Watch What Crappens - #2251 RHOM: Aria Scared of Me?

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E06) heads to Palm Beach for aromatherapy tests and gay panic, but not before Julia finally sings her aria!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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OK, so this is a 606 farmer of the opera, and we are continuing because where we left off, are at the fuck cancer party which the fuck cancer and Please stop singing party thrown by Julia for Martina and Julie has fuck untrained opera singing to party and We go to Lisa calling everyone on FaceTime being like guys We go to Lisa calling everyone on FaceTime, being like, guys, the police have been in my house. They just came to my house.

Like, what? And they'd be like, the police just came to our house, everybody. And Lisa's like, the nanny's not here. Now, I'm just gonna put a pizza behind a glass door so the kids are transfixed by the cops. Don't be right over it. It's a cheat day. I can't love you.

Son of a-coals, she needs to get out of the house because that's not a safe space anymore. I'm like, yeah, you guys should have been telling her this like six months ago. So she's like, when is it enough enough? Just let your wife move on and piece, like what an asshole. So then Martina and Julia are talking and Julia is like, Oh, it is all happening. I've been practicing sometimes in very odd places. And then we see a shot of her singing opera feeding like each of her 100 animals, just like, and then just looking around for the nearest meat grinder to jump into

those poor things. They're like, please sacrifice me now. I've never seen a goat turn itself into a wedding dinner as quickly after giving different. The goats are checking into the appa-twar. Please have me. We have the A.K.I. Jonathan, the opera singer, he's greeting everyone. And he's like, welcome everyone. We're here for one purpose and one purpose only to destroy your eardrums. So everyone, oh, and cancer, fuck cancer. Oh, and also we're here for another reason, which is to get a whole bunch of gossip from Lisa about what's going on with Lenny.

I mean, am I right, everyone? Everyone? Okay. So he's like, do we have any requests for a song? And Adriana's like, libyano. And so like, okay, let's do it. Do we have a pianist you can play libyano? Oh Adriana again, great.

Do we have anyone who can sing libyano? Okay, everybody go home. Thanks so much for coming out. So she starts playing and then, you know, as she plays, she plays up there for a while and people are kind of like, okay, well, they drown us. Sure is playing a piano.

And then Julia walks up on the stage. And Martinez reaction is great because she goes, is she singing up? And then she like stops her mouth because she realizes, oh, I see. This is actually supposed to be something nice. Okay. Let me just, I won't say anymore oh my god dude she can't sing no literally someone stop her we have neighbors sounds like

the goat is being run over someone can Julia please so Julia sings like and it's you know horrible and I feel so bad for this professional opera singer because they are duetting at one point and he's like sounds great and she's terrible, but it's actually so sweet. You have it so sweet. Like Martina's crying because she's touched and the rest of us are crying because, you know,

we have ears so that's rough for the rest of us, but it's cute actually that she if you didn't see it. Now if anybody ever wants to do something kind for me, chocolate, I don't know, monetary things, I guess this is just not my love language, but hey, you know what, I'm not making love to you guys. So you guys speak your own language just more quietly. Yeah, my love language would not be an atonal opera performance. It'd be like a board game, give me a board game, or just like a kitchen gadget.

Really, I'm cookbook, I'll just take a cookbook, that's my love language. Yeah, I like silence and being left alone. Video games. And carbs. Video games. Bagel. I'll take a bagel. I'll take a bagel.

I'll take a bagel. You know, I have a bagel in my freezer because I was like, you know, I'm single and I had all these bagels and I was like, I'm gonna put this bagel in the freezer because one day I'm gonna want this bagel. That has been in there three years and I just want a fucking metal

for having a bagel that I haven't eaten in the freezer for like three years. And I know it's there because every time I want a binge on something, I'm like, there's a bag eaten in the freezer for like three years. And I know it's there, because every time I want a binge on something, I'm like, there's a bagel in the freezer. But I still don't do it. And so just in case anybody wants to send me a medal, what type of bagel is it?

A big plain bagel. I love a big plain bagel from the bagel place. You're not into the seeded. I love a sesame bagel. I don't even, it's hard for me to have a plain bagel from the bagel place. You're not into the seeded. I love a sesame bagel. I don't even, it's hard for me to have a plain bagel just because it's so good if it has poppy or sesame or onion. I just can't have a plain bagel with a lot of cream cheese.

And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll put some peanut butter on it. Baked the cream cheese? No, no, no, okay, definitely. Like that's scary. Although actually, no butter and cream cheese would totally work in a weird way, believe it or not. Because there is a dip,

there's a dip from Alison Roman's cookbook, that's actually like cream cheese and tahini, and it's like absurdly delicious. So cream cheese and peanut butter shouldn't be too different, so I bet that works well. God, I love tahini. So good. It's a little bit oil. Okay, so about anyway,

a Martina's like bowing down because everybody's giving a standing, oh, obviously. And Lisa comes just in time to make it all about her, which is very Lisa. And Julia's like, Oh, I know I hit so many wrong notes, but see, Martina, about that like that. Are you kidding me?

Singer smile means everything to me Martina you have blood coming out of your ears come here, honey Martina's like Well, it's not that I was impressed with your singing. I just wanted to know it was like to have to be the one that actually bows down to someone Just because I've just seen Chris effort and stuffyff do it to me so many times who I'm saying. So later Larson Lee Sin Lexia go to talk privately in a different part of the party and Larson's like okay like like I don't know what to like even say Lee say like that's like so much like it's like a lot like I can't believe a year

later that this is all still happening I cannot believe that I'm married a piece of shit and now that we're getting divorced He's been acting like a piece of shit. I'm in police and everything like I'm so I'm getting ready to celebrate this event With martyne and Lenny and Lenny comes into my room Can you believe it? He comes into my room girls? Oh my god. It's all true room. He came to your bedroom He came to your bedroom. That's my bad One. You came to your room? What? So he came in. Yeah, he came in. Yeah, and I'm getting ready.

