Watch What Crappens - #2247 RHOSLC: Bath Salty

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E13) finally leaves U.S. for its first ever international vacay. We learn you can take Meredith Marks out of the bath but not the bath out of Meredith Marks. It’s a slurry, petty mess in Bermuda - tinged with the usual friendship battles and a soupçon of Greek mafia rumors. This show has it all.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. Rapids. Oh, what is your answer? Who can't guess what? Rapids, what is so much that Rapids? Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam Hi, Ronnie.

How are you? Well, aren't you a little sweet guy? Well, you're good. Oh, aren't you a little sweet guy? Balloons? Oh, thanks. I'm doing okay. I went to get a like facial thing today and they put some lotion or something on me that's tinted.

So I look insane right now for anybody's watching on video, I look like I'm doing a Michael Cora's impression, but I'm not. Okay, it's just me. Trying to take care of myself. Yeah, you know what? Sometimes that, you know, but I'm not, okay? It's just me. Trying to take care of myself. Yeah, you know what? Sometimes they, you know, sometimes you got to like, change it up a little bit.

You just look like you came freshly from Bermuda. That's what you look like to me. Like a nice little thing. I look like I came from Lisa Barlow's tanning bed and her tanning tent in her house. I think it looks lovely. It's a lovely shade of like, of bronzer. That's what it just looks like. You have some bronzer on. That's okay. It's not a crime against humanity.

You're like it. So today we are recapping the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which will start with that very shortly. Just a reminder, you can go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends and you can support at the crap ends on demand level and you can watch this on video, not just listen to it, you get access to our bonus episodes. We had heard from some people that they were having trouble accessing some of our older bonus episodes and crap ends on demand episodes. We're actually actively working on that. It was just an issue about tagging. So there's like a big back catalog. And so we are currently fixing the tags as we speak. Our friend is helping us out. So give that a few days. And then hopefully everyone's access should be fully restored. So sorry about that tagging. You know, it can really ruin,

ruin, ruin a day, you know? So there's that. We have our last Well Hello of the Year is up right now. It's a really fun one. Go check that out on OneDri Plus. And next week, please set your calendar now. It's a busy time of the year. It goes to your calendar now. For Monday, crappy hour is happening.

That is our show that we do live on Instagram. We also have a final one of the year. Is that the final one of the year? It gets so, yeah, because that's gonna be 11th, and then after that, it's Christmas break. So final one of the year, final one of 2023, crappy hour is gonna be on Monday, so don't wanna miss it. I'm sure there'll be plenty of bravo gossip

to talk about by the time that rolls around. So that's gonna be on Instagram, at Watch What Crappens. You can also watch it on YouTube. Just look on YouTube for Watch What Crappens. So that's it. That's all the fun stuff. Big vacation episode for Salt Lake City happening this year. They finally made it out of the country.

It took four seasons, but they were finally released from the American Southwest. And so they've made it to Bermuda. And it's a wonderful episode full of bathtubs and drunkenness and screaming that doesn't fully make sense. Well, you know, these shows we get to apologize for every other show to the rest of the world for Americans. And on this show, we really haven't had to because like who are you going to apologize to in Arizona? You know what I mean? Like the sorry that Americans are so embarrassing, Arizona. Arizona knows it's part of America, okay?

And so we don't really get to apologize, we do now. So you're welcome. And you're welcome for this, Bermuda, and that is this apology. We're sorry. We're sorry for Americans. We're sorry. We're really embarrassing. It's Muda literally has a triangle named after it where there's nothing but death and destruction and intrigue and scariness. And this is worse than the Bermuda triangle. This is more mortifying. Like they like you know Bermuda is probably like no we're sorry. We have this terrible triangle. I'mifying. Like they, like, you know, Bermuda is probably like, no, we're sorry, we have this terrible Triangle. I'm like, no, no, no, you don't understand.

We're about to bring you the real houses and salt lake. See, we are sorry. Our apologies. So, here we are. We are going to Bermuda. And so, of course, we get some happy hauses, some ha, the cerebrilla hauses. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know, I'm sorry for yelling at Ben at the beginning of this about interrupting my hustle. No, I felt like I'd be back.

I felt like you had practiced that hot thing. And I hear I thought it was just an improvised hot thing, but I realized I had stepped on a carefully planned of my horse orchestrated. Okay, go for it. Have, no, it's hot out. No, the chorus demands you have the floor. Nope, I have an opa.

Okay. So that's the Greek. That's the Greek hot. Opah. Opah. It's spring in Salt Lake City. That's what that's what these happy haze denote. There are there are blossoms.

It's warm. It's beautiful. So what better time to leave? You know, finally sun shines down on Utah. And they're like, we gotta get out of here. Time to go to Bermuda. So they're just packing. It's the usual stuff.

Yeah, a lot of Versace knock off bikini tops going into suitcases, which is what we see. And then Monica's one of those people who like answers with her baby. And she's like, oh my god, look, it's my baby on the phone. And then Monica's one of those people who answers with her baby and she's like, my God, look, it's my baby on the phone. And you're like, great. You know, Heather doesn't really hide her disdain for having to talk to a baby on the phone, which I really appreciate.

And Heather has had three of her own. So you know that she's done that to other people because if I had a baby, I would do that. I think everybody's baby is like the cutest baby to them. I would totally do that. But you know, the thing is I feel like in Utah, there's so many babies all over the place that by the time, like when you've had your baby, like this is awesome, but by the time your kids are like 17

or 18 and you know, some of them are out of the house, you've seen the baby think done a lot because there's so many babies that you're just so many baby over it. So many baby over it. Yeah and this is Monica's family and they talk about cycles of trauma and stuff with Monica's storyline and F. I mean this little baby candles almost old enough to tell Monica to fuck off and make her walk home and her knock off pajamas. Yeah, I know.

Also by the way, inspiring that Monica Monica still is excited to do the baby FaceTime gag after like, I mean, this is like her fifth child and she's still into it, you know. Yeah, you know, never gets old when it's your baby. It's when it's other people's babies. Like my cousin just had a baby. Hey, hi, baby. Hi. Okay. Put your phone up to the baby right now. Hi. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. You're so cute. That baby's cute. But any other baby, say the fuck off my phone while I'm trying to talk to you. Okay. Get the house from back to your mother. When people call up, I'll be like, guess what? It's my dying palm tree in the corner. Say hi. I don't have a baby. Bueller's here.

He wants to say hi to you. So moments are better though. That's the best way of plant because it's about the same. Honestly. Well, the only person that would say hi back is Monica's mother. Actually, or actually in this one in this episode We learned that Whitney waves to plants. Did you notice that? Whitney full on wave to a plant in this episode. I don't know what the fuck everyone's everyone's concentrating on how fucked up Meredith marks is in this episode

But what about Whitney just coming out of the villa or the house where they're staying and just waiting to nobody? I did not even notice that. I had to go back and look. I'm so good. I love that this show is developing a track record of people talking to plants and interacting with plants. A straight repetition to have. Also, we've ever had a Jesus fight on this show.

Or on one of these shows, have we ever had a fight where somebody's like, Oh yeah, you know the only people who can influence me, my sons, and Jesus, Jesus, God's son, what are you, the Messiah, the shut up? I don't think we've ever heard that. Not even from Alexis Belino. Alexis Belino is pretty Jesus-y. You think that she might have said that at one point.

Maybe. Yeah, oh yeah, Alexis is super Jesus-y. Jesus, Jesus that she might have said that at one point. Maybe. Yeah, I like this. It's super Jesus-y. Jesus-y. She's with John Janssen now. Is that a fish? Or is that just a photo? It's Instagram. I mean, I don't know if they're Instagram official, but I read it on Instagram, and that's the only place I get news, so I assume it's official. That's how you get on a show. That's how you get back, you know?

That's how you do it. John. John really struggling to get back on and do all that nothing that he does on TV. He really wants to be on TV, but he doesn't do a lot to stay on there. Well, yeah. Yeah, you know, he's such a private person. It's just hard for him to be in the spotlight, you know? Yeah, that's rough.

So let's go to Meredith's house. Meredith is looking through a clothes rack in her room and Brooks is just lying back on the bed using some kind of a roller on his face as he watches her and the roller is just going, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, she thinks, I don't know what, he wants a weather like him for me. You know, Brooks, I mean, well, you can't

have a weather like him for me. I'm a little tiny toddler, I'm gonna scroll up you can't come weathering from you. I'm using your little tiny toddler and a scroll up on the WN. Eh, squeak, squeak. He's just fully ignoring Meredith. He has like, basically the sudden roller, except it looks like a vacuum cleaner, so but it's not, and just squeaking.

She's like, well, should you please look up the whammy or pleasing, no, daytime will be warm, but what will my time be like? Can you Google it to the ham resources if you happen to in partake and a few things on an airplane? Will they be able to help when you land? Can you please Google that, proxy?

And he's just fully ignored, sir. Squeak, squeak. Okay, let's go to Angie's, year-in-old house. Let's go to Angie's public man's restroom house in a Nordstrom or whatever. So let's go to her house. So she's got her big bag and she's trying purses

on her dog and then Brittany, her assistant comes in to bring her her suitcase and she's like, I need your opinion on this big candy top because Sean isn't here, do you like this and she's like, yeah, she's like, no, I need you to talk like you are Sean. She's like, Meredith Marx isn't, I got it. Okay, I'll take it, good job.

Good job, Sean. And the bikini top, of course, is the Greek flag. It's like the cross, there's like the cross on one side and the stripes on the other. She's, is this too loud and proud? Well, I'm like stripes on the other. Is this too loud and proud? Well, I don't think it's too loud and proud because I had no idea she was Greek. So it was great to learn.

