Watch What Crappens - #2275 RHUGT: Send In The Men

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word:  Bethenny.  Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast. And over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great big living room to play cards, watch movies, and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference

in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb to find something you won't forget. Hello listeners, this is Mike Corey of Against the Odds. You might know that I adventure around the world while recording this podcast, and over the years, I've learned that where I stay when I travel can make all the difference. Airbnb has been my go-to place for finding the perfect accommodations. Because with hotels, you often don't have the luxury of extra space or privacy. Recently, I had a bunch of friends come down to visit in Mexico. We found this large house and the place had a pool, a barbecue, a kitchen, and a great

big living room to play cards. Watch movies and just chill out. It honestly made all the difference in the trip. It felt like we were all roommates again. The next time you're planning a trip, whether it's with friends, family, or yourself, check out Airbnb to find something you won't forget. Hi, I'm Lindsey Graham, the host of Wondery's American Scandal. Our newest series looks at Aaron Hernandez, a star football player who shocked the world with

a brutal crime. But behind Hernandez's violent actions lay a much larger health crisis affecting the entire sport. Listen to American Scandal on the Wondri app or wherever you get your podcasts. I've been so much to happen. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins, a podcast about all that crap I'm Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today. So one and only Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hi. How are you, Ben? I am. Obviously, I'm doing wonderfully because my life blood has been restored.

My soul has been restored by basically real housewives of New York vintage edition. Legacy edition. Real housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. It's just so deeply satisfying to me. How are you doing? I'm doing well, just getting ready for the holidays, looking up cookie recipes, et cetera. We do talk about cookies, cookies recipes, a dead lady and a mother lady,

trying to ruin the dead lady's life with her cookie wann-uping. And our bonus episode this week. So go check that out if you like bonuses. Also, if you want this on video, that's part of crap and it's on demand on our Patreon. So go do it. Do it for yourself for Christmas.

Yeah. For crying out loud. Actually, technically by the time you hear this, the bonus episode will have already been out, but if you hadn't listened to it yet, go check it out. So any who, I mean, it's out no matter what, no matter when you listen to it, it's out. But yeah, so Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, wow.

This Roni Legacy season has, to me, been wonderful, and it's not just because I've always loved the old school of Roni cast, it's just it's so, it's just so good. They have such easy, wonderful chemistry. I mean, even people like Kristen and Kelly who are only on for a little bit on the show, they just come to life on this show. I just it's so good, but it's also very intense for us.

Like I took notes for hours and hours last night because basically every scene is a group scene. There's always like four or five people talking and whenever there's like four or five people talking, it's just like writing, you have to write down so much on this show. And like every single thing is funny. It's just it's intense. It took a lot out of me. How did it go for you? You know, this is girls trip. I got this massage or thing that you put behind your neck

and it's like a, it's like a shiatsu. Well, not shiatsu, because shiatsu is the punching massage, right? It doesn't punch you, but it feels like two fists, like making circular motions, like some cheap thing I got on Amazon the other day because I was actually getting it from my dad

and then it came and I was like, I want this Christmas present for myself. So I gave it to myself instead. Sorry dad, your back's still gonna suck. You guys, this is what I do now. When does girls trip, I'm like, I'm on a trip. I made a frozen drink. My fronted mind was not alcoholic,

but it was like bananas and pineapple and spinach because you gotta make a green. And I had that and I had the massager going on and I had my feet up and I just felt relaxed. I was like just keep typing, just let it flow, darling, you're on vacation. So that's my new way of doing girls trips, recaps. Wow. Worked for me. But a great, what a great copy mechanism. Well, we're here. This is the second episode. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. This is the second episode. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. This is the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls

Trip, season four, Roni Legacy. And it opens up on day two with Kelly Benzumon assembling swag bags in the dining room of this villa. And I started to laugh because the very first thing I think of is Scary Island when Bethany brought giant swag bags to everyone, including Kelly. And when Kelly received hers, she lost her mind. And they go into it later in the episode. So I thought like, well, isn't this rich? Isn't this rich that here she's doing the thing that she got so mad at Bethany for? But later on, we find out that in Kelly's mind, there is a distinction.

And then I started to realize, oh, this is actually, this is just passive aggression on her part. She's basically saying, no, this is how you do a swag bag. You fill it with stuff that you like, not stuff from your own brand. So Kelly has been waiting essentially 10 years to make these passive aggressive swag bags. And now her moment has arrived. It's also not a reason to freak out because I think one of the reasons you freak out at Bethany is just the clip art. I mean those bags were so bad and so poorly done.

The fact that Bethany became so huge and so rich off of skinny Girl, you would never know it from looking at those original clip art bags And that really is just something to Remind us all to keep following in your dreams because they work out, you know Eventually someone else will find some clip art that's slightly better because the Skinny Girl current clip art is still not great I have to say it is still very like original Mac flavored. What do we see on that from McPaint or whatever? It's still very McPaint clip art,

but you know, it's worth a zillion trillion dollars. Yeah. So there's all this stuff. Keep dreaming. And Kristen comes out and she's like, oh, have you ever seen so much swag in your life? I'm sorry, this is like a full shopping boutique of the breakfast table.

I think I saw toothpaste. Is this a hint? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And Kelly is like, yeah, well, when I got to the airport, there were like the limits like 97 pounds. And I'm like, oh my gosh, everything is so heavy. I was like at 98. So I was sort of like I was up here and The scale was down here. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah

Are you gonna ship this all the way back to our houses? Like are we supposed to get this back? You're gonna ship it back, right? No, and Kelly just gets this like I'm gonna kill this one I'm gonna look on her face this fan is so lucky to be receiving a bag from me right now. How could you even make fun of it? So then elsewhere in the house, Duranda and Lou were making small talk about their sleep. You know, how was your sleep? Oh, mine was great.

You know, counting scales. How was yours? Hey, you know what? I was kind of becox in my sleep. Basically, they come over to my place in the big chairs. And you see, there's one after another drink, there's two of them. They ended the night there's about 20.

And then they ended the night, one of them was using brandy of sexually assaulting. And you know, actually that happened. That was the becock, that was a Butler. Yeah, very agnod. And then Ramona was talking to Sonia. And she's like, so Sonia, how's your style going? Do you need to soak it?

Of course Ramona would get, I'm sorry, of course Sonia would get an ailment that like is the most Ramona sounding ailment of all time. A stoi. It's like an ailment that accentuates Ramona's accent more than any other ailment. How is your stoi going?

Okay, you have a bad stoi. And so I'm just like, can you Google it? Accentuates Ramona's accent more than any other ailment. How is your story going? Okay? You have a bad story and so I'm just like can you Google it? Can you tell me how I how I fix it? She's okay. I'm looking it up says use warm tea bags. I got a warm tea bag I can want you know, it's funny. You know, it's so funny about tea bags is tea bags You can also put them under skin to look younger a A tip that my daughter, Avery apparently never learned. Okay? Because she looks old and I look young. Ha ha ha ha.

Tea bag in my heart, we know him. And then we cut to Cyril, the house manager coming. And the man's like, oh, hello. Whoa, hello. Who are you? He's like Cyril. She's like So so so so Cerelle

Ceref Cere Shosh-shosh-shon Hmm, cereal man. Hmm, I don't really care what his name is. I want him inside of me, alright? I Want cereal the way I want cereal with a spoon and inside me listen I'm single and I want to have some fun with the girls but I also want to have some extra curriculars.

Sexy time is good for the soul. That's why I have a song that's called Sexy Time is good for the soul. Hit it boys, three, two, one. Sexy time is good for the line. So, he's gonna give you the man, she's gonna find him like spider web. Durrinda is a very visceral impersonation of a spider eating something. She's like, I was like, whoa, whoa, Durrinda. So then back to Ramon and Son, Ramon's like, whoa, you know what? You know what it says here?

Do not. And I mean do not. Pop icon, you scot, you know what? You know what he says here do not and I mean do not Pop icon you scot you're sorry, okay, don't do it. Oh, but I was just about to pop icon it Martin do you have a hot tea bag Martin? Oh, don't forget to unzip first. I don't want to taste your khakis Berries she wants berries, too, okay, you know, okay, Martin. We need more berries than this, okay? We need a lot of berries. And it's like, okay, be on your feet, but here's your itinerary for the day. Fine, let me look at it.