And I'm like, you know what, you need to get out of the room. And he's like, that's my house. And it's my room. And I'm like, ah, it's my room. And then the kids are in the hallway. And his mom's in the hallway. And he's like, you'll be out of here seeing him.

My girlfriend's going to be a much better mother than you. And then Logan's like, what? And I'm like, you don't say that in front of my son. And I'm like, you want me to call the police? And then they laugh at me. They laugh at me. So I call the police. I'm like, well, you shouldn't be doing that

in front of your kids either. For fuck's sake, man. I'm used to, this is so toxic. Like, look, obviously you change the list. And I'm like, you still, let me suck. But just stop. Like, this is is this is enough It's the ties are starting to turn here. You're now calling the police for no reason

Your kids. Yeah, I mean it's from a teasing the resources and it's also like it just leaves a fucking kids out of it The both of you for fuck sake man, and what's a mother doing there that fucking monster of a human. She's an evil wench. And we knew she was evil and she was pretending to be nice to Lisa last season and then we knew Lisa, but Lisa was also dumb to think that she could ever have to get the mother on her side. Like that's Lenny's mom. She created Lenny, okay? I think the mom was fine with being on her side until Lenny threatened to cut her off

for something. Because you know what's gonna happen? Oh yeah. I feel like the mom was trying to placate Lisa so that way Lisa would just sort of like quietly go off into the night and then when Lenny threatened and also when it was evident that wasn't gonna happen, she's like, you know what?

She's a little slut Trump, get out of my face. So Lisa is like, I shouldn't have to fight like this. I'm not a fighter. I'm not equipped for this. And then we see a headline, Lisa Hoxstein allegedly shoved ex-Lenny admit divorce per court documents. Police concluded that they had just wasted their time and there was insufficient probability to cause to arrest either party for domestic violence and also a lot of pizza's hanging around, which was strange. They did let a pizza out of a locked glass wine cellar though, so that was kind.

Logan jumped on top of it. So I don't know why I'm still typing. This is not for the news. Okay, so Martina is talking to Julia and Julia's telling her, I couldn't tell you the last days of cancer treatment, but I was here. So I was kind of with you, but I was not with you. I was just practicing for you. And she's like, oh, you were practicing for me the whole time?

Oh, and then we're back to Gurdian Nicole joining Lisa in the cruise conversation. And like she was like, oh God, let me and Lisa, like what a terrible way to live. I can't even imagine. Like she needs to leave. I'm scared for her. I'm like really scared. So, yeah.

So Julia comes over. And now the whole gang is there. And they're chatting. So Nicole's checking with Girdy, right? And Girdy's like, I still can't believe that she would do that to me. And Lisa's like, now listen Girdy, I know you were upset the other night,

but I was just trying to help and I brought up that you had a problem. But you already knew about it. You already knew about it. Just say you already knew. Gertie, you never told me not to tell anyone like, like you never told me like not to like, like not to tell people like.

She literally did. And of course, she said, you know, obviously this is incompetence, which maybe Lars, I wouldn't be surprised if Lars just didn't know what that is. But Lars is just the fuck. The liar. You even said you were being confident right now.

And Grady's like, you're mistaken. You even made a joke about TMZ. And then we see the clip of that. And Lars goes, so what, you're not gonna tell people? Ha, ha, ha. And then she's like, she wanted to tell people? I have some real things. I wanted to tell people on her own. Yeah, I wasn't ready to announce it.

Yeah, but like, what was that whole thing you guys were saying about testing? Like, you guys were like, is this even real? Because what's the test? What were you saying about that? And Lars is like, but you were like trusting me with information? Yes, it was like a wave of me like letting you back into my life. And then you mishandled the information. Okay, then you're welcome then.

Because like, I was just like trying to do you like a favorite like, like I was coming from like a place of love, x, y, z, like I feel like it was just from love. Who the hell are you to tell people my information? Who are you? I told her not to say anything and she's denying it pathological liar. And Lars says like, goodie, you need to stop it like, I'm gonna leave like, I'm gonna leave like, I'm like, okay, this is good to know that this is how you can make Lars to leave a situation is because I think there, that's an important tool for most people in life.

Right, just calling her out, not letting it go. And so Lars walks off of the market and she's like, I'm not gonna like, because I become like like like I was trying to get the girls to rally around you and like show you love and if you don't know that about me, what then you're the liar like. So at least at least like, I feel like she was coming from a good place and great is like, but if that were about you, you would not like it. And if like I would talk about Lenny, you would not like it, And if I were talking about Lenny, you would not like it, which is totally true. Lisa would have no patience if someone were

like telling her business about Lenny. Before she gets like, if something was happening to you, you'd be freaking out about it. Like if I said anything about Lenny, you'd be freaking out at me right now. And Lisa's like, yeah, but you're also going at it with her. And Gertie's just frustrated, so she gets up and leaves. And they're like, it's okay, you're vulnerable right now, Gertie.

And it goes, like, good night, Gertie. Go spend time with that wonderful man. And so Adriana is saying, like, listen, the problem is not usually that the problem is that she trusted something to Larsa and Larsa spilled them in. She spilled them in. And even like beans like, so that's not even true like. So, Grady walked out and Grady was like,

I'm sorry Julia, I'm sorry. Can you imagine like, what a dope. Like she wants a win. She wants a win. Okay, like, talk to you tomorrow. So, now, arseus back and she's, again, she's denying that she like, even did anything wrong, you know.

She's like, it wasn't even wrong. Like, Nicole, if she can't see, I was coming from like a good place like, like then I'm done like. I'm done like. Oh really? So you were coming from a good place when you suggested that she's faking it and asked if it was even real. Do you not remember that? I mean, I know that time, there's probably more time in the show, but it was just last week. So... Yes. So then Marchene gives a nice speech about like,

darling, it's been 15 years and you still surprised the hell out of me. Maybe not a good surprise this time. Like maybe next time the sweet surprise should be like you made me a pie. Instead of saying, I brought you, no, you still surprised me. The first time I met you, you took my breath away.

