Watch What Crappens - #2252 RHOP: Austen Pity Limits

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E06)  continue their trip to Austen where they confront Robyn about Juan rumors, leading her to break down in a car. Plus, Karen threatens to take down the entire Apple corporation.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Tonight it's at 5.30 on the West Coast, the west coast 8 30 on east coast and then at the Appropriately calibrated time for all the other time zones So we'll see you all there and then for today we are talking Real House was a Potomac and What an episode it is more more high jinks in Austin, you know them saying More high jinks in Austin in a construction zone. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

I'm like that. They're not really doing Austin a lot of favors. Is there anyone who watched this who thought, wow, I really want to go to Austin right now. I don't think so. It's not a very good commercial for Austin. But you know what, it was a good commercial for Robin being your girlfriend, because the about 15 minutes of this is about Robin swallowing.

You know? There's a lot of things I don't need in the world. Taxes, don't need those, don't like those. Knowing that Robin swallows, that's a big one. And like a basic cold, like a general common cold. I don't really like this either. You know, swallow while you want guys, I wasn't even trying to eat, but I don't want to know about it.

Okay? Yeah. Ben, do you swallow? Don't tell me because I don't fucking care. Gross. I don't want to know that. Yeah. There was a lot.

Um, I definitely got the sense that the producers are teasing out this, uh, Austin trip because not much happened to this episode. They really, I mean, we really dwelled on like the intricacies and the nuances of swallowing semen over dinner, which, you know, it was funny, but yeah, it did go on a long time. But, you know, hey, I guess I guess they wanted to show camaraderie in this group, especially because a lot of people have been saying how the woman just seemed very divided and I don't know. But ultimately, I felt like they were just using out this Austin trip, trying to make it

longer than it really needed to be. Yeah, well, they did it. Okay, so here we are. We're back at the hotel, the Vennzant, the Stephen Vennzant from sopranos hotel. And they're still fighting in the middle of the pool in the middle of the construction zone. And Neckah's like, oh, really?

You're not friends with Lebe, Lebe, Lebe? Or whatever we're calling her, because everybody pronounces this chick's name differently. Have you noticed? Because at the sipping, see, her name was pronounced levy. So I would go with levy, right? But then Candice is saying Lebey and then some other people are saying Leba. So I don't really know who what's her name. I don't really know. Does she swallow loads? Nobody knows yet. I'm sure we'll find out in this episode. So levy. So Neckah is like, okay, so you're saying that levy is just your sister's friend, then

why were you announcing her at your daughter's sipping sea? And it's like, ta-ta-ta-ta-na, and Wendy looks like she gets a cotton alive face. Like, what? What? No, no. And then she's like, wait a minute, was she there, huh? I was under the impression from this whole conversation that you didn't really know her. Wendy? And then Wendy's like, how am I gonna, how am I gonna, she's like, I was under the impression from this whole conversation that you didn't really know her. Wendy.

And then Wendy's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, she's like, I mean, that's my sister's friend. I mean, I mean, I mean, and that's like, but you audit her at your daughter's party. And so then we see Ashley saying, like, it's really baffling, because Wendy's saying that she doesn't know Leve, very well, but then Leve was gotta,

I'm sorry, I apologize, is it jele or jele, but it's traditional, the traditional head wrapping, which apparently is a very significant thing and a very symbolic thing, and it's given to people who are close to the family, so Lebe got it or Lebe, now it's on my head, Lebe, Lebe, Lebe, Lebe.

So she got it, and so for Wendy to act like, oh yeah, who is this person? Like I don't really know her, but she got this very sacred head wrap. So Ashley's sort of questioning all of this. So Wendy is like, look, my sister was friends with Debbie. So yeah, she wasn't my daughter's sister and she got her,

she got her hair tied, but if we're being quite honest, so did yourself. So how about that? And then we see the clip of them putting one of these heritai jile things on to yourself, which does make kind of a point. But Wendy's giving big live vibes, and I'm not really sure. And I'm with Ashley here because Ashley's like I just don't understand. Why? Yeah, why is she lying? Like exactly. What's the point? What is what is the lie? Like what are you trying to get away from here? I'm not really sure

But it's pretty clear that Wendy is fucking lying about it And then when Wendy reverts to she goes goes, oh, well, what about you? Why don't you go back to LA and smoke some more crack or whatever? Were you even at my party? How do you know about my daughter's party? Aren't you still in LA smoking crack or something? So now, yeah, it was a weird, like, like, it was like a, she was like in panic mode. It was like a panic comeback. And like, that was like the low-hanging fruit that she could go for. It was like a she was like in panic mode. It was like a panic comeback and like that was like the low-hanging fruit That she could go for was crack you smoke crack, but Wendy's just so cringe. I mean my god So Wendy goes so yeah, what were you doing? What were you now?

Like smoking crack? Oh, yeah, then she lifts her arms like in a cheer pose like she just she's like hilarious for saying it I mean she's just a corny. It's so rough watching Wendy sometimes. I'm like, because you know what? Like you would like, you want to like Wendy, right? Like what is not a bad person? Like she always seems like such a smart, nice person. It's just this show. She's just not built for this show.

We've set it a million times and I just cringe when Wendy does shit like that. Like, oh, Willie, you're a blackhead when Wendy does so like that like oh really your black head now that now that I know black head like what are you doing She is usually really good with like a read I think and so the fact that she was just like She's a terrible at reads. I love you so much, but she is a terror what is one good read Wendy's ever done? much but she is a tarot. What is one good read Wendy's ever done? Well, I don't I feel like she has very often been able to just like come back at people and just do a great job at it. But I think that she's gotten worse over the years. And I think

that this is just like this this like oh but you're smoking crack. It just this is almost like I Karen Karen you were a level thing like I mean Karen you were literally did this like two years ago Where she was like well? You're your vagina was on fire while we were up in syncing or whatever she said your hot box Oh really hot box. Oh, maybe over time is a hot box Hot box in sync sync. Oh really could you win the sync sync hot box? So this is sort of like a Karen level like let me pull something out that sounds sort of fun. So Neckas like Wendy saying that I'm doing crack is another deflection. I mean it's like just own up to what you did.

You and your family tried to attack me and you're mad that I got to see the table. So then everyone's like let's not talk about smoking crack, let's not go there, draw our allegations are bad, a da da da da da da da da da da da. And everyone's like, let's reach, come on, let's not do this, whatever. And the producers like, do you have a crack receipt? And when you're like, do I have a what? A crack receipt, because no, but if it quacks like a duck,

then guess what? It's crack, crack, crack, crack it, quacks, crack it. Yeah, if it quacks like a duck, then guess what? Crack, crack it is. It's like no windy, no. Like it is. Itack it. Yeah. If it quacks like a duck, then guess what? Crack. Crack it is. Like no windy, no. Like it is. It's another terrible one.

