Watch What Crappens - #2273 Holiday Crossover Event Part Three: Ladies of the 80’s with Reality Gays

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

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Hello and welcome back to the amazing Watcher Crappens, Reality Grace, crossover event. We are recapping ladies of the 80s, or ladies from the 80s, a divas Christmas, ladies of the 80s of divas Christmas. We are, this is part three of our multi-episode recap. We have recap 45 seconds of the movie over course of two episodes so far. It's been that vivid and it's been that much to say.

I'm Ben Mandelker, that's Ronnie Carham, Jake Anthony, I'm Matt Marr, we're all here together. Are we ready to dive back into this cinematic masterpiece? This is where the whole thing heats up for me. But not in a good way. We're talking about love, y'all. Talking about love. So this British guy who turns out actually to be Australian, but at this point in the movie, he's actually still British

because that's where his accent is. He's walking around the set, which is also where they're all going to be sleeping in this house. Yes, they're house. They're all sleeping here. They're all sleeping on the set. It might as well be like a space station, the way that the way it feels. It feels like they're so separate from everything on top of a mountain in Malibu.

And the rest of the world doesn't exist. It's only Alec Mapa via phone or one of their relatives. Yeah. So this guy who is the writer, producer of a special bringing back to tie up some loose ends from a soap opera called The Great Lakes, which was canceled at some time before Y2K. Um. Um.

Someone 30 years later was like, we need to tie this up. So they're gonna have a special, and this guy, Alex, is the writer producer. Writer producer. And he's there and all of a sudden, this little coffee truck pulls up. You think, oh great craft surfaces here.

That's what I thought. Yeah, a little truck comes up. And's like excuse me you can't talk that what do you think you're doing this the rear movie and then a girl steps out because Alex and she goes like nail and they're surprised to see each other which is funny because since he's the producer he's surprised to see that who this guy hired her he literally actually hired her and they knew each other my partner. He literally called her my partner. And they knew each other in college, and they were more than friends,

and he has been expecting her. And he's still surprised to see her. I don't think that had been decided at this point in shooting, because this movie is like what we did as kids, where we're like, we're making a movie. That's exactly the same camera. And we just rock around the house

making the different rooms are seen. Now you're the girl. You're going to be the girl now. Now you're the girl and you're like the you're the villain. You're the show in every play with killed her in every play. I was like, okay, and then Carly comes in and then we kill her. And she's still traumatized.

She brings it up to her kids. She's like, well, at least your brother doesn't murder you in place Get over it. We're old Wow, that's a lot to store So this girl now she that she gets out of she gets out of this truck So you think at this point she is craft service because she's literally in a cinnamon rolls and coffee truck Yeah, and she gets out and they hug yeah, and she's very like, you know, spunky gal

who drives around, you know, not like other girls. She's not like other girls. She's like sports. Like guys, also she doesn't have purple hair. She has blonde hair with two purple clinkers. That's probably the way Jessica got. Like raccoon tails, like two purple raccoon tails. Yeah. And so they hug and he's like, you smell good. Thank you. Right. Just a good, like raccoon tails, like two purple raccoon tails. Yes.

And so they hug and he's like, you smell good, you smell, you smell great actually. And she goes, yeah, likes him and rolls and coffee. Yeah, my uncle lent me his wheels since he's not working during the holidays. And I'm kind of in between cars and jobs and boyfriends. And that was too information, but I'll give you some more. You didn't need to know that. Sorry, I'm talking too much. Marvers have it.

Q, Q, three minutes of exposition that made my head spin around. Now, you here is like still angry that they set up some sort of whimsical story with the Cinnamon Rolls and Coffee truck that literally never comes back. Never. It's not like she brings it together with Cinnamon Rolls. You see them eating Cinnamon Roll rolls in a montage later on but that's it's a green cinnamon roll it made no sense one of the most frustrating things about this movie one of them also it's the idea that she

wait for it this is film, the specials director. This is the director. Oh my God. And she's also had a film at Sundance and she's like, wait a minute, you followed my career. You're not joking. You're not joking. You're not joking.

It's happening. Now by the way, this is a great commentary about women female directors in Hollywood because this is actually probably the trajectory. like if you're a male director in Hollywood and you directed a movie that like cost the studio $5 billion. So I'm like, great, here's Jurassic Park 3. You'll get hard again. If you're a woman who did well in Sundance, like, can you direct Morgan Fairchild in something in a house? Well, I don't want to, yeah, I don't want to take away that theory from you

because I think that that's actually a real-life theory. But as far as this character goes, I just don't think she has good ideas because she's literally driving around selling carbs in LA. Like, do you have one good idea in you? Just one. Apparently, a lot of times directors are given a script ahead of time and they have ideas. She just kind of showed up.

It's like an improv director. She just goes in the moment. She just says he called her on the cinnamon farm, the cinnamon bun farm, and she just got in her truck and came right up. Or like, what am I going to direct? I was like, I really don't know, but I've got a bunch of ladies upstairs. I also have a real problem with glamorizing this woman's profession, because female directors,

no director is dressed this way. Like this is, again, way to, the beanie I could see, but the shirts should have like coffee stains and the jeans should be torn up. She should not look good. Her hair should not look as pretty as the picture together. Exactly. But pretty much.

Pretty much. Pretty much. Another RIP. Have you seen the behind the scenes of Barbie? Greta Gerwig looks like trash. She was working. Why did she do that? Yes. Trash To be fair I'm not actually not to be fair. This is ridiculous. This is a moment

Okay, this was also by way, this was a lifetime this was clearly a lifetime moment where they said to the writers Okay, we read your pilot We're not to this but we want to listen to a holiday movie So can you just make this more Christmassy? And they're like, I don't know, she shows up with like cinnamon roll truck and she smells like Christmas. Love it. Put that in there. Put that in there right now.

