Watch What Crappens - #2267 RHOSLC Part 2: Catamaran Got Your Tongue?

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part two of a two part recap. If you missed the first half, check out our feed and remember to subscribe!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We are in part two if you're wondering what happened to part one. Well, it's on the feed. So chances are you may have missed it, so go back and check it if you're wondering what happened to part one. Well, it's on the feed So chances are you may have missed it So go back and check it if you have it listened to it Otherwise if you're just jumping in now or you're picking up from where you left off here we go back to that episode so now the boat anchors in Long Island not the long on that we know and They're they have tacos Bermudian tacos not the long-on that we know, and they have tacos.

Bermudian tacos. So Meredith pulls Monica, the Monica and me and talk to you for a second. She's like, go, I can't wait, we're after the tacos, girl. Broom. All right, okay. By the way, Meredith also looks insane here. She's wearing some kind of toga. She's wearing some kind of toga.

She's wearing some kind of purple toga under a bathing suit, but just the way it's blowing in the wind and her head is just lulled to the side. Well, she's doing that kind of shaking her head while she's talking and trying to lick the hair out of her ear and keep the toga on. I mean, it's a lot, there's a lot going on here. So she's like, all right, we need to get the tongue.

And monitor this. Monica tells us, please, can we talk? Ask her to talk. So they sit down and she's like, that's a lot of moving part. Seriously, can you hold your head still? No. Actually, I wasn't referring to my head,

but I'm not arguing with you either. It wasn't a terrible argument. Maybe this will help you understand what I'm talking about. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- That was too far back in the past, let's bring it for... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Good jukebox! Well, we've I'm not really sure. I'm trying to decide for what's going on. So how did how did this become like, oh, Meredith said the Angie's in the mafia, and now I sent you DMs. Like I sent those DMs because you told me these things and I got them and I was like, wow, why wouldn't I send you DMs about that?

And Monica goes, first of all, I never said Meredith sent me these. Monica, you fucking you so did this to make it look like Monica did that. So see she's taking a grain of truth. She never did technically say that. In fact, she acted shocked when anybody suggested that Meredith could do that. So she goes, well, we absolutely had a conversation about her being in the mafia. We did. We did. Well, we absolutely had a conversation about her being in the mafia. We did, we did. Hmm, should I feel very serious to me?

And you were like, I know we could find out. You're giggling, I'm giggling, m-m-m-m. And Murat goes, I didn't really think that. She goes, what, but we both Google Greek Mafia in Utah. Which, by the way, does not mean anything, because I'm sure I would Google the Greek Mafia after a conversation like that. Oh, like, I wonder what the Greek Mafia is like in Utah.

Like what does that mean? I think actually did Google it on my own here as just a viewer. So Merth goes like, well, that has nothing to do with Angie. I mean, I like to, I like to Google things that actually succeed and actually people enjoy it at one point in time. It has nothing to do with Angie. She doesn't fall into that can, go on. Well, there's a couple of things here.

If you guys were really Googling to find out if Angie was in the Greek mafia, you would have been Googling Greek mafia, Angie Kusavantes, or whatever. You wouldn't just randomly be Googling Greek mafia. It's way too broad. So I don't believe you, because of how you just set that up. Another reason I don't believe her is because she said,

well, Meredith, that felt very serious, to Mingi. Like she stressed it like that, which is a very, that's my truth kind of stress on the sentence. She's like saying that that's my truth and that's how I felt, which does not fucking count. Your feelings and how you, your truth does not fucking matter here.

It doesn't matter how it felt to you. Like you can't say like, oh, you made a joke about the mafia. And so then we were, we made a joke about Angie being in the mafia. Well, that felt very, very serious to me personally, maybe to you, but to me, I'm felt serious. That's my work.

Right. I don't mind. I do not mind. I'm just like, well, you know, one girl does matter because like we were talking about Angie and how she's creaking probably in the mafia Like maybe it's possible like how does she ever how she's like fucking broke she has up the bills like some of chance all this money And Mary goes like yeah, this is all stuff you told me Which by the way like I can see that conversation like we have that conversation all the time with this podcast, like, it is strange, like,

I mean, think about it, I mean, she is, but like apparently broke, and how she have that house, if she's so broke, and maybe she is in the mafia, but it's like one of those like funny, bantery conversations, you're not like, I just found out she's in the mafia. This is news, we have to be careful around her.

And also, by the way, if Meredith really believed that Andrew were in the mafia, do you think, and do you think Meredith would be going so hard after Angie, if she thought that, that Angie were connected to the underworld? And I don't mean Hades and I like crime or whatever, you don't, if someone's like the daughter of like a kingpin or like a mafia so you're not going to like go hard of them So you're not going to go hard at them. You're not going to go hard at the argument. The argument would be that she wasn't going hard at Angie. She was trying to get Monica to wield this information

by sending her the secret DMs. So I guess that would be the argument. Like she's not trying to fuck with someone in the mafia. She's trying to get someone else to do it. So she doesn't get caught, which is kind of fly. But she has been going at Angie this whole time. So, you know, outside of this. So, I don't know, this show, it's so funny how this show,

it's so stupid and it can twist you up, you know, like, oh my God, who do I pull the Eve? So, I'm up here. Also, Meredith, it goes, wait a minute, but I told you a story, and then you dot, dot dot dot dot Monica jumps in. Yeah, I'm like, Has she's broke has she has all these bills so she's avoiding again and then Meredith goes, but this is all stuff that you told me Monica And she's like, well, this just sucks because I thought Meredith was my friend and I definitely feel like she's just Sleeping me hanging out to dry you are hanging her out to dry. Yeah, you're the one.

You just literally put all of this on her. Like, she came up with all this stuff. She sent you all these DMs. You had no idea about any of this Angie stuff before. She probably tricked you into believing it. And now everybody's friends with you and completely icing her out. You don't get to be the victim here, ma'am.

