Watch What Crappens - #2296 RHOBH: Homeless Not Esophagusless

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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On you bros! I'm Ronnie, hi everybody, welcome. I'm here with little Bonuni, Bondaluni of the Looney Tuni. Hi, Ben, how are you, hon? Hi, I'm great, thanks. How are you doing? Good, what's going on with you today? You know, nothing, literally nothing.

Just woke up, watched in Beverly Hills this morning, and I'm just like ready to embrace life, where I think I would have to say my standard-sized esophagus. And if it's not, you're lying about it. I'm having a really good day. We've been having a freeze here in Austin, so my pipes froze and I was not able to shower anything for a couple days. Not that that's a huge thing. I mean, I do live alone, I'm single. Okay, and the only other person here is a dog,

and he smells. But it was really nice to shave and shower. So hi everybody. And then today I went to Home Goods because I was all clean. And I just bought through that home goods like Hi, my back Hi

Do miss me great. Oh my god. Is this new? When should I get this in so I take it the delivery trucks were frozen like my pipes? That was something wasn't it Jeffrey? People are like oh my god. Who is this crazy person get out of here? Be well the home gets employees or just behind your house pouring ice cubes on your pipes. Like freeze them up again, freeze them up. Keep them home.

We don't need to be complimented on the stock. Cause I'm one of those people who's like, oh my god, you know what, I really loved that couch back there. That was great. Like they have anything to do with it, you know? The American Idol. Can I have the American Callal? The American Idol. Can I have a MacYub and Cal. This American Idol, IZL.

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Sure is. Okay, so now let's get to... Real stripes of Beverly Hills. I know, our big homeless, not toothless episode, very exciting. One of the most important causes out there. Not gonna put a roof over your head, but we will put a bridge in your mouth. Yeah. So, yeah, like, it's back. It's back for a second, a second go at it and this time with Taylor Dane. So we start, it's the day after a call. I'm sorry, outside.

Did you say Taylor Dane? What did you say? The greatest voice living. Are you fucking kidding? Did Celine Dion just beat the shit out of the TV when Matt was said? I mean, really? Taylor Dane, listen and no offense to Taylor Dan, who doesn't, who doesn't like Taylor Dan?

I think everybody does. I don't think she's really done anything wrong to anybody except not be Celine Dion, how dare you. And also there's, you know, Del's waiting in the wings like, you know, I'm younger, but I've still got it, bitch. So just me to call everybody down there. You just wanted to remind everyone like the full contact of to call everybody down there. He just wanted to remind everyone, like the full context of our strong singers out there.

But I mean, Eric, of course, Erica loves Taylor Dane, because there's sort of in that same, like, Taylor Dane is just like a little bit more polished, like, you know, Erica a little bit. And Taylor is more like, Taylor, to the heart, tell me I'm the only one. You know, so she sort of like, Taylor to the heart, tell me I'm the only one.

You know, so she's sort of like, like the Erica voice sort of like fleshed out and like hitting the notes, you know? So I wouldn't say that she was hitting the notes. And also I wouldn't say that she's any, the Erica's anywhere close to Taylor Dan. I don't know if you're trying to start a fight today. I'm trying to, yes, and you and considering you just like,

you were like, oh, Taylor Dan, I was like trying to meet you where you were. Cause I was perfect. I was actually very excited that Taylor Dane was there. I was like, this is where you have an Erica. I was like, one of the strongest voices that we've known. I was like, yes.

And then you're like, how dare she? I was like, okay, well, let me support Ronnie here. And now I support you and you're like, how dare you equate Erica Erica Jane to Taylor Dane? But I guess it's very silly. You're gonna say the Erica and Taylor are similar singers. I mean, Erica, this is how Taylor Dane sings. Tell me to my heart, tell me to my heart.

Okay, this is how Erica Jane sings. Ha, ha, ha. Erica Dane sings like when they, when you're at the doctor and they're trying to look at your throat and they put a tongue depressor on your tongue and hold down. I mean, yeah, but I'm like, I'm like, oh, but.

But Taylor Dean sort of does the same thing, except she does it in a way that sounds really good. Like if you're like, tell it's in the heart. Like I mean, her voice is not like, her voice is like, got like, ugh, definitely has some tongue depressor in it, but like tongue depressor in a way that like makes a sound.

Like, it like really opens it up. Mm-hmm. Okay. So, I don't know what to add to that really. I just, now I have Erica and Taylor Danes singing in my head and honestly, it's so I'm gonna I'm gonna move Pass as part so it's a sudden is doing Pilates in her bedroom and Wow, she really these assistants must hate her ass obvious like on a beach somewhere like he doesn't care

He's like the end of one of those movies where it seems like like like Lara Flynn boil is all sweet and innocent But then it turns out she was the big villain mastermind the whole time and she's taking the guy's money and ended up on the beach. That's what obvious like today and the sun is like hey, bitch. Yeah, and Sun's just there doing her Pilates and she's like, oh, they you've been gone too long. This was not approved. I'm dying and he's just watching her. I guess well No wonder you're spitsing the fireplaces on behind you bitch. She's like, well, that's what I did This is my hot Pilates, are they? And the other assistant who is now standing in having to stand there perfectly still and FaceTime her for her because you know, she's certain so she's not gonna do that shit by herself I think he hates her. I think he wants her bed. That did not look like a happy assistant.

I'm just gonna put that out there. No, I don't think that being a sudden assistant is an easy job. I think that is a future tell-all, you know, like that's definitely gonna be there. Where are we gonna do? I'm gonna do Pilates. And you're gonna stand there and feel me for all of you. Who's black you, but better? Okay, let's try that. Let's do that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's nothing, it's nothing. All right, tell everybody you saw me, I must check on the air. That was hard. So then we go over to Erica in a dance studio which is called Evolution, which is super weird because this is Bravo, People Don't Evolve. Also, that's the name of the production company that produces this isn't it?

Yeah, it is. It is right. But maybe she just dancing at the production studio. She's not working for it with evolution. I know. No, evolution's a dance studio and so she's there and she's practicing With her moves, so she's dancing and then we go over to Doreen, her kitchen with Phoenix. And Doreen's like, you know, Phoenix, I think you're the definition of Sassy. What's gonna happen in eight years? And Phoenix's like, well, I'll probably be the Sassy

of Teenager. You know, I'll get a world record for most Sassy. There's all Phoenix. Like, I'll take that quape. Just walks out. I think you're Sassy Phoenix. feed-ics. Like I'll take that quape. Just walks out. So then we go to um Garsell and getting a face treatment. I got one of these little things for Christmas and I'm terrified to use it. Also I think I need to stop doing so many things to my face

because like even if I lay down for a nap, my face just crumbles up. I wake up and I look like this, like a sharp pay face. I think I need to stop. I think I'm making my skin too thin. Anyway, Garsel has this, I think it's called the new face. That's what it is for me, but it's like these little metal balls on the end of it and they have magnetic things and it's supposed to be like a facelift and you do it yourself. But you know how I build shelves. Can I be trusted to do my face lift?

I mean, I don't think it's, I mean, here's the thing. I'm not going to answer that question because you're going to get this machine anyway and you're going to do it. So I don't want to be like, no, Ronnie, and then you get it and then you're like, you see, you didn't believe in me. So I'm just gonna say, I support your journey. And look, the results have been great. Every single time we go anywhere alive, people come up to you like, Ronnie, your skin looks amazing.

So I say just continue on your path. You're such a sweet guy. Okay, so I will note that disapproval in your voice. It's scary. It's scary. You're gonna be like, remember that time I didn't say say I told you so, but I wanted to tell you so. Well, I tell you so, but why it's you. I think it's perfectly safe.

I think it'll be great. How did I get in there? I'm going to stop now, then you're Fox, so you've got to do it anyway. I'm back, could it be? I wanted it because of a Facebook ad from China. Sounds great. I think it's good. Get it off of T-new. I don't like my name. I'm just bare wires.

Oh, I just got our crappy awards off team you by the way. Oh really? Oh good, well I'll get led poisoning. Okay, so let's see. So Garsell, yeah, okay, so she does her thing and they're like, wow, your face is gonna look great and she's like, well, I'd be jealous. That went on for five minutes. And then now we have Susque. In a dark soul's entire journey on the show. I feel like if they showed all of Garcell's journey,

it would just be her going. It really would be. It would be a very long montage. So now we just land on Sutton. She's in her, she's in front of her house and she is plucking roses from her bushes and she's got like a little basket. Like she, this is her like rose cutting basket.