So then we get her exposition, which is hilarious and it's very young. Guys, just in case anybody doubts that these people are young lovers, okay? She goes. Yeah, I'm so happy to direct this and make some magic with you again. It's been five years, three days, four hours. Not that I confirmed our history on my eye cloud. My cloud. This is 2023. This is 2023. I went to my eye cloud and I can feel my history. Come on. And she's like, you look the same older't find my history. I mean, come on. And she's like, you look the same.

Older but the same. I just meant, you met the vision, you know, from our heydays in college. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. You were such a tough actor. What do I say? Show me your dick. I remember when we were in introduction to iCloud class

and you sat next to me. You wish you should be all those casting at his films. Yeah, we were getting our iPhones fixed at the Windows place and the Zoom ring. And I saw a video from the camcorder in my mailbox doorbells. I remember when we both logged into TikTok at the same time in the middle of iCloud class. She's like, I knew that we were gonna be good days.

Through your TikTok arm dance only. Did guys, this whole exposition that she did went on and he like gave a little bit in here and and like answered questions, but you know like when you're eating like a meal of like heavy meat with like roasted root vegetables and you're eating it and you know you have to eat it, but like you're so tired from chewing or Just eating this food everything that she said. I was just like I'm exhausted by this exposition It was one of the worst exposition I've ever heard. She's also like neurotic She was like I mean I remember from our high cloud I mean I confirmed it not that I confirmed it five years four a month three days to be exact

I'm about to do a rent song. And like, you know, you really might have the vision I had. And oh, my God, like, like, I like, like, it was a vision. I mean, I may have put my, our student film in my, my director's, director's real. I mean, I did it. But I did. And you were so talented. I remember you. I remember you close up on your butt, close up on your, oh, yeah, we'll get to that. Instead of like carrying the character and making her this kind of weird neurotic director, we dropped that. He totally dropped that the rest of the film

and then she took a normal part. Well, she had a makeover, you know, part of a makeover. That's the girl who needs a point. And that was not lost. The makeover was not lost. Well, the story is, she's like, we were in college, member,

and you were my handsome leading man. It's not every day someone gets a child actor to star in their movie. The fuck you talking about. So you're so talented. I'm so shocked that you quit acting and left school like that. Look at me dropping plot like that. This is awkward. So wait, you were so close and you're so hit with all the social.

You never found out why he left it was your boyfriend. You never knew why you left school. You were. You couldn't look up on his face, fuck. Literally you can get a child actor to be in your student movie any day. Call up Wesley from Mr. Belvedere. I guarantee he's ready to work. I'll tell you who's doing.

Haley Joel Osmint will be there in five fucking minutes. All right. Just say his name is probably under my name. They're not working. You're bad right now. Can we, I'm sorry, go ahead. No, I was just gonna talk about what's next. I just wanna talk about just these histories.

No, I can't. I need to talk about this collected history and see if I'm getting this right that these two people have. So he was a child actor from Australia. And he kind of grew up around these women and they taught him these things. And they taught him, so he was on the soap

as a child actor, Jimmy, let's say, Billy. And he finished that when the show went away he went to college in America where he met purple in the yard yeah yeah he went to julyard of course I'm wearing that part in and they became and they were both acting majors but she was a directing major and he was as she said he was an as she said, he was an incredible actor. And then he decided to stop acting. As he says, oh, I just need to follow this up. She gives him a star. And he says, oh, just like the one your mom gave you,

the one that you had on your Christmas tree, again, to make it Christmasy, the one that you had on your Christmas tree again to make it Christmasy, the one that you had on your Christmas tree and the dorms because we were in college together. And and remember and I'm like, so you're a metallologist now you can smell things. Okay, this I'm not gonna go fully but this upset me because I just talked about this on the pod. There is an epidemic of terrible tree toppers in America right now.

No one can find actual good tree toppers. And for you, I've given up. For as long as I've known you, you have complained about not being able to find a decent top. Like you. And here we are all this time. We're still bringing it. Because the ones that fuck you good take your money and vice-stay doesn't

work out that way. Anyway, so I do think I still want to make a company called from bottom to top. Treetop is from a bottom. Because I think I can make these way better. But I'm not a metologist like this one. This is very very hard craft work. No, by the way, like with a hammer. She listen, you know, metallurgy, I mean, she's out of work. She has time on her hands, okay? But by the way, what I really appreciate about this exposition was they really set up that he was a talented actor at one point in his life and that he had stopped for some unknown reason. And I was really happy to know that by the end of this movie, he would regain his love

of acting and reprise his role, except it never happens. No, never happened. But do we find, do we find that we do find out later why he quit acting, but again, not a sense of why he's Not a holiday cheerful moment. So anyway, so now, so she goes inside the house because she has to pee because she had too many lattes. Oh my God, I think generous we got. Oh my God, those would mean girls say.

They're like, what did girls say? Okay. I've got to go inside because I just drink too much velvet. The writers Google what a girl. They just looked at basic white girl. They just look like that basic white girl. They're like pumpkin spiced latte. And you're not drinking pumpkin spiced latte at Christmas.

That's not what you're drinking at Christmas at Christmas. Exactly. You're at the peppermint. Thank you for saying that. So anyway, so, and I don't even know why do we even need this transition? Because she's like, oh my god, I just down an entire spiced coffee and I've got to go pee.

So then they cut to her coming out of the bathroom where you know she shot her brains out. Let's be honest. Yeah. Coffee. I personally don't think they thought they didn't think the audience could handle her a long career because it was so dense what she just said. And I was like, oh, I hate this person already. And they said, they're going to hate her. How do we get them back in the film?