You were the one who threw her under the bus to Lisa. Like, you went up to, you called these up to be the victim here, ma'am. You were the one who threw her under the bus to Lisa. You went up to, you called Lisa up to your terrace and said, hey, this is what happened. And Meredith did this. And now you're going to say, oh, I'm being hung out to dry. And that is the thing that is always so suspicious, slash hilarious, slash what's great about her about Monica is that she does, she throws the stone. And then she then she turns herself into the victim about it.

Like, oh, I'm being held out to dry. I'm like, no, which is why that totally is why she is not as reliable of a witness and these sort of things. When she's, or not a witness, but her story, you have to question it a little bit more because we see the way she warps the truth just in the way she interacts with people. So you have to go hmm when she tells back her version of a story of Meredith. Right. Okay, so then Lisa pipes in. Okay, so Lisa just starts yelling from the other side of the, the Zara. She's like, Maranath, stop, I'm Maranath. There it is, you stop, I'm right there, you liar. And she's like, only sign, not, not, we're here.

Amy, come, we're in the same room. She's in the war line, liar. Don't do this to Monica. You did it to Wet Nye, you've done it to me. Okay, no, no. What did she do to Whitney? How did she send, what was the DMs about Whitney's thing? From what?

Don't you remember when Meredith said, well, there were a lot of rumors about Lisa and then Whitney went, yeah. And then Whitney went to Scottsdale and said, you know what, they're saying that Lisa gave Orosex, she just for jazz. She gave Orosex for jazz tickets. And then acted like Meredith was the one who made her say those words.

When those words never came out of Meredith's mouth. Don't you remember Ronnie, like Meredith is such a... She just wanna make sure. I know, I just wanna make sure that there was no DMing thing because Lisa's, I don't think so. You did this to Whitney. You've done it to me. No Whitney did that to you.

Now Meredith did say there are, I've heard that there's a fair. Lisa Barlow with Lisa Barlow. I hear that there's a fair. That wasn't great. But, you know, again, Whitney's not the victim. And then you've done it to me. She talked about your SEC violations because you guys were fighting with each other. And I don't think that's that part of the look up. Isn't that a public isn't that public. Well, also Lisa Barlow conveniently and very she's very shrewd, but she conveniently has been playing this angle of like this is what Meredith does. This is what Meredith does conveniently overlooking the fact that this all 100% stemmed from Lisa's infamous hot mic moment in season two when she went behind the closed doors allegedly

not realizing that she was my agent just just went in on Meredith and basically called her a slut and just let it all out there. And so she's acting like, oh, everything was fine and then Meredith just came for me. But I was like, no, Meredith is missing you because you betrayed their friendship. Also I have to say Lisa is pretty fishy in this situation because Lisa is pretending to like Angie, so who knows what she's really doing or she has anything against Angie? I don't know what her motivation would be if she just wants to make Meredith look bad and Angie is the easiest target.

I don't know what it would be, but that does protest too much, Madame. I mean, she spends the next 10 minutes literally yelling and screaming about this, to Meredith, she's not in this conversation. I'm not really sure what her deal is, but last week she said she has all these cybersecurity people working for her too. So, like, if we're gonna start accusing people

of being fishy on the internet, I'm surprised that Lisa's gotten off so easy because Lisa's pretty fucking fishy right now, just yelling. And yelling. And yellow like yelling. Lisa going hard in the paint to defend Monica when it was only like, it was only,

it was not even a full D-D-D-D, it was a D that like Monica and Lisa were screaming at each other at Wendy's prism event, okay, they hated each other. And now all of a sudden, Lisa is the one defending Monica so intensely that she's screaming on the other side of the Zara Showroom slash Katamaran that against Meredith, it just shows how hilarious the show is, these alliances just shifting so quickly

and fecklessly. So Meredith is like, Lisa quickly and fecklessly. So, Meredith is like, Lee's not up yelling at me. No, I'm not gonna stop yelling at you, Meredith. It doesn't affect me anymore. You're a fucking mess, and you're losing all of your friends since you can't stop lying. Well, that's fine.

I have many, many friends. Well, you're gonna lose many more friends when they see what a fucking liar you are and you can't leave people alone. But then, how does Monica get her past Heather for participating just because she had some mea culpa? Like she's just gonna get off scot free about it and Lisa's like no she doesn't get a past.

She doesn't get a past. And she goes yeah but she said the same things as this Meredith and Lisa goes, yeah but it lets you but it's all this about it. Really? Because she said that she's been sent all these de- Come on man. And then we have Lisa worked up in her interview. It's always funny when Lisa works herself up during the interview.

She's like, this is what I expected from Meredith. At this point, just say the truth. Like, no one's interested in I didn't do it anymore. Okay, you're busted, we know you did it. It's like literally like, you know, like tie her up and throw it overboard or like get some answers at this point because you're like, you need to own what you got. Yeah, and so Meredith is like, oh my god, this is exciting.

And then Angie jumps in. She's, of course it is because you are defending a lie. I'm not laying accusations about me and my fucking family and my business. I own the streets of Salt Lake City because I am a fucking reputable business woman. I am not a mafia woman. That's why I said I own the streets. I'm like, again, Angie, and you're, I know you're, I don't believe you're a part of organized crime, but you know what doesn't help you say things like I own these streets. You know why I don't believe you're a part of organized crime because you're not good

enough at organizing your own script. Like you, this is obviously a pre-trial line because whenever she really pre-plans them, she misses them, right? She's like, I own the streets. I'm so like because I am a reputable business women. Oh my God. I'm going to make you an offer.

