Watch What Crappens - #2246 Below Deck Med: The Hurling Dervish

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

It’s all mops on deck when the new stew can’t handle her liquor her first night out in this week’s Below Deck Med (S08E11). Unfortunately, there aren’t many mops that aren’t napping because Luka messed up scheduling. Sandy’s mad m’kay? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What's up podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on your braves. I'm Ronnie, it's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, how was your birthday? It was delightful. I had a great time.

Thanks to everyone who gave me all sorts of love. I appreciate it greatly. Oh, man. Yeah, my back. It's good times. And as a gift to myself, I'm going to be extra mean on this recap. A below deck. Love it. Let it all out. Give a gift to the world.

Okay, it's our gift. Yeah, it's below deck, Med. We keep saying every week, we're not going to recap this and then we keep talking about it. Last week we did not do a full recap, but we talked about it for a good 30 minutes at the beginning of the Salt Lake City recap. So go check that out if you'd like. It's just a bunch of yelling at Kyle pretty much Which is probably what this one's gonna be is will over the mansion. Yep So yeah, I just want to help himself canny. Oh my god It's a terrible person. I do not want someone like you on this boat Now if you ever do it again, I'm gonna hug you real hard. Get out of here. Get out of here hug meter

So he leaves and then he's like oh my god If you ever do it again, I'm gonna hug you real hard. Get out of here, get out of here, hug me, there. So he leaves and then he's like, oh my God, I'm gonna quit, I'm such a victim. And then immediately is starting to sit with the new girl. Who literally, listen, she not only does nothing as in work, but she also did nothing to you, sir. Yeah, she is generally a useless presence and you're gonna waste your breath,

you're gonna jeopardize your job over her. Like, it's not worth it. Letter, you know, like letter hang herself, as they say. Well, I'm a little dark. Don't mean it like that, dark. Just like, you know, like you give someone enough rope, right, is not the expression. Can we have a nicer version of that expression?

What, that is a terrible expression as well. Okay, how about you give someone enough ice cream? They're gonna need too much ice cream. This was gonna happen. It's too much ice cream. Listen, let people walk out in the sun and their ice cream cone long enough. They're gonna have dribbles down their fingers. Hey, listen.

Here's what's gonna happen. You give someone too many arms. They're gonna have too many people. Can you hug too many people? No, make me an octopus. Hey, there you go. Listen, you give someone too much responsibility when they're completely ill equipped for the job. You're gonna wind up with a Norma, you know? Okay, you know what? Let's go back to the role-paying people because that one's real easy. It's easier when you follow.

Okay, so let's dive into some below deck med. So, where we left off last time was the group night out. Everybody's parting having a good time. And the chef is wasted and he starts joking around with Lily, the new girl. And they are bantering and about how their banter is so much better than everyone else because they're both British and And cause like oh your banter so above us is it so have you been tinnin? Hey, wasn't so brave with that you but no ease

So look at that is brave Now you have opened book of worms They cleared that again book of worms and cause included that again. Book of worms. And I was like, they're playing games. I don't know what they're talking about. I see something else. And it is like, but we have good banter in England. And he is like, yeah, but even in New Zealand, I'm like, we have banter. I like, there's banter and we have banter in different places. And she goes, yeah, but I think that like everyone's banter is just a really good adaptation of ours.

Yeah. And it's probably true, by the way, the Brits are really good with banter. Like, I think there's certain things we have to be open to, which is that like, all of us places that are colonies of the British Empire, our banter is probably derivative of them in some way. are banter is probably derivative of them in some way. Well, they're definitely better at taking the piss and accepting it when people are coming back at them and Kyle's like sitting here trying to prove like, oh, with Betty, we be into. First of all, that's not really banter,

saying like, we're better. No, we're better, this is terrible. And the fact that you're getting so defensive and pissy about it proves that you don't have what it takes with this curse. It's just back down. Like the whole point is being able to take a joke, which he obviously cannot. So Jack's like, well, this is what I think of this. Carl's a drama here. He's a drama. You know, like, his, his, his, Natalya's issue was his drama still happening.

I was supportive of her, but I wish I was more supportive now that I've seen what I've seen. So then Kyle goes up to the bathroom and Tum is like, Kyle, Kyle is like a stick of dynamite. Like he doesn't even need the dynamite, he just goes like, you know, I guess I'm trying to say is he just explores an explosive chemical reaction. He's just, he's a terrible, terrible explosion that will hurt other people. In other words, so glad that he's my second stew, so glad that we have him on this boat. So now everybody goes

out to the club and Sandy's the clerk, as they say, and Sandy is just walking around the boat going, oh my god, what is this? Because the boat is trashed. I mean, they just left beer bottles everywhere. And unfortunately, when does a repeat tonight? So Sammy is not glued to the screen. She's actually seeing what people are doing. And she doesn't like it. She doesn't like it. You know what?

When I walk down stairs, I don't want to see this disaster. I only want to see a disaster in human form, which is why I kept Kailan board. This is disgusting. This basically looks like Hannah bananas inside when she's shooting hairwind through her toes. Okay. Disaster. Looks like a messy disaster is what it is. You know what? Even between charters, after your party, clean up after yourself. It's not a frat house. It's just a luxury yacht that forces mentalists onto people. But also, frat houses, you should also clean up after yourself. Is there a rule against it? They're sure not, okay?

So, back at the clear, everyone's partying. And Max is like, Lili is pretty. So, new adventure I was going to come. I'm Peter Pan. I'm Peter Pan and I will never leave you else. But you know, I don't know. I like her energy.

Peter Pan, I feel taboo. Oh. Oh. No. I feel like it's just never a good thing to describe yourself as Peter Pan. Like people who just actually say, the last person I can really think of who did it was

like Reza on Chazza's website, like, I'm Peter Pan. Like I can't help it, I'm Peter Pan. And then he was like licking a twink's armpit in a club. And not a good thing, Max, not a good thing to describe yourself as. So. Yeah, I mean, this Peter Pan really,

I don't really get it. Also, no one who says that is really Sandy Duncan worthy. And that is Peter Prasya original Nabisco, not Nabisco, Triscuit Levin. Was it Triscuit? What are you gonna forget this, right? Weatthins. Weatthins. What you're looking for.

Love and Peter Pan. One glass eye, Peter Pan. God, I love that. One glass eye, Duncan. You know why you got that glass eye, by the way? Because that softball in the opening credits of Hogan's family got her right in the face. That's not true. No, it's not.

