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Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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What's going on with you? Good. Bravo really is giving us a lot of holiday gifts. I'm already feeling the itchiness of another... Horace! ...so being back on television, Southern hospitality. Oh yeah. I've already horned it up for us over there. So thanks guys. Love you. Love that show. Yeah, yeah. I've already done it for us over there.

So thanks, guys. Love you. Love that show. Yeah. It's a good show. And I'm glad that it's getting a little bit of a lead time before Vander Pomp Rules comes on because once Vander Pomp Rules comes back, no one's going to pay attention to Southern hospitality, I fear.

So this way, like before the main, the main sluddy show comes on, like a Liz baby sluddy show can have some time, you know, to dominate. You baby slutty. So that's probably that probably will be a bravo show at some point, just a slutty baby show. Shed and sluts, no, baby sluts. What baby cheated on?

What baby? You know, so Vanderpump rules, like you said, is coming back. We're going to do a trailer recap this week, but I did have to go against my normal rules and watch the trailer because everyone, when we put out a thing for crappy hour today, of course everybody's like, oh my God, talk about the Vanderbump rules trailers. I'm assuming you watched it, right?

I did watch it because it's what everyone's talking about today. You know, it's, you know, it was, it was a trailer. What did you think about the trailer, by the way? Any thoughts on the trailer? Um, I mean, I liked it. Okay, I think they're really trying hard to get us to talk about affairs. Okay, you know how every show on Brava ever since the

Scandival happened has been Trying to make another scandival happen right now. We got Kyle with her You know Morgan Wade thing and it's just everybody trying to like we brought the cameras back up to catch this different affair And even Vanderpump rules is gonna try doing it with itself and in the trailer they have Tom sand of all who's just such a sweet guy. I don't know why everybody's always mad at me. Claiming to have made out with Sheena while he was with Katie. Now the internet's going crazy. And once again calling Sheena O'Hor, which is new for Sheena. So, I hope she's dealing with that, okay.

calling Shino a whore, which is new for Shino. So, you know, hope she's dealing with that, okay. Yeah, everyone, this is like the big surprise that Shorx and Shino once made out. And then on comments on celebrities, comments by celebrities or whatever, or comments by Bravo, Danny Pellegrino made some comment about like, oh my God, can't believe this.

And then Shino's lying, yeah, we're supposed to go into the grain, but like, obviously I didn't But like things are like not what they sound like so I guess we'll see but also interestingly enough not only was not only did the trailer come out But there's also a cast photo that the new cast photo came out and what's intriguing is the layout of the photo and you have and what's intriguing is the layout of the photo. And you have a Vanderpump in the middle,

and you have all the girls on one side and all the boys and another, but she knows on the boys side, which is interesting. So does this mean that she knows? I'm just like a boy, you know, like girls are jealous of me. So that's just how it is, man. You know that about a boy.

I'm just like a people plays her. I'm like a people plays her, and I just feel bad because like the boys, everyone's being so mean to them, and they just need a friend right now, and I just feel bad because like the boys, everyone's being so mean to them, and they just have no friend right now, and I just don't like really, I like I can't help but, but even my people.

It's really hard for girls to like me, because they're like jealous of me all the time. It's like that girl on Winterhouse KC, the random blonde of the season, has she's like, you know what I'm really into? Taxidermy, I'm like, guys, like guys conversation. Just, I think the kids call it a pick me girl. Now I love Gina. I will always pick Gina.

But this whole thing, I'm glad Katie has another excuse to scream at Cena. The thing I noticed about the cast, the cast picture, is that they're all in cream. Why do you think that it is? What is that? I think it's there in the word. I think, you know, it's a show about screaming. Well, it's a very literal thing. Thank you. I wasn't even thinking that. I was like renewal.

