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Episode Date: December 14, 2023This is part two of a two-parter! AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckil...y, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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So now, Erica's in her kitchen face timing her mom Renee, who is really growing on me, mom Renee.
Yeah, I'm actually really liking her. I don't remember ever specifically not liking her.
Maybe she just wasn't featured enough, but Erica's story is like one scene. I mean, the story is
I kind of liked of Erica's when she was like, I remember being at the school play
Performing up there performing my little face off. I was doing the vagina monologues
I'll never forget it and I looked at my audience and my mom was flipping me off with the martini in her hand saying
Fuck you. This can't get even that good. I'm off the stage or whatever the story was
I was like I kind of love the mom, but then we just saw the mom being kind of cold
and Erica being like,
Oh, I could never win the love of my mother,
which is why I brought my private plane to visit her
in a shitty little studio.
Or whatever it is.
Yeah, that's what I am saying.
That like we wanna see the cast members
with their parents trying to hash out their issues.
We don't wanna see cast members, you know,
feeding their kids and being like,
aren't they hilarious or asking their kids
what they should wear on cast vacations?
Like, literally, I could, like, honestly,
don't need it.
So, we want our parents telling adult children not to eat.
Exactly.
That's what we're in, too.
We want our kids to eat it.
We want older people telling their adult children,
you're gonna eat that.
Really, you're gonna eat that seriously.
Wow.
This show, these shows are ultimately in some ways
about shame, like we just watch these people
and we as the audience shame them,
the show shames them,
because the show's often putting up little things,
little captions that are shaming.
So when the parents get in on the fun, it's just all the richer for, you know, like that's
the experience, but we don't want to see the, we don't need to see the adults feeding
children.
No one cares about that.
So we know how to get, we know how to get from point A to point B. So Erica's like,
well, man, you know how in fifth grade I had to do a book
report on a city and I chose Las Vegas for whatever reason.
A book report?
What book was it?
A book report.
Photo shoot.
I didn't do a book report on a city, I chose Las Vegas a of course you did
B. Las Vegas is my book. Did you read it?
I took place in Las Vegas.
It's a pamphlet from Harris.
Hey mom, remember in fifth grade, I grade I do a book report and they
said that new work was already chosen so I chose Vegas. Remember when I did a
book report on that marquee that passed by us on a taxi in Las Vegas it said
girls girls girls that was a great book report. All right I remember what it
said to this day the book report said girls girls girls girls. Oh well Erica that wasn't a book. Hey
Mom remember in fifth grade when I had to do a science science science
Science project about flamingos and accidentally the recreation of the casino
Mom remember that time I won that math award for answering cherry cherry cherry
Hey mom remember in history class in fifth grade when I did a special report about
ceaseless palace but I had nothing to do with Rome
Okay, so um she's like yeah well after that book report I grew up and I just signed my
contract for my loss of baking some residents. Yeah.
Mom's like, oh, well, that's great, honey. So you bought a one bedroom in Vegas. No,
residency means you're seeing at a place for a few like Rush Limbaugh, who owns a casino.
Now, I have a question.
When you say residency, does that mean you're got like a gig or is that mean you're
gonna go stay at the resident and for a little bit?
I'm just just wanna get some clarification on this.
Now, I say this like every week because this story never left me once I saw it.
So I'm gonna look it up because this story never left me once I saw it.
So I'm going to look it up because this says, this is from the US sign.
And you guys, the sign is one of the most reliable.
You want to talk about during the book report on Vegas.
It's the sign.
Oh, so.
And so. And important and fantastic.
Wait, is it from this? Let me see. Chatter recently broke. Chatter recently
swirled. The Erica was dating businessmen and Las Vegas casino owner, Michael Gogan, 80.
She was also supposedly linked to controversial attorney Jim Wilk, 71, but claimed those rumors
were false. Now this was back from the summertime,
but there were still a lot of gossip about Erica. But I just remember seeing Ben, you should Google him right now and just see him. Okay. All right, all right, all right. He's an American
casino owner and operator in Las Vegas, who is the owner of South Point Hotel, Casino, and Spa.
Okay, so let's see here. Michael Gogan. Yeah, look at that. American engineering businessman, is that the guy?
I don't think it's an engineer.
He's an engineer, that's a little.
Oh, it's a G-A-U-G-H-A-N.
Sorry, I guess I should have told you.
G-A-U-G-H-N.
A-N.
This guy looks like he's selling chicken with a fat,
from Fort Valley, you.
He looks kind of like a, he looks like a very southern rush limbaugh.
This guy, there's a picture of him in a yellow bun
down shirt at a chair that's too tall for his desk.
What, are we short?
This cannot be true.
She is not.
This was a rumor.
This was just a rumor.
So I'm not saying it's true or not.
It's just something I read back when it came out and it has stuck with me ever since.
And I think that's what I make a comment about it ever because won't it stick with this guy?
It's gonna stick with you. I'm telling you, you're never gonna forget that face.
He's like a very southern, like, Russian limbaugh type and it just cracks me up.
Anyway, that's not their hair nor their. It really has nothing to do with anything,
but that's why I keep making that comment.
So her mom's like, so
Back to your book report on brush limbaugh
Didn't do some accident
Well guess what? Eric and Jane is back and she's bigger than ever before and there's no no way this time last year I could have ever imagined having a loss of egg as residency and possible.
I was so not in that headspace.
And then we see a montage of her crying and being mad, everything,
everything that we've known love from the past two years.
And she says, you know what, it's nice to share good news for once instead of
calling up feeling like you're never going to believe what happened again.
And I plan on having a lot more good news.
Yeah, and her mom's like, well, I was wondering if you
were gonna let me come.
Thank you for inviting me, honey.
But now listen, we know you have talent.
Hold on.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
All right.
Mom, that was lame.
I'm sorry, I thought I pressed the mute button.
Sorry about that.
But now perseverance is another situation.
All right, you needed this, Erica.
And you deserve it.
So congratulations.
Wow, thanks.
Somehow I feel much worse.
I did before I originally called you mom,
but I guess that is why I call.
I'm just here to do my job, honey.
Suck on.
Now, is that light in the loaf of Circus clown cloud
could be doing your hair again?
She's, well, well, well, well.
So possibly what you're giving selects for creative now?
I'm just saying maybe something a little bit more elegant
than that.
Man, tramps, choices.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, so then we go to you,
Sutton getting her store ready
and doing last minute checks with Avi.
And Sutton goes over to the display of roses
on the wall like the selfie wall.
And obviously, like, do not touch,
do not touch, I just want to see,
I just want to see everything, the whole circle.
But she's just to a final run through.
And he's like, okay, and then we're gonna change
into your shoes.
So then she just walks around doing that.
Doing that thing that I feel like rich people do
when they just shoot at their business
that don't actually work there,
where she's walking around at the last minute going,
I don't like those pearls on that mannequin.
I don't like that mannequin on that stump.
I don't like that white elephant on top of Ovi. I. I don't like that white elephant on top of Ovi.
