Watch What Crappens - #2279 RHOBH: Bubble Trouble at the Hot Toddy Corral

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday break.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I know. I like to think of myself as actually having a shoryaag dashly voice. Oh, very outstanding. Oh, yes, bitreuse from 24. Um, hi, how's it going? Yeah, I still have my, I have my New Year's cold still. It is now traveled quietly. We're not so quietly to my chest, but I mean, I feel pretty much okay.

It's just sounds secure than it is for anyone who's concerned, but I do have a husky husky voice today. Perfect for the kymritures of it all. For real. You don't really have to stretch to do our Kim Richards today. Not that you ever do. But yeah, today's Beverly Hills, huh? A lot of drama happening today on Beverly Hills, guys. There's a lot. There's a huge order. There's racism and family trauma. So thank you for coming to this comedy show. It's gonna be great to talk to you guys. Thanks so much for being here, though, seriously. And Beverly Hills, I think, is still having a great season. This episode was pretty good.

Crystal, don't want to hear about your brother. Otherwise, loved, loved episode. Everybody, thanks for being here. Salt Lake City was epic this week, two and a half hours of... We'll just talk about Salt Lake. Noncent. So go listen to that episode. Super fun. Also, we're doing this. We've got a lot coming up. We've got Girl's Trip coming up still. We're going to do the season finale of that. We're going to do Southern Chorm. We're going to do Real Housewives of Miami. We've got a new dwell. Hello, House Hunters.

Recap up. We've got a new bonus episode up and all all of these regular episodes are videos on crap and it's on demand. So find stuff on Patreon. Go there. You're going to love it. And thank you for being here. We are going to announce the crappies are coming up in February. I'm not going to tell you, but they're going to be in LA in February. We'll announce today, hopefully this week, if we get to go ahead, we need to do that. And also, next week probably, something else I was supposed to say. Take us on talking. Black, said, hold on. Let me take a breath before finishing my scenes. Yeah, crappies. What else was there, Ben? Who cares? Welcome to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, guys. Ben, how are you doing today other than being Chasty? Well, I'm actually a little sad. We're not recording in Girl's Trip today because I feel like my Husky voice would be perfect for Luan and Durinda,

etc. But I'm doing well. I definitely had this moment watching this show, even watching my Emmy. My Emmy was really good this week. But like in the wake of Salt Lake City, it's like it should've been just like a snow day on Bravo. Like sorry, there was a snow storm. School's canceled. Like it was just like, yes, should be guys. It's like Salt Lake City was just too big. It was too big, it was too epic.

That you just can't, it's like not fair to the other shows to put them on TV, because everyone's gonna be like, this is boring, this is stupid. Where's the dramatic reveal? Like, it just, like, let's dedicate this week to Salt Lake City, don't put on any other content on and then bring everything back next week, because this show is having a great season.

But like, you wouldn't, like, like, honestly, I was watching last night's episode, I was like, stupid, boring. Where's the flashbacks? I was just trying to... I'm not just doing this to be contrary. I completely disagree. I started out that way. I was like, you know, this slide's going to suck.

I mean, how are Beverly Hills and Miami? No one's going to be posting about these shows. No one wants this, okay? All I want is to see those four ladies on the beach fake crying about Monica. That's all I want to watch. But then it started and I was dying off being a boasley because they were having a hot toddy off where they were staring at each other dramatically and sipping hot toddy's at each other. And then Erica uttered this line. The least I already apologized to you with Sasquatch coffee. Why?

I don't know, but that made me laugh so fucking hard. I've been saying it all morning. I just saw my family this morning randomly and was like, the rate, the least already apologized to you with Sasquatch coffee. I will never stop saying that. So you know what? Bravo just keeps giving it to us.

I don't know what was it as epic as finding out that somebody's reality fonties? No, probably not. But I don't care. I don't know what was it as epic as finding out that somebody's reality fonties. No, probably not. But I don't care. I don't need everything to be that epic. Sasquatch coffee was epic enough for me. It is. And it's funny. I actually just went to Sasquatch coffee for Sasquatch, Erica, but I just went

there. So it's so funny that it got like a name check on the show. It's funny. And by saying it's so funny they got name checked. It's funny to only me. Because who cares? I've been there, guy. Beverly Hills. No, just funny because I never go there. And then I passed by Beverly Hills the other day name checks. Name checks. No, it was definitely a very entertaining episode. I'm just saying that like after Salt Lake City, it just feels like, it just feels like I'm not ready to pivot into any other content, but Salt Lake City. I'm still consuming it.

In fact, I went over to my friend's house who they actually started binging the season yesterday because I think they got hyped after everything. And I went over to drop something off and they were watching the episode of Salt Lake City in Palm Springs, the one where they got the fight that gave Bar where Angie was like, you look like a trampoline with eyes and she and Monica get into a fight as usual and Angie says on that episode,

she's like Monica saying something about denying being a assistant for Gen Shaw, saying like, if you're an assistant, you have to actually get paid and Angie is saying, I don't know why she's denying it. It feels like Monica's trying to be someone that she's not. And I was like, oh, these editors have been planting seeds for episodes. Like, it's just so good.

Look, I'm not even talking about Beverly Hills. I'm just talking about Salt Lake City again. Yeah. You know, you call it being just not ready to give it up. I call the attitude you're coming in today with, um, ungrateful. That's, that's how you're just basically being someone sent you a care package of goodness and you're like, no, I want yesterday's lunch. I don't want this. Yeah. Get this off of my eyes. That does happen. I mean, have you ever gotten a care package? Is that is the care package ever the first thing you want to eat? Oh, be honest. Oh, okay. So let's get into this Beverly Hills, which unfortunately for Ben is not called real housewives of Salt Lake City

or real housewives of Satsrush coffee. For real housewives of Satsratch coffee. Um, now that I would go, real housewives of Satsratch, just all of Satsratch's X's. I'm in. They would be fighting the entire time because guess what, that coffee shop, it's a lovely coffee shop and they do great coffee, but all the seating is like cement, it's like a cement bench that's like 90 degree angle. It is the most uncomfortable coffee shop.

It is uncomfortable. And you can't just name yourself Saskwatch because of the, it's a hairy animal. What is it? What kind of animal is it? It's like a big foot. Yeah, you can't just be like, oh, it's called Saskwatch. So what do you expect?

Cushions? Yeah, you know, like cute name, but you don't get to just go all rustic. Also, can we stop calling things rustic just because you can't chop? I'm sorry, that's something I saw in the food network. They're like, this is rustic. I'm like, that is badly chopped cabbage, okay?

Yeah. I'm sasquatch coffee. I mean, it is funny when people say rustic. It is, it is basically, that, you know, in this episode about microaggressions, that is, like, basically, a microaggression against, like, poor people, right? It's like, oh, there's you poured on how to chop. So it's you know, right? Because there isn't rustic like yeah, don't call that like, oh, hasn't there something? Yeah Rustic is like unfinished wood. You know what I mean? Like oh my god. It's so rustic. Oh my god

Are these actual wood floors that aren't polished and I could give me a splinter? How rustic? You know, I'm looking at the definition of rustic to get the ends to see relating to the countryside, made in a plain and simple fashion. I love in the country, and the countryside, we don't know how to use knives. We can't control our cuts. It's hard.

It's rustic. It's rustic. It's my keyed rustic. He came out pretty simple. I'm surprised that there is not been a culture war around the word rustic yet. Like every time someone says rustic, like, oh, sure, and you're right,

every tower is in your kitchen. Yeah, well, this is the way we like to cook our food. Hello, have you seen Chip and Joanna? That's like literally their whole brand. We are a rustic guy. We're just gonna like give you a cutting board that's not really as well designed as other cutting boards, but it's rustic.

So we have a billion dollar industry built around us. I blame Chip and Joanna for way too much. Also, guess what else I blame them for? Crystal's brother storyline. Please get it off my TV screen. And also, since you know, you are sad that we're not talking about real housewives of New York today I said just recast crystal scene just have it. You know what I still feel like my brother's mad at me about his relationship

What are you gonna do? You know let's show a flashback to hey brother. I'm feeling really bad for you in your relationship Thank you, you know, but you better get the fuck over bitch. You better back it up. You whiny little bitch. Saved. Anyway. Crystal season is been saved. Guys, it's like 10, 30 in the morning. I don't know why I'm drunk.

Okay, let's get started. This is in stop waste to my time. So chip and Joanna. Chip and Joanna. Chip leads to not your chips. Not your chips leads to Taco Tuesday. So we're back at Taco Tuesday at Crystal's House. And where we come back in, we kind of like rewind a little bit back to Duret who's been in the hot seat

because she's just like dropped a few microaggressions towards Garcell and doesn't seem to understand how or why that's possible. And so to get herself out of the hot seat, she just basically throws the hot potato from the hot seat at the hot taco party with the hot toddies over to Denise. And it's like, all right, wait, did you have a clear everything up with Erica? And then we have the Denise. We sort of replay the Denise and Erica situation. We sort of get a running start back into the episode. And normally no one from this cast would purposely catch a potato.

I will say that. No, but Erica does. All right. I'll see you potato and raise it. Only fans potato. Your potato shows us to the Zobot Leap fans. Let's start there. So Erica's like, we haven't passed or.

And they're, it's like, well, I'm gonna go see him husband. I haven't seen in a very long time. Wow. Is this the first time in life anybody's ever rushed to spend time with PK? Like, how often is that happened? Well, if you're a band from the 80s who wants to get some air time, they're like, call up P.

Ladies and gentlemen. Berlin. No, if you're a man with a very tall hat and a full face of Sephora, maybe. No, I don't even think Boy George would really rush to see PK to you. I don't think Boy George rushes anywhere. He definitely doesn't rush to unlock Escorts that are chained to his radiator. lock escort that her chain to his radiator. So to read pretends that going to see PK is going to be fine. And Erica's like, are you leaving? Give me a hug before you go give me a hug. And just pass. We'll talk about this later.

