Watch What Crappens - #2241 RHOBH Part One: Ring Around the Posey

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

*This is Part One of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hello, Benoons. Hi Ronnie, how are you? I'm feeling pretty good. How are you doing today? Feeling great, you know? Rodden, the wave of a good old-fashioned Beverly Hills dinner party. One of the best grand-chirping.

Yes, grand-chirping. To do that, yeah. It really is. It's shockingly a good season. I really thought this season was going to be in trouble because we didn't have Rina. They're leaking everything like all the other seasons. By the way, I called a long time ago that that shit was Rina. So if anybody would like to send that gold medal to my house as an award, I'm here waiting for it. Kankas. Ron me called that to see something to go. Five seasons to go. Puppy, puppy, apple, puppy juice ago. That's when I called that. So anyway guys, welcome to the show. Just wanted to open.

Was saying, I'm right. That's a fun thing to say. Also, we're on demand today. So if you want to watch this video, do it. It's on Patreon. No one's stopping you. Lots of bonus episodes, fun stuff. Thanks to everybody who supports us over there. One thing I just want to announce today is last week we were talking about Kyle and I was thinking, God, it's so weird that I don't hate Kyle. Like I was noticing this trend in me that my rage was low while I was watching Beverly Hills and it felt weird.

I just wanted to announce I'm much better now. Fuck Kyle! Good fun, Kyle! You suck, boo! I was literally yelling in my TV, suck stupid Kyle throwing things at my TV The rage was just roiling over and you know what it felt fucking amazing. So thank you Yeah, yeah, I it's so funny they said that because I felt the same way I felt like every time I make a proclamation this season and something happens that makes me like be like oh

I was wrong. You know, like Kyle. I was like, Kyle's not annoying me that much this season, but then like last week and this week, I was like, oh, fuck Kyle, it's like as usual, Kyle. Also, I really enjoyed by the way the Garsell scene this week, where earlier Ray and I were talking about like,

yeah, when Garsell's home scene started up, I'm always like, ugh. But then I liked her scene with her son. So I'm like, um, I think I just had to stop making, you know, proclamations during the season. I'll just wait till the end of the season. And just like, I don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah. And we don't need to make, make huge, you know, statements, but that said, um, I do not agree about the Garcell thing. Like I think Garcell is fucking hilarious. I think she had a great episode in general.

I'm sick of the parenting scenes. Like I've had it. Like oh wow, you talked to your sons. Do something else. I'm generally honest. Are you mad at me? I'm just saying I have a parent. You know your dad left me.

You know your dad cheated on me. Girl, like enough. Okay. Now all the other parts where she was just making You know your dad left me, you know your dad cheated on me. Girl, like enough, okay. Now, all the other parts where she was just making smart-ass comments about people at the top were fucking amazing and she's really gotten good at all of that. You know, I'm glad they kept Garsell. Yeah, no, I really continue to like Garsell. I generally am not interested in the parenting scenes, but

for some reason I like the scene this week. I don't know why. I just, I, I don't know, maybe because it was like the revelation that her son knew all along about this, like horrific affair and everything was like felt more substantial than the kid complaining about like not knowing how to put a gas in a car. I don't know, like it just, it seemed more interesting than the kid one of the kids talking gas in a car. I don't know. It seemed more interesting than one of the kids talking about having a girlfriend. I was like, okay, I'm more invested here. I don't know, maybe I was just like cut.

Maybe that's in an emotional place. I don't know. You certainly do not have to explain it to me, sir. Well, you do what you do. I mean, one thing I've always really loved about you is your confidence in being incorrect. I just think it's the cutest. I can't believe it.

Overall, I thought it was a super fun episode. I was worried about the season and guess what? I have been proven wrong. At least so far, in episode six, I'm highly entertained. I think Marcel has been great. I think Sutton has been great. I mean, Sutton's always been funny and weird, but she's really just settled in. She always had that thing before, not wanting to just piss everybody off. When she realized she pissed everybody

off, she would go into like Ramona apology mode. Now, I don't think she really cares. She is, no, she is our sudden is our flawed crusader. I mean, she's the only one on the show who really goes in. That's something that Rina used to do before she decided to start kissing Erica's ass. But um, sudden is the one to do it. And she's our flawed crusader because she never really quite does it with full conviction. She's always kind of like trepidaceous about it or tentative. You know, we saw her do it with Erica at a similar dinner party. It's always a Kyle's house. Dinner party at Kyle's house, you know, a few years ago.

And like she doesn't just outright ever say like an accusation. She sort of insinuates very heavily, which can be very frustrating, but she's the only one who's willing to do it. And you know, God bless, God bless Sutton, she goes there. Well, I don't mind an insinuation. Look, what else are you supposed to do?

Is your husband cheating on you? No. And also, she didn't bring it up first. Kyle kept, meh meh meh meh, what are you trying to say, son? I mean, Kyle is so ridiculous. She wants this storyline so badly with a cheating affair or whatever. I'm not saying she wanted to get cheated on, which I do believe is what happened. I don't believe this Morgan

Wade bullshit, but I do believe she was cheated on. I think that she just wants the scant of all of it all to compete with Lisa Vanderpump. She even says she wants to get a lightning tattoo today. Okay. She wants to get a lightning tattoo. I mean, she's just trying so hard. Literally nobody cares. I don't think any of the cast, A, the cast is not surprised that Mauricio cheated. Okay. B, I don't think they believe this Morgan Wade thing and C, I think they think it's creepy.

Now listen, they're in Beverly Hills and I know everybody is used to the men doing this. That's creepy too, I think. But I think that to your friend, if your friend who's always been kind of normalish, is suddenly dating someone 30 something years, their junior, I do, well, not 30 something years. Probably a little less than 30 years, her junior.

