Watch What Crappens - #2280 RHOM: Mother’s Day Corpse Slay

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We have to break. Hello. Super fun week, Salt Lake City. Epic. Beverly Hills. Kind of depressing. Still good recap. This one.

Girls trip ends. Southern charm. A lot going on. Join us. Thank you so much for being here. Anything you want to get off your mind today, Bamb? Start this off. Any lies about your apartment?

I want you. Your house. Here's what I have to get off my mind. start this off. Any lies about your apartment? I want you. Your house. You want to. Here's what I have to get out of my mind. One thing I was not expecting this season was the return of would be food network star Anna Keon. Keonon is, I'm like Nicole,

I don't know how I should say I had her last name. I was not expecting Anna, Anna dug up from the past and because so much controversy. So never underestimate this show for its ability to shock and surprises. Yeah, and you know, like you mentioned, we actually watched Anna. We did not last see here on Miami. We watched her on the food number. People don't realize this. She was kind of an asshole on that show. She was not really a huge song.

I don't remember her being that exciting on Miami, to be honest, but she came to the reunion super pissy and like she was coming for Leah Black. And I think the rumor was that Mary Saul had told her that Leah Black was going to be coming up for her at the reunion because I hated Leah Black. And so Anna came in with all this, oh really, and look at all this stuff, I know about your husband. You made all your money on you.

You got all your money by being on your back. It was her that said that. Yeah, I mean, Leah was like, oh my bad! Terrible! Terrible! I cannot do Leah Black today. Terrible! Terrible!

Lanna, at us for a season, I thought she was pretty good. I mean, she famously squared off against Thomas Kramer in his house, which then gave us one of our beloved quotes of season two of Miami. Like, sit down, shut up or leave. She was, she was like pretty good season two, but then season three, she was like just pretty nasty and unpleasant. And then on food network, she was just pretty nasty and unpleasant. And then on Food Network, she was downright terrible. I don't know how she even got on that show.

She was not very good. She was really fumbled at all the challenges. But she's back, she's back. And so we did not recap the previous episode because it happened during, while we were away on break. But the big takeaway from the last one was that Lisa Hoxine drove a Honda. And that's really all you need to know. So drove a Honda because the girls told her, listen, you need to be more self-sufficient

off of Lenny's, of Lenny's money. And listen, if you drive a Toyota Corolla, that's fine. And she's like, what? And actually, we did recap that episode where they were telling her that. And that was at the smell mansion, whatever the aroma 360 mansion. And I remember saying, oh my God,

Lisa really took that well. I mean, she could have really had a house-wise moment and been like, fuck you, fuck you. But then she got worked up about it. And she did have her house-wise moment got pissed off about it. And not only did that, but got really offensive to anybody who doesn't drive it Bentley, okay?

So, because what actually happened was that she picked up Larsa, so part of it also had Larsa had to ride in Ahonda. It was actually hilarious. So she basically took her housekeeper's Honda. She's like, yeah, it's my housekeeper's. Like, she's like, ew, disgusting. Look, they want to see me in Ahonda then fine. They will see me in this miserable poor person's car

when like millions of people drive Haunders. So she picks up Larsa to go to this mother's day event that Nicole decides a throw which is where we're gonna come into in this episode and larset's like like what is this like? What are you doing to me like why don't I have to drive in this like? And Lisa was it's just she just makes it, I got this for my housekeeper. I pull a keeper, I pull a, I pull a, look, I pull a, oh god Lisa, it's like, the jokes, but you're just so close to being poor. Like please just stop.

You're making this awkward, you know? I wanna refuel Lisa. Yeah. So before we even get into that, one very important thing happened. So this show comes on after Beverly Hills, and I hadn't watched Beverly Hills, and so it was showing me the very tail end of like the coming next week on Real House Ozabeverly House. And it was Ann Marie going, but Small Asophagus is not the reason. I love this channel. Bromance really been giving it to us all a week. Ann Marie really pushing her Small Asophagus storyline

there, challenging the lies and the, challenging the lies and the what we think we know about smallest offeguses. Yeah. Okay. So previously, Nicole's like, Mother's Day last year was not ideal for Lisa. So we should redo it this year and then the car drama and then the, you know, Lisa finally getting mad and going, you know, these ladies what they could do, fast, so, just fuck around and find out. Fuck, and find out. Well, you're gonna find out. And also importantly, Adriana, well, actually something we learned is that, um, Alexia has to leave her apartment.

Maybe we already talked about that, but she has to leave for apartment because they've been renting and the owner decided to sell and so they have to be out in like 15 days. And so Adriana tells Julia, like, oh, well, you know, a little birdie told me that it was actually because they're having financial problems because Todd's in the, you know, he lends, you know, he's in real estate, he's lending, and in the interest rates are so high, and the little birdie is Anna, and what a coincidence Anna's been invited

to the Mother's Day party, and it was actually Adriana who invited her. Well, shocker. And Adriana's so not slick about it, which I freaking love. So they go to this Mother's Day party, and Alexia sees the play settings and when says Anna, she's like, who's this? Who's this Anna? And Nicole's

like, um, you know, Anna, uh, King, Kong, King, Honez, King, Sonnet, what's her name? Like, okay, Nicole. Nicole's playing stupid, um, let's see how long this lasts. And of course, we know how long it lasts because immediately Alexa's like, this is dirty. This is dirty of you. Fun setup. It's like this is a setup.

This is a setup. And it's not a setup. It's not a setup. And like it's like, no, no, it isn't. I'm very disappointed in you. Although you know, I'm very disappointed at Marisol's. Guess what? I'm leaving.

I'm not sitting across from some brujah to T'alloka Now I'm getting a little sick of Marisol doing this Marisol is actually That Marisol and be in the season. I was actually really enjoying Marisol But Marisol is doing this too much of like she won't sit with this person She won't talk to this person she won't be there if that person's there I'm a little over at your friend of and you don't get to call these shots. Yeah, and it makes the other person grovel because she's still on the show and she is the best friend of a cast member. So if they're not going to shoot with her, they don't get to go to the parties.

You know, is what she's trying to pull. And Anna, I'm surprised. well, I'm surprised how it turned out kind of, but we'll get to that. So she's like, I'm hanging a thing here. I am leaning. And Alexi's like, yeah, you know what? Thank you so much for the jacket, but I don't have to stay for this. And she's given them all these like little jean jackets that say Mama Seetha something. It's like Mother's Day. And I love that Alexi actually took the jacket.

