Watch What Crappens - #2254 Southern Hospitality, Part 2: Shots, Fired

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

It’s part 2 of our Southern Hospitality (S02E01) recap. Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD.  Watch out!  Also, Maddie’s got a shovel!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that we always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So we go back into the meeting room, green room area, and Leah, who's just doing way too much

for her first episode, just keeps pointing at the sage stain on the table over and over, like, I mean, sage, can you believe it? There was sage there. So, and love is like, yeah, well, this is stressing me out. So I have friends that I need to go say hi to, so you can deal with it. And Leah's like, yeah, well, this is stressing me out. So I have friends that I need to go say hi to so you can deal with it. And he's like, yeah, well, guess what?

I got a sage stain on the table. I need to chop some balls off over. I am Fya, we y'all's taking care of business. Here I come, Leah C. Oh. Just make sure the A-list stars at the front don't see the sage stain in the blue room because that would be a disaster

We would never would want Olivia Flowers to be grossed out by this place So then we see Bradley he's hugging Olivia and and some others and he's like sitting with them He's like sitting in the booth with them and love is like um are you working or are you having fun right now? And he's like both both maybe? She's like, no, no, you were a VIP team, which means you cannot be tending to the guests right now. You have to go do something else. It's very poorly constructed, opening the plot. It's hilarious.

It's like, what, you're having fun when you're supposed to be parting with the guests. Okay, I'm going gonna work on it. Ask Leah, CEO for some lines for me. So then Mia is with her guests and she said, guys, I want to drink with you and like party with you, but I'm not allowed to anymore because someone just got fired for drinking and she's a single mom. So I mean, listen, I met with public for good vibes and guess what this is it?

It's so not good vibes. That's what it is. Yeah, sorry, everyone. I have public for good vibes and guess what this is said. It's so not good vibes, that's what it is. Yeah, sorry everyone, I have to mind my peas and chews. You know the guests are like, I don't care, you're not a friend. We're not trying to trick you. Yeah, they're like, what? Right, I know like all the guests are gonna be sad

that the employees aren't drinking on their hundred dollar champagne. I'm like, I literally spent this money for you to serve me, not to drink what you're serving me. So, they're all talking about how stressful it is not to drink and grace the way. He's like, yeah, it's like when your parents went out of town and you throw a party and then all this said, like, they're carcans at the driveway, That's hot full-side. Why do I feel like that happened a lot to Grace Lilly?

Because no her parents were like, hey, we're just going out to dinner. We're going out of town! No Grace, they just went in town. So then Lucia, who is fired, comes back to the club, which is like, why would you ever? So except on these shows, of course, like this is where Kristen came back to sir like a million times after she was fired So here she is to pull in the Kristen Dodie thing and a mehugs were and everything and then TJ is like, oh good There's something for me to be for me to be personality about look Let's see us here. Can you believe it? She came back here. Who wants to be judging with me? Anyone? Just me? Yeah. Here's like, I'm not sure I would be a comeback to the scene of the crime, but I mean, the

soon guys. And Chris goes, oh my god, Lucie is here. She got fired for drinking on the job. Go on national security. Dinner. Dackler. So Lucie and Emmy talk and Lucie is like, dinner, Dackler. So Lucian, Emmy talk, and Luci is like, I have to talk to Leva. Like, I do not want to talk to Leva. Like, this is about to be like the hottest summer ever. So like, I do have to talk to her. You never know what's gonna happen this summer. We're probably like, it's gonna be huge.

They're saying they're lowering the prices at top golf. So they're gonna have bigger people than ever before, and they're all gonna come here afterwards. So I mean, it's like, I would be crawling out of my skin right now if I was you and I was about to talk to a level. Oh my God, she's such a big, important CEO. How could you even be doing this right now, Lucía?

So then, Lias, then Lias walking around being the CEO. Still really angry about the CEO. Yeah, she is. Yeah, she's like checking all the tables. Like is there smudged in here? The better not be, because that's disgusting as for deviance. And so Leva is back watching her video screens, and she is who is behind that bar.

And Leah comes into the office and she's like, starred in a rap, but hold on. I, and she starts doing this pointing, like, you know how people point, and then they're like telling you off with their finger, she does that when she talks. She's like, um, I just did a lap, and Lucia is here point.

And Leva's like, oh, and so Lucia's there at the bar, and she just keeps on saying, she just wants to talk to Leva. She just wants to talk to Leva. She just wants to talk to Leva. So Leva's like, I don't know what she thinks we can do for her, aside from rehire her because we have all the power. But like in my mind, there's just nothing left to talk about. And so Lucy is talking to TJ.

And he's like, I guess if I were you, like I would send her a text in the morning after you vacuumed. And she's like, I haven't received any communication from Le um, I guess if I were you, like I would send her a text in the morning, after you vacuumed, and she's like, um, I haven't received any communication from love, I guess, okay, but then send her a text or an email after you loob up your dice in and make sure that it's in working order. And she's like, um, I've been sending emails to talk about my termination, nothing.