Like you know, she was in Santa Fe sometime. I was like, oh, oh, I like that. Avi, get that down in the shelf. This could be like an ass rose cutting basket. Should we get it? He's like, you don't need a single use basket. I'm getting it. Avi.

So now she's got her rose cutting basket. I don't even know. He had to carry that shit the whole way through the rest of the trip. And then he had to check one of his bags because he had to carry this fucking basket that she wouldn't let go of. And then they got to the airport.

And she's like, oh, you have a checked bag. Well, I'm not gonna wait for that. I'll be in the car and then just leaves him. Well, he's like, yeah, sitting there with this fucking basket that she wanted to cut a rose. And then she never used it. It was in the garage for like six years I mean, she made it and has a crack in it now because it was never intended to go into checked luggage right so So she's cut and she's gotten roses very deliberately and Kyle drives up and

Rose is very deliberately and Kyle drives up. And she's like, oh my God, you're got it, Rose. I mean, you look like you're like working for the Easter body or something. She's very satisfied with her jokes. I'm just like, they smell like perfume. Where did you even get these from? What are you pretending to cut for the roses? Say, why are you? And she's like, no, I pick these roses all the time. I talk to them.

It's very good for you to talk to your plants. Okay. Also, it has been, but I don't know. That's a whole other issue. What would you say? Also, your husband. Good to talk to your husband too, but I don't know. That's none of my business. So they go inside because Kyle doesn't want son on her face and you know, same, you know. Feel the Son on your skin. Listen, that song. You know that song? Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh- That's your theme song of the Hills. Not to be confused with the Valley. By the way, let's feel the rain on your skin, right? She never says, okay, it's acceptable then.

By the way, you don't have to tell me to feel it, like I feel it, it's rain. The other thing is, so of course the Hills that makes me think of the Valley, which is a new show coming to Bravo that exploded onto social media last night because it is the show that no one asked for. And I don't, I mean, we'll probably have to watch it, but I don't know if anyone, like, I don't understand the appeal of this show.

This is the show of Jacks and Brittany and Chris and Doty and then a whole bunch of others living in the San Fernando Valley, famously in armpit of California. It's like, it's just kind of like having a show called the Staten Island or something like that. Like I just don't know why, why are we having a show focus on the San Fernando Valley and it's our as Jacks and Brittany. I don't know why we need this in our lives. I'm not shaming the Val.

Listen, that's probably world-shaming one day. I'm gonna go live in the Val. The Valley is the worst. I'm sorry, the Valley is the worst. And then I'm gonna hear everyone, Valley defenders always say the same things. Well, there's left turn arrows and there's parking and there's room and it's a good place to reach your kids. Those are good arguments.

That's fine. It's still a wasteland. It is a wasteland. It is a wasteland of space. I'm sorry, I've lived there, been there many times. I go there every single week. The Valley and Culver City, two knee deers in California society. Wow. I think the Valley has good targets and they do have big parking and they have

the Burbank Airport, which I think is the best there. Oh, that's fair. Burbank Airport is a big asset. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know if I want to see a show about Jackson, Brittany, quote unquote, adulting because that was the tagline. It's like, let's see, people learn how to be an adult in the valley. I'm like literally let's see the entire audience collectively roll their eyes and turn off the TV.

And Jack gets you to do it. It's 45. Okay. Yeah. So I'm not really sure that that works. I'm afraid of that, but. Whatever. I'm in. Listen, it's Bravo. Did we ask for any of that, but. Whatever. I'm in.

Listen, it's Bravo. Did we ask for anything? We're going to ask for Bravo. Nothing. You know, Bravo tells you what you want. It gives it to you. And then you're like, can I what? This is great.

I didn't ask for Southern hospitality. Love it. I didn't ask for dancing queens, which, to be honest, I probably have asked for that multiple times. Yeah, I was like, you asked for that. You asked for that. times. Yeah, I was like, you asked for that. You asked for that. You sent it a letter. Well, I don't wait for things that I asked for.

I wait for Bravo to tell me what I'm gonna love next. That's it. I'm gonna, I'm into it. I'm into the valley. Now, I didn't understand it was all of those people. That's a lot of new people. I'm not really sure what they bring to the table because the preview didn't really show anything.

It's just Jack's writing on like one of those little kids' cars, you know, the kids' electric cars. And it's supposed to be hilarious because it's Jack's on a tiny car. It's like Donkey Kong. It's like a Donkey Kong kind of shot from Mario Kart. Donkey Kong on a tiny car. And he's just driving through,

waving at everybody on their lawns because remember that was Jack's big thing when he got a house? They showed him in the opening scene of just mowing the lawn. It's like, I'm an adult now. I guess that's the vibe they're going through. Everyone's standing on their lawn and Jackson's just passing by, snorting up a line that goes from one sidewalk around different sidewalks of the entire valley. Yeah, that he was revisiting that, but I just feel like, does Bravo not remember the thing that plunged Vanderpump rules into his dark era?

Like, I should say, it's always in the dark era, and it's boring here, was it's like adulting phase? Does the producers not remember, that's the thing that we hated the most? I just don't know if I want to see a bunch of people who are between the ages of 37 and 44 marveling at things like changing diapers and paint bills like to me that is just like not compelling television We'll watch it's gonna be the best thing of all time ill-break records I mean I'm I'm ready to eat my words But just I want to like you can't eat your words without having the words out there in the first place

So I'm just putting them out there. Just give me a little bit of a jolt of hate or a raid To start this fine day. I don't like to eat my words. I do however like to eat my feelings. They're delicious How's good to just have some sides So here we go. So Kyle is being wacky with sudden. I don't remember them making up to you. I thought they were fighting still Yeah, I I mean they I feel like they did make up, but it's it's sort of like This season has been kind of like a like a flowing ribbon like it's sort of hard for me to just remember what happens distinctly like there is the taco night, but there was also

happen distinctly, like there was the taco night, but there was also Kyle's night. They kind of feel like the same dinner party. And I don't know, everything kind of is flowing. So I just, I'm gonna just go with the flow and say they've made up somewhere along the way. Yeah, they're, you know, they're really hammering that home. So Kyle comes in and she's like, um, yeah, can I have some water and check some water?

Just, sure, I'll have some water. That's hilarious how you say that. Like, what do you say like a water? Oh, hilarious. I'm gonna look in your fridge, okay? You don't have anything in your fridge, son. So we're supposed to believe that said me eats because I'm looking in her fridge.

There is nothing in there. That was the, I think the implication is Kyle's fridge is so full because she is a blubbed chef who makes great blackened salmon guys. Kyle loves to cook. Don't you be all know that? That's why I'm fridge is so full. It's funny how Kyle is really driving home this whole sudden doesn't eat thing because

it's in Kyle fighting a bunch of ozempic rumors herself because every time she doesn't interview she's like, people are like, so mean to me right now in mine. I'm like, what's wrong with working out? Nothing. I mean, everyone's, everyone's not on the ozempic, okay, I can work out. So it's kind of funny karma because her whole season is spent insinuating that someone else is. It is, you know, it is funny because also Kyle is suddenly working out like rigorously. And, you know, it is funny because also Kyle is suddenly working out like rigorously

and, you know, there's something kind of, there's something obsessive about Kyle's behavior too. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crapence commercial. Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending, but the worst part is, if they step out of line or fall in love with the wrong person, it changes the course of history. I'm Aresha Skidmore Williams, and I'm Brooke Sifrin. We've been telling the stories of the rich and famous on the hit Wondery Show, even the rich, and talking about the latest celebrity news on Rich and Daily.

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I wouldn't put more food in there, just to prove I eat a lot, which actually only proves that you stock your refrigerator better, but that's fine. So, um, let's see, what do they talk about here? Uh, they start talking about what happened at the last party. Don't, don't, don't, which was very sad because it was the celebration of life where Kyle sang about getting banged or Morgan's saying about getting banged on the kitchen floor. And so, Sutton is talking about how it was a nice event, but where was Mauricio and Kyle says,

you know, like he was traveling, this a lot. I mean, he was in Mexico City, he was an Aspen, and Sutton's piss. She's like, I'm not accepting the excuse that Mauricio is giving unless you are in the hospital or dead in a ditch, you show up for your wife and your wife's dead friend. Which I agree. And so cause like, yeah, he went to Aspen and then they flew to the friends place in Mexico City and he gets back on Friday But he'll be there at the homeless not, um, homeless, uh, not homeless, not homeless. I mean, truthfully, not homeless.

