Watch What Crappens - #2248 RHOBH part 1: Sisters Are Losing It For Themselves

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton��s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for the second half shortly!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to recap this episode of Real House of Beverly Hills. It's another dinner party from hell, and everyone is buzzing. Everyone's buzzing on the internet. So, you know, Bucklin, my seatbelt's getting ready for a big wild episode. What's going on with you? Pretty much the same thing.

I had a really fun morning. I've got to meet the new baby in my life. Baby. I'm that. Because in Genesis baby, because in Genesis read, the newest member of the read brother's band, cutest little baby. She got her little watch at Crappens' Wednesday and her name name on name on one Z from crap and smurch calm thing. So anyway, just met this baby so fucking cute.

And I just said listen, you know, one of the first lessons I want to teach you is that Kyle is always the victim. And we need to feel bad for Kyle. Okay. So whenever you start crying, I want you to remember you have nothing to fucking cry about when there is a Kyle Richards in this world who is nothing but put upon, how dare you baby, ah!

Did you also shame the baby for its smallest off, I guess? I just'm curious. I know you wanna talk about a smallest off, I guess. Geez, fucking baby. And then the mom, Jenna was telling me, oh, and you know, she was explaining how babies work, because I literally don't know anything. I'm like, so when, you know, she said something about,

like, well, the baby didn't start having breast milk until a couple of days ago. I'm like, what did they have before? Like, frozen yogurt? Like, what do you give the baby? So she's explaining how milk works and how boobs work and all this stuff. And she's like, you know, because at first, when they're born, they just have like a stomach that's like the size of a strawberry.

And I was like, well, she's eating a lot more than somebody with a strawberry size. Like not to like, food chain your baby like already, like is it cheat day? It's like, grill has to last a minute. Is it cheat day? I love. But very interesting stuff. But yeah, it did make me think of certain with her tiny esophagus, and like some people just, you know, we can only have a certain amount of milk a day, and it's not something to shame people about. Um, everything I know about lactating is, um, milk, milk lemonade around the corner chocolate is made. And that's, I've just, I've gone through through through live with that motto. By the way, speaking of pregnancy, I have to and I just have to give a big

congratulations, the latest pregnant member of the Krapins universe. Me, I am pregnant with bagel in me today and I am really excited to get going with this. But anyway, Jenna, I'm Jenna, I'm also caffeinated. I just congratulated myself reading a big. Wait, there's shit all over, Jenna's baby story, okay? No, Jenna, I'm talking about the cutest thing to ever happen.

And you make a poop joke, followed by another, another future poop joke. Followed by me, bragging about you being a bagel. So I made it all about me. But honestly, Jenna, congratulations. Jenna and Reed, that's like absolutely amazing news. We're so happy for them. Truly, truly, truly.

We love a December baby. We love a December baby. I'm not happy for them. I'm really happy for me because I'm the one who really won here. And they didn't name the baby Ronnie, which I found very offensive. That is. But the baby's middle name is Ren, which guess what?

Guess what I'm calling her, Renny. Yeah, Renny. So I mean, I say thank you. Thank you for that. So by the way, Monday, this is important. Monday is the final crappy hour of 2023. This is, I feel like people will have a lot to say, just about this episode, we're about to recap. So if you you've got stuff on your minds bring it to our Instagram on Monday night

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We read your comments on the show. It's really a lot of fun. We also sign will cast on YouTube. So please, it's the last one of 2023, so come join us, don't miss out. Also, by the way, happy Hanukkah. Hanukkah starts tonight and really like, oh, the miracle of light,

the festival of lights really kicks off. So wonderful to kick off with this dinner party, to kick off the festival of lights, you know? I could not think of a better way to usher in Hanukkah 2023 than with this disaster. Yeah, and nothing like alcoholic shaming, esophagus shaming, you know, possible, you know, cheating, allegations shaming, sister shaming, lot of shaming going on here. I love shaming. I mean, it is like a sh shame dreidel when we are spinning it

And we're gonna see what type of shame it lands on My god, great old dreidel dreidel all your dreidel's have already left you You really want this last dreidel to spin away from you You already left you. You really want this last cradle to spin away from you? Hey Denise, what side do you have about cradle land on? You know what side. You know. You know, really?

You don't know. You don't know. You know, you know what side. You know what happened, Erica. You know, why are you returning to you don't know what happened? But, here you married. Poor son of a bitch poor

bastard. Kyle let's go to something you're not telling us about the Hanukkah guilt. Why are we missing one coin from the mesh bag? You and Denon about something. All right, so it was dinner party from hell in this season and where we ended up was basically Kyle coming. Kyle looks like that cat. It's a very famous cat that that's not grumpy cat, but it's something like that has like a real weird like wonky head face. And then it has its hair sticking all

out. You know what's got to. I have to look this. There's a million famous cats. You guys are on me. I'm just going to look up famous cat and guess what happened. I just ended up looking at fucking cat videos like literally for an hour. So I'm sorry I couldn't find this specific cat. Wait, is it Asriel? No, that's like God. That's like the Jesus cat from Landage in the wardrobe. No, no, no, no, no, no.

The lion in the rich, that's like, that's like, as real as Gargamel's cat. No. At first I thought you were like, no, that's like the best cat ever, as real. The one from Lion and like, as, as raw, as guard, as, as land. Yeah, that sounds guard as as land. As yeah, that sounds right as land. Let's see if it is.