Okay. So in the Erica turns to Denise, she's knowing she just knows what's going to come and she's already over. So, what do you want to talk about? Denise is like, well, first of all, to insinuate that my daughter, who is 14 years old, would have a threesome. I mean, I think that's beyond. I mean, it's beyond inappropriate. I mean, you're shaking your head, Erica. Why are you shaking your head, or is it just that you're you're shaking I'm shaking my head?

Who's shaking their head right now? I'm shaking my head to the rhythm of the song in my head because I'm from Broadway. I'm a Broadway actress. That's how we keep the rhythm. Now, this is not what this was about. What I was saying is children these days, if they have a phone, they have access to everything.

Of course they know about sex. Of course they know this sex, cause they know. Yeah, this is about my kids. This is about my kids though. Here's my kids that you're talking about. Your kids, especially Denise. Your kids are from Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean, come on.

Like who are we getting here? Here's the thing. And we've, you know, we said this because it's the same scene that's happened last time. But Denise has a point. Erica was an asshole to Denise. All season long. Denise just can't seem to remember anything else

to bring up. Yeah. I don't think she herself watched because she would have come up with plenty of reasons to come for Erica. But this one was not it. And Erica even apologized to you at Saskwatch Coffee. As if we'll find out in a couple of minutes.

I'm gonna be obsessed watch. Yeah. On a uncomfortable uncomfortable concrete bench. So, Eric is like, okay, well, you all just daughter's not only fans, she doesn't know. You know what, that's a fracking blow blow. Okay, to bring out my daughter's only fans right now. And by the way, I feel like this,

my chest cold, it's really working for my Denise Richards. I'm really enjoying it. I get back in the low blow. Yeah, please don't say blow words talking about your daughter on only fans. Like this conversation is inappropriate enough. And Erica's like, what's Tik-Obs, go to the moon, come here and not mention the only fans after you call me a bitch and a cop fitness.

Do you really think I was gonna play the ice with you? Did you really think I was gonna come in here? You had a come up. You had it come up. You're the head still to blind. Hi, my name is. You're a mean, I'm a mom. I'm a mean woman.

You suck. Get out of the plane, Jerica. Well, yeah, I spur it. No, I did not. No, I did not. Well, then you should have come up to her house. You didn't come up into our house. I feel like a fucking bitch and then I wouldn't even be here. The issue in my act is like a fucking bitch. Well, four years ago, and now, with them remembers. So this is when Erica says, well, I think it's great. Now, now,

today's husband's more profitable out of the fans. You are your daughter. You're you're unbelievable. That's when you are in a you are like big farmer, unbelievable. What you will do. So this is where they have the hot toddy off. Denise is like, you are unbelievable. America's like, I'm having a hot tiny. And then Denise is like, uh, huh. I'm having a hot tiny. And then Denise is like,

Uh-huh, I'm having a hot tiny. And we had a hot toddy off. So then Kyle was like, well, I guess Lent is over. And then we see that clip of Erica being like, I'm giving up fighting for Lent. So Denise, like, you know, I didn't want to fight, okay? Well, me that it ah! Well, one of them, of course I, like, you know, I didn't want to fight, okay? Me neither, duh! Well, one of the cars saw the car.

Well, what do you want from her then? So Denise, like, I want an apology for the way you talked about my children being three sums. I don't know, I don't really know what I'm talking about. This drink is very hot. Is there any ice for this drink? And Erica's like, here's what happened.

We were talking at a table. So she goes over the thing. They were at the table at the pizza party in the backyard. Denise was saying, well, my husband's got a big dick. And then they, you know, it was a very sexy talk. And then Denise pulled over Erica for lunch saying, Sydney heard us talking. And she heard three sums and now she's

scandalized and might one day be selling moods on the internet to truck drivers. Whatever. Right. And basically, Erica is like, you were talking about your husband's dick five minutes before I mentioned the three-sub thing and Denise is like, I did not talk about Aaron's dick. And she's like, well, Denise, I'm right. Anyways, no, you're not right. I am right.

No, I am right. Now, here's where the hot toddies did a lot of work because they were giving us everything we needed in the scene because the dialogue was lacking. I'm just going to say, everyone who says that housewives is pre-written, this is like a proof that it's not. You liar. You're not.

You're not. Two times. Oh yeah, I'm a liar. With a lukewarm toddy. How about that? Oh yeah, my toddy's holiday than yours. Because sparkling diolah. Oscar Wilde revisits.

It did go back. How about that? Oh, yeah, my Chinese Hollywood and years. Okay, sparkling dialogue. Oscar Wilde revisits. It did go back. It go, what, several beats longer than expected. The, I'm right. No, I'm right. I'm right. No, I'm right.

No, I'm right. No, I'm right. So then they go over the lunch that they had all those years ago. And so this is an era, it's like, today's apologize, it's a Squatch coffee. I said, you don't want? I'm very sorry.

I wouldn't have done that. And then he said, you wait, you were the one who brought it up. I was the one who brought it up. And at this point, Denise doesn't remember the scene because Erica's actually correct. And it's very rare, I think, to get Eric so correct in the scene. Or at least, let me say, it's very

rare for me to agree with Erica so strongly that it's made me uncomfortable. And I really like Denise and I feel for her. And I just feel that somebody needs to put their hand over her mouth and just like cover their face with their purse and be like, we are in a grocery store. It's just at that moment where someone has to say, can we just pull up the scene on our phone? I know this is, we shouldn't be watching our own show while we're filming the show,

but we just have to settle this because it's all on camera, it's there. It's like, yeah, it's accessible. The evidence is there. Sarah, it's like, listen to these. I have nothing left for you. You can think whatever you want. I mean, you can feel whatever you will. If you want, I have nothing left to say. And then they just stare at each other drinking their hot hot hot hoties. Yeah. For a very long time. Yeah. Swig matching. And so Erica says, I didn't want this fight. She's like, yeah,

you need it. It's all the shit that you're going to join your life. Because what we've never we've never avoided a deflected anything about my life to this. We this is what Eric are. It's very straight back where she's like sits like that and ponds her head down. It just does stuck in like that. I've never deflected anything that has happened. Now if you excuse me, I have to go 10 to something. Seems like my accountant has driven off the road in Pasadena and swirled five times because there was a snowstorms last thunderstorm and went tumble down the mountain side and got to go save him. So anyway, while you talk about deflecting, I'm going to go help him out.

I have never deflected a thing with the burglars broken in time. I never reflected nothing with the bug list, broken top of the any confedit bug list. Okay. Okay. Really? And you're the one that claims you didn't know $20 million was deposited in your fucking account, Eric, I'm just, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it actually worth them and the government has proven that. Well, the minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, it actually wasn't. And the government has proven that. Hmm.

Oh, they've proven it. Oh, wow. Hmm. Wow. And then they just stare. And then Kim is like, Kim is just like so delighted not to be the one in the awkward fight right at the moment. She's just sort of being this like back and forth.

Look, she's like a puppet. Like she has like puppet rotation. You know, when puppets left her right, they have a different rotation the way humans do. She's just going, that's right. She's just like, okay, I'm gonna excuse myself. Yeah. Kim's loving this, you know? She's, Kim's not even looking around

for a trash can to break, too. She's like totally finding out. This is given Kim life. And so, Erica's like, oh, okay, just excuse yourself. I don't blame you. Bye honey, it was good to see you. And so, Erica's like, Oh, okay, just excuse yourself. I don't blame you. Bye, honey. It was good to see you. And I love you, Kim.

I love you. And so she's going into Nisus, still trying to check you have a little bit about you do. It's like, okay, now we're below the belt. Let's get off the only fans fight. What do you mean? You know what you are? A boob.

You're a boob. That's what you are. You know, stop trying to get me. Oh, get me. And job and just tell me the truth already. In Jesus. Oh, Denise. Fuck off.

I've had it. You know what? You had your chance of we go and you failed. And you failed again tonight. And that's it. Commissation over. Buh. You're a miracle, like.

I'll customary when you're on on the fans for $7. Just go. But I'm not really sure what the shaming there is if it's really an only fan shame because I don't know that Erica is really in the place to only fan shame I mean she has songs called like Pat the Puss she married Tom. She's you know She's Erica in general like you don't get to just let shame someone, at this point I'm like just like is she is she saleshaving somebody? Yeah, I think that she doesn't respect Denise for marking herself down so much Yeah, I think that she wants the needs to be at a more premium tier Yeah, and then Erica hadn't started selling tickets for like $7 for her her biggest show yet So I guess at this point she wasn't't hypocrite, but we got there. So Erica goes into the other room

where all the non-house wives have been courted off to, they're all just sitting around at the table because the producers are like, you have to get out of the scene. And so Erica goes in there and then Kyle, because Kyle is actually still here, she's like, I mean, it really should be that like family and children are off limits

and like it remains between all of us. And Garsell's like Kyle why don't you just say that to her right like we should just said that why don't you say that to her when she was when she said it Which I'm so glad Garsell said that because of course that's Kyle who like you know pushes back on Erica after Erica has left the room Yeah, I won't actually say anything to her face. Yeah, of course, Kyle's Girls not stupid. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So yeah, Garsell called her out and did me something. Yeah, why didn't you step in and say shit? Yeah, why didn't you step in and I was like oh my god, I was bloody you guys talking out or like what if anybody's set up for me the other night

What did anybody say that's not cool guys? That's not cool. Oh, I remember when everybody was coming from me and saying my room is cheap like Kyle No one cares about their husband fucking cheating the rumor has been that your husband's been cheating for years Nobody cares. Stop trying to make it a thing. It's like what in anybody stand up for me at that dinner when I yelled and screamed until somebody lightly insinuated that I got apology jewelry from my husband. Kyle, like, read between the lines, why did no one defend you?

