Watch What Crappens - #2252 RHOP: Austin Pity Limits

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E06)  continue their trip to Austen where they confront Robyn about Juan rumors, leading her to break down in a car. Plus, Karen threatens to take down the entire Apple corporation.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch our crappins, a podcast about all that crap. We just love to talk about on the old Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me, as always, is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi. Hi.

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Potomac and what an episode it is more more hijinks in Austin you know what I'm saying more hijinks in Austin in a construction zone I'm like yeah on my dad they're not really doing Austin a lot of favors is there anyone who watch this who thought wow I really want to go to Austin right now I don't think so it's not it's not a very good commercial for Austin but you know what it was a good commercial for Robin being your girlfriend because about 15 minutes of this is about Robin swallowing. You know? Yeah.

There's a lot of things I don't need in the world. Taxes. Don't need those. Don't like those. Knowing that Robin swallows, that's a big one. Yeah. And like a basic cold, like a general common cult. I don't really like those either.

You know, swallow while you want, guys. I wasn't even trying to eat, but I don't want to know about it. Okay? Yeah. Ben, do you swallow? Don't tell me because I don't fucking I don't want to know that. Yeah, there was a lot. I definitely got the sense that the producers are teasing out this Austin trip because not much happened to this episode.

They really, I mean, we really dwelled on, like, the intricacies and the nuances of swallowing semen over dinner, which, you know, it was funny. But yeah, it did go on a long time. But, you know, hey, I guess they wanted to show camaraderie in this. group, especially because a lot of people have been saying how this season, the women just seemed very divided and, you know, I don't know. But ultimately, it felt like they were just teasing out this Austin trip, trying to make it longer than it really needed to be. Yeah, well, they did it. Okay, so here we are.

We're back at the hotel, the Van Zant, the Stephen Van Zant from Sopranos Hotel. And they're still fighting in the middle of the pool, in the middle of the construction zone. And NECA's like, oh, really? You're not friends with Lebe, Lebe, Levy? Or whatever we're calling her, because everybody pronounces this chick's name differently. Have you noticed? Because at the Sipancy, her name was pronounced Leby.

So I would go with Leby, right? But then Candace is saying Lebe, and then some other people are saying Leba. So I don't really know. What's her name? I don't really know. Does she swallow loads? Nobody knows yet, but I'm sure we'll find out in this episode.

So Levy. So Nekka's like, OK, so you're saying Lubby is just your sister's friend, then why were you announcing her at your daughter's Sipin' see? And it's like, don't, don't, don. And Wendy looks like she gets a caught in a lie face. Like, what? What? No, no. And then, I was like, wait a minute. Was she there? I was under the impression from this whole conversation that you didn't really know her? Wendy. And then Wendy's like, humana, humana, humana. She's like, I mean, that's my sister's friend. I mean, I mean, I mean. And Nek is like, but you audit her at your daughter's party. And so then we see Ashley saying, like, it's really baffling, because Wendy's saying that she doesn't know Lebe very well, but then Lebe was got a Jolet.

I'm sorry. I apologize. Is it Jolet or Jolet? But it's traditional, the traditional head wrapping, which apparently is a very significant thing and a very symbolic thing. And it's given to people who are close to the family. So Lebe got it or Lebe. Now it's in my head. Lebe.

Lebe. Lebe. Lebe. So she got it. And so for Wendy to act like, oh, yeah, who is this person? Like, I don't really know her, but she got this very, like, sacred head wrap. So Ashley is sort of like questioning all of this. So Wendy is like, look, my sister was friends with that mate.

So yeah, she was at my daughter's sympathy and she got a hair tie. But if we're being quite honest, so did Giselle. So how about that? And then we see the clip of them putting one of these hair tie jelel things on to Jaselle, which does make kind of a point. But Wendy's giving big lie vibes. And I'm not really sure. And I'm with Ashley here because Ashley's like,

I just don't understand why is she lying? Like exactly. What's the point? What is the lie? Like, what are you trying to get away from here? I'm not really sure, but it's pretty clear that Wendy is fucking lying about it. And then when Wendy reverts to, she goes,

Oh, well, what about you? What about you? Why don't you go back to LA and smoke some more crack or whatever? Were you even at my party? How do you know about my daughter's party? Weren't you still in LA smoking crack or something? So now... Yeah, it was a weird, like, it was like a...

She was like in panic mode. It was like a panic comeback. And that was like the low-hanging fruit that she could go for. It was crack. You smoke crack. But Wendy's just so cringe. I mean, my God. So Wendy goes, so yeah, what were you doing?

What were you in L.A.? smoking crack. Oh, yeah. Then she lifts her arms like in a cheer pose. Like she just, she's like hilarious for saying it. I mean, she's just a corny. It's so rough watching Wendy sometimes. I'm like, cause you know what? Like you want to like Wendy, right? Like, Woody's not a bad person. Like she always seems like such a smart, nice person. It's just this show. She's just not built for this show. We've said it a million times and I just cringe when Wendy does shit like Like, oh, really, you're quacket. Now that.

I know. Like, what are you doing? She is usually really good with, like, a read, I think. And so the fact that she was just like, yeah, we're not reading. I mean, she's terrible at reads. I love you so much, but she is a terrible. What is one good read, Wendy's ever done to end? I don't know.

I feel like she has very often been able to just like come back at people and just do a great job at it. But I think that she's gotten worse over the years. And I think that this is just like, this, like, oh, but you're smoking crack. It just, this is almost like a Karen, Karen Hugar level thing. Like, I mean, Karen Hugar literally did this like two years ago where she was like, well, your vagina was on fire while we were up in Sing Sing or whatever she said. Your hotbox was on fire. Oh, really hotbox?

Oh, maybe your vagina's a hot box. Hot box, sing, sing, sing, oh, really? Because you went to Sing Sing Sing, hot box. So this is sort of like a Karen level. Like, let me pull something out that sounds sort of fun. So Nekka's like, Wendy's saying that I'm doing crack is another deflection. I mean, it's like, just own up to what you did. You and your family tried to attack me, and you're mad that I got a seat at the table.

So then everyone's like, let's not talk about smoking crack. Let's not go there. Drug allegations are bad. La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And everyone's like, that's a reach. Come on, let's not do this, whatever. And the producer's like, do you have a crack receipt? And when he's like, do I have a what?

A crack receipt. She goes, no, but if it quacks like a duck, then guess what? It's crack. Crack, crack it, crack it. Quack it. Yeah. If it quacks like a duck, then guess what? Crack.