Oh my God, look at how pretty this itinerary is. Well, we need you back in New York, okay, so I need you to have your New Hip-Dins and you can print out pretty itineraries. We need you in South Ham to print out things, okay? I'm gonna put you in my heptons and you can print out pretty eye-tineraries. We need you in Southampton to print out things, okay? I'm gonna put you in my suitcase, okay? Wait, are you not in full of the Berlin confit into your luggage? You look like a little friend, a little friend, a little friend, a little friend.

And when I'm like, Bet you are, I bet you can fold into, well, you know what? Get out of our seats, let me casually mention my help. It's that, my house is Southampton, okay? I'll, listen, I'll take one martine, one house is South Hampton, okay? I'll listen to the wind. Listen, I'll take one martine, one cereal, fold him up, put him in my bag and put the bag in my vatch. Let's do it boys.

So then martine's like, okay, so today let's talk about uh, there's oysters. Look, there's oysters. Can't believe this is gonna be oysters. You know what? I'm famous for eating my oysters on the TV. I'm very famous. I think they have like a little, they have like a little itinerary on screen,

like a pad that's gonna fill up with all the bullet points and what they're doing today. I want to remind Interrupts to say, oh my God oysters, they just flash. Oh my God oysters on the itinerary. He's like, eh, I'm not there yet. And Sun is like, oh, just had him finish Ramona. I haven't climaxed yet. Go ahead. So after the beach activities, then Luan is

there and dinner with the chef. And this, oh, there's gonna be caviar, caviar. I'm can't wait for the caviar, okay? Well, is that a tea bag that you brought? So then the one's like, okay, well, I'm gonna make ex-elephronsofos. And she's like moving everybody out of the way in the kitchen. Excuse me, ex-elephronsofos, time. All right, bunch of French idiots.

Yeah, so you how it's done. So yeah, they're all just like watching. And she's like, here, try this. Here, do you like putting things in your mouth? Cause I sure like them in mine. Okay, try this out, Mart Martin and you two Jean-Baptiste. What do you think? Yeah, it's very good. Yeah, this is the best eggs I've had my entire life. Yes, of course there. Xelephran says. Xelephran says already everyone. Who wants Xelephran says? If I can impress a chef pat myself on the shoulder

I really can make ex-alaphron says, caduce Timmy that's a callback. Caduce. So then Luana is gathering everyone for her ex-alaphron says and so they're like they're coming. She's like Exile of Frances everyone Exile of Frances and went and then she's bringing her exile of Frances out But Kelly's stuff is all over the table. So Leuand is furious because this is her exile of Frances scene Yes She's like what is all we can't do this right now. What is this? There's no room on the table. What is Santa in town? I would know because he always tops by the fuck me. This isn't Santa. Where am I supposed to put my ex-alafronts heads? Kong girls and

Sonny's like, oh my god. Someone needs to tell her the ex-alafronts ass is just Scramble eggs, okay, she's just saying ex-alafronts ass, oxalafronts ass. Scramble eggs to me and it cuts her going Ex-alafront sauce. And then something else, I mean, my mom makes the same ones and she's never been to France. So, I like everybody looking, Kelly Medes to give them to me, that's something for Kelly. I made her eggs, but I made it into a little happy face because we're gonna be happy face, right?

I've never watched Scary Island. But you thought I want from you. Happy face, not crazy, baby. Yeah. Yeah, she literally arranged all the accoutrements around the eggs and make a smiley face. And she was like, oh my god, you're so cute. Look at you, you're so cute.

Have you ever been to a ranger's game which you like to go to one? I have a ticket for you right here. Thank you so much. So I guess what I heard it feels secure, just like I do with Hannah. You're gonna be good, you're gonna be great. You're gonna be secure girl.

Wait a minute, is that egg face looking to me? Why are you looking to me like that, egg face? You wanna be to me, your mother fucking egg front, egg front, test mother fucking? Come on, you better back it up. Let me tell you something about yourself, okay? Your face is scrambled, your brain is scrambled, your eyes is scrambled, I don't gotta listen to you

because this right here is not scrambled, this is the whole egg right here. So you better back it up, scrambled eggs. We got presents like it's Christmas. We're not opening presents right now. And Kelly's like, why not? This is not brand sales. All right, for the housewives

to sell their shit. Let's have breakfast. It's Eglah Exile Frances, TM from ITM, I make book eggs with the Countess Elefrancés trademark. Coming soon, please, no brand. Listen, the people are tuning in to watch me make eggs Elefrancés. It's a fan favorite. I know this for when I go on my carburetor. They always ask about ex-elephron says. So come on, get this shit off the table two-season wonder as time for ex-elephron says. Well maybe she just gets a kickback or something. I do with only fans and the only kickback I get is when I literally kick my leg back and wink at the webcam with my money maker. Wanna see? Sonia, it's not about your only fans, Petchery heals down.

But it is about only eggs, so come on everyone gather round. You know, Kelly is very sweet, but I do think there's a calculated part about Kelly. It's not by chance that she put together all these bags with all these products, not thinking, hey, maybe I can get them promoted on the house wives,

unlike my eggs alla France says DM aprons available now at Create and Box, not related to Craternbarrel, just a different brand, unfortunately, that's the only one I can get it into, but that's neither here nor there. I mean, actually, it's just so news apartment, who are we getting?

Selling aprons everywhere when it's very sad. She used them to tip up with the window. Craternbox. Craternbox and brown ice, a new store. I'm gonna take a look at the window. Crate and box. Crate box and brown eyes. A new store. Coming to a strip mall near you. You can find it at CB3. Wait, the wand is like the opposite of Oprah. Like you don't get a gift. You don't get a gift. Look under your seat. Look at all the minivan you don't get. No. No. So she's like, guys, if I was selling my brand, I wouldn't be doing it right on this trip.

I brought this for you guys because I care about you guys. Hope you're watching Bethany, huh? So the way I'm like, listen, I love you guys, but you know what I'm saying. You get me, you know what I'm saying. And the guy goes, no, you're right. I'm like, what? What?

These eggs are phenomenal to wear. Great work. Wow. So, I really, really, really, really, listen to this story, listen to this story. And Sonja, you gotta let me tell you Sonja, all right? Okay, so, a few weeks ago, Sonja called me, boom, Sonja stopped shooting spoons that

of you, the giant. Sorry, I'm doing it, doing it, Cam, you're. Bum! Sonny, stop shooting spoons that if you're the giant. Sorry, I'm doing it. Do it, Cam, y'all, the only fan. All right, you're right. So a few weeks ago, I get this club from Sonny. She's like, listen, can I come stay in your apartment? Because I'm renting my place out for June, where I got a rent.

So I'm like, sure. So, you know, about eight days later, I knock on the door and this woman answered, and she says, hello. Can you you believe it can you believe it yeah and she's like um hello I need to I need to run into my room to change she goes no no miss Morgan is sleeping in my bedroom can you believe it I act asleep on the couch I sat't the couch. Man, Sonny goes, with Marley. Marley was my pillow. She made her sleep on the couch. You made her sleep on the couch with her dog.

But you know what, though, she left it spik and spanned afterwards. She actually collected the dust and said she was going to try to sell it on eBay. So, to turn this like, you know, I have to admire you for it. No discomfort. So anyway, I just want to put Sony on blast pretend it was a funny story. Okay everyone. So now they're getting ready to go to the beach and they're complaining about the stairs, you know, and Luanne's like, I mean, I'm in shape. I don't know why. Why? I'm out of breath. There's like a Benson and Hedges logo in the fog coming out of your mouth right now, man. Okay, I don't even think they sell those anymore.

We know why you're out of breath. Yeah, you can hear Lu-Wan coming up the stairs because it literally, it sounds like some sort of heavy machinery that is not been oiled recently. sort of heavy machinery that has not been oiled recently. It's like a train coming to a very, very slow stop. It's what I imagine it sounds like when those big things make tunnels for new subway systems. So Sonia and Ramona are in their room just wasting time. And so he he's like Ramona. What are you doing? She's you know, I saw me as like, you know Glowing coasters to her eyes just fucking loopy and Ramona's like, you know what?

Calling my insurance right now. I'm calling the president, okay? Because I need to have the number the corporate headquarters with the president She's like I think she's actually called probably like a local branch of like, excuse me. Hello, this is Ramona Singer from Television. I need your corporate headquarters. Hi! So she's literally trying to go all the way that to out for whatever class is. I'm calling the insurance that has the most

in common with me. Progressive. Okay. I need coverage on I love minorities. Okay, it's it. If it ain't anybody says that I don't get a million dollars, okay? Just say. Hello.

