Watch What Crappens - #2256 RHOSLC, Part 1: Mob Mentality

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone���s dressed like pirates.  This is part one of a  two-part episode.  Keep an eye out for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one, the only, it's the chief pirate of them all. Mr. Ronny Keram, hi, how are you? Well, hello, Ben. What's going on with you, babe? Not much, just, you know, just enjoying last night's Salt Lake City episode, another episode of pure madness, madness in Bermuda. The Bermuda Triangle has descended upon these ladies. This is the first time the Bermuda triangle has actually been scared for its own existence. Normally

the Bermuda triangle is a thing that terrifies people, but this time the Bermuda triangle is like, whoa, what is happening? I have to get back to that. People are like, oh, breaking news. The Bermuda triangle has disappeared itself. From the first time in history. Truly. What a wild outside. Still so crazy. I love it. And also before we start, I just want to remember a couple of things.

One is we'll say this again in the Southern hospitality recap later on this week, which there will be because guests who came through Bravo, given us those screeners. Bravo. Thank you so much. And I started to have to repeat this twice, but I want to make sure she hears it. Brooke at Bravo. I love you.

Okay, Ben and I both love you. We owe you our children. We owe you our lives. Thank you so much. Like what you did for us. Really means a Jordan. Thank you too. I mean, you guys really what you do for us.

We're bitchy, but definitely complaining about staff. But we're also extremely thankful when we get our way because we're children like that. And we just wanna say thank you guys. You're really kind and we really appreciate it. Thank you. You'll hear the scan later. The other thing, the other thank you,

is thank you to bread and butter wines, which we talked about a little bit on this recap because Heather was drinking it in a bar and I was like, who doesn't wanna drink a wine called bread and butter? Like I drink, basically, bread and butter now. I mean, it goes down whole and not as liquid and then, you know, hurts my stomach. But still, I guess you sent us wine, bread and butter wines.

Bread and butter? I mean, is that amazing or what? You know, the universe provides. So thanks to bread and butter, thanks to Bravo and thanks to Bermuda for being a great island. You guys are really killing it over there. And also thanks to everyone who showed up to Crapy Hour, we had a really fun one to close out the year. If you missed it, don't worry, it's on our feed. Actually, you can listen to the episode on our podcast, which is a great way to remind you that if you're merely listening to us but are not subscribed You should subscribe because that will make your life easier. You'll we don't have to tell you where all the episodes are

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the Vanderpump rules trailer that dropped earlier this week. We're going to go through shop by shop, making fun of it all, trying to figure out what's going on. We're going to get into it and when you're watched with crap as on demand, you can watch the trailer with us. You can see us watching the trailer and you can see the trailer. It's really fun. So that's just my big sales pitch to come join us on Patreon. Yeah, I do it with everybody. Okay, so here we go. Beginning of crazy time, our sprint to Christmas. We've got this going on, the Vanderprung rules. Oh my goodness.

Girls trip coming up, we're gonna be recapping three episodes of that in the next couple of weeks. We're gonna be talking to Bravo, we're Black, which we're super excited about. We're gonna be doing Southern hospitality, Southern charm, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, real housewives of Miami, and Something else that I forgot in there. It's a lot. So stay with us cuz we're sprinting to the end. Sprinting to the end. Yeah Christmas week by the way is it's gonna be a very fun week. We have a four-part recap with reality gaze of Ladies of the 80s a div us Christmas, which was on lifetime.

So that's like a four episode thing that's gonna be Christmas week. Plus we're gonna have our recaps of Girls Trip, if you're gonna be wondering like, hey, where are those recaps? We are saving them up and we'll be putting some out on Christmas week. There's like a million shows, like Ryan had just said.

And we wanna go on vacation. So we're just trying to like, we're playing Frogger right now with these TV shows and we're just trying to get through the street You know without getting run over or just just just bear with us and just okay So here we go real housewives of Salt Lake City season four episode 14 Bermuda birthday blues Yeah, what what if I can show this is what a gift? What a gift? Wow, but a wild wild gift.

So everyone's waking up. We're seeing all the women's beautiful views outside their windows, except for Meredith's. Meredith is just like some leaves, which by the way, still pretty in my mind. It's not like she was looking at a brick wall. It's not like she was like the Potomacast staring at a construction side outside the Van Zaten hotel. I know, it's like

Heather's view, Monica's view, glorious, and his view, glorious, Whitney's view, Claure Lisa's view, Diet Coke Hills, and Sprinter Driver's view, Gold is Ocean, the caterer's view of gold is ocean the caterers view Jack's viewing Columbia rolling hills of luxury and then it's just Meredith's view like Brooks on her iPhone, you know rolling the space. So Whitney is like Monica, where's the birthday girl? I hear it's your birthday. So she goes into Monica's room and they hug and stuff. She gives like a gift. She's like, this is like funny and cute. I'll at the same time. So it's a shirt that says salty AF,

which is funny and cute all at the same time. And Monica's like, oh my gosh, should I wear it to breakfast? And Whitney says, well, I thought it might be good over a swimsuit or something. Okay, Whitney, we know how t-shirts work, but thank you. Thank you for this airpour. Give a shot, gifts that you picked up.

Thanks for explaining t-shirts. So then Heather is trying to blow up a balloon and she doesn't understand the balloon shape. I think it's an apostrophe. That's what I... Well, I think it's like a... I assume it's like a heart. It's something that I feel like one aspect of it has been inverted, so it's creating an

apostrophe or a comma shape. And Heather is very concerned about it. And you can see in her eyes looking at the strange shape of this balloon, how do I turn this into a story about the horrifying things I went through with the Mormon church? When I was a Mormon, I wasn't able to complain about strange balloon shapes. Looking at this balloon, it being so reflective, I see myself and how far I have come. And I remember back in the beginning of my Mormon journey, how we weren't even allowed to look in mirrors.

