Watch What Crappens - #2285 RHOP Dragging It Out

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac are spending their fifth month in Austin on tonight's celebration of drag and dragging. Robyn and Candiace try to make us care about yet another round of their arguing, Karen gets paintings done of her iconic fence self, and Juan is still choosing "laundry" over supporting his wife. For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live From The Palace Theater in Los Angeles Feb 17th, visit watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Just kidding, Austin, I love you. Tell me everything that's going on in your life and your soul, your heart and your personal and your life's on. Come on, Ben. Oh my God, I'm full of all of it. I'm just so excited. I'm happy and a nice lovely weekend.

And I'm really excited about today because we have announced on our social media and also right here, right now, the Golden Crappies. Info about the Golden Crappies, okay, the 2024 Golden Crappies ceremony is going to take place in Los Angeles at the Palace Theater on February 7th. It's going to be an amazing time. We celebrate the best and the worst of Bravo. We've been doing this for years and years and years. We always have a great time.

Tickets are gonna go on sale on Wednesday at 10am local. So keep an eye out for that ticket link, but if you don't wanna wait, because tickets are limited, okay? If you don't wanna wait, we are having a Patreon pre-sale, that's already pre-sailing, okay? If you are a Patreon member, you have access to our exclusive pre-sale,

and that pre-sale is gonna go until Tuesday, January 9th, until 10 PM, and then after 10 PM, you would then have to wait to the next morning for the general on sale. So we really hope you guys all come, like there's honestly nothing like the crappies crowd. You guys always bring it even last year during the quote unquote blizzard where it was crazy rain. And it was difficult for people to come. People showed up and they were loud and rowdy and fun.

We had a great time and we just hope to just like top it this year. Yes. So join us for that. We are so excited to do that. We're preparing for and cracking up. Follow our Instagram because we have a bunch of posts asking your all's opinions on nominations. What you guys think was the best of the year

or stuff like that. Guys, this is like America, you shape it. So join us for all of that. Thanks to everybody coming up for crappy hour. Always have a good time. That's Monday, every other Monday, 5.30 PM, Pacific time. Hey Ben, who cares, I mean, not who cares. We care, always have a good time. That's Monday, every other Monday, 5.30 PM, Pacific time. Hey Ben, who cares, I mean, I'm not who cares,

we care obviously, we do it. But the crappy awards, is this our 13th annual Golden Crappies? Or is it our 12th? Because we're about to, we're in year 13 now, right? We just turned 13. I think this is the 13th one. I have to do some research. I have to do some some research the golden crappies is like a teenager you guys It is like our golden crappies having a bar mitzvah

I'm sure there's gonna be if there's golden crappies with a literal child We would be bar mitzvying our fucking or bot mitzvying or you know or bane mitzvying But hey, yeah, whatever are child right now It is actually wild to think that. Like we have a, we have a tween podcast. Like this is, it is, it is wild. But we have actually been doing it. I think we did the crappies are very first year

of doing this show. We used to do the crappies just, you know, on the podcast. And then I think it was about, I think this is our fifth or sixth live in person crappies, right? We did two at the improv, one downtown LA, one in New York City, last year was at the will turn. Yeah, there's our sixth one.

They're so fun. I can't wait, I'm really excited. Me as well. Okay, everybody, guess what? We're also very excited. Wow, Potomac, guys. What are you still doing in Austin? Get the fuck out of Austin already.

How are we spending week 20 in Austin? How many weeks have we been in Austin? I'll real housewives of Potomac. You guys, you should have landed, gone to your hotel and gotten a new hotel. I can't believe every scene is still construction noise on this show. Every fucking scene, have some respect for your cast.

What are you guys doing on this show? What are you doing? Is anybody at work? Yeah, yeah. The last episode in this episode could have been consolidated. We could have cut out the canoe party and everything like that. The painting today, that was amusing, but like, you know, let's get it together, okay?

Come on, come on producers, you, you know, you got too good of a cast to be doing them dirty like this because, you know, this show should be way more entertaining than it is, I'm sorry, but it really should be. Well, it usually is, and everyone's a lot to have kind of a slow year, you know what I mean. But I just hope that they realize that and change because the your favorite show,

Potomac, you always have been our funniest show. Please come back, come back. Potomac to us. In the meantime, we've got some good old stale Robin versus Candice fights that I think we're probably all pretty much done with. And here we are in Austin at the VAMSant Hotel, where there's construction going on literally at the bar. Because that's all you hear for the next scene. Let's get into it, shall we? Yeah, let's get into it. So Ashley and Jacelle, they're in their hotel room and they're setting up for a painting day.

They're going to paint Karen, which is funny because the last episode, they were supposed to be painting vaginas. And I'm wondering, was it just gonna be like two days of painting on the show, or is it just that they decided, hey, we already bought these easels and this paint, so we need to use it. So they're like, we are determined to make sure these canvases get some screen time.

So they're setting that up. Uh, why try and come up with a new idea? You know, it's like, let's just say we did this. We've already got the setup from yesterday. Let's just do it again. So they're going to draw Karen today instead of just vaginas. And well, not just vaginas. You know what I mean? So, it just all saying,

Karen and I have been through a lot, but I love me. Some good old crazy Karen Hueger. And then we see a flashback to gosh, the first season. We're both Karen and Jiselle, just so crazy. I mean, wow, the year with the years do, I'm not even me with age, I just mean with like, styling wigs, bangs. Wow.

Bangs mainly. As in, Karen had none and and Dozel had a very significant bang situation going on. I nearly had forgotten. So we see you through the years. And then over at the pool, Karen and Candison Wendy are sitting at the bar, but Robin and Nekka and Mia are at the hot tub.