There's homeless homeless. It's like the last season must do it again. They don't miss cars. So, what the, homeless not cars. Homeless, not assistive. Homeless, we are homeless. Home is not a system list. We have a home layer. A home is not banjo lists.

Are they toothless? Are they toothless homeless people? I'm like listen, this was very funny last year, but now it's been a year we've all been saying homeless not toothless. You know how to say a Kyle? You know how to say the charity. Yeah, both of you.

They're really trying to drive that one home. So then Kyle's like listen, here's what I know. I want them to have the homes and I want them to have teeth. This is very upsetting. I have to choose one of the two. Sun's like, what is wrong with this? Why can't we remember that? Oh, you know, I was having this kind of emotional day yesterday

because I was thinking about all this and preparing. And I just want to be strong for you. And then Garcella comes up and is like, Anne Marie's coming for you. She's coming for me. I mean, what did I do? I mean, well, I'm like, we had a really great day on Saturday. I mean, why is she coming for me?

What is it like, what about what? And Kyle's like, yeah, you let our liquor on, Pat. And so we see some unseen footage of Anne Marie licking Sun's armpits. So some got like all the licks and the kisses in on and oh hi. Yeah and um, I was like yeah, I mean I thought you guys were like I was hitting on. I mean it was crazy and I was like talking about y'all and sent yeah, she's talking about my esophageal problem. Do not come from my esophagus. Leave my esophagus alone.

And Kyle's like, okay, we have seen Sun throw Finn get into fights over some really ridiculous things. And we see like a montage of all of Sun's fights. But maybe Sun has met her match. I'm like, yeah, you brought her on. Don't act like you're surprised. You brought on Sun's match. So remember,, yeah, you brought her on. Don't act like you're surprised. You brought on Son's match. So remember, you're partying all this. So then they start talking about this trip

to Barcelona that they're going to take. And we get a flashback that we didn't see of suddenly like, it has been a very tumultuous few months, not homeless. So let's take this trip, is it time together to come together and have fun and remember that we love each other. And they're like, oh my god, where are we going? have to say, I do love this episode that they are going to a charity function to give dental, to base it allowed dentistry or provide charitable dentistry to the unhoused while simultaneously perusing extravagant luxury villas and Barcelona that they can, you know,

traips off to, you know the Edibon Kyle's like, I just wish, like, I want to give them both. It's like, me while she's like packing her bags to like live in a house that could like, you know, house like, you know, six families. I just, that's what the best part of the show. Yeah, I used to do catering a long time ago when I lived in New York and, uh,

wow, those charity events are insane. The gala is, everyone comes in big, huge bulgantis, like Cinderella's gala and they all have themes and you know, oh, it's just so extravagant. All the money spent on the food and the waiters and does anybody ever get teeth? How does this work out? What are you guys taping in chiclets at the end of the day? Cause I don't know how anybody makes a profit

off of these things. You know, they eat the profit. They feed each other the profit. Fuckin' rich people, I'm telling you. I would say you're the rich, but none of them have meat on their bones. Here's your dental floss. You can put it in the corner of your box

and we're gonna go off to our luxury villa now in Barcelona. So, um, Suns, like, and we're gonna go off to our luxury villa now in Barcelona. So they're gonna go and sunsing that Emory owes her an apology and cost like, well you invited everybody and Marie last night. I mean you can't disinvite Emory to the trip but she goes, no, but she owes me an apology. And then we have now's in her backyard. Crystal finally has her big episode. This is like where Crystal is now earning her diamond, because all season we've been

kind of like Crystal's giving friend of energy. Why is she still like a full housewife, but now she's in her backyard and she's faith timing Garcell to talk about the night before and Kyle's party. So yeah. So she's like, yeah, you know, last night was really fun. But you know, someone I thought might have forgotten about that event, like, um, um, Emory, like what was going on with Emory? And she's like, yeah, she was really committed to whatever she

was doing last night. She was implying eating disorder. I don't even think it was really implied. I think she, I mean, I guess it was it was it was heavily implied, but I mean, it was pretty much an accusation there. Yeah. I was in lead plus. Yes. So then we see a flashback to that conversation, where she did, in fact, say, um, oh, is anybody has like something wrong with aerosol, it's like that. It's like, hey, either eating disorder or, and then we cut back. And Chris was like, I mean, what's your purpose with this whole thing? Like what's your end game with this? Are you just like trying to shame her for an eating disorder?

And Garsell's like, look, I know she's in the medical field, are you just like trying to shame her for an eating disorder? And Garcelle's like, look, I know she's in the medical field, but you know, maybe lay off a bed. Leave Sidenin her esophagus alone. I mean, what am I the esophagus referee now? Coming soon to Nick Jr. the Asophagus referee. So Chris still is like, I mean, and also like when I met her around Christmas, she told me she was a doctor and not a nurse. I mean, Chris, I was like,

whoa, yeah, that's true. Which by the way, this surprises me. I have to say, I feel like maybe Chris still missed her this thing. I don't know, I do have a hard time believing that. I mean, Anne Marie seems like she's a piece of work, but even I don't think that like Anne Marie would literally say she's a doctor when she's not. But you know, we've seen creates her things. Circus was like, yeah, I met Anne Marie at a holiday party many months

ago and she said she was an SD geologist. It's fun to hear how she like, you know, when she joined the group that she in fact is not one and she's a nurse and a, and a, an esophist, which is very different. But I just couldn't help but think like, what else are you lying about? Yeah. And thank you for saying this, by the way, Crystal, because this was making me crazy. She's like, by the way, I Googled narrow osophagus and it's like the first thing you look

up like it is. You've been saying this for like weeks now, Ronnie. Well, Ronnie. Well, yeah, and of course, in their time, it's probably the same amount of time where it's like, oh, let's Google that. But people on these shows really don't tend to Google things very often. So I was like, wow, sentence basically a detective. She Googled narrow esophagus.

That's a lot. Do you remember that whole lineime storyline with Yolanda and no one ever bothered to even Google what any of those terms meant? Yeah, I remember. So Chris still, yeah, she Googled it and she's like, it's very much a thing. It's not like it's never happened before.

She goes, when you type it in, one of the next words is genetic. So there's a genetic issue to it. And she was saying that her family has it. That's enough for me. I mean, because if there's one possible answer, that means there's one possibility that she's telling the truth, and that was enough for me. And she's basically like, oh my God, she's just like so.

She has such intensity about wanting to out-setting over a neurosophagus. What is going on? This is the most bizarre justice storyline I've ever seen on Housewives, and we've seen some crazy justice storylines, but I'm kind of here for, I'm kind of here for some esophagus mystery. I have to say I am not, I don't hate it. I enjoy a really petty fight. I think Ann Marie is just doesn't realize that she has, she's gone too hard on this one. She should have let the mouse go. So yeah, Chris, I was like, I mean, Ann Marie spent hours researching a sudden zisophageal issue and couldn't find anything. And in five minutes, I was able to Google it.

Maybe I'm a doctor. So then, Piki and Doreet make me with Nick, the event planner. And so they're at a hotel, you know, for the homeless not toothless event. And they're going through it. What was I gonna say? Nick, we've seen Nick before, right? That's like how he's been around for besties. So then to read is like oh I'm so excited last year. There was a COVID-19. We basically just had to say you know we're going to postpone the gala and then

you know we had a dinner at home with the girls all mushy food because you just never know who's gonna show up to these things. Of course, because of the surge, we had to temporarily rename the charity COVID, not toothless, but, you know, now we're back to homelessness. So then we see last year's homeless not toothless dinner dinner which they really underplayed how great that dinner was they chose like the most like average parts of that See that's that uh that dinner and then Doreet's like, you know, I really oh yeah, we see it with Yeah, she just did Doreet telling Kathy so then Doreet is like for the gala I'm I'm kind of hoping that there's more attention on the performance, right?

And less on the name this time, okay? And once they pass that line, by the way, if people come to this line, I want to get past the security. I just want anyone to slip to the door. Can any homeless people that already have teeth come in with a knife and attack anyone? I just want to make sure that we're all safe in the ballroom. Listen, this is the homeless, not the useless party. So I need to make sure that there's only safe in the ballroom. Listen, this is your homeless, not to this party. So I need to make sure that there's only rich people in not homeless.