Is it like heaven? Like, you know, we all died and now we're in purgatory. You're like, you know what it is? Come, come, go. It's come ghostly. We talked about it. We talked about real house size of Potomac today. A good quarter of that show was about swallowing come. Come, come, come, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, group, and she's standing with James. James is standing almost like shoulder to shoulder with her, almost as if he's the number one guy in the group, which I don't think we're there yet, although he may be

by default, because neither the Tom's, neither the Tom's, the number one guy in the group. But James, I guess he's like the leftover guy of the group, right? And interestingly enough, that was a very high class show, leftovers. And also Bravo Con James, one of the group right and interestingly enough that was a very high-class show left over us and also bravo con james uh... one of the questions was james are you now the number one guy in the group and he's like uh... it's not really hard to compete when you're standing next to bose and the ball and dumb dumb shorts over here i mean what's my competition never think we're yes the abuse or we can get behind.

Now your favorite Katie Maloney, I have to say, no matter what you think about Katie Maloney, Bravo did her so dirty with her cast photo. Did you see this photo of her? I've got I've really got to do everything. But you know which one I'm talking about? Oh, yeah, I just I just scroll through, you know, on Instagram on something, you can see cast photos, which I don't know, is that always a thing? Like look what the cast is wearing, cream. I've never, I mean, I guess in housewives they'll show a group photo, but I've never, I'm not used to it being like one individual picture for a new season.

Anyway, yes, I did scroll through there and they are so mean to Katie. I mean, could, listen, I think Katie's an asshole. Now, I'm starting with the fresh start this season because it's a new season, why not, you know? But yeah, they're really mean to her. To the point where even I was sticking up for her. Why?

Why pull back a little bit? Yeah, look at that. And first of all, you know what she's not doing yourself in any favor? Are you wearing a tennis skirt? Like, what is she wearing to a pleated skirt? Why? It's very, very matronly and it's like a bad angle.

Like between the outfit and the angle, it just makes her look like it just is not a good photo. I'm sorry to say it's just very, very unflattering. It's sort of like, is it librarian? Which I should, librarian should not be pejorative. I have two friends where librarians, but it just looks very doubty. It looks like you're going to be a class. Yeah guys, I know librarians. So yeah, I didn't library science. But um, this is librarians. That's why he's so good at reading. That was good actually. Okay, my arms are getting tired. I'll put this back up in the tripod. Look guys, a lamp. Yeah, I just feel like this is... Katie is a very pretty woman and she's also... This is just a bad photo. It is a bad photo. They are doing

her dirty. It's like they took a picture for insides. Just kidding. Yeah, no, she is a really pretty girl. I wish they would do better because that's not really fair. Don't start me off in a season feeling badly for someone because of how you photograph their tennis skirt. You know what I mean? It's not fair to her and frankly, it's not fair to me. So. She looks like she's, this looks like a photo

of a community production of some play where she plays the person who runs a boarding house and she's gonna come you know It's like it takes place in the 1920s and Strangers have to come in and stay at her boarding house And she has certain rules that you have to follow and if you don't follow you'll be kicked out and every like few scene She comes in and they have to pretend like they're following the rules, like they haven't smuggled someone in. And she's like, well, just remember, the rules are this lights out at 10 p.m. Like that's what her outfit looks like lights out at 10 p.m. Yeah, I think a commenter here in Instagram said it perfectly with 80s mom. This is very 80s mom. This is like very like church tennis mom.

So another thing that came out of this Vanderpump rules, first of all, we already know about Schwartz's hair. That's, I mean, while we're on Katie, good Lord, he came in as kind of an aged Draco Malfoy. It's like, where are they now? Draco Malfoy, and it's him. It's like if Draco Malfoy is like a 40 something lesbian on a Tim, you know, which I don't know. I also got caught up on Winterhouse this week.

So I've just been watching a lot of him. I watched a lot of Tom Schwartz in a row and wow, out. That's, I was supposed to do that yesterday. I was supposed to do that yesterday instead I had to go to a cookie exchange. And so I made cookies instead, which I felt like to do that yesterday. I was supposed to do that yesterday Instead I had to go to a cookie exchange and so I made cookies instead Which I felt like was the was the right choice, but tonight I'm staying in tonight And I think it's it's time for me to have my winterhouse catch up And I'm not looking forward to it. No one has said anything good about the season

There've been two people. I know who've said something good about the season Who knows like who has seen has been rough? My friend Neil says Not one of the librarians. I can tell you that seen has been rough. My friend Neil says, it's not one of the librarians. I can tell you that. It's not me. I guarantee you. Yeah. He said it's good. Oh, please, that sweater gay. I don't believe it for a second. He has too much taste for that. Yeah. No, Neil likes it. And then also, I've noticed it seems like two judgey girls seems to like it. I think one of them, whoever's posting about it on their other Instagram, seems to like it. But honestly, I found like it. I think one of them, whoever's posting about it on their Instagram, seems to like it. But honestly, I watched two or three episodes and I found it unwatchable.