The real reason she got her glass eye is because she was driving while she was eating a wheat then and those are sharp. The real reason why she got a glass eye. Lover speed bump and boom. Yeah. And the speed bump was too big, because Norma hired the person to make it, bitch. So, really, you're Sandy Duncan,

you're Sandy Duncan, shame in me. You know what, I'm not even gonna go to a thing about it, but fuck you, blue. Blue, listen, someone's got a, it's bad time, someone was held accountable for Sandy Duncan's eye. Okay, do you know how difficult it is to watch or to repeat Pan these days? She just keeps on bonking into walls. Bloop! You know, you could have replaced Kyle with a trisket or a wheat thin and it would have been

less harmful than what you ended up doing. You stupid slut. Bloop! You know what? I don't even wanna hear you talk about wheat things because I'll tell you two things that you aren't. You're not wheat and you're not thin. Bloop. Wow, no we're fat, Jamie, that's great. Let me tell ya, I wish that both of my eyes were glass, so I didn't have to see what a mess you've made

of your life. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. A mess that you created by sending me these living morons to create pizza parties in the crew mess and then not cleaned it up. Slash bitch. Bloop. Sarri, you don't understand British humor, you dumb slag. Bloop. Tellyho. Can you try again? Sari you don't understand British humor you dumb slag Telly ho

Who's that person Hey, are you are you using robotic systems to diss me? I Could be I could be sending you voicemail and it would be better trained than they're ever gonna be with you in charge Voice mail something you've never even received because no one ever wants to call you Okay, that's enough. I sure love you slut. Hope you're having a great one. Bye bitch. I love you too bitch, but seriously, please send them up because these people are real slabs. Mm-hmm. For new.

Okay, so Lily is asking, oh no, let's see here. So everyone's like parting, right? Okay, so then Jess and Luca with their terrible flirting. Also, Jess, you know that you're gonna get screwed over on this one, right? Okay, because we all do. So she's like, ah, you know what, you know what, you know, a great smile.

And he's like, you do too. She has, yours is way better. Is she smiling? I don't, I can't really. This is like, this is like, this is just like witnessing two invertebrates communicate. Like it's like this is as fascinating as watching the meeting rituals of jellyfish.

And so, Jess is like, look is cute. And if you're stupid, if you don't think so. Like you're stupid if you're gonna pursue this. And also why do we have to watch this? And really like two personality free people smiling at each other. It's not free TV. So Lily is talking to Jack.

And she's like, well I've been with Carl over that. And he's like, basically a lot to say to happen with the other Stu is my friend. And he was the big Carl over there? And he's like, basically a lot to shit happened with the other Stu, his my friend, and he was a big part of that. And he calls drama. I don't drive it, just not go there. You know, I've just been a little bit distant from him because I don't want drama.

And then Kyle just comes over and goes, at the end of the day, everyone is going to have the earned reserve, the penny in. So reserve your own. And he's like, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything to you. He's been getting stuff since the beginning and he will continue to be like that

and he will separate you from the rest of us. Oh, what? Jack, Jack being the divisive force on this boat. And Jack's just like sitting there kind of like, or like swaying like, when did sexiness ever tear people apart? And cause like, or like swaying like, or wendet sex in a severed tear people apart. And cause like, oh yeah, he's the one that's gonna super-riding

tear you to him. Hey, if I wanted to work with us, if you have your own opinion, love, have your own opinion, have your own opinion, love, have it, go in here. Oh my god, just please push Kyle off of something. I think how do people around Kyle stand this? Everyone's just like,

whatever Kyle's being Kyle. Tell Kyle to shut the fuck up. How has not one of you said, shut the fuck up, bro? I feel bad for his fiance, who's probably just the victim of so many mind games. So Lili is like, I don't have anything,

like I don't care about anything. And Carl's like, well, that's all that matters. Jack's like, don't respond Lili. And Carl's like, you know, some people have a lot of growing up to do and to face how to work with an interior team. And some people need to level up.

Because if you don't level up like Sierra, you're going to feel like an outcast and you're going to be an outcast. I'm like, are you saying this to Jack, the chef who doesn't really interact with you very much, who just sits in his corner, and like chops carrots all day? Yeah, Kyle's basically like,

oh, you're mean to me, well, see how you like it when nobody speaks to you. Right. And Lily gets it, you know, she's like, he made me feel like if you're not on his side and you might as well be in the sea, you know, it's what it made me feel like. All right, let's buy it.

So she goes to Tumey and she's like, so I just want you to know that any of this gossip I don't want to get involved in it. Tumey's like, you're not involved. And she's like, yeah, but like Carl Wattston involved me. It's just what happened. Tell me so I can go running, tell Kyle immediately. I know, and make you sound really bad.

And she was like, well, he was like, you don't want to get involved with the chef, like that kind of thing. And I was like ignoring it anyway. And Jack was like right behind me. And it just felt uncomfortable, sort of like the time when I fell over on Roger Federer's foot while I was cleaning balls at Wimbleton.

And he was like, listen, you can always come to me, and I know that's what you're doing right now. Always come to me, and then I'll throw you under the bus to Kyle. It'll be so fun for me, not for you, but for me. Don't you worry about it. And to me, it's like, I feel like a preschool teacher trying to get the kids together. And she's like, yeah, I thought this drama was over, but apparently not. I'm going to need to have a conversation with Kyle, but without alcohol involved. So they head back to the Vans, and in one van, Lily is thinking Max and Jack for thinking

her feel so much like family. And then, you know, that is nice, but they both want to fuck you. A specific type of family and then and then Kyle is in the other band, you know, he's just so mad about Jack. He's like, I think that Lily is very influenced by Jack. I'm like, okay, this is Jack and doing someone. So don't have a beer. It's like, wow, the influence. It's unrelenting. You will, remember, tell me what to do. So, he's like, I don't care what you say. I mean, I do care what you say to me, but like, you know what I mean? Like, I actually really don't care what you say. You know what I mean?

And then he got, she's like, she said to me, argue, she was like, no, I don't think that he's in for, I don't think she's influenced by Jack, is why I don't care what you say. Oh, wait, I'll do you care what you say was like, no, I don't think that he's in, I don't think she's influenced by Jack, is well, I don't care what you say. Oh wait, I'll do you what you say, but you know what I mean, right? So then Luca and Jasper, just like, making out in the back. And then in the other van, Max is saying,

is guessing that, you know, obviously, Jess and Luca are gonna baaun. And Lily's like, all right, well, I've got a free cabin. Won't care of me to mom then. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Do a French. Oh, that's right, that's right. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. So now to get back to the boat. Okay, they did like you on the casting. They said your accents were real fun.

