Watch What Crappens - #2269 RHOBH Part 2: Taco Feuds Day

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part two of a two part recap.  Check out our feed for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So go back and check it if you have it listen to it Otherwise if you're just jumping in now or you're picking up from where you left off, here we go back to that episode. So now we go to Dorit's house. Now they're all getting ready for talk one night. So Dorit is in glam and she has, she has a stain on her white shirt and she goes, you know what I worry about? I have Tanner on and I go, Dorit, you are so brave for wearing a white sweatshirt. You know what I worry about? I have Tanner on and they're like, oh, Dureed, you are so brave for wearing a white sweatshirt. You know what? She really is kind of an American hero.

Look at her, wearing a white sweatshirt with Tari. Differ. She really is. And they're tied sticking. I thought they were making a comment of like, oh my God, I can't believe you're having just tied stick or boo, boy, you've got Tanner on. I didn't know if it was like some crazy combination.

It's like Darius is just gonna start, you know, spontaneously combust. I didn't know what it was, but I was oddly fascinated by this five-second scene. Yeah. And then Kyle's doing glam and whatever little hobby hole she does for glam and she facetimes Anne Marie who's in Hawaii and cause like oh my god I'm like so jealous. I'm getting ready for talk on Tuesday and like Denise and Erica are both gonna be there tonight

And like I don't know what's gonna happen there. Okay. Bye. Whatever your name is and then she just hangs up So let's see so then Sutton is with her glam team and So let's see so then Sutton is with her glam team and The girl I don't know. I don't know. There's a guy in the girls like so why are you what are you doing? Why are you an only fan? She's like because Erica's on there supposed or Erica said that Denise is on there So I'm gonna tip her $12. I guess wait is it $7 it's $7 for unsensored So I don't know what I'm gonna find here. Hopefully nothing bad. Oh no, no $12, I guess? Wait, is it $7? It's $7 for Uncensored. So, I don't know what I'm gonna find here.

Hopefully nothing bad. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. And we see the blurred-out picture and it's Denise facing away from the camera, right? It's her backside, but she's in a thong. I mean, something's acting like it's a donkey show. And it sounds like I'm not gonna pay that. I'm not gonna pay that and the girl goes,

but for the price of a cup of coffee, we can see it. We're just so shady, that lady. Wow, that was great. Yeah, she was pretty funny. So then Garsell picks up to me and to me's like, hey, girl, hey, oh, I had to run out. I hang, you're all hang, I had to run out, I'm sorry I'm late, I had to run out for my in-laws. She's, oh, are they staying with you?

I'm for a year and a half. What? What? Oh my God, how are we not shooting Denise's life? I don't know. Aaron's parents are staying with Denise. Oh my, dude, the 5G of it all. I know, right?

Get the camera, get Andy in a camera. So Garsell's like, so well, you're gonna see Eurocraw tonight. I am well crap. I wish I had dressed up more on G's. Garsell's like, well, I just want you to hear it here first. She's like, okay, well, okay, I guess I'll get my laundry list ready. Okay, so yeah, start washing those clothes, honey.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The seven Dureton Kyle are driving in the car Okay, it's like yeah, so are washing those clothes honey. Seven to read and Kyle are driving in the car and derives a guilty Kyle. Like why aren't you telling me what television shows showtouing? Listen, there's only going to be about three episodes before it's canceled. I need to make sure to do room. Now listen, I guess I have to put your initial on my body feet to actually here. Which was pretty good. She was, I mean, literally.

I mean, I genuinely feel hot by this distance between Kyl and I. Kyl. Kyl and I used to go away once or twice a year, and now I'm not invited to any of Kyl's trips. And, you know, I don't believe she said yes, she would come to opening night of me getting a cream pie in my face at a plenton with... ...boy George and London doing bitter pan as the mermaid, which is an inessential character in the story. So, then Kyle, of course, is like,

To be honest, I haven't reached out to Durey yet, because I was hurt by Durey. I was hurt. And then we show the reunion. Because you know, on this show, if you are not constantly carrying water for Kyle Richards and have your head up for it, she's done with you. She used, I'm gonna say used, I think she was.

Her and Doree for friends to take down Vanderpump. They stayed in that little alliance of Fox Force 5. Now it's broken up. And the second somebody disagrees with Kyle literally for two seconds. Kyle's like, um, I was hurt. And so now I'm never going to hang out with her again or go on trips with her. It is literally so shitty as a friend. The fact that like, Doreet says one line, she says, like, you know, Kyle, Kathy just wants

you to accept a little bit of responsibility in this. I then Kyle tells us, you know what, like in private, Doreet's been saying to me, like, I feel so bad at what you're going through, their sister, she was like really supportive on my side of them, when we're all together, it's like a different tune. And like, that doesn't feel like a friend to me.

I'm like, well, actually, what doesn't feel like a friend is that like, she upset you and the queen of open and honest never Said anything back to Doree instead just stopped inviting her on trips and everything and grew apart from her and left her in the dark about all sorts of important things like whatever movie you've produced for Great American country or QVC or whatever so like I don't I feel like also what Kyle is accusing Kathy of is exactly what Kyle is doing to to read. So I think that Kyle is wrong. Kyle's

gonna Kyle. Also this reunion clip they're showing I mean that whole reunion because Kyle just snot sobbing. I can't believe you do that to me, Gabby. I literally got in. And every time Kathy would be like, well, Kyle, I mean, here's what I've to say. And then she's like, I got in. I think they just all got sick of it. They're like, Kyle and Daryl is literally just saying.

