Watch What Crappens - #2264 RHOP: ChickenSnit Bingo

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Meaning that I wanna get, I'm not sure. How about that, listeners? I wanna be fully present, and I'm just saying like if for some reason I zone out, like that's why, because I'm thinking about all the sleeping and relaxing and all the fun we're gonna have,

just 10 days off or so or be gone. We're gonna get to do on this holiday season. Yeah. I was shopping today. I went to Home Goods and as one does. Okay. By the way, Home Goods really is not bad into Christmas. There are like, here's a couple of Santas

and some Valentine's Day stuff. Yeah, my Home Goods, they have one Christmas aisle and it's sad, it's a sad aisle. Also, why would I pay home goods $150 for a mini Christmas tree? Your home goods get over yourself. Yeah, that's expensive. It's a lot of money.

I did something very brave yesterday, which is that I went to the Grove, which is like a big mall here in LA. I went to the Grove on a Sunday right before Christmas and I don't know why I did it. I do know why I did it, because I suddenly got in my mind that I needed to have a oval-sized Dutch oven.

So I was like, I'm going to William Sonoma, and by the way, I do not buy anything. But I was like, I don't care that all of Los Angeles is at this mall right now. I'm gonna do this. And I'm like, why? And then I was there and I was like, why am I doing this right now? Why am I, why, I don't care that all of Los Angeles is at this mall right now. I'm gonna do this. And I'm like, why, then I was there and I was like, why am I doing this right now?

Why am I, why did I throw myself out? The grove is a bad one. Off of. The grove is a bad one because you get stuck in the garage. It's not only just going in there and leaving. You get stuck in that fucking maze of, it's not maze, but you know what I mean? The garage, it's terrible.

And they've made it to where it supposedly moves quickly. It does not move quickly. Anybody who's ever been there, especially when there's a terrible family movie getting out. But at home goods, you know how you, when it's Christmas time and it's just these constant underneath the Christmas tree. Yeah. Okay.

So you want anything to be playing but Christmas music, but home goods, you're really taking my wish too far. This is what they played. Shake your body. Shake your body for me. Take that drive. Shake your body for me. Okay.

That's what you know. I was a no. I was a no. I was a no. Sorry. I got this. When it came out, it was annoying. No. Don't get in the spirit. It's anti-Christmas. It's the anti-Christ song. I can't believe they. I was I got when it came out it was annoying. No, don't get in the spirit is anti Christmas

It's it's the anti-Christ song. I can't believe they were playing that song. Okay. I was very offended and That song was annoying enough when it came out. It really never changes beyond Move that body whatever it is it went on don't you know for 20 minutes about time don't you ever So it whatever it is, it went on. I feel like for 20 minutes. It's about time, don't you, Evan. So it is a very, very repetitive song. You know what's also repetitive? The endless stream of bad Christmas songs as well. Like the Booble, the Boobleiification of Christmas music, the Harry Connick Jr.ification of Christmas music has to stop. We were

privileged, we were raised at a time in the 80s when pop Christmas songs were so full of fun and joy and synthesizers and excited, they're just like exciting fun new ways to do Christmas songs, culminating, perhaps climaxing, of course, with Mariah Carey song. I mean, Kellyson's song is kind of having a moment now. But ever since, like, Mariah's Christmas song, it's been basically 30 years of a slow descent into Michael Buble's style music, like slow, jazzy kind of cring and barrel music, and I hate it.

Like, I hate it. It's so sleepy and the same and here we are as a nation I feel like we all come together and love Mariah's Christmas song and yet there seems to be no Desire to make more other fun Christmas songs. It's just like Christmas, I'm like I don't want that anymore. Can we just stop Michael Bubley, style Christmas music? It's over too much. Jolly, yeah.

Yeah, well Kelly Clarkson came out with something, you know, she came out with her new hit. Enter the question. That's what came out like seven years ago. I applauded, I applauded that she has a new. Yeah, it's been up for a long time. It was long time. I thought it was new.

You guys know, but it's like you're graduating Kelly Clarkson in my head. Like I seriously almost tweeted her. I was like, you know what, Kals, this is Ronnie, your friend. Just wanted to say congrats. It's really hard to break into the Christmas music racket. Yeah, you really did it. I mean, what a blockbuster of a tube. I hate it. But you know, more power to you because it won't get out of my head.

Yeah, it actually came out in 2013. Yeah, I came out 10 years ago. I mean, I, I applaud her as where I've been. I applaud her for adding a new like, like Christmas song to the pop Christmas, you know, Canon. But like, if you think of the music that we had in the 80s, I applaud her for adding a new Christmas song to the pop Christmas canon. But if you think of the music that we had in the 80s, it just was there were so many options. So anyway, the reason why we're talking about the 80s, I fucking hated the 80s.

But guess what, is real housewives of Potomac Day? So let's move on. The reason why we're talking about this extensively is because as long as Real Housewives of Potomac is gonna waste our time with useless padding and endless Gags, I will waste Real House has a Potomac's time with discussion of Micoboo Blay Christmas songs. That is how I feel. I am angry. I'm angry at Real House was a Potomac because this is one of the very best Provo shows with arguably this may have the best what like this is probably like a top two

cast top two top three cast and I don't know what's going on over there I did not blame the cast I blame production. They whatever I don't know what what they're doing over there but they gotta listen you gotta you gotta stop you gotta fix it this is this enough enough this show this cast is too good for you to be treating this show like this. These episodes, it's like, did you forget how to make TV shows? What is going on here? I'm so mad that this show is bad. They have really fallen far and this was, how many years is this one best show from the Golden Crappies? It's been nominated for so many years.

I don't think it's just one. Yeah, I mean, it's always our favorite show. It's a really funny show and it has really gone downhill. You know, I have to say, Neck up, you've had your chance, you have failed. You are terrible. Has she ever made you laugh once? Have you ever laughed one single time? No, this is my...

This is Potomac. I need to laugh. Okay, Wendy gets on my damn nerves too, but she's funny. Like she still is funny. She will still make to laugh. Okay, Wendy gets on my damn nerves too, but she's funny. Like she still is funny. She will still make me laugh. Candice, funny. Giselle, funny.

Karen, funny. Robin, not really funny, but that's kind of what's funny about Robin. Like she's humorless. Mia, funny. Did I already say Mia? I'm not funny. Not funny.

Not funny. Not funny. Did we give out what were the auditions for this show? You're out. You're out. Cut her. Yeah, I think we give out what were the auditions for this show? You're out. Cut her. Yeah, I think that, I don't know, I kind of like Neckah, but yeah, this was like her sort of first proper episode without like the shrine talk and she was kind of a dud without it.

