Watch What Crappens - #2263 RHOM: De-Scent of a Woman

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E07) are in Palm Beach to help Lisa express her feelings through the sense of smell, and Marysol is accused of doing Marysol-like things. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules preview. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, how's it been going over there today with all your holiday planning and your cooking making and your your Hanukkah cooking? Oh my goodness. It is just absolutely wonderful. Just you know, Christmas break is arriving. It's holiday break. Be more even more inclusive to my people. But yeah, I'm like excited. I'm excited. The end of the year is approaching. We're going to have some time off. God knows we need it. It's just there's just an avalanche of so many tremendous shows on Bravo right now. It's wish we could have a one day. Yeah, seriously. What's going on with you? Well,

the same as you. Just trying to keep up with Bravo. I mean Jesus Christ you guys Listen to what happens in less than 24 hours and you guys already know this because you guys watch Bravo So here's what happens to a bravo addict in less than 24 hours You get a real housewives of Salt Lake City Real housewives of Beverly Hills and real housewives of Salt Lake City, real housewives of Beverly Hills, and real housewives of Miami. I guess I should say within 25 hours or 26 hours, all of that. Plus guess what I'll start it.

Real housewives ultimate girl strip starts today. And real housewives of Potomac is still on. And Southern charm. And Southern hospitality still. I mean, I'm glad that I'm married to the braces. Yeah, it's just a million. Yeah, those are just the ones we're currently covering. I mean, beyond that, even the ones just to watch winter house.

I mean, that's still in rear house. Whether or not that's a good show. I mean, that's up for debate. And it's not. I still watch it every episode. I'm catching up slowly, but she's not with two episodes. Okay, that's good. I'm catching up slowly, but she's not with two episodes. Okay, that's good.

I watched two more episodes this week. I'm still behind. I mean, shockingly watching Corey with his open mouth laugh. I don't know why that's not compelling TV for me, but it's just not compelling. He's such a little pig. He's tells everybody, oh, not compelling. He sucked a little pig. Like he hits on, he tells everybody, oh, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm kind of seeing somebody,

but we're not girlfriend, boyfriend blah, blah, blah. Then once he doesn't get laid from anybody, then he's like, oh, how dare you talk about my girlfriend? Like he's not a girl. If he knows this girlfriend's gonna come visit. So then she comes and he's like flirting with Malia. Oh, it was so good. And then Sam ends up telling Malia and Sam get like flirting with Malia. Oh, it was so good and then Sam ends up telling

Malia and Sam get into it at the end of Sam is so Sam like Well, he seemed to have never problem tackling my math So it about that Shimming and sticking your tongue out the old. I mean, it's in raging and hot like it was actually good I actually really liked it this week. Wow. Well, I'm a flip flopper. I'm a flip flopper of a person I'm still flip flopper. I'm a flip flopper of a person. I'm still three episodes behind, so I have to just get through more of Amanda

having an upset stomach, more of Casey, being like, I'm a mean girl, I guess. More of Brian calling home to ask his mom how to brush his teeth, more of Dan Yel sleeping with the creepy dude. He gets naked in front of Jordan in the shower shamelessly. Just more, more like boring drunk fun. It's like, it's rough. It's a rough one for me.

I don't know. I'm not sold. I love summer house, not sold. And I've liked the path winter houses. I've just not sold on this season. Riley's there. I haven't seen Riley. I've been saying,

let's, she didn't do anything. She's like, I'm too old for this. She was like, I'm exhausted. I can't do this. Then I'm so did Aisha. It's just like, you know, I never wanna do this again. Good boy.

I got a lot of them. We them are just like these people are lasers. So anyway, that's been kind of fun for me. I think mostly because I've just stuck with it. And it's one of those things you just expose yourself to something enough and you eventually start to be okay with it. I mean, that has always had a summer house worked for us. Like how many, like, I mean, summer house is not amazing, but it's exposure therapy.

And I just, I guess I just wasn't willing to expose myself to Winterhouse this season, because we had so many other shows to deal with. So I'm just trying to just kind of like, let it take over my body, and then I will convince myself that I actually love it. And I probably will get to a place where I'm like, actually, I was totally wrong about Winterhouse.

It was so good this season, but I'm just not quite there yet. You're not there yet. Well listen you don't have to be that is the thing about being an audience remember you can think whatever the fuck you want nobody can do about it. Okay. But guess what none of that matters because you guys probably don't even watch winter house because this is a real house-wise of Miami recap. And guess what? Still good, it's still funny. There's just still firing, so that's good. And much like Winterhouse,

the more you expose yourself to it, the more okay you are with it, which is probably like the Huxley marriage. I would imagine waking up to Lenny every morning could not have been easier for us. It probably takes a few years of just breathing that in to be okay with it. Yeah, yeah, a lot of things.

And by the way, the same probably applies to Lisa's new scent from aroma 360, you know? Just kidding, you guys. Just a nice line to it. Lisa trying to come up with the scent of Hawks' team. Nobody wants a smell. Your boar's soup, okay. Nobody wants your smell. Your borched soup. Okay. Nobody wants to smell it. Lisa. Oh, I have a pitch for today's

episode. Decent of a woman. Oh, really? It's called scent of a scent of a hoxteen. Actually, it's what this episode is called. Okay, I already titled it, but I do, I think I'll sit to tears. Let me write it down. D.Scent of a woman. Guys, I've got this name. You're the two of us all part of the process. We're all doing it. It's like we're all doing it together. Okay. Inside the Hector's studio, we're like, oh, what should we titled? We're a couple of bravo, so. You're like, oh, what should we total this recap of a brother show?

You're wearing turtle necks. You know, I remember was it episode 5331 of Crappens? Yes, I remember we were deciding what would we name that one. It was about the real houses of Miami and I believe you said sent of a hawkstein and I said, no, let's build on that. Let's make a decent other woman. And you said genius, lock it in and the rest magic. It was one of those times in a person's journey of artistry where they really have to look beyond their own ego and say They really have to look beyond their own ego and say There are other minds in this world and true art does not come from one mind. It comes from our minds our collective mind O stick with that. I'll leave my period hanging in the air there so you can absorb that. And one final comment, I just remembered before we published the episode, I said that we have to have an orchestra and Ronnie said no, I want this acapella and I said absolutely

not and he said Ben trust me on this and we published it and boom, number one hit. I'm sorry, I just fell into David Foster talking about I will always love you. Sorry David Foster, please tell us your process in writing the song Miami hot hot hot hot hot fire That was that was uh that was Adriana DeMora if I'm correct. Mm that song That one we thought how do we play with Cubano rhythms, but also honor the multicultural tapestry of Miami. So I consulted my dear friend,

Laura Stephons' husband, and I said, let's mix the music and boom. And the rest was a street. Mo-yah, Mies! Oh, oh, oh, oh!. Oh my god Julia, please stop enough. You've touched Martina. Now, please leave our ear drums alone. Okay, so Miami, we are in Palm Beach, which is the old money part of Florida, which we've learned. And did you read the gossip about it? Also, where LeWand went and fucked somebody. Also, where LeWand went to him and fucked somebody and the wrong hotel room got arrested for it.

Okay, after hitting the cop and slipping out of her handcuffs. It's also the city where Ron and I visited, said hotel, and then received a complimentary tram ride on a little, more of like a golf cart ride and a golf cart with little tassels. And to that we say thank you. Thank you again for giving us that tour of the city. We tram ride on a little, it was more of like a golf cart ride and a golf cart with little tassels. And to that we say thank you. Thank you again for giving us that tour of the city.