I'm just kidding, put that white elephant on top of Ovi.
Are you hurting right now?
Does that hurt?
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, she's definitely doing the thing that,
it's not even rich people, it's just that managers do
when they clearly don't spend any time
at their business and then they walk in
and since they feel insecure,
since they haven't been there for a while,
they like do these weird little power plays
to make it seem like they're,
to remind everyone that they're the manager,
like, okay, how about this?
Can we just like take that door off the hinges
and turn it around?
I want that door to open from a different angle now.
Thanks so much, I'm the manager here.
Do you know who was really triggered by this scene,
I'll bet?
Aileen too.
I bet she watched this like,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
to watch another housewives episode with someone else taking credit for my work. Aileen too. I bet she watched this like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
To watch another housewives episode
with someone else picking credit for my work.
Sitting in an old,
an old, sitting in an old,
an old, an old calf tan somewhere,
pom-pom-pom-pom.
God bless you, Aileen too.
Sitting on boxes of,
boxes of, uh,
unsolved calf tans and lounge wear,
that unfortunately because the rent was too high, we're unable to get into the hands of
those souvenirs.
Cooking a can of beans over a fire fueled by old captains.
Scott left over.
I'm mad.
Oh my god.
And Shaheeda, Shaheeda is somewhere watching and just laughing,
like, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I am the partner now.
Because apparently Kyle Bysheeda is still a thing because Kyle mentioned it this episode too.
It is Shaheeda right,
or am I just saying a random word?
Kyle Bysheeda.
Sounds right, but I don't know.
And I'm not gonna agree with you.
You know, like, what disagree?
You know, the trailblazing,
trailblazing visionary behind Kyle's shiny pajama bottoms and such
Yeah, she's a caftan. Yeah, she was the caftan. She's like by the right hand. I'm desert. Yeah, I'm just a heat
Downswear
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You know what Kyle? Maybe I will
Why didn't I think of this? Oh, these are not just the caffnance anymore. This is all
Red everything in here is red Ben would you go look at this? Oh, I guess it's Christmas
Everything's red and green by it's very confusing. I would not give Kyle the credit to have anything organized by the holidays
Okay, so Kyle by a sheet of very, very. Hey, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Oh, we're going to be nice for Kyle,
but how can we be nice for Kyle when she still has images up from her like,
her like,
her Dallas hairstyles season when she had the bangs and everything.
Look, it's right.
Like, you know what, Kyle, you're rich.
Why don't you hire models for your, for your shit?
Okay, I'm sorry.
You and Farah are not cutting it for me.
Well, this is why I can't be nice about it,
because I'm not a nice person,
so that would be out of my nature.
But also because, do you see it on the screen?
I've just shared it for anyone who's on crap and is on top.
And I'm like, I'm coming back to you.
She's selling scrunchy set, a silk fabric. So she's show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys.
I'm gonna show you guys.
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I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm gonna show you guys. I'm supposed to look like somebody bit me in this older.
What are these?
This stuff continues to be awkward.
Please click on the Resortware tab and look at these purple travesties.
They all look like melted candles.
I'm going to pay Resortware.
Lensware.
Lensware.
Resortware.
Here we go.
Okay, this is what I was hoping.
Yes, this is what I wanted these.
Oh, okay, I was a model.
There, she looks cute I
know so I want you she won the show
$549 Kyle a tiger and zebra print
robe dress get out of here with your
okay I'll buy a scrunchy okay I'm
gonna go to my cart get the scrunchy
put it I would buy a robe into it maybe
I should get this like red robe the
long my oh it's a long maxi dress
never mind it's a long maxi dress.
It's never mind, it's not a rope.
It's a suit.
Okay, so we're getting the party ready.
And Erica's getting her hair done
with the party with Clyde,
who I guess I've seen Clyde before.
I didn't really know Clyde was like a thing until today,
but I Clyde were doing great.
So she, they're talking about how he's gonna do a chic look
for her and she's like, wait, it's not gonna be a side pony,
isn't it?
It's not gonna be a side pony, all you.
Oh God, I'm dressed like Carl Lagerfeld dressed me
to read the best random rhyme.
And then we cut to Dury.
He's like, it just feels so much like what Carl Lagerfeld
would do on the runway. I'm just not mad at it. I'm not mad at it, but I'm not gonna pay for it, he's bad, am I?
No Carl Lagerfield, what a kind person he was. So then we have Kyle FaceTime
a while
while we're talking about being the guy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Um, so Kyle Face-
Happy Holidays, everybody.
Hey Kyle, Kyle happy home again everybody. Hey, Kyle, Kyle, I'm kind of like a film.
So Kyle, face times Morgan, Morgan while getting ready and Morgan's like, what are you
blue and Kyle?
What are you doing Kyle?
She's like, I'm getting ready to go to another man. That fatness having, and guess who my day is.
He's gonna be the time.
Kim, you jealous my sister Kim saying,
I have eyes on me Kim.
I was on the big hair.
Yeah, it can seem like a real good girl.
What about it?
Mm-hmm, what about Kim?
What are you gonna wear, Kyle?
What are you gonna wear?
And Kyle's like, well, I know you're making fun of me
that what I'm wearing is not from my line. You know Morgan's like, wow, I know you're making fun of me that what I'm wearing is not from my line.
You know Morgan's like, wow, I make fun of you.
I'm actually gonna praise you for that.
But she's like, so this is not something from my line.
It's something else and it's very cute.
So just leave me alone.
Stop, stop rousing me already.
Stop being so playfully joking with me
and roasting me so much, Morgan.
Morgan's like, okay, cool. You're wearing something that's not from your line, fine, that's
cool, that's fine.
Okay, Morgan's like, I want to make fun of it, I was just curious about what these guys
are, because I was, you wearing some, so I was just saying, what is the guy, what are you
wearing?
Check out my god, what is this moon lighting?
Our playful banter is like so magnetic
and we're not even having an affair.
And so she tells us, like she is,
oh, she tells us, my relationship with Morgan
is like a very different to my relationship
with my other friends because she's like constantly teasing me.
I mean, listen to her.
Hey Morgan, what are you doing, Morgan, what are you doing?
Nothing, what are you doing?
Oh my God, stop it!
We'll use something right now!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I love that we can joke like this.
So she's like, I know that like what,
like when Morgan and I hang out,
like I just know I'm gonna be roasted.
Okay, I'll circulate her.
Oh my God, you are out of control right now.
Oh my God, you are hilarious, Morgan.
So she's telling her how she's not looking forward
to going to a sudden event,
because I haven't told you.
Well, I mean, we had this, like,
I mean, I told you part of that,
but we had this huge fight the other night.
And like, like she and Garsell,
like kind of both of them,
like they thought because I had this ring on
that they've never seen before
that Mauricio gave it to me
because he cheated on me and that was a makeup gift.
And then we see a flashback of that party of Kyle being like,
so basically you're saying like this ring,
the ring that I bought myself,
like you're asking me who bought me this ring,
like I can buy my own ring,
I bought my ring myself, like why can't I buy a new ring?
