Watch What Crappens - #2297 Southern Charm: Douché

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

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I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. I've been running for so long. Well, hello and welcome to Watch With Crapples,

the podcaster, all of that crap. That we love to talk about on Yale Brawls. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, happy ending of Southern Charm Day, you sir. Happy ending, I thought this was going to be a three-part reunion, so I was so delighted when it just was like a quick, you know, two and out. Yeah. But that was it. It was a two-parter.

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nominations and kind of putting the show together. It was super fun. So go check that out on Patreon. And today here we are with some Southern charm. Did you notice that this cast is always looking at the camera? Like they look directly into the camera, especially Austin. He's like, you can't load of this shit. You're getting this?

I did not notice that. That's very funny. I'll have to go back and observe that, but that does make sense, because I think Austin does see himself as like Jim of the office, but he's not never been in an office. So it doesn't really work.

Yes, that's good. So I do not need to go through previously, but Olivia has just let Taylor have it because Taylor said Taylor brought out that Olivia had hooked up with Thomas Ravannell, which it turns out was when she was 24 Thomas Ravannell came out with some whatever all about the you know I think it was I think it was all about this. He I don't want to get it wrong But he came out in an article somewhere saying that he only hooked up with her one time.

It was when he was in Atlanta and she was living there trying to be an actress and she just wanted to get on the show. So he never called her again after that one night stand. I was like, wow, is this supposed to make you look better? You are such a fucking pig. You're gross. No. Since when does Thomas Rabinel like draw a in the sand with a woman who just want to be

on the show? Do you remember your ex? Also Catherine Dennis posted a photo with Olivia on Instagram and I was like, Um, you're every, we have never been tired or, um, so anyway, hashtag Thomas. So Catherine was basically saying like, um, she's like, no, um, don't like, I'm not bothered and, fuck Taylor. That was basically the vibe of that photo. Yeah. So we get some tempting music. That's how we open. Olivia is just stormed off and called Taylor a fucking C word and Leva goes, um, can you

a not? John. We're back. So, um, tempering music. So chef goes up to Taylor and he's like, oh, hey, Taylor, I'm going to whisper this because we don't have microphones on. I know how you feel, but you look really shook and I know that that's how you are,

but you're taking a page out of my book last season and it's working, trust me, okay? Silence is gold in right now. Dush, remember how good I looked coming off of the last reunion? It was amazing, I was like, what are you talking about? First of all, you did not come off well after any reunion. The second of all, you did not come off well after any reunion.

The second of all, you were silent the whole year because she was the one yelling at you the whole time. Chris, that's a nice coming from. What is this million dollar baby moment that he's having with her? He's like, it's literally like she's sitting there in the corner after like a rant, like, you know, in the boxing match.

And he's standing over literally just like a coach. He's probably like squirting like, wetter in her eyes, you know, like blotting out the blood from her eyes, you know, applying the glue to her lips and everything. Now go in there for the next round and do a swift upper cup and then two quick chops. I remember just keep moving around. So, um, so out of the ligor, go. So daily is like, um, thank you. I mean, I don't need to be coached on anything, but thank you. Taylor, you're losing. Okay. Now, is chef a condescending, uh,

patriarchal piece of shit? Yes, he is. But, you know, listen, I don't eat, I may not be eating chicken right now. I would consider it if I passed some free chicken at the Costco sample person. Just consider it, is all I'm saying. It's fair, it's free. So what's funny about you saying that is that I had a microzone out, something popped into my head.

So I missed the setup. So when I came back in, I just heard you say, I mean, if you passed the chicken at the Costco, I was like, I don't know how Ronnie got here. So quickly, but no one actually listens to that. Understand what I was talking about. So that's real bad. Honestly, Taylor, if I were you, Taylor,

sometimes people are giving you some life rafts. You know, like later on, when they're kind of coming to your defense about like, you know, Austin, you know, Austin told you like to lie for him. Like, maybe take, just take it and say, you're right. I should have listened to my heart or something, but she's doing her role. Like, no one tells me what to think. And I'm like, you know, sometimes take, you know, no one does tell you what to think.

Everything is ultimately your responsibility, but if they're given it to you, take it, you know? Yeah, save yourself a little bit. Also, people tell you how to think all the time, okay? You're on television, which is completely supported by advertising, which have you seen all the pillows in your mom's house. Okay, about Jesus. You've been told what to think.

