Watch What Crappens - #2260 Southern Charm: Lose Cruise

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

Southern Charm (S09E13) is still partying on the beach this week and Shep and Austen are still yelling in circles trying to out douche each other. You both win! Taylor shocks everyone by standing up and finally admitting… This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And it's been what we've really fun after, say it's been genuinely a good time, genuinely. Yeah, I woke up at 8 a.m. watched Beverly Hills, got on the mic with you at 10 a.m. talked Beverly Hills and then we talked Miami and then we talked real housewives, we talked Miami and then we talked Real House House Ultimate Girls' Ship and then we went on Bravo, we're Black and we talked with them about Salt Lake City and Maritom Medicine and other stuff and now here we are with

Southern Charm going into hour 12 for me personally of podcast and podcast related work. And there was a brief detour for 20 minutes of dinner for me and then five minutes of lunch. That was my day so far today. What a life. You know what? A little life. What a how privileged are we that that's the way that we get to spend 12 hours of our time. Yes. And also if we haven't go check out Kayan Aaron of Bravo while black or Bravo we're Black. It used to be Bravo Wild Black, but Bravo We're Black. They are so funny, so nice and really just all around good people. Go check them out.

They're so great. That should be a sometime next week. I'm assuming I don't really know. But thank you for having us, you guys. We loved talking to you. And I was late. I wrote down the wrong time. So that was, you know, shocker.

I was spending that kind of a day for me, but you know what, it's been that kind of life for me as well. But at least I'm not as much of a mess as the boys on this show, cause what trash? My God, that's not the show, or really trash. Wow, they are trash, but again, like, like I said this last week, I just, I'm so fascinated by the way this show

presents male bro lingering resentments, like, like I said this last week, I just, I'm so fascinated by the way this show presents male bro lingering resentments, like the way that they pivot into screaming at each other and then hugging and then screaming is like so fascinating to me. You know, Ben, you're just a person who has not done a lot of coke. And you don't, you're a say, what you're a thing is fascinating male dynamics. I'm saying it's just pure coke rage and I'm just tired. I feel like I've first of all lived it. Second of all, it feels like it's week 77 of these guys just screaming and yelling over these women. They do not care about.

They're just mad and fighting with each other because they're one-uping each other. And it's like, what do you win at the end of the day? Taylor, you know? And then it makes me feel bad for Taylor, and then I'm mad that I'm even mad for Taylor. You know, I'm like, fuck Taylor. What is she doesn't deserve me to be mad for her?

You know, then I'm mad. And I'm like, why don't I do cook anymore? I'm a Kujorka-Mab heart attack. Eh. It's a sad feeling don't I do cook anymore? I'm a casual gun. I have heart attack. This is sad feeling and the show already. Okay. It's episode 13 wrap it up. Wrap it up. People are gonna get mad. I love my Christmas or what? No, I love the season. I say, no, keep it, keep it unwrapped. So let's but let's but let's wrap it up on this show. Do keep it unwrapped. That is one thing I can

almost guarantee. I Am shock there have not been more babies on Southern China. There have been even any Southern charm babies I like the babies only happen after the well, I'm sorry Catherine I've got to forget the show is built on a baby this shows L on babies the built on little Ravenels Little tiny babies that came out wearing white jeans and loose knuckles.

Ravenel babies. Just, that's what I would love to, I would love to see a show called Ravenel Babies. It would be like Muppet Babies. And except instead of nanny coming out with those socks, just Thomas Ravenel, you just see his, see his shins like now babies. What are you doing here? Are you fantasizing about a different life in here, babies?

You wanna join the home? We never heard from the baby, from the parents, right? On that one, didn't we? We weren't there voices like the... Just the nanny. Right? I don't think there was even parents. I don't think there were any children around here.

I think it was just the nanny. Yeah. Wasn't there just like this lady named nanny I don't think there was even parents. I don't think there was even parents. I think it was just Andy. Yeah. Wasn't there just like this lady named Nanny who had the Stripe Sox who would just walk in? Yeah, I think so. But it would be like little baby catheter, little baby Thomas just making me your hands like,

now listen to me, mamas. Oh, hey, by the way, I didn't ever clarify. The answer. The answer. What is this transition out of what is this transition out of Ravinel baby is going to be. This one is Catherine. I have to clarify Catherine

Davis is not a murderer. Unfortunately, I really, really ran with that one. Oh, when it came out, there was a story a few weeks ago. I think we talked about it in crappy hour Mondays every other Monday. It's whatever. Okay, so you'll find it. So um Catherine there was a story that Catherine Dennis ran oh I can't

Ram over a crossing guard, okay, and the original The original stories were that the crossing guard was dead and And the original, the original stories were that the crossing guard was dead. And I was like, oh my God, Katherine is the first one to commit murder, I think, on this show. And so we're like, oh no, you know, but also, oh my God, we're gonna cancel Rapidell babies. Oh.

Now baby, now what happened was Mama ran over a crossing guard. It was very different matter for me. Okay, she Mama ran over a crossing guard. It was very different matter for me. Okay, she did not kill the crossing guard. And then I was like, okay, well, she didn't kill him or her. So at least that's good. At least she just hit the crossing guard and ran home, who drove home. But then it turns out she did not even hit the crossing guard. We saw, what she kind of did.

We saw the video. Someone posted the video for us on Twitter and it's, Katherine is speeding through this crosswalk, but I guess the crossing guard sees her coming and slaps her car like she goes, she swings back the stop sign and slaps the car with the stop sign. And that as you be just keeps on tearing right through. So I guess that's what happened.

So who's at fault? Was Catherine speeding probably? Was she just in the neighborhood? Most likely. Did she hit the crossing guard stop sign or did the stop sign hit Catherine's car? Who's at fault? Who's the victim? Will this be depicted on Ravinell babies? Perhaps it will, but in the Ravinell babies, it will take place in Rome and all be wearing Togas. And by the way, to clarify this, Ravinell babies does not star

or Catherine's actual babies. It just started little baby versions of Catherine, Thomas, Sheth, Cameron, Whitney, and like really Austin Craig, anyone who's ever been on the show just a baby version of them, but not that they look like babies like Gerber babies, just like shrunken little versions of the ones we've seen now in like little pajamas, like the real Muppet babies. Basically, they're all JT's.

This is an adorable show. This is an adorable show. Yeah, we can're all JT's. This is an adorable show. This is a very, very show. I can't wait to see it. Very cute. It's just like the muppet babies, but with a lot of powder on their nose. I'm like, jaw issues. Just that sort of all got like the coke jaw, like the Olivia and Austin jaw and tongues. I mean, Austin's already halfway there.

He's already got the fuzzy face. So, so, so, babying him up, making him a muppet baby is very simple. Listen, I mean, but I've said the chemistry between Austin and Olivia is not evident at first. There is no real chemistry, I don't think, but it comes in when you watch their jaws made because they're both like open mouthed jaw movers They're both jawful Olivia's like Ali Shidi jaw and

Austin is very like fuzzy fuzzy bear jaw Fuzzy bear jaw. Yeah, yeah, and then He does that's actually one of his insecurities is actually Do I have a job and regular rapids? Yeah, I've been taking a consultation with Well, we all have different looks and we all you know people live you know your body You should be happy with the body that you have. Body positivity is important. So what you're saying is I have no jaw, I'll walk a walk a song about no jaws.

What's on the other side? Kind of damn it. Curly. All right. That's enough. Just look at Bumson. I mean, look at his no jaws. It could be worse for you.

That's true. Could always be worse. There's always Bunsen There's always Bunsen and the no jaw Olympics Bunsen Bunsen got it bad You can Bunsen really Bunsen really didn't win any prizes on On that show they really didn't give that character anything for a guy. Like, what's his back? It's terrible assistant. Very, very ineffective lab assistant. No way it was be- I thought Beaker was the assistant. Oh no, you're right. Yeah, Beaker is the assistant. Okay, you know what my brain's breaking. Come on. Let's get us. Let's get us at the boss. Okay. Previously, I'm grabbing our babies. A bunch of baby babies got yelled up by Manny.

They don't get stacked this week. I brought the children with old people face. They didn't get nothing from Manny, but I'll tell you what I got implants. I got implants. I'm gonna make previously in the future of this show. It's come back to unfold them next four to three minutes. I'm gonna make comments about my own implants about 20 times. So enjoy the show my friends. I hope you love it, babies. I did tell Hey, Maker East that I would like my implants to be contractually Obligated to be included in Raven L babies. I know it's weird But I paid a lot of money for those things so they better be depicted in all sizes of me Biscuit I'll be on I'll be on

Raven L babies is that what it's called? I'll be on Ravenl Babies, is that what it's called? Ravenl Babies? Okay, I will be on Ravenl Babies, but the medicine baby, better have sea cups. I'm saying right now, when we pissed. So basically, they were all fighting last week at a restaurant and we'll pick up again. For after Madison's description, they're also fighting. And Shep is, he's voicing both his jealousy at Craig's relationship and he's deflecting or rechanneling or repurposing his anger at Austin onto Craig all at the same time.

