Watch What Crappens - #2262 RHOGT RHONY Legacy Part Two: Pigeons, Pirates, and Fans

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

*This is part two of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb. To find something you won't forget. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So then, Dorenda and Kristen go swimming. Oh my gosh. Okay, so it seems like Dorenda and Kristen go swimming. Oh my gosh. Okay. So it seems like Dorenda's let this storm pass, right? Like, it's only the end.

So surely Dorenda is just going to let this pass. So Kristen is getting on the inflatable swanch. Like, oh my god, I'm like, how do you even write a swan? Am I right? So Dorenda, have you been here before? And Dorenda is like, listen. You would like to make a play for me at the table Remember that right now, and it just happened so

This and if you want to play I can play we could have a lot of fun, okay? Listen, honey. I said I was on pause and you said oh, we're gonna go there again. What did you mean by that? What did you mean by that? Chris is like, because it was, Dorenda comes, I mean, and the barely exactly maybe. I'm not that one. No, yeah, no, you said it exactly. The only part you left out was that Dorenda says,

oh, you tried to make it play for me, we let that one pass, which is a lie, because then she literally does not let that pass whatsoever. So, Kristen's like, well, because you said on your ultimate trip, oh, but you ain't done the the old's midship. Yeah, but I watched it. Why are you so sensitive about it? Like, because you're here now, you're here, you're on a show. It's like, I'm not sent about anything. Well, you bring up, well, you spend into it. Yeah, nothing to do with it. When literally it was Dorenda who said, when I was put on pause at lunch, and was

hurried watching the pool, I was like, show, you tried to make a play for me, missy. She is so thin-skinned, it's hilarious. And she's like, you got nothing to do with it. You know what? Because you've been fired for a very long time. You know, even better, fuck you. You would say so. Like, you wouldn't remember, man, you've been fired the longest.

So now it's not just you were fired. It's you've been fired the longest so now it's not just you were fired It's you've been fired longer than other people So even if I was fired too, I was still fired more recently than you which makes your fire grows because it's older Yeah, you have an older firing Like I'm feeling the firing Oh, no, I then she starts doing this really. She starts doing this thing where she goes. Thank you for joining us.

We can't wait to get to know you again after being offered so long. Can't wait to get to know you again. We barely even know you. Some of us don't even know your face. All your name. Can't wait to get to know you. Yeah, can't wait to get to know you.

You've been fired for so long. Hey, your firing is so old, Sony would date it. All right, whoever you are. Chrison's like, oh my God, PTSD from the Berkshire's, it's all coming back to me. I wish I could just put pause on this whole conversation. Like, what is going on right now? Like, the show doesn't exist anymore. I get a job, ladies.

Get a new job, ladies, and mom's a hard, mom's a hard. You know what? I'm telling you. You know what you did? You broke the tail. That's what you did. All right, just pick an animal. You broke the tail off of it.

And you know what? You think you're gonna take the tail off a lizard? If you've ever done that before, you know what happens to the lizard tail? It keeps going without you. Okay, it just keeps going, and then the tail grows back so you didn't we know what you did it all right lizards lizards don't run with peanut butter okay so the Christians liar there was no tails of pole

so much attention So much resentment! I got it. No, I got it. The fact is people left of polka bear with me and the truth is I don't really care. You know what I mean? You want to polka bear with the dog? The bears can eat the dog. And this sound goes. I didn't make up the animal planet.

The animal planet made up animals. And you know what? Don't mess with the animal. Because animals kill people. Listen, you pulled the tail, but what you didn't realize is that while you're pulling the tail, your finger, which was holding the tail, accidentally poked a bear that was sitting next to us.

So be careful. Tail pulling. Now don't yell at me, because I'm not a dog. Although literally if you yell at a dog, it will literally bite back at you. So it's not calling to render a dog. Not calling to render a dog. Wait, would you say if I said what? When she said, don't yell at me, I'm not a dog, but the funny thing is if you yell at a dog, it is going to snap back at you. But then I

realized it sound like I'm calling to render dog and I'm little, I'm not calling to render dog whatsoever. I'd take it all back. I was just trying to poke a hole in the logic of the metaphor and instead of sound like I was listening to a dog. The Rindable sent you into a cycle of crazy. You need to be very careful when talking about the room before you know. It's like literally any of these people like talking about even talking about Ramona to this extent. Like we're past an hour at this point. Even talking about Ramona for an hour, it's like, how many times have we just gotten ourselves in trouble just from making Ramona comments? Because she's just Ramona. Like, I, I, it's a landmine. I just keep all. Yeah, but that being said, I actually, and this is not, this is not because it sounded like I called her dog, which I didn't, I loved

her. It sounds like I just, I, okay, good. But I love Duran, I love how she goes hot and cold because it feels so real. Like I feel like it's, with her, it's so real, it doesn't feel like she does it for reality TV. Like this is like, you're just seeing who this person is and I just love it. So Kristen is like, and she's like, I've really drunk it.

Let me talk to you. You know what? I really see the reality of this person. And the reality is, this person is extremely drunk at all times. So God, this is beautiful. This really is beautiful. Turn the, let me talk to you, okay?

Yeah, listen, I might not be smart, but I'm pretty. Let's never forget, Kristen's best contribution to the Bravo universe was saying, her line, I may not be smart but I'm pretty which is like one of the most mortifying lines. Almost like almost trumped by chrisson's current line which is they say wisdom comes with age but I'm moving everyone wrong. Oh my god. So chrisson's like, do rinda I've been living my life for eight

years. Okay. I'm like as happy as a clamp. Don't bring animals into this. This and clams are unhappy. Clams are the most depressing shellfish in history of oceans. Say, John, up. You're like, I know clams. I know clams and you're not a clam.

You're a very miserable muscle. That's what you are. A barnacle, you're a barnacle. Don't pull the voice through on a clam. I'll tell you that, little bitch. And she's like, listen, I mean, I don't need this, Duranda. I got the phone call just like you did, Duranda. She's, oh, oh, now you're saying we need this?

Oh, wow, LeWand, do you need this? And LeWand just passes. I'm like, what's going on? Cursting, let me just stop her from picking on me, please. Do I need this? That's ridiculous. Pirate story coming at 8.30 p.m. tonight. Stay tuned.

I don't need anything, but you do need the intel on the pirate coming up soon. Get your tickets now. Lay it on the real house. Go ahead and ferry. Sorry, interrupt is you. No, no, no. I was just being ridiculous because I've lost my mind talking about this show. Continue on, Ronnie. Ninevison this. And you know, I don't be sensitive. You got fired.