Let's just do a weird, not centered closeup on this guy's ass for like 45th. I thought it was the man deep-a-tinking guy again who just dropped another one. And I was like, go, go. That one's good, funny. But by the way, I actually have a theory that that was just the actress saying,

hey guys, I'm sorry, I really have to go and pee. And they're like, keep it in. Keep it in. It's character-driven. Ha, ha, ha. So he's, what did he say? Like, my mom would love it. Oh, cause she goes, oh, and also the star is five, it's a five point star to represent all the five ladies.

All the five ladies. How many fucking points is it normally gonna have? What are you talking about? Who puts it to that one? What are you pointing at? Six points, Mr. Chris. You can do my, I have a, you can do this kind, I don't know what it's called.

It's like a more like a, I don't know. Like a 20 point star that represent the entire cast of dynasty. But a normal star has like five, I think she was going deeper than, then she needed to. Yeah. Especially since I think she was, I think she was, I think she went, you know,

no, she was backpedaling because she realized she was coming off a little too wild by sent man she needed to. Yeah. Especially since I know where he went, you know. No, she was backpedaling because she realized she was coming off a little too wild by giving him this like childhood star. And then so then she was like, uh, yeah, it's a thematic. It represents the five ladies coming back. She's like, who else is up on that one? She's a terrible person that she never cared about his mother dying. We don't know that.

She goes to her ghost. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's a big piece of neat. We don't know that. She goes to her. The thing is, it's a big piece of need to not hurt her. We don't know that his mother died. She doesn't know that she not hear that from somebody from school. You know what I mean? If she's going to add it,

and why did she just say, I got to start, by the way, what did she say? Like, how's your mom? Listen, she's busy at the Sundance Institute. Her short film was accepted there. She does not. Your mom who's sure of watching from. I guess he was the post on social media. I don't know. I hated her so much after this scene. I was infuriated.

I didn't love her. She also the way as an actor. She would say lines and then at the end of the line. Oh, it's that casual style of acting. Even the women had to say later on, you need to say that you want something. I'm like, speak up. I'm like, what did she say? What did he say here?

She's like, this is a nod to your mom, surely who's watching at home. And she's like, I love her, whatever. And he goes, my mom would love it. But how about that? He's like, I didn't email you, my mom isn't coming. Because it's a deal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She has a business commitment with so people on a zoom in Japan and she can't get out of it The women so but don't worry the women are showing up and after working with them for many years on the soap

I know they're every need and I strategically arrived them scheduled them to arrive in 22 minute intervals So basically explaining why they all show up one at a time It it is it is so it goes above and beyond for exposition and it's almost like they had some horrific fact checker going in this script and going nope that's not going to work that's just to make it really the women will arrive at the same time they have a call time they'll all show up at the same time. Just have them show up one by one we're never going to question it like yeah it was it was it I don't know this is when this is when I said I started to think oh this is not

gonna be that fun this was the moment where I went oh fuck well I had that moment in about three seconds when Lawton Anderson shows up and Lily you're here she goes I came directly from Borneo. I thought, okay. Commissures. Here comes one right now. It's almost that magical time of year. Speaking of, what's your favorite Christmas story, Ben?

Hands down, the Grinch. Same. It cracks me up that he hates all the marimons. Right, and he steals everyone's presents. But then it's like so heartwarming at the end, when the whole town is still singing and he realizes that there's more Christmas than just gifts. Oh, I know it.

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And I don't know, but so she's in, she was doing celebrity survivors, so we get it. She's still popular and famous. And she's in, she was doing celebrity survivor. So we get it. She's still popular and famous. And she's wearing Safari outfit. Safari. Safari. Excuse me, you've missed,

you missed a very important piece of exposition, which is Alex saying, are you still building another acting school for impophished girls? Oh, yes, yes. And that's what she said. Oh, no, celebrity survivor survivor but trust me showing lease of vandipump how to use bamboo outhouse is the definition of charity

hey bravo bravo collette there you go uh... can you can you imagine if they so she did the the she said that joke and there was a silence after it and someone goes you want to that again and she's like silence after it and someone goes, you want to do that again? And she's like, no, I think we got it. I think that's how this entire movie was. Well, yeah, they made a one of them. I think Morgan Fairchild earlier was like, oh, everybody says that soap operas are so easy. No one respects it,

but just to go do you learn to lies and then just do it everything and one take and get no reshoots and edits. Now that's acting. It's just so good. I'm like a way to start humble bragging about your performance and your smoothing. No. So they bring in one-shot fairchild. Watch out, shut.

Bring it in her extra outfits. Then we get Linda Gray and she's talking to blue lagoon guy That was she has like on our car is like We get it says no for For the non-fashion Yeah, I kind of feel like we at least knew who she even though it was very weak They really worked on establishing her character a little bit more clear than the other because the other ones were just like which way lot of Anderson entered in a safari. Yeah. So

I don't know what you mean. It was came directly from the Borneo Safari. The South East Asian. It felt like like British colonial wear. Yeah. Yeah. I know they were in India. It was it was definitely like 1910. Yeah, yeah, I know they were in India It was it was definitely like 1910 What was that story Or something what was that story in the early two that I loved at Bombay But it was a decorating Yes, the bomb a company

She look like an employee at that like India to come with your dad. She's India company. A bomb, like that. She looked like an employee at that. Like a forced India to come with your back. The Daji's India company. She was involved in the spice trade. Yeah. Yeah. The God she was like very much on the nose. Like she's been in the jungle because she was doing survivor and on survivor you were jungle safari outfits.

I never change when you go on airplanes. Yeah, and you do. Did you also hear what Lonnie Anderson said when they said, this is a director, she's like, oh, female director. Edgy progressive. Progressive. Does she drink pumpkin spice lattes? We love those, don't we?

Why does this bathroom smell like this? So, so, so? Sorry, darling. So yes. With that man, you've taken character in here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You've taken broken spice latte, darling. I'm so sorry.

