Watch What Crappens - #2249 RHOBH Part 2: Sisters Are Losing It For Themselves

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap! The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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propped up on its pedestal by a fireplace. So basically dinner is over. And things like, you know, it was tense there for a moment, but you know what, thankfully everything seems fine and nothing could possibly go wrong. So Garsell has just asked if everyone's high, everyone's high. So Dorit goes up to Denise and she's like very sort of quietly just, Denise, is this on backwards? Because Denise is wearing this big sort of like, monsters incorporated pink fluffy thing

and it's not quite on right. So Doreet's just trying to give her like a solid like, hey, you may have put his own backwards. And then he says, no. Are you sure? Is it obscene, Dean? Which is like, no. And then we see two hours earlier

and Denise's jacket thing is put on properly. So obviously it is put on wrong. I died. I died laughing. So in theory it's like, but I think it's upside-down. Is yours upside down? What's the way you're wearing?

Is what you're wearing? Is it upside down for you? She goes, mine? Just down do this. Don't do this. I know you're doing stuff. I know what you're going. I know where to stop it. I know what you're doing. Stop it.

You just stop it right now. I swear, I swear, your entire jacket is upside down. You stop, stop. No, I know what you're doing. I understand what's right side up or upside down. I've done a lot of work on rotoscates for PK's pantone in England. Okay, I've fallen on my bum quite a bit and I've seen a lot of things from upside down. Some pretty sure yours is upside down right now.

You're stupid, you know what I know what you're doing. It's about to chuck it. I don't give a fly ass fuck about a jacket. She was okay, okay, take it down, take it down, both your voice and also maybe the back of your jacket that's upside down. Don't do this, do not do this, don't do it, don't do it, don't. Voice and also maybe the back of your jacket that's upside down Don't do it don't do it don't The need has Denise has literally put her arms in the wrong sleeve so the back of her jacket is not rising up

Here and there's nothing going down behind her back It's amazing so Dorees telling us maybe Denise is on something and in two years we're all be, we'll all be wearing upside down chickens. I'm not bitching. It'll be the hottest trend, but right now, it's a hard no for me. Woo. Woo.

Woo. You never know, although Saline did try to do back where succido is a thing and that never quite caught on. So then Kyle, it did, everybody were, they make it on project runway every year. So it means jacket, backwards jacket. You're right, that's right. How could I forget?

So Kyle is like, Denise is everything okay? I'm going to head out, it's almost 11 o'clock and three it's like, bye! So there's like a chitchat and Kyle's leading Denise to her car and Denise's and Kyle's like, does it seem better? Now after you said that to Erica, do you feel better now? Is it better? Do you want to go back inside and fight some more?

Cause you can fight if you want. Mm-hmm. Don't, don't. Don't do this She's still Denise is still salty. She's a fucking ass. I never did anything to her so basically she gets a juke car and heads off and she knows So I go, okay, well, we'll see you later. She knows what she does. She knows what she's doing She knows okay to me. Stop a good night. All right, man. Where are you going? She knows to me, so have a good night. All right, man, where are you going?

She knows. Man, I think you might be wearing your jacket as leg warmers right now. Do you wanna rethink that? Don't, don't, don't do this, don't do this. Don't do this, I don't do this. Okay, so she leaves and she's like, she's fucking has one never did anything to her.

It's like holding her head out though, in doubt. She knows. Man, do you know what I was talking about? He has one to do anything to us. Like holding your head out the window. She knows. Mammed you know the long driveway. Just at the McDonald's drive through. She knows. Mammed you want to supersize that? Don't do that right now. It sounds so right now.

Don't do that. So back to the women gathered in Kyle's bar area. So Henry's like, oh, so suddenly are you not all fun? Like what are you in like a night out? She goes, I like it but see it. She goes, oh really? I wake up at 4.30. So my husband literally is for four hours a night.

So I get up and she's like, oh, you know what? Martha Stewart said four hours. She also went to prison. Ah. Ah. So to read then goes up to Kyle. I don't really get that to you. What that mean?

Meaning like, take that, take that advice with the grain of salt because it could lead you to that salt, could lead you to prison. Bitch. Okay, just making sure I was like, what? What's the sign? There's another Christmas party sentence not going to get invited to this year. Yeah, so Dorek goes up to Kyle and she's just sort of checking in to be like, how are you feeling?

That was like really intense what Sun did. You wanna fight with her again because I'm gonna make you mad right now. Yeah. And she's like, when you came back to the table, when they came back, I said, where's Kyle? And she goes, she's probably in denial somewhere. And Kyle goes, oh, she does this huge guy.

She's like so excited she can finally keep this going on because like she tried so hard, it didn't work to have like a big dramatic moment. So she just turns right around and she says, sat in, what am I into my own bat, fat, um, what is this sound? I don't know, car. I don't know.

Suddenly has that like soft voice she does when she's confronting someone. I don't know. Car goes, if you know something, like please tell me, what would I know, car? What would I know? That's why I'm asking you.

That's why I'm asking you. Oh my God, you guys just had this fight Kyle. Jesus Christ. So something's like, I don't know anything. What? Just, well, if you think I'm in denial, then that's implying that you know something. So just tell me what you know.

And there it goes. Insanably. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. By the way, wasn't it Kyle who was also recently accusing Sutton of being in denial about her drinking, etc. So Sutton's like, well, it seems to me that you're in denial, it seems to me that you are.

Well, you either said something or you didn't. And so I guess, yes, I said it. And it seems like you're in denial about something. So gotcha, because I did say it. And she's like, quit tryingitch rind of gas like me. Quitch rind, because you went in there and said, she's not trying to gas like you. She just told you, she said you were into the aisle.

So that's like what do you want? And so I'm like, I said it while I was sitting at the table. She was wherever you said it. I mean, I don't care. I don't care if you were standing on your fucking head. Oh, that's upside down. Do you know it had Denise been doing that? That outfit would have made head. Oh, that's upside down. Do you know what Heddini's been doing that? That outfit would've made sense.

Oh! That was part of the original choreography for Peter Pan Live, standing on your head. I unfortunately couldn't do it, so they just hit me in the face with a cream pie. So the sun goes, well, we all know I can't stand on my head, Kyle, so let's not be rude. Mm.

And then Eric and Chris are like, ah, so Kyle's like, if you have something that you know about, then please just say that there's such, I don't know have anything I know about, but what am I in denial of? What am I in denial of? Why can't she just say it's all over the rags, okay? It's just saying it.