So Rod comes in carrying a suit. I'm already bored with Rod. Okay. And Rod Rico comes and he's wearing like a baseball cap and his little mustache. He looks very white, Van, white, Vammy today. So Rod Rico is like, let me peel the layers off because I'm like an onion right now. Gross. And once an onion goes like, I'm lemme peel the layers off because I'm like an onion right now, gross. And once an onion is like, he's basically like, sorry, I've been told I've got to up my gay sass.

It's not something I'm really used to. So try not some onion material. Yeah, you're a stinker. All right. So if Rodry goes there, why is, you know the season? Just this is why they only have two reunions and why they should have had one. When you're bringing Rod and Rod Rico both into this, it's time to just cut it.

No, I was Rod's storyline, gluten-free things. Yeah, he never got asked once about a salad thing, which bothered me. Also, I mean, I think it's more damning about for Rod, because Rod Rico truly was just a friend of. He only popped up here and there, he was in little scenes. Rod had full on storylines, he was part of the whole season, so the fact that they just sort of kept them as this like ancillary part of the reunion just shows how really much of a dud he was, I personally really enjoy Rodrigo and I would like to see more of him. And I thought he did a great job on this reason considering that like he didn't say much during the whole season. So Olivia is in her dressing room and she's like, she's still sitting there trying to turn it

where I'm like, I'm doing something wrong, like bring up stuff that has nothing to do with what we're talking about, like the only reason why she's bringing up stuff, like, right, was like to throw something at me because she got herself into a shit position. Huh. And then Taylor's crying in her dress here. I'm just like, I just don't think the friendship is salvageable.

Really? You don't? She's like, I was this close to not getting on the plane to show up here. This close. Listen, you dated Shep to get here. How bad could this be at the end of the day? I mean, you've got through a lot. I don't believe for one second that you are not going

to show up at this reunion. Come on now. I also think that Taylor has to learn the difference between a dumpster and a flea market, okay, because like at a flea market you find something that's been kind of discarded or forgotten about and you know, you find new value in it. But a dumpster is usually just like a dumpster. And she has confused now this friendship and, and, and sheep. And like these things are just garbage at this point. The friendship is done, it's done, it's done and dusted, sheep is done and dusted, and she keeps going in.

They're trying to like get Laura Spence, Spencer on board and put like a fresh, you know, coat of paint on these things and make it work. It's not gonna work, it's going to be a cute little table. Um, then in Austin's dressing room, Craig's like, well, calling Olivia for T-Rav is not like fixing things, you know what I mean? And like Taylor needs to stop talking to her ex. And Austin's like, that was so stupid, so stupid.

Yeah, but like, you know, you and Chef is interesting. You know what you need to say to Chef? Like what's going on between us? Do you have a problem with me? Yeah. Okay. Dude is most obvious ass advice. He has been saying that and Chef has been telling him

just wrap it. Dude, I'm like, I'm like your best friend in this room and he like doesn't even view it like that dude and crazy, just asking what the problem is. It's like, it's just like a lot of other people are like talking about, you know, like my shit, which is like so annoying and like I just quite literally want to look at Andy and say like, can you just like put a muscle on this fucking wall? What down there?

Quite literally it's insane right now. You know what you should say, Andy, this is disruptive. Oh, that's going to work. You know, oh, yes, he hates disruptive things, you know, he's the fucking ringleader of Bravo. He lives on disruptive donning. So then Rod, Rod walks in to he's like in JT's room, he's like, so what I miss the salad, I hope. And JT's like, Austin, he's just like soT's room, he's like, so what I miss, the salad, I hope. And JT's like, Austin, he's just like, so arrogant. Like, he's just an idiot and a liar and chef just needs to warn, get it out, bro. These two guys are so the nerds, like in the locker room,

making fun of the football guys, I'm a bit there breath. Thank God. Yeah, that's a door. He's so big, it's so big and strong. Like, who even likes muscles? Oh! I didn't, that's a door. He's so big. So big and strong. Who even likes muscles? Oh! I didn't lose that guy. No, JT is 100%.

JT is basically like Teen Wolf, right? He's like Michael J. Fox and Teen Wolf. He's like Daniel LaRusso in the Karate Kid. He's just sort of like the nerd. He's like nerdy plus. So he's like not full nerdy, but he's like the nerd who has enough gumption that he wants to go up and shake some trees and rattle some cages, you know?