They don't want you to wear a beret. Oh, could do suit. So they're back in the boat and Jack's like, he'll be there. You're nipple sang a note. I'm trying to tell you what's a fit. Look at him trying to influence the interior against each other as usual.

Bzzzzz. What's this fucking guy? So then Lillian Max are hooking up and they're gonna go cuddle. And she's like, can I have a hug? You know, really? A lot of cogs there in the bed and he's like, teach me to hug. And she's like, go have an ad a hug in ages. He's like, oh, yeah, hug. So then like go have an ad a hug and ages. He's like oh yeah Hugg so then they start burning and then Luke and Jess are buying

I told you And it's basically both couples trying to hack on these tiny little beds and neither one of them can do it And it's so funny and Luke is like this is really stressful. She's like my Strashful is docking above all He's like, my stressful is docking above all. He's like, yay, yay, loin' the back. And then, maximally, just, they just slide off their bed. They just take all, they just, the two, and just like, just take all the sheets, everything,

and just wind up onto the floor. It's like, hey, this is not the queen size bed, because she keeps like stretching them out until they're on the ground. So now it's the morning, and it's like 7 a.m. and people are getting out of bed, going back their original bed. So everyone's hungover and Luca and Max are like in their bed. And Luca's like, so what happened? Jibenga and Max did you? And he's like, yeah, Max, yeah. You know, I like Lini. She's pretty beautiful and the whole day. I feel

like it's Christmas, you know? And I do have a history of making love to my family Christmas tree. So it's appropriate. And then right after this, love is, boi, lily puke count. One, ding. So Jack is cooking and Lily is just barfing and barfing. And barfing and barfing and barfing.

And barfing and barfing. So Jack pulls to me aside for a talk and she's like, explain to me what happened. And he's like, well, he said he's got it in for the interior. He says, I've got it in for the interior team and trying to turn everyone against him. Do you feel that? Do you?

No, absolutely not. You were part of the team. Would you like to say anything more that way I can go tell Kyle and turn him against the roof and roll? Please. Well, he says that he wouldn't tell Lily what happened and I said I wouldn't tell Lily what happened and Kyle's like, well why are you trying to get in her head? Why are you turning her against me? And he's like, you have your own opinions. But you know, he's the one giving our opinions and then he said you will Niva Niva Niva tell me what did you So to me it's like tireless paranoid of people trying to get him

Which is why I'm gonna go tell him later that people are trying to get him Okay, so then we see a montage of Kyle just like yelling at everyone all season and to me is like my job right now Is to keep Kyle under control because I cannot have Kyle quit. It is very important that we keep a toxic environment. So as much as Jess can do service, Lily is horrible at laundry. So I need him.

And Jack is like, I mean, he can cause drama with a broomstick and a cupboard. Oh my God, did you hear about the broomstick and the cupboard, they hate each other right now now I'm so glad we're talking about it. Brumstick I wanted to talk to you the cupboard just said that you're probably on ozemic very very thin very very. Lissian cupboard you can have your own opinions but make sure that you own opinions because you will never ever influence me. And I don't care what Bream says because Bream is a slag. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial.

So now Max is trying to wake up Lily but she's hungover and then outside, you know, going over stuff with the team. And he's like, you know, I can always rely on Laura. Thank God, because she's willing to push through no matter what. And so Sandy calls Luca to the bridge and Lily Puke to D. Yeah. This is the part of the episode where it seems useful to write down every time she pukes, but eventually she just starts puking so much. It just stops.

So then Luca, I should say it just stops. I mean, I just stopped writing down how many times she puked. Oh, maybe I didn't, I don't know. But Luca goes up to see Sandy and Sandy's like, she's like, good morning. Not for you, surprise, anti-hug. The way the crew mess was left, not okay.

There was booze, there was food. Carbage was overflowing. There were plates stacked up that didn't get washed. Someone put up a sign that said no hug zone. That's unacceptable. And she tells us, even though this is Lucas first time being a boss and it's not his first time on a charter. Being a bullsen, you know, on a charter yacht, it's not

just about throwing line and calling distances. It's about making sure your schedule is working well. Is the mess clean? Are the guests taking care of who is taking a nap? Who is getting a hug? Who is not pugging? Who is had napping? What's going on on wind? Anybody seen that show? Come on Don't want them to be complacent, okay? Because that was so bad. It was so bad. Okay, so now go get some ass few counts just more perfect for

five so for five. So, um, then meanwhile, Jess has something important to say. It's really a scary place knowing that my feelings for Luca are starting to grow because like Scorpio men are known to be very promiscuous and like, Luca stung me and now I'm freaking poisoned. Probably literally, by the way, and you know who else is known as being very promiscuous? Luca.

Okay. Sign aside. Okay, I don't even know that I would put all Scorpios in the same boat. Okay, Luca is his own kind of promiscuous. Luca, Luca. Very, very. Yeah, he just gets away with it in some degree

because he just sits there and smiles vacantly. So you think, oh, he's nice, he's not promiscuous, but he's literally the most promiscuous. So now- He has a very handsome guy. He does have crazy eyes though. And I've said this since the second he came on screen, he has these very like a little just slightly manic eyes.

And when they show him getting grumpier and more tired as the episode goes, they really start to come out. Did you notice? Yes. I guess I can. So now Tumi is looking for Lily and she's checking on her. Boah! And it's puke count seven and she's like, oh, actually, dying.

And she's like, okay, I guess taken hour? Switch. You can't really time this. Okay. Pukin's gonna puke until it pukes. No more. But also it's your second day of work, so this is a really bad look.

So then Kyle's like, Jimmy, I'm just feeling a little bit ill. I'm also gonna go lay down. She's like, not gonna happen. Fucking Kyle. So then they, so then, Of course Kyle would try to take a nap. What a time.

I wasn't sure if he was joking or not, but the fact that we don't know if he's joking speaks to I think Kyle's general character and work ethic. So but then now to me decides to have our conversation with Kyle, so she goes, So yesterday, sheffy and you, your new friend, and we see a little puke. Puh, puh. She's like, I oh hold on, let me sit down for this.

