Watch What Crappens - #2261 RHOGT RHONY Legacy Part One: Pigeons, Pirates, and Fans

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

*This is part one of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, how are you? Do you know what? Great, honestly. Good, because it's just like returned to old school. Hi, how are you? You know what? Great, honestly. Good. It's just like returned to old school. Real housewives of New York, which has been a long time for us. It's the beginning of a real housewives of New York.

Legacy starring, Ronnie and Ben. Welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks for being here. Welcome back, Legacy, and welcome back to people who only listen to that show Don't know what the hell you're thinking, but welcome back to you. We've missed you Ben, what are you cooking today? What are you making? What's good and good? What am I cooking? Yeah Well Wouldn't you like to know because I'm sorry you haven't been in my kitchen for eight years

We'll hang out withel's phone hang out with Wonder Bread. How about that? So you better get the crumbs of your Wonder Bread and you better put peanut butter on it. You better pack the fuck up with your peanut butter. You got it, Greg? I was, what's cooking is a whole that of enthusiasm because I was really happy with this first episode. But of course, we know it's going to be good because this is a time-tested group.

They, Luan, Durinda, Ramona, and Sonia, the four of them, they have really like an uncanny ability to generate a huge amount of entertainment despite like, you can have a Kelly, you can have a Kristen, you plug and play other people, you're always gonna get some good stuff out of it. And it was great, it was great seeing this show, it's just hilarious. This is such a natural rapport, it is there.

They, I was very, very delighted by this first episode, especially because honestly, I didn't really like the last girl's trip. I felt like the chemistry was very, often the last girl's trip and it didn't really do much for me, but this one felt really, really good. What did you think? Well, one of the things in the last girl's trip

to kind of hurt the last, Roni legacy was Leah. So it's not weird. So this one is without Leah. And a lot funnier. It was very much a things that don't change episode. It feels like it's been 10 years since that show's been on. It has not.

It has been a year and a half for something. That's not really about long. I know. They really are. They're like long. They're like long. Wow, we're back together. Yeah, but it's not been that long. Yeah.

Especially for them. They shot this a long time ago, but it is not that long. It does seem like, wow, people really never change. I mean, Ramona does the old Bravo. It's, you know what? Me part two. This is a very different person than me that you're gonna get.

Say, okay, say, I'm a different, probably a good person now. And Dorenda comes back, you would think that Dorenda would come back, like, you know what, I'm gonna be less of a waste to the idiot because I just get so much criticism and I got put on pause or whatever. Nope, nobody's learned a goddamn thing.

And it's kind of refreshing. Yeah, I think it's been really, really good. And like for a moment, I was convinced that Kelly, Kelly seems much more lucid. And so for a moment, I thought like, wow, she really has grown and she's like pretty chill and like normal these days, but she still is kind of, I'm up here, you're down here kind of lady. Like she still has that. And then you have Kristen who I've always felt like Kristen was a better house so I've then people give her credit for it.

And I think I still believe that. Like she still has, her whole thing is she's kind of like a brat, but like she steps into this show and she just has no problem Just going right up against Durinda and I actually have to kind of admire that. There's like a fearlessness She has and she just goes and Durinda scowls at her and Kristen's like, okay, I'm gonna tackle with you You know, that's like I just I don't know I think it's so far the episode's been really great Well, Chris never really been afraid. I mean, Kristen went up against Bethany Frankl.

Kristen is always very good for like a, how could you? Why are you talking to me like this? She's always been kind of good for that. I think especially eight years of just having, you know, Josh and her kids to talk to you. And it's still watching Housewives and all that stuff. Obviously, you know, I'm sure she's filled with a lot of well-I would have and now you get the chance and it's like,

you know, I'm not going to take anybody's crap today. Um, and she still just looks like it's still kind of sad every single time. You're like, this girl is just never going to win. Like there's no winning. She's she- You can't do it, Kristen. You were not born to win this game, okay? So just enjoy getting tossed around in the wind. She also has the Leah thing, which is that, I think there's something about these women that causes her to regress towards like a teenager a little bit, so she gets a little impetulant.

And I'm sure she has an extra grind, because I think we all kind of felt like Bethany iced her off of the show. When Bethany came back, I think we all kind of felt like Bethany iced her off of the show. When Bethany came back, I think Kristen had two seasons maybe and when her first season was like, was fine. And then when Bethany came back, like, she just like would not interact with Kristen. It just felt like she was really icing her out.

She really didn't like this, this like hot hot younger woman and like Kristen, I just, I have a memory of Kristen trying to like actually have conversations or scenes and her just like not being invited to things or not being welcome in a sense and- Don't you remember when she was like there? I feel like you're putting me in a box, Bethany. It's like- Yeah, I'm in a box. What is this box? What are you talking about? Why are you here right now? I don't understand. You're in a box? Like, what'm gonna know your box. What is this box? What are you talking about? Why are you here right now?

I don't understand, you're in a box? Like, what is this? Scrolls in a box, someone get her out of a box. Like, what are you talking about? Put it back in the box, take it back. I don't even know what you're talking about. No. Yeah.

That was it. She could tell you what. She could tell you what. She's putting me in a box, man. Yeah, and then I think she kind of was like, her whole vibe was like, this girl, she's like, complaints, like, whatever. So, I think she kind of was like her whole vibe was like this girl. She's like complaints like whatever So I think that Kristen is coming in also to

Kind of be like I have some stiff. I want to say all right, you know, I have feelings about things But I don't either way another super interesting thing about Kristen casting is that Kristen was cast in the first reboot of New York because New York has always been the boldest one about rebooting. They fired everybody except for Luana and Ramona, right? As friends of, but then they brought in all the new people, Heather, Kristen, Aviva, Carol. They brought in the whole new cast, but then just had the other like, wait, was it Luana?

