Watch What Crappens - #2292 RHOM: You Can’t Shop With Us

Episode Date: January 13, 2024

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E11) Marysol throws a shopping spree party and invites everyone but Nicole.  Meanwhile, Lisa goes to a bank with Logan and teaches valuable life lessons.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today, the incomparable Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well hello Ben, thank you, thank you. How are you doing? Well I have a little bit of a bone to pick with you because I heard that you were the one who invited Anna to the Mama Cita brunch.

That was you're just trying to set us up. Okay, you're trying to set up Alexia. And I don't regret a thing. Except that she turned out to be a total dad. Except for that. Sorry. Yes. If anyone is owed an apology for that mess,

it is the audience, because wow, what a let down. You bring back Anna and then it's just up. Broom, broom, broom, broom. It was a sad fart, but it did set up this chaotic episode of Miami that we're about to recap. The Golden Crappies, Golden Crappies are happening in February, February 17th.

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And now, as I put on my reading glasses, like this is like what, you know, I feel like I'm about to teach class now. Let's dive into Miami, Ronnie. What'd you think? You're about to read. I'm about to read. The lab is open. I'm going to read.

I always love Miami. I think it's hilarious and Alexia pretending that she just can't imagine what it's like to not live in a gigantic mansion. Oh, it's so funny. I mean, this so just cracks me up. So, um, we, first of all, I was watching on Peacock some weeks I watch on Peacock some weeks I watch on YouTube TV, YouTube TV. This week I watched on Peacock and last week I guess I watched on YouTube TV. So it did Ronnie YouTube TV. So this week it was showing me last week's episode. It's a very long way of saying I was accidentally watching the last episode. And I still wrote down notes for every single thing and thought it was hilarious.

I was like, wow, they're showing all this again. But someone's I like this show. Yeah, it's such a good show. It's so good. And I just feel like after, like by the time it airs in the week, we've already seen so much, you're just sometimes you just kind of forget about the show, but it's so good.

Like it's such a good cast, so good. It's shot so beautifully. So this episode opens up with Lisa in her kitchen and her daughter, Juan Sbubarri. Lisa is wearing some sort of like green and black, kind of like a weird tiger stripe that's going horizontally and she's getting blueberries for her daughter

because her daughter is really adamant about having blueberries. I never will get over how ugly their house is. The inside, there are parts of the inside that are okay, but the outside is just like the library slung, slung, like what is it? It's the ugliest fucking place I've ever seen. All the columns in the,

it's like a grant theft auto sim. It is. Ugly, like what are you fighting over? Just like, I know. You could go live anywhere and it'd be better than that place. It places hideous. It is a hideous, tacky,

newvo-reaching mansion, and of course they're fighting over it. Well, Lee says probably just fighting as an unstar island. Is it unstar island or Fisher Island? It's not one of the islands, and so Lee said probably, not a da-da.

She probably does not want to leave that coveted address, but God, it's such a gaudy. That is really ugly. I mean, it's huge, and it's worth the zillions of dollars. And it's right on the water, too, which is also amazing. I'm not saying all of that stuff isn't great about it. I can see why it's expensive. But, oh, Lord, you can't buy taste.

God, I cannot buy taste. So then, Lorsa is picking up Sofia from the airport with Marcus. And by the way, the song, song I love it it goes like this Turn up the heat and decks turn up the heat and decks turn up the heat and decks turn up the heat and decks I love that I love the index like normally most songs are like turn up the heat the heat is on my amnest full of heat But they're like no we are going to specifically reference the index the heat, the heat is on, my end is full of heat, but they're like, no, we are going to specifically reference the index. The heat end takes, turn that up.

They're like, hot precipitation, hot precipitation. Winch-ill levels. Okay, so then Alexia is picking up Frankie and I'm not picking up packing with Frankie and they're in her closet and it's like mom you've got a thousand purses. One, two, a thousand. Don't go through all of the purses please because there are so many goddamn purses. Yeah, he gets to like number 12. It's like, I'm going to stop this now. I'm just going to go back to my original statement.

It's a thousand. Then we end up with Marisol and her like bungalow with Steve's like, boom, bear. I was looking for you. Hey, boo, hey Steve. The hottest husband in housewives' history. See you're sitting back here. OK, hey, I got some cockies for you.

You wanna set up a pool party. I was gonna be a jeweler over there and someone go boy clothing over there and there's gonna be a little job but you stand there and one of those machines there, you put a petty in and it comes out kind of in an oval shape over there. It's gonna be great.

So she's telling us, Anna Nicole, she's a motherfucker. I'm having a party in my house, and I don't wanna be, I've worked in Vicada. I didn't know this one. I'm mortificada. I'm mortificada.

I'm mortificada. Yeah, she's frustrated or irritated. I looked it up, or I guess it said it, but I wanna know how to say it now. I need to look up how to pronounce it. I want to learn how to speak out of it. I want to learn how to speak out of it. I want to speak out of it. You know, the thing I don't want to do is the studying part. I hate that. I don't want to do a little bit and then even on what's it called, Rosetta Stone.

And I'm like, I'm learning. It's happening. It's all happening. But then I called Rosetta Stone. And I'm like, I'm learning, it's happening, it's all happening, but then I slack off, and then I'm back to just being able to say my five words that I can say. Yeah. Me too. I think you have to really find someone hot who speaks Spanish, so you have to speak it, sort of saying, you have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck it. You have to fuck the language. Get the fuck out. Language, okay. I don't know why.