Oh. Wow. It's your basically, like like landing California right now, faulted. Very faulted. I'm not really sure what you want me to say, but I'll just give you this second stat. Celia's like, okay, well guess what?

We've received a couple of emails from her. It seems like she's unable to understand her termination and it's not negotiable, which is a phrase I learned in boss school, which I am. CEO. And love us says, well, if we brought her back like a what kind of example was up here to the rest of the staff. I'm just like, yeah, right, it would be chaos.

It wouldn't be right. I mean, the panther addresses now, you know, clouds are, clouds are rainbows. I mean, what are you gonna do? Topsy turvy upside down. We can't handle this. We are not gonna do that. And as for the rest of the employee morale, we have to nip it in the bud.

We are gonna nip this in the point circle bud. And I was like, yeah. I'm really bettercated with this Leo CEO. They was like, you drank and you're a cod. And guess what? There's a new sheriff in town and she knows a thing or two about Shroom Cocktail. So, love is like, yeah, she's like, it's against the rules.

Love is like, it's against the rules. Yeah, it's against the rules. It is against the rules. They're being mud. And bat bat, right now in the back. So then Maddie's outside listening at the office door and Grace silly comes over and say, how is going on? I mean, shh, I'm listening at the door. I'm gonna listen at the door. Maddie's like she's talking shit. She's like, who she? Sleuth is office,. So meanwhile Leah is still in their shoulder pads.

She's like, there's a bad decision. There was a bad decision that was made. And unfortunately, there's consequences. And we caught it. Some would say we nipped it. And if it were a flower, it had a bud. And guess what? That bud has been nipped.

Some would say nipped in the bud. And she's gone. She's gone. So then Mia comes up to Lucia in the club and she's like, oh my God, finally, I had a chance to stop away from all that not drinking I'm doing. So what's going on with you girl? And she's like, oh, you know, just checking on the state of the state. She's yeah, well, you know me, I respect big balls. She's like, you

think I have big balls right now. She's like, yeah, you're coming to talk to never. And let me tell you, she may not be out here, but she is in the building right now she's like yeah you're coming to talk to never and let me tell you she may not be out here but she is in the building right now. I just big news the boss of this place is in the place so you know you picked a good night to come here. She's like sitting out there singing her on the video screen but like refusing to come out to like confront it you know she's just hiding in her office. Like, whoo! Maybe the office was the thing that's new

because let me say something was new. And maybe because I think actually the office formally was not on the premises. The cameras are new. The cameras are definitely new. I think the office used to be like in a different building you have to go up a staircase or something. So yeah.

She had that place down the street that she rented last year. Yeah, I remember that part. Yeah. She's yeah, she had that place down the street that she rented last year. Yeah, I remember that part. Yeah, she's like, I rented a place because like I need an all fast. So Leva said telling Leah, you know, I just, I would like an apology. Like how about sorry, I disrespected your business. Like, I don't know if she thought that maybe because she has a relationship with me that she could do that, but nobody gets special treatment at the end of the day. Know what I mean,

unless you're Olivia Flowers, please give her a bottle of Dom Perignon for me. Thank you very much. Hold on, let me just answer this call. The caller ID says Bud. Let me say Bud. Nick, you're Nick. You are Nick.

So then Mia and Lucie are talking, and Mia's like, I'll bet she's in that back room somewhere. Let me check, I got you, girl. Give me the office. Give me a Levis office. I pet Levis and Levis office. Thank God for Mia.

So Bradley is asking where Maddie is. So this is where they're all hatching their plan. Like to make Maddie look stupid. So Bradley's like, where's Maddie is. So this is where they're all hatching their plan, like to make Maddie look stupid. So Bradley's like, where's Maddie? And he's like, I don't know. She's like the manager of this place, and she's nowhere to be found. And she goes, yeah, well, that's not surprising.

So now, love her back to love her. She's like, do you think we should have a staff meeting to remind everyone of the rules? And Lea's like of the rules and lias like the rules of Republic, Garden and Lounge, of which I am the CEO and by the way you can't have a garden without flowers, you can't have flowers, you can't have buds, without nipping them. Yes, I do. Let's have a meeting. It cut back to Emma, just, Emma, just like continuing her weird plot.

She's like, you know what, we need to talk to Maddie about keeping her personal life and her private life separate because she crosses those lines every goddamn day. Oh my gosh. What is she on right now? It felt a lot by the way. When I was watching this,

I felt like the show was at like a 10 and I had no idea why it was out of town. Like everyone was like hyped up and angry about something, but like, I was like, whoa, you guys just started the episode. What's going on here? It's so funny. And Bradley is like, yeah, well, now that Maddie and Trevor are back together,

she's been living in Delulu, in Delusion Land. Like, we know what what Lulu is for clarification. We just like, what does that mean? She's become very complacent at work. Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise me. Thank you.