It's something's making me fucking crazy. My God, so something's like, well, that's the question. And I asked her about her household. I asked her about her husband and her marriage. And Kargo's, quit asking about my household. Like, what's wrong with my house? Oh, and by the way, which fucking house? We're talking now. So I'm not. I of course got that is such a Kyle retort. She's like, let me have an addendum to my comeback, which is to also have a humble brag about my multiple houses. an addendum to my comeback, which is to also have a humble brag about my multiple houses. Yes, that's a rich. I'm also very rich.

But I did like that because Kyle is already to defend her situation with Morgan and Mauricio, but she was not prepared to have her house lander. So she was like, what do you mean? What's wrong with my house? I am not prepared for this sort of argument. And the way that certain explains it, I mean, you know, is true, but I mean, obviously certain it's not innocent. We all know what she's implying and she's correct because it's Kyle's entire story line.

But she's like, Kyle isn't to know. Wow, wait a minute. That could work. The cousin. Oh, I'm a showman, son. I'm a showman. So she's that cosmic Nile about something going on with her marriage. And personally, I think Kyle is unhappy.

People's marriages even flow. And maybe there's no flow right now. And that's something she don't want to talk about. And because Kyle didn't want to talk about personal things. She's done. She's done. So Kyle is now talking to Anne Marie in the kitchen and with Erica and Kyle's like,

she knows this is what she does. Okay, it doesn't even make sense, Anne Marie's like, it makes no sense. No, so ever, no sense. No sense. And yeah, like you don't know all these rumors, Anne Marie, give me a fucking pick. She's such a kiss ass.

I really don't want, I'm like when you know that you bring on a friend of, and they kind of have your back, but she's too much. She's ridiculous. And is it because I know about all the social media stuff? Maybe a little bit. But I think it's also just coming on

and being completely blindly pro-kyle. Yeah, that's rough. So Kyle, especially because Kyle doesn't need more allies. That's what's frustrating. So Kyle's like, I get so frustrated. I mean, that's why I lose my shit. And Eric is like, it's not sad to you. And Kyle's like, what is with the household? Look at my beautiful household with pink neon lighting

and checkerboard floors and basketballs and pedestals and stacks of mail. What is wrong with my household? So then satan enters hearing all this and she's like, okay, will you just listen to me, Kyle? Okay, for two seconds, I trust what you told me. There's nothing going on, and there's nothing that we've worked about.

Apple, I trust it, okay? That's all I needed. She's like, well, I didn't say there's nothing going on. I mean, I told you at the retreat that things haven't been amazing, which makes it even worse that you would say that shit, and that's weird.

That is weird. I mean, if I was really going through a hard time, this would certainly not be the way I would approach a friend. And I'm really just like, agreed. Agreed. Thanks, Anne-Marie. Thanks for weighing in. So, car sales, like, well, do you think there's something going on with

there? She goes, I told her, I told her, I said, I don't know if this is your first drink or your fifth or if it's a medicine you're on for your butt. So how is this bad? Any better than what Sutton's doing? To me, they are both equal levels of like character assassination. Or not. They're both as low as each other. They're both low. I just think certain's funnier and cos annoying.

So I'm keep certain. Well, I take Gapre Pettin. I take Gapre Pettin at night when I go to bed. And you're gonna tell everybody I don't eat. That's what you're gonna do. Wait, don't. Wait, don't eat. Well, you don't.

Really do you. We haven't seen you eating either. Ma'am. I've seen Kyle do a lot of stuff pushing around anyway, isn't that the goal? I mean, this is real housewives of Beverly Hills But also where was this energy reserve for Lisa Rina like you know just to say like Bring that up only because Lisa Rina was the subject of a lot of speculation about that But Kyle didn't say anything Yeah, but you know who was speculating about it

So to bring the karma discussion all the way around, it was certain who was speculating on that, wasn't it? Probably, because Satan's a speculator, that's what she does. But the point is that Kyle, you know, the Fox Force 5 is no longer the 5, but Kyle and Doreet and Erica have a really convenient way of, you know, shining the

micro, shining the spotlight, shining the microscope, shining the spotlight on other people for things, but when the same thing is happening in their camp, they turn a blind eye. Yes, I'm Googling who accused Lisa Rina of having an eating disorder. The entire internet did. Yeah, I know, but I thought it was like, line, but like, um, the point is again, that Kyle would never say that's to Lisa Rina. Right.

Yeah. Sorry. And now I'm getting mad. I'm like, oh my god, who said it? Cause I remember that it was someone brought it up. I thought it was certain, but I don't know. It seems like so long ago. Okay.

Anyway, so I was like, what do you don't eat? And she's like, I've seen you pushing around to play, push your food around on a plate, and say that you have some disorder where you're gonna like choke and can't eat your food or whatever. Which, again, is so kyle. And Sutton's like, well, now you're gonna make fun of really something that's wrong with me. And she tells us, my esophagus disorder is not something to be made fun of. I can't eat certain foods.

I've been damned for four days, not able to swallow my own saliva. Thankfully, I can swallow Belvedere. Thank you. Only excursation breeze, great freedom. But still. And here's my friend, making fun of me. What's going on in your life, Kyle? You're not drinking. Why? What is the problem?

Did you drink too much? Was it a problem? Oh, was it a problem? Yeah. Did you drink too much? I don't call you out on that shit. Why are you calling me out? And that on that. Yes, and I like that because she's saying you're drunk all the time and now you're gonna start calling people drunk. That's that's rich Kyle. You know, which is the old argument if you've been sober for five fucking minutes. So I'm like I'm sick of fight with you Kyle. Like listen I really am. Just me too, Sutton. She goes well you've already lost you sisters. Do you want to lose the third? So you really think of fighting huh? So what's always so funny with Sutton is that she doesn't want to just come out and say it

She doesn't want to be rude, but then eventually she gets pushed to a brink where she says something that's 10 times Router than if she just confronted Kyle on the initial issue. So she says this thing which is such a bomb to drop I mean on the on I'm calling right just it is such a bomb. I cracked up. I was laughing I was laughing. Me too, America was like, wow. Don't be mad. Don't be mad. Sounds like you are being mean.

And because I was like, you know why? Because you know the truth. You've had your own situations where there are and like you don't want to speak up. You don't want to speak up about Kathy. And she was, oh, I'll tell everybody what Kathy did. I'll tell, oh really? Because you can kiss her ass in public.