Crack it is. Like, no, Wendy, no. It's another terrible way. You know, at some point, I think that some of, sometimes these shows, because listen, Potomac has consistently been one of the, if not the best house. I mean, it's consistently funny. It's consistently good. They're having a bit of a struggle this year, you know? I still like it.

I still laugh out loud. I laugh all the time. I'm to the point where people are way too committed to this shit. It's like, you know it's not working. I feel like at this point, they should send in a producer with a hook and literally just drag Wendy offstage because she's done. Like, you're done. You went for the crack thing. And then now when question about the crack thing, you say that they do crack, you say that they do crack because it rhymes with quack.

Bye. Clear. Clear her. Done. Yeah. Grab a fucking hook and just clear wendy off and just bringing a dolly with somebody else. By the way, your hook miming are very effective. Your hook miming was really good because it really looked like...

This is... On crap is on demand. Some video, by the way, go Patreon. But Ronnie just did the hook motion. But he did it in a way where, like, you compensate it. Like, you made your hook look like it was actually hooked around, like, the weight of a human body. It wasn't like you did like a quick thing. You did it in a way where I was like, I believe there was something.

in your hook. I'm an artist. I felt like I could, I sense the Uda Hagan method at work here. And I want to thank you. Thank you for that. I smelled the hook. It's great. I smelled the hook.

I felt the hook. I tasted the hook. You understood the hook's motivations. I think that Wendy's afraid of her mom and she's gone down this path and she's just scrambling. They keep catching her in like the bullshit of this lie. And now she's totally cornered. just saying just wild things like you smoke crack, but there's nowhere left for her to go.

I think everyone knows it. No one in the cast believes Wendy. So they're all like, okay, like this is, Karen's like, okay, everyone, well, this tension is as thick as concrete right here, and I'm trying to facilitate this group, all of us being able to at least communicate, so I don't need to see two beautiful Nigerian women going at it. It's like that.

That's not what we're here for. We're here to celebrate my triple 20 with no dirty birds. Karen, the big peacemaker. I'm just here to facilitate fences making fences, mending fences and fences and iron fences. And asked, he's like, well, what? And pie. We'll have dinner, and then we're just going to try and keep it light at dinner. And it's like, well, as a group collectively, we're going to move together and move on.

Well, nothing's enough. That's what I say. Now, everybody, me for dinner, while we continue to bash robin for, cheating that Juan did a long time ago. Okay, see you later. Finch on. Yeah, so then they start to dance. They're like, let's go, let's dance.

They're dancing by the pool. And then, um, this whole show, this whole show, I just feel bad for the cast because they're like, okay, let's get up and dance now. No one is dancing. They're at a pool in the middle of a construction zone.

You hear all the fucking machines, and you don't hear any music. You see that there's a DJ, but you don't hear anything, and then we just have a dance break. Yeah, it's a dance break. And there's like, they're almost trying to set up something, but doesn't feel like it's anything. Candace checks in on NECA, and then, like, Wendy is like, I don't know, like, Candice is basically saying, look, I love Wendy, but, like, I feel bad for NECA.

And, like, I'm, I don't, you know, I'm in the middle or whatever. So, but they're dancing. And then they all go. I just want to make sure that, you know, she knows that this girl who's clearly a good thing, going through it with the shrine people is okay. Shrine people. So now they're all going to go get ready for dinner and they're getting dressed. Ashley is doing some horrific dance in the living room.

She's really committed to the TikTok dance thing. I don't know how well her TikToks do, but if this is what it takes to get to get numbers up, well, I guess I'll start dancing. I guess that's my path because my numbers are shitty on TikTok. Well, there you go. Some arm dancing. That's all you need. So Karen is talking to Giselle and Nika.

Nekka. And they're like, they're talking about what, you know, how overwhelming they was. And Nekka's like, I mean, like, crackhead, like that's defamatory. That is incredibly, you know what? Crackhead, that is incredibly defamatory. That's infamatory. That's infamatory.

Right there. And Giselle's like, yeah, she should apologize. And she goes, yeah, well, she's not going to because she's upset about the scenario and her mom. And for her to admit that any conversation like that transpired would admit that her mom consults with a shrine or, like, interacts with the shrine. Like, who can admit that? I mean, I'm open to anything. Like, even if she just said, listen, my mom's crazy, right? Okay.

But like the whole dismissal, I mean, it's just ridiculous. Hit the shrine. She is kind of cracking out in the backseat. I have to, I have to handle it. I don't know if it was being called a crackhead, but now NECA is kind of acting like a crackhead in the backseat. Look, I have to apologize for my mother all the time. And I think of my mother called and told somebody off, which spoiler alert she has, I would just say I'm sorry, like, let's move on. I don't understand all of this.

Yeah. Anyway, you don't need to. I don't think it's, I don't get it. No, that's why I think Wendy's afraid of her mom, because I think if she weren't afraid of her mom, she would just tell her friends like, yeah, sorry, my mom. She gets protective. She heard, like, I just mentioned, oh, yeah, you were on the show. or whatever. She spun it in her own way. She spiraled or whatever. But she's afraid of her mom, I think. And so she is defending her mom and back in the lie. That's true too. So, yeah, so then

the other SUV, Mia's asking Wendy about like how she's feeling and everything. And Wendy's like, you know what? Like, I don't, like, we're not, we're not going to see eye to eye. There's no, there's nothing to salvage. Nothing's going to happen. So that's a standstill. So they arrive that a restaurant called Wax Myrtles. Have you been there, Ronnie? I'm going to ask you if you've been to any of these restaurants. Okay. No, they pretty much keep downtown for this, and that is my living idea of hell.

Really in any city is like going to hang out downtown. No, I'm too old for that. Sorry. Bye. I immediately go into, wow. What have they done to this road? You know? That's what I do when I go downtown.

Remember when we used to just come here and take a... a nice walk. What do you mean? There was a drink for $26. I turned into that guy, so I've just learned to stay away from downtown. The only time I go downtown is when we have shows there and you're in town. That's literally the only time I'm there. Well, I love that restaurant you took me to, but that was not downtown. That was, we ran into a crappins listener there. That was Southwest Parkway. Southwest Parkway. A culinary destination. Carve was so good. Next time we come to Austin, we're going to go there, okay? Just putting it out there. So, anyway, they're at the restaurant. It's dark, so Giselle's reading the menu with the flashlight on her phone. And Mia's like, Grandma, put your light down, as if she's not literally married to someone who's 500 years old. And Giselle is like, well, Jason reads me the menus when we go out to dinner.

