Watch What Crappens - #2242 RHOBH Part Two: Ring Around the Posey

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

*This is Part Two of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So she is like giggling all over herself and she starts talking about how she's gonna have this CBD THC party at her house tomorrow and Because that was her thing like her in Moe or like loving, you know, loving being stoners or whatever and Morgan to Is like, hmm whatever. She was yeah, you know, I think that's weird, actually. I mean, I don't know. You said you don't like Edible.

That you go have an Edible party. She goes, I don't like him. I don't like him, Morgan. Oh my God. You know what you should tattoo? Chusa, put the, put the, the, uh, the egg roll because that's like something that's edible. And then like put a no through it, like an X outside,

like no smoking, but like nothing edible. I hate edibles. I want it. I'm going to have an IV to feed myself now. I'm like I literally don't even like anything was edible anymore. Hey, you felt like your necklace was choking you. I did, I did, I totally thought it was choking me. Oh my God, I felt like it was so choking me.

But like sometimes in the group, they're like pushing me. They're like, why are you not drinking? And every time I see them, I'm like, um, if I don't do the edibles, are they going to get, like, annoyed with me? Are they, like, so can I do an edible? Will you be mad if I do an edible? I guess that's what I'm just trying to figure out.

Like, is this going to be kind of like, this thing is, like, I could be like, over if I have an edible. I'm just trying to gauge, I mean, I'm, whatever you want to do, it's fine. It's cool. Morgan's like, you should have to feel pressure and do something like, you don't want to do, college, because everybody else does it. And college looks at her like, what? How does that even make any sense? She's like, I don't know what language you're speaking right now, but I'm just gonna keep listening to it because I love you.

I love you. Well yeah, because you don't hang out with these same people, but just go. If you decide when you're there to try it, then try it, but if you decide that when you're there, I don't want to do this then, don't. Don't like a big deal about it, Kyle. Kyle is literally the one throwing this party. Why is she acting like, oh my god. Everyone is pressuring me. It's so crazy. Like, what if I don't do weed at the weed party?

You're throwing the weed party. You've elected to do this. Just have a normal party instead. Come up with another bullshit reason. You're literally the one on your sober season getting everyone high at your party. Are you fucking crazy? I know. Kyle is so Kyle. I can't. Yeah. And Kyle is saying that Morgan's been sober for six years and it's just like nice to have friends that you have things in common with. Like, we both like to work out, we don't like to drink. It's just nice to surround yourself with, you know, like-minded people.

But just did it. You just start all of that when you met her. You weren't working out like that and not drinking until you got obsessed with Morgan. You can't be like, oh my god, we have so much in common. When you literally are stealing from us now,, give it back. Give it back. So now it's time for Kyle to get her a tattoo and Morgan's just like watching while this tattoo goes on. It's a plan is just stop. She's so funny. She's so funny. I mean, she's acting. She's like trying to like not to make me laugh.

And then she says you're drawing a penis. Isn't she incorrigible? Oh my God, we are so like-minded. This jokes. And Morgan's like, well, I get to do a drill spastic pile thing you're getting there. And she's like, yeah, I should have put like a little pepper there.

I should have put a pepper there. No Morgan's like, no one lives in your dope. Cry, knock, you do. Waste your whole cow, stop moving cow. I'm trying not to, but like everyone's like, oh my God, how are they friends? Like you taught me that I can't judge a book by the cover. Even though I'm literally trying to get your cover or printed on my book right now. Even though I've taken the jacket off of your cover and wrapping around me. The way that Kyle has said so many times in the scene is like, I'm not going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be though I've taken the jacket off of your cover and wrap it around me.

The way that Kyle has said so many times in the scene, like, people are so confused about a friendship. People are so confused about a friendship. Like, let me think that protest, I guess it's not a protest, but like, she's bringing up so much. I'm like, okay, you're over compensating now. I think Morgan looks uncomfortable. I don't think she's... Yes, I mean, I don't know. Look, Morgan made a whole song and music video about it. So I don't think that she's, I guess uncomfortable would probably be the right word, but I'm cringing at this point. I was expecting it to be like, oh, they, maybe they are in love,

but I'm walking away from this like, Kyle ising. She's just stalking this girl and I feel bad for Morgan. Like what did Morgan ever do? He's lonely. Have you ever met people who are like famous on tour? They're very lonely people. I mean Kyle literally stalked Morgan. She literally contacted Morgan. She basically used her blue dot to get Morgan's attention. She put Morgan's music on her Instagram and so everyone was like oh my god, oh my god, Kyle Richards from TV likes your music, Morgan. I don't know if was Morgan Wade established before Kyle Richards, did she have like a significant fan base or like whatever, or has this been her big breakthrough moment? Because I don't know. I think she was up and coming, like she was opening for big groups and, um, I mean,

she's been around a little while. I don't, she's certainly not famous like she is now, but is she famous? I mean, is she famous outside of the housewives world? I mean, I think she's, I don't think Kyle literally gave her a whole career, but I think she definitely, you know, helped. Yeah. You definitely, she's going to have a lot of people like, oh my God, do the matter, Pabrulls, scene, yes!

Like she's, she's gonna be like, what the hell's happening with these shows now? Why does she think that shit? You don't know, we'll move it slide. Leaving the base time, I hear like, what is shit? Who worked this? So, so now the tattoo is done done and this is when Kyle is like, oh, I'm gonna get a lightning bolt on my ear just like you have.

We need more rumors started. Ah, awkward. Geez, Kyle. So Kyle is, so Kyle, um, returns home and all the dogs are sleeping and Kyle walks into Mauricio working in that office and She sees his book the deal maker Yeah So you haven't read the whole thing yet because she's like I haven't read it yet And she goes yeah, you haven't read it yet like I sent you a whole book

So why don't you't read it yet. And she goes, yeah, you haven't read it yet. Like, I sent you a whole book. So why don't you not read it yet? Ha ha ha. All just comes in the office to try and start fights and get Mauricio to care. Like, I feel like she's trying to do to Mauri. Mauri. Mauricio is Kim would say. I think she's trying to do to Mauricio

what she's trying to do the audience, which is make Gus care. And he just doesn't. She's saying, wow, hi, hey, Mo. Guess what? I'm a radio book. Yeah. Haven't you read it?

You read a book? How would I know? I'm read it. He's like, uh, come on, though. Why don't you read it? It's on the computer. I don't read computer books. You're literally holding a book.

Yeah. Well, you know what? Morgan says that covers the books don't even matter. So whatever. Guess what I got. Touch you. Ha. Ha. Now, excuse Because what I got tattoo.

Now excuse me, I've got to go finish reading this book on my iPad, that Morgan recommended by, um, but it is, it's a little shady too of Mauricio to say you, like, you didn't read the whole book yet because like he could just be like, oh, yeah, I was read it when you have the time. So it's weird to call her out to like, what's the point? If you, if, if you're partner wroteobuck and you never bothered to read it. And he didn't even bring it up.

She brought it up just to be pissy. Right. Well, I mean, that's the thing. Like, he could, like, I think if it were me, I would have just been like, okay, I'm not gonna make my wife. Even though my wife is trying to start a moment with me right now, I'm just gonna be like, oh, cool. Like, when you want to read it me right now, I'm just gonna be like, oh cool, like read it when you wanna read it,

like, because I'm on camera. But he's like, okay, well, if you wanna do this, then I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna come back at you right on camera. So they are clearly. What did he do? How did he come back? He didn't come back at her.

I'm team more mobile. He said, he said. When he said, you haven't read the whole thing, I sent you the whole book. I mean, that was like passive aggressive and return. Like I understand why he did it. I'm just saying, he's fine.