Is this Jake from Steve Farm? So glad I caught you. I burned my hand. Oh, that's your chef. It's okay. And I have a claim. And I want you to fix it for me, okay? Can you help me out?

Please. Mm-hmm. So, uh, Luan starts yelling at them because they're not down there. And she's like, Girls, how dare you? You have the girls just standing down here, waiting for you. You're not even ready. I've had it.

I will not put up with this. This is ridiculous. Lewand, who made people wait like three hours to her cap race show in that. Yes. Lewand, you are in no place, ma'am. And that was a very old example, but I'm sure the examples are numerous and recent.

Well, and like the rest of the episode she's laid to everything. She's like, girls, this is not what it's gonna be all week, raw, long. Okay, first there's no space for my small pot of exhala frances on the table. And now you're gonna be late to the thing that's not time sensitive. Let me tell you right now, you're not gonna make me wait all week.

Okay, you're not gonna make me pay a lot for this muffler Either and it's just fucking rude. It's disrespectful Ramona, and you're not gonna do this the whole trip. You will not And I was like, you know what? I won't you know what? I'm sorry. I apologize I just happened to be speaking with a very important person. I was speaking to the Geico Geco I'm sorry. I got them on the phone and I need to talk to him about my ostrich accident Okay, but you know what you be just more important and I apologize the win. I'm on the phone and I need to talk to him about my ostrich accident, okay? But you know what? Your beach is more important. And I apologize to the wind. I'm so sorry.

So, you know what, you little lizard? I'm sorry for even making a gender out of you, okay? You know what? I'm going to start calling again. All of us go. Okay? Or we go. It's what I'm supposed to say now.

Right? I'm not supposed to say, guy. I'm not supposed to say, girl.? I'm supposed to say, guy. I'm not supposed to go. Now I'm just gonna say, we slash us. Okay? You know what? I'm sorry the wind. I do it and I'm not even gonna fight with you. I'm just gonna go with the flow. Specifically flow from progressive. Okay? Because she's on the phone and she's gonna help me with my injury. Okay? I'm sorry. But that's just what it is.

Talk about someone who's never been fired before. That woman has had a job for like 30 years. You ready? That comedy fired. Hey, flow, guess what bitch? Okay, you're in a commercial. I'm on a national television show. Alright, so go fuck yourself, flow. I don't want a fucking hear about it anymore, alright?

Hey, flow, what your name? You know about it anymore, alright? Hey, flow. You know what your name is? What I'm gonna knock you on to. The minute I see your fucking face in person, the flow. Alright, bitch. Well, friggin' frack over here. It's not my fault, Sonya. She's doing this not right.

She's doing still trying to tea bag her face, Kai. You know what? I don't know what to do. She's even banging my door. Like this is just going to the beach. Like, what's the big rush, the wheeaaan? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. So then, um, Ramona's like, calm down the wind, take a ZanX. You remember that part that show it again, okay? It's only episode two we've showed this point 97 times go ahead editors like take a stand-by but you can't even redo her line properly she goes calm down take a X and X like okay so now they're gonna take little golf carts this is a thing

that I guess just has to happen on any vacation now they have to be put in little little cars they're uncomfortable with. They can take golf cars. Excuse me, it's called a moke. A moke? I mean, for crying out loud. Wait, is there really a car? Can I rent a moke for people without been crashing my reputation? I'm accusing you of renting a car.

I'm sorry? I'm sorry? You're right, and I apologize. I apologize. You're right. So, the Dorend is gonna drive one car, and Kristen's like, I feel like Lewis, I got good driver, so let me get in her car.

And, Sonny, you think Lewis, a good driver. The lady who slipped out of her handcuffs and beat up a cop and was thrown into the county jail, fall down drunk. The lady who fell into the bus, this is the lady we think is a good drive. Have you seen her hula hoop? We know how her balance is. Yeah. So you guys could driver. Nah. And then we see a montage of Luan being a bad driver, including on

crappy lake when she backed into like a stop sign and knocked it over. So, um, so then Kelly, meanwhile, I guess Kelly is in charge of driving one car, which is also seem scary, and she doesn't know how to turn it on. She's like, how do you even turn this on? And so I was like, push start, push start, she's like, where? Where? I don't know, I've got to do a cameo, it's inspiring in 24 hours. So this is where like all start to daily cameo, right?

So Sunday goes, I have to do this cameo, because people are counting on me to cheer them up. Oh, that's... You're basically a nurse. You're basically a doctor. You're like a fireman. This is like a service job. Sunny is doing. It's like a very, very important job. I know. So, the way... Whoever the nuclear codes. The way Anne's motoring along, and she, of course, is using it as a way to, you know, the humble brag about where she lives.

Well, you know, in the Hamptons, which is where I live, you know, parking's a huge problem, especially in the village of Sargharber, which is specifically where I live. Wow, it's like, I take Vespas everywhere because there's so much parking, such a popular and exclusive place where I live. Do you know what I'm saying, girls? Oh, God, I love Vespas but I'm just so young and hip. By the way, this is not the part where they all do dueling. Camille's, I'm humiliated with myself and you should be humiliated of me.

You know what, though, with your human? And that's what happens. And we still love you all the same, okay? So, they're basically Kelly is still struggling and we're all like, okay, you know what? Someone's show her how to fix this, okay, because I don't wanna have an accident, okay? Can someone, can we get a servant over here

to show her how to use the claw? I don't know what to do, we have to happen to have an emergency break. Do you know how to use the break? Can we call Avery? Should I face time Avery? Okay, let me go face time. Her number, I saved her contact in here is

little daughter who looks like little lady, okay? Okay, hold on, let me get a read on the phone here, okay? But then someone comes over and helps them. Yeah, and someone's like, I knew that was the emergency break the whole time, and she's telling her phone. She's like, I didn't even want to get in the car with the man you see. People didn't even know what the emergency break was. This is what my insides look like.

Oh my god, Sonia, Jesus. Everyone who ordered a cameo from Sonia during this week really hit gold. Because every cameo, she just kept on turning the phone around to show what was going on with the production. I'm so jealous that I didn't book a cameo from her at this time. Yeah. I'm actually surprised we haven't seen a million of these as leaks

to whatever news has been That's probably not much news about this show. I'm whistle. I'm doing that whistle list thing again It's making me fucking crazy. I sound like I got new teeth without the pleasure of having gotten new teeth. Oh Sorry, so they make it they make okay, so they arrive at Shelev a person beach and So they make it, they make it. Okay, so they arrive at Shelevah person beach. And Dorenda is like, yeah, he's very beautiful. I'm Dorenda. And a guy named Maxim is like, I'm Maxim,

the beach escort. Oh, did you take Venmo? You're gonna escort me any day. Escort me and sit where? I'll just, I'll dump your pants, Maxim. Whoa, we get some subtlety back here, Luan, cheese. And so on, he was like, what's your name, Maxim? I'm Sonya, I just got here fresh from New York.

Oh my God, my hat just blew away. Thanks for getting it, Maxim. What would I do without you? Here are my legs. So, I don't know what your position is here, Maxim. Not sexual wise. What? Oh my God, I almost fell, Maxim.

Oh my God, there's some. I'm so embarrassed. You know when it came to men, the great thing about Sonia is she has all those diamonds are a girl's best friend kind of moves, you know, like, oh my god, I just fell over and my left nipple fell out. So Sonia's like, yeah, I'm a little clumsy, but if I see a French guy, do I lay down thick? I mean, wouldn't you? So now they go frolicking in the water and then they start talking about dinner and Lumayan tries to start with remote and I'd be like, what are you going to be on time? It's like, sure. You know what? My friend Craig wants to come over with some of his friends.

What time should I say to come over for dinner? Kelly's like, oh God, here we go. She goes, yeah, you know what? I reached out to my friend, Frank. He went the petite plate. Okay. And what's up? It's like a regular plate, but it's very small. That's what petite means. Okay. It's not a scary plate. It's like a non-scary plate. So I called them. And so I said, listen, Leigh-Anne and Sonia are desperate for men. So send her for whoever and whatever you have. And you know, I can use. I thought she said no smoking. She moved in the astray away. So, oh, is that what it was?

It was like a big pot. Both are in my way. I think that it was. I just thought it was so Ramona to be like, no, what the, on my table? It's very viable that Ramona would be anti-pottery. You know what? I just don't like pottery, okay?

