Watch What Crappens - #2290 RHOBH: This Is (Esophag)Us

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

It’s a touching episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E11) as Kyle pays tribute to her late friend, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t still pettiness on display.  Annemarie continues to keep Esophagusgate alive, which is… a choice.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Is that you feel bad? How'd you feel about it? I don't know, maybe cry. I was actually surprised. I was like really crying by the end of it. I just was sad. It made me, I'm not like, you know, made maybe think of the pain that a lot of the people that we were seeing on screen endure it and maybe think of the pain that a lot of people weren't on the

screen, have had to endure surrounding suicide, etc. I was really, you know, I was very, very moved by it, which is surprising. Oh, I'm so sorry. I wanted to talk about esophagus. That was really great that you tried to talk about something that means something, but I really, I mean... Well, I'll tell you one thing that was not moving. Something to put down, something to throw it. So yeah, no, I still thought that I was actually mad.

I was mad that a Kyle Richards helmed storyline was making me cry. But I'm a softie, believe it or not. So there it is. What do you think? Well, that was a pretty big one. I mean, this is really sad. And I know it's a year of being in asshole and more and more people come over to the Kyle as an asshole side as time goes on.

But still really sad. I mean, my God. It doesn't matter who somebody is. Stuff like that is super, super sad. So don't worry, we will not be making fun of that. I think I have a couple of comments about it later, but it's not my fault. It's Kyle and Morgan's fault, but like what are you going to do? So, let's go... Let's start this episode. First of all, I was very confused because I don't know, it's Beverly Hills. It wasn't the most exciting episode, which I don't need every episode

to be super exciting to be entertained. But you know some of the episodes are like, oh my God, let's play a game. They're talking about licking each other's toes. There are some scenes like that where any normal person starts scrolling on their phone. I mean, that's what phones are for is to get you out of the tedious bullshit You're putting in front of your eyes in the first place to yeah, always time with some other tedious bullshit Okay, we all do it

but when it came back from commercial, I was like, weren't they in oh high? Was this the lamest trip we've ever seen? I mean, I know it was just like a day trip, but Ohai is not really that close. Well, remember this was an Ohai trip to celebrate Anne Marie's birthday. So like all things pertaining to Anne Marie this season, it was fleeting and not on screen for very long. It was cut short, thankfully.

Oh God. So do you ever watch the after show things that they do where they interview each other? Sometimes I do, but did not watch anything involving this episode. Oh this one I didn't I don't really watch them, but I was watching the clip of one that was posted I think on Reddit. Thanks Radad, I love you. It was Kyle and Erica interviewing each other and Kyle and Erica interviewing each other. And we got correct info at the beginning of the season

from Old Queen in a Bar, who's one of our friends and sources, just an Old Queen who sits at a bar in LA. And sometimes we will see him and get some information. And they told us that Kyle was faking this whole, which by the way, I don't think it was, I don't think that that part is true necessarily, but that Kyle was making this whole Morgan thing, a big storyline because she had caught Mauricio having an affair or something in Instagram DMs.

It was like something like DM thing. That was kind of what we were going with at the beginning of the early style was because I believe Old Queen in a bar. Old Queen in a bar has really failed us not very many times. And that was kind of what we found out tonight. And Kyle was talking about it. She said that before the season, she had caught Mauricio and she's pissed. She's not taking it anymore. Not cheating, but on Instagram DMs and stuff. And then the other part of that that was interesting was then it cut to Amory,

who's being interviewed by nobody. She's just sitting there alone. And she's like, oh my God, like, you know, I mean, it's just like all these people like want fake things in their marriage. Like they don't want our husbands to tell them the truth, but like I do, like hello, 8.5, okay? Like he calls me an 8.5.

And my friends are like, why do you accept him? Just calling you like an 8.5 like that. And I'm why do you accept him just calling you like an 8.5? Like, I'm like, you know what? I'd like to perform my husband to be honest with me. I'm not so what it is. So my husband is like completely honest and she just keeps going alone in this big cavernous sound stage.

That is a good metaphor for Anne Marie. I mean, it's just, she's like one of the most puzzling housewives in terms of why she's even there. Not even, not, I shouldn't say why she's even there, but why she's a housewife. Because she really is, been on this season so briefly, and really only seems to fixate on a Nusophagus. She's getting a little bit of the sigh at it, where sigh focused only on food and an anemory is on a Sophocus. So she's like the next, she's literally the next evolution of side

because I was like, she's hungry. And now Ann Marie is at the Asophagus level of the process of eating and digesting. So yeah, that's gonna be, I don't think this is a great launch for Ann Marie, but maybe you probably see something that we don't. They literally probably see something that we don't. Because we don't see Ann Marie. I think Kyle we don't. Because we don't see a girl.

I think Kyle brought on somebody to be on her side, no matter what. And it just doesn't work. So, hey, bring on the other ones tonight, Kyle. So she also gets to bring Teddy tonight. I'm like, how many side dishes does one person get? I mean, Kyle is like me to stay cast surrounded by side dishes.

Yeah. I mean, I will give, okay, I'm gonna give Amory credit for one thing. I do think that she's tele, I will give, okay, I'm gonna give Amory credit for one thing. I do think that she's telegenic in that like, when she's on screen, she's like, I feel like her energy is really good on camera, but yeah. Why do you have to say something nice?

I mean, you don't have to. I know that that's in your personality. She's like a naughty. But you don't have to. She knows what? But you know what though? She's like a, you know what she is? She's like the duck sauce that comes with the negrole.

It's never quite enough. So it's like this is good, but like where is it? It's already gone. You know? So you want more amaries, what you're saying? I think you just, okay, I'll change that. Yeah, let's drop it. Amarisex, just leave it with me.

I'll take care of it. I know you don't want me to. Okay, you've got me. No, I don't care about being mean to amariesx. I just just I'm just trying to. I don't even say her name right her name is clearly Ann Marie. It is a N N E Marie. And they all call her Ann Marie. So I mean, even the cast is like who? What? Why? But guys, time you soft, I guess is tiny your soft, I guess is a tiny sudden and so Carl's at home getting ready for her day trip. Oh, hi, like I thought it would be funny go to high for the day because like Emery's birthday

because like every time is Emery's been around, there has been absolute chaos with people just hounding me about possibly dating Morgan Wade. Let's cut to the clip to that. Not Kyle. We have no clips of that because nobody cares. And she's like, yeah, so I thought like why not take a nice day trip? It gets to know each other better and just enjoy a girl's day out without any arguing for once, maybe, which this is Kyle's way of saying, I want to have a

girl trip where I can come for someone. And then afterwards, I can say, oh my God, this is not the relaxing trip. I want it for Anne Marie, but the joke's on Kyle because it actually winds up being a perfectly nice trip for Anne Marie. Yeah. So then, Sutton and Garsell are driving together and Sut's like, ah, don't ever want to do taco to you say, again, I just don't want to do that.