You know. So then Shep is talking to Madison. He passes her dressing room and he's like, madder Sam Donne against you, what the gorse? And he's like, you tell me to shut up, pretty against me me and exactly we were talking about my sexual prowess. I mean that's nothing listen Madison I have my own set of problems. I don't want to get into it with you. I have a lot to say to other people Please come on

Madison I have not go there you stupid beta Oh, I hope not. If I'll go there, you stupid beta. So then, I Rodriguez was like, well, I've got a bone to pick with everybody. I mean, why didn't you, my other fucker's time in my hair was fucked up half the season. Jesus, like, Rodriguez, we have some bad news about today.

What? There. Oh, Jesus again. And he's talking about this. And she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you're about Taylor but I didn't fucking see it and now look at me like now I know she's fucking weird now I know something off of her I should've listened to you from this fucking star to Shay if I had a dime for every time that Taylor was was a bitch I'd be so poor by now that's's not a sign. So now, five, four, three, two, one.

Hey, welcome back to the Southern John season nine reunion. Welcome, Rod and Rod. Wait, I'm gonna be a, do you have two people named Rods on here? We have Rod and Rod, we go, Jesus. So it's like, why do the guys, as the only person in a real relationship, why does the guys have trouble staying in one? And Rodriguez goes, like, well, it's basically opposite world, you know?

gay guys like immediately can hook up and stay together forever, because there's so few of us, straight guys. There's like so many straight girls that they just like never have to settle down. It's crazy. Yeah, he's like, it's a college town and a big tourist destination. So rotating platter of girls coming in out of town and, you know,

having to go to Republic because they get ripped into it. And Matt, and then like, Matthew, Temptation Island, and then Rod goes and insula. There's a way hold on. my grander just growled. Okay, wait. So we have some questions about Rod and Olivia getting together just kidding. Okay. Uh, gluten from is not a storyline.

Cecil Livy up. Uh, he got you gluten free bread. Do not let this man go. God, this is why I don't want you. So anybody want to answer that? Yeah, and Olivia's like, I mean, I love it because we do hang out and so it's like so much fun because he like doesn't talk and then I like don't talk and then I call someone else up and I'm like, you want to hook up tonight and like we just have the best time when we do that. And really, it just was like timing and charisma and personality were just not on our side.

And I also have, I also know that whatever happened romantically will both be good afterwards because he's such a gentleman. And there's no egos or insecurities or issues. And I know we'll always be able to move forward together. And Rod's just looking down at his shoes. Yeah. Yeah, looking at him at all. Like she's just like yeah, but even if even whatever happens

romantically like who's such a gentleman, why aren't you pretending that it's timing? You have no lack of him. Like you have no interest in this guy. Yeah. And also like who cares if you move out your move on it'll be nice. Rod's like looking at shoes like about to like burst into tears. Well, she's like, I just know the best part about breaking up is I don't have to date him anymore and we're going to be friends. And that's going to be the best part. And he's like, that was my last chance at getting a wife. So Venita is saying, yeah, you know, I was just saying they should be together

because he's nice. And so that's what people need, you know? And Austin's just making all these faces like, ah, yeah. Well, I'm not nice. Hey, cameraman, do you hear that bullshit? Do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that,

do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you hear that, do you she's smart, she's fun, she's beautiful.

Too shay. You know, maybe not so much the smart thing, but she's funny and she's fun and beautiful. Olivia, we got a lot of comments about your bra. Ronnie, we got a question about yours too. When are you getting wet? It's okay, that was a shayly to myself, but hey, they're Olivia.

And she's like, that thing is its own cast member. Oh, hey, so how long have you been dating your brother? Turns out Olivia had a more exciting romance with her brother, then with Rod. Rod has that make you feel. Wow. Someone says, Olivia, who's so, who's supposed to believe you're broth they're on a waste story? I mean, that would be almost as wasteful as the spot we gave Ron on the cast this season. And it's someone's like, it was probably beige and love.

It's like, yeah, for girls wearing a beige bra, she's not intending to hook up with you. So that solves everything. I'm like, wait, that doesn't still doesn't answer anything to me. And it'll be because, no, I wish I had a better alibi, honestly, but to Shay on the couch, I had a huge hoodie on and like old habits.

