Watch What Crappens - #2243 RHOM: Tone Deaf

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

Julia throws her F**k Cancer party on The Real Housewives of Miami, but can she get everyone to stop fighting about…cancer? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's been over there, hi, man Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Good my little honey pie. So guys, today is a crazy day because we just did a two hour something recap of Beverly Hills and guess what? We are jumping right into real housewives of Miami. Yeah, you're gonna get the last few remaining cells

I have in my brain. I am officially brain dead after Beverly Hills recap, but that's, I think, actually a good space to be in for talking about my M.I.M. to say. Because, by the way, I love this show. I love it so much. It's so funny, and it is a perfect way to talk about Larsa, who is also brain dead.

So it's basically brain dead people talking about brain dead people, which is always helpful. We are so dumb. We are so unprofessional. We are so unprofessional. We are two unprofessional podcasters. We should really take this from the top and learn the lessons we learned from Larson and Pip in starting up a podcast.

Okay, here we go. Hi everyone, I'm Ben. I'm doing a podcast. I can't wait, wait, wait, wait, what is it? What is it? What's the line like? What's it like? Oh, you say, I'm Larson and then I'll say I'm Marcus.

Oh my God, okay, oh my God, okay, like, straight again, like, hi, it's Lars. Marcus, Marcus. What? Yeah, I'm just up. I think no, like, it's hard. This is separation. Separation.

We have like a separation. You do. I'm gonna do, like, you know what? You a separation. You do I'm gonna do like me You know what like I should do it all. No, you say anxiety. I'll say separation anxiety separation like to what welcome? Wait, what are you saying pod? What's that say cast pod? Huh cast? Separation what you are you are what you say that What's that? Say cast, pod, cast, separation, huh? What? You are. You are.

Why would you say that, Tilly? I love you so much. I'm obsessed with you. I'm like obsessed. You're hot, Bid. You're so hot. I wish I could stick this podcast inside of me. You're like so sexy.

You wanna kiss me? These two. Wow. Wow. My, apparently my Marcus is sort of a variation on Carl and that's just going to be how it is for today. Air Jordan with an H. Air Jordan. Okay everybody.

Yeah. Larissa is given another sack of money for like literally being human garbage. I cannot understand. The great cancer denied. I can't understand it. But you know what? I don't understand math and that doesn't mean math doesn't exist. People use it.

I mean, the tax people know it. So it's a thing. Yeah. This this show is just absolutely wild. Let's just dive into it. But of course, by the way, we're on Patreon. Patreon.com slash watch will crap and so you can watch us and not just listen.

So go check us out, crap is on demand. I'm doing, do that. Get a video. This episode, I started laughing as soon as this episode started because we have Adriana and Julia's practicing for this opera performance has been teased out. Now it's gonna be going into its fourth episode

because she still hasn't sung the opera yet. So we hear Adriana play like a chord. It's like, long, I would just hear Julia hit one note, only one note. And we already know it's terrible. She was, oh, I'm like, nope, nope, nope, no, no, please, no, god, no, please. Adriana is like, something no one will ever say to you when they hear what I just heard. Again. Let's do heard again.

Also, we missed last week. I was just so excited. You did not see a recap last week. That's because we didn't do one. What an episode to miss. The first five minutes was Nicole and Anthony pretending to laugh while they played basketball and talking about how it's they are. Then it devolved.

I mean, it actually ended up being very funny because the entire episode fight was fighting about Farts in a sprinter van. And this true. I mean deserve better fight than the fight about farting in a sprinter. It wasn't farting in the sprinter van. Adriana said you better watch out because I had corn and that because me flotch all ons and then in the bathroom very After they let they stopped to go pee pee. Yeah, they went to like a public restroom and Mary soul said oh my gosh She's got flancho limbs watch out from the wrong stilals in my room and then Adriana heard them was like how dare you do They

You say you're my friend He made public a bathroom. You say you're my friend. I'm a bit problem-time. And then they fight. And then, because then, Marisol's like, well, now I'm going to be trapped. And now we're trapped in the van with you. And he says, well, maybe we're trapped with you.

Hey, there. And then it's like, and then they just start fighting, and Alexia's screaming, and then Alexia's like, you know, the reason why I taught, oh, well, you know, Peter, the reason why I taught didn't come to the party is because of you Adriana. So they have a full on blowout, and then they have to play basketball

on top of everything else. And then Todd is, oh no, and bus, Adriana's like, well, wait till you see my birthday gift. Just wait till you see my birthday gift. Cause she obviously knew what the birthday gift was gonna be. And then Todd has sat the birthday gift in the locker room. He's like, hey Adriana, why don't you grab that box?

Why don't you grab that box from up there, Adriana? And so she's like, oh my God, everyone look, Todd told me this bag, look everyone, look, I had no idea there'd be a bag here for me, everyone look. Wasn't it a gold watch or something? Oh, it was a watch, but it was in the bag, so in my mind I was thinking it was a bag. I don't remember what it was, it was a watch.

It was a watch. I think it was a watch. It was a watch. It was a watch. And the funny thing to me too was that she's trying to prove that she's not a shallow person who only cares about Todd's money by bragging in front of everybody about the gold watch she just did. Exactly. Like the Rolex, he just got.

And then there was also like 15 minutes of all his women failing to play basketball effectively, like just like airball after airball after airball and falling over and it was hilarious. And Adriana at the end of it was like, well, I'm not going to invite Alexia and Marisol to the Fuck Cancer Party because that's at my house and I don't want them at my house. And so that was the big drama of like, how is this all going to work out? Being petty at a cancer party. I mean, this show really knows how to do it. You really does. They don't get to come to my cancer party.

Whoa, really. I've heard that's gonna be a real humdinger there. Julia's gonna sing opera. We're gonna talk about cancer. Wow, please make sure I'm on that list. So, okay, so now the piano practice were a couple days away from the fuck cancer event. And Nicole is showing her kid the new house

and his room and he's like, this room is so little. Yeah, and then we go to Gertie and her son is. To which I say spank, spank that kid. How dear, you get a fucking job kid. How about that? You own grateful little fucker. It was too early for me in the episode for me to really like onboard anything a child would be saying. So I just just went for it. It's like, uh-huh, whatever it's a child. I can't do it

right yet. And then we go to Gertie and she's with her child and they're cleaning up turtle to which I say, be careful with the salmonella as I discuss last season. And then speaking of turtles, we then go over to Stephen Marisol and Steve is like, well, Marisol, you look stylish and you're sling and she's like, well, what's your way? So I have a mwaki and she has now a sling because of basketball. Listen, I'm self-diagnosing when I happen after basketball. I've got a broken hip. I've got a broken broken spindles shoulder, clavicle, I don't know what spindle is,

but I just said that. It broke fine, probably as well. My brain is always broken, which is hilarious. Did somebody write that down? That was funny. We've make t-shirts and say my brain is broken. First one he used out, it's very funny. Well, well, Marisol, let's toast.