But also, I have not watched this Paris in love show. Have you been watching it? No, because I barely have time to watch Survivor. I can't take on Paris. The finale's happened right now. But there's just a lot going on. But people are like, oh my God, Kathy Hilton is a fucking monster.

I can't believe we didn't know this. What show were you watching? Of course she's a monster. You know, America. Of course she's a monster. She's always been a monster. This is always the crux of what we said. This whole thing, Kathy having this meltdown and aspen,

of course she did. Believe it. Yeah. Of course, that's what we're watching because of this. Like, we like this. We like that she's a monster and she pretends to be nice for us. I mean, I don't like her calling some of the F word.

Well, she was accused of doing, but I don't know that I necessarily believe that. But, yeah, I necessarily believe that. But yeah, I do believe that she's a, I do believe that she's a fucking monster, but I like it. You know, she's a monster who's under Kyle's bed, and I root for that monster. Yes, they're just, listen, I root for Michael. You know what I mean?

There are just some monsters you root for. Well, the, you know, who lasts longer. So Michael does. It's Michael, right? It's Michael. So Kyle is like, she's talking about that tattoo and she's saying like, oh yeah, I'm more gonna so many tattoos, I figured like what difference

does it make to put a K on her or whatever and Trico is like, I can't believe how good friends you guys are. And Kyle goes, I know, people like, I don't understand your friendship. But it, you two are kind of morphing into one another, more specifically, you're morphing into her, which is hilarious that like,

it's just saying it, to read it literally like, you are turning it, you are obsessed with this woman and you are turning, you are, like it's, I thought it was us in the content creation community that were saying these things. I was surprised to hear it from the friends. You know, they're always so gentle with each other and that Dorit's like, are you trying to,

like, why are you copying her? Kyle did an Instagram post that was, it's like, I'm so excited about my new fender because my family's always loved tequila. So I'm investing in tequila. Which means like, you know, no, she is, she's doing a big tequila thing. And she's, her hair is like,

dry on purpose. Like I'm not crit, it's like I don't care about people's hair. I'm bald. I'm not like, oh my god, she's got dry hair. I'm not like a hairl queen. I'm just saying like I don't care about people's hair, I'm bald, I'm not like, oh my god, she's got dry hair, I'm not like a hair queen, I'm just saying like she looks like she's purposely

getting like dry hair, she's purposely doing it, and wearing a trucker hat, and just like, she's just trying to do this whole thing, it's like Morgan Wade cosplay, and it's just fucking creepy at this point, it's just weird, just stop, you know? And Doreet's like, I mean, look, you've got to face, you've got to tattoo. I've never heard you list so many different kinds of shrimp.

So then we have a Doreet bassist worried that she's not only being excluded, but perhaps replaced. So then we get Trixie saying, turn it up a notch, everybody's pulling up, pulling up, pulling up shop, we're rich, we got we're so paid, we got money, we get laid, take it up a notch. We're going to talk about you, Zach Krasil's house. Let's just calm down. Let's do it, babe. And they're trying to copy selling sunset, right? They're like, oh my God, that was a hit.

So just make every song like, I'm a rich, rich, rich, son of bitch, bitch, bitch. Unless it's a gross house, man. They're trying to do that, but it's just so bad. You know, just the selling sunset's like cheesy and fun. It's like the good version of that. You guys, this is just a five-dollar Just go back to the elevator. Just stop. So Crystal is slicing some steak for Rob the Trog.

He's like, great, gotta go, bye. So he disappears. And then warming my heart, none other than Nia, Nia shows up who is a friend of the podcast. And she shows up. And so I always get excited when people we know get to make it onto one of these shows

and they get to witness craziness. And I'm so happy that Nia got to show up to a wild dinner party. I'm just like, it's like I feel like I've taken a butterfly and let it release into the wilderness and let it fly off into the sky. In the shape of Taco Tuesday. And just the joy too, because she is like a fan of these shows, you know.

So just like the joy of someone who actually enjoys the shows being there and being like, oh my God, these people are crazy. I know. Just like wait, I get to start the pot tonight. I'm like, I'm just like showing up to Taco Tuesday and they're actually just like, basically gave me the control to start the pot tonight.

Yeah. Because people come on the show and they're usually like like basically gave me the control to stir the pot to the end. Yeah. Cause people come on the show and they're usually like they don't say anything like the rest of Crystal's friends. I don't think they say a word. They just all look at each other like isn't this crazy. But me is like, oh my god, I get to fuck with Sutton. That's just like sure.

That, that, that, that, all the men named Leanne showed up who I think we've seen before and she just, she gets a name, but she doesn't say anything. But they're like, here, Nia, please, here, go, mix that and angry. So a bunch of her friends come and to read, it's like, I'm always surprised how many fiends crystal he is. I mean, I know it's that number minus 14, but still,

it's so funny. That's so flaky still it's so funny. Sony is like, I saw you guys at a birthday party but the stripper who I clarified was not really stripping. I mean, he took a shirt off and it was magic, Mike, kind of a thing. You know Kyle, have you seen that in Vegas? Have you seen, oh no, Kyle's like,

have you seen that in Vegas? And he was, yeah, twice because my husband was performing there and Kyle goes, is your husband? Just Phil Burr. Kyle's like, yeah, twice, because my husband was performing there and kind of goes, is your husband? She's Phil Burr, and kind of like, she goes, yeah, he goes, Phil Burr, he's a comedian, which was such an amazing flex.