I'm sorry, I don't believe in wizards. So then the waiter comes over and she's like, oh my god, they're just getting younger and younger. So then the waiter comes over and she's like, oh my god, they're just getting younger and younger. Whoa, how old are you? Okay, he's like 18. 18? Wow, I can't believe, oh my, are you 18?

He goes, no, I'm 23. He's just, whoa, it's so strange and refreshing to see a young person who actually looks younger than they are unlike my daughter who looks about 40 years older than she is. Isn't that crazy, girls? Mm-hmm. So, now they are talking about food. Like, who's having a lobster or whatever? And Kelly is doing her makeup and then upside down phone, which I know that your phone doesn't necessarily have to be right side up to be doing your makeup, but it's just funny

watching Kelly do anything really. Does it give you a better shot if it's from below? Is there actually people actually use? There actually yes, there was a thing going around. I don't know if it's still current with the current model, but there was a thing where it was like a hack. Like you should always take photos with your phone upside down instead of right side up. Like that was like a thing that went around a few years ago.

So the when oh that's from people who, that's so weird. I look hideous like this. Oh, gross. Never again. Oh god, I'm hot again. Hi, darling. Phone right side up.

There's your tip for me. You want to look like this, not like this. You may have to write a strongly written letter to BuzzFeed. So Luan is like, she's ordering food and they're talking about lobster and Sonia's like, I did hear that. Kristen said she likes lobster and she's like, oh no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sonia goes, I did hear that.

Kristen likes lobster and she's, it's Kristen and no, I don't like lobster. And Ron is like, it's, so wow. So you got her name wrong and her food wrong, huh? Kristen's like, oh my God. Like, you don't like lobster. And everyone's like, it's, oh wow, so you got her name wrong, and her food wrong, huh? Kristen's like, oh my god, like you don't know me either, Sonya. I mean, are you kidding me right now? Like when am I on the wrong show? Ah!

I think it's very kind that we're gonna order lobster for the waitress. So Luans, like, she orders a million things. They're all sweating, by the way, this must be like a billion degrees in this island because they're not even moving and they're all sweating there and Luan's order. Well, we're gonna have a salad and let's get some sashimi And let's get some although the grilled oysters and we'll also have

We get that tartar. If you have any shoes, we just have some shoes our feet are a little sore. We'll have some shoes maybe Some you have some goldfish, you can just go to the store and get some goldfish, just a little something to munch on and Kristen's like, oh my God, are we like still ordering guys? Oh, you guys are like crazy old ladies. Okay, everyone, I wanna bring up a game we can all play.

Let's talk about what, how do they call it? The elephant in the room. I mean, kids, am I right? You're new sayings. Okay, so for me, first of all, I know Kelly forever. I'm like, oh, God, she's going to come in on Scary Island again. Girl, you just tried to do this. So she's like, okay, well, before we filmed Scary Island, it was called Scary Island because it was scary. So where did that come from, Kelly?

And Kelly's like, me? I named it. Well But I named it Scary Island. And we see the clip of her being like, I'm stuck on Scary Island with terrible clip art. So okay, so what if I happen? Like, you know, I mean, I love Bethany. Like where could friends? And somebody goes, really? She's your good friend? Oh yeah, I mean, we talk more than you and me on the phone. So this, whatever, Sona was gonna say about scary

island immediately gets halted because saying the B word with this cast is gonna get a reaction to Luisa. Oh really? You just sunk yourself, bitch! I cannot believe you just said that. You talked to Bethany. More than me. I'm not my capitalist or she's but I don't go visit her she's yeah because she never calls you get back to reality ding dong that's what I'm just like why do I have to talk to you to be with you well what are you a ghost yes you do I call bullshit you know what you have more communication with Bethany than you do with LeWan and that's's hurtful. You just said that, that's so hurtful. I love it. I love that. To say that is hurtful. Someone goes, I mean, how do you think that makes me feel? You talking to the wicked witch of the West, more than me, a brilliant artist?

Just, well, you know what? You know what? Okay, all right. I will explain. I will explain. I will explain. And Kristen's like, Sonia, what's hurtful is like, especially after that conversation yesterday when you said you don't even text anyone, but apparently it text Bethany. And we want to go, yeah. You know what, just text us back. Yeah, we need to make you sound, yeah, okay? She goes, but you guys are my friends,

I don't have to answer to you. And you know, look, like, well, why are you guys saying I'm not your friend? So now she's sobbing, and this is not like a fake cry to get out of it. Sonia's a mess, and these people know that she she's a mess and she's going through a really rough time At all times really since we started seeing Sonia on the show It's really been one slow descent for Sonia's

Yes, she's been on this show and you can't give Sonia shit. She's very fragile Which is kind of funny because she's trying to make Kelly more fragile. She's like trying to fuck with people at this lunch, but then she's too fragile, so she starts solving. Yeah, well the thing is that like Sony just says things, I think, because they sound funny, or they just sound right, or sound like, whatever. And so when they actually call her on it, and like, they cause the light on Ravel very, very quickly, then she loses it. So she's like, I mean, if you don't understand I'm a friend and I and if you don't understand I'm a friend Like okay, don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. We all know your car could do to do and during this like

You know, you're not that important. You're not that important. Don't worry about it It's like you know, I choose my private time with you and you know that my vacations my vacation is my private time How many do you see me out on Instagram doing things with people? Do you see that at all? They're like, okay, okay, settle down, settle down. And Suny was like, well, I'm not with other people. And then she tells us, it's not that I don't love to be with them, but what they don't understand is like, I have to work or like find a place to live.

These girls are all Jeff setting all over the place. And I'm bouncing from couch to couch, you know? And it's so sad, you know? Because they're like, why don't you come to lunch, Sonya? She's like, I can't afford lunch. You're fucking kidding me. So, so, Dorenda's like, Sonya, listen to me, I don't want to do this, Sonya, I don't want to hurt you.

Listen, from one not as poor to a currently poor. Okay, I don't want to do this. I don't want to hurt you. Listen, from one not as poor to a currently poor. Okay. I don't want to discuss this right now. Yeah. You know what, Sonia Rita? You know, you've set me off. You said something about how less important I am, and it hurt me. It really hurt me.

It really hurt me. It's what I'm trying to say is this is all your fault bitch. Southern Dornado. Yeah. You know what? The wind's feelings would like everybody else's ears around the wind. They were very hard. Okay. You know, if I if I send a text to Sonia on Monday, I don't have a for two weeks and then she may eventually call back, you know, for a lot of

girls who slap in the face and what we're rooting for is Sonia and having a back for a long time, a really long long a long time we a really long, long, a long time when they've heard a rebound. Okay, can we go back to one of my favorite episodes of all times, Scary Island? Go ahead, Sonya, I can't make a talk about it. Let's move on, let's move on. There's a lot to one back here. So Kelly is like, well, you know, she came for Sonia's basically like listen, I just want to know what triggered you Kelly because you were fine and every ever since I've seen you off of the show, you've been fine, but something triggered you that day and it all and you triggered Bethany because Bethany came for you. So what actually happened at Scary Island? The one question everybody has for Carrie Benzimone,

and then we get a clip of Bethany being like, you are the most unintelligent human being I've ever had the pleasure of being around. Right, and Kelly is like, well she went after me and so she could say she was the victim of a craziness that I have, but anyone that knows me, I'm like, so normal. I'm like so normal.

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Kelly was coming for Bethany. She was. Right out the gate. I guess the Kelly wasn't coming for Kelly. Kelly was, Kelly wasn't coming for Bethany as I remember. She was just standing up for herself against Kelly. I mean, Kelly was coming for her about the cook and the chef thing too.

But I think that Bethany was like, I want the sob her about the cook and the chef thing too, but I think that Bethany was like, I want the sobbing over the bag and the everything. And the other girls, because remember, it was Lou Ann and Jill, they didn't go on the trip, but they were talking to Kelly on the phone the whole time, like, oh, what did that bitch do? What did Bethany do to you? She's like, guys, she's just like coming for me all the time.

Like, oh, tell us more. Right, but I, I'm trying to remember what the, no, Kelly was coming from, I'm just saying that there was like a huge amount of animosity between the two of them. That was like giving up to it, you know? So, but also something we're missing in all of this discussion about Scaria Holland

is Carrie's loony tunes. And she is also not very smart. Like she just never really seems to really get what anybody else is saying to her. And she's also obnoxious. I'm wondering if Sonia is asking about drugs and I wish that somebody would just come out and ask because in that episode Sonia went to her room

and Sonia said, you know what, your room smells like cat pee, what is that? And that's like a very messy smell. That was always what people speculated after that is that that's what meth smells like. No, is that true? I don't know.