I don't even want to do a taco, let alone on a Tuesday. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha's like, well, I haven't seen anybody since then. Oh, I did see Dereet last night and we hashed out. And by me, we hashing it out, I said about three things and then Dereet made herself the victim. So what's the reverse of? Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, is that it? So she's like long story short. I'm moving past it. So then something's like, well, my good friend, Amber Scott, we're going to be going to her family's house and it has a wine lunch tasting. Wine tasting

don't really work out on this. I don't think we've ever had an exciting wine tasting. One of the worst ever was the one where they were actually in France when Lisa Rina was trying to make Lisa Rina Vanderpump Rosé happen after they got rid of Vanderpump and then Lisa Rina tried to ape her business, which didn't really work out. And that was one of the most boring trips I think we've ever seen. So congratulations, Ohio, you're right up there. I'll tell you one thing though,

why tasting is that Potomac? Whole other story. So Garcell is like, she's like, great, well, you know, so what's Kyle gonna drink? She's not drinking what she can taste, and so I guess she is gonna taste water, and it's delicious. So they are-

Water Wednesdays. Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. I actually, it's a water Thursday for me right now. I'm gonna have some right now. Glad, thank you for mentioning that, son, because I'm gonna open up this bottle right here.

So they arrive, and they're all arriving at Kyle's house, so the dogs, of course, are like, you know, it's like entering like a scene from city slickers. Those dogs, it's like a cattle, cattle drive or something. All these dogs are running all over the place. The cars are trying to pull out. The dogs are running around. So they come up and they're like, oh my god, you guys are so, you guys are, you guys are in pink and we're in beige. And Erica has COVID. Yeah. She said, I tested three times yesterday. I just had a scratchy throne. I thought, perhaps she was out of the trees. And then I said, oh, still got it. Hey, but cover test pass. Okay, back of the said, still got it, bitch. So, Ann Marie is like, oh my god,

it's like so sweet, if they plan to start for me. I mean, I think we're just gonna go and like have silly girlfriend. Well, you know what, like I'm gonna have a fun time. Even though Sutton is gonna like pretend to like have like, she's gonna need to, she's gonna pretend to need a booster seat for a suffocates, but like still, I'm gonna I'm in a good time. So yeah we're just gonna see how the digos. So then so they're in the car and Sun's like hey everyone I've

major news announcements okay let me clear my throat it's gonna take a few beats longer because of my Sophocos hold on. Hem hem. Hem. Okay. So, I went on a date and he was with a man named Steve and guess what? He lacks, he's texting me and guess what he wants to do his second date. They're like, oh my God, son, that's amazing. And then we're going to get split into two groups because that's how we roll on housewives. So some people go shopping and some people drink wine at the key life. No, I think they all drink wine at the key life.

I don't know. They go shopping in two groups. So sudden crystal and Dorit go into an olive oil store, which is interesting because that is the character that Duret has studied for the Peter Pan Panto. Just say, what do you want Peter Pan? Come on, Papa. That's a crossover I would love. Papa Pan, that's great. So Duret immediately, there's someone there who speaks Italian, so Duret immediately

goes over and says, oh, L'Iquini, Lasagna, I forgot to. How are we for dear cheese? It's a me Mario. Book it to people, right? Don't they start the lemon rumour to book it to people? I'm designed to eat it to. So they're just looking at her like this idiot and Kyle and Garsell and Ann Marie go into a clothing store and Kyle's buying like a lot of stuff which then prompts Kyle

to alert us like I don't even know how frequently I shop like how often do I buy something. I mean for sure like every day like I can definitely find something somewhere I mean they're big things there's sometimes there's little things I mean I mean, for sure, like every day, like I can definitely find something somewhere. I mean, there are big things. There are sometimes there's little things. I mean, I can shop on my phone, like at home, in bed, online shopping, gas station, airports, love it. Kyle, it's not significant that you have to spend money every day. Most humans, most humans have to make a purchase every day. That is different. This is not a personality trait. Welcome to like being alive. It's just like, some days.

Like, you know when you go get gas, first you have to pay for the gas and then you go inside. And there's like, stuff you can buy inside. And sometimes, I'll even get gum. I'm crazy. Yeah, this is a real, to me, this is a real fail in the relatability. It's like, she's trying so hard to be relatable about stuff that's like very basic, very basic. You know what? I buy so many things. Sometimes when I go into Starbucks, I actually buy a beverage because you can buy beverages there because I just, I'm a crazy shopper. What can I say? Someone sent me a screenshot, which

I of course can't find, but it was, it's a Kyle doing an Amazon live. She's like, my favorite things to cook with. I was like, wow, I hope she sells cooking utensils better than she's selling lesbianism because I don't think there have been any new converts. I just gotta say, this is, you know, gay people, I think a lot of gay men, there's like, I don't wouldn't say a rivalry.

Like I think we certainly don't feel it. But there's like stereotypical things that people say. Like, gay guys never date because they're just always fucking and they're like out partying every night. And it's like really hard to get a gay guy tied down. But then lesbians, I'm just called the you hell the first week, you know, because lesbians just want to settle down. They're boring. Kyle, you're not really distantly, not really changing any myths here, okay? I think we need better PR for lesbians. That's what I'm gonna advocate for for the rest of the season.

We need better advocates. Maybe for humans, even, you know. And people who like to shop in mini-marts. Actually, honestly, for hats. If you wanna open it up. Lesbianism is not the issue here. Hats, hats need a better ambassador than color Richards. Fake lesbianism is probably the issue

because we don't even know if they're gay. That's the thing queer mating needs better representation. Okay. So they get to the winery and this guy bling, he's the sommelier, he's like, hey, so here you go. Like this first one. This guy's really like this. He's like, hi, welcome.

Hope you like Rose. This was, this is maybe why Ohio is not a wine capital. He's like, yo, so this red wine, it's red, and goes well with me. So if you're having like pizza or like a burger, this is a good red wine for that. So Kyle is like, I just really like to get away at chew of high or other places that aren't LA because I like LA, but you know, it's not really giving me everything that I need lately. And like, I'm kind of growing out of it. And once Porsche has done with school, I'm going to choose someplace to live that I can hike and have dogs. It's going to be more conducive to what brings me happiness. So, Porsche, just, just, uh, dog year this moment and,

feel free to bring it up in about 10 years to your therapist when you're wondering if you're starting to feel like your mom blames you for her unhappiness. You can just provide this as some evidence right here because that's called basically like, yeah, once Portia finally moves on with her life, I can be happy. Also, that's what people say when they're divorcing.

