Watch What Crappens - #2245 RHOP: Cow Pie Pokey

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E05) take on Austin, TX and do their best to fight about idol submissions and pie analogies in the middle of a construction zone. Just remember I AM THE PIE. YOU RIDE ME. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. Rapids, so much that happens. Well, hello, and welcome to Watchward Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. I'm Neil Broves, I'm Ronnie. Hi, Ben, how are you? Hi, I'm good, thanks, how are you doing? Oh, I forgot I had a clip to play for you today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Benooms.

Thanks so much, Ronnie. I appreciate it. Thanks to all the people who are so kind and sending, you know, like writing on Twitter and Instagram and sending messages and everything. It really makes me feel very, very loved. Thank you very much. You are adorable years old. Oh, thank you. Thanks so much.

I hope you find something adorable to blow out. So what are you going to do tonight for your birth? I'm going to do something extremely uplifting and joyful. I'm going to do, I am going to do something that's just going to be nothing but, you know, rainbows and joy. I'm going to go see a screening of the New Color Purple movie. No. Okay.

Well, you know what you did make me jealous on your. Because you know that I'm dying to see that. Maybe I cannot wait to see it. Yep, we're gonna go see it. We're gonna see a screening of it. I'm troll, be balling. And it's gonna be great. I'm gonna go get you please. Face time me, Bering Biff and Tasia.

11 o'clock number. We? I will. I will. Yeah. I will. I will. Yeah, I will. That's a great song. My own ear. I got my choo hang up on it.

Oh my gosh, okay. The audience has hung up on this. Sorry everyone. Welcome to Watch With Crappens. Welcome to Real Housewives of Potomac. The everybody was super glad to be here. We are gonna be recapping below deck med this week. I don't know why.

Really? Because we said we weren't going to. Damn it. We just want to this week. And then after this, we got to be not. Don't block us into it. Don't block us into it. We still have the chance to not damn it, we just want to this week. And then after this, don't lock us into it. Don't lock us into it. We still have the chance to not do it.

Oh, that's true. Okay, you know what, Christina, you might need to edit that part out. Okay, two minutes, 35 seconds. Okay, you know what, here's the deal. We might do a below-deck recap. If we don't end up having time, then we'll just talk about it a little bit on the next recap real house

I was assault like city. So who cares there? You don't have to edit anything out. We're promising nothing. But we do have a busy week either way, and it's time for the Holy Days, the holidays. I mean Christmas is Christmas thing. People are out there shop, shop, shop, and we're going to record our Christmas movie people around their shop shop shopping. We're going to record our Christmas movie multi-episode recap crossover with the reality guys Maddie and Jake. We're recording that this week. That'll be up the week before Christmas, pardon me, the week between Christmas and New Year's. It's a real doozy. We're recapping ladies of the 80s, Colin Adiva's Christmas. So basically it's a movie that has two titles and the lifetime couldn't decide on which one.

So they give us both. It's on lifetime, which means you actually have to watch it on the lifetime website, because I don't know how else to watch it. And so good luck, it's not a great player, but the movie is gonna be... It was free though. It was free to watch. We didn't have to watch that. It was free, but the movie is going to be... It was free though. It was free to watch. We didn't have to say that. It was free, but you know what I kept on doing? It would say, at the commercial breaks,

it would say, you can either watch an interactive ad for 30 seconds and have no more ads or sit through three minutes of ads. So I said, I'm going to do the interactive for 30 seconds. And guess what? Every commercial break, it kept on saying, now what do you want to do? Interactive for three minutes. I was like, you're a liar. You're a liar lifetime. I kept on getting served as the entire time.

I was so mad. I couldn't even figure out the 30. So I mean, I kept clicking the interactive one. And then I couldn't do it right. I don't know what I was interacting in correctly. So then I had to end up restarting it and then watching the ads anyway, but there were never any ads. So there you go. I think I was like the whole time.

Oh, it was like the three minute ad was the one that actually was the better up choice. Yeah. I kept on having to watch. Man, I watched like a million times. What's your face from Guardians of the Galaxy? It's always held down like doing a spot for T-Mobile, like a million times. But the point is this speaking for T-Mobile, like a million times. But the point is this... Well speaking of T-Mobile, I mean, we might as well be doing them one for them right now because they're mentioned today

in Real Housewives of Potomac. You're right. Either way, I'm just gonna say, this latest The 80s Christmas movie is absolutely horrible and we're gonna have the best time tearing apart. Like it is the worst one we've watched so far far we've been doing this for about four or five years And like this is by far the worst want the very very worse It's gonna be hilarious tearing it apart. So I everyone should just you have enough lead time to watch this movie and join us later in the month for that

Yeah, the writer of the movie Left a comment on our post about it and said, oh my God, thank you for Covering my film my film my film or whatever and I was like, hold on I just wrote please don't watch this. This is not real. This is going to not be a good day for you And it's right before Christmas or right after Christmas in his case and listen You know, go do something else. You don't need to hear how much you suck. Okay. It's Christmas time. The only people who should hear how much they suck right now are bad, bad children who don't get anything. That's right. So, yeah. So if you wrote, if you were involved with the production of Ladies of the 80s, a diva's

Christmas, you probably should not tune in because it's going to get rough. Stay away. Stay away. Stay the hell away people. Okay, so that's gonna be really fun. I'm excited to do that. But today is Real Housewives of Potomac. Wow, this show, Halt Larry is. I died laughing at this show. So funny.

It came to Austin where I live. You know, it's like, woo-hoo, they're gonna come to Austin and then they put them right in the middle of fucking construction. Who books these traps? Like, who that booked was? It was, it was not just like construction

out of just their windows. Like there was a whole scene of Mia and Rob and walking through a construction site. Like you could barely hear them because there was so much like hammering and drilling. Yeah, even the part where they're sitting there all having drinks by the pool or whatever, you hear construction going on the whole time.

Come on guys, really? Did the hotel fans at really give you that much to you? Yeah, it was it was a disaster, but it was a hilarious episode. I was cracking up the entire time. Very funny. And you know, there are a lot of people just so busy on that. First of all, there are a lot of Wendy fans, like a lot. I find Wendy okay.

Like, I mean, I like Wendy She seems like a good person. I'm not a big hater or anything, but man I can't believe she has so many hardcore fan fans like they love Wendy and I don't know like I feel like To have like real true group of fan fans. You have to be like really fun or funny or fab Like there has to be something like what is it? What is it with Wendy? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I, I was pretty,

it's really funny. It's really funny. Yeah, I mean, she's smart, which I think is, I've always liked how smart she is, but like I've said many times now, I feel like she has actually kind of dumbed down her honor persona, but also I feel like,

Neckah, this is, I don't think that she's lying. And I feel like it's a really like sucky position to be in. And, uh, and I don't know. I'm, I'm surprised that people are like, Oh my God, Neckah is like so thirsty, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, but it was Wendy's mom who called her up and said all this stuff. Yeah, that's how I feel too. Um yeah, the comments are really pro-wendy, even when the evidence is mounting, I mean, Wendy's just full of shit. Like she's completely full of shit

and we'll talk about it today. Now, why? I don't really even understand why the lies. They're not big lies. So I don't really understand why the lies. But she just keeps kind of bringing it up like, oh, here's the proof, like as we'll get to in the recap, I'll get to some of her texts and stuff later

in the episode as we get to them in the show. But I'm like, when the, why are you posting this online? You're not proving your point. Like she's making all these tweets or Instagrams or whatever, he's like, well, here's proof that she knew me the whole time. I'm like, yeah, but you're saying that you didn't know her. So now you're only kind of proving her point.

You know what I mean? Like, her arguing is she's trying to do these gotcha things, but they're only making her look like more of a liar. And what she's lying about doesn't even matter. Who cares if you know each other? Who cares? Like, I don't get it. Yeah, yeah.

Now, I haven't followed a lot of the fan reaction to this whole thing, but what I have seen has been people sort of making it seem like the new girl is really thirsty, but I actually feel like Neckah seems almost exacerbated. Exhausts. No, exacerbated.