But then you want to play that game with me. And she's like, I'm not kissing. Oh, this is about Kathy then. Is that what we're me. And she's like, I'm not kissing it. Oh, this is about Kathy. Then is that what we're saying? And she's like, you just made it about Kathy. Well, first off, Carl was insinuating that earlier in the season, that Sutton is kissing Kathy's ass because she wants to keep going to a Christmas party. And then they showed this Christmas party. But then someone on Reddit was like, no, that was Sutton's Christmas party that Kathy was at.

Just picture, which I thought I just thought was funny. Right. By the way, Kyle is the queen of kissing important people's asses in public, okay? So again, it's more projection from her. So Sutton's like, I'll tell everybody what happened, okay? Kathy did not like that I did not stick up for her in the press. So she called me and she yelled at me and I told Kyle,

I see what you've experienced. I felt it firsthand, but I was not dumb enough to kick it out of my life, okay? I'm getting that big potato of the caveat on it. And Kyle's like, oh yeah, but you were real quiet that day when we were all together last time, weren't you? weren't you? weren't you?

And then she storms off and we get a reunion flashback of Kyle like, like crying the whole time and Kathy being like, Kyle, I don't want to talk about it. Kyle, Kyle, I don't want to talk about it. Kyle, stop, stop, Kyle. I don't want to talk about it. But if Kyle wasn't completely trying to use her weapons, Lisa Rina and Erica against Kathy that whole season too. Exactly. And our Kyle, I had an interesting thought here about Kyle. I don't remember what it was, so I'll just move on.

But I just, something, let's just say it was something about Kyle, hypocrisy, Kathy, baked potatoes. So something we haven't said yet. Sorry. Yeah, it was something, you know, a few weeks ago, actually, I think it was in the episode that we didn't recap because over Thanksgiving, Kyle was insisting to son that Kyle's personality with son had nothing to do with sudden's relationship with Kathy.

But actually, I think we see here that it actually has a huge amount to do with that. And she feels probably very betrayed by sudden, but probably jealous. I'm going to actually say she feels jealous of sudden. And so that's why she is happy to, you know, publicly accuse son of having a drinking problem and an eating disorder.

Mm-hmm. Oh my gosh, this show was exhausting really. And why are they still talking about this? You know why? Because we've made a 40 minute show. We're still talking about it. Like it didn't really last as long on the show. But I'm like, what? How has this seen still going on?

Because that's what we do. It's really fun. It's fun for us. So, Erica's how we have fun. Yeah, Erica's like, some people in this group fear Kathy because she holds the access to something that they want and she can lock you out of Beverly Hills

or lock you out of parties or lock you out of social standards. But I don't care about that. I've always been the rogue. I've always been the lone wolf on the outside. I don't really care if I don't get invited to any of your Christmas parties. I'll just find another old man to sleep with

and have my own Christmas party, okay? I don't care if I'm not your host. I'm like, we all know, it's that likes a good old socialization situation. That's just the way I am. And there's awkwardness. Sorry, what are we going to say? Not sure that's the right use of socialization, but go on. Socialization situation. She loves to be socialized.

So I can be. Okay, but they're out of the great slowly. Okay, but they're out of the crate slowly. Well, she said if she's going to be around humans, she wants to learn things from very rich humans. So we're in the kitchen, Estelle, and everyone's just staring at Sutton awkwardly, and she's like taping the counter. And then she goes, oh, well, I go like this. She tapped the counter and does like a arm swing like, well, there we go. That's the scene folks. Okay.

Because Kyle stormed out. She's just sitting in the office like upset. And she's like, okay, well, I think we can go now. Okay. Guess we can go. So everybody starts leaving. And Erica goes to Kyle in the office and she's like, I'm sorry. I have your friend.

I'm sorry. I have your friend. I'm sorry. Anything I can do. And now I don't think there's anything wrong with your marriage. Calm, which is silly. Calm literally said there was. And Kyle goes, but I said it's not great right now. Like I don't know what to tell you guys.

Oh, I forgot. I just called it pathy, right? So basically, how big is your shoes? Can I put them on? Can I put on your shoes can I put them on? Can I put on your shoes right now I'm supposed to do that. So, uh, Sudden's talking to Cynthia outside. Well, that was a buzzkill and Cynthia's like, well, it was going good.

And then it was going bad. And then it was kind of going good. And then it got bad again. Okay, enough about your time on the real Housewives Atlanta, where we have to focus on the show. Oh, so they leave. And then Kyle goes to think the lady's working at her house. And the lady's like, we love you so much. And she's like, aw, it hurts me to see you sad. And so I was like, love you guys. Love you guys. No, Kyle walks out of the room and they're like, cheater. Peter.

Lem, a zombie can lesbian. Early wake her up on to jogger. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap dance commercial. So now we go to Doreet's house where Phoenix and Jagger are sitting at the table and Phoenix is holding a severed hand. But it turns out it's an Adam's family. So whatever the hand is in the Adam's family. I think it's called the hand, right? What does they call that?

I love that show, by the way. It was such a great show. No, it's not called the hand. That's not true. Okay, I'll look it up because otherwise I refuse to have a week of people messaging us about the fucking hand on Adam's family. Adam's family, the thing, it was thing, not the thing, just thing. I love that.

I don't remember the hands name, but God did I love that show. Okay, so yeah, we're at Doreet's hand and Phoenix even has the bow on her head. And she's like, oh, that's literally her best friend slash pit. Are you doing your best Wednesday right now? Are you? Do it. And Phoenix just slowly eats chips and stairs at her. That's the David Bedore. That's the David Bedore with a bow on with a touch of PK and it's like, okay, slowly, okay,

it doesn't be like your father, slowly, my love, slowly. And where should your napkin go? And then she puts the napkin on her head and then their teacher misses lep as they are just while everyone's a comedian Everyone's a comedian Oh, this just in the role of Wendy in Peter Pan live is being played by Mrs. Lepp well, congratulations I just can't bear to do it. I'm sorry to announce the reach I just can't bear to do it. I'm sorry to announce the reeds, Kim's Lee will not be in attendance tonight playing the role of a pie in the face lady in a show starring Boyd Holt,

who treats Kim's Lee News. Missly. I thought I was here to teach Jagger about multiplication. Gotcha! What's too far from's a bad surprise. So everyone's a comedian. So then, so, and Erica is having lemons with Laya, who really has not been featured and half because she's amazing at the scene.