And I promise you, he's like, I got you. And I'm like, do they have any fish? Ah, this anecdote is just a way to remind everyone. I am sleeping with a very young and hot man. Nah. I mean, it's like, yeah, I do that for Gordon, too. See, me, stuff in common. Y'all know I'm married to a senior citizen.

So they order a bunch of drinks and stuff, and they start ordering food. And Karen's like, I'm too tired to chew. So I'm just going to have a little bit of whatever you guys have. Who's that mean? Are you going to get baby birded? I'm going to chew for you and spit it into your mouth? Is that the thing on Bravo now, where people put stuff in their mouth and they spit it in other people's mouths.

Southern Charm and Winterhouse. They're trying to make that a thing. So, hey, maybe that'll just be the Potomac thing. Baby Bird, Alicia Silverstone style, feeding your child. I love it. Please regurgitate into my mouth. So Robin's like, you're too tired to chew, so you just want to swallow food? She's like, no, no, no, I'm going to eat.

And then Giselle says, that's what she does with Ray. Ah, she just swallows. Wait, that's right. You don't do that. Ah. And then all of a sudden, Wendy goes, okay, let's take a vote. Who at the table swallows? And now, for the next 35 minutes of airtime, talk of Robin's swallowing giz.

So Robin raises her hand. By the way, the waiter's still at the table. Like, can I just take orders? Can I please? Does anybody want a cassidy? I just want to leave this fucking table. So now they're all cracking up talking about Robin swallowing. And Mia's like, I believe her.

So they start just making jokes about swallowing, basically, you know? And Candace goes, yeah, you know, like, we tend to bond over nasty sexual conversations this group, like swallowing nasty and cheater men's penis juices. I love that. Yeah. And Karen's like, hmm, and you know, giving the headlines, if I were robbing, I wouldn't be swallowing. Girl, you don't know what you're drinking. Which I think it's actually fair.

actually fair. It's a fair point by Aaron. Oh, and so Robbins, like, wait a minute, I'm the only one. My only thought was, you swallow and he still cheats. I mean, what's the point? You're supposed to swallow to keep them from straying. My God, it's not working, okay? He might as well just save your, save the swallow, for Christ's sake. And Nekka, so NACA also swallows, and she's like, Mia, what's your stance? And she's like, no, like, girl, once I got married, like, I have, like, I got married, like, I have,

I stop doing that. Like, I don't swallow. And Giselle says that she has, but she doesn't do it currently. And then Candice is like, will it catch in your mouth? And Wendy says, I catch it. And then I catch it in my mouth. And then it's like, do you spit it out? And Wendy's like, kind of. And then she sort of shows how she spits it out with her tongue and everything. And Karen's like, okay, all right, everyone. Can we just like move off the swallowing snock? I think I'm about to throw up. This is a bit much for me. Thank you very much. I'm already tired. from chewing, don't need to be tired from imagining all the swallowing to. And Candace is like, yeah, well, I'd rather they just pee on me before you do any of that stuff. I'm like, pee on you.

And Wendy's like, yeah, men don't drink water. So what type of pee smell is that going to be? Men don't drink water. Is that a thing? You know, someone said in our comments one time, like, men don't wash their legs. Is that true? I don't think this is true. Oh, I wash my legs.

Oh, are these men? I wash my legs. I wash my legs. Do you drink water? I try to drink water, but I think I've been dehydrated this weekend because I was really, really slow going yesterday, and my stomach's been hurting a little bit. So I feel like that's a sign of dehydration. So I actually think, is it general?

Generally. I just think I don't drink. In general, you're like, actually, like, do you drink water? You're like, actually, I had a little bit of a stomach ache yesterday because I feel that my water. I think men drink water. I think men get a bad rap. Look, this is my water, though. I'm holding up a giant hydro jug.

But men get a bad rap on drinking the water. Why wouldn't men drink water? I try to drink water, but I feel like what happens is that hours will go by, and I realize I've not had water. And I'm currently drinking coffee, which dehydrates you. So that doesn't help. So I know from my experience, I could do better. And I speak as all men. I represent all men.

Okay, well, I still don't want to think about Chris Bassett peeing on campus, but guess what? I'm not going to escape that today. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So, um, they start talking about who's into peeing, and Karen's like, um, please stop. And Ashley's like, come on, do you want to do peeing too? And she's like, why are you smiling like you get peed on every Sunday? Yeah, and then

And then Randy asks Robin if she eats oysters And Rob's like, no! Wendy's like, so you don't eat oysters, but you swallow come And I go see, this is what I'm saying. This is not, this is, should we go back to dancing in the construction side? I think that might be a better bonding experience

than this. This is a bit too much. And it just keeps going. It goes. So, are you swallowing? because you love the man. Like, you feel like it turns them on. Like, is that wine?

And Kurt's like, I'm done, I'm done. And Robin's like, yeah, I just feel like that's part of being intimate with someone. By the way, Andy Cohen is going to dwell on the scene for about 10 minutes at the reunion, just so you know. Hey, Robin, you said that you actually swallow. Okay, since we filmed the scene, does anyone here decide to swallow? No, why not? What does the semen taste like?

Now, earlier this season, we learned that Robin may not know where her man is going, but we all know where he's coming. Let's watch a clip. Waste not, want not. Okay, welcome to part three of the reunion. We spent the past hour talking about Robin swallowing. Okay, let's talk some more about it. So then, I just out of all's like, no, that's only part of your intimacy. not everybody's intimacy.

And NECA says, well, I'm trying to understand how you start, but then you stop. And then Robin's like, yeah, well, you know, you just get up. You're like,

you know what I mean, right? And then Ashley says, what is Ashley? Ashley goes, no, you wait until he falls asleep, and then you go spit it out. Wait until he falls asleep. What?

You're just going to sit there with a man's sperm in your mouth for God knows how 10 minutes. Well, I mean, we are talking Michael Darby. Michael probably falls to sleep half the way through. But still. Yeah, let's be honest. As soon as he lets the poison out, he probably just passes out right on her chest, like

if they do in the movies, you know? But, like, that's a long time. I think for most people, I don't think that there is a 10-second countdown from the moment you climax, the moment you're now, like, fast asleep. That's a long time to hold that in your mouth. And Nekka says, so you let it marinate in your mouth? That's worse. Karen goes, Ashley, that's imprisonment.

Your mouth has been holding hostage to a scum. So now they're talking about licking booty. We're getting every orifice in this conversation. So now Ashley's like, oh, hell no. Ashley's like, oh, hell no. Ashley, who is sitting there holding semen in her mouth for an determined amount of time is like horrified at the idea of licking booty hole. And Karen's like, well, I don't want mine lick. I'm not going near yours.