So I feel like, so here's the thing. There's some stuff that happened in this episode, but like this was not a full episode. They stretched out the material. They put in so many gags, so many comic moments. These episodes, last episode in this episode should have been one episode, cut out all the bullshit, just make a one episode. They are teasing it out for whatever reason. You know, I was like, who is running this show?

I did notice, I did notice that one of the executive producers is the same thing as the executive producer who was on Atlanta this last season. Whenever one was like, fix Atlanta, Atlanta's broken, and this one producer, Eric Fuller was like, he's like, well, don't blame me, I have no control over casting, and I saw he's on this show too.

Now, I don't know if he is the common link between these shows both being really terrible right now, but it was the best that I could come up with. So I'm just like, I need to direct my rage at someone and maybe it'll be Eric Fuller, who knows. Well, there is, there is problem. There are problems with the cast as well. You know, we've talked about it already at length, so we don't have to go on forever

today about it, but the refusing to film with each other, refusing to have discussions with each other. You know, and I think sometimes it just gets to the point where if people hate each other that much, it's time they're refusing to film with each other, refusing to have discussions with each other. You know, and I think sometimes it just gets to the point where if people hate each other that much, it's time to change. Like, let's stop acting like there aren't vibrant, hilarious people in the world that can come in, okay?

Let's go find people and replace people that refuse to film with each other or speak to each other. Now listen, I don't even think they have terrible points for hating each other. I don't even think that they should not hate each other or speak to each other. Now listen, I don't even think they have terrible points for hating each other. I don't even think that they should not hate each other. I think they've actually all got points on why they hate each other. Like, you decide who you like or who you don't like or who side you're on or not. They've gone low with each other, for sure. I can see how they wouldn't want to shoot with each other. But then don't go do something else. You know, don't hold me hostage to your terrible show.

Also, Eric Fuller, maybe you didn't cast it and that's not your fault. Do you not have any control over anything? Why would you be shooting a TV show in the most noisy of places every single scene? You go from a construction, a construction zone of a hotel right to chicken ship Bingo with a live country band playing and people yeehawing

during a scene really, really. Yeah. Is anybody at work? I know. This is a good work. And listen, I know that like visual gags have now become part of the mix on these shows. You know, real houses of Orange County

also use them a little bit too much. But they didn't total, they didn't cross the line and those episodes on Orange County were tight and like a lot of stuff was going on. But here like, we know as an audience, when there's no content. We know when you are like doing a fake music video, when Wendy says, oh, that sort of sounds like a country song.

And then you stop the entire show to do like a parody country music video. That's not even well assembled, not even doesn't, doesn't even sound like a country song. It's literally starting to look like I'm watching blind date. And there's just so much stuff going on screen. It's like, there might as well be talk bubbles and Roger lodged talking. It's just, it stuff going on screen. It's like there might as well be talk bubbles and Roger Lodge talking. It's just so busy. It's ridiculous. It's got to stop.

We know people from Bravo listen to this show, some of them somewhere, some people from production, someone listens to this show somewhere. Someone who works at Starbucks, who gives a coffee to someone who works on Potomac must listen to this show. Please. Please. Do not destroy your golden goose. This show is so good for you to be treating it so badly. And the ratings are tanking too. So please save this show. I'd love this show. I was looking at ratings Bravo, Bravo ratings.

And last week's episode was like 600 something thousand. Now granted, that's still higher than Salt Lake City, which I think is having new graces in. So you can, and I think it's higher than Orange County. It's still doing better than a lot of the other shows, but compared to its million, you know, compared to its million, it's not doing as well. I think the ratings are reflecting that people are tuning out, and I just don't want that for this show.

You know, like we bitch about it, but at the end of the day, we're here to love these shows, not to bitch about them. And this one, we've left for a long time. So get it together. Listen, everyone is allowed a bad year, but this is really bad. Make some changes. Please God, when you have a mid-season trailer and the only good thing is Gordon, you've got a problem. Well, we had a feeling the season was going to be troubled. Base off is just the regular trailer that came out for this show I couldn't even believe that trailer. I didn't know what they were doing with it. Like that was all messed up But you know what? I'm not trying to come from a place of negativity like we still will have fun recap

I like but too late but I'm just saying like I'm not gonna shy away From sending out a distress call when I think it can still be saved. Like Atlanta, I actually don't think it can be saved, but this show can be saved. So let's save it. It can be saved. All right. Well, let's get, let's go. Let's get that stuff in the fun part, which is talking shit.

So Robin, the woman who has come for how many marriages on this show. Let's see. She came for Ashley's multiple times. Was she wrong? Not necessarily. But calling Michael out on his flandering and cheating. There were the gay rumors. There was all this stuff, the business stuff, when she came into the kangaroo burger place or whatever the fuck that thing was, and yelled at Ashley. There was Monique's. whatever the fuck that thing was, and yelled at Ashley. There was Monique's, there was, how many marriages? I mean, Wendy's most recently

when she was telling Wendy, you're only working out and getting your body redone because of the rumors of your husband cheating. Is there any truth? All of this rob and crying because anybody has, everybody has the nerve to come after her marriage. And she literally said, I've never done anything to any of you guys.

That's a real off top, which is absolutely hilarious. And this is karma. Okay, this is karma. I don't even want to hear it from you. But I will say you're even boring when you're crying. So that's another thing. Change it. Change it. Yeah. Well, technically she's crying because Candace has just told her that Candace would

prefer not to talk about her lawsuit with Michael Darby, unlike Robin who did talk about one's lawsuit and potentially could have contributed to him being fired. So then Robin's like, oh, it goes, what a loses job. I literally sat there and spoke up for my husband and you just literally are gonna say it's the reason that he lost his job. And Wendy's like, well, when he's like, well, it's not smart, Robin, you know, and listen, I want you to take this. I know what it's like to have your family member be aligned, which is true. And I love that she's not letting the tears get

in the way of Robin being completely wrong. And so Robin, she's also not letting the tears go. She's not letting the tears get in the way of her trying to make this about herself. She's like, now let's talk about how happy Eddie was wrong. It's like nice try-wendy, yeah. Yeah. Well, Candace even went up to her in this, which is pretty impressive,

because Wendy has no problem trying to make it about her. And then Candace brings out the Cryingle, the ever-famous not named by us, but still hilarious. Cryingle, trademarked by somebody, probably on Reddit. So Robin's like, my husband doesn't get any mess, Crying bull. Trade muck by somebody, probably on Reddit. Someone around you. So Robin's like, my husband doesn't get any mess, but every other husband talks massive shit on the internet. Ooh, and you talk massive shit about other husbands

all over the place. You can't go talking shit about husbands and not expect them to at least respond to you a little bit on the internet. Right, so she's basically referring to, she's like, you know, other husband talk shit, and then Candace goes, my husband defends himself against a lying-ass mother fucker,

and I will not apologize for the way that he does that. And Rob was like, but he literally talked shit about a person, me, that mother did it with anything, yeah. And we basically get, we see a clip of Chris on a podcast. Be like, yo, I don't blame Bravo. The Bravo Bros. How dare you just call them a podcast? Oh, the Bravo Bros.