Because everyone is asking the same question and everyone thinks something is up. That's why no one defended you. The whole point is what Garcella is saying is, if you feel a certain sort of way, but you don't speak up and say it at that moment, then you're kind of being cowardly. So it's not that people were being cowardly

and not defending you. They were making their stance. You know, in the first place. They were taking their stance and you were not in the first place. They were taking their stance and you were not taking your stance when you had the chance to just now. Yeah, you know, also don't wave your finger around it, everybody, and then like she's trying so hard,

it's like, oh my God, look everybody. Like, what do you mean you notice my ring on my wedding finger is different than my gigantic dime that I'm usually flashing in your face? What? What do you mean? What do you mean that the Tiffany promiscuring I've been flashing in front of the paparazzi that I've called myself? Did you see that stuff in the news? This the news, the Bravo news, the internet. So Sean Medea, the bitchiest

housewife of all time started. Yes, new hour, news hour, the Sadigan, PBS news hour. You would dress the layer of news hour. That Kyle got caught calling the paparazzi on herself, like supposedly somewhere in Aspen, a reporter was heard saying like, oh, yeah, Kyle is always calling us. Why do you think we're in fucking Aspen taking pictures of Kyle? Like it's full of celebrities. Nobody else gets their pictures taken here, but Kyle every day.

You don't do you think that's an accident? By the way, that's not a quote. I just saw it on the epinatum live. Hi Adam. Ding! Um, hi Adam. Either way, I just love the way Kyle so swiftly tries to center her scandal back into the scene. Yeah. And it just sort of doesn't work.

So, um, uh, yeah, So Kyle is doing this whole thing. Where was it, what I needed them? I mean, are you getting me? You want to, where's everyone? No one, not one person said. So we are to sit there and say, oh, she has a new period. So it must be that her new husband bought her, because she cheated. Not that's not cool, guys.

Not a fucking thing. No one said it. Okay, Kyle, because it is weird, we all feel that way, sorry, Kyle. Sorry. Kyle, and how many times this episode, the typical Kyle? Mean, it's just mean, it is so mean, you know what I mean?

It is just mean. So, it's like, Kyle, you don't, you know, it's like fine. You wanna people to stand up for you with the whole thing with the ring, and now you're like, well, it's apparently it's every man for themselves, but it doesn't explain the past seven seasons when you didn't say anything to the people who are being offensive. Kyle's never stood up for anybody. That's a whole point. That's why your sisters don't talk to you, by the way, which is the plot today, okay? You got one sister back finally talking

to you, and another one not talking to you because you didn't stand up for all year, but let's cry about it for another hour. So, by the way, this is not to say that Kathy is not fucking insane. Okay, before anybody's like, have you seen Paris and love? No, but we told you last season that Kathy was insane anyway. Okay, I don't need to watch that show to know that Kathy is insane. But two things can be true. Okay. One person can can be saying insane and another person can be an asshole. You see? Or they can be insane and an asshole, like me. I, well, we'll get to it all.

So then anyway, Kyle is having her moment or whatever. And then Garcell is like, you know what? Fuck this place. So she gets up and she's going gonna, she's, she leaves. And then everyone's basically like, we're all going to leave because this is over. And so, yeah, everyone leaves and then as Sutton gets into her car, and I was like, hey Sutton, don't make it with your driver. She's like, I will kill you.

I will murder you. So to me, it's like maybe I'll do tacos, he's a next time, all right? We can talk about my kids and gangbings. What the hell, think the laugh you're having me, geez. So, crystals like, you know, I really thought Erica had changed, but seeing her like talk, talk like this, the old Erica has come back. No one changes that quickly, okay?

People don't change. Stop expecting people to change. Yeah, that's my happiness. So now we see everyone at home doing different things. We see Sutton talking to her fish named Avi Jr. and she's just talking to the fish, but she keeps on talking to calling the fish people, which I think is funny. She's like, now, hey, you little people aren't getting fed just the big fish. What have you little people done to him?

And what are you all going to do? Wow. I like that her fish tank is basically a metaphor for the cast. Like, the little fish just are not going to get fed. Like you've got to be a big fish in this tank. She just drops $300,000 worth of food to the big fish every every once in a while. So Erica goes and says bye to whoever her to crystal and say, I'm sorry, I really didn't get a bar. And crystal's like she just

can't say stuff like that. You cannot attack people's children. It's too far. So later, let's see, everyone is back home, said and talking to her fish. Sorry, Ben, I got lost in my notes. I know that you tried to get past the back of the taco party. I'm sorry. It would snow what? Sometimes it makes mistakes. It's them. Sorry about it. So Kyle and Portia go home. Wow, that was Portia. She's really grown up. I was like, who was that, wow, that was Portia. She's really grown up. I was like, who was that? Yes, it was Portia. Who was that?

I was like, what was that? I like Kyle walking into her for her with all those big dogs and then also a big fake dog too, like that fake Dalmatian. The answer is this is too much. And the basically Portia wants dinner and she's like, what are you making for dinner, mummy?

And Kyle's like, I'm going to make something. Remember when Kyle was trying to push the agenda that she was like a great cook. Remember when she burnt all that salmon? What ever happened to that? That's what I wrote. You're not making salmon tonight, Kyle. No fish, you can char. You want to talk about rustic.

Kyle salmon cookbook. Every recipe is just burnt salmon. Yeah. We also have Garsell FaceTiming Jade and like Ashland's next him and she's like, oh, no kissing. Where's your father? By the way, at the end of the Taco party,

we then had a, you know, coming up next and coming up next was Garsell face something Jade about Ashland. Listen, Beverly Hills, you can't, you got to work on your teasers. This is not what's going to make us come back after the commercial break. This, thankfully, this was, this scene was, you know, confined to just like a quick cut as part of a montage. But like, I think we can put like the Jade and Ashlyn romance storyline, we can put in the same bin with, um, what's her base's brother, Crystal's brother. I don't know, he's way better because at least he is a drama queen that guy.

I think that they should have let off with Porsche wanting dinner and then just walking upstairs. I like that. I think that would get me into an end. You guys, Porsche's hungry. I can only imagine what dinner Kyle makes for Porsche. I feel like it just kind of so rolled up. I think it's just like a chicken breast with like steamed broccoli.

We're so hateful. Kyle really didn't even do anything. We're like a fucker and a stupid terrible dinner. Okay. So Erica goes to Doreet's house and Doreet's like, Phoenix, shoot up with these Chanel cubes. So my stools, my diamond stools and Phoenix's like, diamond studs all the way. Mama. So, Erica comes over and they talk about how little Phoenix can do a model walk now and say,

Oh, yeah, go get me a regular balcony, do a model walk with the calc like normal models do get out of it. Wait a minute. It's going to be inappropriate. Just charge more than $8 when it's when your time comes. All right, Tarts. So to read, it's like, thank you so much for coming my love bug. What's going on?

What happened after I left? And Erica's like, girl, you know, the niece of it all. And to read it's like, oh God, Denise, what was she saying? Sarah goes like, oh, she was all, you know what I did to my daughters and what you did to my, you know what you said about my children. And I'm, you know, I'm thinking thinking your mad about something from four years ago. You know what? And then she does the whole, you know what it is.

By the way, when Erica and person in a Denise, that was the funniest thing ever. I need Erica to impersonate Denise way more. And Dorit's cracking up when they get to the only fans part. She's like, Dorit'se-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e. The reeds laugh. Have you recognized that laugh? Like, have you recognized where it's from? Because I keep forgetting to tell you who it sounds exactly like. But I'm afraid that you're never going to end here

at once I tell you. Because it's so groundbreaking. She lost, like both. She lost both. She lost both. She lost both. She lost both. She lost both.

She lost both. She lost both. She lost both. She lost both. She lost both. The saying, butro's butro's golly, she's a child of the world. Thank you. I'm not gonna need me language I want when I've got frequent fly miles. She laughs like Betty and Wilma from the Flintstones at the same time. You know how they have that little laugh? Are they good? You know, I am not fully up to date on my, I'm not fully up to date on my, I'm not fully up to date on my beddie and Mama laughs. That's been like a, it's been a moment.

Yeah. You know why it's stuck in my head. Not only back as I love the Flintstones, why? You tell me why. Do you know why? Do you know why? Do you know why? Because the Southern charm this week.

No, but they did mention that in Southern charm. It's your correct, which spoiler alert you guys will have to say. By the way, later this week, you'll explain why the Flintstones get mentioned, but I guess they're two Flintstones mentions on the Southern charm. It's because when the movie The Flintstones came out, which I know everybody remembers, because it's super current, super current reference. Elizabeth Perkins, right? And Rosie O'Donnell, they were Betty and Wallace. And uh, or Wilma and Betty, respectively.

And um, they did the laugh of Wilma and Betty and I died. I was like, that is the most perfect shit I've ever heard. Like that's the best imitation I've ever heard. And I've heard some good imitations, not on this show, but generally, they're very good. Would you look at Betty and Wilma laughing? Come on. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let me pull it up on YouTube.

Yeah, just let's do this because now everyone wants to know, okay, Betty and Wilma Giggle, it comes up by the way, did you see that some kid broke Tetris? I spent, okay okay here we go now by the way I see both the giggle the Rosie Donald giggles and I see the real ones do you own both yeah, I'm both well Here's what it says Wilma and Betty set up a picnic is that No job it's all the time they laughed. I don't I don't I don't think I don't know okay here the time they laughed. I don't think I just thought I'm okay here. You think the mighty hunters will bring anything back? They'll be lucky to get back in time for lunch.

I knew what the campers best friend, the mosquito. I can't stand them. That's why I like the beach. them that's why I like the beach you're playing gin it's just a mosquito going nuts yeah I know is this something else context? yes holy mo-

are they gonna laugh where's the gigglets? I don't know I'm'm waiting. I'm watching this mosquito attack them. Nicole can call. Cut. Get. I don't know just how to giggle. Okay, try the rosy-o-daw one. You're actually, you actually got to be kind of yourself. Okay, here's, here's, there's them. Maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all.

That's them. Maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all That's it scores the highest on that test. I'll have to hire someone to revive me I've never seen okay, it's the rates. Your points. You are very you are totally validated Thank you. I took a while to get there I apologize to the audience. I get that I'm kind of wasting your time, but come on you guys. That was totally it. It was great. I haven't watched the Flintstones in forever. I feel like, yes, but I feel like now watching it as an out game man, I feel like I'll probably enjoy Betty and Wilma in a whole different way. Yeah, Betty and Wilma, I mean, are amazing, But the movie's terrible.