Great to learn her hair. I know that. Crazy as you can. You know, I wish you would talk about that more if people should be prouder, you know? Yeah. She should get some Zorba artwork. Her house.

I know. So then we have Whitney. She's packing bad Mormon into her bag. And then she's looking for an orange two piece and so Justin brings it in and Whitney is like, I was excited to finally go out of the country with my friends, but it's just hard because I'm just irritated with Lisa because it merits. morning to last of my best friend and Felisa to blow me off and get out there in front of me and then look me after as like a look at me like a after thought I was really mad really really really mad I'm always there for Lisa in her moments what are Lisa's moments? Lisa's moments Lisa's moments are like the line it talked about was too long like what what moments have you ever had to be there for Lisa? I don't think she has have moments. Lisa's moments are like the line it talked about was too long. Like what what moments have you ever had to be there for Lisa? I don't think she has moments.

I don't think Lisa has moments either. I think like. Right. I think Lisa is like one constant stream of a moment where she's just making whoever be her audience for like whatever she's complaining about. But I don't see Lisa being ever like, here's something I'm really sobbing about. Yeah. Do you think she's like that? No. I mean, she Lisa being ever like, here's something I'm really sobbing about. You see, I think. Do you think she's like that? No, I mean, she will have her moments, but her moments are usually deflection moments.

So if you're like, Lisa, my friend is in more, I'm in mourning right now, and you just like walked right by me and it was just like, you didn't even acknowledge it. You like, oh, Jack's going to Columbia, I'm having a moment. You know, so she has deflection moments. Yeah.

Like what am I supposed to acknowledge? Jack, Jack, move in to Columbia. I've acknowledged it, you're totally worth it. For Lisa, so six a.m. airport arrivals, Meredith is still showing off those pink Oreos that she's had, especially made for her. You know what? You know, so much of maybe checking ingredients on those Oreos based on how Meredith is the rest of this episode.

Because there may be something going on with them. That's bentos. It's not all right. Don't blame the Oreos for the bentos work. If Oreos made you like that, I would never be coherent on this shot. Although that's not really Benzorias. Benzorias. Or if they're the Greek orias,

it's Benzopo orias. Yeah, it's Benzopo orias. Benzopo orias. Benzopo orias. So Angie and Lisa are hugging and we need like, I have not talked to Lisa since Meredith's event. Nurt, do I want to? I'm just going to Lisa since Meredith's event near it. Do I want to I'm just gonna take my sleeping pill and

Follow sleep on the plane to Nine Bermuda Bahamas So Angie is talking about her is it patchish like oh my oh Do you believe I am about to get is it when we go on Greek vacation? I had to put dots on my face and once D dots work, there will be no more pimples on my face ever again.

I love that. Oh my god, I love that. Looks amazing, Hans. And you said things look amazing. Yeah, she basically blamed out her forehead to obscure the zit patch that she had put on there. I mean, it's just, and then by the way, she's still rocking her giant pink sunglasses. I just love that she has like just two pairs and she rotates them back and forth from episode to episode. You can always tell when we're on an odd number

at episode based on the color of her glasses. So it means like the only things I've ever heard about Bermuda are kind of scary. I heard that Bermuda is filled with goblins. It's scary. It's like what? I heard Bermuda are shorts, but they're trying to be pants, but they also still want to be shorts. You know, pirate ship, sunken treasure, I thought we'd find Lisa's ring. And Mary says, I mean, why do I have this horrible, looming feeling that I will never be seen?

Because you're about to overdose on a plane, maybe. I don't know. I mean, if you have a looming feeling that you're not going to be seen again, maybe you don't take an entire bottle worth of pills. But listen, who am I just a suggestion? Because I'll make you. So, stick around. So now it's Bermuda Day 1 and they're like landing and Heather's on her phone and she's like, we've landed in Bermuda. I'm so excited.

So is Meredith and she just like turns the phone to Meredith who just passed out in her chair, over Benzode. So then in the sprinter van, Heather opens some champagne and she's really trying to, you know, make happiness happen on this trip. She's like, okay, look how the open to open bottles. Me, yes, cut. And in front's like, whoa, you know, great.

So Meredith is in the back, like, cuddled up with the blanket and has a hood over her head and she's like, is there anything possible to me, the champagel warmer in me? This is me. And how there's like no, sir, do not listen to Meredith. She is non-charge this trip, Monica and I was like, no sir, do not listen to Meredith. She is non-charge this trip, monican IR, and then they toast to like warm weather

and the driver Jonathan's just like chuckling in the front. He's like, these ladies are great. I love a drama free group of people. So they do it cheers, because it's so beautiful. Emily says, like, oh my God, it's so beautiful. Heather, you did so good, Heather. Heather, you did so good, Heather, you did so good's so beautiful. Heather, you did so good, Heather. Heather, you did so good, Heather. Heather, you did so good.

She keeps saying Heather, you did so good because now she's being friends with Heather and not friends with Whitney. And she's just like a kind of overdoing it to rub it into Whitney. And I'm like, I understand maybe Whitney's taking the whole, like you did, you gave Heather a gift when I'm mourning my friend. Maybe she took that a little bit too far,

but she is still mourning her friend Lisa. I mean, Jesus, just say you're sorry. You don't have to like pull in like a whole jealousy move for Heather and Whitney now. Yeah. So, Meredith's like, I'm going to screw it up my hamper, turn it in, turn it up. She's basically like Meredith already sort of sounds like a dying tape recorder but now it's like really we're at the last few like bits of energy in that battery. Yeah and Whitney's like well we all took the same pills on the plane by Meredith check it twice on accident call unquoted. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial

So then they start so it's later and they're still driving along I don't know this looks like it was very far from the airport every time they go anywhere in this van It seems like it's a five hour trip They're going somewhere and they're talking about how this there's fluorescent Orange everywhere and so they're asking the driver and Lisa's like, why is this sandpink? It's a tough fish and he's like, yeah, we have fish called parrotfish and they eat algae If it's shot is that what it is is shot? It's pink shot, Angie. She's like, I want that shot I want that I want that I want my poo to be pink and Greek, Opo.

I'm on Opo. I have Opo. Driver, is there any way to turn these pink beaches into sunglasses? Thank you. So, meanwhile, now I have this, I mean, Meredith is fully wrapped up in a blanket and she has this inner hood is on and Heather's like, oh my god, someone help Ooby-Won Canobi

over there. And then, excuse me, I think I might be getting a little sick. I'm so cold, aren't you cold right now? Anyone who is fixing any of my little baby to warm me up? Does he arrive at the house? Heather, you're so kind, Heather! There is a house! Look at there, he's never been friends with me about that. And Angie's like, oh my god, there's cocktails. So they go in, they get a cocktail called the Dark and Stormy, and they get to their first big

out of country match. Yeah, it's a really big, really big mansion in America. It's like, oh my god, girl. This could like fit like 700, like, mansions, girl. And we see like all her little houses like stacked up together over the How over the mansion and they're all like walking around and like oh my god This is like amazing. Oh my god And they just are like they're just like thrilled I mean this is a huge upgrade from like no shade to the Trixi motel, but this is a big upgrade from it And a lot of people have tried to break away from the, okay everybody run around for your

room. So they've tried to break away from that mold because I mean housewives have been on for 90 years. But Heather fans this shit and she does not care. It's like I'm on a housewife who's in charge of a vacation. Everybody run for your room. Yeah. She really says it and when he goes run.

So then they are all like running. I murdered this and Meredith is still wrapped up in her blind cash. Like, anything. Racing a pick room, seriously. I'm bumbled up in my mask. Just give me a room with a bathtub, and then they can complain. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Okay, so Meredith wants a tub. Everybody heard that. Meredith is all pissed off because everybody runs to the rooms with the tub. Meredith cannot run. You know, just a problem with the donors, okay?

You know, Coke isn't very relaxing, but at least you get stuff done. Until you know, starts bleeding and you know. You feel like you're having a heart attack and then you pray to Jesus to save you this one last time. Okay, so Meredith is a cross-armed, going to the buffet and they're pissed off. And I'm like, wow, they're really fucking with Meredith today.

Not only did they take all the rooms, but now they're making her eat carbs. It's like huge gigantic sandwiches. Are you just trying to trigger Meredith at this point? I know, I thought it was kind of thick of them all to take the baths up. I mean, I thought it was kind of a dick of them all to take the bathtub. I mean, she could have hustled a little bit more, but also like if it's your friend,

you just offer your friend, if your friend is in need, I would personally, Ron, if you were sick and you were walking around in like a big blanket and we're like, all that is a bathtub, I would let you have the bathtub room. You really? You're taking my bathtub room? Yes. Well, I feel like it wasn't only a bathtub. I would let you have the bathtub room. You really? You're taking my bathtub room. Yes.

Well, I feel like it wasn't only a bathtub room. It was just a shitty room in general. That was just like not the good room. It wasn't a good room. We saw it. We were in it. Everybody else has these big glamorous, gorgeous rooms. And she just has a shitty little room with a shitty little bed.