But also, did you read the article, good memory? Yeah, that was a fun time. Did you read the article about Miami was not allowed to film and Palm Beach on the main dragon Palm Beach. So the main, no. No. This is, this is, this is, this is, this is the thing. The back in May, the town council of Palm Beach said no filming allowed on whatever the main dragon,

it's like Wade Street or Wentworth Street or Wawa Street or something. And so that's where all the main restaurants and shops are. So they were not allowed to film there. So if you're wondering later on in this episode, That's where all the main restaurants and shops are. So they were not allowed to film there. So If you're wondering later on in this episode why they seem to gather at what looked to be a guy-fiery flavor town restaurant That's probably because whatever plans they had to film at a nice place were scuttled because they had to film in West Palm Beach, which is the Jankier Satter version. Oh

Yeah, that's sad. It's the quagga of the best. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We love West Palm Beach. Yeah, we like it there. That's where we would live if we were in one of the Palm beaches. Not gonna be forcing.

Okay, you know what? I would have been very happy at the Guy Fieri pizza parlour would have held it is. Whatever it's called. Yeah. Mm. All the word, hearing up to do Real Housewives, pizza parlour would have held it is. Whatever it's called. Yeah. Duh. All the word, hearing up to do Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls Trip after the three caps,

I go check that out. So why we've got Ramona on the prank, okay? Whoa. It's really good. So the first episode is, I'm stopping myself. Why am I even talking? Miami. Miami. I'm not gonna talk about girls trip.

Miami. Palm Beach. There's this reddit food. The ladies are all in swimsuits. My I mean Palm Beach. There's a spread of food. The ladies are all in swimsuits. Everybody's telling each other. They look amazing. We are at the aroma 360 mansion, which I'm still horrified. I'm horrified that a Roma 360 has a mansion. It's like a tick tock. I don't believe it. And I think this is a scam company.

And I think they're occult there. That's it. They were founded in Sarah Lawrence University. Yeah, it is funny that they have a house, but a lot of these places have houses, which is funny, like corporate houses. So they are all there sitting around this table, and he's like, hello, can I make an announcement that may or may not have to do with Lenny?

Who wants to play a game? Who wants to play a game is a question I want to be officially retired from Bravo Television. I never want to hear... I am a gamer. I play video games, I play board games. I never want to hear the question who wants to play a game ever ever again. Thankfully, this game was actually pretty benign. Yeah, but like let's take a bet on how many of the people are going to end up making this game about how they like getting their ass hole like there's some shit. It was like so. I can't. As the great Whitney Whatcher buns recently said on Salt Lake City, Actually is recently is the other night

But my she said guys, we need to stop playing games There you go Bravo take that as a network note. Okay, if you have a cast which is all of them that can't get a lot that can't have a Conversation without a fucking Q card of games. You need to just try harder. Yeah. I'm sure Gerry O'Connell loves these games, but please take it from us. We do not. We do not. Oh, wow. Well, because you know, you know, he's a puppet. I love these games. Women. Women. Okay. Okay. Women love games, but men love sports. Am I right everyone? Women and men, they're so different.

She's supposed to be like the nicest guy. I don't know why I'm coming for Gerry O'Connell. I apologize, Gerry. I don't know what came over. Women are the pickleball of men who are tennis. The Zom's like men are men are different. Okay. You ever notice how men love sports, but women love games. You guys, women and men, two totally different species. Am I right? Oh, God. He has a lot in common with Julia in that. They both just need to be quiet.

Both of you. I like them both. Both of you are giving me an egg. But like, that's just kidding. Why are we being mined a Gerry of Paul? I don't know, that's my fault. I like it, I have literally no beef with gary of connolly. I don't know why I started this.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't either, I'm just doing it because you are and I'm a follower. I think I've just been nothing but lovely. He's been literally nothing but lovely. He, like, I don't know. Remember that time he was like, ha ha, and we were like, oh my God, what an asshole.

Let's get him. You know why I got, you know why I started this beef? Because in my mind, I had this very quick thought, which may have been a rational thought, like, who does Bravo think enjoys these moments when they say, let's have a game? And I thought to myself, you know, probably likes it, I feel like Gerry O'Connell probably likes the game parts.

And then I just got so mad at him, because I had a theoretical, like, I created a narrative in my head, and then I decided it so mad at him because I had a theoretical, like, I created a narrative in my head, and then I decided it was a real narrative and I decided to roast him for the narrative I created in my head. Well, for fuck's sake. I enjoyed you more when you were hateful.

Just go back to that, rewind to that. Well, I did that. Well, you're a conno. Hey, here's a game. That was a celebrity that you would kill, kill, and kill. Jerry, you can't. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That you would kill kill and kill Kind of Fuck while you are

Meringue his catch up with murder gay cuz I'm killing them all killing fucking and marrying him will he's dead? Okay, so please don't marry dead people. We don't even know what we're talking about at this point But the most terrible kind of ladies are in Palm Beach Guys our first guest on the happy's Jury O'Connell By the way those tickets are going on sale very soon keep you ear to the ground literally to the ground we're announcing it via train Okay, so we're at King So Leah announced Lisa announced as a game

She, Celia and now, Lisa announced as a game. And she's like, I want to like the mood and get the girls in vacation mode because it's been way too much drama amongst the group. Lisa's doing this thing in her confessionals where I think she's been such a downer in the season that she's trying to be very animated. She's doing a lot of spirit fingers and arm movements like this right now. I'm not really sure why, but I say given to the misery, I don't need you to be positive. If you can't smile, if you can't smile with your face, smile with your elbows. Okay, if your eyebrows don't move, your wrists can.

Listen, my whinus is always smiling. Tell you that right now, and miss is always smiling. Tell you that right now, this is always smiling. So this game is actually more fun because it's a scavenger hunt. Yeah. And they have like little photos, which I've done these for Rinesys. Thank you. I plan them and I write all the clues and my friends go to them all. And they have to go find all the clues and take pictures of themselves. What a fine romp.

You just say a review of my own birthday party throwing what a romp. I agree, I agree. I appreciated this. By the way, before Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls should have ever come into existence. And there was always people saying like, why don't they ever have a crowns over show or why don't they ever know? I was my pitch that I pitched to like the empty chair in my room because of course I never said it to anyone but I always thought the best way to do a crossover

show with all the housewives was not an ultimate like vacation but to do like an amazing race style game where you they're put into cars together and they have to race across the country and get to places which is like scavenger hunt as gone on a big scale. Because wouldn't it be funny watching Alexia and like Marisol trying to figure out a freeway system or a toll booth or like how to deal with the subway? Like that would be great for, I think that'd be wonderful. But instead of amazing race, it would just be... Bales, me, a race. Or it would just be the, Lanny race.

Also, you know who else had a scavenger hunt? We did a watch at Crappens that our life showed. And now like, I did, do you remember? That was amazing. And it was similar. You go take, okay, well, we weren't doing dildos and all that,

but we could have been. Maybe the next one we will stay tuned. Stay here to the ground. So it's scavenger hunt. I mean, what needs to be said? Scavenger hunt, scavenger hunt, scavenger hunt. Nicole is happy because she's on a team with her fellow Kubanas and they are liking her.

And she's like, I mean, like, maybe instead of the bros, we could be like the troze. We're like a trio of bros, like the troze. You know, and is this thing on? Anyone? No? At least it's like, I do, you know, listen, my kids love a good scavenger hunt. I mean, the clue is always what you want and the answer is always bread.