So he's basically yelling and he's like, oh gosh, it's bullshit. It's absolute boosh. Craig gets a pass because you have the longest relationship and I'm the one who gets torn to pieces of the tailor just because I cheated on her and kind of destroyed her and left her a vacant show of a human who now as attracted to Austin and causing chaos in the group and can't even apologize correctly to her best friend. Why am I the bad guy? Wow, so Craig gets a long distance relationship with no pushback and I emotionally lobotomy somebody

and everyone's mad at me. Who are you? That's a great way to put it. It was just game upon me, but yeah, I would say that that's Taylor. But what she always like, I mean, was Taylor really ever, you know, that movie Awakening's were like all the people who were kind of in a coma or whatever. They all come out of the coma, but she hasn't hit that part of the movie yet.

She's just still the pre-awakening spot. She's like constantly in act one about movie. She is. She's just like a, she's a, she's like a motel with a few, few people in it. It's not quite vacant, but I would not say it's brimming with activity. Not happened. From how that shit's creaking there. There's no trendy bar on that rooftop. Okay. So Austin, so Olivia moves down the table to talk to Taylor and Shepp is just raging, you know, because of course this cast takes over the entire bar. It's like, can you just fight in your own little children's section?

No, they have to have to go running and screaming to the bar and Austin goes, Shelf, where are you so gassed up right now? Why? Shelf, ships gassed up. Huh. Huh. Huh. What part? I'm like the white cloud of powdery substance that's floating around all of you guys.

That does not connect to gassed up right now. Well, anyway, let me keep some of these people for being on Coke and I've got the itchiest nose right now, but I keep scratching. So anyone on camera, no, I'm not hip-hock resizing all over the place. Okay. Still mean it. So Olivia says, sit down with Taylor and she's like, okay, I just want to say, I want to

say something that's like fucking difficult. Australia pithicus. God, that was so hard to say, especially when you talked the way I do. That's a cave. Really with hard to guys. That was really hard. Let me try another one. It was almost hard to know. It was like, you're waving noodles. Istanbul was once caused. I can't do it. Yeah, that was that's hard because it's both hard to say,

Constantinople, but you also have to wrap your mind around the fact that the city used to have a different name. and that's also really hard, but you really think about it, right Taylor? Oh my god Taylor, did you really send a picture of your Constantinople's to Whitney and his mother? Or... I once went to Istanbul. No, you did it You're alive. You've only been to America stupid. So, uh, Not about Istanbul. So, Taylor, Taylor is still like doing her fake tears thing to look like a huge victim at this dinner.

And then Olivia is still kind of yelling too much about something that happened a long time ago, frankly. I mean, I know the page six thing happened today, but I'm, I don't know, like you already knew about all this. Why are you mad again? Like close your mouth. You know what I mean? Not talking wise. I don't mean like, hey, shut up. I just mean just literally your job is moving. Yeah. Please stop it. That's making me crazy. So, uh, she's like, I don't enjoy this. I don't enjoy the headlines and stuff. If you had just been honest with me from the start, none of this would be happening until there's like, I know that. But the thing is, I made a mistake and I lied about it and I have put everything on the table and I can't do anything more. She's like, wow, you literally have

put everything on the table. You are stacking three glasses on top of each other. Antico can. Wow, Taylor. Very industrious of you. And then she tells us, people have wronged me so many times. The person I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with cheated on me. But I'm a forgiveer, a big forgive her. Oh, okay. You're a regular

Jesus over there, okay? Patricia does not have moods of Jesus in her iPad. Well, she might, because really you forgive me for any. I'm mad at the Buckingham palace with Georgia at Mossbucker. I mean, I know Jesus Christ, but I know the ambassador to Poland, God darn it. My name is Georgia at Mossbucker and she will not be listening to any of your curse words. She may not walk on water, but she should have a not set of shoes. That's half the battle. Am I right? Do you remember that time, George, that came on the show to dinner party? Was it at her house? Yes. Patricia's house, right? And she was just, she was a guest there. Yeah. And then they all got in a fight. Wait, where'd she go to? The Hamptons?

No, no, she had, she wore a caftan. She wore a caftan. Yeah, and she They all started cursing and yelling at each other and for church is like how dare you curse in front of the Ambassador to Poland. I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. I know you have already so much to deal with with Warsaw that this must be terrible for you much to deal with with Warsaw that this must be terrible for you. My delicate sensibilities have been totally affronted. I must now take myself back to the land of parogies. I pay a lot for that position. Okay, so Taylor is still going on about being Jesus. And she's like, but you know what? I'm a forgiver, but I wanted forgiving friend in my life.

And if that friend can't be forgiven, then I'm not gonna forget that friend. Well, wait a minute. Well, you lost in my own modules. What? Logicals. Yeah, that's fine. We all want forgiving friends, but you don't get to say when they forgive you.

You have to let them forgive you. And you know it also helps to make people forgive you, is when being accountable. So when Olivia is like, it just really hurt me because you, like, I went out of town and then you went and kissed Austin and she was like, no, uh, uh, you had a town, I waited three days and then I kissed him. Remember at the lake house, she just was like coming up with excuses on the timeline, like Taylor, I have been rooting for Taylor to kind of like fix this because I feel like she's so wounded and I just wanted to have a girlfriend in her life. But she is honestly, she's a lost cause at this point. So Olivia's like, I'm not trying to get on the carousel,

as Austin said, like, why is this still being talked about? Like the level of betrayal in this friendship is bizarre and your inability to recognize this is baffling to me and it just keeps going. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down, the Grinch. Same! It cracks me up that he hates all the mariments. Right, and he steals everyone's presents.

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by the people of Ruvil to use my situation as a teachable movement. So join me, the Grinch! Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer, grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts on an open fire. Your family will love the show! As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So did she say, I'm not trying to go on the carousel. Like Austin says, why is it still being talked about or does she say, I'm not trying to go on the carousel like Austin says, why is it still being talked about? Because

I thought, I mean, listen, a period makes all the difference in the world, doesn't it? Because I thought she was saying, I thought she just brought up carousel and then the rest of the episode, she's like, how dare you say I'm on a carousel? Like, she said, I'm on a carousel. You know, it's like, when people say you're on a carousel, like, where did you hear carousel, and why do you need to repeat it five times during this? Is this the first time you've ever heard that analogy? God bless it. Yeah, because, right,

because Austin said it last week, he's like, I feel like I'm on a carousel. And yeah, so I don't know if, you know, Olivia, she's like a poet, and so like, there's a lot of like intentional ambiguity in the words that she says. So I think we're like, it's up for interpretation on how she said that.

Yeah, I'm like, she says Tuchet, but we'll get to that. Okay. So then, she's like, you know, Michael, for every time she said that, remember, she didn't understand that phrase or something like that. Oh, wow. So she's like, you know, it just keeps going in a straight line like a carousel. I'm hearing you in Austin used to make you used Austin to make ship jealous. Like of all the fuck boys in Charleston, why would you use that guy to make the other God jealous and here's like because I did a thing and

I'm owning up to that thing chef, but I just don't understand where you're headed sometimes So that's what helps with this at the season isn't it Where is it head that's what a proofs get Get it. That's one of these. That's what a Taylor's challenge is. Season. Ha ha ha. Mad. Head. Oh God. Getting it from shaft.

I know that apparently can't please anybody with it or won't show spaffling. So a lot of a lot of thoughts. Now that's that may have sounded like slut shaming from me and it wasn't. It was just me indicating that there's been a lot of speculation about who's mouth has been on who's body part this whole season from a lot of people from this cast.

I mean, I love that. That's head shaming. It's a lot of head shaming. Taylor said actually she did a dig. She, like, the whole reason why she did those. I just did a dig and I'm owning up that I did a dig. So then we have this really tense music as Craig comes back to the table and sits down. And Austin then is like talking to Mass and he's like, did her turn into fucking man?

And Mass is like, yeah well Olivia's going off. And I was like, that matters to me. Because like, she's like literally, quite literally, the only one who can make me feel bad. Like, if it makes me feel bad, I'm like, cool. If anyone makes me feel bad, if JT makes me feel bad, I'm like, cool. But if Olivia does it, then I actually get hurt. And the way I express that is like just saying it, but not actually really showing that I'm hurt.

I'm actually really not hurt at all. I just wanna say it, because it makes me look good. Right. The way I express that. I'm actually really not hurt at all. I just want to say it because it makes me look good. Right. The way I express that is I don't do anything to help while either of these people who have caused a huge problem in their life and I just kind of stand back and make myself the victim as like someone's crying. Yes.

Someone else's life is like in disarray if we're believing all of this shit. So yeah, Austin, you're a real good person. And Madison's like, would you cut shut up and pay attention? like in disarray if we're believing all of this shit. So yeah, Austin, you're a real good person. And Madison's like, would you guys shut up and pay attention? It's the best thing to happen on this trip. Shush. Watch it.

She's just watching it all. She has a conch shell up. Yeah. So I can start listening. Hey, attention to, it's hard enough to pay attention to Taylor when you're face to face with her. You think it's gonna be easy six feet away? Shut the fuck up.

I'm trying to lip read a person whose face never moves. Shut up. So Leville is still leaning into her and she's like, you know, if there was a rumor going around about me and Shep and then all of a sudden headlines broke that he and I were a thing, I would find you and be like, Hey, I know this is going on. Yada, yada, yada. But like, I wouldn't go to the pool with Austin and Taylor's like actually I went to the pool of Madison Just like Taylor. Why are you so bad at this? Amazingly bad at this I don't live a laughs and she's like, but you know what I hate even the most is that our friendship is fucking broken

But I don't know how to be your friend anymore, and I hate you for that. And I hope it was fucking worth it. It's like, okay, I mean, like, how many people do you need to tell off a two day? We got it, okay. The girls are already sitting there crying like the biggest victim. Don't give her more. Olivia's not great at this either, I think. Because I live well, I think I've been watching the show, but she's not great at it either.