She's like, oh right, well, at least you found a positive car. So she says, they feel like you're overstepping and you're not going to get along with sheff. So now, why would you say they feel like you're overstepping? Just say, Kyle, whatever you're feeling, keep it together. Like don't sit, don't like, tattle on what they said. That's not how you do it.

You say, just don't, like, don't be divisive. You just gotten trouble for causing too much drama and now I'm hearing that you're causing drama again. Stop causing drama. Right, because it's only fueling him to like, go fight with them. Like, oh, now you're going to tune me about me. You already know last time you had a fit was because she went to you that

What's her buns went to you? What's your buns? What is your buns? Jessica? Oh, Jessica No, Jessica went to her and said that Kyle treated her like she was great. You already know that this is gonna trigger Kyle Don't talk to say last night. We were all out. I saw you giving all this attitude to the new girl and Jack. You were doing it in front of everybody on the staff in front of the whole table, getting all busy. Stop being busy. Stop it. Yeah.

So you're getting not getting along with the chef anymore. And he's like, well, I always liked him. And she goes, what then what happened yesterday? Because it's clearly filtering into the new girl. And he goes, well, I haven't told anything about anyone. And I spoke to Schiff at the table yesterday by himself. And then she came up to me, it was like, I have no shit with you, something like that.

And if Schiff wants to cause atomic bombs to go off, by the way, that's not what happened at all. Not at all, you fucking compulsive liar. None of that is what happened. You yelled in front of everybody at them And she saw didn't she? I thought what everybody there I Thought so so to me it's like just like I would rather I will communicate with her and cause like you know

I'll be asking his what I'm going to do. I'll be asking if super is ready if dinner is ready And as far as him on my social media He's been blocked. I couldn't even care. I'll be asking if Sup is ready, if dinner is ready, and as far as him on my social media, he's been blocked, I couldn't even care. I'm like, wow, you care. You couldn't even care so much that you blocked the chef on your Instagram. Literally, who cares? This is a job discussion. Why are you even bringing up your fucking social? Yeah, fucking weird out. But it's far as him on my safe show. He's being blocked. Oh! All right, Kyle, get off the floor then. Oh!

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She's like, I really can't be handling men in their thirties. I'm sorry. So now it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Okay, charter number six, Michael Stevens, he's the CEO of a dental implant company, and he's bringing a whole bunch of people who don't seem to know each other on the boat with him. All right, and they want a snorkel, and they want to go diving.

Yeah, they want a 007 casino royal thing dinner, which okay. That's very the dental implant guys like you know what? Give me a James Bond. Yeah, give it to me. They'll never know what's on the teeth and they also want an opera singer to come on and think happy birthday which seems ridiculous. So meanwhile Lilly is still in bed after all this and just is like she's just sleeping at this point she needs to get the fuck up. Honestly take charge because anything I say gets taken into the fucking next level so I'm not even going to see anything anymore that's

Kyle playing the victim? Mm, always. So, then Max checks on Lily and Tumi talks to Sandy. She's like, okay, listen, I've, Tumi is like, I've got a fourth dude that cannot handle her hangover. And she's like, well, I'm gonna go wake her up. Okay, okay, gotta get up now. Mac, Mac, Mac, Lily. Ooh, wait a minute.

It's Sandy, I need you on deck. Sorry. I'm throwing up, who? I need you on this is your captain. It's your captain. Sandy, Sandy, your captain. Are you on this? Do you understand the concept of the captain?

So if you understand that, that's me. I actually run this boat. Yeah, I need you on deck. If you're ready, throw up. Oh, she didn't fall for it. Oh, yeah, she's ready. She's ready. She's ready. She's ready.

So much. She's like, this is a real job. I just need 20 minutes or so, I was like, oh, god, holy canola cheese. Hey, you know what? What if canoly was holy? That would be something. It'd probably be Jesus by now.

God, I'd let put those things down. You know, the guest want to scoop a dive to an underwater monument. I wonder if that monument's actually a canoly, a holy canoly. I can say that we're in the end of the water monument, anymore, because people would have just taken little nibbles of it until it was gone.

Unless they coated it in some sort of resin, that way the canole could be preserved for the rest of eternity. As a whole, they don't put canolees inside resin. You want to talk about needing a dental implant, How did he try to eat right through that resin? Boom, there goes the tooth. Hence the dental implant, dress me in a tux, put me in a fast car and call me 007. I've never seen a holy canole,

but I did once get a canole that was in the shape of David Crosby. What was it? Beautiful canole. Doesn't really make much sense, but God I love canolees. Sit point. Canolees are the bananas of Italian pastries. You know what? I wonder if we can get a inflatable canole. Right there. I don't want to replace the banana though. God I love that canole. Yeah it doesn't really. It

doesn't really have the same meaning. Sarri canole, I'm gonna eat a banana. No! God damn it, I don't want a banana, I want a canole. Oh my gosh. Is it? It's really doing a number on me. Is it possible to wrap a banana in a canole? You know?

Just take that little crispy thing and wrap it around the banana because that would be the best of both worlds, you know? Blah! You're still talking about bananas and canola. All right, sorry. Okay, when you're done burping, just get out dead. I already got it. Shouldn't have had that train of thought right over

while you're peaking. LAUGHTER Out loud. Anyway, the point is, this David Kross be beautiful musician and an even more beautiful holy canole. Hmm. So, Lily says, I think I drank a bit too much.

Fuck me. I'm like, I think so. I think that is an accurate diagnosis. So they just keep on cleaning. And now it's nighttime. And Lily still feels sick. And she's still throwing up at 7.30 p.m. And to me, it's just feeling like it's just a lot

training this woman. And she's not retaining anything and it's gonna be a uphill battle for people. Well then we'll find out that Laura loves singing opera. So she's gonna be the opera singer. She's like, I saw her when I was quite young. Well I was young. We would have phantom of the opera

and the CD in the car. I still carried that with me. Take on me. Take on this whole. I still carried that with me. TAKE ON ME! TAKE ON ME! HOOOOOO! Literally, there is no chandelier in this entire place and it's still just all on her head. How did that happen? It's been a rough week for Opera Unbravo between her and Julia.

It's rough. Bravo is just kicking art in the nets this week. So then Lara tells us, I still believe I'm destined to be an upper singer. So, never gets the bad. Glad you got some in there too. Just bursting everyone's ear drums today between me and you. Don't say much, blame Bravo.

Yeah. So then Lara Bunkter head on the bed. That's her version of getting the chandelier. She actually bunks the things. The chandelier doesn't need to fall. She actually just hits butt things. Okay, yeah. That's the like the boat getting revenge on that voice.