It's a friend that's... I think Ramona and Sonia were the only ones brought back and Lou Ann was demoted to friend of and sees a lot. Okay, she was brought back as a friend of them, but they mostly had this new cast. So that was the first time they act the whole show. And I remember back then, because we covered all those episodes,

and I remember back then thinking, oh my God, I remember saying like, this is just bullshit. I can't believe they would do this. It sucks. And then that turned out to be some of the most classic episodes ever. I mean, the new cast ended up like once they got warmed up or in everything, they did a great job. I thought. And so now here we are, another reboot. And here's Kristen, you know, they bring back Kristen. Yeah. Yeah, all this stuff, all this, the pirate stuff, the Aviva, you know, some like,

you butt, white trash, quite frankly, you know, calm down. That was all from the reboot season, which I also remember that season starting off a little shaky and then it like found its way and became really good. But yeah, I think Kristen came in the season after the reboot and then she was there, she was there the season after and then she was, I think she had two seasons. I don't think she had three seasons.

I think she just had two seasons and then they brought Bethany in on her second season and they may have brought Durinda into and the set, I don't know, it doesn't matter, but either way, the point is, just, you know, it's hard, you can not, like to get chemistry like this with cast members is a special thing, even if some of the people

are terrible, terrible people. So shall we dive in? Yes, let's get into it. So one thing that also returned, which I love, is the old school real house was of New York music. The synthesizer rip off of Sex and the City music. I love this music. I'm just so glad to hear this Cassio keyboard back in my life.

So good. I love it. This sort of like the vibraphone sound, like the synthesizer vibraphone. So Luanne's putting on some pearls, and she's like, did I hear the door? And in walks Sonia, and they're saying hi and everything. And she's like, oh, you look so cute and pink, Sonia Rita.

And she's like, oh yeah, well, I always dress for the girls. And I un-dress for the guys. Ha! So, you're right about that. I'm so sorry. I'm looking up Kristen Takeman because I want to see this casting. Cause you're not getting it doesn't really matter.

And I'm like, it does matter. It doesn't matter when was she here? What season did she come in on? You have such a better memory than me. She came in on season six, you're right. I thought she came in with all the other ladies. That's crazy. No, she's so right that she only had her and Carol.

Yeah, you're right that she only had a couple seasons too. That's nuts. Is it just two seasons, right? Yeah, who was she? She had three. Okay, she did have three seasons. No, no, she had six and seven. No, is, right? Yeah, shit through. Okay, she did have three seasons. She had six and seven. No, is this right?

And did Durinda come in on seven or does this run under three and six? No, it's her. I mean, like a ruler to hold this up because it's like one of those Wikipedia charts. And I'm, yeah. I can't fall in the line. I'm coming, I'm joining.

I'm joining. I'm giving Durinda shit for drinking too much. I cannot follow the lines on a wiki, I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm giving Durrinda shit for drinking too much. I cannot follow the lines on a wiki, wiki chart. Yeah, she was in season six and seven. I'm literally holding up my phone to be my ruler. You guys, this is sad. And Durrinda came in on season seven, which is the same season that Bethany came back.

So I think, yeah, it was too much. I think that Kristen take men between, that was a large cast. that was a large cast and between Derinda and Bethany coming back, although Aviva had left that season, but too much per to handle. We'll see left after Tristan's first season, right? That's what this says. Right.

Aviva did. Yeah. Okay. Yes. So these two who we just watched in Their spin-off show crappy Islander crappy crappy late crappy lake are back doing their whole stick, you know Oh my god. Hope we get some dick and same bars god. I hope there's some good-looking guys there So yeah, there's always some as a fucking safe bar. We need hot guys as Ramona would say.

What'd she say? And he hot guys. And he hot guys. And then I got to Ramona packing. I was like, whoa, where's my phone? There it is. Oh my god. Let me make a call, okay?

I'm called Rinda. So she calls Rinda. Rinda, we-up familiarizing herself with the art of beginning a scene. Whoa, look at me packing my suitcase. You know what? I need to find my phone. So I wanna make a call, okay?

Okay. I'm gonna use my finger to press numbers because I'm gonna call her. Do you make a phone call, okay? So she calls up to Rinda. I was like, hey, oh my God, you look so pretty. And she's like, yeah, well, you know what? I'm packing because I'm going on a trip, a trip with you.

Because guess what? I'm on the phone with you because I'm calling you and I'm going on a trip, okay? She's like, well, you know what? My favorite place is Singbot, okay? Look, what could possibly go wrong at Singbot? Now they're gonna cut to a cue of me yelling. Take a bots, okay? Look, what could possibly go wrong at the same bots? Now they're gonna cut to a cue of me yelling,

take a Xanix, okay? Ramona, you don't have to tell us that part. You know what, what if you forget? Just think, sit. You know what, what if you forget? Just think, sit. She's a very literal scene setter, rapper. So of course, we see a Viva flashback, a Viva saying,

my husband just did an amazing thing. Take a Xanix, take a Zinn Calm Down. So her husband is like, yeah, you know what? It's gonna be me, it's gonna be you, it's gonna be Zownia, you know what? Kelly's always smiling and then did that girl, Caitlin? Okay, that's not a name, not Caitlin. I don't know her name, you know what, Katie?

Rebecca? Caroline? Rebecca, you know what, Katie? Rebecca? Caroline? Rebecca? You know what, Louisa? Becky. Becky. It's a Beth. Florence.

No, her name is Stephanie. Stephanie, I know that for sure. Hello, Stephanie. Help. Help. Do our way. Do our ways are to come join us. Hi.

Seltillo, Seltillo, Tile. That's it. It's name. Armadillo. Seltillo, Tile. That's it. It's name. Armadillo. Armadillo. You know what? The person is joining us as settlers of Gatim. Kai. You don't even remember Christine.

You don't remember. You know what? A children for Christine. Don't say that, okay? You know, I think she grew up a lot. Yeah, you didn't remember her. And then we see a clip, a headline from RealityT saying Ramona Singer genuinely forgot who Kristen Taekman was before New York legacy cast announcement.

She said, you know what, to win it? Don't start, okay? Because I'm fully remembered her. So change the subject. Right now to win the hook. Okay, it's it. I'm not going to take this right now. You know what?

I totally remember. She was like blonde brunette, like five foot six foot somewhere like that. She had two arms, two legs, two eyes, one nose, and one mouth, okay. Okay, I was just joking. Good boy, da-ba-nda. She just hangs up on her.

