Watch What Crappens - #2250 Southern Charm: Irate of the Caribbean

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

The Southern Charm cast trip to Jamaica (S09E12) gets predictably messy after a Page Six article re-opens some wounds that never closed in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. I'm Ben Mantleker and joining me today live from not Jamaica. It's Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello, ban. How are you? I am great. It's a big night for the Charleston contingent contingency contingent contingent of Bravo because it's Southern Charm Knight. it's also Southern hospitality premiere night. Our Southern hospitality recaps, if and when they do happen, they are not going to be like on Friday mornings, because there's a million shows that are on Wednesday and Thursday nights. So when they come up, they'll be at the beginning of the next week. Unfortunately, the screener list for Southern hospitality is extremely tight. It is only reserved for the most elite content creators, apparently, because-

All those people fucking covering Southern hospitality. Southern hospitality is probably the most exclusive screener since real real girlfriends of Paris. So unfortunately we have not made the cut on this landmark show. Even though we were pretty much the only podcasts who never gave it any sort of love or attention, we still love the show. We don't hold it against the show. But what it means though, and all honestly, what it really means is that like logistically, if we can't watch it before, before it airs, we just don't have time to watch it and record it in time for Friday mornings. Sorry everyone.

I'm kidding. Yes, Ben. Yeah, yeah. It's a petty, you know what, Southern hospitality is a petty show. There's no guarantee we'll actually even record the recaps. And I'm not saying that as a punishment, I'm saying that as a light consequence to this situation, and the truth is there are bigger and very exciting shows. Southern hospitality is one of our absolute favorites and we'd love to champion

it, but we can only champion it if it's easy for us. So for those who are going to be excited to tune into our recap, fingers crossed, we will be able to give you recaps as much as possible, but given that shows like real housewives, ultimate girls trip are coming back and given that we have major real housewives going on, we have a hard enough time having a major show like below deck, major recaps for that.

So am I being petty right now? Am I airing my issues and my complaints? No, I'm just merely stating facts about our recording schedule. If you want to read into it, you may. And to all the cast and people who work behind the scenes on Southern Hostile, who have wrapped it up to the cast. The more cast was playing, the more cast was playing, man. Over the past year, we appreciate you listening. Thank you

I would like to thank his agents I'm just I'm thankful for people. I am grateful Yeah, a lot of the people who work on the show Have listened to watch a crap and then have reached out and have been very grateful to us and so um, you know We are grateful for your support to us and so, you know, we are grateful for your support. I'm gonna grab a sun, your screen, you're all those few fuckers. That's all I have to say about that. I hope they have a great season.

But we will be watching it, Fresher. It will be in our hearts. So good luck, you guys. Okay, so now, Southern Jong-M. Wow, what is so, they are really gonna try to make Olivia happen again. Guys, Olivia and Taylor, you can't build a show. I'm not gonna live in Taylor. That's it. They are really gonna try to make Olivia happen again guys Olivia and Taylor you can't build Olivia that's it. I'm sorry. They seem like very nice people. I

Can't watch Olivia try to be mad about Austin anymore. Are you expecting me to believe that Olivia still gives a fuck about Austin at this point? Olivia's Maybe not the brightest bulb on the tree, but she is way smarter than this. So, and now, like I do with any bravo show, I'm gonna suspend my disbelief, because I still love the show. We can just, yeah. Suspend my disbelief, just like I suspend my disbelief, that the screener list for self-in-mustinality

must be kept very tight. So, I am all for it. I'm all for Olivia being mad at Austin because I don't believe they ever had a romance, but I believe that she's annoyed at him because he is fucking with her. And that's I think a genuine reaction on her part. So I'm actually all in. I love this show. I think this show does probably is probably the strongest show on Bravo for presenting complicated male relationships. Because these guys have such fucked up frenemy friendships happening

in a way that we don't see on like summer house or Vannapunt brules. I mean, Vannapunt brules is fucked up, but it's still like a two-dimensional fuckup. It's like, well, I'll use Slap with my girlfriend. I'll just up with your girlfriend. I slept with your girlfriend. Let's have a beer. But this one, they have these simmering resentments

that bubble up and it's so fascinating to me. I love it. Well, Vanderpump rules, I think, is exactly like this. It's just, Jack's hasn't been on that show. But Jack's and Shep are very similar, just like the doing wrong things all the time and then freaking out in Coke rage when they're called out or

that other people aren't called out enough when they're always being the ones called. I mean, it's like, it's almost exactly the same thing, except I will say to Jack's at least he had a job at, oh, at one point. He's got a job, which wow. It's like the only person Jack's can edge right ahead of in this world is, is Shep for that reason. Now, since, probably not. But you know what this show has actually?

It has a layer. It has all like the, it has all that stuff, but it also has the layer of like class politics and money, you know, because you have like, and insider outside our stuff in terms of like, you've got Shep and Whitney who are wealthy, you've got Craig and Austin who are like, wanna be wealthy of JT who's like, not really accepted in this world and Rod is doing the

Rod thing. So like you just have like layers of simmering resentments, which I love. I love it. I love a simmering resentment on a TV show. Well there you go. Well you got it. Okay. Pravee saying I said in charm, I'm going to have a baby, baby number T. Okay, I found out

last minute. Guess what? That baby's still going to be a baby baby number T. Okay, I found out last minute Guess what that baby's still gonna be more mature than fucking Austin. That's for damn sure Previous thing on Southern charm Dr. Toya pound boss around a bunch of beaters up it Thank you for the extra Dr. Toya pound a visual by the way I love Dr. Toya pounds only purely based off of her name. I'm just glad we got some more of her Yeah, me T. Dr. Toya pound the flashback is just okay. You want to have baby? Here's my recommendation. Let me write it on this little legal pad. You need to pound. And if you need me go ahead and call my number. Just look on your phone. Is this number sign? Pound pound. Pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound, pound's Southern Charms, so we watch a lot of people with crusty faces wiping my boogers out of their eye.

Mm-hmm. I feel like I've lost Ronnie. And the whole ship is going down, going down in flames. Maybe I've not lost Ronnie, maybe I've lost Wi-Fi. It's my fault. This is my fault, everyone. I'd have money to get my face as frozen as Ben's is right now on my screen.

We're back. We're back. Did you, hey, did you have some good fanping? I had amazing fanping over here. I did, Matt. Who knows what the end video will bring. It'll be a great moment of darkness. This was, that was my fault, because because my screen said your Wi-Fi is down

But the thing is I'm plugged into my ethernet, so I don't really know what's going on there So I apologize and if anyone has an issue Get mad get pounded get pounded dr. Toa pound was like I hear you call my name. I just pounded your internet Go get pounded here. I'm gonna I'm gonna turn my wife. I completely off right now. No, it's going to video. No, it'll just give a little skip. Don't worry, I've done this before. It'll be a little skip.

Everyone don't get worried. It'll be okay. See? Everything's fine. See? We did it. Okay, we've transitioned into a fully ethernet experience with Dr. Pound. So as you were saying, Ibergers and crossy faces. Ibergers, crusty faces. Welcome to Southern Charms. So

chef, it's 837 a.m. and he gets a bloop. And then we get a butt crack, which is great, a butt crack of chef. Now, I can't really shame people for butt cracks because my crack is always out. And I don't even feel it when it's out, which is the sad part. I don't have any kind of a butt whatsoever. I just have flesh kind of cinched together, but maybe branded jeans. That's all I have. I don't even know when my butt crack is out, but it's constantly out. Well, that's the thing with butt cracks. It's like for some reason, there's like no nerve endings over there. So as a result, you never know when it's constantly out. Hmm. Well, that's the thing with butt cracks. It's like, for some reason, there's like no nerve endings over there. So as a result, you never know

when it's just dangling out in the wind. If we knew, I'm sure we wouldn't have a dangling out so many times. But that's because there's no other choice. Because God made some people with round butts and some people just don't have anything. Okay, some of us are just like a water balloon just being held together in the

middle by some sort of a belt. And that's where I'm at. Now I can't fill it when there's a nice breeze and I feel it tickling my little dimple on my butt crack. Right. Yeah, when there's a breeze, you can feel it like caressing your crevice. So, um, Veneta wakes up, meanwhile, without a butt crack and also without Charles. So she had a look of terror in her eyes. Like, how do I film a scene? There's no cold dog near me. I know. She just props a pillow up.