Listen, wealthy, not homeless. Because listen, one of the things that worries about me about you, worries me about you, is that you're taking too many thoughts on, which is funny because I was probably the first time some of the keys you've been doing that. But you got a trusty of people, you got me, you got Nick, and by the way you know else you've got ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. Berlin's standing there with clipboards running down there.

And so you want eight taps or 10 taps? Take a walk. Sorry, we're contrivedly obligated to do the chorus every 10 seconds. Mm. Three, babe, please put down some of those thoughts, would you? Sloth odds, hey? A Nick, could you get Berlin back in here,

carry some of the Doritos thoughts? I wanted to hear this. It's not a strain, a little strain, right? So Deree feels like actually after therapy, that PK has really been listening to her more, which is funny because I didn't see any evidence of that in this. But hey, I thought this entire scene was him saying, like, I'm really worried about security. I have a specific trigger about this and him saying, like, I'm really worried about security. I have a specific trigger about this and him saying, babe, why do you think about this so much? Okay, don't worry about it. You got this gay man. Yeah, he'll stand by the door.

I just wanted to say, babe, I love you so much. You're the most meaningful thing in my life. I never could have dreamed of finding someone better than you. Am I right? Are you talking to a back of Cheetos PK? Sorry babe, were you saying something? Blocked for the horse nick. Blocked the goddamn door. Don't need poor people in here, alright? Those people can smell Cheetos mile away.

How many people are going to be here, honey? She goes, oh, honey, we got 400 people here. Oh, and they're like, just all over our closest friends. Quiet, Nick, you're not part of this. It's just a reads like, exactly, 400 people plus, Paul Abdul, and William Hamesi. I think you mean H-Macy. I felt it was missing a vowel, thank you.

Oh, and he's like, oh, I'm working on a surprise, which we haven't pulled off yet. Mariah. So, who are we going to get a musical surprise? Hope it's boy George! They're going to put up a curtain over here after Beverly Hilton's ballroom's like, sorry everyone. Unfortunately, there was a bad, mold problem at the hotel, so our gallows can be restricted

just one half of the ballroom, just kidding. Ladies and gentlemen, boy George featuring Berlin with mold all over her face. Listen, I didn't want to keep that one from you. I know we'd promised it. So here it goes. Home, listen up, Moldy. So they go down to a lower room and they are having to approve the table settings and stuff. And it's like, oh, go, we're doing a food tasting today. Thank God, I brought some chips. Is it dips? Just please tell me it's dips.

I've got some lies here. And we'd say, no, no, food tastes as well. That's a shame. So the director of catering is like, here's a table. And P.K. is like, all right, well, Doree is super, super more polite than me. Also a little bit dumber, let's be honest. That's why she's playing with that cat toy in the corner. So she wouldn't say this, but I know what she's thinking that this looks like a canteen in office. And you know, the underings like a canteen, I'm not sure I understand what you're talking

about here. So Doreet tells us, even though I would probably work on the delivery, I loved the Piqui can say things that I would be mortified to say. What, you know, things like that looks like a canteen in the office. What's that you mean? Thank God for his strength, his teeth down strength. You know what's on his lung is on his tongue and what's on his tongue is also on his lung, which is why he always has a few bringles lying on his chest.

So he's like, all right, I don't know that tablecloth. What about that tablecloth being black? Can we do that? I'd rather a different tablecloth. Listen, this is a homeless not toothless event, not ugly. I want this skip rid of it. I want something edible. Do you have that?

You have like a fruit roll-up type of tablecloth. Something like that. How about instead of a red carpet, just a big fruit roll-up in front of the hotel? How about this? I don't want the tables actually look like teeth. I want them to look like the abs and subti-t. Make these tables look like the gaps and the homeless people's mouths

to make them all black. Okay, can we do that? So, the guys like, okay, do you want silver and black then? He's like, exactly, it's exactly what I want. And it's like, um, guys, gotta point out the flower arrangement, discussing my right,

so I'll paint, it's not a band or pink. Can we not? And she's like, oh, no, we need to go with white roses and glee this night time. The whore! All right, hear me out. Instead of flowers, how about this? Every dentist contributes one of their three or bt toothbrushes. We make bouquets out of two brushes and floss, but right in the middle of the table It's right on theme. It's prettier than a flower and makes sense. And it's also free, what I think Baby feels daytime in here feels daytime

She like it does it feels daytime and needed to feel no time time! So she's like, piquet, complaining about tables and calling them canteens and spouting tongues from lungs. It really makes me feel like when we first met and I went up to him and I said, I've never seen someone quite surpassed him before and he looks really deep in the him and I said, I've never seen someone quite surpassed him before, and he looked really deep in the eye, and he said, you're pretty. And the little piece of lace got caught in my eye after he spit it out. And I was blinded. And in honor of this charity, I will no longer say that PK looks pasty.

I will merely say, he looks tooth pasty. Homeless, not toothless. So now Crystal is meeting with her brother at my favorite breakfast place. I was so triggered because I decided to watch Beverly Hills this morning instead of last night. And in this morning, I was hungry. And then I was like, if I'd watched the show last night,

I could have gone to Republic also, just like Crystal and her brother and had a beautiful breakfast instead I wasn't. So I was really jealous. I was really triggered by the scene because I was so jealous. I was very pissed off that wasn't a republic. Like how can you go to a restaurant on Bravo

called Republic and it's not filled with a bunch of slutes? Like I know, this is actually a republic. So I don't know how to tell it to. I know. I of slutes. Like, I know, this is actually rape public. I don't know what's got to tell you. It's not a tag. I know, I know, I was like where was Emmy, like in the corner being like, okay, I'm gonna do this. I wanna move up in the world of rape public in Los Angeles. I was really upset about that as well.

Okay, and Leo. Can you say the celebrity chef was? I don't know if it's not a celebrity chef. I think you just don't know. It's just long-john TV. No, I was just saying it's actually called Republic. I just said Republic. I just so used to sing a republic

from Southern hospitality. Of course. I mean, it's a Republic. Remodeling. It's a class. It's a classy city place. We pronounce it funny, yes. No, it's a classy city place. So we pronounce it funny, yes. No, it's a delicious breakfast spot.

So of course it's not the valley. Actually, the breakfast. Actually, you know what? You know what's a really good breakfast plate in the valley? There is a place that Leah Romani's mom owns called Vivian's World Cafe. Now that is a good breakfast spot. Have a look.

Well, there you go. So, I don't, here's what I don't need breakfast. I don't like breakfast. So, fuck we're public, fuck we're public. Wow. Okay, in fact, Leah Romani's mom's place. I don't care about that place either. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

And here's the other thing I don't need. Crystal's brother, stop trying to make Crystal's brother happen on my television. I don't need it. I don't care. Okay, and guess what? If your sister was mean about your girlfriend, your girlfriend probably sucked. Because, yeah, trust your family. Okay? And if your sister and your mother both hate your

girlfriend, find a better one. Okay? That's how this works. You don't get to just be like, and now I'm leaving. So I never have your opinion again. You're not going to escape their opinion. So just get somebody that they'll like. Or I'll get back. Get someone cool. Like, your pop star, which means that you're probably going to like attract really awful people. Let's be honest, okay?

Yeah. So, but that being said, he definitely should've taken his girlfriend's side instead of his sister and mom's side when it was COVID time. That, I think, is an insurmountable thing, and I think there's no getting back to that. He's lost. He's already lost. He's throwing good money after bad. I don't care. Like it's... Sorry, I don't think I've stressed enough the first time. I don't care about Chris enough though for his time. I don't care about Crystal's brother.

Clear him. Well, the good news is he's self-clearing because he's gonna go to Bangkok for half the year. So he's gonna go there. What do you want to know? It's the half of the year that they're not shooting rock size of Beverly Hills. He's gonna work on getting his pop career back

and he's gonna do in Bangkok. And it's to be a great time for him. And Crystal is going to look sadly down on her plate and reflect that she's been an overbearing sister and she will then look up from the plate and be like, fuck it, I like being an overbearing sister and I'm going to stay this way. And that's where it is. That's where it goes.

So then we go to everybody getting ready. And they're like, what is this event again? Homeless. So then it's what really does everyone in the cast. It's almost not roller skate. Not roller skate. So everyone's getting ready and Pika is checking out. To reach out Pika is suing everything.