It was considered a sense, like, okay, rap it out. It's a fucking balloon, okay? Okay. Mormon giant amount of legs. Come on. So Angie comes out and Angie Heather is sort of like matching because they both have animal prints on their outfits and everything and she's like glorious day out here look at this and Heather They're just they're gonna make Monica a queen for the day because it's her birthday and there's like a little tiara and Angie's wearing the tiara and Angie's

Monica, come down. Hey, so, oh go ahead, sorry. The Monika's not out yet because everyone's like still slowly filter in. So Angie's like, did you have fun last night? And they're like, no, it's the merit of the comes actually. So what's going on out here at the table? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh a bathtub, lucky binch. So let me get the strength, you have more respect for the binch than you do for your flant. Wow, I actually had no idea there was no option out here, because how would I? I'm basically facing a brick wall made of leaves at my window. Thank you very much. So they're talking about how Whitney came in really strong,

but she, you know, it's understandable. Because she has feelings about things. I mean, listen, I was gonna say she has thoughts, but who are we kidding? That's a stretch. All right. So Heather's like, what she really came for the jugular with me, she told me to shut the fuck up.

I mean, that's worse than that. Right, I love what they mean, but... Selective outrage is the phrase I like to refer to. And Meredith is like, well, I don't think that anyone should speak that way, purely it, and it does a flashback with, don't fuck with me, tell her to fuck off. Fuck off right now. Well, I'm a bully. with me tell her to fuck Woff. Fuck Woff right now. I know what it's like. I know what it's like.

And speaking that way, that is my own personal view of their people might have. Dumb of Woff from all the way up to that smile. And Heather's like, um, well, okay, let's just keep debating the ups and downs of Whitney being petty. Hi. Petty.

Did you hear your name? She's like, um, I don't know, but I do think the t-shirts Maybe it should be worn over bathing suits Well We were talking about you and about last night like why'd you come at me last night? All I was trying to do was remind Lisa about how condescending your approach is to their friendship. And Whitney was like, I'm sorry, I said that to you. I don't wanna talk to you that way.

I'm sorry for speaking to you that way. And so then Heather starts doing that thing where she starts fixing Whitney's collar. It's like that weird, like this is a gesture to show, I'm okay with you, I'm gonna fix some element of your shirt. She goes, okay, well, don't ever do it again until I lose. That's their big sister energy email.

Like, I take care of you. Don't you ever forget it. I'm fixing your collar. I can use cigarettes in the cell and I can also shank your ass. Anytime I want. So she fixes her collar and then that fight is fixed so then we get my favorite sound effect. Like just my favorite. My favorite completion horn. Just like okay that fight's done. So then Whitney they give like cold hugs and then we move on and Whitney tells us

I'm generally sorry I lost control and I hope that Heather's over it because I don't wanna feel like a way to add an apology about it. So then they start talking about how the balloons like a ball sack, because Heather's in that mode where she's like, sheki green, you know, she's like, she is me in a positive attitude. I'm gonna make a joke about everything this morning.

Yeah, she really is, like there are two balloons that are next to each other and she starts saying it looks like a ball sack. And then she starts talking about how, I've been doing breakfast parties three times a year for the past 25 years of my life. I know a thing about breakfast parties and breakfast parties involve balloons. And what thing you know is that you put two balloons together

and it looked like a ball sack. I sure as hell, I'm gonna balloon right now. I know what I'm saying. Anyone, tips in the jar. Tips in the jar, everyone. It's just really funny that this is her like Elaine Boosler moment. Then in about 10 minutes, she's gonna start crying

and freaking out that people are talking about sex. So just wait for it. She's just wait for it everybody. So Lisa comes in and she's like, Happy birthday, wait a minute, she's not even here! Guys, we did such a good job decorating! I love the decorations! Did you bring a freaking hellamp?

Take a look at this, this hilarious! No, it's a manual pump, but you'll know how to use it. It'll come natural to you. Yaaah! This is how I got my jaw circuits! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! I can laugh about that now. He'll come natural to you. Yeah, this is how I got my jaw tickets. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I can laugh about that now. It's hilarious now.

So now Monica finally enters, and she enters from the wrong way. They're all, they all are coming into the door and she comes in from a staircase, which by the way, if you're doing a surprise part, you gotta cover your bases, okay? So she comes in and she's like, well, we're all decorating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Heather is like, happy birthday Monica. You're now entering officially middle age. Monica's face is like, thanks, did not have to say that part, Heather. Thank you very much. I'm so Monica Kries, she's very touched.

And she's like, guys, I don't wanna make it happy, but honestly, it's insane. And like I've never had a birthday like this in my life Because I'm poor, so thank you guys. Thank you So they all hug her and Monica says that you know She's had a plethora of bad days you guys and her relationship with her mom is in a very fragile rocky state and it's very hard to not film overwhelmed But this is the nicest thing anybody has ever done for her in a very long time. Yeah, and then they all go inside to have

a traditional Bermuda breakfast and I'm like, what's this going to be? They're like, okay, we've got vegetable kees and breakfast potatoes. That's okay. Love that insight. So then, some haka's telling them that today, they're gonna go jet skiing, and then she's gonna meet up with her family who she hasn't seen in 30 years, and she's like really nervous, and the whole family is living in the same house,

and they all live together, and Heather's like, well, what are you gonna talk to them about? She's like, well girl, I'm gonna tell them, oh, why, I'm not there because it's Linda girl. And then she says that after all that stuff that happened, that whole conversation that happened a few episodes ago, Linda didn't even show up to therapy. Linda didn't show up and so we see a clip of two weeks earlier.

And the therapist is like, um, your mom was supposed to be here. Um, what happened? I think she's talking to something because I am missing a tree from out front. Just kind of odd. And Monica's like, well, the last couple of years,

she really lost her shit on me girl. And I like freaked out. And I was like, with mom with me, like you can't even come to therapy. And like, this is your idea. So then she tells us that her, well, she tells all the girls, including us thing that her mom has been trying

to come on the trip because she's been contacting her family and saying, oh, hey, Monica's gonna come visit you and I'm gonna surprise her and come on the trip to. And she's like, I don't like that because she's just trying to come on a Bermuda trip. Like if she can't show up to therapy, she shouldn't just come because it's in Bermuda.

