Watch What Crappens - #2289 RHOSLC, Part 2: Reunion! Proof! Timeline!

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Welcome back to our recap of RHOSLC (S04E17). After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode did not disappoint.  We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. It's that we always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. Oh, he's back. Guess who's back? Ron needs back. Oh my god again. Well, we're gonna pause for a sec because I have to press record and that's gonna freeze everything again. Cause like it's what, 1982 in my house. Okay, Ben, I'm recording and it seems like we're back. So guess what? Thanks for everybody, for being here for my professionalism.

Okay, blame the internet, blame Al Gore's internet for that shit. We are back, we're back for part two of this recap and where we were at, we had a little technical issue, which was perfectly timed right after an hour of the first episode, was Monica talking about how all the comments online about her affair have really, really hurt. They've really hurt her so much and you could just feel Heather gearing up to make a point here. but when he does it first, she goes, yeah, it hits different when the internet addict, I like you know, you deserve it, bitch. It's like it's like Bobby's like standing offline like to fuck with me again. I'm flailing.

Give me the pips. Give me the Mr. Pips. Oh, so she's like I too have been called every name in the book and then you get on a show and then the people come hard on you I want to rethink that one Yeah, can we start again? You get on a show and people come really hard in you Whitney Okay, everyone just like I didn't even have a look about it. Okay, everyone just like, so in your face, they're just like coming in your face. All right, that's officially too far.

Just say you got on the show and the people come hard for you. You exploited my vagina for your show. No. And then Heather goes, the comments really hurt, really hurt. Just sort of stairs at Monica, like do you understand now why we hate you?

She's just staring at Monica hoping that Monica- A lot of people are angry, you know? I was like, there's a squint. It's lost on Monica, but it was great squint. It's like the sucking in the cheek thing'm like kind of like moving your tongue around, but like squinting at the same time, like how dare you, young lady. And Monica's like, I don't care, I'm just not.

So Andy's like, well, when the SLC women vowed to start the year with fresh powder and fresh stores with powder in their store, and God, there's a lot of powder. Anybody want to do some go? I'm sorry, I was a Kathy Griffin quote from a long time ago I don't know her. I don't know what we talking about God, is that an anchor on that table? Where am I?

And he is just like staring at his watch already. He's like get me out of here. I Know he's like it didn't take love for the little bit of our lines and there's no landing several friendships in hot water Bath water to be exact. And my mother goes, how? She hasn't said anything this entire time. It was like, it was like, you've just opened your laptop and it's like whizzing up the speed. It's like you have three messages.

So now we have, so this was all so shady. Now tell me if I messed this up. But we see like, it's like a three minute long long package talking about all the feuds of the season. And we see Meredith versus Whitney. We see Lisa versus Meredith. We see Whitney. Whitney. Whitney.

We see Whitney versus Lisa. Heather versus Whitney. And then it ends. Am I, did I miss it? Did they not include Meredith versus Angie in this montage? Um, no, they didn't. And I think it's because they have a whole segment later where they get to that.

So they didn't want to set Meredith up. I mean, Meredith has come with a purse full of like kinkos printouts. Okay. They're like, just not trigger Meredith. But... Or maybe it's just that this was like fuds amongst the original four, but I just to me it was like very funny.

That like they're just like Angie just is such an afterthought. But you know by production at this reunion poor Angie, she was like a significant part of the season and they just don't even include her in this package. And she's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, kind of we come back from the package and they've put a tarp over Angie. She's just like a bird that is tweeting. That's a backing tape. And a sign that says not a seat.

I thought this was so funny because with me, so it ends with Lisa saying, wait a minute, you had a conversation with Heather that I'm self-absorbed and you're helping me be up at our par side. And then Whitney, we come back and we get, wow, Heather was really spinning that story, huh? She was really spinning it. Oh my God, look who's talking with me.

We find out in the coming moments, how much, like how terrible with me really is. I mean, thank God you are hilarious, okay, because you were fucking terrible. And I think she gets away with so much just because she is like, oh, you know, she just has that kind of wide-eyed, like dumb dumb abstract temper.

Just pick it to the next thing. Yeah, she's just, okay, just try something else out. So she starts so much shit based on Lies lies So he's like okay, you know, we started the season with our best friend duo's back in action So we're the murder than Lisa stand right now Wow Andrew we had a few bumps along the road for sure.

It was a road with a precipitous cliff, and I'm sad to say our car nearly drove over for the quick thinking of our driver. We would have plummeted to our death three inches below. But luckily we got through that bumpy road of friendship and we're in a much better place specifically my new rental where my family and I are planning to chop a lemon after this reunion thank you. We're in a much better place for sure and we're winning Heather and she's like um I mean listen we just like we're used to being on a show which is four people. So we'll fight whenever you need us to.

Okay. That's the best of all. Just tell us. They're like, yeah, we're still just like working through some stuff. And it's like, well, Meredith, would be called you out for your extraneous excuses and watching the show back. Didn't make it seeds. Could you see from Whitney's point of view that you were back when you're back to

recording? You tend to kind of deflect and I don't know somehow and vote random children who are elling from things. Actually, not me. Everyone on this show goes through things. Every one of us, for example, Whitney lost a friend, which was very sad, and how people could come for me after Whitney lost a friend is uncoachable. Because uncoachable. I mean, Lisa cried about her makeup, and I respected that, even though it was a significantly more shallow reason to cry than a child who's suffering somewhere in the world.

