a late blooming gay with your gay tongue. Yeah. By the way, your tongue is coming out of the closet. By the way, my tongue, I bought actually, I bought a list on Cyber Monday at the gay store. It's a great deal. You didn't feel gay enough, so you wouldn't bought a list. My list was around.

I'm wearing AirPods and I'm also wearing earpops. Ear things. And then I got my ear things, my corded ones stuck under my chair. And so now, I'm going to mess over here. It's OK. Well, welcome. You welcome your list. Welcome. My list is getting worse and worse. I think a mess over here. It's okay. Well welcome you welcome your list.

Welcome. My list is getting worse and worse. I think I talked about it last week, but I was noticing it this weekend. My list, I'm getting a whistle now. Like a like I'm being myself and Irene. What is that? That mean myself and Irene, oh my god, talk about eating ourselves. You know what that reminds me of Kizmi. Forbots we have the Philadelphia story. Okay, so let's see what else is on this. So anyway, Chris is supposedly not guilty of this affair. And you know, this whole thing was a blogger. I think Tasha K.

Was her name, who's putting it out. And she's like, I've got the abortion paperwork. Do you remember this story? Oh, geez, yeah. Like she, she had to get an abort, a crisp acid abortion, and we have the paperwork. And I was like, really? Is there paperwork for that that you could just like whip out?

I don't know. It was a lot, but you know, vindicated. He used to take that to the UPS, started to get it notarized. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I it notarized. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's a bizarre thing. I've just never seen abortion paper work with that. I mean, it's very dark.

It is dark. But I am laughing because I'm a person, terrible person like that. I've got a gays list now. So that means I can laugh at worse things. I've, I've now expanded them out of things. I can laugh at people like that's offensive that you laughed at that.

I've got a gays list. I can pull it off girl. I'm like, you're fabulous. I'm now there and more evil as well. So let's see. So this dude from fuckboy something or other. Wait, before we do this one, I just this one is that's I feel like this is a slightly more substantial story. So I do want to point that we're doing the little things So I do want to point that, I was doing the little things first. I want to point out, you were talking about Candace, Candace had a musical moment that we were talking about

earlier today, that she randomly sang the Van and Prompt Rules theme song on TikTok because why not? Which was, you know. Na na na na na. She did like a very soulful version. The only phrase it was missing was, yeah it was beautiful. She used a variety of different pitches and tones and but it was actually okay but less

successful. What's a variety of bitches and tones? Well, meaning that should be like, you know, it is the night, the night. You, it's just like a chorus. You are more evil today. Yeah, I'm more evil today. Yeah, I'm more evil today.

I'm more evil today. That's a great, you can't be mad at me. I'm kinda, um, no, but she sounds literally like classic Whitney Houston compared to Countess LeWan who someone reported her right before Thanksgiving at one of the Countess Cabaret things, singing Fleetwood Mac, singing Thunder always happens, what it rains. And she's sitting in a chair, sort of like, what all the happens, what it rains. Oh my God, Stevie Nicks would never, how could you do this to Stevie Nicks

while she's still alive, at least wait for Stevie to pass? This is terrible, it's horrible. You know what, I wanted it to rain. I wanted it to rain, ad lighting on your head. Yes. That was too much. There's too much. There's a part where we're just enjoying the clownery.

And then there's a part where it just goes too far. And this was where it went. Stevie Nix was where it went too far, little. Yeah. You've officially jumped the Stevie Nix. Yeah. I mean, Thunder always happens when it rains. And we learn now that fog warrants sometimes happen when there's no ships. I mean, it was just a fog warrants only

happened when it when I sing. And the thing that that was so funny to me was the way she was swaying in her chair and sort of like tapping at random moments or thigh. Like she was having a real like, I'm a singer song writer moment. And I'm like, this is next level terrible, but yet also with Luan, the way I always worked out is that it's also next level amazing iconic. But wow, that really set up Thanksgiving weekend for me in a great way.

I was really happy about that. Great one. She just really believes it. She does, You know? It's like when my mom, when my Mima would pray tongues at breakfast, you know, she'd be like over her cheerio, she'd be like, takatika takatika. I'm like, she really believes this.