You cannot refuse, but if you want to, that's okay too. Like, no, Angie. There are returns though. No, no, Angie. So, yeah, I feel like the mob rehearses more. So, Monica's laughing at all of this, right? Because she's like, wow, reputable business woman. Okay, so are you pretending to stand up for Angie

or are you not like Monica can't even fake it for a full five minutes, yeah. So Meredith's like, I'm not bringing up rumors for number one. Oh yeah, you look fucking gout there. And I believe that you've sent like from a fake account or you're someone to that. And I believe that Monica's telling the truth

and you're mexing right you're mexing done this story doesn't add up but I believe Minika because I participated in rumors and gossip and ship behavior with Meredith last year so I believe Monica because I see the pattern and Lisa's like yeah if some shit documents are powerful on you boss I'm gonna think you dead at Maradoth because it's a pattern and I'm sick of that. So they're just like all yelling at Meredith and now Meredith is like, if it's a reaction that they want, they're going to reaction, they're going like that.

Hold on, hold on. I'm tired of hearing that because that is incorrect. And I'm starting getting very ill-nated about everyone narrating me. Thank you Whitney, by the way, for that line. Thank you for the narrating line thing. It really works well for me here. Don't narrate me. Do not narrate me.

It was Whitney who said that initially, right? Like a few episodes ago. Stop narrating me, Heather. Stop narrating me. So she's pissed. So now she gets up in the else and like walks off with her toe of kind of flying away. And Whitney's smirking. He knows Whitney does this season. Whitney used to be a little bit more settled than she is this season. I feel like anytime anybody's truly mad this season, she just smiles like directly into the camera link.

She does like Jim on the office. So then Meredith's like, I know who I am, I know what I do and I don't do. And if you guys want to believe this woman over me, you then go for it. I'm not going to pour my energy into a bunch of morons who want to accuse me of things. I know. Well, Claire, we're not getting anywhere. energy into a bunch of morons who want to get used to me of things. I'm no. Well, clearly we're not getting anywhere. So I just want to have fun on this Zara branded cotton run. We're sure it's beautiful.

Let's swim. Let's have fun. So now they all decide that they want to have fun and they're going to swim in everything. And Angie, like, I guess since Whitney is going to go swimming, she takes out her extensions. So Angie, like, rep puts them on and then is like greek I guess since Whitney's gonna go swimming, she takes out her extensions. So Angie, like, rep puts them on and then is like, greek dancing with the Whitney's extensions around her waist. Look at me, I am hilarious, icon.

I'm made for a gift. Ah! And then it just keeps going on too long. And then they show people swimming and then birds flying and then late is like an hour later. And Angie's still like, do you have enough? Is this enough footage of me dancing in a week's guard?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so then Meredith sits down with Angie and she goes, loggy, Angie, I can't believe I have to have a scene with Angie. How how far the mighty have fallen in my right hand Okay, so listen Angie, I know that there's a lot of stuff going on this and citing a lot of issues But I do think that we need to sit down and have a talk and my mortified I am. But you know what, consider it your dollar in the salvation army, Tim. Okay, have a seat. I don't know what to believe,

Samarit goes, well, the reason I called Manica is some of the things that were in some of those DMs were things that she had already mentioned to me. And that's why I said, does you got a DM like that was it that was it and it was nothing more but then why would you even entertain this or ask her to look at that DM if I got a fragile and DM about someone that I knew that was bullshit I wouldn't even say did you see this because who gives a shit well

how would she know she doesn't know you, listen, if somebody sends anybody a DM saying, oh my god, listen to all this gossip about this person, we know. We're all opening that DM. What the fuck is wrong with you? Especially. It is up to nobody to say I refuse to engage in this. It's gossip.

I'm reading it. Let's say I had like a, like I was deeply angry at, let's say I was deeply angry at like, don't even start it. Diane Keaton. Not even started it. Let's say Diane Keaton. Let's say I was really angry at Diane Keaton, okay?

And then Ronnie, we're on a plane, you're like, well, I heard this about Diane Keaton. I heard this and there's a rumor going around that she's actually poor. And there's a rumor going around that she actually hates wearing a tie all the time and she loves color, but now she's committed to the bit. I heard that and I'll be like, oh, okay, well, sure, she's a bitch. I hate her.

And then like two weeks later, I get a DM that's like, this just in. You may not know this, but Dan Kaden hates really loves color and she's like, she's overly committed to her bit and she's poor. She's really poor. I'll be like, Ronnie, remember that stuff you were saying? Someone just sent it to me also, isn't that crazy? That's like a normal thing. Someone just sent it to me also, isn't that crazy? That's like a normal thing. Yeah, and Andy's like, and you thinking that

Diane Weist was the same. Wait a minute, don't get your Diane's confused. Yeah, I mean, we're not completely able to come back from. I'm kidding. He'd miss Matt the same as a lad, and it's Matt the same as a Lane. All right, real quick, Let's rank the dianns. Okay, I go weast and Keaton then Lad then lane your turn Angie

None of them are Greek Well, okay, you got me there finally one decent point I'm not sure if any of that's true. If that was a mistake, sorry everybody. All right, go ahead and talk about whatever you want. To mafia mafia, bang bang bang, I'm very terrified. Okay. And she's like, well, you were saying that you were scared of me because I'm in the mafia.

Remember Tim being fair. The word was Greek mafia. I don't think any was scared of the Greek mafia. I mean, my goodness. What are they gonna do? Give you an olive with a seed in it? I remember once watching actually a very effective film starring Diane Ladd about the Greek Mafia and the most violent part was when a card drove buying through a pita at someone on the street. It's really not a very afraid of the Greek Mafia. I've got to say. It's time for commercial.

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like, why would I want to be around you? Every time we see each other it's unpleasant and you just don't stop, okay? And so Put yourself in my shoes. Why okay now you're looking at you right now now you see you Why would you want to hang out with that? Do you see what you are? Okay now since you're me right now doodleodle-a-do, do it out loud. Doodle-a-doot. Okay, can you see five minutes ago when you were dancing around and skirt me as a pair? Why would I?