And they're ordering, the bar ladies are ordering, and they're going to get, instead of a my tie, they're getting a my guy. So that's happening. And then there's the sound of a crane in the background. And then Karen is like, well, I would like a Stella. Stella and it can last please because I don't suck cans. I don't suck, I don't suck a lot either, but I don't suck cans. You know why? Because cans are 90% chicken and that's a dirty bed, dirty bed and a dirty can.

Can you do the bad can away from me? camsaws, 90% chicken and that's a dirty bird, dirty bird and a dirty can. Can you do the bird can away from me? I mean, there are so many sound effects. I think they're just trolling us at this point. I don't even know that some of those are construction. I'm like, are those people tap dancing? Are you literally putting the sound of somebody doing a time step? I know, right? So, um, uh, so then yeah, I can Karen just talked about how her mouth has been retired for years now. And she said, you see how good my cheeks look? And then we see a flashback of her saying that she retired her mouth. I was like, oh, okay, so this is a bad sign that they, like, what if she said, I don't understand the need in a show when you say, well, I've retired my mouth.

I retired my mouth years ago. And then we see a flashback from three years ago, her saying, I retired my mouth. I don't know if I need that flashback. I'm like, this is how you know they're stretching the content. So Mia and Robin and that guy think are all on the pool, right? So what you said, so they're all on the pool and me and I guess, oh, we're scaring them. And Robin's like, oh, they're over there. They're sitting right at the bar right past the crane

I mean it's like oh my god if she's here Okay, well I guess we'll just see her later. I didn't need that either I know they're made it sound like there's gonna be a rivalry and it was just like oh they They just they saw them at the bar. So I, Ashley and Jacella are still setting up and Ashley's asking, like, you know, have you ever played quarters before? And that she says that her mom taught her quarters and then this actually leads to conversation about the mom

and Jacella's like, your mother, is she still with the guy? Yaaah! And Ashley's like, yes. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, so they talk about the mom. This is something loser user of a man. And Ashley's like, you know, my mom has definitely influenced

how I've gone about my own romantic relationships. You know, I just wanted somebody who's reliable, you know? Which is, you know, Michael, who, I don't know the Michael, I don't know that a man like three times or age with watery eyes like an old dog is necessarily what I'd consider reliable, you know. Sheila's partner really must be terrible because, you know, it's like we hear that expression a lot like, oh, that's so-and-so, turn me gay, right? Like, it was such a bad relationship I turned gay. But this is someone who turned someone

into wanting to sleep with Michael. Like, that is bad. So you have to really take a look at yourself in the mirror. Yeah, but, you know, Ashley's telling us she's nothing like her mom because she wanted somebody reliable and also she has chosen her own happiness by not staying with Michael.

You were still married to Michael. Hi. Just a reminder, Ashley is still currently married to Michael. So even though she lives in a house, that's like basically on the beach. So kind of beach. So then back at the bar, they're talking about how they're going to be painting, Candace talking about painting. And Candace says, I don't remember her saying this, but she goes,

I do not want to have my vagina out with all these white people. I guess because she was afraid to be painting vaginas upstairs. She's like, are they really going to push this vagina agenda on us again the second day? And Karen's like, I don't want to envision any of your vaginas. I've never seen one of your vaginas. I don't need to start seeing your vaginas dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. Here's what I don't want.

Chickens, cans, and vaginas. All right, are we, are we clear? Are we up to date? Okay. So then Candice asks Karen if she Wax if she waxes and Karen's like, oh, I'm gonna fuck you up. Absolutely. I have tons of hair down there to wax. I have to wax a lot of hair. They're really going for it this episode. Yeah. It's a, you know, I love embracing 2024 with these images. And so, and then Wendy Chimes and it says,

because now they're talking about how hairy they are, and Wendy says that she has eyebrows that go to her hairline and sideburns too, which I personally would like to say. I would like Wendy to give us an unshaven moment because I've never seen eyebrows that go to a hairline before. Well, I'm Levin Eves. So I'm like, yes, hey, hugs. So let's see, what else are they talking about? Sideburns. And then Candace has a unibrow and a mustache. She's talking about. So then over on my hot tub, Robyn's like, wow, so good. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom,'s like, I mean, I guess I'm having a good time. I mean, there was a moment that I was like, that's so weird. And Neckah says, what was that moment that

it was so weird? And she's like, well, you know, when we came back from our walk, but then I walked into what I thought was a nice pool day. And then that guy lifted the ceiling on top of that other building over there. Wow, Chase, you're doing great. Yeah, me. I was like, yeah, I mean, the ass ring was like, we went to this distillery and she like, you know, when you did open up about like being like this was all very triggering because like being Nigerian and you were using the connotation of a shrine in a negative way

and we see a flashback of Wendy talking about how there's like positive shrines and Catholic shrines and everything and that cause like, this is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life. Like I've never heard anything like that. Like suddenly, first there's like, there is no shrine and then like, my mom didn't say this,

but then all of a sudden they're positive shrines. Like when you're just trying to find a way out, that's what I think. And in case I ever do reveal more than I already have, revealed like, should you better watch out? Yeah, I'm kind of tired of this, like coming for someone's mom about, I mean, you're right about that.

You're right about that. It's just trying things. I don't know, for some reason I really like Neckah, but the shrine thing is now like, it's gone on too long. I don't like Neckah. I don't like Neckah. I officially don't like Neckah.

