Watch What Crappens - #2268 RHOBH Part 1: Taco Feuds Day

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stick around for part 2 dropping soon!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Joining me today is my favorite. My absolute favorite, Mr. Ronnie Karen. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, how are you? Oh my God. Marcel. Wow, it was the night before Christmas break and all through the podcast, not a coffee was stirring,

not even a, I'm not gonna finish that. But the terrible is terrible. It was terrible. It was terrible Christmas. It was a horrible Christmas poem parody. But I'm really excited. We got, it's late at night for us. It's even later for Ronnie

because he's in a different part of the country. And we are going to be recapping Beverly Hills. We're doing it tonight because come tomorrow, Thursday, we are going on vacation. We have bumped up our recording schedule, so that way we can eat out one extra day of vacation. But what this also means though, is that we are gonna have kind of an interesting

Southern Charm recap this week. So Bravo released the first six minutes. So we are going to recap the first six minutes of Southern Charm, and that will be the Southern Charm recap, because let's be honest, there probably won't be that much after that anyway. And then we're also going to talk about Miami on that episode. So keep an ear out for that one. That's going to actually be fun.

Maybe we could do a predictive, we could predict how the rest of the episode will go, but that's because we're going on vacation, guys. Sorry, we're going on vacation. But also the benefit is that we are going to do a late night Beverly Hills recap and what a night to have a late night Beverly Hills recap because the show was sort of Fibley bonkers. I've had a very bravo day so far today, Ronnie, by the way. What do you do? Well, as we all know, my sewing journey continues to putter along. So this afternoon, I took myself to mood home of project runway

fashions or fabrics I should say. So I felt very bravo. I was walking you in and I wanted to be like, thank you, mood, but I was like everyone probably does that. So I did that and then this is, okay, this next story, I'm gonna tell you right now, it has a bad payoff, but for me it made me excited, but I know it's a story that probably only I have to like tell it

Otherwise, I just have to get it out, but it's stupid, but it's probably related So I was driving up La Brea Avenue, and there's a little guy I was stopped at a light and I looked to my left and there was a gallery there Like right by like third street or something and I saw an interesting piece of art in there. And I was like, that art looks interesting. I would like to go back and see that art. So I looked at what the gallery was. I took that as a name in my mind.

I was like, okay, remember this. It was called Long Story Short, which is ironic considering what's happening right now. And considering our life, considering the next three hours. That this is a long story. Extremely long. and considering our life, considering the next three hours. That long story, extremely long. Long story long, as Michelle Collins would say, but this one has no payoff. But then I, so I was like, I looked it up on my phone,

I said, what is this gallery, long story short, and then I was looking and I said, artists, artists at this gallery, artists that we were showing. This person, this person, this person, and then all of a sudden, Victoria Dillaceps. And I was like, oh! It's like the world of Bravo. It is everywhere.

Everything comes back to Bravo. Count just the Wands daughter showed at this gallery on the Braia. Wow, and you didn't know that? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure you weren't having like a little stalky, stalky kind of memory? I really did it.

I was just like, I have to say, I've known you for a long time now, and I've literally never heard or seen you say, I need to go back and check out that piece of art. I've never heard you. Well, no, that's what I don't feel like that. I don't know, that's what I don't feel like that. Okay, so what's funny about it is, we need art in this house.

Okay, we've been in here for like three years and we don't have art. And I'm always like, I want to find the art organically, I want it to be something that like I feel, but like so then when I saw art, I was like, that looks interesting. I mean, it's probably way too expensive anyway, but I saw it and I was like, that was interesting. I want to jot down. I want to feel sophisticated. I want to go to a gallery and pretend like I'm going to buy something and then I'm just going to get something

from my key instead. So the fact that I had this impulse to be like Ben, remember this gallery and then I looked up the gallery and it was like, it was not Victoria Delisub's work, but it was connected to Countess Lewand in some way. I felt like, I felt like fate for me. I was not her work because I was going to say if Luanne in some way. I felt like feet from me. I was not her work, because I was gonna say if there's organic artwork out there,

it's probably hers. I feel like hers is like, it's my armpit hair. Friend. Probably $9,000. Probably. Feel like that's some Victoria Dola subs art. I'm really glad that I have made everyone listen

to this ridiculous story about an art gallery in Victoria Dola. I. I'm really glad that I have made everyone listen to this ridiculous story about an art gallery in Victoria Dola. I like it. I like it. I like to do going to mood and going to the art. Thank you, it's going to a gallery. I don't even know how to say it. The art in place.

Driving past a gallery on the bridge avenue that's wedged between a burger shack and some sort of wickers. As art is, my friend. That is art is. Um, so that's where Shakespeare was discovered between the burger shack. On the brain of the... Victoria Delisep's framed poop.

Yeah, dog poop on the wall. Yeah, the brain of England. Um, okay guys, well guess what? We know that there's going to be some problematic aspects to today's episode because it's titled Feisty Fiesta. And can't make it go right. Feisty Fiesta, great work there. It just so silly, it just seems like Pat, like Pat from, you know what it felt like,

it felt like whoever, like the post-production supervisor's mom came and it was like her name was Pam. She's like, hey, why don't you name today's episode FIC-F-YES, it's a little FIC-ST, it's a FES. I think that's funny, why don't you work with it? Like, you know what, we don't have anything else, let's just take Pam's suggestion.

FIC-F-YES, FES. You know what else Pam is doing, writing the music for this show. I think they really can know what Pam. Listen, we have about $5 left of the budget. We've spent all of our budget trying to dry out Kyle Richards's hair and give her a Morgan Wade makeover whatever. We have no money left. Please write us some music.

So I can do this. What do you want? Rich things. Okay. And rich rich rich. I'm a bitch bitch bitch. I mean, I can't cry. The car is going fine. Going fine. Going fine. Going fine. Going fine. Okay. I'm a saying going fine. I'm in the pack and I'm in the pack and I'm still in the morning. Feeling not my form to register for target rewards. It's like, okay, Pam, you're a little bit off. You're gotta stay on message there. Okay, Pam, you're a little bit off. You gotta stay on message there. Don't forget to pal, pay me those HB gift certificate

to promise, okay. Go in fact. Hey, I got a payment on penis. No, it's called Venmo. Oh, sorry. Why did I call it Venmo? Fucking Pam. Who let Pam in charge of the tricksy monical booth?