15 years later, you took my hearing away. So, thank you. I took my breath away. 15 years later, you were talking my hearing away. So, thank you. So now it's after the party and we're seeing things around town. Nicole takes her son, takes her son to get a haircut from Lisa's hair guy. And then Alexia is at her spa place, her nail spa place, and Peter comes in. She's like, oh, well, you know, Peter, you want your nails done? Your hair, your face, your personality. What do you want? Education?

Come on. I'm going to help you. It's like, uh, I really need a massage. That's all that, uh, manual labor. So then Adriana goes over it. So Adrian, so basically we're meeting to go shopping for an apartment for Lisa. So they meet Fabio Lopez, realtor. And they go into this bomb-ass condo on the water at that seven point something zillion dollars. I mean, it's huge. But also excessive. It's enormous. And Lisa says, I didn't mind living in a condo at all. I mean, I lived in a condo while we were waiting, while we were waiting for Star Island home to be built. And I loved it. Like, yeah, but I don't know what condo that was, but I can guarantee that all condos are

like that. That's not like the normal condo experience. Yeah. And she told Lamy they should just keep that condo because more house, more problems. And that's exactly what we got. Okay, but it wasn't really the condo that did all this. Yeah, I think it's a lot of responsibility. Yeah, I think it's a lot of responsibility.

You're not calling the cops on the condo. Yeah, the condo. Yes, so then they go on this tour. It's huge. I mean, it's so expensive. It's 6.9 million. And the HOA is 4100, that is absurd. How is HOA as expensive as that? That's crazy. So it's this big, amazing place, right? And which we know

that Lisa is not gonna get, but, you know, it's cute to see her pretend, pretend she can, pretend that that's even an option, even say like I could live you know I don't mind the condo. Yeah, I know Mrs. Rockefeller like he weren't born into we know that you know what a condo is. Come on now. So they tour they do all this stuff so then they're talking to Fabio and Lars is like so like do you like know what you're like but you're just like like so like she's like no I mean I guess I'm thinking about my prize. Yeah but this is like $ like do you like me what you like but she does like Lisa like she's like no I mean I guess I'm thinking about my prize and she says yeah but this is like seven million dollars and that's like expensive like I just feel like that's like like expensive like yeah maybe we should

like look at something less expensive like I'm like if Larsa Pippin is telling you that it means you gotta rain something in. And she's like, I know that Lisa loves like nice things like, but maybe she like needs to take it down like a notch like so. Wow. And she's like, yeah, let's look at something less expensive. And Fabia's like, Oh, great. Thanks for bringing your friend who wants you to spend less money. Great. I'm going to make a call to a not as poor person. Okay, you guys do your thing. Oh, yeah.

Well, I hope this is so peaceful. Oh, God, look, Lenny's texting. He says, I'm coming to see my children at all. I'd appreciate it if you would stay away while I'm here. I mean, what does that even mean? Stay away. Where am I supposed to go? Like, my nerves are shot. Lisa, you're in Miami.

Literally go to a restaurant. I mean, there's so many options come on now it's time for commercial it's time for a crap and it's commercial so then um larza is saying okay you know the city turned this to um gurdy because it's larza yeah yeah yeah you're nerves are shot wait a minute but like you know, so they turned this to Gurdie because it's larry Your nerves are shot. Wait a minute, but like you know, it's crazy like the other nada was trying to talk to Gurdie Like she was like so angry like that pivot Larson's pivot cracked me up because it's like it wasn't even remotely Didn't have anything remotely to do with whatever Lisa was saying Lisa was about to go on a whole thing of like

He's trying to keep me away from my children. I can't even go back to my home. What is he gonna say away? You know, it's crazy Grady was angry at me It's like the clonkiest transition. She's like I'm not gonna talk about Lenny Lisa's like yeah, yeah me too. Yeah, that was like like what the hell and Adriana's like I told her don't shoot the messenger with Lisa because like she's an innocent bystander and I think she's more angry at you, Larza. And Larza is like, wow, because they care like, like really?

Well, well. Well, I think that she wanted to be the one to tell everyone, and Larza goes, yeah, but like, she was in Chategros anyway like, I'm basically like a vessel like, I'm an extension of a mouse, like. She's such an idiot. It's like hard to even get mad at Larza because she's just, she's so delusional. So Adriana's like a no girl, no girl.

Like she's making this about herself instead of putting herself in Gordy's shoes, okay? Like last year when I couldn't wear shoes because I broke my food. I broke my food. I mean, how are you gonna get along? Because by the way, I wanna invite everyone to Palm Beach because I'm doing a scent line.

So I'm gonna, I'm doing a scent line that smells like Palm Beach. If you ever smelled sand, that's my scent. I've never smelled the asphalt old people and expiration dates? Have you ever smelled the asphalt in front of Mar-a-Lago? That's my scent Spray tan and Depends residue So Lisa's like I was working with a Roma 360 and I was like, oh my god, Bing, what if I had my own scent?

I'm so proud I'm doing things without Lenny. I called this scent Lenny. Damn it, he always gets involved. Please purchase a scent, it's called My Room, not yours. Or this other one called 911, imperantices, I called it. I called it. It was like a song.

It's like a song that has parentheses in it. 911. Taylor's version. Lisa's version. 911. I called it, I called it. Whoa, whoa. I have to go to the lab.

I have to go to the Palm Springs scent lab. So, I would love it if you guys came. I got my friends' mansion. It's just a hop skip and a walk away from scent lab of Palm Springs. I mean Palm Beach. So confusing. That's where you know, that's what labs are. Palm Beach. Did you know, did you know that Chanel number five was fabricated in Palm Springs? I mean Palm Beach. I can't dam it. I can't believe they even allow labs in Palm Beach.