The boat's like, I'll play the chandelier. I think, oh, I didn't even get up by the bed. That hit me. So now it's next day. And Jack's in the kitchen cooking, and Lily's very excited. She really feels like, I really turned it around. I'm ready to go.

The Brit is back with better bounce than ever before. And it seems like it was all day. So you didn't really bounce back because you were gone all day. Okay. That is slowly getting back. It was not bouncing back. So then, so, and Lily's like, okay, yesterday,

yesterday I ended up finishing half the task and Tim was like, you did, all right, well, then how do you feel like your first trip was? And she's like, the next one will be better, I'm sure. And Tim is like, I get it, you know? Because I've started mid-charter before, you know? But you just need initiative.

You need to ask questions. All right, so Jess, you can train her, right? Jess is like, oh my god, why am I bad? Ah. Just hates that. So then, hey, tool me, tool me, Sandy. Can I get my clothes brought up? I don't have any clean shirts, and let's just say, I may have had an accident with a cannoli last night

after all that talk. So Lily's like, what's I put you to in this morning? And it turns out that Lily never brought the laundry up to Sandy's quarters. And Jess goes to do it, and she's like, but I put you to him this morning. And it turns out that Lily never brought the laundry up to Sandy's quarters. And Jess goes to do it and she's like, it's not ironed. So she finally takes the shirt over to her. And Jess is like, did she really finish the list?

And so, Tumi's like calling Lily to laundry. And Tumi's like, okay, you didn't steam these and then these weren't done. And Sandy's stuff wasn't done. And listen, my pet peeve, if you say done, I assume it's done. Oh my god, here we go again. Where's back square one, isn't it? Oh, last, you know, I was a list from last night and I was a list from today.

I mean, I feel like the interior is breaking down like I'm the one breaking it or something. No one realizes how little experience I have. You know what? It was like not filled with any positivity, yeah. Yeah, it's because positivity. You're a fucking job. There's a list. Do the laundry for Christ's sake.

They're not asking you to do their taxes. I know. It's like there was no laundry on the other bit. What am I supposed to do? I'm like, have you ever pressed start not on a machine before? So now they all get into their whites and they line up at the dock and say, and just like, put on that smile. Okay, well, maybe not you, Jack, that's a little scary. And then Mike Stevens, the primary, the dental implant guy, shows up. He's like,

I am so excited. I am jacked. I just learned that word. I hear people say that. I'm so jacked right now. This is so cool. It's awesome. Let's get this party rolling. Let's go. Hey, there's a gang black half-and-tons. I'm just kidding. Oh yeah, now we're talking. We're gonna have a nice meal.

He at this table, huh? And there's this guy named Amish, and he's like ordering some classes, and he's gonna be the drunken troublemaker of this group. And he starts really, he's like out of the box, out of the box problem. And of course their guy is so kind of like some. They're already the most obnoxious fucking people we've seen. Well, not ever, but in a while. And Kars like, oh my god, they're having the tomahead lives. Where did these guys when I was getting my teeth extracted?

I was like, wow, have they been women? They'd be like, please take me off of this. I can't. I can't deal with it. Oh, right because all of a sudden. Mm-hmm. Or I wasn't. I was thinking my teeth extracted.

Get off the ground, Kyle. I wasn't sure what he meant by that, because I was thinking maybe he meant like, God, like this would have been the time for me to have my teeth extraction not before So I thought he was because he was a dental implant guy. He was like oh my god These guys are fun, but I don't know. No, I think actually you're right. I think you're actually right I can tell you this much it matters The future of this podcast hinges on the

interpretation of this line. The future of this show, our friendship and the economy is arriving on this. Oh, by the way, Kissinger died, which is so weird, but Kissinger died last week and everybody was making memes on like, you know, fuck the worst, whoever the next worst person is in the world. Congratulations on taking that title. And I was like, Lars a pipin. That was Lars a pipin to stop.

I'm like, congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh my God. You know who I want to kiss on your Marrakes? He's like, so hot. So, um, Amish starts like throwing food at one of the other guys and he's like, Sunshine, my sunshine! And he's just like a very annoying drunk. And then someone else is like,

yeah, sorry Kyle, he's just gonna be throwing shit. We have no control over him. And then Amish starts like walk it around, he's like, and he's like in the galley. He's like, this is so freaking sick. Yeah man. And they're all like, ha, ha, great, great. Thanks for touring in the galley, he's like, this is so freaking sick, yeah man. And they're all like, ah, great, great, thanks for touring around the galley. Yeah, so they're assholes. And then Kyle and Jack are still, you know, who kind of frosty, but like really just Jack's just doing his job and then Kyle's coming in like, well, Jack is doing stuff.

And then he just like kind of like silently storms off. Yeah. It's really just stressful because of Kyle. Jack's basically just doing his work. Yeah. Kyle's like, I don't know, Jack, anything. Like this is how at it, he's at this point. It's all work related and this is solely what I'm focused on.

Trying to be kindled and trying to be bum-chums. This is not the place. I'm like Sure, yeah, cuz you're working. That's you're acting like you're making some sacrifice when all you're doing is just being professional Yeah, so Luke and Jess are like hugging and Luca is telling us usually like if I'm not in a relationship like it's a flame It's just a flame, but you know I always get in trouble with the girls. It always comes back to bite me. Oh, really? I can't imagine why five minutes before you completely start ignoring her and giving her the silent treatment and making her fucking crazy. Wow. Can't see what's coming at all. at all. This is classic fuckboy freezing when it's always like said in with like a laugh and an in sort of a passive voice as if like oh it wasn't anything that I did that gets

me in trouble. It's just that this is what what happens. I always get in trouble with the girls. I'm always huh I'm just a sweet young boy and I just always get in trouble. Um, well we saw with Natalia what happened there. He was pretending to be into her, but then you know she was still into her other guy or whatever, but we saw how quickly the act changes, you know. It's like the second he finally realized then he just dropped it and went straight for Jess to make her jealous. Now we're seeing what's happened when he actually gets the girl and the con quest and he's just gonna end up doing the same thing to her anyway. Yeah, wouldn't let this guy get just to win.

So the guests are getting their launch. There's a woman named Carmen there who cracks me up because she has like really intense eyebrows and she's like, I'm double fisting. And Sandy's now inspecting some garbage. You know, whenever they show footage of Sandy poking around the boat, it's always gonna be bad news. So, sure enough, she's like, hey, hey, if I have all the deck hands on deck, can you send someone down here to take the garbage out? Come on, now there's an overflow in garbage here.