So they have these humongous lemons because you know when you have like a fruit tree and you see how fruit actually grows in the wild, it's insane. These are like as big as a baby head. It's because a baby. I just saw a baby today. It's as big as a baby, it's huge. So Eric is like, oh look, fancy. It's like wearing whole foods. It's something without fridge lemon. Mariah, Michelle, man. You want to make some? Because you know when life gives you lemon, you should find something useful to do with it. And how do you make lemonade? Lies like lemons and the S word.

You mean sugar? Oh my God, I can't believe you could actually say that. Sussus. I don't know, look at the end of that lie. She goes, I mean, are we gonna have to go outside and sell it? And Erica's like, oh, you know what? I don't know how to take that.

She was calling you poor Erica, and it just made my fucking favorite side character on this show. Congrats, you just moved out. I would love an Erica Jane lemonade stand. That would be my favorite version of her. That would redeem literally years of my issues with Erica, you know, like how many lemon is do I give zero zero zero five cents a piece? Puck of that post, Puck of that post, Puck of that post.

He's just like grinding on the ground over a lemon. Yeah, it's expensive to squeeze lemon lemons. It's expensive to squeeze lemon lemons. Okay, so then we go to Kyle leaving our house to jog and then coming back to jog and from jogging. You know what? I have a question. You're a dog person. Yes.

Okay, this is coming from someone who does not own dogs. I'm really sick of this many years in the Kyle still has to tell her dogs when like Kyle cannot just like open get walk out her door normally Shows has to be like stay stay stay stay stay is this like Is this like normal is this like Is this like what happens with dogs like that you could just never like you could never walk out your door easily? I feel like I people would just answer. Yes. Here's a real answer.

It's like children. I'm sorry to call everybody's dog's children, but you know this is true. Or everyone's children. If you have one, your dog will listen to you. Like, Bueller's very, very good. He listens to me. He was trained really quickly.

I mean, he has some things he doesn't look like. He still barks too much and like he's got his faults. But for the most part, he doesn't run outside. He listens to me. Now, if there's another dog around, he goes crazy and he doesn't give a fuck what I'm saying, because he has a dog on his side, you know? And it's like kids, you know how there's single children and they're so well-behaved in a restaurant and they're just sitting there like doing taxes on their iPad or whatever. But if there's a table with two or more children, they're it's like a fucking circus over there. And dogs are the same way.

And Kyle just keeps trying to collect reasons for people to give her attention. You know, people just get dogs sometimes because other people are like, oh my god, you're not so cute or whatever. I think Kyle does that. And she's a dog collector. And so they're monsters.

They're not going to listen to anybody. So I don't even know if I could blame Kyle for this. Both the bulls are very difficult. No, that's what I listen to anybody. So I don't even know if I could blame Kyle for this. That's actually the reason. Both the rules are very difficult. No, that's why I wanted to know, is this a Kyle blameworthy moment? Cause it makes me uncomfortable when there's even three milliseconds of time on the show where I can't blame Kyle for something.

That being said though, her dogs have been always wild and untrained. Like she has some of the worst, cute. Her dogs are so cute. I love a German shepherd, but they're also fully untrained. Like what's her dog's name? Is it like butter or jellyfish or something like that? Who just is like, I'm a buttercup?

Remember the one that was like... Pay attention to her. Her dogs are just out of control. And it makes me mad that you're that wealthy, but you can't train your dogs Yeah, you know, it's it's rough dogs don't care much money. You have to own the care Yeah, they're animals their little animals Yeah, and now that you can train multiple dogs well, but yeah, she she doesn't do it So we go to N. Marie's house and Kyle comes over and it's another one of these farmhouse

things and I've lived in one of those and I'm over and it's another one of these farmhouse things. And I've lived in one of those and I'm sick of it. Is anybody else just sick of it? I'm over it. I actually really like them and I'm not over them. I really enjoy the modern farms. I'm tired of it. I have modern farms as envy.

So I have one and I love it. I do love it, but I've been looking at places to be closer in Austin. Like, you know, I'm just so far away and they're tearing down all the little houses and they're building up These farmhouses and they're all exactly the same. Yeah, and I think we all look like probably 80% of us live in one of these now And I'm wonderbombed and I think it's time to change. I'm officially saying it right now farmhouses over Okay chip and Joanna so go suck a dick Thank you for saying it actually. I think I would over. Okay, chip and Joanna, so go suck a dick, go. So thank you for saying it.

Actually, I think I would love to live in a ranch house someday. I think I would really, really like a ranch. A real one I would love. But the modern farmhouse look, where it's just every cabinet is blue, every floor is white oak, every countertop is that fake marble quartz or whatever.

That's my house, I'm dissing my own house, okay? But it's over, it's time to go. You know what, you know what I really like? I like wood paneling, like the proper wood paneling from the 70s that everyone turns their nose up but they're disgusted by it. I literally find it so cozy and cute. And I guess it's an nostalgia thing.

You're on trend. No, you're on trend, that's back. And that is Austin proper, that is the style of house. They keep that style of the old houses like a lot of them remodeled into this farmhouse thing but the other ones are that it's like would that cozy like 80s but without the like 80s and I was like that before before as yeah I didn't even know that this was a trend. I thought I was being off trend. I'd like that. I think that's adorable for like a family room. And I would like to have a ranch home That has a wood paneled like TV den area or something like that or maybe that could be a game room for me for my board games

You know, let's do it. I'm behind this brand. Let's do it. Okay. We'll have different wings and we'll come together in the center to podcasts Yeah, I love it love that. I'm in yeah, and And then I would to Emory's house. I hate it. Yeah. Don would what? Play with Bueller while we're recording. He's the Bueller's finally like trained to do a juteil, like a proper juteil. Bueller's tapping. So yeah, Emory's house, Ronnie hates it. I didn't even really notice her house because we spent a lot of the time out there was, I remember tall ceilings. I remember a tall entryway, but then they go out side. Yeah, well here's the thing.

All we know about Amory is that she's doing nothing but sticking her head up Kyle's ass, don't like that. We know that she's got a farmhouse, Ben loves it. I don't love it. And we know that she's got some questionable social stuff. Don't love that, obviously. And here's what we know that is the final nail in her. Will I like her?

Coughing. She has a pickleball. Oh, yeah. Okay. We're done here. Goodbye. You have welcome. If I saw this show in a vacuum, I'd be like,

someone get me out of this Dyson, but I would also be like, I don't think I would, I don't think I would hate her, to be honest. If I did not know about the stuff that I'd read about, even her kissing Kyle's ass, I, what I have liked about her is that her personality is, she seems very gregarious. And so I don't hate her as much as I thought I would hate her.