Okay, again, it's because you replaced your wedding ring
with a different ring and they were asking you
where your wedding ring went
Okay, but nice nice try get it out there. I'm more yeah, I'm more than goes well no matter what you do
People are gonna, you know, it's just very interesting
Oh my god stop roasting me stop roasting me Morgan. I'm not pleased. I'm making you please stop roasting me
And I'm pleased I'm making you please stop resting me
People are famous why should they call you not can get along so awfully why is that car? Oh my god Jesus in my burger man busy
Okay, busy we've replaced you
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I think my Bergman.
I was gonna say have a crazy, but for some reason,
eat my Bergman game.
Today I shall represent the roasting of a person by death
playing chess with carvichets.
Oh my God. Sorry, guys.
Okay.
Well, by the way, I still appreciate it because isn't that Ingmar Bergman, isn't that Isabella
Roselina's father?
Is that?
Because I would love Isabella Roselina to come out and be like, interstile of my father,
the famous roast master Ingba Bergman,
you have the face of Ninguana Vajaina, which has three compartments.
That is correct. That was a correct thank you.
Thank you. The true answer. God, you're so good.
Okay. I like to keep up on my Isabella Rosalini knowledge.
It's very important to me and to give more to you.
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Oh.
So let's see.
So everybody's getting ready.
It's getting ready time, right?
So, um, Kyle Morgan's just like,
Hey, we're gonna talk Alex, but play him Dave.
Kyle, you know what, you know what I'm gonna do
Here's what you can get on detects and people talking shit right she's like well
I'm gonna wear this tonight this necklace so like who knows what room this was who knows what room
Where this is gonna start. I mean right like maybe mercy has a whole other family like who about this one am I right?
Like maybe I have a whole other family am I right Morgan
Kyle shamelessly
preening about with her necklace. You know, you know, Morgan's like, oh that's real pretty
Kyle, which one's that taste like? Is that like lemon and lime? Can I buy it? It's like no Morgan,
this is not candy, it's real jewelry. Morgan's like, um, the Kyle, I'll have to talk
on to you, but I gotta go back to rap in that song about you snort and drugs off from a stomach at the shateau. Okay, see you later.
Good luck at getting people to think your advice we invite.
Hashtag roasted. Um, so uh, it's an epic roast like oh my god, was that little baby?
Yeah, am I just like a little baby chicken with 11 stuffed up his ass on salad rouse?
Cause I am roasting, roasted!
And a beautiful necklace I'd like to add,
unfortunately not wearing my own line of clothing.
So, sudden, like the vent is starting up
and obviously like, do you want a taste of caviar?
I was like, no, cause you made me eat all that sushi,
Avi, which I don't know why that may be laugh.
Like, Avi pushing sushi on-sun
and then she getting mad at him later,
like having too much sushi to be able to taste the caviar.
Now, this is a really marmbergman of this show,
is Sutton and Avi.
They've got the real Spencer Tracy.
Die, log on them on.
Are you gonna eat caviar?
No, you already made me have all that sushi.
So romantic.
So Erica is getting, she's with Eric Emory and Erica together.
And I guess.
And she's like, oh, hi, stall manager.
I'm so sorry, my hands are so chilly, but I do have a warm heart.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
That's, I'm a showman.
I'm a showman store manager.
I'm a showman.
Showman with a residency in Las Vegas,
which is also the name of my favorite book from fifth grade.
So, Erica's like asking,
Ann Marie, how she thought the night,
what her first dinner party was.
Ann Marie's like, I mean, it was good.
I mean, I thought it was comedy.
It was like pure comedy for me.
And then we see Avi, I love Avi bossing around
the other gay, because you know,
he, Avi kisses son's ass,
but then he takes it all,
I was ready to join the other gay.
He's like, take your sunglasses off.
You're not celebrity.
Not a celebrity.
For other guys. Like I get... bitch.
So Dorita Rives maxed and said,
Well, now I can arrive at a public event because something gave me a heads up that there's
going to be about 80 people, so I could warn myself.
It really allowed me to mentally prepare to be here.
Basically, I walked around my living room saying, how did you? How did you do? Now the PTSD is cool. Old completely dried up. It's like the story.
The story lies just it's not weird that she would have PTSD, but the whole like this whole
thing that she's going to use against Garsell at some point, which we're still not out like,
I can't believe you would invite me to a movie premiere with a group of people.
When you know I have put this.
I know, I'm so confused.
I'm just, I'm still confused why Doreet is more upset
that she was invited to an event where there were,
like she's more upset that there,
she was surprised by the number of people
than she was, that she was surprised
that Larza Pippin was there.
Like Larza Pippin to me, being surprised that Larza Pippin was there. Like Larza Pippin to me, being surprised
that Larza Pippin is at an event
is the larger complaint I would think.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely post-traumatic Larza syndrome.
Like what the current Larza-traumatematized syndrome
now lets you stick with Petasta.
That's funny.
That works.
It works for this situation as well, doesn't it?
So, Crystal, so Garsell and Satin,
you know, it's like small talk everybody's coming.
It was Sean and Chris.
You know, blah, blah.
And Kyle and they're all very proud of Satin.
Yeah, Kyle and Kim are in their limo,
which is where they were when Kyle screamed and yelled,
yeah, Goddamn alcoholic, that's all you are.
Which I just think is relevant because of the conversations tonight, but yeah, just move past it.
Kim's like, well, I've been to a lot of places and I'm very open.
And so when I walk in, I get like a lot of energy
instantly and it's like overwhelming.
And so I brought my magic markers just in case
you need like a kitty catcher on the wall.
That's what I'm saying, Kyle.
Well, I'm really happy that Kim is attending
with me tonight because when I walk in, I mean,
everybody's gonna see it.
Something's gonna see it.
Like a look, I actually didn't lose two sisters.
One of them is right here.
Yeah, there's always wine.
Okay, we all, I don't even need to be certain to say
what she's gonna be thinking.
Yes.
There's always, you're always on the out for the one
and always good with the other one.
And you're very subtle, by the way, being like,
oh really, you wanna talk about my sister?
I'm bringing her to the show.
Yes, I'm not using her as a prop.
I'm just merely decided to incorporate her back
into my social plans again to prove
that I have a sister who actually enjoys speaking to me.
She's definitely being her phone up against Kim's forehead.
She's like, okay, thank you.
I'm just checking my makeup.
I feel like a little fanoff fan cow. Come on, cow.
So Ann Marie is asking Garcell about her dating life.
And Garcell says,
I'm just looking for someone who's of my caliber.
Oh, oh, oh.
And then by the way, it's been like three years
and Garcell has like not gone on a single date.
I feel like except for that one guy
where they went on a date at like, Cartronks, it was weird. So I feel like not gone on a single date. I feel like except for that one guy with me, I went on a date at like,
Cartronks, it was weird.
So I feel like I'm on the,
I feel like I'm on the cusp of a revolution.