She's like, Charles, you want to drown a sweater? Every pillow becomes Charles. And then Olivia wakes up and she says, oh my God, I pulled something in my sleep. Oh, so great day for her so far. So Paige calls, FaceTime's Craig or the other way around, saying, hey, chicken. He's like, hey, chicken. Sick. No, literally, I was just talking to my salad.

What do you want, Craig? Nothing, I'm in Jamaica. By the way, I found two different excursions. Like, I want to go to this blue hole, and there was a waterfall, and these rapids, and I left it up to the group, and to which one to do. Okay. Is one of the excursions you hanging up so I can enjoy my chicken salad? That would be great. Thanks. Well, so I don't even care if it's blue, whatever you hold, whatever hole you come across today,

fall on it. Okay? Bye. I'll be really upset if that hole has more water in it than your swimming pool because it's been a few months now. It's been waiting to fill that up. Thanks. So Olivia is calling down to Rod on his balcony and she's like I'm ready to go to the blue hole. You're gonna go to the pool. What are you gonna do? You're gonna go to the pool. You're gonna go to the pool. What are you gonna do? You're gonna go to the pool. You're gonna go to the blue house. What the hell? Um, I, I know this may be shocking as both of our personality free blondes on the show

seem so distinct, but it was actually Taylor. It was actually Taylor who was, monotone voice was calling down to Rod. Yes. Oh, sorry. That's a different voice. It doesn't make any difference. Um, I guess make a difference. So then instead of this, hey, rod, you want to go down to the, okay, so I did it wrong.

You give the wrong visual. So I said it was this, hey, rod. Do you want, do you want to go down to the pool? Rod. It's different. Rod, it's so hot out, why are you wearing that sweater? So then Madison is on the phone with Brett. And she's like, hey, hey, you at work?

So I was just thinking about Dr. Toya Pound and she said I should pound. So I was wondering if we could do some phone pound. And he's like, yeah, I mean, about to get ready to do some snowboarding in a minute. And she's like, oh, you're doing snowboarding without me doing a cliff jumping. I was like, wow, okay.

Yeah, what about that for exciting lives, okay? You're Martha Stewart, but jumping off a cliff, okay? Which is where she would be jumping if she saw what a homemade rhyme. Wow, damn, Martha Stewart. So then, Chef is like twitching his foot in bed, like, bo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. And of course, his ironing board is out. I feel like Chef is that kind of person to just leave his ironing board out in the hotel room. twitching his foot and bed like bo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do before I'm guessing to put a drink on because he's not ironing. I'm just gonna assume at this point, the iron and ironing board actually became sentient

and we're like, we need to help this man. So they just were like inch out of the closet, getting ready to like iron him in his sleep. It's like the in Jamaica, everything in the hotel just gives you advice. It's like, hey, just think as you want to, I'm here. It's like beating the beast There's doing be our guests except the like be your guest. Well not like that. I mean have some respect. I'm your shirt man So when he just walks in the hotel room

just walks in the hotel room. His tut and she's like, gosh, is my door fucking open? God damn it! And he's like, yeah, your room looks pretty good. You got pennies on the floor. Clearly a new action last night. Mother, look at this. Like, so close, you know, have you ever been to Jamaica? And he's like, yeah, I grew up here. My best friend is to make it. My mom's first stepfather, or stepfather, yeah. My mom's first stepfather, Ed Fleming. His uncle was the Inflaming, and you know, Golden Eye, which I've been to, okay, wow. You know, I love history, but not this kind. All right.

Wow, one is a Ken Burns documentary on all of the people that your mother has had access to over the years because of who she's married. Wow, gosh. Yeah, I love that like around about like Bizarre humble brag. My mom's first step brother, stepfather, his uncle is Ian Fleming wrote 007 and I've been to the Golden Eye set. Welcome to Ken Burns is documentary

Inside out stool the the marriages of Patricia my mom went there It's like Whitney's little postcards from everyone his mom's been married to My mom was the original singer of gold finger gold finger Break me a martini no mom, that's not the lyric. The lyric today. So, then chefs are like, wow, you know what, that was really boring. But guess what, I saw Taylor and JT walking.

I was, you know, just going down to get kicked out of some bar, most likely. And then I saw Taylor and JT walking the other way. Whoa. And then we see a clip of JT and Taylor and JT is like, let's take a shot and spit it in each other's mouths and say, I could do that. I could do... Gross! When did this start? And why are you guys copying Cory fucking key for? From Cory Quiefer from... that other show. Winterhouse.

Oh God. Isn't that a name for me? Cory, the queen for Cory Quiefer. Yeah, Cory Quiefer. From... Ha ha ha ha. What? I haven't why I'm behind on that show because honestly,

I've just, I'm trying to have it. I'm trying to have it in itself respect. It's like so bad. I am behind because it's actually just too entertaining for me to watch all at once. I just, I wanna just more sell it out. So that way, I don't get too much of a good thing. So unfortunately, so.

You know that shows really difficult because I just spent an entire season of Summer House cringing for Danielle and now it's an entire season of this cringing for Danielle. I can't cringe for Danielle more than one time a year. Okay, they're getting? You guys, I'm at my Danielle cringe level. Please, someone go help Danielle. I can't cringe for Danielle more than one time a year. Okay. They're getting you guys. I'm at my Danielle cringe level. Please someone go help Danielle. I can't take anymore. I think they're literally had to stop. They're getting

a little reunion like a watch, but it'll be a bad one because it's like a watcher happens live reunion, you know? Yeah. Well, I just, it was on before whatever, one of the other 30 things that we watch on here. And Corey, it was Cory's confessional and he's like, you know, like all this has really made me realize how much I do appreciate Sam. Oh really? After you pretended you weren't even dating her for how long to see if you could get laid by anyone better.

And then you couldn't. So now suddenly you're gonna pretend like, you're so, you're such a good boyfriend to Sam and go tattletail that everybody's been talking shit about her and then suddenly stand up for Sam like what a terrible human being so my point is where are we copying Corey? please let's not let's not let's not so uh chef is telling Whitney about JT and saying like oh gosh well if they did hook up like that's really sad for her I mean nothing against JT

I'm just saying that like anyone who hooks up with them is just like they're just like a pathetic person who just enjoys People who are like not naturally at a human height. That's all I'm saying Hmm. Yeah, Taylor's really into sad hookups. I don't think that Taylor's hooked up with somebody yet on this show that I've been like Yeah, a girl every one of them. I don't think that Taylor's hooked up with somebody yet on this show that I've been like, yeah, a girl. Every one of them, I'm like, stop hating yourself. Listen, it's why I stopped the winter house, okay? I'm trying to stop hating myself. I did my hope for you, too. Did you see the video on TikTok of JT's ex, Sabine? Someone just actually tagged us in a video of it on Facebook. And it's basically this girl who's like 25, who's like, yeah, so I don't even watch,

I don't even watch Southern Charm. And she's actually very, she looks a lot like Paige Disorbo. And she's like, hi, I'm like not Paige, but I'm like Paige. And like JT, like when I found out he was on this show and that he like everyone hated him, I was like, that makes sense. And like of course he was like that

because like on front of a camera, he was that makes sense. And like, of course, he was like that. Because like, on front of a camera, he was always really nice. But he was just acting. But he wasn't like that in real life. I'm like, no, if you were saying he's just like he is on the show in real life, right? Like, well, she said that's just what he is. She said, because in real life, if you saw a camera,

he starts to perform. Oh, yeah, like he's very performative the same way. Yeah. And what else does she say about him that he's really poor? And what else? And sporty, not 38. I didn't like that. He wasn't, I wouldn't call it any jokes.

I was just gonna say. Well, let's see that. I mean, as far as JT gossip goes, really, like who asked for that? You know what I mean? JT, congratulations. You got gossip. Like someone actually decided to make a TikTok about you. So he did that. I mean J2, congratulations. You got gossip like someone actually decided to make

a tick talk about you. So yeah. Well good for you. Oh, I mean, I don't know if he's poor. I don't care if he's poor. I do know that he is living in the party space that he's borrowed money from his mom to create or whatever that old thing is. That's weird. But hey, you know what, if you want to live in a fucking rental party space, who might it, who might it stop you? You go, girl. Listen, I, listen, if there's one thing we know about Gitchi, I don't know much about him, but one thing I do know about him, is that he sure does love poppy seed, put her up on that camera mark, God, I love that dog.