I literally just said the exact same thing as you're including the okay. So then Steve's kids walk in. Guess what? Puppy bangs. Puppy bangs on teenage. Puppy bangs. Oh my God, there's never,

are we ever gonna get away? We need to get away from the Puppy bangs. I feel like Puppy bangs are the modern farmhouse of our time. They're just never gonna go away. Like you keep thinking, I'm just, I live in a modern farmhouse. And even I'm just like, please make it stop. Okay, I can't handle Grage.

I can't handle one more thing that's Grage. Okay, the Wuffy bangs, unlike Grage boys, it's rough. So, it needs to end, just end it, retile it. I don't even care. Just retile those kids' heads. Okay. Please put some caution tape around it. So Marisol's like, oh, you McNamara's are all so good looking.

How do I even get into this family? Oh, that's right. You guys all are prop comedy. Your queen is here. So she's talking about how Steve, Oh, that's right. You guys all are prop comedy. Your queen is here. Mm-hmm. So, um, she's talking about how Steve, she could, she never had kids on her own. By the time she went, she only had one egg left and it was pickled basically probably. So, um, they're like, well, you know, have an egg left, but you don't have a blue cheese stuffed on.

Which is odd. Well, my guy knows that the fertility person said, you only, you don't have a blue cheese stuffed olive, which is odd. So my guy now said, the fertility person said, you don't have any eggs left, but we did find this bedazzled cup in there. So my new persona was born quite literally. I am not that lucky, but to my cocky. Which is also being set up in her party, a giant glitter cocky sign.

I could, yeah, you're selling the word cocky. Is that what you're selling? I still don't understand. I know, I know. I'm going to give myself over to it at some point. I can only resist for so long. So, Mara, she's talking about how, yeah, she'd like, you know, her rubs were dashed about having a kid, but then she walked into this nice situation and we see her, like, a video that she took

in her kitchen with Steve and the kids and they're about to make dinner or something. There's a giant steak or something on the, like, the ready to be cooked because, wow, there's some big meat there. Steve's really good about getting big meat from the market and the teens are like, please stop being weird. You're stuck. That thing is going to be harder to swallow than Steve. God, I should have been a mother. So then she's telling us that there's creakiness in the house. She's telling everybody the mediums coming and everyone tells her there's just rats in the house. Like is this is any of this supposed to be flattering?

Mary so keeps saying stories like they're flat. They're just all really locked into a situation. I live in a house with some rats. Two boys or two friends. It's just rats or ghosts. Well, you know, so she's like, I hear creakiness. So she tells us that she got her powers of intuition from her mother. And then we get a mom, I also clip of her going, I'm a witch.

And they I am a hundred percent sure that they basically put this clip up not to show off mama Elsa, but to remind people of what Larza used to be like the old face. But more importantly, Larza's old voice and accent because Larza, because mama Elsa is like, you're worried about men because Larza goes, is like, oh, you're worried about men because Lars goes, so like, what can you tell me about me? I was like, where did that voice, where was that voice? Totally different. She does not. If you didn't watch this show,

you would not know that that too, that is. Yeah, I mean, she has completely changed your right. Her voice, her personality, every single thing. She really took on that Kardashian thing. And a little of the mom, I also think too, let's be honest. So, um, it was a little bit, just a little bit, a little bit. So, Mary's soul is like, well, you know, maybe it's gonna tell us that there's an entity. Oh my God, oh my God, I sense, I sense that he's here. That was the doorbell ring.

So, which? Right. I got intuition, like a, like a chic blade. So this guy Derek comes in and he is walking, he's walking through the house. So which takes about one second and he walks through and he goes, oh my God, I will tell you, when I walked in, I's walking through the house. So, which takes about one second, and he walks through and goes, oh my God. I will tell you, when I walked in,

I was happy in the front, but now that I'm coming to the back, I'm feeling a little bit sad. And I feel like there's a sexual joke and there's somewhere, but I have not been able to frame it, but like it's in there. It's so funny.

He's like, wow, I mean, walking back to this room specifically, I just feel scared, alone, confused. Smelly? Is it smelly? Hey, wait, that's my room. That's where I'm all the same. Terrifying.

I would not, I'm sensing, go back. I said it's my room. I love this room. What's wrong with this room? There's just overwhelming sadness. It's like a feeling of someone trying to make fetch happen. Well I mean she can see it's my place. She literally cannot win. I mean everything she said today is just like fallen it's like turned around and smacked her right back in

the face. I mean you bring a psychic on TV is like this this, this room, this is where all the darkness happened. That's my favorite room. That's where I like to live. That's literally in me all day. So they sage it and he's like, well, we have to tell, we have to tell the spirits, okay, we love you, but it's time to go. Question, can the spirit still be a friend of on the real housewife?

Cause that's gonna be an issue for me. He's like, actually we told the spirit, it's in Mary's house and it left. So congratulations. You couldn't even get a ghost to stay here. So the spirit's like, oh, thank God. Thank you for staging me out of this shit hole. I'm gonna go find, I'm gonna go find Gloria Stefan.

So then we go to flowers everywhere and it's Gertie, that's why. I was like, oh my God, we're already at the party because I had a ton of flowers at the party too. But no, we're going to Gertie's because she's recovering and rest is scratching her back. So we're getting the good old fashioned bravo. Oh, oh yeah, oh god, Russell, yes, oh god, I'm gonna...

Thanks for scratching my back. Yeah. Standard. I was expecting it to be like geeky exercising, but it was Russell taking care of Gurdys. And she's like putting in requests for what, what, there's like some funny stuff, domestic stuff, because she wants, oh, can you get me some ice and water, some dinner, oh, it also has some cake. What, you couldn't have told me that before I went downstairs. So anyway, she is, Gertie is sore, you know, and she's like showing off the dent in her breast and everything and she's talking about how she's waiting for pathology.