And I respect people's feelings and I feel that mine are not given the same who's blocked. I thought for a second when she said, I mean, come on, Lisa, crying about her makeup. I respect that. I thought she was being like, oh God, look at Lisa. She cries over petty shit like, oh my makeup. And then I remembered Lisa literally did have a huge breakdown and cursed out the entire staff of the show because she had to wear makeup at the Trixie Votel. I mean, this show. Well, the rap on you is, I did someone say rap

as I walk through the valley of the shadows of dire coke I take a look at myself and say why is the Taco Bell do you like that? Andy? That's my rap So She they're trying to tell they're trying to explain nicely to Meredith They're like well, you can see how it's perceived that you used Trin that you use trauma whenever you're in trouble, right? Even if it's not true, you're saying, well, most of the women in the screw don't care and I ask me when I'm going through.

So when I bring them up there, I know it's wrong. And it's horrible. And what he's like, by the way, I personally do care. She doesn't, and then leads because I see both sides. In some situations, I'm like, Murdoch, like, where I'm like trying to do my baths and like, it's like not being appreciated. Like when I'm just like trying to put on like designer clothing, they want me to wear dry clothes.

Like, I'm just not appreciated. And in that regard, I see Murdoch side. But like, sometimes, I see I can look like an ex-girls. And like, now that we know that for you, this is important. I think that's fair. Like, you see both sides too, right? And by the way, I like how Lisa sort of like joining this bandwagon that's like Meredith,

like how are we supposed to, like Meredith is basically saying, well, I, this child, I learned about it that morning and I tried to keep it in and then it bubbled out. And they're like, well, how are we supposed to know? If you don't tell us, we don't know. At least, the joining on that went earlier in the episode. Lisa was like, well, it's my right not to tell you that that ring had a sentimental value

attached to it. They just keep on pivoting back and forth in their hypocrisy. Meredith, just keep trying with this and make you going, but you understand that is our perception of that is like, no, I don't need my excuse. I will just don't sing a I'm thinking you can I would like to sing along with this next clip on my pepto bismol karaoke my girlfriend That I really do great work over the seasons I have no problem walking out. Yeah, this engaging so how there's like oh the ice queen ice queen has a heart. When we learn that this season, I am not going to engage with you. Calm guy. I never called myself the ice queen. And I will not say that I'm the ice queen. Thank you very much. And Lee says, just not happy to let Andy get to this part. So Whitney's like, listen,

bringing it up wasn't to hurt you. We were just saying, like, do you see what we're seeing as far as you bringing up traumas when other things, mine. So Lisa's like, you know what, but they, this thing can be set for you. Like, when you lost your friend, Sherry, I hugged you and I said, how are you? And you said, you don't want to talk about it right now. And then we see a clip, which I, this is, this was the biggest. Wow. To me, this was crazy that they just put this clip in and then just act like, uh-huh, we're good, we're good at editing.

They did her so dirty. They really did. And how rare is it to stand up for Lisa Barlow on these shows? I mean, she's ridiculous. Like, I feel like she's wrong most of the time, but wow, they really did her wrong. So we see the clip and this is at the party, the Heather Badmormon party or whatever. No, no, this is the Whitney Jewel, no, no, no.

Which part? This is the Mary Jewelry party. This is the Mary Jewelry party. And I knew jewelry line. Mary Jewelry. And by the way, no, I'm never mind. Mary Jewelry, go on. And Lisa is the way we originally saw,

was like, oh my God, hi, Heather, I got you some calves, hi, Whitney, Whitney with a dead friend. Oh my God, Heather, I try on this necklace. Ha ha. I'm like side hugging someone. But the real clip is her coming in kind of the same way and then turning to Whitney going oh

Whitney how are you though? Are you okay Whitney? Whitney okay. Are you okay? Hey, you okay? No for real though. Are you okay? Wait, she got it when you're like ah, oh, she's like no, you're not okay. You're not okay. You're not okay I'm then like it's so well like I have the child's with me like are you okay? Are you telling me how you are? She's no, I'm not okay, but I'm strong Yeah, and so I mean Lisa gets us a little wrong because she's like because when we come back to the reunion She's like I hugged you and then ask if you're okay. Well, she didn't hug her But she did she honestly did ask she did like it was not like was she definitely was like hey

How are you doing? You know? And she said that, and then Lisa goes, non-top of that, and Bermuda, you said I asked you how you were doing too many times. And then we see some more footage that we'd never seen before, where Whitney is saying like, I felt like when you were asking me,

like if I was okay, that was antagonizing me to not be okay. Okay, that is. What? Okay, not just the asshole now. That, come on, you're just being an asshole now. So Lisa's like, yeah, but then if I don't say anything, I'm not checking on you. I'm like in a zero dollars on my Jack finger situation, you know?

No women. And Whitney, I just have to point out, Whitney looks crazy today. She's wearing some like ponytail on top of her head and she's got so many cheap necklaces on. She's like a Mormon rapper. She's like 50 repent. Like what are you doing?

Why do you have so many thin thin, thin, thick, thick, thick head and do your own head of sped gold by Ann Margaret? She, she looks crazy. 50 repent. So, that's good. I just thought of that one.