But that was always kind of one of the gossipy things about this was Kelly on drugs. And I think that's why Sonya keeps saying, listen, I've seen you a million times and you've never been like that. What was it about that specific day? And Kelly's just like, Jell-To-C everybody's jealous of me,

everybody wants to be me. I mean, she's like, like, mom. I was well known before and she was just gonna take down the socialite. So then, and then they just, they just keep on intermingling super famous clips of Kelly's meltdown and Sonya was like, yeah, I just don't understand.

Now, you're always so normal and I was like, well, she's not crazy. They made her crazy. So Ramona then pulls Sonia to the side. Listen, Sonia, she had a meltdown and I think out of respect to her, I think we should just drop the subject, okay? Which I kind of like when they do this, they're like, listen, listen, we are, the four of us, you me, you me, Luana and Durinda. We know how to tear each other down and we just come back from it because we are used to this. But Kristen and Kelly, they can't do this.

They can't do what we do to each other. So just pull back, pull back. I took it more as like Ramona. First of all, they don't even get up. She goes, I'm gonna pull Sonya's side, Sonya stand up. Okay, walk two steps right there, Sonya. We shouldn't talk about crazy pants in front of crazy pants.

Also, I think she's like, Sonya, you were supposed to yell at Susan over there about a husband cheating on her on the internet. Okay, why are we talking about this other girl again? You know what? I've seen Kelly a thousand times since then. I never even once heard about her being crazy. You know I haven't watched Scary Island yet,

but I always try to go into all situations with an open mind. And I think that Kelly's quirky. You know what's wrong? Dorempa is so foolish. I don't believe for two seconds that Durinda has not watched every single episode of this show twice. I believe that. She's totally 100% has.

You do? I don't at all. Because Durinda's always looking for like the, I'm gonna get you. I think Durinda's ready. I think she's coming into this like, what? I don't know anything is crazy about Kelly.

So she can turn around and be like, oh yeah, well now I look at it. You're crazy. I don't think that I feel like D'Arenda, when she's off the clock, she's watching Law and Order. I really do. So,

well this is before she was on the show. So all her friends were on this show. She had a lot of friends who are already on the show. So I just don't believe, like we see D'Arenda in early seasons being in the background the show. So I just don't believe, like we see Durinda in early seasons being in the background at parties and so I just don't believe that she didn't watch the whole show before she came on the show.

That's just, I just don't believe any real housewife that says that. Commissars, here comes one right now. So Durinda says the group, hey everyone, guess what? When I see Kelly out, she's always very confident, she's in control, she doesn't even care that there's five cabs behind her in the middle of fifth avenue, honking at her, telling her to jog on the sidewalk, she doesn't care. And then she said to me, I'm actually not very confident.

Can you believe that? And everyone goes, you know what? Ladies, I have a secret that has nothing to do with Kelly. As insecure as we are as women, men are even more insecure. So just so you know, it's a fact, okay? That's a fact. Men are insecure, women are less insecure, okay? Ramone, even on a season where she's like, I'm going to come on and have the best behavior ever and everyone's going gonna forget that I'm canceled

She comes on to say you know what everybody just want this table of women to remember the real victims here a men Lanko men is this a secret? And she's like okay well Ramona who are you dating? Do you have a boyfriend? Do you don't have a boyfriend? Do you have a vibrator? What's going on over there? I have whatever I want You're dating, do you have a boyfriend? Do you don't have a boyfriend? Do you have a vibrator? What's going on over there? You know what? I have whatever I want. I'm gonna be a cookette about it, okay? So she's hinting that she has a boyfriend.

So they all start cheering for her. They're like, oh my God, Ramona. Wow, well, I just want to say, only because I can't really say Who would date Ramona so instead I'll just say congrats Congrats Ramona what it's a very special romance and I want to protect it I don't want to mar it. Okay. I like to keep a log of everything that we do and everywhere we go So I don't want to mar it. I keep a log where we go. Mara log go. Okay, I'm very protective about it. Okay, because when you're in the public eye, things can be destroyed and distorted. I don't want to do that to sow and sow junior. Okay? You know what? I will say the rushes

never been on my side and here's paperwork to prove table. All I have to say is when my anonymous boyfriend dragged me into a closet and pushed me up against a stack of military secrets and kissed me, I had never felt more in love in that moment. Kai. Mm. Okay, so Ramona has a boyfriend. So now they're gonna dance around and, you know, because they're a lunch who doesn't want to dance so they get up here

Dancing and show this season when they're like well-seen server my well-dance Really three times so They go back to the hotel and so now he's like that's get naked girls Let's win it stay too and they're like oh god so new Jesus I'm gonna get naked and, let's win it, stay too. And they're like, oh God, so am you Jesus. She's like, I'm gonna get naked and swim in the pool. And then she does. And she starts like flopping all over the swan. And like spreading, you know, like her legs are flopping open.

And the man goes, well, I guess it's hunting season. Also, one of my favorite visuals was when they came back to this villa from lunch. And I guess, I don't know if they would walk up those steps to get into the villa or what. I don't know, but Luan looked destroyed. Like, our hair was just like in her face. She looked like the girl from the ring climbing out of the well.

She's like, oh, Martina, I need a towel. I was like, I don't know. This humanity is not doing well for Luan. Also, this is another thing that I think now I don't know, as humanity is not doing well for Luan. Also, this is another thing that I think now is just in the formula. They are never gonna rent them a house that's level. Always gonna have to walk up five flights of stairs to get to the house,

because that was the last girls trip, too, remember? They'd be like, okay girls, here we go, of that hill again, the hill in Thailand in the summer. It's gonna be fun. Oh my God, yeah, they had to go with that hill again. The hill in Thailand in the summer. It's gonna be fun. Oh my God, yeah, they had to go up that thing. So now it's nighttime and Martine is just like, he's shaking a shaker behind the bar, very, he's like dancing, but he's like, yes,

this is Martine's time to show off, yes. And everyone's getting dressed and Dharinda is in her room and she is just lost and she's trying to find her clothes behind all these futuristic Closet doors and she keeps opening and closing and opening and closing She's like, hey man, where's my necklaces? There's gotta be a necklace cladding. I love a necklace cladding. It's a sexy bathroom, okay?

I need to remember that. I'm gonna mark that down right in my brain. I'm never gonna forget where the bathroom is. Oh my god, there's a necklace with the bathroom. I gotta pee damage This room is making me feel crazy You can't remember which one you opened and you open another one you find yourself opening the same door five times And I want to take all my clothes out but the money so I did this room hates me

And I love it so Ramona is at the table and she's like, oh my God, where it's everybody. I'm on time. Okay, nobody else is here. It's not there. Tell me I'm the book. It's not there. It's me. Ramona.

Where's everybody? Oh my God, just go back to your room already. Jesus Christ, you were on time one time. So Chris and John's are mothers like, you know what, I'm just in a bitchy mood because Leanne yelled at me for half an hour about being late and now at 7'10, she's keeping me waiting, right? So then Dorenda shows up and everyone's just getting dressed

and Leanne's like, tonight's my night. And I wanted to make every something very impressive for my dinner, Trébienne, Sifu Tower, we're gonna play a little game, then I wanted to make every something very impressive for my dinner. Trebienne, Sifu Tower, we play a little game and I wanted the table to look gorgeous and if we're monopole through then maybe there'll even be some eligible bachelor's for me. Luan. Oh really? You know what? You know what you're eligible for?

A ticket for being late. Okay, should they? And I was on time and you yelled at for being late, the wing in, okay. And I was like, oh, oh, it's a little toilet. Do you know this word? It's a toilet. I don't know, it sounds like,

it sounds like Lindsay. Lindsay, she's talking to you. Her name is Kristen, I had poop. And so then we cut to Martin. We cut to Martin standing outside of her door, listening as the flush happens, which is so weird. Not really sure. It's a French flush though.

So it's like, so now they're all toasting to a wonderful time together and Kelly joins them at the table. And something's like, are we sticky? It feels sticky here. Oh, we're very sticky, yeah. Well, by the way, Sonya Rita, I'm sorry we made you cry today, but when you cry we laugh. So, you need a little chuckle here and there. Oh, that's fine. I just don't want you to think I don't love you more than other people.

And, you know, other people have a lot of your motives. And, you know, that's it. And that's why I don't leave my house, because people are like, hi, you're so beautiful. Can I have a picture? Hi, I love you. Can you get me into this party? You know how it goes. No. You don't? You don't have people like that in your life?