Oh, because Julia and Nicole come over, I forgot to mention. So they check on her, they bring her an orchid and she's just talking about the surgery and how it's going and, you know, we're basically talking about the Mama Cita party and like, what the hell? You know, Nicole's like, I don't get it. Like, why was everybody so mad at me? Like, I don't know her and I don't know Anna

and Julia's saying, where is she telling us? It's going to be hard for Adriana to come clean, but you know, she has been on their backs, their batside Alexia and Marisol, and she doesn't want to go there again. What do we do? And so Marisol just sends a text right then that they all get except Nicole,

inviting them to a sexy sworey. And Nicole's like, well, okay, so like she's inviting Adriana but not me, okay, well like, I mean like I don't need friends like this, like I'm sick of being the bad guy, I'm not going anywhere until I get an apology. Like oh god, no. That's not how you should or reality show, he to tell you. And you're like like well they put you down and I know some information that involves Alexia and Diana and Anna and I will make sure at Marisol's party this will be out there and you know what else will be out there at Marisol's party got my ring got the party

so now Lisa and her son go to the bank and he's liking this little blue suit. So funny. So cute. This is so cute. So she takes them to the bank like a little business man and he's carrying a little safe, like a little toy safe. And Lisa is really is so out of touch with everybody. Like she's literally talking to a working class person like, this is where poor people go. I know. To talk to other poor people about where to put their panties, their literal panties. Tell them, poor person. Lisa is so used to not lifting a finger that she literally doesn't even know how to bring an umbrella through a door. Like she's like, we walked her walk into the bank with her umbrella. And then she just sort of thinks the umbrella is gonna kind of squeeze through.

And this is like the second week in a row we've seen this on Bravo. Last week was Olivia trying to figure out an umbrella through a gate. And this week was just like, the door just slowly closing on this umbrella and squashing it to death. And like, Lisa be like, how does this work?

I don't know, it's like I'm idiot. So they meet with David the banker and Logan's like, I want to get a banker account filled with pizza. Wait a second. That wasn't the deal. She's like, he's been saving money. Money in here for years. And David's like, oh, do you know how much is in there?

He's like, a lot. So Lisa's like, I want, I want Logan to understand the value of punching down on poor people. So that's why I brought him here to a room full of poor people. I want Logan to understand the power of the dollar. Nothing, you're getting what David, you got to end poor, keep your hands in the pockets. Listen, this kid is gonna be going

from a 20,000 square foot home to Potlaya God. I don't know, a tiny, basically modified wigwom. That's, I don't know. Tiny basically modified wigwam that's I don't know 3000 to 4000 square feet. It's going to be horrifying. Three thousand square feet. I mean, that sounds like I would be dancing around like little orphan Annie. I like showering myself with hundreds. It is literally like I would be like the Gremlins in like a little bar between cars, zip and driving around except the car would be full size and it would be through that house.

That's so huge. That's huge. And in fact, later on, by the way, later on, Alexia looks at a huge apartment and guess what? It's 4,000 square feet. Yeah. Well, 4,000 especially seems huge. I mean, wow. So then we see a clip of her talking about how far the power of a dollar, like the power of a dollar while she's looking at a $7 million apartment without a job and spousal support. So that's going to work out great. So she's like, yeah, it's just going to be such a hot with the word contrast. So Logan has to put in the code contrast. So Logan has to put in the code for the thing and it's P-I-C-Z-A-K-T-I-M-A-L-S-N. I want to start an account for the kid that he can purchase whatever he wants except anything with calories. Can we do that, David? Unless it's cheap day. And then Lisa,

that's the Van Lisa, and Logan's playing out cash and he is explaining how some of the cash is actually counterfeit, which is really cute. But then Lisa, this is hilarious. Lisa having a big moment where she can teach her son something. She goes, you know what? I had to work because guess what? My mom and dad were middle class. I know.

I know. Scary, right? Can you believe there was just a thunder clap when I said middle class. It was just me and my middle class parents in a foreign land where everything was built out of mud and cardboard. I had to work a job, a job called dairy queen. I served dairy queen. And she's like, yeah, I was serving ice cream.

I think I made $7 an hour, hashtag middle class. And Logan goes, did you ever get fired? No, I wanted to change career paths, which by the way, hilarious that Dairy Queen was her career. And then Logan goes, well, I would have stayed in... I'm staying in career paths. Logan goes, I would have stayed in ice cream.

Ha ha ha ha ha. By the way, he's completely right. If you're in ice cream have stayed an ice cream. Hahaha. By the way, he's completely right. If you're in ice cream, stay in ice cream. Oh gosh. Oh, excuse me. That was horrifying. She's like, I was a babysitter. I also shoes.

I worked at Foot Locker. I was a go-go dancer. I did fitness competitions. I was like, wait a minute. Foot Locker, go get the answer then. What is this trajectory? A trajectory and then hooters. Okay, Geltie, I did work in hooters.

And dot, dot, dot. I'm just gonna leave a dot, dot, dot, dot. There, you can see where this is going. She goes, you know what? I didn't grow up like you grow up. He goes, what, with like a ton of money? She goes, yeah. I was middle class.

I know, horrifying, right? And because of money? She's, yeah. I was middle class. I know horrifying, right? And because you're just watching David, just watching them, and then there's the security guard. You know, they're like, this bitch. At least it's like, listen, I don't want that to get to your head. I don't want you money to get to your head. I don't want you to think everything is gonna be handed to you in life because that's how life is.