Wow, it was a bad approach. Oh, great. The rid of them. This music is terrible. And I also have to say, Ronnie, thank you for bringing to my attention and some other, I'm sure many other people's attention. This shows problematic way of when they cut to a garcelle scene. They put on their weird Beverly Hills version of rap. And you know, after you mentioned that I had

like, I like some people reached out to me and were like, oh my God, I'm so glad that you guys mentioned that on the show because I totally think the same thing. And like, I didn't even pick up on it. It was Ronnie picked up on it. But now I couldn't, like, there was a scene where the music was like, I pull up gangster on it

or something like that, and it cuts to Garsell. We'll get to that point. It's in the nose. I wrote it in the notes, but it's something like that, and it cuts to Garcell. We'll get to that point. It didn't know you. I wrote it in the notes, but it's just like so on the nose. But that is. And I'm just laughing about it just because it's so, you know, white cringe. We all feel it. But this was a great white cringy episode, and in fact, by the way, I just, right before

I came down here, I went on Instagram and I saw, um, Doreep posted on her Instagram, like a picture of her like sweatshirt that's at like 90 supermodel and she goes like, in my bubble it happy about it or something like that or like happily in my bubble. I'm like that's, you know the end of bubble thing is not a considered a good thing to read you shouldn't be like, I know you want to try to own this moment, like I have ownership of it, turn it into a positive, but like, no, not this one. Not this one.

I applaud you for your clunky ass way of getting out of the hot seat. Like, I loved the way you just were shameless about that, but don't put yourself back in with this bubble caption. Right. Look at my new sweet shot, problematic. Fascinating. But that being said, I really have to applaud this show. And the reason why is for years, I personally complained that with a problem on Beverly Hills,

and I know many other people do, but I don't want to speak for other people, okay? But I felt like Beverly Hills, everyone would tip toe around things, don't really say things. And I have to say, this episode, they really were just like, they were kind of saying it. Like even Erica, I was not an Erica side. America, especially actually. Yeah, but I would say that's just like,

oh black lady is candidly saying certain words to black lady, is that that? That is it, that's a big secret that we're all wondering. That is a read. It's like, that is it, the rate. It's like, how many years do you have to... I'm to delete. Yes, by the way, I was on the side of that part. When I said I was not on Erica's side,

I was on the side for that part. I meant like the only fans, it was tacky as hell. It was so rude, but also like, you know what? Like I'm glad, like it was not another episode of insinuations. She just said something really kind of rude and tacky and now they'll deal with it. But like it's just I thought it was oddly refreshing. Well, this is the Eric I like when Erica's just what Erica has so many walls up that she's annoying, but she's always faking or trying to be something else.

But when she's just like, fuck you slut and you slut, daughter too. I'm like, yes, that's something I can't believe. That's kind of what we've always expected from Erica and she doesn't give it and doesn't give it. And then she'd they just find like in the last year they finally broke her down or she's like, I'm not explaining myself to you bitches.

That was so good. Or when she, when she was like, what do you mean the victims? I only care about me. Mama what I gonna fuck about is me. Fucking children victims of fire. What the fuck do I care? Like whatever she did was so insane

and Rina had to drag her away and be like, okay, that's enough. Like drag her back to the car and ask him, that's what I've needed this whole time. You know? So. I wasn't on her side, you know, because I thought it was,

I thought it was really shitty that like for what she said, which obviously we'll get into, but I was appreciative that she just went there like not like morally, like I wouldn't want that in real life, but I was appreciative that she just she just went there like not like morally like I wouldn't want that in real life but I was appreciative that she just was like you know what I'm on this show I'm just gonna say it you know what you want to talk with me to these I'm gonna say it and I she was like I'll go low because what else do I have to lose and it was so low it was terrible but I her as a reality star in that moment. Yes. Okay, well let's get into this show. We go

starting with the one we can't take our eyes off of. Crystal, Crystal in her backyard and her daughter's on like a little balance beam working on a cartwheel and she's doing a cartwheel, Zoe, and she's like, Mom, you know, I do a cartwheel and she's doing a cartwheel, Zoe, and she's like, mom, you know, I do a cartwheel on a beam. Because of course, Crystal doesn't know how to do a cartwheel on a beam. So I like that her daughter's already trolling her. And then, but then Crystal does it back to her.

She's like, come on, I don't want silver. I want gold all times. Like, good luck with those therapy bills. Yeah, there is something about parents wanting their kids to just be the best at everything that I think is admirable, but I think as a parent, there's just that part of you. I mean, I just put myself in those shoes. It's called empathy guys. So I'll get with it. I put myself in those shoes and I just want to push that little girl off for the fucking beam. What are you bring me? I paid for you. What was that?

I came up with there right now, Ronnie. Am Pathy. What? What's that mean? How do I do that? I'm just like I'm fucking do cartwheels before I could do that. Hey, little bitch doing cartwheels. You know what that Pathy means? I didn't think so she didn't know it either With this flying only plans fans or plans Only plans now there is there is a side I can get behind I'd be jerking off to that 24 hours a day just showing me different pictures of flam Yeah, no, I've actually Did you just grow out?

No, there's a there is a content career. There's some there's a guy who has a book out now I'm for Daniel's name, but he's like a young tiktok chef and on his Instagram bio It says something about only flans and I don't know if it's real or not. It's for me, but I support it I don't want anyone to think that he's all we are congrats I don't want anyone thinking you know, I do make a pumpkin flan every year, it's funny, but I support it. I don't want anyone to think when we do a rebar con Gratz. I don't want anyone to think because you know, I do make a pumpkin flam every year and it's called flan. So, but it does work better with this saying.

Sorry, only flam. I got a note from Pam and she says, actually, I'm pretty sure it's called flam. So, flam, flam, flam, cause I ran, ran, ran, I drive with van, van, van, and it's mini, many no Pam no budget Pam no No, but Melinda I called the Melinda and she said she loved it. So I think we should go with it Melinda Linda Linda gonna send this and this and this and this and some flan flam flam while I can can can Oh, it's only flam. Just remember Melinda just became lactose intolerant. Gosh, I'm oh, what are we gonna do about Melinda?

Am I right? Can't send her back to the center? The tools tools tools. Okay. I was gonna I was gonna go into a Melinda Tutan Prem Prem Prem just Melinda cramps cramps cramps cramps, just. Melinda cramps, cramps, cramps, like her cramps, cramps, cramps. He was rich, rich, rich, date of bitch, bitch, bitch, wait a minute, I'm just christened too much. That's just that. And we go from fan cramps.

Okay, so here we go, push that kid off the balance beam. There's my friends a little faster. So now here we go with some terrible song like, she's got kids, she's got children. And it's Garcelle with her kids. And she's like, what are your plans for this summer? And I fast forward it down it. Turned out to only be a two second scene. I don't care. I was like, I think the FF button on my remote control. And then we have Erica doing a photo shoot for her residency in Vegas. And we just hear Mikey off in the distance somewhere.

I'm not even joking. Like you just hear him somewhere in a different part of him going, oh my God, I love that. I can't. I come. I come. Bitch. And it's Erica looking very sexy and she has like a little mascot and then some lady probably her new mandra goes, they get to see nothing like this in a long time.