I'm passive aggressive. I mean, things. I think he's just being like, why are you bothering me? I'm trying to work. I'm trying to stare at the driveway while I work. Okay. Could you please stop bothering me?

I'm like, yeah, well, I didn't read your book. Because we lost, I got a tattoo. Ha ha ha. And he's like, oh, Lapine, which is funny. Did you know? And oh, on the other way, that's it. By the way, he's also, I have to say, to be fair, he's probably like, you didn't read my book

when I have had to read every single script for your freaking Alicia Silverstone show. Every single pitch you've done. I think he's nice. I think if it was the other way around, I would be like, oh my god, Marie-Chi has not even reading my book. Like, what the hell?

Like, is he even there for me anymore? So the definition of Lapine is a rabbit, one or two, a rabbit, especially when Trimter died. Hold on, where did I see this? It's a castrated? Where is it? Oh, Lapine, this is from Miriam Webster. The meaning of Lepine is rabbit, specifically a castrated male rabbit. That a nice nickname for your

wife. Lepine. It's also the last name of the person who wrote the book. Into the woods. We're really in the woods right now, I'll tell you that. I hope me and Marissia can get out of the woods. So then they have some small talk about, like he's got to leave for Florida for business trip and just bring golf clubs. And she's like, oh my God, that's a peg.

It's so big. He's like, you may want to put me in there in a minute. And he's like, why, why is that? I got another tattoo. I got a tattoo. So she's like flaunting this now, because she knows it's gonna make him so pissed off. He's like, honey, what are you doing on me?

It's very small. It's small and represents agriculture. Yeah, she's like, I mean, like, what do you care? Like, you don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. I thought it was cute. Like, she's like, I mean, like, what do you care? Like, you don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. I thought it was cute. Like, who's gonna even see it? Most I have a bathing suit on.

I mean, it's gonna be covered. And he goes, well, I hope I get to see it. She's like, you're seeing it right now. And that's it. He's like, bye loser. Bye loser. I mean, often, I mean, often, like, you know, and he also was like, is it my name?

He's just like, no, it's a planet. What's up? I just had to choose a planet from our solar system instead of you. Yeah. Saturn, which I suddenly care about. You're not. It's Saturn. It's actually a planet with a new ring on it.

It's named Saturn. So I literally put a ring on it, cause I like it so much. So now we go to Suns house, where her matchmaker comes over and Avi can't stand her. Avi is like, she is coming in and Avi, there's like another assistant there and Avi's like, she's very bubbly, be ready. She's very bubbly. Awful, she's awful.

You're talking about the matchmaker, right? Obviously, regarding the matchmaker, yes. He's not the matchmaker. Yeah, the matchmaker. Alessandro, she is the worst. Okay, she said, Oh my God, Saturn, Saturn. Oh my God, Saturn.

You're gonna call it a day, Saturn. It's gonna be amazing. Oh, we're gonna call you looking for Saturn. Oh, we're gonna call it a day send Could be amazing. Oh, I'm gonna carry looking for it's a Just got like this big long fake ponytail on her. Oh my god. This girl is the worst I think she yells at Homeless people. I think she tries to like I think she waits to see a homeless people really close to the curb And then just gets as close as she can to like hit them with her Slide mirror. I think she's like possible. I don't trust people who are like this You're gonna go on a date here's what I've learned about you

You're really into other people Okay, here's what I've learned about about. You're a super subtle person, Saturn. Yeah, this woman is definitely trying to land her own TV show via this cameo appearance. So, Sudden has invited Doreet to come join because Doreet had a lot of opinions in Vegas about Sudden's dating life. So, Sudden invited her and so Doreet shows up and just like walks in obviously like oh

Would you like to knock would you like to knock? She's like no, I just I just walk right in so they all likes it down and Sun Sun introduces Alessandra to do it. And she goes, Doreet is a perfect person to help me find a date. Cause if Doreet filmed up with PK, then maybe I need to not be so picky. By the way, uh, PK classie is ever coming to fight with the ladies on the Instagram as he does, as he does, been he hold's holding it up, everybody just calm the fuck down.

How about that? So he says, at some strike, I've never once said one bad word about you, so why would you make up blatant lies to boost your career and then double down is why you're single. You ain't no Doreet Love and don't be so picky. Mmm, geez.

Yeah, but the thing is that Doreet like, if to read were picky, you probably would have gone for someone that wasn't PK. That's the whole point, PK. Let's stop acting like your Pierce Bros, then. You literally have two of the 100% of your name is in the word picky. So it's also mad because last week, I think it was last week when Seton was like, well, all I really know about that he was, it was rumored that there was a woman in the car. So he's posting a screenshot of the police report and it says, from the police,

observations after the stop. I approached the vehicle along the driver's side door. I observed a white male adult who was the sole occupant of the car seated in the driver seat of the car. I contacted the driver, less identified, pole, kinsley. So there, it was nobody.

Listen, the reap might not be picky, but hookers certainly are in the neighborhood. How dare you? Dare you have I would have loved it if there was someone on the car, but really only if it were Berlin Les and German Berlin Berlin Now we don't we don't sing that if they're gonna make me do a breathalyzer, okay? Yeah, we don't we don't sing that if they're going to make me do a breathalyzer, okay? Hey, Berlin, can you literally take my breath away because I really don't want to go and through that process? Hey, Berlin, lady, can you blow the breathalyzer and say it? It seemed like you built for this, the moment you've been waiting for your

whole career. Um, we got the reading back from the breathalyzer and it is off key. So, it can actually take you in. We got the reading from the breathalyzer and it turns out it's 100%. Hey Robin Dixon, get out of here. This is, I'd love to play a song for my favorite movie, Risky Business. Get out of my dreams and into my car. Actually, it's not from Risky Business. I don't care, I can't breathe. But then give me back my bag. I like to sing a song from my favorite movie out of Africa.

It's called, when the going gets tough tough the tough gets going. The abbreviation. I like to sing my song from my favorite song from Frozen as I walk this straight line, which is Ring of Fire. I like it. I like to sing. My favorite song from a movie cocktail. It's called Caribbean Queen. Caribbean Queen. Now I'm sharing the same dream. Thank you very much, Billy Ocean, everyone. Okay, so Dreezer now and she's like, well,

I want to hear what you take on this not cases. And Alice Sanders is like, oh my god, Dreezer, okay, say she's what we did. With Saturn. Okay. We just wanted to look under the hood a little bit because we just wanted to figure out what was making that machine work. And something's like, I'm not a car. Okay.

It's just metaphor. The centimary is just a metaphor, son. Not a car. He's a funny metaphor. Okay, let's just drive on. Let's just drive. I'm not a fucking car. All right, let's get this. Breaks on this one. Okay, let's just drive on. Let's just drive. I'm not a fucking car. All right, let's break some this one. Okay, let's just just just pump the brakes there. Okay,

you're really, let's just shift this into first gear. Listen, sometimes you just need to keep the maintenance up. Sat in need a little bit, we call an oil change. Okay, dip it in the stick, change it. Ah! So, um, Alice Andrews, like, well, she was very resistant, but then we had a many aha moments, okay? Because what I heard with my ear, because I have ear, is that she is not looking for a billionaire whatsoever. That's what I heard. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me.

I did not say that. I'm sorry. Did I hear someone's motor get running? Yeah, I did. Haha. All right, you're getting really revved up there. Okay, but what I do feel, okay, here's two things I know about son. She doesn't want a billionaire and she's incredibly self-aware.