I don't feel like there's a lot of people who are like,
I don't fucking want anybody.
My purpose is to die alone.
Now stop fucking calling me.
Because I feel like a lot of people live like that,
but nobody admits it.
Because I feel like if you say that people are like,
are you okay? Of course I did open this show by talking about how sad it was that I was probably
gonna watch a Christmas movie alone for the first time later but still you know what I mean. I feel
like there's more of a lifestyle than people that are letting on. Yeah I think it's great. So Kim goes up to Suns and I do you think it's great?
I think it's a wonderful wonderful thing.
So Kim says.
TyLoan.
You'll never be alone.
Ronnie Caram, you will always have people around you.
It's great, man, it's really great.
Okay, so I will let you consider that one.
There's always the water fountain at Universal City.
You can always go to the city walk, whatever. Oh, I know.
I know.
I've only been caught in the 60 times. So Kim.
So Kim.
So Kim is like, he's like, hey, Sutton, I I'm sorry I didn't want to bother you nice to see you
Sarah will late and Sutton's like no you're not you're you're fine
Who whoever you are you here to sell candy bars or something?
You need to raise some money for your family. No, I was a cast member in the show
I'm just saying I just wanted to say congratulations
I'm four years I got you know I've never been here, but I'm loving some congratulations on your four years. I got out. You know, I've never been here,
but I'm loving some of the stuff looking around.
That guy with the glasses, how much is that guy?
That's obvious.
You better keep your goddamn dirty hands off of him.
I'll tell you that whoever you are.
Okay.
Now, you know, here's how I've been up and busy.
Working, how about you?
Who is this?
It's a bit of nothing, it's a personist.
Avi, can you start getting people to fill out those hello my name is
And so and there's like a lady that's like named Kimberly Kimberly Brooks is
And so son introduces Kimberly Brooks them all and sounds like Kimberly is an artist and Kim goes
and sounds like Kimberly is an artist and Kim goes, Yes, I'm an artist.
And Kim believes like, no way.
So you've been at our puzzle too.
You've been featured there too, huh?
And Kim's like, no, no, it's just a joke.
You're like a real artist.
I just, I color on walls.
Like, look at that wall over there.
See how it used to say Sutton and now it looks like a wolf.
That was me.
That was me.
And because like, yeah, she just, you know,
she does color on the wall.
That's not a joke.
And comes like, yeah, it's very therapeutic.
I just walk around with markers and I say,
what do I do?
What do I want to do it?
We're all into punting artists.
It's like, guess what artists do?
That, you are an artist.
I don't feel like you should,
what do you need some fucking pedigree?
You color on the walls.
Why does that make you any better than a lady who puts her own dung in glue and sells that at the fucking Guggenheim or whatever?
You know? You win. She's the next best at your fox does great.
Yeah, I think him is the next Banksy. She should just go out and start doing it on like, you know, public spaces.
She said everybody knows who she is.
He's like not secretive at all, Kim.
Hey, it's all, Kim.
Hey, it's me, Kim Richards.
That's trying.
Don't tell anybody I'm drawing.
I'm doing this, this painting of the fox on the space on our, right?
I was inspired by Emilio Estevez.
Just make sure some stars of late 70s and early 80s, child stars.
Here's one of Chrissy McDickle. This is
which mount this is which man right here. Here's the guy from Blue Lagoon. He's
just in that holiday movie. I miss Kim Zofias. I wish Kim was here. And it is
good to see Kim seemingly doing well. I mean, like on one hand, she is
coloring on wall. I don't know. I never know like the I don't know the scale of
like what's great or what's not great
With Kim, but I do love seeing her on this show and I love when Kim starts off in a positive place
You know when Kim comes on she's she did this through a lot of her seasons where she'd start like
Positive cow and then she's like praying right next to a trash can at the airport. I can't I love positive Kim
She's like praying right next to a trash can at the airport, I can't.
I'd love positive Kim.
You remember?
She's just great to you.
So, Ms. Eugur,
whoever we went to some party,
what was that party we went to once?
Where we met Kim.
We met Kim.
Remember that?
And Lala, we met Kim and Lala,
and the dance mom's lady.
Oh, yes.
What's that, what's that,
and Kristen, that's when we met all the Van the Sting.
Kristen?
People outside.
I got this on the Sunset String, and she,
the other lady from the old mom's room.
She's like, come sit in my table, boys.
I'm like, we weren't to her.
She, we actually saw her too.
Remember?
Oh my God, what are you doing with the dance lady's mom?
And I was like, I love her, she's about to go to press that.
I was like my best friend of mine, Abby, Abby Lee Miller.
And then we went outside and Kristen's like,
I'm over it if you're podcast.
Oh, I mean, you guys are like, do you spread all these rumors
about us?
And I was like, no, that's not us.
Because remember, there was that other podcast there
that was talking shit about us.
And they were telling a band that we said all this stuff about,
they were like trying to start all this drama.
I don't remember the name of the podcast,
but Laura was on it before she quit and started sup,
which she still has and is like very successful now.
Laura, Laura's the big one.
Not other than what was successful.
What was it called?
I forget.
I don't mean to shit talk them,
because we didn't know them at all.
But this guy from that podcast was like,
oh my God, those guys over there.
And Christians are queerly.
And she came over and tried to confront us
and we were like, dude, first of all, that's not true.
We're not a gossip podcast.
We do talk major shit though.
Go listen to us.
We'll be like, bye, love you, Christians.
Yeah, go go.
Which wasn't a thing.
Go go.
Go go.
Yeah, that was a great night.
That was a good night.
I remember we walked up to Lala.
I remember going up to Lala
because this is when Lala was at her prime
and be like Lala, thank God for you.
Thank God for you.
The world needs more of you.
Oh, those are the days.
Now it was, yeah.
I just changed my mind with Kate Chastain and the Allie.
I'll buy it, remember?
That's where we...
That was fun.
That was like 10,000 years ago.
But like 10,000 years ago.
I know.
I feel like I've not gotten invited to a party like that in years.
It's probably wide.
We used to get invited to those parties.
Lala was probably like, please don't invite that guy.
Like Lala, you're literally everything to me.
I can't remember the last cool party I got to go to.
Lala's checking for her car.
As she leaves, she's holding on to the undercarriage of my car.
Get out.
To be an outcarriage.
Well, that was, yeah.
It was a fun time.
So anyway, that was a fun time. Wait a fun time. So anyway, that was a fun time.
Wait a great time.
Oh, no, I would have totally been under her car.
I was obsessed with Lala at that time.
So I loved Lala.
Lala was a champion for me.
So Sutton makes a speech.
She's like, all right, everyone, good evening.
I'm just gonna get your attention for a second.
I wanna thank you all for coming out to not
from the fourth anniversary of my store Sutton. And I've especially loved having
my girlfriends here with me today, even though some of them may be in denial about parts of their
lives and their marriages. Thank you all for being here. I know. What was Sutton doing? I think she
was trying to like have a bitch to have a bitchy speech,
but nobody could really follow it, and they were really
bored.