So then we go back to Sonia and Liu, and they're talking about Kristen coming, and then we go to Kristen and Josh who have moved to LA. Josh. Oh, that's awesome. Wow. Josh has, um, I don't know how to really describe Josh. I would say from the hairline up, he looks like a Ken doll.

And then from there on down, he's kind of like Milton Burle in a fun house mayor. What do you think? I think he looks like the sort of person whose shit was put out there by Ashley Madison and he narrowly, narrowly avoided being part of a much larger scandal. And now he's appearing on TV for the first time since then and is just trying very carefully to modulate himself and make sure the audience has forgotten all of that. That's just as fear in his eyes. Like, I'm just gonna be really supportive.

And we can also forget my fedora phase on this show. We should do that too. The fedora phase. Get out of the terrible fedora phase. this show. We should do that too. The fedora phase. Get a terrible fedora phase. Yeah, he is doing a like, ha ha. Hello, Kristen. I'm such a nice husband. Wow.

So I'm so supportive of whatever you would like to do. Huh. And I just might know he goes, she says, do you like this Josh? And he goes, is that a skirt? You see, you can try it, it pretend you're nice. All you want to, but really, you don't know what a skirt is Josh. You're just, no matter what.

Fucking gas lighter. I got, what is that a skirt? I don't know Josh, it's an elephant. What the odds? The fuck do you think it is? Josh, she goes, what are the odds of me going to say in parts of all these women after we were just there? I mean, can you think it is? Josh, she goes, what are the odds of me going to say in parts with all these women after we were just there?

I mean, can you imagine it's literally been almost eight years, can you believe that? And he's like, yeah, I can't wait. And they're not gonna ask about Ashley Madison, are they? Like, I'm really excited for you, but they're not gonna ask, right? Right. And Kristen is telling us,

I mean, people are gonna feel like, who's this Kristen girl? It's been so long. I barely remember anything that's happened, which we find out later, is a complete lie. She remembers every single second and she is studied up every line that's ever been uttered on all of these shows.

Yeah, she's like, I'm a completely different person. You know, I used to be a blonde lady who looks like she's from a J. Croucadalog, and now I'm just a blonde lady who looks like she's from a J. Croucadalog. Listen, we moved out of Manhattan to the suburbs, but the suburbs happen to be the suburbs of Los Angeles. I was either out of the West side and I was like, no way, we're going to move to just a different, since sufferable neighborhood instead.

We've found the only pocket of Los Angeles that thankfully doesn't have the internet. So I've kept my husband that's going really well. So her kids are now teenagers, which is weird, like the daughter is 11 and the son is 15 and he also has Gen Z here, which is like bleach blonde hair with black stars in it, which is like great.

I, like I personally would never choose to have my hair look kind of like a soccer ball because I don't like Aaron's feet coming towards it, but I support this kid in his artistic expression. Speaking of black stars, here she is. expression speaking of black stars here she is. Happy birthday to you. Under Diana Ross wig.

Yes, yes, I got the reference. Thank you for making that. So Kristen, these are so Kristen's asking her son like, what's gonna happen when your hair is gone and he's saying it like he's gonna have black spots and everything and she just tells us, like, what's gonna happen when your hair's gone? And he's saying it, like, he's gonna have black spots and everything. And she just tells us, oh, this is actually really annoying. She goes, yeah, since you've seen me last time, pretty much just been a mom. I call it, momming really hard. Ha!

I'm not that there's a very famous podcast slash YouTube show called Mom So Hard, which is fantastic. Go check it out. Love you, Jensom Edley. Hope you're great. So, um, Sonia and Luan, Sonia's like, oh my God, I bump into some of those people on social. I saw Kelly there on social media, on the internet.

And I went, oh gosh, well, I was non-scary island, so I don't remember any of that stuff, because I wasn't there. So what's there to remember? Am I right, girls? And so we see all the great flashbacks of Scary Island, we see all the clips. We all know them all the clips. By the way, the half this show is clips. This is sort of like a clip show. So so on and he was like, well, you know, let's just like make

her feel comfortable. So she won't go off the deep end. And you know, I'm like, well, in case you didn't remember last time, she was pretty comfortable and still went off the deep end, so good luck. Good luck with that. You know, it's just like some of these people, they're like Kelly, they just can't let go of the past. You know what I mean? You can say one thing to them and they'll never forget them. Oh my God, I'm just being Mrs. City Bank. Please. Well you know Kelly and I are friends. We were never close friends, but she's the sweetest, nicest woman and you know, but she's more of a boy's kind of girl. Kind of one of those non-copyrate listening, rejecting my autographs kind of girl. I'm trying to say it, she's a total bitch. So then Kelly is with her daughter who's a well one of her daughters who's all grown up and Freaking gorgeous and she's like when I was on the OG in New York back in the ice age

That was like totally different like I was just like a single mom and now I'm like I've like this booming real estate career My kids are all grown up my real estate career is boom. Have you seen it? It's booming, it's huge. It's giant. Have you seen, I mean, we've all seen it. I'm talking to the New York audience, but my God, this real estate career, Kelly is the only person still to this day I've ever seen put herself in all of the ads of the home she's selling. She'll be like, here's the living room.

She's like posing in the living room, like a leg in the air, like a carefree. Kelly, I mean, look, this is the lady who went jogging down Fifth Avenue in the middle or park avenue or one of the big avenues and like the middle lane with a taxi behind her. So she's not afraid to insert herself in places that are not traditional spaces for humans. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. It's almost that magical time of year.

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As you know, I'm famously great with kids follow twos the grand holiday talk show on the wonder Reapp or wherever you get your podcasts So Kelly is like what if this is like scary island 2.0? I mean, you know, although I've seen a lot of the women You know over the years like I haven't spent Quality time with them and you know like I just don't spent quality time with them. I just never know with them. So she's like, I love Sally being the one who's scared of repeat of scary island. You were the scary one.

It's like Michael being like, uh-oh guys, here we go again. I hope this isn't scary against this is Halloween. Michael's Halloween right? I thought you were about Michael Darby and I was like I'm listening All my hold I just gripped someone I hope I don't grip another person Yeah, you're all the gropers sir Kelly does not have Bethany Frankl on this trip and Bethany did trigger Kelly by delivering her a bag of Skinny girl swag.