And Mary's told too. We need to find the poor rumors. She's like, I will not stay here. And I love that Alexia actually took the jacket. And Mary's all too. Wait a five, the poor rumors. She's like, I will not stay here. But I will take this jacket. They're like, I will take all the free stuff and we are gonna leave with it. They both took the jacket and walked off the elevator. I was like, amazing.

I love that. So now the elevator is Alexia's like, well, you know, like when I have to stand up for you, I do stand up for you, Mary. So like that's Alexia putting in her deposit in the friend bank. She's like, just so you know, I do stand up for you, Marisol. So like that's a Lexia putting in her deposit in the friend bank. She's like, just so you know, I'm putting cash into the accounts. Yeah.

I stood up for you too. I guess this person did also hate. So then Nicole's like, we can someone explain what's happening. This is so crazy, which I'm not buying. Sorry. I like Nicole, but in general, just not buying this. And so Kiki's like, yeah, I don't know Anna, but even I've seen things.

And then we see a clip of Anna and her daughter, Beba, on the Behind the Velvet Rope podcast. And it starts with Beba going, Mary Soul can suck. I dick. No, this is funny. And then Anna's like, I mean, I do think at the course, she is not a good person. And like her tongue is so far up, Alexia's ass.

Like, we don't know where one starts, the other one ends. I understand Anna maybe having a beef, why is Beba so worked up? Why is Beba going onto a Bravo podcast? I mean, she was barely on the show when she was on it. And like now she's coming in, like doing a proxy podcast. I mean, she was barely on the show when she was on it. And like now she's now she's coming in like doing a proxy feud. Yeah, you know, we should know this as people who

Marisol says that Anna wishes her dead. No, that is from this. I googled what did Marisol say about Beba? Oh, did Marisol say something about Beba? Yes, I feel like this is a whole big fight that's happened. I feel like this is this whole big fight that we should know about, but I don't remember it. Maybe it was like probably the season three, like maybe, yeah, something like your daughter doesn't like work or something.

Like, I can imagine Marisol saying, well, I want about your daughter. She doesn't even go out to law school, and now Beba is like, I will show her for the rest of my life Yeah, I don't really remember but she's pissed. Okay, bebas does not like Mary soul So Nicole's like the truth is I wasn't around for 10 years ago like I don't listen to podcasts I'm sorry, but I don't have time to listen to something 45 minutes in my day. Oh fuck off First of all our podcasts are four hours long, so don't even reduce us down to that I mean first of all, our podcasts are four hours long, so don't even reduce us down to that. I mean, first of all, thank God because no one wants you to listen to this and not to make it about me, but just as an industry-wide fuck you. How about that? Here's an industry-wide fuck you. And playing with people who work in the medical industry, do listen to podcasts.

How dare you? You have turned me. This is dirty. Socio. Ruhah. Yeah. Last time I checked Betsy MD was not Betsy non-MD. Ha. Shout out to one of our Patreon premium sponsors. Super premium. Yeah. We have a spatzat. So, um, let's see here. How dare she saves lives.

How dare she saves lives. How dare she saves lives since I've listened to one of our partners. Oh, whatever. Like I just don't like people are like, oh my God, only losers. It's, you know, who else makes me, people who say like, I don't even own a TV. Oh, fuck off.

Like congratulations. Like here's your Nobel Peace Prize. You're so much harder than everybody else. I'm a friend who says that, but every time she says that it's great. I love it. Cause she's like, oh'm not even having TV. I'm always like, yes.

You know who I'm talking about. You're like that, make me crazy. Yes, I do. But it makes I'll say it to their face. You make me crazy. I don't like it. I think it's a leadist. I get a TV.

And should be like, yes. I'm only acting a leadist because I'm better than you. And my bad. My blue worries. So, uh, meanwhile, Julia is running outside and Alexia is, uh, Julia is running outside. What? Julia runs out to Alexia's car. Oh, I was like, I was like, I was like, Julia running.

I was like, wait, not this scene. No, she's like, look at that. We are still friends. Are you leaving? And she's like, no, Julia, this is ugly, Julia. No. And she's like, oh, I guess I probably know I am a is coming. And then we see the clip of Adriana telling her last week in the car, a little bird told me they're having financial issues. Todd's business isn't't doing well so get that whole thing. And she was like, and I know you're not going to repeat this right Julia. And she's like, um, no, of course not. Well, Julia, it was a setup like for whatever reason, you know, like Nicole, she's because she's like vindictive towards you like Marisol. And like, it's not even towards me. I'm here now because

Marisol's my friend. And like, I have, I I've had to stick I haven't had to stick up for until today Like today, so like note. I just want everyone to know I'm sticking up for Marisol I'm getting into my priority go to a club. I'm like you just don't want to go this brunch Because if Alexa wanted to be at this brunch, she likes us on the menu So it was being served and she's like I don't want eat this. Because otherwise she would stay and make Marisol stay. I think they know that they're about to get called on some bullshit and that's why they're running away because I don't know what a call you on your bullshit.

Like she does not care, she's not afraid of you, you know? Yeah. So Nicole's like, how am I supposed to know that someone called someone he did whatever 10 years ago? I wasn't there and I love that that was the thing. whatever 10 years ago. I wasn't there. And I love that that was the thing. Mary's soul is like, I won't hang out with somebody. She's sad.

She wishes I was dead, which is so the Mary's all the way to take it. Like she's actually threatened my life. No, she says that she thinks you already have the presence of someone who already is dead. A corpse. So he's like, I mean, they're not seeing it that way. So then, Gerdy and Russell, Sister Jill are driving to brunch and Gerdy is, Gerdy is brought Jill because Jill has like six kids. And so she's like, a mom, he needs to be celebrated.

And so they arrive and they arrive at the ballet they arrive at the valley while like he was still fighting about like, she's still going off about Anna, you know, you know, saying like, let's just set up, oh, I know, totally set up. So gritty's like, oh, what's happening over here? What, what, what are you guys fighting about over here? And so then Lisa pulls up in her little Honda bitch. Like, should we hop?

Let's see the reaction. Pop, pop, pop, people coming through. They, they are so like angry about Anna, but despite how angry they are, they all stop and they're like, what's this car? Is there a Honda? What? They just start cracking up. And the producer asks Gerdy, like, what's your reaction to this car?