That sounds crazy to me. Oh God, I love watching a reality target conned. Yeah, so we want to make a cent for you. All you have to do is give us $5,000 and then meet us in Palm Beach. And you can smell things. So I've arrived. Is this a Dave and Busters? No, this is an actual perfume lab.

Joe smell things. It's real, don't you worry. Yeah, it gets really fishy when we see the place that they go to and it's the aroma 360 Mansion, oh, okay, they have a branded mansion of what's happening here? I'm gonna listen up a Roma 360 Someone printed out a sign that said aroma and put in front of all foods look it says aroma So by the way, it's real By the way aroma 360 so this isn't a like I'm like It's real. By the way, aroma three six. So this isn't a like, no, this is, well, I don't know, but this isn't a perfume. This is home scent.

This is like a home and it's called home and business scenting. And you can get a free wireless pro portable scent diffuser. So yeah, it's like one of those oil, you pick the oil and put it in there, I guess, and it diffuses it. Oh gosh. Hi, I'm Lisa Hawksy, and I'm here to tell you what your business should smell like. It should smell like me. Lisa Hawksy. I'm on the site now exclusive of $109 a month. Oh, fuck off. And it's Lisa Hawks' Dean sitting next to, there's a big machine on the table and sitting next to her is Kyle Richards. Oh my God. I'm on the, I'm on the, oh, well, I was on the website, but then turned into a blank page.

And I think I just saw the guy from Shark Tank before it went away. Is his name, Damon? Yeah. Yeah. Damon and Heather John's favorite home add-on. Don't wait for amazing. Shop the wireless pro now. And then the picture right below them. Yeah. Now it's the Hawks' Dean and Kyle Richards. But Kyle has been photoshopped, blatantly photoshopped into this picture. You can see because he has shadows on her hands that don't match any shadows in like these two women have never met. This is a concept photo. She has a webbed hand. Look at her. Look at this. You guys aroma 360. You can't even. I left it a photo from BravoCon. I'm convinced of that. And they told them, okay, both of you closed fists, please, this picture.

Look over here, look to your, look to your, what is that? They're right, and close your fists. Kyle looks like she's like hiding something. Look at this con artist website. It then has like this thing down below. It says Nike saw an 84% increase in purchase intent by introducing scent marketing. According to what, they just declare this. And then it says,

transform your space into a victory arena. Experience the power of Miami Heat, with heat elite, it looks like a lube. Okay, it's like a ring, a white ring, with a ball, with like a sperm tail coming off of it, going through. Who wants to smell like a sports team? Who?

Don't knock it till you try it like. There is like a Lisa Hawksian page because I just clicked on home-senting, the art of home-senting and it's Lisa. So I guess this diffuser, it looks like an enormous iPad that you just like prop ideally in front of a giant bundle of fuchsia flowers And you just put it there and It is cruelty free. I'm looking at the Lisa Hoxy in package. It's just she looks bored by it She's holding up the bottle like really I got to do this really you make me take photos right now Honestly, I got better things to do

How it works. Money. How it works. Give us your money. Yeah, this is crazy. And there's Kyle and Mauricio both are in a video. Aren't they rich as hell? Like, don't they own the biggest real estate company in the country or one of them? Why does Kyle need to hawk every single thing? Okay, I don't need to make this. Are we just talked about Kyle for two hours. Like, are we just too good for like, glade plugins?

Is that what's happening here? Come on, everyone. Come on, guys. Come on, come on, guys, come on. That's like not really taught. Like, huh, I mean, you can't get like a glade plugin. Come on, Alexia. I'll tell you, we're gonna be like Todd

if a Roma 360 ever wants to advertise. We're gonna be like, if a Roma 360 ever wants to advertise. This is a message I've got for a Roma 360.com. I am sorry, I'm fully apologize. From man to a Roma sense, which I'm presuming you're a man. So a man should not say to an aroma-centred man who sent it like a man What I have said to you hold on let me turn the page I Have here by decided to send the good people of aroma 360 these goodiva chocolates with the hope that they could in fact Come up with a home and an office and that smells like these very chocolates the the scent of apologies, and of care.

Thank you, Pat. Oh my gosh. For Roma 360 wants to come up with a crap and scent, we're in. No. Gonna horror myself at the scent of yours. Yes. Scent of crap, it's with me, Flamie. My gosh, I think our name, just the name of our podcast,

cuts us off from a lot of ads, but you really never know. I mean, a scent called crapens. Yeah. Why not? It would be the scent of frozen bagel. So, Lisa. Does your house just smell so,

does your house smell too good? Get the scent of crap in. So Lisa is like, yeah, so we're going to smell. I'm going to go to a lab to smell sense. And I would love it if you guys came to Palm Beach. Wait, like, can I please be like, I could to bring markets, right? Like, it's a girl's trip. So do you have to bring Marcus?

No, like, but I kind of like bring him like wherever I go. Like, yeah, like, I mean, I'd like to bring Charlie to you, but there's just no space. So Adriana's like, well, she's telling us. She's like, I'm sure Marcus needs a break. Like, he's probably like, thank God, I don't have to have sex with her five times a night. It's a vacation for the girls and also from Larsus, vagina. I actually could thought at that. I did. I don't know. I just, I got, it works for me.

So then now we see Nicole driving Grayson to a sunflower farm and Julia meets up with them with Zoro the dog and you know They're no Nicole's like oh my god. Your performance was like so good the other night and Julia is saying how like Marchina Loved it and stuff and Alex here arrives and they're basically gonna go they're gonna pick some sunflowers And they're gonna cut sunflowers and so now they're talking about bees and Alex is like thank you for having us to your very Modern farm like are there bees. And Alexie is like, thank you for having us to your very modern farm. Like, are there bees here? Because I don't like bees.