Not exacerbated. Oh, I can't think of the word ex- Exhaust- exacerbated? Not exacerbated. I can't think of the words. Exhaust- exacerbated. She seems exhausted. I'll say, Exhausted. Exhausted.

No, not exasperated. Exhausted. I'll just say, Exhausted. She seems exhausted by this. She doesn't seem like this. It doesn't seem like this is a fight she wants to be fighting. She seems like annoyed.

She seems frustrated. She seems like, like her reaction seems to be like, what the hell, why are you doing this to me?. She seems like a noir. She seems frustrated. She seems like, her reaction seems to be like, what the hell, why are you doing this to me? It's not like I'm coming here to start a fight with you. She was pushed into the situation by Ashley. And then she's like, she's exasperated. Exasperated.

That's what I was coming up with. I said exasperated. You said no. I thought you said exasperated. I said exasperated. Exasperated. Oh, I didn't agree with that. Exasperated. Okay. Well, maybe I thought I said eggs. No, I said that's a bit of exasperated, exasperated. Oh, I didn't agree. I did.

Okay. Well, maybe I didn't say that. He knows I said Excalibur Hotel, which probably is less annoying to stay at than the fans out hotel. Probably, probably. But it's, and it's not all, but a lot of the commentary or the comments I'm reading online, the tweets and stuff seem to be accusing NECCA of only coming on here to mess with Wendy's Nigerian status on I mean, it just seems so bizarre to me like I just don't really get how anybody else is getting that but

I mean whatever. I'm sure we'll hear from from you guys, but I don't I don't get it and especially after this episode So let's get started shall we so we start by going shopping for the trip, the trip to Austin actually comes into this store and it's basically all bikini tops and stuff. And she's like, wow, I feel like I've walked into my home, which is a seaside by the sea shore. Yeah. And she's really excited. She tells us she's like really excited to invite the girls to Austin because it's so Spunky. That's such a strange way to describe the city. This city is really spunky Well spunky that's on flare. I think you know just it's a great place to let your hair down I mean isn't this long and like keep us and weird. I mean, I think it's like the perfect place for like these big like these hoity-joity-up-tank ladies.

Ha! Um, I'm gonna take Ben to Mesa Arizona for his birthday because it's... Spunky. Well, it's got some Spunk. You can say what you want about Mesa Arizona, but there's some Spunk there, okay? It's got a little Spunk in it. Spunk in the trunk. Yeah. What makes it Mesa Arizona spunky? I don't know, I don't remember. But I just remember thinking, wow, this is a spunky town. I don't do I need anything else?

That's it, it's spunky. That's it, spunky. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about, Mesa Arizona. I will say Austin has not really kept itself as weird. It is still pretty weird. But all these LA people come and they would take money. I'm just kidding. You can only support so many tech bras

before you lose your weirdness. Then it just becomes tech. Then it just becomes my first. You know what I like guys and vests, you know? Yeah, my sister went to college here, so I lived here years ago for one year. Like New York would make me nuts. So I lived here one year,

then I would go back to New York. Then I lived here another year. So I have some time back in the day before it all changed. But you know the time I realized Austin really had changed, I was at the hotel van Sant. Isn't that crazy? They have a bar there called Geraldine's. And I was in there because my cousin, husband, Reed, who just had a baby. So congratulations. Congratulations. You're a baby in Jenna. The Reed brothers, orchestra. They just had a baby named Ila, Ila Ran.

So congratulations everybody. So anyway, he was playing there that Geraldine's and it was filled with fucking douchebags. I was like, who are these people? They were so rude. They were just so rude like to the musicians. They were so rude to the people running the bar. They were so rude. They were just so rude like to the musicians. They were so rude to the people running the bar. They were so rude to the waitresses. Fucking douchebags.

You know? And I asked the waitress, I was like, what's up with all these dickheads? And they were like, oh yeah, they're Daryltech people. That's just how it gets sometimes. And I was like, oh, wow, Austin really did change. Yeah. Toms are a change in. We're going to have to find a new weird city maybe Mesa Arizona New weird Let's make Mesa Mesa is gonna be a thing. We're gonna make it happen I feel like I can't remember the crap that's economy is coming to you Mesa Arizona watch the fuck out Yeah, it's the crap in effect

So the point is that Austin is spunky and actually wants to go there. I think she just likes spunk. So Mia, then everyone's talking about the, uh, the Austin dread. And the reason to get nasty. You know what? If it was good enough for Mary Tyler Moore, and it's good enough for, remember? No. Because you've got a lot of sponsors. Oh, thank you.

I hate Spunk. That's my way of trying to cover my trap. My ass, because I was being nasty. Yes. I try to bring it back to wholesome sitcoms. So Mia is like, well, if we're gonna go into this trap, like with negative energies, it's not gonna go well.

And then Rob and Zine, going on a trip with these ladies is not number one of my list of things that I really wanna do right now. I'll tell you what's number one, Hado K. Hado K. Hado K.

Keep Austin, I don't care. Hado K. So, Jacelle's like, oh my god, Texas is a mess. Austin, I mean, what's up? What's their slogan? Weird people? Weird people? Is that their slogan?

Weird people. Weird. I like, she just slams this whole state. Texas is a mess. Candace is saying that she can fellowship with people that she's in good place with. And one day's like, you know what? Maybe we'll have some fun because I damn sure it ain't have fun at pickleball. Well, I would just like to thank the editors for not flashing back to flap your flap your flap your flop while you're flop. Prancing around screaming your flop over and over again.

So you're welcome audience. We didn't get it from the editors, but you got it from me. So then Karen's like, well, maybe actually we'll have better luck at hosting an event for the girl. No, I tried. I'm that happy if she needs some help. Mom, the fence, get on and ride me through a window. Me and ride me like any fence gets rid of. So just all comes into the store and it's like cold. It's cold and rainy.

Are you doing this to me? Ashley, I mean, please, I know I'm no angel, but please show me some grace with this rain and I will learn to adore this store. So they just do a little shopping and she's asking if they're staying in a five-star hotel and he's like, oh my God, please tell me where am I sharing a house? Which you're the last one who rented a disaster house. So, well maybe that's why she's saying it.

Maybe that's why she's saying PTSD from her own failed Miami trip last year. So, so they're like, uh, talking about like, what are they gonna get? Whatever. And Juzelle's asking if they're gonna have a drinking game and she's like, I like Karen when she's the good up. I mean, it's like, Oh, yeah, Karen's been on the Genju's all week. And then Juzelle's like, no, she's been on the crack and juice.

It's the crack and juice. So then we just see clips of Karen being drunk and doing morning drinking, where she's like, this is my out of the bird cocktail. I'm at the pickle ball game drinking more. And Jacelle's like, I mean, listen, okay, guys, we have things to talk about. Now listen, do you think Neckah could be lying about all that she said because that was a lot. That was a lot, ah. And she basically, she's basically,

it feels like it's like a really big accusation and that she just doesn't feel like Neckah would come into this group and make that make up that kind of lie. And they all kind of agree. And Ashley, Ashley agrees mainly because she just feels she's like, well, the reason I didn't completely dismiss neckazaccusation, even when she made irrespective of the fact that when these my friends are like the way she delivered this information, she just was like, had such conviction behind it.

Yeah, and I mean, whatever, Ashley, you have a lot of conviction in everything you say and you'll have like hell. Also you started this. So the reason you completely didn't dismiss Neckah's accusation is because you started a big fight that the mom was probably calling and I'm fighting about like you know. Because you started it, Ashley. So she's like, yeah, personally, for me, I'm shocked because Neckon knew that prior to coming to my house.

Oh, okay. So they're saying before she even told Neckon all this information, wait, hold on. It was at Ashley's housewarming that she told Neckon all this information about Wendy, right? That, okay. So she's saying all of this predated Wendy, right? That, mm-hmm. Okay, so she's saying all of this pre-dated that, right? Okay, so that takes away everything I was just screaming about, so sorry.