You know, you're making the person who did wrong look like a victim. That is rookie mistake number one on reality TV. Don't make people feel sorry for her. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was a, yeah, it was harsh. It was harsh considering that no new news had come out. It just like reopened the wound, but at the same time, like, it was real. Like I mean, Olivia, Olivia's just kind of like, she's tried to play nice or whatever.

Taylor is not, has not been able to apologize well. She's not been able to take true accountability through all this. And she's just like at her limit. And she's like, you know what? I am so mad at you. And I hope it was worth it. I hope it was worth it for you.

I hope it was worth that kiss with that slime ball Austin was worth it because I used to kiss that slime ball Austin. And I had dibs on him first. And then you just did that. And now I hope it was worth it that you you you infringed on my slime ball. Okay. I hope it was worth it that you, you, you, you in French down my slime ball. Okay. I hope it was worth it.

I'm going to the bus. Yeah. And I get what she's saying about the whole page six thing. Like, there's an article that comes out and you don't even address me and say like, oh my God, did you see that article that came out? Now then again, it's not like your best friends right now either. So like is she trying to keep her distance from you? I don't really know.

Got to see, you're putting me in the position where I'm like, what maybe Taylor's right? No, no, I know that she's not. And I know that you have a point. I'm just, I've already gone on too long. Yeah. So she storms off and Madison's like, oh my God, that was good.

That was some good shit. Wow. Very nice. All right, can someone bring me some water from over there? And Madison's like, oh my God, that was good. That was some good shit. Wow, very nice. All right, can someone bring me some water from over there? I don't wanna mess up to their face. Look at it, look at all the nothing that's doing cakes. So then, Chef, like addresses the entire restaurant, I'm sorry, everyone.

And thank you to everybody, good night. So, me, Law and the bus, Venita Anita is comforting Olivia who's crying and Madison massive walks in and does that which is a crying on the list. Sorry. Go ahead. Mass like oh no you already cried. God what is wrong. I knew I should have gone here sooner. God I could have gotten so much more gossip out of this. So then of these people crying and I didn't make any of them cry. I just feel like I'm losing my touch. Hold on one second. Hey Taylor, you're a hippocritical Christian and you're big slug. Anything? Got some tears? Hey bus driver, come here. Oh, oh, well, sorry, I've been sure armed. You're still not gonna cry? I can't even physically make somebody cry anymore.

What the fuck? Look. God, this is a terrible place for me. Terrible, terrible island. So, regular Martha Stewart, she don't make nobody cry anymore. What am I just sitting here and a fucking poncho at this point? Jesus. So now the guys are choosing their buses and everything.

And so, Shepp comes on to the Olivia bus and he's like, what the hell happened? Wow, you know what? She wants to forgive you and all you have to say is I'm so sorry. And then if he is like, why would Olivia apologize to Taylor? No! Gosh, I told Taylor to apologize. Are you out of your mind, Vinina? How could she interpret the thing that I said that sounded exactly like I said a

Loviation Apologize and to thinking that I said a Loviation Apologize What part of me coming onto a bus and screaming at all the women makes you think I'm on a bus screaming at all the women It's like I'm not out of my mind and don't talk to me like that. You can you can talk to everybody else like that but not for me What did I what did so did she say something wrong like what happened with Taylor and I was like, I'm not out of my mind and don't talk to me like that. You can talk to everybody else like that, but not for me. What? Did she say something wrong? Like, what happened with Taylor? And that's like,

I love you, it feels a certain sort of way and let her deal with that. But I have to get a perspective on it. Okay, I promised Taylor up and down that she was ended, I promised Taylor. Well, he said, I actually have my own perspective on this, which, no, he's not a little bit perspective on this, which is not about you. And you would have known what happened if you weren't off fucking like freaking out and

co-craging and trying to make it all about how people are unfairly not spreading the rumor and it pages sleeping around that you're trying to spread. Be quiet, old man, chef. You're fucking purple in the face. This relax. Mass is like, get the fuck off the bus. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chef, you're fucking purple in the face. This relax Masses like get the fuck off the bus wait wait, Chef hold on one second. Let me inspect your eyes and tears Damn it. Oh God Jesus Christ More washed up missy shell anything

Nothing anything. Hey wait wait. I just got me good out here. Hey Hey, see Shell. Noss If you're a good see-shell your fish wouldn't have banned and you wouldn't let that wide up on the beach You want to cross the shell now? Damn it That see-shell just then walk right up out of itself Drank could be will make that the crash Hey, look at that lady she sells seashells by the seashore because she's a slut. Anything lady? No Slutty seashell seller. I was hated him. You don't even have to cry.

I'm scared of her. Good, I'm just speaking the truth now So chef psycho promised Taylor up and down. She really wants in this and Madison goes, get the fuck out of this bus! And Chef's like, no, I'm just trying to get you out of the muck in the mud. And Vanita's like, she doesn't want to talk to you. Yeah, ow! Sometimes on the table. Yeah.

So Chef's like, he needs the bus. Chef leaves the bus and then he immediately like goes into the arms or crack. I was like, oh gosh, I don't want to be here on your backside, bro. Oh, we're all good. We're all good. We're checkin' balance in the body. Yeah, we're checks and balances, buddy. Like sometimes you got to check me and sometimes I got to check you. Okay. This is the problem with talking to your access. Bro, it's all good. We're like the things that Trop Hop has never received checks.

And Craig is like, more balanced. I forgive, Jeff, because I know he's not mad at me and he just doesn't know how to deal with anger. And look, islands aren't for fighting. Islands are for inviting her girlfriend at the last minute and then she can't come and then you have to go alone. Oh, so speaking of a drop hop, did you notice that today, no much in drop hop, now grafted, they're not in Charleston, which I think is the only place it sells at. No offense, Harris Teeaders, not that you're not important. We know that you're important.

But Austin posted something on his Instagram that says, apparently, oh, I got this from the Southern charm subreddit. Hi, love you guys. And it says apparently some trouble has been brewing. And then it's a picture of this like swamp. I don't know what this is. It's a swamp. I don't know in Charleston. I feel like you can always be eaten by an alligator here. I don't know if they have alligator.

It looks swamp. I assume it's swamp. It looks swamp. And then it says, I haven't had any good news to post about at drop hop beers, which I just added. So I'm also giving them publicity as I bitch about them. But since my business partners tried to high jack, H I dash jack, the brand theory face anger, face exciting re dash brand slash relaunch without a dash.

It's here. It's here. Where are we planning to shed? How about that? You can't even keep your fucking drop off your parents paid for that, bro. What are you doing? Go get your drop off back. Go get your sitting grapefruit beer back. I don't know.

I just always think of the use, not use it, the listener who sent us a photo of a can of drop off and how they like peeled the can back somehow. And there was like just another can underneath it. It was like a butt like it was like some weird thing that repurposed an old can to make a Trap Hop can. It was such a strange thing. I have always that image has always stuck with me.

Well, now they've forgotten Trap Hop on the show and now they're just fully into Red Stripe. Everybody just says Red Stripe over and over the rest of this episode. Is it like a late in the season sponsor? What's happening? Because it's like that's like the Jamaican beer. It is like the big. That's like the, like, that what? Literally an idiot. Literally with the red stripe. Why just I, I am. I thought I was like, wow, they're really, I really thought I was on the sonic beer of Jamaica. Jamaica. They're not now, but you know what? I wouldn't know.

I wouldn't know because I don't drink beer because as they told me, Janelle told me, Weight Watchers when I was 12, don't drink beer. That's like drinking a sandwich. So you quite literally butchered the legacy of Red Stripe. Quite literally. Sorry, Red Stripe. Red Stripe. literally butchered the legacy of red stripe quite literally red stripe to make sorry every day and for drinking red stripe sorry everybody just butchering red stripes shocking reputation

everything they've worked for I just shatter over it red stripe is also the same iconic imagery that goes along with the immense markdowns that Trapop gets at stores to get people to buy it. Prices are slashed. Red Stripe is also the symbol that are through Austin's face in every picture I've ever printed out of him. In my home. So. Which drop is also the line that demarcates that you are in the friend zone versus the romantic zone JT.

Oh, got a straight there. Got a straight JT. Oh. So then Venita back in Venita's back on Venita's bus. She's like, okay, so the conversation with Taylor didn't get anywhere and Olivia's like, yeah, you know what? It's not like a resonate with anyone. I just look like the crazy girl who can't drop it.

Like I'm on a carousel. Sick of it. Now we're in Jamaica. I didn't say, didn't you just say Curacao? Craig, just shut up and go back to your other bus. What even is that? Curacao. It's amazing.

Isn't that an island? So Madison's like an island where they make Curacao, maybe. So Madison's like, the only thing you'd be wrong for in this situation is she's being chill about the situation. I mean, look at that.

Look at that side. Look at these guys. They're out there hooking. I mean for Christ's sake, look at them out there. Congratulations themselves. And they are. These fucking guys are just screaming all this stuff at each other, accusing each other of all this stuff right face.