I think her friends are like, I don't know about this. And so everyone's just staying quiet and it's making Kyle crazy. She wants them all to be gossiping about her and they're not. It is making her net. So this whole episode, she's really trying to get Sutton to accuse her of stuff and Sutton is like, oh honey, that one really cares. But I guess what I just want Sutton to say is just say, hey, you stop drinking, you're working out like crazy,

you're not wearing your wedding band, it seems like you're going through a lot of changes and we just wanna check in and make sure you're doing okay, or you have, like, where is your state at? We're concerned, then set you like, I don't know, you're working out, there's a ring, it's like just say it, just say it, Sutton, just say it, cleanly. But also, at the same time, that is the joy of it,

is the watching the way the Sutton so awkwardly approaches things and confronts things. I mean, this is why Sutton is such a great housewife because she is so Sutton about everything and so dramatic and so melodramatic and then very Southern bail about it when she tries to confront them one. Just say your accusation, Sutton. Just say your accusation. Sutton, just say your

accusation. Oh my god, Kyle, you're trying so hard and it's so creepy. Also, Kyle, you're such a single white female. Well, I mean, I guess you're not single, but you know what I mean, you're such a fucking stalker. Okay, not only do you admit you're a stalker But now that now that we get to see Morgan Wade in playish today Wow Kyle so Kyle Kyle copies all the tattoo for stuff from her. She copies the sobriety stuff from her She got her fucking face from her. Did you notice that Kyle? No, listen Kyle shows up with a new face every season Bless her. It's real housewives also is 2023 if I could with a new face every season bless her. It's real housewives also is 2023. If I could afford a new face every fucking day, I would get it. Okay, I'm not even face, I'm not plastic surgery shaming anybody else. I'm but I am saying Kyle comes with a new damn face every

year. Okay, and I like it. It's you can mark the seasons by Kyle's face. Like they're literally different every season. This season seeing those faces side-by-side, you literally went and got someone else's face that is so fucking weird Kyle. It's weird. I'm surprised she didn't give herself an under bite too. That would really just seal the deal. So, um, like one of the sling blade ones, right? Billy Bob Thorne. played ones, right? Billy Bob Thorne. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Well, we did post a forest gump meme for Morgan Wade today. Slings played would have been good too, actually. Maybe I'll go back in there and do another one. I'm just, mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. No, because like Morgan just sort of has a tendency to stick her bottom teeth out and like touch her lips through. Mm. Mm. Mm.

It's cruel. I shouldn't make fun of someone's underbite. Welcome to your own show. My Kai. Oh, are you new here? It is a little cave lady. But, but good for her, if everyone should find their own wonderful cave lady. So why don't we dive into it?

Because also we got the arrival of, I think our next real housewife is like, Ann Marie, extra housewife, or she's your friend of. I can't figure out. She has a line. She has an open line, doesn't she? I think she does, and she's in the cascoto.

I'm like at episode six, and I'm like, can we figure out who this lady is yet? Isn't she? My husband may play basketball, but you better not try to play with me if you've got balls or something like that. I don't know, she's probably anti-trans and very problematic.

She's a trans-commodic, a swimmer. And her husband is like, that's rape allegations, by the way, BTWbs. Like, congrats, welcome to Bravo. So we've been waiting for her. You know, I don't want to start, first of all, I don't really know that much. All I've really read are comments saying she's

transphobic and stuff like that. So fuck you for that, you know, for sure. There's no question about that. I like to generally dislike somebody when they make me dislike them on the show, or rather than getting myself all worked up about stuff off of the general rule.

So I'm proud to also announce today that she's fucking obnoxious and annoying, and she's just gonna go to bat for everything Kyle tells her to do. And she's obviously just uses upon for Kyle, and it's gross and it's sad, and you should know better from watching the show, boo to you so far, ma'am. It was blatant.

It was, it was, it was, it was literally blatant. We see Kyle say, hey, um, uh, like by the way, bring this up later because they're making fun of me about my, me working out, bring this up later. She literally tells her what to do. She's like, and she's, and then Amory's just like, yeah, sure, sure. I'll do that. Um, I've heard terrible things about this woman, but then the problem for me is that

when I hear terrible things about real housewives, I tend to really like them. So I'm gonna have to figure this out. I have this horrific moral compass when it comes to cast members of the real housewives. My track record is literally terrible. But I'm so far, I can't even pass a judgment on her. All I can say is that I was pretty,

like I thought it was, it was pretty lame how blatantly she was just, you know, just being totally blindly team Kyle. But that's sometimes how it works. A lot of times, but new housewives often start off on like a team and then they immediately jump ship. We see that with monocon salt lake city and like a million other housewives who've been brought on what's your face.

A Margaret brought on by Sige to New Jersey. Like, that's like a very classic thing. You get brought on by one person and then you turn and attack them and then it's a thing. So who knows? Who knows, I guess time will tell. Time will tell. So we open at Kyle's house, thank God it's sunlight

and we don't have to look at that pink lighting and the fluorescent lighting in our house. House is lit just terribly. Wow, I'm really back on the Kyle train. It feels good. So Duret and Chris, will come over and Kyle's like, oh my god, you guys, my kitchen is like so unorganized. Like, I need a hair, I just want to like,

help organize things, but like, I can't deal with mail. You guys like, I only like like, I don't even open checks, I just would like to open checks. That's really all I want. Like, I need a business manager now. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's like, Kyle's cracked out of her mind. That's another thing. Do you think Kyle's cracked out of her mind? I need a business manager now. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,et's like, you should have a business manager. What was all the business you're doing?

And Kyle's like, no, no, I don't have a business manager. I'd be much better with my spending if I had a business manager. And he's like, well, no, it doesn't help you with your spending. And then Doreet tells us, oh, business manager, tell us me, stop shopping Doreet. And I just don't listen. And suddenly, it's like the line is like, what?

It's a bad line. I'll call you later. And then I go and I buy curtains for near by Bucco de Beppo. I can't help myself. Gee. So then Kyle brings up that Garsell and Doreet seem to end fine after the party or whatever when Garsell, oh, because we didn't recap last week.

No, we didn't. I'm not going to talk about this. This is going to be my moment. Here's what you need to know about last week. Garsell we didn't. Larza Pippin was on. This is going to be my moment. Here's what you need to know about last week. Garcell had a premiere for a movie that was on Lifetime where they totally showed the ending of it. So thanks a lot. And then Larza Pippin showed up out of nowhere, which a lot of people were like, there should have been a trigger warning if Larza Pippin was going

to show up. Larza really picking up where Vicky Gumbelson left off in terms of problematic cancer story lines, good for her. And there were other random people Denise was there. Like she's trying to lie about somebody having cancer. Like she's terrible. Vicki was at least lying about somebody not having cancer. Larsa's like lying against an actual victim. Like Larsa, Larsa's like lying against an actual victim. Like Larsa remains just fucking a waste of flesh. I mean, she's just a horrible human being. Larsa's terrible. And I will never forget to back when we were doing this podcast

as your other video show that was your show. A housewives who down. And we first started talking about season one of Miami and we played that game like, who's worse? A Nazi or Larsa? Like, what's worse? And picking the worst things we could think of versus Larsa. You know, Larsa won every time with 100% of the vote.