We held on, do some more doodledoos. Doodle-a-do-do, okay, now we're in Palm Springs. Look, you just called you a trampoline with eyes. Does that nice to you? Okay, beautiful to do again. Okay, that's the wrong mafia. And she is someone who can help Angie with her mafia storyline. Oh God. Now we're in Park City. It's 1928 and some mobster just came out of a little restaurant. Don't scratch that either. Angie, is that your dad coming out of the restaurant with him? Oh no, it's a lumpia dukkah, it's never mind.

Let's doodly do back to present. Doodly. First, second, I get a new couch. Bueller gets jumps on it and just starts scratching the fuck out of it, dude. That's why I had to get a new couch, could we not? Oh, did he make what was he affecting the fabric with his scratching with his digging? He will eventually there's no view or proof fabric. Okay, well welcome new couch.

You're gonna last about five minutes. Okay, thank you to everybody. Check it out. Okay, turn on. Oh, God, it's a hair skirt. Okay, scar face and a hair skirt. Oh, Jesus. That was a mafia.

You get what I mean. You know, where are we in time? I'm regretting having gone on this time machine because you're stuck in my body right now and I'm just sort of this empty presence and we're traveling through time together. Would you care to do toly do one more time and you get us somewhere productive? Dootily, dootily, dootily, dootily, doot Lee do one more time, Angie? Get us somewhere productive. Do to Lee do to Lee do to Lee do.

Oh, where are we? Oh, we're in a sofa shop and there's Ronnie Karen buying a sofa. Should we tell him to stop? No, she'll be telling Ronnie. She'd buy us a crate along with that sofa. Okay, so Angie is like, okay, but that is all I wanted from you. Some acknowledgement, she acknowledged nothing, by the way. Meredith sat Angie down.

Okay, Meredith is accused of sending DMs to ruin Angie's life and reputation, and her response is, well, why would I like you? Would you like to calm down a bit? Meredith is doing a great job of getting yourself out of this hole. She's like, okay, they all hate me. There's nothing I can really say. So let me chill out Angie and let me just kiss up to Lisa, which is what she's going to do in the next scene.

And she'll just then she just gets herself out of the hole. You're pretty much and it seems to work because Angie's like, oh, okay, I will be nicer. And then she tells us, I don't trust Mary did, but if she's willing to take some accountability, I'll give her a chance and see if she can't be trusted, but if she continues to stride my reputation, I am like a plate of green oil and lemon left after we tried to serve toomas. Done! I am done! Okay, so what kind of threat is that? If she threatens to ruin

your life again? How many times do you get to ruin somebody's life? You know, next season they're going to be best friends too. That's the funny part. Yeah. Basically, this season they're viewed as base off of literal nothing So Meredith to Meredith goes up to Heather and Lee as such as wow And you know I spoke and I made her realize by stepping into my shoes how awful she is and she saw the off- and us of herself and you know, I think the final conclusion is she's gonna Take a hit out on me He's gonna take a hit out on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least so literally, because,

wait a minute, you're lying. I didn't realize she said that. Yeah, she's lying, she says, oh my god, I'm just kidding. Violence is not the best song. I was like, wait, what? Wait, what? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

So they are gonna go out to dinner tonight at a place called Blue and Meredith, they're in this winter van and Meredith leases in the back and Meredith slinks up to her and goes, hey, so you might not be thrilled with me, but I do want to share something with you because Brooks is excited. He put the square peg in the square hole. So we just want to get on FaceTime and congratulate him. Are you okay with that? Mm-hmm.

He got signed with Ford models. And they say, oh my God, he did not. What? And so now they're like girlfriending back there, which is weird. I mean, this is so much so it was weird. It's like, oh, there, I'm gonna be like, oh my God, we'll talk about Brookstein.

They're saying he might land the Gerbercon tract. I don't know, fingers crossed. So Monica's watching it. She's like, wow, wow. She's like shocked that they could be friends again. As if Monica has not had so many pivots with women in this group, right? So she goes,

it's basically like, you're a sense of me girl. Like why all of a sudden can like Meredith and Lisa be like screaming at each other? And then like Meredith can be like kissing Lisa's ass. I don't know, maybe the same way that you could be literally screaming at Lisa at Whitney's event and then choosing Lisa to be the one that you bring to visit your family in Bermuda.

Or the way you were screaming at Angie and now you're kissing her ass while trying to throw someone new under the bus. I mean, come on. Not a criticism, by the way. I fully support all of it. I'm just saying, that's how it happens. So Meredith is telling Lisa like,

Oh, you know what, Brexie, Sam, let me tell you, it's not really important, did that? He said, Ma, lean into Lisa, because Lisa really knows who you are at the end of the day. Why didn't they enter the clip of Lisa being like, Oh my God, she's a slot no horror. She's thought to half of New York City.

At least I'm not posing with my family, posi family, posters, parkers, all posies, all of you. Parker posies all of you. Parker posies. So then Wendy's elsewhere in the Spirits van, what you saying, how she's really enjoying

sleeping in her own bed. And she goes, guess what? My husband is. My husband. My husband has a very nice nose for going down. And if anybody wants a lesson on how to use a nose, let me know. Uh-huh.

Oh my God, I hope no one calls you sexy with me. Oh no, watch out. Someone might think you're sexy with me. Stupid with me, trying to start a fight about someone sex-shaming her while bringing up, getting fucked with somebody's nose. I mean, you can't.