I was literally wearing a nun's habit. It was weird. I don't know why I did that. But getting comfortable, I just threw my bra off and then like the movie ended and I was just like, I was getting into my, I called an Uber and I was like halfway out the door and he's like, what about your bra? And I was like, I was leaving. So I was like, I was getting into my, I called an Uber and I was like, halfway out the door and he's like, what about your bra?

And I was like, I was leaving. So I was like, just throw it away because I couldn't wait the four seconds for him to pick up the bra and bring it to me in the doorway. So it makes sense, you know? I don't believe you. No, that'll probably get worse.

It's just a lot of, yeah. And like, I don't even really care, it's just, she's very obvious when she lies, and I don't really understand, I don't understand all of this stuff with this. I really just don't get it. I really still don't get how one minute, you know, Austin's such a piece of shit,

but he is right that one minute, she's like, I hate him in the next minute, she's like, I'm on vacation with him. And the next second, she's like, you suck, you're a narcissist. And the neck, I don't know. I'm not really understanding I'm on vacation with him. And the next second, you suck, you're a narcissist. And the mech, I don't know. I'm not really understanding what's going on with us. Yeah, and I also feel like, like,

right? Yeah, and the thing is this is that, like, I think Olivia has a full right to be furious at Taylor. And Olivia is like, Taylor, you slept with Austin. I know you slept with Austin. It's a lie. I just don't know why her story, Olivia's like, Taylor, you slept with Austin. I know you slept with Austin. It's a lie. I just don't know why her story, Olivia's story, which is actually, I think, really much more flimsy.

I don't know why that is like, oh, no need for scrutiny here. Like, she was so pressed about getting into this Uber that like, if she's in his doorway and she's not like, oh, here's a bra, like just throw it out. I would, I just, that's such a bizarre reaction to me. I don't know, it's not add up to me. Well, and also this cast, I think it's whoever they're on the side of that season,

they just let get away with shit, right? Like they're just gonna let her get away with anything because she's like kind of the star of the season or whatever, and they're gonna give Taylor an Austin any amount of shit, which rightfully so. But I feel like if there if this were any other season, they'd be all over this Thomas thing. They would be fucking all over it,

because that's a lot. And they would be over all of this broth. And Chef starts with her. You know, like Chef keeps starting with her. He's like, well, I believe it. I know. Well, first Madison goes, I don't believe it,

because she and that stupid. Like, well, you can't say that because you hooked up with Austin over and over again for like years. That's true, too. And then, and I don't think you're stupid. And then, um, a chef's like, why believe it? I mean, I wonder who the girl is that found it quite frankly. And then we just kind of skip over that.

Who is the girl that found it? Who is it? Was it Taylor's like beleaguered roommate? What's her name again? What Taylor's roommate is like over Taylor? Like, Celeste or something? Louise. It was Louise. Sing out Louise. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending, but the worst part is,

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Yeah, Olivia, why would you be shocked that that would be the automatic thing to think? You know? Yeah, because it's Austin, because Austin's credibility is shot. So like, no one is gonna believe this. And so, Chef is like, I mean, you hugged his chest? I don't know. And she's like, but he's tall. He's like, no, the question is not about

where your body made contact with his body. I can't believe what she hugged him. She touched his, it's like the point is that you were being sweet and cuddly with him despite everything. But then Rod, Rod actually feels like she's lying because she keeps saying things like that. But he's tall, of course I'll touch his chest. Like, and again, it doesn't matter.

You don't have the shoulders. Yeah, I mean, I get why it would be embarrassing to hook up with Austin again. But you wouldn't, there's no reason to lie. Like there's no shame in it. You could have just said, like, that's why I don't understand. If it is a lie, why lie? Like, it doesn't matter.

You're not betraying anybody by hooking up with Austin. They said maybe, uh, fucking Rod, who is pretending to have something going on with you, even though there was clearly nothing really going on with you. Well, that was it because she was sort of dating Rod and also, uh, to fight off, that was it because she was sort of dating Rod and also to fight off accusations that she has a double standard for Taylor than she does for Austin. But then Rod saves her. Rod is like, I take her word. And she basically says without revealing how she gave me a

promise that I know nothing more happened. And I know for sure, like I know, I know, I know, I know. So I don't know what he means. I can't even tell you what kind of promise she gave me, but it was a promise. What, was that mean? It literally makes no sense. I was like under oath. So, hey, perfect from Stranger says,

Olivia, you recently posted this, a TikTok of Austin and your new man playing golf in the Bahamas. What can you tell us? Please don't say too shag and too shag. His name is Alex. Actually, that was a proper use of too shag. His name is Alex and he lives in Dallas and I took Mass and advice and looking outside of Charleston. And we were with our mutual friends and I told Alex, you don't have to be best to us with him. just be cordial.