You know, I think that sometimes these shows, because listen, Potomac has consistently been one of the if not the best house. I mean, it's consistently funny, it's consistently good. They're having a bit of a struggle this year, you know. I still like it. I still laugh out loud. Still very fun. I'm to the point where people are way too committed to this shit.

It's like, you know it's not working. I feel like at this point, they should send in a producer with a hook and literally just drag Wendy off stage because she's done. Like you're done. You're done. You went for the crack thing and then now in question about the crack thing, you say that they do crack because it rhymes with quack. Bye. Clear, clear her, done.

Grab a fucking hook and just clear, when be off. And just bring in a dolly with somebody else. By the way, your hook mimeing is very effective. Your hook mimeing was really good because it really looked like, this is on crap, it's on demand, it's a video by the way, your hook mimeing is very effective. Your hook mimeing was really good because it really looked... This is on crap, it's on demand in some video, by the way, go Patreon. But Ronnie just did the hook motion,

but he did it in a way where you compensated, like you made your hook look like it was actually hooked around like the weight of a human body. It wasn't like you did a quick thing, you did it in a way, where I was like, I believe there was something in your hook. It was really nice. I'm an artist. I bet like, I believe there was something in your hook. I'm an artist. I bet like I get you.

I sense the Uda Hagen method at work here. And I want to thank you. Thank you for that. I felt the hook. I smelled the hook. I felt the hook. I tasted the hook. You understood the hooks motivations.

I think that Wendy's afraid of her mom and she's gone down this path. And she's just scrambling that keep catching her in like the bullshit of this lie and now she's totally cornered so she's saying just wild things like you smoke crack but there's nowhere left for her to go. I think everyone knows it. No one in the cast believes Wendy so they're all like okay like this is Karen's like okay everyone what this tension is as thick as concrete right here. And I'm trying to facilitate this group,

all of us being able to at least communicate. So I don't need to see two beautiful Nigerian women going at it, it's like that, that's not what we're here for. We're here to celebrate my trip of 20 with no derives. Karen, the big peacemaker. I'm just here to facilitate fences making fences, mending fences and fences and iron fences. And I say, well, what?

And pie. Well, have dinner and then we're just going to try and keep it lighty dinner. And say, well, that's a group collectively. We're going to move together and move on. No, nothing's off. That's what I said. Now, everybody, that's a group collectively. Mm, we're gonna move together and move on. No, nothing's off. Not sure what I said. Now everybody, me for dinner while we continue

to bash Robin for cheating that wanted a long time ago. Okay, we'll see you later. Fenton. Yeah, so then they start to dance. They're like, let's go, let's dance. They're dancing by the pool. And then, we have to do so. This whole year. They're like, let's go, let's dance. They're dancing by the pool. And then, um, can't just, so this whole, so I just feel bad for the cast

because they're like, okay, let's get up and dance now. No one is dancing. They're at a pool in the middle of a construction zone. You hear all the fucking machines, like, and you don't hear any music. You see that there's a DJ, but you don't hear anything and then we just have a dance break. And, yes, a dance break. that there's the DJ, but you don't hear anything and then we just have it down to break. Yeah, it's a good dance break. And there's like, they're almost trying to set up something,

but it doesn't feel like it's anything. Candice checks in on Nekka and then Wendy is like, I don't know, like Candice is basically saying, look, I love Wendy, but I feel bad for Nekka. And like, I'm in the middle or whatever. So, but they're dancing, and then they all go, I just want to make sure that she knows that this girl who's clearly going through it with the shrine people is okay. The shrine people. So now they're all going to go get ready for dinner and they're getting dressed. Ashley is doing some horrific dance in the living room. She's really committed to the TikTok dance thing

I don't know how well her TikToks do, but if this is what it takes to get to get numbers up Well, I guess I'll start dancing. I guess that's my path because my numbers are shitty on TikTok Well, there you go some arm dancing. That's all you mean So Karen is talking to Giselle and Nika, Nika. And they're talking about what, you know, that overwhelming, the day what? And that's like, I mean, like, Crackhead, like that's defamatory. That is incredibly, you know what, Crackhead?

That is incredibly defamatory. That's some inflammatory. That's, that's, that's defamatory right there. And it just sounds like, yeah, she should apologize. And she goes, yeah, well, she's not going to, because she's upset about the scenario and her mom. And for her to admit that any conversation like that transpired would admit that her mom consults with his shrine

or like interacts with the shrine. Like, who can admit that? I mean, I'm open to anything. Like, even if she just said, listen, my mom's crazy, right? Okay, but like the whole dismissal, I mean, it's just ridiculous. If it's right, she is kind of cracking out in the back seat. I have to hand it.

I'm not sure it was being called a crackhead, but now Nekka is kind of acting like a crackhead in the back seat. Look, I have to apologize for my mother all the time. And I think of my mother called and told somebody off which spoiler alert she has. I would just say I'm sorry. Like let's move on. I don't understand all of this. Yeah. Anyway, you don't need to. I don't think I think every time we talk about it, I don't get it. No, that's why I think Wendy's afraid of her mom because I think if she weren't afraid of her mom, she would just tell her friends, like, yes, all right, my mom, she gets protective.

She heard, like, I just mentioned, oh, yeah, you were on the show, whatever. She spun it in her own way. She spiraled, whatever. But she's afraid of her mom, I think. And so she is defending her mom and back into life. That's true, too. So, yeah. So then the other SUV, me is asking Wendy about how she's feeling and everything.

And Wendy's like, you know what? Like I don't like, we're not gonna see eye to eye. There's no friendship there. There's nothing to salvage. Nothing's gonna happen. So, that's a standstill. So, they arrive at a restaurant called Wax Murdles. Have you been there, Ronnie?

I'm gonna ask you if you've been to any of these restaurants. Okay. No, they pretty much keep downtown for this, and that is my living idea of hell. Really in any city is like going to hang out downtown. No, I'm too old for that. Sorry, bang-ee. I immediately going down. Wow, what have they done to this road? You know, that's what I do when I go downtown.