The Bravo Bros. Who we have yet to meet, we will, we will at some point, but congratulations you guys are doing great. But I said, we're gonna meet, we haven't met yet. We will. Well. We're gonna meet the Bravo Bros before we meet the Bravo Hoes. Am I right? Because Bravo Bros before Bravo Hoes, bro! Get it. Chris is like, I don't want to blame Robin for not wanting to share but like, did you make

a big deal out of our situation to deflect from your situation? I don't know. So, yeah, he's not so bad, I didn't think. It's not so bad, but I think in Robin's eyes, it's like, why are you dragging me into, why are you dragging me into this? Or like, why are you? Because that's because you do it all the time.

So he's a lot to say that, you know? I'm not arguing with you. I'm arguing with Robert. Robert and Robert, whoever you have to follow. Robert, if you're listening, I'm hurt. I fuck Robert too. Robert, and let's turn one of the Bravo Bros. In which case, you see,

Robert's not on Bravo. He's just someone who we're all mad at and someone's office. They're like, did you see that Robert finished the cremary and didn't replace it? Yeah. So, you know, Robert's one of those names where Rob, Robert is formal and so is Rob. He's not weird. Do you think Robert's formal?

I think Rob is very light. I do. I think Rob is like a formal name. It comes off as well. I've never known someone like,im and Lighthearted named Rob. They're always like, Rob, I'm Rob. What about Rob Minkoff?

Blinking. I mean, do you think that that's made by an idiot? What about Rob Lowe? He's not formal. Very serious person. Extremely serious. What about Rob Reiner? Yeah, he is, he is fine.

He is fine, I guess. Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner? Yeah, he is, he is fine, he is fine, I guess. Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner, which one's that, the director, yeah? Meatloaf, is that Meatloaf? Yeah, not the singer, but the nickname. Yeah, from all on the family. Okay, so Candace is, what are we talking about? Okay, so she's saying, listen, Robin,

it looked like you were complicit in what Giselle was saying about my husband having an affair. That's why, and she's like, if you really feel that way about me, we don't need to talk about shit. Okay, but you do, because you're on a TV show. And so now Candice is saying, we're not friends, that's fine, it's like great, great, great, great.

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Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So now we pull up to see boys. All right. And so for chicken sheets of bingo. Have you been there? I have not. Every week I ask you about Austin, the police, and they go to an Austin.

I'm like, have you been there, Ronnie? Can we go now? I think it's a chicken bar. Yeah, I would go. I don't really know people in Austin. I only know my family and my family's not like a chicken shit bingo kind of a family. They're really like, so what chain restaurant do you want to eat at today?

Before we go to the Costco and or the home goods, you know. That is not usually exclusive from chicken shipping. You got to have chicken shipping go at Apple P's why not. Oh yeah, I guess you could. So they come into this chicken shipping go place and the Karen is terrified of chickens. Dun, dun, John. And in the second SUV, Candace and Robin are still arguing and basically saying, we're not friends. No, we're not friends. No, we're not friends.

And Robin's saying it's very clear who is totally against me and enjoying the downfall of Robin. I hope it is, because I'm waving a flag over here. I'm enjoying it. First man's fun for me. You are not the Roman Empire, okay? There's no downfall. Come on here, okay?

You're just sort of at the same place as you were before. Yeah, the downfall of Robin. Also, by the way, I feel so bad when this, this is the second time this happened this week, when these ladies, they dress all up all nice to go to a nice place, and then they go to this bar, they are so woefully overdressed.

This happened on Miami where they all dressed up in, were taken basically to Flavor Town, and now everyone here is dressed up, and everyone at the bar is like in rady t- shirts and jeans, these ladies are so dressed up for it. So they are completely dismayed by it. So and they all have to like cram into a bankette, which is hilarious. It was like eight of them around this bankette that seats like five people. So they cram in half of them are wearing bright orange. And Candace is now crying. And I was like, at first I thought it was a joke.

I was like, no, she has actually pulled out a crying goal and she is not only crying, she's like bawling in the corner. I'm like, why is Candace crying right now? Like she wasn't even, she was, no major attacks were made against her. Nothing was really said. It was Robin who was crying.

I was like, this, see this is where the show is really good at the silliness of these moments. That Robin serves the cry, so Candace starts to cry to outcry Robin. Well Candace is crying because of the hurt of her husband. So now it's like we're both gonna cry over the hurt of our husbands. Like who's husband's hurt was greater? Candices or robins. So by the way, both of her

husbands probably cheated on you. Sorry. That's just they probably did it. Now I know that Candices, the lady who claimed to cheat with Candices's husband came out and said that she was lying and she's never even met Chris Bassett. That said, I wouldn't put it past Chris Bassett. But that's also like, but just in general, I believe it. But also, you know what? I believe in nobody. That's going to be my hit song.

I believe in nobody. I believe in nobody. I don't believe in you or you. Or you either or you or you. The preacher's strife. So you know the thing is that like, it's also funny is that like Chris, if I remember correctly from last season,

Chris seemed by and large, not terribly affected by this. I think he was annoyed, he didn't like it. But by the end of the reunion, he was sort of like, listen, I heard what you said, I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable, let's move on. And he even was telling of like, listen, I heard what you said. I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable. Let's move on. And even was telling Candace, wasn't he yelling at Candace at the finale party?

Like you gotta stop, you gotta stop. I got the impression that Chris, of course, was not pleased, but he didn't care enough. He was like whatever, she was all being Jacelle. Sorry I made you uncomfortable. I'm moving on, I really don't give a shit. I've lost respect for you moving on. I feel like it's Candace the one who's like

harboring this but my husband. This hurt us gravely. I feel like she's just, I think she's been looking for someone to say, I'm so sorry I did not consider you and your marriage. I'm so sorry, I delegitimized it. I'm so sorry I I delegitimized it. I'm so sorry. I made it sound like you, America's princess,

America's sweetheart, intelligent woman who's doing all these things. I made it sound like you are married to like a Michael Darby type. I think that's what's going on. Well, yeah. I mean, look, I'm team Candace on that one. I would be horrified too. I mean, just what's going on. Well, yeah, I mean, look, I'm team Candace on that one. I would be horrified too.