Very, very self-aware. I feel like actually anyone who's ever met son or even seen her on TV would know this is the most self-aware woman there is. Avy, come over here. Avy. Yes ma'am. Yes ma'am, what can I do for you ma'am? Cancel that check. Cancel the check to this fucking idiot, Alessandra. Okay, can't salt-pigment on this check. Now,. Now, here's my cocktail. Okay, can you just hold it for one second?

Okay, good. Now, throw it in her face. Do it. So, this was very funny because, um, Alessandro knows nothing about certain. Okay, listen, I don't need you to know everything about certain, but H is on TV. MP, you had a meeting with her.

In depth meeting with her, you know nothing. Sun's not gonna turn down a billionaire. do you know how much she's worth? Of course, no one's gonna turn down a billionaire, Alessandro, I get the fuck outta here. You're fired. Yeah. And Dorita is like, gobsmacked by the idea that something might be self-aware. I mean, she's literally so liking self-awareness, which is what makes her a great housewife. She treats the heck.

I would say that her biggest downfall is that she isn't so far away. I mean, some people you like to use the words heratic or strange or manic or Toyota-esque, I'm not a car, why would you say that? Just trying to keep you on your toes. Listen, if Durey, if a sudden is basically like I would describe an automobile, now you're

literally calling me a car. She's a Ford. She drinks a lot of fuel. All right, a lot of, she's not really a sipper. She's more of a gallant sugar. Do you know what I'm saying? What's the opposite of a pickup truck? You know, like what's the opposite of built Ford Tuff?

Is there something called like built Ford week? Is that something? Let's just say if Sutton, okay, let's say Sutton was powered by vodka, she would literally start fracking in her own backyard. Now you're mixing cars with alcoholism. Where'd you put a lot of gas, don't you? Oh, okay. Now, Alejandra, to be careful, there's a very intense security system in this household to make sure no one steals her battery. C'mere shoes, here comes one right now.

So, Alice Saunders is like, oh my god, I can totally work with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down, the Grinch. Same. It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents.

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Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, my God. And so it's like, well, listen, I don't know about any of that, but I can tell you this, I'm very confident. On the road. shut up to read. So then, now they start looking at some of the bachelors. There's like, Bachelor S, and he loves kids, he loves to travel, and then,

I'm just a zoomed in on his dick. I just need to see, I just need to see what it looks like in there. And it's like, I'm like, she's zooming in on his privates, the way she zooms through Tolins. And there we have Bachelor M, who is the CEO of an entertainment firm, and she's like, absolutely not. Yeah, she's like, they're disgusting. What entertainment coordination, what the hell is that?

She's like, why, he owns an entertainment company. Oh really? The key coordinates people who work at children's parties. That's pretty good, Wendery. I've heard of it said in 6-dah. Dot fire, Alessandra. I'm swapping lift on that one. So she goes, yeah, and number two,

I don't like a black shirt with black to exceed out. I'm out. And Dary is like, black tie with a black shirt and a black jacket. Oh my God, we're thinking of a, hello, it's called going from the nook for Matiklo. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and to read love, and then we see, of course, a flashback to a sun wearing her cat sweater on that day last season. Yeah. And so, to read, it's like, I'm not sure, certain should be judging somebody on fashion

choices. That's like calling the part, the other part non-sticky in me. Those of non-stickery going on here pots That's like a pot calling the kettle Lincoln Continental so Then we have bachelor number three who's into plant-based meals and he likes watching classic movies and relaxing indoors And I spout a wine and suckers. I hate wine It's like I mean what they need to say is, relax with the body of

tour of vodka, you alcoholic. So I'm like, I'm gonna kill her. I think she wants a day to day. So they all choose bachelor number one. And I don't know why, because he's the entertainment coordinator in the all black, but there they go. They've picked him I thought number two was the hottest wait. Do we see their faces? No, I we saw two their faces and one of them was blurred out

I was like one of them refused maybe that's what I like. Yeah, I love I love just murky features I love a faceless man with a job. That's all I really need in my I love a faceless man with a job. That's all I really need in my life. He doesn't want to be seen by us. Okay, so now we go to people getting ready and Kyle is getting her hair curled and getting ready for dinner and then Morgan facetimes her

and she's like, oh my God, like what about your tattoo? Like tell me about your tattoo, you guys, you guys. I made Morgan, like I put a tattoo on Morgan today. It was hilarious, Morgan tell me how hilarious it was. It was so funny, you guys, do you think our relationship is weird Morgan? The guy curling my hair at things that our relationship is so weird Morgan. It's crazy, right? And then it turns out that Kyle had tattooed the K onto Morgan and Morgan's like, no

one else can fly, they've been taked by Kyle, Richard's. And Kyle's like, oh my god, it was like really hard. You have like so many things on, you have like a trout and like a roll of toilet paper. I couldn't think of like one thing I actually want, like that you don't have to put on you.

So it's like, what's like the one thing? I mean, it was just like crazy. We're just like such good friends. People are so misunderstood about our friendship. Morgan does not look happy about having Kyle For some reason he's not like that. Okay. What the fuck who does that? Well, you know, you know what they say about kisses Every kiss begins with So then I would put a circle around it at least. So at least you're doing something

that Mary Cosby won't stand in front of. You can get a refreshment. So by the way, I can't stand this hair that they're doing to Kyle. This is Kyle. This is Kyle. It looks, it honestly looks, I've got some dead scallions upstairs,

and this is what they look like when they die in my planter. And when they're, when they're alive, they're all sticking straight up. When they're dead, they all just sort of like wilt down like this sort of like curl up in brownish and she's got like dead scallion hair. I don't like it. I don't like this look on her.

So Kyle's telling us that ladies are giving me such a hard time. I'm not drinking and like I'm feeling a little peer-bredger and like if I'm honest, like, okay, like here's my options of my, I can either drink my grita's or do the splits and say something I regret and like wake up with an egg or I just smoke weed or eat weed and just shut them all up. Let's not blame the splits on the alcohol.

That's just innately in you, okay, it doesn't, because I think we've seen you do the splits even sober. Didn't you do the splits with Kelly Clarkson very recently? So we cannot excuse it. We cannot excuse it. We cannot blame it on the alcohol in this case. I block it out. I just have learned, my brain is learned to recognize that trauma and just, it's like one of Sutton's date.

It just has no face. Just never see it again. So let's see. People start coming face here with Justin and Justin goes up to the bartender and goes, oh my God, fate orders Shardinay. When white lady is sort of Shardinay, that's when I'm most scared. Am I right? The bartender's like, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. He's like, you watch E, right? You know I'm on E, right? You're gonna try to laugh. So then, uh, Kyle Kinger. Literally, two minutes. So what's funny with Justin? So Justin was Kyle's assistant for a long time, and now he's a host on E, and he's doing great things for himself. But it's so funny because like when he's back in Kyle's house,

Kyle treats him like an assistant again. Did you notice at one point, Kyle's like, I'm gonna go to another room, Justin, could you just like make sure everyone sits in the right place? Thank you so much, bye. Oh, like he's not your assistant anymore. So, being a gay friend of a housewife, aren't we? That's true.

I mean, have we known when that they're not like, actually, could you get that drink? Maybe downstairs when you have my. No, we become both. There's like a natural thing where housewives are like, oh my god, the gays love me. Bussom around, make it to do list. They do, we become both. There's a sick and natural thing where housewives are like, oh my God, the gaze left me, bust them around. Make it to do list. They do, they love it.

So now finally, Ann Marie shows up. Ann Marie, after like six episodes into the season, Ann Marie has arrived and it's a lot of, oh my God, hi, how are you? Good to see you and like, oh my God. And Kyle is trying to tell us that she and Ann Marie is a new friend of hers. I'm like, how new?