And then I hide it somewhere unreachable. So, you know, usually they end in tears. The scavenger hunt, I'm confused in my auspices, you know. Scavenger hunt is also what I call Lenny's mistress, except I change out that first letter of hunt. So then we see Nicole. Nicole is like, oh my God, like, I don't know whether I'm really excited to play this game with my fellow Cubanas because they have to separate into teams and she gets put on Marisol and Alexia's team.

And then we see a clip of why this is. And we see a clip of that of last season where Alexia had a divorce attorney over to her house to answer questions for Lisa And it calls like I have a question for the attorney What what I want to ask you a question about the information of character and then Alexia's like you have the wrong attorney You need to ask her a little bit about the information of character And then they didn't show her whipping out her black card and throwing it at the lawyer But that was the best part. That was one of the best seasons of all time, but also one of the best scenes of all time.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down, the Grinch. Same. It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents.

But then it's like so heartwarming at the end when the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know, it hits me right in the fields. Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast starring The Grinch, and I think there's someone who wants to tell you more about it, Ronnie. Hi, it's me, the Grand Puba of Bahambug, the OG Green Grump, the Grinch.

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on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, Liz, so they're doing this thing, and then there's laughter because they have to find a red under like raid someone's room and get red underwear or lip gloss or tampon, which is quite a range. And so they go into Kiki's bag lip gloss or tampon or underwear. And they find a dildo and the Alexia is like, Oh, it's a deal do. And that's like they're all laughing because she said, do do instead of dildo. You know, it's because, you know, when you say,

ooh, instead of, oh, that, so the way comedy works is the unexpected, unexpected it comes. And so if you hear it, ooh, instead of, oh, it's like a very funny thing to people. You know what I'm saying? Run is, be back. Oh, do we freeze? Be back. Yes, we we freeze? We back.

Yes, we froze. No, because you froze like you were just listening to me. And so I was, okay, so on my end, which people already heard, I was saying, Well, you know that that's not gonna happen. You're like, wow, Roni is actually being polite and listening to me. No, no, no, don't understand. This is what you froze on. Okay, this is the look that you gave

when you froze on. Because normally when there's a freeze, it's like, but this time you froze like this. And you were just like staring at me. And so I was, I said, oh, and Alexia found something in called the Dildo. Instead of Dildo, and then you just didn't respond. I go, and that's funny because it's an o-sound,

instead of an o-sound, and you just didn't respond, I go, and that's funny because it's an o-sound, instead of an o-sound, and you just didn't respond. And I said, you see in comedy, comedy's all built on the unexpected. So if you say, ooh, instead of, oh, that's comedy, and you still didn't respond, and I was like, wow, Ron is really drawing out this bit. I like that you had such a moment. I did just stare at the screen,

and I was like, wow, it'll work itself out. That's how I fix anything, I'm just, or I've just like, punch it. Like if it's electronic, you know how you just punch it, or turn it off and then turn it back on. You know, other than that, I really don't do. Like I build you. I am plugged into my ethernet, so I know if that's

probably a question that's in your head, I am in my ethernet, so it's not a wireless issue. It's just, it's just spectrum. You know what, I don't care. I'm in my ethernet, so it's not a wireless issue. It's just spectrum. You know what, I don't care. I'm not here to spread blame. I'm not here to attack you. Okay, I'm just here to love you. And here we are, back together again.

So let's, let's just keep going. It's gonna be fine. We've unfrozen, like an icy dildoo. So anyway, a dildoo stump. And then there's more scavenger hunt stuff happening. Now if we do sexy poses and they have to pose like a tasteful nude and stuff like that. So then Lisa's like, okay, the first prize,

the first place prize is an aroma 360 diffuser. We're gonna see what it's like to smell like Lenny. Who wins? Oh my God, just enough. Like, they're getting enough from us. So we've already gone to their damn site. I really think about a Roman 360 now. Like it worked, do you?

I do, not really, but I will have to say, I think it's hilarious to give out a diffuser as a prize because that's a concept that just is very far into the show because I don't think we've seen anything ever be diffused on the show in 60s and you don't want to get anything that's a diffuser in your large-so space. You never know what can happen. No, the fights just escalate. They just, they never get diffused. No, the fights just escalate. They just, they never get diffused. So then Lisa's like, you know what, I'm here.

You know, I'm not only here to distract myself, but I'm also here to conduct business. Roll the footage of me being a business woman. So easy to pick. We see a shot of Lisa in a meeting being a business woman. She's like, guys, I felt like I was this catapilla and Nobody cared about me

Lenny. So I mean and this is like a rebirth and now I'm emerging into a beautiful blood of flying Okay full butterfly. Okay. The exact you're just like, the exact you're just smiling like, uh, oh, that's a great story. Who's Lenny again? We don't know. We're here to talk about that. Lisa, girl, you married a plastic surgeon who did your body,

your face and your boobs 30 times. You've been a butterfly 96 times, Lisa. Okay. You don't get to do the butterfly monologue. Over. I'm out of that cocoon a lot okay. That cocoon. I mean I.

I want to tell you to get to butterfly okay. There's only one chance. Butterflies only come out once It's just a butterfly that just loves So it's just a very the butterflies like I'm just an inch of it. I love being at home like you're in another cocoon If anything you're a moth this season just banging up against the door over and over again That is is Lenny. You know, banging up against that wall that is Lenny. Of course, that would have applied it like you had some sort of light.

Yes, that mocked with that. Like a box of the flam burned by the fire. That's the way, that's the way, that's the way Lenny goes. Okay, so she's a business woman. So now they're all getting ready for dinner and stuff. And Mary, Mary Sol and Nicole are sitting outside together. Okay, so Nicole is like, oh my God, thank you so much for this fake cocky cop because I

She gave her one of these like little I guess did they win it? I don't know. It's like a little wine cup with Yeah, with a be dazzled shit all over it like Mary source cups and Mary Mary source like wow you can't lose I'm gonna be down with a little cocking cop By the way, you weren't great today, Nicole. I know you probably hate me and everything. It's like, I know I've been a bed of a pill. I'm sorry, I meant to say I know I've been on a lot of pills. And Nicole's like, no, hate is a strong word. Like maybe disliked and Marisol's like,

well, I feel like I was just putting you through the ring or saying, you know, I was being protective of my friends because I've known them for such a long time and we have real friendships there. And if you're going to be in the group, it needs to be real. Also, I think I would need some people on my side because I can already tell that Julia is going to come for me. So I'm just going to build some allowance. And then we see, then we see clips of Marisol just being a complete asshole to Nicole for

no reason. And of course, this would mean more if this came, I don't know, anytime other than a time where Alexi is just telling her go apologize because I'm friends with her now and taught we have to pretend I'm a good person this season because I just didn't eight minute apology on TikTok. So now you have to be nice to her, right? And Nicole was like, no, it's all cool. It's like hazing weaker.

Were they called that in college? Like hell week? It was like hell no, it's all cool. It's like hazing week or were they called that in college? Like hell week? It was like hell week, but like two years. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I wasn't even really a cast member on the show just a friend of I thought I'd test you and maybe because just maybe It's just a little too much and I apologize. I really like you and I think you're you're you're a lot of Final Lexia is that good enough can I end this now? Thanks and it goes like well, you know what like I've gone through so much therapy in my life like I'm not gonna haze you back because you know I held on to so much shit in my life. Like, I'm not gonna haze you back because, you know, I held on to so much shit with my dad.