It is. It's as line. Did you know that or did you look it up? It's a hot like a miracle. Oh my god, I'm finally turning man. Just bring up some C.S. Lewis literature and bam, man, he's just googling the name as lion and said me he's like What about Jesus by the way we must By the way just putting a pin in it right now for some future episode of this show or another real house

I've show if there is an episode where there's a fight about clothing we are gonna name it the lion episode where there's a fight about clothing, we are going to name it the lion, L-Y-I-N, the bitch, and the wardrobe. Thank you very much. Just bring it up there. Well, how about the lion, the stitch, and the wardrobe? That would be good. That would be good too. That would be good too. Well, let's stick with, let's stick with number one. You know everything does not have to be a competition. Okay, and that is what we're trying to get across to Kyle. Okay. Because Kyle looks like a crazy cat from TikTok. With her hair sticking out all over the place, all wonky-eyed with her new Morgan, what's

her buns? Morgan Wade face that she went and got transplanted onto her own face. And she spent this party being like, hey, what is anybody gonna ask about me hinting that I'm possibly gay now with an extremely famous person? Does anybody even cast satin or you're gonna ask me for my husband cheating on me? And I'm suddenly like maybe a lesbian who's dating someone famous? Anyone, anyone? Until they finally forced Sutton out with, well, what is, what's with your wooden band? And that's where we start now. Garcelle going, what's with the new band?

Well, I've been learning guitar and like Morgan's going on tour and I thought I could be a backup musician. No, wedding band, not musical band. Well, there's a girl, no one really knows her sexuality, but she's really attracted to me. And, you know, she's got a can or arm. That's all I'm saying. Did someone send us the lyrics to a new Morgan Wade song?

Did you see the lyrics of that song? The lyrics were like, I'm waking up. Honestly, it was like, it was like, I'm waking up in the shadow, with like Beverly Hills, a lady from Beverly Hills who found me on Instagram and I never thought I could find a love like this and yada yada. It said something like, yeah, I'm with, I'm at the shadow with someone like super famous with crazy hair who just walked in with my face and she wore on her head. She tattooed in a, that's the only shocking thing was that Kyle tattooed a K and not an agency

A. I don't know, this chick's arm. Also a lyric from that song, which is real, was something like she loves snort and pills off of my stomach. I was like, yes. That was awkward. Offwards, you're outing Kyle in multiple ways. She bisexual. She's also a snoritor of pills.

Yeah, what pills? She does look right out. Kyle. You know what? I don't, please disregard 50% of everything I say in this recap, Ronnie, just going forward. Just if you feel the ink, if you feel the need to say what, just go and keep because I was making a lap run for it.

So yeah, that movie, I mean, I enjoyed that film when I was a kid, I guess, but I didn't need it multiple times. I thought the giant flying worm looked fake. I wasn't into it. The flying worm for you. Yeah, it was not the one. Oh, no, that's never-ending story. Labyrinth is the one with David Bowie and the crystal ball and the shit. Right. I don't know. I didn't. The ones with all the creepy

muppets. I wasn't as into those. I like like regular muppets, but I don't like when like, ooh Jim Hemson does. Creepy muppets. I know. I generally agree with that, but Labyrinth, you know, I just, I generally agree with that, but Labyrinth, you know, I just, I just sought so many times that I then grew to like it, you know. But either way, I think you have Dark Crystal. No, I mean, you were, you, David Bowie with the Crystal Balls is definitely Labyrinth,

but there's a song in it that's like, I believe in the babe, what babe, the babe of the power, what power of the power of voodoo, who do you do? So I was just kind of making the illusion to that. So anyway, Morgan, I am either way I'm I also struggle with the fact that there is a very famous country singer named Morgan Whalen or Wallen, and then we have Morgan Wade, and it's really hard to have this alternate Morgan Way country singer in my life, you know? There's so many country singers named Morgan

that I don't care about right now. It's really hard to keep up, guys. Can we please not add more Morgan's that I really don't care about? So, Sutton has is like, you have been wearing your wedding band, which by the way is an observation that Kyle would totally make to other people in any other season. I would just like to add, I'm sure she actually has. 100%.

And, you know, I'm sorry that I turned everything back into puppy gate. This is actually a fault that I know that I have, but I can't get past anyway. It's kind of like being negative. Like I know it's there, but I've just found a way to love it. You know every beautiful photo starts with a negative. Every kiss begins with a K on, it's a pass on. So, and also you know what, shame brings about positive change,

which is brings us back to something earlier. We were talking about Shane got a left shame. Anyway, at the point is I bring everything back to puppy gay. Like if they won't take my return at Ross, I'm like, uh, Doreet returned a puppy to the Wrens County and killed her. So you might want to read off. I don't know. Was it really ever.

You have to drop off your right. Yeah. I don't know. Was it really ever too hard to drive off your right? Yeah, it's more like she bought something at Target and then dropped it off at Sachs and got her refunds. You're right. That's like when I try to return a dillard jacket to Ross Trust for less. I like to read, return to dog, that probably would have worked better sensically.

But anyway, I bring everything back to that. The point is, I forgot what it was for a minute. Sorry, everybody. I'm not on drugs today. But the point is that Kyle was also, do you remember that first episode when they went over to Vanderpump dogs or wherever they were, or the restaurant or wherever it was?

No, there was Vanderpump dogs. Teddy was like, well, what about Doreet and the thing? And she said, I don't want to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no. She's like looking at the camera. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? And she's like, I don't want to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, she's like looking at the camera. It's like, no, no, no, no, we're not going to talk about it. So then Teddy brought in the big gun's Kyle and then Kyle marches in there and she's like, we're going to talk about it.

She's like, no, please don't talk about it. My brother just died. She's like, I don't care, we're talking about it. She would like would not stop until it came out. Then she like was a total bitch to Lisa Vanderpump right after her brother died. So all of this shit Then she, like, was a total bitch to Lisa Vanderpump right after her brother died. So all of this shit with Kyle being like, why isn't anybody sensitive to me?

When I'm going through something and I admitted, like maybe some very general, in a very general way, I hinted it was what was going on with me, why are people not being sensitive? When have you ever been sensitive? And that's really just one example that I've got of like 30 years that I've been watching this show.

Yeah, well, I mean, honestly, open and honest, the whole open and honest thing that they did an open and honest, they beat it to the ground, they did it to Denise. The whole Denise, Denise's last season was like, why can't you be open and honest? Be open and honest.