You're just answering your own questions. Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise. Well, you don't say, but don't say, but as if you're going to change direction in the logic, you should say, is it surprising now? And it continues to not surprise me. So then Maddie is with me in the kitchen now. And she's like, Oh, okay, I got a little wind from what was going on from behind the door. And Leva wants an apology from Lucille and me he goes ha ha she wants Lucille to apologize for what and she's like drinking she's like ha ha ha

well see this no fucking way and I got to ask what's the hypocrisy here and Leva comes she's like right behind it this place is maybe five feet big. This whole place. So Leva comes out and she's like, um, hi, how are you guys? And she's doing her like, I'm looking at my phone right now because I'm very busy. Hi guys, you doing something? Swiping on my phone, so.

If you guys are back here, then who's in front? Ha, ha, ha, ha. And so then Mia's just like, eh, I'm angry at my boss. And so she goes, Joe's out there. He's holding it down. And so Leva's like,

well then why do you guys look so emo? A Mia says, you were looking for an apology from Lucía for drinking on the job, which by the way, Mia, wait a like blow up Maddie's spot, that Maddie was just even dropping in the office a second ago. Ugh.

I know they're having like a standoff because she's gonna tell Leva off. But I don't know where she really thought this was gonna go. So Leva says, I mean, yeah, like her apology would mean a lot. I mean, like if I was in her position, I mean like somebody's like, you know, helped me. Like somebody's like employed me, or they've like brought me back,

or like brought me opportunities. And he says, brought her back from what? You mean from having a baby? It's just, yeah. It's okay. So after maternity leave, basically, like what normal companies do for women, what the fuck is love of doing, by the way?

Yeah, as well in this scene. Mia had a very fair point there. So love is like, what are you doing? And Mia's like, I'm upset. She says, what are you, what are you doing? And Mia's like, I'm upset. She goes, what are you doing? She goes, I'm upset. It's the season premiere and I have to be upset about something.

So she goes, well, what are you upset about? She goes, about the hypocrisy you are showing as a boss. And that was like hypocrisy. What are you talking about? Like normally people give birth and then they're put into the meat grinder like I didn't make the rules That's just how the world works. I mean look around how many mothers do you see in Charleston? They're all dead. Okay, so like and by the way

There's no hypocrisy if you're in the back of the house and you're drinking you're fired and that's the rule Have you read the manual for being hired? You're fired and that's the rule. Have you read the manual for being hired? Leah wrote it. What does that mean? Leah wrote it on a clarifist's work. If you're gonna be, here's how to be hired at Republic. Here's the manual.

Don't drink. Signed Leah. Otherwise, it will be nipped in the bud. So Madison is, Mattie's like, Oh, oh, me a stop. This is your boss. Just like Chilattolo. just be like a little bit more like Trevor, just be like Super Chill and kind of sexy.

And love us like, do you, if you drink back your, you're done. And me, it goes, well, I just don't get it. I don't understand, which by the way, Mia, this is like not a point you should be arguing because even though I said it at the early of the podcast, it doesn't seem to me a big deal if there's drinking on the job, still that being said, it's a fairly standard thing that you're not allowed to drink on job.

So the fact that she's pushing back is a little like, hmm, use your soft skills a little bit more, okay? Well, she's doing that thing, I think, where we, I don't know if we've all done it. I have, where I'm like, I'm gonna fight with my boss. I'm gonna tell my boss off. It never goes well. I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to multiple times. It has never gone well.

So, um, love is like, yeah, if you drink back here, you're done. She says, yeah, I don't understand. And me, it says, employees of drink back here so many times. And she goes, oh, really? Well, who did then? Like, who did I keep here that was drinking back here? And me, it just looks around. And there's no one there.

I said she goes, me! Oh, really? Then you're gone to Mia. You're fired. Clock out. Good night. Bye.

Not Mia's brightest moment. Okay. At least pick somebody don't like. So stupid. So stupid. But at least Mia was smart enough to get Leva admitting on camera, like, yeah, I brought that girl back after giving birth, like I'm a good person. Yeah, I've done great things.

So Leva's, Mia's like, you're being hypocritical as a boss. Leva's like, you don't need to work here. You said you drank on the shift, you're done. If someone else comes up and tells me that, they're done too. I mean, it's like, you're not gonna fuck with me. shift, you're done. If someone else comes up and tells me that, they're done too. I mean, it's like, you're not gonna fuck with me. No, you're not. It's like, me, you're fired. It's done.

You've already been fired, me, uh. And she says that. It's like, me, you're fired. Like, you're not employing me longer. So, like, your butt just got nipped. So, and me, it goes, okay, then we're done. It's just, okay. And also you don't need to be in the back of the building. Go out, go.

And then of course, Emmy's listening. I'm like, whoa. So, she's like Angela Lansworth snooping. Like, what? I just learned something. So, Mia leaves. And Matt is like, wow, I just learned something. So Mia leaves and Maddie's like, wow, I would never talk to my boss like that ever. It's like, well, you didn't do a whole lot to sort of rain her in, did you? So then, while she did tell her, this is your boss. So maybe you said, me was just on-wind.