Remember when we used to just come here and take an ice walk? What do you mean? this road. You know, that's that's what I do. And I go, oh my god, I go downtown. Remember when we used to just come here and take a nice walk? What do you mean? There was a drink for $26. I turned into that guy. So I've just learned to stay away from downtown. The only time I go downtown is when we have shows there and you're in town. That's literally the only time I'm there. Well, I love that restaurant. You took me too, but that was not downtown. That was, we ran into a crap pencil. It was there. That was sound of that restaurant.

Dings. Southwest Parkway. I have a culinary destination. Carve. It was so good. Next time I come to Austin, we're gonna go there, okay. Just putting it out there. So anyway, they're at the restaurant in Starrocks,

which is also reading from the menu with her, the flashlight on her phone, and he's like, I'm gonna put your light down as if she's not literally married to someone who's 500 years old. And Giselle is like, well, Jason reads me the menus when me go out to dinner, and I promise you, he's like, I got you, and I'm like,

do they have any fish shot? This anecdote is just a way to remind everyone, I am sleeping with a very young and hot man. Nah. Me, it's like, yeah, I do that for Gordon too. See, I'm stuffin' common. Y'all know I married to a senior citizen. So they order a bunch of drinks and stuff

and they start ordering food and care. I was like, I'm too tired to chew. So I'm just gonna have a little button. Whatever you guys have. Who's that mean? You're gonna get bit. I don't have a bird in it. So I'm gonna chew for you, spit it in your mouth.

It's a thing on Bravo now, where people put stuff in their mouth and they spit it in other people's mouths. Southern charm and winter house. They're trying to make that a thing. So, hey, maybe that'll just be the Potomac thing. Baby Bird, Alicia Silverstone style feeding your child. I love it.

Please regurgitate into my mouth. So Robbins, like, you're too tired to chew, so you just want to swallow food? She said, no, no, no, I'm gonna eat. And then just, just else, that's what she does with Ray. Ah, she just swallows. Wait, that's right. You don't do that, ah.

And then all of a sudden, when he goes, okay, let's take a vote. Who at the table swallows? And now for the next 35 minutes of airtime, talk him. Robin swallowing juice. So Robin raises her hand, by the way, the waiter still at the table, like,

can I just, hit her still at the order, sir? Can I, please? Does anybody want a case of the, I just want waiter still at the table. Like, can I just- Hit her still at the order, sir. Can I please? Does anybody want a case of the, I just want to leave the fucking table. So now they're all cracking up talking about Robin Swallowing. And me, it's like, I believe her. So they start just making jokes about swallowing.

Basically, you know, and Candace goes, yeah, you know, like we tend to bond over nasty sexual conversations This group like swallowing nasty and cheater men's penis juices. I love that Yeah, and Karen's like, hmm, and you know, give them the headlines if I were Robin I wouldn't be swallowing girl. You don't know what you're drinking Which I think is actually fair. It's a fair point right here. Oh, and Therob was like,

wait a minute, I'm the only one. I, my only thought was you swallow and he still cheats. I mean, what's the point? You're supposed to swallow to keep them from straying. Oh my God, it's not working, okay? He might as well just save your, save the swallow for Christ's sake. And that goes, so Naka also swallows.

And she's like, me, what's your stance? And she's like, no, like girl, once I got married, I stopped doing that. Like I don't swallow. And Jorzel says that she has, but she doesn't do it currently. And then Candace is like, will it catch in your mouth?

And Wendy says, I catch it, and then I catch it in my mouth. And then it's like, are you spit it out? And Wendy is like, kind of. And then she sort of shows how she spits it out with her tongue and everything. And Karen's like, okay, all right everyone. Can we just like move off the swallowing snuck? I think I'm about to throw up.

This is a bit much for me. Thank you very much. I'm already tired from chewing. Don't need to be tired from imagining all the swallowing too. I mean, Candace is like, yeah, well, I'd rather they just pee on me before you do any of that stuff. I'm like, pee on you.

And Wendy's like, yeah, men don't drink water. So what type of pee smell is that gonna be? Men don't drink water. Is that a thing? You know, someone said in our comments one time, like, men don't wash their legs. Is that true? I don't think this is true. I wash my legs.

Oh, where are these men? I wash my legs. Do you drink water? I try to drink water, but I think I've been dehydrated this weekend because I was really slow going yesterday and my stomach's been hurting a little bit. So I feel like that's a sign of dehydration. So I actually think that is it General generally I just think I don't drink in general. You're like actually

Like do you drink water? You're like actually I had a little bit of a stomachache yesterday because I feel they'd uh my water I feel like I tried to drink water. I think men get a bad rap. Look, this is my water. I'm holding up a giant hydrojug. But, yeah, men get a bad rap on drinking the water. Why wouldn't men get a water? I try to drink water, but I feel like what happens is is that hours will go by and I realize I've not had water.

And so, and I'm currently drinking coffee, which dehydrates you, so that doesn't help. So, I know from my experience I could do better. And I speak as all men. I represent all men. Okay, well, I still don't want to think about Chris Bassett being on campus, but that's what. Not gonna skip that today. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So they start talking about who's into peeing and Karen's like, please stop. And Ashley's like, come on, do you want to do peeing too?

And she's like, why are you smiling? Like you get peed on every Sunday. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then, um, and then, and then Randy asks Robin if she eats oysters. And Rob's like, no, what is like, so you don't need oysters, but you swallow calm. And I think I got, see, this is what I'm saying. This is not, this is, should we go back to dancing and the construction side? I think that might be a better bonding experience than this is a bit too much and It just keeps going and me like so are you swangling because you love the man

Like you feel like it turns a long iron like is that wine? And kids like I'm done. I'm done and Rob is like, yeah, I just feel like that's part of being intimate with someone By the way, Andy Cohen is gonna dwell on the scene for about 10 minutes at the reunion, just so you know, hey, Robin, you said that you actually swallow. Okay, Ritz, since we filmed a scene, does anyone here decide to swallow? No, why not? What does the scene taste like? No, earlier this season, we learned that Robin may not know where her man is going, but we all know where he's coming. Let's watch a more about it.

So then just I was like, no, that's only part of your intimacy, not everybody's intimacy. And Neckah says, well, I'm trying to understand how you start, but then you stop. And then Robins like, yeah, well, you know, you just get up. You're like, oh, you know what I mean right and Ashley says what is it actually goes? No you wait until he falls asleep and then you go spit it out wait until he falls asleep You're just gonna sit there with a man sperm in your mouth for God knows how 10 minutes and well I mean where we are talking Michael Darry Michael probably falls asleep half the way through but still yeah Let's be honest as soon as that he

It seems he lets the boys now. He probably just passes out right on her chest like like if they do in the movies You know, but like that's a long time. I think for most people. I don't think that there is a 10-second countdown from the moment you climax the moment you're now like fast asleep. That's a long time to hold that in your mouth. And Neckah says, so you let it marinate in your mouth. That's what I'm scared of. I'm scared of ghosts. I see that's imprisonment.