I don't need a visual representation of Norma, right under my nose Am I right everyone high five? Oh no one gets the name. Oh my god, though. You said garbage. I got boomer I got I full power sick. Okay. Well glad you're back Great your back max take out the trash. Okay, do not put your penis in it max. Oh max. Don't throw it in the actual ocean Oh god, oh max Well, you know what he can learn and that's important right max you. Sorry, it's so cool. You know what? He can learn. And that's the important part. Max, you sorry? I'm sorry.

Good. Okay. All right. Max, this guy is penis up. You know what? I'm just going to, the trash is done. You know, small victories. Small victories.

All right. It's time to drop that anchor. Let's drop that anchor. Okay. Drop each, drop each. Ah. The anchor is down. What a day.

Took out the garbage. Drop the anchor. It's exciting. Exciting Took out the garbage, dropped the anchor. It's exciting, exciting times. Well, hey guys, double fisting Carmen, screaming down the slide, there she goes. Good for you, Carmen. Good for you. She was holding the GoPro and was right in her face.

She was like, ah! Carmen was screaming, her eyebrow was screaming, and so was her other eyebrow. It was like, green. Her eyebrows were actually doing the eye full tower. They're just high-fiving each other, but they weren't even being sexual about it.

They just were like, best slide ever. So Laura is talking about schedules with Kyle, and she's got to be up to 20. So Laura is talking about schedules with Kyle and she's got to be up to 12 tonight and then Kyle is like, nearly seeing the problem is me, he's from 12 to 3, that's when I'm running up and down and that's what killed me last time. And Laura is like, well, it will take an earlier break so she can help, you know, like I'll take an earlier break so I can help you, I can help Kyle out later.

Because I get my duty as Lee Deccan to help out when needed. Luca has to adjust the schedule to fit everyone's sleeping pattern. Because if I get cranky, I get sleepy, I get cranky. And you don't want to see me sleepy because it's not a good look if I get cranky. This is how I look when I'm cranky. Hmm. because it's not a good look if I get down, or I should be going down earlier. All I knew was that Luka was fucking up the scheduling. That was down there.

That was so good. That was so good. Yeah, they're having to help because stupid, what's your bum, the new girl doesn't know how to do anything. So they're having to help out, which has changed her schedules, but now nobody, Luka's not really good at scheduling stuff.

I love Laura. Love Laura. She is so funny. She's so good. I'm so sorry. She is so funny. She's so good. I'm so sorry. She is just wonderful. And so when I go to sleep, I think like, what's Laura doing right now?

When I wake up, I'm like, I wonder what Laura is doing right now. She's just under. She's just under. She's just under. She's just under. The fountains of the opera. So,

I also love that one. She says she loves opera because she listened to the Phantom of the Opera as a child in their family car. Not quite the same, but that's fine. Not the same. Has opera in it. Has opera-esque things in it. So, by the way, what was I watching?

Oh God, so I was at the dentist on Friday. I was at the dentist on Friday. I was at the dentist and it meant like my dentist is in a new office and they have like a TV that's like mounted to the ceiling. So that way when you have stuff putting your mouth on something. I thought I would love it, but I- I watched Tiger Show.

Oh, I watched, I was watching Great British Bake Off, the professionals, which I thought would be a great distraction that I felt like it, that made me tense. But anyway, on that show, they play classical music and they started playing the piece of music that Julia is singing on Miami. And maybe that's why I was gagging because I was imagining Julia singing opera

while I was getting a crampamp and put in a mouth. It was really unpleasant. The point is this. That's definitely gagable. The point is this. Bravo and opera do not mix well, especially at the dentist. Tink of me.

Yeah, they had me watching the tiger. It was like a nature show. I just remember a baby tiger getting lost from the mom and then they were going to get killed by I think Panthers. Tiger's in Panthers, I guess, don't like it was terrifying. And I was like, why aren't you, I couldn't look away literally unless I closed my eyes, but I'm not going to look away from that shit. Like I want to see what happened. It still baffles me that cats have no solidarity with each other. I'm like you are a lion You are a cheetah. You are brothers

Get along Do it. I just become Dr. Simone. I have brought us all together Because we are a family Okay, so Jack and Lily are hanging out and Lily say everyone feel like everyone has an infamy and he's like you're late on your second day To be fair and she's like a shot off and he's like just like but don't worry. It was only like five hours I mean you can't really blame everyone if they have an infe a can you know? I'd like on other feeling no one likes me because I'm so hot Difficult to be around some some of the good looking basically be all

Underfit bill and like you know like hard he thinks I'm turning everyone against him And I want I want to speak to him But I also think that he should be the one to instigate it. I like the idea of instigating a heart to heart Oh, we're gonna talk right now. Don't you even try to not talk to me about your feelings again? You know what? Jake has something on his mind and I'm sure he wants to see something but maybe he's too carelessly to see it. It's like, thanks for instigating that.

But here's what I have to say. I'm sorry about our tension. So one thing we didn't mention is Haley is now. No. Oh, she's mention is Haley is now- No, she's back. Haley is back. You know, Haley is leading the scuba dive and it's the first thing they've given this poor thing to do, like in years. And she's like, oh my god, diving is like what started me out being on boats.

And like I fly 15,000 dives. And you know what? I know diving really well. And I'm like, I really like it. Because like also, I don't have to talk when I'm under water. That's pretty cool too. I'm not sure you're talking very much when you're above water, either, Haley.

So now Lucas and Bed. So, oh, oh, oh. So Lucas on his break and he's in bed. And a text Natalia and he says miss you to Natalia and then she goes my favorite thing was all morning cool fidgets Which I'm like excuse me you cannot steal a from below deck down under that was I was gonna say That was not her they didn't have coffee dates. That was from a different below deck. Yeah, exactly And who was that having the coffee dates? It was from a different below deck. Yeah, exactly. And who was that having the coffee dates? It was Margot and like the skinny guy who looked like like a skinny Mr. Big. Yes, the friend-zone guy. And then there were also coffees on last year. Remember

when Natasha and Dave, This is something Dave. Well, he used to bring her coffee every day. And then after he got all stalker and crazy, he was like, fuck you bitch. On a text, he's like, duh, you slut. Because she talked to someone else. Then she, then she'd like leave coffee at his door. He, no, he left coffee at her door. And then she's like, he left coffee at my door and then the coffee spilled on

the other and it's what it all feels. Oh, hey, how to have did you say something? Um, yeah, by the way, speaking of blood, I don't know. I'm tired. I'm What did you say? I didn't say anything. If you must have been here in the wind, what did you say? I didn't say anything to him. He must have been here in the wind.