He's like, well, I guess she's trying to make a point, but it's failed badly, because people do what they can do to support their family and to make fun of someone driving a fit is sing a lot. It's got exactly it actually is. So I know it's a good point. It is. And so Gurdie is like, girl, why is she leaving? Why is she leaving?

And Lars is like, you're leaving like and Marassos like, she's like, well, there's a surprise guest today and I'm not gonna sit with that person. She said that she wished she could slice my head off my body and turn to a bowling ball and send it down to Ali and hope she doesn't even hit a pin with it because she hates it that much. She just wants to send it into the gutter. That's what she said, her words verbatim. Yeah, ask McCall, Alexia, I want to leave. No, no, no, no. And so they leave and Lars is like, oh my God, let's go find out what happened. She just, no, Lars, I'm out.

So Alexia is like, okay, you know what, if they leave, then we can come back. Okay? So we're going to leave. But then if they leave, we'll come back two later. So call us later. Maybe there's going to be more jackets. If later. Maybe there's gonna be more jackets. If there's, there's another present call me. Alexia states her plans, the way I stayed in my plans

when I was like six years old and we, I was like playing with friends in the backyard and we were pretending we're like invading a castle or something. Okay, you go to that tree and I'm gonna attack the guard over here. Like that's the way she talks. She's like, okay, we're gonna go to a club,

but we'll come back if they leave. Okay, start. Oh, so I'm looking up to Spanish word for blank. She's like, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, Papa deo, I just, I don't, I enjoy it like, see it so thoroughly. I just so, so enjoy here. I may not always agree with her and there are times when you're kind of dumb, but like, the conviction that she says

every single thing with is just so amusing to me. Even later on. I'm sure that she's wrong. That's why she's so hilarious. Like, she really is wrong. And this whole season, she's like, I'm a good person now. Look, like, all that stuff that happened to me last year is because I was stressed out, but like now,

like, I'm a good person. And she just can't help herself. It's like the minute she gets the chance, she goes so down and dirty. Right. But then the way she just like, she'll just like, point, but like, does this set up? Does this set up?

What do you, wait, take a guess of what you think was my favorite moment in this entire episode? I don't know. Okay. I'm blo- I'm, like, all will hot. When it comes, I will say it, but it was like I reround and watch it like five times in a row. I think I even recorded it because it made me so happy. I just was like Anyway, did she say, oh, well, you know, oh, you know, Peter. Oh, well, you know, Peter. No, she didn't So anyway, they drive off. And then Larza's like, they're walking in and Larza's like, I wasn't, I'm sorry for my voice is still so jacked up.

But Larza's like, I wasn't ready to slap a hoot.com, I'm not even gonna say it, yet. I'm not gonna laugh, sir. Like, who invited you like, I'm like, not ready, like, slap a Larsa. Like who invited her like, I'm like not ready like slap a whole dot like com like, but like I will. Good one, Larsa. So she's like, I mean, like who is this person?

Like are they finally like, like, I don't even, I don't even know who they are. Nicole and Mars are pretending they haven't watched every episode of this show, it's so silly to me. Well, we don't think they watch this show. Yeah, but to be fair, the issue with Marisol and Anna came from the podcast or from what we can tell, as it's being presented to us.

So I think it's fair that Nicole may know exactly who Anna is, but may not be aware that there is a feud brewing because of Anna went on to a podcast and Nicole would have to know that Anna went on to podcast, I would have to Nicole would have to know that Anna went on to podcast, I would have to know that Marisol heard what was said of the podcast, and Marisol's upset about it.

No, Nicole's talked to Anna because she said, and they show it in this, they show it in this episode, the flashback to the reunion, where she tells Anna's, Andy says, is anybody heard from Anna? And she's like, oh yeah, I've talked to Anna, you know, she's reached out to me and so is Leah Black.

And I mean, I don't, of course, what are you gonna just see Anna at a party because your husband knows her and you guys aren't gonna talk every little detail about real housewives. That's true. I mean, I'm sure Anna definitely expressed that she does not like Marisol. At the very least.

Yeah. I mean, listen, we're not housewives. When we talk to them, have you ever met a housewife that's not like, oh, and here's all the shit that I want to talk about these other housewives? They do it. Literally, a number of times. They talk so much shit about each other.

Yeah, that's the point, you know. But we do not reach, we do not reach, we do not reach confidentiality clauses. So, Anna, don't you? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So now, Anna and Adrianna are writing together. And Adrianna's like, oh, well, you know, it's so good to see you after all this time, which is like just shows how fake this entire thing,

not fake, but like this gesture of friendship is so fake because they have literally nothing each other in 10 years. But now Adriana can weaponize Anna against Alexia, so she's broader to this brunch. You totally. She's like, well, the reason I broader is because of the hypocrisy of Alexia questioning

Lisa's financials. So she's like, she's coming armed with Anna. So then Lisa's back at the party. She's like, I'm not sitting with that person. I haven't spoken to her in 10 years. She has said, he may have seen him. He miss is a him noise.

I have a sport. I had had had any encolms. What? He ends. They're like heinous. Is it him the least? Hannity and Colmes. Hannity and Colmes. They're like, hey, miss. She goes, yeah, don't. Yeah, she said, he knows stuff about me. So then we see a podcast and the host is like, so what do you think of all this that Lisa's going through?

And I was like, oh, what do you know? Like, you know, he meets this Canadian girl in Las Vegas at the Las Vegas pool. And he's probably thinking like, Hey, that's that's the year not to go. All right. It's a marriage. No, she said, she said, he meets this Canadian girl at a Vegas pool and marries her. And they're probably thinking, No, you don't marry her. That's to eat here, not to go. Like, oh my God, you don't take home the Canadian girl in the Vegas pool. Like she's laughing, like she really is. She really is an asshole.

Yeah, she is. So at least it's like, she's just here to serve trouble, and I'm not here for, but I'm coming, I'm here for it. This guy's gonna be good, it's gonna be fucking good. So she says to Nicole, she's like,

so you know where it says, I mean, like I know her, but because she's a client of Anthony's, and I think that sums up Anna pretty well, because this is an Anthony kind of like an ambulance chaser assuming I like so, tons of insurance companies. At least that's what we've been saying. So that's what we've been reading on the internet.

