Watch What Crappens - #2270 RHOM + Southern Charm Bonus Episode

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps.  First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM.  Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm, and guess what?  It doesn’t go well.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Good. So we were going to wrap up our week with Beverly Hills and then just be like, well, whatever, we didn't wrap it up. We're just ending with Beverly Hills. We decided to, we decided to do a bonus episode. We'll bonus, we decided right before Beverly Hills, we're gonna do a bonus, but the problem is, we were like, we have to talk about Southern Charm

because so much is going on there. We want to check in on Miami, but the problem is with Southern Charm is that it airs after we've decided to go on vacation. But luckily Bravo has put the first six minutes on its website. So we thought, let's do this. And by the way, if you are not a Patreon,

this is a free bonus episode. If you're not a Patreon supporter, we highly encourage you to support on Patreon because you get bonus episodes much like this. And every week, and they take different shapes and sizes and forms. Sometimes we break down a trailer, we do a trailer trash, sometimes we just talk about food, sometimes we recap shows, sometimes if there's like too many shows on Bravo, we'll recap it on the bonus episode.

But the point is that we have a lot of fun on our bonus episodes and they're every single week. We've been doing them since like 2014. And thanks for our friend Paul. Paul went in and reorganized some of our Patreon. And now if you're looking for that stuff, it's all there. It's easy to find now. So go check out patreon.com slash watch your crap ends and get the full bonus episode experience. Do it. That's also where our videos are. This is a video recap as well. So which one do you want to start with first six minutes of Southern charm or real housewives of my jamme? Let's start with Southern charm. I want to do Southern charm because

I don't know actually is it we are to do Southern charm first because that's more recap in Miami We can talk about what happened. I'm let's start with Miami. Let's start with Miami. It aired first. We should do Miami, so Miami hilarious Let's start with Miami. Let's start with Miami. At aired first, we should do Miami. So Miami, hilarious. Still such a good show. I hope people are watching, because it's only being a close by Salt Lake city right now if you ask me. I'm not talking terms really.

Miami just a real housewives. Miami is hilarious. I feel like Miami is a very underrated city. Literally underrated as far as it doesn't have the ratings I think it should, but I don't think a lot of these shows do. I mean Beverly Hills is very good this year. It's very fun, very funny. Kind of a return to its old school ways. And it's getting great ratings. It's doing really well. Really good.'s doing a little bit of over in overnight, which is great. And these other ones really aren't. Salt Lake City is a fledgling.

Why am he kind of a fledgling being newer to being back on Bravo or whatever, but they're so good. Where are your people? Come back. Well, you know, Salt Lake City's last year on Salt Lake City, we enjoyed it, but the season was like a little uneven. And so I always feel like whenever there's an uneven season, the ratings for the following season are the ones that kind of suffer. But I think everyone's talking about Salt Lake City. It is the one that is on everyone's lips.

Beverly Hills is just such a big show. There are a lot of people who just, at some point, decide they didn't want to get into new real house, so I said, they just stick with the ones they got. They come back for Beverly Hills. So it's huge. Also, the numbers change, because people watch certain shows when the air overnight.

Some people wait until they stream it later in the week. So ratings are a little, I've read before that, ratings are not as much of an indicator anymore. I think that now networks care a lot about online chatter and presence and impact in that way too. So to that end, Miami is great and so funny. And so this week's episode starts off back in Palm Spring, Palm Beach, I should say,

because there was the aroma 360 house. And we're at a Croquet Club. And we're at a croquet club. It starts off at an croquet club. And Marisol has just gotten a Google alert about monkey, aka Lisa Hawks' time, because the news broke that Lisa has been running up $10,000 of InstaCart cost per month on Lennie's tab. I mean, they do upcharge you on InstaCart.

I will say that because I got an ice cream that is normally $6, which also fuck you ice cream industry. A little ice cream, this big is $6. That's not right. Yeah. But it was supposed to be $6 and it was like $850. So that's how they get you. Now that said, how much ice cream did you get, Lisa?

How much ice cream did you get? I would like to know that. So they're all in shock. They're like, oh my god, like she ran up like $10,000. And then they're also kind of like in shock with her whole story about how she called the cops on Lenny and then the cops came and there was this big fight and the kids were right there and then like two seconds later Lisa showed up at Julia's event and they're like that's kind of wild that she didn't stay at the house after this surtraumatic night for the kids. So Alexia is like I mean listen like I get it like you want your man to pay for things but like you know like my guy should at least pay for my car, but he's accusing her of planting listening devices in the car.

If Jodie is so great, then Jodie should just lease her a car. Why not? And Gertie goes, yeah, it doesn't have to be even a nice car. Get a Rikorola or something. He goes, what's that? What is that? What is that? What is Adana Corolla or something. And she likes he goes, what's that? What is that? What? What? Corolla? What is like, like, Adam and Corolla? Like, you can just like, Renton, like,

going to Peter Alex, what car? And she talks about how she's never had to buy a car because someone's always bought her a car. So then she just laughs. I'm like, Oh, God, this is not going to go well this episode. Cause this is the episode where they're basically all like, yeah, we're sickle listening to Lisa. We have to tell her 20 different times how we're sickle listening to her. And they kinda do it, but which makes Lisa look more like a victim cause it really does look like they're attacking.

They're so bad. They're so bad through hell. But then Lisa turns it around at the end. We are kind of like, oh God, so you don't listen to anything they said then, huh? Yeah, well, because basically they tell Lisa, they basically, when they're sitting at a crequet, they're like, okay, we've all tried to tell Lisa

that like, you know, she needs to get over Lenny, like the kids, this is bad for the kids. You should be prioritizing the kids right now. We've all tried to have a conversation with her. They're like, Julia, you haven't talked to Lisa about this yet. You could do it. She's like, yeah, second do it. I would bring gold.