We were like, I have the famous husband, if you're gonna try to start with anything, start with me on anything tonight, like, I don't care, because he's gonna fucking rip you in the actual one. He will destroy you. But I also love the calendary,

we're both like, mm, like, hmm, like, boom, boom, boom, boom, is he cold? Is he cold all the time? He's, boom, boom, boom, boom. Because I was like, does he rhyme any songs with truck? Because those are my favorite kind of artists.

Have you thought a letter on his body, so that way he can fill in the blank with any sort of word he wants. Is dummies. So, Darius said, Well, let me tell you, the woman coming tonight had an absolute man down in the middle of music, Link. He was like, why? As he had that chaos like, we don't know, We would love to know, even though we've actually already asked her this, but we'd love a stranger to go and try to make her feel bad. Would you like to do that, Nia?

She's like, oh hell no, I'm not gonna go there. By the way, this is a point. Which Kyle takes off like the top, like her like Jack or something, and she has like a bad dazzled phone case attached to her suspender. I can't, I can't with Kyle. Kyle.

So other people, oh, so then there's a commercial with Garcell and Gina from Real Housewives and Lisa Hawks time, who we learned on YouTube is Hawks time, not Hawks team, Huck Derrey. So Lisa Hawks time, do a Chlorox commercial, and the Chlorox commercial, the gist is, look, they're having tea, and sometimes you spill tea like the housewives, and she's like, can't, sometimes tea spears. And then they spill it, and then like, thank God, I got Chlorox to disinfect in wipes. And she's like, we have wipes, we will wipe it up

because sometimes tea is spilled. Wow, I can only imagine how thrilling it must have been to be on that set. You know what, this once put out with me, it was just like so hard. Like what we went through with me and like, it's like my had to give my testimony. It's just like really hard because like, oh, through with Mia and like it's like my head to give my testimony It's just like really hard because like oh, you know, I had to like you know like move out of that relationship and

Lenny! Oh god, what Lenny did to me? Yeah, but Matt like it's just like really hard, but Lenny! Literally the worst set of all time. So then um we come back and Jenny and Jenny come, who I want to be cast on the show just because their names are Jenny and Jenny, and then Garsell and Denise come, you know, people come, but when Erica comes, it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, and say, hello, how are you? Is this party outside?

I don't want to be sick of voice. I've been there and there in delicate walls, I don't want to be sick. I'm a very, very delicate voice, I have a residency coming up, you know, something very difficult to loop think after I've been in the cold. I mean, why can't we tackles inside? I'm cold, I'm irritable and who's that, but Denise, the last person that I want to see. So then we get like a classic moment to read doing her drink order, but she doesn't ask for carcassette, which felt like a little bit of a let down. Like, you gotta do the carcassette,

that's like her thing, gotta do it. So Denise comes and tries to talk to her, and she's like, oh, hey, oh, hey, I just wanted to tell you, Father Nate, when I got home, I actually had a fever. It was like a 102 degrees. I always were really crazy.

And it's like, oh, sure Denise, you had to feed for a drink. You drink it. Would you like a drink kind of dress and they're like furious at her because it's really cold outside and then Sutton shows up in this dress and they're like, they're like, it's the reads like, oh my god, it's not summer! It's like the most offensive things to read as ever seen. Or she's wearing this like strapless summer dress. And she's like, I'm cold.

So she's cold. Have a crystal, crystal, crystal. By the way, you walk in the front door, you can see straight into the backyard that has the doors open with everybody in the party. But Sun's walking around going, crystal, crystal, crystal. Like she cannot believe she has been left

without a hostess to say hello to her. I know. It's so offended. Oh my God. So now the entire group is there. They go. They finally go back inside because it's cold. They're either tacos inside as per the suggestion of Erica.

And they're all inside. And then we get like, I mean, this night, it's like it's keep on rolling. Kim Richards shows up. I mean, we got everyone here, so Kim Richards is there. And then she walked in an area, and she's like, oh, come on in, everyone's right inside. And Kim's like, who's everyone?

I saw a lot of cars outside. I have no one mind that I drew a platypus. I'm one of the SUVs out there. Just kind of took over my, my, just a conspiracy. Ha ha ha ha. So then to read, say, wow, look at all these food. I really could have done without that. Showa Ma Pita three hours ago.

Okay, lady who's just spent the entire episode making fun of an esophagus disorder coming up with yet another reason to not eat. Okay, people on this show were such hypocrites. Well, she ate an entire Sha'wa-ra mama. Shibuma! Sha'wa-na! So, Sutton's giving her shit for trying to poach Avi at her party, which was innocent, but they were like, they seem like they're getting along, right? They're like, oh, you did try to steal him. So she's like, oh, she's not charged.