Broken spice latte. So you're right. The Linda Grey character does have a somewhat of an identity. We understand she's like a health food person, but she's like, but he, then like the husband's like, you left your credit card at burgers and fries or a burger place and she's like,

well, it's called burgers and fries. I'm, come on guys, like really? I'm like, burger. I must do blah, blah, it's called burgers and fries. I'm, come on guys. Like really? Like, I must to blah, blah, blah. I got to look good for. Well, we do. We do. It's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very common. It's a very, very common.

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So then we see that she's really been eating fast food because she says her credit card was stolen. And so we see that she's eating fast food. But this show is such a woose. The script is such a woose. Then we even show her eating a burger. They just show is such a worst. The script is such a worst. Then, even show we're eating a burger. They just show we're eating some fries. I said, okay.

So it's just a calorie thing. It's not a hypocrite on the eating a burger. Come on. The other thing is the... Is the keto thing. Keto is so meat and cheese heavy that I'm like, why should those two... I'm not gonna get a keto.

They should not intersect. You really like that. I know, that's actually extremely, that's very observant. You know, is the most, is the most meat, heavy diet of all the diets. It is, usually. You can actually,

that she falls off the keto, like wagon by having the cinnamon roll from the truck. Yes. Yes. Oh my roll from the truck. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. You guys. Then I feel like they just can't that this was in a room and they just kept throwing up. Yeah, they're going to go to what's what's a good name for a food convention? Well, I'm a thing. It's a big, like, big and feel keto con. That's it. Put that in the script. That's feel like they wrote this in a day.

Yeah. I don't think they wrote it. I I'm telling you I think it's like the guy it is that you can see it's just the guy in the movie lies in the car which which I've done we don't need a razor hand to ask who's done that on this show many times but but also like you know when you talk, you pretend you're ordering for all your kids in the back Seven piece chicken What do you want? What do you want? Oh, she wants an extra cheeseburger, please. Yeah, you want a shake? Okay Yeah, well, we've all felt the shame of when you order take out and they give you like three place settings and you're like yeah The We've all felt the shame of when you order take out and they give you like three place settings and you're like yeah The But I was going I don't remember what I was gonna say I guarantee it was not well if you're hiding if you're hiding

They're eating fast food. Why do you show up at your workplace with it like still just sitting there in the car? I mean you gotta do that on the side of the road. I have I have gone somewhere and I'm like I have to throw this away in a Remote dumpster before someone sees it. Because my car is going to smell like French fries. Yeah, you have to hide fast food containers. That's the sentence for you. Donna Mills is hugging the director guy, the hottie guy.

And he's like, oh my God, thank you so much for doing this. And she's like, of course, I do it. Edit things the sweet way with son. It was carried by my condyment sister and abducted by an Eva Carlton, Helfer handsome. Even more exposition. And then don't forget the six months I was possessed by the devil.

Ha ha ha. Come here, we're gonna take a picture. You guys are shimtting through your social media patients. Oh yeah, she says. She says, I want to introduce you to some of my big time contacts. But you only have three followers on social media. So that means one on Twitter, two on Instagram, I guess, because it's just the blanket social media.

They can't even name any platforms. They can't. They're allowed to name Zoom, but they can't name any social media platforms. They can't even come up with one. She did say story later, but I think that's non-trade marked. So I think she can kind of... Do you think they know? They're like pumpkin spiced latte on the internet, just posted there.

You're a girl, just do that. Also there's no way this director guy who looks like that would not have a full Instagram with like shirtless their straps Oh, yeah, no way possible. You don't have that body if you're and then don't show it off He doesn't have that many thirst traps not that I've looked at his Instagram. Wow Wow Sure, it's like Aaron O'Connell a lot of people have as much as we. He didn't and they, I don't know what these straight guys, they just keep putting pictures of their wife and their kids. Oh, that is the worst part.

I'm a big red hat. I'm a congratulate. He's got other dogs on it. Right, you're not sucking a dick. Thank you. You got it. I'm hot for you. Wow, bully for you.

You don't have to suck a dick to survive. Look at you working out for health. Oh, another guy not working out only because he can get more dick later. Because the body dysmorphia, great. Have fun. OK, so then the ladies see, start seeing each other and gathering in the living room, which is basically

the rest of this movie. Is no person being in the living room and the rest of them being like, what are you doing here? So this is the first of one of many of those scenes. That is the description of like at least for like a third of the movie that you're saying the rest of the way through. Yeah. It has less drama than a celestial seasoning commercial. So, so, so, so, Dana's, so Margot's like, so, Margot, by Margot, I mean, Morgan Fairchild. I will switch over to actress names.

Morgan Fairchild's like, so like, how, like they're asking about, Donna Mills adopted kids, she was, how many do you have? Are you in the Angelina Jolie and Mia Farrow territory? Yes, current references again. And, awkward line to say. It just was, I know. No, that was, that of the line to say it just was

i know that was that line you know what that line was the original line was are you in me a fair or territory yet and executive said i think we should go younger how about angel and joley and the writer was like no me a pharoah is the famous one adopted and they're like how about both and now you have that line which why wouldn't you pick Madonna. Exactly. No, actually, she'll leave spare. So then, so then, Donna Mills is like, I have five adopted children, same as your husbands, and then Mark and Fairchild is like,

true, you're gonna go slut, hagg, cow, and I went, please, more of this, more of this, and stop making them smile, make it be sincere. And then like, oh, it's so good to see you. But I still feel like it's a scene from Jake and I's Cabrera Gays. But I still feel like we were more convincing when we did it. And I don't think that these women put any idea into their character back stories.

How they knew each other. No. And yeah. And I don't think it's in the writing. So it feels like they're just, we're just hobbling up the credit services. Yeah, we're just saying. Yeah, we're just saying. So then they're like, okay, I've missed you so much. Bitch, heck, I hit her so much.