And then of course she's like, hold on, now I'm gonna go, let's take some photos. So she goes out the balcony and does like her classic derposes in the sun, you know. And then this is amusing to me. Rob is not, he's going to be coming to the event later because he has to go to a brave little toaster event, which I just love Los Angeles. Sorry, I can't, I got a brave little toaster for a beautiful man. I've got to go to instead. Well, brave little toaster event. First of all, where are we calling toasters brave? I mean, they're the ones with all the power in that relationship. You know who's brave? The bread. The bread who goes into the toaster The bread goes and I'll stop. It's just trusting this fucking machine to do whatever. Where's the brave little bread? I'm sick of carbs being villainized.

Also, the toaster is like, is like the PTSD that you see in the movies where something triggers them, and then they've like slammed someone against the wall and they're like, oh, and they're like, come on bro, come on, what's wrong? Cause like, you know, if you don't say come on bro, the toaster, that bread comes out black.

You have to like, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, when you have to like, you always have to manually get that bread out you know. Save the bread. Chastris are also low-key murderers because they purposely get the bread stuck in them and then your natural response is to get a fork and then you'll die. So what else are you supposed to get bread out of your fingers or your your your get burned you can so get electrocuted. What the fuck are you supposed to get? Like, we all have a wooden chopstick. I do, just because I love to have a chopstick.

But in general, what are you supposed to do? Toasters or murderers, I'm sick of celebrating them. But just in case anybody's wondering, the brief little toaster is a 1987 musical fantasy animated film. So... Oh, I thought it was... I thought it was Joe Koy hosting the Golden Globes. God, he was brave to go up there was such a terrible material. Oh, oh, oh, top. That was

the brave roaster. Am I right? There we go. So then, um, let's see, awkward. That so that was awkward. Um, this is even more awkward. It's Mauricio driving an Olima with Kyle and Morgan's hair. This is even more awkward. It's Mauricio driving in a limo with Kyle and Morgan's hair. Why is Kyle literally putting our hair the exact same way we just saw Morgan wearing it? It's getting creepy. I'm creeped out by this whole thing. Also, why is this the limo ride that the producers decided not to put GoPro's in the car because that camera is up in their faces. They're like crammed into the shot together, like their heads are like touching. And so we said like, so, love being where

we going. And Kyle's like, the Beverly, you know what? Oh, like, he'll tell you it's okay. You can say their last name. And he's like, so it's like homeless, not toothless. Yeah. So, okay. Well, oh, oh, you had your thing. That was your event. That was for green beans. You want to have more green beans in children's diets, right? That was the event that you're doing? No. Is that the thing about Monaco, about like the Grace Kelly, like wig drive. Is that what, what was this event you did that I missed? I don't even know what it was. Oh my God Mauricio just being so blase and I love all these scenes

I shot with Mauricio or Mauricio's shot that Kyle hates him. Like he is not Godm over the shot that Kyle hates him. He seems shocked every time she says, I know, I knew line and in every line she's dripping with hatred for him. He's like, so how'd that event go? She's like, well, I mean, I wanted it to like be accessible. Like, I wanted people to have a good time, but I'll show you remember why we were there.

Like, why you weren't there. And he's just giving her look like, love bean. Ouch. Oh, he goes, stick of fork in me. I'm done. Oh, love bean. Oh, he goes, and none of the guys went, right? Almost implying like, it's okay. I'm done. Oh, I mean, oh, he was none of the guys went right almost implying like it's okay. I wasn't there because it was a women's only event and she's no. So then she's like saying that she would have loved from Risa to be there because he was close to her too. And then we see a flashback of Lorene's poor mom crying and saying it's Marisa are going to be here and call us to say no he's not coming. Yes, so then let's see he's like yeah I've been traveling a lot and she's like yeah and

he goes well I'm trying to get caught up she's well no I'm not going to be the one traveling so what do you think of that? I'm going to go to Barcelona and then I'm going to go to IKEA and a place called the Valle. Yeah, Spain, so suck that. It's like, you're going to the valley. He's like, yeah, I forgot to tell you about that. I'm gonna go to the valley. Do you have to have a passport to go there?

A classic band of pump line. Oh, sorry, that was triggering for you. And Kyle's like, yeah, well, it's like a little bit of a taste of his own medicine to be honest because I had a hundred like so many times where he said, he's like, oh, I'm going to Portugal. Oh, I'm going for Chicago. Like, I don't get a head up, so whoops.

Well, that's healthy. So Kyle's like, yeah, we're gonna go with the girls. He was, oh, amazing, amazing. Although, also, I'm not sure why he's so surprised considering that they're filming this, this is like the 13 season that Kyle's filmed the show. Like he knows, a girl's trip is coming up. So, Doreet, now we have Doreet and PK arriving at the event. And then we see, like, so she's taking photos and everything, and she's really happy. And then, Erica is, she arrives. She's just like in the room, and she's, the guy walks up to her,

and she's like, hi, America, not to meet you. And he's like, hi, how are you? What's your name? She's like, oh, I'm so-and-so. And she's like, oh, and she's like, hi, America, not to meet you. And he's like, hi, how are you? What's your name? She's like, oh, I'm so-and-so. And she's like, oh, and it's like, you look beautiful. Thank you very much. I mean, you are so hot. Thank you.

I mean, you are you single because, wow, you look like someone I'd like to go out on a date with. Well, hey, hey, aren't you my dentist? Hey. Yeah, she's like, oh, hey, aren't you my dentist? Hey. Yeah, she's like, oh, oh, I remember you speaking of handouts. I'm your patient. I posted you on Instagram one time, huh? Remember, I was in for your clean and well, I was gonna come in because I lost from a bleached tray.

Look at this. Look at this. He's like, still hot. You're still hot. Okay. Okay. Good to talk to you later. Bye.

Which category is this one in my home list of the Giraffe list Pennsylvania's whenever gonna get that is a cast best common How did the two of not seem to recognize each other? That's my question. They not know so now Kyle and Mauricio arrive and Mauricio, Mauricio is like, you know, got like a man crush on, uh, on Marcella's, because he's like, My man. I was like, oh my God, Mauricio, but them cause a trade, they're getting their picture taken.

It's really hard. Mauricio, what's even in that drink? What is it? I like what is it? It's alcohol that we don't. Just shocking. Yeah, I was like, oh, it's alcohol, love being. And she's like, I feel like every time I go to one of these events,

there's like a lot of whispering and watching Mauricio and me, which just feels really strange and exhilarating. And they're just like analyzing me from like every move and gestures. It's what I've always wanted quite frankly. One of Porch's friends passes and takes a 20 out of her hand and then like starts filming her with his iPhone. I mean, come on Kyle.

But when the wife is like, I was like, I was bringing asking questions that doesn't really know that he has, but keep trying. So like, hi, so there's a red carpet. Is there a red carpet for possible estimates? I mean, did I say that a lot of stops staring at me? Stop.

So, um, they're everyone's still gathering on the inside and, um, oh, by the way, they also have like a moment on the red carpet, where I'm reached, I was like, okay, I'm gonna let you take some solos and he steps away and she takes photos on her own, and he takes photos on her own. And the show's like, that's, I'm like, done, done. It feels pretty standard red carpet fair. They're both celebrities.

I think they probably were both gonna do their solo photos. Mm, she's, they're like, click, click, click, click, click. Stop, please, stop, please. No questions. click click click click click. Stop please stop please. No questions no questions about Morgan Wade my new best friend. No questions whatsoever please. So Sidemen Garsell and Erica and Crystal are all talking and you know as the usual Beverly Hills. Oh my god jokes are pretty. No you look beautiful. No, you look stunning. You look fucking amazing. I just felt I just choked on how fucking amazing you look. You are gorgeous. They did that for about five minutes. And then Eric has had some amazing. She's like, good. I have

a magical suffocates. Please think about that. I'm going to about my soft kiss some more. Let's make another party about my soft kiss. Oh, an M.B. as an M.E. You know, M.P. being magic. Pusser! Pats M.P. Bitch. So, then we have a flashback to when they all had like girls night. And Eric is like,

What's with the magical pussy? Is it the grip? Is it the wetness? Like, what are we talking about here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said, saying this was sweetness. What? I don't remember that. Is that unseen footage?

I think it was unseen. Yeah. It was more missing by not watching the zombie cock come because I will totally wait till the day after from gonna get some sweet, certain VJJ content. It's really magical. It's not magical. It's not magical.

It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical.

It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. It's not magical. I'll be honest. Also, it occasionally chokes on crackers. Okay. A lot of weird things happen.

I'm a weirder. Same bad out loud, but yeah, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't tell my matchmaker about that particular activity of mine. We got it. Settin' up. Settin'. Tell me about your magical vagina. What?