Listen, I'm getting so much older, the dad jokes are just, I don't even have to think about them first. They just start rolling off the junk, guys. You know what, rappers she reminds me of Eminem Love those candies God, I want to make him except the organic kind boo He says like okay, you know what you work really triggered that I'd gift to give from the book signing and Whitney I am not wrong. I was dancing on eggshells

Which I like that she wasn't just walking on eggshells. She was actually dancing on them. I danced because I'm a rapper now. So I was dancing on eggshells with you, and I care about you. And my intention is not to hurt you. I'll be just mess with you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

wait a minute, but can you see how it looked from my perspective? Oh my God, Whitney, did you pick that up in a therapy. She's coming and saying that for every argument today. But it's my perspective. I don't allow to have my perspective. Can we start again? She just saw a 3D depiction of us to the cube for the first time. Wow, perspective. She keeps trying to grab it. She's all she noticed the horizon for the first time. Wow. I always thought the road was a rectangle, but it's a triangle. No, that's perspective. Yeah, it's a retrospective with me. Okay.

So Lisa's like, no, you know what? And also did I give you any sign of the days leading up that I was not a friend to you? Like from that party, like I was a friend before that party and I was stepping in your friend. And she goes, well, yeah, but like then when you came to my house, you got distance from me because I called you out because no, you didn't call me out. You're chastised me. I mean, which by the way, she didn't, she did not, when you did not, so now, now we're in support with me. We did not chastise you. She said, please stop cursing my kids are right there because Lisa was like, hadn't this fucking business.

That's happened with the fucking bullshit. I just like joke down. I just joke down by the Sibarlo impersonation everyone. It'll do that. I just joke down Barlo. So Lisa saying, you know Whitney, there are so many things that I have to sweep under the rug with you just to pretend we're fine because you just can't take it. And Whitney's like, oh yeah, same. Can you see it from my perspective? And she's like, wait, okay, then you know what what? Go ahead name one right now. What are they?

What do we have to sweep? What do you have to sweep under the rug with me? She's like no, I have hardwood floors And then we cut to commercial fucking love this so wait me trying to remember when example and she can't be wet Wait, no, here's one one example and she can't be with. Wait, no, here's one. Not Meg. Oh, wait, no, that was on my list of favorite spices. What are we? What's going on?

You know what? I don't think that we did cut to commercial. I just every time Whitney starts looking around like that, I feel like there's a commercial taking place in Whitney's head. It's like she just cuts to commercial on her own. She has throwing to a little Caesar's commercial energy Either that or like that the Ross pro dancing guy for the six black commercials. Oh my god that freaking guy I'm sorry

I really feel like I have a book art. Do I? I really feel like I have a booger, do I? I keep feeling it, you guys. I'm taking a picture of my nose and now I'm gonna look at it and close up on it. I don't think I do. But if anybody sees a booger, I'm really sorry if it's that sort of a wrap of luck. It's what it is. But we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we'll call the secret police. Also, that's a terrible fucking angle for me.

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Although I do have to say, I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not you go around the room. I mean, I don't even know what this means.

And Monica is so annoyed that it's not about her. Although I do have to say, she's been pretty good about letting everybody have their month. She has. Which in general, I think this season, she does that. Like, that I'm so in the weird, I'm so in a weird space with Monica. I like, well, it's thick up for her all the time, even while I'm excoriating her. But I have to say, during the season, she was a good ensemble number two in that she would wait for her turn to have the drama. And then she would let everybody else go

to like, she's going to say a different. But she got getting annoyed now because she hates Lisa. And she keeps doing this thing where she's lifting all of her hair. You know, when people like start lifting the hair and then combing it and then lifting it and then calming it when they're having and then lifting it. Crystal Galeitis. Yeah. Yeah. Meredith, I forgot what you're going to say, but Meredith is like, wow, why don't we just summarize.

For all of us, we all have a different history and different experience and a different white bean salad recipe. And if someone says that they're hurting, perhaps the thing to do is to respect that, especially if it's me who says it. And if you don't understand, ask questions unless you're in GK, in which case you can go fuck yourself and leave the room. Thank you. I don't like this whole like if I have been somewhat traumatized, we just respect. It's like you have the right to your own feelings, but everyone doesn't get to publish our own version of history, you know?

As if it's like factors. I mean, now that is I was literally in public school. Have you seen the school system? And that's literally the strip history. I don't be walking that back now. Yay history. Still a statue of liberty put down your arm. Okay.

That's good. That being said, that bitch thinks she's smart because she's got triceps. So Judy from Judy Town says, Angie, why were you so quick to forgive Monica when she was the one spreading the game rumors about your husband that literally made him cry Do you want a roll footage of Sean crying and do we have any secret footage of him in the shower no, okay

Yeah, I'm too Really does not have a leg to stand on here and it is hilarious She's like well at the time. I was confused by Monica, she kept saying, she's saying, she's saying this, she's saying that. So I was focused on Meredith being the one, but then I went to the dessert shop and Monica cried, I am an empathetic person, a Greek person. I care about her mom, I give Greek grace. So I went back for the empath on Meredith and that is why Lisa was hurt as well. And Lisa said, I was right. I was fair. Let me finish. Baby gorgeous. I knew where it was stemming from. So I gave Monica the benefit of the doubt. I was wrong. Why are you laughing, Monica?

Monica's like, she was like, she's like one of the mice like building Cinderella's dress for the ball. Well, laugh. Not unlike the dress you wore in the interviews. So I have to say what was funny about this was so early in the week. You can see me. I missed it. Ron and I did a state of the Union for Salt Lake City. A state of the state of the SLC with the broth bros.