Okay. So, um, I'm just, yeah, I'm scrolling down. Wendy goes, so how did ass taste? And Mia goes, like, yes. So then Giselle's like, oh, God, now we're going to pretend you don't put balls in your mouth, Karen. And Karen's like, why are you talking to me like that? And then we see a flashback to a train ride two years ago, where Jocel's like, so do you know about tea-packing? Karen's like, that's with balls, right? Mm-hmm. As you move forward in life, as you approach the triple 20,

you have to go up with creative ways, so you can please one another, and there's nothing wrong with that. But I don't know what's happening at this table. But also, it's authentic and candid and sharing, and I'm proud of this group. Great job, Ashley. She suddenly turns into the ambassador to Surrey County again.

and she's like, thank you for installing this playground. The church will have a place to play at beautiful Surrey County. Thank you. I'm proud of everyone here. Not only does Surrey County now have Wi-Fi. Surrey County now swallows loads. By the loads, actually. Loads and loads.

Come to Surrey County for loads of fun. That's both the sound of AOL connecting and Robin. Half swallowing, while she waits to run to the bathroom to spit half of it up. And as we all know, I do have to fire up AOL while Ray and I are having sex because now we try to spice things up

by watching pornography on the internet. Only takes five minutes for each JPEG to load. So they are all now patting themselves in the back for having a scene of joy and bonding. They're like, look, we did it. We filmed a scene without arguing. And NECA's like, by the way, you guys, I just want to say it again. Like, I'm so grateful that you guys called me at like the perfect time because I was really feeling down.

And I've been trying to conceive for the past several months. And, you know, I know, like we haven't been successful. And so I'm just hoping that, like being stressed free, I like to get these babies popping. So I just thank you very much. And thank you for giving me the opportunity to wedge a storyline into this scene. Thank you so much. Now that we've talked about swallowing cum, I'd like to talk about other uses for cum. which is babies, which mean a lot to me.

So Candace is like, how many do you want? She goes, I just want twins, you know, just call it a day. Just be done with it. And Candice does too. She would love that. And Nekka's like, yeah, you know what? And then I'm going to go get my body back. Just take me to the doctor and I'll get my body back.

And so Robin's like, okay, well, why don't we go back to the hotel and then everyone can come back to my room? Everyone's invited. Everyone's invited. So that they hop into the vans and Mia's like, Um, guys, if it smells something, if you smell something, um, I may have tuted, which, uh, they don't appreciate. I also think, like, a Mia fart, well, you know what?

I won't even say what a Mia fart sounds like, because I know it's just going to offend, offend my, my rondal. I know that your least favorite thing is talking about farts. So I'm just going to move forward. Yeah. So then Mia's at the piano, pretend to be Alicia Keys. And they're just like, they're like playing around. By the way, I'm surprised that a hotel.

hotel room had a piano in it just because I can imagine that annoying everyone else. I guess with all the construction noise, a piano really does not, it's bad enough. The piano's not going to add anything else, right? It's already so noisy in there. Yeah, because people can't pass a piano without being like, which is what Mia does. It's human nature. Yeah, it's human nature. There's always at least one person who's going to just go start banging on it. That's just people. Am I right? So now half the ladies go to bed and Candace stays in Robin's room. She's like, oh, I'm going to wear these slippers. Can I wear these?

Who are they? Robbins? Okay, I'm going to wear them. And Robin's like, oh, I'm literally just a few weeks ago. Candice chose to bash me online. And now she's in my room wearing my slippers and acting like, no thing's wrong. I'm just confused to shit. Oh, God, poor victim Robin, who never did anything to anybody.

So then they all start talking about how, like, after hours late at night is when they all let it out and they have the most fun. And it's going to be like the let it out delegation or let out delegation. And they're just sort of like joking about that. And there's talking about swallowing again. And basically Candace is like, now that Candace is wearing Robin slippers, she is, I guess maybe, like bringing some truth about like you sometimes you just got to walk in someone else's shoes to understand them because now she's like you know what robin i think we should talk tomorrow we should really talk robin's like okay sure fun and candace is like you know robin has always been like a big sister

to me and being in this space where we're able to have fun and i can wear her her slippers it definitely reminds me of where we used to be so bitch we need to have a talk So then the next day, everybody's doing their calling home thing. And NECA is telling Ike how Wendy called her a crackhead, and he just cracks up. He's like, everyone knows you're not a crackhead, honey. Don't worry about it. And then Giselle goes into Ashley's room where there's a big old breakfast spread. And she's like, well, Ashley says something like, you know me.

I love a little French toast. Now she's like, yeah, and you love fat ass too. She says, well, I don't have that these days. He's a model. He's a model, okay. But he makes it up for, makes up for it in other areas. Yes, we've heard. I heard multiple times. Robin, nah, I straight up did not want to leave you last night.

I was not being a good bestie. I left you in the room with people that have been trashing you. I'm sorry. She's like, yeah, trashing me. Candace for sure has been trashing me and incessantly left and right. Oh, ha. Well, Robin, you know, she called you a fraud, okay, which was her trashing. And you did completely hide everything going on with one until it was over.

And then you tried to charge people $5 on Patreon to go find everything out. So after putting Candace's marriage through the ringer the entire season. So I'm not saying that because I think that people forgot. But this is Housewives audience level stuff where I forget. You forget the next season. And when someone comes back acting like the victim about every little thing, it's like, why are they being so mean to Robin when she was the one he was possibly cheated on? Because she's mean to everyone else and drags their shit through. So she can't cry now.

That's what I say. And also when they asked her like point blank last season, she actually like everything was fine that there were no issues. So Robin's saying like, yeah, she's like, Candace literally said that I plotted on her husband and, you know, calling me a fraud and saying whatever was going on with one. and like it was a cover-up so we can't, so we can talk about Chris. And Giselle's like, like, I'm like, I don't know how you let her into your room. That's funny to me. I can't believe you would do that. I'm not telling you how to think, ah, but you should be mad at her.

So now everyone shows up. They come into this room, because by the way, there are, like, easels set up for some painting and stuff. And we find out that Ashley has set up an activity wherein they will be painting their vagina. or an interpretation of their vaginas. Now that we've talked about swallowing loads and then robin swallowing more loads and booty hole licking, let's draw our badge.

So they all get together to do that and Candace says, if we're going to be honest about these paintings, it should be some busted coochies because they've been out here in these streets doing concubine foolishness and you should be painting roast beef. Rose beef. Wow.