The last episode, I thought the shrine thing was funny, but I think I already said this last episode, but you're on Potomac and you're not funny. So you have to go. She didn't say, this is another episode, I got no last from Neck-O, so I say bye. So Neck-O is like, you know, it's just a weird situation for me. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like just putting it aside because I'm like, okay, but like, I'm willing to talk talk, but like I don't have anything to gust her. I mean, really I don't, which, you know, is not true. And Robin says, well you know, when people are going through something

they try to bring, they try to bring it back to themselves, you know, like when she's like, well my family members are being attacked, and I'm like, no, but my family members are being attacked. I'm like, no, but my family members are being attacked. I'm like, you literally just brought it to yourself. Like, you had nothing to do with this is about Nekka and Wendy and the Strines. Now, you've made it about you and your family being attacked, like in the clunkiest way

possible. Right. So then Wendy, we cut back to the pool bar and Wendy is saying, I know it's your birthday and I feel weird that I've not told you this, but guys, my mom. It's a hospital now. She had to get into mosque. Is it in Damascus? How would you call it?

She needed to get a lot of sound like she said. Well, what she was describing was like and I was able to say it perfectly fine before I started talking about Bravo and I lost 45% of my brain cells. But what was funny is, well, what is like, she was feeling not right. And so they had to put a center camera down, but what's funny is that Karen and Candace both go,

laparoscopic, which it wasn't, which is fine, but it's just funny the way they both were like laparoscopic. I was like really excited to use it. But I don't even know what it was, but I started cracking up. And I'm not listening. I know that whenever anybody's mom goes to the hospital, I mean, you know, I get it,

but it just comes out and nowhere where Wendy's like, the reason that all of this is affecting me is because my mother went to the hospital and they play a cliff of her going, mom, mom, when are you gonna be able to call me? And she's like, the procedure's gonna take 10 minutes. I know. Trolling Wendy on here at the editors.

Yeah, I mean, well, I think we even found out what it even was. But it was a 10 minute procedure. She said she had extreme pain But she doesn't know what it is. So they're gonna do something like they take a camera and they put it down Yeah, they say laparoscopic and she's like have I haven't heard back? Yeah, so but that was like a few days ago. I thought I don't know so Candice is say when we have actually found a tiny man in a tiny car with a square shaped velvet hatch. It's like a Shryna, wait a minute.

So Candace is like, you know, with what when, no, I appreciate that, you know, I love a good pun. So Candace is like, well, you know, with everything that Wendy's dealing with, with her mom, it's upsetting. But that is separate from NECA and her attacks about the shrine. I don't think it's fair to complete the two, which I was surprised.

I was surprised that Candace was like, yeah, that's, that's, you know, it's upsetting that your mom is in the hospital for some sort of thing. But no, you're not off the hook. Right. So Wendy's like, I'm just gonna get through it. So then they give Karen a plastic cup, and she's like, I guess all of a plastic on my birthday.

A triple 20s pastage. So now everyone arrives and asks you sweet for the painting party. And Rob is like, oh my God, are we billion of us? Ashes like, no, it's not vagina's. And so they seat Karen down in this furry chair and she does like, well, it's queen gay for the birthday. Would you like a drink?

Gay. I know they're gonna paint Karen, okay? Everybody paint their best Karen, basically. So Karen gives a speech. She's like, no, everybody knows. I wanna get along. I know they're gonna paint Karen, okay? Everybody paint their best Karen basically. So Karen gives a speech like no, everybody knows I want to get along. It's like, okay be quiet so they're all gonna paint her and Then we get a flashback to everybody not being friends Candice and Robin arguing in the car and

Just argument you're both wrong. Just both of you. I say you're fucking sorry already. Okay, right. I can't even remember the origin of what this beef was about. I'd know it was at the reunion, Candace was mad at Jezel, and Robin was like, hey, settle down. Was that basically the problem? No, because Jezel was accusing Candace's husband of being inappropriate in the hotel room and making her uncomfortable.

And Robin, the whole season had been pretending she was going against Jacelle to be friends with Candice and disagreeing with Jacelle. But the whole time it looked like she was just doing that because she knew that her own husband was cheating. And then she didn't share that on the show. Instead, she only shared it on her podcast and then tried to make people go to Patreon for it. So then Candice went on this PR, you know, PR will win whatever. She went on a few podcasts and was saying that Robin is a fraud. Yeah. So in other words, this is a real flimsy feud who asked me. It's a really old, it's very last season. And Candice should be fighting with Giselle,

but Robin keeps bringing up how offended she is about the whole thing. And both of you are right, both of you are wrong. Also, everyone's tired of, I think, both sides of this. Yeah. So painting, everyone's painting, okay? And now it's time to start revealing the paintings. So Ashley goes first and she is doing Gucci belt Karen

because it's her painting is a version of Karen when she had the big hair and the camo and a Gucci belt. So that was the first painting. Yeah, they all do their wacky versions. But then it comes to be Robyn's turn and she's like, Karen, I'm going to paint you as the only thing that you care about. And she turns around the painting and it is her Twitter blue check mark that is priced to $11 a month.

And Karen's like, oh, so Karen bows down to her because she's finally got me, I didn't even know I'd hate for that. You know, if it weren't for you, I would never have known that the service I was paying for was actually a service I was paying for. Thank you. Thank you so much. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending, but the worst part is, if they step out of line or fall in love with the wrong person, it changes the course of history.

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I'm at a quarter of the pies on a fence and I say why is there a pie on my head? I am a fan Did somebody put that pie out of can well it just pies ruined So yeah, and they're making her drink out of cans They're making her drink out of plastic the They're making her drink out of plastic. The woman just wants a decent triple 20. Can we try? I know. It's really a shame that her birthday

always lands in the middle of a Potomac filming because she just always has the shittiest birthdays as a result. So yeah, instead of a birthday cake, she has this pie and gazelles. So this whole pie, any of this has to go into the freezer, a rock, like no, no, no, no, no. Freezer, no freeze ready more.

We've all talked, we talked about everything. All the pie is on the table and ready to go! So, Jizzelle then starts reflecting and saying that she and Karen are always going to be Karen and Jizzelle. And there's like a level of respect there and yeah, and love. And you know, there's lightweight she didn't fun, you know, but like that's just what they are. They're carrying a jazel. Okay, so now it's time to go to the drag show. Just laughing because nothing's happening. I'm like, what am I supposed to say? Gazella's reflecting. Yeah, just read through these parts.