Like, so, bitch. And then Lonnie's like, we are going to have so much fun. Look, why do you smell like elephant shit? Oh, I just haven't changed in three months. So many of you. So I started a celebrity survivor. And then Linda Gray comes in with her pickle ass. You know she smells like fast food pickles,

imamian. Yeah. Yeah. You're not gonna have to ask. I'm just out your long, long. Oh, it's like Linda Gregg at all this energy I don't remember Linda Gregg ever like shimming into a room. She's shimmy She did shimmy she was normally just so kind of she played the aggrieved character. Yeah, like very contained. Yeah So I was like, very contained. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not mess. Do you think?

Oh. So then Alex calls Nell over. I guess he calls Nell, or for some reason. And then they're just like talking in Marcos. They see Nell and then they all are like, wow. Lovely boom structure. Oh, she seems so perky, terrible wardrobe. Yeah, really?

Okay, fair. Fair. And then they find out she's the director and they're like, oh, so feeling like how progressive. What's next? You're going to tell us you're voting for something. I mean, young kids. Well, Nell is incredibly talented and honestly, we are very excited to have her on this project.

After her short film made such a splash at the Sundance film festival sponsored by iCloud Alex said she's amazingly talented at DOS Did you that's missed DOS to you? Did you notice that the first thing they do when they're meeting their director for a show that they're going to be working on? Before anything else, like, oh, are you to an item? The first thing they do is talk about, like, they're, like, they're little four-year-old girls. Well, the chemistry is undeniable. It can't be ignored, okay? But yeah, because there is not any mention again about her film and Sundance, which they all would know of whatever.

I don't know, I mean, some of those films are Sundance. I don't know what the hell that is. I mean, I know what Sundance is. It was a feature. It was some of those films. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, the Spitfire Grill part two didn't really make a splash in the theaters.

I love that first, I love the step out of the real. So then Alex is like, okay ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, schedule. We've got to go over the schedule. All right, we're going to have acting things and then we're going to do lunch. I died. I'm don't worry, there will be vegan options available for you, lady, who still has not cheated on veganism, but has cheated on cops in this film. And this is definitely the producer writer's role to read what the schedule is going to

do. Exactly. Not the production manager or anybody else. And then of course, we're going to have our live Christmas broadcast, which has not been written yet. So, possibly, maybe I'll do that in the rest of the film. And also a Hollywood tonight interview tomorrow night, which is confusing, because it sounds like I'm saying tonight,

but tomorrow night, it's Hollywood tonight, it's Hollywood tonight, it's a title. Tomorrow night is the schedule. If you can follow that, I don't know if his bill was tried from the top, should I do it again from the top? Can't wait to do tomorrow. And then we're going to do it. And also, how do you think we're good? And then we're gonna do a live broadcast

with not a lot of rehearsal. And we'll be fine. But then, it's gonna be great. That's when Nicolette shows up, right? Yeah, because out of nowhere, there's a staff member who is the only time the staff member appears. She's like, Alex, you have to come to the thing that's happening 15 feet away and look at this.

So he goes out there and here comes Juliette, who has changed her mind for reasons they've decided not to show us, she's just decided to come and do this movie. She's come as a sexy Jack Lannorn cosplay. This coat was one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. They all wore their own wardrobe. You know they did. They were too hot.

They were too hot. But no, this coat was so hideous. Well, the set she was walking in was, I felt so bad for her, because they're like, okay, Nicolette, walk in, and she's like, she's like, walking like she's, she's assuming that these people are going to be intelligent enough to give her a slo-mo. But she's like, yeah people are going to be intelligent enough to give her a slow mo But she's like yeah

She was walking she's gonna kill waiting for the slow mo, but it never happened I never had but she's walking still in slow mo. Oh, I was just They don't have an editing budget. So if you do slow motion on this film You actually have to do it in slow motion in real time. I didn't get that memo. So Mark is like, he's doing. I know there's a lot of that.

And Mark goes, fastening a faceless lady's, it's going to be a bumpy weekend. And that's it. They a lot of times had like they, they reference famous lines, but they changed it just enough that it felt like they didn reference famous lines, but they changed it just enough that it felt like they didn't get the line right. Make it less funny. Like it felt like that's the goal. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, it was like, all the joy out of every gay iconic line. Yeah. Like, off through light through yonder doorway crackles. Like you're what? What? That sounds just a lot. Did you notice though when she comes in,

Nicolette comes in, Donna Mills just literally just mugs right at the camera with her eye, her eye shadow and her raccoon eye shadow. And it's not even like a quick. She just kind of stares at it for like 30 seconds. And I felt like I was being watched. It felt very weird. I'm living it was the watched. It felt very weird.

It was the most authentic thing. You were being watched by the eyes of Donna Mills. Yeah. Ooh, that sounds like a great independent movie. It's very haunting. The original break after eyes. It's not a Mills. I think Donna was like, wow, all these people

pointing their phones at me. I see you. I just want to just blink and tell everyone to come home with me. So Marga's like, we love the Lick-a-Cut. Christmas T ain't gonna cut it today. Like that's like, okay, this is gonna be her role for the rest of the movie is making Sassy Little remarks on the side. I mean, that was not actually totally posted.

Yeah, she got really good at this. It seems like they shot this all in order, too, right? I think as the show goes on, they all get more personalities, suddenly. They might think they're just like, finally comfortable, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

So Alex is like, oh no, Donna Mills, don't be angry, I had no idea, she was coming. And she goes, well then what the hell is she doing here? And Juliet says, she had a change of heart for reasons that don't need to be explained, just accept it out here. And we never really know what those are. Never.