Like 10 seconds ago, they seem to know nothing about each other. I feel like they've never had a conversation. Because all they're talking about is like, oh my God, your birthday, when's your birthday? Your birthday is April 17th. Oh my God, my mom's birthday was April 17th. Oh my God, and what's your name again? Ann Marie, oh my God, I love you.

Nice to meet you. I kind of prefer it because you know it was just somebody who was cast. I like, I don't like when they try and pretend that they've been like friends for years, you know, this show's like popular enough. We just cast somebody new. And joy. So she's like, yeah, like we've known each other like five minutes, but basically, um, okay, I have a question for you, Anne Marie, I have a question for you. Okay. Do you like my tattoo? Okay, do you like my tattoo? okay, I have a question for you, Emory. I have a question for you. Okay. Do you like my tattoo? Okay, do you like my tattoo?

Okay, I'm just kidding. Do you think me and Morgan have a weird brother? I'm just kidding. Okay, so how often do you work out? How often do you work out? And I'm only telling you this because someone is judging me for working out. Apparently you work out.

Do you work out? I think, yeah, seven days a week, six or seven. Oh my God, thank you. Could you just say that later because setting me to comment about me working out too much and then like people are talking about me working out too much. It's not that you work out six or seven days a week. It's that you like it's in combination with tattoos and the wedding band and that out of Vegas vacation. You woke up at six in the morning to make sure you got your gym time in. It's like a little obsessive. It's in your face literally copying somebody younger than your child and trying to see

other personality from them. Okay, you fucking body snatcher. That's what it's about. Give her back her face. Face like I think it's hilarious that the person being healthy is the one that's being attacked right now. I haven't said this in a while. Shut the fuck up, Fay. Jesus. So now a sudden shows up next and she meets Ann Marie and everything and sounds like,

oh, Ann Marie boxing in this black dress that's all too. And I'm thinking, I've seen this dress before. And we see Erica wearing the same dress, but like in pink. She's, oh yeah, it was on Erica. When she was playing Barbie, they're still making that dress. So Erica arrives next. And you know, everyone was like, hi, hi, hi, hi. And Kar's like, oh my god, that's the one,

that lady right there. She's the one who says her work out too much. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Go, go, go. So Crystal shows up with her friend Nancy and Crystal's like, um, I don't know Ann Marie Well, Ann Marie Well, but we have mutual friends.

And I will say she talks a lot. She asks a lot of questions. The bitch is nosy. I'm like, well, they need to have someone to ask them to say things, Crystal, because you're not doing anything. So, uh, let me guarantee one thing she's not going to ask about your brother's relationship. Now, here's the thing that's weird. It's not really that I don't even know why I'm bringing you that, but why are they all calling her anime re? Because her name is Emory. Is it? Emory not anime? It's an anime re, but they keep calling her. Everyone who they ask about her, they're like, Anna Marie, Kyle's the only one who says,

Anna Marie, and she says it like, Anna Marie. That is Anna Marie. So, okay, who cares? So Kyle's like, oh yeah, you know what, Camille's coming, she's gonna come with Denise Richards. And Justin's like, what? Camille and Denise, that is insane.

That is insane. It's wonderful. I'm gonna have shard, man, because I'm gonna like literally die, am I right? Am I right, everybody? I'm sorry I wasn't listening. Hey Justin, could you organize my mail? Thank you so much.

Afterwards you can join us for dinner. So then Kyle's like, yeah, I mean all we need is like an electronic cigarette. So then we see a flashback from Allison Du Bois who, who, who are famous line, he will never emotionally fulfill you ever know that. And as soon as the kids are, as soon as the kids are bigger, you'll have nothing in common, know that.

So, what was interesting to me when I read this, when I heard this, was I could have sworn at the end of the flashback, I heard a ticking clock. I heard a, like a 60 minutes thing, that was not a good ticking clock sound, but like I was in, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, I think they were all like, they were all like,

and I was like, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, but I was like, are they doing like a ticking clock? Like time is running out for this marriage. And I was like, so I went back and I listened to it a few times and I was, I was like, are they doing like a ticking clock? Like time is running out for this marriage. And I was like, so I went back, I listened to it a few times and I was, I heard it, but then I convinced myself, oh no,

I think it was just a new like music starting to segue in and start stuff with like maybe like a little drum beat. But at the end of the episode, when it said to be continued, they played a ticking clock sound. So I think the sound design, the input and post, they're putting in little clues for us. Oh, they're not even subtle. I mean, this one I'm not saying sounds. So I think the sound design, the input and post, they're putting in little clues for us.

Oh, they're not even subtle. I mean, this one I'm not saying you're wrong, but I didn't notice that one, but they're not subtle with these clues. Like when Kyle's like, oh my God, you guys, I gotta like you tattoo on Moran. It was hilarious. They cut to that scene and it's like,

brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr. Yeah, I'm gonna pick your tattoo. Uh-huh. It's just like sounds of ladies like, I'm like, okay, subtle guys. They're like playing Sarah McGlockland music. I feel like the Lillith Ferris soundtrack and moaning, Jules Sampula, a porn beat.

The Jules Sampula poster in the background, Indigo Girls. I went to the doctor, I went to the something. So it was really trying hard to make us buy this. So Denise is a said Denise and Camille come up, right? And Denise is one of those people who's like, oh my god, thank you, driver. I think you saw what you were really such a good driver. We were like, wow, wow, that was amazing. You were really talented at driving.

You should drive everything. The driver's like, okay, lady, I get it. Listen, I'm getting paid. I don't need to be paid in a couple. Let's just go into your car. Yeah, you're going, you're going. You never see me with a handle steering wheel wheel like that lady can we know that was good I was really just be careful big firm. I'm saying you're

You know what just stay away from 5G. I'm telling you Yeah, so way, that's the guy. So they walk in and Garsell sees him and goes, oh, Jesus, why is that? What's the home name? Oh, well. So he goes, well, you can call me a newbie, somewhat, even though, but even I know what went on between Faerasick and Camille, and then we see Flashback to dinner from hell 2010. And Camille going,

Yeah, I recognized during the dinner that, I mean, it was the hair. And then I realized, oh my god, that's who it is. It's Fair Resnick, the more they corrupt, Fair Resnick. Morally correct bear ethnic Back when male to need Mauricio to guide her words. Oh yeah, so I was at the dinner party and I look over Because they have Oh my god, it was like They rest the moral corrupt. Yeah, the more they corrupt. Yeah devastating They're wrestling. They wrestling. They're more corrupt. Yeah, the more they corrupt, yeah. Devastating.

I find never a remember-wise. So, the saddest settings. I wish I could find that. I changed computers like three years ago and all my little, all my little favorite bravo audio clips that I gathered over the years just all disappeared. And they're around. Oh, no. They're not deleted, but they're like hidden in like a folder somewhere.

And I just always want to play the clips. And I can never forget them. You need to find those. Those are classic. Come on, babe. Well, maybe I'll check my Farragot. Maybe it's on Farragot somewhere. I'll look, but.

Farragot. Farragot, it's an application. Ups on, and it'd be great if it were there. But I don't think it is, which is sad. Just a little peek behind the scenes everyone, you know, oh wait, it's here, I think it's here. You know how sad that we're gonna be celebrating? Somebody else is, yeah, we're gonna have the same day

that we hear from our friends, split. So upsetting. It is actually hilarious every time. She literally just like, okay, I'm gonna finish the sentence for you because you're getting lost in it. Just trying to like, just trying to make it stop. Yeah, I could better look.