I'm not totally sure, but Jacelle's like, well, you know, like why didn't, you know, Jacelle's like, well, why didn't Wendy's just say, hey girl, I know you already and both Jacelle and Mia are kind of like, tell me are kind of like why was it? Why was the conversation like, hey, I know you already, your mom is calling pissed off at my sister, right? Right. And so, yeah, so they are, they're just not sure why that communication is like that. And just I was like, I don't think she would have volunteered that information. I mean, I was like, why, why not?

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then we then go, this is weird because if you remember back to that party, when they were saying, so Wendy, do you know she's a fellow Nigerian, do you know her? And Wendy's like, um, I've seen her, but I, you know, like I don't know her or whatever, but I've been at things that she's at. And then they asked, um, they asked Neckah the same thing at some point. And Neckah said, no, I mean, I don't know where I've met her before, but like I don't know where nowhere. So they were both on the same page

then about not really knowing each other. There did seem to be some uncomfortable energy about it, which from Wendy, but of course, this is all hindsight. You know what I mean? But there was kind of some weird energy coming from Wendy about it. And she's been giving the same, like not telling the whole truth kind of an energy. So I guess Wendy knew that her mom,

I guess they were already. I will say, what do you think is the bottom line here? Why do you think that Wendy, why do you think that Wendy's mom, if that all happened before, that change is everything for her. I'm not sure I trust Ashley's timeline.

I believe that Ashley served this stuff up and Wendy went home and told her sister and her mother just got through the family, the mother was like, well, fuck this lady, you know, yada yada. And I think this is all Ashley's doing. I also think, though, that for as much as Wendy later on in this episode is like, I can't believe you'd come on the show. And we're both from Nigeria.

We're supposed to be sisters and all that. I didn't feel like Wendy was acting very sisterly to Naka when she first met like quote unquote Met Naka in the context of the show So you know, I don't know But here's the thing about the timeline. They're saying that the party was on the 12th and that the phone call was on the 7th So it did pre-date Bat From what they're telling us on the show. So I don't think it's just Ashley's timeline

It does seem like the mom was calling and saying that it was for cloud actually I have one of my talking about you guys By the way, I know that we're like talking in circles, but that's what this plot line is doing. Okay, okay Blame this fucking plot line because it's confusing as hell. Okay, so this is a good time to bring in Wendy's tweets So guys I got this from Twitter because that's where you get tweets from, okay? Some people call it X now, but I can't. So doc, because it's hard, okay? So Dr. Wendy Ocefo says,

sigh, sigh face. I have really been minding my business this season and not reacting tweeting about Potomac. But this narrative is getting malicious. You say you don't know me, but a year and a half ago, before we started filming, you kept pressing Lebi to ask me to have dinner with you.

Okay, she didn't say, you don't, she didn't say she doesn't know you. She said she doesn't know you very well that she had met you. Okay, so this is the tweet. This is Leba tweeting or Levy. I'm not sure because they pronounce it different ways on this show.

Everybody pronounces it a different way. So she says, hey, Lev. And then she says back to her, hey, love, how are you? And she says, I'm good, darling. How does your schedule look? I'd love to get together for Brentard dinner. My in-law just moved here from LA and Bravo's production team has approached her

about coming onto a show. And then Wendy says, Hey, Twin, my schedule is netty. Just let me know some days you're available. Okay. That's the first thing. Come on, kiddie. Let me read my damn tweet. So then some of the comments are like, this proves Nekka was telling the truth. You knew Levin. Nekka didn't know you. Some of the comments are like this proves Neckah was telling the truth. You knew Levin. Neckah didn't know you Okay, someone else says Wendy this proves Neckah has studied the show by way of watching and asking questions her and her husband are on an agenda And then someone else says this doesn't help your case. It seems like Neckah is telling the truth if she was coming on the show It makes sense for her to want to meet you you talk about being from the same tribe. So you should have welcomed her so then

Yeah, it's just repeated that tweet. Well, let me see if there's anything else. So yeah, it sounds, oh, so then Dr. Wendy, someone tweet, this is Wendy replying to someone's tweet that says, I find this interesting, I like these picks back in 2020 and now seems to have recently unlike them, seems weird to do that.

Then again, it could be nothing. And these are from the Sip and C last year. And Wendy says, child, not him liking the Sip and C pictures, then unlikeing them, been fans since the beginning. So Wendy is saying that they're just fans of hers. So Wendy does believe it's capable. It's, Wendy is okay to believe a story that I like to photo then didn't like.

Was there a photo, was there evidence that he liked it and then he didn't like it? Yes, there's screenshots. Who took screenshots of him liking? I don't know, like, that's so crazy. I guess people are so crazy. But I just think it's funny that Wendy would deny that Eddie would be friends with,

I can then unfriend him and then, but she's all in on the idea that I liked a photo and then, you know, unlike him. But she's also putting out proof that she knew that Neko was being approached to do the show or a show that was there and they were trying to get in contact with her. So that's not really using her for cloud if they were already in discussions

with her to be on the show. And I don't know why Wendy's putting this stuff out because it really isn't helping her cause. You know? I just think it's funny when reality stars complain about like people using cloud chasing. If you're a reality star, I feel like it's inherent in the genre. Being on reality TV is the thirstiest thing you could do.

And there's not even any shade about that, but you want to put yourself out there to expose your life to people. And then you're like, oh my god, I can't believe like someone would be thirsty like that. It's like, yeah, but you're on reality TV. This is what it is. Yeah. Okay. So back to this. So just actually in Mia are all gossiping about this. And like, did the mother send your info to the shrine or not, you know? And then we go to Eddie and Wendy and they are eating, they're going to let's together. And Wendy's stressed out. She's promising that she'll relax, you know. And by the way, happy Eddie is Eddie's weed company, which I didn't know.

So I'm gonna told us, thanks for telling us. Look at that. I was like, what, why would you wear a sweatshirt that says happy Eddie? But they, you know, because they're selling. There you go. Yeah, they go to a restaurant called EDR, which stands for E Drink Relax, I suppose.

And I was very distracted in the scene because they're put at a high top, but their stools are not high enough. So the entire time, they're sitting at this table, that's way too high for them. Did you notice that their elbows were so high on the table while they were trying to talk? I was like, okay, this is just not right.

You know what other show that just happened on Mary to Madison? They showed a scene in Fadras house where Fadra is sitting at her dining room table with Heavenly and Dr. Chackie, and it's too high for Fadra, like her chair is a too short horse. So she's like this, she's like,

well, wow, she looks like a little girl version of Fadra sitting there at her dinner table. And you know where else you can find a situation like that is that Tom Tom, if you ever sit at the bar at Tom Tom, it's like normal chairs for like a counter. And like the bar at Tom Tom I think is normal bar height because you know there's a difference between bar stools and counter stools. Maybe they got counter stools or something, but counter stools are shorter than bar stools.

So like counter stools, you use with like a kitchen island, but a bar stool you use with a bar. And I just remember a few years ago, going to Tom Tom and sitting there and I was like, why is like my chin at the bar level? I was like, why? This is not how bars are supposed to work. You're supposed to be up high. You're still be able to like, see, be eyeed eye with your bar tender.

And I'm just like up there like putting a drink on the counter like a little kid. It was terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Okay, so Wendy and Eddie. So Wendy is saying, yeah, you know, pickleball was too much. And Neck is sole motive is to attack me within this group. And the only time Neka pipes up is if it involves Wendy Ocefo. Okay. Well, I mean, if your mom called to threaten me, you know, an ishrine in whatever way, I'll bring it up. I mean, yeah. And then Eddie is like, I would. Yeah. Of course, especially for on a show. And so Eddie is like, yeah, how did it all go left? Because I remember just like talking to my guys and then all of a sudden I've started seeing this

furniture moving around. And so then, and when he's like, no furniture was moving, he's like, well, look like it was moving. And so then she's like, you know what? Like, this is her second time meeting me within the group. And on your calling me bitch. You're calling me bitch. Well, she didn't just walk up and say, like, shut up bitch.