And if you're Donna, who by the way, Nicolette has literally never done anything to Donna Mills, okay, and we find that out later. And Donna Mills isn't even pretending that she did anything wrong. So Nicolette's like, well, she had a change of heart and Donna Mills isn't even pretending that she did anything wrong So Nicole, that's like well, she had a change of heart and Donna goes well that's funny. I didn't think she had one Remember she tried to call on Y2K and All back that's why she has an actual plot that's it.

And in fact, she even says, honey, I wanted to get into this 20 years ago, but you wouldn't speak to me. Remember it's literally a thing that I've ever wanted. Why do you call it? But like in all of the things in this fight, in their fight, where we end up finding out later, like what's worse, bang in somebody's husband or not calling somebody back one single time. I'm with that. Apparently, I know. Bing and somebody's husband or not calling somebody back one single time So mark it then Morgan Fairchild's like well, why would I be worried about missing the holidays when we have boxing day right here

Another funny line, but kind of funny adjacent Not a holiday. We celebrate in the next day. I know boxing day jokes. Eric, so no one watching this on lifetime knows what the fuck that is. Oh man, I love all seeing all you guys more than I love celebrating GuyFox Day. With a good, with a good play to Poutine. So, it's like, well, I can lead everybody on a gratitude walk. I'm a hippie.

I'm a hippie. So Alex is like ladies, Julia being here is a surprise, but the viewers, I don't know, who cares. So, Nickel that's like, I'm here for the fans. And Donna's like, oh really, it's nothing to do with the money you're gonna make from your products placement here on this television. Oh my god. So now we're business shaming Nicolette. The woman is already a last house of shit.

She's gone off as June. She's a last name for her gay son who was addicted to math and is now sober. It does seem like she's the only one who's doing well and they all hate it. Like, that would have been a great subtext ad to this movie, but also maybe don't add it and just have people talking in a room all for two hours. So Dana, so Donna's like, she's like, Alex, I really hate to hit you with this, but if she's doing the show I'm not and then of course Nick let's like well, I'm doing it So then it's like oh no, it's gonna be it's gonna be gone and so so Donna Mills what if she's I'm quitting well if she's leaving on me too I'm leaving to that smell cinnamon buns hey

Why is there why is there a puddle on the floor that smells like pumpkin spice latte? Oh, by the way, it was like, why are we 20 minutes in and having a climactic act the third act break right now? We're all quitting over nothing. We're all quitting you like a third act right? Serenine being here here who we all really like. Who's never done anything to anyone. Give them gifts, give them free shoes because God knows they need those. You know that Morgan Fairchild's character was, you know, you know, going to sell those on your back of this. She and I did.

And then there's this very, this was Lonnie Anderson was very excited about her monologue that was supposed to be all about me She really just it's sad that She couldn't rise up to this dialogue Being able to get what she's the only one who hasn't won an award. She's all one. She wants all the parts and she wants all this and it felt That's what's weird to like you didn't know like was this written or did they just improv real life situations for this movie and make it Christmasy. Yeah, it's too bad because Lonnie Anderson really is due for some M.E.S. Yeah, so Martin is really quick and they we mel and Alex like what are we doing now?

We were in college together and we just hear doors slam after oh my god Oh, yeah, that was so weird and that hot Travis guy he kind of just Kind of like looks like when Jake and I are doing the podcast and Jake if Jake here's a noise He's like he can't Just stare at what's there when his neighbor is moving above him and it's just where she's doing summer salts or it's just so I just what rolls Where is Lindsey low-hand doing a pratfall down a ski lift when you know? I know I really makes me appreciate that because then yeah, cuz Lonnie Anderson is like How about okay Alex?

I'm the last one here standing cuz everyone else has decided to quit the show for no reason How about if you rewrite the script and give my character multiple personality disorder and I play all the parts and he's like no even I have standards because well it was worth a shot. Lily out. I don't get to play all the parts so I'm out of here. So then she quit but isn't she the only one who's still famous. I'm so confused. Why do you know to be so hard? She's just so, she's so much more than a fair child. She's famous. Yeah. Her and Morgan are famous. Nicolette's not as famous as much as she's now on QVC. An entrepreneur. Yeah.

Right. Morgan Fairchild is halfway to an egot, according to this movie. And Donna Mills, and Donna Mills has a huge social media presence. At a humanitarian. Yeah, she's Donna Mills' only fan. She's going nuts. So then we go to you. What a unit step award. No.

So who was the hot-e director guy trying to call that he couldn't get anybody on? On the phone. I was like, actually, in real life agents. His real life agent. He's like, get me out of this movie. You have to keep rolling. Keep rolling. on the phone. I actually had real life agents. His real life agent. He's like, get me out of this room. Yeah, keep rolling, keep rolling. I did something wrong.

He can use this. Like, what do you mean this? No one in the office until January. So the thing is they have a photo shoot today, guys. And this is like, this is that way they can do their big marketing push for the show that's on tomorrow. So, so then we get to Lauren, she's on the phone. Sorry, I have to go buy the character names

because I've got the old and character names. Like, Monnie gets, Monnie is the one. But this was, no, Lauren is, this is Linda. Oh, Lauren is pregnant. Yeah, oh yeah, sorry. So she's on the phone. Do you know what, how Linda Gray holds her phone?

It was this, like, she was putting her hand up It was this this really like serpentine Michelangelo. She is holding up. I'm like It was so interesting and There's also an Iowasca Michelle Lee joke She's a hippie. Okay. She's like I'm just so disappointed in everything I thought that we were gonna We have all this camaraderie like I was gonna be camaraderie like the I wasca treat with Michelle Me and he's like are you doing your deep breathing? You're tapping your chakras your veganism your keto gone

Your your tree hugging I was here with Michelle Lee reference. I don't know who Michelle Lee is hugging. I was here with Michelle Lee reference. I don't know who Michelle Lee is. Michelle Lee was I know Michelle Lee from I think she was on. I'm gonna fucking die that I don't know this. I think she was she was in sitcoms, but her big thing was in a musical called Side Show. And she was the star. I will never leave you Not I said side show I meant see saw but yes I confused side show with C shot Do you sing to beular a lot yes? Yeah? Yes. Yeah. You do.