Now granted, we were the only people voting as well of that. But I will always remember the question was, what's worse? Larsa or the economy, and we chose Larsa over the economy. And that was like 2008 and 9. It was like literally people were like losing their homes. We're like Larsa is worse. Larsa is worse than forklosures. Larsa is worse than predatory lending.

Larsa did us more wrong than Fanny and Freddie or whatever the fuck. Yeah, fuck her. Okay, so back to this. Larza was there. Also, we learned that Garsell has some extremely problematic housewives, right? I think in general. What's the sheet of friends with a couple of doosies that were there last night? I just remember Larza and I remember that Byron Allen was there and they didn't even

give him a chiron. I'm like he's kind of like a mogul And they just didn't even bother But I can't remember who there were some random ones there But I don't remember any of them because it was the night before Thanksgiving who was who else was there Honestly, I don't really have a great memory of it either, but I do remember cringing. I was like, oh my god Garth Oh god garthell you hang out with her. Wasn't Mary Soul there?

Oh wait, who is that? Probably. There were a few people that I was like, the other, no, Cynthia wasn't there. Well, Cynthia, yeah, like, I love Cynthia. Yeah, she's not on my matter. She's here tonight. Okay, anyway, so they go to class.

So they're talking about blah, blah, blah, who cares? So then, okay, so also what happened is Garsell pulled to read aside, because Garsell had done that thing a few episodes ago where she's like, I don't feel safe bringing my children around you. And we're just like, it's over, it's a year ago. A week before she had her story in line of, how can you not understand that I've got PSD, PTSD from a year ago like just yeah getting the irony there at all or the hypocrisy I guess I should say so Garsell had to talk with her and to read to her credit

Did not call Garsell a bully or accused her of yelling which I know the first time and she didn't even say the word jabbing. Little jabs, jabbing. It's like, it's like, jabbing. That's a jabbing, booty jabbing, booty jabs, jabs and booty. Gee. And also we got, and also, Doreet, anyway, just to finish that, Doreet was just like, I'm sorry. Like she was smart enough to just say, you know what, you're right, that was fucked up, and I'm sorry, I was impressed. But also Doreet is going to have a bone to pick with Garcell. So I think she was trying to reset the stage so that she can come back at Garcell. Because Doreet's storyline last week was Garcell had this movie premiere, whatever, and didn't tell Doreet that there would be people there.

Doreet just thought it was gonna be gross. And Doreet was sent into PTSD because she didn't have time to... Now, granted, she was just at magic mic in Las Vegas, which is literally human stacked on human, stacked on human, and then naked ones gyrating all over other human. So I don't know. I mean, the way she explained it is that she can prepare

herself usually to which I would say, okay, then you should probably tell yourself every time you leave the house and go into the world that there are people there. Like, what do you want? Really, Doreet? Yeah, come on. That's not to discount her PTSD. But there is part of me that's like, Doreet. Yeah, I don't discount the PTSD. I don't discount the PTSD because it was like literally such a terrifying thing that she went through, like like I don't discount it whatsoever. It's one of those things though, where because it's a read, like just in general,

I just sort of globally discount most things that David says, like everything's always like a little exaggerated no matter what. So when she was at this premiere in a room full of 50 people and someone walks by, I was just, oh, yeah. I'm like getting so mad. I'm not only like that. So when she was at this premiere in a room full of 50 people and someone walks by or just

Yeah, I'm like getting so I don't like that. She was surrounded by three cameras. Yeah, I'm trying to hold I literally pause to count three cameras. Yeah, that was like a little funny to me, you know, Yeah, she did do the thing when she's talking to somebody. She's by, she's being filmed, there's a camera like literally a foot away from her, another one in front of her and another one behind her, and someone passes by and she screams. So. But the other thing that I can remember, this, oh, I think there was some more crystal stuff with her brother, which,

but Kyle and Sutton. No, no, we're not gonna pass that. Fuck that. Get that off my screen. Crystal, people call you boring so you bring your brother to cry on screen. Your brother is a drama queen. Granted, you could use some of that drama on this cell, okay?

But your brother crying about his girlfriend, I can't. And then when she's face time, Rob's like, you know, I think it was your fault, because you and your mom are so bossy to your brother, and you guys made him come here during COVID, and that's why he broke up with his girlfriend. And so maybe it's your fault you should apologize. First of all, we all thought COVID was the end of the world,

okay, he should have chosen his fucking family over his girlfriend. First off, so I'm with Crystal on. And second, don't call your brother to cry on the face time. So Crystal calls him in literally like, I can't talk right now. I'm processing. Oh, fuck off.

Okay, get your own show. Wait, no, I said 100% because I thought you said something else. I think that for a fiance, I think you have to choose the fiance over the sister and the mom actually. No. It's your fiance. It's your fiance. What's your fiance? Okay, then get married, then choose your wife.

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everything's fine. And I was like, that's a classic. And then she's like splittered legs like, we took it to the bus show. Just kidding. But, you know, he said that they're all good. Garsell was like, well, who would've liked it if Erica had gone up to him, but that's fine. And then the other thing, I mean, there was obviously a big count son thing, which we're probably saving for less.

The other thing was, oh, I think Erica's mom came to visit and drove Erica nuts, which was funny to see. I enjoyed that. But yeah, basically, Erica's mom, by the way, the math one. Yeah. Well, the asshole Erica is. Yeah, she was a asshole. Yeah. Yeah, because Erica's mom was like, I liked when Erica's mom was like, yeah, so how many times did she go to that firm, Tom's firm? I'm not wearing a wire right then. How many times do I speak into my lapel?

Mother, I do not want to speak about this. Like, oh, no, no, no. And she's like, mother, did you do the dishes? My mother would be like, oh no, here's one. Here's a dirty spoon in the sink and gouged my eyes out with that. If I have fur, after she did my dishes. Who are you?

Who raised you? But you know who raised you? That lady until, you know, you ran away to some like, who do, what, my hooters, what was that place called? A family or something or the, it was the original body being right? It was like flasters or flasters. Flasters.