So I'm just keep, I wish I had an actual pencil that I could just be going, no. No. There are some shows, there are some shows where nothing happens, but then there's like still stuff to talk about. But here there's like nothing happening and nothing to talk about.

I'm like, I don't know, what do you want me to say? The paint was a good color. I don't know. Well, basically, it's Drag Show night because Ashley has been hosting drag shows. That's kind of like a side gig that she's got. And so she's gonna do this big Austin drag show with the Austin ladies.

So they go to, first they go to my favorite restaurant in Austin, yes, Ben, this is actually somewhere. I actually go. I was not gonna ask this week. I was like, you know what, for a moment I thought, that's Ron, I've been here and I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna ask, and we said, I know I'm every single week

because I'm always like, Ron, have you been here? Have you been here? So now you've been here. Go on, tell us all about it. This is actually my cousin Jenna. This is cousin Jenna and my sister's favorite restaurant. Abah. And it's really good.

It's like Greek Mediterranean. I mean, we call it Lebanese, but that's how we roll. Like we call anything with Middle Eastern food Lebanese because that's our pride, okay? That's our pride talking. I love, I love the idea of just calling anything Lebanese. Like, oh, you wanna go to, you wanna go that Lebanese I love the idea of just calling anything Lebanese. Like, oh, you want to go to, you want to go to that Lebanese place in the corner?

Pan-dex press? Yeah. Poppins. Yeah. Just go up to everything. Poppins, John. Do you know if Marie-Abrayon? Yeah, this is actually a really good place.

But I have to say about this place. It is not a quiet place. I thought it was funny that this was also where they show off their fancy outfits because we made fun of the trailer at the beginning of the year and we were like, why are they walking through them all? Oh, because they walked past the parachute sheets and also they did it on Salt Lake City this year.

Remember their trailer? Oh, of course. slow motion getting out of cars and then they're like passing a big lots. Just like, yeah. Merred at the marks passing by big lots. Well, this was like they were dressed up because they wanted to have like a look for the drag show. But so they wore kind of like extra clothing,

but for they decided to go to a restaurant, which is kind of funny because their clothing was extra enough to be like, oh, that's definitely extra, but not so extra that you understood that they were going to a drag show afterwards. On Salt Lake City, when they dressed up in drag and then they went to a bar, or like, if you're going to that bar, you realize, oh, these are people in costume, you know? But here they're like, they were just dressed extra, but they're in like a non-extra restaurant,

which is sort of a funny contrast. Yes. Also, they're making it sound like dressing like this is crazy for them. I mean, you guys are gonna be dressed more crazily than the drag queens. You're real housewives. Okay.

I know. And also that Mugle thing that Wendy's wearing, that tamer wore, that everyone's wearing it, like it just, it's, but it's so windy to wear that too, isn't it? Yeah. Come on. We're tamers out fit.

It's over. Yeah, it's slowly, slowly. Told the curtains. Pull the curtains on the mouglet. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is basically that mouglet outfit is the Candice and Robin's light. Just. Yeah. Let it go. Okay. Let it go. Like a glee. Yeah. Get something new. Glay. Pass egg. Lay. So uh, sweet you guys. I like getting the happen on a show.

Well, now we have something to talk about. We can talk about what we're wearing. We can talk about the restaurant. We can talk about the parachute store. But if they're in their hotel room, painting for an entire segment, I don't think we really emphasize that painting scene went on for like eight or ten minutes. It wasn't just like, it just went on. And I was like, the activities, I don't need the activities,

or just, if the activities are not like generally great, like that was like a digital extra for me. It was amusing, they were laughing. I was sort of chuckling along. It was funny. Neckas depiction of Karen was actually very funny. It looked like that lady who tried to fix the fresco in Spain and just made it look crazy.

It sort of looked like that. It was amusing, but like it was 10 minutes. It was 10 minutes. I'd rather talk about the parachute store. By the way, that parachute store is so great. Okay. This is on South Congress. Yeah, so it's like a bunch of, you know, we've been there.

I think we went there. There was all the little cute parachute. I love my parachute. And there's a really nice parachute sheets store. And of course, I went in there and was like, hi, I'm a podcaster and we have advertised from parachute. Because you know, every podcast, I totally do that. You know, and they're like, literally, I don't care, get out of my store, you dirty podcaster. Because I'm like, hey, feel, hey, feel this one. Go with my sister and my niece. I'm like, feel this one. This was really good. I'm a parachute expert. So they were advertisers in our second year or so. I'm pretty, I'm pretty much expert.

I know. I'm like that too. But I really enjoy my parachute sheets. I have to say, we got some parachute sheets because they were our sponsors. And I listen to sheets, I have to say. We got some free parachute sheets because there were our sponsors. And I wasn't, I'm pulling around to them. So call, parachute. Give us a parachute. Hey, parachute, you know what I'd like? How about this? Why don't you make a parachute? How about that?

Okay, parachute reckoning. parachute reckoning. Safety cells. You got two, you got two podcasters right here. All right, give us a parachute. Give us a parachute. Splat. Hey, Tuley.

You know what I really liked doing when I was a kid? Did you do this also in gym class? Did you do the parachute thing? Where they unfurl- really? I don't think- You did the thing with it. They unfurl the parachute and so you're all holding this like big circle parachute in the middle of like the gym Mm-hmm. And then you you raise it up, you like lift it up So it puffs up and then then you sit down and put it behind you and you have a dome of parachute above you, and that slowly descends down.