Like that's obviously her just trying to get a free trip from production, right? Yeah, this is not, I'm sure Linda's pitching it like, oh no, it's gonna be this great mother daughter bonding thing, et cetera, et cetera, but Linda's just trying to come on the cast trip, which is, I mean, that's so classic, Linda. I don't think we have we ever seen a mom shamelessly try to attach herself to a cast trip on the real housewives.

I can't think of any. It's pretty good. I mean, you got to hand it to her. Yeah, it didn't work, but she tried it. You know, Linda tried it. So what's her name, LD, Mil-En-Air, Twitter? Is that her name, LD, Mil-En-Air? I don't know her Twitter name. Yeah, LDMillionaire,

here to aspire. Okay, go ahead, and keep breathing on. I'm going to see if I can find her. Well, while you look at that out here, Monica's talking about how they're going to go jet ski and they're going to go to the beach, and then afterwards they're going to get into Bermudian piratewrench costumes, which then Lisa wins that, and so she goes, well, you know, I don't like getting dressed up. My contributions are hoop earrings. Ha ha ha ha ha. I was just like, thank you to your nod to piracy with your hoop earrings.

And then Heather's like, well, that's the only thing she's gonna wear. Full naked giant hoop earrings next to two balloons that look like a ball sack. Am I right, everyone? Oh wow, when he's having so much of an effect on you, I'm really proud of you. So now after breakfast, Monica invites Lisa up to her balcony.

And so Lisa goes and joins her. I just like, oh my gosh, Jetsky, are you ready? Now I don't wanna wear a costume that looks like a Jetsky. So my contribution are bracelets. Okay. Did you find Linda's Twitter, by the way? Yeah, I'm just like, you're listening to you. I was like, I'm just gonna go,

keep going till you still drop me. Well, the reason I was looking for it is because I wanted to see if she said anything about last night, because I have questions about how this all unfolded. She didn't, you know, she just does a lot of like, j'adore, j'adore success. And she'll be like, oh, here's one from 11 hours ago. Monica, you called me at 605 PM.

You know I work until 7 PM. You're making it sound like I avoided you, which I didn't. Dun, dun, dun, because Monica said, Linda, I called you tonight, no answer, but I see you're available on here on an app where the world can continue to see this dysfunction. At that time, I did believe that you had something to do

with it, which I told you on the phone a couple of days ago, you then talked to me, oh, so she didn't have anything to do with it. You see, I figured, okay, here we go. I'm gonna read this from the beginning, shall I? So Monica posted, I guess on an Instagram, because it's pink, it says, I'm just gonna say this,

production spoke with my family in Bermuda, communicated with them, met with them in Bermuda, went to their homes, and visited with them, signed stuff to film for my birthday and everything. So people claiming I don't have family there, or it was a lie, can continue to believe what they wish. It will know. It's gonna be my conspiracy theory.

That's my conspiracy theory that Linda made it all up and is catfishing her own daughter. Okay. Yes. So then Monica writes, who posted that? I'm just gonna say this, production spoke with my family communicated.

Okay. So then she has one that says, Linda, I called you tonight, no answer, but I see you're available on this app. At the time, I did believe that you had something to do with it, which I told you on the phone a couple of days ago. You then talked to me and showed me text, and we cleared it up, and now I know.

So, Linda didn't, you know what? Here's the thing, like Linda's an asshole, but I still every time something happens, I'm like, wait a minute, is Monica telling me the truth? Because one thing you can't forget, is Monica's also an asshole. She's a very funny asshole,

and she's the best casting of the year. I'm glad she's on this show. But Monica's full of shit too. And I feel like people forget that on the internet. Okay, so let me finish. So, however, yeah. Yeah, however, that does not take away from what I felt and thought happened at the time It does because you went on national TV and blamed your mom for doing all of this shit that she didn't do Monica

So yeah, it does kind of take away from it. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So she says yes, I know now In that moment, I did not know anything. I was blindsided and I felt humiliated and embarrassed and crushed. However, I still have no idea what happened and why they backed out. There you go. Your name is cleared. Looking at our relationship, your behavior on Twitter alone, you can see how me thinking that you could have been involved was not out of the realm of possibilities.

That's also true. Fair. Fair, I thought it was fair on her part. So she says, you could have gone to Twitter and confirmed. We have family there since people aren't believing that, but this is important too. Anyways, I hope you can sleep better now

since I've told the whole truth. So help me God. And I'll take all the help from God I can get right now. And then her mom writes, Monica, you called me at 605. You know I don't work till seven. You're making it sound like I avoided you, which I didn't. So these her mom writes, Monica, you called me at 605. You know I don't work till 7. You're making it sound like I avoided you, which I didn't. So these two are just, these two are dysfunctional.

They are. And I mean, let's not forget also that Monica is trying to like, grift, belab and laser currently, okay? So we do have to take everything she says with the grain of salt, but you know what else I take with the grain of salt? A margarita, which means that there are a lot of delicious things that go with salt and monica. Literally every good food has salted it.

So I'll take it, you know? I'll take it. But it just is a lesson, because I knew if I looked that up, that we would find out something, because this just did not ring true last night. Well guess what, we're not even close to that part in the recap yet. But I just figured we're still thinking that there might be a nice scene between Monica and her

long lost relatives. So she's actually in fact in this scene right here. So she's called Lisa up and she is basically inviting Lisa to come join her to see her family for the first time in 30 years. And she's basically saying, look, I just want you to get like a more of an understanding of like who I am and where I come from, you know, and Lisa's like, yeah, seeing who you come from and like what your roots are like, that's like really, really cool.