Guys knows who hell long ago. Okay. You know what the last person who got fired ran the time you did with the bush that got turned on fire to threaten somebody in the Bible, which is really old. Okay, your firing is that old, okay? And so I won't be sensitive, did I go up out on pause? And you don't get sensitive if it's you were fired. Bye. I'm taking a nap now.

Or I'm going to die for eight years, which is what you did when you were fired. Bye. I'm going to do what most of America did whenever you should up on TV. I'm going to take a nap. So the man goes up to Kristen. She's like, listen, listen. She is just sensitive about it, about being fired, put it on, put it on pause, not being cast in a cabaret, not rising like a phoenix, whatever you want to call it.

But for D, because that's what I'm going to call her now D. It's like pouring gas on the fire and just even the subject of it ticks it off. So what I like to do is bring it up multiple times because it is hilarious. By the way, pirate story has been pushed back to about 840 p.m. Okay, just want to give you a special idea. Holding for the artist. Okay, holding for the... Okay, well, now I know not to bring it up. Okay, well, I think you've been gone eight years and you have big, big goners coming back.

Okay, I'm going down the stairs, which means you can stop talking to me now. It's like, well, I mean, I mean, listening to the way it's just the first day. Okay, I'm done with you. Okay, meet and greet's over. Good bye. Meet and greet.

Thou, I'm sorry, no more autographs. No, listen, you've been gone for eight years and you have big cajonas for coming back because most people who don't have any sort of personality or fan base wouldn't even try to come near us a group of icons, but congratulations for you. Lady with blonde hair. See you later.

See you at the story time, 8.45 pm. Listen, Summer's not fun without fans, am I right? Bye, fan.? Bye fan. Bye fan. Kelly goes to Durrinda's room. Because Kelly knows an alpha when she sees one, basically, I think. So Kelly goes to Durrinda's room and Durrinda's like, Oh, hello. What do you think of the first day? Good. Look at me.

It's positive Durrinda, by the way, If you need to know what the bad thing is, just tell me I'll ask somebody, I already forgot. Hey. So she's there. I mean, while Ramona's in glam, and she's like, what? Lady, lady servant, okay? Possible lesbian, possible person I'm gonna make out with.

Possible person of color, okay? You know what? I'm in your hands. My hair is in your hands. My hands are in your hands, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think that happens with the god. Whoa, am I touching another lady in a sensual way? Maybe? Who knows? I'm progressive. I'm a new liberal progressive remona, okay? I am the first spainic lesbian.

Aren't television. That was me. I do feel you've been on the one on the cover of Latina magazine. So back to Derib. Derib is like, all right, what do you think of the first day, Kelly? And she's like, um, to be honest, I haven't seen like Sonia or Ramona and like so long.

And like, Kristen, I mean, I don't even know. Like I was, I guess I was pleasantly surprised by her. So yeah, well, it takes a minute. We just, you know, we just got here, it takes a minute to take that bitch. It's meant to thank you. Hopefully it won't take you as long as it did to take her to get back on TV, which is eight years. That's a long time, right?

Really long time, no offense. Well, like what's, yeah, well, what's weird is like everyone's like be careful with Durrinda. Like she's gonna be mean to you. And I'm like, no, I'm like, hello, I've known you for like a long time and like, we hang out. And like, you're not mean. And if this is making you get really angry right now, like, like, that's strange, because you're not a mean person.

Yeah, yeah, who are these people, you see, I mean. Like, you know, it's like, it's actually kind of powerful if you think about it, you know, because I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm a nice person. I'm a nice person. Hey, hey, Martin. Hey, will you tell that bitch Christine down the hallway that she's still fired? This doesn't count as being employed. Okay, thank you very much. So she's like, you know what?

I like being this powerful. It's like the Almighty Isis with my soul. I was like, okay, I know that Isis was other things before, but only Durinda would use Isis. My wife. Of all the gods. Of all the powerful gods out there. Could we not do the one that was co-opted for a terrorist organization?

Yeah, but only Dina would be like, you know what? You know, I feel very powerful. Like a terrorist. I basically, I'm basically a terrorist. God, it feels good. What the hell, all the red dots? You are outspoken and you are fun. And I feel like you would never

try to threaten me with a swag bag. Yeah, yeah, I talk, this is how I talk. You just be talking. And you know what, you shake my hand and I shake it back, shake my hand. Shake my hand, shake it. What am I, dog? What am I, dog?

Where you shake my hand? Get the fuck out of my room. Get the fuck out my room. You're really pulling the tail on my hand. Who the fuck do you think you lie touching my hand? Don't pull the hand on any north worm. Okay. You don't put your hands on someone else. Okay, you don't, look, we come from the same place. You don't put your hands on the person from the same place.

So now we're mowing in Sonny in their room. We're mowing in as doing her performative. You know what Sonny,ia just missed you so much Like I'm not trying to make you feel guilty Do you know just for ignoring me making me feel like a terrible human being just like maybe you're possibly jealous of because I just don't age But still I could just miss you so that's You know you weren't wrong Ramon, I'm so bad with my communication. You know, after you like sex, you're vagina out to so many people, the idea of actually

sending a normal text is just so exhausting sometimes. It's not you, it's me. Well, you know what, I think in my head, I think that I have a better relationship with Sonya than Sony does with me in her real life. And you know what, it's okay. It's okay. As long as you know what people stand with you, then you can caramelize. Okay. You can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can compost. Well, you can compost. Did you know that? You can compost and concoct, okay?

Hmm. It's a compartment. Oh my God, compartmentalize, okay? Whoa! You know what I mean, right? I just don't know what compartment. Depart mentalize, okay? Like a store, you go to a department.

There's different departments, like a departmentalized store, okay? So now back to Tarenda and Kelly, Tarenda, Durinda. So wow, you know, how recently did you've been divorced when you came on the show? She's like, um, recently, yeah, you know what? But that makes a very big difference. You know what I mean? Have you seen any red balloon in this house planning chance? They start saying how when she was on the show her kids were young she just gone to a divorce, she was in financial stress, she was in a bad place and she goes I love being grounded.