And she's like, oh, slow down on the cheers to give your own regular party animal. I mean, you'll get me lit before Kiki gets here. Or just so wild. And then Kiki does show up. And Kiki has a walker because she best up her feet so much at basketball. She's like, who'd have thought me,

Kiki Bar's runway model in a walker? Know what? Maybe I gave Adrianna too much shit last year for her ankle. I could maybe use a limp dick. Would you limp on? Maybe a dick. I love dick. I'm gonna limp on some dick.

My foot is damaged so badly. I'm surprised the bald man didn't just punch me in the foot. That's what they do You can't trust them. So Steve brings a drink and he's like, I'm gonna leave you guys here to consoling each other when you're Whether you're feeling it don't work. Oh Steve God, that's hilarious Steve. Steve go with there be hilarious. It's guys all hilarious Guess what Steve just said to me the same thing I I met the first time I met him in a game or nice sling. Look great man.

He is a regular icon in the gay community. Wow, let's talk about icon, that's me. Let's talk about Adriana. I mean, the moment she got on that Sprinter Vans, she was ready for, she was war ready. She got her sunglasses on, okay? Like, you saw that, I mean, a whole fight over flatulence, over flatulence.

This is it. What is this? She's like, it's a word, flatulence. All right, let me write it down. She can get in. Kiki's like, why don't you just say it simple? Why does that have to be, what is flatulence? Fatulence, that's a, why?

Why? She's like, you know, in Creole, it's so simple. You just say, Patet, who Patet Santi? Patet Santi, Patet Santi, Patet Santi, I mean, simple. Why, there's so complicated flat, flatulent. And I love that by the course, Marisol has like a little driveway sport ready. Like she has every prop ready to go in her backyard.

Yeah. And she has, she's like doing the full writing it down thing. Kiki's like, by the way, who are they talking about now? Somebody is only prison to check in on her. Someone checked in on Kiki. So Kiki, welcome to like about Larsa. I'm sorry, Nicole. They're talking about Nicole and Larsa.

And she's saying like Larsa never checked in on her. Like Nicole called her early in the morning. And in fact, everyone called Kiki to see, hey, how's your foot doing? Everyone except from Larsa for Larsa. I'm shocked. Usually Larsa is known as like such a giving person who thinks about other people. I know, it is crazy. It is borrowed.

And so next we go to a, Alexia and a Burberry taxi ass outfit. It looks like Linda the mom's PJ bottoms on real hot so I was just not like city. I'm just like, I'm wearing my Burberry to go make dough. If I'm making pizza, I am not gonna be wearing Burberry. So, not the Rishie. That's so. It's like, blueberry, thaty. That's so.

It's like, blueberry, that's what it's called. So, it's a double date with a Lexian Todd and Anthony and Nicole and they're gonna go make pizza. And the Lexian's like, you know, although, you know, Todd and I don't really cook, like I thought it would be so fun to like take a cooking glass where like after five minutes we can be like, can we stop cooking? Can we just like eat now? And so that's what we're gonna do. Yeah, but like I wanted to invite Anthony and Nicole

because like I want them to know that like I want to be friends with them, okay? Like that's what I want them to know. So, Anthony and Nicole show up and they start making pizza dough. And of course I'm waiting, because you know every time Anthony comes on screen, it's about how rich he is.

And he's like, oh my God, did you lose your ring in that dough there? Oh, well, that's gonna be an expensive pizza. Whoa! I was waiting for him to talk about how he has a pizza oven in the backyard and brag about how it was like imported from, you know, Naples or something. But instead, we do hear Nicole say, fun fact,

and she's like holding up her invisible apple as usual. Fun fact, I always tell Anthony, like if I had all the time in the world, I would go to culinary school just for fun. And I during COVID, I got a sous-vie machine and I was sous-vying everything. I just got very fancy. I'm like, I don't know those are fun facts,

but I guess it's information. I find that sous-v SUV machines are never fun facts. Yeah. So then Alexi is like, oh my god, I'm so happy that you showed it up at the party that I had. And I was like, yeah, you're both such big people for accepting my apology because I'm in it. I made all nine minutes work. I made every bit of it. You know, next time I'm going gonna split it up into different TikToks.

All right, it did well. It got a lot of engagement. What do you want from me, huh? Yeah, well, you know, the reason why we chose the Speed to Making class is because it took 40 minutes for us to make our dough. It makes the todopology scale down and seem very small. Literally, if todopologizes again,

we could have made like five pizza doughs. That was taking a long, by the way, their pizza dough took a very long time. Does the pizza dough normally take 40 minutes to need? That's, I thought, like, it's- Pizza dough is not easy. And what a weird thing, because the guys are like, okay, we're going to show you how to make pizza dough, but it is like, it cures for 75 hours, so we're just going to give you some.

Just give me the fucking pizza dough, okay? Yeah, if you're gonna also like cut corners, then have them do it for five minutes and you say, okay, well, you just do that for another 35 minutes, but here let's fast forward and here's the dough and now like make a pizza out of it. By the way, they didn't even make pizzas. They just needed a dough for 40 minutes

and they brought up a judo. We didn't even see them put sauce and cheese and all the stuff, That's a fun part. That's the whole reason why you do the pizza class. They just skip the pizza part. That's funny. So Anthony, Anthony, it's like, yeah, well, I was emailing you about that apology because I thought it was fake.

I get a, that's, Todd looks all offended. Yeah, because my receptionist was like, hey, there's a delivery for you and I'm like, okay, bring it up and she's laughing because I'm hiccuping because I'm drinking Topo Chico while I'm doing a recap like a real professional. And she's like, you know, it's flowers and chocolates in a card and I was like, oh my god, what's happening right now? And then I saw this Instagram thing that she showed me. I mean, give me a print and then we see a clip of the Instagram video. Right, it's like three months earlier. And now I say, first of all, I wanna apologize. Hold on, let me get my piece of paper so I know what I'm talking about.

Okay, hello, this is Todd from Miami. And I wanna say, what I said about Anthony was totally disrespectful and came from a place of rage. But what I wanna say is man to man via Instagram, which is should be called Instaman, because it's a man to me in conversation. I apologize. It was terrible of me to therefore to how too hot for therefore supposedly say something about another man that would hurt the pride of a man because he's a man, I'm a man, he's a man, we're real a man! Guess what I'm giving him?