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So she's like, okay now, mommy started a business venture and she goes, yeah, here's starting a new perfume venture called Fly. Yeah, you remember this called Fly? Do you know that fly is literally barf on food? Why do you need it? You know the first thing that shit is covered in? Don't, okay, so it's supposed to be a butterfly perfume, but don't name the butterfly perfume I know she's like I guess abbreviating and maybe leaning into the idea of flying

But don't name it after another insect. That's actually called the thing that you're abbreviated into and it's actually much worse and Terrible version of the insect so unpleasant that there was a horror movie called the fly, okay? Like don't the branding needs work Yeah, my new scent Jeff Goldblum called the fly, okay? Like don't, the branding needs work. Yeah, my new scent, Jeff Goldblum, sitting on shit. Carol Radswell's like, A plus for branding, I would have chosen slide, but fly works too. So I think she's also leaning into,

cause fly is like a double on pomfler, cause it's like also like cool, it's fly. I don't know, whatever. It's also what you pull down, yeah, to get to some good stuff. So, sorry, quit that job, actually. So Lisa's like, oh my God Logan, you remembered. And he goes, I heard it right here.

Like, I'm an idiot, I have ears, he points to his ears, he's like, this is where I heard it from. And she's like, my, I'm the idiot. I have ears. He points to his ears. He's like, this is where I heard it from. And she's like, my I'm the prime example. If you can marry Rich and it can all be taken away from you like that. I drove a fit. So he deposits $443, which is pretty impressive for a pretty good. Yeah. Whatever whatever age he is. And now we go to a lot of that. That was a change. I mean, they literally, he literally had a pile of pennies on there as well. He did have some hundreds, so he's like,

this one's from China. It looks real, but on the back, it has Chinese letters. Only says like, oh my god. Isn't he honest? Oh god, he's not gonna tell us the truth anyway. He's a poor. Okay. It's not going to tell us the truth anyway. He's a poor. It's not in smile. Look, lead by example, Logan, the poor's will follow.

So, now this episode thematically, by the way, is about how we raise and spoil our children. Housewives every now and then do this. They have a thematic episode. So now we go to Lars' house. And she's setting up dinner for her and Sophia and Marcus. And Lars' does that thing. Like Sophia is like drop dead gorgeous. And Lars is like, oh my god, that's my twin like, I love you. Like I'm so happy you're here. You're like my twin like.

She's not your twin. I'm sorry. She's not your twin. And if she was your twin, you were definitely not, you're no longer of the the look of what she would be 20 with now anyway. Yeah, so she's like I know it's like probably like not easy like like XYZ like I feel like you like have to be around someone that's like not your dad like, but like if you had to choose somebody like you would choose Marcus, right? Do you like Marcus? Like, uh, so feels like, uh, I mean, I guess it's cool that we're both the children of like important basketball players, but the weird thing is that I'm the child and he's potentially my stepfather. So I don't know. But she does like him. And I said, yeah, they'd like can go on me like because like

I'll say like this good restaurant and then like so feels like Marcus like I don't I don't want to go to that like restaurant like but then I feel like markets is like we should go to a different restaurant And so, uh, Larsa is basically like, no. So by the way, Lisa has been trying to teach Logan the importance of money. So I was thinking by the way that like I want you to be good with your money like, so, um, just be good with your money like, yeah, like you could have like $25,000. I mean, $2500, like you could have like $2500, like some month. And markets is like, yeah, but it's only going to be $2500 a month. But then at the end of the month, wait a minute, I was going to say that part. Okay, let's start over again.

All right, all right, I'll do that. But then the month, you will. Okay, like, okay, wait. At the end of the month, you will. Yeah, you, you're start over again. All right, all right. I'll do that. But then the month you will okay, wait, the end of the month you okay? Will yeah, you you're gonna have all me receiving because you can't wait a minute. I'm the one saying it okay, sorry Okay, here I go you Well at the end of the month have

25 hundred dollars are me. Oh, that's not enough. I need more money than that. No, no at the end of the month have $2,500. All right. Me? Oh, that's not enough. Any more money than that? No, no. So, Sophia has only $2,500. But like, you have to match it up. Oh, man.

Like, whatever she's going to like, use it on, you know? No. Like, would she get a job? Are you working? So, he's telling, he's joking. Like, you get $2,500 a month, but at the end of the month, it resets. So if you don't spend $500 to that,

it doesn't carry over to the next month. I am hilarious! Uh, uh! Rarsus likes to stop it. Stop it. Why are you so sad? She's gonna like learn bad spending habits. As if Rars says one to talk,

I'm really so excited to see these two dumb dumbs on the traders this weekend because I can't even imagine how they're gonna fare. I'm wondering do we think that Peacock is gonna be ridiculous and have one of them being a trader, so that way there's like dissension in like can one of them lie to their loved one? Do you, I feel like that's gonna happen, Lee.

Yeah, probably. And they'll probably make it more. I imagine they'll probably both kicked off right away. And right away. They're gonna be, they are gonna be terrible on the show. It'll be hilarious. Yeah. So then,

there's this, like, it's like, oh, she's saying, he's saying, oh, you're one to talk about, spending a lot of money, you sure shop a lot. I'm just like, yeah, but like, it's because like, I work like twice, it's like hard to Sofia, like, like, it's like hard to make money

and it's like easy to spend money, but like, sometimes she totals her. So then, she's like, you know what's funny? I don't feel like my kids are spoiled like. So because Marcus and Lars are doing like a joint session, like a joint session, a joint interview, and Marcus goes privileged. And she's like, is he privileged?