Wow. Okay, so now they are talking about, let's see, so Karen's like, listen, you know, Robin, we're all trying to be close here, but, you know, you only speak to one pocket of the friendship circle, Robin, and she's like, yeah, that's true, and in doing so, you divide the group, so Robin, I'm asking you directly, how are you doing with one possibly, this is all in parentheses, with one most likely cheating on you with someone who looks exactly like me, undue parentheses, nod, swallow, and, Mm-hmm. Well, first of all, what I've experienced personally is not dividing the group. I speak to the people who actually reach out to me and say, I'm sorry you're going through this. Are you okay?

And Candace, of course, is like, so then when I reached out to you, you ignored me, and we see her text that says, like, you know, despite whatever else aside, aside from me calling you a fraud, I'm so sorry this is happening to you and this is happening to your family. So Robin's like, are you serious? After all, you've trashed me on social media incessantly? Or should I say, left and right? Really?

Do you know what I've gone through? I've gone through torture. So have I? She said, get my expenditure. And Karen's like, well, Robin, Robin, Robin, you've been hiding your truth. And she's like, if I didn't even tell my own mom what happened, why the hell would I talk about it in front of any of you all? You need to be accountable, Robin. She said, you want to beat me up?

Go ahead. Kill me. Murder me. And then she stands up in this weird dress she's wearing and starts turning in circles. And the dress is, of course, being eaten by her butt. And it's just this, like, big, huge, awkward thing where she's trying to, like, scream with everybody about what a victim she is. And literally nobody cares. And so Karen's like, you know what? She needs to hold herself accountable. You lied for an entire year, but you asked us to be accountable. And you know what this outfit reminds me of? Those women in a polygamy camp. And they'll stand up for their man. Only thing Robin's missing was her bonnet. So she just, she literally puts on a prop bonnet. Okay. Yes. Starts doing Robin. Juan is a good man. You just don't know one.

Ask me anything about one. And she says, girl, the whole world knows about one. Now sit your eyes down and get a bonnet. Can we stop all this? Because this is a very personal experience that I'm charging $5 on Patreon for you to experience. so can we just stop? It's so personal. Well, but you drank us into us.

Drink drug, drug us into it. No, I did not. That's, that's your, you're trying to make me a villain for it. That's you doing that. And Karen's like, well, the moment you put a price tag of $5.99, which is very close to $5.9, which is my current age, on it and sold it to the world. You drug us into it. I'm sorry, Ben, but I'm not saying $5.9 anymore.

Now I'm saying it was very close to triple 20. Triple 20. Minutes one. Well, I'm currently a five, nine, but I'm approaching triple 20. So she's basically, so then Rob was like, but what does that have to do with you? And Mia's like, well, just my cat. And Gisela goes, it only costs $5. I wish we had, I love 99 cents though.

So what, why does it make it their business because she charged money for it on Patreon? That doesn't make any sense. But it is a very Karen argument. And then just all being like, $5 is nothing, you know. So then Robb- The implication is- Maybe, I'm sorry, maybe the implication is like, it becomes our business when like,

you're not honest with us on the TV show that you're supposed to be working for, but you'll say it all on your own personal Patreon. And like, we have a job to do and you're not making, you're not making it so that way we can do our job. That's why it's our business. So Robin's like, well, I'm trying to talk. Robin, you've been given every opportunity to talk and you just keep lying over and over.

And do I blame you? Not really. I mean, if you're going to stay with one, what else you're going to do? You know? I mean, at this point, she's basically just saying, he cheated on me, and I don't fucking care. Can we just get over it? Yeah. But she can't say that for whatever reason.

So she just keeps yelling about being attacked, you know? Yeah. So then Wendy's like, listen, you know, we never saw Giselle going up to her, or we never saw you going up to anybody, your home girl, Giselle or whatever, saying, you know what, I've really been stressed because this is going on. And Robin's like, okay, listen, this is what happened. I'll address it. This girl DM'd me. And I wasn't really looking at my messages. And she also messaged Giselle. And just because y'all didn't see or hear our discussions, uh, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Uh, bullshit. No, no, uh, not bullshit. I have a question, says Candice.

You said there was a DM exchange and you didn't read it. I didn't. But there's no party of you that wants to know what they were saying to each other that was potentially inappropriate. So Robin said that she did not read Juan's DMs. But also, by the way, what was this thing that just sort of was entered into the conversation and then moved on from very quickly a girl DMed Jaze? What was that about? Am I crazy? Did something happen there?

Like, what? Huh? Someone. One of Robin's mistresses, I guess. So she was messaging Robin, but then she ended up messaging Giselle after. Because there was the hotel lady, right? And then there was the hotel ladies. Is that the Canada lady? There was a hotel lady, and then

there's the lady that Juan worked with. So I'm guessing that they're talking about the hotel lady? I have no idea. I'm confused. Because they wouldn't talk about the laundry lady, because that's Brie, who Juan works with, who he he's not denying hanging out with. He's, like, voice friends. Right. Well, the reason why Robin did not read the DMs that Juan had with the hotel lady

is because Juan just, like, no longer had the messages. Like, he cleans out his phone like crazy. Like, he deletes everything. Like, okay, so, like, he didn't have the messages with her. And they're all like, Robin, how many signs do you need? He cheated on you. But I think it's really what you said, which is, like, she knows. And she has come to peace with it.

or whatever has been resolved, and she doesn't want to dwell on it anymore. Yeah, Wondromate. Like, they have this, they have this, the relationship is speculated to be just friends who stay together for the kids or whatever or for the show, and that he is outdating whoever the hell he wants,

and he doesn't really wanna do this big fake TV show thing anymore. But she's looking like an ass, and at this point she's caught and doesn't know what to say, you know? So who knows what's true? I can tell you this. I'm shocked that Robin even has the plum storyline of getting cheated on, and she's still exploring, because wow, wow. The swallowing loads was more interesting than this scene with Robin.

Like, geez. Robin, you have to take some lessons from Ariana, like, parlay it into a magazine cover, get an Uber Eats ad out of it, go on dance with the stars. You're really messing this one up, okay? So she's like, yeah, no, he deletes it, because that's what he does. Like, literally he doesn't even store people's phone numbers. He'll just have like coaches reach out and he'll be like, I don't know who this is because he's weird. Okay.

That's what it is. Okay. I'm like, uh, this is a terrible excuse for being. I understand you want to offend your man. Okay, that's fine. But just you gotta do better than this. This is big. Please.

You put everyone else on defense. It also just makes him really bad at his job and everything else in life. If you don't even have, if you're like too lazy to put people's names in your phone. Like when you don't, you're, you're, you're. You can't even know when someone professional is calling you. That's, I don't know what point you're trying to make, but it's really not helping anything. Now he just looks like a lazy cheater. Yeah.