And she's like, you know, I just hate labels
that women put on women.
But I do love labels that are put on children, like Porter
or Damater or broom. I mean, it really helps you learn their level of class and everyone's just staring at you
Like what the fuck is this lady even talking about? So I guess what?
I've always respected squirrels who put walnuts in their cheek because you know what that is?
Storing and I always looked at them and I said I'm gonna store. I want to store too
So couldn't really get that much nuts and my cheeks fat gaining weight which led us to the Olympic so now I have a store
Fed it for a long time
Avi get over here and hold my phone in your butt crack
That's our I said butt crack take off your pants. I don't care for the public.
It's the best holder.
I want to thank my dear friend, an Oscar nominee, Jennifer Tilly, who chose not to come tonight.
So thanks very much.
Just want to mention that right now.
She's not here.
I want to thank Shelly Tur for her great work.
And I want to thank her daughter who I've adopted.
Janet.
Janet Tur. She is also doing great work. And I think of her her daughter who I've adopted Janet, Janet, her.
She is also doing great work and I think of her as my own kin.
I would like to say just another quick thank you to Jennifer, my best friend who,
as you have already said, isn't here. She's off playing poker,
otherwise known as what Kyle's trying to pretend that she's doing this season.
So that's super fun.
Kyle, hope you tell your special friend, hi.
Okay, everyone, is this speech done?
It's not.
You know what, you can rent the rest on Netflix later.
I just saw the Taylor Swift.
You can rent the Taylor Swift concert on digital.
How much money is Taylor Swift getting for?
Taylor Swift is a trillionaire.
Did you know that?
She's more money than the trailer.
She's gone into the Star Wars.
It's a franchise.
Honestly, and honestly, we just have to say that we are really flat or that we are her
most listened to podcast.
So thanks Taylor Swift.
We really appreciate that.
No, she's an icon to so many people and to think that we might be icons to her is it means a lot
So thanks Taylor. Thank you very much. I'm thinking of making a big deal out of it Taylor
Yeah, you really like her pretty chill. Yeah, thanks
You know, I know you told us like when you emailed us and said on the DL like that fountain in universal
I just want to say I love you guys so much
That meant a lot and we we know we promise not to tell the world how much you have written
us but you know, can't help ourselves sometimes.
So Sutton is talking about labels but she doesn't like when other people get label women or
something obviously being like, well I love having a store but not being called an alcoholic
by Kyle Steepard Richards who's also here, you stupid slut face, your husband's cheat
non-gives.
That was basically your speech.
So Doreen's like, what?
What's happening?
I'm so confused.
And Erica's like, just keep smiling, honey.
Just keep smiling.
I also love that when Sun thanked said that she loved having her
girlfriends here to support her.
It got to Doreen, melting, thank you.
She goes, thank you. She goes,
thank you. It was like watching an award show, you know, when people make jokes on stage.
Because you know, because actors know when there's a camera on them, so they always clutch
their heart and go, thank you. And to kiss pick up the stage. Parahams. Yeah, Parahams. That's to read. That was to read, accepting her audience award.
So, um, so, son's like, I am just the worst speaker
there could possibly be off.
He could just hold your ass a little still
because that butt crack is moving and in these words
are going left and right.
He's like, okay, I think you're done now.
Would you like a water?
And she's like, water.
Okay, no water. Now can have my cocktail, okay? Give me, give me now. Would you like a water and she's like water? Okay, no water.
Now I'm gonna have my cocktail, okay?
Get my cocktail.
And then she turns to Kyle and Kim and she goes,
I'm gonna make a drink now.
I'm gonna have a drink now.
If that's okay with you, okay?
That's my first one of the day, by the way.
I'm just getting permission from Mom Kim.
Okay, just getting permission from Mom.
And Kim's like, oh wait, you're a mom?
Lee, is she me and me? Cause I'm an addict. That is she talking to me.
I was like, no, that was the other season. We were coming for you for being an addict, all the other
seasons. We've moved on to season addict. Oh, that's real. That's real hot potato, huh?
Suddenly such an asshole, but this is why we love her because she can't help up you
yourself.
Who would make that passive aggressor from Mark in front of someone who famously has
struggled with substance abuse?
Like it's just such a tacky thing to say at that moment and so hilarious that she can't
control herself.
So then Kylie's over to Sudden and she's like, um, like, obviously, obviously
you're upset about me and the other night at your house, she's like leaning forward with
her necklace. But like, one night, like, I didn't mean it. You have a problem. It's like
what, it's like, it's not like I have a problem just because I bought a really expensive necklace
that's around my neck. I just said, I didn't know if you were yourself because you had one or five that night.
Like I didn't know, but like I didn't say you have a problem.
I just implied it heavily.
Yeah, it sounds like okay, Kyle.
Yeah, it's very different.
I mean, I can tell you I have waited too many at Garse.
Garseille's birthday party.
Like that's fine, but it doesn't mean it's a thing.
She has Garcia's birthday party.
I'm trying to remember that.
And then we see a clip of that where
Sutton is telling Diana with who Diana is like,
I'm that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
that sounds like you need a new villain?
Here I am.
And it sounds like you are a soulless person.
And college grabs your arm and she's like,
stop it, you cannot say that.
You cannot say that,
and you cannot say to someone soulless that.
And it's like, I don't remember that.
Cause like last year, hello.
Oh my God, that's good.
Mom.
You that wasted right now.
Listen, I'm trying to soften the blow
of calling you an alcoholic.
Are you too drunk to remember right now?
Something to me while,
no, the pussy did.
Garsell, was it a cash bar?
No.
Was it a regular bar?
It's a regular bar.
Oh God, there's so many of them.
Within the years.
Was it at bar method?
So Garsell and Crystal and Erica are sitting on sofa and they just are just taking the platters of the order. The pass-arounds, they just take the whole platters, like, just put them right here.
So then, then Garcelle's asking Erica how she felt about the dinner party.
And Erica's like, you know what? I thought it was a little weird.
I was a little confused. I'm like, you were confused.
What was there to be confused about just because Denise was saying,
thank you. You're welcome. What's music about that?
But also this whole, like, I have no idea what Denny's
would be mad at me and neither does anybody else.
It's so weird, it's just so this show.
So then we go back to Kyle and Kyle's like,
I mean, I was just talking about that specific moment
in your house, I was saying like, that moment
and something's like, well, maybe we should clarify that,
then.
Yeah, you want to talk about clarifying things?
What about the bomb you dropped at my house? That stuff about the piece of jewelry,
they marizio bought from me after cheating on me.
Do you remember that?
He didn't buy me because I buy myself things.
I can buy myself things.
I mean, I know you buy jewelry out.
Kyle, it was your wedding ring.
Kyle was gone.
Kyle, nobody cares that you have money.
She's got like her big green purse sitting on her shoulder.
She's like, how many cheese setten?
How many two?
I never said was it a makeup gift, so she goes,
well then who said it?