And she's just saying takatika over and over again. That's how I feel. Takatika takatika when it rains. Takatika happens when it rains. Taka, Tika, happens when it rains. Yeah. Okay. So, very happy for her, for her musical moment. Okay.

You know who I wasn't happy for? Anybody with ears? How do you people just sit there and take this? Okay. With a smile. No, I'm just, my last comment on this is basically that, you know, over the years, Lohanna's had a good sense of humor about her singing voice or lack thereof, but I'm just, my last comment on this is basically that, you know, over the years, Luana's had a good sense of humor about her singing voice or lack thereof,

but I'm starting to think that she's now feeling like, well, I've been in the game for several years and I've been on the mast line singer, so now I can actually sing. And it's like, hmm, no, there's not been a huge amount of improvements. I mean, I think literally even Julia singing opera is better than that rendition of dreams. Julia singing opera is a lot better than that.

Yeah. Doesn't sound like that. Okay. So let's talk about other people who are really believing in themselves. I don't know where I'm going with that. That's okay. I don't like it. F-boy Island alum, which congratulations to that show. That shows stayed on. I don't know where I'm going with that. I don't like it. F-boy Island, F-boy Island alum, which congratulations to that show, that show stayed on.

I didn't really think that show had a chance in health. Did you? It stayed on and it actually made the jump to the CW, I think. It actually made it to network, although I don't know if that's an upgrade for Max or not, but it is around, I mean, it was a funny show. I just, you know, it was just not quite what I didn't, I wanted it to be better than it was, but it's around. It's doing its thing, you know, it was just not quite, not quite what I didn't, I wanted it to be better than it was, but it's around, it's doing its thing, so good for it, I guess.

It's still with us. It's still with us. Okay, so, um, one of those guys, I don't watch it, a former F-Boy, this is page six, um, a former F-Boy Island contestant claims he had a three-some with two real housewives of Beverly Hills stars. Yeah. I says, I took downsome with two real housewives of Beverly Hills stars. I says, I took down two of the Beverly Hills housewives. Is that what you say now?

I took them down. Isn't that when you kill somebody or you beat somebody up like in high school, I took them down. Who says that? I don't know. I mode them down. I mode down to housewives of Beverly Hills.

But you know what though? I'm like at this photo. I actually, I watched this whole video of him talking about this. But now that I'm looking to housewives of Beverly Hills. But you know what though? So I'm looking at this photo. I actually, I watched this whole video of him talking about this. But now that I'm looking at him, I actually recognize him. This is actually the guy from that first season, which we watched some of those episodes. This guy was terrible on the show.

This guy is such a huge douchebag. I would not believe a single word that he says. He was totally in it for the money. He's awful. He really is an F boy. But he basically said, yeah, I fuck to the Beverly Hills housewives. And then he says that one of the wives, husbands caught him and they just pretended like there was real estate.

And the wife had brought him around to look at the house for a future sale. But then the husband was like, yeah, cool. The husband was being very cool about it. Super chill. And the husband was like, yeah, we should get, uh, we should get lunch. So they went on to lunch. And the husband basically was there with some guys. It was like, if you ever come from me or my family again, this will cost you more than you can expect. So he said he basically got like threatened by one of the husbands. And this is his hint.

He said, first of all, this was on the Smucci town with Marco Del Vecchio, podcast, which I think is funny. So if you want to talk about anybody or when they're taken down, go tell it to Smucci town, OK? So the alleged Manaja Toa happened after one of them, whom he knew, asked him to come over to her house in the middle of the day while her co-star was visiting. He says her kid was there.

We hooked up in her husband's bed. Yeah, we got blacked out, bro, drinking this Kasa Migos, and she hauled over and we were just getting fucked up and we were just like all making out like all throughout the house. So were you just making out a re- wait, we were we hooked up in our husband's bedroom. Are you making out? I don't know. I don't know what this is, but the cost of me goes, everybody thinks it's Denise and then who would it be?