They're like, okay, good. That'll work. That'll be really good. You can really share. Yeah, because basically the thing is, they're like, I mean, it was my, that Lisa came to your opera thing. She said, yeah, it was my set Lisa came to your opera thing Shikia it was my she came to operate thing but at same time you have children at home and you just called cops and

Arts children scared gods come first children come second hop rock come third What am I saying God God first, God second, God third. So then they play croquet and they're of course all wild. And Kiki scores a point. She starts running around her boob comes out and of course everyone's scandalized because it's just like these old guys at this club. They're like, this is the best croquet club in the entire world.

He literally pretty much says that. He's like, you never find any more refined club than this. And I don't know that. But I like it. I just can't like give them the lesson. He's like, this is the finest croquet club in the world. And like, oh my God, you got something on your titty. Like what is that?

I know, they're like, welcome to the best croquet. Oh my God, you got something on your titty like what is that? To like welcome to the best croquet Of course you've ever seen and Alexi was like oh well, you know, I spilled balsamic on my titty Oh, but is that balsamic like I knew I shouldn't have had this salad. I had this salad and I've got balsamic on my best They're like not even paying attention So then Alexian Marisol walk off and have a conversation about Julia because Julia had just said in the last episode She accused Marisol of hiring private investigators I totally believe and following everybody around and following the coals has been to the mall

It wasn't to the mall. It was a restaurant called a mall by the way. The mall. The mall. The mall. It was a restaurant called a mall. By the way. The mall. By the way. The mall. By the way.

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Like, I know that the mall means something else, probably whatever it means. But also, like, don't get mad. It's Lebanese. It's Lebanese restaurant, I heard, yeah. Oh, well, still, like, don't get mad. And Lebanese is a Lebanese restaurant I heard, yeah. Oh, well, still, like, it's an honest mistake at our part. Wait, is it? Yeah, well, in Toronto, it's a model is a modern Lebanese culinary experience.

Photographers are loud. So, Marisol's pissed because she's just been accused of all of this stuff. And Alexie is like, no, she didn't mean it like that. We're friends right now. I'm going to use her as a weapon. So please don't start fights with her. And Mary saw's like, I don't appreciate you not sticking up for me. Well, Julian, I mean, bro, what kind of bro?

It wasn't that bad. You have to like get over it. I didn't think it was bad. It wasn't bad. You have to get over it. Oh, God, don't be like you, stop being like me. Okay, now you're being like you say. You can't not even listening.

You have to like get over it. You're being stupid right now. You're not even a full-fledged cast member. So you have to listen to what I say. Okay, you have to stop. Here's a stop. Oh, it's cool, I mean, this is ridiculous. Listen, I need you to be my friend. I don't think you're on my side. I mean, one side of

you on, I'm over here. You're over there. Like, boom, boom, boom. What is this pickle bomber on different sides of the corn, like? Like I said, the Todd, I absolutely do not play both sides. I only play for one team. What's that? I'm really not happy with Broadway, man. He said that I started cracking. These people are so silly. Just be right there. What's that, am I really not happy with bro right now? He said that I started cracking up. These people are so silly. And now she is correct though.

She is a marathon person. Someone being her best friend, Alexia is really not standing up for her. And how often am I on Mary Soul side? Never. It's extremely rare, but I think she's got a point here. Yeah, Alexia is like, basically like, oh, you're being silly.

You're, get over it, get over it. When you know if it was Alexa, if it was the other way around, which I think Marisol said at one point, Alexa would be having a connection fit. Okay. So then what happens? So then they all go to dinner and the Julia and Alexia go to the bar and have a little talk about the gay thing like she's like why tell me truth You tell me truth pinky. I tell you truth pinky And then we make pinkies lock and then pinkies are locked and then God said let me out

You're lucky inside and we say oh my God God we open pinky God runs free. We hug like babies Yeah, well, yeah, of course, no, that's totally, yeah, sure, sure. So yeah, yeah, you can tell me anything that we totally cool about. Yeah, just tell me whatever. Yeah, no problem. I'll be totally cool. Okay, you remember when I said we can sleep in same bed and you

said I need to ask Todd. Oh my God, Alexia just started scratching her head and like pulling her hair and then scratching her face. She literally at one point started patting down her eyebrows. She's like, oh, that was just like a joke. That was like a ha ha joke. You know, when you're a star, you come up with jokes.

Like that's what you do. Like you're a born star, born joke star. You know what I'm saying? I'm a comedy. Like I make like Peter laugh all the time and like, I like Todd. Todd's like, you should go on tour. You should be like, I was like, it's nothing.

He has nothing. So funny, like visibly uncomfortable, like what? It wasn't because you were like gay, like, listen, I wish we could all be lesbian, spring, bling, bling, bling, Spanish bling, Spanish bling. I don't No, no, I'm just saying like that would be disgusting am I right?

But like you know like I love you. That's like, but like I don't think it's like yeah Like when I look at you, I don't think you're like a disgusting the pre-option man being who like sleeps with people They shouldn't be sleeping with I just think of you as like a really nice girl with gold. That's all. It's nice. So, um, they make, you know, Julia's like whatever. She seems to have gotten the message. I'm not going to push it, you know, she's like about to pull out her own hair. So I'm going to, I'm going to leave that. So Lisa joins the table and she's like, Oh, guys, I got those. Unfortunately, I didn't love the

Hawks time sense. It's not ready for me yet. But like a true business woman, I will persevere until the right smell comes to my nose. Yeah, we'll be waiting with Bated Breath for that. Perfect Lisa Hawksstein smell the scent. Not be happy until I smell me about a fly. And it smells like $10,000 of Instagram groceries. Lots of people bags. Stay tuned for my set. So they're like, um, okay, well Julia, go for it. So Julia's like, okay, so, okay, um, so, yes, uh, remember when I had party, I, I sing

opera. Oh, um, so you, you call police and that's terrible Yeah, I was terrible Children and you let you the children know we like to put the put the children first always children first always always always So she's in first anyone want to help me out here Lexa Can you help you out here just a little bit? I'm a little little scared right now Okay, listen always saying, first everybody's like, oh my gosh, she's bungling this, right? Like, we're, we all want to Julia to say something

and she's totally fucking it up. So then Alexia tries to help her, but guess what? Alexia has, Alexia ever made anything better? No. Okay. The show, but anything else, no, she has not. So she's like, okay, listen, here's what we're saying. You're a terrible mother, and you need to be a better mother,

because it's embarrassing, okay. In different ways, they say that. They're like, why are you calling the kids here? Why are you calling the cops your house and then leaving to go to an opera party? And Lisa's like, okay. And I'm like, and what about this Jodie guy? And then he's like, I don't even know Jodie.