I have a pretty high tolerance for hijinks. This is terrible, but I'm not hijining obviously, because you really wouldn't be able to watch it. Low tolerance for hijining. The funny thing is, I don't want to get side-tracked on this because there was something I was going to say about Vanderbilt rules that felt very, very important enough the moment. I forget what it was. Jack's shows up again in the trailer, so there's that. Who is the lady in the pink hair who is making out with Schwartz and Kee?

Well, that's the other thing. Yes. So, that's their other scant of all thing where they're like, oh my God, is Katie by now? And is she making out with the same girl that Schwartz is making out with? Oh my God, are they going to fight over a girl? Let me tell you, nobody's fighting over Katie or Schwartz. Can't tell you that right now. And I feel like those two are going to eventually come back together when they realize they're the sale bin.

You know what I mean? Like they're the sale bid. You know what I mean? They're the clearance rack. I think clearance, recognize clearance, and at some point they're going to be like, you know what? If I'm settling, but you're also settling and we're settling together, I don't know. It's like a good settling, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I thought that the trailer seemed good.

We were not, by the way, unsurprisingly. What did we call way back in June after the reunion? We knew that while the whole cast was rallying around Ariana, it would only be at a amount of time, a amount of time before they start to resent all the great opportunities she gets and sure enough the trailer ends with Lawler saying, oh, just because you get cheated on,

that makes you a god or something like that. Which means that Lawla is mad because she wants to be on dance with the stars and she probably wants to be on the cover of magazine and probably a lot of other things. So now clearly we're going to see the transition from everyone rallying around Ariana to everyone resenting her and wanted to tear her down, which is the true van to pump rules. That's how it is. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be. Nature is healing, I guess you would say, because it's not normal to see everybody supporting

one person like that in a reunion. I didn't like it. My felt uncomfortable. I was like, fuck, Ariana. I was like, why am I thinking this? Because their brain washing me. I'm not used to everybody rallying around one person. Also, you know, Lala did do it first. She got cheated on by his comeback first.

The thing is with Lola, it's like we, but we already knew that. Like, your guy was already a piece of crap. Tom sat up all we all thought, oh, he's like a dummy, but he's like a nice dummy and he would never get on things. Yeah. You know, like he plays more horn badly on purpose and thinks it's good like no one with pitch that But like you have to feel bad for somebody with pitch that terrible. You know what I mean like this Yeah, I love it. It's nice to them. It's like a little limping dog on the side of the street You just want to you you may not want to take it home But you don't want to run it over necessarily. You just want to give it a chance. It's like go limp on dog I'll be tell you something. If Lala got to be on Dancing with the Stars, got to be in the

cover of Glamour magazine, got to have any number of these endorsements, she would not be complaining if she were treated like God for being cheated on. And in fact, if you were frustrated at that, she would be like, why can't you be happy for me? I went through so much pain and suffering and you can't even be happy for me right now. And like, here I am, I am flowering. And all you have is to be resentful of me. That's what she would say. So the fact that she is now expressing

some resentment towards Ariana for being given all these opportunities is I think quite rich, quite rich, quite rich. Okay, what else happened on there? Let's see, you already mentioned Jack's coming back, which,'s whatever it's called. Jackson's place in the valley. You know, and Kristen came after us a little bit on our Instagram when Leah reposted that Andy Cohen, like making a laffy face at that meme you made about, wow, shocker variety, magazine article, you know, people drink too much on Bravo and Ramona's racist, huge shocker everybody, which was not making a joke about racism or alcoholism, just that it was not really very shocking. And Andy made a smiley face and then Leah posted it like, oh my god, Andy Cohen's laughing. And then, you know, I'm just

rehashing this for people, but only to get to the Kristen part where Kristen came on there was like, oh, really, I think this is funny, Andy Cohen, really, really, Andy Cohen, oh, I'm trying to like start, I'm trying to get attention from daddy Andy on our Instagram page, which I thought was so funny and also so sad and like stay thirsty, Kristen. You know, all these years later, and you're back on TV and you're still trying it. God bless her, I miss her. Love her. Love her, love her, love her art.