Like you guys were fighting. Like it was a natural progression. And not only we as fighting, but she was like, you kept on interrupting her and you were like, discounting her. So she just got agitated. It's never nice to call someone out of their own name. I get it.

But also Wendy telling it back makes it seem like Wendy was just sitting there, toasting waffles, doing nothing wrong. Completely victimized. She's completely victimized as a person who said to us. I don't know why I said to us. I think it's because I just have breakfast. I had French toast, which is really an apricot. You're really an apricotist place today.

I would have loved it if she was making waffles. Imagine if it was a waffle party, just a little waffle iron. That really is how to win us over as fans because I feel like we would be on different sides in this fight. Yeah, if she was like, you know what, we're gonna do the dance that of watching me eat steak.

We're gonna show me making waffles. I think we would have both been like, you know what, team Wendy and her mother can threaten whoever the fuck she wants if she can make waffles like that. If Wendy just brought like a little waffle iron to pickle ball and was just like flipping it over while Neckah was like like you know what your mom submitted my name to a shrine and Wendy's like well I'm making waffles I'd be like guys got aside with Wendy on this

one. If Wendy's mom was just like you know what I submitted your name to a waffle and ask anybody in town when I submit your name to a waffle you And ask anybody in town, when I submit your name to a waffle, you're going to have some delicious waffles. I think everybody would be like, oh my God, when do you mom is amazing? But as it is, it's a shrine, OK? And it's not as flattering.

So Wendy again says, oh, she said that my mom called her. No, she didn't. She never said that. And stopped trying to say that to make it look like she's lying because she never said that. Stop changing the words and said something about a shrine and then we go back to the lady shopping and Jacelle is like, well I asked Jamal, the holiest person in the world who allegedly moral author-in-the-credited somebody's a very young from his congregation. The religious authority, Jamal Bryant, about Dominic's demonic spirits, and he said, that

shit is real. Don't mess with it. Yeah. And she said, yeah, Jamal, don't play with it. And then, she's like, yeah, do you feel it? There's true to it. And she's smart. She's like a lawyer.

And that's my linker. And so they're all like, yeah, Nekka's like really smart, I was like, and she's smart. She's like a lawyer, that's my linker. And so they're all like, yeah, Nekka's like really smart. And she's also like, she's smart. She's not gonna make up stupid stuff for no reason. No, that's more my department. So I 100% believe Nekka. Ah. And now on Wendy's defense now.

Of course you guys just don't like Wendy. You know what I mean? So of course you're gonna go with the ante. Yeah, you guys just don't like Wendy. You know what I mean? So of course you're gonna go with the anti. Yeah, you're gonna just go with whatever anti-wendy storyline comes up and it's not like we don't all know that. So you all stop pretending like, oh wow, it's just that Neckah so smart and Wendy's not because that's stupid.

Okay, they're both too smart people. And you're talking about two smart people in a very crazy argument. Yes. So just else like, yeah, and like, let's do what's about Eddie, Eddie and follow you. And then I sang square up, square up, like be a man about it. admit, admit whether you unfollowed me. Yeah. And so then we go back to Eddie, that the restaurant, he's like, you know, I don't have any problems with anybody. I'm happy Eddie, TM,

and I don't have any problems with it, no with anybody. And it's like the first time I met this dude, it's like, we just figured out we all went to college, Mark, I don't even know who this person is who I added on Facebook eight years ago and it was my Facebook friend until my wife told me to unfriend him. Okay, and now here we go with some more fishing mess.

So the producer asked Wendy, so were they Facebook friends, was Eddie ever Facebook friends with him? Very clearly. And then Wendy's just kind of looking around and she goes, um, it was a college campus. Like, I don't know everybody I went to college with. Okay.

Again, why aren't you just answering the question? Why are you answering it like that? If yes, we get it. It's a college campus and you don't know everybody I went to college with. That's not the question. I mean, if you're going to like avoid the question, why don't you just say, probably he's, who's not friends with people they went to college with? You don't know any, you don't know every

single person on your Facebook. Yeah. Well, but the thing is that even if, like, because also who knows who added whom, like maybe maybe I met Eddie at some function and added him as a friend and Eddie accepted it and then Eddie was, you know, they just, I just like, I don't know who this guy is. Because I have people like that, I mean, that some of them continue to go. But if you go and you unfollow someone and in this timing window, then it shows that you're like,

there was some intentionality there, right? Like that's too coincidental to like, if there's someone who's just like in your Facebook, you'd like in your Facebook feed, and then like you unfriend them just when all this stuff is surfacing, that's where it's fishy. Yeah, but I just don't understand like the little the minutia.

If you knew him, just say you know him on Facebook, it doesn't mean you knew him knew him. Everybody can understand that. But to be like, well, so windy, were they friends on Facebook? I don't know everybody I want to college with. That makes no sense. Like she's, she's obfuscating for no reason. Like I just don't understand what the runaround is. So Eddie is like, okay,

so you guys are going to Austin and so you're gonna keep things weird between you and Neckah, huh? And she's like, yeah, but you know, like we're from the same tribe. So your agenda is to attack your sister. Just don't get it. Right.

So now, me and all the other women are still shopping in Brazil. It's like, I hate when people are like, oh, you know what? I don't know what your mama's doing on Eddie. You know exactly what Wendy's doing. They're all working together off. For evil. I cracked them.

They're all working together for evil. And they're actually like, okay, okay, then if you're going a little farther, then you're okay. So now, Nekka and I go to an OBGYN appointment because they're trying to have a baby. And she's talking about how in Nigerian culture, it's all about as soon as you get married, you gotta have a baby, you gotta have a baby, and then to see proof of it,

we see her face timing with her sister and her mom, and they're like, when do you gotta have a baby? When you gotta have a baby, do you have a baby? Yeah, do you have a baby? Hey, you got a supermarket, you find a baby there, you're gonna take a baby? You gotta get a baby, yeah, no baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Yeah.

And then the doctor who I would have fired immediately comes in and is like, oh, hey, oh, hi, I've been to your town. I've been to where you're from before. That is crazy. So Neckah, what's going on with the pregnancy? And I was like, well, we need to have sex more. And he goes, um, yeah, he does. He goes, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He goes, yeah, I think he does. Because he's right here. And he just said it. So it's like, okay, you're done. Taking the husband side and an OB-GYN appointment. No, sir.

This doctor was so casual. He just sort of like sat there and crossed his legs and sort of like fold over on himself. Like it looked like he was like at a bar. Like you're just like, yeah, yeah, I got to have more sex. That's probably what you got to do. You know, Nigerians are super fertile. So it's just about getting more sex, just getting it in there. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like, so your sperm cow's up. Who cares? Really? I mean, okay, it's well. We'll

get there. Okay. So like, well, that's, I mean, That's something that's important, you know, so but I like no we just need to fuck more so then And basically Nekka is saying that Nigerians are very fertile and they normally get multiples just by blinking But she doesn't want to wait another six months, you know if she could do it right now And so she's just not getting the answer she wants there, you know, and it for her life to be over. Yeah. Yeah, I honestly, I kind of tune out during BBC during I do two kind of scenes like I get it, like, but I've just I know it's a real thing. I know it's a thing that people go through and maybe people watch this show. And also, I love these scenes. You know, and I want to sit through a pooping scene either. That's real Bookers are real. I don't want to see you pick one

I think it's a way to show humanity and make people connect with her, I guess, but since it's not really in the area that I'm like particularly invested in I'm just like whatever also didn't need to have like a full-on cartoon of Iksperm Also didn't need to have like a full on cartoon of Ike's sperm Just because I didn't understand why why we needed an actual illustration when he says like I'm pretty sure my guys are like Michael Philps thickets swim and then we see like He's like says his sperm or like king or something and we just see like sperm. I will move the crown I was like that's cute But like I'm starting to feel like this show is turning into blind date with Roger Lodge. Like as a little too many things happening on screen right now, we just like peel back

from the pop-up video, just a little bit atomic. No, I was like, picing. I didn't even see me that. I was like, well, you missed some really wonderful on screen animation. Okay, so now we go to Mia and Gordon. Oh my God, this fucking scene. So I guess Mia has decided she's got explained to the audience what's going on. Now another person who's completely full of shit, probably the most full of shit on the show, which is saying something because now she's also on the show. But Mia is just a load of horse

shit. Oh my God. Okay, Mia. So the reason you're mad at Gordon who just lost everything and whom you've admittedly married for his money, the reason you're mad at him is because he just works too hard. Really? Oh, okay. Yeah, I thought the story line was that he was sitting on the sofa and that she went up to and was like, you got to get the fuck off the sofa, otherwise I'm going to leave you. So, he is working hard. And she, but she wants him to retire. I guess she wants him to not be on the sofa, but not be at work.