Like, you did. So she's like, so are you going to keep accusing me of things I'm not doing? She's like, why are you going to keep accusing me of putting vodka in my coffee? Uh-oh, what about that one? What about that one? Well, Saturn, I don't even know if you put vodka in your coffee. And she goes, well, I don't even drink coffee, so there's that. And if you don't find a drink coffee, everyone knows

whiskey is what goes in there. So, we say, what the hell we go? Everything problem-solved, case closed. That was an easy one, which is hilarious because they're both still furious at each other. Yeah, under its like, well, it wasn't in accusation. I swear it was a fun, good nature's allegation about alcoholism.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She probably puts tequila on her shawalma. So Erica, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shoot, Erica, Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha,

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It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end, when the whole town is still singing, and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know it. It hits me right in the fields. Best part is,

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Your family will love the show! As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, the treats are like... Ericka... Ericka is saying, uh... Yeah, well guess what, the other night we went out, got so... Suddenly we went out to the cat, please! Got a lot of watching my teenies, had a great time, left all the time!

Oh, that's great! That's great! So you had a fabulous night left all the time. Oh, that's great. That's great. So you had a fabulous night out where I wasn't invited in tons of laughs. Thanks so much, I guess I'm just at home with my shawarma, just crying in tears into PK's pingles. So the America's like, oh yeah, myself told us how certain made it with the drama. And then there's dramatic music and people like oh my god In there cuz oh wow, I guess I said that real light in front of everybody Could also use something

He was one of my drivers. He doesn't have mommy issues, which at this point. That's all I really need So, uh, well, maybe onent, I made that with him. Okay, once in a while, you meet someone who's handsome and then they say, would you sit up here in the front seat and you do, and then you kind of lean over and then they kind of lean over and you accidentally maybe kiss, which turns into, my god, maybe, possibly problematic.

Okay, you're gonna get sued. Why are you doing this on TV? Why are you doing this? So I was like, listen, it was just like a my cat session. It was anything, it was like what they would do in happy days. Happy days, you're taking something that's sexy and making it as unsex as you could possibly make it.

I'm like, could we please cut, do your pretty woman reenactment from a few weeks ago. Thank you very much. You're literally married to BK. Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. Tick my breath away. Tick my swarimowee. Moose, seriously, tick something spread the way.

It smells like vodka. Vodka and fulges. It's brisselmatin. So, it tastes just choice. Smellers this pleasure. This southern Kyle is sitting with Kim. And she's like, oh my God, This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun.

This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. This is so fun. You want to go bowling? I love bowling.

The teaching turtle, turtle's ball count. She pulls out a tissue out of her, that's as embedded in her scarf. She's like, well, you know, sometimes I just like to put it right in there. Sometimes I get a running nose and I just like to have it there. She's like, oh my god, you never know what you're going to get when you're looking in the game scarf. Snacks, a phone charger, a small kitten. I mean, I have no idea.

You literally have a battery attached to your suspender, Kyle, and that's bedazzled, so settle down. So then, oh, no, she's right. So Kyle and Erica are getting some tea and like, so they go off with crystal to the kitchen to get some tea and then Doreet out of nowhere goes, I'm so annoyed. Crystal is crumbling up shit to get satin-eye at each other.

I was like, did I miss a scene was, did we miss a scene of Crystal doing something? Because I don't think I saw something. She did though. She was like, yeah, well, Dariit said that you're putting vodka in your cup. Right, that was last week. But it was just like Dariit getting like remat about it again, like, he did say it. Because Sutton just confronted her and was like, oh, you're saying that I put vodka in my coffee. So she's like, oh, crystals trying to start something with me in Sutton. But you did say that. Yeah. And Garsell goes, well, I'm surprised is there actually talking about something?

The way they'd like, they outwardly talk about this and they kept Crystal as a full-fledged housewife as hilarious to me. At least she's doing something. I mean, wow, she said something that didn't have to do with tacos tonight, so that was impressive. So crystals, then we get a clip of Crystal's greatest hits.

Oh, there was more that was sad. Sutton said, way, way, way more. And it was way dark. It was way darker. And they're like, say it. She's like, no. Yeah. It's a real sad. Crystal doesn't say much, but when she does say something, it's either talking behind someone's back. We're looking to stir the pot. So she was at least if it going to stir the pot, balance it with something else. So yeah. So then Garsell's base, like,

we should just all air our grievances tonight. Okay. Sutton is talking, um, and me is around, right? So we'll see. She's talking to the girl. She's like, all the non-housewives are sitting on this one couch like they're an audience, which is hilarious. So, I can tell you all about this. Okay, it's just cleared with the driver. So, I went to see my horse, who? Finally.

Guys, apartment. Okay. I'm gonna, Nia goes, a barn, do you mean a barn? She gets to that, what? You make all of that, but I call it an apartment, cause his name is Santos, and I have language of Santos.

Okay, it's a horse language. And Kim was like, oh yeah, I talk to horses, talk to horses all the time, fucking love horses. Oh, it's horrible. Well, I talked to my auntie Kim, Kim's like, yeah, but I, I'm a horse.

I drew a fox on a horse, which was crazy. But I understand them. I like how Kim says it like, yeah, you may talk, but I actually understand what they have to say. And then she laughs. Nia's like, so, okay, so I've been, I'm here. So what happened in Vegas? In particular, the magic mic show,

can we move the scene along? So it's like, oh, well, I just didn't like all the legs that were spread and the man's head on the inside of it, just sort of slutting and gross, and I just didn't enjoy that very much. I'm Tandiska's. Whose legs were spread? Why?