Brandy, but then wouldn't Brandy say something? Because you know, Brandy would love to say something. Well, some people online were saying it was Carlton. I don't know if it's Carlton or not. I feel like the I would suspect if it were brandy. Would anybody brag about banging Carlton? Yes, I mean, I would suspect if it were brand anybody brag about banging Carlton. Yes, I mean, this guy would, this guy would. But Carlton's like, like not that there's anything wrong, like I'm not saying Carlton's like, kiddie is I just mean thirst level wise. Right. I mean, Carlton's like one of the

thirstier, needier one season of season housewives. I don't know if I'd brag about her. But then again, at the top of this show, someone bragged about allegedly banging Chris Bassett and that was a lie. Who knows what people would brag about? Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna say, I do feel like Carlton would get up to something sort of saucy, you know?

So I can see that. I can imagine Lisa Vanderpump, I can imagine Ken Todd actually sitting someone down and being like, and having some tough surround him and being like, like, if you ever do this again, I'm gonna knock you a fuck out. So I can imagine that. My imagine brand, you getting funky,

Casamigos sounds a lot like Denise Richards. It really could be so many different people. Some people are saying Diana and Erica, wow, that's crazy. I don't see that. Here, let me tell you this much. Here's my opinion. Three of those are exhausting. Try it.

Been there, exhausted by it. I just don't see why you would purposely do that. It's just so much more work. It's like taking more tables when you're waiting tables, when you're pulling tips anyway. You know what I mean? Why would I Why why would I do that? Marla Marla Joy says it was new Larsa and old Larsa, which I love that

Oh, yeah, there was a detail about a trampoline in history and so everyone was like Carlton's Carleton had a trampoline so the trampoline is apparently a smoking gun in the story as well. Oh, speaking of trampolines. Yeah. Dun dun dun. Nothing I wanna get Ben sued for bringing up a trampoline park. But did you see the picture of Alexis Balino snuggled up with Shannon B. Doors X in the quiet woman.

I don't, I don't. David, David, David, David, David, David. David, David. What's his name? Al Gore's name? John, John. Hi, John Janssen. I'm John Janssen.

John Janssen. Hi, Dom, by the way. Dom's in the chat. I say hi to him. Well, hello, Dom. This is a little rascal, little cute face. Your little cute face, Dom's in the chat, I'm saying hi to him. What's up, Lou Dom? This little rascal, little cute face. Little cute face, Dom. Cute face, by the way, do you know what I'm saying today?

Someone said it's Meredith's face, not a trampoline. You know what's funny is that I have this article up about this F-Boy Island guy, and it has this, Page Six has this carousel of on this date stuff. And we're like talking about like this guy, like which has to be fuck and he keeps on showing pictures of like Caroline Kennedy had like a lemonade on this day

and then like like Alison Pill was born. And I don't know why, like, I'm imagining this F-boy Island guy having sex with Caroline Kennedy and Alison Pill. It's really strange. I know when I was reading it, I was like three-some trampoline, make out Kassimiko's really strange. I know when I was reading it, I was like, three-some trampoline make out, Cosmigos Bruce Lee.

I was like, what the hell's Bruce Lee doing here? What was Bruce Lee doing in my annoying three-some? It's like Ada Lovelace was born today. I was like, I will not be having a three-some with you ghost of Bruce Lee. Get out of here. Okay, sorry. What we're talking about, what's it called? What did you segue into? You just segueed out of what we were talking about, um, what's it called?

What did you say, and do you just say a word out of what we were talking about before? Um, well, Shannon Bedore with Alexis Bolino. I don't know that that means that they're dating. I'm not Shannon Bedore. Uh, John Chanson with Alexis Bolino at the quiet woman, but he is very, you know, like he's like arm around her. She kind of looks, she didn't have arm around is she just, I don't know, she looked like she was being. She kind of looks, she didn't have arm around me. She just, I don't know. She looked like she was being covered by a very uncomfortable pasty shawl. Then arm, you know?

Pasty shawl of an arm. That is a great way to describe someone's arm. Just John Janssen's underarm. You know, it just feels like kind of, like it should be warm because it's flesh, but it's just like a curtain of cold pale. Just flesh. Just smells like slow moving boat, you know?

Also slow moving boat. And it just, it's like, the boat didn't go fast enough for the ensuing breeze to blow away all the strange odors of like, maybe gas and like, see foam. So it just sort of like all the odors that wouldn't only get blown away on a boat just sort of get stuck to his arm. Yeah, he's kind of like a walking bar rot. She doesn't look thrilled.