Be open and honest. Why, we think that you're have, we think that you had an affair with Brandy Glanville. We've seen certain texts. We've seen certain things. Just be open and honest about it, which is honestly quite similar to this situation. It's almost an identical situation. And so the fact that when we're now Kyle is on the receiving end of needing to be open and honest, she suddenly wants to talk about it in the way that she wants to talk about it and she

wants to, you know, like she doesn't want to blurt it all out of dinner party, which by the way is actually her right, but it just speaks to the hypocrisy that she has carried for several years with this whole open and honest thing, but when it comes for her time to be open and honest, suddenly she doesn't want to, because guess what? It turns out in life, sometimes you don't have to be open and honest in every single situation. And, but like- Please don't be. That is my request to everybody in the world. Stop being open and honest. I really don't care. If I ask you how you're doing, say good, and move the fuck on.

Stop being open and honest, nobody needs to know all of your shit all of the time. Save it for the people who care. I pay taxes. Stop littering my sidewalk with your emotional debris. And the truth is that like in real life, sudden is being an absolute monster at this dinner party. She is being a very root house house guest

and she's being totally nasty and is totally obnoxious. But in the world of this show, totally my hero doing everything right, I'm fully on her side. This is especially funny because Denise Richards is at this party and Kyle, two years ago, you just brought up, was trying to out Denise as being, as cheating on her husband on national TV. And that's fine to literally do to one of your friends and to bring Brandy Glamville on to do it, which is even worse, but because Brandy is like a weapon, you know, to use somebody. So that's okay. But hinting that your husband might have cheated on you, even though it's completely all over the tabloids, is not okay.

Question, when I was in the closet, I regrettably, this is not a proud thing, but when I was in the closet, I did spend a lot of energy, being like that person's guy. Like I was often, like I remember in the old TV guys in days, I would often, you know, write stupid shit,

like I remember these two guys in amazing race and I was be like, aha, yeah, like you guys are straight, like it was like very tacky, obnoxious stuff, like you shouldn't write that stuff, whatever, but it really came from a place of self-loathing on my part. And, but I was like a little too concerned with whether or not someone was gay or in the closet, probably because it was a deflection of what I was going through. Maybe it was, I was, I resent it or you know, it's something I resented to myself.

So therefore I resented to someone else that I picked up on it. Do we think that this is something that Kyle was feeling? I love how I'm saying, this is so tacky to speculate on someone's sexuality as I use that as the basis to speculate about Kyle Richards, but like, is it possible that the reason why Kyle was so rabid about Denise and Brandy was because maybe there was something stirring inside of her?

I don't know. I mean, I think I took it at the time as Kyle just not liking Denise because they had all decided to gang up on Denise and Denise was getting away with being so popular and she wasn't really having to do anything and she kind of had the squeaky clean image on the show and I thought they were jealous and they were just going to do anything they could to bring fucking Denise down and then you've got Brandy like scrounging to get back on the show and all the so I never really took it like that. I'm still not really convinced. I think that sexuality is so much more fluid in this day and age. I'm never convinced of anybody

saying to me, I think I'm like one of the few people left that actually I you know is still like solidly guys you know because I think a lot of one of the few people left that actually I, you know, is still like solidly guys, you know, because I think a lot of people like once you find other, once you find other options, you're like, so maybe I'll spread that. Yeah, maybe I'll find all. He's like the only one left, guys. It's the only true gay person left.

Spread it, tell like friends. But you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't speculate on it in the same way anymore. And especially with Kyle, because I really do think Kyle's not mad at setting for bringing it up. I think she's mad at everybody for not bringing it up because she's been trying all season to get people to bring it up and nobody will. And I think that Kyle is not really attracted to anybody as much as she's attracted to fame

and celebrity and attention. And I think that everything she's doing, if this was just some rando that nobody knew anything about, I would maybe think differently. But the fact that it's like, oh, now you're, now you're gonna have this storyline when it's someone like famous that you can like make a music video with and get a lot of publicity with and get the paps on you. I think that ultimately that's what Kyle's attracted to in any situation.

Yeah, I think so too. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So either way, I've done two lines from today's episode. For 20 minutes and we've done two lines. We've also two lines. We've also... Yeah. I'm sorry. Also, before this recap started, Ben and I were just saying,

oh, you know what? I was saying, I'm gonna really try to just not be so like, I feel like all week I've just been like, man, man, man, man. I'm not even trying to be funny or like make light of anything. Like sometimes I just start taking things too seriously. And I was like, you know, I'm not gonna do that today. I'm just gonna remember that this is fine

and this is enjoyment and just go with that. And then I spend, what is it, 20 minutes into it? Like fuck her, I don't even know what you're saying. You know what you're attracted to? Celebrity fuck her. We are just merely theorized. We're discussing, I think there's a difference between discussing and theorizing versus being like,

fuck her, you know what? Oh, quiet, and theorizing versus being like fuck her. You know what? Just like, you're right, but also fuck her. But honestly, it's been a while. It feels good. Yeah. So it's the night, it's Hanukkah time, and this is what's happening. Okay, so Kyle says her ring is in the bank, and so I go, well, it's just all these things add up, and Kyle's like, oh, so this is what we're gossiping about that

I have a different ring on that I bought myself. But here's the thing, what's frustrating, this is why it's hard not to be like fuck Kyle because again, Kyle has been a big yento over the years and she has always had her eyes on everyone's jewelry and where it is and what finger it's on. And now suddenly she's acting like, oh, if you remove your wedding ring and put just a ring that you bought on your ring finger Like that's just no big deal. I just don't buy it. I do not buy it Well also she's trying to twist it where she's saying oh, so we're talking about who bought the ring like well, you know It's it's a ring that I bought myself nobody's talking about who bought the ring

So who did buy the ring? Is this was this a gift from Morgan? Is that what you're trying to get across because nobody asked you who bought the ring. So who did buy the ring? Is this was this a gift from Morgan? Is that what you're trying to get across? Because nobody asked you who bought the ring. The question is, why aren't you wearing your wedding ring? Why have you replaced your wedding ring with another ring? That's the question. And Kyle knows that's the question, but she's trying to turn the conversation as she does into who bought Kyle this ring.