He's like, yeah, I mean, I grow privileged. I mean, that's what I would say. I'm not spoiled, I'm privileged, you know? Like, and basically he's like, he never got onto a commercial plane until he was 16 because his dad owned the jet. So he would just fly private all the time. And so you never want to rely on a man like, you want to rely on yourself.

Hello, well, I'm sorry. Did that come out like that? I mean it though. Seriously though. So like, I like to make a toast, not toast though. You don't ever do that either. That's just like general life advice. Seriously though, so it's like I like to make a toast not toast though. You'll never do that either. That's just like general like life advice like if you're going to have toast have small toast, right Marcus?

Yeah, yeah. Remember when she was like, here's a small croissant because I like the big ones. But teeny tiny last, teeny tiny croissants. That's going to live in my head forever. So now we go. You can have a tiny croissant because you like the big ones. Lars says little croissants. That's what you should come out with.

So now Alexian and Frankie, they're going to go look at some apartments. They come out of the elevator. Frankie, Alexia has dressed Frankie in this head to toe Versace outfit thing that is very hilarious. And they're checking out this apartment and producers are asking her how she feels about this all being on her shoulders. And she's like, oh well, you're not taught. Like he's the one with the real estate license, not me. And like I really don't like the pressure that I have to find this apartment. But like I

know what's best for our family, especially Frankie, you know? And by the way, fuck Dr. Nicole. And so this apartment is amazing. I mean, granted, we do not have millions of dollars to be part of the same apartments. It's humongous and the view is way better. Because the view in the last apartment, you kind of saw the ocean from one part of it, but then most of it, you just saw that building across the street.

This one you see it's like you're on the beach. You see the ocean. I mean, I cried. Oh, by the way, did anybody, did you see anybody I'm talking to you? Did you see the video that Todd released this week? No, Todd video. There's an Utah video. Oh my God.

There's something. Oh, what do you do? He's like, I'm right. A lot of people got questions for me about how calm I don't buy an apartment. And instead I say it's financially better to live in a to rent an apartment. Because remember last week, Alex, he's like, oh, yeah, thought doesn't buy apartments. He only rents them because it's like financial, it's like smarter financially. So he does a whole video where he, oh my god,

I feel like we should pull it up. What is his name? Todd. Todd. Todd, um, well, Alexia's new name is Alexia. He's the actually area now. Todd, Todd, Alexia, Alexia, I should be area now. Todd, Alexia, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry, I should never do this. I should have had this prepared, but I really did not even think about it.

Todd from Miami talk about race. The Pola, the Pola. Todd, the Pola. Todd, the Pola. Okay, I found it. It's on TikTok. Can you? Oh my God, I don't wanna log into TikTok right now-sock right now. I want to continue as a guest.

Or is the Todd and the Polo video put it up? God damn it. Hold on. Ben, can you um, Todd from Housewives, if my amy, okay, Ben, keep talking. I'm gonna do this. While you look that up, I have to listen to me stutter. So, so Alexia starts to look through this apartment gorgeous apartment, but one of the issues is the bedroom for Frankie. So the first bedroom is too small, so he doesn't want it. The second bedroom is nice and big, but it has a bathtub and Alexia does not want him to have a bathtub because she's afraid of Frankie tripping and hurting himself, which would probably be pretty devastating for him. And then the third one is also a great room, but it has a balcony. And so then Alexia just like, which is also could be dangerous for Frankie. And so Alexia just talks about how this is stressful for her because Frankie has a hard

time with change and this could cause some aggression in him, which was, I think it's fascinating. I mean, it's really interesting the challenges that she faces with Frankie ongoing challenges. So it is also, this apartment is $45,000 a month. That is a lot of money to be throwing at rent. Geez, that's a lot at rent and not building equity. Why? Why? That is crazy. And rant and not building equity. Why? Why? That is crazy.

And he actually does the math. Is it here? Is it Todd Napola according to Todd? I still don't own a house. Here it is. Okay. I'm just gonna play it the holding my phone up to the mic really professional way.

Okay. It's so funny. Okay. Here. I'm 50 today. So over 25 years, I have a mass from my first property that was $575,000, $100,000,000 worth of commercial investment property. And with that, I still don't own a house.

All of my money goes back into investment properties that cash flow. That's my obsession. That's what I like to do. That's why I started doing these videos to give back, because people have to understand that you start small and it multiplies very quickly. The greatest thing about real estate is that your tenants will pay it for you. Your tenants will pay your mortgage, they'll pay your taxes, they'll pay your bills. You're doing it. You're doing it.

You have to put in the work to make it all happen, though. That's why watching videos with guys like me who know about real estate, who are really authentic and trying to give back, you'll learn a lot. For me, the whole mission started... He, by the way, did totally deflects away. He said it is completely true. He could be deflects away. He's like, what, I don't have a house?

Because you know what? I put all my money into investments. You know what? It's a good investment. Not houses! Other buildings, instead. Look, I should go invest in your commercial. They'd be like, why not invest in your house, too? You're already moving So you already miss out on profits. I did not understand that he had like a whole like self-help business

I Want Todd and Louis to release a joint video together about best practices for real estate. Oh my gosh. So here it is Turn it up. $200,000 in properties. He's got a white board up. Every year, he pays approximately $100,000 in maintenance fees, homeowner fees. Another 25,000 miscellaneous between insurance

and things of that nature. Do the math between 2016 and 2023. We got seven years. That's $2,275,000 worth of expenses incurring that apartment. So when I, he lost money. He lost money writing me that apartment. Oh my God, Todd.