So then Mia storms out and she goes past to see and she goes, oh, and she goes oh no now We're both fired and you know she fired me because I said I had a shot during a shift And so everyone like starts freaking out and then Leah goes up to Leva and she's like um are we okay here? Are we okay and Leva's like she was just like I drank on my shift all the time and then you let me stay here And I'm like no I didn't because I didn't know you drank on your shift. That girl is never going to work for me in any capacity anywhere ever again. Consider her someone who just gave birth.

Unemployable. Leva tells us, I hate firing people. I'm not some awful person, but we're running a business here. It's very important for me that the other incompetent people are not distracted by a different group of incompetent people. Sorry, just wake us. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial.

So then the girls are talking outside to me and Luccia and Grace, they're like, I mean, I don't agree with it. What's to be for? But I think that, you know, like all of this, like, I think that we all kind of feel the way you for. Is that true? No more knows what she's talking about. And I mean, it's like, this is bullshit. I'm shook. So then we see TJ talking to Maddie and Madison's like, yeah, I mean, Maddie's like, yeah, you know, me and was speaking to her in a way that like she really gave love and no choice but to fire her. And then Oshin's like, I've been in the club

scene my entire life. And we've always been able to have a little double here and there. So there's no leeway or anything, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? And Joe's like, I do think the rules are like important, but like I've created this image of people I'd be able to come into the club to part with me. So like now that I can't do that anymore like Who am I? I'm not Joey bottles anymore. I'm Joey Water bottles. I love his existential crisis Like to start a boss way water bottles. I love his existential crisis. Like just your balls. Who am I? So Mia is still going on outside. She's like, well, my friendship with Lucía

means more to me than this job. I couldn't give a fuck really. And Grace Lili is like, well, there was a good friend. She goes, I'm leaving. And she just like storms off and loses his days. I can't lose. See, it doesn't really feel the same. She's going to get her damn job back. But bye. She's like, I hear you have an opening, Leva.

So now it's the next day. People are waking up and everything. And the big thing here is we see Will's butt on screen for a very long time because his hand is in a sling. And so Emmy has to help him get his pants on. Yeah, the Southern grace is smudging and she's on her balcony and she's that place god protect me from feeling a lot of different energies. Just one energy to that. Hi, general. Dear God, I don't know what's going on with the

energies today, but I looked out at my flower garden and all the all the buds seem to have been nipped. I don't know what's going on. But please protect me from that energy. So we got to always in looking in his mirror and he's like, I'm still beautiful. Saying God. And then we get a song. I want to radiate the sun before I burn out, bright my supernova. Every song on this show is about how young they are and how it's all going to end soon. And I love that Trixi Monaco has learned, you know? She's like,

Yo, yo, now, you'll be old tomorrow. Today is up tomorrow, you're a slag. It's like, damn, cheese, Trixi, why not? And I also like that the next lyric is, I'm building my empire. Like, I love that the song's like really dedicated to this imagery about sons and stars and supernovas, but also like I'm building an empire too.

Like, I guess one thing doesn't really have to do the other, but sure, go for it. So, so then, next day is a meeting. So everybody's coming to do this group meeting about not drinking. And Will is Aaron Hissling, hot. And then, Emmy is dressed in the same fabric as Joey's velvet headboard, which is weird. And Michele's there, we haven't seen him. Yeah, I thought he was fired for second.

And his girlfriend was named Aria. Yeah, I thought Michele was fired for a second because he wasn't even in the first half of the show. Yeah, but he's not, he's here. And so, Leah starts it, I mean, love it, starts it. Leah's in like some kind of a formal ball gown, which doesn't really make it. It's all they had at Boston Poreum, unfortunately.

I guess it was like, yeah, this is when I'm nominated for Best Boss of the Year, so it was the Gala. This is the holiday in Gala. I'm going to. This dress is made from buds, because I nipped so many of them. So, um, it's okay.

So, love us saying, okay guys, obviously it's not been the best week. About like we lost to Mia, we lost to Sia, but guess what? You know what Leah always says, Leah, say it. Nip, it, it it, no not that one.

The other thing. Knip it, it. The other thing, sage is for slut. No. Okay, Lea says, don't fire yourself. Breakfast 12, 99, all you can eat. Yes, that one. It's like there's nothing we can do

when you guys break the rules. And that's just how that goes. And then you guys, I'm going to make it crystal clear right now. Drinking is never permitted in Republic Garden and Lounge. And we are not going to allow that behavior any longer. Not in this garden, not in this lounge. Don't fire yourself. Thank you.

Thank you, Leah, for finally saying it really great expression. So they're of course like, oh my god, like, you know, like, like, Emmys, like, you know, like you think our best sales nights are when everyone's sober and Bradley's like, I mean, they're going to order another bottle because they want a party with us. That's what they want to do. So then, and Grace is like, don't ruin the vibe. It's wifey babies. So they're all upset because it's all ruined by Leah. And Gah. And Lava is like, I want you to make money because guess what? The next few years for this company are going to be up at. They are going to be up at. And Liva is like, guys, we love you all. You are all rock stars and this is a family.