And now they're like, love you bro. And I was like, guys, I love you guys. I love you. And the amount of shrapnel, that's the thing. When they go at each other, they out all the worst shit. They humiliate the women. They say, well, I, you went down on her. I've never said this before, but you, but Taylor went down on you and then Olivia went down on this person and all for your ego, you go, oh fuck you. And so then all this stuff always seems to come tumbling out about the girls,

and then they always are like, you know what, I love you, man, yeah, I love you too. And then the girls are left there, like, what the fuck? Not saying that specifically happened this moment, but I just feel like that's a pattern with these guys on the show over and over and over again. Yeah, because I feel like the girlfriends are always just props, you know,

like who's still around? Madison is back, you know, and thank God, but I feel like, yeah, they're just kind of props and then they're tossed aside. And the guys are like, okay, that was fine. And then when they need to, they're like, oh my God, that girl really hurt me, just so they could kind of tee themselves up to be in a bar somewhere where someone feels sorry for them because they're vulnerable and then get ready for the next one. Here we go. It's a scenario. The buses, not the buses are leaving and JT and Rod are sitting next to each other and

there's like a bottle of wine on the tray and JT is like, if these spills on me, I'm going to have an aneurysm and Rod's like a if this spills on me, I'm gonna have an aneurysm and rods like a conemption bro. He's like, is that what it's called? Something like that. I'm shocked that Olivia and Taylor aren't interested in these guys. I know they're really pretty fascinating. I mean, you think of them. So then the buses kind of rumble off and they're going over rocky ground and massacres. Oh my god, my titties are back to drop it out. My titties just dropped y'all.

It's on the ground. I paid a lot for that thing. So, um, drags like, hey, live, how did your taco? Just what, what about taco? No, how did your taco go? Oh, well, we're just on different pages. And the things I'm upset about, like she doesn't even see that. And then we see Taylor. And Taylor's doing the whole thing of like, this is the third time I've apologized. And she decided to take the apology and like shove it up. She was like, I'm going to take your apology

and shove it up your ass. You're a liar. You're a devil. I fucking hate you. I hope it was worth it. And then she like walked off. Okay. So you're still lying because that shit did not happen. Not a movie. She did say, I hate you. Dot, dot, dot, for that, for that. But yeah, I hate you. They're actually, she did say I hate you. She said, I hate you in Austin. She said, I hate you for that. Didn't she? She said, the worst thing about this is what it's done to me and you.

And I hate you for that. Something like that. But before that, she said, I hate you in Austin. Wow. Well, I'll still. You the way it was still in the spirit of, I hate you for that. Like it still was, I hate you in Austin for what, I'll still either way, it was still in the spirit of I hate you for that. Like it still was I hate you in Austin for what you did to me, you know, right? That was unspoken. Um, so it's just like that. That's why I went over there. I'm a hero. I

just saved you from everything after putting you through it to put you in this situation in the first place. Oh, my. And she's like, I'm, I'm not going to have this conversation again. Like if I'm going to be called a liar, like, I'm not going to be verbally abused, but like that. Hello. Uh, you're talking to Seth. You're, you, you were yelled at for, for like failing at egg toss and for like laughing when she'll blow the ping pong. But now is when you want to take a stance about verbal abuse to the woman who actually had like merit in saying that you were a liar about something, you know, like.

I'm so stood up for you during those times when you were being verbally abused by that guy. You're coming to in the back of the best for some fucking pity now. And like you're coming to the first floor. So after you, when you were really being verbally abused, the lady you just accused of all this other stuff which she kindly did, but you still deserved it. Yeah. So Olivia's like, I can tell you that there were like

conversations today and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the one that's beating a dead horse And it's like I'm on some sort of what's a good word for it? Carousel. No True to train no What oh Carousel Carousel. Carousel.

And it's just like, I'm just like reacting on a carrot, like he ever been on a carousel that's going really fast so you want to throw up and you're like, I'm embarrassed, I'm throwing up, you're just like reacting to your body and the carousel. No one I'm saying. And it corrects like, yeah, cause Austin's like the carousel. Right. And it's like, Greg, how, cause Austin's like the carousel, right? I'm also like, Greg, how do you shut the fuck up?

And I'll be like, yeah, you know, like how I like, I'm allowed to be pissed or like referring to as a fucking carousel. Like don't fucking do that again. I'm gonna be really pissed. I found the line, everyone. We found the Registripe for Olivia Olivia don't call my emotions a carousel She's like obsessed with carousel and nothing like sorry, I just want to tell you Really that's you lost

It's like I'm sorry. I just want to tell you. I'm sorry. I just want you to know she goes don't ever say that again because but I don't have anything I don't have anything to do with you and rounds ago she said don't say it ever against stupid shit mouth stupid whore mouth Austin shut your salt don't say C word number two ever again so Austin's like I mean I thought I was in a good spot with Olivia like so like just to have that blow up in Olivia to be like, so upset with me is like quite literally, definitely quite literally disappointing. So then, I'm gonna go back to quotes. So this is really upsetting.

I sent her movie quotes from like, step brothers, okay, and like Ron Burgundy. This is like, I live in a dam down behind the river and like still nothing. Do you know how hurtful this is? Like, it's like, it's almost like she never even saw Beverly Hills Ninja. So then back on the other victim van Taylor is pulling a page from his victim book and she's like, you know, she doesn't even want to look at me or talk to me, but Austin's off the hook. Like, she's over at his house,

cuddling without her brawn. Oh, really, you're going to slutshame now Taylor. You know what? And by the way, while we're talking about Jesus, like the old seven saying goes, get off the cross, we need the wood. Shut up Taylor. She was able to get past everything with Austin. I have, but it just was really fun. I

don't hear it a lot. So it just made me chuckle because it was just not what it's expecting. I thought you were going to say something like that old, like that old saying. And let me tell you something. I remember going to communion when I was 12 and I remember I had to wear a bow tie and I said, I don't want to wear the bow tie. So, um, Actually, true. We had clip on ties at Jesus Chapel. You were close. You were close. I got threatened to go to hell because I wouldn't put on my damn clip on time. I just knew I just knew there was a tie store somewhere in there. I just do it. But I mean, I have registered my disdain over the fact that I felt like Austin has

gotten off more easily. But Shepp does say, well, she's in a very fragile part of her life. She had to do with something very tragic. And she's like, I understand that. And then everyone's like, that's actually true. That's actually true. Yeah, yeah, sorry. No, don't tell her you're wrong.

Be quiet. And I love, I like that Rod phrased it this way because I always felt like a true asshole. Well, I mean, I am a true asshole, but I've always felt really bad for saying it, but I think he phrased it very well. He's like, you know, from the outside, from the outside in, they trauma bonded.

But at the same time, do I think that Austin leveraged that timing to his advantage? I do. Which thank you. That's so eloquently. Rod? Rod is like consistently reading Austin for Phil every single week. Why are we need to embrace some more? Because he's like literally saying all the things that I'm like, oh, thank God someone on the show is finally saying it. And then we're like, it's stupid, rad, no personality.

Well, that's true too, though. You know what I mean? Because Rod is saying, what Rod is saying is true, but he's just not really caring much else. And we already know all this shit. It's like, I guess that someone would have finally speak out against the guys, but it's on a show about what pieces

of shit the guys are. So it's kind of like you just don't want to get close to the temper at work. You know what I mean? You're just a temp. So I'm not going to like put anything on the line for you. You're going to be gone tomorrow. So yeah.

He also still is afraid of salad. So there's that too. So Rod's like, I eat a vegetable like I can't. You know, it's a lot salad. So Rod's like, I eat a vegetable like I can't. You know, it's like, I'm not salad. So Rod's like, what no one's talking about here is the timing and chivers, of course, post-mortem, a post-mortem, that's not gonna help.

One single person. And Rod's like, yeah, but that's where the energy is coming from. You know Rod's like, oh, suddenly you don't wanna be messy on this messy ass show. This is where you draw the line about being messy. So then Madison's like, you know what? I'm going to put on JTC piece. That's it.

So she does. She puts on that blue and white stripes, you know, beach towel looking thing, whatever they called it. And I said, all right, mother filickers. Now, you better listen when I'm talking to you. You better be a gentleman. And she really gets JT's sipping down perfectly. She really does.

I'm a feminist. You know what I live women? You better shut the fuck up and be a gentleman. I support women you better shut the fuck up and be a gentleman. I support women And then it got the JT and the other van saying like chef like you know you got to make him apologize Bro, you got to make you got to make awesome to apologize and chef was like he did That's just like to the tables tonight. I don't think so because you you know he all all the women he objectified I he did apologize to any of them. And I care about that,

because women are like fish, and that get on your line, you gotta keep them. And if you catch the fish, you put it in a little chill box where it dies, it stops flapping, and then you eat it. And that's your woman that you eat, that you put in the box. You know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, it's so creepy this guy. And he's like, yeah, you objectified the, or he objectified all the women. Okay, first of all, this is one of those situations where you're not really wrong, but you're only SMPing for Taylor and also you're completely objectifying Taylor. You've like made Taylor some because it's starting to get it's getting like mommy creepy like back down. Okay. He's worrying me at this point. I tell her what if I start calling you pop a seed. So I tell her, you know what real friends have nicknames for each other. You call me feminist and I'm going to call you mommy. Okay.

feminist and I'm gonna call you mommy. Okay. Boundary. I'm already thinking about our Christmas corpse, Merry Christmas from feminist and mommy. So, so anyway, everyone's like making fun of JT and the other bus and then they're also making fun of Shep, and about the way Shep is like, we had a good vacation. You're good, I'm good, you're all good.