I'm like, they get literally see this every single day. Like literally every show and they get to look like this. No shade. I'm just saying don't act like this is revolutionary. Like there's literally people from like Quebec who are turning themselves into pretzels, wearing this outfit at whatever you call the Serptus Soleil. I'm just like, don't just don't gaslight me about this, okay? That's what I'm trying to say.

I'm not kidding, she's acting like the golden nugget just became a thing. Like Vegas is seeing this many, many times. Right. Many, many, many times. So sudden at Labelheim, so I love that she's is a lot more metragity. It is right. Isn't that what rent is based off of? It's not. I was going to ask if you ever went to this restaurant because I've never been to it after all these years. Of course not.

This is where, this is where, by the way, Peter and Rekel went on their date last season on Vittapart for a little so it's, you know, it's probably a lot of fancy. I mean, it's just like a tragedy. It just seems like such a fancy, rich person place to go. I've never, because it's on Santa Monica Boulevard in this random part, like across from Barney's Bienery.

And it just, it was alwaysery. And it was always like, it was always like build as like sort of a liberati kind of place, but I'm not sure if it is. Yeah, everything you said there's disturbing. God, Barney's Bienery. That clothes, right? I don't think so. I think it's alive and well.

Gross. Okay, so something like LaboM and so the lady's like, do we have a reservation? Who's we? Who's we? Just sit me down. Can I be alone? How about that?

How about I could just, how about I just sit alone and you don't fucking chain me for it on Christmas? Yeah, how about that, ma'am? Big time. Okay, and are you inviting yourself to my table? Who's the we? Shut up and show me a table.

How about that? Show me, get me a table and put it next to a very big white piano, please. That is where sudden winds up. Next to big white piano, I was expecting Ashley to show up and start coruning about like being a night end saving Diana from a dragon. Oh, the season.

To the season. This is ash or season. Most people think this is a mercury season, but they're wrong. It's actually ash or season. Hold on this is my carry season, but they're wrong. It's actually ash or season Hold on hold on I love this part Ericka just taken over the baby granted love oh him on Christmas. Oh God. Malinda loves that one. Malinda just loves old holy night But unfortunately last season ran to the bathroom. Yeah, that's when she found out about her and Tyler and stirring a concert Christmas concert right the high note Wow, yeah

Someone was singing old holy night. Linda just Sharted herself for the first time. That was that was a holy night. Yeah, you know Someone was hitting a high note Linda was hitting a high note, Linda was hitting a low note. It was not a good harmony. She was very holy. And by that, I mean, but holy. Holy night. Well, and I'll tell you one thing, it wasn't a salad night either. For Melinda. Yeah, I'll know because we saw what we saw everything in her stomach. I mean, no, because we saw what it would, we saw everything

in her stomach. I mean, the girl might have had, smart. Why are we talking? That's why I told Fred, no more flan before midnight mass. He said, but flan rhymes with can. He said, no, flan, no Fred, we can't, we flant have flam okay Yes, we flant You know put that in the song

So I'm so glad I came to visit your office today honey all these tales have to tell It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down, the Grinch. Same! It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end when the whole town is still singing

and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know. It hits me right in the fields. Best part is, Wondry has a new podcast starring The Grinch, and I think there's someone who wants to tell you more about it, Ronnie. Hi, it's me, the Grand Puba of Bahambad, the OG Green Grump, The Grinch. From Wondery, Tis the Grint Holiday Talk Show is a pathetic attempt by the people of Ruvil to use my situation as a teachable movement. So join me! The Grinch! Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas

cheer, grilling celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire! Your family will love the show! As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, so Sal comes. Wow. So certain goes, yeah, we do have a reservation. Thank you very much. His name is Sal. So I'm assuming you'll see it right there. Sal better call Sal. Look at it, look at it. Better isn't on there. Good. What's his last name?

Deban, Sal Deban. Huh. Don't know if I like that. So a sudden is like, she's like, this is my first date since that idiotic tweet, Alexandra has visited my house. She sent me up with this guy, Sal. And now first sets are always that, you know,

that butterfly moment, you know, and he knows like he could be the one. He's tall. He's handsome. He's a gentleman. And surely he doesn't have an overtact to his mother. I mean, this date has promise. And Sal comes in. Sal does not have promise. Okay. I don't know where they found Sal for yikes. Uh, self like, oh, good to meet you. Good to meet you. Oh, they give us our favorite table right in front of the baby grand.

Hey, doing, hey, doing, setting. What was this chair? This is crazy. Chair's a crazy, aren't they? That my mama loves chairs. So I didn't hate Sal at first. A lot of times on Real Housewives Day, it's the guys just sit there silently and it's like a dud.

So he was at least like social, but I noticed right away, he was not asking sudden any questions except like, oh, so you're from Georgia, we got from New York, well that's the land of mothers. I was like, you gotta ask your questions. He was very salesman-y to me.

I went to Ashley for an interview, she said, like, you'll sit on Ashley, I mean, that would have, what did they do to me? But if anybody's ever been in there, they have some very aggressive sales people. I'm like, can I just look around? You know what I mean?

I just, I said I'm just looking. Say, no, thank you, I'm just looking and they just follow you around. And they do it like him. Like, oh my God, where are you from? You're a Georgia girl? Oh, well, a gust of Georgia. That's crazy.

I'm outside New York and you know what? I bought a bat, I bought a Delay. Big time, big time George, that's crazy. I'm outside New York and you know what? I bought it back out in LA big time. Big time, huge, I love LA. You know why? Cause back east there's humidity, there's heat, there's mosquitoes. Guess what I'm not into? Heater mosquitoes, guess what I do love?

LA bought into it. It's like, just shut the fuck up. It's like overly positive. There's just very no, but he kicks puppies. He just doesn't seem like a good person. It's just, you know what it was. It's just too overly trying to wear it to like shine of the good person mask.

I just don't believe it. I think he's satanic. I think he's a horrible satanic person. He was, he just was very spilly. He's done this on a million dates. It was, I feel like, look, I've honestly made lots of, you know, I've made these, I've said this spiel myself at various cocktail parties because it comes up people do the spiel in LA like Could you imagine going back to the east it's hot and humid and it gets so wretched in the winters

I mean come on you know you do it I'll put up with a traffic any day It means if I got beautiful weather all you're around This is a spiel that everyone says all the time. So to do it on a date is just like, you think Sutton hasn't heard this before? Okay, so she's like, yeah, and you could tell, immediately she's not interested in this guy

because she's like sort of looking, she's sort of like doing that thing where she's looking just past her invisible soup bowl. She's like, hmm, look at that. There's a wrinkle on the tape cloth over there. Yeah, also because he says, oh God, it's just so hortin', it's so hortin'. It's like horse and hot at the same time. I love a hot horse.