Listen, you know, you can't run. And also, she's not sick. It's not like she's sick, sick. She took too many fucking bills. That's different. I mean, if I was like, Ben, I have penimonia, please help me. And you helped me, that would be cool. But if I was just like fall down drunk,

I don't think you would. I think you'd be like, why is fall down drunk? So we didn't get a room. But I don't know, I mean, if you, if like taking bath was like a really big thing for you at like, I think I'd still would let you have a bath.. But I don't know. If you, if like taking baths was like a really big thing for you, I think I'd still would let you have a bath. But then again, I don't know if I care as much about like big rooms or views or things like that. I mean, those things were nice,

but I don't necessarily need them. I mean, I just need like a nice bed, you know? Yeah, that's true. And anyway, I don't know what we're talking about this. Like, we don't know each other. We'd both be like, do you want the room with the bathtub? No, no, no. But it would actually be the bathroom. No, I don't want it. I don't know what we're talking about this. Like, we don't know each other. We'd both be like, do you want the room with the bathtub? No, no, we have it. But it would actually be the bed room.

No, I don't want it. I don't want to be there. You do it. You do it. We literally, we've actually, this has happened for us before. But honestly, I just need, know what I need in my room. I need a bed, and I need to have outlets nearby. Not creative.

Like actual electric outlets, so I can plug in my laptop, and then my iPhone, and then, you know, all the various electrons need to be plugged in. And then I'm set. Like I don't, I don't need, and I literally need nothing else in my room. I need a good shower nozzle because that's one thing we've learned about hotels. Most showers and hotels, even the nicest hotels, what to us. It's like anything high at place in a bath. Most of them just have city shower nozzles. They're terrible. They're shitty.

Like I want a strong nozzle to hug me. And I'm inside. It's warm water, gushing all over me. Bring me hot. Yeah. Okay, so then they're like so Meredith, what room did you get, shank? Oh, it's numberor one doesn't have the

Alright eat then I'm gonna eat these non-Greek potatoes So then Heather's like wow the trip is ruined Meredith Marx does not have a hot tub I do not have a bathtub. We might as well go home now pack your bags kids. Let's go pack it up Trips over and get in your covered wagon. So then Meredith's just like, loads as a door, she's land to door like. Yeah. So Monica's like, maybe I should go meet, maybe I should go meet Meredith a little plain girl.

So she does because Monica's extremely messy and wants to go cause some shit on this trip, right? And this is one of those episodes where Monica is acting super like oh look at me just here not making any drama just having a good time watching everyone else fight but manage she's like a little farmer walking around a planting all these scenes well not only that well we don't know is that Meredith and Monica like knows something about Angie and so I think that Monica is being really nice to Meredith, because she,

Monica does not want to do what she's going to wind up doing alone, even though that is what's going to happen, because that's Meredith. That Meredith is so good about setting the idiots up to take the fall. So Heather, meanwhile, while she goes check out on Monica, we have a really intriguing culinary moment. This is the sort of discussion you have

if you want to have a show on the food network. So Heather's looking at a fruit skewer, and there's like a little, I guess there's a little tomato on top of it. We never actually get clarity on what exactly it is. Heather goes, what do you think this is? At least it's like, ah, tomato on a fruit skewer? Tomatoes are fruit, is that tomato? Maybe it's tomato.

But why would you put a tomato on a fruit skewer? She's like, okay, would you put a tomato on a fruit skewer or a skewer with me? I mean, really? Like, she's really upset that they would put a tomato. Which is a fruit. I mean, granted, we don't often have the mixed in with fruits, but like literally, they probably think nobody

even eats that shit. Like, who eats a fruit skewer? You've got gigantic sandwiches right there. I know. I was actually hoping it was secretly gonna be like a little cum quad, and then she was gonna be surprised when she bit into it, but I think it was just a tomato. But I just love this like philosophical conversation

they were having about the tomato and the on the fruit skewer. Well this show always, this show has a way of worrying the audience and then getting really good, right? Because Heather's doing that thing where she's working really hard to make this entertaining. She's like, look at me popping a bottle on everybody. Oh wow, here we are. Let's imagine. Everything.

Like she's really like going hard and trying to make jokes at every little thing and everyone else is like me whatever And now she's trying to make a tomato bit happen She's like okay, we're gonna talk about a fucking tomato for 20 minutes Something is gonna happen on my trip and it worries me sometimes. It's like oh god This shows gonna go downhill and one episode and the season's gonna stop from now on and then it gets really good So got a got a credit to show yeah, so Monica checks on Meredith and then it gets really good. So, got to credit the show. Yeah, so Monica checks on Meredith and then, oh yeah, so Lisa's like,

um, so why don't you like come out here and chill? My husband says, oh, and she's a sick girl. So like you said, she goes to check in and then Angie then goes up to Whitney and she's like, wow, look at this, here we are, no kids, no husbands, no plates of baklava and spanacopita going around. Wow, we are in a whole different world.

Really all I have is you and this plate of patopas. Lupa! So then there is another trip where they're by themselves by the pool. I don't know if they're being ignored by everybody else, but obviously just on their own, right? And so she's like, I'm gonna go look at the water. So they run down to the beach. She's like, do you wanna come with me?

She's like, opposite of Nupa! So they go. And then Heather is still continuing her tomato conversation. She's like, but so baby tomato or an adult small potato. All right, tomato. And why would they put it with cannellope?

It just don't understand. And Lisa's talking about how she left Meredith's event really upset and that Lisa and Whitney still haven't talked. And then meanwhile, Whitney's still talking to Angie, and she's like, I do not want to put you in the middle Angie. So don't answer if you're not comfortable.

But has Lisa said anything to you? Is there anything you'd like to say to put yourself in the middle? She's like, no, when she told me, she left Meredith's event, and she was very upset about it. Oh, because I sent her a text, and she never responded to me.

Yeah, like I felt like me being that positive person in her life was like the pivotal moment and then she became this better version of herself. Okay, no she hasn't. What are you talking about? And then we think lips of, thank you for supporting this special Olympics just me Lisa, Lisa being, oh my God, I love regular Olympics, special Olympics, amazing Olympics, love

that, I love backs. And then we see them plunging into an ice bath for the special Olympics. And it's like, see, she's a better person. She did a polar plunge. Only good people do polar plunges. But right now, I'm not happy with things with Lisa. It feels like all of that is at the door. She's a bad person now because she's mad at me. So then Lisa and Heather, back to Lisa and Heather and Heather's like,

yeah, well, you know, how's it going with Whitney? Because Whitney did say that she's been helping you, like, you know, not make it all about you. Gather fucking this story. Emily says like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, she said she's helping you change the way you are or something like that, which is great. She said that.

That's fantastic for you. She said something. I think the phrase was no longer a heinous bitch. I don't know, it was something. I remember hearing something, or saying that. What? I'm really about like, you used to be this like self-involved

sociopath, but now I should be the good person. Oh my God, what? Wait, changing, you know I don't believe in change. I hate coins. I hate that. Yeah, no, I think the word, words massive slut were used, but now you're okay to be out. What?

You know what, listen, you know, I don't appreciate this. And Heather's like, yeah, she's saying, you're more healing now and you're intuitive. And she's like, I'm not healing and I'm not into it. Literally everyone knows that. Gross, what did she say? You got like three days ago. I mean, she said that you're becoming a bad like- Heather's just like rubbing it in just a bit.

Yeah, it's so obvious what she's doing. And Lisa is falling for it. So hard. She's like, what do you mean? She's like, yeah, you're becoming a better person because of her friendship. She's like, no, I'm not. I'm still a terrible person. Everybody knows that. I mean, give the girl a crystal. She thinks she's the Dalai Lama. And now she's thinking that like, hanging out with her, makes me a better apartheid. Ah!

Never. She's, you're not the Messiah Whitney. I'm like, okay, are we doing a Dalai Lama metaphor? Are we gonna do a Messiah metaphor? Because we have to kind of get them in line here. Maybe here should go back to church Whitney and find out who Jesus really is, a man with a crystal and Tibet.

I love some Messiah snaps. Yeah, although he does have mess in his name, so you got to give him spray. So at least it's like, yeah, you know what, like I enjoy my friendship with Ratna, but I've never like looked at it like, oh my gosh, I'm like a better person with Ratnae Brals, You know what makes me a better person? Like God, okay. And like my kids and like Diet Coke. And that's how that's reflected. Unless like Jesus Christ comes walking across an ocean of Diet Coke. I'm not into it, I'm not doing it.

Jesus is like, I'm not gonna go walk across the Bermuda triangle. So, so then Monica Knox and Merit. That's why Jesus hasn't been back. He tried to save somebody in Bermuda and just got lost in the Bermuda triangle. So, really kept religious life for thousands of years. He's like, you're going to be right back. I haven't left. I'm just having some issues in this triangle. Um, so Monica, Monica Noxon, Merit's door. And, and so she brings some food. And she's like, how you feeling cold, girl? I'm not as cold as I was before.

I'm not really shivering anymore. I'm doing too many, too many fabrics in this bathtub right now. I don't know how that out. Well, how are you feeling about the whole name situation, girl? And she's like, well, I'm with Mary. Mary heart, my, you see, you all see, I'm not well at all. I'm walking around and bringing it on a blank can

after taking multiple baths of on a plane. And no matter how many sensitivity, I'm just hearing what the make sure Meredith gets a bath tub and somehow I don't have a bath tub. Follow me. I mean, we're on vacation. If one of the other women were sick and needed to get into bad and also love their bathtub. I would have made sure they had somewhere comfortable to go unless it was an NGK in which case I would put her out on the welcome mat.

Unwelcome mat in this case. But you can't give me a decent warm with a bathtub when you know I'm dry. So she tells her it feels like I have a level of respect from the women in this group right now that looks like zero, which Monica, of course, twists in about five seconds. So she's like, you want these blinds open? Because I'm going to go town on the air

and everything you just said, golf. And she's like, yeah, it was close, almost like, you know, all right. So then, of course, she walks right out to Lisa and Heather. And she's like, yeah, she's really upset. She's mapping now. And there's like, oh yeah, did you rock her to sleep? Right Lisa, you say something Lisa.