Look, once the kids are out of the house, so much. I'm out of there. My big response to Kyle, saying, threatening to leave LA once don't threaten me with a good time, okay. Do you need a train ticket? I will literally buy you a,

I'm on the Amtrak site. What can I get you? I'm a big spender. I love to shop, do it every day. Yeah, what can I get you? I also, I love just, I do love Kyle continually, continuing to just kind of trying to siphon off Morgan's persona. Like suddenly she likes being outdoors and,

and, uh, Rowan and Cano's and, she's like listen, give me a harmonica and a stoop of a trailer to sit on and I'm happy. It's really all I need. You know what I really need? I need a yard that overlooks the Tennessee mountains. While I play a washboard. Shannon Doha.

Oh yeah. You know what all I need is I just need a porch, a starry sky, the Tennessee Valley below me, and Shannon Doha plan on banjo. That's really all I've always wanted. Actually, she's Appalachian. Sorry, I don't know where I got Tennessee from. Wait, where's Appalachia?

That is Appalachia. That is Appalachia. Appalachia is owned brand. Yeah. Appalachia. Appalachia has its own, I mean, I think West Virginia is very Appalachia, but I think Tennessee can't it's too. I think it all goes, some of the Appalachian trail goes all the way up to New Hampshire.

How about that? How about that, everyone? You just learned something. Well, I love a trail. Like literally, like all I even eat now is like trail bikes. That's how serious I am about it. Can I tell you something? I went to college in New Hampshire

and the reason why I know the Appalachian Trail goes to New Hampshire is because every now and then, there would be these like Appalachian Trail hikers that would just sort of like walk through the college town because they were like on their trail going through. Who, if you want to know what a stinky person smells like, it's Appalachian Trail hikers, let me tell you something.

If you see someone hike in the Appalachian Trail, just hold, just stay back everyone. Just give them a wide berth. That's what I gotta say. This is your public service announcement. It's like, you know when they say if you're in counter-rebarant in the woods, you say still make yourself big and you scream. If you see an Appalachian Trail Hiker,

running is good. I think you just run the other way. No, people are confused. People are confused and they're going to see Appalachian Trail hikers coming and they're just going to start banging pot to pants together. And the poor hikers, we terrified. Stop using advice. And by the way, if I, I sort of got of someone since me an angry

email about like, how dare you say that? Actually, like, there's a lot of like ways that you can stay hygienic on the Appalachian Trail. Thank you in advance, but I've already smelled them. This is empirical evidence. I've done it. I've done it. Okay, I've encountered Appalachian Trail people in New Hampshire. I don't want to smell them anymore.

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Okay, so the, what's just played like girly things? So the first thing is gonna be like, like somebody's so, my god. Okay, so, sudden news show, you're gonna like, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, so, sudden news show, are you gonna get a little bit gruddles style? It's gonna make way that! Oh my God. God. Oh no, no, no. It's, okay. We have to, we have to dominate crap housewives table games for the crappies

and some category that has the phrase God awful in it. Like this house, this stuff, gotta go. Housewives dinner games are the Appalachian Trail hikers of Housewives plots. Just let go. There we go. There we go. They are the, they they come in, they're smelly and they're intrusive and we'd like to see them on their way. Continue on your path. I'm with Fab. Okay. Um,, a set in Lixitou, I forget whose toe, I don't care,

Dorets. It was Dorets. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she sucks, Calto. Oh, she likes it. She just gives it a little bit. A lick, sorry. And then it's like, oh my god, Licking Toes.

Where, I mean, Dorets, Lix, PK. So, And then, Prismably. And then, Sutton puts her tongue in Kyle's mouth, which is crazy. And then they have to make O face, orgasm faces. And Doreet does, Doreet does what I'm like, she's got the vapor.

And then, I mean, Crystal's my favorite. This is my favorite. She's like, Crystal looked like she was my favorite. I'm pretty. She's like, Crystal looked like she was on a rollercoaster. She's like, like the look of like what is happening when she is orgasm?

As Rob like lifting up a pillow like Simba, like why, like, why is she so horrified? I mean, I don't know. I think that I don't think that's like a, I don't think Rob's like someone you'd cast an porn necessarily, you know, but I think sometimes it's okay to just avoid making O face in front of your friend, especially if it's like, oh my God, turn out the lights.

You know, we're something like that. Like if that's a good face, it's saying or like, oh my God, we use a soul instead of the sugar. You know, I don't make that face. So now, Sun has a card that you have to read and it's what's appropriate for husbands when communicating with other women on social media. And Kyle goes, don't murder. Yeah, this was by the way, the one card in the game that was handwritten, because it was collided by the producers Like everything is like I'll see your face over hitting every single plot point Kyle wants to in this game She just brought, you know, yeah, and we're taking well

You're not supposed to be communicating with other women on social media and Kyle's like well I've had like fights with Mo over that like I hate that stuff like liking people's photos Following people no which by the way if Kyle is when she says this if she's with Mo over that, like I hate that stuff. Like liking people's photos, following people, no, which by the way, if Kyle is, when she says this, if she's so, if she's like triggered enough by Mauricio liking a photo, then all this business with Mauricio and his dance with a stars partner, holding hands and public, going out to dinner together

and just like, oh no, they're just friends. Uh-uh. Because if Kyle doesn't like the heart, she's definitely not going to stand for a hold hand holding. And Mauricio knows that. So to that, I give a raised eyebrow. Well, I give this a raised eyebrow as well because I saw an interview with Morgan a while ago and they were asking how she met Kyle

or maybe it was on the show. I don't even know. But she's like, well, she, she'll be on his grave and the start like my post reached that to me and my friend saw they were like, wow, that person's fabulous. So you were kind of doing that. Kyle, by the way, I'm trying to hit the grid alert. So it's very salt burn. It's very salt burn. It's like harmonica burn. We've got too many salt burns already this week. We've got JT from Southern charm.

We've got Monica from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Kyle should just be like heartburn. I don't even think she could make people sit through the entire movie. She is heartburn. Kyle is not salt burn. She's heartburn. Yeah, what happens when you punch down with salt burn? That's what Kyle's doing

Yeah, oh so that Right Salt burn you're supposed to go at the end. She gets to live in a trailer on a mountain him mounted. As you dance is that awful song. Okay, so they bring out a cake for Ann Marie and the cake just to Flates completely bored with its own life. And so everyone needs cake. And by the way, I'll just randomly go. Would you date my man? I don't know where. I'm sorry. We get to the card that you had stacked in the deck Kyle, we got to the mo card, but the cake was brought to you soon. Come on. She had to have a bathroom emergency. I was like, I just got to get

this out. You got to get this out before I go over the bathroom. Guys, literally, I'll Kyle wants to talk about and then we will ask her. So to read read it's like, where the hilded is going from? And so it's like, wow, that is a weird question to ask. Randomly. My cousin's lesbian. What was that? My best friend, my best friend, Jennifer, was in a movie about lesbians. So everyone's like, what? I wasn't even going anywhere. She's just like, yeah, my cousins lace me. I've heard of such things. I've seen Alan. So, uh, something's like, no, no, I'm not interested. It costs like you've never dated a

woman. And Garsell's like, you know, there are times I've thought about it. If you're going to be honest and crystals like, you've never dated a woman. And Garsell's like, you know, there are times I've thought about it. If you'd be honest and Crystal's like, what would you? And she's like, would I, let me pretend to think. Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe I would, yeah. And I really don't appreciate you guys asking about my marriage. I go, okay, Kyle.