By the way, I wanna give a shout out to one of our viewers here that's in the page. Cook Maddie says, just got dumped over text. I'm so grateful for the boys. Well, fuck that guy or lady, who knows? I'm sorry that you're going through that, but we are here to help you through it. Oh God, that really sucks.

Who does that? Awful. You know what's worse? Getting dumped face to face. I mean, like a phone call is not good. At least I've been dumped every kind of way, okay? I've literally like read my name on a bathroom wall. Like I'm breaking up with you.

But no, but it is bad getting broken up with face to face because then what do you do? The worst is when someone's like, you know what we should do? We should go to a restaurant because you know the old rule like you can't say something bad to a person in a restaurant. You have to say it bad to them in a public place because then they can't have a fucking fit,

which is not true, prove that one wrong. Yes. But also, would you too, then you're stuck there like trying to be nice to that person or trying not to lose your shit? Oh my God, that is so much. Listen, if I ever get broken up in person, I would just make sure I cry hugely. I make the other person feel as terrible

and awkward as possible. I think that is your right. That is what you do. By the way, we have some questions in the question section. Someone asked, are we getting a recap of episode one of Southern hospitality? The answer is yes, we've recorded it. It's coming up coming out tomorrow. And at the top of it, we are also adding a below deck med recap.

So there's that to look forward to. Someone said, also asked, when do we start touring? That's gonna be later in 2024. And where are the crappies gonna be? The crappies will be in Los Angeles. We will be announcing that very soon, hopefully within days. So we'll have more information about that. But we're really excited for the crappies.

The crappies will be really fun as usual. Yeah, that should be a super fun show that will be in Los Angeles coming up very soon. All right, let's get to some other stories here. Oh, by the way, girl who just got dumped over text, you don't fucking deserve that. I'm sorry to make it about me getting dumped in an Applebee's, but you know what?

Had to be said. So what do you want to talk about, Ben? You want to pick me? Let's see, I think, yes, I think the next thing that people are talking about this came up this afternoon, Morgan Wade, a Kathy Hilton's Christmas party. And this can also dovetail with Gertie being disinvited to Crystal's pre-Cathy Hilton Christmas party.

So Christmas party scandals happening with... There were a lot. There was another Christmas scandal happening just since we're lumping them all in together. Where Heather McDonald apparently tweeted something like, Tamara is replay... I heard at this at Cathy Hilton's Christmas party that Tamara is replacing Teddy with Kate Not Hudson. Who's the movie star you guys like some? Kate, oh, Kate Chattanoid. No, no, no, Kate from Underworld. Kate, but oh, I'm the worst. Maybe I'll be right. No, no, but I think she meant Kate Chattanoid,

but it was anyway, they came out and said that's a bunch of bullshit. And then Teddy's trying to start it with Heather McDonald on the internet, but that was just another thing. I can name out. I don't really care. That's another here and over there. Oh, it was Jessica Chastain. Thank you guys in the chat.

It was just, I'm sure. I love you. I'm sure. You know, fucking drop of people, we really think that Jessica Chastain is gonna leave her Oscar winning job as an Oscar winner. As a professional redhead, she's gonna leave that job to record the camera. As we all know, Teddy is irreplaceable.

So, we've been in the strive for years on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Failed! Failed! As Crystal would say. It's why, it's why. Also, as Crystal would say, so anyway, she doesn't always have a presence. So, okay, so let's talk Morgan Wade. So there was a photo that went up, Kathy Hilton posted photos for Christmas party.

First photo in the carousel is Kathy standing with Morgan Wade and Kyle. So obviously Kyle is back in good graces with Kathy. And Morgan is there. Morgan, um, Morgan has, you know, she's, she's really got some tattoos going on there, huh? And now I'm not scandalized by tattoos, but where are you going, Ronnie? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Okay, for people who are listening at home, this is what he said.