I actually don't, I would not even say I hate her. I would just say I just don't like her. I would just, I just like that, I just like how she like was sort of so blindly stood up for Kyle. And of course the comments, her transphobic comments are terrible, but I've also heard that she gets worse. So who knows? But anyway, Pickleball is a big strike against her. So Kyle's like, Kyle, they're going to play in Kyle's like,

I don't even know the rules. And so they just are hitting rounds. We have another montage of terrible tennis slash pickleball on Bravo It's a tradition that goes all the way back to like 2007 Where's me out? Yeah, you know, and so then we learn about her She's very competitive and everything our do like it kind of innately becomes a competition because like I got into sports I was five and then I was like sports and then sports sports and then like it would sports. So it's no coincidence that I ended up with an NFL football player.

So then we see a shot of Marcellus and her cute little kids and then after pickleball, oh sorry. No, I was going to say this drove me nuts when they're done with pickleball. Kyle goes, this is like literally my favorite game these days. I'm like, you just said you don't even know the rules. She's fake even. that's when they're done with pickleball, Kyle goes, this is like literally my favorite game these days. I'm like, you just said, you don't even know the rules. She's fake even though. Well, it's just like I'm not an expert,

but I'm like, okay, I'm like, okay, bye. So now we do what we're really here to do, which is talk shit. So Kyle's like, okay, let me preface this, because that was like your first encounter with all of us. But I love Sutton, you know, I love drunk people. Like I really do. And I don't know why she's coming for my marriage

in that way and like doing that to me, but like are you gonna ask me about my marriage? Because you know, I'm dating a celebrity. So possibly, I mean, I don't know. I'm hinting at it. Can you tell, have you heard about it? Yeah. Well, I mean, when we were having dinner

and she didn't want to actually like say what it was, like she was really just talking in circles around the issue. What? And Kyle goes, yeah, I mean, she wanted to throw it out there, but she didn't want to go all the way with it. That's what Garsell did, too. So she's trying to throw Garsell into this mess. And Garsell was not much of an entity. Garsell was just trying to move it along and trying to get some to spit it out, you know? And Garselle does do that where she's like, well, here's what we're talking about then.

And she just puts it all out there. They all did that last year. Yeah. Right, they did it last year with Erica. Like Garselle was really good about being like, okay, the Diamond necklace, you know, or okay, these articles about Tom. Setting in Garselle, but Kyle was too, you know,

they all were, I think because the producers were like, you guys have to ask Erica about this. It's like ratings gold, you know? But, you know, just Kyle were hypocrisy. So, Kyle's like, so last night, like, I mean, there was like really upsetting for Garsell to throw the, or for, yeah,

Sutton to throw those accusations at me. And like, even Garsell saying things like, wow, I mean, her throwing the things out there about my marriage, even though she's gone through this publicly, like, that's like, she knows how hurtful it is. And like, I'm really disappointed. Yeah, she brought up her own issues, Kyle. It's like, make you feel better about it, because it's all over the news. Yeah. Kyle, Kyle trying to, you know what, I think Kyle's been waiting for a long time to go after Garsell, but she felt like she couldn't because Garsell really got her on the charity thing. And so, Garsell's been on her, I mean, Kyle's been on her best behavior.

But now, Kyle's like, okay, some time has passed, you know, I've got Anne on my side. I'm going to go after Garsell now. So Anne is like, she's like, well, I wanna know Southern War. And Kyle's like, um, well, yeah, like she, too bad he can get to know her because she was too focused on trying to ruin my life. So then we see Crystal showing up to a restaurant. She's meeting Set and Garsell and Denise for lunch.

And she and Garsell's like, oh, I'm fighting Denise by the way. And Garsell's like, I mean, this Denise right here looks like she's just gliding through the wind. I mean, she's calm, she's composed, she looks beautiful, she almost looks like she would even care to hear about stories about my children and no one even cares about that. And then they show aside by side of Denise's look today and does Denise's look like with one of her lips curled up like,

don't do that. And I was like, don't do that. Effortless, like, easy-going Denise today. And I'm melting the other night. Also, why are we, why everybody on this show surprised that Denise has wasted? Like, did these people, do they pay attention to anybody else besides themselves? Who's shocked that Denise is wasted. Like did these people, do they pay attention to anybody else besides themselves?

Who's shocked that Denise is wasted? Did we watch her season? I mean, one of the best parts was when she was like, shit, face to that bar with Vanderpump and Kyle. I'm like, oh, yeah, fuck my husband. Yes, dick, it's like a baby arm. Whatever she did. And then they went home in the limo

and looked her up online. Yeah. Right. Is that what's it? That what happened. Okay. Anyway. Then they all then this group, this group of wacky ladies. Hello, ladies. Can I get you? Can I start you off with a drink? I'm going to have a hot water with lemon. I'll have a hot water with lemon. I'll have a hot water with lemon. Can I get a hot water with lemon and mint? All right, ladies. Yeah. Enjoy your day.

Although Crystal orders something, which goes, I'll have the skinny studio heat. I'll just add up. Sometimes I get so mad at Los Angeles, just for the things they put on their menus. Oh, skinny studio heat. What is that? Yeah, some slay-

Some studio city, I don't know. Garsell's like, okay, so the other day said, and I heard a commercial for NeuroPathy, and I'd never heard that word other than from you. So they're saying that people get it so severe that they amputate. What do you think of that? I'm a god.

What, what are you talking about my foot? I'm like, what'm just telling her. I mean, I'm just telling her right now. Don't do that. Don't do that. Well, I heard that people with neuropathy have a high chance of hating magic, Mike, live. Is that you?

Because that's usually the next step as amputation. Is that you? Yeah, you, son. Just like that. Listen, now I'm getting better with my nerves. Okay, my nerves are healing. Okay, nothing's getting amputating, okay? And Chris was like, okay, well how did that even come up yesterday, your foot medication?

She was, because Cos said, I don't know if it's one drink or five drinks and you're on your foot medication. And Denise is like, Kyle is judging drinking with you. Kyle why why what was this? Where were you guys? Who did you guys go out? It's not gonna split in ponytail on the ceiling and Garth says like,

sweep in the dance floor with her koochi. It's sick of Kyle. They hate her. And Chris was like, well, why do you think Kyle appointed at you and not Erica then? And she was like, I do, look, I'm gonna say we're friends, but throwing her sisters into that argument was not great. And it's like, that was a low blow.