Like I love to wear high heels and I love to have like my feet on the ground specifically fifth avenue in my jogging shoes and I feel like I was just like wobbling all over the place. Fucking Kelly. I like to be grounded but I also like to wear high heels heels Which are on the ground Kelly for fuck's sake, man Kelly his entire season. Yeah Kelly's this whole season was like about going to Hampton's parties and like making sure She went to parties that did not involve Bethany and like her whole thing has been that she's always hobnobbed with like the rich in the elite I just like to be grounded. I just need to be grounded. I'm just so grounded.

This episode one of Girl's Trip is like season one for other housewives shows where everybody is just giving you who they want you to think they are. And then season six, which is season four on real housewives, you really see the crazy shiningimming through like there's just all that point right or yeah or season seven for the rony reboot so then Kelly is like She's like no I'm not so strong. I just I just I have to be during this like I can get pretty strong No, I'm the opposite like I'm good in business Like I'm really good at taking photos of myself and other people's homes But like maybe I gravitate towards women who are supportive and strong because it gives me strength through a- through a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a heartwarming at the end when the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know it. It hits me right in the fields.

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love so much. Come here! Come here let's hug. I understand you so well now. You know the vulnerability it really humanized her because before I was gonna tell you know What I don't want the pinchers a cheek of a of a rat, but you know now she's more of a human thing for a person Stop looking at me during time or the camera. We have to look at you Okay, you can go back Jesus Okay, give it back. Give it back. Okay, so that remote in the time. Jesus. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

So never mode to think about a regular glam squad. And by squad, it's one lady and just thank you very much and to show America that I'm good to servants. Let me pretend to talk to you like I care. Hey, how do you say your name again? Is it Julien? Julien? Cause it's written as Julien, but it's pronounced a different way. Can you say it again? It's because... Il-Yen. Il-Yen. Oh, are you an alien? Are you an illegal alien? I'm okay with that. Sanctuary cities

are very popular with liberals, which is what I am now. Well, I love aliens and I love you, alien. So, no, Ilya, I think, Ilya, Ilan, loon, loa, loa, loa. Your name is loa. Dubai, al-loa. Here's the problem. Your name's not spelled like it sounds, so it's really confusing to people.

So just suggestion. Maybe you should call whoever gave you that name and tell them to... Stupid! Pick a different name! Spell properly! So just suggestion, maybe you should like call whoever gave you that name and tell them to stupid pick us a friend name, spell properly. That's what happens with you know that's what happens with sanctuary cities okay people just don't pray enough it's what I'm trying to say. We thought your that we thought your name is Julian like Julian vegetables. Oh your name's vegetable wow that's much easier for me to say okay vegetable thank

you so much for what you did to my hair it It looks beautiful. I don't see color and I'll see you tomorrow. Mm hmm. Let's see your carrot, which case your orange, K vegetable. Bye. See that one. I can see that one. You'll see that. I can see that. So only what I can see. You know what? So, um, now it's nighttime and now Sony's just shit face like Sean Sonia did something to where now she's just loopy Sonya Sonya went to the bathroom and came back like wow say where underwear here's my vagina and we're gonna say whoa just so you crotch Sonya chief she like I just want to remind you who I am I am I am and the man I am. I am a hell.

And the man comes walking out, I was like, hello, hello, hot stuff everyone. We're gonna get picked up tonight. Right after I tell my story, the Palouan and the pirate at 8.50pm, so it's coast, 5.50pm, west coast, tune in. So then Ramona and Cali sit at the table on the complement of each other's boobs and Ramona is like, oh, you know what Ramona does?

She uses the boob tape. So it takes the skin from under your armpit and it puts it inside your body. See, look at mine, it doesn't have that. Look at Ramona, it's in there. It's really kind of an amazing thing. Yeah, well, you know what? I put it in there as well as, you know, because I need to make my breasts look supple and large, just in case my ex-husband Mario decides he wants to fall in love with me again, which

is actually impossible because he's already in love with me again. Sorry, I'm sorry Mario, but I'm single and ready to mingle with my new breast meat under my arm, okay? Hmm, so the waiter comes and he's like, boom, so I'm qu to mingle with my new breath meat under my arm, okay? Hmm. So, the waiter comes and he's like, Bones Wah, I'm Quentin. And Louis, I'm like, like Tarantino. Ah, we thought they felt finished. Not judging, just saying.

You know, I don't know if you know this, but there's a very famous story, Luan and the pirate, which we do have a call in to Quentin Tarantino's office about a film adaptation. So everyone just stay tuned on that front. Now 855 is what it looks like will be starting the show. 855.

Oh, you retired, you say, eh, oh really, that's what we're calling it now. In fact, Quentin Gainteen, it was very musical. Tired. I'll tell you, you're pulp fiction. How about some, how about some pulp free nonfiction?

Luan and the pirate coming up. It's un-NBC. So suddenly tries to hit on the waiter. It does not work. It's sad. And then Luan's like, all right ladies, It does not work. It's sad. And then Lou Antichard, ladies, isn't this amazing? Here we are us. We we are here. And by we I mean all of you plus me Me, I had I also mean yes in French

Which is the language I speak I like you know what I can't even take because there's no bathroom in my room. So, I need to complain too about that. It is what it is. We is also the amount of time that Kristen was on TV and also pop culture. It's radar. So we amount to time. By the way, notice that Leigh Ann ordered a Sanser. She's like, well, you know, I've decided that I can I've got to a good place with drinking

It's pretty much the same place, so now I just drink on occasion And I would say this is a good this is an occasion. Ha ha ha See up there she goes listen why if you're not gonna keep your job anyway Why the fuck go through all that? You know what I mean? I will never forget when to look at me sober. Would you like a drink and she opened her fridge and it was just Florida ceiling bottles of rosé.

But then we found out later it was probably frosé, but I just never will forget that image of Louis. Would anybody like a drink and it's just be a whole fridge full of rosé? Oh, it wasn't rosé, it's called foe-zé, right? The foe-zé, foe-zé. Do you think that was, it was that back then or was it real rosé? Cause I said it and I was like, well, was that her foe-zé?

But I don't think she had that at the time, did she? Yeah, no, I think that was a pro-time. I think that was, if I remember correctly in her timeline, that was when she was like, I'm sober and I can be around alcohol and it won't be a problem. Oh, I don't remember if it's fake or not. I got myself caught in a quandary there.