You guys could go check that out. And we were making some predictions about the reunion. One of my predictions was that Angie was going to bury the hatchet with Meredith by putting everything on Monica. Like, Monica, you know, Monica was the one who put us against each other. And at this moment right here, I was like, here it goes because it looks like she's saying, oh, I was blaming Meredith solely and I was thinking, I was taking Monica side. And I was like, see, it's happening. But by the end of the episode, I was like, oh, nope, nope. My prediction is totally wrong. As usual, I got to the completely wrong. No, but it is, I mean, like, it's what happened during the season

because they kept it, she kept focusing on Meredith so much that it wasn't like, well, why isn't anybody mad at it? One who actually brought it on to television, you know, it was a very good season of snowing people. Well, because Angie probably was thinking, she was probably thinking, look, I'm gonna go after one of the big dogs to quote Heather on, girl, strip.

I'm gonna go after one of the big dogs. I'm not gonna go after a newbie because that's what always happens. The newbie's got to stick together. That's probably what she was thinking. Well, and also Angie came, not Angie. Monica came in as her friend, right? So even though they had like a couple falling out or whatever,

she's still supposed to be her friend and Angie, you're right. She's a newbie against all these people. And she's got Meredith freaking after her ass, you know, we're not liking her at least and not inviting her on group trips or whatever. So I don't think it was a terrible move at the time. I mean, in retrospect, obviously it was. But Whitney's like, I'm sorry. She's like, you know, it hurt my feelings

because I've been confronted with many heart situations and Lisa called me a liar and Lisa's like, yeah, but like then Lisa goes into this monologue. No one stops Lisa. I think Andy, I think someone has taped his eyes open because he's just like whatever. Lisa goes on and on like a 10 minute monologue about basically how nothing's really fair and they start getting in this Greek Easter thing and I don't know, I was getting lost. It's much of the circle for me. I think that, yeah, because basically, there's a lot of talk where Angie, like leading up

to that, Angie is, yeah, she says, like she was focusing on Meredith. And then Monica is, she's like, what are you laughing at? Monica and Monica is like, girl, I'm laughing because you keep phrasing as if I started the ruler. And she's like, what, you started on national television because this is a big distinction for them. You may not have started it, but you brought it on to TV, you know? And she's like, and I think that the bottom line is that in hindsight, I really regret that I bought and fell for everything that Monica was saying.

She lied a lot today. She lied a lot less season. I've learned my lesson, but in the moment, I really felt sorry for her. It's like she had never had Musaka in her life. And I thought she cared about me as a friend and she never was. So Andy is right. All right, well me from Kono says, Angie, how do you feel about Lisa calling you weak and a liar?

And that's where she's like, it hurt my feelings. That's because I can't believe I've been through so much and she called me a liar. And Lisa's like, yeah, but like I was just calling you a liar because you were lying. So like I didn't mean to. But like it was I was hurt because like I was just calling you a liar because you were lying. So I didn't mean to. But I was hurt because I was taking your side. I didn't even know that Monica was the one who said it

or what Meredith said or who said why. I was just trying to be on your side. And then you don't tell me that you go make up with Monica at a dessert shop. Who does that? Who does that? It was basically her mom. Yeah, and it was a little confusing for me.

I needed a little bit of context into what Lisa was saying. I had to be like, what is she talking about? And I had to really jog my memory, even though what they were talking about. It kind of brought me back to it because I was like, I don't understand any of this. So then Angie is like, yeah, but you call me a week and a liar. She was, yeah, but I was saying that in the moment because you were lying by like withholding things. And so she was like, listen, did I watch our conversation on television? I did. I took a

account. I said there were things I could do different Greek. The combo was very one-sided. You didn't do any self-reflecting Lisa. Only says like, um, you weren't being far-thright. She goes, yeah. But I'm very confused by my own conversation. I was, I was, you weren't doing any self-reflecting unlike me. And you know, I was self-reflecting because the shirt I was wearing was shiny silver. So, um, as Americans like, wow, you know, they're not sharing with Lisa what Monica told you about me. Have massive, massive impact. My relationship with Lisa. And I'm like, what the hell are you? What's Meredith talking about?

This is when I need a clip, because I'm so confused. I know it has something to do with Sean. And he said, I can't believe it. Oh my gosh, it's because it's like who started the fight. This is what happens. You light a bomb and then you watch them all scurry and go crazy, which is what like it didn't. And they have guns and scurry and gun crazy

and they all turned against each other and they all had all these divides. And now they're still in the reunion, confusing everybody, because they're still fighting as if this fight is between each other when it never was. And the first place like, I mean, it's some pretty decent manipulation, you know,

you have to give her credit. So then Andy, the next question is, dole from us, Whitney, do you think that Lisa makes everything about herself? And Whitney's like, yeah. And they're like, do not do not do I get to defend myself as this a question from me. Okay, thank you.

You have already defended yourself. No, I don't get to defend myself as this a question for me. Okay, thank you. You have already defended yourself. No, I don't get to defend myself. I hate when the internet and with my intentions can't like miss a trooper time. And like it's like I speak a different language, like East Coast versus West Coast, which is funny because that's also kind of like a big rap thing. And like I know rap now.