Not really. Oh, Sonya, I'm so sorry. You have so many blood suckers in your life. She's like, you don't. She's like, nope. Which I thought was hilarious, because Lugan, you don't know the other blood secrets because you are a blood sucker. You are that person. We've heard stories

of Lugan from friends in LA like, oh, so the man said that she would hang out, which is weird. I was like, do you know her? No. But then she asked me to take her to a yoga class. So I did. And then I she just kind of had me pay for it. And then she asked me for a bunch. So I took her to lunch and then she had me pay for that. I was like, uh, are you tempting a pattern here? She's like, what is so exciting? It was Lewand. Like, yeah. Stop answering your phone. So Kelly, so Kelly turns to Lewand goes, you know what? I need to go out with you more. Like now that you're drinking a little bit, like now we can actually socialize.

And it's like, oh, well thanks a lot. No, no, I mean, like we can go outside, like not just like dinner. She goes, well, you know, because now I drink on occasion, that's my new line. But yeah, but like anyone can have like a steak, but like you always go out with friends, like I want to do more with you Lomank.

Like we should do more. Yeah. And we don't really know what she's getting at because it's really weird. Like she has a thing against dinner. Okay. Which is a Kelly thing to say, right? Yeah. Well, she's a mom.

It's really weird. But she has a thing against dinner. She does not want to go to dinner. So Luan's like, well, Kelly, I love you. So you want to go there? Let's go there. How many times have you invited me to the Rangers game? What? I was like wait Rangers games

hockey I laughed out loud at that what the fuck what says you as well? How many then Kelly's like, um, I'm not allowed to That's why I'm not allowed to invite anyone to the Rangers game. So I mean, whatever, I'm just not allowed. But you go to the Rangers game all the time. She goes, then Sonya, Adam, did you hear this in the background, Sonya goes,

oh, I know all the Rangers. Did you hear her say that in the background, Sonya? I know all the Rangers. They don't even acknowledge it, because she's so, she's so like Sonya. I know, yeah, they don't even acknowledge it because she's so she's so like so and yet I know yeah, I'm friends with all of them mark Messier Wayne Gretsky You know Jonathan Taylor Thomas all the Rangers I'm friends with them So the wands like well, you know I'm dying to go and she says listen

I asked and they said no the WAM okay stopping weird No, she says listen, I asked and they said no, Luan, okay? Stopping weird, okay? On the only one who's allowed to go use the tickets. So oh really, they said no to me count us, Luan, the list of Cabaret star. Said no to everybody, period. She's like, well, you've always said, we'll go to the Rangers game

and we'll go double day with your boyfriend. Guess what's never happened? Rangers, double day, who's your boyfriend? I don't even know at this point. How dare you? Well, Leuand it's not you they're not even my tickets to get out and they're gonna say oh Why do you want to go to a ranges game who goes to hockey? And also I'm like I'll tell you goes to hockey hot guys

By the way, can we I wish we we never get any context about Kelly and Ranger's games. Does she have season tickets? Does she know someone who gives her season tickets? Does she have a friend at the organization? We never really understand. We just know that she gets to go into these games a lot, but she's not in control of the ticket. So, LeWan's like, listen, you can't just blur it out.

I wanna spend more time with you and then not invite me to the rangers game, okay? Cause if I'm gonna get my teeth blown out by something, it better be either be a cock or a puck. You know what I'm saying? So who's Scott Litner? That's her boyfriend. So Scott Litner, Kelly Benson, my boyfriend.

Scott Litner, let's see who he is. Scott Littner advises spulding leadership and staff on the fundraising strategies and donor engagement activities that support life changing work of spulding. Oh, damn it. I can't comment. Okay. She's someone rich who has, who has, okay, if these are his tickets, I guarantee that Kelly can say, hey, I wanna take my girlfriend, Luana, to a hockey game. Can I use your tickets? And if it's a boyfriend,

he's like of a decent, like even like base level boyfriend, he'll say, sure. Sure, I don't wanna take those tickets. Now, I cannot click on LinkedIn because it was making me so crazy. I'm just faced it, I don't work. So it was making me so crazy and let's face it, I don't work.

So I was like, why do I have LinkedIn? So I canceled it and got it off my phone. And now when I click, it says, you have to sign into LinkedIn. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to. So here's the blurb I'm seeing from Google from LinkedIn, Scott Littner's Post, ticket to the New York Rangers versus Columbus Blue Jackets game on February 28th inclusive of food and beverage Oh, so we sell it. Do you think that means he's posting about it? And then it says on another post it says ticket in a private suite for players inclusive of complimentary food and beverage to the New York Rangers

Does he have a box going on? Does he have a box? It sounds like at the very least he maybe he's like reselling his tickets So maybe like if you can't use them, he sells them. And so if he's telling Kelly, oh no, you can't use this ticket because I've got to sell it. Then you're maybe fundraising. Because I think he's super rich. I can't be. I can't maybe. Well, I don't know. You're rich enough to have the tickets. You're rich enough to let your girlfriend invite her friend. So in a way, Kelly's like, LeWan only wants to go to the Rangers game with me to meet a guy.

And if she was like, oh, I want to hang out with you on a Tuesday, that would be amazing, but it's not. Which I can see Kelly having a point there, but also if, considering that Kelly is not willing to hang out with LeWan if it's only for dinner, then that's of course then Le WAN's not gonna invite you to that either, ma'am. Well, how is using somebody the same thing

is not wanting to go eat? Well, no, meaning that Kelly's like, listen, like she only wants to hang out with me so she can go to a ranger's game. She doesn't wanna hang out with me just to hang out, but then Kelly just said, oh, now that you're drinking again, we can actually go out, which means that like she, Kelly was unwilling to go,

just get a meal with the win. Well, yeah, it is much different with like go out people when you're like, oh my God, I have to sit there sober with people. I mean, I go out with totally different people. I mean, what this really speaks to is how, how flimsy this relationship is. That Kelly thinks the worst of the man and the way he thinks the worst of Kelly.

And it's all coming to a head in the Rangers game. Well, it's actually kind of explained to us as we go, but I just keep needing to like talk of, I don't know why, but I'm like, she really hates dinner. She's just like, okay, well, if we don't have to go to dinner, then that's fine, we can go out and not just have dinner. It's like it's so weird to just go to dinner. Why does everybody go to dinner?

Why do I have to do that? Why that's the only thing? But also- But Kelly is obsessed with dinner. But also the other thing is that like, well we find out what emerges of of course the next two episodes is that like, yes, Luanne probably emerges of the course, the next two episodes, is that like, yes, Luan probably does want to go to the Rangers game, or what does want to hang out with Kelly

just to go to the Rangers game, but also it sounds like Kelly has dangled the Ranger game to Luan. She's like, we got to go to a Rangers game. So you can't say we got to go to a Rangers game and then get upset with someone's like, when are we going to go to that Rangers game, you know? Right. Well, that's what we find out, right, is that. It turns out that Kelly is always saying, hey, you know what we should do? We should hang out. I'll take you to a rangers game one time.

But then she never falls off through or asks, actually asks Lou and she's one of those people that's, it's very LA, right? Like that's a stereotype of LA, where you see someone and you're like, oh my god, we should do lunch. Yes. And then you never hear from that first again. But every time you see them, they act like your best friends and insist that you go to lunch. But then when you text

them, they never text you back. Right. And that's what Kelly does. But then she does it while simultaneously, you know, flaunting her access to something really cool. So the way I was like, oh, I'm going to call I I'm going to, I would like to go to that hockey game. Now, remind me, it's hockey the game where you throw the football through the basketball hoop. I love that sport. Okay, so now they get oysters and we're waiting for this big Ramona scene because we see a clip of Ramona eating an oyster, which is like, oh, yeah, oyster. And, you know, just being disgusting with an oyster. I'm saying, oyster is an aphidisiac, okay?

Kink. Kink. But then they can't eat the oysters that way because they're not that kind of oysters. Are they just like not properly prepared or something, but I think they're not properly prepared. They said they're too deep. I think that means that they were not.