Okay, don't know. Anybody now? Let me know. So then, Luan is like, so how long of, guys, here we are again. How long have we been doing this? A remote is like, well, you know what? My daughter was in 11 when we started filming,

and now she's like 74. I mean, personality wise. I'm still laughing. Age looking. And skin-based wise. Yeah, you know, poor age. And she's like, she got all my age. Yeah, unfortunately, like, you know what, for me,

I continue to use ageless by Ramona, because I'm ageless, and unfortunately, my daughter decided to use her own skin care called AGEED and unfortunately just didn't work out as welfare, okay? Sorry, sorry. She's got a skin, don't care line, and it's called H+. It's called HPO+. She's good. She's good. For H, okay? You know what... You can't ask for age, okay? You know what? You can sign up for Avery's Patreon, and you'll just be older. You know what?

You know what? Avery? I'm so proud of her. When she got her GED, I was never more proud. Well, I thought she graduated from my school. No, she just added GED to age, and she became a Jedi. I'm so proud of her. She didn't even have to study. That's so smart. It just came naturally for her to look older than me.

So looking at Carol Radswell auditioning for the California reasons, but in every form, okay? So or just as they call it in a freeze friend group, California. So the calipers,us makes me a reason that. So Lou Amps, I, wow, who would have thought, who would have thought it would have lasted? Everyone goes, whoa, you know what? No one had a run like we did.

And Sonya says, well, I'm on only a bunch. Thanks, Bernie. That's only bitch. What do you think? Thanks for ruining it, bitch. Yeah, there are a lot of there goes another intro. So Sony is like, well, I'm on only fans. So things are pretty much gone downhill for me. I mean,

Doranda, Doranda's on there too, but she doesn't show me. Yeah, well, I'm not on only fans. Like, listen, I did a promo for them because I thought I'd get a ceiling fan out of it. I did one cooking video and someone said, show me your tits. And I said, I don't make Chris. They said, no, tits. And I said, what kind of shide is this? He's stupid. Something a slut like Kristen would be on. I will never forget when Doranda signeda signed up to OnlyFans. I fucking died. And I ended up getting addicted to cooking videos. I didn't sign up to her OnlyFans,

but she did, but I don't know if she still does them, but she does them on YouTube and they're so funny, she'll be like, okay, here's my family recipe for potato latkes. I'm just bringing that up. Could there be all in here everybody? Ben, that's for you. Okay, so I'm making the videos.

The very shabby. You know, it's just her doing the thing. And she'll go 10 minutes, just blah, blah, blah. And yeah, 10 minutes later, finally, she'll be able to put it up. And yeah, he's the end product. The put it up like that. And then it just cuts off.

I'm like, it's just me. That's like the flash of a lot cut. And then it goes to black. It's like, oh, lady. It's just people that's like, the flash of a lot cut and then it goes to black. It's like, oh lady, I just saw your fru 10 goddamn minutes. Well, that was like the time that Ramona did like a multi-store, Instagram story arc about making some sort of like cinnamon oatmeal cookies and she's like, whoa, one of my favorite things are cookies, okay. Here comes my next story. One important to use butter.

So here I put butter and oatmeal. If you're an adding flour, it goes on and on. So granular and she puts the, she puts the things in the oven and that's it. You just never seen it. The cookies don't even come out. We see no cookies.

So it's just like a real house on some of New York thing. That shit is funny. Yeah. So I said, yeah, with I know any fans would ever show you and everyone's like well, you know what every's on something like that But it's called old leaf fans Oh God, you know like I had someone ask you tits whatever. I only had a guy asked for my feet. That's worse That's weirder tits, whatever, I only had a guy ask for my feet, that's worse, that's waiter. Tits are normal. So Kelly goes, um, okay, I don't only fans, is that I was, I thought it was called Only Christians. Anyway, uh, Ramona, how have you been feeling about having everyone back together?

And she's like, you know what? I'm really loving it. Like I see, I know, I see Tarrinda in the way on a lot. Sonya, I know well, I think it's great that my dry cleaner is here. Hello, dry cleaner. Oh, I'm literally your cast member. Ha, ha, ha. You and I, you know what? Sonia, I know well. You and I run into each other and now we're connecting. You know, that person over there,

I haven't seen the ring ears. And Kristen's like, but you have seen me in your Ramona. I just, no, I mean, what? Won't this last time? COVID, she says, last summer Ramona. Where? The Hamptons.

I don't go to the bookshers. The Hamptons Ramona. Mm. Mm. I don't remember Ramona. No, she's like, I know, I'm not familiar. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't even know who you are.

At Christians like, I was hosting an event in the Hamptons. You were invited. You came. I did. She didn't have a party. How could she have a party? Someone like this, she wouldn't even show up. Look at her, she's so annoying. I'm sorry.

No one would ever come. We took pictures from all of us. No, and then she tells for the production. She's like, I went. No, it didn't. We didn't have a party. I never saw in the Amptons. No, I think they put up a picture.

Clip of picture of summer of 2022. Ramona smiling with Kristen. Yes. Oh my gosh. And what was this film? Was this film like six months ago? So this is when this is film is even closer to last. It's like.

So it sounds like, Sun is like, Ramona, Ramona never remembers running into people and we see like a flashback of Ramona for getting everyone's names and Chris Yes, so okay, okay, all right Luan I'm looking it's 905 PM You're running a little bit behind. I think you're it's time for your story Luan. Oh

Me a story. I nearly forgot that I had a story listen. It's nothing of rehearse or even said very much picture it St. Bartz 2013. The moon was out. The clouds, light cloud cover. There was a chandelier, but a tingling the loins. Don't go saying, darling, don't go saying. I'll just get to the story when I have the story. Okay, well, I was with friends.

These girls wanted to go home, so they went home and I had friends at this restaurant and they were just 10 friends from St. Bart and I was like, well, I won't still hang out with you because you know, we film all day. We work hard. Am I right? That wasn't a question for you, everyone. Stop answering. All right.

We work hard for the money. Do do do do do do do do. So hard for the line. Money. Done done done done done. So then we see a clip of pirate guy in the restaurant that night telling one of her friends with a blurred out face. Oh, you must make a special battle's introduction to Lady with camera on her.

You know, at a certain point, my friends leave. You guys were all gone because you're all lamos. And you know, Heather Thompson was texting me. Could you believe it? The only one who cared about me was Heather Thompson. Oh, was so Heather and Rads will were at the house and I was like, Hey, Thomas, why don't you come back to the house? And now I will throw to commercial peacock. No? Okay, well I'll keep going. So, what happened with this guy?