This is the manliest thing I could think of. Flowers, a card, and chocolate, the good stuff, good divers. It comes with no no sarcasm, just some humor, and perhaps a misguided sense of what good chocolates are so please enjoy this care package How can chocolate be bad if it's got the word god in it am I right hold on shuffle shuffle paper shuffle Thank God there for set unto Adam do not mock another man's business It is very unprofessional Zuna Mark another man's business. It is very unprofessional. Fun fact, and I'm being sincere because I'm looking in the camera.

Alexia hates when I mention good diver chocolates because she thinks there's more to the sentence. God diver, look what do you have? You said God I have a something, what else? What do you have? What do you have to do? God diver. God diver, headache.

He's a head-ass. So in love with Todiva. Todiva, Todiva chocolate. So we come back, this thing is ridiculous. And also I remember at the time, I think they were fighting about it at 3. And wait, were they? I just remember somehow,

he got these chocolates and then Anthony made fun of the chocolates online. It was like, I mean, Godiva's the good stuff. Personally, I would have gone with some, and then he named like a really fancy chocolate, which I'm too poor to know about. Kids like to me, milk deds are cream of the crop. But um... Godiva is a very mid-pack to low-pack chocolate.

Apparently, you just have really good marketing. That's what my friend who went to culinary school said. It's fancy for pours. Yeah, there you go. Like a... It's true. A crowd could have it. If you're looking at me, I could have a... I'm like, wow. No, they sell it at Hudson News at the airport, enough said. Okay, let's be honest. It's time to have a reckoning. It's a reality reckoning for good. It's a good, I have a reckoning. Chocolate reckoning. Chocolate reckoning.

You know what the lid off of chocolate? Chocolate reckoning. Chocolate reckoning. I'm blowing the lid off of chocolate. You know what, there's one M&M, she's called the drunk slut. You know whose fault that is? Abby Cohen. Are we?

My Latin teacher was so mad at M&Ms. She was like, she had this brilliant idea. Should I probably just stop? The story I ever know, the story's not going anyplace good. Really? No, everybody needs to buy the Latin teacher who is mad at MMMs. Okay, so there was 1997. She thinks so. So the year is 1997 and she was very proud because she knew that the year 2000 was coming around

and 2000 in Roman numerals is M and M. So she wrote a letter to M and M's or like the Mars Corporation and said that M and M should be the official candidate the year 2000 because of M and M and she was like and they never wrote me back. This is a story she told in class at least two or three times. You shouldn't have written a letter in Latin. I'm just. I mean, I'm not not as far off to the teacher, but you know her ass did. She's like, what?

The codering for your ass. Okay. She's like, et cetera, et cetera. It's all Ibus from the Latin Base what do you call an original word like the Latin root? Yes, they're like we feel like there's a really good suggestion in this letter, but the conjugations are so tricky It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap-ins commercial. Okay, so, um, there is still talking about the flowers and the cards, and Todd is so cringed, and also Alexia looks miserable. I mean, she's just nodding and blinking, but she's not smiling. I don't think we see one smile come out of this lady for the whole episode, really.

So then, well, she's mad at the injustice. She's probably thinking, look, I just did all this bread and they take it away. I'm just basically working for the Mexican. We paid for us to do work. It's not fair, it's not right. You know, that's what she was thinking. She was just thinking about the pizza dough.

So Alexia is like, so Julius, having her fuck counter party, you know, and I'm for sure gonna be there, but like I think it's a little weird, like she's having it at Adriana's house, because last time I saw her was at the sprinter. That's the last time. And at that moment, I said she had a lot to do

with Toddna being there, so she, you know, she took it like a personal thing. I mean, it was a personal thing. You said your husband wouldn't be around her. How's it like a personal thing. I mean, it was a personal thing. You said your husband wouldn't be around her. How's that not a personal thing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got it all wrong, Ronnie.

Here's the thing, it wasn't personal against Adriana. It was a global picture. Okay, listen, that group has a lot of energy amongst themselves. And when you put them together, the thing is gonna happen. So it's still that Adriana then. So Nicole's like, well, I don't know why Todd didn't come to the party.

I mean, Alex again, Todd have like different versions of the story and Adriana has her own version and like I think that the truth is like just like somewhere in the middle and whatever that truth is, we could probably buy it five times over. And so Lexi is like, well, we're not going to fight at a cancer party, which remains to be seen, but not with those guys. I do not believe you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, I sound good.

Hello, do you hear me? Do you hear. Do you hear me? I hear MJ, but it's both of them H. It's both of them H. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Marcus, any microphone? Yeah. Can you hear me? I'm in there.

I'm rich. I'm rich. Very good at things too though. This and that XYZ. I love it. Not in the shadow. You're not in the, no. Your shadow is so sexy babe.

You have a sexy shadow babe. I'm not a fuck your shadow. I'm not a fuck your shadow. Can our shadows have sex? I'm not a fuck your shadow. Oh my god. I like your fuck your shadow. Can our shadows have sex? Oh my God. Oh my God. My shadows make me out of that. Your shadows like raspy and sexy.

What a sexy shadow. Oh my God. The sun moved and I just gave your shadow a going away party. That was so sexy. Like moved. That was hot. That was hot. Okay.

Let's try it again. Okay. Listen. This podcast, this is like a new chapter for me. Like, and I don't even like read. I've never gone into business with a boyfriend, XYZ. I've never really gone into a business. I just resold a few pieces of jewelry from Amazon on top of a roof one time. But I'm not feeling...

Also, I like advertised for a badly-twent, don't speak again. I'm but I'm not feeling any sort of anxiety about going to business with Marcus because we get along so well. Yeah, like business has never come in the middle of any kind of relationship right? Like so the producer is like, if you guys ever gotten in a fight, Laura said, well, only when I like touch other guys like, because like, I'm a tetcher. And like, he doesn't like that. Yeah, he really doesn't like when I get too close to Horace Grant's grandson. He feels like that's really

strange. The way she doesn't move anything in her face. I'm surprised I can even hear a voice coming in it. It's just like I know who's talking but my favorite is that when she starts her podcast She suddenly becomes very sing song. She puts her head to its the side she goes She suddenly becomes very sing song. She puts her head to the side she goes It's larsa peepin and it's larsa peepin and he's like and Marcus Jordan and we're the new host and we host a new You say this part Marcus the host a new podcast. We have seen you know what? Oh, sorry. Why don't we do like half of it? I call it do half and you do have okay? It's larsa peepin Larsa you do you start over. And Marcus Jordan.