Mommy. Mommy? I love my mommy. Here's what he is what I know. I love my mommy. I wonder if that's where he tried out the first, like dog mommy mommy. I love my mommy. Here's what is what I know I love my mommy. I wonder if that's where he tried out the first like hey mommy I'm gonna take a shot and you take a shot and let's spit it in each other's mouth Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's time for a crapence commercial So um, Shep is like, gosh single Taylor is a dangerous woman You know, I think that Taylor has as like, I think of Taylor of this like, she's like of this ilk That she thinks she needs a guy, but like, oh, what are you gonna do if you don't have a boyfriend? But that's a whole other discussion.

Yeah. So he's like, you know, let me just take a breath, pump the pranks, to start to be like Paige. Just be like Paige. Oh, and so Whitney's saying, yeah, you know, I mean, the whole point of this trip was to see how Paige could integrate with all of Craig's friends, and they sure blew that one. She hates you. Okay.

Paige is a reality star who is also a podcaster and a commentator and an influencer who really relies on being a reality show to up her game And she still won't come on this show. That's how much she hates your asses, okay? That's how she's gonna integrate. She hates you. She's trying to get Craig to move away from you and probably will the second that he has to stop filming with you Jack asses. Okay. Yeah. Because remember, you guys tried to integrate with Summer House and she was there for it and she was like, okay. So, like, she's seen enough. She doesn't need anymore. She doesn't need any more girlfriends and she definitely doesn't need any of these smucks so uh... uh... when he's like she put them off

and he's basically like uh... krakis and uh... he's going to page uh... but uh... but uh... i also know krakis's original anything so world's flat basic wait any i need my martini hold on i have to take a plane home. Sorry everyone, bye. Listen, the world may not be flattened, but Randy sure is, please get back here with someone who knows how to make a decent Martini.

Randy, stop shaking under my feet. Please, ma'am, please. I'll tell you else, it's flat. Randy, when it sings the national anthem, I wish he would stop doing that when he made my martini. But that's for a different show. Oh, cards. I don't have faith in any kind of relationship anymore. If you can't believe in page.

So then we go to Taylor. She's at the pool and she gets a bloop. This is all very natural, flying, and realistic. They're all getting their texts. Taylor's like, I'm at the pool. Wait a minute. Who the hell is this? Darn it.

I just got a very upsetting text. Ha ha ha ha ha. Samassan sits down and she joins her and Taylor's like, oh my gosh, it is hot and massacres. I know. We're about to go jump off a cliff with bunch betas. You know, it's funny running into you and JT. There was some flirting wasn't there. And Taylor's like, I genuinely have a good time with JT. And then we see them

like dancing and having fun together. Yes. And she's like, but I think he would be a lot to handle. And you know, when I saw JT, he was like, we I think he would be a lot to handle. And you know, when I saw J.T., he was like, we should grab a drink and Madison's like, yeah, and then it's four a.m. I saw you. I had a bottle of booze. That was crazy. That was real crazy. Whitney. And she tells us, I don't see them together, but maybe it's because I'm at the wrong angle, so I just see her. Um, he's just down there basically,

but if I move to this one, I sing both together, you know, he's looking up. So you can see how our angle's really the key for him. I love that JT is too much for Taylor to handle. I mean, did you just like block out the part where Shep screamed at you about a game of VagToss or screamed at you about a ping pong game That he lost but JT is the one that's too much to handle or literally yesterday in front of the whole table was like oh really other countries Really

Well, you know chef is a tall order so Madison is like the tall order. So Madison is like, she's like, yeah, I don't, you know, I don't see her and JT together. I mean, maybe Taylor sees JT as her only friend and Ally on the trip because she's a slut. But I've been on the ass with everyone. And it's not a good feeling, especially when you're a slut, which I just mentioned is her specifically in conclusion, Taylor is a slut. Well, you know, I haven't backed to you since JT's mostly because you're a slut. And then we see a clip of her gone by saying you're, I haven't spoken to you since Chatees mostly because you're a slut. And then we see a clip of her gone by senior to I thought your teacher angered for China. And then they cut back and say, I apologize because for my just the fact that I was

getting fed these things back to you and it didn't match up to what I seen. You know what I'm saying? Because I seen this. What's in front of me? Just like vanilla pudding pop. Okay. And then I was hearing all these things and it was like a pudding pop being put in lots of different holes You know just Vanilla's not pop is what it was I didn't know that slut was the flavor you could get a pudding pop in From having a nutty or a slut. I'm okay with it. Yeah, it's just like Preferredives as long as I know they're there. It's okay Well, I appreciate the apology, I think. And have I been going through a tough time?

Absolutely. Oh, good. Cause I do think that you're a good person. Well, maybe more of a slutty person, but I hate the whole Olivia part of it. Well, you just got to prove that easy people can go through tough times. So, you just got to prove that easy people can go through tough times. So, good for you. You're a good girl. You're a good girl. You're a good girl.

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And I was like, what? And then she sent me a page six post. You know, it's hard to read Taylor's face because it never moves or shows any kind of a machine at all. Like it's unreadable. It's basically like a transcript of my entire house. It's unreadable. So she, I don't know why I'm giving that show so much,

I just saw that as a detail. I'm like furious at Corey right now. Okay, so she, she's unreadable, but you know she's thrilled to be in page six. And you made it. You dated Shep all this time. You did it. It finally worked.

Wouldn't we all be thrilled? This is what you work so hard for. Congratulations. What a dream to be in page six. So then The headline is Southern Charms star Austin Grohl hooked up with Taylor and Green and she says Why somebody had to stir the pot. I don't know. I mean find someone else to talk about and massacres Yeah, well, it's probably gonna get back to Olivia. I guess it'd be fun about a mass and goes, yeah, well, it's probably gonna get back to Olivia, I guess. It's gonna be fun.

So, Taylor's like it probably already has. And then we cut the whole thing. So they're like, Olivia, you need to do something. Whop, well, what should I do? I don't know. What would you be doing right now? Probably making a ponytail. Okay, Olivia, make a ponytail.

So she's like doing the most performative ponytail. She's like, look, I'm making a ponytail. Thing. What? I got a text from somebody. I was just making a ponytail. Here I am taking this trip and I just want to get things off my mind and make a ponytail. And then someone sent me a page six article that didn't even send me the first five pages and I haven't even had my coffee yet. Don't, don't, don't close ups of the article. So then everybody's gathering in the lobby to leave and Olivia and Austin are just standing

around all open mouthed and Olivia, this acting. So he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, like a fish trying to breathe out of the water. And then Olivia just sees him and she's like, uh, she's like literally like wait, like swinging her arms and moving in circles. I is maybe there's someone that talked to you behind me. Come on. behind me. Come on. Chaylor is like clearly Olivia seen the news articles.

And Olivia says, I didn't want to read the article, but my ponytail said I had to. And Taylor says, I know she's upset about it. And Olivia says, of course I'm upset about it. I'm often like, this is my words. Nightmare, my words, nightmare! So Craig, it tells everybody that they're gonna split up housewives style. Half the group's gonna go to one location and half the group's gonna go to Shep's location.

And, uh, Golden Eye? No, sorry. No one here has, uh, married, Patricia's first ex. So, sorry. None of you get to see that. Did you guys? Hump followin' the best dressed, and Taylor goes, you look like a pool toy, and he goes, yeah, well, Shep looks like a Nell's D-trip. So then, they get on buses.

And Olivia is walking with Shepp, because she's gonna go on his trip. And Shepp's like, yeah, Olivia, ditch the zeros and come with the hero. She says, why is that relevant right now? Do I wanna get on the bus with my ex best friend and my ex or go on the bus with the best friend's ex? And this other ex, which is rod so congratulations rod

You were elevated at least to X level and she goes um door number two, please. Ha ha ha ha Which bus should I go on people I don't like or people who call people ilks and what's ilk? Some masses like so guess what so it's the Madison bus, which is the Taylor bus and she's like And what's Ilk? So, Madison likes... So, guess what? So it's the Madison bus, which is the Taylor bus. And she's like, guess what? I'll leave you talk to me. And also it's, oh really?

She just blew right past all of us. Yeah, well, I guess she's only mad at y'all. And she's telling me, it's better than blowing through y'all. Am I right, Taylor? Ha Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Madison says that Whitney called. Uh, she, Whitney called her and then I was like, I wonder what Whitney's daily routine looks like. And Madison goes, it starts with anime.

You know it's like Flintstone, fuck, vids. It's like the, it's like smurfs, but fucking, you know, creepy cartoons. But then Austin goes, it probably does. He gets very serious about it. All right guys, big news, okay. This is my last drop, before I start having a baby.