I'm thinking water, sorry. Go ahead, I know. It actually would have been a good time for a commercial break. Anyway, so this guy, he drove us back and told all the girls I was coming back with a guy. Ha ha, well, and oh, you know what, I think I seem to remember that I dropped the bomb, okay? Sort of like the bomb that I just dropped

that Avery looks 20 years older than me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't explain. Okay, it is, man. No one drops the bomb like me. Go like this. So, Luan said, wow. No one drops a bomb like me. Go like this. So the way I'm saying, well, we see a clip over and we're going, whoa, what's the kite for home last night? So the way I was like, oh my god, I'm caught. My little white lie was, tell him you're not here last night.

And that was just more to save jocks feelings instead of myself. So the time you remember everybody, that time I ran into the kitchen And that was the only time I ever got caught in a hot mic in my entire time I was on this show I mean I'm on the mic a lot now, but they refer to it as a dead mic a cold mic or a begging for its life mic these days Anyway, this is the part of the story of a written musical number. So three, two, one, hot mic, hot mic. Have you ever been on a hot mic?

It's a very chic mic with the microphone plays and you sing into it and people hear you. Thank you. So then we see a clip of her on the phone telling her friend in French. Oh, you must tell her not to tell the you must tell the pirate to lie about being here. Jacques cannot know the truth. And so it cuts back and I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because she has a certain kind of rest. Ramona has like the pigeons being pelted by tiny stones, laugh, but or seagulls rather. But then Luan has the like, that's a like a Lisa Barlow.

I don't know how to explain it. It's like a throaty like, oh, like static on old school late night TVs when it just turns off and just the static turns off when all the programming is over. You know when your rabbit ears aren't connected to the network television? turns off at just the static turns off when all the programming is over.

You know when your rabbit ears aren't connected to the network television? So she's like a guy-germeter. Yes. And so I'm just like, well I didn't even know all that was going on. Yes, she didn't. He comes back the next night and hooks up with Sonia. Oh yes. So like, I didn't even sleep with the pirate. She did. Isn't that hilarious? What's still nobody believes and it's funny because the pirate to ma did an interview with somebody and I'm so sorry

I don't remember the name of your show because it was it was a long time ago. I just saw this clip a long time ago and it's a recent of a clip. Did you remember what it was? It's called pirate so hard. Is it spinoff? My art so hard and He they were asking him like did you really? What is it? Argus, say the America Patch Adams actually that was a very sad one Argus, say the America. Pat Adams.

Actually, that was a very sad one. Anyway, moving on. So they ask him if he actually slept with Luan. He's like, no, no, of course not. I never did. I'm happily married now. And also, I think that Luan has been dating Jacques recently. There have been pictures of her with Jacques.

So maybe they're both still protecting themselves, but it's funny after all these years and all of this Luanne pretending like she's like, oh yes, I love to just float with everybody and have sex with everybody. She's still trying to say that she did not bang the pirate. Come on now. I don't know. I think that she would at this point, based on the way that she was basically throwing herself at Randos and crappy lake. At this point, I think she'd be really, I mean, she's already like, well, I tried for the gas attendants around the corner of the strange tea cafe and crappy lake. So that didn't work out.

So, you know, like, I think at this point, she would be bragging about the pirate. Well, I think she lied to Jacques and she still likes Jacques, whether she loves Jacques, I don't know, but I think they're still friends. She's committed to it. She's committed. Like, you just, she doesn't want it. Like, that's one thing that she's committed to a lot of things,

I guess. I think she rinded a touring and stuff. I think Dorenda said it best, which was, I think that we should make it, Nishinbad. I think I went to be, we went to sea and she went to be, and there was a tale of a line, don't push the line, it's a bear, and you know, I just don't think you're something you see at play time, a PS1. And Sony goes, wait a minute, you told me that you did sleep with the pirate, but you

didn't want Jacques to know. She's like, never, I never said that Sony, you never. But you did, I mean, we swat seeming with the same guy you said you said it Sony I wanna go oh my gosh, you're different. Sonya. I never said that those words would never come from my mouth swapping Seaman I would never say swapping semen swapping semen. I mean she just accused me of saying swapping semen Hold on let me just record that to my hotel. I'll tell you a pie audio notes swapping semen. I mean she just accused me of saying swapping semen hold on let me just record that to my hotel. I'll tell you a pirate audio note. Swapping semen. All right, got it. Go ahead. They play the clips. They're like, aha, Lewand's gonna be busted, but the clip is just sung to sing. Oh, you know, we almost had a manaja twa with that pirate.

I mean, his semen, my semen, your semen, all the semen, semen, semen, semen. I even got a couch at Seaman's furniture. So much Seaman and my God, ugh, disgusting, it closed the door and Sonya's face. Commissions, here comes one right now. Hi everyone, so the craziest thing just happened in the middle of our recap, that we... We didn't realize that we were scheduled to do a guest spot on a different podcast. So we literally stopped everything. And the reason why I'm mentioning this is because people in audio don't have to know this,

but people who are watching a video are going to be like, why did the lighting change so drastically on your video? It's because we stopped the recap. And then we went and did the Brahma, where black podcast, which will be coming up since everyone everyone keeping You're an eye out for that Yeah, love them and of course I wrote the times down wrong So we ended up showing late because we're on different time zones The Nyagas way you're gonna be vibrate is yeah Yeah, exactly so where we left off

I believe I was saying while you were looking down at your phone Horrified that you realized we were supposed to be on a different podcast. I was in the middle of saying like You know what Luan? There was my semen and you're semen his semen and they're semen and semen everywhere That's where we left off is me saying Siemens and times in a row. We're swapping Siemens. Yeah, who says swapping Siemens anymore? Am I right?

I need you to check your earwax. Okay, you have an earwax. You've probably got Siemens wax in your ear. Listening to the way you talk about Siemens. Your ear is probably guzzling it by the gallon full Sonya. It's probably true. Sonya's like, listen, Dorenda doesn't remember saying it. She was not only fans first, but everyone here seems to have a short memory

just saying, and Dorenda's like, nah, I think that you've got a creative memory, okay? Hey, hey, Kelly, by the way, you like your food? You like your food, is it good? You like your delicacy? So, they're back to eating, everything's like nice and happy. And Kristen's like, Durrinda though is just so creepy. Like listen, Durrinda was very funny. She's great on the show.

I feel bad calling her creepy. I don't know why. We met her one time and I'm like, oh no, what if I see Durrinda? She was wonderful. She wasn't so wonderful. She ain't gonna listen to this shit. Yeah, but still, Durrinda's creepy as fuck to sit next to.