She's like, yeah, did you like swaddle her? She's like, actually I did both of those girl. And she also said that like the room situation made her realize like, actually I did both of those girls. And she also said that like, the room situation made her realize like, ah, and remember how selfish everyone is in this group of girls. Which is not what she said. She's everyone is selfish.

She said that no one's respecting her right now. I'm not that we get a boom. And then Monica's like, she's visibly not feeling well girl. And all she wanted was like a room with a bathtub So like I tried to make her feel better by like having her face on my baby, but like that didn't really work Well, you know what? I wanted a missionary son in France, but I didn't get that I have a missionary son in Columbia, and you know what? I'm making the bath tub So that's what she's gonna have to do with that a bathtub

And then there's like yeah, she can just, she's witnessed about, that. Me, they're so close. And all I wanted was a thematically appropriate fruit skewer, but I got a tomato on top instead. And I'm okay with it. I'm, I'm adjusted. So Monica's like, she's like,

well, Meredith feels like a complete crap. But I love her and I care and I'm worried and I'm concerned, but I'm not enough to give up my room girl. So Heather's like, um, well I would give her mine but I use my bathtub as my dirty clothes hamper. It's hilarious, I've just stood dirty clothes in there. Yeah, I understand that Martha has an obsession with bathtubs but I have an obsession with views and I am not gonna give mine up

because I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with views. So, Heather's like, so, you know, your birthday trip is after a great start, huh? How do you feel about being here? And I'm like, well, I'm more connected to like, poor children, but I'm glad to be here

where my grandma was born and my great-grandpa, my great-grandmother, like, you know, they built the houses and the businesses here. So, like, if you say, like, uh, Ross, my great-grandmother did that. So, you're welcome for this mansion. Yeah, like, if you see me like cursing at a house, just know it's just because of my mom. So, then, um, Whitney, meanwhile, is with, stillothangie and she's like, do you care if I put my feet in the sand? Ooh, I just jumped out in the sand.

I'm gonna go catch a fish. Are you coming? I'm gonna catch a fish. And Whitney goes racing out into the water where there's a bunch of large fish. By the way, I'm not touching those fish. They're just like the shadowy large fish. I'm there very fast.

I mean, the water is so beautiful. You can see right through the water. It's not like water where you used to because I feel like LA water, you can't see through that water. It's like great, you know, but this is like crystal clear water. And you see the fish under the water and they're huge shadowy things and they're so faster. Brie. Like, is that how fish move? Why would anybody do that to them? So don't go in there. Also, were those the parrot fish?

Because the thing with parrot fish is they, they shot, they shot, but they also like, don't they have like really strong like chumpers, right? Like I don't think you wanna go putting your fingers near their faces or anything. Okay, I'm just like saying. Really? I think I seem to remember that parrot fishes have like really strong, like you should be careful.

Well, I know this much. They can't keep a secret. That's a parrot fish. Don't talk about it. I don't give any codes out in front of your fucking parrot fish. I really look up lapping it. I'm gonna look at parrotfish dangers. I'm gonna look at parrotfish danger.

Well, I think first of all, oh, you can't eat their liver. I'm talking about like, well, they bite me. Why do we need to stop eating parrotfish? Okay, all right, so. Did not get any parrotfish. I need to get a parrotfish. Here's what I looked at.

I looked bitten by a parrotfish. Oh my God, they do have you. Oh my God, these fish are hilarious. They have a pompador first of all They and their bucktooth if they have chomper they look like they have Bravo chomper So you know how everyone on Bravo gets new teeth. That's what this fish have Yeah, they have they definitely have veneers and they have like a more like like this is like what five head five had the fish on below deck down under it was like trying to be like but totally missed that. Yeah, it was going for it, but it couldn't quite get the pompadour because sheet knockoff

stupid five head fish. You know what? I'm going to present this because people who are in video, you know what? Sometimes you just get a little extra and I think this is totally worth it. Look at these fish. By the way, I have to say to the person on the qu�. That's ridiculous fish. Okay, there's someone on qu�.

I asked this question, should I take a tennis cut shot after a parrot fish bit me on the thumb? This parrot fish is like, I am the fence. This parrot fish is like, I am the fence. Well, either way, like Whitney should not be trying to catch a parrot fish because that's not going to end up well for. I was bitten by a parrot fish. So then Heather starts doing it. Oh my God, there's a shark. You can see it.

So then we go, we'll go to get ready because it's time to go out and Meredith is still in bed. I'm just going to take your browser off the screen. If you're not sure you're gonna sick of it. Oh my notes for? Or something was it what the parrotfish went away? Oh I think it was the crap ends It was the crap ends who cares what it was sorry about that. Sorry It's like I show people to see my screen and then I forget that it's on I do it all the time

So Now there are leases hanging up or clothes and Whitney's showered and then a producer's sexy Meredith's checking on her and she's like, I'm really not going, I'm really not going. So then Monica facetimes with Brey and shows her the view and everything. Does that whole thing like, oh my God, you would freak out, it's so beautiful here

to have fun in the tiny house with grandma. Bye. I know. And Brey's like, really happy for your mom just over here raising your children and your mother. So that's, I hope you're having fun and paradise. I was thinking, yeah, even though my mom and I are not on great terms, I'm really glad that she's helping me reconnect and organizing with my family.

So that's really nice. So then the EMT arrives for Meredith, which we knew was going to happen. And Meredith is just longing the bed. Like, he was laying there with dead fish eyes, just like a parrot fish out of water. She's just like comatose eyes have open. And we hear that, blue, blue, blue. Yeah, she's going through it. So her blood pressure is fine. She's just dehydrated. So the EMT gets her going with a little drip.

Is it of Rose? Because we see the close up of the drip and it's pink. This is the housewives drip, for sure. It's like a box of, you just follow, it's like a, to a box of frowns. So then we go to the beach and there's a bartender making them local drinks and Heather's like, oh my God, this trip is historical.

You know, I want everyone to learn Monica's culture and it's rum. Yeah, we're gonna start with our first cultural experience. We'll be drinking. So everyone gatherers, and then the guys talk about the different rums. Like this rum is a dark rum,

and this is another rum, here's another rum, and here's a rum we just created to celebrate Florida Duffy, an Olympic gold medalist in 2021. They're like, yeah, it's Florida Duffy! So they all want a Florida Duffy cocktail. Yeah, and then Monica's like, oh my god, I just started drinking in my 30s. Flora Duffer. So they all want a Flora Duffee cocktail. Yeah. And then Monica's like, oh my god,

he just started drinking in my 30s. Like I never had a drop of alcohol or anything until I was excommunicated. And then I was like, well, fuck it. Party. Were you a little bit surprised as I was that NBC did not try to out Flora Duffee because you know, like if there's any whisp

of like an Olympic tie-in that they can do, NBC will do it. Like please welcome our guest judge, the sister of an Olympian, Gina Duffy. Oh, imagine a Florida. My good friend. Julia Duffy. My good friend, Patrick Duffy. How did you get those curls, Patrick? Tell us.

Chefs, this week we want you to make a dish that celebrates all things Duffy from Flora to Patrick to Julia, who will also be your three guest judges. You have 10 minutes to make a five-course meal. Good luck. Well, I don't know anything about this Florida Defi person. I mean, first of all, congratulations on your Oscars because that's really cool. I mean, your Olympic gold medals, that's really cool. But I will say maybe Florida Defi is not doing well because I was thinking when Monica was talking about how she didn't start drinking till her 30s, everyone I know who

starts drinking later in life, it doesn't go well because it's like that. I think it's that kind of freedom or anything if you don't start it till later than life. You know people who come out of the closet late, it's like, oh, wow, I'm a horror 50. You know what I mean? And then just like, permissive, super promiscuous. And I feel like it's like that with any fun thing,

when you get it too late, you're just doing too much of it too late. And anyway, my worry is that Florey Duffy is somewhere. Like they were like, hey Flore, we're giving you, we're giving you your own problem. And she's like, well, you know, as an Olympiad, I don't really drink, but I'm a diet. Oh, holy shit.

She won an Olympic medal and then she was never seen again after she was turned into an alcohol. Well, her career took a left turn after she got drunk on her own run, waited into the ocean and had two of her toes been knocked by a parrotfish and now she can run effectively. It's tragic story. Florida Fee couldn't be here today. Fortunately, she swirved off the road into a snowbank and Meredith Marx almost died. So, this will all be portrayed in a lifetime movie starring her long-lost sister, Julia.

Julia Buffy. Okay, so Whitney comes super late and Monica's like, oh my god, you're like a freaking parking cone, which they're wearing the same color. So, Lisa is talking about how Florets, she's like, Florets, Elfie, X-O, Everett, especially, Butter Mad, right? Right, everybody, like Florets, Elfie's so good at Butter Mad, am I right?

You got Florets, Elfie, only won that medal because she knew Whitney and Whitney made her. I better met Par I said my right. Thank you Whitney for winning a gold medal for Florida because you knew you'd be standing on her island one day. Thank you. And Whitney doesn't really get it. She's just kind of like, I don't understand.

She doesn't get it at all. So then they're like one of wears Meredith and you know they're like oh yeah she's hooked up to an IV and everything and Lisa tells us now we know I'm Meredith is so good at turning butter because she really knows how to melt things. Try to make a jerk like that Florida. And then we cut to Fadra putting on casket makeup for Meredith. Meredith is just lying in there and bed like with her dead fish eyes and Fadra's like, you're gonna get that done right up. You're right.