Your mouth has been holding hostage to his calm. So mouth is talking about licking booty. Wow. We're getting every orifice in this conversation. So now Ashley, oh hell no. Ashley's like, oh hell no. Ashley, who is sitting there holding semen in her mouth for an indeterminate amount of time is like horrified at the idea of licking booty hole in Karen's side.

Well, I don't want my leg. I'm not going near yours. Okay, so I'm just, yeah, I'm scrolling down, I'm scrolling down, so how did ass taste? And me it goes, like ass. So then just like, oh, God, now we're gonna pretend you don't put balls in your mouth, Karen. And Karen's like, why are you talking to me like that?

And then we see a flashback to a train ride two years ago, where she's like, so do you know about teabagging? And Karen's like, that's with balls, right? Mm-hmm. Mm, as you move forward in life, as you approach the triple 20, you have to go up with creative ways. So you can please one another, and there's nothing wrong with that but I don't know what's happening at this table

oh but also it's authentic and Candid and sharing and I'm proud of this group great job Ashley She suddenly turns into the ambassador to Surrey County again and she's like thank you for installing this playground The church would never place to play a beautiful Surrey County. Thank you. I'm proud of everyone here Not only does Surrey County now have Wi-Fi Surrey County now Swallows loads But loads actually Loads and loads come to Surrey County for loads of fun

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this scene. Thank you so much. It's like now that we've talked about swallowing come, I'd like to talk about other uses for come, which is famous, which means a lot to me. So Candace is like, how many do you want? She goes, I just want twins, you know, just call it a day, just be done with it. And Candace does too, she would love that. And that goes like, yeah, you know what? And then I'm going to go get my body back, just take me to the doctor and I'll get my

body back. And so Robin's like, okay, well, why don, just take me to the doctor and I'll get my body back. And so Robyn's like, okay, well, why don't we go back to the hotel and everyone can come back to my room? Everyone's invited, everyone's invited. So that they hop into the vans and Mia's like, guys, if it smells something, if you smell something, I may have to do it, which they don't appreciate.

I also think like a Mia fart, well, you know what I won't even say what a Mia fart sounds like, because I know it's just going to offend my rondle. I know that your least favorite thing is talking about farts. So I'm just going to move forward. So then Mia's at the piano, pretending to be Alicia Keys, and they're just like, they're like playing around. By the way, I'm surprised that a hotel room had a piano when it just because I can imagine that annoying everyone else I guess with all the construction noise a piano really does not it's it's bad enough the piano is not gonna add anything else right?

It's already so noisy in there Yeah, because people can't pass a piano with that being like Yeah, it's human nature there There's always at least one person who's gonna just go start banging on it. That's just people, am I right? So now half the ladies go to bed and Candace stays in Robbins room. She's like, oh, I'm gonna wear these slippers.

Can I wear these? Who's are they? Robbins, okay, I'm gonna wear them. And Robbins like, oh, I'm literally just a few weeks ago. Candace chose to bash me online. And now she's in my room wearing my slippers I'm acting like no things wrong I'm just confused to shit oh god poor victim Rob and who never did anything to anybody wing wing

Friday, wing, wing, wing. Wing. So then they all start talking about how, like, after hours late at night, is when they all let it out and they have the most fun and it's gonna be like the let it out delegation or let out delegation. And they're just sort of like joking about that. And they're talking about swallowing again.

And basically, Candace is like, now that Candace is wearing Robin slippers, she is, I guess maybe like bringing some truth about, like you sometimes you just gotta walk in someone else's shoes to understand them, because now she's like, you know what, Robin, I think we should talk tomorrow, we should really talk. Robin's like, okay, sure, fine.

Candace is like, okay, sure, fun. Oh, Candace is like, you know, Robin has always been like a big sister to me. And being in this space where we're able to have fun, I can wear her slippers. It definitely reminds me of where we used to be. So bitch, we need to have a talk. So then the next day, everybody is doing their calling home thing and Mecha is telling

Ike how Wendy called her a crackhead and he just cracks up. He's like everyone knows you're not a crackhead honey, don't worry about it. And then Giselle goes into Ashley's room where there's a big old breakfast spread and she's like, well, Ashley says something like, you know me, I love a little French toast. Now she's like, yeah, and you look fat ass too. She says, well, I don't have that these days. He's a model. He's a model, okay.

But he makes it up for it in other areas. Yes, we've heard Aaron multiple times. Robin, nah, I straight up did not want to leave you last night. I was not being a good bestie. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, which was her trashing, and you did completely hide everything going on with one until it was over, and then you tried to charge people $5 on Patreon to go find everything out. So after putting Candace's marriage through the ringer the entire season.

So I'm not saying that because I think that people forgot, but this is Housewives audience level stuff where I forget. You forget the next season. And when someone comes back acting like the victim about every little thing, it's like, why are they being so mean to Robin when she was the one who was possibly cheated on?

Because she's mean to everyone else and drags their shit through. So she can't go now. So that's what I say. And well, and also when they asked her, her point blank last season, she had to like everything was fine that there were no issues. So Robin saying like, yeah, she's like,

I can't just literally said that I plotted on her husband and you know, call me a fraud and say whatever her's going, what's going on with one. And like it was a cover up so we can't, so we can talk about Chris. Uh, I just, I was like, like, I'm like, I don't know how you let her into your room. That's funny to me.

I can't believe you would do that. I'm not telling you how to think, but you should be mad at her. So now everyone shows up. They come into this room because by the way, there are like easels set up for some painting and stuff. And we find out that Ashley has set up an activity wherein they will be painting their vaginas or an interpretation of their vaginas. Now that we've talked about swallowing loads and then Robin swallowing more loads and

booty hole looking, let's try our badge. So they all get together to do that and Candace says if we're going to be honest about these paintings, it should be some busted cuties because they've been out here in these streets doing concubine foolishness. And you should be painting rose to beef. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Rose to beef.

Wow. Wow. Okay, so now they are talking about, let's see. So, Karen's like, listen, you know, Robyn, we're all trying to be close here, but you only speak to one pocket of the friendship circle, Robin. And she's like, you're the true.