You're looking for me like so proud of us dog. Yeah. So either way, but by the way, this phone call is happening while Lauren slash Linda is charging her electric car and she's like, because she's complaining to Christopher Atkins and he's like, well, come home and she's like, well, I want to, but I need 10 more minutes until my electric car is charged up because I believe in the environment and veganism and keto and I have a keto powered car right now. And guess what, y'all, this storyline never really pays off.

Well, not only that, but then by the way, and this is what Chris Fracken says, he goes, well, why don't you just like chill out? They must have a steam room or something. So then she goes and steams on the set But then she can eavesdrop From what they're they're hearing could you imagine I quit but first I do mind if I use the steam I've been in the steam room and a it's very hard to see we've seen the opening of sisters. Yeah We know you've been in the steam room.

We know you've been in the steam room. I am not a steam room. I want steam rooms to be like, I want a steam room to be like the one in sister. You've got a punch card. Because every, I don't like doing things and like in steam rooms, but every time I remember, I went to a spa because I was having a really bad

sinus migraine and I wanted to sustain to open up my sonuses and I just am hearing. And I'm like, I got a thing that happens. It's the trend to talk about the Tomcat theater. Yeah, I don't like the room. I'm not into it. It's too hot. I find steam rooms to be very difficult.

I like it. I just I don't like them. It's like I the moment I step into steam room, I literally feel like I'm going to die. I'm like, to be very difficult. I like it. I just, I don't like them. It's like I, the moment I step into steam room, I literally feel like I'm gonna die. I'm like, I can't breathe. Yes, I feel like I'm gonna get some kind of, I'm kind of, I feel like I'm gonna get some kind of bacteria, but I feel like that way all the time.

The shit all you queens do and you're worried about one of the, I know. I mean, good Lord. I know. I know. Nick is discussing, but he won't tip strippers because he's worried about Merse. I'm worried about getting Mer I know. Nick is discussing, but he won't tip strippers because he's worried about MRSA. I'm worried about getting MRSA on my hands

because so many people touch, so many people touch, MRSA is like a fleshed-ing bacteria. And you get, it's what people get in hospitals a lot of times and it kills them. But like, like, like, on poor strippers. Because so many people are touching them. So many people are touching them and you can get there.

Well, also dollars. Right, but stripper exactly and strippers' bodies can have more, like think of an else escalator rail. You would never touch an escalator rail. I touch it all the time. I always watch my hands after I touch it go to a boy. Me too. I'm like, I would dollar.

I'm like, now if you see me, I'm going to go to the bathroom and watch what you do. I would have sanitizer and it's not that I think their dirty, it's the. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I would I would have sanitizer and it's not that I think they're dirty It's the fact that everyone's touched them. Yeah So You know what your hobbies Seriously Like, so, you know, what are your hobbies? Seriously. It really wants to direct. Yeah.

Like, so what else do you do? You know, because that's what you ask people in LA. So what else do you do? Like when you're waiting tables, one time I dated a guy, believe it or not, and when we first, we were in the car together and I was like, so what do you do? He's like real estate and I was like, oh really? So what do you in LA for? He's like real estate and I was like, oh, well, just me. Wow. You know, like when, you

know, normally I'm used to people doing a survival job. Yeah. Yeah. But he got so mad. He's like, is it that? Oh, no, he really let me out. Then we went out again. That was great. I really know how'm not gonna pick him. He paid though, because he did have a real job. Okay, so now Morgan is on the phone with her agent, who is Alec Mapa, still in the same long take that he started with. General Daniel D'Aula.

She's like, I need to go home, book me on a first class, first row, first see, first, first, first, first, and Alec Mop is like, eww. And the idea that the agent would do this and not insistent. Well, and I'll show you an idea that an agent would use their miles to bump you up that would never happen. That's never going to happen. We're going to happen. No, yeah. He's like, I can put you in coach on a red eye and you can wear a big red hat and sunglasses

And no one will ever recognize you or you could just not wear the hat and sunglasses and no one will ever recognize you either Yeah, so the main reason she can't leave is because they can't get a good enough flight for her That's why she's stuck. She can't go even to a hotel. She's that one right now So that's why she's stuck. She can't go even to a hotel. She's that one right now. Yeah. And then we find out that her husband, her latest husband, it not only died.

Did he die? Didn't she say like, yeah, he died. Okay, so he died, but before he died, he stole all of her money. So that's her secret. Bro, poor. So and then she's like, well, he's like, look, yeah, I could, I could spend those, I could spend my miles to give you an exit row seat. And she's like, she's like, you

know, this is why I've stayed with you all these years. And the fact that you're the only one who works pro bono, he goes, wait, who's working pro bono? It just cuts away. I was like, I said, we dance is by the pinball machine. Whatever. 10% and nothing is nothing. The director of this just drove up in a cinnamon bun truck. I like.

I know. How much coke you're going to be doing with that twink ass tonight. All right. Who's this woman? It's a Lonnie Anderson calls her friend, but who is the tricodarbo? She was on Diree Alives.

Patrick Adarbo was... She's a soap star, right? Yeah. Patrick Adarbo is, what's her name? Chloe's mother from days of our lives. Oh, yes, my God. That's Patrick Adarbo, Ron. That's who that was.