No, I didn't do a lot in gym class because I didn't go to gym class. Okay, let's not forget, I did not graduate because I refused to go to gym class. Well, this was like, I never forget. This is like in first grade, this is like, that's the age set. I don't care, I would be like, I refuse. I don't care if I'm five years old or whatever you are at that age. I refuse to be tortured.

You cannot make somebody do gym. That's it. Bye. I might have liked for myself. One descent. My gym class, I remember senior year, you could tell they were bored. They had one day they taught us the hustle.

I was like, is this gym? Is this gym, is this qualified gym class, but we were like, there we were, 40 of us just doing the hustle in the gym. Basically would have been as good as this. Okay, so Karen is, they're making small talk. Karen's like, well, I think we're looking forward to the drag queens. A, so they start making small talk about that.

She's like, yes, drag queens are under attack. And they're like, mm-hmm, okay. So, how much? There's a waitress who's coming by who could not be more disinterested in serving them. She's like, okay, what do you guys want? That's the oba vibe. Is you guys want? Just buy them. That's the oba vibe.

They're like, you're doing them a favor. Yeah, it's like new Austin fancy because you know the whole keep Austin weird thing is just like chicken shit bingo. That's real. But the hotel they're staying at is like new Austin. It's like $1,000 a night and like super fancy everything. Everything's really expensive. They're everyone's like a tech douchebag and they act like they're doing you a favor by

letting them into their restaurant. That said, still love your five million dollar Lebanese. I would love to go to Abba. We'll go next. I love let's put it on the list. Obviously just using this trip to decide what I want to do next time I come to town. I love it. Let's put it on the list. I'm obviously just using this trip to decide what I want to do next time I come to town. I think last episode, there was something I put a request in for, I don't remember what it was. I'm just being known about. We're gonna have to do housewives, housewives tour

of one of the worst trips on housewives history. By the way, if I'm trying to stop, I'm not trying to stop. We need to stop. We're not being negative. We're not being negative. We are just highlighting some challenges this episode may have had, but it comes from a place of love. It's not a place of negativity.

It's just, you know, it's just some gentle notes in pursuit of making things better, you know, in the future. That's all. Two bunch of people who do not listen to us. I love people who do not listen. When we give notes to people who, it's like, here's the, no one asked for,

I love giving notes to people who are not listening. You know, do you know how many notes I've given Ed Sheeran? Well, yeah, that is basically our lifestyle. Right. And that is our podcast, it's just notes. I know. I was like, we literally just told Muklei to stop producing that dress. I know. I know. I was like, we literally just told Mucle to stop producing that dress. I know.

Um, so yeah, I was thinking, I'm sorry, I'm not talking about the show, literally nothing happens. Spoiler alert, just give up. Okay. So, so for new years, I was talking about, you know, New Year's resolutions and like what to put on the vision board. And I was like, you know, I need to stop being overly critical. Like, literally everything I say is a criticism or it's just that tone of voice.

Like, I know. I know. Like if somebody's like, I know it's a good idea. I went out, good. And it just, it makes me crazy about myself. I'm aware of that about myself. And it's just something I want to change. And then I just kept reflecting on it as you're supposed to do.

In other words, stirring it a wall with a glue gun because I was making a vision board. I was like, but that's what I do, and that's who I am. You know what? It's all I'm gonna be. That's all I need to be. I'm not a politician for shit. I'm afraid I'm becoming a hater. You know, like I've been really hating on,

I hated on New York really badly. I didn't like the new color purple and everyone seems to really like it. I'm still angry at the bear. The bear should not have one best comedy. It is not a comedy. It is a drama and one best comedy, Golden Globes, but it's a drama that may have some chuckles. I'm going to go, I'm at the bear. If a comedy has two serious moments, it does not qualify to be a drama. So if a drama has two comedic moments, it's not a comedy. I'm sorry.

I don't care. The whole thing is no bear for you. No more bear for you. I will say about the color purple. I want to see it. I'm a huge color purple stamp. Love that film, love the book. The musical, but I want to see it

because also love Oprah. And you know, I love Fantasia. She's one of my all-time favorites. So I want to see it. It was Oprah. And you know I love Fantasia. She's one of my all time favorites. So I want to see it. It was okay. It was half good. I'm glad to see it doing so well because I'm still a fan and Fantasia. Oh my God.

I was not prepared to see Cele tap dance there. Spoiler alert, I cannot. There were just some things. The color purple destroyed me. I mean, I think I saw that when I was 14 or 15 years old. I'd never seen anything like that dramatic, you know, we're like, not wrenching, like, where you're sobbing, you know. That was, I think, the first really emotional experience

I had had in the movie. So to see Celi tap dancing was why I have to, I'm so sorry. I was, but Fantasia still pulled through and by the end I was sobbing have to say. I'm sorry. But Fantasia still pulled through and by the end I was sobbing, which is really all I mean. Really? Because I'm a pervert.

I really thought they'd start a box and start a crime again. I mean look, Fantasia's got a great voice. I just felt like the way it was directed, they've really flubbed her big number. You know, I am here. Like that should have been so epic, and it should have just taken my breath away. And you did? I thought it was like, it was shot

in such a pedestrian way. I think it was like the director trying to be like, this is raw, this is raw. It's just phantasia and the music and a pant chop. And I was like, I just wanted it to be like, do something, have her walk through the streets. Or something, or like put up her arms, or I don't know, I was like, I just wanted it to be like, do something, have her walk through the streets. You're something, you're like, put up her arms, or I don't know if it's her.

Oh my God, I was fantastic. So I'm like a hater now, I'm a hater. And I love that song so much, and I remember when she performed it on the Tony Awards and it cut to the audience and the audience, I'm sobbing at home, like, oh my God, fantastic, I'm so happy. Okay, well, do it.