She's like, and in doing so, you divide the group. So Robin, I'm asking you directly, how are you doing with one possibility? This is all in parentheses. With one, most likely, cheating on you, with someone who looks exactly like me, undo parentheses, nod, swallow, and... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Are you okay? And Candace of course, is like, so then when I reached out to you, you ignored me and we see her text that says,

like, you know, despite whatever else aside, aside from me calling you a fraud, I'm so sorry this is happening to you and this is happening to your family. So Rob was like, are you serious? Are you after all, you've trashed me on social media, incessantly, or should I say, left and right?

Really? Do you know what I've gone through? I've gone through torture. So have I. Sick it might expand to the... And Karen's like, well Robin, Robin, Robin, you've been hiding your truth. And she's like, if I didn't even tell my own mom what happened, what the hell would I talk about it in front of any of you all? You need to be a accountable ramen. You said you wanna be in the up, go ahead, kill me, murder me. And then she stands up in this weird dress she's wearing and starts turning in circles

and the dresses of course being eaten by her butt and it's just this big huge awkward thing where she's trying to scream at everybody about what a victim she is and literally nobody cares. And so Karen's like, you know what? She needs to hold herself accountable. You lied for an entire year, but you asked us to be accountable, and you know what this outfit reminds me of? Those women in a polygamy camp. And I'll stand up for that man. Only thing Robyn's missing was a bonnet. So she just, she literally puts on a prop bonnet. Okay. Yes. It starts doing

Robin. One is a good man. You just don't know one ask me anything about one And she says girl the whole world knows about one now shit your ass down and get up on it Can we stop all this because this is a very personal experience that I'm charging five dollars on Patreon for you to experience. So could we just stop it so personal? Well, but you drank a Situ-os! Drink drunk drunk a Situ-os! No, I did not!

That's- that's your try- you're trying to make me a villain for it. That's you doing that! And Karen's like, well, at the moment you put a price tag of $5.99, which is very close to $5.9, which is my current age. On it, and sold it to the world you drug us into it I'm sorry, but I'm not saying 599 anymore. Now. I'm saying it was very close to triple 20 599 but I'm approaching triple 20

So she's basically So she's basically, so then Rob is like, but what does that have to do with you? And Mia's like, well, just mine. And just, it only cost $5. I wish we could add it on $9.9 though. So what, why doesn't make it their business because you charge money for it on Patreon? That doesn't make any sense,

but it is a very caring argument. And then just all being like $5 is nothing, you know? So maybe the implication is, I'm sorry, maybe the implication is like, it becomes our business when like, you're not honest with us on the TV show that you're supposed to be working for, but you'll say it all on your own personal Patreon.

And like, we have a job to do, and you're not making it that what we can do our job. That's what circus. So Robin's like, I'm trying to talk. Robin, you've been given every opportunity to talk and you just keep lying over and over. So, and do I blame you? Not really.

I mean, if you're gonna stay with one, what else are you gonna do? I mean, at this point, she's basically just saying, he cheated on me and I don't fucking care. Can we just get over it? Yeah. But she can't say that from liver reason. So she just keeps yelling about being attacked, you know?

Yeah. So then Wendy's like, listen, you know, we never saw Jizella going up to her, or we never saw you going up to anybody, your home girl, Jizella, whatever, saying, you know what, I've really been stressed because this is going on and Robin's like, okay, listen, this is what happened, I'll address it. This girl DMed me and I wasn't really looking at my messages and she also messaged Jiselle.

And just because y'all didn't see or hear our discussions, it doesn't mean it didn't happen. No, no, not the bullshit. I have a question, says Candace. You said there was a DM exchange and you didn't read it. I didn't. But there's no part of you that wants to know what they were saying to each other that was potentially inappropriate.

So Robin said that she did not read Juan's DMs. But also, by the way, what was this thing that just sort of was entered into the conversation and then moved on from very quickly, a girl DMed Jacelle? What was that about? Am I crazy? Did something happen there? Like, what? Huh?

Someone, someone, someone, Robin Jacelle? And what about Jacelle? I'm not a Robin Jacelle, I guess. So what was she was doing? A messaging Robin, but then she ended up messaging in just L after. Because there was the hotel lady, right? And then there was the hotel lady,

is that the Canada lady? There was a hotel lady. And then there's the lady that won work with. So I'm guessing that they're talking about the hotel lady. I have no idea. I'm confused. Cause I wouldn't talk about the laundry lady, cause that's

Bree who Juan works with who he's not denying hanging out with. Well, the reason why Robin did not read the DMs that Juan had with the hotel lady is because Juan just like no longer had the messages like Like he cleans out his phone like crazy. Like he leads everything. Like, okay, so like he didn't have the messages with her and they're all like, Robin, how many signs do you need? He cheated on you. But I think that's really what you said, which is like she knows and she has come to peace with it

or whatever has been resolved and she doesn't want to dwell on it anymore. Yeah, one dream mate. Like they have this, they have this, the relationship is speculated to be just friends who stay together for the kids or whatever, or for the show,

and that he is out dating whoever the hell he wants. And he doesn't really wanna do this big fake TV show thing anymore, but she's looking like an ass, and at this point, she's cotton doesn't know what to say, you know. So who knows what's true? I can tell you this. I'm shocked that Robin even has the plum storyline of getting cheated on and she's still dispoying because wow, wow. The swallowing loads was more interesting than the scene with Robin. Like, geez. Robin, you have to take some lessons from Ariana, like parlay it into a magazine cover,

get an Uber Eats ad out of it, go on dance with the stars, you're really messing this one up, okay? So she's like, yeah, no, he had to lead to it because that's what he does. Like literally he doesn't even store people's phone numbers. He'll just have like, coaches reach out and he'll be like, I don't know who this is

because he's weird, okay? That's what it is, okay? I'm like, this is a terrible excuse for me. And I understand you want to defend your man, okay, that's fine, but just, you gotta do better than this. This is big, please. You put everyone else in there.

We'll also just make some really bad at his job and everything else in life. If you don't even have, if you're like too lazy to put people's names in your phone, like when you don't, you can't even know when someone professional is calling you. That's, I don't know what point you're trying to make, but it's really not helping anything.

Now it just looks like a lazy cheater. Yeah. Maybe, maybe he's just relying on Siri saying things like, you know, we know when a phone number calls, it's like maybe this is Roberta Flack or something, I don't know why I chose Roberta Flack, but like, it's like, you know how like, Siri always suggests people, so maybe just relies on that. That's the only way around I can imagine it.