So like if anyone has any questions, I can tell you about like smally bags and Paxchuk chakras. And Monica's like, oh my God, shut up, stupid. Geez, old people never stop talking. And she's like lifting her hair and doing the hand brush and rolling her eyes a lot. And Whitney's like,

well, I think the problem Lisa is that you just like ignore us when you're mad at us. Like when I go on TV and accuse you of never, never of making a lot of my friend dying and then walk away, like I can't believe you didn't call me. I know. Why? I mean, sometimes I'm just like,

why, what are you people talking about? Why would she not ignore your ass? You just completely humiliated her. And did you see her reaction? She was breaking down to the poor pianist in the lobby. This is like, I do do that. Yeah, I do do that because I would rather check us that back. And Whitney is like, well, you just have to, but you have to say that you're taking a step back, you know, as your friend, can you just say, I need spests? And like, I'll talk to them ready. Yeah's, yo, yo, I can do that number.

I'm going to. And Andy goes, Whitney, do you think you're the reason for Lisa's growth? And she's like, no. And you know what's real? You know, it's crazy. Like, the people really don't understand. We have like a real friendship. It's real.

And Lisa's like, yeah, yeah, it's real. I love white man. I love you, Whitney. I love you. But can you see it from my perspective? Okay. Trust the you. But can you see it from my perspective? Okay. Drop the perspective. Yes.

We can see. I feel like every time that Whitney sees one of those TikToks, it says, POV, you're skiing down a mountain and a bear is behind you. She's like, what about my perspective? It's like, Whitney, you're not even in the TikTok. So Heather's like. And the truth is, one of those paintings

that you have to stare at a long time for it to like, jumble together as a painting and then just tries to walk it through it like a sliding door. Can you see from my perspective that I'm not giving you a peace sign back? So it's always a peace sign. Why is that always a peace sign? Or Jesus. I mean when I grew up it was just all Jesus. Like they would have those wood blocks that are kind of put together on a portrait that just looks like, like a maze, you know, like edges. But then you had to stare at it for a really long time. And you suddenly start to see that it spells out Jesus.

We had that in my house. I will never forget. And the first time I saw it, I was like, oh my God, that says Jesus. My dad was like, finally, you're seeing the truth. What could have my childhood? Okay, so I got to say, one thing that I really like with this cast is that they owe every single cast member looks like they are trying to figure out a magic eye, picture, all at the same time.

Magic eyes, I would they're called. Yeah, I like that. So they take a break and they make small talk about espresso martinis. And then it comes to, there it is. It comes to marriages. By the way, I'm, I'm tired of interrupt,

but they're talking about espresso martinis because Whitney wants one. And I was like, oh, I have one up in my room. I only have two, but we'll get one down on here for the next one, which means that next episode Meredith's going to be wasted. And I cannot wait. She's going to be sloshy pie. So then they moved to a marriage segment. Angie was accused of hiding rumors and rumors and nasty.

I was good right guys. Let me say it. Let me say it again. And she was considered a woman's god. I love me. He loves us. Yeah, he really does. And so we see a clip.

One talk about the woman and the man's singing. So what was funny here is here, it's like, okay. So Angie wasn't included in the feud package, but here it is. Angie suffering from these vile rumors that Sean might be gay. And we see Angie at home and Sean crying and what about Electra? It's like a big Angie package and it comes out of the Angie package. It kills me.

It kills me to think that icon Meredith Marks will be coming over to our home anymore. Can you call her? Just call her, please. So here it is, finally the Angie package. It comes out of the package and Andy's first question, hey Whitney, we're going to just stop wearing his ring. I was like, wow, you guys just don't like Angie. Angie, Angie, we're Andy. How do you come out of an Angie clip and ask Whitney a question about Justin? that made no sense whatsoever. That is so funny. Okay, so then we get to another part of where I think Whitney was just being a

down liar for a storyline and show that she'll throw anybody under the fucking bus. So she's like, well, I wasn't even upset about the ring. I was feeling pressure. Yes, you were literally upset about the ring. You sat him down and said, you're not wearing this ring. You went on a show TV to be like, every day, I look at your ring that you leave in the drawer. And that hurts me, Justin. That's insinuating, especially with the way that you got with Justin. That's kind of insinuating that Justin got this new job, and he's a boss man again, and he's kind of fucking around or trying to hide that he's married or something, which is how I took it. And I mean, I can't speak for the whole audience, but it's how I took it.

Yeah, that was the implication. And it gets to her going, well, the wedding ring wasn't fitting him. What? And now he wears it on a necklace. He's a big guy. Oh, my, she goes, and I didn't even know it. Oh, really?

That whole conversation, you said it hurts me that you don't wear your wedding ring and he didn't say it's because it doesn't fit me. Man, she really will do anything for it. She's hilarious. A stupid story line. Come on. She will do it. She will do it.

We've been married for 14 years and it's been like a long time. There have been ups and there have been line sideways. No. Oh, dance. And she goes, she basically says like, oh yeah, I brought a lot of trauma to the marriage and Justin's an incredibly human being and therapy helped a lot. So now Andy is like, okay, well, I guess I have to ask Angie a question. So, hey, take off the tarp. They come out and they take the tarp off of Angie. She's like, Greet, greet, greet, greet, greet, greet.