Basically, Ronnie is not on his microphone right now because he has ice cream that's being delivered and he's getting it right now. And he's got it from the door. I'm going to play by play. And now he's walking. It's like Blair Witch Project. It's like Blair Ice Cream Project. He's got his ice cream.

I have to die right because this audio is going to be put on our podcast feed. Blair Witch Project, it's like Blair Ice Cream Project. He's got his ice cream. I have to die right because this audio is gonna be put on our podcast feed. So Ronnie has ice cream. He's laughing bashfully also, and I think he's inspecting, making sure it's the correct ice cream. Is it the correct ice cream?

He got creamy creations and he also got, he got a different kind of creamy creations. Creamy creations was also the original name of Vanderpump rules. So anyway, Ronnie is heading back to his computer right now for anyone wondering. While Ronnie is adjusting his ice cream situation, let me tell everyone at home about what's going on here. So Kathy Elton, Morgan Wade, Kyle Richards, all together, Morgan Wade, really showing off, you know, here's the thing, I'm not opposed to tattoos, a lot of people have tattoos, they're very normal out,

everyone has them. I just don't like the kind of tattoos that Morgan Wade has, which I've said before, it's like when it looks like Clip Art. When it looks like someone has gone and gotten Clip Art all over their body, I just find that to be kind of like cringy. I don't know. Is that me being as not that mean?

I don't think it's Clip Art. Is it? I think it's, I think she has good tattoos. Now, here's the thing. I don't know because I feel bad staring. You know what I mean? At the top of her clavicle says art. So that right there, I'm like,

It does not say fart. It says art. No, it says art. Maybe it does say fart. Maybe the F is obscured. Okay. Look, when someone has like a whole wall of tattoos on themselves, I never want to like be staring at their tattoos.

It's like if somebody has like, I don't know, a second note or like really gigantic boobs, you don't want to like be staring at the boobs or whatever the second knows. So I just never look. So even though I know that Morgan Wade can't see me staring at her, I don't want to be I'm just trying not to be a sterile. So I have a notice for tattoos. I think so. To me, Morgan Wade's tattoos are in the same space as Adam Levine.

Just like someone took like a little stamp and was like, oh, here's a spot. Let me put like a hello kitty. Let me put a this or that. I just think it's like unartful. Now I say this as someone who doesn't have tattoos and I know those, you know, you know what tattoo people don't come for me. Honestly, this is not a protected category I can make one of your tattoos, okay? I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it. Well, the K is a bit much because Kyle put that K on herself and she did it like the special KK, which is like, wow, you do like cereal that much? I don't know, if I was a sterer, I would definitely notice that one and be like, K. So, and I'm a carom. K, I could totally take my weight, okay?

So Ben has put up a picture of Morgan Wade's little blurry. I'm sorry, I'm trying to make it do, I'm trying, I can't, that's as good as I can get. But what I want to show is this okay. Sorry everyone. So here's Morgan, Kathy and Kyle, but here's what I really like is that Kyle is so used to taking selfies that her hand is in the remote. She's like she even when she does not holding the remote take a selfie of herself she gets into remote position with her thumb. She's, when she takes photos now, she automatically is pressing an invisible remote. Okay, I can't zoom in on, I can't zoom in.

And when you try to click on the photo and make a bigger, page six is so rude, it makes it like flat. So it's not very kind to them, but I can't zoom in unfortunately, I'm sorry everyone. Well, I pulled up one on my computer and it says L star E on her pinky finger. Okay, so is that mean why? I don't know, was something. And R star S on her other pinky finger.

She's got a bunch of letters. And then on her, on all of her finger, she's got letters, I guess they probably spell out something because letters generally do. And then she's got a sad face on her hand, which is a little on the nose for me. I feel like if you suffer from depression or anything like that, don't like literally put it on your hand. You know what I mean? Which I don't know if that's terrible if I just made friends somebody suffering from

depression, but I don't know, a sad face, don't approve. And then a bunch of stars, she's got like little stars on each one of her knuckles. Yeah. You know, the whole thing, this whole thing, this whole thing, you know what annoys me is I just really feel like Kyle is enjoying living in this space where people are speculating about her and Morgan. And it means that either she, if she's in a relationship with Morgan Wade, that means she's not being open and honest, which goes against everything she stands for.