What was that? How much did they charge? It's like, it was Erica and Crystal's. And Nia's like, oh, Doreet, now we're getting the story. We're getting the story now, Doreet. So something's like, you know what? I don't even know what I have to explain this. You know, some people lack mustard

and some people don't lack mustard. Some of us, to me, it's not like mustard where you're looking at Denise. She goes, how would I know? I don't know what Denise likes mustard list. I'm not paying to find out to me. It's not like mustard, where you're looking at Denise. She goes, how would I know? I don't know what Denise likes mustard, listen, I'm not paying to find out. Okay, here's the point. I was in good hits, but I was in not in good hits space.

And so basically I ruined the whole night. So thank you for asking, lady, I don't know. I appreciate that. Wait, now hold on one second. How do you know about it, other lady on the couch? And he is like, well the girls were talking about how they loved magic Mike and They mentioned that there was someone who did not have as much fun and so I playfully said how could you not have? How could you have a meltdown at magic Mike because it's kind of like the happiest place on earth?

What the hell is wrong with you and furthermore? I was inspired to say this by Kyle and Doreed. Does that help anyone right now? Well, I love them also. They showed the clip of Doreet going she had an absolute It's like five minutes ago and then it cuts the second off. Well, it's not Disneyland. Okay, just don't call it that. And, and Nia, she tells us, Nia, who are you and why is the story relevant on Tuckham? Why? Why on our Mexican fiesta? Are you telling this story? Sun goes, I was just uncomfortable and I just didn't want to be there. And so Durek goes, honey, but you have 51 dollar bills that you were flashing around. Well, that was just like a funny gif ball thing like, like, hey, imagine if I was a loose

woman, this is what I would do, but it was a joke. Um, um, it's just like, well, I did see you have 50s. I could see you getting lip-pamps from the things. And everybody laughs and says, oh, you're all laughing because you know that is something I would never do. If I could someone made a joke of me having a job as a, I don't know, cashier or a laborer, something like that. Or like if someone said,

you're gonna go on a second date with a man who has 12 stories about his mom, I ready to go and one of them falls banging a catfish on the table. So it Doreet's like, oh you would never do that. Well, you did make out with your driver. And everyone's like, the entire, the entire, like the audience couch is like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha You know, Doreed is accused a lot of just being boring and having nothing going on. Doreed is earning her check this year. Yeah, I have to say. Doreed is fucking so funny. I mean, she's always been funny and added something, but she's killing it this year.

So Garth's like, wait, wait, wait, now. Hold on, that was between me and Erica and Sutton. And now I feel like you're using that against her. That's not fair. And Sutton's like, well, you're equating those two things. Okay, now my brother has become a friend, and just because I was attracted to him, and then we had a little makeup session

when he was on the payroll. And Crystal's friends are looking at each other like, what? Oh my God, best night ever to come to Crystal's house. And to read, it's like, no, I didn't say it to any judgment, just with shame. Why did you bring it up? Why did you bring it up? Why did you bring it up? Why did you bring it up? I didn't send that. Why did you bring it up?

I'm trying to stop asking the same question. Why? Why did you bring it up? No, that's the question. Not with the answer. Why did you bring it up? Why? Why? Why did you bring it up? You are more insulin than why? When I tell them what stores out to Pringles. Why? Why did you bring it up? Why would you get the answer the question for face? What? Wow, this is not how you treat someone who is the star of a show that's happening in London right now. Why'd you bring it up? It's my dream. I just want to pie just just splatter in dirty space every once in a while on this show So Eric is like, I hear the waffles and call goes,

it's like deja vu. And then we see like, Naimum, Naimum, Naimum, Naimum. Why did you bring it up? Why did you bring it up? Naimum. Naimum. So I really is taking that housewives thing

of just repeating one thing over and over and over and over again to win an argument that you have no idea. So then, Dirk goes, why am I bringing you up? Because you're talking about your prudish behavior, one ten minutes ago. You talked about making up with your twig. Ah, why'd you think I mentioned it girl? Like, dooooo. I just said we were going back and forth that it was ingest, it was playful, it was joking, it was perhaps, you know, something to make you feel very embarrassed in front of this entire lovely sofa of women.

Six people on one sofa are basically another crime in there. Well, I just feel like you were saying it to embarrass her in front of these women, that's not fair. She was saying that she was. She was sometimes it's important to give people the benefit of the dance. What people? Me in this instant. And then the entire audience, they all just start laughing like it's a sitcom. They're like, I love it. They are literally an audience despite. So they all laugh and then they're like, why is it okay for Erica to scream across the room?