This is how Duranda turns to Kelly at dinner, because Kelly and her had that good scene about 10 minutes ago. She just turns, and this is Kelly's face, okay, my fist, which is also huge. She goes like this. Hey, how you doing there? Did you not be one inch from my face lady? What the fuck? Kelly's like, a prostit prostitutes. They're like, hey, you like it, if you would you like it?

Vulnerable? Hey, is your steak vulnerable? Told ya, you like that steak medium. You know what, don't pull the cow of it. Don't pull the cow of it tail. And don't pull the tail of a cow either. Do you know what if you do that? Because it's gonna be magic,

this steak's gonna be tough. I wrote my little vulnerable steak. You know, they call just cut the Christian cut because it's been aged eight years. Kelly's like, yeah, my dinner is good and now your dinner's on my face. So, Kristen's like, um, so to Rinta, are we good? Go ahead, then. Are we good? Are we good?

Right. What are you talking about? That way about before before what before what before before before before Christ BC when you were when you when you were not fired. That's that's when this was for Christ. Everyone was fired. Sonia was like, because you were fired. Christ, I'm not going to go there. Not going to go there.

Yeah. Well, that's pretty smart of you You know what why don't you tell me how the barata is we're not talking about the barata Ramona Yeah, we're still talking about being on pause and being fired and we're gonna say oh my god Really why are we doing this again nobody even knows that girl who is that girl? Why is she eating steak at all? Hey, that's probably one of our steaks. Hey waitress, please stop eating off food, okay?

It's very disrespectful. I know people do things in one thing that I've learned since Epini K Williams is people do things in different ways. And you know what, maybe on this island, the waitress is sitting at your table and eat with you, but that's not what I'm used to. So I wish this waitress was just leave me right now.

It's like, I'm your cast member Ramona not the waitress And the way I'm like I just wish she didn't fan the flames. I mean Kristen. She just keeps pushing the button Pause and pause pause. I'm the same button. Okay. She's like, oh listen You know after son you says after eight years on tell of not being on television, I wouldn't fuck with Miranda. I mean, that's really rough. You need more recent experience to fuck with Miranda. I love how the eight years of not being on television disqualifies you from like having, like confronting Durrindo about something.

So Durrindo is like, you know what? You can't be arresting, can friend Durrindo. No, I'm not interested, okay, it's so dull. This is a non-story story. Okay, what do you want me to say? I'll say it so we can make it go away. Give me what you need me to say. I'll say it verbatim and we can make it go away. What do you want me to say, Christian? I just want you to, where is this coming from? Like where is this coming from? I just don't. No, I really don't. Like what? What? Where is it coming from? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?? I'm just asking for good. I'm just yeah. We good. Are we good? Are we good?

Durrinda are we good? Are we good? I'm gonna write the time count time code down for this moment This is how good that rate is filming. Give me the moment greatest moment. Oh, so we were repeating now. We're repeating now Oh, okay Durrinda. Okay, okay, we're good Durrinda. Yeah, we're good. Durr now. So we're repeating now? Oh, okay, Duranda. Okay, we're good Duranda. Yeah, we're good Duranda. So good. That was good. Hey, Duranda, do you remember that time when you were on housewives

and you were repeating everything I said? That was hilarious. Hey, Duranda, do you remember that time when you were on housewives and you were repeating everything I said? That was hilarious. Okay, I got you. Okay.

All right, I got you. Okay, I got you. Good, then cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. So, Kelly's like, um, I think what happened is Christian has been watching all the past episodes

because she's like, I mean, listen, she is. She's like the Google of Housewives, guys. Okay, so like, listen, you do, right? Like, you know, you know everything about all the seasons, right, Christian? Christians like, um, I just kind of know it. And then it's like 15 minutes earlier. So what were your favorite trips?

Was it season seven when you stay at the, um, best Western by windom hills or whatever? Or was it season eight when you were in an Airbnb? Was it season nine? When was that Cartagena? That was Cartagena. I think I think you went to the stall that was called Esposito Farms, is that correct? I'm just trying to remember. I remember when we went to a tequila factory.

Oh, the one that Bethany got really mad and tried not to let Ramona come to and the Ramona had to cover her face with the towel. I mean, that was really a classic episode. Good a job. I mean, gay tequila, am I right? That was on the same road as the Casamigos tequila refinery, right?

Okay. So she like, right? Okay. So she's like coming up with all these little fun facts from it and lose like, oh, and then there's a time we went to London. Oh my God, that was the season before me. That was great. Didn't Lewance say in a hotel because she got mad that she didn't get the room that she wanted.

So she wanted to say, oh my God, you guys are so good. How come you guys didn't mention Montana? No one liked that trip when we did some GPS. Geocaching? No one? No one? And they're like, no. So I was like, you know what?

It's just like weird. It's just like weird. Someone's like researching awesome. I mean, what is that? It's just weird. This is classic Kelly Benzumon. Cool girl being like, you're a weird nerd. So, it's like, I'm just like saying, you have like an incredible wealth of knowledge,

maybe not of money, and every episode that you were, every episode that you were not on. And Kristen's like, um, but Kelly, a lot of people know this stuff. Like, let's be clear, a lot of people know. She's like, yeah, those are fans. And her mother goes, you know what? We're an iconic show, Kelly.

We are pop icon. Duh, pop icon. And Kristen's like, what are you calling me a fan? She's, well, you are a fan. I mean, you are. My right, guys, Google, Google of, Google of TV shows. She's a fan. My right, weird.

Weird, guys, weird. She's like, um, Krist, Kelly's intention of calling me a fan was like her way of trying to include herself in the conversation. And then Kelly is like, yeah, in season four, episode two, you did this. What were your thoughts? Like what? It's like throwing off and like make me feel like I don't want to hang out with her. And I can't be thrown off because I need to keep my feet on the ground. I'm very grounded. So Kelly, it's like, you know what? Like, I don't know anything about you. Like, I can't be thrown off cause I need to keep my feet on the ground. I'm very grounded. So Kelly, it's like, you know what? Like, I don't know anything about you.