You're good and then a good step going, I'm okay. We're okay, you're okay. Which is so funny, I never noticed that about Shep, but he totally does that. Yeah, Shep yells at everybody, has a fit, turns purple and he goes, I don't get why everybody's so mad. I'm like, we should be having fun. Because you just ripped everybody in your asshole

for the reason, maybe. And then they start making fun of us, which we definitely have made fun of. They're all trying to do the shaky foot thing. And then I feel like I've waited 10 years for a shaky foot montage and we finally got it. And I was actually sad that it was so short. That could have at least been 30 seconds

of shaking feet over the past in real. So then the next day, Austin is, let me know, posing as he does. And then JT tax tailor is like, Hey, want to hang out by the pool mommy in a few? I'm a feminist. Yeah, there's just like morning activities like waking waking up like everyone taxing each other want to go to the pool, want to go to the beach, what's what you doing, double, double, double, double, double, double, so eventually we were drinking your red stripe, but I wrote, wow, they're really pushing red stripes. I can't with my son. You're like, wow, congratulations.

Congratulations to this beer, forget landing the sponsorship. I wonder how hard it was for them to ship all this all this beer to Jamaica. I sit here and call everybody stupid all day long. And then I just want everybody to know that as I'm reading my notes, which is basically a recap of an hour ago in my life, I'm calling myself stupid too. So at least I'm fair. Okay. Jesus. Hey, you know what I just realized this has nothing to do with anything. But today is as long as we talked about your religious stuff from a childhood today is the 32nd anniversary of my Burmets butt today. How about that? Happy Burmets. God. You'll be. Congratulations. Happy birthday. You are real man. And you know what first day I ever had red stripe I think this is the 12th anniversary of you announcing that it's your anniversary for your vermice but I have to say that's

I had a good bar mitzvah and I gave out gifts, you know, you give that little party favors and I gave out the singles to all my, I gave out the singles. And I just remember the hottest single, the hottest single for anyone to get was OPP by naughty by nature. And I remember Miss Achase got it. And everyone was like, oh my God, Risa, you got OPP.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Wait, so everybody got a different. Cousin go. Yeah, everyone got different casingles, you know, there's a lot of work. Where'd you get back then? Well, there were such things as music stores. You go. So you're just like, you were like, you're Loading me up on Cousin goals. Just give me a bunch. I'm just Yeah, I did like specific ones for people or were you like, it's gonna be I've rated that

No, I did and it was honestly I was honestly, I still remember going into that store and having so much fun choosing all the ones, like I was like, this is a good song, and this is a good song, and this is a good song, and this is a good song. And I even wound up with one of the casingles in fact, I don't remember which one, it was a really random one. It was like a random Richard Marx casingle

or something like that. But I had so much fun picking at those casingles and I was so excited to see who had wind up with each one. That's a great time. That's a good, you have like that. But I had so much fun picking at those casingles and I was so excited to see who would wind up with each one. That's a great time. That's a good, you have like, favor. That is, that's pretty good. Yeah, I think a curation of something special for all you're, I mean, unless it's, this is like a really offensive song, you know? Godlikely, but I guess that was an outfit. I'm trying to think of what would be. I think this was a little bit, may have been out that time. Jesus Jones was no. Jesus Jones was before then.

Some of that's Taylor's favorite band. Okay. So let's see top billboards, top billboard charts, top charts December, 14th, 1991. Let's see what they were at that time. December 14 to 1991. God, I love billboard. They're so good. Hot 100.

What about black or white? Black or white someone got that. Yeah, definitely someone definitely got that. Mm-hmm. That's a big one. It's so hard to say goodbye to. Oh, sorry, I'm going to make that voice. It's not me. I'm sorry. I went on to billboard and it had a, it had a, that was very loud. No, no that? No. So blowing kisses in the wind,

can't let go, Mariah Carey. Oh, that's a good one. Oh my God, yes. Do you think you could creep this thing out whoever you gave that one to? Like can't let, thanks for coming to my bar mitzvah. And you open your, like can't let go. But I just gave it to myself and dedicated it

to my childhood. That's like I'm a man now, but even though I try, I can't let go. Oh, when a man loves all that love I think actually, this is a perfect one for a future gay person. When a man loves a woman, who did you give that to? Um, that Michael Bolton, that Michael Bolton. I definitely, wild side by Markey Mark. That's what love is for 100% I gave that one away. Finally, C.C. Paniston, Amy Grant, you know, I knew there was going to be an

Amy Grant on there. I was about to say Amy Grant when you first said Kissingle, that was my first thought. I was like, baby, baby. Yeah. Keep coming back by Richard Marks. random Richard Marx one that I received. I told you there was a random Richard Marx one. That is definitely the Kissingle. I think it would be very funny if I gave out let's talk about sex. Could you imagine going to go to our apartment, coming back with the Kissingle, let's talk about sex. I quote, that's what Ben gave you. I guess he did become a man today. Did you do it? This is a great week for music.

Set the night to music by Roberta Flack and Maxi Prius. Love that song. This is really good, actually. Yeah. Can't stop this thing. We started. No son of mine. Don't cry.

Guns and roses. Let's talk about sex. Sulton Peppa, OPP. Notting by nature, you said that one already. This is Romantic brain white. Turn the lights down. It's time to get romantic. Oh, someone got smells like teen spirit. That was a big one. That was a hot one. That was a hot, it's a single. I also feel bad for whoever got this one wholehearted, but spelled with an H. Excuse you. I love that song by a dream. There's a hole in my heart and it only belongs to you. Um, what about this? Let's see, there's change by Lisa Stan's field. Remember that song? I could change. Okay.

How far are we just going to have? How many people were your farmers here for this? We've got 30 per person. Okay. Listen, that was your farm instead. Jesus died when he was 30. We're done with the farm. There's so many good songs on this list.

As you just go deeper and deeper and deeper, just style. We can do 31 to 60 on December 14th, 23rd, when you were announced. Look at all these. The anniversary of your birth. He's like music, Luther Vandros, Kim Sims, don't even know who she is, but good for her. The Nasa Williams.

Okay, so back to the show. Okay. Um, yes. No, what are they doing? Okay. Yeah, JT's in his bath with his red stripe. It doesn't need to go singles. And Austin and Whitney are going to meet at the beach and Whitney's like, uh, yeah.

Yeah, my, my office is on the beach. So I'm doing, I'm working on, office is on the beach. So I'm doing I'm working on I'm on the beach. Oh hand work They're all like what is in office? So Vanita That's really please people go to So Vanita is choosing a bathing suit pretending Charles is there and the mass and comes by with some coffee to her room and I think Sue pretending Charles is there and then Massin comes by with some coffee to her room and

They're just talking about they're like there's they have some diluted idea in their head some strange notion Massin goes You know what I think the Austin therapy is working if Venita says yeah, he didn't get up and walk away good for him I guess I was like is this the bar that we're using to determine if therapy is working He's sat as he feels true Yeah. His therapy was on his own. I see that nowhere for him to go. I mean, if staying seated meant you were like mentally getting somewhere, I would be fucking Buddha. I never move. Like, we can fully emotionally stable, which we all know is not the case. So then Craig, my favorite, Craig calls Paige,

and she's like, hi chicken, he's like, hey, hey Paige, love you, Beijing. No, not you. I'm actually talking to my food right now. Literally, my first McDonald's. So Olivia started to bitch in Austin and she was like, you're like a piece of shit. Like, I don't know how they're not exhausted. And also I was part of some yellow last night. I'm like, oh my God, that is the first interesting thing you said

about strike. Who did you yell at? He's like, oh my God, thanks page. I was talking to my chicken. So you're still there. Sorry, I meant to press the call when I have chicken. Listen, I meant to post my, I meant to press the button that was giving my review of your entire series decline. But I guess I had to run buttons. So go ahead, go ahead, Greg. Okay. Well, Shep was like, where the is Paige? And like, you avoid being under the microscope by not bringing your girlfriend. And she goes, What is he talking about?

I went to his lame fessant dinner. Oh. He's like, he's like, I only got a yellow airplane. I actually got into an airplane to fly to a different state to go to a lame fessant dinner. Just let that sink in for a second.

I got on a plane for peasant, peasant. So just let that sink in. I'm still not over it. Alright. So they both always want to yell at me about how I'm not even around. But guess what? News flash. I don't even like them. And he's like, yeah, that's hilarious. My friends are crazy, right? And she's like, uh-huh. What is that? Is that the word that we're gonna use for a full now?

Okay, by the way, I gotta hang out with chicken right now. Touch you later. He's like, no way, I wanted to tell you. We're doing a big boat today. He's like, oh my God, that's what I call a you. Big boat. I'm sorry, I thought you said bloat.

What are you doing? Hahaha. Getting on the boat with you. So... Oh good. Well, I hope you never come back. So, Shep... Shep's now on the beach.

He's on the beach and he runs into some girls and he goes, What? You're from Charleston, get out of here! Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Shep. And so he does this thing where he does the Mary Catherine Gallagher, he puts his hands in his armpits really quickly. I think he extends his hands to shake. I'm like, you just put your hand in your armpit

and now you're shaking this girl's hand and she shakes it back. The ultimate marking somewhere, I'm like, wow, here's as little effort as I'm going to put into this. Why don't you smell shanky sugar? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh He's gonna stay behind to do some work and also like so quite literally at dinner. Rod takes it upon himself to tell me that he has a problem with me. Is that like insane or what?