Remember, his Kelly call to friends was like, it's just like weird. It's just like weird. Like she brought like a bag of like of like her stuff. It's just like, it's like weird right now. She's like stalking me. It's like so weird to be like stalk like that. Like I've never had clip art delivered to my door on canvas like that. I mean, it was just, it was like terrifying.

By the way, later, it just occurred to me later on the, what Kelly says about Kristen's calling Kristen a fan. That is so reminiscent of the scary island fight where Kelly was insisting that Bethany was merely a cook, not a chef. It is literally like that is so Kelly's thing. So they're all arriving at the airport. Ramona is just being Ramona on her selfie cam like, whoa, what? Look at me. I'm going on a trip. Very excited. Like to dedicate this to Donald Trump Jr. You know what? Because why not? Love you, calming. Ramona does like a little song and then does try to do the TikTok transition thing.

She goes, I'm here, I'm ready. So go get ready. And she puts her hand on the lens to do like, she's so used to doing the stupid thing when we put the hand on the lens. And then when you take the hand off from a different location, which again, it still cracks me up.

That for as far as we have come with video and video technology and personal video technology, the people still revert to the same shit that they did in the 80s when they got a camcorder, which is like, I'm gonna press the pause button and I'm gonna step out of frame and I'm gonna hit the pause button again.

Oh my God, I disappeared on the video. It's TikTok, man. It's just called art. Okay, so. So, Sonya's like telling her camera, she's on the plane, so she's telling her phone camera or whatever, she's like, wow, here I am. You know, this is really great

because I've just been empty nesting. Sonia, you're a... I don't think you've called and been nesting at your point. I'm just honest. She's just been watching that Dyn and Manoff and Chrissy McNagle, a great chemistry. Not so sure about Richard Mulligan,

but if you were alive, I definitely would have fucked him by now. So she's chocolate. They get on the sl... Sorry. Go ahead. No, you didn't actually finish what you were trying to say, but I was just continuing to note. So it was nothing.

It was nothing groundbreaking. Wait, we also have to acknowledge the shot of D'Arinda sitting on her luggage swirling around at the airport. Yeah, D'Arinda is doing that thing. Or she'll look at me. Everyone forgets. I'm just happy. Go lucky D'Arinda. Nothing bothers me. Look at me. I'm just happy. Go lucky to win, that nothing bothers me.

Look at me, I'm just rolling around, I just suitcase having a good time. This is so funny to see all these girls again. You know what this... It's time it's gonna be left to your life, fam. Thank you. You wanna dig in my goddamn ya? I'll tell you it's about to land.

You on your fucking face. So if someone needs to sit down, it better be you playing. It better be fucking you. Alright? So, by the way, you know what I love about a good old fashioned Durrindorant is that the laptop literally froze up and there was time for it to be to freeze to be frozen to unfreeze and catch up a buffering and the durandarant was still going on, which is not a comment about you. It's a comment about like that's because a proper durandarant takes that long, you know. So Kelly, they're changing

planes and everything. They have to get on this this terrifying little plane and they're just screaming as they keep to send down on the same parts. Also by the way, very disappointed that we did not get a resurrection of Housewives on the Island baby for the theme song. This was a Housewives on the Island occasion. Why do we have a different... No, they have a different theme song for every single one. Don't you remember the one at Dorinda's was like the succession?

It was like a mix between the succession music and then the only murders in the building music and they have just done like a remix like a housewives on the island baby or something like that like legacy on the island baby. I'm actually I want to play this one because I thought it was kind of a Bob It's not really I think they were like take the kind of sex in the city Synthesize your music but make it kind of more of a Bob here it is everybody Wait, oh, I'm recording hold on I have become my own father. Okay, here we go.

You become Ramona. It's a little haunted house, too. You have to wait until the end. Okay, repeat, hold on. You can do it, dude, dude, dude. I like that. The ending has like this detective show from the 80s like That's a lot of feelings going on that sort of sounded like an upbeat haunted house It sort of sounds like detective show it sort of sounds like just like a video game like a like a modern video game

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I don't know. I just don't want it to be forgotten. How so is that? The island, baby. How so is that? I'm the island, baby. How so is that island, baby? Let's get the party started. Okay, so airport arrivals are on the plane.

Sonya's like, you know, I just rather go on the ferry. That's what I do. You get a cocktail, you sit down. I don't want to be a downer, but I know people who have lost their lives on that plane. John John, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Grimis, Herina Franklin. Diana Manoff. Um, Mulligan.

Sorry, I've just really been, really been empty nesting. Dreyf is the dog, less is hard. Dreyf is what I say Mulligan. Dreyf is what Mulligan is the yeah is Like I said, I would have fucked it so I Love just work on so if I could call a Mulligan on anything it would be not fucking Richard Mulligan when I had the chance So during this like is was that a landing or did they just drop from the sky? And we're like, well, my life flashed in front of me. Oh, wait, sorry, that's just the montage I show at all my shows.

Never mind. God, that was a fun life flash. Incredibly tasteful life flash. I have to say for myself. You know what? I don't know what everybody seemed talking about, okay, because the landing didn't bother me at all. That's it.

I'm remonna to point out. Very non-plustered about things, okay? And Le Wann, now that they have arrived at St. Barves, a French-speaking island, Le Wann is now in full French mode. So she's like, Merci, BoCoup. Merci, just weasel's trait content. Merci, just with Drake Hunt Hunt.

Merci, merci, I do speak French on Encore. We win. We win. So the drivers come. They're, Hi, we're gonna drive you to your location. Everyone is like, Whoa, you should for us. Please unpack my bag into the back seat and then repack it before we give to the thing,

just because I said so, okay. So I say that in a nice, a nice enough way, bus boy. Thank you all you servants for bringing us to the house, okay? So they're driving and Durinda's asking Kelly if she's dating anyone and Kelly says that's complicated and Durinda's like, you know, Kelly and I have known each other for a long time because you know we ended up going to same cocktail parties and then I was sort of just like yell at her and say you better back it up and then we became

friends and like we never got like super close but like I've been told things about Kelly you know like go to sleep chef like that but like I'm watching scary island I just want to take her by face value and so then we keep Luan I think I think she's on an 80 sitcom Reboot every time they cut to the ranch like girls. Can you believe it? Here we are together On a vacation again. It's us the gang reunited am I right girls? And now they get to the place to girls. Can you believe it? This is the mansion This is the same mansion we stayed at before. Oh the good times Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Mmmmm, perfect strangers, everyone. Perfect strangers, thank you so much. You know who's not strangers? Us. Because we're old friends.