Flasters. Whiskers. Whiskers. Fancy piece. So the big thing though is that the end of the episode was that sudden and Kyle have like a sit down moment at this premiere to try to clear the air because of the naimum fight that they had where Kyle then ran off into the rain afterwards. And basically Kyle was just being like very obnoxious. Like, Sutton was just, if my recollection was that Sutton was trying to be like,

Hey, um, like what was going on that night? She was trying to clear the air and Kyle was like, and Sutton says, like, you know, you treat me like a little sister and Kyle's like, no, I don't, and you should be so lucky. So lucky, I would never say anyone's lucky to be a Richard sister. They have the most dysfunction out of any sisters we see on Bravo. They go months at a time, not talking, and they all have their own enormous demons that they grapple with. So I don't think, I think she is lucky that she's not a little sister to you, Kyle.

Well, she actually is treating her like a sister if you think of how Kyle treats her sister. Oh, 100%. She is one of being an alcoholic on TV. Well, I mean, she accused her, but I mean, it was true. But she outed her for being an alcoholic on TV, which she's currently doing with Sutton, in addition to accusing Sutton of having an eating disorder. And then the other one, she's kind of accusing of being a crazy alcoholic, which is Kathy, right? She did that through Rina last year, but still.

I mean, sounds like, sounds like how you treat your sisters to me. Yeah, I mean, uh, Sutton is in the role right now of sort of like big sister, actually. Sutton feels like she's being treated like a little sister, but actually Sutton is in the role of big sister, big popular sister. And Kyle struggles with people like older figures, when I say older figures, I don't mean like age wise, I guess more like a authority figures or I guess older sister figures, right?

Vanderpump, Kathy, Kim, and now Sutton, who also are popular, and Kyle cannot deal with that. I mean, that I think goes back to her childhood of like him being a star. And Kyle being, you know, someone who like holds books off to the side or something. I don't know. So I think that just she just rehashes that relationship

over and over and over again with her friends. Yeah, I mean, I can see that. Fuck, they're annoying. From the most part of us, pretty much where I'm saying, I don't know, I don't want to go too deep on Kyle because she's painful. She's a painful cringe person. And we also got the ceiling faces.

But I guess we'll know that she really is treating something like a sister when next week Kyle has a pickup truck with Sutton's house on the back and she's just driving her away. That's the whole reason why she rented the house to Sutton's house on the back, and she's just driving her away. That's the whole reason why she rented the house to Sutton's. I think she was actually upset when Sutton moved out because she wants to kick her out. She wanted to sell it out from under her. So they're making jokes about getting a business manager

for Kyle and to read, it's like, well, I have a business manager that don't tell me anything they say, stop shopping to read and guess what? I don't listen or suddenly to telephone line. I think I can't hear you. Hello. I can't hear you. Guys, last night I just thought with Garselllle, you know what? It's the right thing to do for me to apologize, and you know, for making me feel, making her feel bad about it. It just takes time, you know? It's like, it's like, as I sing in Peter Pan live, while I get cream pies smashed in my face. My heart will go on. My heart will go on. So then of course Kyle brings this meeting to session and lets us know why we're all gathered here today, which is to officially accuse Sutton of alcoholism.

So she's like, guys, can I ask you about it? Guys, because I really do care about Sutton. I really care about her, but like, you know, something's off lately, like, you know, off, tapping my forehead during Jackson Harrow and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, something, I'm not really sure what it is. Horing around, sleeping too much, a drugs, alcohol, drugs and alcohol, I'm a hookers.

I don't really know, guys. I don't really know guys I don't really know what I'm trying to get at Yeah, I mean like the other night like at her house She started talking about like when the elevators door doors open when we're leaving Vegas and she said that was planned And I was like that definitely didn't happen okay, cuz I know when things were planned I've actually I'm actually working actress and part of my life is having things planned So for instance, I was in this film called Halloween and Halloween Kills.

I don't know if you're familiar. Oscar winner, Jamie Lee Curtis. What was I talking about again? Anyway, you're welcome, everyone. Cleaning something like that, that's insane. I was like, okay, Dree. I don't need Dree's opinion on what's pre-plant and what's not pre-plant.

You've got a lot of shady shit that's happened over to your place, all right? Let's just let that one go. So Dorit is saying that's impossible. Now, I think it's unlikely that elevator timing, I do think that the plan was, now that I think about it, because I think you were right, you were saying last week, how do you time an elevator to get their right is they're getting to the elevator? I think that's true. That's massive places. But I do think that she was

I do think the Erica texted those guys was like we're going down and they were like okay, and they were gonna have this I Do believe that was planned. I think they just like lucked out that the elevator happened to stop there because it's also weird that they would go down It exactly the right the same time to go be in the lobby for this guy to confront Sutton. Also, by the way, this speaks volumes to a lot of it, such an emphatic statement there. I was like, ah, that's what I was hoping. Go ahead.

We're making really important points on this podcast today, and my important point is this. I feel like universally, I think we all know the universal reaction to when an elevator door opens up and there's someone you know that's in the elevator door. And even though they're like one floor above, it could be a three-story building and they're one-story above and they're there. There's always like this moment of delight like, oh my god, how are you? That's funny, come on in. Like even when Ronnie, we do it all the time when we're in hotels together when this happens all the time and we're like, hey, meet down the lobby in five minutes. Sure. And then five minutes pass. And I get into the elevator and the door opens on your floor and you walk in and you go, how are you? Like we're always it's always like this delightful surprise. And I think it speaks volumes to Erica. volumes to Erica that instead of having a moment of delight, she turns and turns into a moment of acidity. Hilarious acidity, I mean, honestly, it was very funny, but it was acidity and I think that speaks to her character.

Acidity and pre-planning. Okay, so that was my really important point that I had to make. So they do this whole Kyle does this whole impersonation of Sutton doing an impersonation of Erica doing something and Dereet's like, well, you know, I've been there. Oh, Kyle goes, oh yeah. And then she said like, defend your friend Kyle. Defend your friend. I mean, she's so aggressive.

Like every time I would say that, I'd think like literally she would like bite my head off like in a different way Then like it was just like it was mean. It was mean. She was so mean to me. That's what that's Kyle's thing. Oh my god That's so mean you guys that is so mean. I can't believe you're so mean to me right now Kyle you sold your sister's house So to be like I mean I've been there. I mean in an elevator that is but she goes from 0 to 60 really quick to be like, I mean, I've been there. I mean, in an elevator that is, but she goes from zero to 60 really quick, should be like, and then all of a sudden she does like a sudden impersonation. That's surprisingly good.