I can't believe she didn't have that because that is such the restaurant manager thing to say, like, guys, we're all family here. Let's not forget. I read on a boss website that you should call it to tell your employees that they're all rock stars. And so guess what? You're all rock stars, which I think means

we have a lot of good morale around here. So anyway, consider these buds nipped, and let's go out and kill it. We're a family. Yeah, and Joey Marbles is like, this job is like not some side hustle for me. I didn't go back to college, because my passion for this. This is my career.

I'm Joey Bottles, and I can't lose that. Tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, like yes, Rocky, hopefully Joey Marbles can have to kill it working him. It's a real inspirational story, guys. You know, when faced with a decision of furthering my studies and setting myself up for a career in really anything or making signs that say superstars. I knew what I had to do. I had to make the sign. It's my passion. I'm choosing the one that relies on my good looks and youth because what other decision is there really? I had to use the one that

relied on my ability to hold a sparkler up in the air, pretty high up. So it's a deal. It's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal.

So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal.

So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So it's a deal. So Sam is like, hi, oh my God, I'm so glad to work out with you. Like I've really needed to have my ass kicked because I went out with my girlfriends and whoa, dude, we live it up and have a have a hot ass girl time living it up on the town. By the way, do you know that guy who drives people around on his bike? He was hitting on me and like trying to make out with me. Maddie, who? Maddie's boyfriend. who's Maddie?

Ah. Yeah. And he's like, oh my god, Maddie's boyfriend Trevor, they've been living together for a while now. Wow, you have something to say about them? And she's like, oh, I didn't know we had a girlfriend. I hadn't watched the show before. Oh, well, he was with his boys and

Byamy drinks the whole time and I said well at least stop the cab first and then we were touching each other and then one thing led to another Dot dot dot Did you make out and he's like did you make out just yeah? Serious you would have no idea that he had a girlfriend. I feel so bad I wish I'd just like seen her on a TV show so I could have known about it before any of this happened. This is crazy. He's like, it's karma.

She did that to herself. I had this great girlfriend. We were perfect. And then Maddie told her I was in the back alley behind Republic getting my dick sucked. Next to the recoon's in the trash. I love a good backstory. I love that he's just, it's the extra horrified.

How was in the alley getting my dick sucked? By the raccoons of the trash. It's not lost on me, the Kayla broke up with me because Maddie wanted to tell lies. Oh, it's all for Kayla. So Sammy's like, do you want me to do you want to see the tax? Cause I'm going to show him to you right now. Get the camera over here. Do it with your iPhone too. He's like, I'm totally taking a picture. Cause you know why? Carmen's a nasty,

fickle bitch. Let me get a picture of this text. And by the way, the text says, had a fun time last night. So he's like, this is what, hey, Maddie, this is what you got cheated on twice. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah. Yeah, this guy's such an asshole. And also, he probably was getting his dick sucked in the alley. What was the end of that?

He wasn't his thing just like, why would you tell her that? She's like, because I saw what I saw. Yeah, wasn't that the whole fight? It was, and then he had to defend it. I mean, he probably was getting his dick sucked, but I mean, Trevor's also clearly still cheating on Maddie, but he's basically like,

if you're gonna ruin my relationship, I'm gonna ruin yours, which is really, you know? A great lesson to be learned from Vanderpump rules. Yeah, so now we see Mia driving around town and she's behind a bike carriage and she's pissed off. I'm just like, out of the way, as we all are, you know? I mean, it's very much how the entire cast feels towards Trevor.

Yeah. I saw the other day I was driving Del Maro's Avenue and a scooter and a motorcycle, like basically crashed into each other and I just missed it. Like, I was like, why is this entire lane of cars stopped? And like I pulled up just in time to see like the scooter kid and the motorcycle list, they lifted each other up

and then they shook hands and drove off together. And I was like, aw, I would have liked to have seen that. Which is just my point of saying, the scooter is really getting in the way of everything. Like, I would have loved to have seen the scooter kid get hit by a vehicle. Would have been great. What am I talking about?

Oh jeez. You know I rode a Vespa for years, right? No, no, the scooter, no, like the bird scooter, the bird scooter, the little bird scooter. Oh gosh. Stay on the sidewalk. Don't, you should not be on that thing and a road where people are going 30 miles per hour and

you're on there with your backpack and no helmet and then we all have to go three miles per hour because you've decided to go in the lane and we care about keeping you alive. You know? So I was like, you remember when you used to have those billboards in LA that said, every lane is a bike lane. Oh my god. Those used to infuriate me. Those go, well, I was like, no, they're not. Every lane is not a bike lane. Oh my god, those used to infuriate me. Those go, oh, I was like, no, they're not.