I mean, I'm not pregnant right now. Well, I don't know if it's a, well, I might have one. I might take one. I don't know. Something about a baby, Martha not half one, I'm not take one. I don't know. Some of the bad baby, Martha Stewart. And they're like the craigs cracking up and all of a sudden it's like, I thought you were, you were an anime or not having a kid. I just say anime or not having a kid.

I believe he said, Adamant, but that's okay. Because it wouldn't be featured on anime too, that way he watches and drugs off too. So anyway, I was anyway, not to be featured on anime too, that way he watches intro-tough too. So anyway, I was anyway, not to be confused with anime, or at a rant. I was, but when you know I was, was the anime against having a baby, but then when you meet a band, that's so good that they, you know, that they don't have children, I mean, why wouldn't I give them a child? What I'm trying to say is, if you meet someone who's up to a size of certain moral fiber

and actually has some potential in life who actually seems that they're gonna do something and can talk without spying on everyone in a five mile radius. You want to give that man a baby, you know what I'm saying? When you made a man with normal, saliva glands, why wouldn't you want to spread that seed? Am I right? Why didn't you give Austin a child? Because he is a child! Okay, I couldn't take care of two! in a child. Because he is a child. Okay, I can take care of two. So then Taylor, does you know that each month when you have your period, you're like losing eggs? Yeah, that's how chicken fly eggs. You know that. Chris goes, yeah, that's why I want chickens. Yeah, because that's, that's, I love that

about chickens. I love eating periods. You know, that's one of the reasons it's really hard to eat alphabet soup. There's no periods. That's why I only speak and run on sentences because if there's no periods in alphabet soup, there's no periods for me. So anyway, that's the thing. Chickens have like periods and like the egg to the periods. And like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

What if they both happened at once? And like you know, good thing about Earth being flat is that the eggs won't fall off it because it's flat. They'll just stay still. Mm hmm. Well, there is an edge to flat things stupid. So Austin, hey, Austin, you know that you think chickens fuck to have eggs.

And he's like, uh, yeah, yeah. And he's like, no, I don't fuck. No, I don't.. No, I don't. So the producer asked Austin, how do you eggs turn into chickens? And he's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, you incubate the eggs and then the embryo develops and then a little chicken comes out. It's British goes, yeah, but you have, but the eggs have to be fertilized first. And also just looks, he looks at the camera like,

this is insane right now, fertilized. Like the stuff you put on plants, what? We're insane, quite literally insane. Yeah, cause like the eggs that you're getting are not like the ones that you're eating, those aren't fertilized eggs. They're like a chicken's period and that they have that every day.

It's like a chicken has a period every single that it is you guys, it's true. By the way, can we circle back to the fact that Taylor is surprised to learn that you lose eggs during a period? I feel like isn't that the whole point? Isn't that like the whole thing behind a period? Well, you know that you make more right because she's saying it in this way that's like, you know, every time, wait, do you make more? You know, first of all, before I start making front of how everybody is stupid on this topic, I'm really stupid for the other stuff.

Like, I literally have no idea. I'm really stupid for the other stuff. Like, I literally have no idea. I was like, I hope Ben comes on here and goes into a big explanation about how eggs are made because I literally do not. I don't know. I've never really thought about it. What the fuck?

I don't know. I don't think about chicken fucking. Now, should this be something I learned in school? Maybe, because what I learned in school. Jesus. So, I don't know. Did Jesus ever have egg periods? He did not, or I learned at school, Jesus. So I don't know, did Jesus ever have egg periods? He did not or I would have known about it.

That I've got an education in. This other shit, I don't know, I'm fucking now. So what has it been? Are people telling us, are we getting correct information on Southern charm? Because I don't want to walk around being like, hey guys enjoy your chicken period. I believe, now I'm not an expert on chicken

compilation, but I am a former lawyer, not just kidding, because I was like, wait a second, people are going to be like, I didn't know you're a former lawyer, I'm just doing Marietta March voice, but I assume that just like in with how humans, how women like the egg, the egg goes forward to be fertilized with perhaps some hanky-panky that the chicken does it, except the egg doesn't stay in the chicken for the press. Well, the egg is like the rooster comes and the rooster comes, and then hopefully the egg gets fertilized then and the egg is laid. But if the rooster doesn't come,

that egg is still going to make its way. I don't know why my office on the expert are. Ah, wow. But we don't really know that well. The point is that I believe with my rudimentary knowledge about chicken eggs, because I am not up on my chicken egg stuff, is that I imagine that when the rooster has sacks with the hen, that is the chance for the egg to be fertilized and then the egg is laid. But if the rooster doesn't come around, the egg is still going to be laid because the

egg just gets out. That's just the nature of the egg. Yes. Well, well, yeah, okay nature of the egg. Well, yes. Well, well, yeah, okay. So basically what they said, yeah. The egg doesn't want to, the egg's not hanging out inside. Well, yeah, the egg's gonna come out no matter what,

but if it gets fertilized and it'll be a chicken, if it doesn't get fertilized, it's just gonna be an omelet. I'm not just gonna say how it is. If it gets fertilized, then it'll be a secret between Austin and the chicken and Olivia never has to know. That made it sound like Olivia would yell at a chicken.

She'd be like, I just did my ponytail and you didn't tell me you hooked up with my favorite rooster, beach. So, um, step, step, step, step, and romance. On steps bus, he's talking to Olivia and he's like, no, he's there there. He's

there with the liby and JT's in the back. And he's like, Shay T, you're sure quiet today. And he's like, how did that night end up for you? JT's like, Oh, I was with Taylor and we played some ping pong. And then we proceeded to drink until 5 a.m. and then we get a shot of them spitting shots into each other's mouth, which is just no one needs that. And Shep's like, and then did everyone do what I did at 16 and retire? Specifically to their own rooms. And JT is like,

yup, and then Shep's like, are you sure about that? Because if you're asking if I hoked up with Taylor, the answer would be no. Unfortunately, did you not see the tear stains on my cheeks this morning? I know. You don't think JT would have told all of you by now. And he hooked up with Taylor.

That would have been on page six. Okay. Yeah. So then JT is like, Chef, here, I'm just afraid that we've gone a few too many minutes without me comparing Taylor to a fish again. So, Chef likes to fish. It's important for me to have my weekly fish metaphor about Taylor. So Chef likes to fish, and once you throw the proverbial fish off the lawn, it's no longer

your business what room that fish sleeps in, which would be strange, because normally you sleep with the fishes, the fish don't sleep with you, but I can make an exception if that fish is real party. And Taylor's a grown woman. Is she a woman with holes in her mouth from biting on the same bait over and over again? Sure. I forgot what I was talking about.

And she's like, well, I would do Craig in Austin still 2.30 and then went to bed. And Rob goes, and did everyone retire to their own rims? Ha! Commissars! Here comes one right now! So they all get dings.

You know, they all start getting like their Google alerts, dinging. And Chefs like, oh, page 6! Page 6! I'm in page 6! Uh oh. you know, they all start getting like their Google alerts, dinging and chefs like, oh, page six, page six, I'm impatient. Uh oh, page six again. And Libby's like, yeah, I had it sent to me

by everyone besides the two people that are involved about it. And I didn't even want to leave my room today. Do you know how hard it was making the ponytail? Hahaha. Vanita, who is actually on this bus and on the show, pops up and is like, I feel bad for Livia. I mean, that bandaid keeps on coming on.

It's going on and off and on and off. And just one, it's about to heal. Page six comes along and says, I'll take that, which is true. And it also makes me wonder, was it a producer who leaked this, or was it a cast mate, or was it level? Oh, the second after they all talked about it. And I mean, when was that episode where they were just, where Austin messed up his timeline? Wasn't that last week?

There was, it was the week before. Yeah. So it was Craig. It was Craig or Paige, right? Because member in summer house went all that shit leaked about Lindsay and all the all the season was leaking like oh we're gonna see why everybody hates Lindsay so much we're gonna finally see it and then by the end of the season every Lindsay was like a a national hero. I think that those leaks were coming from page page or crag. I'm saying the leku is page, there I've said it.

Wow, do you wanna hear about chickens and how they mate? Because now it's on my mind, so I had to look it up. And I feel like we have to settle the record here. You see you figured it out, sure. By the figured out, I did a Google, I went from scoopfromthecoup.com, as like did Madison write this? Hey, welcome to scoop from the Keep, my new podcast.