So, okay, so they come in and Garth says, like, oh my God, those two do not like each other. Even I know that. So everybody says hello and, you know, Erica's like, wow, you're gonna donate this, them with the team seeing the same evening And to me she's like, you know what? I you know what are you that? I mean I smoked weed twice in my life was not good And I'm not gonna say I did that with and look straight at the camera and start to winking

Yeah, well, I think that I need to be right now is in the bathroom. Oh my baby, oh my God. Denise is just shit face and I was reading speculation online last week. People were like, oh my God, Denise is embarrassing what's wrong with her. And people were like, no, you guys, it's just a THC party. That's the only reason. No, she shut up like this Love it be not though God bless her she looked like she was having great time and she's still despite being fucked up She was still like fairly with it like she was she was able to engage in all the conversations just sort of in a slurry

Kind of wanting happy go lucky way, you know, I was happy for her be go lucky way, you know, I was happy for her. So, uh, Garcell is, yeah, she's saying that, uh, she won't, they're just talking about how she won't do editables because he never know when they're going to kick in and stuff. And then Doriko's up to something, she's, do you want to talk to Kyle? And so I'm like, I'm going to, but before she accuses me of alcoholism, I thought I'd get a cocktail first. You know, Skye's the limit.

Literally, I don't do Skye. That's where I draw the line. This idiot with a big plastic ponytail, tried to fix me up with someone who drank Skye. I'm never saying him again. I'll tell you that. I fired her through her off the balcony. It's pretty funny. I think it was Cynthia who was saying, you know the

thing with weed, you just don't know what it's gonna hit because Cynthia Bailey is also at this party. Don't, don't, don't, don't. I feel like we didn't talk that Cynthia was there. Yeah. Yeah. So like, Brava was kind of like, okay, we don't know how the season's going so far. We're just gonna put every single person into this party and see what happens. Yes. Okay. So to read it's like, I'm just like, I'm going to, I've just stopped, you know, what I thought I needed cocktail first cocktail would be. And I was like, for a certain, like, you were just walking into this trap. You're just walking right into it.

This whole alcoholism trap every time they say, say, hey, said Monday something. Like after a drink, I do. So, so then, uh, Fay, oh, then Fay and Camille have like a fake, huh? He's like, hi, hi, nice to see you. And so they, they, by the way, so while Kyle and Son are going off to speak, she tells Justin to have everyone sit with her place card is. And I just want to point out, this is important because Kyle has given assigned seats at this table. So what this means is that later on in a few minutes, Kyle has placed her best friend,

Fey Resnick directly across from Camille Grammar. This is the sort of friend that Kyle is. This is the bullshit. She does it all the time. Who did she seat against it across from each other last year? I mean, this is just fucking Kyle, you know, that's why it was, and I don't even mind, I mean, it's a housewife show. You gotta keep it moving, you know what I mean? And she's good at that.

I just always, that's what always made me crazy when they were accusing Vanderpump of like, making things move, you know, like manipulating the storyline, Kyle's accusing somebody of that. My God, she was just better at it, you know. So, um, Faye is so Camille and Denise get to the table. I'm saying shevels, where he's supposed to say there's two people named Denise here.

Like, no, that's just that's one Denise. I think you sing it two times. Six threes. The same. Well, hey, everybody is named with Denise. Raise your hand. Oh my God. There's like five handrails in front of me. They're all on me. How do I have five hands? How? How's it going on here? So yeah, so Camille is like sitting across from Faye.

And Faye, of course, just moves. She just switches with Justin. I think she switches with Justin, who knows. And Faye is like, I have no interest in talking with that woman, as if people are just like clamoring to talk to Faeraz and they're after all these years. So, um, Camille is just giggling in the corner, which I love. I just love that they just, they, they just bring out Camille every few years and just

can be evil that we've been, just like evil. Thank God. That would have been just sketching about the Sid. Thank God. That would have been disgusting if I had to sit next to her. Oh, Camille. I got, she's one of the greatest friends of all time. She just does it so right. Okay, so then, Sutton and Kyle go into that other room and Sutton's like, so it car sales. I got, he did, I did get, he did, heated and cars like, yeah, and they even got even more heated at your house.

I mean, even more heated, hotter than hot toddy, but you probably drank, cause you're not calling. So let's just get right to that. Yeah, and someone goes, yeah, which I hated. I hated almost as much as I hate these twin basketballs. You have sitting on canals, sticks next to your fireplace.

What's the deal with that? Anyway, did you know that's the part? I'm gonna give that fight the same review that everybody's giving you in Halloween heels. How you did it? I did it. And Kyle goes, I know. And that's why I kept saying,

I didn't think you were being yourself. And so I'm going to go, I wasn't being myself. And I had to have a meeting with Christian, my ex-husband over the weekend Okay, he got a big promotion like a big okay He's moving to London. Yeah, I mean, okay. Yeah, okay, and then and the way he tells me it was not celebratory It's more like I mean you're moving with me and James He wants me to move to London with James and living in the house. Oh, God. Well, he can fuck off. He can fuck off. I mean, okay. And she's, no, well, I'm glad you can say that, Kyle, but I can't say that.

I mean, okay. I mean, look, you can't force you. Like, he doesn't have the right to tell you what to do. So, I mean, go ahead and finish the story. Okay. It's only something upsetting if it's to Kyle. Like, she's the worst person. Like, at least fake it. You know what I mean? Like the ladies at least trying to make peace with you,

and you're just being terrible. Now this is where Kyle enters the mode that Kyle's always in. I don't know, she just need to enter it. She's always in it. She's just gonna make Sutton crazy and then go back to the table and say how mean Sutton was to her. After she just literally made her crazy. Exactly, and Sun's like, you know, when I went through my divorce, table and say how mean Sutton was to her after she just literally bait her crazy. Exactly.

And Sun's like, you know, when I went through my divorce, hey, my ex had, you know, he had a big team and he could find me. He could find my home. I mean, I was like, I was like, Princess Leia against Darth Vader and all the, the storm trooper things or whatever. Why do I keep giving him his Star Wars stuff to say in these shows? I don't know. I've been saying the movie.

Why do you do this to me? He's extremely powerful globally. Globally, okay. And Death Star Lee too, if we want to take it to Star Wars. So, sounds like, I, she's like, she said, I'm not talking, she says globally, and I'm not talking about selling. What does she, oh, real estate. I'm not talking about selling. What is the real estate?

I'm not talking about selling houses. He is powerful globally. Okay. Oh, I guess that's a digger. Oh, digger. I appreciate him. Yeah. So, Sun's Bay is like, I mean, can he just take James?

My adult son who's in college, can he just take him? I mean, and I don't know if maybe like what if James actually wants to go with his part and move to London to a big house Like what instead of with his mother who just sits in a home and drinks cocktails by here Say I'm like I couldn't deal with it. How? I'm gonna go London even have vending machines for James to attempt you. How's he gonna become a good person? How? I here you have to use a different arm and the vending machines on the wrong side of the street basically You gotta get your snickers on the wrong side of the street, basically.

You gotta get your sneakers at the left side of the machine. So the right side. It's a very different country. He's not gonna know what to do. He may go know. So it sounds like it was weighing on me. And so I just overreacted, because my brain is just somewhere else. And it's fine, I'm not gonna go to London.