I mean, just L used assault language. She was like, your husband trapped me in a room. Like, he made me go to a room and then he did this, trying to like me too, her husband. That's not cool, okay? Especially, I mean, to say like, I felt, you know, I didn't like you, whatever, like if she had worded it differently or whatever, but she was given many, many opportunities and she

kept wording it in this like sexual assault language. Not cool. I mean, she would be fucking dead to me too. And then she gets to the point later where she says, well, Candace is, there's a non-starter with me because Candace used colorism, language against me, and racist language against me. So that's a no-go. To which I say, yes, I don't blame you, but you also used assault language against her. So that's where I'm saying, I agree with both of you. You talk sick. I agree with both of you.

I wouldn't talk to the other person either, but you're both right, but you're also both very wrong. And I don't want to watch it anymore. Like I'm tired of it. Yeah, I'm not actually even relitigating their feud. I'm more question, like here when Candace, if Robin's crying about like the Robin stuff, and then Candace, like I'm gonna cry also because my husband was so wrong.

It's like, yeah, she was, but also he's moved on, so you have to start moving on too. But he hasn't moved on. I don't know, I don't think so. I don't think when Robin's crying about everybody attacking her, that it's wrong for Candace to remind her over and over again, that this is, they

Robin did it first and worst with Jacelle. Technically Jacelle did it, but Robin's her little henchman and we all know it. Like they don't do one thing without the other knowing it. I still think Candace was, I think I still thought Candace was crying here was very performative. She was like, I felt like she was trying to have a moment. And like, because Robyn was crying. And I mean, there may have been some real stuff in there,

but I was like, why is Candace crying? And they never could really clearly explain why she was crying. Yeah. Well, it was definitely a real housewives cry off. Yeah. So now Candace is still crying or whatever. And Wendy hands her napkin and she's like, who is this?

I just found it on the table. It's not dirty. So Robin's crying that this is our life. This is our life. I'm hurting my husband is hurting my children are hurting and Neckas like please don't cry chicken ship bingo I'm gonna take her a lot to cry here Yeah, so there's like just like crying and crying and crying and of course

There's like so she never apologized I'm gonna say no and can't the can this is crying and just like well what happened I'm one he's like well candy sw and Candace is crying. And just like, well, what happened? And Wendy's like, well, Candace was trying to be a friend. She's like, so then why is Candace crying? I don't know what's going on. It's so silly. And me is like, she always cries.

She always has to make it about her. And Wendy's like, she didn't make it about her. Don't do that. Don't add gasoline to the fire. I mean, she literally is making it about her, but okay, by making a big display of crying at the table. So then Wendy is saying, I just mediated and just tells like, oh no, no, there's only one friend and Rodden was a friend and that thing was not a friend and she would not have done

to Robin what she'd done if she were a friend. And so Candice is like, I gotta go, I gotta go. So, so Candice is like, I don't know how to handle Robin's crime. I'm hurt that she's hurt and I don't really, oh my god, I'm going to crying at this. So this is where it's like, okay, she's not even crying about the Chris situation. She's like, she's crying because she's like, she's not even crying about the Chris situation. She's crying because she's like faux, has some sort of empathy. So she's like, oh my God, and I don't really understand why and from the very beginning,

from all that's been going on with her, all I've wanted to do is be there for her, and I can't support her. Oh my God, these women, they're gonna ruin my eyeliner. So she's crying because she can't be a friend to Robin right now, is that what it is? Where she's crying because she can't be a friend to Robin right now. Is that what it is? Or she's crying because she's currently worth a friend.

She's really worth a friend. Yeah, I guess because they were friends. So you're still seeing, like, that was my friend. And now she's so hurt by this. And we're not friends, but I still loved her once. I mean, that's what I'm getting from it. But before we were complaining, trying to decide whether it's production or cast, and my opinion was the problem lies with both. But I have to complaining, trying to decide whether it's production or cast,

in my opinion, was the problem lies with both. But I have to say, this cast, I mean, they are really giving it all. You've got them sobbing and crying and fighting in the middle of chicken-shrimp being out. Which is not the, that's like the most self-conscious place to do it, because you're surrounded by all these country people, you know, carrying around chickens, and there's a big loud country band, and people just staring at them, like, what the fuck are you doing?

Like, who are you people? And they're still like totally committed to their stage work. So they're committed to their craft. So, you know, just to bring some positivity to it. This cast is dedicated to just performing cast. Just to see how much they are. This cast is an amazing, amazing cast. No matter where they are. This cast is an amazing, amazing cast.

They hold the record for the most intact cast from their premiere, I think, right? So, so Rob is like, I just want to go outside. So she goes outside and Mia is the one that follows her out. And so Wendy's like, where is she going? She wanted to be included so badly. And I guess they're just like, where is she going? She wanted to be included so badly. And I guess there's just like, Rob is just going outside. There's a lot of unimportant information.

She goes outside, she tells us, Mia. Mia tries to follow her and Rob is like, so following me. Oh. So she just kind of stands away from her. And then Jacelle comes out. And they just stand maybe, what would you say? 12 feet away from Robin

while she sits on a curb crime. And just talk about Robin crying. Yeah, it was very strange. Robin just sitting there and she's like, you know, one's been, one's been being fired. It's like a part of him has been taken away from him and like, see him go through this with no plan. That really hurts my heart for my husband.

And I don't appreciate the assumptions that are being made. This is just such a sensitive and emotional situation for us. The real reason she's crying, I believe, is that when Candice, when Candice said, you know, because you spoke up, you contributed to Juan being fired, I think on some level Robbins, like afraid of Juan, I feel like she's always walked on eggshells with him, just the way she talks, the way she talks to her friends the way she talks to one There is such a trepidation. I feel like I'm not and when I say afraid I'm not saying like abusive or anything. I'm not saying he's abusive. I'm just saying I don't feel like they necessarily

Up up here like they have they're like on equal footing as a couple and even the way he literally yells at her at the end of the episode He just yells and speaks down to her, he's not attentive to her emotional needs, shows that there's to me a very big imbalance between the paradigmics, the emotional paradigmics between the two. And I think that she is afraid now that she is now in big trouble with Juan.

And I think that's why she's crying more than anything. Well, I mean, she's really got a shit pie, you know. I'm not a huge fan of Robin because of how she's treated other people over the years, but, you know, just to look at it from her side, she would, this is a huge shit pie for her. I mean, you've got your husband cheating on you. That coming out publicly, she's trying to argue with it. Everybody knows that he did it. Come on. That hotel, we've already talked about that a million times on this, but the hotel, the girl in the hotel, and then him being like,

well, you know, I give money to homeless people, I would help anybody, even hot chicks in a casino. So that sucks. Then the other rumors about him cheating more, then now it's like, he let sexual abuse happen on his team. So then there's that. And the whole time she really just wants this man to love her and he doesn't. Clearly.