She's like, oh my god, my reputation and my morals and what do you mean? It literally the same sentence. But it was a really good impersonation of her, I thought. And so, I was like, why do you think that is? And to be like, well, I'll just go and say it, sudden, so drink a ridden tea. You know, she's somebody, I wouldn't be surprised if she's supposed little vodka and a coffee in the morning. And my right, I mean, she probably used this vodka like Dorit, like a PK, just Doritism is coffee. I love that they are like scandalized that a Southern bell divorce say who's rather delicate and disposition actually will lean some alcohol like yeah, that's I think why

we've all liked her. So then Chris was like, okay, Dury says the one man who has that has three carcasses out in her cocktail that the entire world knows about. Which is true. Yeah, but I mean, there is a drink between having a cocktail and being drunk. And, but my thing with Crystal, she doesn't really say that. She says it to us, but then to them,

she's like, well, everybody talks about her drinking, but like, I'm terrible at gauging because like, I mean, she always seems sort of fine. Unlike my brother, who's really sad. So anyway, you're also used to it. Like vodka makes some people like very, very mean you guys, like a really mean. And Chris was like, I mean, just because Kyle stopped

drinking yesterday, I mean, doesn't mean suddenly she can have all these judgments. Yeah, that's the quitting drinking crew for this. I think it's like, it's like people who have found Jesus that week, or keto, or stop. Or like all AFFFET, the same. Yeah.

CrossFit. You guys gotta do CrossFit. What's your wad? That means work out with the day. You should do it. You're not doing it. What are your macros? But Crystal's right, because she's like, Kyle, you just got sober.

And of course, now Kyle's like, I mean, if I were to have vodka, I mean, I don't drink vodka, because I'm sober, by the way. And like, I would just like fall asleep. So I'm, although I don't feel like that's what we've seen from, I guess she's a tequila drinker. That was her thing. So then Crystal's like, well, maybe cause just jealous that son can hold them down. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So, Jereet's like, okay, so what do we do a certain now? And cows like, well, you know, like, I want to repair it. And cause like, she's worth it.

Like, I really care about her and stuff you guys. But, you know, like, I'm going to make the effort. I just, I just want it to be like, you know, when she's not... I'm gonna make the effort, I just want it to be like, you know, when she's not drinking, Kyle, or drinking or hooring, whatever it is. I mean, I'm a friend, so. Yeah, Kyle's doing this whole thing like, you know, just gotta make sure we find her at a moment

when she's calm and not agitated. Like, she's just so, well, normally I would say she is like really gaslighting the situation, but to be fair, when you do think about sudden, there is some truth to it. Like you do have a small window and something is just like chill. I feel like she's chill until people fuck with her. Girls constantly the fucking with her. She's just poking at her and poking at her and then suddenly gets mad and she's like, oh my god, you guys sent his beaming. She's not

like, like, like, it's a typical fucking Kyle. So she's acting like, oh, I don't want to call her an alcoholic. I just want to be, you know, I just want to talk to her, you know, I just need to wait for a calm time. And Krista goes, well, is there an environment you feel like she's calmer? Like, maybe in the day, and Kyle goes, I mean, before 10 a.m., I'm like, fuck an alcoholic. I didn't say that. Was that my outside voice? It is Kyle's habit of calling out alcoholism.

I mean, isn't that like the question of, you're a goddamn alcoholic. She did that one time with Kim, but most of the time on this show, 95% of the time, she's like, how dare you call my sister in alcoholic? Like, how dare you? Like, that's always been her plot.

Like, you don't get to say that about somebody else. Like, that's somebody else's thing. Like, how dare you do that to Kim? Poor Kim, how can you do that? And now, of course, she's completely, it's Kyle. So, you know, anything that she's mad at, she's gonna be a total hypocrite about it in another season. Well, because she's back to season one Kyle now. And so, like, anything that she's mad at, she's gonna be a total hypocrite about it in another season.

Well, because she's back to season one Kyle now. And so like, season one Kyle called out her sister's alcoholism and then season two Kyle learned and then had other people do it instead and then pretended like she was outraged by it. So now Sutton and Garcell meet for dinner at a bar and they're gathering and Garcell is just like they're making a small talk about drinking. I'll get a kettle on the rocks. Oh, well, I didn't have anything to drink at your thing last

minute. So don't look at me that way. So she gets a kettle on the rocks. So now the implication, it's like, oh my god, we go from the alcoholism scene to Kyle or to a certain ordering straight alcohol, but she did pour that shit, that ocean pretty shit that she keeps in her purse into it. That's why she ordered it. Yeah. I don't, you know what? I'm not defending someone. I feel like I shouldn't have to defend somebody if they are an alcoholic.

You know what I mean? That's just a shitty thing to accuse somebody of. Now, am I always on here accusing people of it and being on cocaine? Yes, constantly. But it's not my real friends. Like, it's don't think that's right. Like, unless she's crashed into somebody, or in case she's like ruining her life or something,

but like to just get in a fight with somebody so then make the whole season about how that they're probably an alcoholic. That's just, that's just shit. I don't like that. Right. And Kyle is basically, Kyle is invoking this basically because essentially because Sutton was, Sutton had the, had the, the balls to actually say to, to clap back a

Kyle for, you know, for magic Mike. Basically, this is all from the magic Mike thing. And now Kyle doesn't like being accused of being a bad friend, so now this is what she trots out with. So, Garsell, they're talking about the night before. There's something like Jokey stuff about, Sun Eden Bacon, like, oh God, she's a vegetarian. Oh my God, haha. And Garsell's like, well, last night,

I couldn't have been happier. I mean, first of all, with a turnout, I I mean the fact that I had over a hundred people there I mean who were you surprised to see last night a sudden and so I'm like oh Gerry O'Connell the way he kept on mentioning Girls are like this and boys are like this have you ever noticed that man don't like doing shopping But girls love to shop God. I love when he brings that up. I think this is the first person I've ever heard say they're surprised that Gerioconyl showed up somewhere. Wow, there is a housewives event and Gerioconyl showed up. I'm completely

fucking shocked. What a surprise. So she's,'re talking about how cute he is and then we start with Erica. Chris says like, how's how are you in Erica? And she's like, well, I just start for a brief said, you know what? We don't have anything to talk about. I'm he's Erica. What are you going to talk about? And you know what I mean? She let's all her her her talking be done by spreading her like, you know, I just don't read that language. Just don't read it. You educate.