It's just like, Heather, do you want to talk about, would you like a nose in your vagina? What kind of nose did you like to go down on you? And Heather's like, oh, Whitney Rose, we all know my boundaries, so please respect them. Thank you. You and Monica could talk about acidical day law. I'm not going to. And then I have others, of course. I mean, then Whitney is, of course,

very offended by this. Yeah, she's like, I'm not talking about acidity. Didn't they just talk about acidity? Or was that another house? So, which house? Housewives show where they talk. It was Miami.

They talked about acidity this week, this past week. Was it Miami? Oh, yeah, with Kiki. I get like what's your king? I get my ass eaten out. And they're like, what? Oh my goodness. Hey Kiki, what is ass taste like? And she went like us. So when you guys, here we go again,

Heather is uncomfortable. So now she has to keep shaming me instead of empowering me. Empower? What, what? Oh, okay. No one shamed you. She, you asked, you asked her to share her experiences with guys going down on her

and like how the nose was like. And she said, I don't wanna talk about that. It is not empowering you for her to share her, her like no, no stories. Whitney is trying so hard with the sex shaming story line, like literally nobody cares. Okay. So Heather's just laughing, by the way, Heather's not taking any of the series. See, because Whitney's drunk as hell.

Amanaki is even like, um, your nipples, uh, uh, so Heather's just assuming like, okay, whatever, you know, she says, I'm confused by your boundaries. Oh no, Whitney says, Heather, I'm so confused by your boundaries sometimes. And she's like, same. Same. So now they get back to the house.

And Whitney comes to Monica's room. No, Monica goes to Whitney's room. No, Whitney goes to Monica's room. Okay, thanks. I wrote it like that. Monica has like, is Monica goes to Whitney's room. No Whitney goes to Monica's room. Okay, thanks. I wrote it like that. Monica has like a glam. Is that how it happened? Do do do do do do do.

Monica has like this random glam guy named Ande. So Whitney comes in and she wants to use the glam. And Monica's like literally I felt like I was like on another planet girl. Like truly like that like on that fucking rain home. Like I feel like Meredith down nose, like oh, Monica's not doing what I want anymore. So I have to switch back to Lisa to make Monica

the piece of shit now. And it feels like Monica, like I just feel like Meredith's just like living out here alone because she came here with me with like all this crap and now I have to do like damage control and now I've gotta get them back up my side. Yeah. That's what you expect, Meriteth.

Because no one is victimized. No one is being mean to you at all. Meriteth could have screamed at you and yelled at you and told everybody this girl is a compulsive fucking liar and she's crazy. I don't even know what she's talking about. She's the one who started all this stuff and now she's coming in here and playing this little girl act. I don't know what this girl is.

She could have done that, but she didn't. She talks to people individually to try and clear her own name without giving you any attitude and everybody's still on your fucking side calling her a liar. So who's victimizing you here? Exactly. It's typical, typical that she's making herself the fucking victim. People like this are just so this, you know? And everyone keeps saying online,

oh my God, her narcissistic mother, I don't doubt it. I would agree with that assessment. But you know what? She's churning it out of the factory as well, you know? It's like, you can't be mad at the keyboard elf and then like keep standing one of its cookies, you know what I mean? At some point, you gotta. That's exactly what I was going to say. At some point you got to be like, you know, I need to question the taste of this cookie.

You can't see an ELFudge and then keep, you know, don't get mad at ELFudge and then go back to the tree. Okay. So, by the way, I love... That's absolutely amazing. We're talking about cookies. Okay. So, by the way, I love. I'm not saying we're talking about cookies. We're talking about cookies. Where it is like, hey, Keepler F, I notice you have a big nose. Have you ever thought about going down on a grand woman? They're like, oh, we have our boundaries. I fed an entire Keepler elf inside of me.

Oh my God, you fucking Kepler elf. Shamer! Shamer! Shamer! That was a visual. So Winnie goes... How could you write in your book that I sat on an entire Kepler elf? I sat on an entire kebler elf. I believe you. I mean, there's not, there's a, the line between Justin and a kebler elf is not, it's, it's a little blurrier than one might think if you really.

Justin is seven feet tall. Did you know that in real life? He's huge. I saw but like at a bravo con I was like no wonder that guy has tall privilege. I see it now He's so tall. You're just like oh my god. You're just so cute I mean not that I think he's ugly or cute like I've never really thought about it But good Lord when he's tall. I'm just like you win. I just you know about it, but good Lord, when he's tall, I'm just like, you win. It's, you know, Samaritan. Marriottles are just like tall.

You know, Justin just doesn't treat Whitney right. Like when you've got a fish on the lawn, you've got to hold that fish and treat it beautifully. And now you're letting that fish go back into the water, but that was a beautiful fish. It's like, okay, KJT. I'm calling mommy. So, now we get ready to weird whistle music. Have you noticed that we don't get the Ha music as much? I guess because we're in a room here.

You know, it's like they're keeping the Ha music only for Salt Lake City. What's that kind of effect? But you know what, that was so funny. I forgot to mention this. And this was a really urgent point. And I actually woke up in the middle of night thinking about it. I'm so mad I forgot to mention it.

They used some Ha music on Southern hospitality this week. I don't know if you noticed, but at one point, like Oshin sat down in a chair and then it went, it was like definitely music. Like the music was like, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, and then I think it was Oshin or Trevor

or someone sat down and went, and I was like, oh my God, it's the Salt Lake City music being repurposed on Salt Lake. Well, that's what Bravo does until you've proven your worth, until you've earned your stripes. They will use music from other shows, and they will not pay you. They will not pay people in a show. Those people are still probably all making $5,

and they're gonna be using the soundtrack from every other Bravo show for a while. But Salt Lake City should be sacred. Leave that musical alone. Yeah. So, matter than an angier ready for dinner first, they're just sort of sitting together in the in the foyer kind of making small talk. Just wow, look at you. I mean, you're you're very pastelly and you're, I mean, I personally wouldn't chose this app. If you'd like to step into my body and look at yourself again, you can and you'd see

I'm horrifying. You'd be if you saw yourself right now. So it's super awkward because they're both sitting there way too dressed up. Like I literally don't even care where they're going. They're just already too dressed up because that's the theme. And Meredith's shoulder pads. Donnie being care where they're going they're just already too dressed up because that's the theme and Meredith shoulder pads Meredith is like, you know what you guys think I'm gonna show up in anyone different I'm gonna be Meredith marks times Meredith marks square plus Meredith marks minus a discount for the four people

Her shoulder pads are like out to here. They're like six feet. It looks like a biplane. Yeah. She is, she is like an Amelia Air. I just wish she had like little goggles on and she would have looked like an actual pilot in a plane. But she's like, listen, you are not going to, this is her armor.