And now she's having to listen to all these people diss him and now he's going to not like her more because of the show that she's involved on, which is now paying both of their bills. She's just like a shit situation. Like, I don't blame her for being depressed and crying her fucking eyes out. I really don't, but she does have really terrible karma. So I just gotta just gotta keep that in there. Because whenever you're bad, I can't feel too bad.

I can't feel too bad for somebody. I think she's like miserable in her relationship. That's what I'm gonna say. I am going to suspect that she's miserable. I know it's not a wild take to make, but that's probably why she's treating people so bad at being such an asshole, because she, thinking back,

Robin used to actually be really likable. I remember there was a period of time when I really, really, really liked Robin a lot. So I think that as she has become more miserable in her relationship, I think that she has projected it outwards towards the people around her, doesn't excuse it. But that's like my, that's my outside

or pop psychology theory. Yeah, I mean, that's been the kind of the plot of the show, right? Is that Juan is basically never there. I mean, the rumor is, like people call them roommates, you know, like, oh, Juan's roommate said this, or Juan's roommate said that. Like apparently, you know, the rumors are that

she doesn't live there, or that she doesn't live there, that he doesn't live there, that he's got his own life and his own thing, and that they only shoot together. And there have been all these rumors over the years that sucks, but whatever rumors are true, it's clear that she still loves him, and it's clear that he does not feel the same way, you know. And he's so sick of having to deal with this God damn show. He's like just, he's trying to bring me on camera with this bullshit, and she continues

to do it. So when he gets mad at her, yeah, I get, yeah, he is not speaking to her great, but she also keeps dragging him into this shit on camera, and he's like, how many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to fucking be on your show. Go do your little show and stop dragging me into it and bringing up what a slime ball I am when I'm trying to find a damn job after being fired for being a slime ball for other reasons. Yeah. So meanwhile there's chickens. So, Ashley's trying to, I guess, pet some pet itch chicken and Nekka's like, Ashley just wants to find every chicken she can find and pet it.

And if there was a sheep, a rhino, any wild animal in that facility, Ashley would have become best friends with them, not all of them have had their rabies shot, so keep some of them away from us. This was the moment when she said that when I thought, oh no, maybe Nekka is a dud. Cause I was holding out hope, but that line there about the rabie shot, I was like, pfff.

No, this whole episode, I was like, yeah, she's, she needs to be gone. Bye. Yeah. So then Ashley talks about how she wants, huh? There's something I like about Neckah. There really is something I really like, but I have no worries.

It's nothing like that. It's just, you're not funny. She's just not funny. I need funny, I mean this cast is one of the funniest on TV period. I need funny people. I can't have rabies jokes like I just don't think it's funny. So then um, uh, that's that's as far as my judge. I need to understand the rabies material. Yeah. Just all of it. Then I circled back and thought, well, when has she been funny? She hasn't. She has not been funny. Okay.

So then Ashley talks about how she wants to get her kids chickens, which doesn't, I don't know what that really goes with her C-shor by the C side, by the C side, by the C-shor thing and whatever, she's doing in the house. Yeah, I'm not sure that community is chicken friendly, by the way. I know a few people with chickens and actually believe it or not most R&L, I you think I've no more in Texas, but there are like hippie, you know, like yuppies who are like we own chickens and they live in like a $7 million house. I'm not like, but we don't pay for ads.

I got one. I got you. I got you on that one. I know. We only have to pay, you know, $5,000 a year to maintain this chicken and the scoop and the food and the, the, it's free. It's whatever the veterinarian's cost.

But we get free eggs. Yep. But I can tell you this much about chickens. They are mean mother fuckers. Chickens are horrible and mean. And whenever I see somebody eat a chicken sandwich, I'm like, that chicken probably deserved it. Wow.

There I said it. I don't eat chicken, because I'm a good person. But even when I see somebody eating it, I'm like, you don't blame me. Thank you, because I can guarantee you that chicken you're eating with some motherfucker. Wow. Well, I said it.

You could probably make the argument for most birds. I'll just say that. I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna broad. Some birds are great, but chickens, no, chickens, no, no. Okay, so Karen goes on her chicken. Oh, dirty bad, I don't know how many chickens dirty bad, triple 20, triple 20 dirty bad. Eight weeks, chicken weeks, I'm coming up with the kind of chicken weeks. So she talks about that.

And let's see just okay So now just sell and Mia are watching Robin cry and talking about why she's crying And then we see all this all the headlines about Juan Dixins alleged Canadian mistress speaks up and basketball coach one Dixin fired him in sexual assault lawsuit right all these headlines and Let's skip out Coach Wondix in fire to mincexual assault lawsuit. Right, all these headlines and everything going on. And Jacelle's angry that Candace would double down on them and go even harder at Robin. She's like, I do not want to sit at a table with her.

And Candace meanwhile is crying and saying that she's not interested in repairing a relationship with someone who has poor judgment To call someone like Jacelle a friend. So now Candace's thing is that she doesn't want to be friends with Robin Because since Robin and friends with Jacelle, she doesn't want to be friends with Robin So she's doing that thing which may be fair, but also it's a little middle schooly so then then Wendy is like, there's a lot going on, there's a lot of like cutting back and forth

between chicken shitting, robin crying, Candice crying, and then people kind of just like talking about random stuff. But Wendy says, Wobbins, not my favorite person, but I think that the relationship that one Candice had was a real one. And it's clear to both her. Was that, I mean, was it that

real? Wasn't the whole point of their relationship? Last season, they got closer, but wasn't that kind of like to show, wasn't that like a performative thing by Robin to show that she's like, not just like besties with Giselle, like that they're, they're, they're not, they're not like a package deal. They think for themselves, like she could be friends with Jacelle, like that they're too, they're not like a package deal, they think for themselves, like she could be friends with Candace in a way, right? What's the whole thing? Yeah, well, Jacelle and Robin were both friends with Candace a couple of seasons ago, because they were using Candace against Ashley,

I guess at that time. No. Who were they using her against? Mia? I don't know. Ashley? I don't know. There were someone, they were using her against,

you know how those two work. They use people as weapons against other people. So whoever they were against, they were kind of using Candace. And then, Jacelle started off to season with all of this bullshit that was about Chris. And so, Jacelle threw it in the trash, but Robin wasn't gonna do that

because she knows what Juan has been doing this whole time. So she's not gonna need some pity when all of this stuff starts coming out about Juan. So she was pretending like, what? Rumors about cheating. I would never support that. I would always fight against that because I'm a good person, which, while Kooniki dank, all those rumors were being suppressed about her and her husband

the whole time. So, yeah, I mean, I don't think either one of them have ever been really good friends to Candace. Yeah. So, that was a very long answer to your rhetorical question. I never got the sense that anyone has been like a terribly close friend with Candace. She's sort of had these, she'll have like seasons with people. She'll have seasons where she will be like close with someone, but she's, you know, she doesn't have like a bestie on this show. So Karen's like, hmm Candace, would you like to go?