Don't get it. Yeah, I mean, that was wild. I mean, the elevator doors opened up and there they were. It's like, you know what? I said the same thing to Kyle and Garsell's like, and what did she say? Well, she defended Erica. I mean, and you didn't get upset by that?

I did get upset because that's about me and Erica. And it has nothing to do with Kyle, you know, and Kyle and Sutton us, our relationship, and I think she feels the need to what is the word, insert herself almost like a deal dough into a vagina, you know, like a real lesbian kind of insertion. You know what I'm saying? And that was just a bit hurtful last night.

And then we get the flashback to the little sister accusation. Like you treat me like a little sister and kind of be like, I do not dump that at yourself. And the sentence like, yeah, you know, I mean, listen, all I said was a lot of times when you lose weight and you exercise, there's just something else going on in your life, you know what I mean? I think that's true. Yes.

And especially in single people, like when you have been cheated on, you get your revenge body. It's literally called a revenge body, okay? It's not like anybody's making anything up. But it could also be eating disorder or it could be copying this lady who you're now obsessed with,

like a fucking crazy person and just doing everything like she's doing, including getting your face just like hers. Well, but the other thing is it's not just about like deciding to get sober or to get into shape. You know, those are both actually really like healthy good things to do.

But it's like all of a sudden the tattoos and all of a sudden the wedding band not there. Like there are several things happening all at once that are like raising eyebrows. And it's not just like, it's just weird that Kyle who's always been very conspicuous about her jewelry and like she's pining after other people's jewelry and flaunting whatever she has, all of a sudden she's putting it in the bank. It wasn't, it wasn't to re getting robbed that caused her to put her jewelry in the

bank. That wasn't it. No, it was just she decided to put it in the bank out of the for no reason. So it does feel like something's going on with the Kyle and it is definitely a mid-life crisis. Well, and now that we've seen the, now that we know what's going on with Kyle and it is definitely a mid-life crisis. And now that we've seen, now that we know what's going on because of Sushal Nadia and Page Six and Music videos that Kyle's making with Morgan. So now that we know all that's going on and we know about Morgan, just from reading about her and that she's obsessed with working out and that she's sober and that she has tattoos,

like it makes more sense to see Kyle doing that, but Kyle is literally taking on a whole new personality of somebody that she's copying. So these people who don't know this are like, what is Kyle doing? Like since when does Kyle work out three times a day? Since she's found someone else that does it, that she wants to emulate. That's exactly what Kyle's always done, you know? She's always been jealous and tried to copy

what everybody else does. I mean, listen, it all, one of the more recent examples in like a show of hundreds of them is that fucking swing in her backyard that's just like the make a wish, the wish version of Vanderpump's swing in her backyard. You know, it's just so, it's just so Kyle. And of course it makes sense because we see that she's copying someone, but these people

don't know it. They're just like, who just starts out of nowhere working out three hours a day. It's not normal. Right. So, um, uh, so that, yeah, they're talking about Kyle's ring now, the sapphire and diamond ring. And so then we see a flashback of Kyle, that face timing with the sudden and sunsing. Did you get any ring? And Kyle's saying, oh, look at you, little misd Detective.

This is new ring. Yeah. Yeah, you love sapphires. That's why you noticed it. And the suns, the suns like, well, I don't miss much. But by the way, if there's anyone who's a detective, it's Kyle. Kyle is the one who has the Terminator eyes to everyone's jewelry. Every single season, she's like, oh my God, is that like a three-carat ring?

Oh my God, let me look at that. Let me look at that. I mean, every single season, and now she's at like Sun is the one who is sort of like, oh my God, you're crazy for looking at what's on my ring finger right now. Well, it's not only that, how can she not see it? I mean, let's remember this is a FaceTime call. And Kyle is talking like this to Seton. Hey, she got like her hand up on her face.

She's like putting her ring right in the fucking camera of the phone. It's not like some subtle thing. Like, hey, what's going on, Seton? What's going on? Her little tongue just sticking out. I, ah, ah, ah, ah, still getting that order of her mouth for the- It's like aliens. It's like aliens.

Holding her butt to the face. Holding her butt right to the face time. The face time can only get this much of the screen. Kyle's obviously waving it up there. And then later when they show her being caught by the paparazzi, she's literally holding her hand up to get the shot. Come on. It's literally holding her hand up to get the shot. Come on.

It's a lot of Kyle's hands in this episode. There's a lot to take in visually. So Garsell is like, oh, well, I don't even know. I don't even know how she even noticed that Kyle was wearing a different ring. I mean, I never pay attention to that. The only time I noticed jewelry is

went after the robbery, she'd still had hers, and then also of a sudden, it just sips out. I was like, oh, that was like, I love a drive by shade, you're not expecting it,

about like someone who's not in the scene and not involved in the scene, and it was out of nowhere. You're like, oh shit. It's nice to hear somebody on the show actually say something, because it's always been talked about

on the internet, you know, but no one on this show really says anything. So they start talking about, like what, Garth sells like, well, what's the big deal if she has any ring in her carers and something's like, well, I mean, the tablets do say that calamari's here are having problems in their marriage. So she's like, okay, and then we see montage of all the social media posts with Kyle holding her hand up. Well, you know, split, are they splitting the news

that he's having an affair? She's like, it's all over the internet, okay? And listen, I have no interest in Kyle's marriage. I just care about Kyle. I just care about Kyle. Also, don't forget, I think it was in this part here, there was another piece of evidence. This may be the most damning of all. Call changed her monogram.

And her luggage used to say, K-R-U, and all of a sudden now it says K-R. I mean, look, you're changing your monogram, that's just like fighting words right there in Beverly Hills. She's begging for people to ask her, and no one is asking her, it's gotta be making her fucking crazy, that all she's getting get is something veiled from Sutton. When Sutton's like, is everything okay,

is your husband cheating on you? I'm like, I've got a good lawyer. I make a ton of money, I'm not a Boris any. She's got someone doing that, but Kyle really wants someone to be fighting with her about it. She's not getting it, I'm not buying you. Kyle, yeah, Kyle loves a visual cue. I mean, all you have to do is rewind

the first scene of the episode. I forgot to bring this up. When they're all talking in the kitchen, what was, did you see what was on the kitchen counter? It was a literal sign that says like Netflix presents buying Beverly Hills. It literally just says it right there. I was like, this is just blatant chilling.