What? What are the top three things that you like to stuff in there? and I said, tell me about your magical vagina. Oh, wow. This is so amazing. What are the top three things that you like to stop in there? Food wise. Okay, so she goes, here's the thing. Don't fuck with me about my soft, my soft, I'm sorry. You don't talk about my body, but on my back,

because that is not gonna go well for you. No, man. No, man. No, man. She starts, my back, because that is not going to go well for you. No man. No man. No man. She starts. She starts her belly. She starts her belly. I'm trained.

Yeah. Lots of no man's. So Emory comes in and she starts heading to their table and they're all just like smiling but talking into breath like, oh God, here she comes. Oh no, here it's happening. So she comes. Oh no, here it's happening. So she reps and Emory brings Marcellus over because he hasn't met the woman yet. So he's doing the whole, I'm a huger first thing

and I'm like, oh, is your soft figure so okay over there? I'm like having coffee burps over here. I'm, I've gotten, I've got my esophagus is like, my esophagus is like a magic. I don't know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna finish this. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. So I'm writing a call and he's like, hey, hey everybody, hey, I'm a hugger, I'm a hugger, come on,

come on in for a hug. Which by the way, if you Google him, don't start with a, stay over there. How about that? Keep your fucking hands clear, self-suffering. That might be an understatement. So then, a sudden's like, okay, well, I'm setting. He goes, oh, yeah, I've heard. I've heard.

And it just gives a little sudden, the camera discusses the sudden, like a dwing. So she tells Amory, she's like, we need to talk right now. She goes, yeah, yeah, we'll talk. And she goes, no, right now. So, Amber is like, yeah, okay, go to the bar, Marcellus. Just get us a drink.

He goes, okay, I love that. You could just say, you know, excuse yourself, not just go to the bar. She is hilarious. I mean, listen, she's not a 10 at giving the instructions. But, that was a good, Jesus solid 8.5. was a solid 8.5. Yeah, solid 8.5.

8.5. So, you know what, you picked the wrong person. So, sudden, let me explain, excuse me, ma'am. No, ma'am, no, ma'am. Well, let me explain, no, ma'am, ma'am, no, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am, no, ma'am, name, ma'am. Name, no, ma'am. Oh, maybe all the time when she was saying name, when she was saying no, ma'am, no ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, no ma'am. Oh, maybe all the time when she was saying ma'am, she was saying no ma'am really fast.

No ma'am, no ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. So, America's like, you gotta be careful with the no ma'am, because this particular no ma'am could, well I'm full. I'm just my uncle. So, Emory, it's like, I don't y'all, so like, if you wanna y'all, let me in, then I won't match your energy. I'm not y'alling. You worry y'alling, now you're just lying, because you were y'alling, so now you're lying about y'alling, so like, so if you want to yell at me, then I won't match your energy. I'm not yelling. You were yelling.

Now you're just lying, because you were yelling. And now you're lying about yelling. So what do you rely on? Oh, is this the third lab told? Yes, this is your third lab. And I was like, well, what the fairs do? Well, the first one was that her doctor said you could drink and have a pen at the same time, which you can't.

And also, you can't do that. And are you my doctor? It doesn't matter. I'm a certified nurse and a narcissist. So I know about gabber pen and I know about drinking and gabber pen. So like you can't drink when you have gabber pen. So don't drink when you have gabber pen. So Kyle comes over and hears them arguing and she's like, oh, you know, Kyle with her

jaw on the floor, that people are arguing. So she's like, yeah, I'm bored certified. Biotch. And said, well, we're gonna talk about some right now. Right now, we're gonna do a name. So then we cut to Mauricio Marcellis and they're like, well, I'm not going by those crazy ladies, they're women. Well, you put two women in a room and look at them go.

Why do I'm me in jeans? So, women, am I right? I have a doctor, I have a GI doctor that I've seen. So I know what I have. And you said that I made it up. No, I didn't say that you made it up. I just said that you fabricated a lie about something that doesn't even seem to make sense.

If it did make sense, it would just have to allude to the fact that Crystal said that you hadn't even or that's all I said and so Crystal's like You said she lied you said she lied and we see a flashback of Amory's saying you know, I think I think she's sweet as apple pie But I've never 14 seconds and I've heard two lies out of her mouth And Amory's like oh, I what I said was what she's saying does not make any sense That's what I was saying and Chris is like, oh, what I said was what she's saying does not make any sense. That's what we're always saying. And Chris is like, no, you say she lied.

She goes, okay, but I said like, if, like I said like, if she's saying that stuff, like, if, you know, and Chris is saying, no, no, you said you've known her like five minutes and she's lied to my searching. Okay, yeah, but like, about the Gabba Patton and then like potentially this, this thing and they're like, just say it.

And then it makes us crystal. You're the one saying she has me eating disorder. Okay. What? Okay, that's, that's not even fun house rivalry. That's just a lie. I don't like that. That's like delusion right there.

And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And crystal of all people is not going to be the one to say that. And Chris says, are you out of your mind? And Chris says, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chris, why don't you say, can you defend Chris Leroy? Why don't you say that is a lie? You were the one that said that. Like, you should be careful.

Oh, I think she's defending her. Because she was like, she's saying, no, no, no, no, really loud, like, oh, hell no. And she was, she just said, like, I mean, you said, I've met her for five minutes and she's lied twice. I would think they're doing a pretty good job standing up to Ann Marie because then in her next scene, she's like, oh, okay, I'm really sorry. Like literally for every second of a while. Yeah. Well, I just think that right now, Ann Marie is saying that considering

how loaded, calling someone with saying that someone has an eag disorder is, especially in this group, where they are particularly touchy about it, with good reason, because several of them have had experience with it, I should or that they've shared that. I just feel like, Amber is saying that Crystal accused Son of having that. I think that I would have expected Garcell to be, I think she should have said something like that you are lying now. This is not the truth. Be a little bit more definitive for her defense of Crystal.

But she didn't really have to, to be fair, because Crystal really handled it herself. Suns like, you know what? A cast celebration of life, her friend, that is inappropriate to bring up. Crystals like, yeah, you literally spent two hours talking about her to where she and I literally had to leave because it was so annoying. And this is why this is why I think they're just fucking sick of it, you know, because like here we are. And then we see an out, we see a clip of it really being two hours with literally everybody who came up to that little table.

Emily just being, oh my God, can you, have you heard about an Asafika? It's like, it's like the biggest bullshit of her. What do you think about Taita Asafika? Literally for two hours. I thought it was a five minute conversation. She talked about it for two hours to everyone at this event that's about something that's like not petty at all. I mean, they've cut her pretty much out of this season,

except for this particular storyline, and she's still insufferable. Could you imagine having to sit there and listen to that for two hours in a row? Oh my god, gong! Get the gong! No. Samary's like, I am trained to be a critical thinker. So when I hear something that doesn't make sense, we know we try to put it to sense.

And I was like, oh my God, come on. So the crystal didn't wanna go to med school and if you'd gone to med school, then you'd get that. You'd understand it. First of all, I think you can be a critical thinker without going to med school. I'm just gonna put that out there. Just a crazy, I think even me even saying that

might even be evidence of being a critical thinker. Well, we see a clip of Crystal saying on the bus like, oh, yeah, I wanted to go to med school, but Rob didn't, he wanted to have kids right away, so I didn't go to med school. And so she's, Emory's like, oh, yeah, she's jealous because I'm with med school, she didn't get to go to med school. So that's where this is coming from. So she goes, yeah, I mean, if you'd have gone to med school, you'd get it. And she goes, um, did you even go to med school? Because didn't you tell me that you were an anesthesiologist when I met you?

And Marie's like, uh, low, here we go, downplaying my profession, downplaying my, no one's downplaying it. She's accusing you of lying about it. So, which is it? I mean, I don't think she's downplaying it because if you're downplaying it, that is uncool. I mean, I googled this professional a while ago. That's not easy. It's like eight years of school to get that degree. Now, why should you be? Google, I don't

really know. Okay. I have no answers for that. All I know is that Google said that that's like an eight year degree. So, yeah. And so then, Anne Marie is like like, yeah, you're definitely my profession. And Chris is like, you're such a bitch. She's like, you are like, what is wrong with you? And so, something, you owe me a big apology, Anmari. And Anmari is like, I apologize for being concerned and inquisitive, hashtag critical thinker about something that anybody in my thick profession according to Crystal would have been concerned about.