On the internet. Don't, don't, don't, we've just just just watched the internet. It's worldwide, guys. On the net. Founded on the net. Guys, congratulations to us. We're on the biggest network in the world.

The internet. I was on net scape the other day and I was like wait a second, here's a hyperlink, let me follow it and I found out about the Anthony. It took me five minutes for the JPEG to load but while watching those lines come through, fascinating. So, she said a client of Anthony's and Nicole was like, you know, she was doing the thing, we're holding the invisible apple. Like, guys, I didn't even know, I don't even know the history.

And Laura says like, I don't know like either like, and Nicole's Like, guys, I didn't even know, I don't even know the history. And Laura says, I don't know like either, like, and it goes like, yeah, I mean, Laura says it's been around for like over a decade. If she doesn't know what's going on, then like, why the hell should I know what's going on? Like, you don't know what you don't know. Yeah. And Gerdy is like, this is sad that we're all talking about this.

I'm having surgery tomorrow. And you're like, oh, you're a warrior. And Gerdy is like, yes, you're right. Bigger, better, stronger. Trying to change the subject to something, you know. Empowering. You have lifting. And they're like, no, we're gonna drag this lady.

And they're, yeah, well, they're all being, they all stopped for a moment to be nice. Like, you're gonna be great. Everything's gonna be wonderful. And Gurdie's like, oh, by the way, let me introduce you to Joe. This is Russell's sister. And I was like, oh, yeah, you look so much like Russell.

I'm like, yeah, you guys basically like twins. Like it's obvious that it's like, you don't have to say it. It's obviously Russell's sister. And they do a side by side on the screen, which was, you know, cute. But then they on the caption they go, Jill and they go, manly Jill.

I was like, can they like, not, do they really, really poor, so ridiculous. So then Leah, a lot Jill B for Christ's sake. So, Lars is like, so. Right after, by the way, right after Gurdie says, so I'm having surgery tomorrow. Yeah, Gurdie, did you like me? Why like we drove the car like today? Cause like it was for you like, it's crazy.

Like it just feel like it was like for you. Like really, the woman's going into half counter surgery tomorrow. Could we not like try and start a fucking fight with her at the mother's day thing? Not a Honda prop comedy joke. So Gurdie is like, yeah, I saw the joke. And he's like, yeah, well, it wasn't really a joke. It's almost like you were delighted to see how, to see me and how I felt about being in that car. And Gertie is like, I'm kind of shocked. Like Gertie is saying that she shocked the way Lisa took it. You know, like that Gertie is shocked. That Lisa thought the way Gertie suggested getting the car,

that Lisa took such a fence to it. At least like, yeah, why that specific car? Why did you say, she got that specific car? Well, it was a way to say, fuck the phantom, you know, like I don't give a shit if I'm in a Corolla or anything because like, guess what? I'm leaving with my dignity, which you've already kind of lost. And like my safety and like my own environment, like that was it, that was it.

I don't understand why you're like confused about this. Well, what's the least this point here when she says, why that specific car? You're not in a Corolla anyway, you're in the wrong way. Yeah, you're not. So I don't understand this fight I'm just like no no no you were talking about my finances, which were not your business and We see the clip of Gerdy asking like is Jodie supporting you because like you should be standing on your own and all this and

He's like that is not dinner talk and I've never gone around the team last you wait you're that worth is oh wait You're that worth it. And Gertie is like, I didn't start that conversation. You did. You're the one who brings all your business to the table. You bring it to the table, which to be fair, the ladies did initiate this conversation about Lemmy. This is like maybe the one time that Lisa showed up

to the table, not talking about Lemmy. Thanks, Julia, like just stumbling out the gate when they, they all gave Julia the baton, and they all act like they didn't, by the way, but they all said, Julia, why don't you start this because you can get through to her, and then Julia just totally flops, and then they're all scrambling around trying to fix it,

and they just all put their feet in their mouths. And so, Lisa's like, yeah, I don't have to, you know, I didn't have to invite anyone to the romance 360 house, and Julia's like, can I just don't have to, you know, I did not divide anyone to the realm of the 360 house. And Julia was like, can I just explain why I say what I say? And she's like, can I just first tell you before you explain? You said, did you put your kids to bed that night?

You should never question me as a mother. Okay, I will decide when cheat day is and you don't have anything to say about it. And she's like, I never questioned you as a mother, which you did. You know, you were questioning her as a mother, but you guys also weren't wrong, okay? Cause Lady comes.

First of all, it's like a party to celebrate someone else recovering from cancer finally. She's texting everybody during the party about how she just put her kids through this traumatic experience of calling the police on their dad and then shows up at a party. I mean, I'm mostly on Lisa's side, but she's starting to lose me with shit like this. Now, would I love being called a bad mother? No, they didn't technically do that. But the insinuation is like you're slipping, but I don't know. Like they're not terribly wrong either.

Like I know how. Yeah, why can't we question people as mothers? I mean, why can't we do all the time? Like literally why can social services? I think it literally is an organization. I think that's I think that's the fear is that people are especially during divorces. People are very sensitive about.

Yeah, yeah. And be taken away yada y, yada, yada. I think it's a national TV, where they're emotionally or friend and they're kind of sticking out for your husband. I'm like, what? I get that. I think we can ask a question.

I think like, maybe it's not nice to say, you're a bad mother or you should do this or you should do that, but I think we'd be having an inside the director, inside the actor studio moment, but like inside the mother studio moment where you say, so after you called the cops, you know, and then you sent the kids to bed, were you concerned, even though the kids were bad, that maybe they might wake up and be scared and concerned and you wouldn't be there to help a swage

any fears because you decided to go to party. Like, I think you could ask that question Yeah, I mean Look, I asked it. I just asked it. You know what? I asked it. I know I asked the question guy I did I asked the question what they did. I mean she Julia's like well, you know Did you so your kids so where they in bed when he came to the party? So she she did fumble the ball, but I mean I don't know. Well, you know, it's a fumbled ball. God bless.

Everyone will do their own thing in life, I guess. So listen, I have no choice. And Martha's like, Julia, just say you're sorry. Says the woman who literally got mad at someone for telling her about their cancer. I can't with Larsa. Like Larsa, quite down over there. Talking about, just say you're sorry.