But God, that laugh. I mean, great job. Oh, no, I talk about the actual Flintstone TV show. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I'm out of the movie. That was still great. And the Jetsons, still great. Oh, yeah, I love the Jetsons. Don't smoke, didn't age as well.

Okay, just kidding, guys. It's not for my time. Let's talk about more things. Commissions. Here comes one right now. talk about more things. So, Jareed has a Betty and Loma laugh. I love it. I think that's a great theory, and I'm sure we will create a supercut to demonstrate that soon enough. And then people can't let it go. They're like, oh my god, I hope they talk about Betty and one more. Okay, so then we cut.

We like making current references. We, Erica's like, well, I want to ask you this, Doreet, because I walked in at the end. What were you into, Garsell, talking about that you guys got hated over? She knows. Why is she acting like she didn't hear it? She was the one who yelled,

you don't say that, you're a black woman. Like, you know what it is. Erica. Um, so then we cut to ourselves FaceTiming Sutton. And um, Sutton's like, yeah, you know, I'm a very emotional person. What I just told big person is don't share your food with the little people. And when I walked away from that little glass city, I felt guilty. I did after motions. So Garsell is saying that basically she was really messed up after that whole

interaction. And she cried herself to sleep and she woke up in the still felt shitty. And the word attack, you know, she, she like reminds us all that like attack, you know, it's like a very loaded term when it's coming from a white person to a black person. And she's like, I didn't lunge at her. I didn't grab her. I didn't do anything that's considered attacking. And she just doesn't get me.

She doesn't know my world. She doesn't care to know my world. She's in her own world. She's in her own bubble. And there's rainbows and unicorns everywhere. And I mean, if like, the sun's like, I mean, I think the word attack when we're getting in heated conversations, I mean, kinda go to that angry black woman place.

I'm like, look, if Sun can figure this out, to read, you got to really, you really got to catch up. Yeah, and then we go, and we go back to the Doreet's house, and Doreet's like, well, I just feel like I need a few days, you know Because I just need to Force this everything you know what I'm seeing Because when I use the word a tick I did not mean to have any type of

Cognitation that would trigger or offend Garcelle now I feel like I need to get a grasp on how best to talk about this after I've been screamed at and yelled at and beaten the dogs and beaten the street by Gossel. After she essentially put her hands around my neck and tried to choke me to death. I mean, Doreet, talk about never being able to learn a fucking lesson. Doreet went on her Instagram and posted, what was the picture she posted? It was like a bubble. Yeah, it's a T-shirt's... It was like a bubble. Yeah, the T-shirt. She's having a bubble.

Does it say like, what does her sweatshirt say? Does it say something like, proudly in my bubble? It was like a little bit like... Then it's like, no. Doreet, street in my bubble sweatshirt. Just... Oh wait, did it say, okay, you know what, did it say bubble or did it say to you happy birthday?

I think it said, globally. But yes, her, she made some Instagram posts like proudly in my bubble, which like a God to read like you're just you're gonna really stick to this. Guys, listening is free. It doesn't cost you anything to just say, sorry, and how, why? How did I offend you? You know, and then of course there's the argument

like I don't want to have to educate you. And there is one school of thinking that's like, well, if you want me to talk to you a certain way, you have to tell me how to do it. But then on the other hand, you've already been told this nine million times. But here's the thing. Why is it anybody else's responsibility to explain to you that we're in 2023 at this time? 23. And you should fucking know better at this point.

Like, come on. It's not that hard like open your eyes and ears. You could like figure this stuff out You know, I like to think like like that to read is like a semi-intelligent person and like I think a semi-intelligent person could just like watch the news or Read a column in a newspaper or just like really read a few comments on Instagram. It's really all in face. It's just that the easiest thing to do is just to learn and to just adapt. She's so concerned, I was going to talk about this later, but I'll just say it now since we're rallying each other up. But like, she's so concerned that she is that when um, Garcell says, you know, you're basically, you're using a microaggression

that has racist undertones, she's so concerned that this makes the read, look like, the read is concerned that makes her look like a racist. She's concerned like that's those are big accusations. And when you know And when you say that, you're basically saying, I'm concerned that my legacy on this show and in life and in pop culture is that I'm a racist. Well, you know a way to not have that legacy is that when Garcell says this to you, you say, I'm so sorry. I should have known better. I like to think I do know better, but I clearly had a lapse, and I didn't mean to trigger you.

I got caught up in the moment. I just said the word attack because we use it a lot in this group, but I have to remember that you can't be careless with your words, and I'm really sorry I hurt you and I'm just gonna do better. And then people will say, this is someone who's trying to grow. They won't say this is someone who's racist, words and you know I'm really sorry I hurt you and I'm just gonna do better. And then people will actually people will say this is someone who's trying to grow.

They won't say this is someone who's racist but when you're someone who sits there and goes, oh well you have to think about me in this issue. This is a big accusation that you're saying about me. And like I don't know like I have to be able to defend myself. More people are gonna think you're racist from that than they will. Then if you just said, oh, my bad, I'm so sorry. Thank you for putting this on my radar. I should have already had it on my radar and I swear I will do better. Well, yeah, well, we've all been told, you know what I mean? Like we've all been, I've been told, but the point is just learn for fuck's sake.

Like how many times do you need to be told the same thing? Okay, things change. I know. Like changes and you know what I always say does ma be people You know what this is what I always say if someone goes To college and then goes off and becomes a doctor and their name goes from mr. Caram to doctor. Caram Guess what we as a society are all pretty chill about saying oh now. I have to call them doctor. Karam, guess what? We as a society are all pretty chill about saying, oh, now I have to call them Dr. Karam. You know, now normally I say this in regards to when people talk

about pronouns, they do the whole bullshit about pronouns, their whole spiel. But like, the point is that people are adaptable, and if you want to be and you're open to being adaptable, then you will be adaptable. It's not that hard just to change, and just words. It's not that hard to change your words. Yeah. You know, when the context demands it, it's really not. Well, apparently it is. Because it's been a long time. Dereats have an a prettier heart than I'm with the one. So, um, then, um, let's see. So Garsell's like,

and by the, you're welcome. I just made you a doctor, Ronnie. I was just like, that's such a horrifying thought. I think just like that's such a horrifying thought. I think to everybody who heard that that people probably just turned this podcast off. Wow. Ronnie in charge of lives. So it could be a PhD. Hmm. As Doreet is like, no, it's just like I feel like the last few years with me and go, we've made steps forward. And then I feel like I'm in the blind side again. I was so good to that boy. And then it sued me for no real. All right, all right, wait a minute. That's a Sandra Bullock movie. Okay. Now you're just looking for reasons.

I get some looking for ways to spew microaggressions on people to read. Come on. I need some looking for ways to spew microaggressions on people to read. Come on. Listen, I don't think was a read as a malicious person. She's just very, very dumb. And when Doreet knows better, she does better, but she never knows better. She never knows nothing. Unfortunately, anyway, what were we talking about? Literally Doreet does never know better and she never does do better.

And you know, that's Doreet. And in other respects, it can be kind of fun, but not this one. This is not a fun angle of Doreet. And so Erica's just based. By the way, also, by the way, also, I feel like this also kind of gets the crux of the whole issue here,

which is that here Doreet is being insensitive, like she lobs of microaggression. And now like we, like you have Erica being like, no, guys, she lobs of microaggression. And now, like, we, like, you have Erica being like, no, guys, she's actually like really nice. And this is like not who she is, like, look deeper into her. And the whole issue is the reason why that microaggression even exists is that

people are unwilling to look more deeply, often, often out of black woman. And, you know, like, like the angry black woman stereotype is out there. And it's like, oh, well, she's an angry black woman. And the whole thing is that like, oh, someone just gets disregarded completely because we've not put this word associated with this person. Now we know what this person is all about and now we disregard them.

And so here, Duret has actually the privilege of someone saying, no, she's more than that. And I think I imagine, by the way, because obviously I am not a black woman, so I could be speaking out of pocket here, and I'm trying not to be. But I imagine one of the frustrations that Garcella has probably faced, is that like she probably has multiple times

have people just like, oh well, she's so angry, she's so aggressive, and there is not someone to say, no look deeper into her because she is actually very lovely. Well, yeah, I mean, you, it does, but I mean, you shouldn't even have to say that. I mean, the whole thing is like, I don't, yeah, but you know what, the reason why I say it is because

there are many more, there are tons of treats out there. And so when we say like, we say like, if we say like it's not like, it's not like, it's like, you know, like, you know, I don't know, as it's, I would feel kind of bad like. Like don't assume that somebody is just always in the angriest place, you know, that's where Dorit always jumps to,

and that's why it's a problem. The first season, it was like, oh, it's just being a bully right now, you're giving me a little bully. She didn't even do anything. She was having a normal fucking conversation with you, you know? Every time Garsell disagrees with Doreet. It's not just like I disagree with you. It's like, why are you attacking me? Why are you being?

Why are you walking away from me? But the braggie on this. Oh my god Doreet. Call the fucking police. You know what I mean? Like at this point We shouldn't have to explain what a fucking microaggression is, you know, God meet. So I hope I articulated that all correctly. And of course, please, like, please, if I, if I misspoke or overstepped, I didn't feel like, please, I just need to give you that impersonation. No, no, no, no, but I want, I want our listeners, no, I don't want to be what this person, I don't want to be like this white guy who's just like, now let me tell you all about what

black women are going to. Like, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, yeah, I don't want to be that. I'm just saying like, this is what ran through my head when I watch this, but I'm like, obviously, you know, like, well, sometimes the thing with these shows is like, things that should be so obvious, sometimes I just think, well, that's just obvious, you know, but it's obviously not because Doreet, Doreads still exist, you know, and just don't listen.

So anyway, so then we move on to Sutton talking with her assistant because I got to meet that. What's that girl's name? That girl who's coming over here. Okay That's also Like suddenly you don't know Alice Sandra's name even I know Alice Like can we get some matchmaker respect? I mean, it's like a much smaller thing obviously But please sit and for Christ say give Alice Sandra some fucking respect so then Alice Center of Alice Sandra I don't know how you forget this one his name. I'm still terrified of her when she's off my screen for a week I'm still terrified. I go to sleep and this is what I think of I've got the past news for you. I heard from the guy you went on a date with,

said, have a seat. We're gonna go over and sign. Like in this girl, someone by this girl, the tea. Like, do they, then we can sell those on Willough Fortune? They're free, Alexandra. Take the tea. Take the tea. Sign.