God, Whitney hates this person. Whitney's like, he cannot even hide it anymore. And I guess they're making him shoot. They make him go on this trip. He refuses to spend time with anybody. And then when he does, he just looks at them like just fucking die. Like I hate you. And so he's like not too many. What? Yeah. What is this like a gamete to Olivia? And he's like, yeah, him and JT, like he's defending Olivia's honor. They're playing this game. My cup means shop or other bad ones, put guess what? Guess what, buddy? Where

are the ones who landed the girls? It's like, maybe you just take a picture of my book, now, okay? Be man. Oh, you can't even hide yourself for one full episode. Well, I know one thing that's one page that's not an Austin's book and that's a business plan. So, JT is an tailor now walking along the beach and he's like, oh, I follow you everywhere. I'm like your shadow. That's, yeah, you're really going to win over the girl with that, huh? And she's like, well, when the sun's just slightly above you and your shadows like really

small. Like, good. like when the sun's just slightly above you and your shadows like really small like go ahead. I'm being chased by a small shadow. I'll allow it. I'm being chased by a small shadow, small shadow, small shadow. So tell us like, well, you have to follow me. I have your insulin. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, I didn't know what she said. So this is the most awkward. This you hanging out is so awkward

because he won't stop and she's like, ah, and so they see people doing water, or a bakes, and listen, you know that you're with the wrong person right now when you look over and you're like, we should have done that. Like wow, JT, take it personally and just leave this alone. Okay. So his hat by the way, so I love small waves. I know. By the way, it's so funny that when JT first appeared on the show and even when we saw him in the trailer, I never would have thought that I would be at a place where I'd be saying, yeah, nice guys finished last.

In the context of JT, I thought he was gonna be the biggest asshole, and you could make an argument that he is an asshole, but I never thought he would be on the nice guy end of the spectrum on this, on this show. I do not think he's an asshole. I do think that he's the kind of guy who comes on really, really hard like this. And the second you don't like him back, you say, listen, I'm not into you. He's like, you're fat anyway. You're ugly anyway. I feel like he's got that kind of mentality. I'm saying that's not an asshole. But you know what I mean? Like he's not, yeah, he's not visibly, he's not detectably an asshole yet.

Just got the results in and your asshole is undetectable. Congratulations. Sorry, sir, but we need to wait a season before we can really diagnose this. So let's come back. I know. He's like, well, so last night I know you didn't say much because you were going through emotional trauma at your end of the table and by emotional trauma, I mean, someone was trying to hold you accountable for something and Taylor's like, I don't want to be verbally abused and I was verbally abused last night.

You were not verbally abused to know you were not. So I'm not saying something that is unpleasant for you to hear is not the same as verbally abused. And he's like, well, I just feel terrible for you because what I'm going to do, I'm going to keep defending you. And she's like, and she tells us, yeah, I wish I could be into him, but the saying is true. Girls want bad boys. Girls want guys that aren't into them, guys that treat them like shit, I could go on and on. Taylor, oh god, no, girls don't want that stop. I know. Stop and try to like you. Can we add therapy to that list of things that girls want? You know what Taylor, like you need

to get, you need to work these are daddy. In my, I'm not a professional, but I am a professional TV watcher, and I'm gonna say that these are daddy issues, and you need to get them sorted out, okay, because it's not cute. To me, it's actually really not cute when people are like, oh, well, I can't help it, I just like a bad boy. I'm like, that's not cute to me.

That's sad to me. Yeah, it's sad, I don't like it. And so he's like, well, that's not cute to me. That's sad to me. Yeah, it's sad. I don't like it. And so he's like, well, today's a new day. We're going on boat today. We could do the Titanic thing. And she's like, I don't mean sink. I mean, you know, the thing on the front of the boat, which Antelas like dot, dot, dot,

yeah, dot, dot, dot, and looks away awkwardly like she wants wants to escape but she just doesn't have the strength to walk away. Come on man. She's like a real man would have asked me to post near for a painting. So I don't know about this is that when they do get to the boat the person doing the Titanic thing is Austin with himself. I know. I'm glad Bravo just didn't even give us the full, like the full mic on moment for that because that's really one of the, one of the worst things to play boat footage or just boats

since 1997 are people doing on the king of the world. So Austin was just standing up there like with this shirt open and like blowing like showing off his you know worked at stuff. He's like yeah, who's like kind of having his own Titanic moment. Now, and you're like, I don't just hear for the part where it sinks, you know, like the rest of the guys. For the iceberg. For the iceberg, right now. So, Austin's like, so I have Rod, Whitney got this.

I have Rod, JT, and then Olivia was like chiming in as much as she could, calling me a piece of shit, and I just, I was like, shocked, shocked. I mean, cause you know what, even though I'm not pursuing any romantic relationship with Olivia, I want her to think I am. So I care about her a lot. So Olivia calling me a piece of shit

actually makes me sad. No one's calling for this anymore. No, sir. Okay. No. So then Madison, Olivia and Anita are on the beach and Olivia's like, oh my god, look at that swing. I feel like I've seen that swing. So like on everybody's Instagram will literally since I was in junior high, let's put it on

our Instagram. I know. Let's take stupid photos on it. So they take photos and then man, massacres, let's break the internet. I'm like, not sure this swamps, this, this, this, the swing set is going to really break the internet, but go for it.

So now they talk about Austin again. Olivia is so frustrated. She's so frustrated with Taylor. And then back to Austin, Austin's like, I mean, I'm like Olivia, why are you even mad at me right now? It's insane right now. I've been nothing but there for you, nothing but there for you.

She's saying I'm toying with her head or whatever. I'm like, I'm just trying to be your friend. Your friend who says, I love you. And then tells other people, she's like the one. She's the one I love the most. And then to other people, I don't wanna have a relationship right now. Like why is that so hard to understand exactly where I stand with her?

When he's just looking at him like, please let me ask the scene. The way it was a point of producing a show, if I have to like be in it, please let me go, please! So, um, Olivia's like, I mean we're friends and then he throws I love you in there. And I was like, don't say what things you don't mean. Like, what do I call him? A piece of shit or something? I'm like, yes, you got it. You did it. You didn't, Olivia, you figured it out.

So then Austin's like, yeah, she's just, you know, one day she's like, look at this meme. I'm gonna call you crying. And then the next day in front of people, she puts on this show like I'm a piece of shit. Oh wow, so now you're gonna throw in her face that she called you crying after her brother died. You really, you get, you, you are more of a piece of shit literally every episode. I don't know how you top yourself every single time. It's amazing. It's amazing. And so what needs like, this whole thing with

Austin Olivia is really exhausting, but you report you so. I'll tell you what's exhausting. Watching Randy attempting to make a mint in july being the kitchen, I had to send them back seven times just to get it right. Turns out he wasn't even using mint. Just found some old leaves from a bush outside. He has a long way to go So then Olivia's still going on about Taylor and how inconsistent she is and she hasn't even talked to her since she got that

Since she heard about the text and Madison's like oh, they can't get your date cards So I'm gonna sleep with a thousand texts which goes yeah, that's the text So then we see a clip of Taylor saying wait a minute Why is the text I sent to Chef even being talked about here? She's like, because Chef told me about it. When are you guys going to figure out these guys are not on your side? Hello. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. And she goes, yeah. And then today I got a text from Taylor saying, sorry, I used Austin as a dig last night and mass like, have a don't do it at all. I live as like, I know, I just like wouldn't even send that. Nothing with her is consistent.

Forget friendship. I'm questioning her character as a person at this point. I mean, you're hanging out with Austin Chef. You're hanging out with the cast of Southern Charm. Like, you're just now questioning it. Your judgment means snapping. So now they're in a lobby. It's later they're going to go on this booze cruise or whatever. So Rod sees Olivia and he's like, whoa, hey, did you get your 12 hours beauty rest? Sure looks like it. She goes, whoa, Tushay. She goes, thank you to Shay.

She's still working on it. Still figuring out, figuring things out. So they all get on the bus to the booze cruise and they're open to booze on the way to the booze cruise and Craig's like, hey, why are Taylor and Shep next to each other? If they continue to hang out, I think what happens is that if he brings someone else around, wait, hold on, page, what was the rest of that theory? Don't hang out with your exes stupid goddamn Craig. Jesus going out with your exes stupid goddamn Craig.

I can't with you. You're more on. Trying. When is the show going to get canceled so I can break up with you? Can't take any more of this. Wait, should I be saying this part out loud or is this the quiet part, Paige? Paige, are you pretending to be a busy signal again? Come by chicken.

So Taylor, meanwhile JT Taylor's like, I got a pimple on my nose and JT's like, buddy it's the cutest pimple, right gosh? Look at her pimple and she's like, ah, I'm like kind of fake laughing. I'm like trying to pretend to be interested because it's right next door on the other side of her. So she's like, ha ha ha. Tyler has an imperfection now, everyone,

who would have thought this perfectly little angel who perfectly resembles a young version of mom and how could I ever be imperfect but guess what you got a pimple which shows she is human and you got a treat human's eye respect I think everyone owes her an apology right now just find something in apologize for and that glutes you mr. driver so then Austin sitting next to Madison is like oh she's everybody ate me. She's like, Oh my God, everybody hates you. It's amazing. Finally, everybody's on my side. And so she's like, yeah, I survived a lot with Austin.