I did it. It was fine. Sorry. It was like your ex doing coke under the table, a low blow. So how else do you do blow? You got to get low. I know. It's rules of blow.

So then we got back to Kyle and she's telling Anne Marie and that was the nail and the coffin. What she said about the sister thing because that was designed to hurt. And I was like, wow, you know, when I pointed out that she had a possible eating disorder and a drinking problem, that was not designed to her. But when she said to think about Kathy, wow, wow, wow, wow. And she's like, yeah, you know, I don't really know if something's going on with her personally or if she has an issue with me, but I think she needs to stop focusing on my life

and start focusing on her, it's her own life. And she's like, and then, and then, Satan said she has this thing wrong with her smallest suffigist or something. And then, Emory goes, yeah, like, I'm in health care, so I'm wondering what that is, like what is that? Yeah, cause I was like, oh, can you live without eating? I mean, she said last night, you know, I have a small esophagus.

So, Emory's like asking questions about, she's like, is it a sphincter issue, which then causes call to laugh, because she's never heard the word sphincter without giggling apparently. And we learn that Anne is a nurse anesthesiologist, and so like, she's always like literally shoving tubes down people's throat, so she's like, very well aware

of this esophagus. In my mind, I'm thinking the doctor, whatever, whatever Sutton's medical issue is, the doctor said, it's basically like you have a small esophagus. And so now she tells people, I have a small esophagus. I'm sure it's not that she literally has a small esophagus and sure there's something about the way the esophagus maneuvers and operates or whatever. But the fact that again, that Kyle is questioning whatever this medical disorder is,

is just really tacky. Well, Anne Marie is like, I mean, what is, I'm a nurse anesthesiologist. So I would have heard of it. What is she talking about? I've never heard of that. Esophageal strictures.. Asophageal strictures. And asophageal strictures

and abnormal tightening of the asophagus, they can limit our block food and liquid that's traveling from the throat to the stomach, swallowing is difficult, and you feel food is stuck in your throat. Gird is the most common cause of strictures, but cancer and other issues can also cause them. A dilation procedure can widen the esophagus and reduce symptoms.

Guys, guess who is not a nurse and a seisaeologist and still was able to find that information in five seconds. So, um, and I think Cameron Westcott has that. Cameron Westcott has posted stuff on her Instagram about having like an esophageal issue, like to that effect. So, I hate that she is my example that I go to. I wish there was someone better. You're like, wow, you know what I'm gonna come at this problematic person with? Another problematic person.

Dumb blondes, have small esophaguses, smart blondes, have everything. This is... Blonds have everything Garsell's like all right everyone now that we all have our hot water with lemon how does everyone feel about Kyle's dinner So then I know I think oh my God, Chris was like, what the hell? What the hell? What was she saying? What? Bitch what?

Bitch what? That's it? Bitch what? That was hilarious, bitch what? And Garth says, well, would you have liked for, what would you have liked for Erica to say back to you, Denise? Because Denise is like, well, we had a dinner party and they were talking about three Sims with my kid at another table.

And she's like, well, what would you have liked or disaved? It's just too acknowledging it and to apologize and say, I feel bad about it. Like, otherwise she's just a mean ass bitch. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah. So now we go to Doree's house.

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that you know that you know when I was away a lot and if cars going through something, just be a good friend to her. Oh, absolutely, be key. Absolutely! And she's telling us, like, you know, I'm not surprised that Kyle was reacting strongly about her marriage being attacked, because I've known Kyle a long time, and it's clear that something is not right at home, but that's the quiet tale. To conic oil, like Sutton and Gossil did, there's something that felt dirty about it. You mean after cry, I was like, what? What, what do you guys want?

What do you guys want me to say? What do you want me to say? What do you guys think about me? What do you guys think about me? What do you guys think about me? All right, fine. You know, if the band come from, Kyle has no problem going after people

that are not in her group about what's going on in her in her in their lives and marriages. Okay, so Dury, he's Richards. Yeah, so Dury, it's like I want to talk to you about something. So now they're talking about homeschooling and he's like listen, you know my feelings about this. I brought up three kids before I met you school and mixing with the kids not being part of that whole environment, is enormously important for growth. And I am a father of three other children. So I wouldn't have, we've never even seen your other children. You'd be quiet over there. Now we're into this whole thing. I don't know. I'm not a parent, so I feel like it's not my right to say it like what's important. I mean, I was traumatized by

school, but I guess it would teach you to socialize. I don't know. Babe, babe, let me put it this way. How are kids going to get four different accents if they just stay at home? Okay, they need to be around other people, babe. Let's put them back in school, babe. Yeah, I mean listen, I think home schooling is great. A lot of people do it. I think this, I don't know what the standards are for that. If you test the kids, how do you know that everybody's doing well? I will say this, general advice. I don't think you want to read to be your child's only complies. There. I feel like I think that in general,

I feel like for social influences, we need more than PK and Doreet because then we see a flash back to class and Mrs. Lepp says, okay kids, covers tell you a lot about a book and then Jacker goes, covers probably the most important part of the book. Like, huh, interesting lessons. I mean, the sort of lessons you expect on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, quite frankly,

but, um, maybe we should go back to school. Maybe we should. That is such a Doreet lesson. The only thing that matters is to cover. You can't judge a book that way. So, I'm gonna book books are judged by their cover. And basically he's like,

he's like, we need to put them in school. Our kids are getting a little weird. We gotta put them in school. And she's like, but they don't want to go to school. He's like, that's nice, baby, but it's not really consideration right with the parents. So no. But basically what it really comes down to is the PTSD that she has and just like she has a lot of fear inside. And she's very scared of being away from her children right now. And she probably already was like that a little bit, but now it's even worse.

And he's basically saying, here's the thing, here's the thing, I'm sorry. She asks PTSD and she doesn't want the kids to go to school because of the PTSD and they have a home school in this specific room, but where the burglars broke in to the house was through that room. Like, they literally crashed into that school room and broke into their house when they, and I'm not laughing because that's funny.

I'm just like, that's your PTSD is literally the classroom they're showing right now. Like all the pictures on TMZ from the helicopters and stuff are from above, and that is the sliding glass door that they broke into. So, wow. Well, either way, he's kind of like, he's kind of like, look, I'm not going to say you're are from above and that is the sliding glass door that they broke into. So wow. Well, either way, he's kind of like, he's kind of like, look, I'm not gonna see you down the wrong direction, but you're starting to say things

like Jagger when you go away to college, I'm gonna live on campus and you can't marry other people and everything, he's like, we need to, we need to create some separation here. Okay. That's kind of, we're sending the kids to school. So then he's like, I mean, this is coming for you need for the kids to be close to you,

like I get there, but you have to like, at least own that element of the conversation. Because, you know, he did recently tell her like, I just don't really get this PTSD thing. I mean, what's that? That's ridiculously, post-traumatic water. Oh, come on.