He just goes on and on and on. He's like 20 minutes. Okay, sorry. You watched it on your own time because you're gonna buy. It's right here. I don't think people are questioning him investing in commercial properties. I don't think anyone questions that.

I think people are just questioning like if you are an investor, like, if he's like, well, all of my money goes directly into an investment property, but you realize that the $45,000 you spend a month is also your money, and it's not going into an investment, is just going into someone else's hands. And if you're making a case that the tenants are losing money on it because of who knows what if unless I'm mistaken on what I just heard you playing, then you're also you're a tenant, sir. So I don't get it. I don't get the logic. Just watching. For me, it's just Todd standing with a white board like, yeah, let me lay it out for you. I went to this apartment in the push building for this much He sold it for that much then you deduct taxes then you do this. Oh my god. Todd. Oh

So funny just because it's Todd talking a lot and you're gonna know what to that's why me is here to give us back to you guys It's a great time. I would like to release this statement. I apologize on behalf of all residential owners i understand that owning a house is very important for you and it was unprofessional of me to say it was not a good investment i am sending the diva charclas to every person who owns a house in america thank you very much tada pola cadaver chocolate otherwise known is the good stuff

cadaver chocolate to the rentist stuff. All right. Good to have a rentist chocolate. So basically this house tour ends with Alexia saying, it is a nice beach apartment, but it's too small. She goes, I sound like an asshole, but yeah. It's true. She's like, I'll take it. And when they walk into the room that's gonna be Frankie's or could be Frankie's, it's like floor-to-sealing windows of Ocean two feet away and he's like, no. It's like, yes, too small for Frankie. Okay, so then we go to Mary's Souls Gifting Lunch

and there's tons of flowers. This is the other thing with tons of flowers. This one for less tear jerking reasons. And there's all these people setting up stores and all this stuff. And then there's the big cocky sign. The gist. I don't even know what this is.

And today is all about sharing the stuff I love with the girls. Caviariar booze Some mugs some some yedi mugs that I've bedazzled for like off Vetsi, you know all the good stuff Yeah, you know reminds me of being back in the days of the panting group was when I was a very high-power P. R person and then they show a clip of her being like, oh, Gloria, Seffon, walk that way on the red carpet. I nailed it. Nailed it. So she spent $50,000 in florals and Alexia rides and she's like, bro, you're trying to get me drunk already. She's like, oh, I'm so tired. You're going to have to speak,

by the way, you're going to have to speak for me today, Alexia. She's like, Oh, I'm so tired. You're gonna have to speak. By the way, you're gonna have to speak for me today, Alexia. She's like, Oh, well, as usual, I'm your mouthpiece. So then, uh, cakes and Julia come and everybody's cheering, but Julia is so awkward today. Oh, hi, I have to drop on today. Hi, everybody. Oh, my gosh. Why am I making homelun fish? Or as we call it, my house got alone. So I like to say, are you okay? You look nervous and kick is like, it's us Julia. Hello, where your friends? She's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, it, yes, yes, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, like, uh, do you want to say hello to us? Do you want to hug? She's like, oh, yes, friends hug. I'm going to hug now. Hi, hi, hi.

And so they're like, why is she acting so weird? And Alexis says, uh, Alexis tells Kiki that, oh, I saw your post on Instagram. What were you doing auditioning to be part of Swim Week? Which is so rude. And she's like, I'm walking into Wim Week. But thank you. Yeah, and we get a little backstory on Kiki for a while. So, which is that she's been doing Swim Week for years. And she owes a lot of her success this one week.

That's where she started. So, she's having a party. And, but Julia's also gonna be walking in some week for the first time in like 20 years which is really exciting for her. So they're excited for it and it's gonna be fun. And so they're asking like, is everybody invited and Mary so says,

well everybody but Nicole, I just can't invite Nicole after what happened Thursday. I mean that was a lot. You know, Alexi and I got very upset, and then we went to the restaurant and we got shit faced together, and then we got in a car and drove back to the party. Drunk hammered.

Completely hammered. We're a really good driver. We never even mentioned that. And someone said it in the comment like, wow, you guys didn't even mention that they bragged about driving drunk. Yeah. Wow, I mean, that's how crazy they bragged about driving drunk. Yeah. Wow, I mean, that's how crazy the show is.

You just accept it. It's like, yeah, well, we've had about 19 drinks and we drove back. That's so true. And Lars says not there because she's sick. We got a video of her on a phone. It was like looking at like an unwell time as the train. I'm not gonna be able to get there today like.

So without the ability to smile, I mean at least the train smiled once in a while. Marisol, once again, she's always either excluding one person or refusing, like refusing to go to the event of someone's there. It's like, you got it. It's, it's, I'm over it. And her and Alexia are both like, well, the, because the producers ask like, why will you forgive, why were you not forgiven Nicole, but you'll forgive Adriana? And they're like, because literally, Adriana is like this every day.

She's monster. Yeah. At some point, it's like I'm just sick of fighting the monster. Like she's just going to be an asshole and that's it. Yeah. It's so unfair because Nicole's not a monster. I mean, I guess they're just thinking like, I want a monster that will occasionally be on my side.