Garsell said it.
She goes, yeah, Garsell asked you the question.
Well, Garsell was just repeating what you said to her.
Okay, all right, well, can we just bring Garsell over
so they bring everyone over and everything
and then Sutton does, and the interview she goes,
what have people been saying about Kyle's marriage?
Mauricio's cheated on her.
Mauricio has moved out.
Kyle has moved out.
Kyle doesn't love him anymore,
and to be honest, I stay out of people's bedrooms unless they're single.
And I actually stay out of their bedrooms too, and now they'll think about it.
I just don't like bedrooms.
Those are beds or beds are gross.
So I just don't really don't like that.
I should have put that in my speech.
God.
Yeah.
But I will say that my niece, Chid she does great work there great working bedroom
So then um cuz like okay at Garthell
She's saying she never said the comment about the ring being a makeup gift that you said that you said it and Garth said I did
I said you got a new ring because somebody did something and that they were covering it up
Girls like I said, you got a new ring because somebody did something and they were covering it up. Oh, girls like out. No, girls, I'm like, I never said,
that you guys try to be like, have a gotcha.
It's so fun.
Every time, Kyle tries to have a gotcha moment,
Garce says like, it's true.
Here's what we're saying.
I'm sorry that she's not being clear.
Your husband's cheating on you clearly.
So, did you understand what? Well, I mean, then this is not being clear your husband's cheating on you clearly so did you understand what I mean
Then this is Kyle being so Kyle. I mean, huh? Well, why why wouldn't you guys guess that it was an anniversary gift or birthday gifts
Or I bought it myself, you know like you guys didn't ask about other things that I have like I mean look like this
Like this necklace. What about this? This is new. I bought it for myself look at this
Look at this. I bought it for myself. Didn't anyone want to see this?
Didn't want to be jealous?
Didn't want to buy one also?
Didn't want to ask me where I got it?
And how much I paid for it?
No one's asking me that, huh?
Huh?
It's so sad, nobody cares.
So Garcelle's like, okay, one day she's got this ring on
the next day, she's got that ring on.
I mean, listen, when we're already noticing
there's a difference in the rings,
why switch it up again?
And then here's the real ding, ding moment.
She goes, it's almost like she wants us to ask,
why do you have another ring?
Yeah, that is.
So just do with the favor and ask her, but nobody will.
And Kyle's like, I mean, there was like never a story
about like somebody buying me something.
And Garso goes, okay, but if there was a story
would you even own up to it?
I mean, I think that's what we need to get to. Because like if there was a story, yes, like who bought me this wonderful necklace in this ring
and this person I'm not wearing on my head? Like, I don't know, probably me. Maybe.
And then something goes, well, she tells us, upon my investigation of seeing a new ring on Kyle's finger, we now find a Tiffany T true ring.
And then it's like terminator graphics.
It's like zooms in on the ring.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, so funny. So she's like, it's a Tiffany true ring
and got cell reads.
The Tiffany T true celebrates the idea of conduction.
Yeah, strength that we find in love.
Powerful, passionate and rooted in partnership.
Didn't say that it's a wedding ring.
I'll tell you that much.
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Is it for somebody else? Is that that's that about
Mo? Is that what it's about? So then, um, Doreet Mimal, uh, said, with Doreet comes in, is Doreet,
yeah, Doreet's talking to them and said, but she had said, I don't know if she had, are they
talking about the booze part here? I just got confused. Did I miss something?
Um, I don't know.
I can't stop staring at the ring that spells out Ellen DeGeneres the Kyle is right.
Like Kyle, why do you need to be so obvious?
Just stop.
Stop.
Um, so they're talking about, uh, Dorit's like, no, look, what she had said was, I don't know if she's had a drink
if it was drinking or she's mixing the drinking
with her pills.
And cause like, yeah, like I didn't say it was mixing.
I just said, I didn't know if it was like the medicine
for the pain in your foot,
and that's why you were acting crazy.
That's all I was saying.
And so it's like, well, but that medicine's fine,
even if you have a drink.
I mean, it's not that kind of medicine.
And Dorit's like, but something
that talks about your marriage, behind your back coil.
And then the information came to you by way of somebody else.
And I love when they start going to circles
about what they're fighting about.
They're all trying to remind each other.
Like, here's what we're fighting about, everybody.
Let's stay on.
We've only got another couple of hours of shooting.
Stay on it.
Yeah.
Well, you know what's funny to read?
Because you like to talk about me behind my back, and I'm really disappointed in you as
a friend.
And to read, it's like, okay, man, that's G.
Let me hear it.
Because, oh, well, you've been posting about me behind my back, or talking about me behind
my back.
And to read, it's like, we do.
Well, apparently, everybody, apparently, you've been telling everyone that I have a drinking problem,
which is totally untrue.
Avi, I've been waiting on my martini.
Come on, Avi.
Don't be the reason I've got a problem with drinking is
because I don't have one in my hand right now, Avi.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Listen, I get that glass to my lips.
I don't call that a problem.
And three, because I said this, me, you heard it from me. And she goes, well, Crystal told me. So then she goes, I need to get this right.
Crystal is saying, I told everyone in the group that you have a drinking pooling with
that shoe. And she goes, yeah, did you been talking about it?
So she's like, what the only conversation I had with Crystal, I'm gonna go talk to Crystal.
So we do see a flashback of a dream being like, well, I wouldn't be surprised if she
pulls a little wood gun, her cool feet in the morning.
Yeah, so Dorek goes up, it's like, just that.
So it sounds like, well, to me, me this an accusation that's very dangerous
Okay, I have a child that you've never seen or heard of before and that child might go from one place to another place because of it
So it's like well, I'm gonna go figure this out, you know
Chris and hardly ever speaks up in this group. We rarely even hear her thoughts or opinions, but now suddenly G
She's decided to be the carrier pigeon for Sutton.
So then Kyle, so she goes off to go confront Crystal and Kyle turns the sun and says,
I just I would like to fix things with you because like I care about you and you know if I'm
going to like if I'm going to destroy you I need you to think that I actually care about you
while I do it.
And she's like, you know, the, the, the, the,
the denial comments, I'm not really hurt me.
And like, I know that like, you know,
I have to deal with that, like, because I'm hurt.
And so I'm like, well, I'm sorry about the denial comment,
then. And she goes, thank you.
I appreciate it.
And I apologize for all the nothing that I did to you as well
I said what I'm a very forgiving
person as long as you're honest with me Kyle
About Marie-Seach you know you brought possibly okay
I'm just gonna let that be unsaid for now and cause like okay
Then I apologize for everything that I said that hurt you possibly whatever that night
You know like and if you felt like,
I was like, oh my god, why are you in a wave of bother?
With this, you know?
Yeah, I know.
Why?
And I apologize because I went for the jugular.
I apologize for that.
Well, I appreciate that and I hope you heard my apology.
A hundred percent, I heard your apology.