They're too deep in there so they don't slide out. They still could have eaten them, but I think it means that whoever prepared the oysters did not go in with the knife and get under it. So either way, they can't slurp it for whatever reason. It's a mystery, okay? So, Martin opens, They can't slurp it for whatever reason. It's a mystery, okay? So Martine opens Martina holds a chair open for pulls a chair out for a remote and I just whoa

Martine you're such a gentleman your mother taught you well guess what I'm actually a mother But you'd be surprised because my daughter looks older than me. Isn't that crazy? Wow and Luan is just like well look at all this turquoise lighting. It's like, my entire jewelry collection is under this table. This is all for me. All for me, Countess Luan, a cabaret singer and music recording artist who's not invited to rangers games. Alright, girls, look under your plate.

It's a game. This time there's questions. It's a game. Here we go. God God forbid anybody have a fucking conversation on these shows. So Durinda's like, yeah, everybody, you know, just knew that we don't have a thing. So it's nothing personal. So when someone says, what's your name? It doesn't mean you, Kristen. Okay, so don't take it that way. By the way, as games go, I like this game because this game had questions that were kind of like relevant to the show and the experience as opposed to like, have you ever done anal while in an elevator?

So Kelly's question comes up first. What's something that you weren't honest about on Real Housewives that you can be honest about now? And she's like, okay, well, when I was first on the housewives, I was dating someone and I was in a bad situation. So I decided not to talk about it. And instead of coming out and telling you guys and the fans that I was going through this and you'd help to navigate it, I kept it to myself. And after Scary Island, I was dating a guy and I broke up with him because I didn't want people

to say, you're a crazy person. So yeah, that's what they didn't want. They didn't want for she didn't want people to say, oh my God, now you're just with the crazy person. Everyone thought I was crazy after scary islands, you know. And Ramona is like, oh, he knew we were. She was, yeah. The man says, forget the guys. From watching the show, what about you made you think that people thought you were crazy?

I love that Kelly is like, that show ruined me because everybody thought I was crazy. And they're like, yes. Why do you think that people thought you were crazy? Kelly, let's delve into that. What do you think? Did you look at that and say, oh, I may have overreacted, sort of like the way you may have overreacted

when you shunned me from a ranger's game. She goes, well, I was disappointed that I didn't really stand up for myself and be like, this is not happening. I'm not going to do this. It's like, yeah, but you did it on two trips. Everyone talks about Scary Island, but also there was Morocco too. Oh, and there will be this trip. And there must be on right now.

Right now, be this trip. And let's be honest. What am right now? Let's be honest. Right now, let's be honest. So Sonia is like, well, you did freak out when the goodie bags came out. And then we see a clip of Kelly freaking out when she sees the terrible clip art at her door. And Sonia's like, you were just crying in your room. I mean, what was that? Because I was like, you know what?

This is not cool. Like, we're on a TV show. Like, we're not on a TV show because, like, it's an avatorial. But now it's an avatorial. Like, that's just, like, not cool. Aquafora. Yeah. And, uh, and so it's like, well, Lueanne, remember, you got upset today when Kelly brought all those gifts out and like, and we see a flashback of Lueanne muttering, I mean, don't look at gift hoarseness in the mouth. I mean, don't look a gift hoarse in the mouth.

Give us a gift and shut the fuck up. It's like you have to open it. No, my ex-Ella front says we're gonna gold. Oh, that's not what look a gift horse in the mouth to me in this bad, okay. So then we see, then we cut back and send, it's like, but that wasn't an ad. And Kelly's like, no, that's just me being generous.

So like, that was me saying, like, look, you're all the great brands I'm obsessed with. You know what I mean? Like, in this case, I couldn't put myself in a bag and give myself to Kristen, you know? Cause that wouldn't be a brand that should be obsessed with. But, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's just like certain brands

that like I thought you'd like. So like, I bought them and then I like put them in a bag. Like, I already had them It's nice to see that no matter what cast is of Roni is on screen They're still gonna fight about the gifts in a gift bag and suspicion of ulterior motives. So Durinda is like okay, I've had my question. Okay. Who has changed the most since being on the show and You know who I think has changed the most because I'm just gonna Use this as a way to try to like bring up a really painful part of her life But try to do it in a way that sounds like it's a compliment Kristen

You know what since you know your children grew up you had small children And then we were fired on this show so long ago your kids are growing up I mean whether they old people now. I mean, dinosaurs have stopped existing since Christian was fired. They've been that long since Christian was fired from the show. That everything you had to go to, to even remember, you do have a memory or do you have to watch it in black and white? I mean, it's a touch even.

I always say when people get fired from their jobs, the causes them to change. And so Christian obviously had to change the most because she's the only one who actually got fired in this group you know what I'm saying? So then the man's like, huh, well what did Christy and take Min go through? Pray tell.

And so I was like, oh well, her husband was on Dolly Madison. Yeah, that's really hard, but I do that for music. You know, can't really fall through there. The one's like, I don't even

know what that is. And she's like, well, it's where married people date to married people. I don't know if it's true or not. I'm just saying. And during this, I go, okay, son, you look at Sonya. I had no idea when I say, Christy knew change that this would turn into Sonya,

slutshaming her husband. But go off Sonya. So she's like, listen, my bankruptcy was on the cover of the New York Times. So I know what it's like. I've been through a lot of shit to you on this show. You know, Jill brought that up with me. So I remember when they brought up my bankruptcy at a no session of joint Congress, it was just a very pressing thing and to have the president mention it at the state of the union,

it's just a lot to have to go through having the entire nation's eyeballs on your thing. So I understand what Kristen went through, just on a larger scale, for me, of course. Someone bringing up someone else's most painful moment just to brag that they also had a painful moment and there was a Islamic cover of The New York Times. I mean, it's just so this show. So Kristen's like, um, hitting bankruptcy is a little different than what we're talking about, just saying, and so then during this, yeah, I'm starting to sense some pain coming from Christian. Let's explore this. So then the producer, Assonya, by the way, do you know that it's called Ashley Madison, not Dolly Madison?

It's something that's like, well, whatever it is, because Dolly Madison was, and they put it on screen. Dolly Madison was a first, was James Madison's wife or something. Former first lady, but I would love by the way, I would have loved it if the, if the name of a cheating site was just named after a random old first lady.

I think that's kind of fun. Barbara Bush. We've got a load on, you know, college students with a hell. Kadybeth Johnson for when you want to sleep around. So Chris, I was like, oh my God, let's just get it out of the way because I know these women are going to be asking me about Donnelly Madison. I were about Ashley Madison, like just to bring it up already. So Drenna's like, oh my God, I didn't know it was called

Pauli Maddie. It's in place that Ashley, well that just sounds dirty. I mean, Dolly Maddie's since sounded okay. Ashley sounds like a stripper. You know what, Christian? Marriages go through shit. You know, sometimes people get fired from their jobs many, many years ago.

Sometimes if, I don't know, if like a wife is super annoying, the husband may cheat on her, things like that. But you can get divorced because a lot of us got divorced, but you don't have a stand is for yourself. So congratulations to you. I said, oh my god, Dermondos here to say thank you so much for saying that, Dermondos, honestly. And you know what, like you were the only one who reached out to me and was like,

I'm so sorry about that. I did. She was, yeah, it was so sweet. You said, like, I don't even care about what's going on. I'm just thinking of you at the time. Oh, yeah, I don't think that was me. It was me. It was the nicest thing.

Yeah, I was trying to send it to someone named Josh. I'm really sure. Oh, I'm pretty sure I was trying to reach out to Carson Chrisley, but I think I must have hit Kristen Taekmin instead, sorry. So, Kristen's saying, like, you know, she's like, you know what, like, we got off on the wrong foot with this vacation,

but like, maybe I'm happy she brought this up because like, during the night I could like be really getting back on the right track. Uh-huh. So, and then, Kristen goes, and by the way, I'm still the only one who's married, and they're like, kudos to that, kudos to that. Oh, bitch.

Tomatoes, tomatoes, I'll ask her again later. So, I know. Chris is not like a hot pot. We still don't like that answer. Yeah, we will still torture you with this until you cry basically. So now Ramona is like, Whoa, you know what? It's my turn. What's the worst thing a man did to you? Oh my god. Okay, here's the worst thing a man did to me. Kai, one time, I was on a date with this man and he took me to a gas station and then he pulled over and then he asked for my credit cards so we could get the gas. That is the worst thing that ever happened to me. You know what? And unfortunately, it was my father and I was 12

years old and I said, Dad, you can't do that. And then it's from mine didn't mean that ever since. And that's why I will never pump gas for a man. Okay, you haven't been left by a man who was fucking somebody who's fucking like the nanny. Well, they didn't have a nanny unanny. was fucking somebody who's fucking like the nanny. Well, they didn't have a nanny, unanny. And you're home that you purchased. What are you saying the worst thing is somebody asked you to pay for gas? Yeah, it was a terrible, terrible time paying for gas.