And apparently this information was more for corn. Also, that I think probably the choice over page would be Madison, like, I thought it was Madison's like, yeah, I was like, we're awesome. Really could be all of them. I felt like it could be Austin, because Austin like plays these games, you know? So I'm going to move first place to Madison and my suspicion, second place to page slash Craig and third place to Austin, just because I think Austin's like too lazy to be good. Like he's too lazy to look up at number and his father weekend. Okay, go ahead.

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in her body and her eggs will be fertile for at least a couple of weeks and sometimes much longer before she needs to remate. And one rooster will easily keep 8 to a dozen hen's fertile. And if hen's require a rooster in order to lay, fuse the bourbon eyes would be able to keep chickens. Whoa, that's an editorial comment, I feel like. And if it's like, just deep and fucking fake farmers. And if birds produce liquid urine, coops would quickly become smelly. Okay. So the point is the hens, they have a little activity, but they hold onto that sperm and

then they convert a lot. They'd like, I got this, but doesn't necessarily mean the eggs are all fertile, but that's how it happens. Huh. Okay. And there's something involved called the cloacal kiss, but we're just going to move on. So Olivia, Olivia is just thinking about the timeline. She's thinking about the timeline. She's thinking about the timeline.

It does not adding up for her, like many things in life, but this is one of the things that's not adding up for her. And she's like, oh man, Taylor has gone through almost, gone through almost everybody, minus Craig. And then JT's like, I'm my sad. And that's what it says in page six. And he's like, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, really look like a sucker or whatever. Well, you go fishing with the wrong hole. And before you know it, the fish is going to call page six or something. I gotta wish someone hooked up with, which someone would hook up with me. Please anybody. It's a fish is rat to call page six. So, um, It's a vicious rat to call page six. So, um, Matt, it's like, Excuse me. Uh, Austin, can we talk about it at the page six article? It's like, I kind of want a nap to be honest.

It says, I feel like I'm finally in a good place with Olivia and this article quite literally drops, which doesn't really tell us any new information. Everyone already knows what this article is going to say anyway. This is why I don't really believe. This is why I believe the Austin could have done it because yes, you purposely dropped a new info and we're confusing things. Last night at dinner when you said, oh wow,

that's three out of four girls at this table would have warning go. I am. You purposely did that to add new information to the group. So either someone heard that and was like Austin did it or Austin dropped it so we could continue being talked about and called page six himself. And now he's going to blame Craig or something for calling page six. What do you think? I don't think he's that house wise. I think it was Craig. That's why I think it's Craig. I think Craig heard it last night was like that day page, guess what he said. Three out of four people know his own warning go. She was like, wait a minute, three out of four. Okay, so has he fucked up?

No, pay attention. I'm sorry, this trip is really boring to me. Kind of so glad I'm not long just true. What do you want me to tell Page Six? Just tell me. Craig, just lying in bed, he's saying, I wish Page were here, I'm so bored. I just wanna have some sex with bored. I just want to have some

sex with Paige. I just want Paige sex. Paige sex. Paige sex. Paige sex. Wait a second. I got a good idea. Perez Hilton. So some uh, Steph is like, yeah, you know, they're so upsetting and it's more real when you read about it even when you knew because you're just trying to heal and then it opens the wound. Shut up. You are not the victim here, Chef. You are fucking mentally abusive. Mostly abusive and you were as soon as most as recent as last night. So I don't need to hear it from you. You're not the victim here. You fucking bloaty eyed mother fucker. So I love you.

He is so, he is so frustrated. I can't believe he can piss me off when everything else is happening on this show. And it can still be shabbing into white night, everything. Mm hmm. Well, I just wanna be there for her. Oh gosh, there's more to the article. In addition to Crowl,

Korean hooked up with a friend of Whitney Suddler Smith who once was visited the set of Golden Eye. Wow, hey, gosh, who's the friend of Whitney Suddler Smith that she hooked up with? So now is this Whitney who leaked it? Cause that would actually make a lot of sense.

He's a producer of the show and he's the one offering up information about his own friend. Is it Patricia? Patricia? Like this, this house is sent a nude photo to my son and I don't want her around anymore. Slant her. The son of a woman who was married to the man to the man who was related to the man that wrote Golden-O. I think it would be more obvious. And I don't know that it would be Whitney because I think it really cares. You know what I mean? Shepp is like, and there's also an article in here. Help me. I'm getting beaten every single night in a mansion in Charleston someone saved me. Please take off this collar and turn on the light

in this trunk. So um, Jeppe's gonna make me sound like a pussy which I think I already said. And maybe I am. Is that what you said? What would you have me do if you were in my position? Fire and Brimstone never speak to me again. Oh, I'm just worried about Taylor's trajectory in life right now. I don't want to help her weather the storm, I guess. Yeah, here we go. I just want to just want to help her. Why would you be mad? She's not dating you, sir. You don't have a right to be mad at her So Venita's like yeah, but you can't okay weather the storm But she set up the rain so you can be mad at the storm because she set up the storm Okay, so you could drop the analogy. I think sometimes it's okay to just drop an analogy

You know speaking is someone who needs to about 80% of the time Sometimes when there's a low pressure system that comes in and the humidity is a little high and there's a storm coming in. But that's also, I mean, Chef, I think just probably still feels guilty because he knows on some level that he pretty much shattered Taylor and now she's on this horrific self-destructive spiral. Well, he's also helping her weather the storm because he wants to be at Austin

because he can't have Austin winning his girl. And he also wants to look good knowing that he did sort of destroy Taylor. He doesn't want to be the one that everyone's pointing fingers at and saying like, hey, you kind of destroyed this girl. So he's also improving his, it also serves to help his image. Yeah, I don't think any part of Whitney thinks he destroyed this girl, but I do, you know,

I see what you're saying, like as far as him trying to save his own reputation, but I don't think there's even one little part who's like, well, I really heard Taylor. Oh, yeah, and especially when he's still like treating her shit like openly in front of people. Yeah, but he's aware enough to know that people will think that of him.

So Olivia's like, I think that they had sex and she goes, you're not the only one to quote Melissa Atherich. And Olivia's like the whole town of Charleston thinks they had sex, the continual disrespectful choices, there's so many layers to it. There's really not. You were kind of dating someone you weren't really that interested in. Then your friend went behind your back and kind of made out with him and they're both

assholes. They end, but I do think they fucked like a zillion times. Yes. I don't know. What do you think? Yes, yes, yes they did. So there was a period of time when I thought maybe it was just a kiss, but now I'm starting to think it was more than that.

So yeah, Vanita just says, it's just hard, is that it's like, you know, when you trust an individual and they do this, and Chepp is like, you know, the other day I got a text from Taylor. She wanted to come over and hang out, and I said, I don't think that's a good idea and she goes fine I'll just hang out with Austin Garsh God know that fucked up guys and live he's like wait a minute So she was just using Austin to try to make you jealous. That's a character flaw

It's a it's complicated isn't it? Just like a Nancy Myers movie, gosh. So, for the umpteenth time in the history of Bravo TV shows, we are now going to Waterfalls in Jamaica. I think we've seen Orange County go here. I think we've seen Atlanta go here. I'm surprised we haven't even seen the cast of Winterhouse go here. These are Waterfalls.

I mean, I guess it's a tourist attraction. I'm like mad. I'm like mad that there's a tourist attraction that people are people are like going to. But the point is we're back, these waterfalls, I mean, I guess it's a tourist attraction, I'm like mad. I'm like mad that there's a tourist attraction that people are people like going to. But the point is we're back at these waterfalls that you can walk up. I don't personally see the appeal of walking up a waterfall. I don't see that as being a particularly fun thing.

I think if I, I think the thrill would be going down to waterfall safely, but that's not really something you can do. Seriously. All right, I mean, I don't want to go down. I think the thrill would be going down to waterfall safely. Well, as opposed to going down to the real thrill, thrill secret there.

You're going to chase her. Put me in a, put me in a bubble, put me in like a bubble and send me over. And I will know what it feels like to go over, but don't just send me over in a barrel. That's not going to work. Yeah, you're fun. You're fun. All Yeah, you're fun. You're fun. Hi, you're fun. Thanks, J.C.

What do you got to fish? Sometimes you gotta let the fish off the hook and let it go down the waterfall by itself, safely, of course. Okay, so this is funding games part, right? So the falls of Shep's crew and Livy is like, oh my God, we got a whirl of Ninja Turtles she's going there. That's crazy.