Just... Here comes one right now. Okay, so Ashley's like, okay, I guess we're not going to pay our vagina. Because they've fought with Robin the home morning. So now they're going to switch up to do two activities. So we're going to a distillery and some are going to a cowboy boot shop. And so they're picking names out of a hat and Karen and Robin get stuck in the same trip. So Robin switches her name, which you know, it's against the rules, but you know, tost you know. So then Montage of everybody getting ready in their bathroom years, whatever. And

Karen calls her event planner about her meeting with the pave organization on Zoom for years. So basically she talks about her charity, which is kind of rare. I was thinking the other day how these used to always be about charities, remember? Right. Yeah, especially because I think this show, it's like DNA was actually supposed to be a show about it was not a real house live show. It's about like manners, it's about charities. I think it was about the Jack and Jill society,

something like that. So, you know, there was a lot of charity back in the day, same with Dallas, you know, and they moved away from it. So, yeah, they, Rob, I mean, just, Karen's charity has come back. And so it looks like we're gonna have an event in a future episode pertaining to that.

And everyone's getting dressed, ready to go out. And now boot shopping people, boot shopping people are at the boot place and ask you just like, so Robin, are you okay today? It's like, it's just nonsense. People act like I didn't, I did something to them like, no, if someone comes in with private information, you keep it private. Which, again, I think everyone would respect that, but Robin was just like coming at Karen Hard last season about like Karen not being forthcoming about information. So I think that's why people get are annoyed at Robin if I remember correctly.

It was that just felt like a bit hypocritical that she would be pressing Karen for information about a guy in Vegas, blue eyes in Vegasgas when robin is sitting on a scandal of her own so then the other car on the way to the distillery can't us in robin art or can't us and care and are talking about robin and she's like maybe i don't agree with robin but i will tell you this she loves that man and uh... i respect her for that i respect her

and so they're like so that situation is just complicated, right? And Wendy's like, yeah, I mean, I don't care. Like, you want to be with him and he cheats on you. If he goes to Canada, he goes to Nigeria, I really do not care. And he's like, okay, I'm going to. So then we go boot shopping. And the other people go to the distillery.

And it's just fun, I don't know. It's fun and games time. If fun and games, the people at the distillery have a really hard time accepting that they're merely at a distillery, they keep trying to order wine and beer and they're like, no, ma'am, this is a distillery. We only have whiskey. So they finally get, they have their drinks and everything.

And then Naka decides that she's like, here comes more of my storyline. So she talks about how she was, she did her wedding planning all from LA and she only came to the DMV, like DMV meaning Delaware, Maryland, Virginia area. Like 10 days before the wedding or something and then the wedding was a disaster.

She didn't like the decor, she didn't like the dresses, she didn't like anything. And so, basically, she does, she's going to be doing that traditional Nigerian wedding and that's going to be kind of like the doover thing. Basically, she moved here for this show and now that she's on this show, she's going to do a wedding because that's what she's doing this way. I'm like, are they setting up not for your own season finale? Or are they setting up, they're clearly setting up a big episode. So then let's see. So Neckas talking about when they first got married, you know,

basically they want to do a traditional wedding. And Robyn's like, well, I'm really glad you're here. And hopefully, you know, we don't scare you. And she goes, have we scared you? And she's like, well, I'm really glad you're here. And hopefully, you know, we don't scare you. And she goes, have we scared you? And she's like, no, I like you guys. And Robyn's like, yeah, but even without they were talking to me today, like, you know, normally, like, that's not how you would talk to a friend. And the woman talk about her wedding, Robyn, okay?

For some reason, you is sick of talking about it. You sure bringing it up a lot. Robyn. Yeah, she really does. And, but Neckah's gonna bring it back to herself because she's like, I don't know why there was such a heated issue. about it, you sure bringing it up a lot. Yeah, she really does. And Panekka's gonna bring it back to herself because she's like, I don't know why there was such a heated issue. I mean, you know, I feel like you've been very transparent with me and I'm just meeting

you the past couple of weeks and you've been an open book. Much like the guest registry, I had my terrible wedding. And furthermore, about that wedding, I'm gonna have a redo and I'm looking forward to it anyway. So, they keep accusing me of setting up for one. And she sells like I feel like they made it about them just like how you just made it about you. Robin while Neckah was talking about her wedding, and that for me is like disgusting except when they do it, not when you do it. So the other group is at a picnic table doing whiskey tasting and this crow comes and sits on the fence.

make table doing whiskey tasting and this crow comes and sits on the fence. And Wendy's like, uh oh, not birds. You know what? You know I have a history with birds. And then we get a clip of her wacky scene with Tachala flying around and her screaming. It's like Whitney's most iconic scene was being afraid of a bird. So we hear a bird call and me. It goes, that's not your mama is it? That was legitimately funny.

Oh, you don't do that. Don't do that. That made out for the rest of the episode. Wendy is not amused by that. She's like, okay, let's leave the moms out of it. Let's leave the moms out. She goes, well, I'm just kidding. Okay, well, can we clear that up by the way? Like, do you think that your mom sent names to the shrine? And Wendy's like, I don't need to defend this because I never thought I should.

But when you guys are saying shrine, I just wanna say you're saying it in a way which leaves it up to the imagination. And for what it is, Catholics have shrines too. And our saints have different shrines. And it's not something negative because we, and our saints have different shrines. And it's not something negative, because we do that, we have Catholic shrines. Ronnie, can you tell me as a Jewish person,

could you please represent all Catholics and tell me are there shrines in the United States? Well, I'm not Catholic, but I went to Catholic school. No, I'm a pisser. Oh, you went to Catholic school. Yes, for a minute. But do you not submit people's names to shrines. So I don't know what Wendy's talking about.

It's not really the same thing. You know what's mom is gonna call you and be like, guess what, I went to the Catholic church today and submitted your name to a shrine, you fucking clout chaser. Wendy's really trying to hard with this. And she's like, you know, and especially because I was raised by a single mom and blah, blah, blah.