She's like, okay, we're going to to war fine. I've got my armor on I got full-shoulder pads and blazer on and you're not gonna take me down Yeah, she's come with her full metal blazer So now they go to blue Bermuda and they sit at this table and they're all taking selfies They're like, oh my god. Look at this beautiful view as if the view's any different from the other views. And so they take selfies and the producers are asking them how many selfies they've taken in their lifetime. And Whitney's at like 7,000 or so and Heather's at 11,000.

And then Lisa is at 28,802. Which wow. I don't know if I see any selfies I'm taking. Oh, let's see. Although, does it keep track of selfies you've taken with the Instagram story app? Okay, albums. Don't you do them off the app first and then post them or what? Well, because theoretically I could do like going to a story.

Okay, this- I only have 4,887 and I think that's not too bad. Okay, I'm going, I'm, I'm, hold on, where are my selfies? I'm looking, it's an album, right? Yeah, you scroll down and the, it's not a picture, it doesn't have a picture saying it's an album, you have to scroll down to where they're listed as words, mediator.

Oh, I have 1200 selfies, which I'm sorry. Oh my gosh. Well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense that I'm about 4G. I have 8G as narcissistic as you. 4,800, 4887. Wow. Yeah, I only have, yeah, only 1200.

But listen, you know what? You know what, I don't like this. I actually don't like taking selfies because I don't like the angle I achieve with. I'm so used to like my mirror face, that selfie face is really hard for me. It's disturbing. Selfie face is good for me

because I can control like what my necks look like. The problem for me is lower. You know, when people take them from lower or when you accidentally turn on your webcam while you're on your laptop, and then you see yourself like from the, you know, I'm gonna take from lower or when you accidentally turn on your webcam while you're on your laptop, and then you see yourself like from the, you know, the keeper of view. I'm taking a selfie right now.

Well, the other thing is that a lot of times in the photo, in the preview, I'm like, oh, this looks good. And then when the photo actually comes out, I'm taking it. Smile. I don't know why I told myself to smile. I think it was just so that way people could,

but then, this is cute. Oh, it's so funny, the screen screen, so it's screen screened on the phone too. There's my selfie. Yeah, that's a good one. I think it's a cute selfie. Yeah. I haven't posted on my Instagram in a second, so I'll post it right now. Okay, go on. Okay, well, you know, you're at work.

So then Monica. It counts as work. It's promotion. Monica's like, I forgot my ex-hedron and my head and it's coming back. Oh my god. I don't like the right set of my face just doesn't feel right. Heather's like, oh, maybe it's Bill's palsy. I had that. Wow. Thanks Heather. You know, sounds great. And she's like, no, you would know if you had it. I had it. And you know, I still only have 98% of my face back

and I had to get my Costco card with Bellas Paulsy. That's right, I was like this. And I mean, I had to go to church, I'd be like, welcome to church. And I was like that. It was like so awkward. Like really nobody wanted to be on my private planet. My life, so, island, if you will,

and I believe the metaphor is an island, and I'm not talking about Burmuna, remember when I sat that earlier? My experience with Costco photos is that, like, honestly, I think Bill's policy would actually improve the photo. I feel like I've never taken a good Costco photo. Like they are actually, like, they are wild. They're like, oh, because they're like, okay, on the count to three, get ready, three, two, one, just kidding,

we already took the photo while you were talking to us. Because I was like, oh. They're really that. And when I got mine just recently, because I'm a new member. So when I went in and got mine, I told the lady, can you please make sure it's hot? And she went, it's hot. And then I looked at it, I was like, no, it's not hot. She goes, well, why not?

And I was like, I'm so pasty and old and she just shrugged at me like she can't help the facts that I'm pasty and old And I thought, you know what? Fuck this store. She's so I bought five pounds of M&Ms and I left And the shoes, here comes one right now. So, okay, let's go back to this. So Heather's like, you know, she's like, Bell's palsy came from stress because my husband left, the kids were young, I got paralysis when I entered the dating scene. You know how it goes, guys.

You don't know this if you read the book. You would all know this. And so then Monica looks to Meredith and goes, guys, you don't know this if you read the book. You would all know this. Um, and so then Monica looks to Meredith and goes, are you crying? Which I'm not sure Meredith was crying, but I think that was her way of trying to get Meredith's attention. It was, no, she's, are you sure? Cause like, let's talk, let's talk about this because I'm like getting like really weird energy and like frankly Meredith, I don't like it. Matthew's, well, I don't like it either. Quite I don't like it either, frankly, and I am upset. Well, I am upset because I saw you doing screaming

at each other and then you go back on the bus and like, Lisa, and you're like, hey, and you're like, you're mad at me. Like, you won't look at me and you won't talk at me. And like, you're just like, sucks. It's like I'm getting emotional right now. And she goes, well, my not allowed to talk to Lisa? I mean, we're from the talking building, Lisa.