So you see what I mean? Like she's trying to brag that somebody bought her this ring. Just fucking say it Kyle. Okay, you're I just feel so bad for Kyle that she's trying so hard and no one will ask her about this Relationship it's hilarious Well, so Garsell's like well, I thought it was a makeup band and so then Kyle's like so what you're saying if that my husband Jeated on me. Is that what you're saying? Are you saying that my relationship is a sham and could be the biggest of a tabloid rocking scandal? Yeah, and again, nobody said that Kyle, you know, it's in all the press and I know you

want them to say it but still nobody's really saying it. I mean, maybe they're kind of hinting and something's like, well, did I say that? And she says, oh, you want my husband to have cheated and you want them to have bought me that band? That's what you want. Just say it. And she's like, I'm happy, girl. Okay. I'm content with all your answers. Yeah, and then Faye from the corners like, you know, that's weird when you say that. That just feels wrong. Thanks, Faye. You can go back to your big potato. So Kyle, it's like, Fay, go back to not studying interior design, okay? Because we see the evidence of your lack of

even having a Pinterest account all over the spucking house. Go back to reading your latest edition of Rot Iron Quarterly, because that's her aesthetic. And baskets and really cheap closet hardware. You know, that was the first thing that really got us on the fake and her bad design was when she was doing Kyle's house that time and they walked into the closet and it was like target hardware to make her closet. She's like, oh my god, look what fake is.

She made me a custom closet. A custom closet, I was like, that is all hard, that is all shelving from target. But okay. I cast from class, I was like, that is all hard. That is all shelving from Target. But okay. So Kyle's like, you know everyone's saying, like what's wrong with you? Like if I'm going through a hard time

and exercising and not drinking, because guess what, even if I have two glasses of wine, the next day I feel down and depressed, and I can't afford to feel down and depressed right now. Okay, I don't want to feel depressed. And you would think that someone would say, what's wrong? Why is there this urgency?

But instead, the best we get is Camille Grammer. She's sort of like, does that thing where she flares her eyes and goes left and right. She's like, like her eyeballs are going, her eyes are doing like she kisses. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Camille is sadly underused in this entire dinner party. By the way, I mean, I think she realizes she doesn't even need to offer anything because there's so much going on, but I really would have liked Camille to have had a moment too. I think Camille is just enjoying watching Kyle Scorm. And she's like, this is great. Like I literally don't even have to do anything.

And also she's with Denise. So she's trying to lay low because Denise is making such an ass out of herself. Also what she's making is TV gold. It's amazing. So Kyle, what Kyle is really probably depressed about, and I know the audience is like, you guys know she lost her friend, right? Yes, Kyle lost her best friend or one of her best friends. I don't know why they haven't brought this up on the show.

Because that of course does explain a lot. Kyle made a comment on Instagram. There's someone called your bitch therapist who is also a listener. They comment on Instagram, how your bitch therapist follow them. They're very insightful. She did a whole post about Kyle and probably why she's depressed and what grief is like and how she's going through all of this and she probably feels that Mauricio

wasn't there for her at this time like she needed for everything she's done for. It was actually a very insight. That's like a very good theory. Yes, so go follow her, she's great. And Kyle commented on it or reposted it or something. I was like, yeah, and I'm not really sure why they're not showing this on the season,

but it will be shown. Okay, so I don't want to like, this Kyle's friend dying or anything, like this has nothing to do with that. All we're really going on is what we're seeing on the show so far, but, you know, even all of that, even all of that going on currently, even that we know that that is going on

while all these storylines are going on, it still doesn't take the hypocrisy away from your past behavior and how you've treated in the past, people in the past, and how you're currently treating people right now and trying to spread that Satan has an eating disorder and that she's an alcoholic and that none of her problems matter and only yours do.

So like I get that there's a grief, there may be reasons, but you're still kind of being an asshole. You know what I mean? Yeah. Also by the way Kyle started it. Let's not forget Kyle started all this. This entire thing was started by Kyle. I mean, sudden was being ridiculous and magic mic.

Yes, Kyle came out, Kyle berated her as usual. Why do you act like this? Suns clapped back. And then when Kyle went over to Suns house and be like, why did you clap back at me? You know, she was like, I feel like you're acting weird. And then someone's like, you're acting weird. What's going on with you? And then there was the whole name and name of thing and now I'm acting weird

I just want to interject here because the acting weird thing was her Suggesting that Sutton was like a drunk or on drugs all the time right exactly Because your sudden was actually about something weird about you. Yes. I mean it's something Sun was not acting any differently than what I've seen in any of the previous seasons, okay? Right. Sun's a lunatic. Sun is weird.

So, Sun was coming back with, well, why are you acting weird? Which is like a classic UR, which Kyle then twisted into. Oh my God. Sun's trying to talk about my husband cheating. Which, right. Which, I mean, Sun was because the thing is that Kyle

has changed her lifestyle in a dramatic way. And there are things happening. And so everyone can tell that, you know, like, are you going through a midlife crisis? What is happening? Are you discontent? What is going on? And that's what Sun's trying to get to. But of course, Sun's a bad communicator and she doesn't actually like to outright say things. She just eludes the things and then it all goes nuts and that's where we are. That's how we get to a place like this. So now you have this Kyle saying how she can't afford to be depressed right now and then Nis says, what's going on right now?

Chris, I'll just go. And Kyle's like like my friends like, Bay, you know, we've had a conversation like that so you guys and so I'm like, okay, maybe then we're not good friends as I thought, maybe we're just as not good friends as I thought. So yeah, because like, I don't think a friend would ask me like that.

Ask you what? She didn't ask you anything. You're forcing her to ask you things. She's not doing this, bringing up all this stuff at a party You are and so something's like well in that room back there Kyle like that that was what are you talking about? She is no no, I'm talking about your house Which how you were saying earlier like sentenced being a bad house guest what about going into someone else's house and

Being like you're drunk, you know, or whatever Kyle is like doing it. I mean, just because it was 2 p.m. and Sutton was wasted, it gives you no right Kyle to walk into her house and be like, you're a drunk. You are not a lad that's called someone in alcoholic in their own home, even if they're drunk at the time in the morning.