But the audience is just watching her, like they could not be more bored. And I was like, what is wrong with you people? So every time I hear it, I will probably start crying. I get my two way. That's a great song. I love the Cynthia Rivo version. I mean, Cynthia Rivo, by the way,

she was on the Kennedy Center Honors, which I feel like the Kennedy Center Honors, I feel like I've slept on it my entire life. And the past, I've seen it the past like two or three years, and it is so good. It's also so gay. It is so gay. So she was up there, Cynthia Arrivo, and she was part of a tribute to Deon Warwick, and she sang the theme song to Alfie. I don't really know the theme song to Alfie, but there is one. It was famous. I think it may have even won an Oscar. I could be wrong.

She sang the song. Cynthia Rivo, it was like, it took like, it was like, full body chills. It was absolutely amazing. Yeah, she's pretty talented that one. So anyway, so Abba are going to go to a drag show. So anyway, back to the sweetest. Abba are gonna go to a drag show. Oh yeah, Abba, okay. So.

Waitresses has no interest in dealing with a large party of people, she's like, taking the orders and everything. And there's just like a chatter. Mia is joking. She's like, I might show you all like a splint. Ha. As if that's ever been appealing on Bravo. And then we of course need to get to fighting.

First of me is talks about being sad about Gordon because she really loves Gordon, but Gordon's just, he's getting hard, guys. Gordon, Gordon is not getting hard. Gordon is getting poor. Poor. Okay. Please stop what you're like. Gordon is just getting too hard. Gordon is getting poor. Okay. Please stop, with your like, Gordon is just getting too hard.

Gordon is getting too hard up. Okay, let's stop with this, Mia. That's right, hard up. That was good, Ronnie. So, yeah, so she's having that whole moment. And then Ash is like, huh, this isn't really compelling. Let's fix this, let's do something else. Hey, is everyone having a good time in Austin?

I can't do Ash's voice today because of my call so I'm just gonna just do it straight. Is everyone having a good time in Austin? Like, so, or maybe, wait, should I do a deep voice for something that works in my cold voice or maybe something strange, like Thomas Kramer sit down shut up It's probably harder. It's kind of funny to think of actually be like is everyone here having a good time in the ocean Honestly, I thought that it would be a time well we would have fun and I'm an outsider and I acknowledge that

But what are we going home in the car yesterday, and this, you are very emotional. I'll stop doing that now. I think you're welcome. So they go from chicken ship bingo to Ashley starting with campus, yes, as Ashley does. So she's like, well, I think we were gonna have fun, but when we were going home in the car yesterday, Candice, you were very emotional. So it's like, you're on.

When they do this in house-wise, or it's like, okay, here we are. No one's gonna eat this hummus, so we need a fight. And I'm not fighting with anybody. Candice, go ahead, Candice. Take it up. And Ash, of course, then asks. And instead of saying, hey, I'm Take it away. And Ash, and Ash, of course, then asks. And like, instead of saying like,

hey, I'm just, I'm curious because you guys are such good friends, but then you like, we're talking shit on social media. I don't understand the disconnect. Shipcore says, instead, she says, I don't understand what made you feel like it was okay to bash your friend on social media, which is much more like,

random, and then, and then, and then, and then. So of course, this gets Candice, like all of a sudden, in a defensive mode. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one more in the car, but your actions in the past just don't align. And there's like a long awkward silence because they're like, okay, well, let's hope they can carry the, it's like when your friend puts your name on the karaoke list and you didn't know and then you're called and everyone's looking at you like, oh my God.

I guess that was when he's gonna have fun singing Alfie. Let's try and support this. Ha ha ha ha ha. My dream would be be to have someone put my name on the list without me knowing, because you always have to wait so long, so for me to be surprised by like, it's for term. Alfie, it is. Come here comes one right now. So, Candace is like, I am not addressing you anymore.

I'm out there. And she's like, it dismissed me all you want. But I'll say things to the group, but you take it to Twitter. And Candice is saying, I will not talk to you. And if you continue to talk to me, then you can just talk to you. And she goes, you can talk to my ass. And then she's like, okay, then let me see that while you walk away. I was like, oh, she really has made some friends with drag queens.

Yeah. That's pretty good. So, Candice is like, you don't put me out of shit in Asher's life. But I'm not trying to put you out. But don't dismiss me because you're dismissing me in conversations. Then when he's like, can I jump in here? Can I jump in here? Robin, is there a question that you want to ask

so we can have a good conversation as opposed to this like that so that that can happen? And Robin's like, no, what she did is unforgivable. But because I would never go in a public platform except my podcast, I could totally diss someone. I like how they're like, I would never go in a public platform except my podcast. I could totally diss someone. I like how they're like, I would never go on the internet. You know that your literal job is on the internet, right? You know you're on TV.

You're on a public platform. I do bet. It's TV, but even your, like literally your podcast is on the internet. It makes me so crazy. And also, you're horrible to her on your podcast, on the internet. It makes me so crazy. And also, you're horrible to her on your podcast, by the way. She's talked about Canvas's husband cheating. As she said that Jacelle was right on her podcast. I mean, it's just so hypocritical. I can understand how Robin is mad that she feels like she supported Candace All-Sees and then Candace just turned on her. You know,

I guess I can get that. But Candace also has a point. Also, just bring me more goat cheese. You know what I mean? I need more whipped cream. Always. I want more goat cheese and the Fantasia, please. The goat cheese and Fantasia, table nine, that's all we need. It's so...

Hello, miss. Push the button. So now, where are we? So Candace is mad. When I asked you if you were mad, I mean you ignored me. Well, this is funny too. It's funny that one of Candace is what she feels like is a really strong argument on her cases. Like after she talked shit about Robin. She then Robin was mad. So then she messaged Robin and said,

are you mad at me with question marks that Robin never wrote back. And now she's using that as like, well, you had a chance to say you were mad at me and you didn't sit. You can't, okay, regardless of who's side you're on, you can't talk shit about someone on Twitter. And then be like, oh, are you mad at me? Huh? Oh, it's strange, they didn't write back. That's not fair. I'm gonna go on podcast and you're like, they say, what do you think of Robin?