What the fuck is with this guy? I don't know him. And they're like, are you sure you're not jumping into this? And should you get a job? And maybe you shouldn't be relying on another man's money. I may be joking. I'm going to, and she's like, she's like, well, first of all, the kids were asleep.

So I could go to the opera party. Second of all, of course, I'm not gonna just move in, go from man to man, I'm gonna go to a condo for about a week, and then the next place which is with Jody, so I think that clarifies certain things. And another thing, I'm just like curious about something here. Last night, you said I was talking about Lenny too much. Tonight, all you want to hear about is Lenny too much. Tonight all you want to hear about is Lenny. So which one is it? She's got a point. Okay, she's got a point. So they're like, no, no, we're just saying, you know, all this drama with Lenny, you're

letting it get to you too much and you need to concentrate on you, but they're just all coming out or at one time. Don't have to say Lisa was pretty impressive here because I feel like any other show. I was expecting her to just start crying and be like, oh, there you go for me. When I'm going through there, look at my kids, look at my, I was expecting this huge thing. And she wasn't at all.

She stayed really calm. And she's like, okay, thanks so much for the advice, but this is my life. And... But then someone asked her, I forget who it was, maybe it was Lexia, I was like, so like when we drove here, like, did you drive Lenny's car? She's like, yeah, well, did you drive Todd's car? And then Alexa's like, oh, well, you know, but like, Todd's like, not, like, I'm in a good place with Todd, like he's not trying to sue me, you know?

But like Lenny's trying to sue you, you know, but like let me try to sue you So why are you driving his car? And so then Adrian was like, but it was married property like the she got the car when she was met and Lisa's like This wasn't even the car that had the listening device put into it. They say I mean So allegedly So funny because Alexi's argument is like well, it's not accusing me of putting a listening device in the car So it's not the same thing. I said, oh, that was that was a different car. Whatever They are just like coming at her really hard and then Alex at one point was like, okay, so like when I met Todd

like I was still doing with like Herman's estate, Herman's estate, and like basically I lost. And Todd's like, I'm not gonna let you, like, and I was gonna appeal it. And Todd's like, no, you can't appeal, I'm not gonna let you do that. So I didn't appeal. What I'm trying to say is you're probably gonna lose this.

So you should probably just like move forward because you're gonna lose. Well, and she's saying if Todd came to the point where I was gonna relitigate it, like I lost, I was gonna appeal or whatever. And Todd said, if you do this, I'm fucking done with you. I'm sick of our life being around this other guy who's not even here anymore, you know?

And so she's like, you've got to drop it. But she's just doing, she's just saying it and like, she's trying to get her porn across, but she's failing and so she's like, you've got to drop it. But she's just doing, she's just saying it and like, she's trying to get her point across, but she's failing. And so she's getting more and more intense. It's better, Lisa is getting, yeah. Lisa's not getting it, because like Lisa's basically saying, it's better just to move on than to be right. Like you know, you're right.

Focus on the future. At least it's like, yeah, well, every divorce is different. And mine's more different because mine's more famous. So it doesn't really matter. It doesn't apply to me. Like, okay, all right, having taken a lesson is great. And then she's like, I mean, listen, like, I'm not, I'm not, I just like, Jody,

because I don't wanna start dating. I'm not gonna go on the dating scene. Like me, I don't even like to go out. I just like to be a Netflix and home with a guy and a guy online. Which first of all, how flattering is that to Jody? Like Jody's there and he has an Netflix account. So, that's why we're together.

But also they cobble shit. They're like, you don't go out since when don't you go out? Well, people. Monkey loves going out. Monkey not going out. Monkey goes out. So they realize, I think they realize they bungled it and they're not going to get anywhere anytime soon. So they start saying things

like, we just want to show we care. Why don't we do a group hug, group hug, Lisa, and then just all gather around her and hug her to be like, every pretend we never said anything tonight. Okay. But then Kiki sits back down and goes, I just don't even know about Jodie though. So I'm like, oh my god. But the mostly says like, I wish I was an octopus so I could just go, what ya? And they do like a visual with her with eight arms, which was terrifying.

Yes, and most importantly, in this, the crew like gets brought up again, but not before when they were talking about the cars, cause I think it was this Gurdie, I mean, I know Gurdie asked the question, but was the Gurdie's question, did Jody buy you a car, right, or something like that? No, they were like, no, you need to stop driving your husband's car or whatever, and someone

goes, what is she supposed to do? Just get a key or something? A key, he goes, a key, uh, oh. It smells like, what about a Corolla? Like, ah. Oh It smells like what about a Karola like ah It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial It's almost that magical time of year speaking of what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben? Hands down the Grinch same it cracks me up that he hates all the marimons right and he steals everyone's presents

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As you know, I'm famously great with kids. Follow Tiz the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So, um, okay, so then we go to, they're back in Miami now. So the trip is over and we go back just to kind of normal life. We have a scene with Nicole and her dad, which is sad because her father passes away later in the season, which happens in both shows,

by the way, because in Southern Charm that we're talking about in the next segment, Taylor's brother passes away later in the season and they brought my ups. So it's... Right, I think actually Nicole's dad only died they brought him up. So it's... Right. I think actually Nicole's dad only died about a month ago. So I don't think it's even going to be on the show.