Every lane is not a bike lane. Because then for the bicyclists would literally be in the middle of every lane. Yeah. Every lane is a bike lane. Get the fuck out of the road, people. At least bicyclists can achieve a certain speed, okay? Although they don't always, and that's what drives me,

that's two, it's like, okay, listen, I support green options for options for transportation etc ride your bike But also like if you're riding your bike put some effort into it. Okay, keep up. Okay. Don't go like one mile per hour I just because you know people are on there like just like on a scroll. Yeah, this isn't your neighborhood Okay, if you get it the lane usually straw. Yeah, go as as you can. You'll get also some nice cardio out of it too, but don't get this is not a time for just a leisurely bike ride in this 30 mile per hour lane, okay? So anyway, the point was I was just.

Okay, so now we go see what's going on at Maddie and Trevor's house. And they're like a, they're like the couple of you guys, and we know because like he's sporting whipped cream in her mouth and she's laughing and she's like, you know what? He's the only person who gives me that. He's my like big love. He's my big love. So then we go to Grace Little East house and she's talking to her cat Fergie and she's like, you want your tarot cards, man Fergie? Let's see what the stars got in mind for you. We got the impression of son. That means I rule my motions and they don't rule me

Furnee wait is this gracefully giving a reading to her cat or to herself? That feels like that's so gracefully I'm gonna give you your tarot car reading. Oh look at that. I'm gonna be rich. Just read my cards Yeah, she's like this year's all about self-care. I just want good energy. Anything negative gets shaken away. Cause I'm trying to shake that ass. Yeah. Get that cast. It's crazy. Lilly make any sense to anybody like, first she's giving a reading to the cat, then the readings to herself. Then she wants self-care, then she's shaking away negative negativity,

then she's shaking her ass for me. It's like when just kind of things strung to the next. Bang! So over in Joey Marbles place, she gets a call from his mom. She's like, Joey, I mean, yesterday you didn't pick up and then I texted you with nothing. I just need proof of life.

You're acting like suddenly you're not allowed to drink on the job anymore. And he's like, so am I. I'm working a double later. Oh, okay, well, I don't even know how you do it. I mean, here I'm like, how does one man have the ability to do things like stand at a door and then momentarily go in the back room

and write a sign that says, Superstars, you are something else, my son. Yeah. So then over at Emmy's very clean apartment, what you love. Mia comes over and they make some small talk or whatever and Emmy's talking about how she's so busy taking will to physical therapy all over town. And she's like about how she's so busy taking will to physical therapy all of her

town. And she's like, last time I was on track for like happy wife, happy life, but this year is will and a sing and I don't have a ring. Pause for laughter. So yeah, she's gonna open up a bottle of wine for her and Mia to enjoy and They're just like they're hanging out. So Emmy is like She's like so I guess let this be a warning to us. Lucilla was lesson number one Don't drink on the job and lesson number two is don't yell at the boss am I am I right? Remember that lesson that you didn't anticipate yell at the boss, am I, am I right? Remember that lesson that you didn't anticipate? Uh, uh, uh, amia's life. Amia's like, well, I was really disrespectful to Leva. I guess I can see that now.

She's, yeah, well, you want to set up the mean wood Leva? She's, no, you know, like after an argument or heated discussion, you think back and say, I wish I did that better or I wish I did this better. Nope, not thinking that. I'm on a righteous high, because I'm in finance. I'm on a high-nance high.

So yeah, this isn't my main income. I'm not some loser who thinks this is their career and just gets all their money from working at republics, stupid faces. You know, Emily's like, oh, thanks. So she's like, well, if Maddie had stood up for you, I think this would have been a different story, but she didn't, she doesn't stand up for employees.

And like, I've lost a lot of respect for her. So she's like, let me find out a way to make this Maddie's fault. Yeah, and then me, it's like, wait, yeah, I am disappointed how she handled this entire dilemma. And I'm getting heated now, just thinking about it. And then me, it's like, yeah, she's been on the company now for four years. And I feel like when she started dating Trevor,

she lost her mojo with the company. And Mia goes, great point, Emmy. Just, yeah. I mean, what is she, she's the face of a public, remember? I like that video, it's not like. I have to do with me drinking like me yelling at love at work and calling her a hypocrite and then saying,

I drink at work. But what does any of this have to do with that? I'm so mad that Maddie didn't tell me to shut up when I couldn't stop talking. What, damn. So Emmy is like, yeah, Maddie claims to be the bitch who runs this bitch, but she doesn't even care what we even do anymore.

She just wants to be with Trevor 24-7. So M is like- So now they give each other like evil smiles and like, let's get Maddie. Yeah, although you're gonna have to get Maddie more than me because I'm working in finance and not a club anymore. So now the next song. Summer young, we're gonna live forever, we're gonna live forever.

I think Trixie Monaco is just sitting there with a bottle of whiskey crying if she writes this music. You know, you're so young. Remember the days. So yeah, there's like everyone's getting ready for the day shift. And Maddie tells us, Maddie gives us a little insight into her craft. She goes,

Day Club Sunday is my favorite day of the week, because to work all night and then wake up and do it again to maximize sales. Wow, I love a good party. Day party. Dirty. Yeah. It's day. And a party.