I've never been more offended, a guy. And then I was like, well, I would have asked him to buy me a pack of cigarettes and take it off. So I just, you know what? And then a week later, I made him a beautiful dinner because yes, I felt the side to still see him and he goes, Ramona, when you invite me somewhere, you pay. So guess what? I had Avery and hooked the wisdom of her old age, right at text that way I could break

up with him, I'm fought, right after Fod's day, okay? So yeah, you know, now I know how I should be treated and each and every one of us is special and we should only be loved by a special man or woman or whatever you go whatever gender neutral thing you do okay modern words and pronouns okay it could be a woman it could be a man it could be a goat because it might as well be like men and men together and women and women and women. Okay, Ramona wrapped it up. You were standing progressive there. Okay, so I'm saying, you know what? You want to marry a goat?

Go for it. I'm just not going to pump the goat's guess, right? So now the producers are like, well, 10 p.m. sending the men. So does line up of men walking? Can I ask you a question? I'm so sorry to interrupt you. But was it Ramona's nanny that Maria was sleeping with? Because I said it's not her nanny, it's unanny.

But maybe it was her nanny. I mean, this was a long time ago, right? I remember. It was a man named A nanny in the Hamptons. May not have been there, nanny. I don't remember, dammit. Sorry, everybody, if I got it wrong. There was a long time.

There was a long time. It was a real big splash. So now the guys walk in. it's like 10 guys who look bored and scared and are like, this $50 we're getting better be worth it. So the one's like, oh look man, they better be single, yeah. And we're both like, 10 guys, okay, let's get them in here. Single and ready to mingle, okay.

This is so awkward. This is very Lindsay Lowe and Beach Club where it's like, okay, your job is to serve drinks and then fuck the guests. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? So this is very that. And these guys show up like, please pick me

so I can get a bonus, but also please don't pick me. Yeah, please. Oh my god. What am I doing with my life? Please. They will not even sit down on the chairs. They don't even want to engage in that way. And they're just like, you see, I'm thinking some hunky guys are going to show up.

But these guys, I mean they're cute. Their shoes can be, but their mothers bring them over. Do they need to be home by midnight? They're like little babies. So they're like, then one guy goes up to Lengus, you are very handsome. She's like, Mercy, I haven't been called handsome in quite a while.

I mean, that is quite hilarious that he would call me a verifiable music star handsome. I'd say, excuse me, sir, just, you know, handsome is for men Beautiful is for me. Okay. You want to try that again from the top? Look beautiful good good job. Good job me beautiful one head boys Okay, so then um She she Sonya sees this and she's waiting for you flirting with him

I'm the one who invited him right everybody and then we see a clip on the beach of Sonya talking to this guy who was DJing, right? And she's like, he should come to a house later. And now this guy ends up being, you know, kidnapped and bound and gagged and shoved to this house. Yeah. And my god, that was you. The guys are all clumped together.

And the girls are all clumped together. It's like a middle school dance and Kristen's like randomly talking to the guys just trying to be friendly and she's like, why am I the one talking to these guys? Like I'm the one, I'm the one who's married. Still married, still married. She keeps, I'm like, Kristen, you better be careful.

Okay, you are still married but the more you announce that on reality TV, the lower your chances are of staying in that status. Well, enjoy flirting with Chris and everybody. She's the youngest. But if I rings the oldest, she's been jacked. So they, she's turned this like, so how do you guys all gather and find this place? And they're like, oh, yeah, we all work together. She's, I don't really. They will kill my family if I do not come.

That's the retreat story. They're in the bitphere. Yeah, bitphere. So they all work at Liberty Plage and they are all miserable. And there's one guy who's just like so miserable. He just like, they're like, so how is your day? He's like, fine. He's like so unhappy to be here right now.

And then it turns out to be their waiter in the next episode. So they're trying to make small talk with these guys. They don't really speak English that well. And they don't want to be there. They seem terrified. And the ladies to be fair seem the same way. They're like, why would they bring

this children to fuck on television? Like seriously? Even I have limits, you know? So they're talking about how good Kelly's talking about how smoothly whanness. Just look at her and the way I'm like, well, it's nice that you came to say, hello, isn't me you're looking for? Don't, don't, don't, because I see it in your eyes. Oh my God, please.

Please. Oh, yeah. So then Sonia's talking to Max and Maxine. I was like, oh, so you're 28. So you have a driver's license, right? He's like, yeah, I've had that for like nine years now. Wow. Whoa, whoa. Ramana, I mean Sonia, I can't believe she asked out now. Wow. Whoa, wow.

Ramon, I mean Sonia, I can't believe she asked out of you. I mean, of course you have a driver's license, right? You're, you have a, okay, well, this is a real great conversation going on here. Unfortunately, 20 rolls are like my son's age, so they're off limits to me, at least that's what I'm gonna say publicly on record. And so we find out it's one guy's birthday

and Durand is like, oh my god, 31, think God, we broke 30. There's one person here older than my daughter. Happy birthday, lady. Alright. And then the man's like, Happy birthday, girl, you're so... And she's doing her jazzing thing. Happy birthday. She's sort of doing a mix between classic happy birthday and Stevie Wonder, happy birthday. Because you know, Stevie Wonder's like, happy birthday, happy birthday.

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And Simone is like, you know what? You have long hair. You should be the pirate because we're on this television show. And one of the famous things was me eating oysters. But since you don't look like an oyster, I'm gonna do another funny thing. I just win the win, fuck the pirate in the garden. So go put on this pirate outfit. And the win's gonna the pirate in the garden. So go put on this pirate outfit

and the win's gonna fuck you in a garden. He's like, okay. So he does and he comes out and they kinda do some flirting things and the win's like, wow. The pirate's even a little young for me. I'm not sure that he. I mean, he's no Johnny Depp, okay.

This guy looks younger than the pirate 10 years ago. You know what? LeWin loved this new pirate. Like, just see, I could see the way that she was looking at him. Like, he was like, darling, come to the boot war. I mean, that's what she was saying, okay? Cause she's a slut. And Sony was like, LeWin is not gonna go for this pirate.

It's too squeaky, too squeaky clean and too youthful. She wants a dirty pirate. They got a pirateaky, too squeaky clean and too youthful. She wants a dirty pirate. They got a pirate that'll fuck you in a guard and basically, and I just don't think this guy looks like he's plundered a lot of booties anyway on any sort of vessel. So the ones like, wow these guys are sweet, but they're past their bedtime. But we still got five days to go, my right girls. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Real Housewives of New York Legacy. There's a lot of abbreviations for this one.

This one's R-H-U-G-T-R-H-O-N-Y. It's a lot. LG-C-Y. It's a big acronym, such a good show. I mean, I kind of think that Bravo may be messed up a little bit. They should have, because their original plan was not Ronin Ligacy would be its own show. I mean, branding wise, that's such a strange thing to do.

But like, seeing just the chemistry with this cast is just so, it's just so good. I don't need to be ornery and disagreeing. I am completely the opposite. I enjoy it. Like, of course, I'm laughing my ass off, but I'm like, this is all they need it. Was this vacation?

I don't need another season of this. Like, to me it's just a lot of like, I can't wait to fuck some young guys. That's only being like, yeah, I'm a young guy. Like to me it's just the same thing as ever. And I'm like, you know, I think it was a good idea to reboot, but I hope that they do some more girls trips with these groups. Maybe that's the nice thing.

But you know, I'm a big fan of a short season anyway. Right. Like, I love a good 12 episode season of something. I mean, I think maybe that's the answer. And I think that maybe when they, when they shoot these shows that film for one week or even two weeks, like the case like Winterhouse, which may be three weeks, they kind of have to like squeeze every drop out of it

and maybe with like a proper season, it would not be as much like, I just need a man, but they kind of have to rely on that content because this is like all they got out of one week. But either way, regardless, I just, I think these women are so funny when they're together. I think it's just like that banter that comes from people who've just known each other for years and

who have such uneasy relationships with each other, who have constant access to grind, who have egos, it's just great. It just hits my pleasure spots. So anyway. Well, this is your favorite, too. This is my favorite. New York is your old school favorite. It's my favorite. Okay, so thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back with a recap of the third episode. Just keep an eye on your feeds. Be sure to subscribe and we'll catch you in the next one. Okay, bye everyone. My. Okay. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors Ain't no thing like Allison King Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney

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