And then four hours later, they're driving up together in a golf car and I was like, what the hell did I just say? Am I right, everyone? Yeah, so Andy's like, and we see the TikToks, like yeah, when you're new man and your other man's have tea time together. And yeah.

Yeah. And he's like, so wait, you and Austin went on vacation together and Olivia's like, yeah, I mean, you could say that. Like yeah, you're in Bahamas together, so we will say that. And Craig is like, well, Austin brought Olivia's plus one one time with these people and she like became best friends with them. And now, when they go, the things like they're both invited because the people are like we're not choosing sides.

I'm like that's fine, but I guess I just struggle with this thing that like, I just hate that Austin gets passes. She, like, because she would never go on a vacation with Taylor, but with Austin, she's like, oh yeah, I'll go on a vacation with Austin, like no big deal. I can't stand it. I mean, I get the other side that Taylor was the one who is supposedly her best friend, which I mean, come on. They've been friends since like 2022 or something,

but supposedly they were like best friends, and it's worse that your friend is constantly hiding to you than, you know, some fucking fuck boy who you already know as a fuck boy. But clearly she's friends with Austin. And so she comes on the show and she acts like they're having this huge fight all the time when clearly they're friends, you know. And so I think that's what's rubbing us the wrong way or at least me because there's some fakeery and some lying going on and I get to this TV show and the little one.

But are you friends or not? Yeah, it's clearly your friends, you know? Yeah, for me, it's not like, I'm not saying it that like, oh, she should give Taylor a pass too. It's more like I just want her to hold Austin's feet to the fire with the same amount as she does for Taylor for perhaps different reasons because I understand You know I understand why she's so mad at Taylor the betrayal of a friendship of someone that you trust more versus somebody of low

Standards for I get why it hurts more But also like you see that Austin's piece of shit And so like even though you say well, he's a piece of shit. I knew it was a piece of shit So he did something piece of shit to me. I'm not surprised. I'm not upset at it. But you are allowed, you're putting him in a position where like you're allowing more friendship and more valuable quality time and you're actually, you're ultimately building a friendship with this person who has been shitty. And it's just like there's just no repercussions for him ever. And that's what frustrates me is that like,

like yes, the bigger betrayal, but you know, arguably was from Taylor, it does not mean that it should be, it's not like a zero sum game where like Taylor was bad. So therefore, awesome can be up off the hook. They should both be in the penalty box. I think there's also something more happening with Taylor that we don't know because Taylor just sits here like a wet dish rag

the whole time. The whole and I'm not saying now because I know that she had hard times, not that the rest of the cast gives a fuck, but which we'll get to later, but ever since she's been on the show, she's just like this kind of personality free like duh. But then when we see her on Southern hospitality and she's with all those guys, she's much more like, oh my God, hey, me, man. Like you see her laughing and like,

yeah, people and like, she's a different person. So I think whoever she's being on this show is completely false and they know a different party side of her, like I think the thirsty side that's obviously like, you know, now on multiple shows. I don't know what's going side of her. Like I think the thirsty side that's obviously like, you know, now on multiple shows. I don't know what's going on with her, but they all seem to hate her for other reasons, because you see like a lego.

What is a lego, but lego? Like a disapproving lego. Like you can't do that. The levo version of lego. We're also speaking blue lego's today and why are you a yellow like a there's a one yellow lego you are not off the hook um you see leva giving her really dirty looks the whole time and or at least

that's how it's coming across to me as an audience member I don't know I think there's something more with Taylor that they're leaving out well she's also more in trouble with this cast than she is with Southern hospitality. Southern hospitality is she can be like, you know, she can be just like fun and like carefree because it's just like no one's mad at her and they're like, they're like the juniors, they're like the sophomores in high school and she's a senior. So she can be like cool, but like with the other people in our class, she's like, everyone is mad at her. So she just has to sit there and be quiet.