Wow. So then Maddie is talking to a customer and she's like, what do you do? And she's like just holding a blowing bubble machine. It's like blowing bubbles ever. She's like, oh my god, you're a DJ. I'm a DJ too. What? I am.

I'm a DJ. He's like, wow. You know how many times she does that? I feel like she did that all last season. You're a DJ? I'm a DJ. I'm going to see Dan Summett in Florida. I'm a DJ.

It's like time to give it up. So now Taylor stops by Taylor, not there to promote day chase her, just because she's a VIP and she's talking to Joe and she's like, wow, Maddie's so hot. She's like the hottest. Imagine if she liked you. Ha ha ha. Bye. So, Miguel comes in with some friends and they're doing that leading with the phone thing where you like come in and you're just like doing the like level was doing earlier. Just like, I'm really busy because I have my phone right now. And he's telling us he only works once a week now because he has another job, but when he comes,

he parties and he shakes some ass and pops some bottles. And then his girlfriend is like, spanking his ass and he's like, yeah. So then we go to shots of Taylor being really thirsty and lifeless at the same time. My film did not feel bad for Taylor. Did I not feel bad for Taylor? I'm done feeling bad for Taylor. They did a really bad job of recruiting Southern term VIP.

It's like, was Craig not around? Like what's up with this? Like the Olivia and Taylor as the special guest stars. It's just not as strong as it has been in the past. Yeah, they can only get those two. Yeah, the other ones are like, we're not helping Leva. Hell no. So then we get Joe taking shots of soda water Yeah, they can only get those two. Yeah, the other ones are like, we're not helping Leva. I don't know. So then we get Joe taking shots of soda water

with the bridal party. And he's like, hey guys, I don't know, you guys thought I was taking this shot right now, but it was really soda water. Cause I'm not allowed to take shots. I love this announcement. And she goes, oh, well, I thought I saw chest hair, but you drank only soda water, so I guess not.

Pussy! I was like, hey, whoa, whoa, that's a little hard on me. So then Matt also literally does my have one spot of hair on it. We've seen very good. We saw the opening scene. It's very smooth. So Matt is then, she's telling her group of girls,

she's like, sorry, Like there's no, there's, there's rules here. And every like, by the way, everyone here has, knows each other and everyone's slept with each other. So that's the rules of this town. Yeah, no. They're just like, what's Charleston like? She's like, this is what Charleston is like. Everyone's fucked each other.

And that's it. They're like, oh, so then Brad goes back to the, he goes to TJ at the bar and he's like, so one of my clients told me that she met Trevor out all night and made out with him and then he was hitting her up all night, so I went up her phone, trying to get her to come home with him and TJ's like, oh my God, that is a fucked.

For what? Sorry, this is vacuuming. Right now, I finished this later, I really want to vacuum. Brad's like, okay, well since you didn't ask, here I'll show you the text. Like, here, check it out. So they look at it and TJ is like, oh my God. I was like, this is gonna be a shit storm.

I'll need two vacuum to clean it up, okay? And I am here for it. So they are like, of course, so excited that they can, you know, they can basically have some, they have some vague evidence that Trevor cheated so they can, you know, go break up this relationship. So back in the kitchen, Matty's back there and like, what are you doing, bud?

Cleaning my shoes. So how are you in Trevor? Like good, good. I just feel like we're at that point, like where, you doing, bad? Cleaning my shoes, so how are you in Trevor? Like, good, good. I just feel like we're at that point, where we just don't date for fun anymore. You know what I mean? Now we're dating dating. And he goes, yeah, dating for fun is stupid, right?

Yeah, it's so dumb. So now we're happier and we're closer than never. Know what I mean, Bradley. Right, that's just staring at our chomping gum. We're at that place where we put whip cream in and shutters now. It's kind of great. I have shark hooting for breakfast. So Brad's like, well, I just want to make sure,

because one of my clients came up to me and said that Trevor sucked in your multiple times, they made out and everything like that. So she's like, yeah, I already knew about the text messages. So like, nothing happened, like whatever. He was like, apologetic. So I already happened, like whatever, he was like apologetic. So already like, wait, how would you already know about the text messages? Like what? Huh, I'm confused. So wait, why? So was he coming clean because he knew he did something wrong

in front of people who were probably going to tattle tail on him? Or are you, do you have access to his phone? What's going on? I hope it's B because you should. So when you're dating Trevor, you know what I mean? And so she's like, well, I don't have time for Bradley and this bullshit. He just wants me happy. And then Brad's like, I mean, to leave out the part where he was like making out with her

and trying to grind on her and Emmy's listening. She's like, look at me, wiping down the dish, even though we don't have dishes here Sorry, just putting up those Christmas decorations a few months early can never get ahead of it too much So Brad's like oh, I thought you knew that Maddie they made out at the bar So do not believe me and she like, he was making out with her. Oh my God, he goes, you should trust someone. If you don't trust them, you should be done

with your boyfriend. So then she's like, oh, mad. Yeah, I was like, fucking liar, hell no, fucking liar. So she storms that and Amy is just like doing that pulling her hair thing and that people do on these shows. So they're like, oh my god, I'm crazy, are my extensions still there? So then into smoking alley, the sewer smoking alley, she starts calling Trevor over and

over again. And it's like, hey, ding ding, I'm on a bicycle right now, ding ding burrr, almost just got right over. Actually, leave me a voice now. And so she's texting saying, where the fuck are you? Pick up the fucking phone. And then she leaves a voice now, and she's all angry. And she goes, fuck this shit, I gotta go.