If she's not in a relationship with Morgan, then I think she's sort of trotting her out in a very queer, bady way. And either way, I don't like either option. And I just feel like, you know, like, it's not like choose a lane, but I don't like either option. And I just feel like, you know, it's not like choose a lane, but I just feel like both in both ways, she goes against everything she allegedly stands for. And if she says, oh, we're just very good friends, then also like why is Morgan Wade the first friend?

She doesn't try to out, like, fey resnick to every social event, you know? Maybe for good reason. She does. A lot of them, I know, maybe for good reason. She does. A lot of them. I mean, she does a lot of it. But, you know, I have to say Ben,

I'm bored with her. Not you. That's fair. But I just, I don't care. I don't care if she's gay. I don't care if she's straight. I don't care if she's

experimenting. I'm literally bored. Okay. So, Gerdy was a, so Crystal, what's her buns from Beverly Hills had a pre-party who Crystal Cung Minkoff for yes Crystal had a pre-Christmas party to

Kathy's party like a cocktail party in her basement for everybody to go drink and so a bunch of people were there. Larza Pippin being one of them, gross. Why? Yeah. Why? First of all, okay, that's my question. I got personal better than that. And by the way, that's an all caps. Why? And then it turns out, Gerdy went on something and said that she, I was actually disinvited to that party because Larza was going to be there. She didn't want me there. So you choose Larsa over a gurvy? Where's the response, ma'am? Yeah.

So I'm looking at this photo right now. There's a photo from about a week ago that Crystal posted from this party. And there is a large collection of bravo liberties at this party. So obviously, there's Crystal and Rob. Larsa has her armed draped over Crystal. No surprise there. Marcus is behind Larsa. Emily Simpson is there. There's a woman behind Emily Simpson who looks like 95% of all Bravo Liberty's world into one. Don't know who she is. There's also a guy who looks like Josh

for a million dollar listing, but he's like not Josh, which is sort of weird. Sheena and Brock are there. Meredith and Seth are there, Teresa and Louis are there. I think what's surprising to me is, for some reason I don't see Crystal as someone who hangs out with Teresa and Louis, or even Shina, Shina and Brock. Everything is a little confusing. But if you think about it,

I think Shina might actually, no wait, no, Crystal just turned 40, never mind. I was gonna say a theory that Shina is actually older than Crystal, but that's a lie. Because Crystal is 40 and Shina is 39. But anyway, I'm just surprised by the group of people. I just don't see them as being Crystal people, you know? Yeah, this doesn't look like the most fun group of people I have to say. Theresa and Louis, so what are you all talking about? Okay,

so let's see, what was the other thing? Morgan Wade at Kathy Holtons. Okay, so earlier we were talking about Southern Hospitality, we just finished our recap of that before this, which will be out by the time this is released, everybody. But we were watching that and Leva was in a little trouble on that because of kind of letting the girl come back after maternity leave. What did she say, Ben, in that quote? She said, that girl's lucky I even let her come back. And then Mia said, what do you mean? Come back from what? Maternity leave having a baby like everyone else. And that was like, well, yeah, I mean. And so people living care. Her whole thing was like, I've given her so many opportunities. Like, when she had a baby, I let her, you know, I brought her back after she had her baby. And Mia was like,

you mean maternity leave? Like what other companies do normally? All right. So Leah, not Leah, there also is a Leah on there now. Leah CEO, who's a badass, by the way. She meets business and guess what? We're gonna nip it in the bud. That's what we're gonna nip it in. She's gonna nip it all in the bud, okay? She has a very famous saying, which is, don't fire yourself. Okay, she's, let's, she ran.