He's kidding. He's literally the furst ever. No, he doesn't say that. He says, you know, Georgia's so hot, and I sweat like a mad man. I mean, people literally would say to me all the time, why are you so wet? That's like, first of all,

I don't think anyone's ever said that to me. Second of all, grubs. This is just, someone's talking about sweat during a date. No. Yeah, this guy needs to, I think the Ella Sandra needs to give them some tips So then the waiter comes by the Sandra is one of these people she loves sounds Alexandra is a fucking girl

Okay, first day day number one sound bachelor number one loves his mother. Hey, see hates mosquitoes. What's getting stuck? Like you, Pan. Oh, funny. Literally the character in the musical that like steals the show for three scenes over the course of the night, right? This is like a musical theater like matchmaker, right?

So, um, uh, then turns the waiter and she goes, I'm drinking and I go, I'm like, okay, whoever is in control of that machine, it's probably Pam. Don't swear if she's on a date and she has to wait, she's gonna have a drink. That is not out of the ordinary. Okay, this is not evidence that she's an alcohol

because she's on a date and is on a terrible day And she turns the waiter and says I am gonna drink tonight That's a little overactive. It's if you ask me That's funny so He's like well, she goes well, it's all the waiter the waiter too. I guess the waiter. It's it's What does it call when you get what everybody has around you? Clemente of the cold. Okay.

What do you have a cold? It's contagious. I think the salesman anything is contagious because the waiter's like, are we gonna order? Are we gonna order, guys? We're gonna order! Oh, for fuck's sake, just why is everybody so excited today? Who would have thought a waiter in a restaurant called La Bohem, which features a white piano in the center of its dining room, would be sort of over-dramatic? That's true, but he's not over-dramatic in the fun like dark and broody way like Are we hungry? Do we need an order? Let's go on sweet air. What the fuck do you want? You know?

I mean, the order of the car straight here. What the fuck do you want? You know? Because that's what Rent was based off of, love oh, time saying it again until people start singing Rent songs this week. So yeah, I mean, it's something a little more dramatic. Now let me just death at the end of this meal. It would be great if the waiters at this place

all recited the calorie count of their dishes in the style of rent. 236.75 calories. 525,600 French fries. You made me wheeze. Calorie's out there. specials of the day. Take me for in LA since 1990 and so have his stories. And then, but he's just like, he's geeky right at this point. He's not geeky. He's like, dorky right now, but he's not in my mind terrible.

He says that he does environmentally friendly office supplies. I'm sorry, what? We've seen worse. Well, no, dorky is not necessarily mean terrible, but terrible is terrible. So here's where he starts to really, I think. No, no. Well, here's where he starts.

Environmentally friendly office supplies. Just hand me the fucking stapler and shut the fuck up. Isn't it bad enough I have to be environmentally friendly and literally every other thing. What are you gonna send me a fucking tree hugging Xerox coffee or a sal? Okay, sal. Okay, wait a corner of the market, okay?

Guilt people, you know what people don't need? They don't need fucking guilt when they're working at the office, okay? It's hard enough with that you fucking guilty me that I'm not like saving the earth and eff. Well enjoy your not environmentally friendly office supplies during your next and Texas snowstorm. Same. And I will direct my next California hurricane slash earthquake. Oh no, don't you know I'm a peskitarian and I drive a hybrid. So I'm really about the

drive up plug and hybrid. So my hybrid's like a little more hybrid in yours. No, that's a little too much. That's like a little too try hard for me. My car got, I'm not electric, but I'm also not gas. I'm like, no, I'm like, you know, either way. By the way, I will be releasing a statement later today after my car was shamed on the real house

of Miami. It would, it would, it was on, I was, and so, What's going to bring it up? I said, do not mention this. And so was your last car? And so, well, technically, well, no. Well, my last car was a Subaru,

but the one before that was a Toyota Camry, but the Corolla came close. The Corolla, right. And my Subaru was named Martina. So it's all for reasons that you can all, you can all deduce why. Well, she's being rightfully shamed, right? So, no, I wasn't even gonna mention that part.

I just was mentioning the real house of Miami connection. A lot of shame. A lot of shame. I have a car, I like having cars that are shameful. But my car is not shameful, by the way. If Larza Pippin shames my car, I'm like, all for it. Although I think it was actually Adriana who shamed it.

You know what? Fuck everyone. So, you know what? Here's the point, I would use Nespesto's stapler. That's it. I would make out of using Mellow Ensemble. That's bad for you. Espesis is a natural thing.

I literally don't even care. That's how much I say I hate salad. You're right. The Espesto's is natural. Okay, let me think of something else. I would use't even care. That's how much I say I hate salad. You're right. This best dose is natural. Okay, let me think of something else. I would use cellophane. What are those plastic bags from Ralph's made out of that they outlawed? Yeah, cellophane. Okay. I would, I would, a styrofoam stiffer. I would zerox everything on my lar. Okay. Just, just, you would do that anyway, even if you weren't taking a stance about something right now. Let's be honest. You play guys. Here's the court of the report. They're like, Ronnie, are you decorating for the junior prom? Maybe. Okay. So environmentally

friendly office supplies. Okay. So what were you saying? Where did it start to go bad for sound when he started saying, well, I work from home so I can see my mom. You know, she's the 88. And I like to spend as much time with her as I can. And so I'm not around. She's like, okay. And then he goes, and you know, for my 50th,

she said, how about we go to Vegas? So my mother got the hotel before I did. And then she goes to concierge like, okay, where's the work I'm gonna go? And she goes, son, you're gonna be angry with me. They recommended a good old school variety show next door But it's topless. I'm like we're supposed to be scandalized by the fact that he went to a topless review with his mom I'm more scandalized by the fact that he had no one in his life

But his mom to go to Vegas with on his 50th birthday I'm scandalized that they're sitting in front of a piano and his mom is 88 I mean it just seems too planned because that's how many keys they're on to piano. Is it real? Oh, yeah, 88. 88. Well, like, he's got like a whole stack and it's just fucking weird. It's weird. It's like, yeah, I went to a titty place with my mom. And then, you know what, it was so crazy. I couldn't stop jangling the change on my pocket. It was crazy. You know what? Being with mama in that place,

that's the first time a mother in a mother in son had to invoke what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Isn't that funny? Am I sweating right now? I'm sweating right now. I'm not letting it stay in Vegas, sir. Not letting it stay in the face. Meanwhile, his mom's probably like a lane stretch and we're like, oh my god, his mother was an icon. I take it all back. Could you imagine it was a lane-stitcher son? No, well, I hope not because, well, this would make sense because he goes, yeah. So one time I bought this cool looking catfish

and then my mother, a lane-stitch, took it out within it. And then she just started shakin' and beating it. And I said, Mama, you just beat that catfish after death. That with that is a way different. I thought this catfish. Is Billy's stretch, is Billy's stretch a lane son? Do we know? I don't think so.