That Angus said not to say where to? It just feels like another reason for Garcell to take issue with me. And if you don't like me, Garcell, stop pretending that you do. I don't think she's really pretending that she does. Yeah, I think she's tolerating your stupid ass. You did just take some information

and then use it against her to try and embarrass her. And you did just do it, like just admit it. You did not say it in like a funny like girlfriend sort of way like, oh, you made it with a driver. You were like, but you made it with a driver. So don't act like you wouldn't be a prude because you're a secret agent at the same time. Yeah, but at the same time, Garsell is the one who originally blurted out this information to Erica. So of course, Erica took that information and we used it to embarrass Sutton, which then in turn caused her to take it and use it for Sutton. So it was fodder, but Garsell

did drop that terror. Garsell dropped it. But you know, though, Garsell also said just kidding and Sutton's, Sutton could have been? Garsell also said just kidding and son's, son could have been like, that's like, oh I wish, or what if she could have deflected, but son kind of, like she was enjoying it too at that bar. She's like, how did it maybe? Maybe I was kind of in love with somebody and maybe I heard somebody else

who could rot poetry and you know, put on a smaller nose or something stand outside their castle, maybe save something. Stop talking about serenow, there was a weird movie, I don't even want to talk about that. So Garcels, when I said it to Erica, we were having good time and I apologized

because I didn't know that this was gonna be brought out of it, it was gonna be brought out in here. And Dread's like, but we are having a good time. We're having such a good time right now at Taco Tuesday. Oh, if only hadn't had that showorama. And she laughs. She's like, well, if you have to say it like that,

we're not having a good time. Oh, but you just attacked me. And then it's like, oh, no, it's violence. And of course, I know that we made the same sounds in our home without even being in your home. I hand slapping our flake. We're ho, like, oh my god, to read. Like she just never fucking learns. So, Garcell tells her I did not attack you calm down with it feels like an attack. And she, Garcell tells us this girl, I mean, she lives in a bubble and it triggers me.

We live in a world where we're woke and we're aware and whatever, and I just feel like she's not. So she explains to her, just so you were aware I did not attack you, we had a conversation. But it felt like you were suggesting that I was trying to hurt her. She was saying that.

I wasn't suggesting. I was saying you were saying it to hurt her. And because exactly, yeah, but that's non-attack. There's a different thing than an attack. And Drew starts saying, well, it feels like, what's a good word, Castle? And Garsell's like, I don't know, but I feel like for, she's basically, Garsal's like over it because this is like the third year she's dealt with it, you know. She's like, I, she's like, no, for you and your privilege, I just, I can't.

And all the women are like, and it's so awkward and Durey goes, what, what does that mean? And Erica goes, it means you're white and the words are different. The different connotations, different meanings you're dumb, dumb. Yes. Thank God. Because they keep tiptoeing around it. No one will just say it. You know what I mean? And it's not the word. And that's the thing with Doree. He's like, Oh, so I can't say that word. So then what is another word that I could use? It's aggressive. No, Doree, you know, it's yes, it's that you agree that you are. I say angry. No, it's not the fucking word.

It's the implication that someone that a black woman can't disagree with you without it being your angry, you're a grind it or you were attacking me. Yeah. Right, like all of a sudden it gets elevated to like danger and scary. So, then Erica explains it, you know, she says, the world of attack has a different meaning when it comes from a white woman to a black woman it just does. And I don't think Doreet meant to hurt Garsell, but it does hurt Garsell.

So Doreet's like, Garsell, I'm very, very sorry that I've triggered a niv and offended you and upset at you. And I would love to have a conversation with you about it. Garsell's like, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm not here to educate you. And she says, well, I think you just have. And she's with that's on you then. Okay. So now it's really awkward. And everyone's like, what the hell? Under it saying, I have no idea where this comes from. You know, I mean, if she just said it trickered me,

I would have immediately understood. And I would have apologized. And I would have said, please stop yelling. She did though. She said that was not an attack. So she did say that. I just wish she said she was trickered so I could say, how my ears, oh.

So then there's just like this, She did say that she said she was trickered so I could say oh my ears So then there's just like this like like the most awkward silence the type of awkward silence that comes after someone has Set a micro aggression and Everyone doesn't know how to pivot out of it and thankfully we have Kim Richards The buccacchi was great, which I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going to say that I was going, that camp did half people go get the little go get is great. And you know, I learned on the set of which mountain, the things get weird, just say, little go get is great. And you just move on to the next scene. You know, when it's just one person is called common. And she just cracks up at her own self.

Kim Kim was so funny in this whole end of the episode. So, Kim likes me. So, Chris said, so does someone want to download me on what happened? Denise is like, well, apparently you were told, Dory, she mean out with her driver and sounds like okay Dory announced it to these people these people the couch people right there the strange non-famous couch people and there's oh yeah she's like sitting up

straight like putting on lip gloss I can really make it a big show I'm like, glass fuck really? Making a big show at a petnamal, I'm like, glass is my petnamal, I'm like, glass not care to me. Oh. And he's like, puttin' just, ingest it was a joke, it was a joke, and did he just go,

well, apparently didn't end well, land well. Just come up, I can tell, trust me, loud and clear, it's like the end of act one at the pentown. So, Sun's like, she's like, well,

where have y'all been? Organs like, conspiring in the kitchen. So, it's like, she's like, well, where have y'all been? Orgley, can spout in the kitchen. So, Doreet's like, well, I'm glad you actually enjoyed the conversation, Crystal, because separately, Setton said to me once again that you heard you, Crystal, saying that I said that's nothing but spotkin or coffee, and it never said such a thing in my life. Seals well okay I'm happy you brought this up so what I was saying is that you said I don't want to get it wrong just when it sounds like you did that to a river and suddenly it was okay let me need this in though but right now you can talk about me I'm my back all you want. I know my life and I know what I've accomplished and I know what I'm going

accomplished and I know what you can't do in order to accomplish what I've accomplished and what I'm going to accomplish while I'm accomplishing things that need to be accomplished because I'm accomplishing them and you better continue your little chatter while I take off and y'all are way back there You're way back there while I'm accomplishing things over there. That's what's gonna happen because I'm moving forward at a very rapid speed accomplishing Complete speech accomplished I don't know where also I have to admit admit, my friend committed a crime which makes me

the accomplice. So I am accomplishing while being a accomplice. Just gonna put that out there. I'm waiting my sound drunk. I also wanna add, I will be going to a movie tomorrow and I will not be paying for it because I'm on the complies. So guess what? This is a compass on the comp list. It's a comp so much. I'm not people at Erica's show who are going to be a bunch of comp blushes.