Yes, ma'am, that's how flowers... Grow, that's how flowers are exactly. Can't in essence. To welcome that bird. So Julia's like, oh, I love bees, but bees don't love me because they've heard me singing. And they've ended up in emergency room three times. All purple. And I'm supposed to have a pee pen with me at all times.

I don't, but instead what I do have got. And Alex is like, I've never been stung by a b-broll but like for some reason I'm terrified of them. I like hear them pass on my head and I'm like, oh my god, they might bite me. I like it like it doesn't understand how bees work. And I like that she thinks it's a strange, irrational fear to be afraid of a bee. I know. I like when people are like,

you know what I'm afraid of? Spiders. Literally 99% of us are, okay. They bite you. So, you know what I really hate snakes. Also, you know what was funny about this scene? Clearly, like, Nicole arrives at the Grayson and then they have to shoot the scene. So clearly someone from production had to like, basically keep an eye on Grayson or something. So they put, they have this shot of Grayson playing in the playground and then you hear Nicole in like a post-production booth or on her iPhone saying, hey Grayson, stay put on that playground, I have to go cut sunflowers, so stay

where I keep an eye on you. You're not looking at your son. That son is an attention somewhere with a production assistant eating ice cream, but they had to do it so people wouldn't run and be like, I can't believe she would go and cut sunflowers while her son is sitting there in the Banner picnic bench. Yeah, so now they go to have juice and you know Be terrible parents to their children that they've just abandoned some sunflower Because they do it again Nicole does it again when they sit down to us Grayson's they were I can see you Like he is back at home at this point. Oh, I can see you you're in that white man

Oh, that should be fun. Okay I just pulled the muscle in my chest. Oh, don't do it. No, so they go to they go to drink at this juice bar And they talk about the party Alex Alex is like, well, your party was beautiful. I was so happy to see Adriana and everything was amazing. Like, see Adriana. That was so great. I'm like, I'm like a big person now. So, I'm like, so a piece and tranquilo, especially now that we're away from those bees. And I was like, it was like good, like, you know, I didn't see Lisa coming in so upset. Like, if it was, you know, if I were Lisa, I would have stayed home, although maybe I wouldn't have, because you saw in so upset like if it was you know if I were Lisa I would have stayed home although maybe I wouldn't have because you saw what happened when she stayed home like if I were her I just would be in

transit at all times just in transit Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Oh well you know Peter Lisa's calling hold on one second oh my god like were your ears ringing were your ears ringing? I want I wanted to invite you all to a mini-getaway at a Roma 360. My Roma 360 friend offered me his beautiful mansion in a Roma Palm Beach 360. Okay, that's great. That's wonderful. I love it.

You're putting us in a mansion. Okay, promise me something. Like, let's not talk about Lenny anymore. Okay. Okay, bye. not talk about Lenny anymore. Okay. Okay, bye. I like that. The there's sick of it right when the audience is sick of it. We're like, we've had enough. But they're just like, she just says it. Like again, I mentioned this like last week or the week before, just like how

funny it was the Orange County that this whole thing with Shannon, with Heather talking about Gina saying like, listen, you gotta stop talking about Matt and it became a whole thing and you're like, yeah, stop talking about Lenny. Just stop, get on me. Stop. Please.

Everyone, please, no more. No more. No more. So then, Alexi is like, oh, speaking of the trip, Julia, I wanna take you shopping and give you a makeover. Who says that? Before you try sense, you need to have a new look. Okay.

Oh my God. So they're commenting on how much weight Julia's lost, which, I mean, I don't know, so weird to be because they're talking to a model and I don't, did she lose weight? Like, did she need to lose weight? These shows get me worried. I'm like, don't know, so weird to me because they're talking to a model and I don't, did she lose weight? Like, did she need to lose weight? These shows get me worried. I'm like, don't talk about that. You're gonna get in trouble. And then they're just talking about this trip and what seems like a little throwaway line actually become significant because Julia makes a joke that now in like the spirit of new beginnings like hey maybe you and I are gonna be Romance Alexia instead of you and Marissa well we're gonna change it up we're changing new looks I'll Have a makeover we're gonna have a new look we'll do it this we'll share it together

And she's like well okay And we just see her blinking like mmm she's kidding right? So then Marissa and Kiki go to lunch and start like, camping each other. Mary's soul's like, oh, hang on, can't keep. She's like, oh, yeah, I want some dick. I want some cock. And then Gerdy comes in. So they're all, you know, we get the usual, you look so good.

And Gerdy tells her, oh, girl, you are glowing. And she's like, oh, because I had some good sex last night. Yeah, I was good. That's right. Oh, you just like a morning quickie. And she's like, yeah, it was very long That's right. Oh, you just had like a morning quickie. And she's like, yeah, it was very long. It was very long. And I was like, I'm about to get a bladder infection

in this bitch. I better put down this wapper. Bro, keep it to yourself. I don't want to hear about your ass team, he's. Listen, when you're my friend, you can hear about the good, the bad and the freaky, okay? hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me, you can hear me order and Mary Sal's order. Wow. She goes, I mean, here's what I'll have. I'm too chilled, um,

too chillin' time goes with cranberry on the side. And I'll just go ahead and mix them myself, all right? That's true friend of energy. Like, I actually wanted to do the work that for the bartender. So, Mary Sal's like, well, I would love to see Julie. I would have loved to see Julie sing,

but I had a madahole procedure that suddenly came up that day, but 10 days prior also. So it was, it couldn't be moved at all whatsoever. Well, your medical procedures are your business, and my medical procedures are my business. Okay. All right, Gerdy. Go ahead. Take it on.

You know what? Larson needs to apologize, and she needs to do it for all throttling. She has a full throttle apology. She made with a full throat, full throat, whatever it is. But like it's a full throttle. I want to go to 60 without apology.