When Larsa said, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry you tried to blame me for your cancer like in front of everyone like. I know. And so Lisa, like, don't put this on me. Which she said, I can't say. She goes, don't put that on me.

What did she say? It was something like, oh hell no, you're not gonna make me look stupid with your camps. I mean, Larsa. Yeah, oh yeah. So then basically, Julia's like, no, I wasn't questioning you as a mother. I just was asking your question.

And they're like, okay, everyone's basically like, Julia, you just have to stop. This is not gonna, you can't do this. You know, she's like, but I'm not being malicious. I just want to know. And even Grady is like, pick a bad one, studio. Pick your bad one. No, cause now on the other hand, Julia,

all you need to say is I did not mean to question you about your children, I'm mortified. I'm so sorry it came across like that. That's it. She's like, no, I would not say sorry. Or she could say, by the way, we all were asking this question amongst ourselves. And the group elected me to be the one to ask the question. So now what do you want to say? I mean, I kind of

liked it. She had the guts just to be like, okay, I let me. I'm not sorry. Yeah, she really was like, I'm not a hypocrite. I'm not sorry. I'm not going to say sorry. So that at least now he's just to her. Or she turns out shortly after. But it was I'm not a hypocrite. I'm not sorry, I'm not gonna say sorry. So that at least now he just storms out where she storms out shortly after. But it was actually first Lisa has like a big moment, right? She's like, like, what, why would you say that? You don't even know where your kid goes to school.

Like you have three baby daddies against stopping. Oh, yikes. Okay, well you've just given up the high road. Because until this moment, okay, anybody could take any of you to talk about other people's kids. But then when you go to that and you already know Alexia is still apologizing from last year or for that from last year.

So that was just stupid. But she gets away with that. You know, no one ever really brings that up again. And so she's like, I'm done, I am done. So she goes, I never said that before, and now I said it. So she walks off and Kiki's like, oh my God, all you have to do is say you're wrong and you apologize, which I think you don't have to do that

after someone just said that to you. Well, I think she's given up the right to an apology. Right, everyone just like God, like apologize. So, so Nicole's like, well, the truth is that we all love Lisa. And we have an amazing poet here because there's like one of these, like instant poets, like in the corner typing away of the little hat on. And she's like, well, we have a, we have an amazing poet here. And he's going to write nice poems about Lisa. So everyone give him three words. So they'll give word. We don't even hear the words they give, but they give them words. And Lisa comes back in

and they give Lisa the new poem that the poet wrote, the Biscayne poet wrote. And this is the poem. Lisa, in your superpowers of a boss mom, you are a guiding light, a kindhearted soul, a resilient mama'sita with the funny bone. Thank you for inspiring us. You're amazing. You're fit. You don't have to drive one. If you're smells, they hit.

Then. Wow, they really got Lisa. Wow. Well, we got her. Someone give, well, I sense a new noble laureate because that poem was so deep. So, so thoughtful with its word, use of word. Its wordplay was unparalleled. You know, also he's using a typewriter and wearing like a little hat tilted account. So, but you know what, yay for being able to make a living, I guess, doing poetry. That's pretty good.

So, get out. So then, they finally win Lisa over with this poem, you know, and... It's the most beautiful thing I have ever read in my life. She's like crying. And then the car pulls up and legs come out. And everyone's telling her, and Julie is like, we are doggie Lisa, we are on your side Lisa, listen, even your children who might be awake to be traumatized by that poem. Still, I'm sure they're on your side. So then that Adrienne and Anna walk in, I forget I was Anna or Anna, but they walk in and Anna gives a gift to Nicole and then she goes up to Lisa goes, hi, you know, I never talked to you,

but I'm just like so rooting for you, and I feel horrible about what's happening to you. I'm least like, really? Just, yeah, you know, it's terrible. It's terrible, you know, like when they take something out of its environment, like that Las Vegas pool, must be very, very difficult for you. You must be scared.

You must be scared and trembling right now. What does it like to walk around and not have to carry a tray with drinks on top of it? Okay. Do you feel a little bit like you are a fival in American tale and you just want to be reunited with your family and your safe place? So at least like how can I use? I was ready for a fight, but now it's like she's nice to me. She's like almost nervous And so she's like, okay, well, I'm just gonna break the ice Mary soul and Alexia will not be here because of your presence And she's oh my god, and no idea why like last time we were in a room together There was no problem and if we see a clip of Lisa being like, oh look at you in the three musketeers I'm like that 10 years, 2013.

So, um, and Andrew, I was like, well, I have a question. Why did they run? Why did they run? And I was like, you know, I never, I never crossed a line with either one of them. Oh, okay. And I was like, I have no idea. What would anybody be mad at me?

And Julia says, Mary saw a said she was disturbed by the fact that she said he wanted her dead. She's like, I didn't say I wanted her dead. My daughter calls her the rotten corpse, but I didn't say I wanted her dead. You know, there's nothing I can do about that. She's 30 years old and if they legitimately have a problem with me, why not confront me? By the way, I just wanted to pull a quote from my daughter. She's a rotten corpse and she's dead on the inside

and she looks like she has maggots calling around her body. That was my daughter, wasn't me. I just brought up that quote just for the fun of it. Ratton corpse, that's what a Roma 360 said. My smell was like. Ratton corpse. So Anna's like, listen, there's nothing I can do. She's 30 years old.

Like if they have a problem with that, they should just call me about it. So Lisa walks off and she calls Alexia. She's like, you gotta come here right now. Yeah. And so, and then Larissa's like, Adriana, why don't you tell us why you were bringing her if you knew that it was gonna be a problem?

And she was like, well, because you're not the hostess, are you? And she's like, yeah, but I'm not saying I'm the hostess. Like, what is that the answer? The answer is you're not the fucking hostess, so I don't have to tell you anything. So you're like, oh no, here we go. So then outside, Lisa's just like, get over here. Mary Saul tells us, she went on up, oh no,

she's yelling through the phone. She went on a podcast and said, my my husband is gang. I mean, what she wanted to make me cry. I was like, so shut it down. Come on. Lots of now you're going to help you. She goes, all right. Okay, girl. All right, Lisa. Thanks Lisa. You know that they're literally like, well, I guess Anthony saw them, but I just could picture them under an awning like two blocks down with a bottle of Tito's and their purse, you know my yep When do we go back? Yeah exactly So then Kiki's like Adriana if someone if you're someone and someone doesn't and someone doesn't get along with you

And you wouldn't be happy for them to bring someone who doesn't get along with you and the agent was like it doesn't matter She's like it does matter and leave okay. I will get up and fucking leave you think I'm scared to leave bitch, please Kiki I love when Kiki gets some furious and she's like I'm not afraid to leave watch me leave I'm then she can't believe but doesn't really leave She storms out she storms out and Nicole is like oh my god like how many people are gonna storm out of here today And then we see a montage. It's been like, already five people storming out of the party. Hmm, storm out counter, four, four.