But it was, what made this sort of heartbreaking was they meet up, but it's a very, it's a fun scene. It's a sweet scene because we see there are reports much better and he's talking about, I don't know what his cause of death was, but he's talking about that he's having some issue with peeing, he's peeing a lot and it calls like his ear prostate and then the music gets very serious, which makes me think that I wonder if that was related to it. I'm not sure or not trying to make a thing out of it. But then basically, he's talking about how he wants to have more kids and he's saying, they're just saying, she's like,

do you, are you sure you want to bring more kids in this world because you don't know how much time you have left, so when she says that, I sort of, my heart broke a little bit because I don't know if she was able to even watch the scene, but it probably was difficult for her to see it. Yeah, and the scene was really, really funny. I mean, their chemistry was so funny.

Actually, it's something that's like, she's supposed to be meeting his young, like 20 year old girlfriend or whatever, and the girl isis, and the girlfriend doesn't show up. And so Nicole's like, what the hell, dad? And he's like, oh, you know, I'm listening. You know, she can't come because sciatica or something, you know. And she's like sciatica, can a 20 year old even get sciatica?

And he's like, I'm gonna have another kid. She's like what because too. I want two kids And she goes how many do you have you have got six kids because I've got eight kids like what? I said don't even know about and then the See the sky she goes who are they and he's like well The history is so there's John John does Lou There's Ricardo does Jonathan. He just keeps naming people. She's like, wait a minute. How many kids are those? But the thing is they can't say all the name because there's like so many kids like some of them are like seven or eight years old

And as they mentioned to like well, I know about And I know about, and I'm about, and I know about, and I know, well, what about, and I don't know, but don't forget about, and the, but what about, but I haven't spoken to, and forever. And it's just like all totally bleeped out all these names. She's like, oh my god, like I'm waiting for Astrung Kutcher to jump out.

He's like, oh yeah, I'm his dad too. He was a good kid, you know, we don't talk that much. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. So, but like sad with the foreshadowing, and they gave also a nice little card at the end of the show saying in loving memory, which was nice. Yeah, but this was actually a really nice scene, and it was nice to see her getting along with him, and also just the acceptance of me like,

oh my god, this guy's a fucking mess and just laughing with him, you know, it was my, so I'm glad they got that before he passed. So then, or she got that, did I say she got that or he, I'm glad they both got that before he passed. So then we get, okay, so like we said before, we just saw Lisa really hold herself well, I think with all the ladies when they were coming at her. And we're like, oh my god, Lisa is on such a good path now. And then she takes her kids to dance class.

Oh my god. Why Lisa? So they go to dance class and the kids are learning like position one and position two in L.A. and relevant and Bila V and did it in arabescan you know black swan so when this all happens so Adriana calls because guess what there's been yet another Lenny crisis Lenny is now filed a motion to worst motion yet which is that he wants to have a hundred percent custody of the kids. And my thing with my thing is saying, look why Lisa is because she's in the dance room. She's in the ballet. Yes.

Like, oh my god Adriana, you want believe what he did? He's trying to take my kids from me. And it's like, oh my god Lisa, go into the hallway at least, you know, like they were just telling you leave the kids and you're like standing right in there. Oh my god It's like you know everything she's going through and you want to you know you do we do root for Lisa But it's like Lisa no so Adriana comes and her hot ass car This isn't the same car she bought that season right maybe like last season. I don't know. She loves vintage cars, vintage sports cars. So she shows up in this car It was and so then Lisa comes out and they had this conversation in the sports car where Lisa's basically crying and is like this guy is like a monster and

Adriana and the women all came around that they were coming at me at the dinner party and Adriana is like don't forget He's the one who left you for a 23 year old or a 25 year old. He's the one who's wrong here, not you. Well, she says that the reason he's coming at her and this lawsuit is he's claiming that she's doing drugs and that she was her overheard saying that she wanted legal drugs like Adderall and Clonopin, which by the way, who hasn't been overheard saying they want Adderall and Clonopin? Exactly. Like, welcome to America.

But he's using that and she's saying that he's going to try to use that to take her kids. And it is heartbreaking because she's saying, oh my God, I have nobody out on my family here. Who does that? So she gets a little pep talk. And then at the end of the scene, I'm like, okay, now it's dark, where are your kids?

They're still, that's stuck in position too. They're just like her wedding. The scene about like, but I have a good parent, you can't see. So you are, it's like, wait a minute, it's been five hours. Where are they? They're having like more teens, you know?

Right, the kids are now like, they're doing the Nutcracker. It's been five hours. Where are they? They're having like more teens. You know? Right. The kids are now like, they're doing the Nutcracker. They've been in that ballet class so long. They've been hired by Sutton Stract to join ABT. So yeah, so that was that episode. That was kind of like a very brief overview, but it was a hilarious episode. And if people are not watching the show,

they should be. So now Southern Charm. So Southern Charm, great season, loving this season. So Bravo put up the first six minutes and where we left off on their Jamaica and they're at this big group dinner, Shepp and Austin just got into this really, this really big shouting match up

in Whitney's presidential suite. Austin was just a total twat to Madison where he's like, just a board housewife so she's pissed at him. They go to, so there's big-rooped dinner is happening on the heels of this acrimony and Taylor has now just stood up because she wants to put everything to rest for once. She wants everyone to shut up and so she's gonna address this with the grease one last time. I'm going to stand up.

I'm going to finally tell everybody what's been going on. It's like, don't, don't, don't. So everybody's like, oh my god, what is Taylor going to say? She's going to say a bunch of nothing. We already know the Taylor. It's not a dirty. She's going to bunch of nothing. We already know the tailor. It's no accountability. She's gonna say fucking nothing. So now she's standing up at the dinner table. And we know that she is a fan ultimately of this show because she's doing Mayor Hands. I'm

have to say her and Olivia are both doing Mayor Hands during this whole scene. Her is our holding her she's kind of doing the Heather hands from Rose, Wes, of Orange County, and like the holding time of the sticks. Yeah, the little baby claws. Like, it's like a claw machine trying to pick up something very small like this. So she's doing that, moving them around a lot.

And Olivia has her own little mayor hands going. So they're fans. But ultimately she stands up and she's like, I don't know, I apologize. I don't know what else to give. There was never an extensive anything going on between us. That's it. I'm done.