So they're like, what are you accepting? And she's like, well, I will not accept it if it's in, if I hurt you, I apologize or whatever. She's like, unless she says, I'm wrong. Listen, she needs to be empathetically to me. That's what she needs to do. And Kiki agrees. Kiki tells us that 100% Larsos, the apology

and Gurdie is like, today I'm, today I'm Husset, had discussed it. I trusted her. I trusted her. Even though she gave me no indication I should ever trust her and like it was very evident that she's like an awful craving human being. I trusted her. And I'm just like, ah, don't cry. Come on. I'm almost done mixing this cranberry and vodka. I've got to really take the long time. And so Julie and Alexe are having

their shopping trip. Did you hear that whistle? I'm telling you my list is turning into a whistle. Now I'm getting like a senior list. Instead of just being gay and while you were gay and aging, so I'm like and then they went shopping. Oh, I hate that. How do I stop it? God damn it. Okay, so Alexia. There's a lot. I'm getting a little on. It. Looks like I'm going to be on this one. Yeah. Why are you getting a bit of line? Well, you know, I bite down a parent like my teeth are going like, apparently my teeth are supposed to be like this. If you're watching Crap is on demand, this is an exclusive

visual demonstration. My teeth are supposed to be like this, but they're really more like this. So my bite is a little too deep. I'm grinding too much. So guess what, everyone? You're going to be able to enjoy probably about nine months of me is a little too much. I'm crying, I'm crying too much. I'm crying too much. So guess what everyone, you're gonna be able to enjoy probably about nine months of me with a little stuff in my mouth, in my teeth. Oh wow, I have an over by, I mean I have an over by I don't care. Like what are you gonna do?

You're gonna lose a line. You're beautiful. Thank you. Here's what you need. You need not invisible. You need invisible, invisible heart. Because you know my dent, so loving. No that would mean you need to fix invisible, invisible heart because you know my dent. So loving. No, that would mean you need to fix your heart.

Never mind. I'm terrible. I will say my dentist wife apparently is a big bravo fan. So if she's listening, hi dentist wife. You want your invisible line practice called out? And you might want to give them some aroma 360 in this line. Does this dental office need a new scent? Because guess what? Crappens is on the case. Tragiw a diffuser for an invisible line. Okay, so Julian, Alexa, go shopping and Alexia is like, I already told you we could have done this in my classes.

Hi, Iris, I'm Rich. So Julian is like, yeah, ever since Martinez diagnosis, I don't say no to anything. Instead I say this. Why not? Yes, as evidenced by whichever producer said, sing opera for Martina for the show. So then they're trying on bathing suits and like, oh, well, look, you've got boobs. Oh, I like really good boobs.

And like a bot really like really like hot, hot bot. Like it's almost like temptation, but whoa, I can't keep my eyes off of it. Whoa. Hey, Alex, yeah, what are you gonna do it over in there? Nothing, Todd. Nothing, Todd.

You know what? I think Julia has layers. I like that she says that right after. She's just like she has boobs and a butt, like layers, like me. That's why Alexia was keeping to her to herself. So I didn't realize how special she was. Yeah.

And so Julia's like, You know, Alexia and I have never really had the opportunity to get close to each other, but I feel amazing positive vibes and I feel it's genuine. I'm so excited to be roommate with you. Do you mind sleeping with God? Because that sort of something I'm not really able to negotiate on. So I need to get permission from Todd to sleep with God.

You know, I've actually not actually talked to Todd about yet, but I'm sure it'll be fine. And she's like, huh, why do you need to talk to Todd? Like, I understand why it's all but Todd, why Todd? So you said this wasn't actually about to go, right? Did you already say that? Sorry, it's not bad for a minute. It's about to go.

So, so, do we have to go back? We're rooming together, right? We're gonna be roommates on this trip. And Alexie's like, wait, so we already decided that we're sharing a room, uh-oh, and she's just starting to blink like, oh shit.

Well, I'm gonna be in trouble. She's like, we just talked about it the other day. She was yeah, but I haven't talked with Mary soul I haven't you haven't talked with Adriana like I don't need permission like I don't know if I need permission from Mary soul or Todd That's funny, right? And Julia's like huh cuz like she gets the marisol thing right cuz she and Marisol always remember why would Todd be an issue? So then we now it's time that we got a Jodie's house. I've always gonna gather to go to Palm Beach. So everyone's showing up and everyone's saying hi and everything and Marisol runs in, has to

go to the bathroom and says she's not avoiding Adriana, she just has to pee and like Lars and Greer. She's really leaning in this she's like yeah, you know I have to go to the bathroom like if I hold it in the car for Fador Necesito and diaper Whatever whatever the word is. I don't know the word for diaper, but she's like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no And so Larsa and Gurdie come up there in two roles by the way there's I guess there's how many roles are there? There's three roles in this mode. Yeah, they're in two roles, by the way. There's, I guess, there's how many roles are there.

And there's three roles. There are three roles. Yeah, they've all got a roles. They've got, all of them have roles, voices. So, Larza, do you notice that? I've never noticed that they've all got roles, voices. I've noticed that they all have like very expensive luxury cars or at least rent them,

but it wasn't really until the scene where I was like, wow, the cars on this show are pretty extra. So, Gurdien, Laras are just gonna stay away from each other. And so Julia shows up, she's got like a ton of pearls on, and like a hat and everything. I went for a milking God, Julia to Palm Beach, Julia. And they're like, this girl makes no sense.

Like what is she doing? And of course, like, oh my God, this girl's like gone with the wind if like, he got married to the Kentucky Derby and they had a baby. That's crazy. Like, she doesn't have to marry the Kentucky Derby because like, you know, gone with the wind

is like independent, but like they could get married, but like, should they have another like baby? I don't know. So then Lisa's, they all get in their Rolls Royces and go into this Rolls Royce caravan. And Lisa's like, listen, I feel like I need to get away. My kids have a nanny and they also got Lenny and he's competent enough, I guess, okay?