But I agree with you, we do see different sides of her. But either way, the point is that Olivia... The point is that the different person on the, and we don't see her a ton on Southern hospitality, but she seems like a totally different person. So, Shep, I liked this because Shep is obviously just going against Austin and Olivia because to get the heat off himself, I think for all of his

Bravo con mess. But chefs like, well, all bet of Taylor had a friend with a private jet in a beach house. They'd be in a lot better place too. Which I was like, you know, but I heard that I was like Ronnie cheered somewhere. I did. I think that's like a Ronnie, that's like a Ronnie's statement. Well, it is a huge, it is a huge motivator. You know what I mean?

It's like, oh, we did, Craig kind of explained it like, oh, they both know the same people and she came along as a plus one. But now she's a VIP too. Like, who are these people? What is this like a sponsor? Like a VIP sponsor type thing? Like, what is it? Well, I mean, it for me, and so I have this thing, like if it were me,

I would never, I would never have gone on it because I have a thing with with traveling. If there's one, it could be a group of 20 people, 30 people, if there's one person there that I don't want to see or I don't like, I'm not going to go. That's, I have this weird thing because I'm like, it's my, it's like my vacation and my luxury time and like, it's like a privilege to have this time off and I don't want to spend one ounce of energy Haven't have a conversation Potentially having a conversation with someone I don't want to have a conversation with or having spent energy avoiding that person

We're having to put up with that part. I don't want that. I don't want to spend time I don't want I don't want to spend my money on a hotel Flight and I don't want to be somewhere where, like, I want it only to be people that I want to be around. And if those people happen to enjoy me, that's the point. Right, but either way, so, well, either way, but if I'm going to be, like, if I'm going to be spending any sort of effort, I don't want to be with someone I don't like. So I just feel like, so that would be me.

That's why I would never go on a trip with Austin, even if it were paid for it because I'm like, I don't want to do with it. But I think that she probably was like, I hate Austin, but why should I have my trip room because he's going to be there? I'm going to go anyway, but I think that she just wants to, I think she likes Austin and she doesn't care that he, what he did. I think that she likes Austin. I think she likes Austin and I don't mean she's in Levith Austin.

I don't think it's that. I think that she's friends with Austin and this is, this is all, a lot of this is just storyline stuff and that's why it gets on my nerves, you know, because I think that they're just all a bunch of phonies. At some point I just get to be like, okay, like now you're on fucking vacation together.

Okay, so first it's like, well, the broad thing is just totally natural to be at like your ex's house where you were just yelling at two days before and then you're just like leave your brother and then say, keep it. And then, and then it's this. And it's, I don't know, I just think it's fake.

I think you're just like, that's my big accusation. I think they're just really friends, that's it. But I also kind of like, I have a nagging suspicion that Olivia probably gives guys passes way more easily than she does give girls. I just have this feeling. I don't know. There was something about when she drove all the way up to Taylor's like hours to go to Taylor's mountain house to spend the weekend and work things out and they have one conversation. She said, uh-uh, and then immediately was like, I'm gonna go hang out with the guys. I don't know that I was like, I feel like she's more willing to, uh,

I don't feel like she was ever really there to hang out to stay at Taylor's. I think that was just a big scene, right? Where she was like, I'm gonna take my suitcase and now I'm gonna roll my suitcase out again. I think the whole plan was for her to go hang out with the guys. I think she had, I agree. I think her plan was immediately, she to go hang out with the guy. I think she had, I agree. I think her plan was immediately, she was going to hang out with the guys and all she wanted to do is hang out with the guys. So, I don't know. I don't know. That's, that's, that was my vibe from, that's my vibe from Olivia. Yeah. So Olivia is like, well, um, so Andy is like, yeah, so why do you give Austin a pass but not Taylor? So, well, I can see why people think that after fucking watching the goddamn fucking show, but like fuck, like we've been pulling away because like we had so many conversations

that were going wrong and she was lying on my face. I just felt it. But then Austin stepped up at a time when I was just like vulnerable, unbroken and there was like unresolved feelings, you know? And he's like, yeah, does not worse. And he's like, awesome, like, huge. So by the way, he used you while you were vulnerable. Like, this is why he's worse than Taylor,

do you understand? This guy took you at your fucking lowest and then continued to manipulate you and use you. That's why he's worse than Taylor. Hello. Yeah, and Olivia's like, yeah, I know how it looks that I'm giving him a pass, but I really tried with Taylor, but it's like, it's not about Taylor,

like Taylor doesn't deserve it. It's not like, oh Taylor deserves a pass too. It's just more like Austin doesn't deserve a pass. So Rodrigo starts rolling his eyes, like, which I love. And Taylor's like, well, I am here to listen. And Olivia goes, well, I knew you had a hard year and I know it's difficult for you

and I'm not trying to kick you while you're down, but I was thinking about you and you were not thinking about me, not once this season. And I learned that by watching it back. And Roderick goes like, I don't think that's true. She says, I don't care what you think, Rodrigo. I was like, whoa, these two. I don't know.