Not that she's the one, she shouldn't be the one, she's not the one who gets to say she's done, but she's gonna say, I'm done. What happened is what happened and masks, what happened? And Taylor goes, it was a kiss, it was a kiss. And she goes, hey, Tay, don't get bogged down on the details. Go, go, go. Do as I said, remember why I co-shoe, go do that.

And Austin's like, I agree, I agree. Shut the fuck up, Austin, okay, with your, I agree, you agree. Shut the fuck up, Austin. Okay, with your I agree, you don't get to have an agreement here. Would you be quiet? Now that said, I'm gonna flip flop a lot in this conversation because everybody's on my nerves at this standpoint. But Taylor does have a right to tell everybody to shut the fuck up.

How many times are they gonna have to have this argument on whether or not she fucked Austin? Just because page six says that they heard that they hooked up doesn't mean that they did. It's the same gossip you guys have been fighting about all season. I don't understand why it's such a big different thing now just because of page six. Now I get that it's because Taylor, like I said, I'm flip-flopping, the page six article came out and Taylor didn't go to a livie and say like, oh my God, this article came out. I just want you to know it's still not true. Just because page six says it doesn't mean that it's suddenly true, but at the same

time, Olivia's been really shitty to her rightly so and ignoring her. So why would she run to Olivia? Well, I mean, what I meant by that was more like, yeah, I mean, people should stay out of it. Like people like who needs Craig Weng in or chef? Well, I guess chef can win because he's affected to some degree. But what he, but the problem with Taylor is that like, she has given these shitty apologies all season.

And then one of those apologies was a lie. She has two lies and two big lies this season. She keeps saying I had one lie, but she had two lies. The first lie was that she did anything with him and the second lie was that it was like that they kissed or whatever. And then the, or that it was like more so, who cares? But that like, but she, to get a shitty apology

to Olivia that clearly did not get through, she did not, she was not able to take accountability. She's been told she hasn't been able to take accountability. And now she just wants Olivia to get over it. And it's just, it's not up to Taylor to tell the person that she heard the time frame for them to get over it. So it just never works. When people do the whole, I've apologized four times now. How many more times have to do it? Like any time you're saying that, that means that your apologies have been shit. So like, just be the quantity, it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality. And if you ever in life say, I just keep on having to apologize, usually

you keep on having to apologize because you're not good at it. Or maybe the person that you would allegedly care about is really hurt. And they just need some reassurance. And if you cared about them, you would be humble enough to be able to do this thing, this simple thing to help get your friendship back in order. Well, I get that. I think that you're right. I just, there's a part of me that just hears

squartin' and like echoing into a tin cylinder. I just hear milking. You know what I mean? I feel like Olivia is just at this point, she's just fucking milking enough. Like I get it, okay? We all get it. And why do you need to wait until a dinner scene, until everybody's there to start this shit? You were just sitting alone with her for how long? 10 minutes, 20 minutes? You guys were waiting for everybody else to show up, but you had to wait for everybody else to show up at the dinner to have this. You're milking, okay? I don't know. I don't think she's milking. I'm gonna say I don't think she's milking. Now, I hate to be the one, the big Debbie down

around this. I think that Olivia, first of all, is also, as was mentioned by people on that bus. She is in a very emotionally sensitive place in her life. And I feel like that really is a big, big impact on that. But also, because my instinct, my normal instinct is to say, you know what, I really like this girl, she fucked up, but you know what though, we're going to move on. But the problem has really been that I think that Olivia was at that place and that Taylor just has not been able to just give

like a proper, like, you know what, it was really bad. I should have come to you. I didn't come to you. By the way, Austin said I shouldn't, Austin said I should keep it secret. So I was just trying to honor him too. And, you know, like, throw Austin out of the bus a little bit, Taylor.

But she just wasn't able to do it. And then of course like, okay, like her brother died. And her brother died kind of in that, at that, at that formative moment when they could have been getting everything back on track. And so then they don't have that moment. Olivia has bigger things, she's more sensitive. So I don't know, I don't really think she's milking it. I think she's just exasperated by a Taylor. I think she's full of shit at this point. Like I'm tired of it

So, but I don't disagree with you. I think that you're right. I just like Taylor Armstrong enough at this point for me for me so then Olivia so She's like don't get popped down in details now while I'm at it. You shut the fuck up to plan out Bullsearch, okay? No, what's talking to you? Bad shirt be quiet over there and Austin's like yeah, I agreed so Olivia goes no, it's not being bogged down in details, okay?

It's not about being bogged down in details shop and Taylor's like, um, please dear, can we put this to rest? Okay. I put a lot of exclamation points in Taylor's sentence, but she doesn't really use those. No, she doesn't. Olivia wrote, she's very robotic. She's like, everybody, I have had enough of this.

I'm not gonna talk about it anymore. And Olivia's like, don't act like it's something that needs to be put to rest because I'm reacting and I'm mad and angry. I'm so sorry, Chef, that your Kumbaya moment doesn't fit in here and if that's your journey and you wanna be Kumbaya, then pop off on someone later, I am happy for you.

And she's like, I just know, I just yelled at Austin. I'm yelling at Austin, I'm not Kumbaya. She's a great point, you know? She's not always wrong. I'm not saying just yelled at Austin. I'm yelling at Austin. I'm not gonna buy ya. This is a great point, you know. It's not always wrong. I'm not saying she's always wrong. So, Seth, I've never taken your right to react away from you. I would never do that.

So, there's like, yeah, whatever. Okay, Taylor, you lied to me. It's like, but I owned it. I owned it after I didn't own it and went to that breakfast with you where I completely lied to your face again. And then Austin told you behind my back after making me promise that I wouldn't tell you,

I owned it, then I didn't get in touch with you, but I waited until everybody was at the fessant dinner and then tried to apologize last minute. I owned it. Yeah. And it all feels like, so don't act like you're tired of talking about it then and tell us like, well, take it or leave it.