So it doesn't really matter. There's like a million of them. So Adriana's like, you weren't even there, Larsa, okay? You weren't LA for 10 years kissing Kardashian. Ah, so shut up. And she was like, oh yeah? And whoever you like in the trash bag. Where were you in the trash

Wherever you in the trash such a large I come back. Welcome to the internet to slap a hoe calm in the trash and the post just typing in the background so now Alexia and Marisol pull up in the Ferrari their back and And then Lisa's accusing and of having an agenda. And Alexia, they get another car and they see Chi coming down the valley. And like, what are you doing here? He's like, it's not fair. You know, I was just in there and they were going off like, oh, they left because they're hiding something. And Adriana is trifling for doing this. So like, oh, but I'm not, I'm going to go up because nobody's going to like take me out of a party, except for me when I go up because I'm defending Marisol because I was defending you so much

You know, I defended you just you know, you saw I defended you that poor jacket sir So Mary's so I was like we went we had a lot of cocktails and then bro was like we're going back No one's gonna make us leave a party So then we came back and that's what we're doing here So now they all walked back in, Kiki too, and it looks like, hi. Okay, like I know you guys were missing us so we had to come back and like,

I know there's no party without us, you know, unlike Hannah, who's with that party. She's like anti-party. She's like, you know, what's the opposite of party city? Like, quiet room, suburb, that's what she is. So of course, like a little bit of the air's Anna Anna and Mary soll is saying, I don't even know her. I've been seeing her in 10 years. And so Alex is, oh, yeah, well, we were in the other place and we saw Anthony and I was like,

you know, what I'm like so upset because someone was going to be there at that trash, the group. So I'm going to say that right now. And it's like, who did I trash exactly? Oh, you also, you haven't Oh, so you haven't spoken badly? You haven't spoken badly about us? And she's like, mm-hmm, nope. What, go ahead and tell me about what I said about each and every person here.

Actually, you know what, just start with one. Just go ahead. And Alexi's doing that thing where she's nodding, and she's like pointing, but she has no idea what comes next. She's like, yeah, that was supposed to be the end. Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to, what you think you're better than us? What did you say?

Did she say she's better than us? How many lies have you spoken? Not very nice things about, you know, about how like you were so above us. How about that? How many times have you said that? Not very nice things. And I'm like, yeah, you hate me so much.

You said, and you wish I was dead. Mm. She's like never said that. Okay, my daughter did say you were like a riding corpse, but I didn't say I wish you were dead. She's like, here's where my husband is gay. And we see a clip of her saying poor guy. Some people say he's gay, I have no idea,

but that's not a real marriage. I don't realize, those are lies. Listen, when Steve and I sit back and watch a Judy Garland ranch respective, there's no one happier than the two of us because we're in love in that moment. So Nicole's like, like, um, well, she's been here and she hasn't said anything bad about you guys. Not a single bad thing.

I'm like, well, that's because Anna's been able to say, like, three words the entire time. Yeah. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Yeah. So Alexi is like, okay, then what is your purpose? And it says, well, I've been friends with Anthony for a long time. So naturally, I met his wife's mother's day celebration. Like what?

Like why would not be? And Alexi says, oh really? Because she says she doesn't even know you. And now Nicole's like, wait a minute. I never said I didn't know her. Do not put words in my mouth. And Alexi's like, Mary, so back me up. Remember how I stood up for you?

So she's like, oh my God, you said you're not your friend. You couldn't even remember her name, remember Nicole. And two hours earlier we see Nicole try to say a keynote has and work, you know, I don't know how to say it. So Nicole's like, no, I'm just confused about our last name. It's just like I say Lisa Hawks' theme instead of like Hawks' style or like whatever, ashtag, you see Lisa's face.

Like, she was like, I'm just like, I feel like I should be mad. Do I make this about me right now? Do I, is this my moment? I'm reaching, she's like, I'm like, dare you. I feel like I should be mad. Do I make this about me right now? Do I, does this my moment? I'm not sure. She was back in the slip like she was about to start sobbing and screaming.

And then it just went away. She was like, How do I say my last name? Is it Hawks Stone? I don't know. She's like, I'm sorry. So then Nicole's like,

I never said I didn't know her. Okay, like I acknowledge that I knew her in New York. So then we see the clip of her saying that she's, that Leah and Anna have reached out to her. So Nicole's like, listen, I don't know what happened 10 years ago. Okay. But she's been nothing but nice to me.

And if, Lexi, if you stop your anger for two minutes and she's, oh, really? Well, your mother calls you mean. And that's why she's not here right now. So Spanish bling, Spanish bling. And it goes like, do not talk about my mom. This is going to get really, this is gonna get really nasty, really quick, unless you shut the fuck up. And like, see, yeah, your mom says her meme. That's why she's not even here on Mother's Day. Lexi was like, Lexi's just throwing shit at the walls and she realizes she hit with this one. So now she's gonna just like ride this one out.

Oh. So she's like, you're throwing digs at me? Well, I'm not gonna allow it, okay? Because if you're gonna scream, like you can't scream louder than me. Because you're not that nice, Nicole. You're not that nice to quote, so stop.

Now, I think in general, Alexia and Mary is so terrible, but I do agree with him on this. I think Nicole's big in a Sinek like, what? I had no idea. Anna doesn't like people here crazy. I think Nicole knows that Anna and Alexia and Marisol

don't get along, but I don't think she really knows like about it's because of the podcast thing. I think she just knows that there's friction. So Alexia is, then now they're all over talking each other and yelling at each other. And so they start putting them in different shots up on the screen and it just becomes like a whole disco ball of everybody yelling and screaming at each other. And Gertie Leam's, I'm screwed.