Oh my God, are you talking about that sweet, good-looking alcoholic? I really just stopped. I'm surprised Mary-Sul didn't jump in and it started immediately defending the dad because you know she wasn't her mind. Like, I know, I know. And the dad's gonna be on the next episode.

I'm so grateful. I'm grateful, bitch. How many people did you fucking call in residency? Why you were married? The dads could be on the next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode. The next episode.

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She treated me like shit, you know, for the last two years, okay. So then, Nicole's like, you know, it's funny because I always think that you're funny and I like, I wanna laugh at your jokes, but like, I don't wanna laugh at your jokes. I'm like, I hate you. So no, I guess I can laugh at your jokes

and Marisol's like, oh, just like, oh, that's great. Like, oh, I love it. You can laugh at my jokes. Here, here's a, here's a balloon and a slide whistle and a gaville if you want to start with your own prop humor. Hmm. So then we get wacky times while everyone's getting ready. Larsa is barring Julie from Lisa. And then Gerdy is barring Nicole Nicole's makeup and she starts putting it on. She's like, wait a minute. What's up with this makeup and Nicole's like, oh, sorry, I'm white. Make a suit light for your face. It's like, oh my god. So then we go to Mary's soul writing Alexi is back because they're trying to reach to the blinds at the top of the sliding glass door

It's blinds and they can't reach it. And Mary's soul's like, oh, I ain't see y'all good in here. We need them. How am I gonna hear? Alexi's like, oh my god, there's a button, bro. I press the button. After clearly five years, I'm literally the smartest one in this group. I just blink, Spanish, blink, blink, and Spanish,

blink and Spanish. I just love Alexia being always so proud of doing very, very basic skills like scrolling on a webpage or pressing a button to make blinds come down. I'm the best one in the group. I'm the smartest one. I'm like the smartest. That's just how it is, bro.

So they get into the... It's time to go out for dinner. Yeah. Yeah, they go to the printer and where he says like I was all trying to make a new journal and they go oh no, so Adrian is like so I have a question on have you ever been with a man who's been into your feet and asking about in front of a lot of this kind of hilarious like hello like let's not stop start talking about this woman's entire industry right now industry. It's a short ride to dinner.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, well, you know, I hate feet. I don't even like my feet. Like, I don't like your feet. I don't like anybody's feet, which is really, I love hearing that from the person who opened up a pedicure, a nail salon. So then Nicole, love that. Put that on the poster on the front of your nail spa, by the way. So good for me. You know what I hate? Hands and feet and nails, most of all.

Anyway, come to Lexian Frankie's nail salon. So then Nicole's like, I went on a date once with a guy who literally took off my pump and poured a glass of champagne into it and drank it out of my pump. And I was like, you just like fucked up my shoes I was so appalled anyway we got married that was Anthony and then Kiki's like a guy lick my ass while once okay come on we have we go from feet to getting your butt whole lick come on now We have had we go from feet to getting your butt whole lit. Come on now. And Nicole's like, oh my god, it's butthole.

I bet it's butthole licking a fettish. I mean, like I don't know. I'm asked that only because like, well, and most gay porn is something that people do. When it's working. Yeah, when we're the gay. We have it harder. We have to come up with more, we have to come up with more we have to come up with more variations I feel like I feel like it's very easy for like

cis straight people right because you just like you know, it's like you just lay there No, like we can't there has to be like all this preparation and who do we bodily, you know Circus all of it everything. There's so much who do we bodily with the straight people in their sets. There's so much brutally, brutally, brutally, brutally, brutally, with gay sex, guys. That's my sex education class. Guys, it's kind of up to me, gay guys sometimes. There's a lot of hoobly, doobly. All right, go forth and prosper all you.

So Kiki's saying that she had her ass licked, and then Nicole's like, oh, so was he like the guy going down on you and Axel, he went too far and Kiki goes, accident, no, open, she opened my ass and she does this thing with her hands, like it was a full on snow plow that entered her butt. She's like, no, he went open and in, right, went right in.

And then Marza, like, like we're asking Larsa for backstage interviews, Larsa goes, I will say like, like a lot of guys like to see pregnant women like, and no one responds to it, no one even acknowledged, what does that have to do with everything? No, I'm not asking how your day of work was, what the fuck, this isn't the water cooler. Come on, that was her, I feel like trying to start a rumor about her in Marcus. So then, then they start talking about three things. Oh, do you think that's what it was?

I was like, what is she talking about? That was just my conspiracy theory. And then they start talking about three things. Have you ever done a three-sum? And then Kiki's like, yeah, I've done a three-sum with vibrators. I have two vibrators in me. They're like, um, that's not a real one. And they're like, um, it's not a reason.

Just the things. So then we, um, then we go to Guy Fiatas. And um, Laura says, like, oh my God, like, what is this place like? Is this like a sports by like, Chris? Like, isn't pop you're supposed

to be like boozy like? Cause they are dressed up. They are really dressed up for like a proper scene and everyone in this place is wearing t-shirts or like old Navy or like a dance. They are just, they are way dressed up for the sports bar. Labor like, they're on like, you know, they're really like dressed like.

So at least they're like, I can see it toast. I'm like a caterpillar. Oh god, here she goes. All right, listen, we're all getting along. Everyone's like sisters in my ride. Mary still is like, yeah, we're like sisters. So on that note, Lisa, we should address the element of that in the room. Right? My favorite sound effect. Broom. Well, we had a really heated fight in the sprinter,

right, Adriana? I'm like, I did not like the way she, and then we see a clip of who's saying this, her? Eat your own tail, snake. You're like living in the earth. Like that's how miserable you are, Adriana. For those who don't remember, this was a fight about flutches.

So then Marisol's like, yeah, you know, that's not me. And I got to play stuff, did not feel good. And Alexia's like, you know what, you know what, I think it's like important to keep it like to two people because like now, you know, like their friends that are in the middle. And you know, like now you're feeling like this, but like a month ago you weren't, and like, oh, you know, Peter, like you weren't even coming to my house. So Alexia is trying to turn this and like make herself the the true victim in this fight because Marisol almost didn't come to her party or didn't come no she almost didn't come to the party but she didn't go to the Julia party and here's the

thing Marisol is acting like this is all her choice but man you exclude Marisol from filming or make her so I mean she said she didn't want to go, but it's not like Mary-Soul, you know, like they say it would be there for like a cupcake store opening or whatever, like she'd be there at the opening of a novel of a book. I would say on this show. Cupcake store opening and I'm like offended that I actually have not been to on yet.

You know, actually, I had to switch that because that actually sounded delicious. That's why I went back to the old envelope. She would go out of the opening of a hybrid cupcake store, slash home goods, slash surla tobless store. She would go to the opening of a delicious pizza box. Okay. She would go to the opening of a, all you can eat lasagna factory.

Would she go to the opening of my ass, which was licked by a guy? Okay, all right, you've taken it too far, Kiki. Jesus. So anyway, you know, Adriana's like, yeah, well, we have, you know, we have history, so that's why it hurts deep. And like, yeah, of course they toast and Marisol's. So she's still on her, she's still on her forced apology to her that Alexi is making her go on. Okay.