Polly want a greet cracker. So, and he's like, so it was so sad seeing Sean get emotional on your city block sized bed that you made so giant so you never have to touch each other. How are you doing over there, Angie? How are you? How are you? How are you? How's it? How's it like for doing? Does she really exist? Oh, everyone is doing great. I think the big thing is there's a few weeks where you're hearing about it on the internet and you're hearing about it

in your business because someone felt they should drop that on national television, that bitch over there next to you and the Monica's doing the lifting her hair and pulling her, rolling her eyes and just being, and I mean she's got you there. You can't be mad that someone is upset that you went on national TV with that accusation. Come on national TV. What bad accusations? Come on. Yeah. And just like, no, I am going to be really clear because I think there was a lot of confusion

because Andy says, didn't you know about the sorority? She goes, 30 years ago when John and I first met, people said, oh, that guy is hot. Oh, he has nice legs. Oh, he's sleeping with my boyfriend. People are like, is he gay? And I was like, no, he's a hairdresser, and I'm his wife now.

So now, once established that we were a couple in SLC, it wasn't brought up, and to have this 30 years later, that suddenly being brought up, and people are breaking about, like, oh, he fucks, man, this has never come up until this rat came out of the sewer. And Monica laughs evil, you know what she thinks? has never come up until this rat came out of the sewer.

And Monica laughs evil, you know she's thinking, she really has like this evil witch in she does. She really has like an evil cartoon witch laugh, which is funny, but also Auntie, what is this argument? No one has ever said Sean was gay except for every single day when they saw Sean when we were dating. But then they sat on it. What time married him?

I'm like, Oh my gosh. This is not the right one. Just because he's a hairdresser and cares about his body and married someone who looks kind of like share does not mean that he's gay. So also obviously for anybody new, we're not saying that it's I'm hate that anybody was saying that her husband's gay. Obviously that's not cool. It's just like, what is this argument?

No, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Except everyone before we were never eat. Yeah, yeah. And I was just being joky when I was. The sleep with my boyfriend. I was being joky, of course, of course, a boyfriend. That was being joky, of course. Of course, of course.

I'm where I want to start. I just can't just like apologize for every little thing. I just don't, you know, I don't know if anybody, I know we're not trying to. First here is us and it's like, what the fuck you guys? Yes, we're you guys are outing him. You know that we're not trying to, no, we're just being right.

They're just being stupid. So then Monica's doing your, and she's do not act like this is the first time you've been called a brat Monica. And she's, no, it's not. That's why I'm laughing. Come up with something else. And gay prayer hands. And I was not even mean to you at all during filming, except for this rumor I started to try and hurt your marriage and her hair has been. And then Monica, the, because Monica's, Angie's like, you back step me right in my face, which is really face stabbing, but that's fine.

But Monica's like, um, girl, how is this different from you saying that Meredith lays on her back and spreads her legs, but I'm evil one. I was like, ooh, she got her. But then Angie is like, yeah, but Meredith wasn't pretending to be my friend and you did pretend to be my friend. I was like, ooh, she got her. But then Angie is like, yeah, but Meredith wasn't pretending to be my friend And you did pretend to be my friend. I was like, ooh Angie got you back Yeah, she's like you pretended to be my friend. So Andy's like Meredith You didn't say the actual

Yes But you did more times you did think of the war most of the nasty mascara Right what was your motivation to tell them about who almost Merit is like all first I didn't say all about And he's like yeah, but you said you want to talk about the husband? No, listen, I have the actual words here. And let me pull this up on my phone. Okay, I'm a little T-Pot shortened style. Here's, oh, that, sorry, that was...

Sorry, those were reactions to Bruxie's name. That was for Bruxie's, sorry about that. Okay, all right, here's the actual words. Sorry about that. Okay. All right, here's the actual words. She reads the whole monologue. It's so funny. She's like,

well, let me read. If I want to go for the jugular and talk about the wolves and the nasty, that's what I was really good. All right, everybody sit down. My mouth. I don't look up on it. Oh, good.

All right. Yeah, she has something like, you want me to go on there with her husband? I can go on Oh God, alright. Yeah, she has, she's like, you want me to go on there with her husband? I can go on there with her husband. Don't fuck with me, y'all. Tell her to fuck wolf. So then Andy's like, and he's like, well, it seems like you're

going to a woman with her husband and she's correct, but I didn't say on a marriage. Case closed and dismissed, you're welcome. Lisa's like, say my tax, say my taxing because what is the difference? And she's like, well, because I don't could be wrong, was about a hospital, but I didn't do that. Nothing to do with her.

I don't think it's yeah, or it could have been about Angie. Where it is like, yeah, could have been about anyone else. We don't know. We know I have that singer. There are warmers out there. And that's just how warm it's on. Come on, commercials. Here comes one right now.

So Andy's like, OK, well, let's say you dangle the woobers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh god, so funny. Well, so he's like, so were you just trying I got the world. Oh God so funny. So he's like, so were you just trying to get them to bring it up on camera? And she's like, no, I was reacting to Angie at the dinner table because I had been drinking, but obviously I'd been having provoked and all day long. And I had other having things on my mind. I mean, it was out of anger. And so Andy's like, Angie, what do you think?

And she says, well, based on what Monica was saying, newer, introducing rumors about my husband, about his sexuality, and that is not right, never a death. I'm like, you know that she didn't do it. So you know that Monica was fucking with you. What are you still trying to tell off Monica? I'll tell you why. I'm not married at the bout.

It is not right to do this to families with small children, with businesses, with poodles that have pink highlights. I am a pillar of the community of Salt Lake City, and I have always had an incredible reputation. Well, actually, technically, I am a pillar of the community of Salt Lake City and I have always had an incredible reputation. Well, actually, technically, I'm a column in the annual Greek architecture pageant. I think that fucking laugh. And Meredith is Meredith whips out another paper saying, I'm excusing you have called me a fool. You will send a multiple personality disorder. I'm a lying bitch.