It's your cyber security team gonna be there joining us. Okay, just are, like, that's like really, really cool. It's your cyber security team going to be there joining us. Okay, just wondering. Okay, thanks. Well, it's also weird that she's budding up to Lisa, like of all the people while Lisa, you've been fighting with Lisa the entire season and now all the sudden you need to buddy up with Lisa. Like it's just presumably because she's going to use Lisa against Meredith, right? So it's not that somebody else would be like,

I really want you to meet my family. I'm just gonna make her. She really likes me. Why can't I do to be our friend? So she's like, okay, well, by the way, also I wanted to talk to you about something Meredith called me and she talked to me about how she believes and she is in the Greek mafia. Just fucking show.

Okay, you've got Monica sitting up on this balcony in Bermuda in a salty AFT shirt with a long flowy cape, a scepter and a crown being like, Meredith said the aunties in the Greek mafia. Love this show. I mean, this show is operating at such high levels right now. Like, it's just ridiculous. The pivot from long-lost relatives to accusations about the Greek Mafia is amazing. And then they cut, when she says that, we cut to a shot of Angie trying to get on a pool

float alone in her Greek flag, Bikini. And she's like, apparently she has very bad balance or equilibrium on a pool float because she's on this float. A very large wide flow and she's fully on it and she's like, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then the guy around under it says Angie Greek mafia. Question mark. I think I was back to Lisa like, oh my God, are you like crazy? That is not like the actual mafia. And then we cut back to Angie just being like, oh, yeah. I get all this stupid thing.

We cut back to Monica. I think well, we started talking about Angie and her financial situation. And all of a sudden a week ago, I start getting DMs on Instagram about Angie and literal legal docs about her declaring bankruptcy, Sean declaring bankruptcy. I mean, they owe $170,000 to the IRS. And Lisa's like, ball shot, ball shot.

You know what, I don't believe any of that. But this is Meredith and Tadjans. It's a damage, Angie's fendshops, relationships. Yeah, everything. There's just repel a fact. There's fun shops, relationships. Everything, there's just a ripple effect. There's a ripple effect. It's like if Aston Couture stepped on a Diet Coke

hem in the forest, everything would change. Everything would change. You know, it's ironic that you're having this conversation with you, like I'm having this conversation with you, and then there's like suddenly documents that like come back it up. Like this is what happened before with me she did this last year in the same thing with my ass a say- say- say- say- say-- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say- say And MDM, I went out and asked me see filing on it was sent by someone named Clux Flarks. I don't know who sent it but it came to me

So Lisa and then the fight in the sprinter band. Did you talk about me in my past? Nost, I married this like I have not talked about Something And then we cut back and Lisa's like honestly, I think Meredith is setting you up. Monica could go setting me up. What do you mean? Which is why this is fucking fishy again. Fucking Monica. Okay, Monica, you set it up like this.

You know what's so crazy? We were just, I was just talking about this to Meredith and then I get all of these DMs. Isn't that crazy? Which leads Lisa to go, no, it's not crazy. She did that on purpose because she's setting you up. This to Meredith and then I get all of these DMs isn't that crazy which leads Lisa to go No, it's not crazy. She did that on purpose because she's setting you up and Monica's like what? You think she's setting me up Monica. You honestly expect me to believe your stupid, okay?

I do not believe you're stupid. I think you're a very smart person of course, that's what she's leading with I don't know. I don't know. But Monica is just Monica is now trying to set up Lisa. They're just passing along the setup. She's like Monica sees that she's being set up. So now she's like, let me pass this along to Lisa and get Lisa mad. Or I think she wants to have a justified reason to turn on Meredith in this moment. Or maybe she's feeling left alone or at sea because at the end of the last episode, when Monica decided, okay, let's get the storyline going, Meredith was like, I don't know anything. I don't, I never saw anything like that.

So, which was actually, you know, you could interpret that as Meredith saying, oh, I want Monica to do my dirty work. I also interpreted as like, hey, we talked shit about, about Angie off camera, but you're not gonna make me talk shit about her on camera, so don't even try it. That's kind of how I interpreted it last week, yeah. Was that, which is like,

why are you talking about it? I talked about it on camera, what the hell? Yeah, when I think the instinct to say, why are you talking about this on camera is different than saying like, hey, go tell someone to talk about this, or go talk about this for me. Well, it could have been like, hey, why are you bringing it up on camera, but also, why are you bringing this up with me on camera? You're supposed to bring this up on your own without me,

right? So it could have still been Meredith setting her up and just being the shock that she's still being dragged into it, and that her fingerprints are now officially on it. You know, it could be that too, because Meredith is just acting guilty as hell. I mean, she- But any doubts I have last week are gone this week, because she does act guilty as hell, you know. But they all act guilty as hell. I can't really tell, because Monica's acting guilty is held too. So what we've seen from Monica is that she takes things that the lady say and she twists them and then regurgitates lies out of them. So she'll take a brain of truth and then regurgitate it as a lie.

So girl, I don't know. Yeah. So now, and Lisa, Lisa's like, you're being set up to do the dirty work. And Monica's like, oh my girl, if I up to do the dirty work and Monica's like, oh my God, if I'm being used as like a pawn to get the information out, like that's like a really fun job girl. And I'm gonna be like really sad.

I'm like disappointed, and I'm like once again, being used as like someone's scapegoat for some bullshin rumors. By the way, this whole thing, and when he does this too, like I can't believe I'm being used again as someone scapegoat. What does that say about you? This, you gotta like get your shit together.

Okay, if people keep coming to you because they know they can manipulate you, it's time to start getting some instincts around people. But it's not, they say being used, but it's not even being used. You're repeating mindless gossip. Like you're just as bad as the other people. Like they make it's not, they say being used, but it's not even being used. You're repeating mindless gossip. Like you're just as bad as the other people. Like they make it sound like, oh my God, the other people are evil

gossipers, but when I do it, I'm just like this innocent, sweet little lamb. And also Whitney's whole storyline last year was the Gisfor Jazz thing, which she was trying to use against Lisa, which she twisted from something that Angie made a joke about. Angie Harrington made a joke about last year. And then they were getting all this SEC stuff about Lisa. Well, guess who Lisa's enemy was last year? It was Angie Harrington.