Well, because you're crying like crazy right now. And Wendy's like, Candace, we talked about this. Candace, you know what this is? Because nothing has changed. Does this make sense? Nothing has changed. It's not worse. It's not better.

You find. Stop crying. Yes, we cannot allow anyone to manipulate that situation. You cannot allow it at all. So, they're just trying to make her feel better. And Mia's just watching. But yeah, and I just want to add, of course, Wendy is her bestie, right?

Candace is a little bestie on the show, but I think that's more of an alliance bestie. I think that exactly. Yeah, it feels more alliance-y. Yeah, so then Naka is saying, you know, Wendy's just trying to manipulate Candace. Like she's accusing them of manipulation, but she's the one trying to manipulate Canvas.

Canvas can't think on a roll, she can't breathe on a roll, she can't even cry on a roll without this girl having something to say about it. Yeah. And then they show a clip to support it that like the earlier that day Wendy was telling Candace Don't talk about like me and Neka But the truth is they all kind of do this to each other I don't think that Wendy is doing anything above and beyond what anyone else does on the show I've one but send them with each other's situations so

then the the ladies get up to leave and and Then Robin stands up in the curb because this entire time, Robin's just been sitting on a curb. So now she's from meandering off into the distance. So Jacelle and me of go and get Jacelle's like, is she on the move? Vah, we can't be on the move.

My heels are not made for this move. And Jacelle starts going after her. Jacelle looks like she's never worn high heels before in her life. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Now I get it that her feet might be sore, but I'm also like, it looks like she's never worn high heels before in her life. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Now I get it that her feet might be sore, but I'm also like, it seemed like she would look like she was about to topple over. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it was a pretty funny walk. So then, but I also have to say Austin, not really known for its smooth streets. Okay. A lot of holy streets over here. We really, as you've seen, the entire city is under construction. Okay. But we are one thing they don't fix, roads. Very, very rare.

They'll build a new freeway, but they don't really fix old roads very much. So it's not the best place to be wearing heels. So then Candace is talking outside the caron about why she's mad at Robin, which we all know. And she's, you know, which we all know and she's you know When he's like, okay, Robin's crying because she feels that she's being blamed for one losing his job and Candace is like Well, that's not smart

You know to be talking about legal situations when that and I'm not gonna talk about a legal situation when that mother Fucker that's suing me is still married to a woman in there and So she's like, yeah, that's my opinion. You shouldn't be speaking on your legal shit. And Karen's like, I see that. I see that. I would see that again on this. I do.

Well, it's my job to facilitate friendship love. Girls being girls without the girls. That's what we do here. No tickens, but girls. Wicks. we love wicks don't wicks are in chickens are out triple 20 here's no double 20s triple 20s only my right nose so um so Candace is saying that she would like the

lish would like to talk and then Carls are well we are all grown and we we're all gonna get caught up in our feelings right and I still believe we'll get past this too I mean Sure, Jizzal accused your husband of being a sexual predator and sure you accused Jizzal of using her Historic to me for a storyline and a colorism, but that's just, you know, light words, nothing that we can't get over as a group, right? Here's the best place to talk about it. Chicken shitting more numbers. Let's go back in, shall we? Yeah, so they decide to go back in, I guess. And Asci is talking about how Robin is crying so hard, it must be really severe, because you don't really see Robin show a lot of emotion.

And Robin really is, she's just like really leaning, she's like, okay, I'm breaking down, that's it, I'm gonna break down. Right next to a great pancake place, Magnolia Cafe. Listen, really say. Don't reach for a tissue, reach for breakfast foods. Okay, Magnolia is right there. I see the sign. Just walk over there, have them pour some syrup down your mouth.

No one can cry with syrup being poured down their mouth. Are there multiple magnolias or is that the McNeilia cafe? No, there are a few. Oh, okay. Just wanted to know. It's delicious. Just wanted to know. It will go.

So I'm just gonna write down. Next on my I visit you, all the places we'll go to. So anyway, Robin goes off in an Uber and then Ashley goes back inside and you sort of think the scene is going to be over but it's not. So now Wendy is excited because they're just really, they're doing the chicken bingo. And now they're all watching the chicken bingo and they're feeding the chicken and they're waiting for the chicken to poop. And Wendy's like, you know, before coming here,

I didn't know a lot about bingo. And I still don't, but what I've learned from this trip is that chickens can shit and you get money afterwards. I'm just not sure if I want that cash. Now how do you not know a lot about Bingo, by the way? I feel like there's much to know about Bingo, are there subtleties? No, I guess he's just never played Bingo.

I mean, I don't know. But there you go, you learn something to do every day. I mean, not everyone has a grandma into Bingo. I was very lucky to have a sit-through who's very into being a, okay? I know I'm a way around to dober. Look at here. But, you know, not all of us have that.

So later, Wendy is talking about how she convinced this nice countryman to split a ticket with her. And she's like, I sound like a country song, don't I? I convinced a little countryman to buy me a ticket and if I win, I'm gonna split the money with the man and then they make a music video of that. Which really doesn't make a lot of sense or sound country at all, but they make like a black and white music video of her saying that over country music. I know Ben's favorite segment, so I just want me to recap it fully. This was when I was like, what is happening?

And then Wendy was like really into, she was like really into the chicken ship bingo and kind of like, what the hell is wrong with Wendy? The chicken world has claimed Wendy and she's never gonna be the same again. I like to think of a chicken world. I like to think of some sort of chicken world that'll claim your soul or something. I feel like it of some sort of chicken world that'll claim your soul or something.

I feel like it's some sort of, what was that keep back in sale movie about the vampires versus the werewolves? I feel like there's like, it's using a chicken faction to it's like, where we should go in there. I'm so, time goes on, chicken ship being out, chicken ship being out.

So Mia Robin and Jizelle are heading back to the hotel and Mia's like, I thought we were siblings and I'm like, I'm time-go-lil there. And that was not a good time. And they're like, yeah, what the hell? She goes, yeah, why was Candace even crying? Like, that makes no sense. And she's over there.

Moooo. And just like, yeah, she's no victim. And Robin's like, yeah, she's acting like that her being sad was justification for cyber bullying. Okay, you don't need to bring up cyber bullying when what is being accused of your guy is ignoring extreme cyber bullying. I mean, that was like really, really bad. That's right. Assalting.