We're buying all of this so far. Marisol. Yeah. And Julia is doubtful though. She's like, no, I am so happy that Marisol finally apologized, but it is not enough because I genuinely believe that Marisol is the one who stores the pot all the time so do I do this do I believe this apology I don't know but one thing I do know God

So Marisol's like oh I need to make things better with Andrew on a match and I've been telling myself, because I just, this energy will turn, I cannot, am I right everyone? Just so fun. Oh, Mary, so this group needs to move forward, and they feel like you, at the recent, we cannot move forward, shouldn't we? Oh, plums, plums, bocky, mandrel, lill, oh, Red and blue.

Oh. You found a rumor about Terry not being married and then you have, you come to engagement party and you're Lexia was taking all the heat and you're sitting there not defending her. You fed her information. So Lexia's like, oh yeah. Oh gosh.

Lexia of course loves it. At the moment someone says, Alexia took all the heat and you didn't take any heat. You've always won over Alexia is like, oh yeah. Oh gosh. Alexia of course loves it. The moment someone says, Alexia took off the heat and you didn't take any heat. You'll always want to relax here with that. Like, oh yeah, oh well, you know, yeah, that was a big deal, yeah. Because what Julia's saying makes a lot of sense and like you and I have had that discussion.

And like the fact, I like you do say things that about like different people in the group like and you don't own up to it. And then I'm the one who gets the heat for it and you don't even, you're not even the one who can find the button to turn up, open up the blinds.

It's like, oh well, you know, I'm I'm sorry, Peter, that's not the, yeah. And like, I'm the smartest one in the group. Like, we can all agree with that. Right, bros. Like, I had to, this is such a classic girl. This is such a classic real housewives setup too. So you've got two best friends who were kind of at war with each other because their best friends hated each other. And now they've decided to be friends. So now they're lecturing their friends on how they have to make up with the other friends. But now they're sticking up against the other friend

to please the new friend. It's hilarious. Like yeah. Okay, so Mary Sol just apologized to Adriana to make a Lexia happy. But now you're gonna yell at Mary Sol to make a Lexia happy. A Lexia is good.

She's got some power. Oh, she does. And everyone Mary Saul to make a Lexia happy. A Lexia is good. She's got some power. Oh, she does. And everyone's surprised to see a Lexia contradict Mary Saul, which also may have been part of a Lexia's plan, because I think they get so much, you know, flack for being a Tucson. Sometimes, sometimes Duo's do this, like a performative fudes that way people don't think

of them as a package Jill, even though they still are. So Lars says like, Well, you know what, when the pockets like really hot like, like you're the first to leave like, and that's the problem, but it's like the situation with me and Nicole, like Nicole, now we're about to go to war like, and like we don't even know why we're going to war like XYZ. And it's just more shit from last year with the Marisol pulling up a DM and showing saying, I got proofs to Nicole's leaping with doctors. And it was like, no proof whatsoever. Some DM, you know, with on these shows, the one who smelt it, dealt it, Mary, did Mary, Saul, everybody getting DMs all the time

from people. So then we come back and Mary's so like's like I mean listen you guys weren't getting along the call And I took her aside because I knew her longer and I got a DM at DM and I shared it That's it like everyone saw they didn't know it was like some big secret where it's really not to say a Hannah DM I mean it's him people saw it at a DM what are you gonna do? I had to see him deals me like what are you gonna do? So many take up call the police. Yeah, like a DM. I'm sorry with me. Like, what are you gonna do? So many tech, call the police, yeah, like, I had a DM. I'm sorry. And then Julius.

Miri Sol. Is it true you hire private detective to spy on certain people? And, Hensley, are you crazy? Hold on. Can you just like say that? Just move over to the right. I just wanna make sure you're in frame for Sal. Can you say that again?

Bye, long cup. Psh, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch. Not this is right. From your phone and to my face. Sorry, say that again? I don't know. Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, not this is right. I'm from your phone into my face. Sorry, I forgot to turn the clicker off. Okay, can you just, can you say that a little closer to the giant flower

on my lapel? Are you crazy? Yes. I have an investigator. Just because there's a man wears a cowboy hat that's five feet tall, always trailing us. Does not mean that I have anyone trailing us with a camera in their hat.

It's just a coincidence. Now we always know a real housewife is lying when they start pulling their hair. This is a very typical move. So she does, she starts like swinging your ponytail and kind of grabbing at it. And then she's cracking up to us in our confessional. She's like, oh my God, Julia, I was like, that whimmy hair. Then do you have on your badge? You're like

just pulling it. It won't stop bothering me. So then we find out some evidence from Nicole, a first hand account. So Nicole's like, yeah, well, everyone was saying it was you go to the Anthony. Okay, this is what happened. He was there the day it happened. Every Friday his office just down at four and he takes out the whole office staff and anyone who wants to come to like build office morale and they share a happy hour, eat some of Todd's candies. They go to they went to the mall and he was like, babe, this was like super weird because there was like

someone taking pictures or whatever and we know it wasn't TMZ because Lord knows he has tried to get into the tabloids and it does not work. It was an actual person who is actually interested in taking a photo of Anthony. Strange. So wait a minute. You think Mary Saul has private it by the way probably she does I would believe it. But she's sending people to the mall like the food courted the mall to take pictures in an employee party. That's just terrible. Like that's just a waste of money. What would you get

your PI off-task rabbit? Can you do more? You went to a food court at a mall to take a picture of somebody at an office. It's like we're going to be. Oh, we have another frozen screen issue. Thanks a lot. I'd like I want to say to Julia, let it go. Let it go. Put them on the end. Yeah, boy, let it go.

I want to bend your back. I'm just imagining like a little like a garbage like one of those like garbage is at the mall, you know, the ones that have like the little lid on it like slid and you put the garbage in like I just imagine that like two little feet under it and like moving along and every time Anthony turns around it stops moving. I think he's walking. It's like we close. Imagine that and like two little feet under it and like moving along and every time Anthony turns around it stops moving. I think he's walking. It's like moving closer. It's like, is that garbage can following us? That's my soul's the time.

I'm pulling my muscles, he's on that one. Wait, is that trash can drinking? Did that trash can just ask for a cocky? Man, we need to throw your margarine away in me, all right? Did that trash can just ask for a cocky? Man, we leave it throwing your margarino away in me. All right. Just come on in here. How did that trash can just fall down an escalator? And why was it saying, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so many times.

Well, I'm not saying names, but before I trip to New York, a friend who is in Europe at the time said, I have to tell you I'm worried for you because your friends with Adriana and Mary-Soul is digging for information and wants to be head-hired! That means take off her head! Me was your friend and ex that you met in MediNMat Cafe American in Paris on November 3rd, 2019 at 3.43 pm. And are these photos of them? I don't know where I even got that information. My idea with anyway is talking about here's what I do now.

Your friend Suéminga, called on quote, eats too much cinnamon. Mara, I thought it was my own eyes. You didn't hear that from me. She's everything happens at the mall. She probably engineered it. She probably emailed both of them and told them to meet at the cinnabons. Like, hey, Julia, my name is Rex.

Rex the X. You want to meet me at cinnabons? Hey, Rex, my name is Julia. I'm a Russian model married to a tennis person. I want to meet me at cinnabons. There, the track has been set. Are you crazy? Was your friend by any chance my ex? And, uh, Curtis just grimaces. And Julia's like, he's a good friend of mine. Oh, yeah, well, listen, I don't think you should take any credence from an ex that I had a bad breakup with. So I don't want to hear about my ex anymore. I'm very traumatized.

I don't want to hear the shit that comes out of his mouth. That was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Get him on yours. Oh my, yeah. You guys, if you ever go to a dinner party with Lenny, I would be uncomfortable with that. They're like, oh, come on. Please. Please, Lisa.