He looks much happier about this than she does. She looks like she's like, fuck, this guy has found me again and accorded me in this- in this bank head. And I don't want to talk to him at all. Yeah. Okay, that was just gross. I didn't know what to say. I just hope Chana's okay over there.

Because listen, let me just say, I just want all the houses in Chana's neighborhood to be safe. I want the, I want, I hope they've all put up protective sighting and I hope everyone is safe and sound. I I am sort of I'm I'm I'm mad I feel like John Janssen should stop going to the quiet woman. I feel like that's Shannon's place and and he has to give that up in the divorce He's thirsty. You know he's trying to get into that. He's trying to stay on housewise

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Sergio's terrible. Sergio is one of the worst, like, he's one of the rare terrible husbands on the real housewives who's terrible not for being offensive, he's terrible just for being annoying. Usually the husbands are condescending or patronizing, or show venous or abusive, or have done a million terrible things.

His main thing, although his lack of awareness of a female body is really offensive, but his main thing is- I don't think we're allowed to go there, you and I. Well, the vagina is located here. Didn't we have to look up what a vulva was and I I don't think we're allowed to go there. You and I. Well, the vagina is located in here. Didn't we have to like look up what a vulva was and we so did I still don't know.

But we understand basics of pregnancy. We understand that if the pregnancy is not working out, you can't move the baby from one body to another. Well, we understand babies at least grow inside a body. You know what I mean? Like he didn't even know. Well, also he was like pressure on her to have a baby when it was actually gonna be medically dangerous for her.

So that was actually, there was an offensive side to him, but mainly he's annoying. He's very, very annoying. And so now he has a drama queen, and he makes everything about himself. So apparently Caroline had surgery, face surgery, which is news, like it's not talking news to anybody, right? So she apparently went and got some face surgery,

which good for her. Listen, if you can get it for free, which apparently she was because he had to post about it, you know, which I'm just guessing. I mean, I have no idea, but I'm guessing since they were posting on social that she's getting that shit for free because literally nobody wants to put their face

on their surgery-ass face on the internet. She is. Yeah, it was, what it wants to put their face. No one, there's surgery ass face on the internet. She is. Yeah, it was, nobody wants to look like that. No one wants this, okay, I enjoyed my sewing journey because it involves fabric. I don't enjoy her sewing journey because it involves skin. And it was like,

I love it. Oh my God, I'm going on a sewing journey. Hey, would you learn how to sew skin? Well, you could do my eyes and my mouth. I'll just put you in a little, I'll just put you in the ground and like send you lotion and stuff. That was a reference to a film. Someone said we sent it like Buffalo Bill earlier.

So there you go. There you go. It's coming back full circle to comments that the listeners didn't even hear. So there you go. You see, making connections left and right. So Caroline Sanbrae was like, she could really went to the plastic surgeon, was like, give me the mishattled Williams.

So she had her surgery and then- Oh, the Michelle Williams. This where you're just always sad about stuff. Yeah. Have she ever smiled Michelle Williams? I think she's just unable to smile. Maybe it doesn't seem to. I don't think so.

No, that started the original depressed as fuck saying from Michelle Williams. That's all she does. She's very sad. Okay, go ahead. So basically, so she has a face lift. So Sergio, he's like, there's like a sequence, there's like a series of videos he's done and it's like him walking into the hospital. So then they're, they, he's like capturing himself reacting to the first time you see Caroline like you see him arrive at like the Hospital room and they impart the curtains But he's holding a camera in front of his chest recording himself looking at her Which is to meet the most narcissistic and stupid thing. Why do you have your camera on right now?

That shows that you're actually caring more about you how you are then like how your wife's well-being is So he's a ding dong for that. And then he's like crying. He's like, oh she's so beautiful. I am so worried if I have a house. She's so beautiful. Look at her. And she's sitting there in the car

looking like how her the duck and bandages. And she's like, Sergio, drive her. I need the drugs. Drive, Sergio, drive. So he's making, so he does this super weird thing where he, like he said, like he said, he's videotaping himself. And he's like, oh does this super weird thing where he you're like he said like you said He's videotaping himself and he's like oh my god my wife My wife is so beautiful and now look at her in here. I can't even better to look at her

Look what they've done to my wife and he's making this big deal and so I think what he meant was I would like to think what he meant was my wife is so beautiful I don't know why she me why is she doing this to herself? She's putting herself through so much pain. I'm scared. Like they really cut off her face for that shit, you know? She apparently got like a lower done, and then her eyelids, but still, it's skin.