Got me. Those are people paying for the last year of comp less. But I am on the comp list, cause I'm a comp less. Erica has some comp issues with her cell. Not a single cell. Now, Liz, but you know what that's in the future.

So I will not be complacent, cause I've accomplished. Commuishes, here comes one right now. So everyone's just silent after this big weird speech and growls and mutating her and she's like, if I had a drinking problem, I would not be able to say accomplish this many times. I have to really applaud this show that it went to racial microaggression and then somehow managed to pivot out of that into drunken monologue, that was amazing. I don't know how this, I was like,

I don't know how are we gonna get, I was like, there's still like 15 minutes left on the show, how are we gonna get out of this microaggression space? And here we have the part of it, I think, is just so that it's a derit. And it's like, again, I mean, it's like the conversation has been had.

Derit has just never heard it. I mean, I think everyone else on the cast has heard it. I think the audience has heard it. Derit has just never heard it. It's just bizarre, you know, so I mean, I think everyone else on the cast has heard it. I think the audience has heard it. Doreet has just never heard it. It's just bizarre, you know, sir. Okay, well, thank you for the yearly segment of Doreet being a completely privileged, kind of ignorant big hit.

Okay, so let's get on to you saying the app but booze in my coffee. I'm gonna make a speech with the word accomplished in it, about 56 times. Satin, I apologize, that's your apology? Yes, I'm apologizing. Well, I didn't just go, well, I think I came off kind of judgemental.

So then that's just like silent and awkward yet again. And Dary, she just goes, oh, by the way, did you clear up that thing with Erica? Great she's now been just attacked like she feels like she's just been attacked. Do you know like I just got in trouble and now fucking Denise of all people that's gonna come for me? No way. I look like an idiot in front of these people. So she's like, oh Denise, why don't you have a chat.

You need to have a chat with Erica. And Erica's like, no, we haven't. You're a potster, huh? So she tells us, oh, come on, you don't know what, you know I don't want to fight with Denise, but okay. So it's a three-second. Maraukay. So did you say?

Denise, do you have anything to say? And Denise's like, do you do a read? She's like, well, no, I don't have an issue, but maybe you want to say something. Denise, I think it doesn't really even know that she has a mission. She's like, what? What's going on?

Hey, bring it down a notch, you all right, bring it down. Not cool. I know what you're doing. I see you. All right, you're basically a 5G tower in a residential neighborhood. I know you are and I know that you're following my husband's. Just stop it. Just stop. It's just funny because the royalty-free music earlier, the Trixi Monical music was, I believe one of the lyrics was, we're top notch, we're top notch, and he's like, okay, I broke it down a notch. We're gonna die.

You can't live in that space, you guys can't. That's where Pam got her inspiration. You know. You know, you gotta pull lyrics from the content, you know? You gotta see what's in front of you, and you gotta make a music out of it. The sew, Doree, it's like, I haven't seen my husband in a week and I'm gonna go see now because I was not warned how many tecos were going to be here.

I would appreciate knowing next time how many tecos would be at Teco 2 Sam going home. She's like, let me just drop, let me just shove these two into a fight and I'm going to exit before I say something else that the internet's going to kill me for. So there's, so, so, to read leaves, I didn't need some money. I'm going to miss, go say bye to me and there's, I'm putting on lip gloss. So, look at it. So what is Erica's lip-gloss stage business today? His bizarre.

Well, you know, I wanted to have this conversation, even though I don't know what it's about, but I wanted to have it, okay? Well, I do not want to have this conversation with you. I think you've had your chance at a dinner party. You came in, you had an agenda, you called me a bitch, and I apologized to you. Sincerely, by the way, remember when I said, for whatever hell I've done, I'm sorry. And you know what,

and you call me a fucking, what was it called actually, a fucking bot monster? She was like, and then we see Kyle Taddle tailing at the party, and she goes, she called you a dumb bot bitch. Eric is,

dumb bot bitch, what does that mean? I'm like, first of all, that makes total sense. Have you ever read reviews on your items? I'm sure that's not the first time. But Erica's like, what was that even mean? And Kyle's like, I don't know. So then we cut back to Denise and she's like,

I was Kyle a word. Kyle sober and she messed it up so much. And she's worse at this than when she was drinking. She's like, I don't, I never said that. And Kargo's, yeah, you did at the bar, remember? And then we see a clip of what the mutes really said. I'm so good. I just wanted to realize that she's a fucking

dead coffin as asshole. Kargo's, yeah, I don't know how I got confused with that. I don't know how I confused, I don't know how I confuse, I don't know how I confuse bot with cut fitness. I've never heard of bot use that way, so it makes sense that she didn't say that. Oops, which was a genuinely funny Kyle moment. So Eric was like, well listen, he is what I'm saying. I just said, okay, I don't care about it. You know, I love it.