Even the waitress delivering jalapeno poppers to the table was like, come on. Come on. Lany. Gurdie's like, oh my God, if I had a tweezer that I could take out one individual eyelash every time she mentioned Lenny, it would be so painful, but also I would have no eyelashes on the surface. I don't you won't stop. I don't know why I went down this path of a metaphor. What was this metaphor?

Normally people say, if I had a nickel, oh, God, I'd be a millionaire, it would be great. But instead, she's like, if I could pluck out one eyebrow hat, but I actually would just have no eyebrows, that would be terrible. And then Kiki's like, oh, it's all good. Right, no, outside I would get water in my eyes for sure. For sure, guys. For sure.

It's like Lisa always has a fast to find a way to bring up Lenny. I can say right now, I have a yeast infection and she'd be like, oh my God, Lenny has a yeast infection too. You know, I'm sorry to interrupt this. I just wanted to say, this is true. Lenny has a yeast infection, everyone.

Just want to let everyone know. Lenny was making sourdough yeast. I just want to tell everyone, he was making making Lenny's been eating bread guys not even counting scops anymore. Oh, he's Lenny's given my children bread before I can't take it. Everyday is cheesy. So when you're Lenny, everyday is cheat day. So um, Kiki is telling her, listen, stop, enough about

Lenny. It's always Lenny and Lenny and Lenny. I'm just telling you, as your friend, because I went through this, but you've got to stop, like, focus on your children, focus on what you've got going on. And there's this, like, yeah, these are like, talks too much about Lenny, like, like, it's a lot of like, Lenny, like, like, I wish I would, like, I feel like, Iny like like I wish I would like I feel like I feel like I wish I would like like I feel like there were more times when I was like waking up like out of my dead sleep I'm even though I'm talking about it more like yeah the day I like woke up out of my dead sleep and I was like ready like um so that this is where Lisa Lisa cert when she gets mad her face kind of like

transforms into like a tropical fish she's like and she's like she's like you're very insensitive and he's like I'm not insensitive I want to do the same shit and I want the best for you Lisa I just want to I just we hear Lenny Lenny Lenny we should focus on your brand to LOL and we should just like focus on like, what you're doing and like your children or, I don't know, what, when did you get your ties? Oh, I'm John, but John. So, 3, 3, 4, 6, 0, 1, don't start that shit with me. The guy also got arrested for bread. Wow. Larry. Do you know what?

You know what Lenny told me he said he was master of the house. Can you even believe it? Was John Felson the guy who got arrested for bread or the cop? Who got a job there? Job there with the cop. No, well, no, John Felson. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was on the store. I was on the store. I was on the store. Chasing people with their brains. I've had get the bread on me. Don't you say what? I've had a lot of stuff.

Lisa would ruin every performance of Lin-Missarab. Like every song would be like, on my own, that's me on my own. You wanna talk about on my own. Lenny wants me out of the house in 30 days. Wins are very distilling the Brad. She'd be like, I guess that's she day. I want my money. I have a castle on a cloud.

Yeah, well, I used to actually have a many close down my eye cloud. How about that? I have to start a new cloud account. I kind of got a new castle and I don't even have my cloud anymore so Who says that so kiki's like oh my god with this girl and her Lenny like if I make a song called Lenny Like I'd be a millionaire. No, I'd be like a billionaire right now Mary's like oh my god. It was a girl talking about me being a billionaire with a song about Lenny. Come on, man. Lenny, Lenny, lots of money.

Money, no gold to monkey. I was all done. Yeah, because she's like, Kiki's like, oh, you know, all we hear is like 10% Jody, 90% Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. And she goes, yeah, but like how much am I talking to you though? Like 1%, even if it's 1%, oh my god. So then Kiki's like, I just I want to be there as your friend, but if you don't want to open up to me, that's fine. And Merce

like, Kiki, stop, stop. It's it's it's a lost cause. She doesn't know what to talk about except Lenny. Just go for it. Okay. We got a nice house. Stop it, geeky. And so now Lisa's all pissed. Masha's crying. Like, you want to think I do want to be like this 15 years later? I doubt. So, Larsa, so then Larsa, so Lisa goes off crying, right? So she's holding the bathroom.

No, Kiki goes the bathroom. Lisa switches seats, yeah. Oh, you're right, you. Oh, you're right. You're right. So Kiki leaves with Nicole, I think. It's like, was that mean? And Nicole's like, oh my God, like, she just needed to hear it, I guess.

So then back at the table, Lisa's crying. And so, why is the turn of stagurty? And she's like, listen, Gurdie, like, when I told the girls you had cancer, like, I didn't mean it like in a bad way. Yeah, I've, no, I acknowledge that. I know you didn't. Like, all I want you to acknowledge is like, I didn't mean it like in a bad way. Yeah, I've known, I acknowledge that I know you didn't. Like all I want you to acknowledge is like I should have said it. I shouldn't have said anything. That's all I want you to acknowledge.

Yeah, but like, then I sent you like those flowers and I feel like I sent you like a card saying like, oh my God, like I'm a pregnant lady. Like, and then I make it, you know, and that was like the lady that I know from only fans that I sent you. Did it leave to another one? Because you're like, I make it, you know, and that was like the lady that I know from only fancy base. And to you, it leaves Trinidad. Because you're like acting like a lousy. You didn't see it to my face. You need to see it.

I'm sorry to my face. Say it to my face. Oh, no, like what? Like what? Say it. Say it. What's that though? Okay.

But like why? But like that's, it's about my intention. So like, what is one word? Like one word? Like nothing though. Like, okay. Okay. We can go through it. Okay, so will buy so will okay What was the global pandemic that affected Asia in the early 2000s? It was called Like Chinese people

No, the Chinese Asian people are like Chinese. So what is something you use? Yeah slice wood? What is the tool that you use to slice wood? use to slice wood. What is the tool that you use to slice wood? Like cancer. Like to sound like said. No, it's called. It has teeth. It has teeth. You go back and forth with it. Mark is called. I love him. He's so hot. Would it? Okay. If you're playing a puzzle, like a mega puzzle, many pieces. That is called a jig bank puzzle. Like, like Mark is sick. Okay. Okay. What is a letter that's in between R and T?

What is that letter? We're just going to spell this out. MJ, I don't want to talk about him. I don't like what he's name right now in camera because like, it doesn't even matter that he's famous or whatever, but like, you know. Listen, okay, okay, pretend, pretend like the artist came home and you didn't throw him a party. Why that? It's been two days.

What would you say to him? Marcus, I am... Oh my God, oh my God, why would I even do that? I love him so much. Like, what did I do that to you? Oh my God, you guys, Marcus has cancer. Marcus has cancer, guys. Marcus has cancer.

See, now, even in that theoretical situation, you shouldn't be doing that. Can you at least apologize for that to your boyfriend? I forgot what we were talking about. So, okay. Well, thanks for forgiving me, okay? But like this. Yeah.

Yeah. Like over, this is by the way, this is all being intercut with Lisa Scala saying, like, I mean's my life and for anybody that doesn't want to hear it then don't listen because it's what I'm going You think I want to be talking about this you think I want to be crime a caterpillar a Calipit a caterpillar that miss cheat day. Ah So girl, he's like okay listen like listen. I just want you to be like, I fucked up my bad period. That's it. And Lars is the most it goes.

But like, we're not in preschool, like, so like, I'm not gonna say that word. I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna say like, sorry. She is that's the point. So a preschooler, yeah, go ahead Ben, go. No, a preschooler is like, I want an ice cream. That's the point, right? I want an ice cream, that makes sense to you, right?