No, I meant like literally heard it
because you're like really wasted right now. And listen, I heard your apology. No, I meant like literally heard it because you're like really wasted right now
Uh-huh, and listen, I was meaner. I
Was meaner than I thought I could be. I mean could you imagine if I went for the jugular with an actual famous person like Jennifer
Tilly who that would be the end of me luckily your
Alright, so just tell me how many apologies you see right now. How many apologies do you see right now?
Can you spell your names backwards? Son goes, you know, calm and apologize, but do I move forward and run and laugh in
your fields?
No.
We're both going to have to lick our wounds or maybe the salt off of the rim of some
certain cocktails and start kind of a friendship and new.
And we said some really terrible things
and it's gonna take me a while to get over, you know, luckily nothing of you drinks can't
fix but...
Oh god.
So speaking of things, a couple drinks can't fix, fucking Dorit.
Okay, so Malderri goes over to Crystal.
She's like, please don't!
Why are you telling so many?
The I'm talking about so many!
And she's like, wait, by going around going around do you mean telling sudden that you were talking about
certain bitch what
Bit what and she's like this why are you telling sudden that I'm going to read everybody telling cool
Then I was talking about it. Yeah, the only thing that's going around is my brother's slutty fiance.
So Erica's like,
Okay, what's going on?
What's going on here?
And she's like, well, did I tell you something
about Sun's drinking?
Did I set tell you that Doreet said something
about Sun's drinking?
And Doreet's like, I said,
cause was the one who said this.
And Crystal's like, well, you guys both said it, okay?
And then Doreet just turns going off.
Oh my God.
It's Doreet trying to make sense of something.
She's like, but you said you incite.
Here's what I said about the twinking.
And Crystal's like, oh my God, today I'm on the other end of a Doreet interrogation.
And then we have the Doreet just going, you hear about it?
You hear it?
At least you wish it never happened to you.
Yeah, she's like, you thought, here's what she said.
Here's what I said.
So, it's not like she's hiding that she's drinking something else to drink.
Now, does it mean she has to?
Possibly, because she loves drinking.
Something is like sand outside in the desert, just waiting for the rain to come down.
And once it rains, it feels like, oh my god, there's just so much liquid. But it's never enough for the rain to come down. And once it rains it feels like oh my god there's just so much liquid but it's never enough for the sand. But all I'm saying she's starving to death.
But for liquids filled with alcohol. Does that make more sense to you now? To say it.
Do you know? It a people love certain things. PK has five pringles every five minutes. A
pringle pringle, he actually likes to say,
I don't say that he's an addict.
I just say he has certain tendencies,
and that's what it is.
She just has a tendency to drink alcohol all the time
around the clock at all moments.
That's it.
And crystals like, oh my God, Doreed,
I'm so bored with this.
And Garth selves is cracking up, okay?
So crystals like, okay, listen, I just want to be very clear about this in front of Doreed, I'm so bored with this and Garcell just cracking up, okay? So, Chris was like, okay, listen,
I just wanna be very clear about this in front of Doreed.
Doreed said, I told you that it was only Doreed
talking about your drinking,
and I told you that it was Doreed and Kyle,
and something's like, okay, I'm misunderstood,
what, that's a lot.
Chris was like, okay, but I said,
you were talking about the one drink,
the five drink thing, right? And mixing pills and D Dorit was agreeing with Kyle. That's what I said.
So now Anne Marie is here, right? So she goes, Oh, wait a minute. So, so I'm guessing you
have neuropathy or something. She goes, yes, I do. She's okay. So then you probably take
a gabapetan, she's like, I do. And it is also the name of a very, very distant cousin's child, which is, you don't really
talk to any of you now.
Fun story.
I actually raised my daughter on a program called Yo Gabba Gabba Patton.
So, Samry's like, so I just like, I overheard you say something about like you so you can
have like about that like you can drink like you can have a goblet patent and drink and
so I was like yes I can have gabbapant and drink and and I'm really like yeah but um you
can't and she goes well my doctor says I can yeah but um I mean like you can do whatever
you want but like you you can't you can't do that. Yeah, well, but my doctor, Dr. Pepper,
he says I can do it.
Yeah, but like, well technically you can do whatever you want,
but like you can't do that.
So I take it at night when I go to bed, so whatever.
She has an air, because like,
well, I take a lot of sip that I shouldn't drink on,
but I did it anyway.
Okay, okay, Erica.
Come down to her.
Erica. Of course, I go for you on, but I did it anyway. Okay, okay, Erica. Okay, come down to Erica.
Erica.
Of course, there's a lot of people who don't know Erica.
We lived it.
This is Erica's thing that she chimes in as if she's actually
helping the case like last week.
She's like, hey, I didn't wear my engagement.
We've been using it without that.
Like, that's not really helping anyone's case here.
Test him out.
Like, you got broke up.
It was her example last week. She's out. Like you got broke up.
For example, last week, she's like,
oh yeah, my husband.
Well, no last week.
Oh, she's saying how was saying?
I have my wedding ring in the vault in Africa.
Shit, I didn't wear my wedding ring for eight months at a time.
Right.
Yeah, and you guys got divorced.
And it was a disaster.
Your wedding is a fucking shit show.
And this time, she's like, yeah, that's not why I take drugs and this time she's like, yeah, so what I take drugs and drink
It's like yes, Erica. We know. Okay, so Kyle puts on lipstick. So this requires lipstick
So amary
Like that's basically Kyle's way of saying I know I'm gonna have to have some camera ready responses for post-production
So let me put some lipstick on so I can do a big old fashioned
responses for post-production, so let me put some lipstick on so I can do a big old fashioned. What?
Huuuh!
So, Emory is like making little commas to her like, well, she's harping on you when she's
saying something that doesn't even make sense.
And Kaka goes, yeah, the esophagus thing, and they both laugh with each other.
What kind of medical professional does this?
Now first of all, she, to do what she does, because of course I looked at that, because
I know nothing, okay?
I don't claim to know with either. I don't know shit. I'm not an educated person
So I had to go look up first off what her job is
Do you know that that takes a master's degree and like eight years of seven to eight years of school?
That's an incredibly difficult job to have impressive job
You know what I mean like so I'm not gonna take anything away from her on that.
So I just looked up what that was,
because I didn't really know the difference.
So just in case anybody was curious, that was that.
So I've looked up this GABAPETTEN and the effect of alcohol.
Most people do recommend that you don't have it with them,
but this study from the Chicago, where's this Chicago?
I don't know, PubMed, something.
The study provides initial evidence that the anti-convulsant gabapetan is safe if used in
construction with alcohol consumption in alcoholic individuals. Now, notice this is an
alcoholic study. It's like a specific study testing alcoholics and how this drug interacts.
But what's also interesting is when you look up the esophical strictures and all of that
stuff, it talks about how those are very common in alcoholics.
So for more research, the more research I did, it just starts digging more of a hole.
And it's great.
But you think that that's what anime re was actually
getting at because that's sort of where she sort of,
so she starts saying, like, because Sun's saying,
I have an arrow of South Vegas.