Maybe he's just relying on Siri saying things like, you know, you know, when a phone number call, it's like, maybe this is Roberta Flack or something. I don't know why I chose Roberta Flack, but like it's, you know how like Siri always suggests people. So maybe he just relies on that. That's the only, only way around I can imagine it. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Okay, so Ashley's like, okay, I guess we're not going to paint our vaginas. Because they've fought with Robin the whole morning.

So now they're going to split up to do two activities. Some are going to a distillery and some are going to a cowboy boot shop. And so they're picking names out of a hat and Karen and Robin get stuck in the same trip. So Robin switches her name, which, you know, it's against the rules. You know, so it's cheap. So then montage of everybody getting ready in their bathroom mirrors, whatever. And Karen calls her event planner about her meeting with the Pave organization on Zoom for years. So basically she talks about her charity, which is kind of rare.

I was thinking the other day how these used to always be about charities, remember? Right. Yeah. Especially because I think the show, it's like DNA was actually supposed to be a show about, It was not a real housewife show. It was about like manners. It was about charities. I think it was about the Jack and Jill society, something like that.

So, you know, there was a lot of charity back in the day. Same with Dallas, you know, and they moved away from it. So, yeah, they brought, I mean, just Karen's charity has come back. And so it looks like we're going to have an event in a future episode pertaining to that. And everyone's getting dressed, ready to go out. And now boot shopping people. Bootshoping people are at the boot place. And Ashley's like, so Robin, are you okay today?

And she's like, it's just nonsense. People act like I didn't, I did something to them like, no, if someone comes in with private information, you keep it private. Which, again, I think everyone would respect that, but Robin was just like coming at Karen hard last season about like Karen not being forthcoming about information. So I think that's why people get, are annoyed at Robin, if I remember correctly, was that just felt like a bit hypocritical that she would be. pressing Karen for information about a guy in Vegas, blue eyes in Vegas, when Robin is sitting

on a scandal of her own. So then in the other car on the way to the distillery, Candace and Robin, or Candice and Karen are talking about Robin. And she's like, maybe I don't agree with Robin, but I will tell you this. She loves that man. And I respect her for that. I respect her. And so they're like, so that situation is just complicated, right? And Wendy's like, yeah, I mean, I don't care. Like, you want to be with him and he cheats on you. If he goes to Canada, he goes to Nigeria, I really do not care. And Carol's like, okay, and windmill. So then we go boot shopping, and the other people go to the

distillery, and it's just, I don't know, it's fun and fun and games time. It's fun and games. The people at the distillery have a really hard time accepting that they're merely out of distillery. They keep trying to order wine and beer, and they're like, no, ma'am, this is a distillery. We only have, we only have whiskey. So they finally get their drinks and everything. And then NECA decides, she's like, here comes more of my storyline. So she talks about how she was, she did her wedding planning all from L.A. And she only came to the DMV, like 10, but DMV meaning Delaware, Maryland, Virginia area, like 10 days before the wedding or something.

And then the wedding was a disaster. She didn't like the decor. She didn't like the dresses. She didn't like anything. And so basically she, she does, she's going to be doing a traditional Nigerian wedding and that's going to be kind of like the do-over, the do-over thing. Basically, she moved here for this show and now that she's on this show, she's going to do a

wedding because that's what she's doing this wife. I'm like, are they setting up a series, season finale? Or are they setting up, it feels like they're clearly setting up a big episode. So then, um, let's see. So NECA's talking about when they first got married, you know, basically they want to do a traditional a wedding. And Robin's like, well, I'm really glad you're here. And hopefully, you know, we don't scare you. And she's like, no, I like you guys. And Robin's like, yeah, but even with how they were talking to me today, like, you know, normally, like, that's not how you would talk to a friend.

Can the woman talk about her wedding, Robin? Okay? For some of you who is sick of talking about it, you sure bringing it up a lot. Yeah, she really does. But Nekka's good about bringing it back to herself because she's like, I don't know why there was such a heated issue. I mean, you know, I feel like you've been very transparent with me, and I'm just meeting you the past couple of weeks, and you've been an open book, much like the guest registry I had at my terrible wedding. And furthermore, about that wedding, and I'm looking forward to, anyway, so they keep accusing me of standing up for one. And Chazel's like, I feel like they made it about them, just like how you just made it about you, Robin, while Nekka was talking about her wedding,

and that for me is, like, disgusting, except when they do it, uh, not when you do it. So the other group is at a picnic table doing whiskey tasting, and this crow comes and sits on the fence. And Wendy's like, uh-oh, not birds. You know what, you know I have a history with birds. And then we get a clip of her wacky scene with Tchalla flying around and her screaming. It's like Whitney's most iconic scream was, or scene was being afraid of a bird. So we hear a bird call and Mia goes, that's not your mama, is it? That was legitimately funny.

And what you think? Don't do that. Don't do that. That made up for the rest of the episode. Wendy is not amused by that. She's like, okay, let's leave the moms out of it. Let's leave the mom's out. She goes, well, just kidding. Okay, well, can we clear that up, by the way?

Like, do you think that your mom sent, like, names at the shrine? And Wendy's like, I don't need to defend this because I never thought I should. But when you guys are saying shrine, I just want to say, I just want to say, you're saying it in a way, which leads up to the imagination. And like, for what it is, Catholics have shrines too. And our saints have different shrines. And it's not something negative because we do, because we do that.

We have Catholic shrines. Ronnie, can you tell me as a Jewish, I'm a Jewish person. Could you please represent all, all Catholics and tell me, are there shrines in? Well, I'm not Catholic, but, you know, I went to Catholic school. No, I'm Episcop. Oh, you went to Catholic school. Yes, for a minute. But you don't submit people's names to shrines.