Take it or leave it, which is a really great way to to bear that at you if you say take it or leave it. Okay, and so then shop's like, no, Taylor, gosh, don't see that, you can't see that. Because I have nothing left to give. It is my fourth fucking apology. And she does, she does not want it. And then he does like, oh, wow,

she put a clap behind that, wow. Wow, she gave it the clap. It's like a male member of this cast. My strong. But also, by the way, you're saying you're forth of apologize, but you're not apologizing. So by the way, if it's any consolation to you where I think Olivia's been really wrong in this, is that I feel like she has been way harder on Taylor than she has been on Austin. And she is harsh on Austin in this scene, but by and large, she like, like I've said this all season, it really bothers me that because she expects more of Taylor, she therefore

punishes Taylor greater, but she has fewer expectations of Austin. So therefore he gets off the hook. But the person who really deserves to be punished is Austin more greatly, given that they both deserve some sort of punishment or consequences. It just bothers me that I feel like this is how Austin gets by in life, and that's how he fails upwards,

is that people have low expectations of him so that when he fucks up, they're like, well, it's Austin, we knew it was gonna happen. And it's just like it's bullshit because that's how people like this go ahead that they can actually act poorly. Someone else has a much worse punishment for it and he goes on with his life

and everything's works out fine. I don't like that. I just called Austin an idiot and a motherfucker nine million times. Like, she does go at Austin all the time. I think that she does make Austin pay for it. Austin just doesn't care. I'm like, I don't care.

I'll just keep lying and then going, you're insane right now. You're insane right now. Like, I don't even go over to the top. I don't think she's punishing Taylor more. I just think that Taylor is more affected by it. And so she starts this whole like, what am I already apologized? Whereas Austin's just like, you're insane. I'm not gonna talk about,

but then he also, they also get the flirty thing. He's also using her because she does movies that is hilarious with him. She goes from being furious with him to him like warming his way back in there and using her brother's death and all of this other stuff to warm his way back in and then rebond with her. So then they start the flirty thing again.

And then she realizes that he was full of shit again and then she gets furious with him again. So there's more of like a break in between of when she's furious with him, but she lets him have it all the time, I think. But I guarantee that her relationship with Taylor, I mean, I don't know where it is right now, but right now, if you're supposed to be in alterably, in alterably, that is relationship that has severed, whereas Austin, she's angry at Austin,

but the relationship will then continue on as friends. But if you fucked me over, it would be very different than if some guy I dated or was fucking fucked me over. I would care more if you'd, you know what I mean? No, I understand why. You're my friend. I understand the logic.

I understand why. But ultimately, the outcome of those situations is that the person, the betrayal hurts more because you're more invested in your closer friend. The betrayal hurts more because you're more invested in like your closer friend, the betrayal hurts more. But in some ways, then maybe the forgiveness is owed more to, right? As opposed to the shitty person who it doesn't cut as deep, but then they're still just,

they just get to, their lesson, their takeaway from it is that I can just continue being shitty to people. And like I still get to reap the rewards in life and in society, whereas, you know, it's like I get it, I understand. I'm not like an idiot, like I'm not saying you're saying that. But I understand how life works. I understand how life works. I understand why the betrayal is so hard.

I'm just saying it sucks. It sucks at the way that humans interact, that people like Austin basically just wind up with ultimately an emotional slap on the hands, on the wrists and on the hands everywhere, just like a light slap. And like we said, on the recap of Beverly Hills,

you can't shame the shameless, like you can just yell at somebody all you want to, but he does not care. He's just somebody who does not fucking care. Because at the end of the day, he still has tall privilege. And that's what we only need. Yeah, just like a G. G. Tall failing upwards white man.

Does it matter that he never closes his mouth or choose with his mouth closed and splurts food and spit all over everybody? No, it doesn't matter. He's seven feet tall, okay? He wins. And he says, he can cheat on you. He can steal your car, and start your doesn't matter. He's seven feet tall, okay? He wins. And he says he can cheat on you. He can steal your car, start your house on fire.

He wins, he's tall. Permissions, here comes one right now. So, um, so then, she's like, okay, just tell her, just sit down and relax, because I mean, do you want me to say that he fucked me? Do you want everyone's like, yes, yes, say it. Say it, mess like, yes, come on, tell us about that, beta. And all of you is like, yes, because that's what happened. And tell us like, so now you want me to lie.

You want me to lie. Oh God. So you have no problem lying before you spent half of of season lying So why are you screaming that you cannot lie and you absolutely cannot lie? Please stop with that and also it is not what happened It's not what happened. Okay, that is not what I didn't we did not have Saxon okay, and I'll leave you say if you guys have been honest from the start

There's what not happened Say it okay, and I'll leave you say if you guys have been honest from the start This would not have happened. It would not have Hillary's like, but it's not what happened That isn't enough Dawson's like Taylor and I did not have sex which by the way, thank you Austin for like at least Putting him a modicum of energy into like Participating in this because Taylor's taking all the heat and he's just sitting there and now he's now he's finally saying something.

You know, I feel like a real quote unquote gentleman would have said, you know, you guys are giving Taylor a lot of shit and like it just has to stop. She's like, you guys, but no, but I think he would, but like, I'm a gentleman, be a gentleman. I'm calling on me but considering that's the code of the show Like if Austin should have been that person to stand up and say you guys. I'm sick of it Taylor is taking all this shit from you guys she said the truth and It seems like none of them take all this shit. Why would he say anything? He wouldn't say this

I'm saying this if he were the quote, unquote, gentleman that he claims that he wants to be or whatever. He goes to therapy and he's like, wow, I can't seem to have any success. Wow, people, it's always my fault. And then here's a moment where he could actually do something sort of selfless and helpful.

And he's just sitting there. He's something at all. He would never do that. He started all of this. He's been doing it from the very beginning and he's only guilted into performing. He's a bit of a pain very beginning. And so I'm like, oh, I'm going to be quiet. He's the one who guilted Taylor into keep this quiet. Now Taylor is her own person.