So now we can be friends. I can give them a device. God knows he needs it. I survived a toxic infinity. So they get to the yacht club of Jamaica and Maddo think I was you know what the name of my boat's gonna be it's gonna be called see cut. I gotta pair my hair. So then they meet captain sardines what? You have a pair of boats. Yeah, captain sardine and of course chef goes, Captain Sardine. And of course, chef goes, Oh,

Captain, my captain, which of course, chef would say that. And then the Captain, the Captain Sardine is like, well, you know, just in case there's an emergency, like there's life jackets. I don't need that. I got a pair right here. Pear float is right. Okay, Madison, okay. Real women. Real women. Madison, you are about to get kicked off of Ravenel babies. Come on now.

So now they do some like fun and games. They go swimming. They have fun. They go snorkeling. Craig say Craig has this very interesting observation. He goes, all your worries kind of go away when you're on a boat. Like if you see someone having a bad time on a boat, they probably suck.

Well, you might wanna check in on with this, people on the Titanic. Oops, keep going, we back to that Titanic. Well, you might wanna check it on the Lucidavia. Might want to. There we go. You know, you know, you know, I asked you to expand and you do. It's actually amazing. But Lucidavia, you want, you want another ship that sunk around the same time of the early 20th century, I will give you the Lucidavia.

So it's like, it's just very easy to have a very bad time on a boat. Like you could actually on a boat, you can go from having a great time to having the worst time of your entire life very quickly. And he's like, yeah, if you have the bad time, you said, I've had plenty of bad times on boats. I used to work on a dinner cruise and we crashed into the dock of South Street. See, Port, you're welcome. I'll keep it a short for you, babe.

to the dock of South Street Seaport. You're welcome. I'll keep it sore for you, Ben. We were in the middle of Hanayaka singles during business service. There were secretaries in array. It was like when the office parties where they rent you the dinner crews yacht, the lady just finished singing proud Mary, she's like my favorite late dress shoes from Arkansas. We'll talk about someone who could throw back a red stripe. That girl was it.

She was also the captain. Okay, so later, um, Chef is like, so Vanita, last time we had a misunderstanding, that was just a misunderstanding. And I just escalated stupidly. She's like, yeah, that was really funny. I own it. I screamed at you. I was so mad. It was hilarious.

Um, Ronnie, were you, were you extremely upset when Shep worked in what you thought was product placement into his childhood memory? Because when Shep was like, I snorkeled here in 2001. And he was like, that was 20 years ago. And he's like, well, what were you doing at that time? And she was like, in first grade. And he goes, that's insane. I was crushing red stripes when you were in first grade. Really? I did. I was like, why is it in your memories? I did.

It's just like recording this because they got my me from red stripe today. I'm literally the stupid. That's why I skipped over it. Didn't you notice? I just skipped right over that part. That's why I skipped over it. Didn't you notice? I just skipped right over that part. Let's forget. So now Captain Sardine comes out and chap is like, Hey, Captain Sardine, you know, he's a single Sardine. Normally, there's a cat on them. Oh, oh, oh, Larity. I'm a regular Mark Twain. I'm a regular Mark Twain. He's like, okay, so please, I'm gonna tell the same thing to you guys that I tell the coral reefs. Please don't get touched by the slimy, fume person, please.

No touching, no touching. And Craig's like, do you have spears and the lady goes? Like spears, the fish and destroyer local habitats? Yeah. No, we do not. I mean, I'm just going to stay here and drink. So now that snorkel and Madison and Greg talk about how much he wants to go see page and he's like, yeah, like, we only see each other every few days anyway, but now I'm going to, like, after this, I'm going to be tant, so, but now I'm gonna, like, just after this I'm gonna be tan.

So she's gonna be like, yeah, just get's hand and like come home and fuck me. Which I don't think she would ever say. And Madison's like, oh my God, my nipples are hard and they hard. I don't know, if they are, I'll tell you this much. I paid for those hard nipples.

Okay. Let me go guys. Let me go guys. That's my second vote. Hard nipples. That's named my second vote. Heart and I agree. Well, do you have a little bit of a crowd girl crush on page because she has a girl crush on you just really trying to make page friends happen, right?

And she's like, well, whatever you need to get her to move down here, I'll be ready. Yeah, I could use someone a little bit smarter to yell at this guy is stupid. Please give me somebody to be trying. That would be amazing. Thank you. I used to say I'll go to New York for a couple of years, but like sewing down south is really blowing. It's so it's so big.

I can't work remotely anymore. It turns out designing squares from home is a lot harder than designing squares in an office. Do you know how hard it is to copy and paste as the seahorse from my couch? Sometimes, when I draw a scallop shell onto a pillow, it comes out a lot smaller at home. So I need to be in the office for it. Okay. So now they go, they dance and they have fun of the rest of their booze crews. And so now it's night time dancing. The dancing way the dancing was was very difficult. That was that was a lot to take on right now. And I feel like we've never actually seen

this cast like dance youthfully. They're always doing some sort of like old like Lindy Hopper something. This is the first something actually properly tried to dance. And it was, there was a lot. And Craig was like, does the DJ know how to make bitches dance? Whoa. It's like, yeah, there's a lot of cringe air ships. Wait a minute.

Where's the press section? And then the sun's going down. And as the sun's going down, JT's like, hi, there's still a little bit of sunshine left. And it's Nye Miss Tyler. Will you be my tailor for this dance? So she starts, so they're on the bus now, and she ties a bandana around JT's head and he's

like, well, I wish I could have a hot blonde in a fedora top and Danor run my head. Whoa, I just got it. Just got it happened. She's like, ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, we had too much of a nice day. Let me ruin it. Shut, what would you say to the next girl who looks up with JT? Don't wear heels!

Hahaha. I mean, Craig goes, hey Taylor, what would your advice be to the next person who looks up with Shep? She goes, don't expect to finish. Okay. That is, it was December 14th, the anniversary events for a minute, spa, when I first laughed at Taylor on purpose. Like, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just

, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just , let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just , let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, she's like, yeah, well, yeah, because I don't care.

I don't care. I'm just gonna finish. And you'll still be, hey, yeah, I don't care if you finish. Which by the way, I mean, at least there's transparency here. I've never heard a guy like literally be like proud to not help, not like a services lady. He's like, yeah, I call my own. I don't need a lady.

Yeah, what do I care if you don't get off? I'm not gonna go through a whole production about it. Wow, but he is so mad. Like he cannot take it at all. So he's really pissed. The foot starts shaking. And Taylor's like, wow, I can count on less than three fingers. How many times he, you know?

So then we go to Whitney really did get the presidential suite. And he's dressed like he's in Saturday night fever for something, for some reason. I'm really not sure what this outfit is, but he's back in that dress. For his evening seasons. Yeah. And then like room service comes in with all this beer and stuff. He's, oh, oh, oh, beer and stuff. It's not for me. It's for the white ploy.

So the bus, the bus comes back and chef, of course, like, chef is like, I'm going right to Whitney's room. I want to keep on drinking. So Craig, Austin, chef, and Madison are who are sort of like a little click. They go up to Whitney's room and Madison's like, oh wow, this is real fancy. This seems like a real nice place to make someone cry. Okay, who's up first?

Austin, you're gonna die alone. Anything? Tears, nothing? No, dammit. So basically, okay, so this is where, and I know we're like an hour and 20 into this, but still this is where I was like, okay, enough, because she gets,

y'all, if we're gonna go to dinner, y'all need to change and chef goes, I'm not shouring and Austin goes, are you changing chef and then chef goes, you should change, I want you to change, but I did change, you can't change, you're the problem chef, I was like, okay, enough, we get it, you guys.

I loved their pivot from literal to metaphorical. Are you just like, they're okay. We are the end of another day. We're wasted and coked out of our mind again. Now let's yell about who's the bigger piece of shit. Nonsense. But it was so seamless, just like talking about logistics. Are you gonna change?

By the way, discussing that ship who's been snorkeling all day is not going to shower or change before going to dinner. This is Tom Schwartz' level of gruseness. So then he's like, I'm not gonna change. But then they start talking metaphorically about change. I just, the pivot was so quick that I was like, did I miss something here? What happened? Why did they all of a sudden, like, like, you know,

get into top gear here? But now this is what they do. And I was like, I do change. I do change. Oh, it's hard for you to change. Well, and you can't change. And that's the problem in your shop. You can't change. I can't change.

Is that a problem for whom? That's right. Even when I'm coked out and drunk, I still say the proper word, whom? And also, like, anyone you have ever met in your life, how's it? What? And my note, I've wrote a very deep note here. Okay, guys, wrap it up. The season needs to be over.

I love this. What are you talking about? I was thrilled by this, by Gordon on this. Cut it. Justin's like, Ostenship's like, well, I have a lot of friends, and I don't see, I don't need you. And Ostens like, well, I care about you.

And I would never say that to you, but obviously you'll say that to me. You care about people? That is rich. You're not rich, of course. I'm rich, but like that concept is rich metaphorically. Here's what I always say, you should never date friends with your acts.

It's. It's. Pages like, hi, I was up in Manhattan and I saw a pigeon flying a strange way and I realized there was probably a really good fight happening, so could you just like faith that means I could watch? Thanks so much.

This is deflection. It's like no, you're deflection. You are. Oh, I am totally, I'm totally okay. So am I. Are you okay? Because you're on page six and looking not so okay. Bob. Well actually, you don't look so okay.