He did get hit in my head with the vodka bottle that lies through it. Are you sure? Like, no, I thought that was David. Yes, David, you're right. I think no Billy's stretch got hit in the head with a catfish at some point. Are you sure? Wait, no, I thought that was David. Oh, no, that was David. You're right. I think no, Billy and Stritch got hit in the head with a catfish at some point.

He kind of hit me head with Blue End. No, that wasn't Billy Stritch. Was that guy's name? David Gassley. Blue End's director, cabaretter. Wasn't it? Oh, well, that Ben something, but Billy Stritch was like the musical director, wasn't he?

He was. Yeah, it was Ben Stritch. It was Ben Stritch. But Ben, Ben Watts' face was the director of Loens. You're Ben Watts' face. I am Ben Watts' face. No. I'm gonna go see Victoria's Gallery.

It's a lot of art about catfishes. I'm sweating right now, mama. So, um, something's like, there's a, there are too many mama stories for me to handle right now. So, this is a lot, there's a lot for me. And he's like, my mama beat that catfish today. It's almost like I beat my dick in that titty bar with my mama.

Choked it, choked that. How you ever see a musical review by Topless Catfish? Cause that's what we saw. My mom beat the Topless Catfish today. Well, I'm choking the chicken. I don't know why I made him southern. I know. I think because we've got some JT coming up and he's also obsessed with mommy.

Well, you know the one person on Bravo who caught a catfish with her bare hands. Blue hand. How does the one built those up? That's right. And you know so many who said, I got it. When they saw that on TV, probably was Billy Stretch. And me. So there we go.

There's a cat that with her hands, bitch. So it obviously does not last. And then they have to like stand up in these very heavy chairs that make like weird noises that, you know, offend sudden, sudden sensibilities because it sounds big like a fart. So it's like, actually, oh, that sounds like Melinda and Christmas Eve,

if you remember quickly. And Sutton's like, sound, I don't think sound is a bright man for me, can see if you remember quickly. Hmm. And Sutton's like, South, I don't think South is a bright man for me, but you know, oh god, I'm so sorry. Don't you hear that? Yes. It was my texting.

Um, I'm so sorry, but South is not the right man for me, but I just want to say, thank you, out of the Sandra. You're welcome, Sutton. You're welcome. Here's your crate. Here's the winner. Ding dong ding dong.

Bells are ringing for a sudden. Ah! So now we get a really terrible, tricksy song, because it actually literally doesn't make sense. Okay, these are the lyrics. Runnin' through the city, sittin' real pretty,

hallowin' in the wind with the top down. Okay, so you're running through the city, but then you're also sitting at the same time because you're sitting pretty, so you're running but you're sitting, and then your hair is blowing in the wind with the top down, so you're also driving your car. Just try to make these lyrics work together.

Are you running? Are you sitting or you're driving your car? Technically, if you're driving your car, you could be sitting, but I don't think you're saying that you're sitting at that moment. I wrote, I hate this song song and I want it to die. That was my note.

Yeah, it's terrible. Wow. Okay, so in comes Anne Marie, come into Kyle's house. Yeah. And the dog tries to bite her room. Okay, normally I would say this is a bad time for Anne Marie, but also I think it's actually a statement more towards Kyle and you're too rich to have your dogs be out of this out of control. I'm sorry I last week last week I was like is it me? Is it crazy that like after all these years

She's lost to tell her dogs like chill out by the door and I got some responses people were like no, Ben You're not crazy Those dogs should be trained by now. Those dogs are out of control. Well, notice how quiet I'm being over here because guess who's dog bites has been here before. And he doesn't run out the door, but he does not stop barking.

Dogs bite. So, you know what, I'm really no place to judge. No, does that mean I'm gonna not judge? No. Dogs bite. I'm just saying Kyle has too much money not to throw money at the issue. I'm sorry, she should be able to,

she should be able to do something, take them to doggy therapy or whatever. But, yeah. Also, Kyle has put out like five platters of charcuterie for Shabbat, which by the way, I definitely saw meat and cheese there, happening at the same time, which doesn't have to be kosher, but I just wanna say.

It's a lot of, so you do not eat meat and cheese on Shabbat? Well, I mean, I get a kosher. If you're a kosher, you can have to be kosher, but I just want to say. There's a lot of, so you do not eat meat and cheese on Shabbat? Well, I mean, I get kosher. If you're a kosher, you can have a non-kosher Shabbat, of course. But I just felt like going at Kyle for a second. Why not? There's like a peskitarian version of kosher. We're here just like kind of kosher. I've seen things occasionally.

Yeah, there is. There are people who are kosher in their house, but they go out to dinner to the restaurant. They're not kosher, which I guess is sort of like a little bit half and a half, or maybe some people maybe are like, they're okay mixing meat and milk, but they don't need pork. So everyone has their own different versions of it.

I like it. Yeah, okay, I'm Jewish now. I can do it. All I have to say is, it was a lot of Shakutari for three people. A lot of Shakutari. So three seconds, look at that, Shakutari! I do not have an astrophagus problem, but I do have the stomach of an adult woman. Oh,

she's that much cool. Oh, my God. We're going to just start with the esophagus jokes. You people are such dopes. Anybody who Google this knows the anemory made an ass out of her. Everybody knows it. Well, I mean, a total ass out of herself. And these people are just going to come on here making esoph of this jokes and you can't by the way Like you like That's you can't make these jokes when there is a When we have an expert on bravo dr. Tiffany moon release a video where she kind of was like This is a real issue and like you can't like make fun of it and she basically set the record straight

over about Asophagus and all that good stuff. So another feather in dark now, Tiffany Moon's cap about being awesome. I mean just when you think 2023 can't get weirder, it's the Asophageal debates to end up to end the year. I mean with everything going on in the world, Braval fans are ending this year going, oh my God, why is Heather mad? Who is Heather yelling at in that scene? And what the fuck is up with people making fun of Asophagus? Seriously, what is, we're all, we're all on all became an expert on esophagus is we're all we're all into it

We're all up in esophagus Facts, I mean I've googled this esophageal structure whatever it's called I've read a lot about it Strictly instructor Lange stricter because semi-preppy is store disease in the mall in the 80s Did somebody call me those columns? Cricketer is semi-preppy, this is store disease in the mall in the 80s. Did somebody call me with those columns? What? Cricketer has fake Roman columns inside of it, man.

That's why you can't swallow it. Don't call me, it's not full of August. No, Emily Simpson, go back to your own show. We're talking about a suffigus, not stuffa-loveagus. A suffigel structure. Okay, a stricture. So we are on. I knew, but I'm still talking about structure of the store of the mall and the Apes.