It's it's Lauren. It's Laura's. Marcus Jordan. It's Marcus Jordan. No, you're supposed to say, I'm in here. I'm in here. So I did my half an inch.

These two idiots. So it's called this poor girl too. And you can tell like she actually works. Because she is horrified. The producer girl is like, oh my god. I'm going to have to, I'm going to be here all night editing these two idiots. So Marcus explains the podcast is separation exciting.

He's like, yeah, there's just like so much chatter about our relationship. So this is a platform to clear it up. No one is chattering. You are just as thirsty, Erdogan MJ. I cannot believe two thirsty people found each other. I mean, it's kind of romantic actually. You know what?

No one cares. You know what, Ronnie? I went to lunch the other day, and there was a lot of chatter about these two. So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna subscribe to their podcast and find out what's really going on with Larza Marcus.

This is gonna enrich my life. Oh my God, could you please make it about all the nothing you've accomplished? Oh my God. Fuck him, a, c, c, c, c. Someone says the records straight about Larza and Marcus. I'm so glad we have clarity. Thank God it's on the record.

She's like, oh my God, like people don't even like understand, like, I didn't know when I was a kid, like, he's like, yeah, the most common thing people say is it used to babysit me when I was young. Like I never had a job when I was young. So still don't. I mean, you're not that much younger than me. I mean, and it says Larsa 48, Marcus 32. She's like, yeah, it just, I feel like it's like hard to meet someone who

fits all the categories, you know, handsome, kind, air to millions and millions of dollars. Super rich like. It's crazy. And then he's like, uh, so the producer's like, so wait. Gets my ex mad in a very, very specific way. Very few people in this world could. Yeah. Totally. So I'm trying to find this.

I was taking a lot of screenshots yesterday. OK, so she goes, he says, how long have we been seeing each other before? How long have we been seeing each other before we said things to our friends? And she goes, oh my god. Like, we were in the media before we could even like say anything like emberen We get a headline of daily mail Lars a pip in 48 puts on very racy display Showing off her underwear in a see-through casut while arm and arm with Michael Jordan's son Marcus on a dinner date in Miami

Okay, but I really didn't like want any attention at all with Michael Jordan's son Marcus on a dinner date in Miami. Okay. But I really didn't like want any attention at all. It was like crazy that we were in like the media, like. Yeah. Or ass was texting them. Of course there was. Yeah, of course she was. So then Marcus says, yeah, he's like, yeah,

I got like a couple of texts from my mom and some family members. And like, I think there was like, interesting intrigue and I was hanging out and I'm like, it caught some people on the side of my family off guard a little bit. No pun intended, because there's a embassied of all those guards.

Okay, so this whole thing is to talk about your relationship but you're not gonna talk about. You're just gonna say randomly, our family didn't like it but now they like it. You're gonna, if this is an insider podcast does Michael Jordan hate Larsa Has he called her names? Has he slandered her husband at the dinner table? She's what we want exactly That's are they welcome and Michael Jordan's home. That's what I really want to know

I'm gonna say no right because Michael Jordan went on the record and said he's not happy about this. Yeah, and then Lars is like, yeah, but like then, like we had like things to give together like with my parents and then my parents were like, okay, with it. No one cares about what your parents think. Are you kidding? No one is like, oh my God,

the heir to Michael Jordan is dating Lars at Pippin. What do your parents think? No one cares your parents didn't do anything. It's so scary. Oh my God. So the producer asks her, so did you see Michael at Thanksgiving? And she says,

what do I have to talk about him? Like, I don't want to talk about him. Like, I don't have to. Yes, you do. She's acting like, oh my God, I'm so famous. Like, I don't even need to bring his name up. You're literally doing a podcast to talk about the relationship that you're only in because he said, I can't.

I know. Hey, make sure you rate, review and subscribe to our new podcast with me. I like seriously. It's your long bit with you do it. No, I have to do it. I like it. I can't do it. You do it. Okay. All right. Make sure to rate, review and subscribe to our new podcast with. case. Mark, you do it. Okay. Okay. Make sure to read, review, and subscribe to a new podcast with. Yeah.

Like he said. Larsen, Mark, Marcus, should we call it? Mark. Larsen, Marcus, okay, fine. I'm going to do you inside. Okay. Yeah. I want you to, I mean, I want to be inside of you.

I thought you could be inside me. Should we call ourselves Marcus? Yeah. Should we call ourselves Marcus? Yeah. Let's call themselves Marse. Like Marse. They should just be Marse. Just, that must be a Marse.

Ah, so then now we have Julia and Adriana getting into a car and Julia's like, my car thinks dogs, donkeys, goats, they all drive it. Not very well, but we let them do it. God's they all drive it not very well, but we let them do it Okay, so Adriana is going to get ketamine treatment Because psychedelics are coming back to treat anxiety depression and trauma It helps you beat people to the tweet

Fucking ketamine therapy. I went through that in my 20s. I'm still fucking crazy. I'll tell you that much, okay? I mean, it was self-given to me, but still that counts. Why? Why don't I have to pay a doctor to do it? Give me the fucking drug.

Like, they're literally sitting you in a chair for you to do drugs. Is it just to have a fucking babysitter? I'll call a babysitter. I'm not paying some fucking doctor to give me, I mean, I'll pay a doctor for you to do drugs. Is it just to have a fucking babysitter? I'll call a babysitter. I'm not paying some fucking doctor to give me, I mean, I'll pay a doctor to give me the drugs. But not to sit there while I do it. I need Netflix when I have drugs on.

Congratulations, by the way, to the overwork producer who clearly got the phone call that was like, hey, John, we're gonna need to have a storyline for Adriana. Can you figure out something? And he's like, well, I just saw some sort of ketamine argument on real house business. Like, see, he got it, great. Well, put Adriana and ketamine.

He's like, no, I wasn't, didn't mean that. Okay. Because here we are. Ketamine having its second moment in 20th, 20th, 3rd on Bravo. Adriana having therapy with it. So she's hoping it's gonna knock the sadness out of her brain and bring her old self back.