What'd you say? Wind is back. I didn't say anything about winds, and I... I should visually say something. Oh God. Zarina is not only fans, by the way, but I don't... It's not like... Wow, that a girl, good for her.

But I don't think it's scandalous only fans. It's like, do you want to see the other side of Zarina? And it's like her like, trust nicely. Yeah, only fans is tricky, isn't it? Because a lot of people are just on there for other stuff. Like, I don't know, we should have an only fans. Be like, hey, this is me watching TV with the Pillar. I mean, I don't know.

I guess it's just like you can do chill things that aren't fucking fucking, but she does that. And then guess who else is on OnlyFans doing sexy stuff? Leah, from Real Housewives of New York. Have you heard that? I did not hear that. She's doing sex. She's on OnLands. Yeah, I mean, like posing sex, sexily. I don't know if she's like having sex. I just mean sexy stuff. I can't believe I think one meter do that. You get on the ferris wheel and it goes too fast. You don't know how to get off. It's a reality reckoning. I'm only fans. Someone posted, which is so weird because you know, I'm like, don't shame people on Omnipad. I said, listen, you know, if I had the body, I would have been like an old school sex worker.

Like I would be doing it literally anything I could. I mean, I kind of have the boobs for it, but that's not the hair nor the hair. But at the same time, someone posted a meme today and I'm so sorry I don't remember who it is, but someone posted a meme on Instagram that said, this is Leon Omnip, and it was the girl from the ring crawling out the door. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha rude fucking funny people out there. That's what I remember. I'll tell you guys.

So either way, Luca then says to Natalya, I don't realize you lost something to Totsgan and that's the feelings that I've got. So fucking around. He's fucking around and he's about to find out. Yeah, so then Luca calls Laura and he's like, so who hasn't gone on break? No one's going on break.

Okay, we'll figure that out, we'll figure it out. And the stews are setting up for the dinner party and Tumi is trying to show Lily how to fold things. And she's like, you know, she needs to fold napkins so she can learn, you know? Like maybe one day she'll be really good and then I'll be like, I groomed you. Listen, look at this.

It's like Luca, Luca as a mate. Don't come on it. Don't, don't come on it. I like how low the bar has gotten with Lily. That's like, I wonder if I could teach her to fold an African in half. Can she make this square into a triangle? Can she do it?

So now Sandy's watching Laura. Laura's bringing the tender back from the diving expedition. And Sandy goes, look at her drive that boat. She's a pro guy. Wow. I've never seen this. Just hit me on the head. I've never seen a chandelier fall out of nowhere in the middle of the open sea. How those dorks shaping themselves like a chandelier just to come crashing down on

Lara's head. That was that was awkward. Yeah. So the the guests are back. They guess they loved Haley as a scuba instructor. They're like, she was great. Give her a raise, the way she pointed at things. Wow, amazing work. I hope she showed you that to, I hope she told you not to bite into that canoli. It's risen coated. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fish out there that lost a tooth because it tried it too hard. If you haven't heard about it, he'll be circling the boat in a minute to gasp some more about it. Just too late.

I'll just do it five days. So, Lara thinks there's some more talk about going on break. How much is going on break? Who's going to go on break? But it shouldn't, Lara's like, it shouldn't be me because I'm higher position. I should never go on break before someone else. But she's also annoyed because she's like, Luca knew we had an excursion and like, he should have sent people on

breaks before the excursion, said he didn't, and now we're all going on breaks now at the same time. Yada, Yada, the point is she goes, but I'm not going to throw a Hissy fit to attention like Max. And then we see a flashback of Max being a montage of Max having his events. So then a mentalist comes on board and does tricks for people. And he's like, all right, then let me wait. Wait, no, he's not. Mentalist is not arrived. Mentalist is not arrived, which is a key plot point because the whole point is that

Luca has loaded the tender up before the mentals had arrived. Now they have to take the tender down and it speaks to Luca's general mismanagement as a boason and it's an issue. Oh, oh. Yeah, sorry. I just went to list and just just started going on my own little my own little world So Laura's like why are we launting the tender? Why didn't she say something before and she's like to me It's pretty straightforward the bossin talks to the chiefs do they communicate about what's gonna happen during the day And during the night and this isn't the first time some cracks are showing with the experience

What did you guys do the whole day on the boat then? time some cracks are showing with the experience. What did you guys do the whole day on the boat then? It's true because I think they both were on the boat all day long and not once was their mention of a mentalist coming on board. So Jack is like, did it not tonight's going to be three courses? I know Americans love pork belly, right? But you're just like, we do. Yeah, right? Well I'm going to go with it anyway. I don't care. So look at getting the mentalist and, um, to me, he's like, Oh, are he? You've got mental powers and he's like, powers of deduction. You committed murder because of a tragedy that happened when you were five years old. You're also addicted to candy corn and you hate daffodils. That's actually correct. It's Simon Baker

from the mentalist. Just always kind of smelling and an abest. Who is the one who said that he smelled? Was that you who would learn that or a mentalist? You told me. Oh, I told you. I think you told me because I love to show the mentalist and years ago, I mean obviously we've been doing this too long. I'm like, hey, you're saying Stingboat, will you? But when the mentalist was on, I was like, oh my god, I was watching this show called The Mentalist. You got, I think you told me that you heard that he really smells like he refused to take baths and people would refuse to shoot with them because he was so beowy. and people would refuse to shoot with them because he was so beowy. Well, I wrote down, okay, so I did a search right now,

Simon Baker body odor, and then you know how like Google sometimes like pulls up its own answer first before the search results. Here's Google's answer, Simon Baker quotes, I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell good, pretty good without it. So he can go fuck himself.

Because guess what? You probably smell wretched, okay? Oh God, there's a... I'll tell you. I stink. Have I told, oh wait, you finish. Oh God, there's a... There's a article,

celebs who refuse to wear deodorant. I think this needs to be... Ooh. We need to get into this, because it's important for the public shaming. This is a good use of public shaming. Okay, I am already a guest. I am a guest. Okay, everyone, we pause this recap to bring you a very important recap instead about somebody's don't do deodorant. This is from nikiswift.com, so if this is incorrect, then sue nikiswift. Why not sue us? not? Yeah. Bradley Cooper takes multiple showers instead.