You criticize my marriage. You criticize my business. You threaten to take a hit on my family. You call me a trampoline with eyes. I'm sure you got this. That was a compliment. That was a compliment. That I use my son as a pawn to take the heat off me

for rumors that I did not spread. to take the heat off me for rumors that I did not spread, to take the heat off me for rumors that I did not spread and I was going to get fired. So that's my start rumors about you, that you making me run, and you also buy the ways run me in a cave. So at least I'm in the middle of all this and she goes, okay, let's do this one by one. That's a lot. Hold on. We're not at a Greek diner.

Okay, there's too much on the menu here. So Angie is like, she's like, okay, I do think that I activated you and you're welcome. I don't know what to say about that. I don't know, it's kind of funny when you're saying my greatest hits. It's not right, Andy. I get another season right so

Silly this show and so she's like I guess I've triggered you you're welcome and so She's like why I've been doing a good job of being all of them on my own and she even mine I could have cut afford my new jewelry line So the tagline for my jewelry is so cheap, you don't even have to shop lift it. So Andy's like, well, I didn't say you had personality disorder. Oh, you did. You did. It's in the press. And she goes, well, your voice was changing. And I don't truly believe that Meredith. And she goes, well, you said it. And you said it. and not only did I hear it, but so did Mary Futter, while the bottom of London.

So I don't have multiple personality disorder. Oh my gosh. So then, um, Andy's like, okay, Angie, you did scream that the only one spreading their legs outside of marriage is you. What did you mean by that? And say, Meredith, to be honest, I was told you were seeing other people in your marriage, I am sorry, that was wrong of me to say I never should have. And of course they're bringing up the season one rumors, right?

Were marriages and sets were separated, but pretending not to be, but then they were separate. I don't know. And then they kept out that they were probably dating other people while they were separated or whatever. And real quickly, by the way, Angie also explains why tramping with eyes is a compliment, because that means you have nice tight skin and it's better to say that than you're wrinkly. So I would take that as a compliment. It's like, nice, unnot believable at all save.

Right. I believe with eyes. There was a, this is from Substack Open Water, trampling with eyes and other perfect insults. So I guess this is the saying that we've just never heard, right? I hadn't heard it and I really loved it, to be honest. I don't even understand it. I don't even understand it.

I thought it was funny. So my favorite thing when I was in the trailer, I was like, oh my god, to be honest. I don't even understand it. I don't even understand it. I thought it was funny. So my favorite thing, when I was in the trailer, I was like, oh my god, I got him. So Marichas, well, I think it's really sad for women, if that's what you even are, to poke. And don't mean that it's transphobic. I mean, are you even a human being? Sorry about that.

That came off very wrong in the middle of my sentence here. But well, I said it's really sad for women to poke and prod at another woman for being honest about marital problems. So much in here. I'm going to say and to try to weaponize that against her, it'll lead her deep, me it'll lead her. Why can't I read the sentence? When I'm really happy, God, I got to finish this, where's the period on the subject? I got out. WAPA NICE, my open relationship. The same year I have a podcast out called Hanging in the Balance. They're probably going to get the worst available on our radio. Our podcast just got picked up by

tenuousmarriages.com. How could you even weaponize it? What is their marriage called? There's shows called Hang by Thread. Barely still here. But you still here. Talking about my, my, on the frosty relationships network. I don't hurt my husband network radio. I hate you more than I love this. Eddie and I agreed to marry you. It's a goal. So, Angie's I, but you bring up other marriages. I didn't talk about your marriage. Um, so Angie's like, oh my God, you cannot yell at me about things. When things like this come out, then we respond. And then another person says another thing that is called that Greek circle.

And say, long are against women. And they have this right where I just like, what do you listen? You say something about marriage, something low, I say something low. That's just how it goes, Meredith. I'm just like, oh, you've tried to crush my perfect marriage. It's like another yelling circle,

but God damn it's funny. And then out of nowhere, hey, Ira Madison three tweeted, I was like, Ira. And then he's, oh, I think that's the question. Yes, Ira Madison three tweeted. I was like, Ira. And then he's oh, I think that's that. Yes. That was Ira. I look look. I was like not too long ago Danny Pelic Reno got a question in I ever got a question in the My problem I feel like it's time for us to get a question except that every time the Andy puts out the call I'm like, I don't have any questions so weird. I was blank. I'm like, uh, what's your favorite color? So Ira's I was blank. I'm like, uh, what's your favorite color? So Iris question was,

Hey, Whitney definitely used Monica to be the one to bring up the rumor on camera. She's either a villain or a... That was Andy doing Iroh Madison. That was me doing Andy doing Iroh Madison. Oh, so I'm all proud of Iroh. I didn't, I'm looking in my notes. I'm like, where am I?

He's on Monica. He's on Monica. Hold on Monica. He's on Monica cut. Okay. Okay. Okay. So with me, it looks happy that he's called her a villain, right? And she's like, um, not true. Huh? One, this is a tricky situation. Cause one, I didn't know about the rumors. And three, I never heard the rumors and nine the first time I heard the rumor mouth hurts and This is like yeah when I told you in Palm Springs and Monica's like I just want to clean her up. I something I just want to start by saying that I don't blame Whitney for what comes out of my mouth because like I say what I want to say so Period, but it's easy. Period.