So she picks up a shovel, there's like a random, like large shovel there. Like she's gonna like, you know, do some gardening. And she picks up the shovel and then just like heads out. So what did she get to do with the shovel and she's driving off an Emmy of course and she's like under the car, like Cape Fear style, like just working on your muffler.

So she runs off with the shovel and he sees her and she goes, if I did that, I would be fucking gone. And Bradley's like, yeah, damn right. Where's Joe? Get Joe over here. So Joe, Maddie just left, because Trevor made out with one of my clients. And Joe's like, wait a minute, what?

Are you sure that they made it out? And he goes, yeah. And then we cut to Maddie in her car going, idiot fucking idiot. So then Brad Joe and Emmy and TJ are talking and TJ was like, tell me everything. Tell me, just, okay, show me on the vacuum where Trevor hurt and Maddie.

And Emmy is like, okay, so Bradley just told me that Maddie, that told Maddie, that Trevor cheated and then she left with a shovel. Like, no way. No way. And Bradley goes, she just clocked out. Trevor cheated and then she left with a shovel like no way no way And Bradley goes she just clocked out puts I love that they're trying to make Maddie this Irresponsible terrible hagg of a human being who doesn't deserve her job But even when they try to get her so furious that she storms off the set which she did she still clocks out that she storms off the set, which she did. She still clocks out.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Bradley's like, yep, she was super pissed. She took a shovel. She married some catch-ups on her way out. That's all. Lea's like, she took our shovel.

That is stealing from the property. And guess what? We're going to nip that in the bud. She is fired. You cannot steal the shovel. So Maddie is driving and she's like, oh, he has a nice TV, well that's about to get smashed. She's like vaping out the window.

I can't let him get him. I'm gonna get that TV. So then Joe's like, well, then at least just loser might be out of our fucking life for good. Like every nugget of thing about her is because of him. And Bradley's like, yeah, you know what? If you wanna put it on someone else, that's

fine, but she made those choices on her own. She's in denial. So she gets to the house that she lives in with Trevor, and then she, when she's holding the shovel, she's going to bring the shovel inside the house, and then she walks in, but the door is locked. And I guess she doesn't have keys to her own house, is that the thing, or maybe she left in such a haste that she left the keys behind,

but either way, she's trying that door, and she can't get in to her own house, like yet again, so she calls, and then this time he answers, which is like the worst time to answer, because now she's outside with the shovel. Right, well now he, you know, he was avoiding it on purpose, because he knows she's shooting today, but now he, you know, he was avoiding it on purpose because he knows she's shooting

today, but now he sees her up the door. He's like, oh shit, no, I have to answer. So he opens the door and he's like, okay, you can come in, but they can't, meaning the cameras. And she's like, what the fuck, Trevor? And he goes, take your mic off. He's like, no, step away from the door. And he does.

And then they shut it and you just hear it going you were making out with some ugly fucking hole I didn't do anything fuck you I fucking picture getting married to you and having kids with you. I mean you haven't fucking Cuz I didn't cheat on you. I just made out with a girl at the bar He doesn't say that part, but that's in my mind. And she's like, you're a fucking liar. I'm saying, I haven't. I promised you, you're making a big decision right now, because I didn't do anything.

I'm like, well, if you didn't cheat on her, then why did you not want the camera cruising for this part of the conversation, sir? Yeah, he's alive. You are a lying, sir. And she's like, oh, God, I don't know. You can even look me in the eyes. How could you do this to me the morning after

it gave me Charcoody? Because I have a done a single thing. She's like, I just wanna be happy. Ah. Man, if you're gonna bring a shovel into the house, I better hear some things breaking. Like I want you slamming on coffee tables. I want you slamming lamps, I want the whole thing.

I mean, don't hit him. Violence is never the answer, but breaking shit in your apartment would have been wonderful. I know this is supposed to be art. You know, that's like check-offs shovel. Like when check-offs said, if you have a gun, the gun has to go off.

You can't just have a gun. You can't introduce a gun into a show and then it just never goes off. Where's the shovel? What's the shovel gonna do? She's like, oh, I forgot to mention after I yelled at Trevor, I actually have plans to do some digging somewhere else.

That's all, it was purely coincidental. So that was the premiere. Well, it was sort of, it was a little extra, but it was silly. I enjoyed it. It was breath of fresh air, it was sort of, it was a little extra, but it was silly. I enjoyed it. It was breath of fresh air, you know? Loved it. I'm excited to see what happens.

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