It takes a moment. Okay. You look crazy. I told you about when my mom and I was younger, got a face lift, and my dad was really upset and wouldn't pay So she like went and saved up all her restaurant money and got it and then they put her in a bandage You know her whole face is in a bandage just two little holes and they said don't look at yourself You are not allowed to take off your bandages. It's very bad for you

And then one night my dad here's a scream and then he runs down to the bathroom thinking she's heard herself you know because she's just been through a major surgery and she's taken off the bandages and she was just staring at herself in the mirror looking insane going oh my monster and I did it to me and I have never forgotten that and you don't want people putting you on the Instagram when you're looking like that. And then he's sitting there with his beautiful 20 years younger face. Like, oh my God, she's so hideous.

Get rid of him, get rid of Surgeo. Yeah, I mean, and then the headline is like, oh my God, what was the headline was something like, this was the most difficult time in my life or something like that. That's what Surgeo said, who didn't even have surgery. He was there to pick up and drop off. It's funny because that's also a quote from an audience member from the countessly when singing. There's always thunder when it rains. Oh, I thought you were

going to say here an audience member watching Real Housewives of Dubai. No shade. Love you guys, but honestly, it'd be better in your second season. Yeah, that was so good. Well, they will. Oh, they will. I think they're ready to play now. I think they got, they saw what it takes. I think Lisa Milan really wants to make a splash. I get that feeling, you know, based on how she was trying to do that.

Well, she tried that first. Yeah. She tried the first time, you know, it wasn't for a lack of trying, that's for sure. There was definitely effort made. Yeah. So we will give that to that one. Although, you know, Bravo Con, I didn't really hear anything about them.

They had like a panel I think, but I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about. I heard the panel was empty, no one was there. I heard that from someone who was there. Said it was a big zero, which I do actually kind of feel bad about. But, you know, I think they got rid of Nina, which I think is a step in the right direction. And sometimes it's all about cast chemistry

and like, sometimes you have a failed first season because not everyone knows what they're doing. And then the second season, everyone's like, got it. I understand how we do this show now. So who knows? Even listening to you, given opinion, I'm exhausted. Because it's that show.

I'm not ready yet. I'll be ready once it comes back, but for now, I'm just, I'm not ready. Okay, so what do you want to talk about? I would talk, give you a choice. Oh, okay. Give me the choice. Or do you want to choose something? I was going to choose something, but I would like to hear your choices, your selection for me.

Okay. Variety is most powerful women in reality. That is more. Yeah. Okay, well, then there it is. That's the last one. That's the last one. Yeah. Okay, well then there it is. Now I was going to say casting rumors for Atlanta. Oh, yeah.

I have it. Well, yeah. Well, let's start with power. I'll tell you he's not going to be cast on Atlanta. Vida from Shaza Sunset because everybody thought she died because she posted a picture on her Instagram that said March 18th, and people were like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

First of all, commenters, it's not even close to being March, so I don't know why people thought somebody posted. She died March 18th, but she posted March 18th, and so I guess people saw a date, and they were like, oh my God, we loved Vida. And she was commenting under all these comments like, I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead.

Okay, go ahead. So you say I say I'm going to give you a choice and then I talk about whatever I want. It's okay. No, that was like honestly, that was just like a very funny thing that happened over the weekend. God bless Vida. So okay. So a variety came out a few days ago,

maybe about a week ago, but they came out with a list of the, they came up with the first ever women in reality, the power list of women in reality TV, which I love that they did this because I think that women in reality TV are, like, we should be able to talk about who's powerful they are just so we do, like, most powerful women in cinema or whatever.

So like, reality TV totally deserves it. So I'm really happy about this list. And then I was even happier because then it pits our favorite stars against each other. So. But here's the thing, Ben. The, I'm looking at a collider link, right? Is that what you're looking at?

The reason why I did collider instead of variety is because variety, it's like 40 people we have to wait through. And collider just. Oh, Is that what you're looking at? The reason why I did collider instead of variety is because variety, it's like 40 people we have to wait through. And collider just... Oh, I'm not criticizing it. I'm just saying that the thing that's funny is that I'm looking, this is the link I'm looking at, so I'm not accusing variety of having this. It's like the most, the 40 most powerful women and then it's Camille Grammer.