What? Patrick Adarbo. She's got a lot of character acting stuff. It's unclear is she an actress in this or she a coach or something but she has a one-seater or a record she is somehow she is in the gay lesbian center because I actually recognize that's why I saw her cab or gay that year yeah she is in the gay lesbian center because it's probably near her house and they told her to get to something that looks like a theater. Oh, and they let them probably use that

location for free. Probably. Yes. They're like, we're filming something with Lonnie Anderson. Like, Patrika Jarpo is here and someone, some Queen goes, you're the keys. You're the keys. You're the keys. So Lonnie has called Patrika and Patrika is like I'm sorry I'm about to go to dress rehearsal and she's like well Let me tell you something because this involves my backstory Five divas one mansion you do the math. Ha ha. Don't do the math I thought this was going to be my shot and finally proved to the world in this one

hour live streaming soap opera finale that I can really act and I'm not helping in the scene. I took an under five secretary role and then I went that into replacing Dana before and after the vampire bite and what do I have to show for it an arc on for the people so wait I'm never gonna say that she lives on to rhymes is only flop You're not a position show to be shading shonda rhymes right now Soda rhymes would be offended, but you know that she is not gonna bother with this But now what's the plot line from the soap opera? Donna got a vampire by.

There's a lot of vampire stuff. That's confused. Thank you. Lonnie came in to replace her while she was a vampire, but then became so popular that she became a regular, so confused. So did becoming a vampire mean that Donna's character becoming a vampire match, she couldn't film the show.

What am I missing? Oh, are they, are they, are they referencing dark shadows? I did watch. Is it dark? Don't forget. I know you don't forget that it's not very clear here, but Donna left the soap opera out of nowhere, which is made to be a sad or nickelette.

Okay, so Lonnie is Lonnie was the new Donna must have been must replace her over Donna's role And then when Donna came there's still sisters. Yes She was like the evil twin sister the king. Oh my god I love a soap opera because they also reference days of our lives later with the Extracism story line. Yes, which I thought was really funny. I now dark shadows now that I remember dark shadows all the vampires up Make sense now. I was in a lot to watch that was to say Tannik. Oh Very question family. So I watched that in high school. I love the girl It was that was when your parents were going to divorce so they weren't really really

No, yeah, that's my dad My passion's passions from Oh yeah, that's my dad. I'm gonna put another woman in my aunt. I mean, I prefer passions, passions for my supernatural soul. So, I have the hottest guys. The hottest guys, and they were a lot, and they were reliably shirtless all the time. That's the only reason why I tuned into soap operas, by the way, as a kid. Lynn, I remember all the exercises.

I never actually followed soap operas. I would just sit there. We had a TV where to change the channels. There were like buttons on top of the TV, and you'd press the buttons, and I would just go back like two, four, sevenbres, I would just sit there. We had a TV where to change the channels. There were like buttons on top of the TV, and you'd press the buttons. And I would just go back like two, four, seven, seven, four, three. Waiting for like, show us guys as well. I used to do that too.

I used to do that too. Remember Michael Damian? He was on, he was so hot. I saw him in Joseph the Amazing Technical Adrenaline Club. I'm Broadway. OK. Did he have to song, hey kids, rock and roll? Hey, kid. I'm Broadway. Okay. Did he have a strong gay kid rock and roll? Hey, kid rock and roll.

Rock on. There's a cover. Yes. Wow, it was a cover. It was great. It was a cover. It wasn't original, also. Guess what else had to cover?

My boner. Don't know. So Lonnie is like, oh my God. So she's talking to her actress friend. And she. So, he's like, make some efforts. Like, share Lee Ralph's Cabaret show behind me. Lonnie is like, I'm going to be a center right now. I'm going to be a center right now. But there are lots of them on the set.

This is definitely a theater. I'm going to back his down a poster. I'm going to back his down a poster. So, he's like, make some efforts. So, like, share Lee Ralph's Cabaret show behind me. Lonnie is like, I'm going to be a center right now. I'm going to be a center right now. I'm going to back his down a poster.

So, he's like, make some efforts. So, like, make some effort. So like, sharely routes. Cabaret show behind me. Lonnie is like, but why am I the only woman in our group that hasn't recognized by the Academy? So, and you know this, this is where I just, I screamed, why are we doing this?

And you know, Petrika Darbo's character is like, what the fuck bitch, you have 15 nominations,'s character is like, what the fuck, bitch? You have 15 nominations more than anyone else. Shout the fuck up. I'm sitting here working the game. Let's be in center. I guess she's supposed to be Susan Lucci then. I'm here. I'm here directing Bruce Belanche in love letters. They actually did make that love letters. They made it with love letters. They made it with love letters. Oh, honey, danger field.

That made me laugh out loud when they said that. Why me Anderson starring in love letters with Rodney Dangerfield. And there were all such assholes too. They're like, oh, poor thing. You have a lot of poor thing. And you would think that they would make Lonnie, like her character be the one that's like constantly trying to push everyone else out of the scene and trip all the scenery because Julie says here,

she's like, look, an acting career is not a competition, it's not about winning awards or hair or makeup or award robe, it's about doing the work. And you have crushed that nonstop for years. So, implying that like she's very insecure and competitive and that would have been so funny if her character was just like pushing everyone out of the scene all the time. Not so, everyone's too kind.

Everyone's too nice. Yeah. Well guess what? Guess who's not too nice? Me because I'm ending this fucking podcast. I've had it with you, Kunis. Everybody, thank you so much for being with us for part three of this Christmas crossover. We're at least one third of the way through.

We're going to do what we all do. We're going to do like 10 episodes. And then the last episode we basically cover the last 30 minutes. Hour over. Hour over. We're tired now. We're going to lost it. Well, because now, because I've got a pee after this, and when I come back, I probably

will have a vodka cranberry. So then I'll just start drinking. I have a great girl. All right, everybody. Thanks so much. We will be back tomorrow with part four. Also, if you want to watch this on video, go to reality gays this Patreon,

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