She can think for herself. She is not an innocent victim in this. But I do think that she's well, but like the point, yeah, but that's the point is that she is very obviously influenced by these men in her life And and Austin was like can't tell anyone can't tell anyone and then he's the one who outs it by the way like it's this guy so shitty I thought I'm saying why would you expect him to stand up and say I know you're not actually expect him to I'm just saying like he would never be like cause Why don't you mean to the girl also, just on the flip side,

Taylor is the one standing up at dinner being, I've had it. That's why they're shut the fuck up, Taylor. And then in a minute, when Austin does it, they start yelling at him. You know, it's like, yeah. That's what's cracking me up about this all episode. First of all, they're all fucking wasted.

They're all cross-eyed wasted. So their arguments are just silly anyway. They're just like doing that repeat, repeat, repeat over and over this argument, over and over again. Second, they are doing kind of the Salt Lake City thing where it's community theater because you've got both Olivia and Taylor who are very new and still learning how to reality TV act. So they're just both very like, I'm going to say this thing again. And then Taylor's like, no, I'm standing up now. And then she gets mad and walks off. And then Austin's

like, I'm going to stand up now. And they literally stand up and do like center stage like they're at an open mic. You know what I mean? It's just it's beautiful. It's like community theater, southern charm, be stringed, trying it out. So Taylor is like, gosh, I'm not gonna claim that somebody fucked me without them actually fucking me and Austin's like, and if you can't do with that then I fucking, I don't even know what to say to you.

Mass and I go, dude, are you guys gonna stop fucking attacking her? Cause it's not her problem. Wait, what? Oh, Olivia, she's saying that about Olivia, cause Austin and Taylor just said, those two things to Olivia and Matt is like, stop it, that gonna Olivia.

And then Austin goes, hush, hush, which is so fucking not the same thing. I'll shut the fuck up, baby, with the Becky hair. Okay, I do respect you, Taylor, for standing up, finally at the table. And literally talking about everything we're all assuming, because Austin will not do it. Where are you? Madison, Madison, I quite literally don't give a shit about anything you think about me quite literally.

Madison. Yeah, he put you don't give a shit about She did like a growl. Yeah, hush, hush. He's so condescending to her and Jayce goes, hey You just told her to hush. What is she? Your child? Is she your like little baby fish on your fishing line that you tried to catch? But the real pretty fish was still on the other fish line.

You didn't treat it like the queen fish that she is. You need to stand up. Obviously, you're just bro, you need to stand up. Yeah, you need to get off your knees. I'm not on my knees. My bad. Welcome. JT man. Ugh. And mass is like, okay, you know what? I'm not on my knees my bad

JT man, and mass is like okay, you know what you're just walking around like a fucking sloppy mess Yeah, of course what's like well you are sloppy mess mess and oh So if I needed just kind of like smacks him with her napkin. She's like stop. Don't do that So Craig's like, stop. Don't do that. So Craig's like, okay, let me say Taylor, Shep and Olivia, I think we're both freaked out because you guys talk to your family about it. She's my brother. Just my brother. And he's like, yeah, that's part of it. These two are such bad. They're so bad at lying, Taylor. Both Taylor and Austin think and Austin. Yeah, that's part of it. Olivia is, yeah, that just doesn't make sense to me. You guys are like talking to your family.

I just, I didn't. I just talked to my sister. She goes, okay, well, that's family, right? So Taylor goes, I had a moment like, who did I go to? My confidant, my brother. I love and adore him. As I go to my confidant my brother. I love and adore him as I know you love and adore your brother and Olivia's like Oh my god. And everyone's like no Taylor. They're so bad at this so bad. I think we all know what Taylor was trying to say, but it's just like you just don't

to say, but it's just like you just don't invoke Olivia's brother, especially not as evidence like to support your argument in this stupid ass fight. Yeah, I mean, look, I think Taylor is completely wrong on everything. I don't think that she meant it like, I love my brother and your brother's dead. Like, I don't think she meant it in a hateful way. Obviously, I don't think. But it in a hateful way. Obviously, I don't think. But just stupid. It was like stupid. First of all, yeah.

The point is you called your brother about it because you were so conflicted about it, which means that Austin really meant something to you about it. That's why they're saying it's weird that you guys talk to your family. So to come back with the argument, well, yeah, I talked to him because he's my confident. And that's it. That's why they're saying it's weird that you guys talk to your family. So to come back with the argument, well, yeah, I talked to him because he's my confident. And that's who I talked to when things are really emotional. What kind of argument is that? You're making a point for her. So Taylor's just so dumb, beyond what she just said, but

then to just invoke the dead brother. So bad. bad. And Olivia tells us that, like, you know, before all this stuff, she would generally think that Taylor did not mean it how it came out. But now, like, Taylor has crossed the line and is not going to be able to come back from saying that. So, Taylor's, so then Taylor starts doing the whole Olivia, but this is the first time I've crossed your breach of trust. Don't I get a doover? She doesn't say the doover part,

but that's basically what she's saying. Like, that's only one time. Not only got one traffic ticket. I mean, it's literally the same argument as we see on Southern hospitality. And Venus, like, don't act like this is a small thing, like some small thing. And Taylor's like, I've never had a friend tell me,

they hate me. And she's, I've never had a friend who's lied to me as much as you lied to me. I say, but I only lied to you one time. You go, what kind of scoreboard do you freaking have? Which is true. You did not just lie to her one time. You lie to her every fucking time you hung out and listened to her, complaining or talk about Austin and her feelings.

And you pretended you never had anything. Come on Taylor. Taylor has the easiest task right now and the fact that she keeps failing and failing and failing at it, like she just, it's so, like this is all, this really should have already been like done and dusted, like, but it's just keeps it's Taylor just can't do it and it's just more more irritating every time she sucks and also I think she gets this a lot from chef because she's been with chef for so long and talk about someone who never takes a fucking Accountability for anything. I think I think he's literally is just

There should have been her a bit of lapsies and this should have been like I'm liberated from chef And I'm single and I'm gonna have fun I'll sleep with the chef because I'm empowered. I'm liberated from Shep, and I'm single, and I'm gonna have fun. I'll sleep with Shep, because I'm empowered, and I'm entitled to a booty call, but I'm also gonna date guys. But this has just been like a, it's been such a sad descent for her.