Like, I don't know what your narrative is. You know, like, here's what I know. Weird. Okay. And like, you have two children or something like that. Weird and weirdo. Like, weirdo and weirdo or something. And Kristen's like, I'm not saying, like, listen,

I'm just saying like, maybe it would be a help to you if you did some research about something once in a while Maybe then you'd know who I am Okay, cuz no because that's not authentic. Okay. I don't want to be like that I think that's like one thing that made me outstanding for the short time I was on the show. I was a very real and always present That is what made you outstanding Looking Kelly. I love that Kelly for one second. I mean, they cannot even keep these facades up for two minutes with Kelly coming in like you guys. I'm just like such a vulnerable person. Like, I'm just like such a real down to her. You know what I love being grounded in high heels, but like on the round. If high heels round the ground, that's what I'd be. And then the next second, she's like, that's what makes me like the most amazing housewife.

That's the end of the curvy one. That's shit literally doing the fade-on-away thing. You ever hear that voice mail where a fade-on-away yells at the New York Times reporter about the profile or something like that? She's like, now why didn't you mention me in the two jakes? I was fantastic in that movie. I mean, I did a wonderful job.

Jack even called me up later and said, you were was fantastic in that movie. I mean, I did a wonderful job. Jack even called me up later and said, you were absolutely wonderful in that job. I mean, I was outstanding in that one. That's a personal thing. Sounds like Faye. Yeah, I don't know. So look at Faye's on the way, boys, males. Oh my God, there's so many good ones.

Have you, is there a recording of the patty, the poem one? Where is she saying? Where'd she got fired from sunset boulevard and she called and told off Andrew Lloyd Webber. I've got, I don't know. Someone told me about that once and I wanna hear it so bad. I get, I hear it in my head

but I think it's just because I'm delusional and I make things up. I'm like, how dare you. Oh, good to do this to me. I'm everything. I'm everything without your hand. Ah! I mean, sorry. Andrew Lloyd Webber, different, different Andy. Let's get. I'm everything. I'm that. How handy. I mean, sorry, Andrew Lorde, however, different, different Andy.

Let's get back to the show. None of that's one. None of that's none of that's here nor there. Hey, nobody here. But that's Jack Adams. Hey, nobody here. But let's go ahead, Ben. Take it away. Take it away. I just got distracted because I found a transcript of, uh, a great ton of ways. This is this is some is some of her voice mail. She says, you know, you could put in some footage in of the Christopher Reeves movie, which I was brilliant in, and it was not well-sold in this country, and you can talk about the Marlon Brando film

that I was wonderful in, and all the positive things that, along with that period, that Marlon Brando film was going on at the same time, and that Andrew Lloyd Webber's stupidity was going on and you haven't even talked about that for Christ's sake. Anyway, the point is we love our divas. Oh yeah, you got to love them.

I'm outstanding, that's the point. That's what made me an outstanding, outstanding, how's life? So Kelly is like, yeah, you know what? Like, I don't research because that makes people inauthentic. So I'm an authentic person and I don't research things, okay? And she tells us, like for me,

it's like important to be real because like, I'm already fake, like here, my head, I'm like here, my boobs. So I mean, come on guys, that was really authentic of me. That was actually not outstanding. I'm going to go down to her. I think that's a sort of joke that only an outstanding cast member

can make after several years being off the show. So Sonia's like, I'm been talking to someone who is really real. I mean, because I will fart on your leg if I love you. Okay. And then Cal, you are not real in present. So, Sonia, that's just gross. Okay. There's a difference between being real and just being a drunk pooping everywhere and farting on people's legs. Okay. There's a difference between being real and just being a drunk pooping everywhere

and farting on people's legs. Okay. Pleasure. Be blessed real. Be faker. Be real. So, Kristen tells us, maybe you were too real and it was not interesting enough

to have you stick around. I was like, I don't feel like Kristen's in any position to say those sort of things given that she laughed two seasons. I don't feel like, I don't feel like Kristen's in any position to say those sort of things given that she laughed two seasons. I don't think so. I mean Kelly was pretty iconic. People can say a lot about her, but it's not that she was boring and that's why she got kicked off the show. So Kristen, it's not like I'm just sitting at home researching. It's just, yeah, but like you definitely did your homework.

And you know, who does that weird people? Like who does that researching. It's just, yeah, but like you definitely did your homework. And you know, who does that weird people? Like, who does that? Who does their homework? Like, I don't do that. So in authentic. Well, I have like a friend that was on, it was on episode that like, Durrindo was on.

And she's talking about, of course, Brandy Glendale. And Durrindo goes, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's the friend? Who? Brandy. Who? Glendale.

Who? I'm so glad I was worried this waitress who decided to eat dinner with us. Didn't have any friends, but she does. I thought the only reason to why a waitress would actually sit and eat with her customers would be because she has no friends eat with honor roll. But turns out she actually does have friends. Whoa. So wait.

Wait, who's the friend? It's Brandy. Oh, hi Brandy. Nice to meet you. No, I'm Kristen. I literally just said who my friend was and you've already Replace the first version you thought I was with Brandy. I Don't know the Kristen. I'm right here. Where?

Where's Brandy? Where did Brandy go? So doing just like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Brandy She was on the show and she said you weren't on pause you, you were fired and I said, well, actually, no. And he said to me on his radio show, which I was invited out to. How many radio shows have you been onto, Christian? None. Okay. Well, and she said on his radio show that we're going to put you on pause. So, sorry. Mm-hmm. Kristen's like, the only reason I haven't watched her shows shows because I have a friend who's on it.

BAN! You're a fan. Okay, you know what? You win, you win. You know what we should all do? We should all cheer to Kristin. You know why? Because Kristin, you're right.

I don't know everybody. Give it to her. She is to Kristin. Kristin, when is she going to actually join us here at this table? So, Kristin's like, why are you getting so upset, Ronda? I know if she's not upset, girls. I thought it was done. Yeah, we're maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Now, Kristen is doing like a gas-sidey thing here where she just keeps pushing to Ronda and then being like, what? And then she says, the only reason why she's watching, but the only reason why she's watching girls' trip is because Brandon was on it. It's like, no, because you clearly watch the other housewives, which I don't read Smosh Girls' Trip is because Brando's on it. It's like, no, because you clearly watched

other housewives, which I don't think there's any shame in that, but then don't start acting like you, oh, you were so busy momming so hard that you, that you just took some time out to support your friend done Girl's Trip. All right. So the man's like, oh, this is giving me, she's starting vibes, card of Hanovimes,

which is funny because they're always trying to remember that time. They were right about that fight that was like 9 years ago. You know, so then we see the clip of Durantid drunk in card of hate and being like, you know, way you went and cracked the knee about it. At least I don't got a mug shot about it. You know, doesn't have mug shots.