No, cuz like in preschool like the teacher I feel like would like say see sorry and like that's it about it But like I'm not like I'm just telling you what happened Like I don't get it like don't listen like no one's forcing you to listen to my Lenny stories. What's even the point? I don't even know You're gonna listen to my Lanny stories. What's even the point? I don't even know. Like when you said the word can't say, like I felt like so horrible about it like. And Gerdy's like,

I'm, yeah, I know that you weren't like, I'm gonna fuck her shit up, you know? And I never said that. I'm just saying like it's sloppy. Lar said that's all. And Gerdy goes, she's like the little engine that could, but she can't. So.

So. So. So. So. So. I credit goes she's like the little engine that could but she can't her Doesn't what I don't know I don't know how to even apply this I don't need someone telling me to stop talking about Lenny. Okay, you know what? I don't want to be repeating stuff. This is negative stuff. Lossa. I don't need to repeat it Just say I feel bad for her like she's in the thick of it. Just say that don't need to repeat it. Just say, I feel bad for her. Like she's in the thick of it. Just say that.

You know, it was in the thick of it. Me. I'm not only the most, I'm the most, I'm the mother. Oh God, and that was in the press. So she's still going on. Oh yeah, and then. And it's actually Gerdy saying, Gerdy was not saying,

Gerdy was not saying, say, I feel bad about it. Gerdy just says, you know what? Like, I don't want to repeat this. Look at Lisa over here. She's going to think of it. Let's just focus on her. And then it comes to Lisa being like, ah!

Oh my God. Being divorced by an old Russian lady. So then, um, who's Russian, right? Yeah, he's Russian. He's definitely us. So Grady's like, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, and the cop jam, listen. She just needs us to listen. She just needs us. So gritty is like Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa and the coach, I'm listen.

She just needs us to listen. She just needs us to listen to us right now. Yeah. I just needed to vent. Okay. I'm like a raging fire in a small room. I just needed a vent again. And you know, I just I don't have a lot of people So I just need some people to listen to me. That's all Listen to me that's all Emerson's like alright everybody For five more see it I love all got let's go we gotta go up Lisa's a business woman out You know she's gonna wake up listen things don't work out with Jodie. She's got a job I know other people have gone to divorce but mine's the worst people have gone to divorces but mine's the worst! Mine's public!

La! So now it's in the morning and they're getting ready to go out and Julie and Adrianna are now sitting outside. And Julie is like, how wait a minute, I'm thinking about last night. How did Mary so know that I had dinner with her ex multiple of times actually? Because you brought out private investigator information and she probably had a private investigator following back

I had a subaro that's probably why it was like Question did you meet with him at the Mrs. Fields because you may have fought for Marisol's old malt trick. Let me tell you one thing the X is never going to forget, things remembered. Was it weird to have this whole conversation at a Spencer's Gifts? This whole thing sounds skitters gonna tell you right now So now Julia's actually standing up for the game Julia's like no what I actually met Merisos X when they were going out And then last year we reconnected and you know what we see each other a lot and Hi, we enjoy each other's company and he's such a gentleman So it's like oh so now I understand why Julia's coming so hard for Marisol this season.

All makes sense. Right, and this guy buttied up to her. I mean, this is weird. Well, I guess she said that they met while they were going out. They became friends when they were going out. But anyway, the whole thing sounds really weird and I'm like, wait, why would she-

She'll smith. Even if Marisol's like the worst, why would you be friends with her ex and go out with her in gossip about Mary? That's just, that's a lot of mess. But then she goes, this guy is traumatized by her. Apparently she hacked his computers. She was like following him as his girlfriend.

And then she paid some Voodoo person. You know who made it, who made it all and put it in the freezer and it put needles in its face. It's like, oh my God, what are the chances that Bravo is gonna give us two of these storylines at the exact same time? It's crazy. I mean, sometimes it's like, okay,

someone plays pickleball and then they play pickleball on another show. Or someone, they play a game, a random dinner table and then this episode, they're your game around a dinner table. But a voodoo storyline too? Shrines and voodoo. So Julia is like, I don't know how Merisol's ex knows about the voodoo dialogue, but knowing Merisol, would you believe it?

And I was, well here's the thing, I have a hard time believing Merisol could hack into someone's computer. That's where I, that's where this, I have a hard time believing Marisol could hack into someone's computer. That's where this story falls flat for me. But- Well, also, if somebody is putting a doll into a freezer and putting needles in its face, wouldn't that be a doll of yourself? Like, that sounds like a goal to me.

I'm like, freeze my face and like, bowtocks it for a life. Like, yeah, what's your- Do it. Is it possible that they were just describing a Botox appointment? It's like froze the face. So then Adriana says, and this sort of surprised me. She goes, well, Leah Black used to tell me all the time

that Marisol used to go to a woman. And, or that, Leah would go to a woman. And Marisol also went to this woman and they should get her Centauria done. And then like Marisol brought Adriana's photo and told the woman that she wanted Adriana dead. It was just surprising to me because Adriana and Leah had such a bitter big fall out that it's surprising that Adriana is saying something almost like, like, oh Leah Black was right about something, you know. Well she said before, she said before like,

well, I would like for Leah to come back on the show. Like she's made little comments like that because you know, it's somebody against those. Like once she, she sticks up from Mary Sol and Alexia and then they turn on her. So she's like, maybe I should have, you know. I would love for a little more effort in my own friendship. I would love for Adriana and Leah to reconcile,

and then Leah could come on as a friend of on the show and just be like, this show's already so chaotic. Like why not add Leah black to the mix? We got a taste of her last season. Yeah, I don't know. Could she just tell Lisa to shut up over and over again, what, you're getting divorced? What's the problem? Why are you even talking about this guy bison skin care?

No, but you'd be like how to use got their phrase for face frozen anybody who's used this leave like skin care What's amazing? I've been freezing your face all night so Adriana's like, Terrible. Terrible. Adriana's like, listen, Marisol, yeah, don't punish me.

I'm sorry to interrupt, because we're never gonna end this, but I don't want to just interrupt to tell you, do you remember last season when they were on the beach and the fight was that Julia went and got them some spiritual stones to heal their relationship and Mary's all got all

offended because she felt like it was witchcraft and tried to make this whole thing like oh my god this girl trying to put bad juju on me. So that's why you know I think that they I think that she does believe in that stuff. Yeah so I think it's Julian knows what she's doing because this X is such a trigger point for Marisol that it literally caused the end of her friendship with Adriana. That was the core of it. It was Adriana saying this thing about the X last season. So for Julia to be hanging out with the X, she knows she is hanging out with someone

that brings great pain to someone in her circle. So it is very messy, even though the other side of the story is that Marisol is the one who was obsessive in that situation. Either way, Julia wants to today clear the air with Alexia because she's still bothered by the fact that Alexia did not want to room with her and it's still bothering her because of gay stereotypes, etc. It's just hanging over her and she doesn't want it to be hanging over them. So that's her plan for today. Although

it's not addressed the rest of this episode. Right. Okay. So then let's see. So then everybody's getting ready again. Because Leia Lisa is like, oh my god, everybody. Good morning, Kiki. Good morning, Kiki. Good morning, Kiki. And Kiki's like, oh my god, why are you doing this five times to me? Like, don't, you know, don't point me out like I'm a bad guy. And so Mary Sol's like, wants to play in monkey. So Lisa's got a surprise.