I don't know what Wendy's talking about. It's not really the same thing. No one's mom is going to call you and be like, guess what? I went to the Catholic Church today and submitted your name to a shrine, you fucking clout chaser. Wendy isn't really trying too hard with this. And she's like, you know, and especially because I was raised by a single mom and blah, blah, blah. She goes on this whole thing. tears come out. Yes, my mother was a single mother. And, you know, I get, I get it. But if she's still

calling and threatening people and calling them clout chaser's and talking, I mean, it doesn't really have anything to do with being a single mom or religious or this and that. Now, she is saying, you know, this is shrouded in people saying like, oh, witchcraft in Nigerians and Africans. And that's really not cool because when you grow up and you're misunderstood, because you're Nigerian, you know, and then you hear the stereotypes coming back at you, which, okay, okay, okay, I get it. But she's really leaning hard into this, but I was raised by a woman of Christ. But so what? So then you're saying that people who weren't, aren't good? I mean, so what? What's wrong with the other people who do have shrines or who do have whatever? Like,

are they not as good because they're Catholic? Just stay away from this discussion. You know what I mean? Just leave it alone. Don't lean into being more religious than some other religion. To me, it's all bonkers, personally. But just leave it alone. So I did a search for Catholic shrines, and a Wikipedia page came up. It said, National Shrine. A National Shrine is a Catholic Church, where other sacred place, which has met certain requirements and is given this honor by the National Episcopal Conference to recognize the church's special cultural, historical, and religious significance. And there's a picture up on. on the Wikipedia page of an example of a national shrine. And the picture says, the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary, located in Baltimore, Maryland. So there is an actual national shrine that's Catholic that's in Baltimore.

So there could actually be some crossed wires here. There actually could be some, like, it is possible that, like Wendy's mom said, I'm going to go to the National Shrine and like pray for you or something like that. And it comes out sounding much worse and malevolent than it is. I don't know for sure. But apparently national shrines are like a whole thing. But Wendy's mother was saying, allegedly, yeah, but you don't submit people's name to a shrine in a negative way.

Like if people died, you'll go to, you'll go pray for people that are dead and light a candle or whatever. I mean, you know what I mean? You don't threaten people. like, I'm threatening you. I've submitted your name to a shrine. You know, you're in trouble. And also, Wendy's mother was accused of saying, you know, and ask around about me. You don't know what happened. You ask. You what happened. I mean, this is like, your mother is, yeah, your mother is, she's made, Wendy always twists it to make herself a victim or to make it like, oh my God, now you're talking about a single mother. She's not talking about the main point being made, which is your mother's,

calling up and threatening people. That's it. Don't bring all this other wah, wah, wah shit into it. Your mother is calling the threatening people. So if she's not, say that absolutely never happened and everyone's a goddamn liar. But to turn it all into this is so Wendy. But this is also like Wendy's way of saying, I think in some way of saying like, this is why you're not going to get any sort of response out of me because my mom was a single mom and raised us and I know everything to her and I'm never going to go against her. So, and then Karen's like, well, that is your mom and you only.

get one. And then they cut to the crow, like, turning around to look the other way. Like, it's almost like the crow saying, thank you. My work here is done. So now we go over to the boot ladies. And they, actually, everyone meets up for lunch. So they're at a restaurant. Everyone's like, how's it going? And Nekka's like, they say, oh, we learned about Nekka's wedding. She's like, okay, everyone, so here's what happened. My wedding at the Watergate was a disaster. Bad hotel. Turns out it's a really bad hotel. But I'm okay. I'm looking forward to my traditional wedding in Nigeria, and I'm going to do that. And it's important for me to do it on my father's land, so I'm going to get married at my compound in the village, like it's traditionally done. And, you know,

my husband's a title man, so he feels really compelled to do it, too. And like, well, what is being titled means? And she basically says, like, it's a special title you get, but nowadays, you can actually buy it, sort of like, you know, a blue check on Twitter. You can just buy it, you know. This is weird, though. So she goes, okay, it's like being a chief in a sense. It's a very special title. But, you know, I mean, some people do pay for it. And then it just cuts to Wendy, like not looking at her, like being kind of pissy. But what's the insinuation here? Is she insinuating that someone in Wendy's family paid for it?

I don't think she's insinuating anything. I don't think that in NECA's family it's been paid for it. I actually don't think that she's insinuating anything. I think she's just sort of saying, like, yeah, you know, people can buy it, but he has it. And I think they cut to Wendy just to show that, you know, Wendy's annoyed that NECA, is, you know, I think they're advancing the narrative, the suggestion that Wendy wants to be the only Nigerian on the show. And Nekka is now explaining some of her culture and Wendy seems annoyed. That's how I interpreted that moment. Okay. But either way, so, but she does, like, invoke Twitter and the blue check. And so then Robin's like, so, oh, yeah. So, like, how, like, Karen, you and Mia bought your blue check on Twitter? And Karen's like, wait a minute. I did not buy my blue check.

What are you talking about? No, you and me are the only two that still have the blue check. Well, maybe they like me. Maybe they don't like you. You know, Elon Musk is a huge fan of the real house, was a Potomac, and it's possible that he's a real Karen head. He really goes down a K-hole, as the kids are saying. And, uh, Karen, there's only one way you can have that.

She'll know, I'll prove it to you. I will approve it to you right now. And she whips out her cricket and she's like, look at this. Read this and weep. You are a member of Twitter verified because you are subscribed to Twitter Blue. There. And they're like, yeah, you pay for it. I do not.

It's for free. Because I'm Karen. And they're like, they click on the payment button. And she's like, oh, it's on my Apple pay. Hmm? I'm innocent. I'm innocent. And Jazeel's like, you did that, Karen.

No. I did not do that. not. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. Matt did it. He said that I had the celebrity discount. So she's like, they just keep showing her more and more how much she actually paid for it. Like, they're like, look, we're in your billing history. We're in your Apple Pay now. She's like, Apple Pay didn't I? Where wasn't me? It was Apple Pay? I'm going to call up Apple Pay. We're going to have a conversation. I'm going to call Apple Pay. George Tim Cook is waiting for you.

So now Ashley announces that they will be going to chicken shit. Bing. And they're like, what? What's that? And she's like, it's an Austin tradition. So they're going to go play some chicken ship bingo. Have you been to it? No. I may as well, I could live anywhere. I may as well live on the moon for all I see.

As long as it has a home goods. Here's what I see. Home goods. That's it. Okay. I'm just going to ask you about every Austin element of this episode. But we've seen, we've seen chicken ship bingo on one of these shows. I forget which one it is.

But it's basically where they put numbers down. And wherever the chicken poops, that's the number that they call. Oh, you're right. I was trying to put it. Because I wasn't sure if this was going to be like a literal pooping chicken or if it was going to be just called chicken shit bingo, but it's like drag queen vingo or something where it's just like a really afraid of people. It's just really terrified people who are afraid of public speaking. Just being like, oh, toastmasters. Oh, don't hit me.

Be 11. I would love that. That would be my favorite bingo of all time, timid bingo. Guys, I'm sorry to interrupts. Just people who are afraid of things. You can cross the street now, dear. No, I won't cross the road. I'm terrified. What if I died? C? No. 10, 5, and 14. And 14. I think I've got bingo. I'm so sorry. I have to verify that. Okay, hold on. Okay, let me look. I'm so sorry. You got it wrong. I'm so sorry.