So she comes over and she's, you know, so I was watching, I watched Beverly Hills this morning I woke up and I watched it and you know here I am languishing with my illness and I was like I cannot deal with this woman before 90 am this is too much I'm like this is I don't know what this is I can't maybe that contributed to my whole thing of like don't air Anything after Salt Lake City because we I just could not do it. So she walks in and she's like, Ah, we're at peace!

I'm sad. Oh my gosh. That's cool. We did a questionnaire and it's worth things went right. Maybe right, maybe kind of right, maybe not right with you today. You wanna hear us take down sign and take down sign. That sounds like a big diswemment. Like, Satan is just looking here. I'm like, I, you want to hear us to tell us, I ain't gonna say the outside. And I'm saying this one's like, oh, I hate this one.

It's like, this is just looking here. I'm like, I want you to. I'm saying it here. She's like, please buy. Please. Salisandra's like, so tell me, how did you take her with so? And Sondin's like, well, it started off slowly, but you know, it leesened up and we talked about his mother.

And then we see a montage of Sondin. Well, funny story. My mom, the other day, she came over Vegas with my mom. We went to a trip club. And then we went to another trip club. It was wild. My mom's crazy. I love my mom. And Seth will with his heat. Say about me. The him. I said, oh my god. Okay. Did they make me laugh?

Okay. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym.

I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go? The um, I'm saying, oh my god. Okay, um, did they make me laugh? Okay, it says no. She didn't come across as an individual who makes a lot of jokes.

I'm funny. Sounds like, well, I didn't see the venisade, the sal. Okay. Suddenly you weren't hilarious. a sound, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha man that you're going to meet. Like, step one, are you comfortable giving a compliment? I'm like, lady, have you watched this show? That is not something to do. But also he probably thought you weren't into him because she wasn't. So why would you give indicators of interest to somebody that you're not interested in? Oh, it's exactly that crazy behavior at the ladies and that's and satin hates her. And she goes, so what would be a compliment? What kind of thing is that to say? What do you have in mind? And she's like, well, like saying like,

like what, I like your belt. Oh my god, that's just a good one. Sutton! Where did you pull that out from? She's like, no, it's not. Belts are close to genitalia area. Oh my god, no. So then Sut She's like, no, it's not belts are close to genitalia area. Oh my God, no. So then, Sutton's like, she was like, you know, men are flat, flat or by anything. I mean, you could tell them that you like their ears and they probably would be flat. And I mean, men are like big babies that walk around the earth.

Cracked up because I was like, that is kind of the perfect like summation of one man are. Or just big babies that walk around the earth, you know. Because I'll say if someone said they liked my ears, I'd be like, thank you, I am flattered. Me too. I would never forget that person. Ever. That person in the middle.

I was just thinking the other day, caught ears are ugly. And what are these head, I've wore these like headphones that clip around my ear. I'm like, are these giving me dumb-o ears? I feel like my, my ears are just getting bigger and they're getting floppy because these stupid things, I'm gonna sue Amazon for even selling me these things

when they ruin my ears. And then we get to this part about the ears, and I'm like, I would love for somebody to talk about how hot my ears are. Just so good. Ben are like big babies that walk around the earth. Okay, I love it. So based on all the feedback from last time, I have this client.

He's a bachelor as he's a VP of sales and sounds like, um, well, he's cute, but I don't know what VP of sales even is. What is that? It's just one of those jobs. I mean, people just come up with these names for jobs, that buying call. What is that? So,

there's a bank that has arms. Middle management. I'm just, VP of sales, that freaks me out. So I was just like, yeah, but it's a job, you know? And like, you know, it's like a business, like a business man, like a businessman, businessman, right?

You for that term, business man, as if that's any clearer, business man is so generic. That's just, Alessandra at this point is just like me, like the requirements are so low. She's like, it's a job. He's got one.

So let's, let's keep her rolling, Saiyan. And Saiyan's like, Alessandra, and she goes, no, you know what, he has a job. And look, you don't need a billionaire, am I right? Everyone says things. She's like, excuse me, don't curse my house, horror. She was like, I could get you, listen, I could get you a billionaire, but they're crazy.

And she's like, excuse me, you don't know what I need. Okay, a billionaire could sue me, just fine. She's like, no, you're gonna go out out with middle management and you're going to have an amazing time. Okay, so then we go to Kim and Kyle's house and Kim can't get in the front door because it's Kim, you know, but also I feel like I also like. Okay, come over. I've left the front door and mock. So just come on in and then you try and open it and it's locked. And you're like, am I doing something wrong? No, Kyle definitely is put wopy cushions under a tinset many times.

So Kim is like, how shall I lock me out? It's just your sister, just me out here. It's okay, I just painted a Z-bron your door. So they hug, they're about so cute, we so cute, and Kyle's wearing a necklace that has a hummingbird on it. Kim's like, how, what's that bird? And Kyle's like, oh, this a hummingbird on it. He was like, what's that bird? And Kyle's like, oh, it's just diamond and gold. That's it.

It's a hummingbird. When my mom passed away, I started having a lot of weird incidences with hummingbirds and that they would always fly around my head and try to pick out my eyes. It's strange, but I felt like it was my mom just telling me to be better. And she was like, okay know, and, okay, was this hummingbird thing? So she's like, I want you to have this because when I bought it, I was like,

oh my God, I should have got this hummingbird for Kathy. Then came to, and came to, of course. I was like, what kind of story is this to make Kim feel better? You bought this for Kathy and now you're making Kim wear it because Kathy won't talk. It was like, Kyle is so bad. Well, then you were wearing it, and then you wore it for you kept it for yourself ultimately.

So that's not overlooking that part and then she just is like, she's like, let me do something nice on camera after I've like locked my sister out of my house. So she tells the story about how the night the day after she got into the fight with Kim in the limo, she found a hummingbird laying on her floor, which was supposed to be like really sad. And you know, I can see how that's like, like, if you have a thing with hummingbirds, like you see hummingbirds, I think of your, your mom who's passed away, like, that's definitely emotional. But for some reason, I just thought it was funny, this idea of a hummingbird, just languishing on it.

I know I was like, is it dead? I thought the long bird run over, like, did the hummingbird's dog. And she's like, speak to me, mom, speak to me, she's like, the hummingbird's like, is it dead? I don't know. I've run over like did the hummingbirds die? And she's like, speak to me, mom. Speak to me. She's like, no, you speak to me. Get me back out into the wilderness. I hate it. And here I've never seen a still hummingbird.

Like on the, I don't know. I've never seen that. I'm sure it happens. I just, it is a weird thing. I feel like that's an old man. If your kitchen's killing hummingbirds, that's not, that's, that's, that's not a beautiful thing. The feel like that's an old man. If your kitchen's killing hummingbirds, that's not a beautiful thing. The hummingbirds are so sweet and beautiful.

They're not sweet actually. They're very vicious. We have, they are. So we have a, well, to each other. They are, so we have a hummingbird feeder. And Dom is like the hummingbird king. Like he is like Cinderella. He goes out there and they all gather around

and they all come to, like they love him. But recently we have a big ass, the hummingbird arrived and it keeps chewing away all the other little hummingbirds. And so now there's only one hummingbird and I named him Gil, because I feel like that's the name of, that would be the name of a hummingbird.

That's like, this is my, this is my hummingbird food. So anyway, Gil is an asshole and it turns out that this is actually not uncommon for hummingbirds. It turns out there are a lot of gills out there. Wow, hummingbirds are real dicks. You know who else are dicks? People who just come all the time. Humming people are absolutely. They are. It's like, shut up. But you know what? I don't need to do this. You know the sound pollution. Can I concentrate?

Do you know what one of the hummingbirds predators are? This is surprising. People don't realize this. Prang mantises. Prang mantises will eat hummingbirds. What is that shocking? Those are vicious little foxes, praying mantises. I know I love a praying mantis. I love them.

I feel like they are just like on top of business. They are like, they have mother. They are, they just are like, I don't care. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna eat a bird. Wow. Yeah, there are videos. There's plenty of videos out there of humming, of praying mantises that crawl up onto hummingbird feeders.

And the hummingbird comes in and the praying mantises just grabs it by the cheek and just like your mind now. Oh, so what do you say about that, Kyle? Which is, those are terrifying little bugs as praying mantises, and they're just so like, they're helpful. They're wonderful, they eat all the pests. Yeah, hummingbirds are not pests. Like, I was trying to be meaning hummingbirds

just because it's my brand, but like hummingbirds are nice. They have hums in their name. Although I don't like that, they're only nice to you if you feed them sugar. I feel like they're kind of assholes like kids in that way. You know, it's like kids are assholes, but then you just like you have candy in your pockets. Then they're like, hey mister.

It's like fuck off kid. You fucking little user. Yeah, no, I mean, since they're nice to me, I like hummingbirds, but like they're just not nice to each other. Yeah, they're basically like friend of's on the real housewives. They're just like all vying for that top spot. I just don't understand people with like hummingbird

feeders. Like me just putting a pizza out in my front lawn. It's like, of course, people are going to stop there. You know, are those really the kind of people you want in your life? No, just hummingbirds. So hummingbirds are cheesy. You can put out a feeder and they just will never come. Really? Yeah. They are. They, they, they are they they they're unlike a warning word. Okay, you know what I'm gonna get you with this. The point is that one died in Kyle's kitchen. Kyle points into hummingbird. I'm in Stoliz necklace. Basically, this what's happening. So she in tuned that she mummified it and turned it into a necklace that she's now given to Ken. So we are in sister trauma, by the way, which we're taking very seriously, everybody, sorry.

So Luke White is who married Kim Richard's daughter. So Kim Richard's daughter, they talk about getting married, her getting married, and Kim was like, it's safe. And I was like, is that the one who married a Rothschild? Didn't one of a Mary Rothschild? But no now she married Luke White. I found out.