He's like, I have my surgery tomorrow. This is like, I need to call it a day. So she leads with Jill. And then Anna's like, is like, I need to call it a day. So she leaves with Jill. And then Anna's like, you know, I've said everything I need to say. And then Anna leaves. I was like, okay, well, she said literally nothing. So I think you got to.

Oh, man, this was like a huge build up to do nothing. Come on. This is like your moment. You could have like, you could have done something here. So she leaves. And then Alexis will just go in office. She's like, Nicole, you proved all this. Nicole, you could have done something here. So she leaves and then Alexis will just go in office. She's like, Nicole, you proved all this. Nicole, you proved all this.

She's like, but she didn't come here to drop a fucking bomb. I didn't know about the bomb. And Adriana is like, you know, by bringing her Anna, I intended to bring some clarity to obscure, you know, to some obscure issues. However, this became World War three and that was not my intention. But it's kind of okay. And he's like, oh my god, look, the poet is still doing his thing. And the poet's like, um, well, this party has gone to hell.

Anna tried and she has failed. And of course, Lars, of course, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, and of course, Larsa, of course, Larsa is like, I love you guys, but I miss my boyfriend, I gotta go. I miss my kiss. So then this show, because it's this show, goes from like, hilarity, craziness, and ladies screaming and yelling and making us crack up to a very sad touching scene of Gertie going

into the hospital for cancer surgery. Yeah, so this is basically, she checks in and out and everything and then she rustles with her and she calls her mom and just like having her dad pray for her and then tells her mom, like I love you and her mom's like crying saying I love you back that makes Gertie sob and then rust, like, sort of just reassuring her. It was like so sweet and the nurse is also a cancer survivor.

So she's giving her some support. It was actually a really beautiful emotional scene. I was like, hmm, Russell's so good. I know, so sad. So then we go to another sad thing. Larsa, making Marcus eat small croissants. She's like, I made you like baby croissants because like I know you like the bigger ones. I mean, it's like, that was pretty good. Thanks so much for listening to this podcast of It's Us eating croissants

on iHeart Radio. Starting, oh no, I think it's to it from the top because we have to all say you don't like. Okay. Well, I'll do I'll do markets because I can't do large civilized. Okay. Okay. Like, okay. You like to like, okay, like so we're going to like start now. Okay. Podcast.

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With her hairdresser, Danny, who is a big business fan. I love this. She's like, I know, I got that. And we need to pick different clothes. I like, what about this one? And he goes, looks like a blood clot. I was like, I was Danny knows, Danny knows. The classic film quote.

Is this how we come to the office you look like a blood cloud And then we go back to the hospital and Russell like Gerdy's still in surgery in his face I mean the coal and saying that she's not out yet and Nicole's like you know Just keep me posted and then we we land on Julia cleaning Zoro her dog and Zoro does the big dog thing when dogs get wet. They shake off the water and it gets all over Julia. An angel and I was like, don't come near me, et cetera. So they start talking about this Mother's Day party. And Julia's like, well, the after party was out of control.

And then it shows Julia kissing Kiki and then like kissing Lisa, being like, we actually she holds her face. We are on your team. Really? I'm on your team. Really? Yeah. And Lisa goes, uh, you trying to fuck me. I've always wanted to have sex in a hamdah. So, uh, Julia's like, well, you got their lady,

Daryana and she's like, oh, yeah, tell me everything that happened before I entered the room So she says how Alexis are the place cards and saw the name Anna and then you know They realized who it was and they threw a tantrum and Marisol basically stormed out. Oh my god So they're running away like Bonnie and Clyde all like all the police is here. Oh to me that was the vibe They're running and she's, well, that's understandable. Like we all have things we don't want people to know about us.

And there's people I don't want to sit at Mother's Day brunch with. But there's another question. Why is Anna there? Who invited her? Because you know about this confrontation coming, right? And she's like, she was there because she wanted to put things in the clear. And Julie's like, okay, right, right? And she's like, um, she was there because she wanted to put things in the clear.

And Julie is like, okay, right, right. She goes, but listen, like, my rule is your best friend is to tell you what I see. And that was supposed to be a beautiful lunch that you kind of ruined. Right. You, you was like, it doesn't make, you were not making it a peaceful lunch or bring more conflict. Angel, it's like, oh, so you're coming at me, like, why did you do that? Like, you're acting like them right now. And that's when you know Adriana's lot. Like, like, Julia's made a good point because Adriana does not want to accept it. So Julia's like, no, because I'm here

in the middle watching. And like, I feel like we shouldn't be discussing Alexia's situation in front of everyone. You know, she's our friend and I'm getting to know her and I like her. And then Adriana's face gets so angry. And you're like, she's that. You are devil, devil, devil, get right friend and I'm getting to know her and I like her and then each round on the face gets so angry. Any internet she's that. You are devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil,

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Pick up better horse. Yeah, and also you know the way that you have to introduce the horse to the group is that you have next, you have a little dinner and you invite Anna and there's like three people there and then Anna will share what she knows and the women will talk about it and then it gets back to Alexia and like I can't believe she's saying this and then there has to be a party where it gets confronted but you can't just bring Anna back after 10 years and just plopper down the middle of a party and expect her just to go. You got to like layer in the intrigue.

Or even if you're gonna do it, then if you are gonna do it that way, tell Nicole not to put everybody's names on the menus and then have Anna show up. And now we're after everybody else. Come on. That too. So then Anthony and Nicole have a scene

of looking at every room of their gorgeous new Zillion dollar home and Talk about how much he loves to be modeled and blah blah blah. Oh, and they're just like they work so well together because She just gets overwhelmed with all the decisions so then he will sit down to three options for everything and then that way They really like he sees big picture and then she comes and lay on the process guys. It's just a match made in heaven It's so nice not to have to make decisions around Anthony Like, she sees big picture and then she comes and lay on the process. Guys, it's just a match made in heaven. It's so nice not to have to make decisions around Anthony. So they start talking about the vibes off here for me this year with these two. So then we intercut with Alexia and Frankie and their kitchen because Mary Saul comes over and they they're gonna talk about the mother's day slaughter.

So like, it comes over, I'm sorry, Mary's soul comes over, they're opening up a champagne to celebrate and there's like a lot of like hugs, like, hi, Frankie, and he's like, oh my God, you look beautiful. There's a lot of like hugging. And like, oh my God, I can't believe like, we're actually like, we survived.