Yeah, I don't even know how to make the Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, noise that she does. And Angie is like, Manaka, Manaka was determined for this to come out about me because she went around to everyone in this group and said there were rumors about me in the first week filming when I thought we were just, we were friends and she was determined to come on national television and trash my marriage.

And Monica's like, no, we're with him. She's like, uh-huh, you went to every single person in the group the first week of filming and said you know a rumor about me and I thought we were friends and Monica's like, um, I didn't never tell Whitney. And she's like, I didn't never tell Whitney. And she's like, I am talking. This is my Greek marriage. This is my Greek moment. You have no respect for Greek love and marriage.

And so you need to Greek sip it. It's a Greek Greek. Oh wow, you finally made it four seasons later, which is funny because you were the one who literally like also went on that journey. And it was so good because Andy actually goes, oh yeah, four years later you finally made it. And Andy goes,

well, I mean, the same could be said to you too, Monica. I'm, I made it, bitch. I deserve to be here. Hashtag pillar of the community. Okay, because I take all the boxes, spending your kids money on a fucking purse, you're irresponsible and you're sending a bad message to your deuters.

Oh my gosh. So she tells Andy, well, at least I didn't have to force it. And this, they're all talking over each other. So then Andy, wait, Angie says, force did, didn't she say something like, I'm glad you said that actually, because it makes more sense, because I wrote a little ranger over a carport.

You're fucking over. I I She said something like that and I couldn't figure it out. So I said I'll just admit it. But she said I'm getting out of car port I was like, I think she said something about a car port, but it's weird to bring up a car port So I'm just not gonna bring it up. But then again now that you say it. It's Angie of course. She'll bring up a car port I think she's actually now that we're talking about how we don't get it I think what she's saying um, oh really forced have, you, you have a fucking randruver rover under a carport, meaning like, you don't even have a garage for a nice car. Like,

that's actually cool. Fucking fake. That's actually cool. That's so cold. Wow. Well, Andy, yeah, this whole thing was cold. And she's like, oh, I'm spending your money, I'm spending your kids money on a fucking purse. That is irresponsible. And Monica's like, are you in pain? Monica makes that high squeal. She does in that video with her mom when her mom is like, I didn't push you down those days.

You did that to you. And Monica thinks she's won something like, I got you to admit it. You know, she starts squealing at her like, you keep my kids out of your fucking mouth. She didn't say anything about your kids. She said you're a terrible mother. That's not saying. Your kids are terrible. I don't know.

I'm not talking about the marriage. Talked about the husband. I don't like when people say that. Oh yeah. You can't you better keep my kids name. She did not say anything about your kids. She said you're terrible at mothering them. That's usually the person who's lost the argument

is gonna go to the keep my kids out of your mouth because that means you've lost the argument so you can throw this sort of moral high ground thing at them instead and she goes, she's like, yeah, I'll keep your kids out of my fucking mouth. You piece of shit and then she goes, well, don't talk shit about mine. You can fuck off.

I was like, oh, well, you got it. Like you can fuck off your kids. You can fuck off your kids. Yes, but I like it. I like it. You know, you have to say, Angie, well, you. Angie, you know, you have to say, Angie, well, you don't have to say, I have to say, Angie is not afraid.

You know, she may be super awkward and trying to remember her lines, not me for some of the time, but she is not afraid of fighting with these people. I mean, she went for Meredith and got right in Meredith's face, oh, and behind her back, and around her,

and under her, and popped up above bathroom stalls to try and fight with Meredith. But I want to even whipped out the have dare you can't you keep my children out of your mouth, which is normally something on these shows that's like a stopper, right? It was like, you know, what Gina did to Shannon Bedore. What's she, which mine me, what Gina did to Shannon? Um, for child members, she's like, those are my children. You're calling it's made a joke about child protective services, which probably, by the way, the crappies we probably shouldn't, that moment was a big moment. Um, but, uh, so she shut up Shannon with that.

But, um, yeah, Angie was like, that's what bitch. You talked about my kids too. Uh-huh. So, you know, Angie, you know, I think that Angie, is she awkward? Yes. Is she awkward? Yes. Is she thirsty? Yes. Does she try too hard with her fashion?

Yes. But I think that she has definitely earned a spot on this show. And I would like to see her come back next season. I think so too. Yeah, I think they're great. You know what I have to say? I think the whole cast is pretty great. I don't see.

It's hard to see how Monica could return, but we've seen stranger things happen. And let's not forget this is the show that kept bringing back Gen Shaw and Gen Shaw was I mean I don't know how they could ever justify bringing back Gen Shaw after so much of the people on this show. So so much of this show is about healing and redemption and you know forgiveness and like there's like all that stuff. I think they'll make it happen. I think that Bravo's going to let them cool down for a moment.

And then Bravo's... I'm sure Bravo does. I think Bravo will make Monica step away from reality vantes. But I think that they're going to get it. This group is still eager to make their mark, to be with the big dogs of Beverly Hills, et cetera, because you know what, their ratings are really good, but they're not nearly as good as Beverly Hills.

So they know what it's about, and they're gonna do it. Look, Jen Shaw spent a summer railing on Brooks Marx. That is Meredith Sun. You wanna talk about Brooks marks. That is Meredith's son You want to talk about like you don't talk about the children. That's Meredith's son That's like that is really bad and Meredith still came back and filmed with Gen shot and then not only that went on to be okay with Gen shot and then almost advocate for Gen shot so it can happen we can make it work We'll see but it has been glorious

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