Nicky was a Ross child and Luke White was, was he the fat burger heir? I don't know. I'm looking at his picture, but there's another Luke White. There's like a Mewl star or something. I wish his name were League of Warme. Um, wait, is there, but there was a scandal, right, with one of the, one of Kim's sudden laws. I need something more specific to Google because that's a lot. Okay.

You know what? Maybe I don't. Kim Richards, son and law scandal. Well, Kim, what, Brett home is rated by a federal chart. That was just bad in Rolman. So Kim Richards daughter, Brooks home rated in December

by federal agents investigating her father and law, Andrew Weedonhorn, weederhorn for fraud, money laundering and tax evasion. See, so there you go. So that was actually was a perfect Google term and I'd like to publicly apologize to Ben for dissing his Google sales and when it was for right on the money.

Thank you. Yeah. So Whitney is happy with Luke White and then Kyle's like, you know, really you're not here to talk about your fucking daughter's wedding, which literally nobody cares about. It's just Kathy, Kathy. For me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me. Well, because he's bullying me. So Kim asks a really strange question. She's like, so you're coming to the wedding, right?

And I mean, like, are you bringing anybody to the wedding? Which is such a weird question to ask. Like, are you bringing, like, is, like, normally you would say, Oh, it's Mauricio going to come also, like, or is he often business, but are you going to bring anybody to the wedding? That was weird. That's the sisters know something. They know something's up with Kyle. Yeah. Well, you have to, Kyle's like trying, she's begging to get somebody to answer. I can't believe Kyle was like,

Where is the judging? Why is she cheating on me? You have to, Kyle's like trying she's begging to get somebody to answer. I can't believe Kyle was like, What is it, Justin? Why is he cheating on me? I can't believe. But Kim's like, listen, I don't want somebody, somebody coming to the wedding who's gonna make somebody else uncomfortable sweating, meaning Mauricio who's still in trouble with the family after starting his own real estate company, etc. I assumed. So Kyle's like, I mean, Kathy, like I haven't seen Kathy,

but like obviously like I started the album on Oscar thing, but like I would always be polite to Kathy. I would always be nice to Kathy. But, and Kim's base, like, yeah, Kim's like, do you think you're maybe wrong in any way? And Kyle's like, well, you don't know everything right? And Kim's like, I know. So well, then let's talk about how we can fix it then.

Since you don't know all the backstory, and we can talk about that another time if you want. So this is Kyle snapping at Kim before then Kyle cries about how Kathy snaps at her. So then Kyle's like, you know, when Kathy came to my house that day to apologize because of what happened in Aspen, my voice is really killing it today, by the way, I don't have to say it. You're too much. Right. I mean, you're really pulling through. So we see flashbacks of this whole business and everything. And basically Kyle's like, well,

I wanted to believe that apology, but then it was her behavior afterwards. And we see Kathy tweeting things like, why is she upset and crying? I'm the one who was bullied and persecuted for 10 months. It's just cool and disgusting. Died it out, did out. Well, also the thing here is Kyle is like, oh my god. You know, like, I had Kathy over to discuss our problems.

Okay, yeah, but you also secretly told Rinna to come to ambush Kathy on camera. Exactly. Kathy had been accused of saying all of this stuff by Rinna and had someone, Rinna had been leaking this to the press basically saying Kathy was a racist for an entire season and Kathy called someone enough for it and did all of this stuff.

And then you called Lisa Rennet to come get on Kathy's ass on camera for the season finale or whatever. And stop Kyle. Like, it kind of exactly Kyle. Tiny bits of these stories. And then before when Kim came over, she's like, oh yeah, well, when Kim and I got in our fight in the back of that limo and then showed the flashback

and they just showed Kyle saying, you shut up or whatever she said to her, or crawling over to the thing, but they left out, you're a goddamn alcoholic is what you are. And I'm like, you know, I thought Kyle was gonna finally get a fair edit this season, but you guys are still fucking working for Kyle.

I mean, calm on. Yeah, I think that like, I think Kyle, you know, I think actually Kyle had a right to be angry at Kathy for Kathy having this tirade. But also, but the fact that she doesn't understand how Kathy could be upset that Kathy was like, yeah, there were rumors swirling about Kathy for nine months, nine or ten months, and Kyle never said anything to be like, hey, lay off, she's my sister, I love her, we're all

good. She just let Kathy kind of hang out there. Now, like you said before, it's Kathy Nassau most certainly. But I'm not even going to go back in this. This is all last season. It can't even be bothered to go back into it. So Kyle is now just saying how like, Kim saying how she misses her family, she misses the lunches and the barbecues and fun as a family and Yada Yada and everything and Kim just wants to repair everything and you know Kyle's like she goes yeah but you know what though Kathy she can't have

a conversation like this she gets some mean I mean I really can't handle the meanness like the way she talks I'm like why don't we just show that clip we just watch of the way you talk to Kim and the limo which is not unlike many other ways you've talked to her over the years, barking at her. Well, and that was also a trip, not the limo, but the one that Kyle was talking about, where Kyle had a fit and started screaming and yelling at Doreet and crying,

and freaking out that Doreet wasn't standing up for her, and like, wouldn't stop throwing a fit that into. I'm kind of, she's just such a brat. She's got always throws in, but she always scolds. She always scolds the people that are close to her. Because they don't stand up for her enough. So here's the thing, this sister stuff, like we make jokes and stuff about it, but it is so dark. And anybody who's even read about the Hilton book, the House of Hilton book, which we didn't read the whole thing, but we've read a lot

about it. We talked to the morbid ladies about it. Was that our bonus episode? We talked to them in depth about all of that stuff. It's just a lot of darkness and horrible stuff. So I thought Kyle's bullshit aside in the scene. I thought what was really interesting was kind of where Kim came. Kim had a breakdown, and she was like, you know, mom was one of the first times they've ever talked about how difficult their mom was because they kind of They kind of anointed their mom with synchhood and all the stuff that we read about the mom big Kathy not great not great stuff and The this is the first time that they seem to really Try and come to terms with that with each other on screen. And Kim talks about how much she's realized

that she had so much resentment for her mom and so much anger for what her mom put her through as a kid. But then later she realized that her mom was just trying to protect her. And she has a breakdown and it was actually super touching. It was emotional. Yeah, I actually got like choked up because it was so raw.

And I agree with you that there's been like, oh, mom, she's the best. Where it's by the way, of course, you'd say that it's your mom. I mean, I know people have fracturous relationships with your mother's, but it's not wild that people, a group of sisters would be mourning their mom. Of course, they would be still years later. When Kim, yeah, it was interesting how Kim drew this parallel, you know, when she was like, look, mom would never want this to happen. And now I understand more of mom's perspective now that I'm older and I've got my own kids' basic is what she's saying.

And then that goes like enter her kind of, yeah, grappling with this like realization that she's been having through her therapy, et cetera, that she was so angry with her mom for so long, but she actually realizes that she just really loves her mom. And she just says, I love mom. I was like, it was so simple and sincere and earnest. I was very, very moved by that. It was really sad. On Kyle's side. I mean, she said what you will about Kyle, but these three women have been really traumatized by whatever was happening in this family. And you know, it's moments like this where I then I say like, oh, I do kind of feel bad

for all three of them. And Kim's crying. And she's like, I mean, I didn't, because she says, I know you love mom and Kim's like, well, I didn't, you know, I didn't realize how angry I was. And do you think she knew I loved her? And that was really, God, it's so hard. So then they start talking about Kathy. And she's like, well, you just work it out with Kathy

and Kyle's like, did she want to? And she's like, she wants to know if you want to. So you guys, she's basically like, you guys have to stop saying does she want to, does she want to, want to both just have to do it like stop it You know all right, so then we go to crystal's house prepping cedar dinner with rob and Sater yeah the sater. Sorry. Yeah, and that's okay That's a this is like I as a Jewish person I cannot sit here while you say cedar so crystal is like, yeah,

so she's putting out this making this whole nice dinner and Rob's, it's like, I feel like it's like a fake Passover. I think it's like a Passover for TV. So they have like a little Passover ceremony with the kids and Crystal talks about how like Jewish culture and Chinese culture are so similar and they love celebrating each other's like culture and religions, yada yada.

And then the daughter's like, can we have Ben and Jerry's? And Crystal's like, you can pick dessert or TV, which one do you want? So like TV. And I'm like, if this were a real Passover, you should be able to get dessert and TV, excuse me. Like why would you, like, I'm saying this, I understand the context of Crystal

and what she struggles with, but like, why would you, on like a night of celebration, why would you make a child choose between dessert or TV? Like why can't like, you have to go to celebrate and in life. Well, that's why that was not real Passover. It's not real life, that is a Sophie's choice. TV or dessert, don't ever give me that that but I'll say kill my child take the child

That's why I didn't think it was real Passover except I feel like I'm real Passover she would have let them have both I'm really important conspiracy theory of the day So she's like alright so Kakos Tuesday The ladies keep coming at me. Like, you don't engage. You let's be, I'm just kidding. So she's, No, you do have to run, I'll do it.

I'll do it as Luann. Well, trade off on our crystal voices. No, because it's two, it's actually a serious thing. You can pick dessert or you can pick TV or my choice, Cabaret! You can pick TV, dessert or fish got a swim, boob's got a fly.

You know what? Jewish culture and Chinese culture were actually very much the same, okay? You know, in my culture culture I'm ageless and in Rob's culture he's just a strange man with a thing on his head okay you know what Jewish culture Chinese culture are the same they both mean to me okay you know when I was a teenager and I moved to New York I wanted to be both Jewish and Chinese and it wouldn't let me okay so I'm the real victim here.

You want to talk about microaggressions? I'm the one who's most microaggressed. Okay. Okay. So serious mode. This is a very serious episode. We're laughing a lot in a very serious episode, but you know what? That's how I deal.

Okay. So back off. We have to. If we don't laugh, we cry. Yeah. So serious stuff. So this one's serious because it's an eating disorder discussion kind of. So she's basically pretty interesting. We are not saying it was boring, just serious.