I know. Like they're like, okay, she has a pulse. Put her in glam. Do what it takes. I don't want to. They really are gonna weaken weaken to Bernie's her. Yeah. So she's like, I don't even know what's going on.

I ain't wanting the baths up. I ain't only not getting a bathtub beyond that. I don't know. Baths. Bad. I'm hanging on. I'm laughing. I'm laughing.

I'm laughing with Seth Merks and the math time. So then now the woman are getting on to a Sprinter van. And her weight being comes out of the house and waves it. Nobody in a bush. I don't know what. So Whitney's waving at bushes and Meredith is now, she's well enough to get on the Sprinter van. They all get in and Whitney's like, she's really, yay.

And they get in and then as they're driving along to this restaurant and my friend goes, oh, I have a question for everyone in this car. So, goodbye, guys. Oh, here has a room or a bathtub, and they all like raise their hands, including the driver. And she's like, oh, okay, thanks like oh okay thanks thanks oh look I am seeing is that Laura Duffy in a ditch over there oh she even she is raising our hands that's just not fans she's like this is what we call a

past these days sister more for a daffin that was story so you all saw that I was one who's the ghost covered in blankets. What a doubtful. What a story. What a doubtful. It's a tragedy really. We're really doing Florida for you wrong. You can tell you got my, you know what I'm saying?

So Meredith's like, you all saw I was one of the ghost covered in blankets and the middle of it. I'm the one who said all he wanted to do was take a bath. And somehow I got shoved in a room with a tub and I just feel it might have been nice knowing I'm sick. For you guys to get me a room of the man, I'm a sick, sick person.

So Lisa being the sympathetic friend that she is, who's supposed to give you a bath tub? Who's supposed to do that? And it's just like crickets, because no one wants to go off, I guess, my right is, but they're all sticking to their guns. Which I appreciate it.

Because normally when people do that, I feel like someone's like, oh, what if you were room? No, you did. You took too many drugs, you don't get your room. So Meredith's like, that's yours. I mean, you know, that's what happens on vacation. Take too many drugs, you don't get through a. So Meredith's like, that's what happens on vacation. Take too many drugs, you don't get through a mumeau.

That's how it is. We've all been there. You know what I mean? I mean, I am the queen of gilting people if they've hurt me, but I can't get people from me being too wasted for something. And it's happened multiple times. So Meredith's like, wow, I'm not picking on anyone specific.

You know, this is a group of the whole. I just don't feel respect. And this exemplified, the respect, I don't feel. I would like to be mean to respect me. Well, I don't know if Meredith checked the itinerary for this trip, but there's absolutely no time for leisurely soak in a bathtub, and then we cut to two hours earlier when you take me a bath.

I was gonna, by the way, so with all this bathtub stuff, I was like, I'm gonna make a meme, and I was like, wouldn't it be funny to make a meme with this and like, what lies beneath, so then I rewashed the scene on what lies beneath the Michelle Fyre in that bathtub? Wow, that is a gripping scene.

That is really intense. I was like, I cannot make this into a mean. This is too intense. And that was, yeah, I know. That's the outside. I recommend. I recommend everyone go and rewatch that scene because it's very intense,

but then you don't have to watch the whole movie also. You can just watch that scene. I thought that was a good movie. It was a good movie, but I'm just saying you can just get to like the best part, you know? Yeah. It's just like in this show, we could just fast forward to dinner and we'd be like But here we are taking 20 hours to talk about it till morning, but still you could just fast forward to the end

Not of our show. Well, it's like it's like when you watch the Olympics You can just fast forward to you know, Florida Duffy crossing that finish line damn Florida Because on our Instagram a year ago almost a year ago to the day She was made damnore Duffy by it appears to be Princess Anne. So congratulations, Dame Flore Duffy. Now it's time that we're going to be Dame Flore Duffy. I'm looking her up right now and let me tell you right now, Florida Fee, you know, I'm

glad you're enjoying your bathtub and a ditch after they named her room after you. Also you're a Dame, which is awesome, but please don't post like this. I don't care I post like this even when you're on Instagram. I hate when people use their tongue to post. She's like No, I don't like that and I really hate this one and when people Put their tongue out and curve it upwards You know the point point the tip of your tongue I know the person currently still using that is Kyle from below put their tongue out and curve it upwards, you know, the point point, the tip of your tongue up.

The person currently still using that is Kyle from below deck man. That's how he poses and pictures like, yeah, it's the worst. Florida, he has a picture up. This is from October and she says September highlights birthday, Bermuda, and then iron kids. I think she's pride in congratulations. Lose, deciding I won't race this year because of my knee.

Well, I think we all know how that knee injury happened. Florida, Duffy, Ram. And I'm getting someone tried to walk too fast to the rubour, have to try in their room at that party. So why is she a game? People are so rude. Why is that the question? People are like, hey, why is Florida hit?

People also. Why is Florida the question? People are like, hey, why is Florida hit people also? Why is Florida defi a damn? I like to think they're asking it in that tone. Why she good? Why don't you name it? I'm not a damn I'll tell you she received the order of the British Empire by Prince Charles who's now King by the way We can update this Google has some respect For her services to try out the law in permuda and the world and was awarded Damehood in 2022. She, so in January of this year, she was, or some, at some point, she was honored to win the best female triathlete at the inaugural Global Triathlon Awards, which is super cool,

but in the photo of it, she has a fake Grammy, like the Global Triathlon Awards, their award is basically a geometric Grammy, and I actually feel like this is bullshit. This is wrong. They need to change their statue. Do you see that? Yeah, that's not fair. You can't just steal stuff. You can't put up a, you can't, you can't just like, it literally looks like a Grammy. It's not, it's not right. You can't do that with anything. What's the award called because I was reading more Google stuff. It's called the global triathlon awards.

Global triathlon award. I can't look it up. Image. Oh yeah, it's a rip off. Well, it's kind of a triangle, right? It looks just a pyramid. No, but it's like a, do you see the picture of it? It's like, well, it's, it's very Grammy-esque to me. Yeah, it's a pic. It's a, oh, it's a kind of,

like, oh, it's a triangle. It's a pyramid on top of a square. Right. On top of the belt. That looks like I was wearing a belt. Oh, also, here's another question on Google. People really stop asking Google rude questions. Okay, this is when they asked on Google. Why is Defi a feminist? What the fuck do you think? What are you against equal rights for women? Who even asks that?

Why is Florian Defi a feminist? Because she's a fucking woman who cares about rights, okay? Stop asking stupid questions. You know who asked that, a man. A man, I'm sure. I'm sure. Now I wonder if she's related to Duffy the singer or Duffy the VJ.

Isn't that also a beer on the Simpsons? I think it's true. Okay, let's go. So Meredith is like, yeah, well no one gave me a bath and I failed the respect. And Lisa's like, this and you didn't't specify you needed a top, you didn't specify you needed a top, you didn't specify I'm gonna say it a lot. And Meredith's like, well I didn't say I would like to take a bath and I'm shivering.

For why you do that? You know less than an hour ago Meredith was on death's door and now she's bouncing on us like she drank from the fountain of youth. I wanna know what was in her IV and I won't unfold. I just like provided a lot of color commentary. Yeah, I had this really, she's on it today. She's on one today.

It's like her comedy central special today. She's like, ee. You know how you can tell you're married because your milk has lip marks on the carton. special today. She's like, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, e snarky comments about her laying on her back and spreading her legs, which has nothing to do with bathing. I guess you're saying like, oh you were that sick because you were making jokes. Yeah, I think you're saying you're sick, but you're still calling people a slug, which I mean, I you can call people names no matter how you feel. It's the best time to call people sluts as one year sick. I'd like to think that I'm still gonna be verbally degrading people on my deathbed. I would like to think my last words are gonna be like, this is the fucking tunnel towards

the light. You couldn't do better. Fuck this tunnel. This is hideous. What is this? A farmhouse styled? Who did this tunnel? Joanna Gaines, I'm sick of it.

I'm just gonna be bitching and complaining and judging everything. I'm going towards the light I'm just gonna be bitching and complaining and judging everything Who need this much light I might be dying but I like at least let me have my vision for these last few seconds too much too much To turn a little as opposed to walk towards the light is there no moot. There's no people mover for this light This is I'm dying why why only one of my golf cart towards the light? Why can't they like this entire path? Just the light at the end of it doesn't make sense. What if I trip on something? So wrong. So long they do this. So, um, so, um, so, so, yeah. So, Angie says, well, you said you're sick, but basically you were making, you were making comments about how they're long on their back and spreading her legs. And then, I was, you know,

you were making comments about how they're long on their back and spreading her legs. And they're like, well, you know, you said that on the tour. I don't know. You get a flashback. I've married a saint to Heather. I don't know. Heather, did you land your back and spread your legs for everyone? Oh, I guess Angie said something first too, right?

I think I forgot to write that part. Well, okay. So there was a clip of the tour guy a guy showing them the house and by the way they were very rude with the captions because it says this room does have a hiss in her toilet. I was like can you just why are you writing such rude captions for the guy? He didn't he didn't talk like that. I feel like they're writing it like I said it like um this room does have hess and her toilets like why are you writing where are you writing this character like that? Ronnie, to yourself.

Okay, so Angie's like, yeah, you know what, just in case you bring someone home, this is for you, Lisa. That's for Emily's, she goes, no, that's for her, and Meredith said, I don't know how, they're not going to lie on your back

and spread your lungs, won't be lying. And then we come back. Emeritus is like, why was just repeating? Because you said, oh Heather, you should have this room with the two bathrooms and some aiming that she's bringing men home and I threw back at you your own words and said, why do you think she lies on her back and spreads her legs? Because that's what you said in this following clip.