And she goes actually I miss myself. I want me back. I was like really have you seen seasons one two and three? Are you sure about that? You're still there. I would just like to add you are still there season one You is still a live and kicking ask Joanna Cooper Maybe the words maybe the phrase should be alive and slapping. I think people forgot about that. People forgot that that happened. Oh God, they never forget because they never stop playing these, you know, it's like every Saturday. These people are still sent hate mail for shit from 10 years ago. I don't love it. Okay. So, uh, me a lot, she does have a lot of really bad things that have happened, right? So,

she's going to go get trauma therapy or whatever whatever to which I just say give me the drugs. I'm still sticking with it. Trauma or not give me the. So they start talking about this kill cancer or fuck cancer party because Adriana is offered to have it at her house, which of course turned into and now guess what? I don't want Alexia or Mary sold there. So Julia had to be like, I don't think thatia or Mary sold there. So Julia had to be like,

I don't think that's right to do this. It's cancer party. What would God do? She would hit in the leg, poop on floor, little pellets. So Julia is going to call Marisol on the car and invite her. And Adriana is very upset about this because she was, she wanted to ban them, but then she realized she would lose the upper hand in her moral argument. So she's like, well, I guess we decided we're not going to do the, what Marisol does to Alexia. So go ahead and make the phone call because her whole thing is that Marisol puts Alexian in a terrible position because Marisol is terrible like that. And so she's not going be like Marisol and she's gonna let Julia her friend do this.

So they call Julian calls Marisol Marisol, and they're like, oh, what, Julia? Julia, Julia, Julia, I am surprised that you're calling me Julia. Wow, Julia's calling Steve, Julia's calling Steve just ran into a while. That is hilarious.

See, you're hilarious. I'm also surprised because I thought I was picking up a banana and it was my phone. It answered a lot of questions. I never thought the banana rang before. Now I see why I thought that. So. Well, I want to extend an invitation

to celebrate Martina battling cancer. Unfortunately, I will not be successful as Martina in battling Don. And I would like you to come see it, because we have a place for you there. Please come. Well, I would absolutely love to come, and there's nothing that could keep me away from it. It's that Ibrana's house, but unfortunately I just came down with an illness and I have an appointment with the doctor right now tomorrow. I have a medical procedure tomorrow.

I mean, went down time. Am I right? We have to lay down after that. So unfortunately, not going to be able to make it today. You may have already heard about it because you perhaps bought one of my t-shirts that says, Bum Brain is broken. So, gonna have a surgery for that tomorrow. So, she stressed out, Julia stressed out, right? So, Adriana's like, oh, these will be, yes, she was gonna come and then she found out I was with my house.

Sink, you didn't want her to come anyway. Yeah. You don't get to be like trying to have a party just so you can't invite somebody and then get mad that that person didn't want to come to the party that you were throwing just so you could not invite them to. Exactly, although I've definitely pulled them the new for before. And then Julia's like, no, I think you should give benefits of doubt. And it was like, no, I know her longer longer than you and she gives you bullshit excuse and you bite it And you're gullible and Julia's like no, but she cannot manipulate me because he's not a ratio. She cannot It's it's okay. I don't care enough about her So Julia's like really then why are you trying to defend Mary soul? I trauma

Yeah, and then we see a montage of Marisol yelling at Adriana, which is funny because they're trying to make Marisol seem like an abuser to Adriana, but the truth is that like Adriana's so much worse to Marisol, I think, and I'm not a big Marisol fan, but Adriana goes so much harder than Marisol does. This is, Marisol always thinks she's going on. I'm 100% yeah.

And Adriana literally has started it every single time. Every single time. And the stuff is not little stuff either. Like she's like, oh really? Well, let me tell you about Marisol's ex. He's trying to get me out of the tinder. You know, she's trying to say all this stuff. Marisol is like, oh my God, she's farting.

She's like, how dare you. I'm traumatized. Well, there you traumatized me. You're a, how dare you on traumatize me. You're a hater. You're a hater. So, Julia's based like, can I move on? So, they're gonna, so nothing, they get to the doctor's office. Dr. Weiner. Dr. Weiner. Dr. Gretchen Weiner.

And then they basically, the nurse sits down with Adri drone and before she gives her ketamine, goes, now this is what I tell all my patients. You are in our home and we're not going to let anything bad happen to you. But by the way, please put the toilet seat down. It's literally our home. We live here. They won't let us leave.

Well, I can't say the same thing is going to happen to you at my home if you're in the name of Mary Soul, trauma-dised. So then they do this actual drug therapy on camera, which is super weird to me. I don't know that I love seeing somebody so fucked up on drugs. I know. On camera. And I'm not really approved about it, you know, like I love my drugs. I've definitely loved them in the past. But this is kind of like people muttering to themselves

on the street screaming, like it's sad. You know what I mean? I was actually uncomfortable with it because in the beginning, Adrianna sounded like she was having, it sounded amazing. And she was like, oh, my body feels like gel. I'm floating and listening to music and notes. I'm floating, I'm floating.

I'm like, is she gonna get addicted? Like I had not to sound prudish about this, but like, this sounds really good. What if she gets a habit? Is it like, is this safe? Is this okay? Well, there's a lot of like microdosing and a lot of ways that they're using drugs to how,

like mushrooms, you know, microdosing mushrooms and stuff. Where they, I think they're making a lot of progress with therapies like that, you know, micro-dosing mushrooms and stuff. Where they, I think they're making a lot of progress with therapies like that, you know, which is fine. But Ketamine, I mean, just as someone who did a lot of it, like, oh, I don't know. But then also watching her like, literally have a breakdown, an emotional breakdown on camera, mixed with like just being so fucked up, it feels,

I mean, I know, like obviously she's set up to see and she didn't only consent to it. This is what she's doing on purpose, but I don't like it. It was a very like, um, I felt very prudish. I was like, I don't want to watch somebody this fucked up. Like, I've seen it and I've had a lot of drug addiction in my life and in my friends. And I just don't love watching somebody purposely get fucked up on TV. Sorry, okay? No, what? If it's an alternative treatment that works for you, good for you. just don't love watching somebody purposely get fucked up on TV. Sorry, okay? No, what? If it's an alternative treatment that works for you, good for you. I don't want to watch it.

It was very emotional, actually. I was surprised actually that I was moved by it towards the end because Adriana was sobbing. Like, it was a real, that was a real sob of grief for her brother and her father. And it was like coming from like that deep, deep place. She was curled up. She was coming from like the, from her stomach almost and Julia's crying and Julia's gone through stuff.

And I was like, I was emotional just for the emotions that were happening there. But then I got mad when they were like, oh, by the way, I guess it was a little bit later. It's like, by the way, you need to have four more treatments for it to really work. I was like, okay, this is a con. I don't believe it anymore.

Yeah, I don't know. So then, um, Lisa comes to a boat. So there's like a little boat party, and it's for F1, which is people may or may not remember. Lisa went to an F1 party and freaked out. Kiki was with her, and she freaked out on Lenny. That was in the goss. Or was it on the show? That was last year. Well, last year, the issue was like, she's like, I've got to go to an F1 party. He's going to be at the F1 party. And then she went and he was there. And then she said something.