I wasn't saying you weren't saying it. I was just weighing in. I decided. That was... Think what? You know what? I just wanted to's mean that was. Think what? Think of what? I just wanted to say something, okay. And what?

You shut me down. Swore it. Hi. So basically, she was like, you know, Taco Tuesday, they're telling me I don't engage. I don't speak up. And then we see a clip that was shown in flashback for some reason, but wasn't shown in the original episode.

And Garcella is telling her, you need to speak up in this group. And she's like, why do I have to like point and scream? Like, why can't I just speak with a soft voice and people just listen to me? And she's like, well, you don't have to do who told you to scream? And she's like, this group wants me to scream all the fucking time! Which was a lot from Crystal. Right. But I mean, that's true. We thought we'd necessarily need her to scream, but it feels more like a friend of, I feel like she's just not weighing in or getting into the mix.

Then we get some insight into that. She says that she can't focus sometimes because everyone has gotten really skinny because of the whole ozemic thing that has come through the cast and she's just comparing herself to everyone and looking at everyone's bodies and she's comparing herself and she's just feeling really self-conscious and she sort of can't step out of it which I thought that was really interesting and I think that actually makes a lot of sense not that it was like up for debate whether or not it made sense but I was like wow it's just I guess it's guess it's not something I ever thought about.

And it really showed the depths to which an ED can really permeate so much of your life. Yeah. And just kind of the lens you're always looking through that lens, I guess, when you're eating disorder. It was interesting. It sucks also because you live in LA and you're in the movie industry. So it's like, yeah, that's a lot coming out of her. And she talks about how LA is a city obsessed with beauty and bodies and she feels, she works

really hard to feel comfortable in groups that she's in. And she's finally started to feel more relaxed, but now she's having this extreme distraction. And obviously, look, my opinion is, like, I do take weight loss medications. They've really helped me. And I am eating disordered. So I come from that. So a lot of it's kind of a mind-fuck watching it because also I'm coming from a lens of eating disordered thoughts.

So part of me is like, well, that's not fair. And so I'm starting to get defensive just watching the scene. I don't know, this episode just a fucking mind fuck. But what can I say? I think it's interesting because I can imagine, like I've definitely had parts moments, like an example of like how, you know,

imagine like going to a party and you're wearing a shirt that's just like not right. It doesn't, you see yourself, you put it on before you go and then you go and you wear it and you catch yourself in the mirror at the party and you hate the way you look in it and it just makes you really self-conscious and like I've had those moments and I have found that like they have preoccupied me. I'm by the way and I I'm not comparing my experience to you know, et cetera. I'm just saying like, to me, it makes a lot of sense when she says she feels self-conscious around these women because I can understand that experience on such a minor level with like, oh God, I hate the way I look in this now.

I'm trying to be social, but I'm thinking about how bad I look in terms of what I wore or something like that. And she's experiencing it on a big level of like, I feel bad about like my body right now compared to the other people at I'm on TV. So, I was basically, you're surrounded by people who are telling you open up about your eating issues and be okay with yourself.

And you're great the way you are while they're cost, you know, while they're obsessed with being the opposite of what they're telling you to be comfortable with. I think that's kind of the main thing, you know, it's like be comfortable with yourself, but I don't want to look like you. And I think that that's like an eating-disordered way of thinking where you're like, oh my god, if anybody is losing any weight or making extreme effort, it's only to be thin so they don't look like my greatest fear. But it's, you know, everybody's on their own journey and it's really hard to separate

yourself when you do have disorder thinking to remember that it's not all about you, you know. And I'm not speaking for her, I'm speaking for myself because a lot of those thoughts are natural to come up and it's like, well, you know, it doesn't have anything to do with you or how you fucking look. But then I think the same thing, you know,

if someone's like, well, I felt so fat. And it's like, well, that person is like a quarter of the size of me. So then what do they think about? It's just a mind-fuck, I guess is what I was saying. The whole fucking, the whole thing is a mind-fuck. So I would imagine it would be really, really hard to be her. Or be anybody on TV talking about, because we're gonna see it

with Jackie this season on Real Housewives of New Jersey, too, from what I've read in the gas of brands, where she's suffering from, well, her, she suffers from anorexia, right? But it's still an eating disorder and she has to come to terms with that. When everybody around her is like getting really skinny on these weight loss drugs and it's, it's got to be a mind-fuck, it really does. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, so let's see, we've done micro-gresh and this has just been a real fun episode.

I'll tell you. Generational trauma. Okay. Anyway, the show goes on and now... While we're talking, by the way, it's getting disorder-seen while we're talking about a day based on a taco. Okay.

And then they talk about Jeff. And Crystal Basley is like, she basically says that she's always Jeff's little sister. And then when she got married, she became like, like almost like a mother figure to her brother and Yada Yada. So some more insight into a situation we don't care about. Okay, so then we now go to Sutton, going on her second blonde date, and she's meaning up with a guy named Steve. And Steve, by the way, a hot silver fox, I would say officially a hot,

I feel like this is one of the hottest guys that have been put on one of these sham dates on these shows. I don't trust Steve for a goddamn second, hotness aside, I don't care if he's hot. VP of sales. I don't trust him because he does this with his eyes. He makes big, wide, innocent eyes and blinks like that, like little doe eyes.

And I just, you, you're a fucking liar and a sneak, okay? I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm on the, you shouldn't be trusted. You shouldn't be trusted, it's too hot to be trusted, and he lives in LA. So, but I was just happy, I was happy that they, that, that Alexandra gave a sudden hot guy. Yeah, so they I was happy that they, that, that Alessandro gave a sudden, a hot guy. Yeah. So, they, you know, they have this, this date and everything and suddenly clearly likes the way this guy looks.

And he's like, you look great by the way. I thought he was gonna have a different personality. He was a little more, he was actually more bubbly than I was expecting, right? I thought he was gonna be like, really like a man of few words words. Well the words he did speak are douchebag 101 words. He'll agree by the way. Hey, you look great. Like Carl, I'll put your weight on there. Oh no, very bad. Oh wait, no, this is a good day for me to do Carl. Let's do more Carl.

Yeah, hi son. You look really great. Alright, I'll put your weight on there. I'll go out and you look really great. Yeah, I'm just like a, I just have a kindergarten crush on you right now. I'll say Carl weight on me. I'll go out. You're really, yeah. Yeah, and he's like, so can I ask you a question? What do you look for a potential partner like, what are some of the qualities? Like besides being dashically handsome,

or some little like that, you look very well though, at all, at all. She's like, oh, oh, cause you're saying you're, oh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm giving no humor at all. This guy is like, the charm is wasted, which I kind of like, because that's like his offense, the charm,

and it's kind of, the humor is wasted on set, and she doesn't really get it. Oh, I'm like, what do you want to order? She's, I don't really care. I just don't like me, or chicken, or anything real. I don't like anything. I just want some mush, please. So he's like, so I think I saw that you like you play tennis and she goes, right.

And do you listen to podcasts? Cause I don't want to talk about tennis. And he's like, yeah, I like true crime. She's just me too. I like the murder mystery ones. So they were off to a great start. So and he's like, I played a dead guy once. Check out those are instruments now.

What do you mean? I'm like, oh God, he's an actor. He's an actor VP of sales. No. Run! Do not trust me. He's like, yes. I would go to sell the mommy lever over this guy.

So, but he... He's an extra on a law and order, basically. That's what he's saying. So, he loves karaoke and she is one over. She's like, let me see your list. And he has one. He has a, he has an iPhone notes list of all of his karaoke songs. And she goes, I don't know this song, but Nuki.

Now that's the red flag right there. I'm afraid to say, not for her, for him. She doesn't really sing. No, no, I meant that like, I meant to say that like, like having nookie as her karaoke song is the red flag. Not that she is a red flag for not knowing yet. Just want to clarify to make sure no one's offended

on the Limpusket front. I think we've gotten those people. Anybody offended is gone by now. Okay, they're gone. So the day continues, let's see here. So now they're switching numbers and he's like, she gives him the number and then he calls it. Oh, are you just making sure I didn't give you the wrong number?

He's like, well, it didn't rain or anything. It shows it did. Sorry. Avi, you, well, it didn't rain or anything. It did. Sorry. Avi, you got that right? Avi's under the table. Avi got it. He two are going to be very happy together, singing your nookie. Disgusting. Let me look up these layers. I did it all for the nook, I said, I'll understand this song. So now to read and Garsell meet up at the oaks at the lake side. If I remember correctly, this was, we've seen a few, we've seen a few shows here. I seem to, for some

reason, this is sad that this is where my mind goes. I seem to remember the final season of Shah's Assonset that Nima went on a date here. And then the lesbian lady was sitting on another table coaching him with a good earpiece. Oh, God. Oh, God. That's just, so that just sets the tone. That was like uncovered trauma. That was like buried trauma. I was like, whatever, Nima, whatever this restaurant, I don't care, whatever. Whoa. I remember that lady like buried trauma. I think whatever, Nima, whatever this restaurant, care, whatever.

Whoa. I remember that lady. That lady, I forgot her name. Who is she related to like a famous 10? Rosie O'Donnell. famous 10 misplayers. Oh no, she loved her. She's so.

Okay, it doesn't matter that shows over rightfully. Okay, so sorry, sorry everybody from that show. So, um, you're so is awkward, right? They're just staring each other, both waiting for the other person to apologize. And DeRite's doing that thing where she just squints at somebody and waits for them, like, hmm, let's see how you get through this one. She's just like leaning up against an imaginary plane of glass, staring at her own reflection. She's at stage one to read, because stage two to read is

which does slow-mo water flicking. So you keep saying these things to me all the time. Slow-mo water flicking, left to the right, and left to the right, maybe both together. These things, they're too acute. These little jobs, little jobs, little jobs, but that's stage two. Stage one, she's just squinting.