So Garsell's like, wow, Kyle a few years ago, it was like, shock that we would have three thumbs or talk about making out with the women and now look at her. And she's like, wow, Garth's like, wow. So now she's open to having a relationship with a woman. Well, I don't know, but I think there's a country song in that.

Garth's been giving some really shady interviews and I really appreciate it. So, because I love the way she just gives that, she does that dry delivery and just looks at the camera. She barely even has to move to give her wink, you know? Oh yeah. So, cause like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. When I was in Cabo with friends,

a question came up about sizzling, oh my God. I just learned this thing about sizzling, oh my God. Kyle is acting like you do when you come back from like sleep wake camp and you're like, oh my God, I just learned this thing about Siserring. Oh my God, Kyle is acting like you do when you come back from sleep wake camp. And you're like, oh my God, I learned things. And she's going to that moment that we all have seen people go through in college where girls, and this is speaking as best friend to girls during college,

I didn't go to college, but I went to their college as okay, cause that was where the party was at. But where there's, we all know that girl who's like, oh my God, like they want attention from the guys to be like, I'm gonna make up with that girl. And they're like, oh my God, gain it. Maybe I'm by.

And then they're all over it. And like by the time they're 19 or 21, let's make it 21, you know. But we all know that. We all know that trajectory. And I feel that's what Kyle's on right now. I think that she's on her midlife crisis, but her midlife crisis is probably something to do with living the youth that she was robbed of as a child from growing up in a traumatic household or whatever. And so now she's like 19 and some country western bar like thinking she she's gonna make herself cooler

by possibly making out with a girl. Ooh, that's talking about scissoring. Oh my God, someone stuck a chunk in my mouth. It's embarrassing, you know? And it's not just embarrassing as a gay person who's like, could we stop using like homosexuality as your kind of like bait to be more interesting for about five minutes,

but also just as a human being, like do something else. Well, to be a bit more like. I just wanna be more like. The like being so like the the wow factor, not the wow factor, but like the oh my god sister and your sister reminds me of when I was a teenager and I got drunk for the first time.

And then afterwards I was telling my friends. I was like, oh my God, I got drunk. Guys, I love beer. Have you ever gotten beer? Oh my God, let's go like drink. Do you guys want to drink this after this weekend? Because it was so fun getting drunk, I want to drink beer, I love beer.

It was so fun, I really want to drink some more. That's literally how I acted, but I was also 17. You know, and that's what kind of thing now. I just heard of cis-ro. So how protected is this cast that nobody has heard of Sizzaring before? I mean, come on. How do you be on Bravo and not your best Sizzaring?

That's what I want to know. Yeah. And why is it okay on some shows to just be like, oh my God, Sizzaring and some shows it's like that is so offensive. So anyway, Crystal is like, Crystal knows what it is, right? So Garth says like, what is that? Like 69?

And so Garth's like, to read, let's show him how to scissors. So they get on the ground and they do it. They like put their, they do it. And it's funny. And as much as I'm like, oh my god, Garth says, do you find this storyline seldom? I was cracking up during this part. So I was, yeah.

I don't know if I was cracking up. I was like, oh, okay. I wasn't grossed out of anything. I was just like, this is, I'm like, these are adults who are like, just learning about scissors and it just feels strange. I think it was funny. I think just because you know when people are crying and I'll start like crying or like, when, you know, when people throw up and you throw up, like it's stand by me, like one person throws up pie and then the whole stadium throws up pie, that's how I am with laughing. I'm like, oh my God, this show's so good.

I went from being like, fuck this show, this show's having a terrible episode. And now I'm like, this shows literally, this is like the everybody loves Raymond of Housewives. Yeah. Now imagine Raymond's mom says, right, all right, guys, so we're only bringing up the oldest references today, by the way. Now imagine Raymond's mom's sister ain't. All right, guys.

So we're only bringing up the oldest references today, by the way. Yeah, I'm like stand by me straight into and everybody loves Ray. There you go. You're all welcome. Thank you. It's a good one to punch. So, they're sistering and then Kyle's like,

wait, more cards, more cards. Oh, and then this is the part where it's like, stick your tongue in the personalest mouth. Says that necessary to tongue in Doreet's mouth, which is, I think it was Kyle's mouth, I think. No, I don't know. Oh, no, no, Doreet's mouth. I think it was Kyle's because then Kyle's like,

oh my God, she actually touched my mouth. I'm a lesbian now. I don't know, I don't remember. I don't remember. I'm sure it's a read. It whatever. It was someone in someone else's mouth and it sounds like, well, you know what the saying goes,

you work hard and you play hard. Well, we fat hard and then we play hard. Like, well, you're fighting hard as you also working hard. Like, that's your job. So you are actually working hard. Well, as we always somehow get to a point when we have so much fun that we remember how much we really like each other and close

beyond, this is what I love about the group. I'm like, true, but also Erica's not here. So you guys are able to have fun. But we were also missing it. I was. You know what? I was going to say that too. I've never said that. I was going to tell this here. I've never said, wow, I really wish Eric was here. No, I think this is Eric's best season. Yeah, I think so too. I think it's not having an ally and having to stand alone, I think is really doing it for me.

I think she's doing great. I think because she's actually leaned into the villainy, truly the way she always should have. And now it's really, it's working, it's working for her. Okay, so guess what guys, if you were worried that nothing was going to happen in this episode, we have some exciting news for you. Garcelle gets to shoot a scene with her sons. It's everybody's favorite.

Garcelle and her sons. So they talk about sex a little bit. And then because you know know one of them's dating and such like you better not be having sex yet. So they talk about that and then we do have anything to say about that before I just skip it because I don't. So I have literally nothing to say about that. Okay so PK and Dari have counseling for her PTSD. So okay, so the doorbell rings and PK looks like he's going to go answer but does a detour to go scratch some pizza down. Which is so truthful.