She worked in Las Vegas and she was, she was a boss somewhere. So you guys watch out for Leah. Yeah. So, um, Leva came out with an Instagram post that was basically telling us all off for even thinking that and editing, like how they're editing, even put it out there like that because she didn't mean she's bragging about bringing her back from maternity leave. She said she's bringing her back that woman has a full-time job outside the show at Lubu Lemon and she was just being nice to her by letting her on the show to promote Afro Latina women, which I mean listen, okay maybe they got you wrong or you didn't express yourself very well on the show, but then to like try and prop yourself up like that on the Instagram,

it doesn't make you look much better. Like I gave her a chance to promote, to prop up after the Tina women. Like, wow, Leva, congratulations. Do you want to, do you want a gold medal? Like, well, who says that? What a thing to say? Boo, Leva, still not winning, Leva, I have to say. Love your show, though. Yeah. Um, uh, I think she'd love us to I have to say. But for your show, though. Yeah. I think she'd love us to just been quiet about it and just let it move on, because I don't think

most people would have even cared, to be honest. By the way, Kris B. Raoul in the comments says, well, Maddie, use the shovel. That's what we're wondering. We're wondering, what is going to happen with that shovel? Is she going to bang something, or is she going to dig it, like dig with something? Do, like, I just love that she was like, I need a prop, I'm going to take this prop, don't know what I'm going to bang something or is she going to dig it like dig with something do like I just love that

She was like I need a prop. I'm gonna take this prop. Don't know what I'm gonna do with it yet, but we're just gonna workshop it Yeah, something's gonna happen with this stuff We know what she's gonna do with it. She said she was gonna go bash his TV and remember to which I say don't do that Because your ass is just gonna forgive him anyway, and then what are you gonna watch? You're gonna be over there and you not going to be able to watch your fucking Netflix. Okay. And then you're going to come crying to me.

Break something that you don't use as well, Demi. Um, so not really, not really known for its, it's bronze. Okay. And in the questions department, Angelina says, have you, um, did you see that Rob and PK are beefing on IG? Is this Rob Minkoff? I don't know Rob Minkoff was capable of beefing, but I guess he is.

He made a comment. Someone was talking about the pretty woman might or whatever from what I understand on Beverly Hills. And he said clout chasing. Rob Minkoff said clout chasing. And PK wrote back, oh, he speaks. And everyone's like, oh my god, how has it been? How has it been?

I love that Cloud Chasing is such a, that is such an incentive, everything, to say on these shows. Because by the way, anyone who goes on these shows is Cloud Chasing. That is pretty much the rule. Like I would say 98% of people who come on to the Real Housewives or on Bravo shows are Cloud Chasing,

but no one wants to admit it. So as soon as they get accused of it, or as soon as it is mentioned, they lose their minds. But also people are correcting me because I'm just, whenever you guys just ask Steph in the comments, I don't have any links. You see how bad I am when I have links up in front of me.

They were talking about Julia Roberts on what's what happens live. That's for this whole thing. That's why they were commenting on the pretty woman night and all that good stuff. Right, because apparently Julia Roberts said that the whole pretty woman thing was very, very strange.

I don't believe that Julia Roberts even watches these shows. I feel like they gave her a clip to watch 20 minutes before going on to watch what happens live. Like, hey, Julia, can you pretend like you actually care about this stuff? Here's someone on one of these shows pertain to be you but not being you at all and she's like okay, sure And she watched it and it's like what the fuck is someone doing what who is this person destroying my legacy right now? Yeah, I want to see that new Julia Robert sing on Netflix

It's like another I think it's like another end of the world thing. I don't know, but it has Julie Roberts in it. And I love her. I love you, Julia. I know. I can't wait to see another iteration on this same performance she always does. Well, I'll tell you what perform as much as I love Julie Roberts, I can tell you what performance she's never going to be. Let is in jamming. Berlin the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game.

I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. I'm going to get to the end of the game. which we know like all of you don't watch. So just a quickie because it also goes with winter house. The last time we talked about winter house last week or something,

I was like, I haven't even caught up on that show. Danielle is so cringe, I can't even watch Danielle. I had to watch a whole season of summer house cringing about, cringing because of Danielle. And now I have to watch another show cringing because of Danielle. Going on and on like an asshole. Okay, well I thought,

well I'm gonna watch this whole thing. I'm gonna cringe less. Oh no girl, I'm cringe-y-given more. And guess who she's dating? Joey Marbles. Joey Marbles. I'm having hospitality. Oh, Joey Marbles.