But the truth is that Kyle has no problem calling someone out for behavior that she feels is alarming or deviant. And so when it happens, Kyle, you know, because that's what Kyle's thinking. I love that word. It's just like so old school, like Jesus. Oh, I know. Deviant. I remember back in like 2003, I was having coffee with my friend and she's she shall remain Remain nameless, but she was very much like a pearl necklace wearing and on the

not on the logo way. She was like a Sutton and we're talking about another friend of ours who had recently come out of the closet as a lesbian and I'm like, oh, did you hear about so and so and she goes, yes, it makes sense. She always was a bit deviant. I was like, wow. Wow. I told you about that time I went to my cousin's wedding and I got drunk, you know, as I often do at weddings. And they started playing the song to risky business and I thought, oh my God, this is gonna be hilarious because I was wearing boxers.

So I was like, I'm gonna come slide across the dance floor in boxers. Okay. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And I did it. And I thought it was hilarious. Okay, everybody like that, not everybody.

It wasn't like everyone surrounded me and like started dancing around. It was one of those moments, but you know, I got a few laughs, listen, I'm a ham. So I got it, went back, my grandfather ended up being taken to the hospital in an emergency. So all my family, like, it got very serious, very quick. And we had to leave. Okay. So I'm trying to leave with my family and this lady from the other side of the family.

I didn't know this other, I didn't know the husband's family, right? So they're very Christian. I didn't know like they're very, very religious. Her and her husband, she and her husband, her, she, she and her husband pulled me aside as my, my family's going and got me up against the wall and said, I don't appreciate what you just did. And then said, hold on, I'm going to pray for you. And then they put there, she put her hands on my head. And her and her husband started running for me, me saying Lord, please help this deviant

Nobody's doing please come into his heart and save this deviant from the fires of hell my dad I don't think my father has ever been so much He's trying to get to the hospital and I've just made a nest out of the whole family while we're trying to leave and being called a deviant By this family that we don't even know So So, it was the last time I was told that. And honestly, it's sliding onto a dance floor in your underwear. Is that really a sin? It's just, it might be like breaking dress code. It's not a sin. It's not a bit of a sin. Okay. I thought it was funny. And also, I wasn't my age now. This was like 30 years ago or something.

I mean, it was like a long time. It was like 25 years ago at least. I still had youth-ish on my side. Well, they're like, we've seen that movie, deals with the prostitute. So do not bring echoes of that into this. So save this deviant. So that's where it's going.

So yeah, that works. Don't pack the punch. Yeah, it's just a hilariously damning and condescending word to call someone. And I love it for that. But it's not nice to say. I love it in a campy way. I don't love it if you're using it in a full-throated way. So, um, anyway, so Kyle, um,

so then two weeks earlier, he was he Kyle and suddenly, name him, name him, name him, name him. And then suddenly, it's like, well, you know, I had a lot going on and Kyle very condescendingly was like, oh, I know, I know you had a lot going on, which is also classic that like she's often dismissed Sudden's hysterics because they love to know her. Always, literally always has.

Always has time. But I also feel like Sudden has, I think Sudden, the reason why Kyle, the difference in these two arguments, I would maybe argue on the fly, this is on the fly observation from a deviant, but I would argue, sudden is asking Kyle, your behavior in a certain sort of way, is there something deeper going on? And Kyle, she is saying, you're acting like this. And she's not saying is there something deeper going on. I'm just pointing out that you're doing this

almost to humiliate you. And she is not, so as I think Kyle is saying, you're alcoholic. Right, but as ridiculous as some. Yes, but as ridiculous as, as no, it seems like Sutton's always in a drama about something. She's always unnerved about something, but Kyle never wants to know,

why is this? Like, what is going on more deeply with Sutton that is causing these issues in her life? Agreed. And, you know, also just to be fair for about two minutes of this recap, this 19-hour recap. Like, why don't I just have that that model like a why? No, no, I don't mean because of that I mean because we're both like going on for my so wrapped up in this yeah, no I'm No, I'm not just in you. I'm just making fun of both of us for making this recap 20 hours to talk about shit We talk about every week, but I'm gonna extend it even further because just to be fair to Kyle for at least two minutes of this Kyle is correct. Sutton is cra- she is crazed and she is hysterical and she does cost and if ever she's called out

on something or her bad behavior, she always has some big dramatic excuse that's supposed to get her off. She's always been correct about that. But on the other hand, I read a theory on Reddit, which I really liked, which was Sutton freaked out during the magic mic thing because she had just, once we found out

that she had just had that call with her husband where her husband was saying, I'm moving to London and we're taking our son and you have to move to. Part of her freak out was like, my husband's trying to get custody of my kid and then I'm on TV with this stripper shit and this lady spreading her legs and a guy going down on her and that can't be good either. And it's also a very...

Well I was going to say, I'm sorry to interrupt, but also don't forget to sort of... It's swirled up with this thing that she can't get second dates. She's probably feeling a little shitty about herself and she doesn't get picked to go up and dance with the hot guys on top of everything else. Right. So there's all this stuff going on now. But do I think that Sutton's coming up with excuses to get away? Yes, but Sutton shouldn't need excuses for Kyle anyway, because that was Sutton's deal. And Kyle just followed her out, be raiding her about it

once she could have just let her go. And I'm not been asked all about it. Right, but I think that like Kyle, I think Kyle's MO is the humiliate on some level or to like force people to like fit into her conspiracy theories. You know, when she's her meaning conspiracy theories, meaning like, I think Sutton is an alcoholic, so therefore I'm going to confront her and be like, you're an alcoholic, and I'm going to confront you right here on TV. And Sutton, I'm gonna confront her and be like, you're an alcoholic, and I'm gonna confront you right here on TV. And Sutton, I'm not saying that Sutton is an altruist in any of this, but I think that Sutton is like, there's something going on, and you need to let us know what's going on, because you're like in,

like not saying you're in pain, but like you're acting totally differently, and something's going on, is something going on with your marriage, like you have to let us in into your life. And I think there's like a subtle, there's something going on with your marriage, like you have to let us in into your life. And I think there's like a subtle, there's a different tone in both of those. But of course, in sudden, as sudden, it comes off like she's just being nosy and wants to get the real story, which actually may be part of it too, maybe a good 50-50 split on that front.