What was going on with that guy? So please let's not use the term cyberbulling. I mean, it is. Is Candice a disaster on social media? Yes. Does she like often curse out her co-stars? Yes. The cyberbullying for the, you know, cyberbulling just gets way more intense than what Rob

is dealing with from Candace so then Now it's the next day. Thankfully. It's the next day and the chicken shipping goes behind us everyone's waking up Everyone's to working out doing stuff like that. It's Karen's birthday She gets a call from her brother and everything and Candace is talking to Chris on FaceTime Chris who is clearly so bored, he's clearly watching like ESPN in the background. He's like, uh-huh, uh-huh.

And she was like, so we went to the chicken place. And it was, well, I got out of the car, arguing with Robin, and everything was coming guys. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And yeah, everything's been coming up for the last few months, and everything that's been going on. I just could not turn up. It was like a lot, Chris. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh- So Karen and Jizelle are talking and Karen's like, oh I'm so happy with it, it's such a good place now, which is always fun with these two, because it just means they're setting themselves up

for another humongous fight. Yeah. That's why I'm fighting that because. Yeah, so they're complimenting each other and oh my God, Karen just looks so young. Oh yeah, I'm in trouble 20, you know, it's a very big deal, because Ray's 77, and I said, did 60 feel like this, you?

And he said, it did, because you wake up and you realize every day is important, and that is why I'm so happy to be with all of you facilitating sisterhood and girl, girl, with time of Triple 20, yeah, women. And she was, of course, addressing the construction workers out of her, outside her window. Um, raised like, yes, when I turned 60, I realized every day is important, which is why I've been waiting 17 years to go move down to Florida.

Every day is important. I can't be away from Florida. So, uh, Karen, so then, Giselle actually gives her, I thought quite a good birthday gift. She's like, for the first 20, uh, so then, Giselle actually gives her, I thought, quite a good birthday gift. She's like, for the first 20, here's some champagne, and for the second 20, some peanut m&Ms, and for the third 20, something shaped like a penis, a Snickers bars, lumps like, okay Giselle, you did just raid your mini bar for this gift, however, considering it did come for the mini bar, that was about a hundred dollar of value, so, you know, you did just raid your mini bar for this gift. However, considering it did come for the mini bar, that was about a hundred dollar of value. So, you know, I would actually be very flattered.

Then she gets into the main need of this, which is the stuff with Candace. So she's like, listen, you're asking what's going on between me and your friend, Candace. And she's like, listen, I know you want everybody to move forward, but you need to understand, I will not move forward because of the narrative she put forth last year, which, and then we see the clip of,

or she says, I treat people differently based off the color of their skin. And then we see a clip of Candace just going off on her and saying, you're white, looking, ass, or whatever she's yelling at her. And so just sounds like, listen, accusing me of racism and colorism. That is disgusting and it caused hundreds of death threats. And then when I say that to her, she's like, well, I get death threats too.

Like, okay, that's it. So that's not great, but you're not innocent either. So it's like, it's hard for me to feel for her. I don't think she's making a terrible point. I think when Candice gets pissed, she goes way too low. But are there points to be made about colorism? Yeah, I'm sure. Guess who doesn't really get to have an opinion on that.

Me, hi, I'm a white guy over here, but for the general point of does Candace go too low sometimes? Sure, but you did too. So you don't get to sit here and be all innocent. Like, well, I got death threats. So it's worse for me. I mean, you're accusing her husband of sexual assault. Basically. I think it's okay to judge each situation on their own.

I think if Candace said there's no coming back from me in Jacelle because she made my husband sound like a sexual predator. It's like fine because you could still do the same thing of like, well, but think of all the terrible things Candace is on in the past. Yada, yada, yada. I think Candace has a point. I think Jacelle has a point. They have unfortunately destroyed their relationship with each other.

Potentially have actually hobbled the show because they just went so deep and so dark and it's unfortunate. But despite that, I think Jacelle, Jacelle was like, this did not feel to me like a retaliatory scene for Jacelle against Candace. This was like, it seemed like this was something that was deeply bothering Jacelle. She was very serious about this and Karen picked up on it and Karen's like, got it.

I will not try it to. She Karen was basically saying like, hey, we are co-workers, come on, let's do this. Let's do this. And she's like, oh like oh I see this is deeper than being on real house was a Potomac got it message delivered will not push this any further so now Mia calls Gorn and because everybody is getting ready to know so she calls Gordin and she's like, Bing, a mad chicken chef turned a mad chef. Okay, that was like a whole mental breakdown. And like, you know, it's also being away

from your family, am I right? I'm like, I really miss you. Your balls down to your ankles and kind of the kids I guess. What's my mom doing? Is anybody know? So he's like, well, I just want you to know that I've got lawyers and my lawyers

have announced that they have responded to my request to sue my family. And she's like, oh, jeez, I don't want him to sue the family. And that is a problem. Yeah. So she can't, I mean, look, Mia recognizes a sinking ship. And so she's just trying to find something to justify the appending divorce. She's like, um, yeah, I just had it on like this. So this is going to be a while even. Anyway, we then go to everyone getting into their cars to go kayaking and, you know, it's Karen's birthday and everyone's happy for her and they're all excited and they're saying triple 20 a lot and everything

and they're all determined to make sure that she has a much better birthday than she had last year. And basically Karen is not even gonna kayak. So if that tells you how much this is really for Karen's birthday, that's how much is for Karen's birthday. They're doing something she does not even wanna do. And she can't swim. She gets so, she's like, how fun.

So they go out on kayaks and they have a wacky time. It's like a fun in games section where they all go on different kayaks and woo. And then Karen has them all come over and she pour some wine down each one of their throats. And it's super fun. Super fun times, everybody. Yeah, they're like,

hey look, Robin and Jacelle are kayaking slowly. So let's, like, their music would be like Vivaldi, but the other people are kayaking fast so their music would be like upbeat music. That's what the takeaway was, yeah. So then on the way back, Karen is telling everyone that she is buying her historical home in Surrey County, the home of decent speed Wi-Fi, which is basically it's our new tagline ever since I've become a bastard. They're not. I'm thinking it's going pretty well. Yes. Yes. You know, I was a

You know, I'm going to buy my grandmother's house. It's gonna be wonderful and you know Do you guys remember when you were little do you have in your grandmother having a refrigerator outside the porch? Because I found mine. I found my refrigerator outside the porch and I don't know refrigerator so she tells the story about the house. Did you guys grow up with a refrigerator outside the house? Which I did. I mean, that's kind of a country thing.