Let's go. So they all drive off. Okay, so now they're in three different cars. Lars Ellexi and Julia are in one and Ellexi's like, wait a minute, whose car is this? Please don't say Lenny, and she's like, Jody's. So the husband and the ex-husband have the, or the current boyfriend and the ex-husband have the same car.

So then Mary's soul and Lisa and Gurdier and their car, and Mary's soul's like, wait a minute, Orange Lenny's car. She's like, well, I mean, wait, no, Mary's soul's car. The, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ny's car? Well, it's, it's our car really. I mean, technically it's in his name, and technically he drives it, and I've actually never driven it before, and it has a scent everywhere,

which is good because we're about to make a scent. So, but you know, it's our car. So weird, okay, so this episode started with her calling the police on Lenny, and Lenny saying Lisa shoved him, and blah, blah, blah. And now this scene, Lisa's like, Lenny's competent enough, I guess, I think. And driving Lenny's car,

at least who are so... It is fucked up. They have some weird fucked up dynamic where they just love the fighting and then they make up, I guess, and then they fight again. No, that's weird. So, Marseille's like,

oh wait, we're in Lenny's car. Who's got the blue light? There's Russian, Russian splooge in here. Wait, what, what's the measure she's German? She's Russian, Austrian. She's Austrian. We got Austrian splooge in this car, everyone. Okay, this is wacky.

Is there another blue light? That'd be a great prop for me. I'm a gay icon. Lisa's like, guys, let me say, Pat. Oh no. There's Lisa, sorry. That guy's a pet. Oh no. Lisa, sorry. The guy's, when his plan is to make me crazy, that's why the police are called the other day. What? The police are called. Um,

blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the police are called before the opera then. Lenny stomped into the room and she repeats the monologue. And Mary saws like, oh my god, this is max level lock-on. Hmm. You know what? Like, she trickers him, he trickers her. And Mary saws like, oh my god, this is max level lock on You know what like she trickers him he triggers her She arouses the Austrian girl there's splooge in the car and then liney files files against her and then she said that he started it. Oh my god It also does Mary still know what splooge is because no,... No. I think that would... She thinks it's like, doilys.

Laced doilys. I always put my cup on a splooge. Why would there be Austrian splooge of my car? I don't know. I don't know. Actually, I made the mistake of overthinking anything that came over Mary's soul's mouth. I'm so sorry.

She just picks up some like whips of slang that she hears at her gay brunches and then just tries to regurgitate it. Yeah. So then we see the ladies all take turns reading from the headlines about the story that happened. Like police were like called, but then they decided that nothing was wrong.

Like there was no one was in trouble for it. But they supposed to, did he press up? They press Lisa. I mean, it was wrong. Like, no one was in trouble for it. But Lisa Pustey, did he brush up, they brush Lisa, I mean, it's the same story we've basically already heard. I didn't release them. At least it's like, I just hope their karma gets them. Carmen, who's Carmen? It's just like karma.

Oh, I thought there was someone named Carmen, all right. I'm wacky and drunk. I'm wacky. So. I'm wacky. So then in Larsa, Julie and Alexia's car, Larsa's like, Julia, like, I started like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. Faya. And then we go back to the opera. True culture.

Adriana's song. Yeah, true. And this is going back and forth like, oh, Maya, means uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. Faya. And then Lisa going on about Lenny and the third car. So we're all going back and forth. So then Lisa's like, okay, can we talk about Jody now?

Because I cannot believe I found such a perfect Jody. Like his body is wiener, everything. And Mary's so like, green, green. He's like, how do we preserve that? For example, I'm pickled. So, rest of the line, assault, okay. So here's the thing, like maybe we should reel in the Lenny conversations

because Jody's okay with it now, but one day he's gonna get tired. Right, Gertie, can you help me out with this? He's like 100%. 100%. Yeah, I've seen it before, honey. Like I was like, why don't you leave? Why don't you leave?

He's the best because I beat him to death, you know what I'm saying? So just one little story to you, Monkey. And Gertie's like, yeah, you know, I'm saying? So just just one little story to you, monkey. And Gerdy's like, yeah, you know, like Russell is my Jody and he's very supportive, but even he was not going to allow me to just sit there and like, bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch. At some point, he's going to be like, this isn't even about me. And Lisa's like, you know what, guys, this is very negative. And they're like, no, it's not. What are you talking about? And she tells us it's not of their business They tell their their husbands everything to like who are they to judge me just stand down

No, okay also stop losing police language still No, it's true. Oh by the way I don't know if you saw the trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6 came out and it's going back to Miami. So Is it yeah, it's going back to Miami. So is it? Yeah, it's going to be a vice city. I'm not letting myself look because I have played so many of those. Don't worry. It's not going to be out till like for like another nine months or there's plenty of time, but I'm just saying it's exciting.

So I'm going to finish the last one. I really hope that they incorporate the real houses of Miami into Grand Theft Auto 6. They should do that. They really owe it to us. So Marisol's basically like, okay, it's just like, you know I'm sorry to interrupt you, but now that you said that. Sorry everybody so weird But Ben now that you said that I think they did Someone I saw and read it a long time ago that they had Lisa Vanderpump's old house in the one that's out the current one that takes place in, no, this is the current

one. The Santa Grage. The GTA 5, which took place in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah. That's the one that's out now, right? The current one. Well, I mean, that was technically the current one, but it came out 10 years ago, but it is the reigning.

GTA. But it's the current one, five. Yeah, so I think Lisa Vanderpump's old houses in there, and someone put aside by side of the houses But that's very cool. So maybe they will you know, that would be amazing if they could but I'm just saying like I want like They put larsa pipin in there put like put someone get someone from this castle Like you like for me like you met a larsa a larsa pipin mission. I would love a Larsa Pipin mission, I'll say. He is one easy, he is a Lisa Hawks team mission. Okay, don't let your kid have pizza.