I don't know. Yeah, I didn't understand this. Says who? I don't know who made this. This is an editor for Collider who does not watch Bravo, who's like, yeah, here's some? I don't know who made this. This is an editor for Goliathor who does not watch Bravo who's like, yeah, here's some imagery I found with the real housewives. Or AI.

Because Frazier is back on. What are you talking about? I need to read the Camille one because this makes no sense to me. The other ones in the picture are candy, which of course, that makes total sense. And Kathy Hilton. Right.

Now, I mean, one could argue that Camille is one of the most powerful housewives in the way that she endlessly rattles Kyle Richards, like she just has so much power over Kyle. But speaking of Kyle and Lisa are both on the list, which is not surprising. I mean, Kyle has, like, you know, Kyle's been on the show for a while,

but she also, you know, she has been acting, she produces, and show for a while, but she also has been acting. She produces and she has a share, like she has an ownership position with the agency. Lisa Vanderpump has Lisa Vanderpump. That makes sense. I feel good about those choices. How do you feel about Kyle being on this list? Is that trigger you in any way? No, but I mean, it's cheap and this list. Is that trigger you in any way? No, but I mean, it cheapens the list. I mean,

we then have Jenna Lyons, which makes sense, but I feel like she has sort of like backdoored her way into like the reality category because she was already powerful in a whole different sphere. So now that she happens to be on reality TV, suddenly she becomes a react like most powerful man in reality, but like, you know, she is, she literally is, much more of this. That's a general lion. Do you know what I'm saying? Did I say something else?

Did I say Jenna? No, I wasn't listening. I was still looking at Kyle's picture, like, how? That's what I was doing while you were reading. Jenna lions, that makes sense. I mean, she's designed things for like Michelle Obama. She's like reorganizing 30 rock. That is definitely something that like Dan Yel Cabrera on New York is not doing.

Like she's, she was arranging 30 rocks in her backyard. I mean, I don't really get that. I don't get it, but okay. She's also, she also knows Beyonce is what I was going to say. Okay. So Jenna, so J crew, so that's great. Good for her. I mean, I'm not a hater of Jenna. She also knows Beyonce is what I was gonna say. Okay, so Jenna, so J. Crew, so that's great, good for her. I mean, I'm not a hater of Jenna, so that's good. I just don't know where they get that.

Real housewives of New Jersey household name Teresa Judeis. Now, she's been around a long time. So I don't know, how are we gauging power? Did they explain this? I don't even know. They do,uging power? Did they explain the beginning of this? They do. On the variety article, they say it's, I think,

about like influence. It's like a combination of factors. You want me to just pull it up. The actual actual article, variety, powerful women, in reality. OK. So here's her quote. First of all, they're showing a picture of her on

Watch What Happens Live and so she's sitting in front of a bookcase. I just, I guess I've never seen a still of Teresa sitting in front of books and it's really funny. And then her quote is, the biggest misconception about me is that people see me on television reacting passionate and passionately or I defend it my family and those that I'm loyal to and think that's how I am all the times But on the countries I'm funds I'm bubblies I'm carrying and I'm like hot at woman who's persevere through so much Bink bink bink bink bink You are like that in real life. You have a podcast and you're just like that on your podcast too. And she is sugar mama for that guy. Yeah, because she got a gym. She got gym for that guy, right?

So Variety says their rubric was, these women have not only made unscripted television and are taining but have also found a way to reach audiences in a fresh way. Some of them even answered our nosy questions. Okay, so they, I guess they're powerful because they reach people in a fresh way. Okay. You're just whoever picked up the phone. Yeah, I don't know. Teresa, I wouldn't call Teresa powerful, but I mean, she definitely captures people's attention.

So I guess for her. And then you have Heather Gaye. So Heather Gaye is also on the power list. I guess because she's explaining what it's like to be a next Mormon or someone who's Mormon challenged at the moment. I mean, I guess, listen, she can make people wear a bonnet. That's for sure.