I don't know. Well, you should do it. And an ideal world, if these were real people in the world, which I mean, I guess they are. Or real housewives of Miami. Yes. But in the real world, I would think you'd be like, Kyle, you know, you are really, you're just all just working out and being healthy.

And that's great, but like it is a lot, you know, what's going on. But then Kyle's argument is, you know, it should be said in a more gentle way. Like, I'm just, you know, is everything okay? Cause normally when people make these dramatic things, like you can talk about it if you need to, like we've all read the stuff about your husband

cheating on you, like is that true? Like what, if you don't wanna talk about it, you don't have to, there's nothing wrong with saying that, but it's just a certain is just not saying. Is what she is not saying. She has bad, you know, have to. There's nothing wrong with saying that, but it's just that Sutton is just not saying. It's what she's not saying. She has terrible bad, you know, it's making bad sound matters. She has terrible bad sound matter, because Sutton says in a way like, hmm, I'm not going to say it, because I would never say such a thing at a dinner table, but if you would like to say it, whereas if it were like a Lexi, I should be like, um, so like, all of a sudden you're like working out, you're like working out and like,

you know, there's like a no, no wedding ring. And I see you like with a lesbian over there. So like what's going on? This is like I heard your nose and pick lesbian. Yeah, she'd be like Jeff do it. Just like just say what like you're a nose And pick lesbian now. So go ahead come you're not comfortable with that, you know like they would just it, you know They would do it even stuff like city. They would do it But up for some reason on this show and to some degree even Orange County the way they tip to around things It's just so funny. I mean we still have Miami to talk about later today Which is we're probably gonna make the same point all over again with Lisa and let talking about Lenny non-stop but

It's just like I guess what's funny about the situation is we just see how It's just like, I guess what's funny about this situation is we just see how poorly both women communicate with each other and we know what they're both trying to get to and they're so bad at getting to it that they just create like ancillary fights with themselves because they just are not direct. Right. Here comes one right now. So then, um, a sentence, you know, we see all these clips of Carl being like, Let me talk, Jesus! And then, a certain view, like I had a lot going on as she's saying, I know, I know you did. I know you did, I know you did,

I know you did. Like, just so much going on with you, and she goes, He said, I know you did, like just so much going on with you, and she goes, and I'm sorry for that thing, pal, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kyle. I know, and I'm sorry how you reacted as well. How about that? And then there's a big long pause.

And everyone's just kind of looking at each other. Dorita's doing her. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, every time there's a reaction shot of Dorita, it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So then food starts to arrive and Kyle's like, what are we having? What are we having? So then all of a sudden, the chef, like normally we don't write down the food that they're having on these shows, but I just thought it was like very funny

that they put up on big letters, Jerusalem Artichokes, parentheses, sun chokes, as things with a clarification here. Really wanted to make sure I knew exactly what they were eating in this situation. So Garcels is like, okay, well, Ann Maria, I want to know more about you. And she's, well, what do you want to know? She's an air kicker. Um, I'm five nine. I'm once, I weighed 160. I'm married. I've got four kids. I love working out. I'm once way 160. I'm married.

I've got four kids. I love working out. I'm very competitive. My husband's a football player. He has a questionable scandal brewing right now. And I have some strange, maybe not very popular thoughts on trans athletes. That's what you need to know about me.

Oh, really? Has your husband bought you any gifts lately? A cow. You can't just let the new girl have one moment. She has to even turn this into being about herself. And so, Aemari's not those kinds of gifts, just kidding, just kidding. Augh.

She's like, did he say I cheated on you? So here's a gift. Because that's like what's said and since he's waiting about me. Thanks for coming over and joining the show. Stick up for me, which you're really not doing right now. And Garth says, like, well, my husband bought me a gift afterwards to lure me back.

So then Justin, who's there from the former assistant, he's like, so Garth said, you didn't have one inkling about your husband, because no, I thought I had won the lot of husbands. I thought I had won a lot of husbands. I thought it was the Maricio of husbands, one would say. Ha ha ha ha ha. Too soon, too soon. I'm trying to say as that,

my husband like Maricio cheated on me several times. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Are we laughing about this yet? And then Cynthia, sage Cynthia, with her words of wisdom after her marriages to Mike Chihil, who literally wrote a book during their engagement about how much he cheats on people.

And her previous marriage, Peter of Peter's brew, has her thing to say. So she's like, you know, there's life after divorce, but I also think there's something to be said about just being single for a while because everyone at the table could have a man, right? And what I love is in a relationship when you have a true partnership. Have you ever though? That's sad. I love Cynthia. I hope Cynthia, don't stay single, go find one that's worthy of you for Christ's sake. Okay?

Cynthia, here's what you need to do. Stop settling. Stop. I think Cynthia would do very well being single based on her track record of men because it was Chihil and before Chihil, there was Will and then we had Peter. I think she just needs to stay away from the guys for a second. Just focus on her store at the Beverly Center. So then Erica is like,

well, I want to have one good love affair. You know, one of those things you see in the movies when you just don't, you can't even be a pie. Like, like, oh my gosh, we must be together and it's romantic and you do all these things. Like you wash his back and you Pull him out of the ditch after he crashes his car in a snowstorm in Pasadena that kind of love affair I love when something goes erko

She's telling us she goes erko You had a love affair like in the movies. It's heraldin mod only in reverse, okay? Which will probably be made into a lifetime leave or something like that. It's pretty woman. It's literally pretty woman. Why are we not seeing that? Erica pretending like there's never been a movie based, you know, she has nothing in common with any movies is. I know. So then Denise is talking to the chef, like the chef comes by the plates or whatever. So, hey, single, single. And he's like, I'm not single, you know, you know, you're not, you're not, you're not.