So I do apologize for that, whether you accept it or not, that is on you. It sounds like, well, thanks for the non-apology. Apology, okay. So, Eric, he goes off to get a drink and they're just gonna drop it for right now, but then Kyle goes over to Dree to be like, oh my God, they are fighting about asaficus's

at the homeless, not as it is, homelessness, not asaficus's, what is it? I mean, it's hilarious. It is hilarious. Yeah, she's like, Emory was so heated and worked up. She's so very elevated. I'm like, well, now you're throwing Emory under the bus

when she was just doing her bidding for, like you're bidding, the whole Asaf. When she was just doing her bidding for, like you're bidding, the whole Asophia fight started because she was defending you Kyle because you probably were like, come to my party but defend me. And we know you probably said that because you said it later in the season,

I forget which one it was where she, Kyle literally didn't Kyle literally say to Emory, okay, now have a look at that. I'm not gonna have a look at this. It was the first one, yeah, it was the first one where she came, it was at Kyle's house. And she's like, well, this lady is accusing me

of like, like starving myself or something. Because, nah, nah, we can be just saying that her husband was probably cheating or whatever that whole thing was, the season for her started. And that's why Emory started coming for a certain, yeah. So now Kyle's like, wow, I'm really really heated.

So I'd be like, huh? They have a really loud, loud, and the yelling. And Carl's like, yes, I mean, I was, I then so then, Garcell joined. What's it? What's it's bad to fight between a toothless homeless person and another toothless homeless person? There's very loud fights. And one of the reasons we have this cheesy Carl.

Oh, that fight was terrifying. It sounded like two steam trains crashing into each other, lots of whistling and toots from those gaps in their teeth. So, Kyle was like, so Garth's like, well, Crystal has heated all the way around. And Kusik, I've never actually seen Crystal like that. It's like, I didn't know she had it in her. I did not know she had it in here. We've all wanted Crystal to find her voice,

but screaming here is such a bitch at a black tie event. That wasn't exactly what we were talking about. I'm like, Kyle, your most famous quote in 13 years is you saying you're such a fucking bitch, Camille. So, you know, I mean, I wasn't that much. I mean, I wasn't that much. I didn't even hear it, but still. That was Kyle's biggest biggest first house

You know how easy it is to say it yeah, um, so then um to read like come on ladies This is about the homeless and the shootless let's go fooling into my own trap of comedy It's another going and they're doing a silent auction and stuff and then there's a way. But I'm homeless, not Elyse. Oh my god. I'm just... I'll just get the money. I'm not Elyse.

Get the money. Bid, someone please bid on this. Boy George novelty hat because we don't want it to be bid-less. Wait a minute, you just took my hat off my head. Sorry boy. So then Mauricio is taught so they're sitting down now to eat right and Mauricio sits next to Sutton and she's a little like how are you? He's like, oh, Sutton, how are you Sutton? Hey Sutton, I hear you having a soft August problem. All areas, I mean, I'm not saying you do. I'm just saying I heard about it. It's hilarious. You guys.

Really? Really Mauricio? I hear you have a wife problem. So, it sounds like, alright, Mauricio, you can come to the homeless not to this event, but you can't come to the celebration of life event for your wife. Now, that's messed up. Okay, everybody. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'd like to thank the homeless person for dedicating their teeth to that cheers I needed something to ding on.

Very very nice teeth. So, welcome to the 2023 Hollywood Gala for the homeless not bellineless. Take it away, but... No baby, it's not a snot top gun day. It's not top gun day. By the way, I love when the the announcer welcome to reach to the stage by saying, please welcome to the stage fashion designer, Doree Kemsley. Please welcome Capri Aruminevatorvator Dorit Kemsley. Beefly Beach told me many things. Okay, so then she brings out their special guest.

One of their special guests who's going to introduce another special guest. It's Paula Dull, everybody. Paula Dull, really all over the Bravo peacock sphere lately, because she was on the crappy lake show as well. This one she didn't get to do as much but she still has her like hi I'm Paul Abdul and I would like to meet Trin and like the gift that I have. Never forget that Paul Abdul is a Bravo Liberty. She had her own show. So Paul is like I just want to like welcome everyone. It is sort of like a daisy chain of special guests. Please welcome everyone. Taylor Dane. So

then Taylor Dane comes down and Taylor does like a slow version to start. She starts at nice and easy. I've told my heart just like, To not need to let you know. Run, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear, tear I'm too bad. I'm too bad. Jeremy, I'm the only one. Is this really love or just like it? And we see all these awkward Beverly Hills people sort of dancing off beat like doing like claps. Like the lady in pinks like that's in. Yeah, it was awkward. I'd like to give a special awkward shot at,

especially to Mauricio, because wow. So they're dancing to Taylor Dane, and this is where Eric is like, wow, the strongest voice of're dancing to Taylor Dane and this is where Eric is like wow the strongest voice of all time Which you know again? Wow, so crystals like I love her. I mean she's amazing like love you back like That's that's a classic and then it just cuts down Marie. She's like I don't know Taylor Dane How dare you add Marie that was the worst thing she could have said Now do I alive with Taylor Dayne's political beliefs?

No, do I align with all of her songs? Absolutely. I would leave you back. I would leave you back. Taylor Dayne's political belief. Sister Taylor Dayne, like really on the scene with her belief. She was, I feel like she had like an active Twitter moment

at one point, but I may be confusing her with some. Maybe I'm like confusing her with like cathedric holy or something who knows. You know what, don't come here for the latest news about Taylor Dan. All you need to know is that I love her music and whatever her political views are, whether I lie with them or not, I don't care because I love her songs. I don't know what they are. If her songs are political views enough, I'd be like fuck Taylor Bane, but I don't really

know them, so I don't really care. And this is the latest news about Taylor Bame. She's on Beverly Hills. She's on the news. We're current. She's singing great, great music. She told the tour hearts love led me back to her. And I always love you for the rest of my life. So. So, um, I should go on, let's see here. So now they're talking about, so, sudden it's talking about the ladies and she's like, Spain, my ride.

Okay, everybody, we're going to Spain. So, friendship is meaningful. And we've gotta stop this. We've gotta stop this fight, okay? So, what are we gonna do, Emory? I like you. I like you. I just don't know why you're coming for my esophagus. So I'm not doing this one because I already explained it and like I'm

not gonna let you continue the narrative. Okay, like you're not gonna continue an article. Don't rush me, I made that mistake, but okay Taylor, this is not your conversation, you're gonna have to walk away from the table, Okay, Taylor. God, she really wants to be on this show. And Kyle's like, um, honestly, I would have rattled her be truthless and then deal with this conversation. So, Jury, it's like, do you guys think we can all maybe go home,

take a deep breath in the case of PK, eat some left over pizza in the foyer, he calls it his foyer pizza. I think we can all do that. Okay, so now everybody's getting packed and ready to go. Oh, we didn't talk about the pink lady. I'll love to her. Who is that pink lady in there? That lady? I don't know. She was threatened and just pink lady. I'm a little bit like a man. Teller Danes shoving Pink Lady out of the way. No, this is my episode. I'm coming back to pop culture. You did say Pink Lady earlier, but it didn't hit me. Who says that?

Is that someone famous? Should we look it up? I don't know. I'm just going to get a bunch of grease clips if I look it up and then I'm going to start sing the grease songs. Was Taylor Grain ever in Chicago? I feel like Taylor Dan was in some musical once. And Pink Lady, Kid and K Sarah, known as the Pink Lady of Hollywood and Queen of Pink, was Taylor Gdane ever English was Taylor Gdane ever in Chicago. I feel like Taylor Dane was in some musical once.

And think lady Kitten K Sarah known as the pink lady of Hollywood and Queen of Pink has been exclusively wearing the rosy hues since 1980. Oh yeah. Oh, I know that. I know this lady. I think she's been on here before. Kitten K Sarah. Okay. So, uh, oh, that's great. Taylor Gdane was in Iida. I'm sorry. Taylor Dane was in Iida just so you know, that's cute. Taylor Jane was in IEDA? I'm sorry. Taylor Jane was in IEDA, just so you know. That's kind of why. I think I saw her. I'm gonna look at it.

Really? Yeah, I saw IEDA the original, was she in the original cast? Probably. Original cast. No, I don't think so. Taylor Dame, original cast. But I did see that on Broadway back in the day.

I was like, wow, pyramids. Okay, so I think I saw the guy from my team this minute. So anyway, I just love the Heham Taylor Dame in some sort of Egyptian setting. Yeah, she was the queen, I guess. She has a good memory. It's a good role. Um, so... I'm down there in the hay. I made that mistake before.