I mean, that is just like truth and television right there. Been there. Yeah. I feel like that's how the producers get P.K. to show up to things. They just put down pizza pies and he just follows the trail until suddenly he's at the party. So, um, so then to read walks by, is, are you freaking kidding me, P.K.? I mean, you, you said that's her and you stopped off to get a piece of pizza. Oh my god, P.K., you are one of a kind. Just wanted you to either way and she opens the door and there's the therapist.

Just wanted to let you know that this man left you waiting at the door so we could have more pizza. He is claiming he has pizza, TSD, and that is just not fair. So she tells us that her biggest issue was that after the home invasion, she really needed PK around and he was traveling all the time. He was not there for her. And she's saying, you know, she wasn't herself, and then her husband is off in London, and she just was disconnected, you know?

And she's always taken care of PK, and now it's time for PK to show up for her. I'm like, he did show up for you. He just has crust on his mouth and that's natural. But he's here. You know what I mean? Just maybe show up for you with also a paper towel on his hand is what I would suggest.

Yeah, it's not that he didn't want to show up for you. It's just that there was a good two-for-one deal at little seizures of London. So he just can't stay away. But also what he's doing, he's been shooting a show. He sold a show with London that is over there. Let me just say over there, because I don't know geographically if I'm correct. I'm assuming. But PK has a show over there that's like Mori's show here. It's like a real, it's not, it's called like buying let's see, PK's overseas show.

PK's over. I think it's called, would you like a house, Gavna? It's called something like, born London, selling London on the London. In my rock bag, my rock bag. My rock bag. Oh, you know what, actually, he, and by the way, he actually also, he actually has a show in. Oh, you know what? Actually, he, by the way, he actually also,

he actually has a show in Germany. Do you know that? What's that? He has a show. What's that one? It's actually a travelogue show that takes it. It's called Ladies and Gentlemen Berlin. All right, wait for it.

I'll give you the theme song right now. Thank you. I'll give you the theme song right now. Poor Berlin didn't nothing to me. I love Berlin. But I just need less, you know, I just need more of a constant tone and less of a tone that hurts my ears. Okay. So I just PK's how show by the way, can I? Oh, sorry. Sorry.

No, you cannot. His show is called Selling Super Houses. All right, and that's what it is. Aspiring a state agent complete for the job of lifetime, showcasing and selling super prime properties for Comtley as the exclusive independent company. So they're both kind of doing the same thing. He's off doing real estate on television somewhere and Mauricio is off doing real estate on television somewhere. And guess what comes

with doing television somewhere. You've got a lot of young, very good looking TV ready people ready to flirt with you to be on television. Okay. So it's like the star of PK show, general-affition sticks. She's a very top agent in England, which is beautiful. Shea Pudzpie is so good on that. I'm doing amazing stuff. Just gorgeous.

Fiona Yorkshire Pudz, she can close a deal. Oh my God, thank God it's hosted by Fussan chips. Love. Phil and me Phil and mea mushy peas. Okay. So what were you going to say before I wouldn't let you say it? No, no, and I jumped the gun because I didn't realize you're you're about to come back to that. But what I was gonna say is actually, my take on this situation is,

PK not being present is probably his own PTSD. Like I am not saying it, let's him off the hook, but he is probably in a state of avoidance like that whole thing He probably feels so much guilt and he probably feels like so much fear around that all But he's actually probably trying to avoid Being home on some level because then it's almost like he doesn't have to be faced with it So like that was my first instinct when when Doree was saying this So like that was my first instinct when when Doree was saying this.

Well, while I would never try to steal your opinion from you and I totally respect you, I will not give PK that. No, I will not give it to you because PK was gone and this happened and then he's gone again. Like that's not I know I mean it might be true, but I'm still I will not allow it from PK from imaginary. Is this evidence that that argument I would say absolutely. My evidence has are you saying my evidence has been thrown out of the court of PK? I'm saying your evidence is great. And it's in evidence. It is an evidence, it's been accepted into evidence. Okay. I'm just that jury member who's like never gonna vote yes on it and it's gonna be a mistrial anyway.

So like we can argue if we want to, but mistrial because I will never let PK off on that. Ladies and gentlemen, mistrial. Okay, so. Take a breath of Jackson, Jackson. Berlin out. You can take the Metro. So, um, uh, so then Doreet says the reason she wants to have a session is because she feels like PK doesn't understand the severity of her PTSD and especially the part, the

surprise parts she doesn't like surprises anymore. And he goes and she says, you says, I've tried to tell you, and he would just have a reaction that was very defensive. And then you keep turning and introducing random bands from the 80s in the corner of the room. Where did they even come from? How did they get into every single room? We're in.

Promotions. Here comes one right now. But then we see Doree is trying to mix in PTSD with just being an asshole. And this is where I think PK really does have a point because we see a flashback to him doing this big pretty woman night starring Berlin not from pretty woman, pretty woman and Doree just being a complete fucking asshole about it and being like, what are we doing here? Why do I do not have my makeup that I want? And Pee-Kee, do you think this just happens?

There's a lot of effort that goes in to dressing a certain way Pee-Kee. Looking a certain way Pee-Kee. And he's like, to be honest with you, I think I'm just not going to bother with Supporters anymore. P.K. What how many assistance do I have here? I mean more do I have my synth? Do I have my makeup?

I mean she was just acting like an asshole. She didn't like her dress. She didn't like the surprise. She complained about not having the penthouse sweet and now she's saying she was acting that way because of PTSD. No. No, no, no, no. Right. And PK is like, what does PTSD require you to discuss it then?

Then is that PTSD? Just, wow, PK, that's a really shitty thing to say. It's like, no, no, I'm interested. I think that's what I'm asking. So therapists is like, no, he's saying, hey, your timing was off. You know, like maybe like, can we table that? Like do we have to? He's basically saying, do you have to call off, maybe can we table that? Do we have to, he's basically saying, do you have to call me out every single time in public?

Can we talk about it later? And there's a freaking Osman in the world that would have taken commonly to what she said, when she said in front of Berlin, I mean, after what I just done, do you understand? Do you understand that? And the therapist is like, okay, well,

let me try and explain this to you. So super rough for me, because you're both awful. And so me trying to have to pick a side between who's more awful is terrible. So I'm trying to explain to you, how to both be better, even though I know that neither one of you is really going to get it. Does anybody understand how I feel about that?

Listen, PTSD is born in, you know, it's born in anxiety, right? And it's nothing to do with good surprise, bad surprise, or that slice of pizza you're stuffing into your mouth. It's just something that catches you off guard. So your instinct is to walk around ready for something horrible to happen all the time. Does that feel like it makes sense? And Dorita's like, fiction Sarah. It's like how I felt doing our entire honeymoon. I thought something terrible was going to happen every single second. I walk around the corner, I go, oh my god, I married that

man. And it would come true. So she's like, does it make sense to you, PK? He's like, listen, their elements I understand. They're also elements that I don't consider all PTSD. Like, I just consider her being more obnoxious than PTSD. And then we go back to the pretty woman night. And she's like, the presidential suite at least, Karina, do you have my Beverly Beach bronzer? Have you even paid for the Beverly Beach bronzer?