That's so much more wasteful. And by the way, that's not going to help. That's horrific. And then let's see, there's something about Cameron Diaz as a reason for going without, so she doesn't do it. I don't believe in anti-perspirant. It's really bad for you. I doesn't do it. I don't believe in anti-perspirant, it's really bad for you. I haven't used it almost 20 years.

Oh God, Diane Krueger is allergic. Okay, I guess she gets a pass. Mathemagony prefers to smell like a man. No surprise there, of course, Mathemagony doesn't. Okay, Simon Baker rejects all fancy fiddly girly stuff. I don't think Deodorant is fancy, fiddly, girly stuff. I'm just gonna go out on the limb and say that, you know? Yeah.

He says, he told People Magazine in 2002, he doesn't like fancy, fiddly, girly stuff, and he said he cuts his own hair, okay, that's something else. Tom Ford smells like a little sweat, a little dog. Courtney Kardashian reeks. Okay, Julia Roberts doesn't like sharing her secret. Luke Bryan opts for soap instead. Childish Gambino is on some hippie,

well of course Childish Gambino. I could tell you right now that he does not use the geodirant. Okay, so this is what we've learned. Wow, horrifying. Stay away from those celebrities. Yeah, that's a lot. Wow, I'm surprised. Listen, part of getting work is people wanting

to work with you, okay? We have to go to the vet and say, why don't you say thank you? Don't you feel like Jared Leto should be on that list? I'm surprised he's not. I don't know, but you know, sometimes I'm just glad that there's a glass between us and the people on TV. Yeah, I'm leaving.

Stinkiness. Simon Baker, shame on you. Shame, sir, shame. Okay, so why are we talking about that? Simon Baker, yes. So Jack is... Okay, so why are we talking about that Simon Baker? Yes, the mentalist. So Jack is... So Jack is checking on Laurence.

Like don't ask me anything right now. So then basically this mentalist, I really don't understand how this stuff works either. I think that he's very talented because he's casting like cards and people's hands and then having them write down stuff and then guessing what they're writing down. I'm like, how does he know?

I don't know how it works. So actually the first person that he goes up to is Carmen, you know, with the eyebrows. And she's very skeptical looking, well, especially because she has the eyebrows that can really work skepticism, you know. So he's like, I'm going to ask you, don't think of some famous place that you've never been to before, or maybe you want to visit, maybe you want to visit in the future, try to project to me this place. And she's like, hmm, okay, I'm thinking about it. And then finally, I'm like, what's the place that you're thinking about?

She goes, Australia. And he's like, it turns around the side. It says Australia. And then Carmen is a convert. And then from the rest of the night, she's like, yes, do it again, do it again. Yeah, they really loved it. And I kind of did too. I mean, I was maced.

Yeah, I don't know how. I don't know how mentalists do it. There must be some sort of like little clues that they are able to see it into our brains. I don't know. Yeah, I don't mean there. So let's see. So Lily, I don't think anyone likes me really. And Jess is like, oh, no, don't worry.

Like if they see working hard then they're totally gonna respect you. It's like, but how do I put on this sheet? It's like, oh my god, stop asking me things. That's all. Lily's like, did you know that if you take a square and fold it in half, you can either get a rectangle or triangle, my mind is blown.

Okay, so Kyle's asking for a deck hand available to carry things up and he's like, Oh my nine, aim lay three, I recline from my break. And Laura is seven hours left on break. And Max has 20 minutes left on break. And Kyle's like, did crew, did crew, coming for coil, coming for coil. Oh, I'm on the ground. I'm so familiar with me, I'm on the ground. And Justin, the Lear making beds, and so it's only to me and Kyle to help out. So they do one course, they're able to get it done, but then, then I look at by the way

as drop in the mentalist back on shore. So look at the only deck hand that's awake. And so now Kyle's like, if can't, if you could just seen someone first, you see something in the gale, just to please help some of these dishes, please, Leaky. And Sandy is of course over here and she's like, are any of the deck hands helping out? We're like, what's going on here?

Where are the rest of them? And she finds out that they're all asleep. She goes, what, did anyone answer? There are no deck heads. Look, I'm for for napping, not for sleeping. Just napping. We got to wake some people up. Wait a minute. I'm detecting real REM sleeping. Go on on. Okay, that's not what it is. Nape is like I'm detecting Get sleeping. Okay, I need some more Okay, eight of clubs eight of clubs got that mentalist is good. Just made me say that for no reason sleeping okay need some more he'd be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be and look at radios on the boat, it says that everyone's in cabins. And then it's like, you know, look, we only got you on deck, that's not okay.

Okay, we only have two people on deck. Not okay, I need someone on deck. So she goes in and wakes up Laura. And it's like, I need someone on deck. Okay, there may be some pirates coming in, you never know, could be a chandelier falling right in the middle of the ocean. I saw that earlier today, very scary.

Come on, you usually on deck at this time, Lara? Yeah, you know, we need two deck hands in case of an emergency, okay? It's not just for safety. It's also for service. So, um, Sandy is like, you can't only have one person, okay, you need two. I am not happy. I'm not very happy. The priority is this. The food. Max, get up. This is the stuff that makes me mad. You know what? Well, lots of stuff makes me mad, you know? Hand shakes instead of hugs. Don't like that. Swamping, I don't like. Don't like, don't like to see, yeah, lipstick on glasses and the crew mess after everyone's gone out to dinner. Don't like that.

Makes me mad. Do you know what I don't like? Not bananas. You know what I like? I don't like, I don't like? Not bananas. You know what I like? Things that are not bananas. I don't like hard drugs smuggled in by my chief stew onto a boat. And then if you're going to smuggle the men, I don't like when they're injected through their tours.

I don't like, I don't like drug cartels taking over my boat. I'm being run by someone who claims to be a chief stew. I don't like that. Oh, so Sandy's like, well, I'm not happy. And the priority, you know, I'm not happy, basically. And so Luke was like, but they didn't get their breaks. And she goes, you know what? If they call and the crew does mantra, I'm fucking mad.

You better watch out. Somebody's gonna. Nobody's gonna pay for anything. Come back next week though, where we pretend I still can't park, even though I can. Ding! And that was it for a blowdike this week. So, fun times, fun times.

Yeah. On this messiest season. Yup. Just keep sauna, keep sauna trucking this show. All right everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time, Okai! Bye! Bye!

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