You just literally put up a billboard in your kitchen. She's always got to be on the side. I'm spec-com-oy-life. Yeah, so Erica goes to me, okay, so that's the end of that. So now Erica goes to meet Alexis, her new manager. And Alexis is like, oh, you look pretty in pink, like a walking barbie, Erica. I'm like, oh yeah, but pretty in pink like a walking burmy haircut. Oh, yeah, but I could see you, my baby.

Just talk of the baby. And she tells us, um, well, you know, she has a background in publicity. And I was together with my jacks, but we decided not to work together. And we see clips of her being accused of being the leak last year because of her manager or whatever, a hearing shift, leaking it to page six. The Gretchen Rossi best friend, Jack. I mean, that's where you knew you were going to go wrong, just with this guy. Just a Jack.

Track trackers. Jack, yeah, because I just have a very distinct memory of Gretchen Rossi bringing him to a party in Orange County once. And I've always remembered that. And I'm like, you hired the guy that was Gresh and Rossi's plus one to a party at like Vicki Tannis's house, really?

So yeah, so they're talking about her career and everything and Alexis is saying how like, you know, we need to be realistic because you're at a pivotal point. You don't know how to sing. Okay, I'm so glad we got that out. Okay, also, you were essentially on top of the world and by the top of the world. I mean, you were sort of like, I guess like, you know, it was like you were on a step stool on the world, maybe you're not on top, you were sort of like, you were a few steps up a little bit and you were on Broadway and everything was good for you.

And then obviously, yeah, I mean, you got completely stopping your tracks, but I'm like, oh, like a scandal, like a little, you know, fraud scandal, you know, it created a lot of uncertainty around your name, around your brand, brand and quotes, because it's not like you really have a real brand, you know, tell me if I'm oversharing too much.

I love it created uncertainty around your brand. What did it? What were people uncertain about? She had those gigs because Tom was out there buying gay clubs out for her to go in there and perform at the end. Like everybody knows that at this point. So silly, but she's getting the hard talk from Alexis

and she's like, oh yeah, and people wanted to know at my Bible. And to we perfectly honest with him. I believe me, Thompson not a bit has not helped. Okay. It helped in the sense of Erica didn't get invited, which is what I've been trying to tell anybody, everybody, anybody. But does that translate into people wanting to work with me? No.

I mean, I was this close to locking in that contract with the New York City opera. They were just about to hire me to be a judge on the voice. I mean, wow. So this is like another Erica scene where she is like, oh, wow, look, I'm not guilty of anything. I've no lawsuits against me and back to Broadway. Here's my first cobblestone on this street to the donies. Which, you know what? God bless her and her delusional ass because those are usually the people who win, you know?

Yeah, it's true. And again, it's weird that I'm liking Erica this season. So despite all that, I don't understand what's going on. That's the last reason I was still alive. I'm just still lying her ass off. She's doing it in a more honest way if that makes him, like she's still a little emotional, but she's like, yeah, and I was wrong in this thing and I was wrong in that thing.

And oh, God, someone's ringing them a doorbell. You know, I'm glad to see that. Where we're recording, watch what happens. FedExery. Oh, it was a game. Oh, it was a bad bell, huh? Yeah, I think that I thought you were going to be like, it's my mother. She's show it up with another quote, quote, quote, flower arrangement that has a giant microphone

in it. I think she's, I'm onto her. Yeah, I think it's just, I think just because she's like laughing at shit more, I'm like, okay, now that she's laughing at shit, I like her. So, anyway, so basically the manager is like, she goes, correct me if I'm wrong, but I would imagine that you want to perform again. She's like, yeah, bitch, why do you think I have to use okay? Yeah, I want to get back on stage. I want to make new music. I want to be entertaining again. I want to make songs that have more than three notes in them.

You know what I'm saying? Well, I love Alexis's negativity because she's like, you know, I just think, gosh, I should make some calls and see like if anybody will even take a meeting with you, you know? I mean, I guess you never know until you ask. Like, what the hell? Aren't you supposed to be a little more positive? I mean, not to stick up for Erica here, but aren't you supposed to be like be like oh my god Erica? It's gonna be great. You're gonna be great. Everything is gonna be fine I got you girl Alexis is like, um Yeah, you're pretty much still drowning and I'm not sure that we can stop it Hey, guess what on the bright side 15% and nothing is nothing am I right? I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna. Oh my God.

Guess what? It's already working. You just got an offer to be part of the chorus to sing the Z100 logo jingle in New York City. Are you are you down for that? Yeah. I suppose a job to job. So now we have Garsell and her son going to dinner. And Garsell is choking. And her son thinks it might be a tonsil thing. So I wonder if they're setting up a tonsil issue for Garsell.

Who knows? So then they go, who knows what excitement the Garsell storyline is. Ooh, the mysteries. So they go to this Japanese restaurant. Garsell's with Jacks. And they're sort of having banter back and forth and they're just having conversation

and she's talking about how it's like, with twins you've gotta like, you've gotta like mother them differently and Jacks needs a lot of like conversation and reassurance and talking likes to talk things out and you really have to listen to him, yada yada yada. So they're talking, he's very precocious, he's very bantery, and this is where they talk

about the fact that he actually always knew. He's known since he was eight that his dad had cheated on Garsell. Yeah, because he Googled it. She's like, what? Google. And so then she tells us again, how she found out about Mike's infodale,

like I have nothing more to say, you go ahead. I need to get back to Garsell. Well, she's just like, she's just, I mean, there's not really, it's hard to really, there's not much to say here. It's just that like, basically she's shocked, she's surprised and she feels really guilty that he's had to grow up with this knowledge, et cetera.

But he's like, don't worry, Mom, I'm busy in adults, and I don't need parenting anymore. And I know how to do everything in life, and you don't have to worry about me. By the way, how do you pay for a bill at a restaurant? And yeah. Can I have $500? How?

That's Pumps work. So now the moment we've all been waiting for, Kyle goes to a tattoo gallery to meet with Stefano. And she's like, oh my god, did you get my text? Like I actually didn't say anything about coming here today, but here I am now. I'm sorry, I just text you last minute. I have like a very intricate design.

I got it from a basic batch book of tattoos. So do you have anything more? Basically, I just want anything that they would sell in gold play did it clears But put in a tiny way somewhere on my body Great. Yeah, I just want to be like a planet in stars. That's like I think it's really original So she goes yeah, so my friend Morgan my friend Morgan says like you over they get too much and she has like a lot of tattoos She's actually like the coolest person I've ever met like I just like my favorite. She's like the best of tattoos. She's actually like the coolest person I've ever met. Like I just like my favorite. She's like the best. Yeah. So Kyle, I read this comment on Reddit. I read it. Love you.