Keep your kid away from the second slice of pizza. Ugh. Ugh. I mean, Lisa Hawks team does sort of look like someone who would be in Grand Theft Auto, like by city, you know, she sort of, she just sort of looks like a person walking down the sidewalk that you accidentally run over with your car.

They kind of all are. You know who I think especially when they were all dancing in Adriana's music video, they really looked like people from Grand Fettaught who just walked in like. Yeah. That sort of like, that sort of sort of walk in like humans kind of thing, but also not because they don't have enough space to program all the complexities of human movements. Yeah.

So, Lisa's getting pissed. And Mary so I was like, listen, I'm just saying if you talk about it all the time, it's never leaving your head, if it never leaves your head, you're're just gonna talk about it all the time. She said, guys, you don't understand. You giving me anxiety right now. You're giving everybody else anxiety. Yes. I'm trying to tell you it's anxiety. You're giving too much of it. So they finally arrive in Palm Beach and Adriana's like Palm Beach is where old money is, expect subdued elegance. Miami has more new money. It's a little louder.

Let's hope these girls know how to behave around silent luxury. I'm like, how about you not behave around silent luxury? You're the one who's the wildest in public. Also, she's saying this as she's wearing that diamond-studded, like parade, that matches the diamond beat-as-old jacket or whatever. So, aroma 360 villa, which just cracks me up. Like you just plug it in and pumps and each pump each smells better. Who owns this, says Kiki.

Is this a person's is this person single? Huh, huh. Well, guess what? This is our home for the next few days. And to make it feel like home, I've already called the police on us. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, everyone, choose your room.

So for the second time this week on Housewives, we see the ladies who make a run for their room. Good old fashioned housewives. So, or Housewives, I should say. So, they're all running around and Julie is like, well, I don't care what the room I have because I already know what room I'm not going to have. And then we see a clip of the car where Julia is saying, so are we roaming together or are we not Alexia? And she's like, I mean, she's looking over at Mary, she's like looking over, she's like, no, I mean, I'm sharing with Mary Sol,

so like, I don't know where you got that idea. Mm-hmm, shady, so they all choose rooms. And Lisa and Larson are gonna be in the primary room. She's like, oh, it's so big, we can fit Jodie and Marcus. And honestly, if we wanted to, we could fit Lenny. I don't know, should we call him up? See what he's up to? So let's say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,ia and I told her, hey, why don't we share a room on the trip I mean that's okay, right? And Adrian was like, of course, there are room if you want you stupid I'm grateful bitch

Brought you onto this show and you're going to be nice to her now. Whatever. Yes, I support it Yes, but then she says what if Todd gets jealous and he turns like Todd? Yes, she didn't say it once, she said it twice on two different days. And then we see the clips of both times, Alexi being like, my better check with Todd. Ha ha ha ha. Yes, and Adriana gets a smile on her face, you know?

She knows, she's a godter. So she's like, normally you wouldn't have to ask your husband permission. Is it because I'm a lesbian? Well, did she ask SoRun with Mary Sol? I don't think so. And Julie is like, that is my point. Like she's implying that gay people cannot control themselves or be trusted behind closed doors. I'm married and so is she. Like you'll seduce her in the middle of the night. I mean, she's like my best friend, I strip with her all the time.

And she sees my tips and I never done anything. She's never done anything so it's offensive that she would say that. Yeah, so what do you think of this? I mean, I think it's such a sensitive thing that Julia should ask some more questions first, but it's a weird, I think it's weird, and I understand why Julia would feel that way,

and it is actually like a, probably it's, that's a terrible feeling. I've been lucky that I have not been put in that situation, but Julia looks actually, like she looks a little devastated, like she actually, I generally feel very badly for her, and I hope that there is an explanation that is, does not involve homophobia, because that would be terrible if

it did involve homophobia. So who knows, but what do you think? I don't know. I guess there's an argument to be made probably like if I'm trying to see it from a like serious point of view, which is already making my head hurt. That, I don't know, like maybe there could be sexual attraction or like do men and women on a trip, do straight men and women just automatically see it together, but I guess the answer to that would be like it's not really the same thing because women and women like kind of understand each other. I mean, I've gone on trips with straight guys

and sucked in the same bed and they've never said anything to me. I don't know if they're thinking it, but I mean, I don't think it's weird at all, obviously. But I can also see a weird, Todd thing where he's like, no, why are you gonna sleep with Julia? Cause she's just gonna, she's just gonna have a,

he has nice sound and whatever she do, she's gonna go and tell Adriana. So I can also see some weird logic like that too from Todd. I don't know, but I'm also like kind of defending, defending Alexio on this, which I feel weird about too, cause it is pretty fucked up, cause she kept saying like, well, I guess I should ask Todd, but in the first time she said I should ask Todd, it seemed like she was just saying,

ha, ha, ha, I guess I'd better ask Todd for a mission. The second time. The second time there was an element of her being unsure. She wasn't doing as, ha, ha, ha, she's like, oh, I actually haven't asked Todd yet. Anyway. It does feel fishy. And I feel like Julia's intuition is Unfortunately probably correct on this, but I mean obviously it's a it's a pretty serious allegation to make these days

So we'll see what happens next week. I hope it's no matter what it is. I'll tell you Todd probably wouldn't have a problem with it I tell you who would marry so That's definitely who you might be before you go about. You know what, actually be funny. Realistically, she's probably throwing Todd onto the bus in order to protect Marisol because now that Alexia likes Julia, she probably wants Julia and Marisol to mend things.

And so she's probably gonna just blame it on Todd. I don't know. I can see Alexia doing that. Yeah. Um, well Alexia doing that. Yeah. Well, Malsuit. Yeah, Malsuit. Oh, but that brings us to the end of the real house. I was a Miami.

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