From Lisa's Vita Ola Kalla flower event, the only one who spreads their legs outside of marriage marionette and so on. So I married her with a fancy doing a call back, but it was so far removed from the original event. It was not evidently clear until Bravo threw in some flashbacks. So then Angie's like, no, but you said some nasty things and threatened my family. So I responded to you I'm not Fraying your family. Well, it's you know, it's it's it's the it's that it's that Meredith has no remorse

And here she is going backwards and I know a heartfelt apology when I received one and that was not our felt apology a heartfelt apology when I received one. And that was not a heartfelt apology. I got what's not Greek felt. The meridus like, oh, you better walk up. The definition of stratum. She goes, yeah, here is the definition. After that, you threatening to ruin my family. That is a threat.

No, it's not. A threat is a statement when they intend to cause harm. And he's like, yes, but you said you could ruin my family. And that causes Greek harm. Did I say I won't ever harm your family? No, I didn't. Okay, honey, I can ruin anything I want. And you are not you. Now note that I said I could. I didn't say I'll also, the intent is not expressly the cause harm. Thank you very much, your honor. Oh my gosh, this is so ridiculous. They're fighting back and forth.

The same fight we've heard four weeks. Yes, you were threatening her. Okay, yes, you were. And Angie also be quiet. Because like I'm tired of it. And everybody on the bus is like, oh my god Angie. Like your audition scene is over, you made it. Okay. And everybody on the bus is like, oh my god Angie, your audition scene is over. You made it, okay?

You're on the show. Find something else to fight over for Christ's sake. So now, their Monica's like, well, listen, these girls don't stop talking about this. I'm gonna threaten both of their families. Boom. Boom. Won't go get a dictionary.

Angie, get a vocab lesson. It was threatening and it was low and it was dirty and you're low and dirty. I think you're low and dirty and classless Meredith. Okay. So Meredith is like she bases like, oh, I guess it starts on over and over again. You got accused of it over and over again. At some point you're saying, well, you might as well do it.

Is that a thought? Oh, oh, oh, oh. So then we go to the white horse bar. We've been to another white horse bar recently on housewise, but I don't remember which one. Is this a chain? Because I just saw it on Housewives. And there's so many on at the same time, I don't know which one it was.

Because there's one in New York City. Well, didn't we go? No, we, there's the white horse in New York City, and I'm sure there's other white horses. I don't know. There used to be one in LA. Yes! Oh my God, I forgot about that. Remember they gave steamed hot dogs?

I don't think I actually for went to it, but I remember that it existed. I remember it was a place, it was like around Western or something. Yeah, I think it was on Western, yeah. East Hollywood and when you went there, we lived going there after improv and stuff like everybody had their birthday there

because you could get free hot dogs. That wins. God I love hot dog buns. I love hot dogs. What can I say? Hubernationals specifically. Um, so Angie's like, every time I'm trying to move forward with you, I'm trying to be cordial. And like every time I'm moving forward, something flips.

It's almost like me bringing up you saying that you made comments about opening people's legs. And then I'm like, what do I need to do now? What do I need to do? And then Meredith goes, well, maybe you should sit down. Me warm, warm, G. It's like, whoa, was that like a, I was surprised. And she's like, I would love to do that. That wouldn't be fine. Okay. So yeah, you know what the rest of us need to hear you talk about this more.

Please do talk about it again. So let's see, Lisa and Heather are like, oh my god, that was terrible. So they go in and they're ordering. Lisa is one of those who just takes over and orders everything, but she does, you know, find jobs. Like love, call of fire, call of marine, muscles of a carrow, escargot, please do not give a society of being a better person. I do not want to be a better person, okay?

Also, if you could send over the Messiah, when he gets a chance, that would be great. Just to remind Whitney that she's not him. Just tell us to, just tell us which part of the ocean we should be looking for. So then, so they're at the, so yeah, Lisa orders everything and then Meredith and Angie are still like exchanging angry looks at each other, even though they just said like, oh yeah, let's have a, let's have a one

a one. Um, and so, uh, Angie's like, is everything good guys? Guys, is everything good? Is everything good? And Meredith goes, well, I was trying to express my feelings and saying that I was wrong. And if I don't tell you guys, you can't be agressive of it. That's not what I was saying. Okay, but I'm sorry, you're behind. And as I go, okay, I'm sorry, Tisha. Thank you, man. I'm looking for a job swallowing my feelings.

Ignoring. And so she lets it go. But it's funny, because everybody knew you were gonna be hurting and they didn't give a shit. And they're still not giving you a bathtub. Yeah. So, I was just, none of them said,

listen Meredith, if you would like to use my bathtub, like you can use my bathtub any single, like whenever you want, I know it really means a lot to you. So just let me know, and I will vacate my room, and you take as much time as you want.

Like, I don't know why no one said that, sir. I think they're just all finally like sticking up. They're like, no, this lady doesn't get to be a total drama queen and win every fight. You know, at some point you're just like, no, my bathtub. And watch nobody's gonna take a bath. And only Whitney did out of pure pettiness, yes. Yeah, she did. So then food delivered and Anne, Whitney's like,

Okay, well, in the spirit of saying your fillings are hurt, and you want to acknowledge Lisa the other day, when I told you you hurt my fillings. Oh my god, do you need to see the dentist? No, you hurt my fillings. Oh my goodness, you have cavities on the other issue. Can we get an emergency dentist here? No, fillings.

Not fillings, fillings. Oh, I think they look great. You look like you're 20 years old. No, not fillers, fillings. No, okay, you know what? Like, there were a lot of things said when I left Mardatsa, and then I left Mardatsa Van and you stayed and I went home upset. Ah! Well, I needed you as my friend. And she's like, yeah, but okay, you need me to do that. What do you need me to do, but I needed you when I lose somebody to be supportive.

You know what, I was on X-Tiles. That's what was happening. I was on X-Tiles with you. You know what, you need to be sure. It's like she's basically saying like, you need to make sure that when one of your friend dies, that you make the people around you feel more comfortable. I mean, it's not too much to ask That's too much ask that's basically what you're saying

I'm agree with you guys hard and everyone does it differently and if she really needs me in a specific way All she has to do with say it. I'm like she's literally telling you right now She wanted and in fact, that's what she told you at the party. Like, she wanted you to come up and hug her right away. No, look, I think Whitney is too much with this. I think like using your friend's death against everybody else is kind of shitty. Like, I don't know, rubbed me the wrong way. But listen, I'm a dick and even I would say, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, you're obviously going through something. You know what I mean? Even if Whitney's an asshole, still say you're sorry.

There are sometimes you just say, sorry. You know, sorry. But she's not. She's like, uh-uh, you know what, she's grieving wrong. I just don't like that. And you know what you did? You traded me wrong. You traded me shate.

I married it to that. And it wasn't even pink shot. You know what, I was crying. Ah! Hold on, let me, can you open a window even though we're outside? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Okay, I'm back. I was crying, and you know what? You stayed until one in the morning after I left. Which, I think that's kind of funny, because she's like, oh, you're so upset, you're gonna leave, and then Whitney says that parting to one in the morning, so she's like,

Gacha! Gacha! You didn't. You didn't really. But you're making this about yourself and I didn't, I didn't want to say it. Let's talk about that too. Okay, I guess you had a conversation with Heather where I'm like incredibly self-absorbed on your helping me be about our person and Whitney's like, what? What the fuck is that? What? What are you talking about? Monica just goes, oh, oh. Monica, I like when Monica just reverts to drag queen noises. I think it's the funniest thing,

just like taking drag race personality. It's like a drag race fan just reacting on house so I have some of this so funny. So Whitney's like, what the fuck is that, Heather? And you did just say it, fun camera, and to us, and to Andy, so you said it. And Lisa's like, yeah, but like, how do you help me be a better person?

How, were you like Barton and Manja? Did you like come down to talk to like John Smith and Brickham Younger, whoever? No, you didn't, you're not the Messiah, try being more like the Messiah, Messiah, not. And Heather's like, you were just saying you had really hard conversations with Lisa about how self-absorbed she is and how terrible of a person she is and how generally people

don't like her and if you didn't get on a TV show, she probably would have gone through life without ever having any sort of love or affection or true emotional experiences and she's probably going to go to hell. And even though you're not in the Mormon church anymore, you still believe the Mormon God will punish Lisa someday in her life. You just were in the Mormon church anymore, you still believe the Mormon God will punish Lisa some day in her life. You just were saying those sort of things, you know? Yeah, thank you, Hadar. And I'm still a terrible person.