She goes on the whole thing. Cheers, come on. Yes, my mother was a single mother and, you know, you know, I get it. But if she's still calling and threatening people and calling them clout Jesus or something, I mean, it doesn't really have anything to do with being a single mom or religious or this and that. Now, she is saying, you know, this is shrouded in people saying like,

oh, witchcraft and Nigerians and Africans and that's really not cool because when you grow up and you're misunderstood because you're Nigerian, you know, and then you hear the stereotypes coming back at you, which, okay, okay, okay, I get it. But she's really leaning hard into this, but I was raised by a woman of Christ. But so what? So then you're saying that people who weren't aren't good, I mean, so what? So what's wrong with the other people who do have shrines or who do have whatever? Like, are they not as good because their calf just stay away from this discussion? You know what I mean? Now, don't leave it alone. Don't lean into being more religious and some other religion. To me, it's all bonkers personally, but just leave it alone. So I did a search for

Catholic shrines. And Wikipedia page came up. It said National Shrine. A National Shrine is a Catholic Church where other sacred place, which is met certain requirements and is given this honor by the National Episcopal Conference to recognize the Church's special cultural historical and religious significance. And there is a picture up on the Wikipedia page of an example of a National Shrine. And the picture says on the Wikipedia page of an example of a national shrine and the picture says The Basilica of the national shrine of the assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary Located in Baltimore, Maryland. So there is an actual national shrine That's Catholic that's in Baltimore

so there could actually be some Some crossed wires here. There actually could be some, like it is possible that like Wendy's mom said, I'm gonna go to the National Shrine and like pray for you or something like that. And it comes out sounding much worse and malevolent than it is. I don't know for sure,

but apparently National Shrines are like a whole thing. But Wendy's mother was saying allegedly, yeah, but you don't submit people's name to a shrine in a negative way. Like if people died, you'll go pray for people that are dead in light of candle or whatever. I mean, you know what I mean? You don't threaten people like I'm threatening you. I've submitted your name to a shrine, you know, you're in trouble. And also Wendy's mother was accused of saying, you know, and ask around about me. You know what happened. You asked. You would have. I mean, just like your mother is, yeah, your mother is, she's made, Wendy always twists it to make

herself a victim or to make it like, oh my god, now you're talking about a single mother. She's not talking about the main point being made, which is your mother's calling up and threatening people. That's it. Don't bring all this other wham wham wham, wash it into it. Your mother is calling the threatening people. So if she's not, say that, absolutely never happened and everyone's a goddamn liar. But to turn it all into this is so windy. But this is also like Wendy's way of saying, I think in some way is saying like, this is why you're not gonna get any sort of response out of me because my mom is a single mom and raised us and everything to her

and I'm never gonna go against her. So, and then Karen's like, well that is your mom and you only get one. And then they got to the crow like turning around to look the other way. It's almost like the crow's saying, thank you, my work here is done. So now we go over to the boot ladies. And they actually everyone meets up for lunch. So they're at a restaurant and once I go, how's it going? And Nekka's like, they say, oh, we learned about Nekka's wedding. She's

like, okay, everyone. So here's what happened. My wedding at the Watergate was a disaster, bad hotel. Turns out it's a really bad hotel. But I'm okay. I'm looking forward to my traditional wedding in Nigeria and I'm gonna do that. And it's important for me to do doing it on my father's land. So I'm gonna get married at my compound in the village, like it's traditionally done.

And you know, my husband's a title man. So he feels really compelled to do it too. And like, well, what does being title means? And she basically says, like, it's a special title you get, but nowadays you can actually buy it, sort of like, you know, a blue check on Twitter. You can just buy it, you know? This is weird though.

So she goes, okay, it's like being achieved in a sense. It's a very special title. But, you know, I mean, some people do pay for it. And then it just cuts to Wendy, like not looking at her, like being kind of pissy. But what's the insinuation here? Is she insinuating that someone in Wendy's family paid for it?

Or is she insinuated anything? Or is she insinuated that in Neckah's family, it's been paid for it? I actually don't think that she's insinuating anything. I think she's just sort of saying like, yeah, you know, people can buy it, but he has it. And I think they cut to Wendy just to show that, you know, Wendy's annoyed that Neka is, you know, I think they're advancing the narrative, the suggestion that Wendy

wants to be the only Nigerian on the show. And Neka is now explaining some of her culture and Wendy seems annoyed. That's how I interpreted that moment. Okay. But either way, but she does invoke Twitter in the blue check. And that's it then, Robin's like, so yeah, so how Karen, you and Mia bought your blue check on Twitter? And Karen's like, wait a minute,

I did not buy my blue check, what are you talking about? No, you and Mia are the only two that still have the blue check. Well, maybe they like me. Maybe they don't like you. You know Elon Musk is like, you won't be able to make an impossible that he's a real Karen head. He really goes down a K hole.

Is the kids are safe. And as I care, there's only one way you can have that she's no I'll prove it to you I would approve it to you right now she whips out her cricket and she's like look at this read this and weep You are a member of Twitter verified because you are subscribed to Twitter blue there They're like yeah, you pay for it. I do know how to be free Because I'm scared and they're like they click on the payment button. She's like do not, it's for free. Because I'm scared. And they're like, they click on the payment button. She's like, it's on my Apple Pay.

Mm-hmm. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. And she's like, you did that, Karen Nasht. I did not do that. I did not. I'm innocent.

I'm innocent. I'm not innocent. I'm not innocent. I'm not innocent. He said that I'm the celebrity discount. So she's like, they just keep showing her more and more how much she actually paid for it. Like they're like, look, we're in your billing history. We're in your Apple Pay now. She's like, Apple Pay didn't die.

Why wasn't me? It was Apple Pay. I'm going to call it Apple Pay. We're going to have a conversation. I'm going to call Apple Pay. Trotum Cook is waiting for you. So now Ashley announces that they will be going to chicken shit being go. I'm not like, what's that?

And she can't an Austin tradition. So they're going to go play some chicken shit. I know. So no, no. I may as well, I could live anywhere. I may as well live on the moon for all I see. As long as it has a hungry. Here's what I see. Home goods. could live anywhere. I may as well live on the moon for all I see. As long as it has a home goods. Here's what I see.

Home goods. Put it. Okay. I'm just going to have to eat every Austin element of this. But we've seen chicken ship being go on this on one of these shows. I forget which one it is. But it's basically where they put numbers down and then wherever the chicken poops, that's the number that they call.

Oh, you're right. I was trying to people. I wasn't sure if this was going to be like a literal pooping chicken or if it was going to be just called chicken chit-bingo, but it's like drag queen bingo or something where it's just like, it's like a really amazing thing. It's just really terrified people who are afraid of public speaking. Just being like, oh no. Be.

Toastmasters. Oh, my man. Ohaking. Oh, no. Be. Toastmasters. Oh, no, hit me. Be. 11. I would love that. That would be my favorite bingo of all time, timid bingo. God, I'm so sorry to end this.

I'm sorry to end this. I'm just people who are afraid of things. I'm sorry. You can cross the street now, dear. No, I won't cross the road. I'm terrified. Where do I find that now dear. No, I won't cross the street. I'm terrified. Where did I find that? See, no.