I don't think that you've paid the person back that you took the money from to make the Beverly Beach bronzer in the first place, okay? Allegedly, according to the woman who chased you around a pool in a TikTok video, when you guys were in Dubai. Those were the days. So, because the reality is, when does high maintenance blend with PTSD.

And so she tells us, you know, the first time that she, you know, one thing that she made her fall in love with PK was that he could like go things really easily, you know, and the last few years he's gotten a bit more, a bit more harsh, just a little bit more harsh. Like, I think sometimes it means sometimes it just tends to go low. Although a lot of times he goes low because I've dropped a pringle on the floor, so it just gets right on down there. But you know what I'm saying? He goes low.

And she's like, you know, look, he's saying I married a bubbly, wonderful woman. Now look at her. She's no fun at all. And she's like, well, I'm different because I've been traumatized. And so I can't help that. So you need to support me. And he's saying, dealing with the pressures of having to travel all the time and keep Dari happy is a balance, but they need, she needs to try to keep him happy too. And, you know, I mean, they kind of, they're pretty good at talking at all out. And then he gives kind of a little monologue about,

what is it, it's too long, I'm trying to read it, and I'm like, why did I write it? I don't know why. You think I wouldn't understand. It's helpful to me, of course I want to understand it. You know, and he's basically like, I want to understand you, and then he starts to cry. And then that's really, I think,

again, what to read. Watch, like, oh want to understand you, and then he starts to cry. And then that's really, I think, again, what Doreed wants. He's like, oh, oh, the lead! Yeah, that's the Bobba-lea moment of therapy. Like, you hit the Bobba-lea moment of therapy, you can go now, therapist, you've done your work here. You got Doreed to squeal. Yeah. And then she like climbed into this chair with him.

I'm like, there's not enough room for both of you. Go back to your chair. And so then, you know, you're really on PK today, okay? PK? No, the Franchrolla too. No, that was nothing to do with PK. That was to read. There was not enough, that was not a two-person chair. I'm going to throw this over to Mrs. Fish and Gips.

Mrs. Gemma Fish and Fish and Gips. No, I didn't, I was like, you're sitting right next to PK. Why do you have to get out of your chair and get them like a squeeze on the... So, sit on this lap pin, okay? Because this is the man that I'm married. So, now they're fine. So then everybody is getting ready to go to calls events,

they're getting ready seen, and Kyle's talking about how nervous she is about her speech and stuff. And then we get the side dishes. We get Morgan, who I still kind of like, I mean Morgan really hasn't done anything to me. And Teddy, oh my God. Just good old Teddy.

Teddy barely gets to play. Exactly. Yeah, luckily she doesn't really get to speak much on camera. So yeah, people are showing up. She tries, but they don't even show her face. And then Garsell just starts to say. So this event, and so Morgan is going to perform. So they're there.

And the event planner is like, okay, Kyle, here is the rundown. There's going to be past apps, okay Kyle, here is the rundown. There's gonna be past apps, okay? Past apps, receipts, proof, timeline, it's in the blanket. So she's going to this list and then like, what while she's doing that, Morgan's doing like a sound check and so Morgan starts playing some music and comes, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on. I have to go listen to it, I have to go listen to it. She's like lighting a lighter and like putting it in the air. Just like, she does her weird like moving back and forth. Like, oh my God. And she does her weird, she like sort of plants herself in front of the stage

like and she's sort of standing in that way. Like she just got off a horse and she's like, oh, the music touches my soul. I'm like, can I have heard her sing this probably five million times? But that's the thing. She's family. You know what I'm saying? She's like standing in front of her, like saying the'm like, how you've heard her sing this probably 5 million times? But they're getting things. She's family. You know what I mean?

She's like standing in front of her, like saying the words, like, so, so awkward. And you know, everybody has known the boyfriend or the girlfriend of the person in the band. And it's just so cringe to go anywhere with them where that band is playing. They're like, hold on a second, everybody. It's my favorite one. Can't believe the wind. It's like, oh my god, where are the piano bar? Just be quiet.

You have to sit down. You have to sit down. Yeah. And like the party planner had stuff to go over with you, man. You can't just like abandon this lady to listen to Morgan sing her song for the 15th time Morgan up there. I'd be like, eh, the flowers, oh, in the field. I'm Morgan's like they so made a kind of shrimp.

They're sparse. And grill shrimp. Also, did you listen to the lyrics of this song? What the fuck? Kind of party is this. This is so weird and incense. Okay, look, here's what I'm going to say. This becomes a very sad scene. Here's my thing. I get that at every memorial service we can't have

when beneath my wings. I get it. Okay, I've personally sung at it about four funerals. So maybe it's just that I'm used to hearing that. But you're trying to push this storyline of possibly dating this country star. Nobody's cared enough to ask you about it. You're still trying to push this storyline of possibly dating this country star. Nobody's cared enough to ask you about it. You're still trying to push it really hard. You had a scissoring scene earlier. You had like a eyesleep with women. Now you're having her show up at a party to sing and the lyrics for the song are like,

I know you think that I'm too old for you. But I was like, why are you singing that? What is this song about at a fucking memorial service? And then we'll get to the next song she starts singing. But was Kyle's like trying to mix too many things in here? And it's borderline offensive. Like keep that storyline away from this storyline. This storyline's fucking heartbreaking.

Yeah, wasn't there a lyric, but maybe it's the next song that was something like, is that takeoff? You had best of take-off. Oh, no, we'll get there. Oh, well, good there. I have the lyrics for the one that you had. Okay, good. I don't have those lyrics. Wow. No, I remember I was like, huh, interesting choice for a memorial service. So Kyle's nervous about her speech and everything. And so people start showing up. We've got our usuals. We got Kim. We got Fay. We got Camille.

The cast shows up. People are taking photos. And Garcell arrives and sees Teddy. And Teddy is like, Hi, hi, it's me, Teddy. The knot is back. Hi, Garcell is like, wow. Teddy starts, he's in trouble. So yeah, the knot is back. Hi, car cells like wow Teddy starts and comes up like y'all the not here Oh

Not only is she referring to herself as a nat I mean She's laughing I I rest my case you're on there. She's like during mess like there's a knot in her face Poor Teddy so more arrivals. Kyle is talking about how her best friends are her daughters. And now that she needs them, it's time for them to be there for her. So then we see her hiling Lurine's mother. Do I say hiring?