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what's wrong with giving you a peace gay accent? Oh, PK said I had to adopt this accent if I want to get anywhere. It's the reason why we didn't get the answer. I mean, but then, science is for gay, and it is. It's a great thing. By the way, what a great thing to be for guys. I know, right? Yeah, it was offended by the founders. It's a wonderful thing. It's a wonderful

thing. I love it to be for us. In our in 48 minutes into this, now we're worried if somebody's offended. Too late, Ben. Too fucking fucking late speaking of which we go to us a laboratory AKA Roccos and we hope sciences for case Erica meets up with Mikey at Roccos and She's like wow this place must get popping I guess you tell me Erica Not poppos Mikey Jesus Christ Christ is cameras here right now. Come on, Mikey.

Well, last time I was here was for a Christmas show. Which made me think of all the Christmas shows we used to do together. Remember all those times? Yeah, remember a very slutty Christmas and a very skanky Christmas and Mrs. Claus is a horny bitch Christmas. Oh, yeah, great.

So yeah, they're talking about how oh my god, he's the art of performing I'm a show, but I just need to be out here. God. I remember this dick second boy used to be It's time to turn the page and come back here and give it a real show, Mikey. And so they're like, where can we possibly find a show? You know what we need to get you turn the page and come back here and give it like real so Mikey. And so they're like, where can we possibly find a show? You know what we need to get you a residency? Where would we do that? Got it. There's someone who was like Rush Limbaugh and him

like a charm with my wife. No, no, when we say residency, we need to get you a proper home. So, I'm not in one of those? And I sing in a planet, you know, they love pet the pussy mat thing. I'll tell you that. I love when she starts talking about like how I've missed the connection you have with the audience,

the exchange of energy. And they cut to Kyle whipping her ponytail around at the club. No, but honestly, there's nothing quite like singing the two of the three notes of your song and watching two gay guys snorting coke off of each other's dicks rapping beneath you. One exchange of energy, yeah, just listening to a talk about it is like that, you know, I think she just learned some stuff from like inside the actor studio or whatever. Which I can't wow, one exchange of energy that would you have with the audience, if a conversation you have with the audience.

And then they show, whenever they show a clip of Eric are performing, she's like, Pat the pulse, pat the pulse, get your pulse and pat it, and then my pulse is, my pulse is, my pulse is on fire. Just drop some mic and like walks off the stage. The old time I'm truly present in life is when I'm on fire. Just drops a mic and like walks off the stage. The old time I'm truly present in life is one a month stage. And the future is like, is that the only time is when you're on stage, like not like

now when you're on a TV show where you're supposed to be present? Because yeah, oh, and sex, but the good sex, not the Tom sex. So Mike is like, oh my God, we're getting back to the Erica Jane project. Yeah, so pretty much project. So they're talking about how they're going to go find a residency in Vegas for her. And she's like, I've always loved Vegas. When I was in the fifth grade, I was like, well, it's the magical place up in 24 hours a day.

Showgirls costumes and money. And then I got there. Of course, it was called shakies back then, but still shakers. Sorry shakies is a hamburger place, I think. Two of them. Two of them. Here I thought I was the biggest. Two of them I was just in a ball pit in a McDonald's in Great Nick, New York. But hey, felt great. Listen, wouldn't be my first ball pit,

won't be my last. Know what I'm saying? You know what I like? So then she gets very serious about this, because you know what I like most in life is the pursuit. I'm a hunter by nature, and I always had been, and why wouldn't I hunt the biggest game? I don't want to hunt warthugs, I want to hunt elephants, and age elephants, and then I take the elephant and throw it out of my nostrils and kill the rhinoceros too. And you know what? How about a bowl of eagle,

what we're at, I want a kilo bowl. But don't worry, I'm not an elephant, I don't come on me about that, America. And then they toast to 2023 with their dirty martinis. America goes, wow, they really gave us a lot of olives. And then we see the olives, and their martini glasses are like covered in olives.

It's just like a wall of olives. So then we go to to read and Kyle meeting for a hike and he's like, we're working out. Ooh, Jeff, you're waiting bent on. I need to make sure otherwise, I'm going to start some brainless guy out. Ooh. And then now Kyle's like super chill with,

he's like, oh my god, it's so stupid. Like how crazy was the other night at my ride? Like, it was so ridiculous, right? And she's like insane. I mean, she was like saying, she saw a ring she'd never seen before. Like, you know, many pieces of jewelry I have that she hasn't even seen.

I'm like incredibly rich. I have so much jewelry that I can literally be robbed because of a terrible security system that Teddy's husband put in and still have so more jewelry not to show. I mean, it is ridiculous. Like, it's not about the jewelry. It's about, it's on your wet. You took off the wedding band to replace something and you put it on the wedding finger. Oh, yeah. So Kyle still going on about what a low blow it is. And then we hear Kim Richards coming up saying, I hear the word low blow, Kyle. Hey, Kyle.

Hey, Kyle. Hey, Darlin. What's going on? I know a thing or two about low blow, okay? So Kim comes up. She actually, despite, you know, us joking, she seems actually great. She's like very, very elucid.

And Kyle's like, Kim in my relationship is in a very good place. And like, she knows I'm going through a hard time. And she's been like really supportive this last year. So I love you. You're like, you guys, Kim seems great. I mean, Kim, Katte Kim going. Yeah, you know what?

I haven't really left the house since lockdown. I'm just staying inside and painting on the walls That's literally an impure room. That is like yes That is and we do see it and it does look like a fucking insane person's house like it does look like somebody just sitting in there like Fox I see a fox Fox and my husband that time Amelia West of it You know, it's really hard to mix all these four reasons, have Kim back.

You can't have Kim back while Erica's still on the show and to me, Switzerland. It's like really a mind-fuck for me and I apologize to everybody, okay? But I'm not gonna give it too much time because Kim's barely here and she's probably not gonna leave her house again till the next time.