So I'm wondering if Angie Harrington has anything to do with all of this new stuff coming for the other Angie because other Angie is the Angie that they kept out of all that mess last night. And that would be, that would be funny. I mean, ultimately, the reason why people like started interrupting you, but just before I forget to say it, also last year we found out that the big deal

with Angie Harrington and her husband is that they did have fake accounts that they were coming out after it. They were coming after everybody went. And her husband had to apologize on have fake accounts that they were coming out after it. They were coming after everybody. We got about that. And her husband had to apologize on national TV for that shit and wasn't it against Lisa? It was against Lisa, right? And they apologized with Mary.

No, it was. It was against Lisa, but his name, but his name was like, Schofan or something like that. He somehow got himself into such a mess. But ultimately, Whitney and Monica, the reason why people so reliably go to them to help spread rumors is because all they do is Prattalon. All they do is gossip and they talk, I mean, everyone gossip. But they really, like, they just let it all fly out.

So it's like, like, why am I being used again? It's because you don't shut up. You know what I'm saying? You're also always talking about other people's shit. But also, they phrase it in a way like they're these innocent little lambs, and I can't believe I'm being used, but so coincidentally, it's also stuff against your enemies.

You know what I mean? They're both coming for their enemies, and then they're acting like, what? I can't believe I was tricked into like trying to embarrass my enemy on national TV. Here, I'm gonna blame this other person for it. I mean, they're ridiculous.

So Monica's like, yeah, I'm being used as a pun, it's fucked up. So Monica's also very smart, and it's possible that she did all this stuff with Meredith to pin it on Meredith. You know what I mean? Because who at the time really even knew Monica was on the show?

Like why would people be DMing Monica with this information? It's neither, it's obviously it's Meredith, which I think is still a very good, it's obviously still a very good, the obvious choice. But I like it, right. But I like an alternate conspiracy theory

where I like the idea that Monica is Lisa Rippin has created a, well here's the thing, if Monica blocks this other person, like the thing with Instagram is if you block people, at least, that's what you just said, if Monica blocks other people, if you block someone on Instagram,

a lot of times it'll say block this person and other accounts they've created. So if she had blocked this, this, this random DMR and then she finds out that she's no longer connected to Meredith, then she might get an answer, right? That's true. But who knows? I mean, does he? I'm not sure if that works. I don't know.

I don't have a cybersecurity team like Lisa Barlow, but I do like sure if that works. I don't know. I don't have a cybersecurity team like Lucid Barlow. But I do like the idea that Monica sent the DM to herself to set up Meredith to make Meredith look like she was sending it. But ultimately, I just don't know if Monica operates on that level. But it's great. Maybe it's really funny. Well, I think that she watches the show, obviously, right? She's like a housewives fan.

So she obviously watched the show. And from watching the show, you know that Meredith was accused of all of this from last year. So if you really want to get Meredith just do something that everybody's gonna totally believe, which is this, it's the Instagram. It's like, it's the internet. Because the alternate is like,

is Meredith really this dumb to do this twice? I mean, she just got called out. The whole reunion was about Meredith doing this last year. She totally got busted. Is she really dumb enough to come back and do it again? Is there a very, very obvious answer that we are just not paying attention to? Who is the person that Angie got into the biggest fight with last season. Who is the person who poured champagne on Angie's head? Who is the person who was not exactly on her hands to look up to a gym. It's a gym.

It's like this. Miss Jen Shaw. Jen Shaw is the one who would have the biggest axi-crime against Angie, bigger than Meredith, in fact. In fact, Meredith's axi-crime on Angie in the still doesn't fully make sense. It's just like something that she decided to enter the season with. But Jen, Jen would have real resentment that she brings this lady on, because Lady accuses her of not paying for her party,

and then, this Angie gets to be a cast member while Jen rots in a cell somewhere in America. And Monica is in many gen jaws. Monica is like a more palatable gen. You know what I mean? So who knows? So I don't know that we're ever gonna find out, but I love talking about it.

I'll be talking about this probably on my desk. This is fun. I'll be like, who did it? Who sent the DMs? All that said. I'm like very accessible public records. Yeah, very accessible and also small potatoes records, like bankruptcy.

Ooh, like who hasn't? You're all poor. Like who are we care about? You're a brother. Yeah. You're all faking it. You're all, if you're an American, chances are, you're a zillion dollars in bet,

because everything we own is based on bet. No one has the cash to go buy a house, okay? Maybe can you more? I mean, who else do you know? Have you ever seen this? Just like, I'm buying this house and cash. It's very rare. I mean, you have to be super, super rich, but just the way everything is set up, we're all built of debt. You know what I mean? So it cracks me up when they start this. Like, oh my god, they're in debt. You know what I mean? So it cracks me up when they start this like oh my god there in debt I Know that's that's the funny thing there. So Monica is really mad that she is receiving these DMs and now

She really believes it's Meredith Lisa telling her Meredith is setting her up It's looking it's looking pretty it's a strong case I do think the Gen Shaw case has some merit. I do think that I enjoy the Angie Harrington conspiracy. I enjoy the Monica doing it herself. There's probably a Linda conspiracy to be found. There are a lot of suspects. I think they're all great.

Great like conspiracy. I don't think Linda going on all around. Linda would just send headshots. Linda doesn't care about anything. I have some important information Monica that I want you to read about Angie. Mom, it's just your headshot. Thank you. Yeah, I think Linda would just

would be sending information about Monica to bring Monica down. I doubt that she would even care about anybody else. Yeah. So now it's a little bit later and it's time to go jet skiing. So they're all going to go jet skiing and there's a lot of bitches. Come on. Come on bitches. We're going to go jet skiing.

Yeah. We get into the sprinter. Yeah, it's better. So they get into the sprinter and she's like, Hey, you guys, do you know what we should do? It's make up Mormon wraps. Hey, Heather, remember when we were in school? How we would make up the Mormon wraps?