Why would I say that? Her hugging Lurine's mother, which is super sad. Oh my God. The way obviously. This is really. say that? Her hugging Lorine's mother, which is super sad, because there's a lot to wait. Obviously, this is really, oh my god. Lorine's mother, that's where I started to be like, oh my god, this poor lady, she was just crying right off the bat. Like, it's just really, you just sort of like feel it.

And the Kyle tells us that Mariso couldn't be there because he had to go out of town for business. And she goes, had this been a few years ago, I would have really relied on him on a nightlight tonight. I think it's not a great sign that Mariso was not there personally. This is Kyle's best friend. This is a true best friend. This is from when they were seven. This is a big deal. I think Maricio not showing up for it because he's got quote unquote business. It's not good. Mauricio is like, Mauricio is, he runs that company and he's powerful enough that he can come up with his own schedule and he can tell people, I can't come in

that night because I have got something very important to do for my wife. The fact that he is at way on business, I think speaks volumes. So Garsell is sitting with Crystal and Anne Marie, okay, and they're making small talk, and Anne Marie is like, guys, not to turn to subject, but like, okay, you guys know Sutton Bustrye, so like, guys with her small soft-gas, I just can't, okay?

Like, I feel like I'm beating a dead horse, but it's like driving me banana on its guy, a small softophagus, I just can't. Okay, like I feel like I'm beating a dead horse, but it's like driving me banana. It's got a small esophagus, seriously. Garcell and Crystal both, just they both do like the gym from the office of the camera, like what? And Garcell's like, I have a question for you. Why do you care? And I'm like, oh, I care because I'm in healthcare.

It's like literally part of the word healthcare. And so Garcell goes, I don't think it's very Beverly Hills's like literally part of the word healthcare. And so Garth Sal goes, I don't think it's very Beverly Hills. To be talking about someone's esophagus, when you can talk about their jewelry, you can talk about their bags, you can talk about how they resemble a small little insect that's not as cool as a fly.

You know, you can even talk about their plastic surgery, but not their esophagus. Well, okay, guys, like I was scouring all my medical books and I want to work. I was asking the New State Theologist, my last interviews and they were like, you could, you, listen, like you can't say that to someone in the medicine because you look stupid. Like the smallest asophagus doesn't even have a reason. Like, did you have an eating disorder?

Is that it? Because like a lot of acid reflex, like a lot of, wait, wait, wait, because crystals like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, really lady, you're gonna go to the woman whose storyline is literally about her eating disorder and you're gonna start throwing eating disorder accusations around like fucking tacky. And you know what, not liking you at first,

I try standing up for you, okay, a little tiny bit a long time ago. I barely remember it, but I did. And no, you're shit, you're shit, get out. They should just have like a gong where you can just be like, okay, she's crossed the line. That's it. Your audition is over, ma'am.

Just get a hook. Yeah, she goes, yeah, she's like, do you have, I'm gonna be a doll! I'm gonna be a doll! Oh, oh, oh, yeah, cause she's like, do you have a brother? Oh, well, well, well, well, yeah, saying, did you have an eating disorder?

Does she have an eating disorder? Cause of the asriflux, it can cause the scar tissue your throat. So, Chris was like, you're implying that she has an eating disorder and Anne Marie, Anna, Marie goes, no, not for the record. Those were her words, not mine. I never said that. And it grisels like you just said eating disorder.

I remember him. No, I didn't. I didn't say it. Never said those words. No. Mm-mm. So by the way, she's scoured all of her medical books. She's been looking everywhere she can and she can find no reference to a small

esophagus. Guys, that's not even a thing. Okay, well, I googled small esophagus. Cleveland clinic, esophageal structures, symptoms and causes treatment. It's an abnormal tightening or narrowing of the esophagus. People who ask, what causes a small esophagus? What is the treatment for narrowing of the esophagus? Causes, this is by the way, on the main page of HealthFline.com. And you don't even have to open the page. It's right there on the search results at the top. It says causes, what causes a small esophagus?

So really, how much scaring did you do? Because all I did was Google and I literally didn't even have to scroll to get anything I just said. You suck. Look, out. Well, Annemarie is saying actually that that's right, when you say what causes a small esophagus, the Annemarie is saying actually that. She's saying something causes it. You don't just have a small esophagus, something causes it. They're growing and they've caused it. But I'm not defending her, but I'm just saying that, that's what she's saying. But I don't know why she doesn't say that. Yes, somebody says I have a small esophagus.

She didn't say something's not causing it. She said I have a small, she said my brother has it too, and he has to go get a balloon put down there, which widens it, which is how it happens, which medically, if you're hearing that, that is, which also I've read on the internet, that's a very common way to have, it doesn't work forever, it's temporary, but you get a balloon put down there, they open it,

and then you have to go back every once in a while to get it done. So she's already explained this to her, and she has explained what you have to do to get it fixed And she's still pretending like it's not a thing that's not I just don't like as amory as a part of the hell of Someone who works in health care in the medical community why her Why her vibe is not like coming from more of a place of Care like why is it like?

So I guess like you don't just have the stuffy-holes. It's more like, you know, why isn't it like, oh, is that part, is there a larger issue? Or do you, have you looked into that because there may be a larger issue at play? Sort of not even her position to say anything in the first place, but being in that just a house, why I will give her the, I will give her the space

to ask a nosy question, but yeah, it's just, it's strange, I just feel, it's just a strange, I've just feel like this is such a strange, strange hill to die on, you know? So she's pushing it. But then what's also, you know, the eating disorder thing is a medical person. No, no, you don't just start throwing that around like it's a criticism of somebody like it's like a diss like, oh, man, what are you up to?

Eating disorder. Also, this whole thing started because of an eating disorder fight because they were accusing certain of not eating. And that was the thing like, oh, you drink and we never see you eat. And she's like, well, it's because I have a small suffocates. That's where all of this started. And now that she's bringing it around to eating disorder and then denying that she said eating disorder. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Yeah. To me, that was actually the worst part, but also the funniest part that she literally says eating, does she have an eating disorder? And Chris like, oh, so you're saying she has, you're implying she hasn't eating disorder and she's, I never said that. I never even said the words eating disorder. Where'd you even pull that out of, what? So she's telling us, I mean, Emory, you are the one who said it.

You need to own up to it and you're the biggest gas lighter and I don't need to look it up in a medical encyclopedia. What a gas lighter is. Okay. I was like, yeah, it's, well, they're fine, you know, crystals, finally getting to do something. So that's good. I'm loving an activated crystal. I know, me too, that I'm really excited for next week when she really is going to get

activated. So, they showed that clip a million times on Bravo since this episode here, and I've seen it like the promo for next week. All it is is Crystal Pink, you're such a fucking bitch! So, Aemmery is just like, all I said was that Darryl Seth, of course, is not a medical diagnosis period. That's all I said. And so, Garth was like, okay, I think I'm going to get something

to drink. Anyone want anything? Crystal's like a bottle tequila, please. Thank you, bye. So then, Sutton is talking about the theme with the nine because it's a suicide. You know, it's about suicide, basically. And she's talking about how her father died of suicide.