Every single one of us except that blonde girl over there. Who I still support. You know, I did once fuck Balkebar talk him as he was great. He wore his outfit from the old country and we did the dance of joy afterwards. And so then we get the house manager, Martin, who is adorable. And and he's like oh my god It's not good to see you

Like scratches his face and closes his eyes really tight. I was like oh my god. He's adorable And not gonna take one ounce of shit. I love his I don't like look at me Just in a little flush baby Those are the two Oh You you're French. Oh you don't you speak French. Oh, the luggage C'est la oui, n'est-ce pas? Anyway, bye-bye

By the way Someone's the way I'm like well, I'm certainly having flashbacks, so Johnny did right now. Ha ha ha. Anyone want to ask me about it? Anyone? Anyone at all? Well I'd like to know this story.

Oh well, you can't hear it now. You're gonna tell it at dinners. That's what you call a tease in the business. I love Leuand promoting her story, her dinner time story. Yeah. She's like, here's a poster for my story that I'm going to tell it dinner. Posing in front of it. Can I take a photo in front of my story?

Thank you. One night only dinner tonight. The van to the store. So then we meet Jean Baptiste, the chef. And he's like, oh, hello, funny face lady. I know you from years ago. Yes, man, I was like, whoa, you know what? No, not really. Oh my god. Are you Kristen? I will never forget

Malam rights you see you Sir, I'm on it's like whoa, oh my god. It is you, let's hug. It just wanna show the world that I'm willing to hug servants, okay? So I was like, don't touch the staff, Ramona. Sorry, okay, just got excited, okay? Sorry, sorry. What? This is the Ramona, this is not problematic at all, okay?

I don't do problem things. Now unpack my suitcases with your underwear on, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a lot of gun damage when I tried to fillate it. That was awkward. And then we see a clip of a moment of going, hey Tony, can you explode us? Just burn us, would you? See? You know what? Met memory? It wasn't problematic at all. I'm just saying, okay? You know, what's problematic? Is it me or is it the year? You tell me. You know what? You know what? I have no problem hugging the chef because guess what? I don't see color of Kai. He's like, well, he's white also. But you know what? I don't know. Am I hugging a white person? A black person? I'm progressive, okay?

So then Sonia's like, Sonia's like, oh yeah, this over here is where Aviva called his white trash. And we see a flashback of Aviva said you both white trash quite frankly and then the next day Ramona having looking at the definition on my computer. The term is usually a slur white trash versus cracker, hillbilly, oaky, and redneck, okay. Actually I fucked all of those people. people. South. So Kelly is like oh my god the staff is so nice. And the man says yeah they're not bad to look at either. I need a chef boyfriend, Polyvip, Froncete, penis liquor. That's what sir line I'm sorry. All right. All right everybody gather around. I like to pick rooms We're gonna pick a number out of the bag and then we're gonna roll the dice Then we're gonna pick a car do a summer song jump rope to decide who gets one room

Everybody follow all right everybody let's do it Everybody's if we gotta keep it fair because there's something about Ramona. Oh, he's winding the big room Okay We gotta keep it fair, because there's something about Ramona. He's winding the big room. Okay. All right. All right. So I also a new rule. The longer it takes, I will continue singing

until you're done rolling your dice. Okay, here we go. Be both dead. You're like roll the dice, roll the dice. Well, the fastest dice rolling if if you see in my life. That's crazy. So Ramona comes in last, which I don't know how you would rig dice throwing, but I feel like the producers did anyway.

I don't think it's possible, but I think they did it because they're just going to try and trigger Ramona all they can. So she's like, whoa, you know what? I got last choice for a room, and that's fine with me because I'm from, you know what, I hope the room number on the outside is two point out because that's the room only you're getting, that's it. You know what, they're all terrific rooms, they all come with their own servants,

and they'll be very happy, though I'm sure they all have closets that are the proper height for my dresses, so like not an issue, okay. So, you know what, like we all have enough rooms, right? And Martin's like, no, you have to share room. Two of you have to share. And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you know what?

This game changer then, okay, it's not fair. We should also have our own room. This is ridiculous, okay? Remoteed 2.0 just became Remotea 1.29. I don't really understand numbers. It's just not the same, cause this remoteed to Remoteona 1.29. I don't really understand numbers. It's just not the same, cause this Ramona does Ramona say. Man, I love presenting everyone with Ramona singer.

And so now Ramona's like really mad that she has to share. And she's like, I mean, what are we gonna do? Someone have to share. Okay, so now what happens? Okay, this is crazy. I'm sorry, this is crazy. All right, that's not fair. And on top of that, I don't even I'm sorry. This is crazy. Right?

I'm not fair. And on top of that, I don't even want to share. The only person I would share with would be my daughter slash best friend, Avery, okay? Because it's basically like you're just sharing with yourself, except an older version of hers yourself. Because guess what? She looks older than me. I look younger.

She looks older. I look younger. She looks older, okay? You know what? Maybe we wouldn't share room, but we might as well share the womb because we're like twins Except of course, no fraternal fraternity because I'm like the young one. She's the old one Damn, I'm gonna need to start doing vocal warm-ups before this so I can get Here, let me show you what I do to warm up my voice. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is it. This is life the one you got. So let's just have a ball

This is it. This is it Be a little bit more like shot the fuck up over there Here comes one right now So um, do you remember it's like okay guys? I came up with a solution. Are you ready for me? Okay, here's the solution. I don't like the share room. I don't like me neither. Okay guys, great job. Jorin, last night with the loser, Garima. I'm not sure. I don't like the share room unless it's with a pirate. Oh, sorry, uh, more details on later snited a p.m. Be there

Dream Square Who's gonna have the salmon? So um to random is like okay, thanks. So here's what we can we knew doesn't want to share room So who who wants to room together? Whoever wants to room together can take the master Okay, I'll move out of mine and you guys can figure that out. Is that help? I think that's fair. And that's all you're gonna hear about it for me, okay? And it's actually a surprisingly effective thing because obviously Sonya Ramona are gonna like room together and there's like literally no fights.