She just wants him to help with the kids, I think, and just be present or whatever. She wants him not to work, which is just a lie. Like, that's another one. What are you talking about? Who, since when do you not want Gordon to be making money? Are you? Come on. So, yeah.

So then she's saying how she had to, she got, things got so bad that she actually retained a divorce attorney because she was gonna file for a divorce. And he's like, I had no idea it was even gotten that bad with her, and I'm just like really trying hard to listen, but have you heard her voice? It's like nails on a chalkboard. So then the doctor's like, well, why do you want to file for divorce?

So this is where she talks about like, yeah, just, you know, she grew up in an abusive environment and she doesn't want her children to grow up in that environment. So the moment like now that she and Gordon are starting to bicker, like, she just doesn't want her children to be around that. Yeah. And she's like, you know, and like, I just don't want him to miss out on the childhoods of our children. And Gordon's like, yeah, but listen, I'm a goal-sitter. And nothing gets in the way of my goals. And I was about to have everything for the kids, ready for them to not have to ever worry about a thing.

But then all of this happened where my family just kicked me out because I'm just such a hard worker. And so now I just have to keep working. And me is like, yeah, he's just like, he's just worked, he just worked so hard. And then he was like really applying that to our shareholders. But doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, in English, I think that means like, he was working so hard and expecting the shareholders to work so hard as well that they got mad and they kicked him out. Because you know what, shareholders hate. A CEO who works too hard for their money. God, they hate that, don't they? They really do.

And then Mia starts telling another story because oh, and there's another avenue of concern for me. And she says, a couple of months ago, we had a sale, and we were taking an attorney to manage a sale, and then we sold it, and then the attorney said, we got to put the money in escrow and then you'll get your money but then he kind of just disappeared. He stopped communicating and he owed us money because there was a contract so then Gordon

took a little, little route and then the guy got this card and then he died by suicide. And you just see the therapist face like, oh, was not expecting this twist in this session. Okay. All right. The therapist is just listening to them like, wow, what a load of crap. Like, I mean, this therapist does not believe one guy, damn thing coming out of their mouth.

No, I'm not saying that they don't know somebody that committed suicide or whatever. Just saying the therapist has a mix of horror and like, what do I even say to this on her rise? So she's like, I was telling Gordon, is it worth it? This is all over money. And if this is what happens over money, I don't want any part of it. And so the doctor is like, well, I guess what I'm hearing is that you feel betrayed.

And she's like, yeah, that's exactly right. And Gordon's like, yeah. And this is what makes us a good couple because me is sensitive. And I respect that. But she's always concerned about people no matter how they treat her. And the doctor is like, yeah, but in her eyes, that might be that she's treating everybody really well and getting shot upon, which isn't right. And he's like, yeah, but in her eyes, that might be that she's treating everybody really

well and getting shot upon, you know, which isn't right. He's like, it could be a burden. So Gorgos, well, look, I just hope you're here. This Mia, it's not about the money. It's just that like, I can't just sit and not do anything. He's missing like, well, I just can't like be in retirement. Like I need to work. And she's like, yeah, I honestly think that like this in retirement like I need to work and she's like, nah

I honestly think that like this might make feelings and how I feel I'm at it from a personal level that Gordon's gonna go full force on business No matter why and like I just don't agree with it and it's like fucking with me because it's like math and I'm married I was like who is the Gordon that you married? He he was the quote unquote CEO of these This joint character franchise, which by the way, I still feel like he's not a CEO. No, you guys have franchises. Yeah. They have a couple of franchises with his brothers.

Also, basically, I mean, it's obviously what she's doing. All right, she's just laying down the groundwork to leave Gordon and have a sympathy leave. Like, he's just can't stop obsessing over money. When she's leaving him because he lost all of his money. So what she said, by the way, this is her saying this. This is not just me being an asshole. She said that in a bravo con red carpet type thing. So anyway, shocker.

So then everybody is arriving at the airport because it's time to go to Austin. Yes. And Jacelle's packing by the way, and she's talking to Grace. And she's like, so you're 18 now. So you're responsible for your sisters and if they try to bring boys over,

what are you gonna say? Yeah. And she's like, it's not in my business. She's like, no, it's not a good idea. Okay, so then we get shots of Texas and she's like, oh my God, Wendy and I are in the hair. I don't know who cares. So they basically went and then they switched up cars and this is what she's talking about.

She's like, okay, we're assigning cars based on your sign. They're asking for multiple signs. Fire in one car. Earth in the other car. Wasn't there another one? There. Well, so it's also air because I think the two airs, the two airs, she said that like because they're air that they could go in either car. So they like the air, the two airs, she said that like, because they're air that they could go in either car, so they, like, the air, the two airs went, honestly, I really, yeah, I'm stumbling through this because it's so stupid, I can't even remember where she was doing. It was too much.

It was totally an unnecessary description of what was going on, but I'm, maybe it was a description to understand why people were in the cars that they were in, because Rob and it's like, I thought, actually, was my friends, and I don't know why Ashley's put me in this van with Candace, like, what is this? And Candace is like, I hate that we're not in a great place. It's very uncomfortable.

I just don't know how to handle Robin. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And I like that Candace does this for reset every season where she's like, why are people mad at me? Yeah, just like keep cutting to the reunion. She's like, yeah, husband, piece of shit. But I always just cut back to her

at the beginning of every season like, what? I just don't understand. Why wouldn't Robin like me? This is also part of the season where Candace is attempting to be like above the fray, where she's like I'm a mature person now, I'm a musical artist, and I will not be fighting with my co-stars. I will be Zen and Chil and relax. It's always lasts about five weeks or so, maybe six weeks before she loses her shit.

So they're complimenting Karen. They're, they're making small talk. As she's like, Karen, you look dressed as thick on the world. And she goes, well, I plan on doing it. Don't I? Because that's why it's my triple 20 this year. I'm missing out the five nine now. It's triple 20. Mm hmm.

Oh, yeah. How do you feel about that? Karen turning 60. Like, at least sure to say the word 60 instead of triple 20. I love it. You know, I just stop sweating the small stuff and I started sweating 2020 and 20 and 20. Triple strengths make you no sweat at all because triple 20 or 20 on the fence. Karen, when did you stop sweating the small stuff because you were sweating it three days ago. Like, pickleball. And she's like, I wasn't sweating it. That was speaking by mine.

Mm-hmm. So then we see flashback to pickleball. It's so funny how many flashbacks we've had to pickleball. Like, did anything really happen to pickleball? Not at all. Not at all. Oh, a sterno. I do have a correction to make.

Last week, I said that one said something to Karen after the beans when she said, come on, Juan, what are you trying to do? Set my body on fire? I said Juan said, don't worry. He said, no, Karen, I have my demons too. But apparently he said, no, Karen, I love beans too. Why would I knock over the beans? I love beans too. Why would I knock over the beans? I love beans.

But he does have his demons. Because he can also love beans. Does. Oh, that's another saying. Love Mauricio was not saying, Lapine, he was saying love bean, which we'll get to. That's another, that's another question. That's another question.