I think she's a fraud. Are you mad? I'm like, no. Yeah. How could you do that to me? She left me haggin' when I asked her if she was mad after I talked shit about her. Absolutely.

So, Robin's like, I am done. You know what, run to Twitter. I don't even care. Talk shit about her. Absolutely. So Robyn's like, I am done. You know what? Run to Twitter. I don't even care. Talk shit about me there. And Candice is like, you are not a victim. I'm not a victim. It's my reality.

And so Robyn's like, I'm going to make a blanket statement. None of us should use social media to weaponize against each other. What are you talking about? What's in my note, Candace has a big mouth on social. You literally have a podcast where you shit talk everybody. Come on. Yeah. So Candace goes, but it's okay to weaponize shit against me and my husband.

The rules can't change because of social media. The line is always moving when he's like, stop talking about my eyebrows. She's like slamming on the table, like, I'm every man. And everyone's, it's just funny because everyone's so sick of this argument, even Candace. But Candace is really giving it her all

to like slam the table and be upset. But then it just cuts to me like nibbling on hummus like everybody's so word. So then Robin gets up and walks off and she's like, I'm done. So she's like, let's just give her a minute. Robin is fine. Robin is fine.

Ah. Yeah. So he's like, no, Robin is not fine. And Karen goes, well, yeah, they're more though. And they're, they're, they're almost in the worst place that my lips have just sucking on a can. Bad place. And to value her tears of a can, this on does not bind it. I don't want to buy anything by the way today because it's my triple 20.

I don't pay for anything today. So then Robin does one's favorite thing, calls him and tries to get him to talk about the girls being mad about his affair. Yeah. One love, one love. That's a great idea. So Robin goes, but you know also, I give Robin shit because she knows by now that one absolutely does not want to talk about this anymore on fucking national television.

Okay, she knows. But at the same time, like, can we get some support for our significant other? Like, at all. I mean, Jesus, this guy is terrible to rob in, which of course we've said for years. So that's nothing new either. But she calls him and he makes it worse than ever because she goes, why isn't your face time on? And he's like, oh, I don't know.

You don't know. And then she says, why isn't your face time on? And he's like, oh, I don't know. You don't know. And then she says, what are you doing? And then like a snack in the face, he says, laundry. No, don't do the activity you were doing when you were cheating one at the time. So you can't have your face time on because you're doing the same thing you were doing when you were publicly caught kind of cheating on Robin.

Really? It's not good. Then me, while back at the table, Wendy just wants more scallops. And then Robin continues on and she's like, you know, they're trying to force me and get us to talking. I don't want to talk. He's like, Robin, Robin, just listen, Robin, just listen, just listen, just listen to her, listen to what she's got to say, just be the biggest person for once. Just do that.

He's like, no, no, no, no. Like what do you mean, like talk to you later? She was like, hold on, you later. And she's basically saying that she can't be the bigger person because that's what's frustrating about Wands is telling her that because she's just not able to be phony. But being the bigger person does not mean being phony, being the bigger person means just what Wad said

is just listen to Candice and listen to what her side is and try to see it from her side. And even if you don't agree with it, you can maybe start to understand it. And then maybe you can get hurt, understand your side, and you can see where you guys miscommunicated. And you guys can stop arguing when they're scalp and goat cheese options around that you could be enjoying instead.

Also, stop saying that you don't know how to be phony when you're still trying to make us believe that you and one are anything more than people who co-pay a mortgage. Come on. So then, um, Jizelle is, my recommendation to you is not to engage Candace. So she comes over and then Mia goes to join them. So they're all talking. So there's like the two factions and then Ashley of course comes over.

And then Wendy goes, go ahead, cactus. Cause she's wearing like a cactus outfit and Candace is like, she is such a victim. I just can't, I cannot. And she goes, she's following floppy Anna and her pet rock. Is that what she says? I didn't know what she says. That's what I wrote. But she did say floppy Anna. No, she said floppy Anna because she flops. And I literally googled fuzzy Anna and her pet rock. And there is a girl named Anna and something else playing with the pet rock.

And I was like, do I need to watch this video to get the reference I refuse to do so? I won't do so. I didn't. So instead I just wrote floppy Anna. Yeah. So then, you know, the other woman now starts to head to the lobby and Robin's like,

I don't wanna be in a friendship with someone where I have to be perfect to go to their friendship standards. Ah! Which sounds an awful lot like what Robin has done to other people in the past. And meanwhile, at the table, Candace is like, well, it's time for the crying goal.

So she's like, you know, Wendy says, I think you guys need to have a private conversation. Because you know, that was the time to have an adult conversation to be grown up But Robin was a child and I see that she's hurt. I'm really sorry. She's hurt. It hurts me. Oh God. Oh God I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do that And out comes the napkin turned into the triangle. Yes, there she goes and I will not play the games. So she is everybody's

being dramatic. They're like trying to outvictim each other. And I'm fast forwarding through a lot of this. So Ashley's like, well, Jiselle has to give you a lap dance and I have to get a kiss or something. So Jiselle proceeds to kind of like twerk on Karen and Ashley's kissing her cheek and Candace is like, you can get herpes. Better be careful. Or HPV. Well gone, Aria. Okay. Amedia. Or Cifulus. Which was the original logline for Van Opomp rules. So these are just place cards for character games. Okay. Yeah.

So everyone leaves the restaurant to go to the drag show and Karen's like, well, I was hoping for a little more harmony, but you know, it was an improvement over last year. And Wendy's like, okay, whatever. So they all pile in the cars. And so they get to oil canaries. Did we go there together once? I think I've been there. I think I've been there. We've been there in Austin and a lady in the deserts and oil cans and LA. I don't think it's the same one. I think I've been to that one. We went to a gay bar in Austin together. No, we went to a club once.