So they, I don't know, the guys teaching them how to do a call. He's like, oh, and then Venita's like, oh, real? I try but I'm trash and they're like, aha, basically they swim and have a good time. And JT Wackeley still can't handle being in the water. You know, he's a wacky person. And that's like, I think JT is water repellent.

He's amphibious, I think. I think we've come to that conclusion. Oh, water. Oh, JT is to water like women are to JT. Hot the repelt. Oh, oh, oh. Hey, how does an amphibian lay its eggs? So then, Shep has this moment where he gets really excited.

Shep gets really excited at this one moment because he goes, Oh my gosh, this is where they filmed the scene in cocktail. Where the girl gets pregnant and Olivia goes, are you kidding? He goes, remember? Elizabeth's here, Tom Cruise, gosh. He had sex with her in the waterfall. And she gets pregnant.

Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. Oh my God, it's all happening. I'm like, is this really that exciting? It's a location from cocktail. Do you think he's flirting with Olivia? I didn't think so. I didn't get that vibe until you said that,

but now I'm like, he's trying to bond with Olivia because he's using a cocktail reference. I feel like that's not very chef. I feel like a chef would normally be like, whoa, did you ever see, I'm too stupid to really make a good chef. Oh, chef. A chef is a lot smarter than I am.

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I was like, I've got 0.3 seconds to come up with an intellectual sounding movie. Days of... whatever that turns to Malaknickr. Wine and roses? I mean thunder! What's the one with Richard Gehrberts all shot at the magic hour and there's Lucas in son of a farm And it's very slow and boring, but everyone loves it. You know, days. I'm fucking now Dazers way turns Malik days of heaven

Gorsh how do you not know that Lonnie? Corsh it's a seminal piece of American cinema Okay, so Madison also has to get in water shoes and she's like, There's nothing I hate more than water shoes. Simpsed Austin, of course. These are still got holes all in them and are all leaky, disgusting. I haven't had, I've been wetter since I tried to have a conversation with that loser. Alright, put the damn shoes on me. In the non-sexual way, I really feel like I have to emphasize.

So, she's like, I would rather step on a rusty nail than wear this water shoe. Okay, this is like the Austin of Footwear. They're herbal and texture, the water, disgusting. So, they're jumping in the blue hole and Craig's like, I don't like heights at all, but that's one of the great things about trips like this is that you get to get out of your comfort zone. I'm trying to get off the focus off of all this betrayal that we surround ourselves with because the thing is that we really shouldn't be hanging out with our exes.

It just is a cause for so much. Craig, not now. Not now, not now, not the time of the month. Like I told you, do it at dinner. Don't do it right now to random interview about the blue hole. This was super weird. Yeah, we just got a fish on the side of the river.

And Taylor's like, I'm gonna eat the eye from it because I'm adventurous. It's kind of chalky. Anyone ever had Rocky Mountain oysters? If you know, you know. Don't hold on. My friend just sent me a page six article. Taylor is eating Rocky Mountain oysters before.

Well, that's crazy how they do that. Becky saw me on speakers too. I told them I had to give them some sort of content. This is the best I could do. Okay. It is just in. Taylor's eating eyeballs. Taylor's. I'm an adventurous, listen, I'm an adventurous person.

I eat adventurous foods, whatever. Will not touch JT with a 10-foot pole, but I'll, you know, push eyeball. Great. Four JT. Fish eyeball? The four JT. Soish eyeball before JT. So I'll try fish eyeballs, but not JT. So they all meet up at the ocean,

and we'll not all of them, but JT's group, Chef's group or whatever. And JT and Rod are, you know, gossiping in the water. And Rod's like, so what about what we heard Austin say, dinner last night wasn't that something else? And we get a clip of, morning go, well, I'm already go.

I was three out of four girls here. And Rod's like, I don't know who else caught that, but I'm not bad at math. And I could figure out that equation. Well, when your face is showing up on a national thing for being a douchebag, you gotta make a change. Am I right? Am I right?

And Rod's like, he's officially the poster child of fuckboys across America right now. I fight. But we're the ones stuck in the Caribbean with no girls. Right? And he's like, yeah, but for once, I believe this honestly, you have a chance with Olivia or with Taylor. You've got a chance of, you've got a chance of that. Totally got a chance.

He's like, who would you know what they say? Nice guys finish last. Struta, we're winning right now. We're winning. Sure. So then what? Oh, one other thing his ex said was that he moved to Charleston to be on the show and was living in a trailer and trying to be friend all the people on the show so he could get on it. And if that is true, I have to say, good for you, goal setter.

I mean, moving to, like, really having the balls and delusion to be like, I wanna be on that show. I'm gonna get in a trailer. I don't care if I have to fucking move to a trailer on the outskirts of town and go to a bar every night until I meet these people and go be on their show. I mean, good for you. You didn't get on the show. Same way, right? Craig showed up in his like Delaware, Bindle,

and was like, but wasn't he on to be, he's an OG, right? I know, but like he didn't be, he, he, he, he, he ingratiated his way into this group too at some point. Like that's what happens, people do that, you know? Right, but he didn't know there was a show. Did he, didn't he just, No, but he didn't already have friends?

But yeah, but he'd like, saw these were like old money people and he, he went and he became friends with them and then he became his own establishment. Yeah, his own is over a billion not served because honestly I'm exhausted. So, thank God. Okay, so then we go to Taylor talking to Austin and Taylor's like, can we sit down? I'm tired. He goes, yeah, I'm tired too. I'm sick and tired of the bullshit. Ow.

She's like, woke up this morning, read myself some page six, shit on the internet. By the way, is Olivia pissed because of that or like does she just hate my guts? Like I'm tired of this being like the topic of conversation for like the past two months and also goes, Olivia didn't say, hey, me either.

And it was like, it's just like, I'm pretty sick and tired. I feel like I did wrong things at every turn. I'm like, well, you shouldn't feel tired of feeling that way. Just know that you did do wrong things at every turn. And then you don't have to feel like it, because you know you did it. He's full of shit. He keeps re-agmiting everything. The minute everybody starts getting over, he's like, but three out of four, three out of four right guys. Yeah, three out of four.

He says stuff all the time. Every time. So Taylor's like, I thought it was over. I don't even know what she's mad about. Like, she was mad at me and you, like being in the same room. And then she's like mad at you and Madison for even having a conversation like what? And he's like, how's she yeah? I'm like, Craig, hey Craig, come over here. Craig, Craig, Craig.

So Craig comes over with Madison and he's like, what was your conversation with Olivia? What transpired? And Craig's like, well, I think she's like terrified about letting you back in and then finding out it was One more kiss and then like where are you gonna put like the bar in the pool like is he gonna just be for kids that me and Page are gonna have her like Quiet quiet quiet. Okay. Okay. Here's my idea. Okay. Why don't you guys just get together and set the record straight in front of everybody

And it's just just say or just have a fist just say shut the fuck up. straight in front of everybody. And it's just, just say, or just have it this just say, shut the fuck up. There's no point to talk about it. We kiss one time. I'm a huge slut, except it's okay to be a slut and get over it. Or don't get over it. And Taylor's like, that is what we've been seeing.

Like, there's literally nothing else to talk about. Yeah. Well, what makes it, listen, okay. Well, what makes it listen? Okay. What makes it a question? Oh, Taylor goes, it makes me question. Were we even friends to begin with? Yes, Taylor. Until you fucked her over.

Like, what the hell? And Craig's like, thank God for Craig. Craig doesn't care. He's like, you are. Yeah, but who treats her friend like that? And he goes, you looked up with her boyfriend. Wow. But I have had people wrong me, left and right.

But everyone handles it differently. Like what's your goal Taylor? You want to just be cordial and civil again. And she's like, I want to be friends again. Okay, hold on. I'm, hold on. I'm just gonna like speak to page. Uh-huh, she said that.

Yeah, okay, here we go. This is, I don't think that's gonna happen. You have to pick Austin or Olivia. You can have both what's next page. Okay, isn't that bad to say? Sometimes you just have to break up with people and the only way to move forward and don't get mad at me

because I'm just the messenger. Although my door dash is here. Okay, the door dash, Taylor, your door dash is here. They're chicken. Your chicken, you've got chicken from door dash and you have to tell the door dash tailor you door dashes here. Hey, chicken. You're chicken. You've got chicken from door dash and you have to tell the door dash guy. Is this like the smell of that? I think you know what's really cool. I'm only asking you this.