He just walks away. He's like, I'm not getting involved with this mess. Oh, doesn't he say yes, I am married. And then she turns around and she goes, Hey, poor bastard. Oh, I didn't hear him say yes. I can't, he goes, I am married. He goes a bastard. Oh, I didn't hear him say yes. I can't. He gets my marriage, he gets poor bastard.

So Eric was like, listen, I don't want to play games in a relationship. Okay, I don't care if you're rich or you're poor. And then Justin in the background is like, ooh, because by the way, Justin and Doreet have learned from the Kyle School of Reacting, which is if you are not in the conversation, just have big reactions,

they'll cut to you. And so Justin's like, and he's like, you know, and they're basically just like, just and stop making faces over there in the corner. Yeah. So then, Erica's like, you know, a couple very established the head of his own life many years. And I was just fit into his life. I just want to call about his own life many years and I was just fit into his life.

I just want to call out my own life. Like Tom literally bought you a career. What are you talking about? And also I'm not standing up for Tom saying Tom was a good husband or a good person in any way, shape or form. But to act like Tom wasn't supportive. Like when she keeps saying like Tom was the least supportive person ever, he bought you literally every music video and every producer and every song and he was at every single one of your shows. I don't like this whole like now Tom

was terrible because he turned out to be terrible on the press. Like Tom was always terrible and he bankrolled a lot of your stuff. I can't believe I'm standing up for Tom. This is what Eric is. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I think that was serious. It is. It's sound like one of those situations where he backrolled everything, so then she had to be like, oh, I'm so happy, but like, he wasn't probably giving her the emotional part that she really needed. So then, so I don't think she has any emotional part. I mean, just a couple of weeks ago, when the therapist was like, hey, you know, it's called

empathy. She's like, what? What's that? Well, you know, it's where you put yourself and other people's shoes. She's like, oh, how do you do that? What if they're not your size? So, Dorit's like, Denise, gee, I see that you've turned your little furry jacket into a turban that's adorable. How does it feel to be in the back with the crew? It's been so long. Have any lesbian updates you want to share with us?

You know why it's so nice, it's so nice, I miss everyone and treats like everyone. I ever went, well I do have a question for you, Iurka. Why you treated me a certain way after I met you and like I could say this about me and you you and I The first time I met you you were so sweet and so Lottery and then like a year later. It was like a different dynamic Well the thing is I don't feel anything personal towards you and Then Jesus like well you don't know what I'm talking about. Like, what are that? Oh, I mean, you know, you know, I'm talking about what I do. What are I doing to you? Did they like, what are I doing to you?

Can you tell me what it is all because I'm not what today? What? What are you? What are you talking about? Okay, I'll be very clear. You are so kind to me. And I was like, oh my gosh, she's so sweet. Like she's so lovely. And then when I came to do my guys, I'm so sorry, I have a bad cold. This is just a cold. Well, I'm hot, but I don't know what she is. She's on on the level. in Garth's

Denise is slower in her words a little maybe he has had a drink before she came because she's a little nervous Well, I don't know what Denise is particularly you but I kind of don't want it right now You are very different choice me I I'm very different towards me. Okay? And Kyle's like, what bothered you the most? Was it that people are insiduating the my husband cheated on me and that somebody bought me a new ring? You guys, come on guys, we're growing ass adults and you know what I'm talking about.

You know what I'm talking about. I know, I know. What are you talking about I don't talk about. I know, I know. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I have no idea. I have no idea, I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea.

I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea.

I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. What? Sorry, really? So this is funny, because this group really can gas slide a person. You guys don't remember what you did to Denise.

Oh my God, you guys were horrible to Denise. Unfortunately, Denise is too drunk to even say. And she's never really been great at expressing herself anyway. But it started when Erica, when you had a party in your backyard, a pizza party in your backyard, as I recall, and your kids were sitting over at the next table with all of their friends and Doreet was making all these like, lured comments and you were like,

guys, there's kids and she's like, oh, really? The kids are probably having three sums anyway or said something like that. And then you got offended and then took her to a coffee and said, listen, all I was saying was like chill in front of the kids. And then Erica gave you attitude and got pissed off.

And then came for you the rest of the season with everybody else and sinuating that your husband was there, that you were cheating on your husband with Brandy and trying to ruin your fucking relationship. That's what happened. But of course everyone is gonna pretend that they have no idea what Denise is talking about. And honestly, obviously, Denise is not doing

yourself on your paper. Right, but yeah, no, it was a horrific season. It was really like the, that was like the crystallization of the Fox Force Five right there. And it was terrible. And then they're acting like like what is it? I mean Erica's like to be fair Erica's like if you're gonna try to come from me right now you better say exactly what it is because I'm not gonna confess to anything that is I'm not going to

enter new evidence into into this into the courts right now like you have to tell me what I'm defending myself on. So Erica's is like, I mean, is there something specific that you're pointing out? Or is it just like a whole thing? And Denise is like, yeah, a whole thing. She's like, oh, a whole thing. Oh, a whole thing. Oh, a whole thing. Cause, did you have an example? You have an example? So now suddenly Kyle has no problem pushing for details on something. Yeah, exactly. And Denise is like, I don't need an example. Go watch a show. Go watch a show.

That's your example. Go watch it. And everyone's like, so, what show? What are you talking about? And then Crystal's like, oh my God, Crystal who's like, shucky green in this episode. I don't know where this version of Crystal came from, but Mal Crystal's like, I mean,

this we dinner's really kicking in right now. Like, I mean, Denise, what are you on about? Watch a show. Watch what show? Bitch what? And then she starts doing like, she's like cracking yourself up. She's like, finger gun and she's like,

bitch what? Bitch what? Bitch what? Just wanted to show why I was a better alternative for my brother than he's gonna say We have fun over here So they're so kind on a new personality tonight. I think ourself's like, how many who is this Erica? She's as cool as a cucumber. She's not lunging at Denise the older Erica would have been like bitch. What are you on?