You know, not calling out. So they're talking about Nicole and everything. And I like to will occasionally be on my side, you know, not calling out. So they're talking about Nicole and everything, and Alexa is again like, well, you know, Anna reached out to Nicole for a year but they've been talking and like, Anna's been giving her information and she was like, but it was not plotting. She was, no, Nicole is a matter of fact,

she has the highest IQ. So you know what, if you have the highest IQ, then you know who Anna is and you know why you brought her here. And she's like, yes, but I think she just wanted to clear her name. She's like, I, for the think she just wanted to clear her name. I bought a board.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, they both are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't start that. So Adriana comes. And she's like, oh, thank you for having me here. I'm going to say hi to Steve because I'm walking into fighting about something. And she's like, no, no, no, this is not fighting.

This is how I talk. I'm Cuban and I passionate and I live in big homes. Big homes only. Spanish Blink. Blink in Spanish, Blink in Spanish. Yeah. And so then they're like talking about Marisol and Adriana's like, this is what Marisol does best.

Use her PR contacts to buy friends and it's working. And then Alexia's talking about how Alexia's telling Julia that Marisol used to do events like this back in the day. She was, but she wasn't so nice then. And Julia's like, you don't mean that she's nice now? Which is funny because on the show, which is funny, because on the show, like she's way nicer than she is now.

But I guess that was back in the day when she was having her true personality. Yes, she was like, oh, so what? So I had someone follow you, Bing Giel, who doesn't want to eat it, Amal. So the private investigator, which she technically didn't admit about whatever. Okay, so I'm not holding on to fact really a lot today.

So by the way, even though we were corrected that Anthony brought his workers to a restaurant called Amal, I am still going to maintain the narrative that he took them to a restaurant in Amal. Who is the food court outside the Subaro? I totally believe that. I was like that cheap bastard.

So they go sit at a picnic table to eat. It's just like such a boss thing to do, isn't it? Like your boss has 90 trillion dollars that you make for them. And then they're like, would you like to go to Sabaro? On me guys. Truly, or that fish place. What's that fish place?

Ew. There's a fish place in. No, it's not a food court fish place, but it's McCormick and Schmidt, whatever McCormick and... Oh, I've been there. No one know, that place is expensive, isn't it? It's expensive, but it still is kind of like a mall restaurant, you know? Yeah, I feel like the rich bosses are like, yeah, here's some kind of...

C. Yeah. Yeah. Here's some hot dog on a stick. So Kiki, they also down to have lunch. And Kiki invites everyone to swim weak. And so they're all like, we're excited. And she's like, it means a lot. And Kiki also says this thing, normally, I'm always there to support the women. So it means a lot that they're going to come support me, which has me wondering,

okay, who's going to back out? Because you can get out of that. I'm not going to show up and it's going to be trouble. Yep. Um, so now, Alexi, of course, it brings up the mother's day branch, you know, she's like, so now we're still dealing with mama, Cita branch, because Anna was there. Juan Fattidana, um, Adriana or Nicole, who? Who? I felt like Nicole brought her into him,

tagging her as Mary Sol, that's what happened. And Julia's like, guys, guys, guys, guys, because they all start like talking. And she's like, guys, I feel like Nicole is getting a beating for something she did not do. She goes, as she should, as she should, as she should, as she should. No, I'm gonna just keep saying that.

Well Adriana, you know, I love you. You know, I love you. You know, I love you. And Adriana and Portuguese start scoring like, don't start. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that right now. But, um, and Adriana's like, you know, Julia and, you know, and, you know, and Drew

and I always call each other, you know, Thalman Louise. But we're about to go over this cliff and she's jumping out of the car letting me go off the cliff alone. Which is by the way, what one of them should have done in that movie. Hello. I know. Psych. But that's not really a good example because you're putting Nicole in the trunk of the car and then pushing the car off the cliff. Yeah. And you also make it sound like Julia was in with you in it with you to invite Anna as part of your, out of part of your stunt.

And Julia was in with you, in it with you to invite Anna as part of your, out of part of your stunt. And Julia was actually, Julia was just, yeah, attached to the car by accident. Yeah. So Julia's like, oh my god, you always talk like this, but Nicole is getting beaten, Adrianna. Well, she was chanted like she didn't know she was. I mean, Nicole is just a liar. So listen, listen, now I know why you do, why you trust her the least, Mary Sol. Am I right? Mary Sol's right. Look, I stood up for Mary Sol, okay? And Gret is like, no.

And Kiki is like, listen, I'm trying to understand the, she's like, I'm trying to understand the situation. I'm so confused. And Mary Sol goes, well, okay, here it is. Nicole sent it up. It was her party. She's a fucking bitch. I hear her, let's push her into the water. So she was like, no, no, no, it's not fair.

I love you. You got to do it. So she's like, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot,

dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot So she has to do it. Dun dun dun. So she's like, well, I invited her with Nicole's support.

So I did. See, it's down the calls, false. She's like, well, I came clean, but they don't believe me. Yeah. She's like, well, I was bothered when you said to Lisa, like, why are you driving Lenny's rolls? And Alexa's like, right, right, Alexa's doing that, the nod thing, you know? And Adriana's like, I mean, when you're driving

towards rolls. But whatever I didn't hear one thing that you just said, but I'm gonna flutter my eyes at you and nod, but also shake my head at the same time. So, no? Yes, yes. I mean, like he's my husband. Like, be sure the car, bro, he's not accusing me of putting a device Lenny as Lisa's enemy right now

By the way Lisa does need to make sure she can take care of herself still gonna stand by that one Yeah, so Lisa's like yeah, we'll have to pump each kiss of course Lisa's 19 hours late to this party It's like the next day when Lisa's showing up because she's fucking rude and she does this at every single event, including reunions. I then I can see you all know. Yeah, I then I expect people to not be salty

when she's two hours late. Right, so she comes in and she's still harboring anger. So, Alexi is like, oh, look, you're the only one who arrives two hours late and we still welcome them. And she says, we'll save the best for last, because I'm a star. She's not like a star like me then. Okay, when we can have two stars today. Yeah, there's one for two stars.