I feel really stupid. Please don't tell anybody I said this when you when you tell people that you delivered a page to Swarbel, but our eggs chicken periods. Okay. So in summary, in summary trailer, our eggs chicken periods, and it was great for this. I know it was raining outside, and I really appreciate you. I'm delivering this to my door. Thank you. Okay, die, die, die, until you tell the truth with Olivia, she's done with you. Yeah, come ahead, tell her, you found. So then we cut back to the van and what we go to the van.

I'm Taylor's like, I need a shower. I smell like the blue hole. And so they go to a restaurant called Mistis. And ride. I like when they cut to ride conversations because I'm like, did he do a casting tape every time? I'm like, how did this happen? Because Rod's talking to Olivia, he's like, so,

you know, I'm really excited to hear about their day. Because like, if they asked about Arda, I guess I'd say we could describe Arda is like, climbing rocks and then like sing beautiful views It was like I guess it was wow Is this what I sound like when I talk? So now they're in this to use there's not an effglutin free bread in the world to make this work I

Mean I know he doesn't like salad, but I didn't know it was meant word salad too. So Craig is, they get to miss T's and Craig's like, this is authentic. He says it like five times about this place. This restaurant guys, this restaurant is like really authentic. I just want to say as a white person, I just wanted to declare that this is an all-contact Jamaican restaurant. Um, as a person from Delaware who has... Who's girlfriend orders from DoorDash? Quite frequent. I understand food.

Right, just like to give, could you call Misty and give her my stamp of approval on the dick? You did. So you know what? Then you order a bunch of appetizers and he goes, I'm a big app guy. So meanwhile, Leva calls into Olivia and Leva's like, hey, I was just calling to check in on you also, Southern hospitality premieres tonight,

so please tune in for that, everyone. And have you looked at my, at the internet today, because like everyone's texting me and like whatever, and just like, I'm like, okay, like have you checked the internet? I'm like wow love you waited a very long in the day to check in on Olivia about the internet. Reapers by the way. So she's like everyone on the internet saying you look like they like totally hooked up and Olivia says, um are they wait a minute are they having sex?

Because like also like the timeline is like one of the conversations I have a Taylor is like having right after the New York I mean having like right after New York within the headlines or saying to happen recently. Yeah, well, I think the person you need to lean into here is JT because you know he said that he's picked her up for dates from Austin's house from Austin's okay, but they're not dating. So already this information is questionable from Austin's. Okay, but they're not dating. So already this information is questionable from Leva. Let's love us. Storing shit. Like, I've not seen anybody make less of an effort

to be on the TV. So they're just like, okay, Leva, you need to earn a check today. Okay. What do you want me to do? Call Olivia. What do you want me to just make it fast? Just make it fast. So Leva's like, at this point, I'm so angry at the two of them for your sake. I may need to have a cocktail at my bar, bourbon and bubbles, located down the street from Republic. I truly believe they've hooked up more than one time. And Olivia tells us, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

Look, I'm so angry. The more it doesn't make sense, the more I feel like an idiot. Yeah. So then she comes to the table and Madison's like, well, we had to swim on a bar today, with no alcohol and no bartender. So that was crack.

Craig's like, I don't know if you're like talking shit to me or being serious. Yeah, well, there's not over yet. See where it goes. So it's awkward silence and chap is like, so gosh, how is y'all stay? Did you know that we got to go to the set of cocktail? And Taylor's like, I'm just tired. Chupkas, well, it's going to be okay. Hey, this too shall pass. First and foremost, get ahead of it a little bit. She's like, I don't understand. You're like, oh gosh. A lot dumber than I remember. The article, I'm talking about the article.

Here's what has to happen. You say I love you and I'm sorry and I want us to get back to a good place. And then that's all you need to do. And she's like, um, but we already had a conversation. And he's like, well Taylor, say it again! Say it again, Taylor! And this time, don't offer her a fish eyeball snack on. So then later, Olivia's talking about Leva to JT. So she's like, well, Leva said to like lean into you for advice or something about Taylor. And she's like, she said that,

or I think that she's like, does she even see it so I can be closer? Cause I look at level like a big sister. And like she leads on that you know stuff that I should know. So I'm like, curious about it. Um, and J.T. is like, well, at the day chase for event, Taylor got her waters crossing. She basically was like, well, I was like,

well, was it one sleepover? And she said it was multiple sleepovers. And we see a flashback of Taylor saying, it happens all the time. So the fact that I retired myself is not unnatural. I've slept over there when he and Olivia were even dating. And I was single. It's okay. So that does not sound great.

Also in the middle of this. It doesn't, but also Olivia was just telling us a couple of weeks ago that it was no big deal that she was just taking off her broad Austin's house. And it's not, by the way, it is really not. Like, with the girls sleep to the guy's house. But, exactly, like the point is, I totally thought that too, which is like,

you know, if you want us to believe, and it is totally believable, you know, I guess that, like you went, I think even though we were being skeptical at the time, still, you want us to believe this was a normal thing. And when you were a friend, like, this totally this sort of thing can happen. So like, stop trying to make it more than it is. So therefore, she, in some ways, she should have some grace towards Taylor on that a little bit. Taylor does not make it easy, though. I also appreciated it at one point, like in the cut, because there's like little things cut between it,

when Austin goes, what is this? And Masa goes, it's a crab cake. You idiot. You stupid, stupid idiot. It's awesome. Like Austin does not be able to understand what a crab cake is. Oh, yeah. So, JT is like, whoa, I think that God code and girl code and mommy code might all be different codes.

And Vinita is like, well, everybody's looking for an answer, but no one's getting one. For Vinita, man. For Vinita is just left to be like, what are you guys talking about? Here's my opinion about what are you guys talking about? Here's my opinion about what are you guys talking about? Well, you know what, since got code and girl code might be different, may I propose, I don't know, something called professional conduct? No, JT, no.

Yeah, he didn't even try that. I thought that was funny, that he just dropped it. He's like, okay, I tried that one and that one didn't work. Okay, so it's just gonna move on. So, steps like, okay, I tried that one and that one didn't work. Okay, so it's just gonna move on. So, steps like, ding, ding, ding, here I go with a completely sincere toast. It's just been so stunning and beautiful. This has been such a great trip.

Thank you, Craig. And we wish Paige was here, of course. Ben, we hope to hang out with her more soon. I see how she can integrate with your friends, since she's making no effort. But life is good. Life is beautiful, which is a movie by an Italian, Olivia, you know that one?

Oh, what do I have to say? I don't know, you. Oh. Oh. Oh. All I have to say is we wish Paige could be here, but clearly she doesn't appreciate pieces of history

from the cinematic universe. I mean, you know what I'm talking about cocktail. So, I meant to say pieces of cinematic history. I couldn't get it out. So, um, um, uh, the chap is like, chicken buries. Chap is like, so, uh, Hey, Taylor, did you talk to any of your friends or family? Did you tell them that you missed out on going to the cocktail set? Don't know if you guys oh, I guess we're just gonna do the Southern way and just like slap a smile on and say cheers Yeah, actually that's actually I think a fairly like Anywhere kind of thing if there's shit going on everyone's gonna say cheers. It's cold manners manners So she's like, you know trying to decide tomorrow like say on the hotel or go to the boat that's gonna be fun So basically it's it's starting to

Wayne the energy starting to wane, the energy is starting to wane. So then Taylor is like, all the girls in Charleston, like I had a friend reach out from New York and she was like, how you're being treated is unbelievable. Oh, you're not the victim here. Yeah, you're not. I think everybody's being like fairly nice to Taylor. They didn't get rid of her for the group. I mean, I don't think any was really talking to her.

All the guys are, but does the man lost you really? We've seen what happened. We saw what happened with Rachel on Van Apron-Proules deservedly so. I'm just saying, it could get a lot worse for her. And Shep has said, well, don't you worry. We all have your back. And she goes, except for one person.

It's like, why would a live-you have your back on this? I'm sorry, Taylor. I think this is ridiculous. You are in the wrong and this one Wow listen, we talked today and she said that she wants to forgive you and Madison's like, you know I'm really trying to not to eat drop here, but it's real hard. Okay, you're gonna give it all away and crakes like Olivia, are you gonna talk to Taylor tonight? Wink wink match match. Olivia's like the fact that that article dropped today and I haven't even heard a word from her that speaks cocktail. I think she just feels bad. Like Taylor does feel bad. Like, you know, he like, Austin's the one that said, I didn't do anything wrong, and she didn't say that. Like, has he apologized to you?