Like, F1 parties are like, it gets very important to Lisa and Lazy social circle. Which, you know, there you go. Apparently, you're not using that. It's self-explanatory. But yeah, that was a huge thing. So that was lastexplanatory, but yeah, that was a huge thing. So that was last year, huh? But apparently, it was a huge bust in Vegas,

because when you were there for BravoCon, apparently they were setting up for F1 and they were like shutting down everything and apparently no one bought tickets and hotel prices were plummeting because they needed to get people in there and it was a huge, huge dud. So.

Oh, ha! Ha! F1. That's crazy. Yeah. Why, I didn't know that. So then so basically it's old queen at the bar, old queen of everyone. I don't know if it's true, guys. I'm sorry. So Jody and Kiki, no, not Jody and Kiki, Jody only Sikam and Laitan, Marcus Kahn and Kiki is party of one. So she's like, what the hell? Well, I didn't know that they were gonna bring boyfriends, like this is bullshit. And Mark, they're like, Larsa also is that friend who just walks in with a boyfriend, says hi, and then turns her back to you and makes out with her boyfriend. It's obnoxious.

Who's your fucking back to you? She's just so gross. You don't have to make out every two seconds. Well, I always think when people do that, that's the mark of insecurity and a relationship. And in fact, the fact that she even said that their only argument was, if she gets too handsy with other guys, I'm like, okay, so you guys have some issues, actually,

because if you're not constantly making out, then there's insecurities when you're around other men. Something is not stable here, and I can suss it out, and you can think me later when it all comes true. Yeah, I mean, the floor is at Marcus, I mean, it's not, no offense, but. Obviously, there's just users,

there's just a user using a user, and there can't just be users. There has to be a giver and a taker. You can't just both be takers, you know? They're here. They've got the money, but he's also wanting the fame, and she's got, I mean, I assume she would still have money left, right?

I don't know, they just seem to be so like, oh, you see. Yeah, they're both gonna be on the traders, right? On the next season of the traders. Oh, I think they are, which will actually be hilarious. They'll be hilarious in so many different ways. I hope that one of them is a trader. I hope Lars is a trader.

She'll be such a bad trader. I'm like a good guy. I do like. Hey everybody, like, I didn't even mean to, like, I just wasn't really sure that you knew us a trader. So like, I told you no, but like, I didn't even mean to. I just wasn't really sure that you knew I was a trader, so I told you no, but I'm a trader. What do you want from me? Fuck off. Alan coming with the spiser.

You won't be. Oh my god. Alan coming. I'm Larsa coming when Marcus is around. Marcus, you're so hot. Yeah, babe, you're so sexy. You're so sexy, babe. Commissures, here comes one right now.

So they're making out and being obnoxious and Kiki's annoyed because she thought this was gonna be a night for the ladies. Like, ladies night and instead you have markets making out with Lars and you have Jody doing his thing, which is that he just stands there and he's like, oh, so she's like, fuck this, you know? Can't be without your boyfriend for three seconds, God. And then Lars, the ever sensitive Lars, okay, Lars is like,

yeah, but you know what, like, I'm just like past this point of like hanging out with my girlfriends, like I did that for five years. Kiki, she just needs to find a boyfriend if she wants all these nights out together. I'm not doing it. You go fuck yourself. You go fuck yourself. You're single.

You fucking selfish ass. Friends are not sneakers. You don't say, oh, I've had these sneakers for a while. I'm not throwing them out. I'm going to be in a new phase. Friends are friends. You're supposed to be able to hang out with them whether you in a relationship or an arch. It's so awful. So amazing how many different dimensions of awfulness Larza Pippin has. Like just my note is, Larza remains a waste of humanity.

So Larza's like, so like, what about like, it's also like, remember when we had that like sports thing? Like I made a wish for you and it was like to find a man. So Marcus is like, you know what? Like I fell and that hurt. And like I think I did it because my shoes, I got them for 39.99 in my, a Marcus is like, you need some joydans Yeah, he's like yeah hook me up bro hook me up bro, you know

She's like yeah, that's the reason why I brought it up I've been pretending like I like you for three months now you still haven't given me a free pair of shoes. What's going on with this? So now Lisa brings up she's like okay, so I was just somewhere with a So now Lisa brings up she's like okay, so I was just somewhere with a tram and curvy and I was like let me be there for you So I was like tell me what's going on? What part of it's supposed to be a secret? I mean, I know the original is Lars so what the fuck Lisa like what's wrong with you people? So we see a clip of the one day earlier and and he says, like, listen, I'm not gonna say, who, wow, wow.

But I found out you have a problem. All right, what are you talking about? You're dealing with a health problem, and I wanna be there for you as a friend. I just wanna know what's the best way to talk to Lenny to someone who has cancer, and or talk about Lenny. And Gertie is like, okay, you know what?

If you bring it up now, you have to tell me. You have to tell me who said this. Because if you bring it up now, you have to give me all the cheetos. I can't give you details. Here's what I know. My son tried to eat two pieces of pizza. It was embarrassing.

He said it was cheat day, but cheat day was three days away. So Grady was like, no, but your father every day is cheat day. What are you going to do to eat pizza to you, explode? And then my mother-in-law came over and said, that was a little hussy. She doesn't even know what that, what, she doesn't even know about the hussy that come through that household. Um, did you really want to know about my medical condition?

Or you just want to talk about letting some more? What? Can we talk about my cancer now? You have cancer. No, I'm sorry, go ahead. So what should we gonna say? No, I didn't mean that. I mean, my star sign is cancer or something, a different thing.

So basically, Gerdy is very, like, immediately knows that it's Larsa. You know, she immediately knows. And she goes, you know what? I tested someone because I knew that they couldn't keep their mouth shut and look at this. And Lisa goes, there's no test here. It's just love. I just want to love on you. And her, she goes, I was testing someone and that person failed big, big fail this time.

Bigly, bigly, bigly, bigly, bigly. Trump Glish. And Lisa's like, no, no, no, there's no testing here. She's one not for you. She's, well, you said you were gonna need everyone. And then I found out why you're gonna need everyone. She's, oh, see, you found that from Larsa. Just say it. She's like, I'm not gonna say who, what, where? Well, how?

We're around what? For the at symbol. What if I could better set it, Lenny told me? Cause this way we could get two people against him. So now we're back in the police. Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, so we're back in the present and Lisa's like, well, guess what, guys, she was not happy about it. She was like, last I told you, last I told you, I knew it, I knew it.