Bravo. Well, how's life? So I was reading a comment on there that said, I looked Kyle's tattoo up. I love this. I love fucking people. Okay. I was looking up in my house. What does Saturn represent? Because I was like, this is got, I was looking up Morgan Wade Saturn, Morgan Wade planet, who couldn't find anything except her, her Saturn is in Pisces. I do know that. But anyway, I read a comment later on Reddit that was saying that someone else has Kyle's tattoo and it's just that a bunch of them, didn't bunch can bunch it in the model who got her tattoo when she got separated from her husband and I looked up the tattoo and it's similar it's got the stars and it's got a moon

instead of Saturn but you know leave it up and now she can't even get an original divorce tattoo come on no so I looked up what Saturn Saturn is the God of and first thing came up with agriculture, which I love that the Caliburans gets a like, she's like, I need to represent agriculture on my body. But really here for organic corn in this divorce. She's like, now that shocked us closing, I need to carry on the torch. So, but of course the gods all stand for different things, right, like multiple things. So, according to this blurb from Wikipedia

that shows up when I do Google, it says, Saturn was described as a god of time generation. By the way, I don't think that Kyle would, I don't think Kyle wants anything to do with time on our body. I think she's actively working against that. Generation, she is generating new looks and experiences. Disillusion, dissolution, everyone. That's, you know, marriages.

Abundance, she loves abundance, wealth, she loves wealth, periodic renewal and liberation. So I think the key words, liberation dissolution, that's, I think that, that right there. Like if anyone on this cast had done like the basic research that I just did, they would have likely had all the evidence that they needed. Well, here's another one. This is Saturn in astrology zodiac. What does it mean in astrology? It is I achieve. That's what it means. The Ring to Planets motto is I achieve and it guides you towards fulfilling your goals and

get to work and work hard. So I'm looking at it as a workout. I'm really working out. Please discipline. I also can't help but think of the vehicle, the Saturn, the Saturn car, and that was a failed car. So I mean, Shimaaz will just put on like a Ugo and a GO and a Pomegranate. It was like a rip off of other cars and ultimately, it was just not wearing a failed. Yeah, so there we go.

So yeah, she is with Stefano, who's like, oh my God, you have a secret in mind, Trouble? What's going on? Why would you actually last minute? And she's like, now it's not a secret. I just like, I just didn't tell you. I'm so girly and young. So then she's like filled with this energy. Now I have to say people online were like, oh my God, there's so much chemistry here with Morgan and Kyle, it's just like off the charts. I got stalker. I got lonely lady who's on tour all the time

and needs somebody to talk to you and possibly a mother figure or a big sister figure. And then I got stalker. I got no chemistry. I actually got no chemistry. I got like awkwardness. I mean, I definitely, I picked up on like a vibe, but like I did not pick up on chemistry. But then again, I'm not sure. Is it possible to have chemistry with Morgan?

She was not the most personality forward person. I feel like I've seen on TV. So I feel like I can't imagine people having chemistry with her. And ever whether that was like secret or not, but I just had to through her personality bin. Kyle was definitely very coy and she was giggling a lot and she was like nervous. She definitely had a big nervous energy about it, about her. So then Morgan comes in at long last, Morgan comes in and Kyle's like, oh my God, I was just like telling it.

I was telling Stefano that I overthink these things and like clearly don, cows like, oh my god, I was just like telling, I was telling us to follow that I overthink these things and like clearly you don't, cause like, cause like, like I was like sure I'd put on like Saturn, or not Saturn, and like you're like, but like you don't, you're not worried whatsoever.

And more like, no, I'm not, I'm all covered up. Mm. Yeah, I'm just all covered. She goes, yeah, yeah, you're covered. Like, could you imagine, like my house, if house if I showed up with that tattoo like a throat tattoo Oh my god, that would be so crazy. I'm a moment like

Wait, where are we gonna put it? That's the other thing where we're gonna put my tattoo Huh, I'm gonna get to tattoo look how many tattoos she has like I mean, I don't have that many yet I mean, maybe I will right Morgan. That's crazy Remember that time we got egg rolls at the Chinese restaurant? I'm gonna get an egg roll. Second egg roll. You think that's gonna look like a big dick? I shouldn't do that.

I'm a ratio of, hey, egg rolls. I want it. I want an egg roll. I want an egg roll. I'm partial to crab, Brangoon. That's my favorite tune. Oh my god, I love crab, Brangoon. Oh my god, we just like order like a lot of crab, Brangoon's right now.

Should I get a tattoo of a crab, Brangoon? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'll be like our little secret. Okay, ha. Oh my God, did I tell you that Mo asked me how many I have? That's hilarious, you didn't even know how many I had. That's unskiss. Yeah, and you say you got five, that's what you say,

right, you got five tattoo, yeah, five, I have five. Just while, yeah, well, I got into a five on my Instagram about you, somebody on Instagram said, like they're coming back my tattoos and saying, like, I'll sign a little on my Instagram, but somebody on Instagram said, like they're coming back my tattoos and saying, like, I was trying to look at all of you and I was like, what? Who cares? Who cares?

Who looks like me? Like they're gonna assume you're having a midlife probably serious or something with all those tattoos, Kyle. Cause I was like, thanks for that. More to the great thanks, bro. Then she says, Morgan and I are just like,

really close friends. We talk every day about, you know, like our favorite things, like crab rangan, and tattoos, air. We both love air. That's great. We love that. We just have so much in common. You just can't really get it.

So then she's like, people, I just like really confused about our friendship. And it's a fun, so it's like, you just can't really get it. So then she's like, people, I just like really confused about our friendship. And so fun, this is like, so how did you guys meet? She's like, mark us. She stalked my, I was like, I did, I did, I did. I was like, I heard her music once

and I was like, oh my God, who is this girl with this voice and this beautiful face? She's like an angel, an angel in tattoos, who loves crab ranko, and oh my god, we're like best friends. People are confused. Yeah, my friends are freaking it, because you shared it in an English story, Kyle. She said, well, it's because I wanted to get your attention.

That's why I did it. It's crazy. She's like, yeah, they're like, oh my gosh, it's Kyle Research. Wow. Morgan is 100% herself, like no excuses, no apologies, she's just like herself. I mean, just like exploding with so much personality. I mean, did you know, she loves chairs.

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