And I'm trying to make my Elaine's Structure pun. Said it three times. Knowledge it. That's good, that's good. I couldn't hear after the roar of my own laughter inside my head, it was a sound structure. Okay, so by the way, I also have to acknowledge the way to read Enter the Scene was amazing. She walked through the door and she put her palms out and then she did like her head back and forth like she was in.

Remember the time video and she goes, what's all the left thing about? Okay, it's a comment, Trance. Sorry to blow out the mic everyone. I got a little to read. So, um, um, um, um, Emory, okay, so they're talking about, they're trying to make this about the esophagus again. So Emory laughs and she's like, she tells us,

I haven't known something long about the inconsistencies we'll start in a moment or past is very talent. And if anyone ever comes close to exposing her she got smad Yeah, who doesn't get mad when people expose them first of all you dumb dumb and second of all What what are you exposing her about faking a soft-fagous issues? It's a different hurt of anything like this Do you think the your children are learning bad things from your esophageal? Well, and then Dr. Vandipant made me say it. And then Dr. Ritz like she's also a skeptic. She was like I wouldn't say that it's made all that

much sense to us. I mean she's described to me before that she's had to crush up a food like baby food, but then that followed you. She was like I just don't eat meat, but then she was eating bacon. I'm like, you, it is possible. Those things don't have anything to do with each other. It is possible to have an esophagus issue and not eat meat, but on occasion, have a piece of bacon, like it literally makes sense to me. They're just trying to string things together and be like, this is why she's crazy. No, that's not why she's crazy.

This is why she's crazy. She says the same thing over and over again with an argument. I mean, there's like 20,000 reasons that's gotten this crazy, but they're just stringing together random things. What she said, she had a so-for-girl issue, but then she said she doesn't eat meat because of it, but then she had bacon. She said, she said, a vegetarian, a selfish liar. They are, who are you trying? There's enough on-site and all right.

And sudden is the biggest moving target. It's not even a moving target. It's just like a giant, it's just a giant wall. You have to throw one little tennis ball at. And they can't, for two years, they've been incapable of doing this. Sudden started the season was the last year, yeah, it was last year.

She started the season so terribly by turning to reach like horrific home invasion and like minimizing it by saying, well, we all go through, do things. I'm not in the fashion design with the airport, whatever it was. Like, Sudden should have been the villain. That should have been the year that sudden was like

the worst and canceled and yada yada yada. And these, they just can't figure out how to do it. And like, sudden gives them everything and they just don't know how, they don't know how to do it. Yeah. They just keep trying, they're so used to coming up with a bullshit against each other that they just don't know how

to use the real things against each other, you know? They just keep trying to make up bullshit. Just so- Not coke on myself, because you may be left. Thanks. It's true though, all the issues with each other on this show are somewhat made up, you know? Okay, so then, um, it's like, so what did you go through this week? I leaned up against a window and tried out a problematic switch shirt.

It's quite good. And then Kyle goes, oh, I had some meetings for that like one hour drama I'm doing, which of course no one knows about and she knows no one knows about. So like this like humble brag thing, you know, she's basically doing clickbait for herself. And Durekis, gee, excuse me, hello, my name's Duret, what's your name? I'm just like Kyle,

how do you remember that with friends, G? And Amory's like, oh my God, you didn't know about this either? I don't know about it either. I feel like it will be literally been on the show for five minutes.

How about not know this? I'm exposing you right now. So then, Doreet's like, what is he not gonna tell me? Do you have new tattoos? And Kyle's like, actually, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. You know Kyle does that.

Yeah, I think she's doing that. She goes, actually, I know. She's like, And so then Kyle, she's like, yeah, I have six now and to read like Well, yes, it has mostly then the ladies tattoos and you see it's seen in the tattoos She's like, huh? Yeah, I came home and I showed him and like you could tell he was really annoyed and they should a clip of Maurice Maris, you're going like love being and we see the tattoo Did we not comment on this before?

Do we not notice this did we not see this reveal that it was a lightning bolt? Did I just forget? It's a lightning bolt. No, it's a lightning bolt. Yeah, it's like she's even trying to do the Vanderpromp rules thing. I mean, she's just such a copycat, you know? And I don't know if the, I don't know the timeline

of when all of this stuff happened. I can't figure out timelines. I'm not smart like that. And also LA doesn't help you. Cause it's just always sunny. You know what I mean? Do we know what? Well, you know what?

I would give it, I would take it always being sunny and say that humidity in those mosquitoes on the east coast. So Kyle's like, Oh, just came on mommy memory. Kyle's like, so, so, so, so, so, so, yeah, I got this tattoo. What happened was like Morgan was in town. So yeah, like her wagon, it kind of broke, like the wheel fell off for a second.

So we're like, well, while we're waiting for the wagon maker to come fix it, we're like, we just get a tattoo, you know what I'm saying? I was wacky best friends. And then we get to see that scene again. Or they're like, how did you meet her and check? Oh, she stopped me, Kyle stopped me. she's out there, Kyle's out there. And so she did, that's Kyle Richard.

I'm the first person to ever got tattooed by Kyle Richard. That's for sure. I'm the first person to ever got to look and never get to tattoo by Kyle Richard. And Kyle's like, oh my god, I got like a Saturn. I'm also got like a lightning ball. Yeah, I got it, no, I got out of it. I got the sweet tattoo of a horizon a road going down to the horizon Morgan, that's okay. You're looking at from the wrong angle. Oh, would you look at that?

Turns out the road going to the horizons actually okay. I learned something new every day from you cowards It was funny because cowards ended up putting the tattoo of the drugs she likes to store it off of a stuff Because the shat to Marottles I just wrote about it was so okay. Wait a minute, I thought that was for my initials. Oh, that too I guess. I think I mean, there's a fried shrimp, fried shrimp. Hi.

A real shrimp. Hi Kyle, did you just put on a little bunny tattoo, little stick figure bunny tattoo with its ears coming out of its head? No, that's an R R, stop looking at my tattoos from the wrong angle. Oh look at that. Wow Kyle just put two B's right on top of each other. It's like, well they come day to day.

It's really crazy. That's a crazy good thing but I love you. Music. I hate me, music. Well, a real famous person but I can't do my body. So then the cut, so, uh, so Emory is like, so, who's Morgan? Do I know Morgan is she 8.5? And she reads, like, oh, it's her new best friend. Emory is like, what would my husband score?

Probably like a Southern, probably. I hear she's a seven across the boards. So I can't wait to get remarried to my husband. And then he could like ride around Vows and be like, wow, to my wife, who's not attended anything. So now Kyle is, now that Kyle actually has been able to come up with a story for her tattoo situation, she's much more comfortable. So she's like, oh my god, it's so funny. So like, you know, like Morgan, she has like everything on her, like whatever, you know what I'm saying?