I can't believe, I look, we're like matching. We're like wearing the same mesh, we're matching. And the entire time the dog is barking and barking and barking. And like, it's like, I mean, it's like crazy. Like, we have the same thing. And like, we both got, we both were so angry and it's like, shh, shh, shh, shh. I cracked up.

That was my favorite moment when Alexia shushed her dog. And the way she was just like, oh my god, I love it. We're both, like, she was like so happy. Like, we're both wearing mesh tops. And this is like crazy. Like, we both like, oh my god, I love it. We're both like, she was like so happy. We're both wearing match tops and this is like crazy. We're both like, can you believe Anna? Like, shhh, the way she had that like red like that dog going to rage. And you're like, shut the fuck up dog. I'm trying to have a scene right now. Oh, I don't stand out to me because that's my life. I'd say, I probably didn't stand out to you because like, you have a dog.

But to me, I just love the way she just went from happy to be like, shut the fuck up. No, yeah, it's like mom, it's like mom rage, you know, it's similar to where, it's like you're young and your mom's like, oh my God, so good to meet you. So you just move down the street. Oh my God, you got to shut the fuck up right now. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, I die.

You can come over whenever you need it. Just Alexia, shushing the dog. Just the way that she does it. They can, again, the conviction which she shushes the dog. You have to be quiet. You don't even know how lucky you are to me in this house right now. So then back to Nicole and Anthony, Nicole's like,

oh my God, so like they ran from the lunch. And he goes, yeah, well, I had lunch with a client and I ran into them. Mary's soul just keeps showing up at places and I'm having lunch at. Yes, that's true. Pretty weird aiming her iPhone at me, but I'm sure it was just casual.

And so yeah, and it goes like, yeah, the lunch didn't even have a chance to start. Alexia was like, you don't know what she's done to us and I'm like, no, I don't know what you, she's done to you guys because no one's ever talked about it. It was, it wasn't around, it was like, I wasn't around 10 years ago. I still don't understand the problem between them, but I've never seen Alexian Marisol so flustered. So still, Nicole has not really asked anybody or Googled to find out what the problem was.

I don't, I'm just sorry. To be fair fair is there like a huge Google history on like Marisol and Anna having a feud? Well the podcast I mean all you have to do is Google the fight and the podcast comes up. I mean it's a big podcast you know. So um Maris I mean I would guess I'm saying that like all you have to do I haven't but if I was in the you know show I probably would Google it or I guess all you have to do. I haven't, but if I was in the show, I probably would Google it, or I guess you would have to really care. Good, the coldest doesn't probably. So let's see, so then back to Mary's soul,

she's like, oh my God, like it's the law, she pretended she didn't know who Anna was. When she said multiple times, I talked to Anna, but I'm not gonna repeat any of those things unless I approve, et cetera, et cetera. So we see a clip of the reunion again, and Alexia's like, this is Alexia the detective. I love when Alexia's like, oh, hold on. Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du happen. First thing is Mother's Day brunch and her mother wasn't there. That's my first red flag

because she didn't want her mother around when everybody's fighting. Their boom. Mystery soft. Thanks for watching the news. I mean, you think her mother wasn't there because she knew that this was going to blow up. So this is watching them spin their own conspiracy theory as hilarious. Alex is like 100% marathon and she didn't want her mom to be part of this at all. And then they're like kind of confessional together and say that they just want Nicole to admit that she was behind this all. Mui menti rosa, Mui menti rosa. So Nicole is like, you know, I feel bad because Gertie had her surgery, you know, she I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. Should we get her an airplane? No, I was thinking like flowers. So this is so sweet too. So Gerdy gets her surgery and we see her coming home and just her family loving her and giving her gifts and her just crying and telling them, I'm okay, I'm okay. It was lovely and her kids put out like all these little cards and stuff and Gerdy was saying that like, shoes obviously have to see her sons and stuff but she's like she loved

the trinkets that they did in the drawings and the little gate arrays remind me of when I was a kid like that's the sort of stuff I would like for Mother's Day I would find some sort of dollar trinket and like be like here it's a pencil sharpener you know and like you that's all you really know what to do and so that reminded me of that. And it just was so sweet. And now she has to find out, you know, if her margins are clear, if her lymph nodes are negative, and Gurdie is just like afraid that she's gonna need to chemo,

she's hoping that she can just stick with radiation. And it just sort of ends on this really lovely scene. And again, Russell's just being such a wonderful supportive husband. I just love the way he kind of just like hugs and kisses her. Like this just really just so sweet. I hope like, I hope it doesn't become one of these situations where next season's like, Russ will cheat it.

But it was very lovely. And. No. No, I don't think we're- I would be shocked. Most of the husbands on this show, I would, these shows in general, Real Housewives in general,

I'm not really shocked by anything I would be shocked by that. I'd be shocked by that. Yeah, that's a huge issue. But it's all very lovely. And then what I was also delighted by, I'm not sure if this is the first time, but it was the first time I noticed that then when we go to the preview for next week,

Kiki says next time on the real housewives of Miami, and I was like, wow, they gave Kiki the next time on the real housewives of Miami line. I always love that. I don't know why Kiki's not a full-time cast member, but maybe it's for the best. Maybe like Kiki's role really is more just like side character. Maybe her full-time life is not as compelling. side character, maybe her full-time life is not as compelling. Um, I don't know who knows, but whatever formula they're sticking with right now is working. I know, the show is so good. I feel like this show has just been like, Salt Lake City has been so on fire that it really has just sort of made the other show seem maybe less on fire, but the truth is, this show has been totally on fire. It just, it's, you know, I just feel like I'm just distracted

by Salt Lake City at all times, but I feel like people should be giving this show its due, and I feel like people do give it its due, but like Bravo has moved it late in the evening, putting Girl's Trip after Beverly Hills, and I don't think that's the right thing to do. I think that like a fresh episode of Miami deserves to have a spot behind Beverly Hills.

And then you put Girl's Trip after that because the Girl's Trip episode is already old by the time it gets on to Bravo. Oh, is that what they did last night? I thought Beverly Hills was right before this last night. Maybe they switched it back last night, but the past few weeks it was like that. They're just trying to obviously get eyeballs on, Girl's Trip, which I understand, but like, let's- To the detriment. Let's make sure my amy gets the love that it deserves

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