You know, yeah. Well, I have like Candace, because Candace is like, oh, we had the deep freezer, which we had as well. Which we have the big square. Yeah, deep freezer in the garage. So she's like, well, I'm getting my grandma's and we're gonna have that. And everyone's listening to her,

but she has this big long monologue about refrigerators outside and historical things. And now people are gonna come to Suri County to see the house that Karen's grandmother moved up in or grew up in. And I just love Karen's sense of self. I wish they bottled that. I wish they could like make Lidom that,

like just sense of self. And you can just spray it on yourself and just walk around believing you're fucking amazing. Okay. Listen to that. The story of her family farm is actually quite wonderful and it's really amazing and I think it's great that she's buying and everything.

But where I start to giggle is when she says, well, my grandmother's home is 104 years old and it certainly is historical and it's a warm and loving place so I'm going to turn it into an experience which is a mini-resort for tourism in Sierra County. Sorry, County. Yeah. I like that mini-resort.

It's like the Karen Resort in my grandmother's home. But also, like, if you're leading with, oh, this is a warm place that's like full of history. It's like, I don't, I don't think of going to historical places and saying, now, let's install a waterslide and a heated pool. Yeah. Come on, boy. We're going to have a roller coaster that's going to go over my childhood bedroom. We're going to have a gift shop that does not sell ticket breasts, but does sell

Ladom and many Wicked cantolds. So this ends with a scene we talked about a little earlier with Robin calling Juan so she's like oh I want so he's like yeah well I'm working on a health insurance and maybe we can still get your insurance later but for now we have to pay for your insurance and cash what should we do about your medic I was like seriously I'm gonna press the FF on this scene if the producers don't. Are you fucking kidding me?

I have to listen to her health insurance. So then finally, she's like, okay, but also it turned into a sits over here when they brought you up again. Now look, I know that he's taking a talking about this on camera, but she also has to tell him because if she doesn't tell him, then he's gonna be like,

I can't believe all this stuff was talked about on camera and you didn't tell me. Now did she have to tell him on camera? Probably that's the thing. And he's fucking over it. Yeah, she's like, so funny story, we're getting together and then once I get like,

oh yeah, so enough about the health insurance. So funny story as I was saying, so I was like, oh yeah, so enough about the health insurance. So funny story as I was saying. So I was like talking to the ladies, you know, and like some of the ladies like the ones I'm like, I'm not close with like Karen and Wendy and Candace. They had a lot to say about like our whole situation. Karen's trying to infer that it looks like I've damaged the group because I didn't share this

information while we're filming. It's funny right? Why Robin? I don't care. Why? Why are you talking about this? It's a ludicrous. It's because I spoke about your lawsuit. I spoke about your lawsuit. That's one of the reasons they say that because I spoke about your lawsuit. I am sick of this. I spoke about your lawsuit. That's one of the reasons they say that because I spoke about your lawsuit, that's when you got fired. Ha ha ha. It's funny, right? That one yell is just like that one just over it yell.

I mean, my guy, he says, why? He's like, I'm fucking at it with this stop. It's not their life. So he's basically listening, you're perpetuating it by letting them get you and crying about it and letting entire episodes be about this and how much pain you're in and blah, blah, blah, blah. Just drop it, drop it, stop talking about it with them

and stop letting this be a thing that they can drag for episodes at a time out on camera, which I have to say I kind of agree with him, but then also fuck that guy. Because he doesn't get to cause all this problem and then be like, well, I'm sick of talking about it. So yeah, and on top of it. Maybe you are, but you know, you cause this with your shenanigans. Sir, but also like we got an insight here, which is like, don't cry. He's telling her,

don't cry, don't get them a reaction, because otherwise they're going to feed off of it. So that's what Robyn's been doing all this time is just like not giving reaction, not being honest to like what her actual emotional state is, which is probably actually destroying her on the inside. But it's also causing these moments where she's really losing the audience and her cast members, like the whole thing with the Patreon thing or whatever. Like Everything going after Karen last season, but then she has this issue with Juan. Juan is hammering this idea into her head. You can't show anything because the moment you show anything, they are going to rip you apart. But the truth is that in her attempt to hide everything and hide emotional truths or whatever, people can sense it. And so now they're just looking for a crack

to bust a wide open and that's what they've gotten. So actually, I think that she is in a worse position because she listened to one. Well, she didn't try and hide it before. She just tried to get people to pay for it. She's tried to profit off of it a little bit better. It's not like Robin was hiding anything. I mean, she did keep it off the show and everything, but I think that that was for her own good, as well as ones. But, you know, I mean, I get his whole like shut up

about it on camera. You're only making it worse. I agree with him. She is only making it worse by bringing it up on camera over and over. But I think this is also kind of her way of like making him pay. Why shouldn't he pay?

He's the one who caused all this shit and he's made her look stupid for years. So I don't really feel for him. I think that there is like a little bit of a, like it's not accidental that just bringing it up on camera. I think it is a little bit of a revenge, like a little needling. Because she can't make him answer her.

Like when they're at home having these conversations, you know, whenever she brings up, he's like, I don't care Robin, I'm not talking about it, blah, blah, blah. But if she brings it on camera, then he's more likely to have some, you don't have to talk about it, right? You'll have to have some accountability somewhere,

even if it's just from Twitter people telling him off. You know. Well, I could not think of two less interesting people to get whipped into a friends about. Yeah. Again, here we are. Here we are. I start, I realize like as you were talking

and as I was talking about like, she's keeping it closed, I realized I was like, I'm bored with myself right now. The words coming out of my mouth. Lonely and Ben. Frenzy cream. Whipped up. Whipped up daily.

We do friendsy ourselves. We friendsy ourselves like crazy. We might as well be box one of the called friendsy. Friendsy, yeah. Friendsy, yeah. We're all friends. We're friendsy and a friendy. Yeah, we're also friendsy.

Friendsy, yeah. So everybody, thank you so much for being with us. This is a great time. We won't be back with Potomac until the new year. So this is our last Potomac recap for the new year. We'll catch you guys up on what happened if it's even on. I don't even know if it is because the season preview was just on. And like we said, the only interesting thing was Gordon

because he goes, me at the very end of this trailer, the trailer's like literally nothing happening and nothing happening and nothing happening, but they try on different wigs and pose a lot. But then Gordon goes, you've been cheating on me for years and I'm sick of it. And he goes, that's not fair Gordon. He goes, you want fair?

Go to a carnival. Yeah. And that was the end of the free view. So he kind of saved that trailer, for sure. He did. Um, well, I did one. Thanks so much for listening to us, Bichon Mone about the show. And we will catch you on the next episode. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Strong in the park with Caitlyn Clark.

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