She said it was a test to see if you'd go back and tell everybody. Larissa goes, I don't know if time for tests. I have like a boyfriend. Like, oh, that's like a, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're sick. You're not supposed to be getting upset and screaming. You're not supposed to be drinking. I mean, when I sat there, we were talking and she was like, gonna have a drink or two and I was like, you're not supposed to be drinking. And then Larza tells us, she goes, yeah, like, do you have cancer? Do you not have cancer? Like, who tests cancer? Are you giving cancer a test? That's like so crazy to me. I mean if you have cancer you don't drink and she was like, I have a drink. Like okay, so I don't know. It's like I don't know.

She's like, don't get it. I love how her thing is. A, the drink thing to the side. Like if you have cancer you shouldn't be getting upset. So don't do things to upset her, Gerti. I mean, Larissa. Larissa is the fucking worse. So now she's gonna make it the storyline that Gerti is lying about fucking cancer. I'm, believe, except it's totally believable. But wow. So now, prep for this opera party,

they're getting all set up. And Adrianna's telling what's her birth Julia, she's feeling better, she has a headache, but that's normal, she's gonna go through all four to six treatments to see the change. And then Gerdy, everybody's getting glammed up and there's ding-dongs at Gerdy's house. And she's like, good to fight, good to fight,

good to fight, good to fight. Get it, someone get to do us probably more flowers. Oh my God. And Gurdia is still so furious about Larsa. She's like inventing to Russell and she just had to post on social media. So she's putting that off, but she knew she had to post it because since Larsa's telling everyone, she had to do it.

And she's like, why? Because we have TMZ Larsa. You know what? Larsa did it so sloppy. What if my kids didn't know? What if my family didn't know just yet? And what if it got leaked to the press? And that's all correct.

That's exactly why. And Lausa's such an idiot for not even considering anything when she goes and tells, like, not only does she tell the people in the circle, but she tells Rando's like Zanna, or whoever that girl is. And the other person doesn't even have a name. Remember there was like Zanna and the other lady?

Do. She told other people. So Julie is like, um, Oh, shit's waiting for me. One up with your microphone. I was like, oh my god, you have a microphone? Please no. Please keep it as quiet as possible.

Plains are gonna fall out of the sky. You can't do this. Please don't do it. So, she's rehearsing singing again terribly and she's like, I've never sung in my life. I'm like, you don't say. And she looks. And the birds all fly away. The flock of birds scattering from the tree killed me.

Yeah, I am convinced that that was not footage that they wedged in there. That was real timebirds flying away from Julia. I'm gonna say that right now. Ah. So Gerdy comes in and she gets a drink. They're very careful to be, you know, show her getting a drink, because I guess that's gonna be a story now.

Yeah, so she's like, oh, Kali and Tay, well, I did this all for you, okay Julia? Because we're going to the opera darling. Look at my outfit. It's a very opera darling. And then Alexia is showing up and she hugs Gurdie and she goes, okay, you know what? I'm going to be honest.

I already know. I already know. And Gurdie is so mad. She's shaking her head. And Gurdie is like, what I'm not happy about is that obviously I was not able to tell you myself because I wanted to. And now you can understand how shocked I was here that the superpersonal news was set at a dinner.

And you're talking about those waiters there, those bartenders, there's a very, very disgusted podcast producer stuck there. I mean, God, who else was there? No, no, but I think it was private. Like, if I had to say, like, I would say it, like, it was like private, that she didn't say it to anybody, but me and the other people, and like everybody, but like in a private way. Yeah, she put us to the side and then said very loudly, please bring over four more people,

choose who you want, I don't care who they are, and then we should talk to everyone. And then they cut to Larza going, and then was like I have breast cancer like and then she was like I have breast cancer like and then Like Any breast cancer like It was like a plane flying over Miami with a banner behind it. Hey, I'd puzzle guess what? Gurdie has breast cancer Like

So Just cancer. Like. Like. So, it's not a little plain behind it. That just isn't like. Here to like. So, now Nicole shows up. Anthony's at a business dinner and they're just saying that Gurdie is like saying how like she's trying to talk her down from the ledge. Gurdie's just so mad. She's just really, really mad right now. And how she Gurdie's like saying how Alexia is trying to talk her down from the ledge.

Gurdie's just so mad. She's just really, really mad right now. And how she really, she's like, I really said, please keep this confidential as you didn't do that. And, you know, Alexia agrees that like it was terrible. And everyone's agreeing that it's terrible. But there's all talking about it. Like, Larsa's terrible.

So then Nicole, so Alexia is still trying to stick up for her. You know, she's like, well, to me, she likes to sit at a concern. And the call says, did she? Because like, she called me and she said, what's going on with Gurdie, is it real? And I'm like, hold on, this chicken is almost and boiling in a bag.

It's crazy, hold on. I almost went to the Intender. I would go to culinary school if I didn't already have a full-time job at a hospital. What are you doing, Alexia? You know what? I might as well be a lawyer because I'm suing so much feed. Like it's crazy. So anyway, it's like, is it real? And I'm like really confused because Lisa said she was testing me. So like, is she testing me because it's not real or what? And Gurdie goes,

might blowing, my mind is blowing right now. That symbol that you just saw was blowing of a mind. My mind just exploded. I can't tell anybody now. I cannot believe it. Don't laugh. I'm like, laugh, laugh, I called Nicole and asked if it was really cancer?

So I mean unbelievable. Like do you think Nicole's gonna agree with you? What do you think? What are you thinking? Oh my God. So here comes a special moment for the first time in three years, something delights Russell. He's sitting there alone at a table and the waiter comes by and is like serving him egg

plant and they just keeps on serving him eggplant. He's like, he's like, it's a lot of eggplant. Is this all for me? Oh my God. I thought there were oysters. Or there's oysters. I thought we have never seen Russell smile like this. I mean, he was staring down at them with the, I mean, it was almost creepy.

How big he was smiling. He was so happy. Whenever there were put it, it probably was oysters. I don't know why it would be like pieces of zucchini, but whatever was being put on display, he was so happy. So Marina come, a Marina, Martina comes

and she's got her little tiny dog and she's like, Hello girls. And they all hug her and kiss her and tell her congratulations. And she's like, I brought Bolo here because she was here

for all the treatments I'd like my wife, am I right? I can't imagine any excuse she would use to say why she wasn't there but hopefully it's not something absolutely ridiculous that will mortify me shortly. There's more cocktails and Adriana and alexis like oh wait a minute Martina, wait a minute. This card is from Todd. Who's it longer than nine minutes? It's an auto. It's like one of those cards that has a recording. It's like,

Damn Martina! Congratulations first and foremost to your win in Wimbledon. That was amazing. Watching you play It was a true masterclass. Hold on. I'm tennis. I have sent you some Gdiva chocolates to celebrate your win for not just Wimbledon, but all the tournaments that you have played and furthermore, your cancer. You have won it. You won cancer. Congratulations.