Okay, so she's doing the squint in the lip puff out thing. And Garth says like, it's a little awkward. Why do you want to look at the mean you? Well, no, not really. Okay, well, okay, sure. And so they just open their emails of free mail. Like, quickly just open those menus and just start staring at the full experience. We watch them look at the menu, pick out their salads, and then close the menus. And we'd say, to be honest with you, the food is secondary to me right now. What's primarily on my mind is why PK is standing there in the corner with the band,

Berlin. He really goes everywhere with them. Today is in gentlemen. PK, I told you not for this scene. This is a serious scene. So, um, you said, where are you going to have? I think I'm going to do the Greek. See, I need a woman of the world.

It's like, okay. What how's it going to let's say Greek? So Dorit is like, so yes, I want to leave the floor to you because I know that you've said that you don't feel like I hear you and I really want to make sure that you speak it looks like I'm listening to you. Come on. I want to make sure that not only do I hear you, but the audience sees me squinting and nodding like I'm hearing you. Do you understand? Well, I appreciate that. So I would like to go first and treat it like, well, we're both on the same page. Yes. You can stop interrupting me as I try to take the floor up. There'll be a totally an agreement about that. Yes.

So I'll start this. Absolutely. I would love for you to start this. All right. I'm going to need you to stop saying things after I say things that way I can officially start it. Whatever you need, I am here for you. I, I, Captain.

I hear you. So though, she's like, well, here's how I feel deep in my heart. Would you guys like to put in your order? She's like, the waiter is going to, you see the waiter walking over like, stop, go away, turn around. Let me ask you, Christian, was there to make tech? The waiter with the way, haha. So Garce tells like, okay, listen, the other night was tough on me. And the other night the word attack just hit me in the wrong place. And so then we see the clip of that.

And she's like, okay, look, you know, there's certain words. When you point them at me, it just has a completely different impact. And you really have to know who you're dealing with to read. And there are words you don't say to black women. You don't say aggressive. You don't say attack, you don't say angry because that's labeling us and I'm not here to educate you because that's not my job and I don't have the bandwidth but I feel like you need to be aware of who you're talking to. How much clearer can you get?

I mean, I'm reading that pretty much word for word because it's pretty clear. It's clear. It's clear. And she says, I'm not here to educate you, but she gave like a little mini lesson there. So Doree got a free one there. And you know, when we saw this something similar to this happened two years ago with Kyle Richards, Kyle was like, God, it didn't realize. Kyle't realize. Kyle had a really strong moment for Kyle in terms of like that she didn't do what Doreet basically does here. Not that we should necessarily be like, oh my God, she's a hero for doing the simplest bravest thing. It doesn't become like a hero for that, but you you see how, you see how like it goes so left when Dree does it. And Dree

just like, okay, well, when we use the word, when we use the A-Lid, you know, you've heard it hundreds of times in this group. And then we see a montage of everyone saying attack, attack, attack, attack, attack. And Gersel's like, but towards me. And she goes, but I'm not exactly sure what the intent was. Who said it to? And she's like, but was it towards me? Because Doree is completely missing the point, which is that it's not the word. It's escalating something that was nothing into being an attack, you know what I mean? And not knowing your fucking audience. So Doree, it's like, well, I don't know what the internet was, but it's different.

I don't know what it's been told you. I just don't know. I don't take notice because that's exactly what the night was. It was innocent. In my intention, listen, if I offended you in any way, I'm like, oh my God, now you're going to do the listen if I offended you for fuck's sake. I know. And she's like, oh, it has.

That's why we're here. And that's why I reacted the way I reacted. I mean, I was emotional for two days. I went to bed crying, I woke up crying. I drove to the beach because I couldn't figure out why I was so triggered by that, but I was absolutely triggered by it. She's been saying like, yeah, I was like really upset

by this and to read, it's like, do you believe that I said that with a bad intention? Why do you read, like, see, do read is now, do read is now being the, like, I'm the victim here. Like, I can't believe you would accuse me of being this. It's like, no, it's just, she's saying, be mindful of your words when you're talking to me. You have to be smarter about the words you choose

because if you're not smart, you do things that you trigger me. But to read takes it as like, you're accusing me of being a racist right now. That's where she's going with this. Right, and I like the Garso was like, because she goes, you believe I said that with bad intentions? Yes.

Yes. And she goes, why else would you say it? You know, she goes, we've never heard the word it take before. And she's saying, I'm talking about you and me to read. And she goes, I know what you're saying,

but why would I say it? I mean, I feel like you're, there's something. Listen, I want to listen to what you have to say, but I also feel like I need to be able to defend myself against this utter slaughter of fist words. So if you haven't finished, I want you to get it all out. Are you done? Have you finished?

I'm like, oh my gosh, this is like really pretty nice. She just makes it worse, you know, and she's like, listen, the things you're saying right now are not only wrong, but they're incredibly, and Garsell's like, this is what I'm talking about, you know? So she just tells her, listen, I feel like there's a pattern with you. I don't know if you're aware of it, but I'm talking about, you know. So she just tells her, listen, I feel like there's a pattern with you.

I don't know if you're aware of it, but I'm just gonna be completely blind. It feels like unconscious care and behavior. And then to reach, like, oh, this is so serious. No. It's a dangerous, dangerous accusation. It's hurtful.

And that accusation holds a lot of implications and it's not really uncomfortable with any of this. But like, what does Doreen not understand? She's like, that has so many implications. Well, what do you think saying that Garcell attacked you? What implications? Like, so the implications are only for you. Like, implications only happen one way.

That's the whole point is that people say certain words that are triggering for different groups. And like because they come with their own implications and you are now feeling that. So this is this editing. So she goes, I mean, it's not even like editing genius. It's just reminding you of who Dorena is

in case anybody forgot. So I'm just gonna say, I mean, the implications, I'm just not comfortable with it. And Garsell's like, okay, but two years ago, we were talking about people of color. And then we flashed back to 2020 and to re going, well, we've had a lot of people work for us. That are very multicultural. I've had a lot of black and Hispanic and a Filipino. That's how you pronounce it when you're frimic and I'm from the world and she's like with me.

Country of Africa. Are there only brown people? Wait, are the brown people only to help at your house? No! My mother's best friend is Blake. And also her maid. So it's not helping my house, it's helping my mother's house. Don't you understand? It's a united color of Beneton. So Garcels like, well, has there been growth since the last time that you said people of color worked for you? And she's like, oh God, why are you raising that again? And she goes, because it feels like there's something. It's just, what does it feel like? And she's like, I don't know. She's the time resist. And she goes, Oh my God, I'm not labeling you. I'm not labeling you. But there's an

implication here. Doree, the implication is that you are an ignoramus who doesn't fucking listen or learn their lesson. Okay. Yeah. I don't think anyone's accusing you of being across burning on the front lawn racist, But they are accusing you of being extremely ignorant and racially insensitive and refusing to learn your lesson, which at this point is starting to feel a little more pointed than just like, oh, I'm just a dummy. You didn't know at this point you do know, and then you're fucking rubbing it into the ground that you're still right. Why?

Yeah. And Garsell's like, well, if there's a racist undertone, that's not my fault. I'm not calling you anything. It's because it is simply about me using a word that's trickered you. And if that's what this is about, then I'm apologizing. But it sounds like there's something more. I mean, to realize I'm Jewish Garsell. Oh, my. Garsell's like, what is that? Wow. What I loved. She's like, what is that? I'm so loud. What did I love? She's like, what is, what? She goes, well, you reduced me to privilege that night

because well, you don't have a privilege life to reach. She goes, no, we all have a privilege life in the script. So to use, but I know you're intent to reach. She doesn't mean like literal privilege in terms of being wealthy. It's the privilege of the way people treat you, the privilege of like lack of suspicion you, the privilege of lack of suspicion when a cop pulls you over, et cetera.

Like, why, why, it's like, it's like she literally learned nothing over the past three years. So basically, Garcels, like, oh my God, you're a woman of the world. How do you still not understand that being in my shoes is different than being in your shoes? Well, I'm sorry I've got my shoes. Sorry.

I most certainly understand that. Well, I suppose the racist here, really at the end of the day. Sorry. Oh, do you mind if I try those shoes on? I'm supposed to be doing that these days. Sorry, I saw it interrupt. So, it's like what I'm trying to say is we both are from large less communities and that we should have some common ground far more far more than differences because it does

it doesn't seem like that you're it does seem like that you're trying to I'm not trying to do anything it's like what it doesn't feel that way yeah well we should have common ground you're right yeah marginalized communities should but like you have to actually listen to find out, but you can't, you can only find common ground if you're listening to the other people and you can understand the what people are going through and that's where you find the common ground. But the moment that someone's playing their furious.

Garseal! Why do you say my name so much? Gossel. Gossel. Gossel. She has a quite a deep thing in my name. She's like, it's what I do. Is that going to trigger you?

Okay. I will not say your name. I'm really just digging this grave. So Garcels like, no, no, listen, I just, the point isn't to make you walk on egg shells and she's like, but you are. And you are making me feel that way. And I'm telling you, you're making me feel something.

And you know, and Garcels like, listen, you're just, I guess you've just been getting under my skin. And the last straw with you saying that I attacked you. Okay, so I don't know how we're gonna move straw with you saying that I attacked you. Okay. So I don't know how we're going to move forward, but I don't hate you. I just feel like I need to say that what happened the other day really made me feel triggered and said, well, I'm sorry, you're triggered and deterred you. And I mean, that's genuinely, and next time I see

you, I'll be wearing flip flops. Well, I believe that. And I just think the words, the choice of words was horrible. I appreciate you saying that. I appreciate you saying you believe that and the jury tells us. This was a learning lesson for me. I was unaware and you know, I know now I need to be more aware of what I'm saying and who I'm saying it to and the lesson that I've taken away from this is I have to be very careful when I'm around Garsell. I should never go to Encino again. That was the lesson, right? Is that the lesson? I mean yeah, I would just I just by the end you're just

I don't think it's just any gigantic. Well, once you post like proudly living in my bubble the week that that episode aired, no, you know, so that was that's that one. Well, a barrel of laughs. And then it turns out that Doreet was actually preshilted. And I was like, okay, well, I did not see that coming. Doreet, woman of the world. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being with us here. Thanks to everybody on Crappens on demand, and we'll be back with a ton of other stuff later this week. Go check out DwaHalo and our bonus episodes, and we will talk to you next time. Bye!

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