And you know, as long as we're with it, Ronnie, we have to now make space for all the people who informed you on Twitter that Lisa Barlow's rendition of Away in the Manger is popular in Britain. Yeah. We've only learned a lot on this. We got a lot of, we got a lot. I was, I was just grateful that it wasn't me this time because usually it's me because I've usually gone out on a limb on some stupid thing that then I get a lot of a lot of corrections. I've watched a lot of versions of Away in the Mancher

because people they keep sending me YouTubes and they're all different ones. I'm like wow that song I wonder why that song is stuck in my head not only is it because it's Christmas coming up but I mean that's the only Christmas song I even hear now at this point. That's the only Christmas song I even hear now at this point. Anyway, Jiselle's like, so, Karen, do you love Robin? I'm not thick, Jiselle, I like Robin a lot and I want to see her win. At pickleball specifically, I did pay for those courts. And Jiselle's like, well, you like her a lot, but you want to see a win, so why don't you tell her that? No! No, no, no. I cut the pie in half at your home, Ashley, and I put the other half.

I put it with my concerns of which I will address Robin directly. I put it all in the freezer. My half of a pie is in the freezer. What that pie is? I'm not sure, but I did put a pie in the freezer. I don't know how we got the freezer. What that pie is, I'm not sure, but I did put a pie in the freezer. I don't know how we got the pie. Well, I'm going to take out the pie because I'm ready to enjoy the pie, which is in the freezer. And half of it is shrubbing, don't forget. I'm just so good. Yeah. Take it out of the freezer, Karen. Enjoy the pie. She was, I will, I will enjoy the pie. And she's like, that's a caranism and caranisms don't make sense. So just don't ask a big thing. I'm just like, is this an apple pie? Is it an apple pie?

I'm like, well, I just listen. I just don't want to put the whole pie in my mouth. So what I do is I cut half the pie. Listen, this is what we used to do at WW. It's called half the pie in the freezer. You can't eat it. Who's cutting into frozen pie, Robin? My Robin.

Who's cutting into the pie in the mouth? I'm not. Don't put any of the pie in your mouth, Doc. Cause I still don't understand where the metaphor lies. Please explain the metaphor and then you can eat your pie. So Karen's like, no, your business is your business. But Robin, is she a liar? Will she lie for one all day, all night?

Like a 24 hour pie, Bick. Even on Sunday, she'll lie. And I don't know why she just won't come out and tell me the truth, because she really wants to be friends with me, and I'm telling you, I'm real, I'm authentic, I'm a pie eater, and I'm a rider die. Well, as I just say it, rider pie.

Well, by rider, really, I'd like to pie, a frozen one, see the only way I can make sure I don't eat the whole horse pie. Pie horse. I really know where I am. Do fences eat? Do fences have mouths? They do now. What's this fence in a horse pie?

Oh my, I want a slice of pie. That was a song. I'm sorry, I was finished a song. Got to answer. I'm sorry. I was finished the song, but I'm afraid I would eat the songs. I've cut that song in half my pretty. I have to fresher. There's a song.

My we had a record growing up like of children's songs. This lady said, oh my, I want to piece of pie. The positive sweet. I want a piece of meat. The meat's to where it's basically someone complaining, but it's the children's song, so it's fun. Oh children's songs. Can we just up the game on children's songs, make them more intelligent?

They don't all have to rhyme with cow and moo and pie. Just like how about calculus? I'm so exasperated. 5 3.14. I love 5 3.14. Yeah, why can't it be, why can't it be, oh my, I want to calculate pie, pie's too long. I want a simpler number. What about two divided by three? It's dot six six six six six never ends

Satan My mother did not threaten you with Satan I submitted two thirds to the shrine And we're back to pie, mathematics. So, just now they're diving up keys and Ashley's like, let's go upstairs first to my room. So they go upstairs and they get some austiny beverages and it's like a penthouse suite at this place

and Ashley just tells us like, are we all gonna get a nice room like this? Ashley, she's like a penthouse suite at this place and Ashley just tells like are we all gonna get a nice room like this Ashley She's like well, there's only one other penthouse and Robin's getting that one cuz she's been going through such a rough time Besides I figured one one is paid for so many hotel rooms for other people like Robin should have points at this At this time Robin should be able to cash in all those points that Wants Fade for and get a bigger room. Well, I asked Juan if he'd subsidize a hotel home for Robin

since apparently that's only that he does, and he said, FACNOW! But he's a really good guy, he says. So, um, so then, so he was like, So she gets a better room because of us? Thank you, I do. So they're just like talking and talking about like, you know, settling into their hotel room.

Alright everyone, alright everyone. Ben's done talking right now because I guess we'll lie back to you. Now everyone, I have a visual to share. It's pie. I'm doing pie. Oh my god, what? And she's like, okay, well we're robbing an eye, I have a visual to share. It's pie. I'm doing pie. Oh my god, what? And she's like, okay, well, we're Robin and I are concerned. Not everyone agrees with it, but I do. And guess what, I'm the pie maker. I'm the pie maker and the candlestick taker. Do you understand?

So if you have a candlestick, I'm gonna take it. And Robin's a pie. I don't think everyone has this visual. And she's like, can he explain the stupidest pie? Cause we still don't understand. You can't just start in the metaphor without any context. Ah. She's like, well, it's not a stupidest pie.

OK. Wait, what's going on with the pie? Are we having pie? Is there going to be a pie course coming up soon? I'm not aware of pie. OK, so we're dropping. I've cut this pie in half mentally. And I've put that pie in the freezer, the half of the pie, the half of the robin,

half of the pie, it's in the freezer amount. You understand? Just again, it's just like, so she's saying half of you, robin, how she feels about you is in the freezer. So half of her feelings are in the freezer. And Candace is like, well, they're not moldy. He's still not trying to say. And Wendy's like, I thought you guys watched it already. And Karen's like, well, no, ma'am, it's not over. It's frozen. You understand what I'm trying to say. And Wendy's like, I thought you guys watched it already.

And Karen's like, well, no, ma'am, it's not over. It's frozen. Do you understand what I'm saying? It's basically frozen. Someone could possibly take that piece of pie and genetically reengineer it, and there could be an entire park made out of Robin Engers that are just running around half pies who moan like this.

Boorah! Running around a park. And children could be invited to the park Robin Angers that are just running around half pies who moan like this Running around a park and children could be invited to the park by Jeff Goldblum and then all the robbers could turn on them and owe them to death Just because you could do something doesn't mean you should cast theory as I like to call it pie theory Listen, I'm a rock Welcome did you rob and park? Listen, I realized half non-clevical. I realized that my half the pie is in the refrigerator, but then there's another half that's in the freezer, and luckily I thought I had to portion it out because actually I cut the frozen part in half.

I had a time because you can't really cut a frozen half in half because it's just way too hard and I would have to do it for the quarter. It's a quarter. So we're down to half of the half in the freezer and then the other half that was in the freezer is not actually sure where that is. I may have to ask to read about that. She's so crazy. So Ben she tells us. She goes, yeah, well, I like and robin to a buy. I bought it from Safeway for $2 with holding of information, omission of truth. That's a pie. How about a from Safeway? For two dollars with holding of information or mission of truth. That's a lie. Robin's ass. Oh, she's on freeze. She's frozen pie

lie. Lie pie. I'm going to throw that pie. And when you tell the truth and confess your fin your sins are the frosted pie. The more she discusses this metaphor, the less sense it actually makes. She's just really, really. She's just, she's committed to it, you know, because and yeah. And I think Robyn goes, Karen could take her quarter of the pie and shut up her ass. So me is like, so what are we going to be doing, then pie pie? That's what we're going to be doing today. Now she's like, well, we're just going, then? Hi, bye. That's what we're gonna be doing today. Now she's like, well, we're just gonna go to the pool today

and then we'll have some dinner tonight. So do you guys wanna disperse? So everybody basically goes and checks out their rooms and who has shitty rooms? Mecca and Candace both have construction views. Yeah, there's a lot of, and it's like major construction and maybe even Wendy too, I'm not even sure, but there's a lot of, and it's like major construction. And maybe even Wendy too, I'm not even sure, but there's a lot of construction.