Well, it's very tricky. The ones that they always, they even show the extended clip package of those who always think, you know what, we get the best room because we're going to room together so we get the biggest room. And then they always end up getting the best room because they agree to be roommates. So it worked out in the classic style. You know what, I'm just being a team player here, okay? That's all. I'm actually being very helpful. So now Sonia and Ramona are just like in their room and Ramona's like, what the thing that's between your chest?

Oh, this thing, this is just some things that way I don't get chest wrinkles. Oh, and this, this is just egg from breakfast. Oh, and this? Oh, that's just a martin sperm. We did it. So Martin takes Lou to her room. I said, oh, Quato, Quato, room, room, room.

Egg egg. Is this a kitchen, cocina? Very American, very, very, Hama-ray con. And she's like, you know, at first I was like the bungalow. I want the main house. But then I said, this might be more, blah, blah.

A little bit more private. You know, I wouldn't mind having a, my own servants, maybe a hot sexy man like Mr. Belvedere hit it boys 3, 2, 1. Treats on the China, never matter before. Who cares, oh and you walk through the, I'm sorry, that's as far as I can get in the song. That's all I know I can get in the song. That's all I know in French, please carry on. So Durinda is in her room and it's got some like weird modern doors on everything, like

closets and it's got all this shit in there. And they're like curved, like the door curves out, but then it curves in on one part and presumably they're curved like handles would be to open and close it. It's awful. It's awful. It's like she can't and she's just trying to find the toilet. She's trying to both find the toilet and the way out of the room. I can't ever do anything the same. It's the arena and the room goes all the way around because she can walk around the bed, the beds and the toilet. So it's just the arena walking in a circle.

It's trying to pull every single door. Is this the door? Wait a minute, is this the bathroom? Please, not the bathroom. That's the class and another class. Why are we sitting here? Oh, it's okay. That's not the bathroom.

Where's the bathroom? I mean, you're okay. Wait, I'm going to go ask him. I can't find... How do I get out? How do I get out of here? You're well. Oh yeah, that's actually Mr. Belvedere.

That's crazy. What are you doing? You get out again looking for the bathroom. That's right. Hey, this Wesley and this Bob Juka. What's going on? This is literally like as close as we're gonna get to watching Dorenda and a mirror maze.

If you ever said like, what would happen if you put Dorenda in a fun house and got her trapped in an amaze of mirrors? This is it. Where did my go? Hey, who's that lady over there? Hey, who's that lady over there?

Hey, you stole my look. Hey, are you pointing at me? Stop pointing at me. She's just yelling at her own reflections. So, Ramona is unpacking with Martin and she's like, see, you know what? This is how I do it. It's all in hangers, okay? And look, this closet needs to be toilet.

Why is this thing down so much? Like who's gonna be able to unpack their things with the closet that's short? And he goes, oh, okay. I will tell the architect of the house to make it dollar for you. Okay, I was like, yes, bitchy ass, Martin, I love you. She's like, thank you so much, Kai. Like now could you move my luggage, Siv like, yes, bitchy ass martini. I love you She's like thank you so much Kai like now could you move my luggage civil play? She does skip a beach like okay That would be great. No, thank you Thank you for finally finally some good service where the pool noodles so Finally Durinda finds her door and gets out. She's, he's room does she even make a sense? She takes somewhere between the Guggenheim Museum,

Mars, and a panic room. So, she finally gets out. She, and Martin shows her where the toilet is. The toilet is behind the, the only door that does not look like all the other doors, but it looks like a wall. It looks like a wall. I don't really understand.

Why would you tell that? I don't understand why I don't. Back to the bathroom. Behind a hidden, like a hidden. It looks like a wall. I don't really understand. Why would you say that? I don't understand why I don't. Backdream. Behind a hidden door. Who does that? It's slow strange. She's pissed in the Lord. So now they're all in their bathing suits

and Ramona's at the table and she's like arranging the seating and she's like, you know what, I like this in the middle because that way I can look at everybody. And if it means that I'm in every single shot on the show, well then so be it. It wasn't designed that way. I just want to look at everyone's faces,

including Wanda over there. Chris-Den! Whatever. Chris is like, oh my God, you brought us gifts. That's so nice. I brought us gifts to Ramona. Oh my gosh, guys, I didn't, I've never felt this energy from Ramona before

like she's so calm and collected I'm like literally waiting for the other shooter drop. Oh Ramona! What? You know what? It's what a shooter drop that you didn't say couldn't be on your head. That! You know what? It reminds me of this one time and it was a little girl and I'd always like walk into room and my father's best friend, Geraldine Parsonsmith, just throws shoes at my head, and she said, you know what, if you don't wanna get hit by shoes, have a smaller head, and to this day, I can't wear hats,

because I'm too paranoid that my hats will accentuate how big my head is, and a shoe will come flying at my forehead. Okay, sorry, I'm sorry, but that's just my story. So then, Kelly comes in, and everyone's like, oh my sorry, but that's just my story. So then Kelly comes in and everyone's like, oh, you look so beautiful. Everyone's like, whoa, you look boobalicious. She's like, no, you look boobalicious. She's like, what?