So she says, I have never had a friend treat me this way. You calling me a liar. You've never, you'll never believe me, and that you hate me. You said all those things, Olivia's like, yeah, it's all true. And she's like, the word hate is so strong, Olivia. Using that word hate, it's so strong. And she goes, yeah, that's why I used it,

which she did say I hate you for that, but I don't think she meant I hate you, dies. She meant you breached my trust and I hate you for that. Like, I don't know. She's just like, you, Dye. She meant you breached my trust. And I hate you for that. Like, I don't know. She's just like, you verbally assaulted me. Oh my God, first of all, sit down. You're a drone assaulting me.

Like the drone, just the cost and like, I have never had a friend who's talking to me. Like, sit down, stop droning us. So Taylor goes, I am done. I'm not in Craig's. Well, this isn't unfixable. Craig. Hey, Craig.

Hey, chicken. Yeah, this is your girlfriend calling. Just be quiet because I'm trying to hear the fight. Just be quiet. Better knife me drywall. Fixable. So Taylor's like, I don't need to sit here getting furrb verbally abused by someone.

So she gets at it. Literally the knockout with you. And Vinnie is like, when did when you sleep with someone and then she doesn't like, she's the person and then she's the one doesn't want to be verbally abused. Like, what road do I live on? So then what needs like, Austin, go talk with her and then Olivia's like, yeah, Austin, go have sex with her and then elevator and go solve it. So Austin's just doing that like, I am looking at the sky right now. So then Olivia walks off and she's that fucking

clowns. So for me to chase his her and then cracks like, okay, so what I hear, like Olivia wants your tailor say, I fucked up because you shouldn't talk to your exes. But instead she's saying, dude, I fucked up one time. And that's not that big of a deal. Page, I do that correctly. Yeah, you did, you actually did that pretty good job with that. You're really crying.

So, massing us, well, she hasn't said what actually happened yet. And Venita, so then Rod chimes in and Rod's like, oh, yeah, so I think Taylor was just trying to shut it out in the group. And Olivia took that as like, you should forgive me and we should all call it a day, but she was just trying to shut down the group.

And that's why that goes. So he's like, yeah, I'm like unless there's new info, we should squash it. And JT is like, you just sit there, Austin, you just sit there with these two fighting and you say nothing. And I mean, he did. He yelled, we didn't have sex. Like how many times do you need the, you know, we didn't have sex? It's just keeps, you know, they're just,

Taylor just keeps making a worse. Just tell Taylor to just say sorry and just stop saying anything else. I think Austin, Doreen Austin is not yelled at, isn't enough, is because he just shuts up. Like the guy knows when he's lost. He just like sits there. He's like, well, I'll let them do it.

He does shut up. He does shut up. But again, should he, considering that he considers Taylor, like one of his really good friends, he really does a bad job of standing up for. So JT is like, Austin cannot say sorry, and there's always an excuse. Like, he's never in his own mind wrong. I think it's so sociopathic to think

as a human being, you're not gonna mess up. was like, hey man, I don't give a fuck about what you think about me, J.T. You can literally go into the ocean and drown yourself. I don't even care. Won't take long. Just a few steps before a tiny little wave sweeps you out to sea. Okay? And J.T. is like, bro, you just watched two girls crying, you just sit there with your perfect little hair. I love you. JT's insecurities. You cannot say one thing without ending it

with some little insecurity. Look at you with your towel enough to ride rides. Think you're sitting right. With your ability to stand in a little stream and not be knocked over. So, like, did you able to sit at the Olive Garden with that a booster chair? Whoopee! Garsh! JT smells bullshit and he's not afraid to call it out.

And I certainly don't mind. I'm not going to stand the way. Oh, unless it's my bullshit. But if it's Austin's bullshit, great. And this is where Austin's taking center stage two and Mike the same place that Taylor was just taking center stage and he's like, this is bullshit. You're a little clown and it makes me what? My ass off, man. Lod my ass off. I'm not standing here for this. And he is standing there with his karaoke mic and she's like oh my god

JT's like Elliot Ness and then this guy's like Al Capone why are you doing this JT and when he's like yeah JT like why do you give a fuck oh and JT's like oh my point, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh people think he's just sitting for them, but you know, we know he's on his feet. And Austin's like, that is the funny thing I've ever heard, Madison. I'm not sharing oxygen with Jacea on town. You that, I'm down, yeah. And then he just walks us.

Now he stalks off the exact same trail everybody else, just stuff. It just left on. And that brings us to the end of the trailer. So what happens for the rest of the episode? Well, I'm going to say that when we come back from break, they're all going to be waking up in the morning and they're like, well, last night was like pretty crazy, right? And then like Austin and JT, you're going to like sort of put DAP and be in JT.

But listen, I just had to get some steam off. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Rod's gonna be like sitting back a little bit in his chair, being like, you know, this guy, they just get like, Austin so it gets off the hook. And then the girls will be awkward and then we'll be back in Charleston and we'll see, we're gonna see Patricia and Bed

and Randy's gonna come and spill a martini on her lap and she's gonna slap him with a magazine and then they're all gonna go to a bar and they're gonna have some sort of strange party. That's like, it's like a little women party where they're gonna celebrate little women or something. Finally, it's like a bachelor for JT. All right everybody, well thank you so much for being here.

This has been super fun and we hope you're having a great holiday. Thank you for being on Patreon. You know what? Those who aren't yet. Thank you. And thank you for Southern Charm for being a good show. Thank you Miami for being a show.

Good show. Ben, thank you for being such a good friend and partner. Thank you, sir. Sorry that you're ended with me yelling at you. Bad Austin. Oh, please. It was fine. I love you. I'm just happy that we are ending before midnight by 12 minutes.

So everyone. It's almost 2 in the morning over here suckers. You know what behind no beta I can take it. Well look at you you are strong. So yeah you're up late Ronnie. Good for you. Love it. This has been a long time. This felt great. It felt so wonderful. Well, everyone, thanks for listening. Remember, we still have episodes next week. So give those a listen. And the lifetime movie is on lifetime, diva's Christmas.

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