Rabbits with tails with Nakedas, they're your spools. Bad too, don't pull the rabbit to your bitch. Kristen has no idea that she's rattled the cage, which apparently has a rabbit, a bear, a lion, a lizard, a pigeon, and some other sort of vague, four-legged animal in it. You pellet-pooped bitch. Okay, get out of my memory now, Durand. I you're not invited in all right vampire Why you show up chat with me?

I know why are you talking about this? They pick it up, you know what you know pick it up tomorrow breakfast I'll be a little bit more rested and a little bit more willing to entertain this bullshit Christian and Kelly's like and a little bit more willing to entertain this bullshit, Kristen. And Kelly's like, huh, Kristen asks a stupid question, and she's definitely gonna get a stupid answer. I mean, are we good?

People mourn me about the surrender, and I love it. Okay, if this is what I'm being warned about, I love it. I don't think, by the way, I don't think they're asking a stupid question. I think as she just runs, be like, hey, like, are we good, like after everything that happened today.

No, but Kelly is coming. She's picked Dorinda as her fighter. She knows being around these ladies. It's a no-win battle. Once she tries to go up against them all, she can't do that. So she needs a fighter on her side and the fighter is emptied.

The building. Unfortunately, this is a very unreliable fighter and it can come back on you at any moment. So good luck. Good luck with that weapon. And so, by the way, Bethany was in Kristin Shoes on season two of Housewives. Bethany was like the single one who was just sort of scrappy living in a small apartment at that time.

Everyone else was married or Kelly was living this fabulous life in the Hamptons with all these people she met through Jouda Ben Simone and all that. And Bethany was just like this. She was like the unpopular kid at school in some ways. And Kelly was like gross. You're just weird. You're weird to me. So this is like a habit for Kelly.

Yeah, you know, that's tricks. It's tricks, tricks for kids. So, Kristen's like, Dorenda, none of this is that huge. I don't even know why you're upset. I mean, pause. And Dorenda's like, oh, stop it, stop it. Do you mean pause, Dorenda?

I mean, I just don't know why you're so upset. Why don't you just pause it, you sure you want to say, you better shut the fuck up. You better shut the fuck up. You better shut the fuck up. You better not try and unspotted your ass. Who are you bitch? And so she goes, oh so when was your favorite time? And when was your favorite moment, Kristen, in the eight years that you've been off the show? Huh? What is that? Because what you said about me is so d-u-l-l. Okay, so do you

want me to respond? respond listen here's my response he goes don't fly with pigeons Chris is like could someone back me up you guys don't fly with pigeons so get your bread crumbs and get back to me tomorrow okay because guess what Luan's not the only one who can promote the next story time so remember him on his whoa, you know what? That is so good. I need to write that one down.

What did you say? It's my phone. Eagles don't fly with brains. Eagles? Eagles? On pigeons fly. No where together. Okay.

Get your bread crumbs because there's an eagle coming in. So pigeons not allowed. That what she said. You just want to Google it, okay? Would you say Pigeon's eagle's... Oh, look, it just came up with a picture of Avery. She's very old. Why didn't we really look?

Look, there's an eagle that's not even willing to eat bread from Avery, because it's so scared by her old age looks. Whoa. Whoa, you know what? A pigeon one time lim on every and it got very scared because it's not like it's on the scarecrow. Okay? Never seen a pigeon run so fast. Wow, this eagle is really scary and it's holding a ring and a hunching over it. Oh, it says smegel. Whoa, that's crazy. So, um, uh, Durand is like, you know what?

I don't even know what it was. Cause some just trying to Google it now too. She's like, I don't even know what I said. I never know. They just come out of me and guess what? T.M. trademark bitch. How many trademarks do you have? Do they even have trademarks eight years ago when you got fired?

They're new. They're changing. And so, yes, so he has also trying to look it up. She goes, okay, what was it again? Pigeons don't fly with, wait, what was it? If you lie with dogs, you get crumbs. And the little man's like, please, if you lie with dogs, you get pleased, trust me.

After one night with Tomas, you learn this the hard way. And during the day, she stopped it. She goes, oh, you know what, pigeons don't fly with that. So I think that's it. And you're like, who are they very, that are you? Kind of a,

and we just cut from this wacky sitcom. But kind of also an amazing way to end the episode because it's like a fight about, they're fighting about their time on the show, which is very meta. And it's like, such a, it's like, gets back to I feel like the first, the first season of house of,

of Girl's Trip where they were sort of dealing with what it's like to be on the show. And like here, and it's also like the first season of House of Girls Trip where they were sort of dealing with what it's like to be on the show and it's also combining the second season about being X's on the show, X Housewives. And here they're like meditating and fighting over what does it mean to no longer be on the show, what can you brag about, what can you not brag about, fan, not fan, all this very, very meta stuff. And then Durinda says something, and then they stop, everyone just stops,

because they're like, oh my God. This is like a saying. This could be a moment. This could be an internet moment. Like this could be a relevant moment for us. All of us fired people. We have a moment of relevancy and like who can be first to get it on to a t-shirt?

It's like kind of brilliant TV. Oh gosh, well that is brilliant. You know, she's like, she trademarks every, she trademarks all of her stuff and like gets it, which you know, as you should. But remember, when she started doing that, she would just always try to come up with some new phrase and that's just why she's doing it.

She's still trying to do it. It's like they're not necessarily coming natural so she's just flirting out with her. You know what, don't give presence to a present. Because you know why? Presence don't have arms and they can't open presence. So then you're just wasting a present. You know what I'm saying?

So you better go back to you. You better go back to your play pen. You got to have a little girl. All right, let's just have a ghost. What? It's like, how is that gonna fit on a coffee cup? Okay. Smell of fun.

You make the fun. All right, everybody. As Kristen's time on the housewives. Okay, very good. All right, everybody. That brings us to the end of Real Housewives Ultimate Ghosts Trip. Come back. There'll be more. We don't know how much if it's every episode. If it's going to be some of the episodes, if we're going to do it sometimes,

if we're going to do it, we don't know. Bravo's really loading it up. They're loading up these potatoes. Our schedule is really packed right now, but our plan is to release more recaps of this show during Christmas week. We're going to pre-record them and get them out then. So, um, you know, just have some patience with us in terms of getting those recaps up. We will have them. We love, you know, we love making fun of these ladies. So thanks for listening and we'll catch you in the next episode. Bye everybody.

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