You know what's funny about Joey Marbles is that he's like, they want him to be in the role of fuckboy on the show, but he's really not a fuckboy. I mean, he's sort of his, but he's not not like he's not like the bar. He's never fucking right He's never like a fuck boy who never fucks that we've seen that we've seen so Joey Marbles You know, I love some asexual Non-fucking energy. I've got it. Yeah, I love it And I'm glad to have kind of that hero on TV if you're gonna be that hero

But don't try and act like a fuckboy when you're just not a fuckboy. Act like a person who's getting creamy creations delivered. I like being mad at him for not being as depraved and awful as the other men on Bravo. We're like, oh fuck them, fuck sand of all. Fuck joy, marbles for pretending to be sand of all, but not being as shitty boo.

But yeah, they're dating. They It's it's a strange one and I don't even know how they by the way Daniel Why are you dating long long distance and why are you dating joy marbles of all people? Why? That's what I'd like to know You know, I don't know but it is kind of rough watching her on her show I'm trying to open this. Okay, I open the link. So blind items suggest Andy Cohen and John Mayer are officially dating and living together. This is the most tenuous blind item. They're like, well, there's no evidence of any of this, but someone wrote it in. So are they? As of right now, there's no evidence to suggest them why you guys writing whole article.

It's so sloppy. I mean, if they are good for them, good for them, good for Andy, because I feel like Andy has a crush on John Mayer. And so, you know, you do what makes what makes you think that, Ben? That's crazy. What a crazy pie. Yeah, I mean, that's that's an interesting blind item. We'll see we'll see what happens But we do note there's another even stronger blind item that's not so blind But it does have to do with the noidem John Janssen and Alexis Bolino So I feel like we talk about this every two weeks But it feels like it's becoming more and more of a real thing because Vicki gumbels them way to in. And she was like very angry about this whole situation. You saw that, right?

Yes. Go ahead. Tell me all about it again, honey. Well, Vicki was basically, she tweeted out and she was like, I am not holding my tongue in my thoughts on Alexa's dating, Shannon's ex. I'm disgusted in telling all. So the fact that she said that they're dating, that's a pretty strong, like, for a while it was like,

oh, they took a photo together at the quiet woman or they were seen together. But now Vicki is saying that they're dating. Well, it is weird, because, you know, Theresa and Vicki both, I was a lot of them do it, but especially Vicki and Theresa, they get paid by clickbait, allegedly, assumedly, assumably, whatever. They, you know, obviously get paid by clickbait, allegedly, assumedly, assumably, whatever.

They obviously get paid to do this stuff, so they put the clickbaitiest things, like Kim Zolciac is one, and God bless them. She doesn't say that many, either, Kim Zolciac. But she just posted one the other day that was like, it was a picture of her and her daughter, Brielle, and it was like, I'm so excited to be a grand baby. Which of course, I think, years down the line. You know, they post this clickbait stuff, but this clickbait,

you're right, did say Alexis is dating Shannon's boyfriend. And then they had another quote from somebody or whoever that said, um, well, she doesn't, oh, Alexis said she doesn't know Shannon anything, which is the truth. And then there was a quote from Shannon supposedly that was like, I am devastated. I was like, okay, now I believe it. Like that's really all I needed was the Shannon. I am devastated. I am absolutely mad. I am absolutely mad.

I need to believe it. Someone here, a trogue one says that Tamra confirmed it on two teas that they are, in fact, dating. So Alexis, you can do better than John Jansen, right? Like he literally looks like a pezzed dispenser and you're going for him and like, why? You are, you can just do, there's just go for someone who's just

has more to offer the world. I was gonna say go for someone who's just, has more to offer the world. I was gonna say go for someone who's hotter, but like I even hotter, just go for someone who has a personality. Someone who is not going to just watch as you spiral out of control and, and I'm with a waspic Lera in his eyes. But you're talking about Alexis.

I mean, Alexis is fun because she's like a boxer rocks with light in his own aim. But still, like she's still Alexis. I mean, come on, but he expects. Yeah. Okay, guys, I think that wraps up this, got to be part. Now let's talk to you guys on Instagram.

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