Maybe I'm gonna go the other way now. Kelly's got such nice boobs. Look at me, I'm so modern. I'm accepting of gay people, people of different colors, which I don't even see, okay? So Ramona is like, you know, I just know that when Kelly was on the housewives, she was at her best, okay? She was not at her best, okay? So I'm looking forward to seeing her because, you know, for the past few years, she's always

been like having it together. And so I'm like, hoping she'll keep it together on this trip. So that way, I can tear her down and destroy her mental state, okay? You know what? I'm really glad she seems to be doing okay because she's possibly gonna be my first possibly black girlfriend. So... Is she black? I don't even know because I don't even see color anymore. I have no- I don't see color at all. Whoa So then um, she's like, okay, I'm hungry. You know what? Can I yell because I'm like seriously really hungry? Okay

I'm hungry think of the good thing thing me to eat the food My god, this woman is the most fucking worst You know what? Where are they? It's not right. I haven't eaten in 24 hours, okay? Come on, come on. What's going on? Daringa, okay, we're all starving and we don't want to eat without you and it's four o'clock and I haven't eaten in about three weeks Okay, I'm very hungry. I was I was trapped in a closet and I was I was I was abducted by a person and they didn't feed me the entire time So now it's my final my time to eat and you're preventing me from eating my food, okay? And so now she's yelling up the stairs. See girls come down girls. I have an evening.

And what is it? 14 hours now. Whoa. And Kristen's like, there's a remote we know him off. And so one of the work, there's like people, the chefs or whoever, like the staff is in the back. Manu. Does he say I love her? What did he say? No, he says, he says, ah, she's non-stopped that one. And then the lady goes, yes, she's the boss.

She's the boss. She's like, you know what? She's like, oh my God, I just said the calculations. I have any 14 hours. Like the wonder why I'm starving 14 hours. And so she's yelling up. And sourenda comes down she goes to his screaming She's like I'm starving Durenda. Do you know what? Do not scream at me. Okay. Hey everybody. This remote on his back Okay, you fall into like you fall into it like she's changed and then boom

You're wondering that she's definitely the time. He's just making me crazy. I'm just kidding. I'm just being fun They're in the You know, I don't you well would keep us screaming at me. Okay, I'm not a dog Okay, and Sonya's like well, we're only here five minutes and there's a disturbance in the piece in the back lashes Rinda Duh, Rinda! That's it. Just what? Don't leave, okay?

So Durenda comes to the table and then Durenda can, you know, Durenda is getting herself worked out because Durenda is like, whatever. I yell to Nia, we can eat, okay? She's like, you know what, Rimona? Don't yell at me, Rimona, okay? It hurts my feelings. And now here's one of several hurt animal references I'm going to make in this episode to judge my behavior. If you pull my tail, I'm going

to back. Because you pull my tail. I apologize. I'm sorry. I apologize. Don't apologize. All right. Don't don't flick me in the giant. I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm rolling around in the seat through ball and bumping into the wall. Hey, Paul Joyce, I'm very sorry. I'm sorry, okay? You know what? Don't knock honey down off of the tree because I'm going to be a bear and I'm going to stand honey and be thinking about college ice.

It's going to be you. I apologize, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't scare me. Don't scare a horse because the horse is going to kick you in your super-futurally face. They're very sorry. They're doing it scare me. Don't scare a horse because the horse is gonna get you in your super fun-gagly face. They're very sore. They're doing it through with me, Ramona. I mean it. I'm sore. Sorry, I apologize. Okay. So I'm going to go on a low. Ha. She's like, wow, we already just started the trip and she's already the apologizer.

Yeah, there she is. So then they're still wondering where it blew is and so on. He's like, oh, she's got her own private exit entrance. I'm the hey, they worked that last time. That's where she took the pirate. Yeah, we waited you go when you look at the pirate. You're like, oh, you know, we just went down to the guard and I don't, you know, I don't need to go down to a bungalow. It's easy. They have a choice. Rug rash or garden rash. Hello, ZZ. Do you have a choice? Rug rash or garden rash? So then the food comes and the wean comes and she's like, well, I mean, the bags take up most of my room,

but that's okay. I'm such a good natured person. And so Ramona is like, well, you know what? We got food. I'm gonna go change my clothes. Ramona, who is just scrimmed at everybody to come to the table immediately gets up the second food comes.

Well, she's probably jealous because everyone's in their bathing suit and she didn't change her to her bathing suit. She's like, you know what, I want to look sexy, also, tight. So, Durinda's like, show, you see everybody excited about being here. Honestly, I was a little nervous coming up, you know what it is?

You kind of have to stop and enter this life now. Like, and I'm thrilled about it, you know what it is, you kind of have to stop and enter this life now, like I'm thrilled about it, you know, it's like a minute since I did the last trip and I was the hostess who controlled it all, but now I'm the guest and I'm part of the group and I said different dynamic. Whoa, okay, you know what, the nurse, the winter and the nurse of the wind. I didn't tell you. I have giving the third degree burn to my arm. Okay, because I can't go into water. Okay, everybody. Oh, yeah, Ramona, Ramona's bird. And, but he can ask me why. Okay, you know, why? Because having a beautiful dinner party in my home in the Hamptons, like we all do, those of us with homes in the Hamptons like we all do those of us with homes in the Hamptons most of you understand not Barbara here. Sorry Barbara Hey, I got terrified that Barbara was actually here. Sorry, continue

That's actually a real threat Ramona, all right I mean listen if they could ask Jennifer back, they could bring Builder Barber back here. We know why. You know, just as long as she knows, I'm the first person experimenting with sexuality on the shelf. So, it's having a beautiful party for rich people, rich people who enjoy rich people, and you know what? There were all these candles that were lit, and I went like this, and know what? They're all these candles that were lit and I went like this and guess what?

I put my hand out and my sleeve was all ostrich feathers okay and not just any kind of ostrich feathers. Ostriches that are endangered and that were killed for my dress and you know what? Those feathers caught on fire and next thing I know my wrist is on fire and I have like ostrich burns and Luan in all sincerity goes oh your ostrich feathers caught on fire and I have like ostrich burns and the wind in all sincerity goes oh Your ostrich feathers on fire God Crystans like it's not even a thing ostrich feathers. It's not don't make don't wear ostrich feathers anybody and Crystans like okay, so how do you guys feel about being back together? Well, you know what here's how I feel I always feel like Sony's far away. Like when we stop filming, Sony just dumps us.

She's an ass, we're cool. She's an ass, we're cool. Sex. Your problematic is fuck, okay? It like goes to show you. Sony is like the only person in this group. Like Sony acts like she's the one without any kind of boundaries in this group.