And then they, a bunch of them start to gather at the pool. So Karen and Wendy, Karen and Candison Wendy all go down to the pool. And they're sitting there and they start talking about the rooms and those construction and stuff. And Karen's's like, well I kept the window pulled because I'm trying to give this hotel an opportunity to be to get a good rating okay I was very disappointed there was no pie for me in the refrigerator but you know maybe they'll maybe if I look closer there's like a quarter of a pie I don't know. I mean hotel

fans aunt what are you doing dude? Okay so you're gonna have a bunch of people to get your hotel televised and then you're gonna put them in rooms at overlooked construction to be on television. Like who planned this? Fucking dumbasses. I know this ho- Shocking, yeah.

Yeah, it's just really, really stupid. So Candace asks Wendy, like what's going on with Neckat? And Wendy's like, you know what, to be honest, I don't feel like I have to say anything also. Like, I don't know Neckah from a can of paint, you know? Like, I have no vested relationship or interest there. Okay, just noted, Wendy's saying she doesn't know Neckah. Because from her whatever reason, it becomes a big argument

later. And then cut to Wendy drinking a margarita out of a can of paint. I had no idea it was a can of paint. I don't know what can a pizza. So to Wendy like asking a can of paint to give her child the toast to the sippancy. Shum and Williams. I would like Shum and Williams to sip and see Shum and so they actually joins, they order drinks and everything and then Jacelle and Naka show up and you know, so just I was like okay, so this is Texas, a lot of construction, a lot of construction, and actually like yeah, it's quirky. They're not even say

sponky. So they're like yeah, just she sounds like quirky or weird. Okay, cool. Love this very average pool that we're sitting by. Oh, I do hear hammer, hammer, hammer, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like, well, we're gonna switch gears here for a minute now. It's a group collectively. If we're gonna move together and move on, I can't ignore the elephant pie in the room. Just Ellen Cantis, okay? Who wants to slice that pie? Nobody. You know why? Because it's a bit or bit or pie. I've taken one eight to that pie and one quarter of the other half. Robin, how many pies is that? Robin can't answer her mouth as frozen. So. My, my, my, Miss American.

Sorry, that's all I can say, just a quarter of it. So, um, just, I was like, I'm fine with Candace. I have nothing to say. And Candace is like, yeah, there's nothing for us to face. And she doesn't want to acknowledge me because she thinks if she doesn't speak to me, then I will disappear. But my black ass is still sitting here. So there it is. And just like I haven't said that, listen, for the safety of my children

and my own mental space, I choose not to participate in any capacity. And Kairos goes, but I believe it was my honest children and possibly Drew Siddora and my husband, whose safety and reputation and just overall mental state were in disarray because of the things that she was saying.

And just all goes, the end. Like, not going to go into this anymore. Like, we both hate each other. There's nothing more to discuss. Yes, I'm for anybody who forgot. this started last year when Jacelle told her it's stripping class or whatever the hell they were in that day was stripping class, right? It's after like sexy dance class where she's like, well, I just wanted to tell you, one made me uncomfortable in a hotel room.

And that's where it all started. So then we cut to the reunion with Candace Yelling. You sit up here with your privileged white looking ass and you think you can say whatever the fuck you want. And then just else like, well Candace, last year I told you your husband made me feel uncomfortable because he made me go into a bedroom and close the door. That is what happened.

So no, he did not make you go into a camp. But that's last year, no need to relitigate. But they're not gonna forgive each other, which, as we've mentioned, is kind of gonna be a major fault in the show because you can't have a show when the cast won't talk to each other. It's hard.

Yeah, they're just gonna have to talk. They just have to figure it out So Karen's like, you know tension is just thick and it bothers me almost Almost as much as a two-for-one pie cell, but there's only one pie left You're just not killing the value out of it. So just like well, it shouldn't Karen right now You and I are in a good place and I like it. Yes, and I do too. We're in a good place. Much like my pie is in a good place, my freezer. But you know, if we can get there and we went to Hellenback, isn't there hope for other people,

people who are not as old as Triple 20? And they just like kind of ignore her because honestly, they're sick of talking about it. I'm sick of hearing about it. Like, it doesn't make a want to go to get a fertility treatment right about now. It's over. This conversation is over.

So let's go see what me and Robin are doing. So basically they're walking through the construction zone. It's kind of actually a good metaphor for both of their marriages at the moment. So, me as, like, well, a lot of him lots happening here and gets the city successful if the banks are landing. That's what I always say when I hear a construction. Single, anybody? Single, I'm about to be my husband just worked so hard. You know, we're supposed to be handed in the pool to hang out, but there's something I wanted to talk to you about, which is totally not going to bump you out or anything, but, you

know, it's not anything I feel comfortable sharing with anybody but you. So, like, we're going through our finances and stuff, and like the attorney that handled our sale, he'd be able to do some money for him else, and like, you know, he kept like a portion of the proceeds, and she basically tells the whole story and about how this person, you know, he stole the money, then he was caught, disbarred, and then he killed himself. And Rob was like, oh, but Robin has also been this. So a actually kind of just like bond over this in a weird way. And Mia's basically like, Mia feels guilty. And I was, it was funny because earlier when she talked about this story, I was like, surprise that Mia is not expressive.

I would personally feel guilty. I would feel guilty about it. I was surprised she even bring it up in therapy, but she brings it up now. And she does feel like really terrible. And she feels like she was somehow a part of why this person is so along with us. So back at the pool,

Jizelle is ordering a drink or whatever, and they ordered some popsicles. And Karen is like, well, the plane ride was a lot. Wasn't it girls? I'm just like, was it Karen? You were asleep the whole time, Karen.

Okay. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know. I sounded like a lot more about me. That's how I know. Well, all right. Well, listen, I'm just trying to make pies happen. So let's switch gears and go back to Giselle for a minute because Giselle and I have been

friends for a long, long time. Longer than it takes to be gone pie to coagulate with Gourne's hair up and all. And I just want to flow. Let's just flow with this Giselle. You and I, let's just flow. Like cooked cherries being dropped into a crust. All right, all right. Now listen, Jacelle, you were very quiet at pickleball, Jacelle. And she's like, well, yeah, that whole witchcraft stuff was a little disturbing to me. Yeah.

And then they just cut to Jacelle making faces at all the shrine talk. Yeah, this is by the way, then playing the whole world. Yeah, this is by the way, then playing playing the whole world. Yeah, this is by the way them playing Hoppetata because Giselle tries to come for Karen for something on the plane. She tries to, where Karen is trying to start up something. And then Giselle is like, you were asleep. You don't even know what you're talking about.

So Karen's like, fine, you wanna come for me? Let's talk about you and Candace again. Why are you being so quiet around Candace? And Giselle's like, ah, it's not gonna be about me and Candace. We're gonna make it about witchcraft and Wendy and Neckah. We're gonna do that instead. Go out of girls. So Candace is like, yeah, you know, that whole your mom submitted you to a shrine. That's a very disturbing and harsh allegation.

And if you believe that, then that's one thing. But, you know, I think it's important that you hear from Wendy. And not because I do believe it. When did the Q do? I think it's important that you hear from Wendy. And I got back. And I got to do believe it. When did the Q do? And she goes, yeah, because she said it. She prayed against people. That's what she said.

My whole 40 years of life, no one has ever threatened me with a shrine. And Wendy goes, yeah, but these are all the things that you would not on the phone to hear. But these are all things that you now are knowing about. You know this, even though you didn't hear it on the phone. And she goes, because my in law is not a liar. And she goes, yeah, now you're knowing about, like, you know this, even though you didn't hear it on the phone and she goes, well, because my in law is not a liar. She goes, yeah, she goes,

but you have to admit that your mom has said things about Mia Wendy, don't you remember? Ah. So Wendy is like, yeah, but she didn't say that type of stuff. I'm so, Mia, by the way, me and Robin come back enjoying it and everybody's awkward. They're like, why are you guys so awkward? And just like, okay, well, now me is here.