And Dorees just like, ooh, terrible. Wow, Doree does that thing where she just kind of squents and nods, which is good. Like she needs to learn to do that more. And she just kind of lets that and talk about it. And it's really sad, because she's talking about how her father was 62 and she was supposed to be there at the time that he did it, but she was late. She's like, typical me be there at the time that he did it,

but she was late. She's like, typical me, late all the time. And so she's held onto this guilt like she could have probably stopped had she been there. It's really sad. Let me welcome ourselves to the sun. G ourselves goes up to the sun and I'm like, girl, what? What happened?

It's because Amber is coming for you and you're small as suffigates. She's like, not to not. Not to not, not tonight. And then Dorita tells us, you know, God's say I love to strike a match and through it in the flames and then walk away and that's exactly

what she's doing with Sutton right now. You're best friends with God Richards. So please save some energy for your BFF because yes, Garcell does do that. It's also her job. And it's also what Kyle does. So if you're angry at Garcell, she'll be angry at Kyle too.

And she didn't walk away. Yeah, she did it right on camera, right? It's not like one of those things where she's trying to hide that they told Anne Marie she was wrong. And then she told Sutton what she said. There's nothing secret about what she just did. And also, by the way, Anne Marie was coming for Sutton.

And so like, lighting a flame is almost like saying, like someone says one small thing and then someone goes and just tries to make it much bigger than it really is. It's like, no, she came for your soft gas and applied it on an eagus order. So you should know. She came for your soft gas. This show. I an eagus order, so you should know. She came for your esophagus. This show.

I mean, listen to the things that we end up with. That's not an out-of-the-show. I guess that's an esophagus. She's in an earnest way. She came for her esophagus, already. Okay, so then, Doreet says hi to Morgan. Morgan's like, hi, David. Like, what do you mean, David?

Like, you don't like needing that. Do you come with your own backing track? I learned to do that in the man's. So, Doreet's telling us, I've met Morkin about two years ago. It was before Kyle and Morkin were really close. It was almost like boing. Boing.

So she tells a story of how they were all in London and they had dinner for Mauricio's birthday. And more can suck out like a swat-dum. Ew. You know, assuming one's thumb actually looks like a stick with a little bindle on the back and maybe a side that says, who wants to ride the trains with me. And to a motorcycle jacket. She went to the

she went to the public water fountain and tried to catch fish out of it. It was so awkward. The royal guards are bugging him how to kick her off the property. So she's like come to think of it. come to think of it. Come to think of it. That was the last time that coil and marizio had dinner as a gububo with me and the king. So she thinks she's, I love Wendery, thinks she's starting to solve some kind of mystery when literally Kyle has made the entire episode about Scissoring and Morgan, okay, so no

Kyle and Morgan are standing right across the room. I'm like, oh, well you are that fruit skewer. I love this I wish his head is taken a vision all day too Like you never ever had a puppy on a skewer. It's not really, but Listen, you got to do what you got to do it. All right. Okay, this skewer kind of reminds me of my luggage. So, I just need to tie a little bag around the end of it. She's like, oh yeah, you don't really like that. Can't allow building a skewer. Can't.

I was like, yeah, eat this, can you eat this, can't allow? Which by the way, why do you have can alope? This is an evening event, why do you have can alope on your skewers right now? I guess that's what you have to do in housewives if you want people to actually eat. And it's like, wow, here's some plain cut up fruit. Okay, here's some hard boiled eggs and some fruit.

Go for it guys. I sure do like that can alope. I don't have some of yours, Kyle. Yeah, and Kyle says, I don't like candlelight, just yeah, you know, like candlelight. I'll have it. So then they start, she starts feeding her the candlelight with her stick.

Like, oh, God, Kyle, you're trying to hard. Please stop. And then Dorita's just like, Dorita's like watching from behind a plant. She reminds me of the lady in the first season of Desperate Housewives, like the neighborhood gossip who's just staring behind always something,

looking at something scandalous. And Dorita goes, this is exactly how do we start, especially because I'll probably start them. Did you see the way she is? I can't do that. So now Kyle gets up after, after a whole thing is so weird because she's like really trying to push this thing in front of the camera. It's not

for friends. And then it's time to give her speech, you know. So she gives the speech. The speech is really touching. It's just talking about how she and Lauren knew each other since they were little kids and how close they were and how they grew as friends as adults and supported each other. And then this is intercut with Sutton talking about her father and his suicide and it really is heartbreaking. And then Kyle's like, okay, and now we have a musical performance from my friend Morgan Wade. So then Morgan Wade, so everybody's talking about people that they lost, right?

And they're intercutting it with this song by Morgan Wade and it's a touching scene So I'm not gonna make fun of anything anybody was talking about during the scene because even I'm not that much of a Fucker, you know, but these are the lyrics because it was going and I was like What are you singing? Like directly after a eulogy. Like she literally stepped down from giving the eulogy and here is the song we sing. I could go, if I could go let down my hair. What do you take off the clothes you wear?

And hold me here not. If I can learn to trust someone, one, my heart is like a loaded gun. Which also, not great. Tell me it'll be all right. And then the next verse, where is it Ronnie? Ronnie Goddamn it. Hold on, I think it's further in here. So then she says, let me down on the floor in the key of jam show my angry heart would I be in mess in. Won't you rest my angry bones? Are you really singing a song about fucking on the kitchen floor at a u-l-j-i?

I know. I can't. What is this song? It's like literally like, it's like literally going someplace and saying tonight let's celebrate the life of my dear friend Renee Bertuzzi all right, and now to celebrate it, a song. I like being buttocks in my life. I don't want anybody else who ain't nothing about you. I touch myself. It's like, what? I mean, look, I know it's completely tasteless to even bring

anything that we would laugh at into this scene, but that is just egregious, okay? Like what the hell? Nobody, there's not one person in production or anywhere that was like, are there any songs about like butterflies or like stars or? Or just like plain love? Or just like nature or human,

exist nature? Like, uh oh,? Or just like nature or human, exist nature. Oh, don't say nature. What about here they come? Is the Appalachian Trail hikers? Oh, no, they're coming. Well, that brings us to this. It was Beverly Hills.

Yeah, despite all that, I really was crying at the end. I was between Sunstore's, Kyle's story, watching this lady's mother. I was actually pretty like I was sad. But yeah, thanks everyone for being here. Go get your tickets for the Golden Crappies at watchcraftens.com. We'll see you at the show. And I guess what? We got more recaps coming up later this week.

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