Just, James isn't going to London. And now I have an extra, I'm gonna have a full time, so it all worked out, but it's like I'm gonna get more child support. Kyle, Kyle, I'm gonna have increased child support, and I'll have to deal with that with more money. Now, is Sudden ridiculous? Yes. Yes, but for fuck's sake, all you have to do is be like,

oh my God, I'm sorry you were going through drama, so that's why you were acting weird the other day, that makes some sense. But Kyle is not, because Kyle still is not gotten what she's coming for, which is certain to bring up Mauricio's cheating and Kyle possibly dating Morgan Wade. She doesn't even care about the Mauricio cheating. That's already out there. She knows that she wants someone to accuse her of being girlfriends with Morgan Wade, not because of lesbian

ism, not because of any of that. Although I do think she thinks that she's cool, that people think she's gay, gay-baiting, as we've already talked about, but because Kyle loves nothing more to be in proximity to a celebrity. And she's like, I am dating a young, famous person who goes to the tour and sells albums. Tell people, tell her, and Sutton doesn't.

Sutton's only accusation here is that Kyle is depressed, working out too much because her husband's cheating, but that's not what Kyle wants. She wants to be linked to a famous person there, Matt. And I think you could make an argument for Sutton. I'm not saying that this is necessarily it, but I think you could make an argument for Sutton that like dealing with a divorce was so awful and so traumatic and now just even having to engage with lawyers again with her ex to figure out the child's support, even doing that and being afraid that it's a battle like it's just stress, it just makes her stressed. So I think, of course, Sutton doesn't say that, which she should just say and that's why she has something on her mind. But Kyle doesn't think it's even, it seems like Kyle doesn't even want to give space

to Sutton for having an excuse for why she was acting out of sorts. Even though Kyle literally is doing the exact same thing with everything going on in her life. I mean, she literally later on is like, God, I'm going through a hard time in my marriage. She literally does the same thing. She says the reason why she's doing everything

is because she's going, there's stuff going on in her life, which by the way is totally fine. She just doesn't allow Sun to say it. And in some ways I get it because Sun is ridiculous when she says it, but Kyle is apparently the only one who's allowed to go through stuff to explain the motivations for why she acts in a different way. Well, she's also saying like, well,

let me get this straight. So, Sun wants like sympathy for a move that's actually not gonna happen and she's gonna get even more money because she's gonna have her son all the time. Like, help me get this straight. So, suddenly, it's like sympathy for a move that's actually not gonna happen and she's gonna get even more money because she's gonna have her son all the time. Like, help me connect the dots here. Okay, so you're really upset because things aren't working out in your marriage

and your giant mansion when you own part of the agency and you're not gonna have to worry about money again. You see how fucked up that is? Like, your discountings. People are allowed to cry too. Okay, now they might be more important here than you all's, but they are still tears. Okay. The salt might be pink Himalayan sea salt that isn't actually from the Himalayan sea, even though that's not really a thing probably, but you wouldn't know anyway because you're poor.

You understand what I'm saying? Okay. So Kyle's like, um, so when we went to your house, like what was going on there? Because you were off by the way, Kyle's favorite thing is to accuse people of being off. This is what Gio is does. I think as you mentioned probably five times this recap. I'm just reiterating for the sixth time. And that's why it's hilarious that the moment someone asks Kyle why she is off, she can't deal with it.

And suddenly freaks out. Yeah. 100% I was off 100% and Kyle goes, well, it was aggressive. It was an aggressive off that you were. And so I Kyle goes, well, it was aggressive. It was an aggressive off that you were. And so I'm like, well, something was going on. I was trying to tell you about the soda machines in London and such, but you didn't have the patience

to listen to me. Okay, so you may have to move to London and get extra money every month, so that's your problem. I mean, wouldn't ask. So there's such a castle. But also, this is, you know, just to switch it around here, Sutton, first of all, this is ridiculous. Kyle was being an asshole to you. You didn't make anybody leave that magic mic show. You acted like an idiot in it and started screaming, you know,

had a fit, a public meltdown and having an entire camera crew follow you out to have a breakdown. But Kyle did not follow you to be supportive and she did not, she followed you to make you look even dumber when you removed yourself from the situation. And then she just poked it you and poked it you to make you lose your shit even more. Why don't you say that in the argument? Yeah. Why are you finding that you have to ask some reason? Kyle was being an asshole. Why do you just say you were being an asshole and I didn't like it? The end is why I have a reason of being hurt on the inside. This is why she's our flawed crusader

because she just doesn't say the things she needs to say. She fights for the right things and she just doesn't say it in the right way and it's hard, it's hard on us because I'm actually, I 100% agree with you because I was just sort of saying like from a theoretical argument, like Sutton is allowed to actually be upset and have this thing distracting her.

But realistically, we know what's going on and we know what was, like, what Sutton's issue was and why don't you just say it and just cull up. That would be the best of all worlds. No, she's gone away and she's decided that the thing that all these girls do when they need to get out of something is they come up with some big emotional excuse, which is true. It's very brotho, very brotho.

It's very, it's just, and it's also very just modern times. Like if you're called out on anything, it's like, oh my God, I've been traumatized, you know, as we'll get to in Miami later. So that's, I think where she's going, but it's not gonna work with her because Kyle literally does not care.

I mean, Kyle is never gonna give a sudden any kind of respect or any of that, you know? And it is kind of funny to watch it, as far as I'm laughing, because it's just everyday. It's like, what, oh, really? Here's my trauma. I'm getting more money and my sense

move into a different city, my husband's moving to a different city where I'm never gonna have to seem again. And my son, who I've stated on television multiple times as an asshole, is gonna be leaving me alone. Mm. It's hard. It is hard.

It's hard. It's a hard knock laugh. So, Kyle goes, it's devastating. I'm sorry, okay. And it's like, it's a big deal, Kyle. Which is, well, like it was a big deal when you couldn't have a fashion designer come to town and sons like, okay, that was old shit. Old shit, fair point, fair point for Kyle.

I mean, I actually give Kyle a point on that one. Son goes, well, it's an end of an era. An era where I'm making only so much for child support. And now a new era begins, we're making a lot more. Okay, will you just listen for a second. Karla's like, you are you that out of touch? You're in a copycat face trying to make people think you're dating your 28 year olds. You are.

You are sitting in the shadow of a branded agency basketball that is on a tiny little pedestal. I am not joking about this by the way. This is an actual thing I saw. I put it on our Instagram on the stories. There are basketballs that say the agency on them on pedestals next to the fireplace. You know what? You are literally a stamp your your furniture is literally sitting on a floor copied from your better than you sister. And you have the pink light reflecting on you from the hallway that you have copied from Irka Jane of all people. Can we not copy people out of town?

Okay. So we go back to the dining room and someone asks Justin, I think it's, I don't know, someone's like, are you the only, are you the only man here besides the chef and Justin's like, yes. And the chef is single, cute, and 30, which means he's limber, Chris, got in here. I really love foe, that means he can go all that long, yes. Then he says, I am gonna be a limber after 30.

I mean, come on, I'm plenty limbering all the photos, shoots to do with my die round lonely fields. My, my, and lonely fans. So then we go back to Kyle and Sutton and I'm like my ex husband is leaving the country indefinitely. I loved him Kyle and she's like oh my god he isn't leaving forever. He was fly back and forth Sutton. I mean like I think it's not like a situation you can be sat over. I'm just saying like it's an excuse because you make up excuses when you behave like this. And sounds like, well, what's the excuse, Diane, which is good. So now this is all Kyle needs,

because Sutton is literally confused. She's like, why is Kyle still trying to fight with me? You have not said the magic words, which is Kyle, you are dating a celebrity. And so Kyle is freaking out. So now she's gonna take this little thing. She says, that's your excuse to behave like this. Sutton says, well, what's your excuse?

And now Kyle's like, this girl is trying to gay shame me. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, So everyone at the table is like where is my where's Kyle and he's like, oh She got too many of the orderves Erica just cracks Denise is just more and more wasted every time they got to her and drink us what you're talking about Who's divorce we haven't even eaten yet and Denise is just wasted she's wow most important thing about horse devils? We haven't even eaten yet. And Denise is just wasting tears. Wow, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.