So let's, I mean, it's like, oh, God, what did I do now? She's like, well, Wendy's mother on social. Did you not, she not put you on an altar, but she did say and Wendy's like, no, no, no, no, I have the text right here. Why you, okay, let me go. So the baby, she says, well, ugly inside and out, creative face Mia,

a bombastic, ignorant, nonsensical, baseless CEO, trouble maker. Okay. Well, so what you guys, and I'm bringing this up because just they'll want to me to bring this up. Just to try the like, so, so here's already just proof that we already knew. I mean, we read these last week on the show. I didn't know that we're bringing up this week, but, um, I mean, proof that your mom's like fighting your battles for you and going at it for you with people, right? Yeah.

So then she continues. She's like, to help with Mia and Pita. Oh, yes. I say, holy ghost fire on Mia and Peter and thunderstorm on men and She goes there's no witchcraft here Wendy. Oh my god. What are you doing? Why are you bringing evidence? This is not helping her case Why are you bringing the evidence to just make sure mom look guilty? Yes, it does

You're saying the words holy ghost fire on Mia and Peter and Thunderstorm, biblical, and then literally closing with an amen, which is something else biblical. Please just stop when you're terrible at this. Holy Ghost Fire and Thunder is what? So Karen's like, well, that's my interpretation of a good prayer to the Lord. And Robyn's like, well, that's my interpretation of a good prayer to the Lord. And Robbins, I, well, that sounds extremely threatening. Yeah, it doesn't really help her case, Fee much. You should never repeat that ever again.

I was laughing my ass. This is so funny to me. So then Karen's like, holy go, she put holy in there. I mean, listen, that's, that's some pie right there. And actually, it's like, well, it's definitely a cause for pause, you know So then Wendy's like yeah, you know doing picket ball during pickle ball No, yeah, Nika kept saying like your mom says she's gonna put my name on a shrine She's gonna do that. She's gonna do that

But it was never about Nekka. It was always about Leba, her in law, and Ivy, my sister, because they were friends. So it was Leba and Ivy who are friends, okay? So that they're no longer friends, and they've been on and off for the past years, so nice try. Oh no, so then Neckah's like, nice try. Well, because now Wendy's it, well, but now Wendy's acknowledging, oh yes, my mother did put a name on a shrine, but it didn't have to do with you, it was because of Vliba.

And so, Neckah's like, ah, nice try, nice try, nice try. It was not a fight between friends. I've been told my mother-in-law that when she was upset that I had a allegedly used her name, and I'm telling her that she and I are friends to be amongst a social circle, which is incorrect. I met her in advance, but I never said that she and I are friends. I don't know her. I met her in passing. That's all I that she and I have friends. I don't know her. I met her in passing.

That's all I said. And just like, it's aah. And Wendy's like, the accusation here, the accusation here basically is Wendy is saying that Neckah used pretended to be Wendy's friend to the producers and say, I know Wendy and her family. And that's why they got her on this show. So she's only brought on this show to this windy and start a bunch of drama with windy because they have these pre-existing ties.

And Wendy's saying that's not true. I don't even know that girl. So she used my name to get on this show and I don't even know her. Right? So what you're saying is that it's just point. Yeah, I mean, basically, literally they break the fourth wall because basically Neckah eventually gets to saying like you know you are saying that I'm a cloud chaser And you went and told your sister and mom and your mom that I was on the show and they were mad and so then they're

Basically saying like yeah, Wendy's just jealous that Neckah is on the show now So it's one of those rare moments where they're really kind of acknowledging that this fight is about the actual show that's documenting their real life. All right. So Wendy's like, well, you knew exactly who I was and you came in specifically when against your fellow Nigerian sister for the sole purpose and a dent. And meek is like, oh my God, goodbye, goodbye. She goes, to attack me.

You knew who I was and Nekka's like, get out of here, I didn't know you and I still don't know you. But when the hell? And so, and they're like, yeah, Wendy has a track record of not being so friendly to people who are new on the show. And then we see Wendy being mean to Mia two years ago when she first meets Mia

and being like pass progressive. And so then Neckah's like, you know what, my in low leba, leba, she receives a phone call from my sister from from her sister Ivy. And then we see Neca face something, Leba and Leba saying like, yeah, we talked, yada, yada, yada. They apparently talked for 52 minutes. And then just like, it was 80 and two over rise. And not, and I I could go as it was team mobile. She was okay.

Yeah, I just want to make that. That's my set. So when he's like, well, yeah, because her and my sister were friends, but they're no longer friends. And Neckah says, as of April 7th, when your mom threatens, shrines on people and actually is like, okay, wait. So the falling out happened prior to April 7th. Or proud.

Oh my gosh, this is so crazy. Okay. Prior to April 7th. Or proud. Oh my gosh, this is so crazy. Okay. Prior to April 7th. So then everyone's trying to find basically follow all this right. So Neckas like your sister called my in law on April 2nd. And you later dialed in on a separate line. Just like what? And when he's like, Laya, you're a Laya. And now she's like, wait a minute.

They have correspondence on April 2nd, 4th and the 7th, 247. Those are the dates you're saying, right? And me, it's like, oh my God, remind me not to rob a bank with these hills, okay? Because we're ongoing to jail. I like that's for me as a friend, because I'd be like, remind me not to go into business

with these people, or remind me not to, I business with these people or remind me not to I don't know like Drive somewhere with these people when she's like remind me not to rob a bank with them. I was like, okay Well, she was just outside going wow this this town must be doing well because the banks are loaning Her mind's really on the banks. She is ready for her nice her next chapter after Gordon so then so this this everything's going back and forth and She is ready for her next chapter after Gordon. So then, so this, this everything's going back and forth and Candace is like, she's like, how old are they? And when she's like, I don't know, that's,

like that's my sister's friend. I don't know how old LeBae is. And that goes like, wait a second, that's your sister's friend. And when she's like, are you lost? Are you lost? And that goes, but she's not your friend. She's not your friend. And when he goes, are you lost? Are you lost? And then she goes, but she's not your friend. She's not your friend.

And when he goes, are you lost? Are you lost? She's not your friend. Then why are you announcing her at your daughter's siphoncy then? And then we see unseen footage of not only Leba being at Wendy's child siphoncy, but Wendy actually addressing her and holding her up as a model citizen.

Yeah, when I think of a Nigerian woman who's not only filled with tradition, but also the modern world, I think of you Leba. You are cultural, but you are still Western, and I love that about you. And just all like, she was there. And Wendy's like, oh, you're, you're, you're lost. You're lost. That's what you are. Candice is like, you're lost. You're lost. That's what you are. Candace is like, oh, okay.

So it is weird. She's telling us. She's like, okay, well, it is weird to say you don't know someone when you would invite them to your kids. Sip and see, I don't have an answer for this. I'm out. I'm out of this. I mean, who announces somebody as someone you want your daughter to emulate if that's not

even your friend? I mean, this is just so silly. This whole thing is so silly. And I'm left still thinking, what's the point? I don't know. I mean, I get that it's about casting. And from what it looks like, it just looks like Wendy got pissed because she thinks, oh, here this girl said, I'm friends with Wendy to get on this show.

And now she's going to immediately come on to this show and start all this drama with me. But then she is saying, well, I was approached by the show to come on this show. And then I got threatened by her mother. So, right. I don't know. I kind of believe, I mean, I believe mech, obviously, but I just, I believe that, I'm just saying all the fighting about the shrines

and the mom has me cracking up. Wendy's like, here's proof that my mother wouldn't do that. Creative face bitch. Hellfire upon you and yours. Aw man, thunderclap. I shall curse thy name, and you shall live. And misery for the remaining days of your life. It's like she would never,

she would never submit your name to a shrine. I was dying, and then they were showing clips for next week, and they're eating at a restaurant outside at a big crow. Like a crack or something. Quacked at them from an electric wire. And me goes, it's at your mama. It was a very funny episode.

I was laughing quite a bit. Like chocolate, big chuckles. It was very funny. I mean, I think the fight is now, it's going on a little bit too long because I mean that's because it's stupid because Wendy is I think Wendy is blatantly wrong and she should just admit like yeah, my mom got out of hand but she is I think Wendy is losing this fight and

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