And it's just like, you know, like she doesn't put like the thought into her tattoos the way I do. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm like a very thoughtful tattoo artist, which is why I'm a successful producer, slash actress and the Halloween franchise. Anyway, so she's like, you can just put one on. I'm like, okay, I don't even care. So it's just like, you know, like putting something on a Pinterest board, right? So I just like, okay, I'll put a K on, you know what I'm saying? It's like very honest and like not lesbianish.

I just put like a half tattoo, like I just put like a 0.5 because that's like how many seasons all my shows last. So, you know, things like that. Like, it goes deeper. It goes deeper, you guys. And, uh, Doree, it's like,

where? Did you put a D on? She's like, no, I'm trying to convince people that I'm like, absolutely not into the anymore Doree. That's like my story line. So, Kyle would follow me down the path. Kyle is so full of bullshit. She says, I put a K on there,

because that way she could write any word that starts with K. Thanks Kyle. Thanks for your, this is thank you for your creative like, like, like, like, like, or kiss because every kiss being a kangaroo, kangaroo, koala, it's like, Hey, you know what Morgan, I know you've been thinking about having the word koala on your body and I just wanted to be the first one to start the word for you. Go ahead.

Well, you're missing the old lash that we talk about. Jackie, who choose team? So they don't know, yeah. So now they go to, there ain't nobody better than me. There ain't nobody better than me. And it's a set, it's a Garsell scene, but Garsell is walking and they just, this is so disrespectful.

They put migration over her face for the movie migration that's coming out about the birds that are migrating. They put these everywhere. We see it, what was the one that they kept popping up last year? It was like the little minions or whatever. Which is always funny when it's a Kyle scene and minions are popping up because like literally

everybody's shooting on this show is. But this one, they don't even keep it at the bottom anymore, they just put it right over Garth Soul's face. That's not funny. No, by the way, my question. This trixi song was more than what you said. Okay, these are the lyrics. I'm so fresh, I'm so clean,

ain't nobody do it better than me. It's like, okay, fine. Pull up on them, pow, with the gangster lean, can't nobody floss better than me. And it's just like Garth's soul walking down a sidewalk on a sunset strip First of all, why are we invoking like gangster? Like first of that There's nothing even on this show that's really close to that

But again, it's like okay, so on your black cast member. You're like, oh, let's put in the royalty-free music that says Aint like that says pull up on them pow with the gangster It's just so like I can't do better. So um, classic hat now. Classic hat. What? I said thank you for opening my eyes to this music selection situation going on on the show.

Yeah, sometimes I don't know and I notice that they're they're changing the music up on a lot of shows. It's just the wrong direction, but there's so many things. It's just the day major. It's like we're trying to, it's like Garsell says later. Most people know better right now. You don't. Yeah, by the way, and I have to also correct, I said Garsell was the only black cast member. Obviously, Ann Marie, but I just keep forgetting she's a cast member because she's been on for like one second so far.

So when they get to this place, the classic cat, they go inside. Now if you thought the La Boa Wham waiter was overactive, though classic cat waitresses, they have one agenda and one agenda only bring back the Leechy Marchini. They are like, you want to Leechy Marchini? Do you like Leechy Marchini's? How about Leechy Martini. They are like, you wanna Leechy Martini? Do you like Leechy Martini's? How about Leechy Martini? You wanna say, I want, I'm just brought an extra Leechy Martini to the table

because I want you to have a Leechy Martini. Oh God, and it's not only the Leechy Martini. It's called the Leechy Meow. Oh, I'm sorry. That wordplay is just so. So you're in the Leechy cats. So, I mean, what great wordplay. They swapped Martini from Yao

because those two words sound exactly alike. I'm going to reach it back. So Erica comes in, she goes, oh my God, what a way out of love it, Hill. What a wonderful place you got here. You got Leachie, it's just kidding. Not to get everywhere, I'll have one. You have a hot toddy, Leachie.

You have a Leachie hot toddy. Lee-C? Do you have a little Lee-C hot toddy? Do that for Lee with you. Hey, are you on OnlyFans just asking? So she says. Only Lee-C? Only Lee-C's. I heard about OnlyFans. I heard about OnlyFans.

And then I heard about OnlyLich's, which didn't really have the same ring to it, but I subscribed. which didn't really have the same ring to it, but I subscribed. So, um, Erica comes and she's in her like a manic, I'm a good person mode. Like, yeah, back on the top of the world, I'm going to be doing a residency at the house of blue two days a week in between weddings. I'm in. So, um, Erica is, so Garcelle's like, Oh, hi, it's so good to

hang out with you. And Erica's like, yeah, well, when guys out first came into group, we were friendly. And then we got off track mostly because of me. That's many, Erica, just taking the blame for things now. Go ahead, play the clip, go ahead, play the clip. And then we see Erica apologizing on the clip. Like, I was sick talking to the kids and I was over. Oh, oh. So Erica's saying that like, everything's good right now and she's got this residency and be careful what you wish for because then you got to shop and perform. And she goes, you know, I've done a million shows,

but I've only hit about one note. And I've never had one rod like this on me before. I've done a million shows in a quarter of an octaves. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm stupid, but did you see the lady who came out today telling off Eric a jam? Let me look this up. It's worth it. Trust me. It's worth it. I do not have it up and prepared because I've got pictures of Bielor.

I need to take 30 pictures of my dog today on my phone for some reason. Hold on. It's worth it, guys. Wait for it. Wait for it. Here it is. So this is Dan Steeva Amber. This is who this.

Do you make who this is? No, I just think it's a funny name, but go on. It's up, she sings at, Dan, where's the disco song? Dan Steeva Amber. I had, yeah, it's some song the Erica does in her show, but God, I didn't take the whole screenshot, okay, but here's her telling her off. She says, so, today I was sent this clip here

and just like Karen Kasar from the real McCoy had the nerve to lip sync to my track and original vocals when she was on the road with them and act like it was all her. So does this one apparently, the pretty mess. First, I thought it was a drag queen, you know, where men dress up as women and give a dramatic lip sync

and people know and understand it as a clear art form and not being the actual real artist of the song. And I can respect that. And I see an appreciation for the artist from the LGBTQIA plus community after a little research, however. It turns out she was on one of these housewives we actually show. No wonder I don't know her. Oh, one of the ass-wab shows. As I do not watch that kind of stuff, damn it. Damn it. I just, I know I'm so amused that this lady has an axe to grind with the real McCoy. That's my favorite part.

Like, remember that song? I was the one who sang, ran away. Run away, run away, run away and save your life. That was me. And now, Erica Janus, stolen me from the real McCoy. But oh, well, it is a super famous person. I mean, the song is super famous. I'll look it up way, way you talk, but this is so good. It turns out to be one of those real housewives realities. Just no wonder I don't know. Whereas I don't watch that kind of stuff. And then I was told that she supposedly also is a singer with her own dance records.