Which I don't know. I don't know what to say, America, more or less. Yeah, I mean, look, Denise is making an ass out of herself and everyone is standing. Erica only acts like that when she's in a corner. So when everybody's against Erica, she lunges out and she just starts scrapping, you know, verbally. But in this case, everybody's on Erica's side. Everyone's gaslighting Denise here and being like,

what? What show? Oh, they're in the cameras here. Like, what do you talk? What? It's like the Truman show, like where they don't know it's being films, you know, they're like, what show? What television show?

Denise, what are you talking about? You had a bad season? I never noticed. Show us on the TV. You're the guy where Erica hurt you. So the Fox Force, whatever, whatever's left is still sticking up for Erica. So she's not lasting out.

That's, she's cool as a cucumber, just as they just said. Yeah, and so Erica's like, would you like to say what I did? And I'm just like, I don't even know if I, how to explain it. And Kyle goes, just do it. Just do it. She's like, I was so fucking nice and you're a bitch to me. I was like, okay, okay.

I just, I was so actually offended by Kyle pressuring Denise to spit it out when Kyle moments ago was refusing to acknowledge anything going on in her life, and then now she's like, just say it, just say it. I'm going to understand the impulse to say that to Denise, because I also was like, come on to this, just please put something on the table here so that way she can respond to it, you know?

I know. And Camille's no help either, because all Camille had to say was what I just said. But Camille's like, oh, she's looking stupid. I'm gonna back away from this and just like give pernicious eyes. Yeah. Pernicious eyes and so upset. Yeah, you're making eyes that are like pernicious because like people are like pretending like they don't know what Denise is talking about, but like it's like ass lighting because

they did all this stuff to Denise, but now like the Britenni they don't know what she's talking about, but like it's like ass lighting because they did all this stuff to Denise, but now like the pretendie They don't know what she's talking about So Denise is like you're a bitch me you know it you know it I feel okay just like own it just like own on it it. On what? Everybody else had another descendant of the boy. It was Tom. I had nothing to do with any of that. That on with on it. She's like, oh my God.

Erica's like, listen, I don't know what this lady's talking. I'm high and even I don't know what she's talking about. Neither does she. So Erica does the Sutton. She's like, okay, today's topologized you. She's like, ah, thank you. You're welcome. This is like, I'm an actress and I'll just move this scene along.

I'll keep a little of our parts. The chef is watching for the kitchen he goes, Dude, didn't he, Trichards is fucked up. So then, Faey is like, this is an amazing dinner. I'm obsessed. Thank you, thank you. So then Cynthia is like, I think I'm just high. And then Justin's like, I am high. I am getting lit.

And then son just whips out a joint. And it's like, I'm just gonna smoke a joint right here with the table. So all of a sudden and it's like I'm just gonna smoke a joint right here at the table So all of a sudden everything's like happy and fine here Well except then everybody's like what settings lighting up at the table. I can't believe the rudeness the audacity You're at a weed dinner and she's in a weed smoker's home But and she's like I got caught I got permission from Kyle. I got permission rock on cause just like I got permission from Kyle. I got permission.

Rock on Kyle is just like, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, hitting the trees right at the table. So, um, Crystal's like, I love my girl, son,

but she is a walking contradiction. I mean, over here, she's smoking a joint and then in Vegas, she can't even deal with a few half naked, man. It's like, bitch, what? Bitch, why? Bitch, why? Bitch, why? I like to even do men. It's like, bitch, what? Bitch, why? Bitch, why?

I like you, you're doing it. It's fake, it's the fake. I think it's like, she's like approved, but not approved. I mean, I can't, there's like layers. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So then, um, Sutton's like, there are some things, maybe y'all don't know about me sometimes. Okay.

So, and dessert comes, and Garsell goes peepee, and she's like, don't, don't, don't say anything without me. So Garsell goes peepee and she's like don't just don't say anything without me. So Denise turns to Kyle and she's like, I don't mean I don't want you privately because like I don't really know what to say about this okay. Garth's like okay. So Denise and Kyle go off to talk and Denise sees a mirror and she's like, oh, it's chill. It's chill. Fuck. Welcome here. Like what? She's popping the box.

She's that, Denise with that mirror was my favorite. Oh no, that thank you and you're welcome. But that would hurt my, wow, it's like it's just the, wow, it's chill. Hey, you got another person. It looks just like me. Hey, whoa, there's a really hot chick here. Hey. So Kyle goes, I don't understand what's going on with the needs. I haven't seen or eat a lot of this weed infused food and it doesn't seem like she's drinking that much. Either she partakes before she got here, she partook before she got here this evening

or I don't know, I don't understand what's happening. I'm like, there goes Kyle again. I mean, we all know this, we all know this understand it. But again, like, everyone else has said, wow, it looks like Denise started early tonight, but Kyle doesn't in a way, we're like, well, she's not drinking, she's not having weed, must be something harder. Like, she's such an insinuator. You know, it just gets me up.

So, for me, she's like, how does she not understand what I was saying, Kyle? And Garsell, Garsell's there with them. And she's like, well, Erica, I think, felt like a deer in the headlights. It's much like, have you ever seen Erica perform I think felt like a deer in the headlights much like have you ever seen Erica perform it's like a deer in the headlights and I just don't think she really understood what you were saying she's oh she did she did you know what she is she's a dumb confidence that's what she is. Okay, she's a junk of fitness. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, we all fucking know. Yeah, we all do. We all do. Sometimes Denise can't say exactly what she means

when she needs to decide who to bring. Listen, Denise, we don't know what you're talking about. Do you say, Are you joking? Are you joking right now? Oh yeah. Oh, so, the sentence, I mean, she's doing these Richards. Okay, like who fucking cares? If I was Denise fucking Richards, I would be walking around naked drinking

tequila, serving my words. I don't even drink like tequila, but that's what I'd be doing. I do it. And so I'm back at the table. Garce sells like, all right, who's high? Raise your hands. So they all start raising their hands. So then back to Dorit, Dorit's with Denise. Now, yeah, for another off that bar room. Yeah, now they've heard that there's like, oh wait, there's something happening over there. So everyone's filtered in. And so, you know what? So now we're actually at the end of the dinner part. So we're going to start the part after the dinner part in part two. Oh look at this transition It's like

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