We're going to the Lenny Museum. Lenny. Kiki. Okay. We're good. It's got locations marked on a map of everywhere Lenny said me locked out of. Let's go girls. It's you guys are going to play croquet.

You will be acting out what I wish to do to Lenny, which is hit his balls with a mallet. So then Alexia is like, oh yeah, well, you know what? I love croquetas, but I don't know about croquet. How about that? And, um, Kiki's like, oh, I've never heard of this game. It's just like a whole bunch of rich white men. So, yeah, I'm down. So, of course, Lisa's like, my whole purpose of being here is to go to the lab to make a hoxting scent. So, I'm doing that while the girls go. Now, I was going to take Larza with me, but she said that she would rather play croquet, which whatever, I mean, she's my best friend. Like, I'm Larza.

Larza is really the worst. I mean, sports life. It's just to put Lisa on her business. I don't wanna go to that. I wanna go play croquet instead. Like, because she also heard there was Rich White men and she's like, I mean, just on the off-chance, there's someone white men and she's like, I mean, just on the off chance There's someone richer than Marcus

So then so the croquet group is heading to the croquet fields in these vintage cars And they're driving and of course marisol's like hold on hookers And then of course and then one of the cars just dies in the highway because it overheats Which seem I would be furious if I was behind that car. You know, so then they go to the aroma 360 offices or whatever, like this scent lab. And Tyler, the brand manager is there. He's like, I love you, love you.

You guys want rosé? Guys, this is Maryl. Like, Maryl, you don't get rosé. Get your hands off the fucking rosé, Marylux. Okay, that's Marylux. She's like, everybody. My name is Reena. Thank you very much.

Whatever your Marylux today. Okay, love you, Lisa. How's my sweet little caterpillar doing today? Well, listen, the whole point for me of even being here is I want to meet the chemists who's flying in from, where's the chemist from? I don't chemist my aunt, and I'm, you know,

we need to get percentages of sniff's right, okay? We need to get the oils right, okay? Because I want my scent to be the scent when you're walking down the street, you go, what are you wearing? LADY! I want it to be something that smells like an empty Glossy house with hard surfaces and hidden pizza the hoxene home

Mm-hmm. So Adrianna smells it and she's like oh this one smells I can smell the patulli in this one patulli Come on a Roma 3 6. Oh, that's terrible terrible patulle by the way if you're wearing patulee and you're older than 15 shame on you And if you're wearing patulee and you're between the ages of 11 and 15 please stop so Well, I think I think the poor chemist is probably like but you're poor now, right? So what we're going for Smell it for I mean it was this or Campbell's tomato soup.

So we wanted a scent whose name represents the things you're gonna be putting on your clothing soon patches. So, butchuly, real stretch there. So at least it's like, you know what, I want this scent. I don't want, you know, like this is, it needs to be it's not so fresh, okay? I want it to be a little spicer. I want a spicy scent. This isn't it. No, next one. And they just keep

on choosing scents for it. It's like, nah, don't like it. It doesn't smell like Lenny enough. How do you make something smell like the scent of a man who may have met a slotted in the F1 party. Listen, I don't like this one. It needs more power, okay? This is my story in this scent. I want people to be empowered when they think of my story about not getting three out of six of our cars.

You know what I'm saying? I just wanna tell the story of every immigrant, me, Canadian, who bravely crossed the border to marry a plastic surgeon in Miami. That's my story and I want it in a sense. So she, they're like, so, they're talking about her business. So it's this business. Is this me like chapter close for you?

And she goes, yes, chapter close when I can finally not feel so much resentment and anger when this can be put behind me and I can be happy. Like, I haven't been happy in a long time. I just want to be a beautiful butterfly. Like, I used to be. Nicole is, I do like the way that Nicole phrases it. She's very, she is very delicate and smart because so what is your rebirth going to look like? Kind of like, so when can we expect you to stop talking about Lenny and who will you talk about next because we're getting sick and tired of this? And then we get a flashback to two weeks ago her butterfly model log again. I cannot with this butterfly model. I get fucked in the layers. So Nicole's like, but you know, look, if you had stayed with Lenny, you would have stayed in his shadow. Yeah, because he was in a mansion.

And like, you never hot. You know what I mean? No, like, what I mean is like, now you're doing like the Lisa project. That's why I'm gonna land the fucking project, since it doesn't take off. Listen, I need more. I need more of a smell of, I don't know, hot sauce or something in this. Nicole's like, well, I, you know what?

I witnessed my mom go through something, you know, like she got her job for the first time in her 40s. Oh, is your mom's name Lenny by any chance? Because otherwise I'm not very interested in this story. So they just like hug her and the people are at aroma 360. You're like, okay, well, are are we gonna decide on a scent because we're just sitting here right now thanks. So then the other ladies go to the croquet center and they all walk in trying to speak an English accent. They're like oh look at this crocasa. I love to play the crocasa.

And there's a sign that says like that, you're impombied. There's a sign that says no heels on the lawn. So of course they cut to someone wearing heels on the lawn. And then there's like a designated space we have to walk and Kiki walks out of it. And like it's like Kiki, you have to follow instructions. Like you must respect this is a walkway.

I just love what Alexa is like, really determined about something. The way she like, schools, Marisol, on the girls trip and everything. So they all sit at a table. They're like not playing any cricket. They just sit down at a table. And Gurd is like, okay, we are ready to turn up.

Okay. And they're just like looking around and like, wow, everyone around here is just like an old man. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute wait a minute. Blu I got a Google alert and hold on. They're like oh my god. Alexi goes you got something about at least again. Yeah it's a Google alert.

They set from Lisa. I don't I hope that's not too crazy. It's private investigator. Google. I'm assuming. Okay. Winnie Hockstein seeing claims Ashley says, bleeding amount financially in charge $10,000

to his insta-curt and one month in Grady goes, it's not $10,000. Julia's like, what did you buy? A food, you're so skinny. I think Lisa should open up farm and she can grow her own food and it will cost her less money. I'm like, no, I don't want that farm because it's going to be full of caterpillars based on what everything she says.

The way these people are big. Like, I get Lisa is too much. Like the Lenny thing is too much, but you guys are supposed to be your friends. You're terrible. Lars is like, I'm just you guys know like, like if that's in court, then that means those numbers are real. And that means like, you know what, guess what else? She's buying groceries for Jody's, has two, like, hmm, like, what are you doing? That is not cool. And Grady gasps, and she tells us.

Yeah, like, I mean, like, how do you spend, like, $10,000 on Instacart? Because like, I have four, like, kids, like, and I spend, like, maybe, like, $500 a week, but like, I know, like, I feel like, it's four, like, x spend maybe like $500 a week. I feel like X-way Z-Like is on Instacart and I know my best friend and she's addicted to makeup. So I kind of believe it like. So Lars is like, bad.

She needs to learn how to manage money like. And then we see two years earlier, Lisa touring around, be like, this is the largest penthouse in the world. And then how much am I paying for this? 50,000 a night? Okay, no big deal. That's just basically like four Instagram orders. So it's just basically everyone talking to her about,

like Lisa, you're spending a lot of money or Lisa wanted to buy Hermes bags or jewelry explaining square footage and how much that costs. Yeah, and, um, like she means to like understand like her life is gonna like be different like. And Mary so I was like, yeah, but we can't explain it. How do we get this across the leeson?

We just hear from the Hockstein Museum of a Roma 360 beef jerky. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. Laird. How hilarious. Well, that brings us here.

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