Okay. So then let me ask you this. Why are you not taking out a mechanical license and just set up a little produce track yourself and add your own vocals on it and then lip sync the hell out of it? If you must lip sync, otherwise go live girl. Without having to act like my vocals are all yours. Never in a million years as a self-proclaimed performing artist would I even come up with a thought of lip-syncing to attract in a vocal

of another artist on a paid show on top. Unless that is all I do and all that people know me clearly for. And... I'm a queen or something. The original. Hashtag Amber. Hashtag Don't Be Like Erica Jane. Hashtag Authentic City Matters. or something. The original hashtag Amber hashtag don't be like Eric a Jane hashtag authentic city matters hashtag dance diva amber hashtag girl. But well my initial thought was girl why are you being why are you proud that that's your voice then my second thing, like, it's gonna like, that's like, that's like, that's how we would be like,

that's my voice in those songs. But also, wait, is this Amber from the 90s? That's singer Amber. Oh my, and I love with you, I hold my eye, eye, eye. That's the song, I think. Wait a second, I looked right. Amber shared another song

Was that the one more? She's Dutch I don't know why I like him. I'm looking now. I'm looking at her link tree. Okay, damn this is your number. This is your night tree. Okay. This is your night. So that's not what I was just singing, right? I don't know if I was I don't know if I was doing qualified as singing to first of all Amber. I'm sure that people love Dan. We. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita-dita Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na or could literally just play the song from the radio and lip syncs it badly while dancing badly. I'm like what what is going on? What are you doing? You're not singing even close to something that you're pretending you're making

your own and it's not like anybody thinks it's her own but like you can't just go lip sync to somebody else's actual vocals, can you? Is that allowed? I don't I don't know I don't know what's going on or do you think she just considers herself a drag queen at this point because she knows I love the guys. I don't think you can do that all I know is that I really hope that this is amber from the 90s Getting mad at Eric a Jane because that's just really that's what we need today. That's what we need. We need to move on from it.

So it really is her. It's really her. It's her. Yeah. It's her. She's like, who's this bitch lip syncing my actual fucking vocals? Like who does that? I'm just not happy because I feel like we're shining a light on Amber.

I think people would have forgotten who she is. And I feel like we're shining a light on Amber. I think people would have forgotten who she is. And I feel like we, dance to the Amber. We're big first of all. We're like, just a manzo. Person. She is eight.

She now looks like a, have you, look at the picture of her these days. She looks like these days. Still hot, I'm sure. Yeah, but she looks like a manzo. She's like now, turned into a I'm sure yeah, but she looks at Manzo. She's like now turn into a manzo like a manzo Amber is a man's okay

So are we ever manzo so we back back to Erica So ourselves like well, I'm glad you joined me a friend will be joining us I'm god is a today God, is it Denise? Is Denise starting a boom? Well, it's kind of like, no, no, no. My other friend, I will tell you though, Denise is coming to Taco Tuesday. I'm like, oh, sis, the police is coming to Taco Tuesday. Well, and we all know the original Taco

or should I say Taco Tuesday, hostess on Bravo, Countess Lant Ellis. That's an effect. Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday with my son, whatever's name is, no L, perhaps, but that was like her contribution to raising her children,

was that she would make Taco Tuesday with them. That's how I do. That's why they've grown up to have art shows. On the brand. on the brand. I'm a brainer. Mr. Burger. Mr. Burger. Oh yeah, I thought Mr. Burger in 1999. Quiet, Sonya. So, the friend is Sutton. Okay. So Sutton comes in and there goes, I knew I was set up, I knew it, God, I love this.

I'm such a fuzz loving girl with a residence fee. Your hair looks adorable. And she's like, well, I flipped it over, I flipped it over my pot because it was dirty. And then of course the waitress shows up with like basically a shotsky full of like leechy martinis, leechy martinis. And she's like, no, no, no,

I don't wanna Lee Chi Martinis, please get that shit out of my face. So Erica's like, I was just thinking to you cause I will send you a thing about gossip out of the South. It says you don't gossip and South, you put some of those you pray a little. So maybe I could put tonight some of prayer a little.

Ooh, whithful she's gonna let this about you, Praless. Maybe I could put tonight's stuff on Praless. Oh, whithin' she's gonna let this fall ya, but he's gonna, so it hell even remembers what happened for years ago. Yeah, I totally let it go at the Coshouse, as will be evidence later on in this episode, when I'm totally post-fued. So Garsell's like, well, she wasn't clear with what, you know, with you, what her issues were,

but we know I saw her afterwards and she explained it and we see a flashback to Nees saying that she was really pissed at Erica, said that the teenagers, you know, made the threesome comment. And Erica's like, listen, I said they'd know how the threesome's off they haven't had what already. Okay, you've seen the euphoria. That's a great show. They know it.

They understand it. And she also, Erica did shitty things other than that. I don't know why she's going all the way back to that. Erica got pretty nasty with her towards the end and it's funny that Denise can't come up with anything. Just like, yeah, something about my kids, three thumbs, I'm really mad about that part. Still really mad And sir cuz like oh, why the way did you know that it's seven dollars for a naked butt a little today's rich

It's all the fans. Oh Crysell's like oh god shut up there Now they're wasted by they've had like a million leeching marching is I One point son goes I look like a baby and her son goes, baby Yoda and son's like, no. So then, um, Erica's like, yeah, can you believe it's an easy is only $7 and then they all just like laugh or like just laughing

because Denise is priced herself so low and son's. Which is funny because that's what Erica rumored and this was what was being reported. The Erica's tickets at her residency were going for like $7 and they were having to bus in, like bus loads of people to come for free to just fill seats. So that karma ended up kind of biting around the ass.

If it's true. Hey, do a volume business. It's don't do the quantity of equality sometimes. So then Erica is like, cause then Sun's like, it's don't do the quantity of her quality sometimes. So then Erica is like, cause then Sun's like, it's not really nightkid. We're saying our ninth podcast of the week. They were like, we're talking about everything for free. Okay, so I'm just gonna do

the wind voice for everything now. So Garsell's bass, they're best like, yeah, she's showing everything. And Garsell's like, oh, it seems a little low for Denise fucking Richards. I mean, you can do better. I mean, how about $10, am I right? So then, they're like, okay, well, it's time to go. Who's driving and something goes, well, you know, I always have a driver with me at all times. Garcell's like, oh, you mean the driver that you made out with? Kidding, kidding. Didn't mean to say that part on the camera. Oh, and Ericka's like, what are you talking about?

The driver you made out with, just be quiet over there. Garsell's like, oh God, I'm just, I think I peed my pants, I think so. I think I need to pens. Garsell! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you're out for part two coming up very shortly on your podcast feed. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Strong in the park with Caitlin Clark. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella.

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