Like to these providing an instantly classic moment. So people start cleanies in your bathroom during or people munching on spanish. Open your bathroom dream. Or people munching on Spanish. Open your bathroom dream. So, Crystal goes up to get them and says something's like, you know what, you're not the friend that I know right now. Or call, okay, okay, you're not. And Crystal's like, hey guys, I'm actually not trying

to get you guys, but like at the same time, everyone's waiting, so it's either of you either I've got my brother on the phone like he wants to say He's either you or my brother guys. So you decide how you want this seem to play out Kyle. It's your house Okay, you know what? We're just gonna go sit because that's how Kyle's gonna be and you're not gonna be honest Or you're Kyle and Kyle's like oh really? What do you want not gonna be honest or you're Kyle and cause like oh really Would he want me to be honest about hope to say it sentence just I don't know Wanting to tell me what you're not me honest Because I maybe maybe I'm not being a friend to you because I think you're being a little weird and off Drug addict and I don't know if I would you know like what it was like if it was your medicine for your feet or

Talk about somebody who won't just come out and say it, you know. Just tell her you're an alcoholic Kyle. Like just saying it in different ways than you did in season one doesn't change what you're doing. Just go ahead. Do it again, Kyle. Use addiction to get somebody right before you use a needing disorder against them. Come in. Well, she actually kind of does because she goes, I don't know if it was the medicine for your feet that makes you extra strange, your stupid feet, feet podiatry medicine, or I don't know if that was your first drink,

or if you've had a couple, or you know, dot, dot, dot, if you know what I'm saying. But something is not right with you, possibly alcoholism. And if you have something that you want to say, just fucking say it, it's not in between your pickups.

So, um, crystal is like, a sudden just walks off, right. So Crystal is like, so, something just walks off, right? So Crystal's like, oh my God, is it more of the same, my brother's so sad. And Kyle's like, yeah. Like she keeps doing this whole, like she's asking me, like she's concerned or something, I'd like to be sharing with her.

Like what should I be sharing with her? Like this is like literally crazy. I mean, she's just gonna say it, right? She can say it, I hope she's just, go tell her to say it. Just tell her to say it. Tell her to do it in front of everybody. I mean, she's just gonna say it right? She can say it. I hope she's just go tell her to say it. Just tell her to say it. Turn to do it in front of everybody. You the story, please. I've been working so hard on those. Chris was a new face. Chris was like, I think you guys are sort of doing the same thing to each other. That's what I'm reading. Hold on. Yeah, my brother says the same thing. He's

also crying, by the way. So, uh, so, this suddenly sits down and they're like, where's a hostess? And suddenly goes, in denial about something and I was like, oh, not on Beverly Hills. So she comes back and to read it's like, you're kicking. And kind of like, that bitch, she's a bitch. And the girl sells like, okay, so now it's time for the weed thing. So the guy's coming out and Garsell's like, I will sue you if you give me weed. I do not want it. And Eric's like,

what happened to my name, fat, what the hell the thing? So the feel like, Eric is kind of, they're all on something else. I don't know what the hors d'oeuvres were, but I would like some. Yeah. So Chris was like, hey guys, so before we start dinner, if we could try to clear

the air if possible, so, okay, so I walked in there, I was about to tell you about my brother, and instead you guys were screaming at each other and kind of took away my brother moment. So like, you were both saying you guys were accusing each other of being dishonest and cause like, well, I don't like feeling like a friend is making veiled threats against me. Sounds like. Oh really? What about the threat of you telling everybody she's a fucking alcoholic?

What you've been doing the whole season? Veiled threat. Cause it was a veiled threat. When you do that and you say what's going on with you and then you say you're not being honest and walk out of there, like what do you want me to be honest about? What do you want me to be?

Okay, by the way, from the beginning of open and honest, this is a real rich line of reasoning here. And truly, in every season, it's like, what are you talking about? Because it's like already in the tabloid. So like, Erica, like you have to address it, Erica. Like it's already on there. Like, be honest.

Be open to us. Now she's like, well, what should I be honest about? Just tell me what I should be honest about. If you have the balls to bring it up and the balls to say that to me, just say it. And then Ann Marie is like, but if you do have balls, please don't play sports. Okay, don't play women's sports.

I mean, I know I'm due here. Right. But I just want to make a mark. I want to make my splash here on Bravo. So Sun's like, in in that room just then I shared something with you that was very personal and then you kind of made fun of it and then Lake Tahoe, you said I was at not that because I was selling my home and buying another home in Belay or just a flock car. It's like a flatten. It's just like I didn't make fun of. I said that I can understand and that's sad,

but I think it's an excuse for your behavior or mouth biggest because like you made an excuse and like, Tahoe, like that because I was selling my own and bell there, you blah, blah, blah. And so it's like you're just deflected and you don't wanna talk about stuff. She's, I'm not deflecting. I'm explaining myself.

Oh really? We're talking about my personal life and I'm sharing with you and I'm being very honest and I'm being very real. I'm being very real with you right now. I'm even richer. There I said it. I'm even richer. The burden of being this rich and not being able to find a man who appreciates a cat sweater that is hard on me. I'm distracted. So in the in the kitchen, chef Chris is like, um, should I go out there while they're screaming at each other? And you're like, no, don't do that. So, Sutton, so Kyle's like, but what you're saying,

you need to be honest with what's going on with you? So then there's that, so then you're perfect. You don't have to be honest, it's fine. You don't have to say anything Kyle, you're perfect, you're perfect. So I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm just saying like, you know, like what if I'm saying, like you're not gonna be my friend and like,

you're putting that out there and then you have the balls to say like, just say what you want to ask. Have that balls. And so I'm like, I'm asking you, is there anything going on? What are you trying to insinuate? That I'm dating an incredibly successful person. And she's like, like, your workout schedule,

doing your eating thing. Oh, really? Now you have the guts to say, I don't eat, you don't eat. Boy, what are you saying? You're the one who doesn't eat. You never eat. So now, Kaus, like, okay, I didn't want to say anything before, but if she's going to make comments about my eating and working out and not drinking, don't make me go there.

Because suddenly literally just pushed this food around on her plate, like my kids do, where they want you to think they were eating their vegetables. Those potatoes just, didn't we just have a whole season about being sensitive to eating disorders? Was it like, you have a big monologue about how you had one and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. House.

Yeah, she really goes from like that sensitive space now to just like, yeah, I'm coming back at you. Also Kyle's like, say what? Say what, what do you, like Kyle's saying over and over again, like just say it, just say it. What are you trying to do with this anyway? It says, doesn't says it. And then Kyle's like, say what? Say, what do you, like, Kyle's saying over and over again, like just say it, just say it. What are you trying to do? Anyway, it says, doesn't says it.

And then she's like, oh yeah, well, you don't eat. Well, you know, that's why I don't, that doesn't say it. Kyle's pre-paired to come at Sutton, but Sutton's not really doing anything. So Kyle just keeps telling her until she says something. It's like, okay, well, you're, you're working out a lot. Like she doesn't even bring up the tabloids or anything

and Kyle is just ready to rumble. So then Anne Marie jumps in and she's like, oh my God, what is going on here? Am I literally the only one who doesn't know? Okay, let me just say something, guys, if you're really friends, you should be able to say things and like you guys are not saying anything to each other right now.

Like, be blunt, like just say what you're saying. First of all, are you not listening? Kyle is calling Sutton an alcoholic and an anorexic, and Sutton is suggesting that Kyle is hiding that her marriage is over. What do you not understand? You're gonna need to learn to read a little bit better in between the lines, ma'am.