I've got 12 more pages to read. You have the time. So then we go over the Adriana kissing whoever Martín. Oh no, Alexia. Hello, welcome to my house. Welcome to my house. And Alexia is like, um, hello, you've, you know what? I've never been to your house before, but I have to say like very good taste. You've always had very good tastes, always. You know, oh well, you know, Peter, I have no problem being nice to Adriana. I mean, like I meant what I said. And I want no drama tonight.

I'm gonna stay out of it. And if there's gonna be drama, it's not gonna come from me. Cause you know what? Honestly, I'm still too exhausted from making that pizza dough for 45 minutes. I don't have it in me. So everybody is sitting down. Now the girls are sitting on couches.

And so Nicole is like, did anyone talk to Lisa? Because like, I'm not sure she's going to come after that article. And Gertie is like, why would she not come? Why article? Because there's drama within article. And then we see a headline. And basically, Lisa Hockstein accused of planting a listening device in Lenny's douche mobile.

I don't know how I ever missed the story. I didn't even seek this headline when it happened, and I was cracking up. The role of cars in Lisa's life is very fascinating between F1 and now this car. So Lisa's not texting anyone back, and they're trying to reach her, and they're all like, oh, well, she's probably late, you know, and then Alexie explains, oh, well, you know, like something, it's something like, you know, Lenny lent her the car, because it was like his car, you know, like something is something like, you know, Lenny Lenter at the car, because it was like his car, you know, and like he was trying to be nice,

and then like, when is Lenny nice? Like, right now. And like, you know, then she gave the bathroom and then there was like a listening device in it. So there you go. It's also an interesting continuation talking about cars because wasn't it the last episode or the episode before releases like yeah

How come he's allowed to have all these cars, but I've only got one car I mean I'm like this fighting with me over a car. I have children and so it looks like that fight Went into like okay, you can take my car then you know to do whatever and then now he's accusing you're putting a listing device in that car Oh my god, I think the next by by the way, no one said that. I'm just like connecting the stories from episodes. Exactly. I think the next edition of Cars from Pixar should be about the cars in this relationship. It'll basically just be like, Kramer versus Kramer, like Pixar edition.

So now Larisa and Mark is on the line. And the ladies are still talking and Kiki is like, is this serious? If this is serious then that could be a criminal case. And of course, like, how do they prove it, though? Kiki says, there are ways. There are ways to prove it. She's like, oh my god, like, well, I'll tell you this, whoever put that listening device

in probably use gloves. Thanks for you. Wow. I'm twirling going into it. and probably use gloves. Thanks for the... Wow, a twig going into the... A twig in the case. It's like cereal. Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink. How many gloves did you use to put in the listening device?

Good Jack power on the case. So, um, Nicole... No, So, um, Nicole. So, so, so great. So, girl, he's like, okay, then should we check on Lisa then because Lisa's having like a problem or whatever. And Julie is like, well, she's usually late, but not this late. And so everyone's like, wait a minute, what's going on? So, Larsa comes over and she hears the conversation. She's like, well, Jodie likes Hexen Marcus like and he says it's her like coming like and I was like getting line

Hi, welcome to Larson Marcus podcast time line welcome Sun so your legs so hot your voice is like so hot babe. Thanks babe So a dramatic oh, she's probably late. And so then they're like, you know, they're talking about this could be like real. This could be real. This could be like a real thing.

And then Alexia does my favorite thing that she does, which is when she sort of like accentuate someone else's sentence because Nicole goes, because like, you know, like this could be real, because like you say, Lenny is saying that like, she was listening in, like trying to listen to the conversation with the lawyer. And like she goes,

client lawyer privilege, yeah. I love what she does that. Client lawyer privilege, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, because like, well, I don't think Lisa could even do that because like, could you imagine Lisa and like her huge platforms, like going under the car, like putting a device under there?

That is hilarious, right? So funny. Platform shoes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's, I think she's basically saying, like Lisa's too stupid to plan a listen to it. But yeah.

I would guess that the reason Wendy found it is because it's like an apple, what are those called air tag? Where if you put that in someone's car, they're built for anti-stocking, right? Because people were having a problem because they were putting them in people's cars that they were stocking. And then they got in a lot of trouble. So Apple now has a thing.

If you put, if there's an air pot around you, and you leave, something will pop up on someone's phone and be like, there's an air pot near you. Or an air tag near you. I just, I imagine the way Lisa would do it is she gets like one of those iPads that has like for kids where it has like the big rubber handles around it, like shapes like a butterfly and she just puts it on the dashboard. He'll never know. And he's like Lisa.

She puts like a beta cam recorder in there. It was like a giant teddy bear nanny cam on the dashboard. I got him this time. It's a ring cam. It's just like a doorbell. She just left her phone and she's just looking on FaceTime. She's just watching. Jody, he got in the car. Why we have to listen in. It's like Lisa. I see your face. It's FaceTime, she's just watching. Sh, Jody, he got in the car, quiet, we have to listen in. It's like Lisa, I see your face, it's FaceTime. Shucks.

So, now they've been talking about this for a while now, but Gertie sees Larsa, so she goes, no, no, with the gossip, guys, I'm just like, lips are hair and lousy, because what? I'm not talking to you, so don't worry about it. What, what do you mean? Like what gossip, like what?

Like, I wasn't talking to you so it doesn't matter. But wait, wait like what he say angry like? Okay, okay. So the aDrive's like, guys, let's do a toast. It's about Martina tonight. We're not, it's going to be nice to everyone. They're like, fine, and so they do a toast and Gretie's like,

cheers, and drinking is not on my doctors not to do this either. So I will have a sip everyone So Basically, she's like determined to have a fight at a cancer party about telling people she had cancer I mean this show came you really it's like So it's a cancer battle leave it up to real housewives of So it's a cancer battle. Leave it up to real housewives of really Miami, but real housewives of anywhere to be like, we're going to have a cancer fight about someone else's cancer, add a party.

And it's going to be funny. Add it's going to be funny. We're going to make cancer funny. And so then Larson goes, oh, you can snap at me once like, and you can snap at me twice like. But at some point, you're going to wake up the sleeping bear like, and then you're not gonna like it like. You're not gonna like it like. So Lisa calls them and they're like, Lisa, where are you?

She goes, That probably just came to my house. They're like, Why? This show. The police just came to her house. Wow. This show. What is the only show? This is the only show that can make like a, a, a cancer conspiracy theory fight funny and then top it with the police issue about you dropping in a car. I mean, it's just this show just fires all the time. It just fires on all so on just keeps gathering.

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