I mean, how did we just let this one go? Where are the Mormon wraps? Heather's like, no, my parents didn't let me listen to secular music. Where are the Mormon wraps, God damn it. Yeah, and the scene just ends. I was like, excuse me, were the producers so traumatized from Lisa Barlow's wrap at the Bad Mormon Party that they was like, excuse me, were the producers so traumatized

from Lisa Barlow's rap at the Bad Mormon party that they were like, we just can't go back to this well. It's not gonna be good. Yeah, I mean, something, like, is it really hard to rhyme something with John Smith? I mean, Jesus Christ. I mean, roll them through your hood with this myth in Wes in, trying to your hood with this myth in West Sin,

trying to avoid John Smith and confess in Therapun. There are more of this. It's your mission. Good potty like it's your mission. It's not even your mission. You can find me in Columbia, Bidleful of Words. I'm running out of steam.

Because I can only see more than 50 cent for so long. They start talking about the color yellow. And Heather's like, oh my God, that's Ashley's favorite color. And they say, oh my God, that's my favorite color. Let me talk about yellow being my favorite color. And then there's like, no, we're talking about Ashley right right now, because Ashi is in the best stage of her life. She's like, young, she's blonde, she's on a beach, she's driving on Mercedes, she's in a sorority,

her mom puts money in her account. I was like, are you trying to get your daughter beat up? Because I want to put nails in her tires, okay? Don't describe your daughter like that on national TV. Oh my God, hot, blonde, rich girl, who doesn't have anything in drives and Mercedes, and she's on the beat. Like, uh, steal her car.

Still at least take the hubgaps. Ronnie wants to take her down a peg. So Monica's like, Hashtag's and Heather's like, I'm not gonna talk about my daughter's sex life. And Heather tells us that she doesn't shy away about having conversations, about certain things, but she finds that some things are disrespectful

and some things are sacred. And her daughter's sex life is one of those sacred things that she's not gonna talk about on TV. And Mark is like, well, I don't think it's a big deal. And she's like, well, want me to ask her how her sex is. And she's like, yeah, Chris Jenner does it all the time. There's who you want to emulate. I mean, it's hard to say like,

who wants to emulate the Jenner's? Because they're like worth 97 trillion dollars or whatever, but I don't know, do you? Other than that part, does anybody want to emulate them? I don't know. Because it's hard for me to watch that. So I haven't watched it do you? Other than that part, does anybody want to emulate them? I don't know, because it's hard for me to watch that show. I haven't watched it since back in the beginning. But every clip I see in it, my head tilts.

You know like when a dog hears a funny noise and their head tilts, that's what my does every time that show comes on, I'm like, hmm, or I see a clip of it. Yeah, I... Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really doing it, I'm really don't appreciate anything you really don't appreciate Then can you treat me Kim and then Kim's like well, you know what? I like really didn't appreciate I mean me there cuz like I like made things possible in this family Yeah, I'm gonna think for you don't think see that I don't make things possible in this family like that is like so

Offensive Kim you're offensive. Oh my god. Did you just you are me? Yeah, I've not seen it in ages. I hear it's better now that's on Hulu. I just I really struggle with reality shows that are on the e-network. I feel like they're made by interns. I'm like, what is happening here? So Angie, she's like, I have known Heather since she was 15. comes one right now. So Angie, she's like, I have known Heather since she was 15 and Heather has a very strong LD is a very strong LDS girl. And here we are on the topic of sex and is making her uncomfortable. It's hard to deprogram ourselves after we are taught certain things or hold lives. Literally when you are an actual robot, it is very difficult to deprogram yourself.

You were literally killing yourself, Greek robot. I mean, it really is hard to deprogram yourself from religious training or really anything that happens when you're a child's, just getting it. You know, like childhood trauma and stuff like that. When I was a little boy, you know, because I'm half Lebanese, so the Lebanese side of my family for birthdays, it would just be these huge things with tons of people there and all your cousins and all your

aunties and all this stuff. And you everybody's dancing around and a cod. I don't even remember what birthday might maybe my fourth birthday, fifth birthday. They brought out a belly dancer. At a birthday, at a child's, yes, at a child's birthday party. Yes, we did. Okay, judge away, fuckers. But they brought out a belly dancer, whose name was Rosie. I'm still terrified. When belly dancers come out, they're still part of me, like my whole clenches and I start sweating. Like every single time I was terrified. I was terrified. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I remember being like six, really, I remember being like six or whatever and going to Epcot Center and they've got like a Moroccan restaurant and there were belly dancers there.

And where you traumatized? I was not. I was the most. Right. I became watering down my trauma. All right, so my trauma, I'm very upset about it. You're like, whoa, I saw it. I just fucking belly down, trying to get through

and traumatize me. I wasn't traumatized. Good game. I just devalued. I was trying to deprogram you, Ronnie. I'm trying to deprogram. I'm more stressed out now. And by the way, no offense belly dancers. I don't want someone, someone's out there like chinging right now.

They're like dancing around practicing. And they're like, these fuckers. I came to this podcast for a place of peace and they just dissed my entire industry. Listen, this is nothing against the belly dancing industry, okay? But as a child, don't get your finger symbols too close to a child's face. You can't do that. And then basoons like that, I've never seen like boobies like that right up in my face. I mean, she was having me motorboat her like while she was dinging the finger things

like right in my ear. I was fucking horrified. I still can remember it. Wow. Wow, well, you know what, I mean, there is a big difference between being five and six and, you know, maybe that that's the breaking point

between belly dancer, trauma. Maybe. Maybe I have to ask the threshold. I escaped. I aged up enough to appreciate the fine art of the feminine form. Well, I feel like whenever I have a trauma, you're like, that's not traumatic, but well, you don't say that, but it's not traumatic to you. But I will say one thing that I kind of got karma on this week with you about that is you're very traumatized by scooters on the street. I love them.

I think they're great. You don't like the little scooters and you got your ass run over literally 10 minutes after talking about it here on the show. On Potomac, I was actually reveling in the fact that a motorcyclist and someone on a bird scooter crashed into each other. And I was like, I just missed it. I pulled up just as they were picking themselves up and I was so mad because I wanted to have seen it.