So, how dare you! And then it goes, yeah, I mean, I said that you were proud of her for being a better person. She's, yeah, I am proud of Lisa. She's, yeah, that's what I was telling her. So, where are you so mad? Where are you meddling in my friendship with Lisa? How's it meddling when I just say that, you know? You're friends with Lisa, even though she started

out a terrible person and now she's like, maybe one eighth of an inch less terrible because of you, how's it meddling? I'm not spinning it. That's what you said word for word. That Lisa doesn't understand how self, she said, Lisa, you don't understand how self she said Lisa you don't understand how self-absorbed you are up here trying to make it so that you'll be mad at me right now I can't make her mad she thinks for herself and those

thoughts that she has I believe you said were terrible craving self-absorbed thoughts and those are all thoughts that she has That I'm lying Lisa is I was hurt because I needed you and Lisa's like you know what I'm not only on X-Shots but yeah Because of that but because of last week when I left your house I was so FASTRAIDED I was FASTRAIDED okay, and I was hard because I feel like you were like chastising me But then what you did to me I heard that without that was that fucking bus shot That was that fucking bus shot I just said you need to be more self-aware and read the room

Self-aware I was dancing on our shells for round y'all Yeah, well for the first time ever No, I danced around you all the time, which is my way of saying hi dancing with sauce give me a call I'm literally so sensitive with your feelings like in general in life I'm like a fucking bulldog. I can like fucking take everybody out Okay, and I temper is that a threat no Angie and I can temper myself and I quiet myself And I change the way I'm around certain people because not everyone can handle it. Wait, so you do temper yourself,

because you love me or because you can't hear because I can't handle it. Because I love you. Okay, and like this, I've gone to blows with Heather over you and I don't want to do that. Just, yeah, well, I've been to blows over her with you and with you over her and with me over her and with you over her and With her Whitney

You're stuck. You're stuck. Listen. I don't want anyone speaking for me. Okay, we talk. Okay, have her and I we talked to our church issues I see her perspective her going to help perspective. I think she gets mine and when he goes, but you both put me in the middle of that. Like, I have to realize. You have to realize. I'm like, no, no. I'm like, no. How fucking no. Yeah, Angie only used to smile at us this time. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey then Whitney is like, yeah, you know, every time we sit down with you Lisa, Heather would

get so triggered because of your journey with the church. And Heather's like, what journey? She doesn't even have a journey, okay? She's more of a two point out. And for you to even sit there and say that she has a journey, how dare you with me? Oh, dear. Heather, shut the fuck up. It goes, wow. Like the music's in bowl. Like the entire, like, like, Markle, clackle, of course, like,

so now the violins are like, this is really funny. Yeah, they mix the dramatic violins with the highs. So it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, love it. I love a dramatic violin. Ha. Violins for the haze so it's like dun dun dun Love it. I love it dramatic violin ha But by the way, this was all Heather's game plan right like push Whitney to the brakes And then we Heather to be like how dare you so he goes oh you want me to shut the fuck up You just said shut the fuck up to me because you needed to then you can see in a respectful fucking way I'm pissed Good good it's good on pissed. Don't tell me shut the fuck up when I have nothing to do with anything that we're fighting over

And with me it's like okay Well Lisa, I was her it's that you didn't respond to me because after last year I'm used to you being the one to comfort me You know, it's like oh gosh, so now Heather's like, what a hilarious dig Yeah, she's like that's the illusion. It's amazing. You should try it. So Heather's like let me tell you something Lisa Barlow's a lot of things she loves diet coke. She loves Wendy's she loves Sonic But one thing she does not love is comforting and nurturing so it is when he's like moving forward Just please don't ignore me and even if you want to tell me to fuck off just don't ignore me and tell me to fuck off tell it to my face and make me feel part of the conversation

while you tell me to fuck off. Now there's like yeah just say fuck upright to her face I don't go great. And when he goes yeah chairs and she's like I'm not churzing with you with. Why? Cause I shut the fuck up. No, cause you're like, she's sitting here like some devotee to the Lisa Barlow cold. And when did you two become this? Like, I mean, like the first person you wanted to hug after your best friend died with Lisa?

Look at her! I mean, it's like fucking a scare crash. Like hugging a scare crash in the middle of the Halloween. Why would you hug her? Lisa, okay, okay, well, wait a minute. You guys have no idea what Lisa and I's friendship is about, okay? Because we'll tell us. Well, if I were to tell you, you'd all be triggered and try to ruin it.

And Lisa goes, oh, okay, okay, you can stop talking now right now. See, this is what I'm fucking talking about, Monica's like, yeah, girl. Oh, that's my girl. She's like, I was in cold cold. So I had this like, you know what, I don't even care. Like Whitney, like, I don't even have any, at least that, do I have any interest

in your friendship with Whitney? I don't, I totally don't. Even though she's like having this huge jealous fit right now, this is so funny. Yes. You want, you want Lisa to be there? What about me? So she's like, oh dear cousin, I'm not trying to ruin

your friendship with Lisa. You're gonna do that well enough on your own. So. So when he goes, possibly right now, at this dinner. Lisa, Lisa, do you and I talk every single day? We talk a lot and you guys are like so jealous the fact that Lisa and I are friends And I was like well you okay Lisa you better defend me because this is crazy It's so funny because the first seasons were, okay, Heather got pissed off because Lisa

was like, I don't really know that lady, but I just thought, have I always heard that she's like a good time girl. Like that's how I know her. And so Heather's like, oh my god, pretending you don't know me and mean-growing me out of this group. So that started it. And then it just turned into Heather just constantly coming for Lisa. I mean, every single season, trying to turn everybody against Lisa and trying to get Whitney

specifically. So then they were both always anti-Lisa and now they're fighting to be Lisa's friend. Right. So guys, I love the circle. Yeah. So Heather's like, you better defend me because this is crazy. And then when he goes, don't call me crazy. And at least they're both both go this is crazy not you this is crazy and And I have this like thank you my like your best friend said it to you So I guess it makes it true now I'm on it cuz like And I have this like okay, you know what would, let's just leave because I'm fucking over it now. So they leave and now it's raining and they're like, well, that sucked.

You know, there goes another one. So then with me. I'm not a mother. That's me out. That's what they said. I said, you guys literally brought bad weather. That's what they're joking about as they leave. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, Monica. She said, we will. But they brought the bad weather. So then they go to the sprinter and I think they're 10 hours away because Whitney just immediately falls. She's asleep by the side. I get back.

She's like, and Whitney definitely like sleeps in a car the way like a little toddler does. Like if you, or like a three year old, put a three year old in the backseat of a car and they're like, well, that's Whitney right? So, and then when you park, we'd go, Carry me. So, um, Monica, uh, Monica and I have something in common.

We both eat the same flavored Mentos. Yes. Yeah, because they stick, first of all, to make a video of when you're being passed out, so they try to, they'd make a video sticking like, uh, the fruit Mentos and, like, a stick of when you're being passed out. They try to make a video sticking like the fruit mentos and like a stick of it in when you face. And then they get news stories like, boop boop boop boop boop boop. Monaco being sued by mentos for not paying for this sleep of mentos.

It's like they don't really see for anything you're new to. So now they're back at the house. Emeritus is like opening up a bottle of wine, despite the fact that she didn't have anything to eat at dinner. She's like, I didn't really have a bunch of an appetite. Here's my dinner. And then Whitney, um,

starts eating some of Heather's, like fish and chips or like tartar sauce or something. And Monica's like, oh, Heather's gonna kick your ass later. I just, yeah. Well, she can act like she's gonna kick my ass, but she couldn't. And so Monica's like, um, can act like she's gonna kick my ass, but she couldn't. And so Marcus like, um, like, well girl, who would you put your money on?

Heather or Whitney? And she's like, I choose Heather. Don't be mad. Sorry. Don't. Rolly, because I like, I study jujitsu and I can break her elbow in like two seconds, so whatever. And I like the anti doesn't see that as a threat. Like literally everything else is a threat. But Angie's like, yeah, that's probably true.

Okay, that's good. Bye. So Meredith and Monica stay up together. And Meredith goes, okay, Monica, she supports herself a glass of wine the size of my head. I have a big head, both figuratively and literally. So she pours this huge goblet of wine. And she's like, oh, okay, Monica,

I'll stay up with you and keep your company. And Monica's like, um, well, you don't have to, because I'm done eating, so, okay, mine? It's like, no, no, no, no, I was wearing it and keep chocking. So Monica kind of stands up like, oh, trunk is here, you know, as like Monica's like, should I make my escape here or find a way to use this Situation to my advantage. Yes, and like for me as a viewer whenever I see if there's an episode and there's like a big fight

But the episode doesn't end on the big fight But now we have like two minutes left and it seems like there's not enough time for anything formative to happen I'm always like and then there's like no music, I'm like, some shit's about to come out. You know, it's all like, okay, what's gonna happen? So first of course Meredith has to rehash the bathtub thing, she's like, no, sometimes, little frustrating because I said, I'd long to take a bath and be. Everyone knows how I feel about baths and all I needed was for someone to say I didn't mean to hurt you and your feelings and I'm sorry and I said that's all I needed and this is possibly a bathtub too that would be nice.

So she married it's like listen I skipped today so I'm gonna you know I'll have a fight with Angie about the same old shit and then I'll reiterate the same shit that I just did for the entire day, right? She's just like kind of all given what they wanted earned my paycheck and go back to bed So she's going through all the stuff and then she's telling us, you know Monica's the only person that's been there for me quite frankly and honestly if it weren't for Monica, I ain't be on the way home by now. And she's like, yeah, it's very fifth grade. Okay, so then Meredith is like, you know, she keeps going on.

So Monica goes, yeah. Meredith says, she means to me and then she gets mad at me for reacting to her. That is gaslighting and manipulation. One, oh, one. One. Oh, one. Yeah, that's like a girl that's like, poo shit. Remember, remember you said earlier something about pungent? Oh, yeah. Desa poo. No more-poo. I've seen this shit before. You're a good friend.

You're a good friend. Bring up my new tagline. She made me pretty wise. And so they're laughing. And Monica goes, you know what? So crazy. And here she comes with the big guns. I mean, this isn't cool because Meredith is also wasted.

You know? So I think Monica is going to leave. And then she's like, wait a minute. Meredith is obviously trying to pawn this off on me to make me do it. So if she's not gonna bring this shit up, I'll do it. So she just- But it's so crazy.

Well, I also talked about this. This is that Monica and Angie are ostensibly friends. And not only that, they're on good terms and everything should be good. So this is Monica fully just turning on a friend. Yes. Well, I mean, okay, well, let's just get let's yeah, well, okay, so let's get through it. And then we'll theorize because that was my only theory. That's all right. Oh, really? Oh, no, come on, let's go. Let's go at it. Okay, take a few things. So Monica decides the dive. I'm getting it. Monica decides the dive in on this.