She definitely showed that. And now Real Housewives of Atlanta and Grammy Award-winning, obviously, Candy. I can see Candy because she produces like a million things and she's got another show, she's got yet another spin off that I think was picked up for a season two, right? Her response has been.

Probably. Yeah, like that's no question there. Like candy for sure. Orange County's Tamra judge. Wasn't she just fired? I mean, two times ago, not this season. I think she's coming back for this season. That's a strange one, Tamra.

And then other two others that are not on this collider list. Padma is on there which I get, you know it's Padma. Because of course I'm powerful. Who am I? Gale, bless her heart. And then oddly enough the last one was... I'm as powerful not as Gale's jaw is a round of both candy chords. I'd like to congratulate my dear friend Gail Simmons for ranking very highly and the most powerful women in gumballs awards.

Asia from below deck was also on this list, which was surprising, but based on her, the way she handled everything on this past season. So I don't know, interesting list. I don't totally understand it, but it was fun. I just like it, it's just funny to think of how angry some of the castmates are. Like Heather DeBro not being on the list. You know Heather and Bethany both not on the list.

Probably losing their minds. I have moved three times in one year. Tell me I'm not powerful. If you ever come for me or my family ever again. Variety. Okay. So anyway, that's what I found was amazing and funny on that list. And I wanted to share it in case people did not hear about that list. Okay. So this is just kind of a random thing. I think Mike on our Facebook group posted this. I think it was Mike. I'm Mike. If you're out there, Mike, this one goes out to

Mike. It says Beth and me eating a potato. This is not new. Ha, a powerful, a powerful. This was not new. This was from September 25th, but I still died watching this. It was new to me. Mike is there. Hi, Mike. So I had never seen this before. It is literally Bethany on her TikTok,

angrily eating a potato. She's like, she takes out a baked potato and she's just eating out. That's it. It's a potato. It's sick. This is sick. It's a potato.

That's what it is. It's hard. You put it in the microwave. Now it's soft. It's crazy. There's like steam coming out. It's hot. It's a hot potato.

This should make a game. You know what, that's it. I'm making potatoes happen. Also, be potato. Be potato. This is a potato crisis. Okay, she's a game. You know what that's it? I'm making potatoes happen. Also, be potato. Be potato. This is a potato crisis. Okay, she's a monster. Okay, just the way she handles this potato, really aggressively. First of all, she takes the potato out and she's just powing at it, which is like, also does she have nerves in her fingers? How is she able to hold the whole potato? The whole

point about hot potatoes is that you can't hold them. That's why there's a game called hot potato. And she just just hoping and then she just tears it open with the same fingers. And now she's just adding things to it without any expression or any joy on her face. I don't know. Maybe there's music playing. I don't want to press play. I make it loud and annoying. But I've never seen someone so joylessly enjoy a potato. And at the same time, and then she just shrugged.

She takes the bite. She goes like, eh, eh, it's a potato. Yeah, it's potato. Yeah. a potato. Yeah, it's potato. Yeah. She's just so angry eating a potato. I've just, I've eaten a potato in anger, but I've never eaten a potato angrily. So that makes any sense. I do like the way that,

I think that there's a difference. I do like the way that she took the baked potato, I'm put it in a bowl and then spread it sort of out to match the contours of the bowl because that actually makes a huge amount of sense with the potato. It totally like hugs the potato's curves. Yeah, bowls, potatoes are made for bowls

and bowls are made for potatoes. It's left. Okay, so this, this is the last thing and I think it's so fucking great. I can't wait. I've been telling you this. We started this earlier because we do need to start taking calls in a few minutes

but I, we have to read this because this shit is gold. Yes. So I'm on the plane this weekend and I got a magazine to do a magazine recap on my Instagram plug. And so I, you know, because like why not disturb an entire plane talking really late. I was wondering. I was wondering. I was wondering a video of myself on that web.

So that's what I did. And listen, it was Southwest. People are so fucking rude on that airplane. It's my turn to be rude. Okay, it's my turn. So I did it. So I gave it a smack-a-zene, us weekly, to go through, and I die. One of the articles is 25 things you don't know about jessletake from real house size of

New York. Wow, what a fruit loop. I mean, we already knew this. You know, that's why we like jesslet because she, what a fruit loop. I mean, we already knew this. You know, that's why we like Jassal, because she is a total fruit loop. These quotes, you could not have made these quotes any better if we made them up ourselves. Yeah, should we just go through the list

because these are all amazing. Yes, okay, go ahead. You start. First thing you might not know about me, Jess El Tank. I was really obsessed with Sweet Valley High. Both the books and the show. God would I would do to rub shoulders with those twins. I wonder if it's at Montessori's school, Sweet Valley High.