So at least it's like, well, sorry, I had some legal stuff and I'd take my son to a middle class place. So, you know, I almost didn't even come up in around all those pores. And so she goes around, she's sort of like, and then she sees the gurdy is there. And she's like, oh my God, gurdy, you had a surgery. Wait, hold on, I know I'm supposed to ask about people. You had a surgery, anyway, I had legal stuff that I had to go through, so I was really late, so sorry. And so she comes around and she sort of gives

Alexia a hug, Alexia's interseagulls her hug, and she goes, well, I guess I'll give you a hug, even though you gave me a rude welcoming. And I love this because Alexis smiles and is really sweet and she goes, she goes, no, no, no, I did that just because we love each other. And then she goes, her face drops immediately and she goes, and I heard you were talking shit about me. I just love the way she goes from sweet like, yeah, but we love each other.

But you were talking shit about me. So she's like, listen, the intentions were good. And Lisa is saying, no, your delivery was very aggressive. And she's like, I don't like people giving her their twists and saying I'm aggressive. No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not. And she's like, I was just trying to defend myself. She goes, from Hudo, from Hudo.

And so they're like from fighting over this. And so like, she's like, listen, I didn't come here to be reprimanded for things that you're mad at, okay? And you know what, just because you're going through things doesn't make this a pity party for you. Boom. There, I made the sound. Boom.

They are just, they just, they don't, I just, I love how rude they are about at least going through her divorce. Like, you know what, don't, enough of their pretty part. It just don't have any time for it. It is so funny to me. I mean, it gets worse because I'm there even like that with Gritty's County, Councillor half of them, right?

So Gritty is looking off into the distance, like she's not liking this. And she tells us that she's in a different galaxy because she actually heard from the doctor on the way over and her margins are not clear. And so she has to go in for surgery again because they have to cut out more of the cell. They weren't able to get the first time. So, right. So now she's in the middle of all this screaming and fighting. And she's like, yeah, this isn't. She's like, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. She's I'm gonna, she's like, okay, you go, I'm gonna go guys. I'm gonna go, like this is ridiculous guys,

this is ridiculous and Lisa's like, don't yell at me. Don't yell at me, she's not yelling at you. I'm just telling you I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, oh, and by the way, since you just accused me of lying, here comes a little bomb for you. I have to have a second surgery on Tuesday, so bye, bye. I was like, good, do that, Gertie. Drop that bomb, you have it.

It's not a nice bomb to have, so you might as well use it. And Lisa's like, oh, well, Jesus, what the hell? You know, Lisa's like, well, I didn't realize. So, then Alexis, like, shaking your head. And she said, well, why didn't you tell us? And she's like, well, I didn't want to, I want to hold it in, and I just can't anymore. And then she's saying, like, she's basically,

it sucked and like I just got the call on the way over here and I was hoping to not have to talk about it, think about it, but it came out and it's on Tuesday. She's crying, obviously she just dropped. She just wants to move on with her life and she's dragged back into it. And you know, she's just saying, like watching everyone

tear each other down over and over again over a stupid shit. It's like it's hard. She has this toxicity inside her and then she's just saying, like, watching everyone tear each other down over and over again over a stupid shit. It's like, it's hard. She has this toxicity inside her and then she's around this toxicity happening in front of her eyes in real time. It's like, this is what cancer is. It's happening in real time, in real life. So Lisa's like, wow, I sure can't clean up clear room. Sorry, I must have cleaned a room.

We all know that's not true. That's not happening. That's one job I've never had, thankfully. But I can clear a room, right? It's like, how selfish fucking are you, dude? My God. And then key, I just wanna say. I'm gonna be 30 years upset and leave this cry.

I'll go ahead. I was gonna say, Kiki, you know, just when I was saying, how, oh, they like Kiki talk more about her back, like her life, Kiki says this, you know, whenever I'm around the scoop of women, I have so much going on in my life at home and they just cut away. So whatever she has going on in her life of home,

who knows? Well, like that's enough out of you, Kiki. Let's move on. Yeah, we need to know that you modeled bathing suits once. That's pretty much it. And you like big, not big backs. Woppers. Woppers, not multiple people.

So, wasn't that she pulled out of her purse? Oh yeah. It was just lot of gracious. Wapper So then They start playing orange County season finale. Did you hear it? Yeah I love that So playing that song and Alexia is like you know like when you're in a medical situation you look at a different but like I'm gonna Have a conversation with Nicole and she's gonna own it and Julia is like it kills me to hear this

I don't know what to do to fix this, but hold on. I love this song So yeah, and basically gritty is that tells them it tells them all, drop your fucking egos. Like Lisa doesn't, like Lisa, like you guys are all thinking the worst of each other, Lisa's thinking the worst of me, you guys think the worst of Nicole, get over it. So that's, that's where it ends. So another explosive Miami episode, it's wild, explosive. Well, they really go at it so much. It's like, all right, there they go.

I'm like, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you? Hi, everybody, I'm here. And they just start like going at it. It's so funny. So funny. Alexa crashed the whole house lives.

Well, this was a fun one. Everybody has been a super fun week here. Hope y'all are watching Southern hospitality because this coming week, Monday, we're going to recap it into a check-in. It's been a while. Absolutely, so everyone, have a great weekend, and we will catch you on the next one.

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