So it's like those scooters shouldn't, I was like those scooters shouldn't be in the road. They should never be in the road. They should be in the sidewalk. So yesterday, I walk out of a building. I literally walk out of a building and the woman on a scooter crashes into me. Crash is right into my shoulder because I was like crash.

And, um, and she was so sweet. This poor girl, she probably was like 21 and she was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I'm okay. I'm like, are you okay? She goes, no, are you okay? That was a hundred percent. My fault. I mean, to be fair, I came like I came powering out of My that door. I didn't know you had to look left and right for moving vehicles when you walk out the door But I did just say put those scooters on the sidewalk. So I got my I got my karma. I got my full karma literally Run over by a scooter on a sidewalk.

And there's what's really ironic about it is we found out that that girl was a belly dancer. So, I'm on the way to a five year old's party. I gotta go. Tell me you're not traumatized by belly dancers. You see, karma's on my side. She crashed right into me.

She crashed right into my arm. And the thing that was crazy is there was a construction on the building, so on the sidewalk, you know, the sidewalk had like that cover with like the scaffolding, you know. So it was more narrow than normal. So I feel like if you're on a bird scooter, I still would prefer you on the sidewalk than on the street.

But if you're gonna go onto a sidewalk that has the scaffolding, maybe like go really slowly, maybe don't go like speeding down and crash into people who are walking out of doctor's offices. Oh my God, she said she's sorry, like what more do you want? It's poor girl. No, it was fine. I thought she looked traumatized.

She looked so bad. So, she looked so bad. She looked so bad. So, she looked so bad. So, she looked so bad. She looked so bad. She looked so bad. She looked so bad. She looked so bad. She looked so, so, she's back in the sprinter van. Monica is basically like, has your daughter sex life and Heather is over horrified.

I do think she is a little bit overly horrified. I mean, yeah, is it inappropriate to ask your kids to ask about your kid's sex life? Sure, but she's of age and you are talking about, I mean, who cares? Really, I guess is my point. So Monica tells us kind of a question I've had, which is, are you a bad Mormon or not?

Because a bad Mormon would talk about sex. But it's not like a vile Mormon. It's just like slightly rebellious Mormon, you know? Yeah, I drink caffeine. I was on Heather's side for this actually, not about like, I don't think it's like a parent is obligated to talk to their child about sex. They can, I don't care if they would do or not,

but what I felt Monica was chastised like her about was that Heather did not want to talk to Monica about her daughter's sex life. Like why on earth would Heather air her daughter's sex life on national TV, especially to someone like Monica, who like that's like very privileged information what your daughter's sex life is. And also it's like that is her daughter's sex life.

And like I just don't think that it's cool to do that. Like your daughter's young and to just air out like who her daughter's bonaning in Santa Barbara? To Monica of all people on a Sprinter van where the space was supposed to be. I'm not saying she should. I'm just saying getting offended. You're saying.

Right, I would just be like, I would have her initial response, which is like, no, I'm not talking about my fucking daughter, but it seems to bother her as the episode goes on. More than I guess I would be bothered. I think Monica was just trying to be like, oh my god, we're wacky. We're on a girlship. Let's talk about fucking because that's, I think that's also just a housewives. You know, we're seeing a lot on Potomac right now when there's a dead moment, people like, oh my god, let's talk about sex, you know, and actually I

think it happens in friendships too, like normal life where you're like, well, I have nothing to talk about. Stuck my penis through a wall the other day and have no idea who sucked it, but it was great. You've ever done that? And then you start having that disgusting conversation. I forgot what we were talking about. Okay, so anyways, he starts having that kind of,

Heather gets a little overly offended, but then in my opinion, but then we go to the doc to do some jet skiing. Yeah, so it's jet skiing. It's jet skiing. I don't even know why I'm talking like this. I'm just making things out of that. I make me sound disgusting and I didn't even do that. I actually was, I was like, you know what, let me be crazy.

Let me stick a penis in this wall right now. And just as I was taking it out, I got run over by a bird scooter. It was so awkward. I stuck my penis there in the wall and it actually has little tiny tarot racks on it now. Fucking birds. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Then that and thank you. That really does speak to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my, to my So then eventually while they're jet skiing they get to a one place and this guy Harry who's like their leader is like All right, everyone. I'm gonna give you all a piece of bread and You're going to feed it to the fish or as I call them Bermudian piggins so they feed fish bread and the fish all come afloch and because these fish love the bread and

You know the fish are going, that's, again, it's, to see carbs on these shows is always a moment, it's for reflection. Even for the fish to eat them. I'm like, oh my God, you're on TV. Like I'm so very creative. I'm like, I can't believe what I'm seeing here. There's fat.

Bread out of you. But it would have been very house-wise fish if they pulled the bread out of the water and it wasn't really eaten. The fish are just like jumping all over them so I was like, look like they're eating it. Oh my god, look at me. Oh my god, I love bread, I love it. No one fish comes up with a little fedora.

One fish comes up with a little fedora. It's like, you didn't even eat that. You just push it around your plates. I get kissum, name him. Name him. Kusum, you've had an eating disorder, fish. There's one fish who's watching the feeding frenzy and it's just like very offended and it's like, I am on a B.T. and just swims away.

I was trying to eat that bread but my suffocates is tiny. I've got the suffocates the size of a fish. I put you a fish. That's my thoughts and point. Very unique to me, college. You don't understand. I've given up bread.

Okay, I can't afford to be depressed by bread right now. So Monica's like, oh my god. This is like the best day. Like finally I have a companion who eat as much as I do. I've seen these fish eat more in five minutes and I have these women eat the whole time that I've known them. So now they get back to the sprinter bus, sprinter

van, had a great time jet skiing. It's time for the next activity. And Lisa's like, I don't want a hotty stick. Hotty stick. Anyone? And Lisa's sort of talking about how she had a kick-cat this morning. And it's just a normal idle banter. And Monica gets a text.