But I think Sony is actually like, mm, she's embarrassing. But I think Sonya is actually like, mm, she's embarrassing. And I'm Sonya. Pomona, base off the text that you've sent page six. I'm not sure. Sonya is like, I don't think I want to be having any of those in my text conversations. So Sonya is like, oh no, we're still best friends, you know.

So I was like, well, you know what? I love you, Sonya. I love you. Yeah. And Kristen goes, I know it always starts with, I love you. Ha. And Remuggles well you know what? I love you Sonia. I love you. Yeah. And Kristen goes, I know it always starts with I love you. And Remarkers, you know what? I see her on the streets and even my friends say, oh I thought you were good friends. And then Sonia goes, hi Remona, I can't talk to you. I gotta go right now. I don't want to be photographed with you because you're in the headlights again for saying something problematic.

And then you just run off and I thought you were my good friend, okay? Yeah. You know what? Even my friends say isn't she a friend? I just love Sunni being oh hi Ramona, bye Ramona, bye. Give a seat. Hi, bye. Got a brand new product. And Sunni's like okay you're right I suck. I'm the worst friend ever and Durinda saying I'll just text back all we want is to hear

from you you you know and Kristen's like okay, well did you guys What did you say like did you guys think you would be filming again together or something everyone is like oh? It's a dream come true, you know what cuz I'm with Sonya even though like right now we're fighting with each other It's still been great. So I'm just like what are you talking about? We're not fighting with each other But I got a call still been great. So I'm just like, what are you talking about? We're not fighting with each other. Bye. Great to go. You know, the great thing was that after I was put on pause and then

Chris goes, oh, here we go. And Dorenda goes, well, you got fired. Okay, but I was on pause. Let's be clear. So after you got fired, I was put on pause, okay, fired pause, pause, pause. And it began. The two people that were fired here, okay, you, at Ramona, but hers was actually a flyer, okay, because you had our sheet feathers,

you were just playing with fire, you know what I'm saying? I was paused. And Kristen's like, oh, okay, I'm gonna say, so let's be positive, she goes, no, no, you were fired, I was put on pause. She goes, okay, well, let's be clear then because we're on the same show right now so you can call it fired or you can call it paused.

And she goes, oh, okay, okay, okay. And Kelly goes, what does, put on pause? What, what's that? What does that mean? Well, someone puts you on pause. Like, how do you even do that? What I want to show I don't know. I don't even know what anybody's talking about Will you where we on TV right now TV? It's crazy. I might sound this house

Dreaders like well, I don't know, but that's my Andy Cohen shed and Chris and goes okay So you're still paused and Kristen's like oh Button pushed button pushed, button pushed, how crazy old lady over there? And Lohans says, there are certain buttons you can't push with D. And the pause button is a button you must not push.

Just how I've been told by many music producers, don't press the record button when she starts singing. I don't know what that means. You know what, like a lot of my audiences say, like the most I enjoy your music is when I don't press play. But you know what, we've all just got different buttons. I've had a lot of sound technicians say, I'm not gonna touch the on button on your microphone tonight.

And I think that's a compliment. I can't quite figure that one out. So Ramona's like, you know what? It's not even a way to start. I mean, they don't I don't think they know each other producer says they were on a seas make on it. What? What? This show what show real housewives of me you are second what you You hide the concierge to be a cast member. No, that's that's a cast the Kristen's on your trip with you. What Kristen what They're like it was season seven role on it and she's like

Seriously Play over laps So just like oh wow,. So I'm just like, I don't even believe her. It's really do you believe her? It's hard to remember who is on what season at the same time. But, because I, well, we recently, like we did a vintage recap,

this last, and this last tour that we did. And, or recently, and we definitely recapped something from... It was two years ago, we did... We did scary, oh no, I'm sorry, you're gonna say scary. We did the original Berkshires, and I remember we were like, oh my God, we forgot that Kristen actually went to the Berkshires one year.

Oh yeah, I forgot again, you see? So I, I mean, I kind of buy it. So D'Arinda's like, well, all right, you know what? So anyway, the point is, fired person not talking to you. Okay, because people with that jobs for this song don't get spoken to. Okay, but the rest of you, I think this me being paused,

it gave me time to do other stuff. Like, sit in front of my fireplace and saying, well, it's a fire. Yeah, I've started talking to my geek art and the one that's stuffed. So that's been really fine. You know, we're one time. I went up to my room and I started yelling at a pillow to stop eating cookies in the bedroom. And I said, I can't eat, I don't have a mouth.

I said, you fucking like, you better back it up a little bit. Okay, it's been good. It's been bad. Okay, it's been bad for me. Yeah, I listen to my fourth watch through of Law and No Ito. It's great. So Sonia's like, she's like, I'm gonna go,

well, you know what, it's the best scenario. And Sonia's like, yeah, well, it's the best scenario except you don't get 23 episodes in the mail. Check, check, check, check, check. She's like, you know what? I don't even need money anymore.

She's, well, you have a lot of money. I need the money, okay? Speak for yourself, bitch. And he's like, exactly, trust me. She would not be here otherwise. And Ramota starts cackling. And so Sonny's like, yeah, you're right, I wouldn't come. So, Luan says, okay, so everybody disperse.

We're gonna meet back here. We're gonna go have dinner at 7, right? So, Kelly is now with Sonia, just talking privately. And Kelly's like, well, by the way, Sonia, like I'm like you, I just like, I don't really talk to people either, you know? Cause like I have friends, but I haven't seen my friends in a long time.

And like I don't come from a feelings family, you know? And I'm just afraid to talk to people because like I don't want people to think I'm complaining. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't come from a feelings family, which is why I really don't care when I call someone or cook instead of a chef or say, I'm up here, you're down here, because I just don't have feelings. Then Sonia then says she just doesn't, she doesn't like to dump her shit on her friends and you know, they're both just saying how

they just don't want to burden people with their own emotional stuff and they're bonding over the fact that they're also like single parents and Kelly, you know, they're just saying how they just have to like their focus on getting their kids, you know, through school and then, you know, through school, and then, you know, they can focus on their friends later. Yeah. Hello there. This is a two-part recap, okay?

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