If you're gonna stick around. Yeah, so to read, say, a hundred percent degree, and then Marie says, but you're not saying anything right now And so I guess is there something going on in your personal life that you would like to share Kyle and Amory goes, but with what though? With what what are you trying to say and Garsell? Yeah, I mean what's with the new band and so Amory's like, well, that's what she wants to know What's with the new band so Garsell'sri is like, well, that's what she wants to know.

What's with the new band? So Garsell's like, yeah, it is what I want to know. What's with the new wedding band? I mean, look at that piece of shit thing. Come on, Fessop, tell us everything about it. And some's like, well, you haven't been wearing your wedding ring. And she goes, I mean, like, it's in the bank. You mean my big diamond?

Yeah, it's in the bank. Well, you know, now all these things kind of add up, don't they? She goes, oh, so this is what you're talking about because I had a new ring on that I bought. You already knew this. Where are you pretending you've just heard this for the first time? She told you on the phone. Kyle, is that a new ring? Oh, so this is what you're talking about because I had a new ring on that I bought myself on your wedding finger. Yeah. Yeah. You take off your wedding, your giant diamond wedding wedding ring get rid of it and change it within the ring. Yes Who wouldn't ask you about that?

America goes, oh hell I have them one mod and yes, I blank yes, Erica I don't think we're really gonna go for you for evidence yours was taken away We're back on Like clarity on this situation. So yours was like one dude for like clarity on this situation. So yours was like, disaster, Erica. Sounds like, well, I thought it was a makeup band. You know, when your husband messes up and get you get a gift, I mean, I have a diamond cross and Eric's like, Oh, girl, did it burn in the fly time? Are you kidding me? I'm wasted.

I want those hors d'oeuvres. And this was talking about. So I think it's funny that everybody's kind of laughing because it's like not that crazy of a question, right? Like what's with your new band Kyle? And Gressel's like, yeah, I mean, they buy something for you to forget what they did. And Kermel's like, oh my God, yeah, I used to get cars. I got it asked in Martin once. Yeah, every time he did something, I got a new car. It was so fun. At one time I went to get an oil change and they came back with the, what do you call it?

When they go over your whole car, they give me the sheet of stuff. So, God damn it, never mind. I'm fucking stuck. Go ahead, man. So, I'm so excited. Well, she's asking about a sapphire, oh no, I'm sorry, Kyle says, you know, she's asking about a sapphire on a diamond band that I had, Kyle says. You know, she's asking about a sapphire

on a diamond band that I had, which is very beautiful, but it wasn't a gift from Risa. I bought it myself. And so I was like, okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. It's cleared up. Yeah, it starts saying it's cleared up in a way

that'd be like, it's not cleared up, but fine, fine, you know. All right, and phase like, oh, it just seems so inappropriate. Didn't you sell a book about your best friend being murdered fuck off, Faye? Like still. Like I already know how many years it's been, still fuck off. And if anybody wants to know why still fuck off, Faye,

just, you don't even have to read anything. Go watch the people versus OJ Simpson and check out the characterization of Faye. It is hilarious and just awful. Yeah, so, so Faye's like, well, it just seems so inappropriate. And Garstalk goes, who said that? Oh, Faye never mind. So Faye is like, I mean, to talk about her marriage at a table and talking behind

backs, it's just absolutely incorrect. It's just terrible. So Camille turns to Denise because we've dealt with that. Hi. Yeah. Denise is, I'm, I can meals just like loving this, this downfall for Kyle. Yes, and Denise's like, I don't even know

what anything is about right now. It was, and you know what I'm talking about, right? So, so I'm like, okay, so it's clear. I'm clear with him. If we're clear, I'm clear. And Kyle's like, well, it's just a weird thing to say. Like, I mean, Carsel, where'd you get that necklace? Carsel goes, Zara? I'm surprised she wasn't kicked out of Kyle's house.

What'd you say, Pat? So everyone's laughing. Kyle has nothing to stand on here. Like, nothing has been asked that's been crazy. Like, why are you wearing any wedding ring? Erica's just happy that... Erica's like, you know, it's not that it's been crazy. Like why are you wearing any wedding ring? Erica's just happy that she's like, you know, it's not in digs into people's laughs. I don't know why she does it, but I'm just glad it's not me and Kyle goes,

well guess what? I buy things for myself. I bought a Cartier ring with you. You buy rings. I bought my ring myself. I bought that ring, but it's like again. It's like, yeah, but you took off your wedding band and put the ring you bought on your own ring finger. I don't know Kyle. I don't know Kyle. So then it's like, yeah, but you took off your wedding band and put the ring you bought on your own ring finger.

I don't know Kyle. So then something's like, okay, and it's all cleared up. And Kyle still has not heard what she needs to, which is you're dating a famous person. So she's like, okay, so what you're saying is that my husband's cheating on me. Is that what you're saying?

And she is, did I say that? And Emory's like, wait a minute, Kyle can't get new jewelry and Kyle can't get fit. Is that what we're saying? Oh my God. Emory, it's not, wait a minute, Kyle can't get new jewelry and Kyle can't get fit. Is that what we're saying? Oh my god. Emory. No, it's not. It's just not the time.

This is not how you want to come onto this show. You know? And Kyle's like, I guess pretty much Emory, thank you so much for that original point. By the way, make it even worse. I said, don't you guys remember? I said at the retreat that this year hasn't been one of the best, has not been one of our best years Okay, we've had a hard time. Okay guys and think that's marriage

Faith I mean, I know it's not been a great year and I shared this with you guys I shared it. I just feels like a little bit of a low blow. Is that not enough for you guys? No one said anything to you. You're literally forcing everybody to bring this up. Nobody has said anything to you you're literally forcing everybody to bring this up nobody has said it to you so something's like sure she's what do you want more to my husband do have cheated on me and bought me that band that he did not buy me is that where you are and Eric is like well let's not do this right now he didn't buy it he didn't buy the ring so Garsell thankfully is like yeah I don't think Kyle wants to address the elephant in the room. Is there something going on in your marriage? That's the question. Not who bought the ring?

Well great, Kyle. I'm happy. I'm content with all your answers and I'm saying that in a way that says You're a fucking lion. I know all about it. So Faes like it's weird. It's weird that you say that it feels wrong So Kyle goes, hey everyone's saying what's going on with you? I can't afford to feel depressed right now. And now I'm gonna play, I'm gonna express my feelings through a song on this banjo. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, b, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, God, it feels good to be back on the Kyle, the anti-Kyle tree. And I was worried about myself there. What an asshole. And you know what, thank you for not changing, because sometimes there's not a lot of dependability left in our world. And I just feel like the dependability of Kyle still being a dick just makes me feel good inside. It really does. So thank you. Yeah. And by the way, um, the sun is really, this is a good cast for sun, because there have been so many situations where Sun really should be the villain.

And there's just always someone who fucks up more than Sun and she always comes off as not the villain. So good for her for landing on this show. It's really worked out well for her so far. She is giving enough to be like, okay, so I asked her about your wedding band. Who cares?

You know, she's learning like the whole gas-sighting thing like Kyle is. because normally I feel like Seth and Runs Away crying, but this time she's not. She's just like, what the fuck ever. And she's giving Kyle a taste of her own medicine. So I'm enjoying it. Really, there's a shocking, I've said it 10 times, shockingly good.

The season. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, we still have a whole other half of this dinner party to watch next week Can't wait for it can not wait to do all right everybody. Thank you so much for being here Thanks for being on demand video Hey, I love you guys and we will talk to you later this week more Miami Southern charm is coming up tons of stuff still to come We will talk to you next time

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