But we see all the pictures of her drawing all over her walls and it does look insane, but it's also good. She's good. She's a dark. It's a dark. Yeah. Yeah, it is like, I mean, it's not like a mural that I personally would want, but it is not like

stick figures and stuff. It's like legitimately good. So she makes murals of animals and stuff. I mean, it really does look like, in some ways, like the key art for Laverinth, speaking of which, And Kyle's like, I mean, for me to see your painting and out and socializing, that makes me happy because it means it's time for me to tear her down again. Yes. And also, you know, someone just made a comment about how Kyle doesn't have a relationship with her sister. So of course, the very next scene, Kyle's trotting out her sister, you

know, right? Um, and she's always not talking to one of them though. So she's got to try this one out to make the other one feel bad, you know, so So Kim, yeah, so she's like, oh, they're so fucked up this family. Oh my gosh. Totally fucked up. Well, I told Kathy. I said, tell Paris if she wants anything on the walls for Phoenix. I am down to do that. Both Phoenix the child and Phoenix the reached child and just the city of Phoenix. I'll just paint on walls there. I love the desert. You should see what I've done with the Phoenix airport.

Mm. Ready to go to stop there. So then Kyle, so. So you've seen the baby yet? Phoenix, have you seen the baby? Which is like her way of saying like, mm, I haven't seen the baby. Someone just told me, a person, Kathy, I haven't seen the baby. Someone just told me,

a Parisian Cathy had been in the news a lot recently, but I have actually not read any of the headlines. I just, they keep popping up. I know that the simple life anniversary was recently, but- Well, they have their show, Paris and Love. It's on season two and it's on Netflix. So, that's why I think-

So, but is it true? So is what I heard that like Paris surprised the family with the baby like guess what I have a baby yeah I saw the Phoenix the other day so yeah so basically it was on their show um work Kathy's like yeah like I didn't want to surprise you I mean I didn't want to like tell you because like, you know, it just like becomes a big thing. So, you know, I hope you understand your grandma. And so Carl's like, oh my god, I still can't believe I found it from Instagram that she

had a baby. Like that's how many they are to me. I mean, that's like literally how everybody found out. Yeah, sounds like that's how I've found out pretty much like one step from. And it's so Paris, you know, Paris would just be like, but that is how I communicate with you. Yeah, that's actually like Paris communicating over Instagram is like the most personal that she could be.

So I'll live maybe his. We see like a month earlier, this is actually, it was interesting because in the very first episode of the season, when Kyle sits down with Mauricio and it's like, I got five tattoos, I'm waiting to tell you something and then she never tells them anything and we're like, why is she telling them anything? It actually looks like this is what she was telling him

because they're wearing the same clothes. And Kyle tells Mauricio, like I can't believe I found out from Instagram that she had a baby. And Mauricio just starts laughing. He's like, and then he starts to realize like, oh, I shouldn't be by found out. From Instagram that she had a baby, and Mauricio just starts laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then he starts to realize like, oh, wait, I shouldn't be laughing. I said, ha ha ha.

Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, that's weird. Ha. I was laughing at something else, totally. Not at you. So then we see a clip of Kyle talking to her daughter is being like, you guys shouldn't like go visit because like, I don't want like you guys

not to have a relationship because of us because like, that's not great. Like you guys shouldn't get involved in our stuff. Which is her way of saying, like if you go visit them without me, you're dead to me by the way. You're right. We all know.

So, of course, it tells us. Yeah, they're like, no, mom, we wouldn't do that. So, Kyle's telling us that, you know, her's Kathy and her nieces are a package deal. So if Kathy and Kyle are arguing, instead of it being just between us, all of a sudden it's like she's cut off from everybody and that's the hardest part for her. Okay, but also they saw on TV, like, wait, how you were treating Kathy. So they also saw you literally trying to take her down on TV, Kyle. So I also... And let's to take her down on TV Kyle.

So I also, and let's not to say Kathy's a perfect little saint either. I'm not saying that, but Kyle did really try to bring her ass down and then act like the victim. Kyle was in my view. Kyle, Kyle was not being a good sister, publicly, at least publicly. Kathy was probably being readged privately, but Kyle was publicly being a bad sister. And I also like when Kathy says, I'm going to Kyle says that being cut off from everyone, AKA Paris and Nikki and whatever babies are around their ankles, Kyle's like, that's hurts me more than anything. It's like, okay, so being cut off from arguably the most popular or most famous members of

your family is what hurts the most, got it. Yeah, so then Kim and Kyle are, you know, they're taking pictures of them while they hug and just like, oh my God, I love the relationship between you girls. And they're like, yeah, you know, Kim's like, life is too short to fight. It's just not worth it, Kyle.

Like it bothers me, Kyle. It was a good life, don't fight. they hug and she's like you guys can fix this And Kyle's like oh my god like I don't even know how we got here. I have no idea well, you know your season is on Peacock so I suggest you ask for some kind of code from NBC Uni and Watch that we got followed Denise's advice and maybe watch the show. So she's like, yeah, she's like, I don't even know. Like, I was having a good time with her and like, I only had good intentions wanting her to be in the group.

I'm like, really? Because he didn't really defend her sister when Rina came super hard for her, super hard the way that you are now complaining that son's coming for you. And so Kim's like, you know what I said? Well, okay, I don't want to put it this way. Like, both of you could have done something a little different, mainly you. But in the moment, like, you didn't see that. You didn't see that. And,

you know, so I don't think either one was wrong or not wrong. Maybe one of you was more wrong. Maybe it was you. I don't know. But we all could be at make different decisions. Specifically, you can make better decisions. Um, and everything is a lesson, you know, just knows that like me and Kathy never fight, it's just me and you, so just putting it out there. Oh, Kim! Sorry, I just wanted to draw on your face. It's not an oil in me. So, Kyle's like, you know, when I think about all the time we're losing with babies coming

into the family and very famous members of our family not hanging out with other members of our family, like we would normally be all together during these times, you know, just laughing about, I don't know, hit movies like Halloween and to be close to all these kids, like, like, we were with our kids, like, when our kids were growing up, it just makes me sad. It makes me sad that I can't take photos with Paris right now. Yeah. All right, well, that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The salon one, but guess what? It wasn't five hours, and it could have been.

So you're welcome for our brevity, because we can go on. But we are going to go recap Real Housewives of Miami now, which is next on our docket. And we hope that you guys join us for that, because you know what, we love you. And also, don't forget that crappy hour is Monday night for the final one of the season. I don't know what date that is. I was trying to do the man I'm looking at the date on my computer right now and trying to do the math and guess what I can't do it's Monday 11th December 11th So wait 12 plus 11 is 23 and it's the year 2023. So 12, 11, 23.

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