I don't take medicine for it.
And, and Emery's like, you know, it's just like,
you know, like, you know, I don't know anything,
but like a narrow South, because that's just like a symptom
of something that's not a medical diagnosis,
it's like not a medical diagnosis on a tone,
it's just a symptom of something else.
Like that's, maybe she's saying like,
oh, you have a symptom of alcoholism.
Possibly, but it's like, I mean,
like, and we've heard a lot in the comments
from people who suffer from this stuff.
And, um, Sutton's right, what she says,
that there's not really medication for it,
it's just sometimes it's her red itary,
but it's something that they have to put a balloon.
She says her brother has to have some kind of balloon
that goes down into him and they stretch it out
and all of that.
So what Sutton's saying is making sense.
And I guess what Anne Marie is kind of saying
is making sense, the thing is she's just like sitting
there kind of mocking somebody over it with their friend
and using it as like points against them,
which I don't think you're supposed to do
in the medical field.
So like, well, I'm not saying she doesn't know
what she's talking about because obviously she does,
you know, she does know what she's talking about.
It's just like tacky to be like using it
in a big group of girls against somebody like,
oh really?
You're a soft-ass strixor or really?
Like, you really, that doesn't even make any sense.
Like, what is she even talking about?
And your name is supposed to take that medicine with your hugs.
Like, what are you even doing?
Like, she's really being an-
It's an odd bedside of herself.
It's an odd bedside behavior.
I would think that maybe she would say,
you should maybe rethink that because from my understanding
and everything I've heard of, it could be dangerous.
So you might want to get a second opinion on that.
I feel like there's maybe a, yeah, maybe not weaponizing it as much.
But then again, would we be like we do,
I tune in to see random things
weaponized on these shows and I never thought I'd be like a suffigil like treatments, something
that would be weaponized, but like I think you know there's room for everything on these
shows to be weaponized.
So why?
Well, the another problem comes when she says stuff like this, she's like, I mean like
a structure in your esophagus,
all you do is chew your food more.
So, I mean, if you really have a problem,
you get treatment for it.
Well, yeah, the treatment is putting a balloon down your throat.
Like, what is she supposed to do that every day?
I don't know.
It's just tacky.
And Satan's standing firm with her.
She's like, well, hang on now.
I do eat food because Emory says you don't eat food,
and then your reason for not eating food
is because you have a narrow esophagus.
And she says, hang on, I do eat food.
And she says, well, I didn't say you didn't.
She says, okay, you're not my doctor, what?
And she says, yeah, well, I get your,
she says, I get it, but you're just saying things
that don't make sense, and what is she saying?
She says, she says she has a small esophagus,
and it hurts sometimes to eat. What she saying does make sense. I don't understand what she's saying she has a small esophagus and it hurts sometimes to eat what she's saying does make sense
I don't understand what she's trying to turn this whole thing
So then son, I don't understand you
Yeah, son goes don't yell at me, which is I guess that does have a show microdress
Yes, that's the micro so finally we get to you know not really yelling at all
No, she was like it just doesn't make sense.
She's like, well don't yell at me.
She's like, I'm not yelling at you.
You know, she says, well, I'm sorry for yelling
which she wasn't yelling.
And so it's like, well, I mean, I'm just saying.
Don't yell at me.
And to read even goes, she's not yelling at you.
I'm like, wow,
Dorit is the one with the biggest problem so far
on the gast of this shit.
Little jabs, little jabs.
She always taking the little jabs. Little jabs. So
It's giving
Holy god
Salas my children
We know my children were once raised once met a non-white person who was one of our workers
So son what was the thing that you said last season? Am I right? Oh my God, son.
How dare you call me racist?
My children go into the hot tub with the Asian kids,
and whatever she said that year,
I was like, oh my God.
My hot tub, we welcome Asian children.
We welcome Korah from the United.
Anyway, son goes, why am I having a doctor's appointment
right now?
And Kim's like, I think that a son needs a little work here and brought my markers.
And Amrie goes, I mean, you're not having a doctor's appointment.
I'm, you know, it's not.
And she goes, do you need my health insurance card?
But like, is this like something that you get treatment for?
She goes, no, I don't.
My brother gets heat stretched out and I choose not to do that.
Hey, shall we go get my suffocates stretch all together as a group?
And Eric is like, oh my God, is that a thing?
I mean, I said, I say just give a blow job and get your suffocates stretch out that way.
Hey, yo.
Yeah.
And then, you know, Amory is just sticking on it and certain's like, are we good now, doctor?
And she says, oh, that was so condescending.
And it's not condescending.
You sitting here questioning her,
like she's faking in a soft agile structure or whatever.
Give me a fucking break, lady, okay?
I mean, if you're gonna kiss your ass,
if you're gonna kiss Kyle's ass and go for somebody,
do it with something better.
This is just, oh my God.
I'm just telling you that what you're saying such delicious breakfast
I'm just saying what what you're saying doesn't make medical sense and she goes well that works from a
Emily goes, okay, do you then that's totally fine?
So they basically shall that and then the memory just whispers the call it makes no sense
So sounds like I just met ammarory. She's basically a stranger.
I don't even know her last night.
I mean, who are you?
She needs to buy something at least.
So, she's like, okay, well, now we're on something
a little lighthearted, a more lighthearted.
I'm having my first cocktail of the day,
just trying to relax.
It's like, didn't you say that 30 minutes?
I'm like, how many first cocktail? I'm gonna my first cocktail of the day, just trying to relax. It's like, didn't you say that 30 minutes? I'm like, how many first cocktail?
I'm really gonna have tonight.
Well, I mean the Filipino diet just turned midnight
and the Philippines, it's my first of that day,
maybe my fifth of today.
So she's like, she's like,
that she's basically, I'm my store, yay.
And so then they all have to give
like begrudging compliments to Sutton in the interviews
about the fact that she kept her store open
that she's like a business woman
and that it's not easy.
And of course Kyle's like, I mean,
I ended up closing my store in Beverly Hills
because the rent was so astronomical
that it had nothing to do with flagging sales
or terrible merchandise.
So the fact that it's still good,
her store is still going four years in,
even though it's much smaller, even though it's deeply unpopular, the fact that she's kept it alive,
that's a good thing, it's a very good thing. Yeah, so everybody basically says, oh, we're so proud
of Sutton, you know, I mean, being able to like run a store while being completely addicted to
alcohol is really something. And then, uh, Sutton certain, certain talks about how proud she is of herself because
after her divorce, you really had to grow up and now she's got a man putting off phones
on what elephants for her.
I was like, oh my God.
You did it.
You did it.
You did it.
You, you kept the store open for four years despite there being a strange sewage smell in
it.
So congratulations.
Yeah.
It still smells like acid.
I am proud of myself.
But I do still smell buds.
I'm just gonna...
I just wish I could have had some of that caviar blini,
but unfortunately my assistant filmed me up with sushi,
so we just have to imagine that another day.
All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here this is really fun we'll be
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