You're home. Because I'm nice. You're nice. We're into a UR fight now. Oh yeah, when you tell Taylor, it's fun to cheat R. That's nice. And then we see a clip of, Hey, where you gonna pull the tail on the bear?

Liberty, can I tell you? Yeah, where you gonna eat you? The peanut tail on the donkey's rabbit? Go ahead, bitch, because let me tell you right now, rabbits don't fly with earthworms. Settied. Since I quit my real house, I was ultimate girls, trips, which recap has not come out yet,

but guys, it will. And it's a doozy. It's second. You've been quite literally an absolute cut fitness. I've been a cut fitness. What have you been? Honest with you. We're like a bad friend. Yeah. Yeah, and everyone knows so Austin. So then then Shash Craig, let me tell you what I would say don't hang out with your exes I think Shab is a denial that is friend who could have with his girlfriend and now he's really, I love that Craig is always figuring this out every five minutes Craig figures this out like wait a minute.

I think what's happening is Shep might feel betrayed. Austin. Oh my god, Miss Marple Jesus Christ. What's the episode for? Jesus Christ. What's the episode for? You're the victim. You're the victim. I get it. Yeah, while you certainly put the paintings in Taylor to be the victim, me. Yeah, you hold this soft spot and flame for her almost as if you once did her for two years and you're like Taylor, you're okay.

Just because she cries to you, she fucking grabbed me. My friend, let me tell you something. She grabbed me. Okay, she came onto me, motherfucker. Not the other way around. To Austin being great friend and chugalrous right now. Yeah. Just throwing her under the bus. And he's already done this too.

At Whitney's house last time, they all got shit facing, yelled at each other over and over again about montanacal shit. So he's like, this is how it happened. He's like laughing, he comes up behind Whitney and he grabs him and then they make out. Wow. It's like a real make out. Oh, I'd like to see that one. That was weird. I'm asking him. Damn. Damn, my nipples just inverted themselves. So then Austin, who is still, you know, not getting enough attention apparently over this whole thing does a typical Austin or he's like, you know what?

This group cannot move on from the fan that Taylor and I thought Good made out moved on Yeah, we fucked in made out He did made out. Mike, fuck the date out. Yeah, she did. And he goes, what shut up, Madison? And she up goes, you did? And he's like, yeah, you know what? He just admitted it. Bingo.

This the first thing me and shit, I've ever agreed on. And then Austin goes, Madison, shut your mouth, Madison. You're not even involved in shit. Bored housewife. So rude. Ed obnoxious. And I wanted her to tell him off so badly,

but instead she goes Buh! Buh! What a fucking shit! Because I forgot Madison, if you really get Madison mad, her retribution comes it comes later and it comes publicly. Oh yes Madison yeah that's not gonna slide so um she just knows that if Austin isn't a stupid enough place to talk to her like that in front of cameras, he's too stupid to reason with. She'll wait until he's like in a vulnerable, non-fighting position to rip him anyway.

And once she has the ladies at her back too, she's like, fun. You, you, you in the soul's fight it out. I'm going to roast you a dinner just you wait. So then of course on her way out when he's like, are you going to dinner? She said, of course on our way out, wouldn't he's like, are you going to dinner? Of course. See you in a little bit. I heard there's got corn down there. Born for corn.

So Taylor is first to get to the table, the big dinner table, and then second is Olivia, and they sit down and they, hi, hi, hey, I like that top. It's like very Britney Spears. Yeah, hi. Olivia just like points her jaw around the restaurant. Hi, hey, I like that top. It's like very Britney Spears. Yeah, huh. I love you. It's like points her jaw around the restaurant. It's like, and just her jaw around a lot.

Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and then we cut to the other group of chef still yelling at Austin. They're still yelling at each other. And Craig's like, here's what guys don't hang out with your axes. I just came up for that. I think both of you have feelings about each other and you're like, hooking up with Taylor, fucked up your position, Austin. You totally had a position, you lost it. And there is like some suppression of anger towards Austin that like continues to surf. Hold on,

suppression of anger towards Austin that like continues to surf hold on. I think hold on pages sending another text and it's just an emoji of a chicken. Oh, sorry, never mind. PS, I wanted to send a picture. I wanted to send an emoji of your show needs to be cancelled, but there isn't one. So I'm just sending a chicken because I'm really into chicken. I just decided the only way to push our relationship to a breaking point is to lean into surrealism. So this is for you, chicken. Okay, so cut back to Taylor and Olivia just like staring around the restaurant like that was fine today. Yeah, that was fun. It was fun. And then cut back to Sheffan Austin yelling at each other and who is better to win in and then Austin goes, you know what?

I need to look in the mirror. I really do. Neither one of you have looked in the mirror. I can see you just fine. You both need to go look in some mirrors and then you need to take a courting action. Okay. At least a shower, too. Please.

Because by the way, She Shep is also now bragging that he's been very gracious. Considering that his best friend hooked up with his girlfriend, he's been a very gracious and good guy. And so Shep is like, you don't give a fuck about anyone, except for yourself. Now, hold on one second. Let's rewind that footage of me saying,

I don't care if I pleasure a woman during sex. I mean, these two. So, Austin, you really believe that? And Shep is like, well when it comes to women yes, this is the mirror thing. And Shep is like, this is why I'm so kind, because I used to be 34 and I was a fucking scoundrel, but you are a total scoundrel. Yeah, I have to check out those things. Okay, because after the Taylor thing, we are often spent all this time for

rescheduling Australia and he never mentioned a thing. Like, what is your concept of loyalty? Dude, your girlfriend broke, like, you cheated on, you're talking about how you cheated on Taylor multiple times. And then broke up with her. Well, you don't have any concept of boy, be quiet over there. So Whitney's like, okay, guys, bye. Thanks for coming. Please leave. Come out. We have a dinner and my company's paying for it. So come on. So they're good upstairs.

We see that Taylor and Olivia have been sitting there together silently for 25 minutes. Nubes. That's just painful. Yeah. Painful. So then all people start to show up now. And they're just like gathering. Like, oh, sorry. Do I have a bone?

I just had some work calls with mommy. So sorry, everybody. Our guy has 45 minutes late. And so Craig comes up with a shirt all the way in. But he's like, hey hey guys, what's up? Hey guys, don't touch your exes. So they all sit down and eat and talk about how they've been hammered all day and Austin's ship were finally fighting it out until they're like, yeah. And then Whitney and Austin made out, we heard, we heard about that. Did you guys really make out?

And Whitney is like, oh, yeah, oh, oh, and JT's like, that is the biggest plot twist I've heard in my entire life. And Whitney's like, well, they are very nicely upgraded to me and gave me a presidential suite. And it has an outdoor jacuzzi and Austin and I had a jacuzzi together. Oh, so then they're talking about this make out. And then of course Madison's like, all right, ladies.

Here we go. So which kiss was better with knees or tailors, Austin? You're nothing but a poor housewife. Okay. So he's been working on that one for a long time. And just is going gonna keep using it. Wait a minute. Is that supposed to be your dick at me?

Goodbye. Lots of out. Don't talk to me. You're dead, motherfucker. You're dead and you're silly. Then talk amongst yourselves down there. You gotta talk to me. You don't gotta talk to me.

Doing very much the thing like stupid women. Just talking to women's corner. So Austin then turns to Olivia goes, and you don't have to talk to me either if you don't want to. And she's like, well then, she's like, well I won't, I won't, she's like, well don't do it. Don't do it.

And she's like, oh my God, even I'm bored of this. We already had this fight. I don't need to do it again. He's like, oh. So now it's like, wow, thanks for today everybody. Let's applaud Craig. I've never loved anyone, so now it's up. So I'm like, wow, thanks for today, everybody. Let's applaud Craig. I've never loved anyone harder than Captain Sardine. At least he's been to other countries for real.

So Taylor's like, I feel like everyone's giggly and like, I don't get it. So, okay. I'm standing up now. And everyone's like, oh my God, why is Taylor standing up? But her face still isn't moving. She's like, now, hey, well, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Age, is that you making that sound? Yes, thank you for keeping me on FaceTime. It doesn't even know how to bend a glass.

Sorry, I had to, we had to import the ding-dinges in from New York. Luckily I was here for it. So Taylor's like, so I was pretty quiet last night as opposed to all the night or night or I'm super loud and loquacious. But the conversation that's been happening for the past two and a half months, for the sake of myself and my own love being I Just want to put this to rest Oh my god guys, we're gonna have to make it through Jesus's birthday without knowing what the fuck she's gonna say. I just I'm tapping this in southern charm season finale

Let's see when When is it? I don't know. Watch a season. I still think there's more episodes. Wait, did I put season? This is only episode 13. It's gonna go at least to 16. I've noticed that the new,

it seems like the shows go to 16 or 17 episodes now. That's usually when they cut off. It used to be like 22, 20 or something like that. Yeah, I don't know when this one, I don't know when this one, I don't know when this one's gonna be. Oh my gosh, but here's one. This was from YouTube from one year ago, finale, aka, it's finally over, Southern terms season eight.

Wasn't that a good season? I don't remember. But I love your time. I remember liking it. I think I liked it. I think I like them all I've it's just been a lot of the same like Oh my god these two but still overall still something charm You know what? We're still loving and that's been the end, it's finally where here we are with the end of it guys.

Here we are. Wow. Wow. Well, wow, well, we just made it to the end of a very long day of podcasting. It was all worth it because it was so fun. Thanks everyone for listening and for being here. And we will catch you later today with a real housewise

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