And so she goes, you know, a few weeks ago, Meredith and I met for a lunch. I was like, oh God. Let me just get myself ready. Here comes Monica truth bond. Like Monica's got that tone of voice. Like she's gonna drop something on us. I'm ready.

Okay, I'm ready. Tell us what it is, Monica. Yeah, last time it was like her husband's fucking dudes all over town. And they're all talking about it. Right. So what is she going to bring us? So she's thinking how there's she initiative going on with that page. Okay. Let me tell you the storing audience. So a few weeks ago, Meredith and I met for lunch. And then we got to seepia tone going to. And Meredith's like, well, here we are, out lunch. Oh my God, I love lunch.

And then after that, we were hanging out on Main Street. Cut to a Cepia Tone Main Street. Which Meredith told me it used to be run by the Greek mafia. Well, they don't have a quote for me in the ant, but let's just do my non-quote in Cepia Tone. Yeah. And that led to a disgust about Angie how she could possibly be in the end, but let's just do my non quote and see Pia tone. Yeah. Yeah. And that led to a discussion about Angie how she could possibly be in the Greek mafia. So then she says

then shortly after I'm turning her to Leah Blasphemy. This is so funny. She's like, it's good. And then we're walking down Main Street and Meredith told me Main Street used to be run by the Greek mafia. I love specifically Main Street in this tiny town. And then we see Main Street and see P run by the Creek Mafia. I love specifically Main Street in this tiny town. And then we see Main Street in CP aton. It's like Opa gangs, gangs running around like shooting and then a little flat comes out.

This is Opa. I also love the Opa. I love the Opa, sorry, I just park city. I also love the idea that like the Creek Mafia could somehow be involved in Sundance. Like I just love it. It's like of all the Mafia chapters in the country. This is the one that there's really concerned

about filmmaking and defile making. Like, all right, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna pay us 10% of your income and also make sure this short film gets submitted to Robert Redford. Thank you very much. Let's see. So then we see, yeah, so she's part,

mate, she's possibly part of the Greek mafia And then we cut to another C.B. at home and this is it Angie's Greek Easter party being like listen everybody We have ones we have ones here and Lisa saying oh my god Angie always has cash like I love all the stocks of cash that Angie's has in my ride everybody Yeah, somehow having cash makes you mop ya. So yeah, not. And so then, Mark, thank girl. Shortly after that, I get like a phone call from like Monday,

telling her that she received DMs from like, I ran on Instagram account about Angie and asked me to check to see if Monica, like see if I also got those DMs and like, and low and behold, there were some messages and also some messages from my mom, cursing me out, bitch. But anyway, messages about her.

So we have this message that says, from someone that says Angie Kaye is a total fraud and she is not even close to the level of wealth she represents. In fact, one could say she's even broke and she currently has a tax lien against her and her husband has declared bankruptcy and have attached his bankruptcy filing and her tax lien which and all the public saw public records we've known about it forever and that she's on reality TV misrepresenting herself to which

I say to this Instagram user, yeah, she's a real housewife. Are you new to housewives? Like seriously? You've never heard of this house? Like congratulations on very obvious news. And there's 16 followers. So, you know, obviously this is someone's fake account, which we do it under the real name, right?

So it's obviously one of, I mean, to me, it seems like it's obviously one of the housewives, right? Because that's what they do to each other. Probably, I mean, they're making it seem Monica's making it seem like it's probably Meredith, right? Meredith is sending me this stuff. She's sending Monica this stuff to plant it. And then when Monica didn't naturally see it herself, then Monica had to go look through to see if it was there.

So that's what made me fish. She had that because Monica doesn't check all of her messages. Yes, she does. You know that she does. She's a new housewife still. She wasn't famous when all of this was happening. So she doesn't have like of her messages. Yes, she does. You know that she does. She's a new housewife still. She wasn't famous when all of this was happening. So she doesn't have like a zillion unread accounts. You know what I mean?

Like she would have checked that. And 100%. Meredith does have a track record or an ability to know how to like look up public documents because I think that's what happened last season. When there were in San Diego, there was some discussion of this, like public documents about, I forget was that about Jen Shaw maybe.

I don't remember who it was about. Jen. Yeah. Oh, was it Lisa Bank? Lisa Bank probably. Lisa. It was something about Lisa's business. It was about Lisa's business is that's what Meredith had looked up last year on the trip.

So also this is obviously, so okay, so Monica continues. This is shortly after I get the phone call from Meredith telling me she got all these DMs from this random account. So blah, blah, blah. So then lo and behold, I got them too. So she tells Meredith, I got many more messages from that person about Angie's shit. And so obviously this is with a nasty ness and the wal-al-merz amount of her.

Don't you think that this is what it is as in the whole time? I got so many messages about like all this shit and also like a bunch of coupons about bathtubs. It was like a really weird girl. Shh. I got discount on some jewelry called Played It. So that's fun.

I got invited to a wedding. I know I do, it's not mad to me. So she goes, did you get that message to Meredith? And Meredith's like, you can tell Meredith is like, what the fuck, like what is this girl doing, bringing this all up? Like, this is our secret behind the scenes plan. Like, I told this girl, I'd either talked about it

with her in private and she's supposed to go spread the information for me. Or like, who does this on camera? You know, but Monica's like, I don't know, you could take it different ways. Like Monica's either being like, you're not pinning this on me, lady, who sent me this information in the first place.

Cause she does say, I don't know why Meredith is acting like this cause she's the one who told me the information. Or if Monica's the one who planted it, and Meredith isn't bringing it up, even though she's wasted, so Monica's using this drunken moment to get Meredith to talk about it. I don't know where I fall on this. I feel like Meredith lives by a code of, if I talk about it off camera,

if I gossip with you about it off camera, it shall remain off camera until it's something I decide I want to bring up on camera, but if you bring it up on camera and I have not approved of it being brought up on camera, then I will not gossip with you on camera because I'm not going to do that. So I think that now Monica is trying to be like messy and she's trying to bring up this stuff, which is pretty tentative. I mean, the story was that they were walking down the street talking about the Greek mafia and then they were talking about like whether or not Angie was part of it, which sounds like just like stupid chitchat that you might have. Like, imagine if

like Angie was part of it. You think Angie might be part of the Greek mafia. She might be, I mean, that's a really big house. Maybe she is. That would be wild if she was part of the Greek mafia. Like, I can imagine an idle conversation like that. And then Monica now making it almost sound like Meredith has accused her of being part of the Greek Mafia. So I think that Meredith is just like, no, I did not say I was gonna talk about the sun camera and you're trying to make this a thing. So she's like, oh, I don't know anything about this.

I have no idea. What you're even talking about. And Monica's like, what? Oh, you're just gonna make me do this all myself. Well, I think Monica knows that. I think that's why she's doing it while Meredith is shit-faced. Cause it looked like Monica was gonna leave and go to bed

cause Meredith was too drunk and then ended up staying and being like, no, you know what, we'll go into all this Angie shit because Monica's trying to be like on her best behavior for this trip and she stayed out of the drama since this trip started. So I think she's like, okay, and now's when I bring in the big guns and she just unloads all this stuff. Emeritus literally is like, well, I don't, you know, I don't know about that stuff, but I do know karma. Well, but you would guess and that's not about me. That's not about me.

But you do bad things and they come to mind you in your very Probably poor mafia ass So I don't know they're both fucking messy these two. I mean if I had an inkling that Angie K. We're part of the Greek mafia I probably would not be so were part of the Greek mafia, I probably would not be so feisty around her. I think I would probably just be a bit more chill around her and not go so hard on Angie. So, but I don't think she is. Yeah, I don't think I don't think. Well Angie in retaliation or I don't know if it's reate, but like PR retaliation on her Instagram yesterday, she did a family scene in her city block-sized bed, where Sean is next to her,

and then Electra is next to her, and then the grandfather is next to all of them in the bed. And Angie, you know, smooth as ever, even when it's her own social media videos, just great acting. She's like, so here we are. Look at this, Sean. Look at this life magazine.

It talks about people. We do not even know. And all of the people love to gossip about them. Is it right, Sean? And he's like, yeah, a lot of people, then people don't really understand. They're the meridians. And I got, saying, yes, what do you think about

Idol gossip, Electra? She's like, mom, Idol gossip is not good. Oh, yeah, what do you think about this God, dad, dad? Tell it, why don't you tell everybody the not idol gossip about you and how you came to this country and he's like, when I came to this country, I had nothing and I worked so hard and I was like,

well, I couldn't even watch the whole thing but I was like, what, this is very, very natural. I'm gonna say that. I don't know who's right and who's wrong, but I do know that this family's got the effector, okay? Very natural. They do. When I came to this country, I had nothing

and I had to do what I could to get some money and if that meant shaking down a local business, so, no, dad, dad, no, that is good, dad. That is good, dad. Thank you for your story. We. So, that is good, dad. No, that is good, dad. That is good, dad. Thank you for your story. We can finish there. Thank you, dad. Opa fell nice.

So, we got on dad. The Opa father. So, I don't know. I love it. It's taking this twist. I love that they're going to to see no Greek mafia twist. And there's going to be a fight about it next week

while they're dressed as pirates. So really, the show just keeps firing on all cylinders. Oh yeah. Right, when you think it's just gonna be some still little fights, they bring out the Greek mafia guns. So it's the Greek mafia. Well, that is it, everyone. Thank you so much for being here.

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