And Lisa said, Yeah, you know what, here's a thing. I feel like I get very hard today, but it's like a sister thing. Like me and my sister's fight all the time. I can be like, Die batch. And then we can go like shopping

for a minute later in my ride. Eee. Well, I made a choice. type-edge and then we can go like shopping for minutes later in my ride. Well, I made a choice when we reconciled our friendship to accept you Lisa as who you are and part of who you are is someone who is not very bright and someone who screams a lot and someone who I think that we all in general don't take seriously. And I thought, you know what, if you screaming, it's like the same is looking at a lost animal on the side of the freeway, so don't take it too personally. And that's it, right?

I'm not a cuss like, but you're so mad at me. And she says, well, I didn't say I'm not mad at Lisa. Okay, that's not the right answer. Just say, I'm, who said I'm mad at you? I've done nothing to you, lady. And so, Lisa goes, yeah, you know what? There's like a step in the middle between like, made up and like mad.

And we're like at this step in the middle. Monica says, well, I went like a middle step too because like you won't talk to me or look at me. And that's like not who we are Meredith. No, who you are is so as a pair of friends who became friends talking shit. And then you went and took every single thing that you were talking about,

implored to do it out in public. That's not cool. I wouldn't want to be friends with you either. I mean, listen, one of the most important things in life and on housewives, but especially in life, is being able to talk shit with your friends. I can put up with a lot,

but if somebody gets me to open up, you know how people get you to open up by talking shit to you and then that's like, oh my god, floodgates open and then you just become a total monster and start talking massive shit to, like that's how it works. And I'm a higher moral caliber, so I'm a part-tell. Let me put it this way. Do you remember what a nice person you were before you met me? Okay, yes. Doodle-y-do, doodle-y-do. Doodle-y-do, doodle-y-do.

So yeah, when you open those floodgates and then the person betrays you and goes and tells everybody what you were talking about, fuck off. You're a terrible friend. Yeah. So Martha goes, well, let's move on. She's like, okay, and take it to bed then. Like, sort of acting like, fine, well, let's move on. I'm just gonna go, okay, and take it to bed then. Like, sort of acting like fine, we'll go to sleep angry. So Martha goes, so does anyone have any fun summer travel plan?

And I know Jen Shaw doesn't. So then Lisa starts talking about Jack. He's gonna be living for his mission on July 24th. And she's just like, you know I'm having so much fun here, like here in Bermuda going to Zara and everything on the water, like that was great, but like I'm also feeling like I'm losing days

and like I can't think about it. Or I'm gonna cry, I just know that like, it's just like never really coming home again. Ah, it's like the part that's hard for me. It's just like the thought of not having again. Ah, it's like the part that's hard for me. It's just like the thought of not having him. Ah! Open the window with you. Ah!

Ah! Someone call this the ultimate betrayal by your son, right? Sounds like Hagrid trying to take a poo. But, ah! So, what is pioneer day? Is that more minting? I guess so. I guess that's the day, maybe that's the day

that all the mission, missionaries go off. Completing a treacherous thousand mile Exodus and ill and exhausted, Brigham Young and fellow members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day, saying it's arrived in Utah's great Salt Lake City. So there you go. I was like, wow, how does everybody Utah's Great Salt Lake City. So there you go. I was like, wow, how does everybody know what Pioneer Day is?

But there you go. Just to lie to me for one day. Is that what it is? It is. Wow. Yeah. Huge day of Pioneer is a big day. Really?

It's a big day. It's a Pioneer Day. So Whitney's like, you know, these's behaviors and emotions have been all over the place, but hearing her open it open up and Sound like you know she's gonna be sad with that jack. I can't even imagine Bobby leaving neck the nest I don't even want to think about it. Okay, I'm gonna stop thinking now Sorry I'm crying because I'm thinking about waving goodbye to Bobby as she drives her golf cart down the street after college. So now they go off to this bar, it's like that bar in Charleston we went where there is all these dollars stapled to the roof.

Yeah, this is the oldest bar in Burmuteau. And so they go to it because you call it the frizzle or swizzle in or something like that So they go and I like this group can just fit in anywhere They just don't like they just don't walk in like tourists just kidding. Here's how they all walk in Oh my god There's like dollars on this ceiling. This is oh my god when it cranes you I'm gonna go walks in like waving your phone around like oh my god. I know she does Well, it walks him like waving her phone around like, oh my God. I know she does. Well, it's also, it's another appropriate visual metaphor to put these ladies into a bar where they are like

with arms reach of wealth, but they are not actually allowed to take it. So they're all the dollars on the ceiling, and Lisa probably was like, oh my God, like, I know I'm even still the money, are you sure sure cuz I've got a cybersecurity team if you need that yeah it's my ring so anti's like do you guys want to play a game and like no Monica goes no we're not starting shit anti so Lisa's like okay I've got a fun game. Who hears red hethers book?

Hello, wow. It's funny, right? No one, no one, no one. Going once, going twice, going who reads anymore. That's a follow-up question. Who here came up with an inventive rap to promote the book? Me, me, I did. So, hethers like, well, you know what?

It doesn't matter if anyone's read it. It matters who bought it. Right? And then I just like, I bought your book and Monica saying that she bought on audio and everything and they asked her how many she sold and Heather says it's in the numbers and the tens of thousands and then almost in the light start flickering in the bar

and they're like, oh my God, it's the Bermuda triangle. What's happening? Something spooky. So then Whitney decides that now's her time, right? So she's like, happy. It was the, because it was the producers literally flicking the lights.

I can't, Whitney, start your scene. Come on. Whitney has always been the best producer plant. She does whatever they want her to. I mean, I will never forget that top golf scene. Where Whitney literally went, can we start again? Because she was like during her shit stir and she kept messing up her lives.

Like, can we just start over again? No Whitney. We're rolling with me. Okay. Now Whitney, when we flip the lights, that means it's time for you to start using Heather at the end. Exactly. Go. Exactly.