I'm correct. I'm throwing Austin onto the bus. He's sitting right next to him, and they're best friends. And he's just like, he's the one who's the dipshit. He mad at the top. Crap. I mean, Crap. Look, the article dropped.

And I haven't had a champ's talk, but I guess I could write a crossover. Even though I'm sitting directly at her at a table, they're all talking like they're not talking directly to her. It's like a play, you know, it's like a really bad community theater. And then we'll be like, yeah, well, he doesn't know how to do that. Looking right at him. He doesn't know how to apologize or take ownership for anything or no. To anything, he doesn't know how to take ownership to anything for anything or no to anything. He doesn't have to take ownership to anything.

And Austin's like, you're a lot. Honestly, I'm so exhausted by the whole thing, honestly. Like, because you've gone through it, like the whole thing has been exhausting for you. I actually feel bad for Austin and all the things you've gone through with all this. He's like, you're like, kind of like it's fucking exhausting. Like the never ending carousel. Oh really? What carousel is that? You hit the one with the horses or the one with the little cars?

Come on, elaborate. You say you're talking about something that you've been part of a cause and don't do dumb shit and won't be talked about. Yeah, you don't want a carousel then don't invite people over to sing Christmas carols outside of your house. Scaraling. Whatever. You don't like carousels then sorry that you don't appreciate Vicki Lawrence and the other co-stars.

That's Carol Burnett. Sorry, Rodin. Cocktail! Cocktail! So Olivia is like, yeah, well things are coming up and down and I have no consistency about anything. Like, you know, like, you fucked my best friend, so sorry if I can't calm down. And then Taylor, by the way, is like making doing a big performative cry. She's like, oh, I'm crying.

And when she says you fucked my friend, a Taylor is just looks straight ahead. And doesn't say, no, we didn't. And they're just making themselves look so guilty at this point. Are you two of the worst liars? Just say no, we didn't stop trying to trap us. We said we didn't have sex and we did not have sex.

But instead, she's like, ooh, I can't even look at that. And so he's like, I couldn't have been more honest with you than I did now, though. Even if I draw it. To be more honest, I couldn't have done it. I would have been, and then Rod's like, are you kidding me? That's the sense you're gonna it. And then, and then Rod's like, are you kidding me?

That's the sense you're gonna take. And never changed. Are we on the same planet? Anyone? If you want to put this in the trailer, it's totally cool. I know those are the moments. Now the B team comes.

The B stringers come to really try and make this thing. So, Austin's like, wait, what, what, what is this? What is part of you Rod? What's to have to do with you? He's like, are you kidding me? I'm watching you toy with her emotions right now. And he's like, I'm not trying to. What's over?

And then JT stands up and he just like says a big grimace to the camera. And he's like, that is not a real apology. How about a real apology? Well, hello about a real apology? Well, stop it. Not a chance to apologize. That's a hollow apology.

Because how did he stop? You're an insecure little boy grown up in a man suit. So, oh, stop it, JT, stop it. All right, why don't you stand up and be a fucking man? He's like, yeah, well, why don't you stand up? He's like, well, I don, stop it. All right, why don't you stand up and be a fucking man? He's like, yeah, well why don't you stand up? He's like, uh, well, I don't understand it. Okay then why don't you stand up on a booster seat? He's like, you are an insecure little boy in a man's suit.

And you're sorry for walking out a magic mic and staying in sucks. I can't, okay, Jay, you need to stand there. You're not right now, I never saw a magic mic. So I can't watch okay, JT needs to just jump right now. I never saw a magic mic. So I can't watch this bullshit anymore. Okay, I've got to take that fishing rod and release the fish from the rod and let the fish go to the man that most deserves her,

which is me. It's like, what are you talking about? Don't know. And Austin's laughing. I mean, he's just cracking up at him because it's so stupid. He's like, this has nothing to do with this guy and then he tells us I'm going to therapy I'm trying to fix things, but this is just like JT trying to get in my my relationship. I'm trying

I have to go to therapy, so you know what that's fair But also Austin and Craig are the biggest insiders of in any sort of drama So he loses all credibility on that point if you're asking me. So then Austin's like Olivia? I'm sorry. And she goes, oh thank you. Thank you. I feel so much better.

And he goes, see, I can't even apologize. I can't even do that. I can't even apologize. Just because you're a lot, you're a piece of lying shit. And with you and Taylor, you're part of it. I'm not surprised by any of it at all. And I bet nobody here is. Because you know what, you won't even acknowledge it. You did anything wrong. I'm not sitting here questioning why you don't want to be with me

I'm just saying stop saying some bullshit. You don't mean And so JT claps and she's like well said Olivia well said I love when a woman can speak her mind and so Craig's like in the past Austin would get mad and spin out. But now it's like, if he feels like if it makes these people feel better to yell at him, then he can't control it and he can only control what he can control. He's really learning. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Taylor's like, thanks so much. Thank you. So crying. Yeah. Again. I said, thanks so much, Dr. Lowenstein.

So yeah, Craig, Matt Taylor is still crying. And Craig's like, are you okay Taylor and Massacus? Hey, hey, cheer up, Buckaroo. Come on, little slut. She said, you matter. Okay, I heard her say that you matter. And she doesn't. Okay, so that's okay.

There's potential there. Yeah, but I already told her that but she won't have the conversation, Taylor I was like I will but I cannot do it today physically emotionally. I cannot do it To day and she tells us everyone's already picked Olivia's side no one will hear me out except for chef So chef's like all right ladies and gentlemen, we're going to the hotel. It's not a short drive, so we are gonna start the drive now. And don't worry, we have some in bus entertainment

in the form of a DVD of, you guessed it, cocktail. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And Craig's like, stop! Your girlfriend is crying! We're trying to fix shit! Wait! There is no Weakwreck! You're the guy who gets off scoff free every time because your girlfriend won't even show up! No one has to talk about your relationship because you're a girlfriend invisible! Your relationship is an under-a-microscope! If that's your way of saying that I'm so petite, I have to be see under a microscope. Thank you. Thank you very much And Madison's just smiling Madison. I love that Madison's just eating her fried chicken like I love this. This is hilarious. Hey everybody welcome to slutball She's having the best time so chap is like you know why we give us a hard time because he never confides in us But I don't think Craig really confides either. Or at least maybe what he says is so boring we don't really listen. He has

no friction in his life that we know about, but there might be some we just don't know about it. And Craig's like, oh you know what, this isn't even bothering me. But go to the bus with your more efficient. Shops, whatever that means. And sounds like, you don't know, you know, I, you don't like what I have to say. That's for sure. And he goes, I. It sounds like you don't know. You know, you don't like what I have to say. That's for sure. And he goes, I don't care what you have to say. Yeah, well, you're not going to like it. Because hey, Mac, I'm in a long distance relationship.

I need to relationship. Even those long distance. Oh, oh, God, you are. You're a fucking drunk and an awful boyfriend. Oh, he gets off Scott free with this relationship. Scott free! Because I don't cheat on my girlfriend, buddy. Well, hey, maybe it's the other fucking way around.

Why don't you find out who that door dash delivery man is, okay? And then JT just smiles like Grimmest is right to the camera. I need to tease the acting. Okay, so, why do they keep saying, I guess we've talked about this already, but why do they keep saying that Paige is cheated on Craig? They're talking about Andrea, right? Like before they were together.

Maybe that's what it is. I personally think that Shep is just trying to, I think Shep is just trying to find some way to hurt Craig. I think that Shep's ongoing jealousy of Craig, the fact that Craig at this stage in the show's history has emerged as a fan favorite and lovable and is in this really solid relationship with someone that people are rooting for. I think that Shep has a hard time with that and he feels like it's unfair that his relationship, he couldn't do anything in his relationship

without people suspecting that he might be cheating. And but Craig can do whatever he wants. And Craig gets a free pass because since Paige is in Charleston, it's just like not under the same scrutiny. And I think he's resentful of that. And it just says like another thing in that weird rivalry that they have. Yeah.

Well, super interesting everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here everybody. That was some good times. Not a good time. That was a good time. How'd you feel? How'd you feel, Ben? You know what? I felt like it was great. I think it's like, I think it's an excellent season. I think this is a, I think this is a great show.

I love it. I think it's, I was watching, I'm like, there's just, there are layers of these relationships that are really rich. And I love it when Southern term has a good season because when it's good, it's really good. Yeah. How do you think? Okay, everybody.

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