And then she starts to cry. And then she leaves the bus. And she just goes sobbing into the bathroom. And Lisa goes after her or she's like and Meredith's like what happened here did she receive more documents about other people on this in this print or van right now because I certainly do But I'm not gonna talk about that So then she's in the restroom like kind of squealing, you know, and then Lisa comes and say Why kind of squealing you know and then Lisa comes and say I like that Monica. Why Monica? Why Monica? Oh my god you're crying. I'm crying too, Monica. Oh my god.

My mom. Oh my god. My mom just made my family not me. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Why would your mom do that? And then in the sprinter van, Meredith's like, I was just talking from the side. And then she just shone out of the car. And I saw Monica.

I don't think she's crying. Is she crying? Meredith, why are you acting like you're in a town square and you saw this from far away? It literally happened to less than a foot from you. Well, what do you have in trouble keeping up with here? She sounds like she is telling the villagers about a cabod crane.

Well, last I saw, he went out into the woods and then he was saying there was a headless horse man. I don't know, it's very terrifying, but I did get a DM about it. And I don't know, do you guys get any DMs about a headless horseman after some filings that he's bankrupt? Ding!

I just got a DM about a headless horse. It's crazy! Oh my God, stop crying about the headless horse. It'll be okay. It's run by a ghost. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's run by a girl. I don't know. Okay, so back to the top. By the way, that's the least reassuring thing.

Don't worry. That horse is being run by a ghost. Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's like one point in life where being had aists is a horse is okay. By the way, Angie probably stuck that ghost horse head and someone's bad if the room is about her true, which I barely even heard. I would like to just say that the horse has a head. It's the horse man who does not have a head and the rumors and the nastiness about this ghost horseman have to stop

So back on the bathroom Lisa's like, well, but she just say yo I'm gonna cuz oh my god, I feel like I can't breathe so she tells us you know Just a couple of hours ago. She was getting ready to see her family And now she gets a text saying they don't want to see me. And I can't think but help my mom is somehow involved because I know she wanted to be here and now she's not here. And I she's so excited to go through stories and talk through you know she loves a picture book. So she wanted to do this. You know she wanted to see like the first Starbucks at her great-grandparents built them for me. They built all the buildings and businesses here. So, she...

This sounds fishy to me because they texted you, you know you can't come. Who sent her the text? Right. I guess production. At the end of the day, right? Yeah, it's weird. I don't know what the story is. I mean, I believed it at first, but I did think it was... Well, what was strange to me is she she says in this moment here in the bathroom

She says my mom just my mom basically was like like Like made my family not see me that's what she says my mom made me made my family not see me and then she starts talking about how Then I'll this whole thing and I was in the back of my mind, I was like, wow, that is crazy. Linda is the prey. But then part of me was like, maybe they got freaked out by the fact that like, it's reality TV. And then I imagine that there was producers going through there, et cetera, et cetera. So then, it's cameras.

Yeah, it's all the cameras. Cameras, they probably had to set up lights and everything. And I don't know. So then, Lisa, but I'm still believing that Linda did this. So they come out of the bathroom and Lisa's like, okay, take a breath, deep breath, do it five times. By the way, did you see my ring in that bathroom? I seem to be missing something.

Anyway, I can't believe that Monica's mom would metal on something this important to Monica on her birthday. And it feels like this has to be like the worst feeling ever It's like losing your ring three times over while your son is going off on a mission. I just feel so bad for her So they go back to the sprinter van and everyone's like are you okay? What happened? I just come on I think I have my shoe out there and I think it's your shoe You left a shoe.

It's like, wow, Heather's really ready to just go off about something. So then she's like, oh my god, you guys, I'm like a shoe, this, my mother took my shoe. So she was sobbing. And then Lisa's like, can I tell that Monica? I'm gonna tell them, she can go ahead. So she goes, we think her family was called by her mom

and they're consoled. And they're like, what? They canceled and you don't have a shoe. So they're all really nice. And I call my god Monica. I'm so sorry. And they're all, you know, kind of hugging Monica while she cries, which is sweet.

And she's like squealing. Like, I don't even have a family. I don't have a family. You have four daughters. Shh. She's no date. Right. But that's the best.

And she's just like, I mean, I feel like I don't need to like don't know that. Right, she think that's the best. But that's the best. And she's just like, I mean, I feel like I don't need to like, don't know so much about myself. And I feel like not wanted anymore. And I'm like, not wanted by my in-laws, like my home family. It's just like the shittiest feeling. And like to know that my mother did this,

like it's so gross. Like I just feel gross. Also, I'm barefoot. And this is like, I don't want to be barefoot right now. I was by the way, when she said, I'm miss my shoes are out there and they're like okay don't worry we'll get the shoes but in the next shot we see that the van is moving. I honestly was like did they get those shoes because I needed to see them get the shoes. Why is this the area where Bravo decided not to have continuity. They're usually really good about showing someone

bringing the shoes in. Yeah, like so, like suddenly we don't meet an ending. Hello, you cannot put a plot out there and does not finish it. So yeah, that was totally an unresolved storyline that she was. Okay, so I have questions. So she's coming to meet her family in Bermuda, but she's never talked to them and she's never texted them. And she didn't get her And she didn't get the number from her mother,

even though her mother's completely unreliable. I mean, I just have a lot of questions about this. I don't understand how this is all working. And I guess production is like, well, keep it a surprise, you don't need to talk to her because I'm answering my own questions because we wanted to be a surprise

because it's a TV show, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. But I did notice that when Monk was talking about this, she goes from my mom made my family not speak to me to then all of a sudden, like we were gonna be doing it and then all of a sudden they weren't gonna be doing it and I have to imagine my mom had something to do with it. So initially I thought that like there was

hard evidence that Lindob was behind this. And now then suddenly changed. So I remember I was like, that's a little weird. Like that's very presumptuous, but Lindob is a monster, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities. So lots of question marks about this whole thing, but you know what Ronnie,

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