Number two, I cannot stand cilantro. The smell, the taste, the texture, like the pavit of herbs. It's commonly used in Indian culture. Oh God, us weekly, fuck off with your pop up. I'm already on us weekly. Do I need an advertisement to come onto us weekly? Do I really need a cab, back to it?

It's used in Indian cuisine. And I used to throw tantrum as a child when it was in my food. My mum thought she was outsmarting me by blending it into a cooking, but I was so sensitive to it. I knew it was there and I refused to eat it as poor as we were. I knew it was there and I refused it, just like Poverty. So thanks a lot, mother, for a lifetime of cilantro, trauma.

Okay, here's something else you might not know about me. I had a private Japanese tutor growing up and can converse in Japanese. For instance, did you know that the word for kunpai is cyanara? Well, now you've learned something. Did you know that the word for celebrating an anniversary with Pa-vit in Japanese is cilantro. Did you know that the word for, for sea urchin is uni? Okay, number three, I had a, oh, you already said that.

Number four, as a child, I thought Michael Jackson was my real dad and my parents had kidnapped me from him. Well, no wonder why she thought she was raised with nothing. She thought she was heir to the Jackson estate. But no, I was raised with nothing, nothing but a few breadcrumbs and a Japanese tutor. Oh. Then I found out that he was just my uncle. He was so poor he had to live on the moon.

When he learned to moonwalk. This is great. I tell everyone my favorite movie is the Shawshank Redemption, but really it's clueless. I love that she feels smart by saying the name of a book that was turned into a movie. It's not even a book. It's just a book that was turned into a movie. She's not even a book, it's just a book that was turned into a movie. She's like, this was written down first on paper. It also explains when they're like,

so what was your favorite part of the Shawshank Redemption? Oh, when he'd marries his step sister in the end. So, the hole in the wall named Alicia Silverstone. So we were huge fans of the WWF slash WWE. And I still know all the wrestlers names and finishing moves, i.e. the British Bulldogs running power slam. My favorite is when Stone called Steve Rock does the people's foot. What a great move and what a great wrestler.

Um, my celebrity crush growing up was does the people's foot? What a great move and what a great wrestler. My celebrity crush growing up was who I thought at one point was my own brother, Joshua Jackson, aka Pacey from Dostner's Creek, turns out he's not related to my father, Michael Jackson. But he was amazing in the Shawshank Redemption. I just loved anything by the Jackson's. I was so proud when Michael's other son, Peter, directed a trilogy, Lord of the Rings. Thank you very much, that's my brother.

He was one of the finest presidents of America. So I am the self-proclaimed queen of manifesting and I have it down to a science. Whatever I want, I visualize every day and will it into existence. And it hasn't failed me yet, except when I dream of cabinets with that fingerprints on them because my mother's so god damn lazy. Yes, I can manifest everything, although I'm still waiting on that bus to hit Povit, oh well. So then I used to keep number nine. I used to keep a diary during my teens and had written down in 1995, live in New York, work in fashion, and have twin

boys. Also, see my father in concert, Michael Jackson. I was gonna say, I think that was one of Michael Jackson's goals as well. Sorry, edit that out. We can edit Instagram. It's a great friend. So, number nine, I used to keep a diary during my teens. Oh, that Ben already said that. I said in my diary Ronnie will just repeat things Ben already said and not even realize. I'm not assess that that Ronnie would repeat Point number nine just because it's so important

Okay, I think we should end with point number 10 and maybe next week we'll read the rest of them Because we need to take some listen to calls, but next week we'll read the rest of them because we need to take some lists and the calls. But number 10 my guilty pleasure is McDonald's chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce. Yes and I'm still angry at the McDonald's corporation for lighting my father's hair on fire. What was that? It was not them. It was Pepsi. All right everybody for those of you staying on Instagram live we are going to be bringing you on now. So go request to speak or whatever.

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