And so she's like, okay, Heather, when I read your book, I was like, you did not read that book. You opened it five minutes ago on this trip. Okay. And it's more than a page long book with me. Scan for your name. Yeah. She goes, you know, last night you were so uncomfortable to talk about sex and then last night was like hard for me and you told her to shut the fuck up, but then you openly write about my sexuality in your book. Note all of this is wrong. Everything she just said is wrong. So I've read your book is a lie.

Okay. Next, last night you were so uncomfortable to talk about sex with her. No, she wasn't. She was uncomfortable being asked about her daughter's sex life. Okay. Last night was hard for me. No, it wasn't. You were smiling the whole time.

You told her to shut the fuck up and you openly write about my sexuality in your book. She barely talked about you and she did not talk about your sexuality. Stop trying to be important with me, okay? Look. There's a poll, go. I wrote the book and had nothing to do with your sexuality. I told an anecdote about you soliciting me for a boulevard photo.

I was taking my clothes off, slinging my panties as you said, and that's exactly what happened with me. And is there shame in that? There's not shame in that. And with me, it's like, I find a hypocritical, you want to talk about your own sex life, but you'll write about mine in your book. Yeah, there's like, I don't want to talk about Whitney's sex life in my book. I don't talk about Whitney's sex life in my book.

I describe when I first met her. I was a Boudoir photographer photographer and she was a sexy model. Then when he goes, and you never asked permission to write about it, I asked you three or four times, and you said, take out the part where I say it's my decision to take my panties off, and I did.

I took it out at your request and you know what it was. You're missing the point. No, you just accused her of not getting your permission to be in the book and she just said that she did it and now you're not gonna deny it and instead call it say she's missing the point you are fucking lying as usual. Hmm. Heather's like, what's what need trying to do? Take credit for the book being a bestseller because she and my friends are in it. It's not true, we discussed my book a hundred times. She knows what's in it. It's called Bad Mormon, not bad shitty friends, and whatever you do call it, please buy a copy of it

because it's available anywhere you find books like Hudson News at the airport. Do you won't talk about your own sex life? Because Monica's like, maybe we should just get back to that fucking chapter so we all know what hell's going on. Grr, and Whitney says, you exploited my sexuality in your butt. And she's like, oh my God, do you even know what you're saying right now?

Whitney, because you sound like an idiot. I do sound like an idiot. Well, you sound like a hypocrite. No, she does that Whitney Rose smart look where she's like, mm-hmm. She's like, smiles really big and nods. Like, it's very every Westcott. I nailed it. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. And then Heather, you know, and the good thing is like rallying behind anyone's impossible because everyone's so ridiculous, right? Heather's like, I am an actual New York Times bestselling author. Okay, and you are a ridiculous bitch for even trying to say that. I'm gonna leave now move. And she gets up and just starts pushing her out of the way.

And she says no. And she tries to hold her and then Heather kind of stumbles. She goes, don't put your hands on me. No, you're the one touching me. You are lucky. There are no plantation shutters to throw your ass against right now, okay? Then why aren't you always like

in closing her in a situation whenever you confront her? Also, this bar is the size of a shoebox, and there's like other people in it, and they're all looking, but they're all getting kind of shoved out of the way. At one point, when Heather's trying to get out of her out of her seat,

I don't know if you noticed this, she just knocks Angie out of her stool. She just takes Angie's stool and just knocks it to the ground, and she's like, oh, bah, just falls against the ground and she's like oh Just falls against the barge. I can't be out of here Well, there's also a group of fans who I don't know if they followed them in or what but all these late all these blonde ladies come in there

They start like screaming at that. Yeah, I'm waving It was hilarious So then she's got just just, there's like, Jesus Whitney. And she goes, and then when he goes, you took my shoe off. You exploited my shoe. Expited my shoe for your book. And then, Heather's like, you're exploiting your own sexuality right now. You're wearing it. Because she's wearing like a really sexy little dress.

And she leaves and Whitney's just smiling and she goes, wow everybody, holy shit. So Whitney follows Heather outside. They're in this parking lot. Whitney is like, these are my feelings, Heather. And Heather's like, she's like, whether it's not fair that you sexier and monika

and exploit my sexuality in your book, why are you so defensive about it? Heather I want to have a conversation with you or you're just gonna exploit that also for your next book. Oh My god, so Heather is like booking it up the street. Okay Following her going stop. It's like no, I don't want to stop. Now Whitney is just behind her going you excited my vagina you Exploded my vagina your boy Hello fat to her to stay away from me tell her to stay away from me right now You exploited my vagina Whitney is such a fucking moron. I love it. I've really grown to love with me

What a thing. Shameless. She is calling his moments. She's like, you exploited something I did for my husband in your book. And that's a goddamn truth. And that's why you're running away and can't say to my face because you know I'm right to stop fucking lying on your shoes. Oh my god. Just yelling. You exploited my vagina in your book over and over again. It was killing me up. I mean, it was killing me. So then the producer was like, Heather, stop.

Please don't make me walk. I don't get paid enough for this. And Heather's like, just stop. Just stop. I don't want anyone talking to me. And the producer goes, okay, but I'm going to stay right here. Right by your second. Oh, and then. It's time gonna be a finale

party, but I think there will be because I think in the trailer they did show shots of Jack leaving finally on his mission. I thought he left like five episodes ago, but he still isn't left. But wow, this finale looks utterly utterly insane. I can't wait to see how it all shakes out. I can't wait for the reunions. I just I don't know. The season's just been absolutely stupendous. Yeah, it has been a very very good one. And thank you guys for being with us. We're not going to wrap this up until it's a different year. I mean, that's crazy. It's going to, you guys, everything's going to change by the time we find out what the ultimate betrayer lose.

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