So Karen's like, well, I can't be around chickens. You know that. And then we see a quip of last year where Karen decided chickens are dirty birds, dirty birds. You know what I've read about chicken? They pay for checkbox. And then throwing away all the chicken from her refrigerator. So she's like, you know, listen, Ashley, I don't know where she finds this stuff, you know, but she's getting very creative in that divorce.

Vaginos, chicken shit bingo. I'm just trying to be there for the girl, but this is bit much. Well, it's a bit much. It's not chicken, Karen. You just have to let the chicken do the bingo, Karen. Well, as long as there's no live chickens, that we're good. Well, but there will be live chickens, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. So, uh, they are going to go change in everything.

And, um, Mia's like, by the way, Ashley, are you still getting a divorce, right? Like, should we be celebrating that on this trip? Like, what's going on? Like, uh, any, any papers being signed yet? And she's like, no, I'm still working on it. There's like, so logistic to fill in, like, what custody should look like, things like that. And so they basically are asking her about her custody. And she's talking about like the plans, like weekends, weekdays, stuff like that.

And Ashley's just saying how she just can't imagine going a whole week without seeing her children. And Mia's like, well, speaking of Michael, what's going on with a lawsuit? And, um, dun, dun, don't, don't. Canvess is like, um, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Mia's like, I've got a job to do. I'm trying to get things going here. What's going on with Pesney?

Yeah, it's a, it's an uphill battle. It's definitely an uphill battle. So Candace is not going to talk about it. She's like, I will not talk about this. And she's like, Robin's like, excuse me. She goes, let's not be dense, Robin. She goes, dance. And she's like, Robin, you're not dumb.

She's, I'm not being dumb. And she's like, this is a legal matter, Robin, which I think you kind of went against that when you spoke about your husband's legal matter. And we see the clip of the reunion with Robin being like, I mean, it is a legal matter, but one is not guilty. So then they come back and Candace is like, yeah, I'm not making the same mistake you did, insinuating that one actually, you know, got in trouble because of what Robin was saying on the reunion. And so then Robin's like, no, his, like,

legal matter has nothing to do with this. And Wendy goes, wait, so you're saying that a Title IX violation has nothing to do with why a university employee was fired? Which she never said. But it's a Wendy, you know, is how Wendy hears things. It was not smart of Robin to say as much as she did on the reunion. But that being said, she didn't really say much. Like, you know, like the best practice is if there's a lawsuit, you just keep your mouth,

you know, you just shut up. But that being sad, she didn't really say that. that much. I can't imagine that Wong's case is hanging in the balance and that Robin, whatever Robin said at the reunion was the thing that like tipped it, tipped it over. Like, I think it's okay. But basically, Robin's denied. She's saying like, no, it's a lie. I like, by the way, Robin, but now Robin's talking more about the case and she's saying, it's a lie. The state of Maryland is representing Juan. And you know why? Because they all know that this is bullshit. It's a bullshit case. Is that true? The state of Maryland representing Juan?

on this matter. Well, they're all being sued together, so it would make sense. Right? I don't know. Like, why would they put him on his own? Is this what I just- Is this school of state school? Coppin State.

So, um, let me just states in the title, not being a smart ass. I was just reading the name of the school. So, um, Baltimore, Baltimore judge has dismissed the lawsuit against Coppin State University and its former men's head basketball coach Juan Dixon. ball coach Juan Dixon. The suit was issued by a former player, alleging an assistant coach blackmailed and sexually assaulted him. He also claimed a school wrongfully acted in retaliation. The Baltimore banner reported the Monday ruling that Judge Melissa Copeland would allow an amendment to the complaint stating we are very much at the beginning of the case. We're pleased with the, oh, this is the lawyer,

We are pleased with the decision to dismiss all claims against Coppin State University, the University System of Maryland, the State of Maryland, Derek Carter, Director of Athletics, and Juan Dixon. So there you go. So there you go. It's a public, is a public historically black university in Baltimore, Maryland. That's part of the university system of Maryland. So it is a public school.

So, I mean, I'm not a lawyer. I don't understand these things. But when Robin says, oh, the state of Maryland is defending Juan because they believe in him, I'm like, but if the state of Maryland, it's the state of Maryland school. So if they're defending themselves, they're inherently going to defend one, I guess. I would assume. But you know, I'm not a lawyer. I shouldn't, I shouldn't weigh in on these things.

You know, I've got better things. I've got better things that I don't know about to weigh in on instead. So, um, they all head back to the hotel for some chicken shit bingo. Well, basically, they're giving her, they keep saying title nine to Robin. And she's like, no, I mean, um, title nine, this had nothing to do it. title nine. So she's like, yeah, this was, he didn't do any of this stuff. He's innocent. And then later he was, charges were dropped against him. So now they go change for a chicken shit bingo. And Jazeel's like, you know, so what can we talk about and what can't we talk about?

Because, you know, Robin asked a question about a lawsuit and suddenly we can't talk about it. And Candace is like, listen, I'm going to give her a moment to be in her feelings. And I'm just going to stay over here, you know, being moisturized. Yeah. So, speaking about chicken shit bingo, Giselle's by the pool talking to Jason on the phone, and she's like, a bird, uh, pooped in the pool, uh, and I'm just

floating on top of the water, ah, and Jason's like, did you scoop it out? Was it recruited for bingo? And she goes, hell no, Jason and I jumped out of the pool. I was disgusted, ah. And he's like, like, Austin won, Giselle's zero. So, uh, anyway,

um, let's see, so me as these, episode. Yeah, we're over an hour. Welcome to watch what crap is. So Mia's like, my hour out of this. So Mia sees Candace and Robin sitting next to each other and she's like, so do you feel different from breakfast? Because maybe there could be a conversation with you guys. And Robin's like, no, I'm not interested. You know, like the way that she's bringing up one being fire. I mean, this just doesn't feel good to me. And then Candace is like, Robin, listen, I'm just saying it's not smart to speak about any legal situation. And I don't think that it helped that you spoke about it.

And okay, you say that he's innocent, that's fine. And Robin's like, oh, this is the worst part of everything we've been going through is you guys. And what? Now you're saying total non-violations. And she just finally, they finally get her. And she just starts breaking down. And she's like, you're not going to turn me into a villain. that I didn't do shit to none of you all.

So to be continued, will Robin be able to stop crying before they get to chicken shit bingo? I have to think about that all week long. Oh, my God. Well, that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Potomac. Thanks, everyone, for being here

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