You wanted to do this on your terms. No, but you're not on your terms. Because you're the one who wants to bring it up. So, what do you have to send it back to these? Head to these. Well, see, we'll put on some lip gloss. Hold on a second. Have fun lots of love walls right now, butter.

Listen, first, first of all, to insinuate that my daughter at 14 years old would have had a threesome is beyond, beyond inappropriate, and to do it while you had a phone that had 5G and Erica's like, listen, I'm shaking my head because that's not what this is about. Okay, you know, by the way, children these days, if they have a phone, they have access to everything. So of course they know, which by the way, Erica, maybe not the best defense right there. Just say, I shouldn't have said it in front of your kids. It's really simple, but she's like,

yeah, the kids are ready now. Look who their parents are. So Denise is like, but these are about, this is about my kids though. Okay. Well, your oldest daughter's on Only Fans. She doesn't know. Look.

Oh, no, she's, that is a low blow bringing up my kids only fans. Don't use the word blow when you're bringing up your kids only fans. Do you know what I mean? Choose better words when we're talking. So Eric is like, look you came in slurring and I'll take you then you can string two words together and you wanted to call me a bitch and you want me to sit there and pretend that nothing happened. What do you think? I'm gonna go to all live not to go to all live fans. You think I'm not gonna go slow? I'm not gonna fucking go. Have you met me? Here we are. That's a bottle. Do you discuss your- That was cold. To just be like your daughter's on. Your daughter's on. And I don't care. I do you just goes, you're a mean woman.

Yeah, because you asked for it. Hopefully, whoa, Erica. She just, just, just burn it all, burn it all down. And she goes, I didn't ask for it. She's, yeah, you did, because you shouldn't have come in here, acted like a bitch. And she goes, you're acting like a bitch.

Oh, yeah, wait, not for a year so I would never even remember. You're home, Mike. You're really, you bitch. Oh yeah, wait, not four years ago. I would never even remember. You're home, Mike. You're really, you're like really, you're really fucking me, aren't you? No, no, I think it's great. I think it's great. What profitable, you with Sammy.

So I go, oh, wow. Wow. Wow, I don't love the slut shaming. But I'm also kind of Denise has just never knows how to argue. She's just like, what? Wow, like why are you bringing up your kids? Why are you bringing up all of this?

Erica's done so much more to you that you could be bringing up without bringing up your kids. Because you know that you're putting your kids into evidence when you do that. You know what I mean? Like when you watch a law show and they're like, objection like, but you were the one who just brought it into evidence when you do that. You know what I mean? Like when you watch a law show and they're like objection like but you were the one who just brought it into evidence like oh sustained no overruled. Thank you. Yes, that they can bring it up like Denise you brought the kid into it and now she can

argue about your damn kid and your kid is on only fans and Denise does a thing with her kid. They have like a package deal on only fans, which obviously I haven't looked at, but her argument I think needs to be like, so what, you're gonna slutsame me really? How'd you get your show in Las Vegas? We all have the fucking internet. I can read gossip stories to Erica, like who owns, you know.

It was, don't be like, what, how dare you say only fans. There's nothing, I don't think you should be shamed about it. Well, as a two-be continued, so we'll find out in the next one. But I mean, Erica definitely, that was, that was, it was pretty gross and pretty nasty. But again, like I said, the silver lining is, I did appreciate just like saying it, just putting it out there. It was not, I mean, it's sad that that's what she had to say, but as opposed to typical

like the insinuations and what do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean, when you said that, what do you mean, whatever. She's like, Erica is, she is definitely honing her villain craft. So we're gonna see what happens. And it wasn't the best message, but it was a super fun messenger, okay? It was a man. You know, sometimes that's okay. By the way, I was thinking the other day,

like sometimes messengers deserve it. You know what I mean? They're like, don't shoot the messenger. I'm like, well, the messenger is one who gave me the bad news. So I will. Thank you.

But also just some advice for something that's already been filmed, you can't shame the shameless. And Erica knows that better than anybody because that's how she's been fighting this whole time. I'm like, you're not just saying it. I don't give a fuck, you know? Yeah, so I think that Denise doesn't have anything

to be ashamed of. Frankly, and I think she should be like, why are you shanning? Now you're gonna shanning. First of all, you were slut, accusing my kid and now you're slut-shaving my kid. Fuck you. And who are you?

What hill is this? Okay. Well, I'm lady. Well, we'll see what Denise says. I don't know when it comes back, but I have a lot of faith. I have to say, I don't have a it comes back, but we'll have a lot of faith. I have to say, I don't have a lot. Yeah, Denise is not a great arguer.

And Erica has actually become a very good arguer. So we'll see, but wow, that was quite the episode. I mean, the season has given us two pretty epic dinner parties. So I don't know. I'm like, I'll be back in two weeks. It's not gonna be our next week. The only new show on Bravo next week is Miami. Everything else is movies and stuff like that.

But the following week, everything is back. And we'll be back. But during next week, we have the four part Christmas recap of the lifetime Christmas flick ladies of the 80s we're doing that with reality gays and then we've got two more ultimate girls trips recaps coming so we've got a six recap week next week so we'll still be here during the holidays so join us for your present cleaning your cookie, whatever, your mother-in-law, kicking outing, whatever. New years.

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