A lot of you, humor there. So, um, yeah, now it's time to pack. Everyone's packing for Spain. Everyone's trying on their, you know, like, it's the classic thing of like, oh, if you have a kid nearby, let's have the kid help out, like in the case of Doretan Phoenix, you know, like it's the classic thing of like, oh, if you have a kid nearby, let's have the kid help out, like in the case of Doreet and Phoenix, you know, usual stuff. So it's like, don't forget, there's cobblestone streets.

And I was like, oh, that's my good stuff. All of these girls from wearing high heels, because in this town, Beverly Hills, we were high. So then we go, so then we're going to start talking about Anne Marie, right? Well, also by the way, Kyle, of course, it's like, oh, finally, my new shoes, and she opens up her box.

Oh, no, these are Morgan's just adding more fuel to the fire of all those rumors. They're asking me about on the red carpets all the time. I wish people would stop asking me why Morgan's shoes are in my house. Like seriously, stop staring. Stop it it everyone. Oh my God, I just accidentally took a photo of this

and posted on Instagram, oh my God, my bestie Morgan Wade left her shoes here last night. A hashtag about last night. I wish people would stop with these rumors. So they start talking about Amory and Kyle's like, well, I haven't spoken to her but I'll check on her and So she does and she's like oh my god the fact that I'm at this point in my life where I have to immediate a fight Of an esophagus a soft against mediation. I mean come on

So she feels responsible because she did bring Amory into the group. Okay, so now she's gonna fix things so she does call Anne Marie and Anne Marie is like, um, sorry, I have to ring it, let it ring 8.5 times before I pick it up. Sorry for the hold. Sorry you're in there. Yeah, I actually have a really unique phone number. I'm not actually in the 818 error code. I'm in the 8.51 8.5 error code. when they air a code, I'm in the 8.5, 1 8.5 air a code. Which is why they're gonna be like, I'm very, very good. Just the Valley, FYI.

So, Amber is like, okay, well, you know, I've had some time to cool off. And like, I told you, like, that was just like so much for me. And like, I've had like a lot of time to like reflect on it. And I just, I feel ridiculous. I feel horrible, you know, since when I let someone think that their tiny esophagus could possibly be genetic when it's obviously based off of something much more inflammatory, anywhere else, so because

like, just like, okay, well, listen, for me to say that was a lot, that's saying a lot. So yeah, you need to fix this. So how is somebody doubling, tripling, quadrupling down all night long, suddenly, like, oh my God, now I feel stupid. I think because someone had an 8.5 conversation with you in the car, I mean, we're like, what are you doing?

I'm having a fit at a charity event with people talking about in the soft, I guess. What the fuck are you doing? No, I think it was, there was a call with Kyle before this. I was like, all the women are, I think you're like, a little kuku right now and you're losing it. You're not, you're not winning them over and I need you to win them over.

So we can all go against sun. So you need to backpatt a little bit. Like, choose your battles. Choose your battles. The big one is still to come. Oh, okay. So then she's like, yeah, it was just ridiculous. Like, I don't even know what I was talking about.

Like, I'm so stupid, am I right? And cause like, yeah, I mean, from me, it's saying that that's a lot. Like, I mean, shoes that are like a size too big for me. Oh my God, I'm so sorry I said that because they're Morgan shoes that is so embarrassing. Emery, stop staring at me, stop it. Stop it.

Emery, stop leaking this conversation to TMZ. It's embarrassing. So now we have Eric, I'm in crystal. And Eric is like, huh, you called her a bitch, huh? So in crystals like, yeah, look, I know it's rude to call someone a bitch, but she was like calling out son for yelling at her and like, she's the one that's yelling and just none of it made sense to me and it was like, driving me crazy.

And Erica says what she says whenever anybody else fights on his show, she is, well, at least it's not about being, oh, yeah. So then we go to Garsell FaceTime and we're sudden, and Garsell's like, oh my God, I've officially heard enough about your suffocates. I think she just wants to be right, because it's a medical thing, but oh God, I mean, why does it have to be your medical thing? Am I right? Jesus.

Yeah, she's like, you know, have a little, you know, little, you know, magic touch and fix things. And you know, if these ladies can pass these issues, then we can have a lot of fun. Well, so, so now back to Con and Marie and Kyle's like, so have you talked to Chris Soul? And then Marie's like, I have absolutely no intention of talking to Chris Soul. He goes, well, how are you going to go to Spain, though? Well, Chris Soul is mean apology.

She mocked my profession. It's really unfortunate And I'm a very proud nurse in Estasis, and it's a very difficult position. It's a challenging position Why would I lie about that? I just have no intention of talking to her the entire time in Spain Nobody mocked your profession. Oh my god. Why is she keep saying that? She accused you of lying about it She is not mocking nursehood for crying out loud. So, or the nursing profession. So then Eric, as I said, was it? I like nursehood. It's nursehood of word. I was like, no, but I like it. It's kind

of like an era in life. It's like boyhood childhood, nursehood. I'm going through my nurse, or where the nurse of a war nurses live. It's like's like hey, just I was just in the nurse hood. Just checking. Just stop him by the check everyone's temperature. Make sure we're all doing okay. Um, so then we go to Erica and she's like, I'll be the rev. I have a whistle.

I was like, oh my God, can you that's probably off key tails to be on. Erica with a whistle. It's probably just sounds like this. Hello. Okay. So then, um, Anne Marie and Kyle, I mean, they're just talking like, are they going to make up? Are they not? Who's going to apologize Crystal or Ann Marie? So Ann Marie's like, oh my God, I just need to talk to a certain not crystal, but you know, like, you know me, like I want to be happy and positive.

I'm like super looking forward to it. God, I hope there's someone on the plane that will talk to me about us off agassos. Like, so Ann Marie FaceTime's son, and she's like, hi, Sotten, I'm coming to you. It sounds like I'm eating actually you'll notice by the way my throat losing very small weights on behalf of my narrow esophagus. And she's like, I'm coming to you with my

heart in my hands. And I just want to tell you that I'm sorry for my part, for my part in everything that happened for your tiny unexplained esophagus that's not related to anything deeper or darker than that. No, no, sorry for your part. What about the whole part? No man, no man, no man, no man, no man, no, no. Okay, take two, I'm sorry that I pride into something

much the way they have to pry into your throat to open your esophagus. I should not have done that. Okay, sorry. Okay. Hi, this is Ann Marie. I'm sorry that I upset you by talking about your suffigates and saying that you're a terrible person and a vicious liar and why are you even on this show with the first place? Is that a good one? Okay, well, listen, you're not off the hook, but I do want you to come to Spain. an ambitious liar and why are you even on this show with the first place? Was that a good one? Okay, well, listen, you're not off the hook, but I do want you to come to Span, okay? Because I'm looking forward to working all of this out with you. Okay? We're, we're gonna, you know, I just want you to chew on it if you will.

Oh, sorry. It's a bad, it's a bad pun. I just was thinking that because that's what I have to do to my food quite a bit. As you pointed out, I just was thinking that because that's what I have to do to my food. Quite a bit. As you pointed out. Yes, well, you know, I'm sorry I took me so long to apologize, but just like you with the Tates Cookie, it's hard for me to swallow my pride.

So, I said, come on, son, like I like a lecture on pet. Like how many friends can say that? We're on private bodies. So she tells us, I'm embarrassed, but I might be heavier. You know what, I'm just gonna move forward and keep a couple of soda. Okay, so they decide they're going to be friends for this trip and then it's like 24 hours later. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant and they go to Spain. And this is the big fight that I think we saw in the trailers that I've been winning for all season,

which is Crystal and Anne Marie fighting, and Anne Marie being like, well, by the way, Crystal, you're welcome because if it weren't for me, you would have nothing to be wrong about or whatever she says. So Crystal's getting the mix. It's finally happening.

Late, late bloomer for the season. So Crystal has usually like a moment of season where she like gets into it and then she just goes and relaxes. You know, I know, it's usually, I feel like she's usually an early season blumer. She usually has like in the first like four or five weeks, she usually has some sort of situation

and then she's like once been twice shy and she sort of like recedes for the rest of the season. But now she's actually doing a late season turn, which is smart because everyone remembers, you know, you got a good meal. I want to remember the dessert. I don't remember the appetizer. All right, everybody. Well, thank you for being here with us.

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