Remember we went to a club, there was like a dance floor, and there was like a balcony. I think a Yumi and Dom went together, the three of us. In Austin? I think so. Maybe not. I don't know. I don't remember things. Oh, no, you weren't there.

Sorry. It's great time. I was like, thanks for being invited in Austin, which you did. Well, if you hadn't challenged it, you weren't there. Sorry. That's a great time. I was like, thanks for being in bite in Austin, which... Well, if you hadn't challenged it, you could have remained. If you hadn't challenged it, you could have remained in the memory. But you challenged it enough that I remembered it wasn't you. Thanks. That was a real fun night I had.

Well, I'm being invited. So, they go to this gay bar and it's very gay barry. You know, there's like a lot of people in carrying hieger shirts that have been passed up pre pre-show and then they start coming up with their drag names and You know, we've given this show enough shit, but wow terrible drag names Green-eyed gobbler petty LeBel which I think is probably already taken, I'm sure. Probably.

Messy MoFun, which Ashley, how can Ashley not think of a drag name when she's got a part-time job hosting drag shows? No one's ever asked you what your drag name is gonna be. Not one drag queen has tried to give you a good catchy drag name. Come on. Yeah, that's rough.

And so the producer asked Wendy if she's ever been to a drag show. And she's like, you know, I haven't, but I walked in. I was like, these are my people. I love this energy. I love this excitement. I just felt safe amongst friends. I was like, you've never been to a drag show though before. And now you're saying it's their, your people. So, um, yeah, I thought that was sad. I feel like you shouldn't admit to that. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Really?

What real housewives has ever said? No, I've never been to a drag show. Hello. Come on. Probably like Amber Marchesie or Jay-Z. Time. When he's like a promoter. I guess we can get in that room.

I guess we could probably think of a lot, but none of the examples are complimentary. I always just laugh at the fact that now that Travis Kelsey is such a big star because a Taylor Swift and he's like super a-list at the moment that whenever Bravo has to pull out, we once had him on Watch Happens Live, it was Travis Kelsey and Ramona Singer. That is what's the funniest part about what happens live. The random people that get paired together and that Travis Kelsey was sitting next to Ramona Singer on that stage together.

That just still blows my mind. So then they do this drag thing and they do like the walk. They're like, wow, let's do like a walk, guys. Housewives doing a walk. So they do that. And while Wendy is doing hers, Wendy like a walk, guys. How swath's doing a walk? So they do that. And while Wendy is doing hers, Wendy has a pretty good squat, I have to say. She does some kind of like, she does a good walk in like a squat, am I right?

I just remember thinking, wow, the thighs are strong. Yeah, no impressive. Good knees, good knees. Yeah. So yeah, she does like a str like, she does like a strat, she does like a squat, but when she does the squat, Neckah gives it a thumbs down and it's so impactful

that we actually go to commercial. It's like, oh, yeah, I know audience are you as blown away by this? Is this the new reality of aunties? Neckah, you're giving thumbs down to Wendy squatting at a drag show? Wow, that was a cliffhanger. So we somehow made it through that commercial break. I mean, the anxiety, the anticipation was killing me.

We come back and yeah, yeah, she, you see it again. She gives a thumbs down to Wendy squatting on stage. I would hate for someone to be shady at a drag show. Okay, I know. During your competition. squatting on stage. I would hate for someone to be shady at a drag show. I know during your competition. Yeah. So they're asking Wendy, did you see it? And it's like, no, I saw it on social media because they posted the video, whatever. And so it's supposed to be this big offensive thing. And Nekka says, well, I loved her.

Mugler off that hopes you didn't return it yet. Ha, ha, hold on. I'm going do, I'm gonna sip from my drink. You know what, she found it in her heart, even when people are happy to be a hating ass bitch. Um, I was like, please don't let this be the next seven weeks of the show. It's like, you gave me a thumbs down at the drag show. Please, please don't do this to us And that is the end of Potomac Well, Karen wins we should say Karen wins the the drag show competition Just I want to give her her do it was her birthday

Why she won it was like she would she do you were born Congrats congrats on your triple 20 no seriously take it congrats. That's great I don't know why she won. It was like she would she do. You were born. Congrats. Congrats on your triple 20. No seriously, take it. Congrats. That's great. So that was the end of Potomac. Wow.

Well, thanks everybody for being here. Also, they need to switch up the season so it's not always Karen's birthday. I'm tired of being his birthday. Can we someone else's birthday? And how did we have a whole, here's a complaint And how did we have a whole here's a complaint? How did we have a whole birthday episode without? Where was that? I know it was also sad honestly is that an anticipation of this

this trip Bravo was teasing this huge fight with Candice and Robin and they even made it look like after the first episode that the next episode would be the big fight and it wasn't and they kept on showing it as if it would be the next episode and then this fight finally arrived and honestly Robin and Candice shared some words. It was like a minute, two minutes. It was not, it was not an epic fight. it was just a dust up. And the fact that they teased it out in the trailer and in the, and in the promos, like, it's very disappointing. I was disappointed in the fight. He's pointed a lot of stuff. Well, you know, I'm a hater. I'm a hater, that's okay. I'm like the waitress.

You like the way? I'm like the waitress at Abba. I'm a hater, I'm a the waitress. You like the what? I'm like the waitress at Abba. I hate her. I hate her. Well, I will give this show something. It did give me the idea for a new musical called The Color Hamas. So, I will be taking that with me. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. Go grab your tickets for the crappies or your pre-cell tickets. Find links for that, this video, and all of our bonus episodes at watchwhatcrapins.com. And we will talk to you next time. Bye!

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