10, 5, and 14, and 14. I think I've got Bingo. I'm so sorry. I have to verify that. OK, hold on. OK, let me look. I'm so sorry. You got it wrong.

I'm so sorry. So Karen's like, well, I can't be around chickens. You know that. And then we see a quip of last year Karen decided chickens are dirty birds, dirty birds. You know what I've read about chicken? They pay for checkbox. And then throwing away all the chickens from her refrigerator. So she's like, you know, listen, actually I don't know where she finds this stuff, you

know, but she's getting very creative in that divorce. Faginos, chicken, shit, bingo. I'm just trying to be there for the girl, but this is a bit mock. Rancher bit mock. It's not chicken, Karen. You just have to let the chicken do the bingo, Karen, not. Well, as long as there's no live chickens, they were good. Well, but there will be live chickens, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. So they are going to go change everything and me as like, by the way, Ashley, are you still getting a divorce right? Like, should we be celebrating that on this trip? Like, what's going on? Like, when any papers

being signed yet? And she's like, no, I'm still working on it. There's like so logistic to fill in. Like, what costume of you should look like things like that so They basically are asking her about her custody and she's talking about like the plans like weekends weekdays stuff like that and Ashes just saying how she just can't imagine going a whole week without seeing her children and Me as I was speaking a Michael what's going on with the lawsuit and Don't don't can this is like, I can't hear you, I can't hear you. Me as like, I've got a job to do.

I'm trying to get things going here. What's going on here? It's a lot of pill battle. It's definitely not pill battle. So Candice is not gonna talk about it. She's like, I will not talk about this. And she's like, Robyn's like, excuse me. She goes, let's not be dance, Robyn.

She's dance. She's like, Robyn, you're not dumb. She's a nothing dumb. And she's like, this is a legal matter, Robyn, which you, I think you kind of went against that when you spoke about your husband's legal matter. And we see the clip of the reunion with Robin being like,

I mean, it is a legal matter, but one is not guilty. So then they come back and Candace is like, yeah, I'm not making the same mistake you did. In simulating that one actually got in trouble because of what Robin was saying on the reunion. And so then Robin's like, no, his legal matter has nothing to do with this. And when he goes, wait, so you're saying that a title, nine violation has nothing to do

with why university employee was fired, which she never said. So, but it's a windy, you know, it's how windy here's things. It's not, it was not smart of Robin to say to say as much as she did on the reunion, but that being said, she didn't really say much. Like, the best practice is that there's a lawsuit, you just keep your mouth shut up, but that being said, she didn't really say that much. I can't imagine that Wong's case is hanging in the balance and that Robin, whatever Robin said at the reunion, was the thing that like tipped it over.

Like I think it's okay. But basically, Robyn's denies. She's saying like, no, it's a lie. I like by the way, Robin, but not Robin's talking more about the case and she's saying, it's a lie. The State of Maryland is representing one. And you know why?

Because they all know that this is bullshit. It's a bullshit case. Is that true? The State of Maryland representing one. And you know why? Because they all know that this is bullshit. It's a bullshit case. Is that true? It's the state of Maryland representing one. Dixie on this matter. Well, they're all being sued together. So it would make sense Right. I don't know. It's like why would they put him on his own? So this is what I state school Cop and state So let me just states in the title not being smart smart as I was just reading the name of the school. Baltimore has dismissed the lawsuit against Coppen State University and its former men's head

basketball coach, Wondix, in the suit was issued by a former player, alleging an assistant coach, Blackmail, and sexually assaulted him. He also claimed the school wrongfully acted in retaliation. The Baltimore Banner reported the Monday ruling. The Judge Melissa Copeland would allow an amendment to the complaint stating, we are very much at the beginning of the case. We're pleased with the dis- oh, this is the lawyer. We're pleased with the decision to dismiss all claims against Coppen State University,

the University System of Maryland, the State of Maryland, Derek Carter, Director of Athletics, and Juan Dixon. There you go. The State is a public historically black university in Baltimore, Maryland. That's part of the University System of Maryland. So it is a public school. So I mean, I'm not a lawyer, I don't understand these things, but when Robin says, oh, the state of Maryland is defending Juan because they believe in him. I'm like, but if the state of Maryland, it's the state of Maryland school. So they, if they're defending themselves, they are inherently going to defend Juan, I

guess, I would assume. But you know, I'm not a lawyer. I shouldn't, I shouldn't weigh in on these things, you know, I've got better things. I've got better things that I don't know about to weigh in on instead. So they all head back to the hotel for some chicken shit being go, well, basically they're giving her, they keep saying title nine to Robin. And she's like, no, I mean, I'm title nine. They said nothing to do with title nine.

So she's like, yeah, this was, he didn't do any of this stuff. He's innocent. And then later he was, yeah, this was, he didn't do any of this stuff. He's innocent. And then later, he was, charges were dropped against him. So now they go change for a chicken, should Bingo, and just like, you know, so what can we talk about and what can't we talk about? Because, you know, Robin asked a question about a lawsuit and suddenly we can't talk about it.

And Candace is like, listen, I'm gonna give her a moment to be in her feelings. And I'm just gonna stay over here, you know? Being moisturized. Yeah. So it's me, that chicken shit bingo, Jacelle's by the pool talking to Jason on the phone. And she's like, a bird pooped in the pool.

And I'm just floating on top of the water. Ah! And Jason's like, did you scoop it out? Was it recruited for Bingo? And she goes, hell no, Jason night jumped out the pool. I was disgusted. Ah! He's like, Austin won.

Jizzell Zero. Oh! So, uh, so, um, see, some me and Cee's episode. Yeah, we're over an hour. Welcome to Watch What Craftings. So, me is like My god out of this So me a sees Candace and Robin sitting next to each other and she's like soon

You feel different from breakfast because maybe there could be a conversation with you guys and Robin's like no I'm not interested, you know like like the way that of she's bringing up one being fire I mean this just doesn't feel good to me and then Candace is like Robin listen I'm just saying it's not smart to speak about any legal situation and I don't think that they helped that you spoke about it And okay, do you say that he's innocent? That's fine and Robin's like what is the worst part of everything? I've we've been going through is you guys and what now you're saying Total nonviolence Oh

And she just finally they finally get her and she just starts breaking down and she's like you're not gonna turn me into a villain I didn't do shit to none of you So to be continued Will Robin be able to stop crying before they get to chicken-shitting bingo. I have to think about that all week long. So oh my god, well that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Potomac. Okay.

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