Why did these two start hating each other? I know I loved it. I loved it. I don't think so, but I loved it. And Roderigo's like, oh, I know you don't care. The problem is, I've watched her throughout the season and telling you she was sorry, yes, she fucked up. And you keep saying, I'm not trying to kick her

while she's down, girl, I'm watching you do it all the time. Like the news like, girl. And she's like, um, I've never seen said one fucking bad fucking thing about her. Okay, until this point, cool. Don't be that's not your promise or I do think that she showed her a lot more grace in the beginning than anybody on these shows ever does. You know what I mean? Like she started off kind of that way, but yeah, you have.

So she's like, but yeah, but then I realized you were saying something bad about me. And people wanted to flip out, then want me to flip out and I flip a table and throw a drink at you. And I didn't do that. I would just wait and I would just wait and I'll say anything to you while we were alone at the table and then wait for everybody to show up to start screaming and yelling you about what a horrible person you were again. Yeah.

And right, everybody goes like, well, and I don't think anyone would have faulted you for doing any of that. And she goes, shut up. I'm like, Olivia, he was actually supporting you in that moment. He goes, Oh, good for you, Olivia. Fuck you. So he gives her like kind of gay rage face and she just like gives him like Olivia mad that she like doesn't have anybody to clean up the parents dog poop the back. So she throws it over the fence face. She's like, I don't know when these two start. I thought Rodrigo is a little too much for me. I think he was a little like, okay Rodrigo, we are gonna cut you.

So you need to do something. He's like, I'm confident. I'm gonna be a bitch. I'm going in. Well see, I like that because I feel like all season long, he's like over everyone. I feel like he just comes into ever seen like these idiots I've got to film with them.

And so he's sitting there and he's like, oh, Olivia, she's so annoying. He's like, whatever, fucking, I'm gonna go after her. I don't know. I sort of, I felt, uh, there was, it's, to me, it read as like board gay rage. And I enjoyed that board gay rage. Um, so Andy is saying, uh, so we'd start talking about her brother Connor, basically, and um, she cries. And he's like, you know, everybody rallied around to use that must have been nice. And so then he turns to Taylor and he's like, so also I'm no it's hard for you Taylor

because your brother also passed after we wrapped so condolences to you too. And it's really sad and we knew, you know, we knew this on the show, but this is the first time they've mentioned it on the show. And it's just, I think this is why I kind of came away with the Ick from it, because a lot of this turns into like, you showed me no grace when my brother died. But what are you guys doing to her at the same time, you know? Right, really, this is just a really dark season. A lot of that stuff has happened this season, my God.

Yeah, it was really dark. And Olivia sang her family's not doing well, which was actually very sad. And Olivia was, she's crying because she's saying that she wished she could have been there for Taylor, but she couldn't. And Olivia also says that the Jamaica trip was only like two or three weeks after the funeral.

And so she just got like launched into it. And she said that like everyone was giving her grace and everyone checked in with her, except for Austin and Taylor. And like that was really no hard for her. And she's saying, yeah, no one gave me any grace or you guys didn't give me grace or understanding. And like you guys didn't even give me a time out, you know?

And so that's, I mean, you know, Taylor thinks you hate her. So I don't see how she thought she could go to you, but Austin, yeah, Austin should have though. So then, um, and then Olivia was saying that like the worst part was that after all that, that Austin wanted an apology, Austin expected an apology. And she was like, my mouth almost hit the ground. You know, I'm the one that's overreacting,

I'm the one that's inconsistent, and then JT's like, how did you even date this man, Madison? And she goes, hey, it was a long time ago. Has bored. And then if I can't ask him, and he's like, yeah, because everything in Jamaica was fine, and then it started man. You would turn, and it's shunned at it. And she's like, oh my God, your whole character, I was going through stat. Everything in Jamaica was fine and then started playing you would talk and show get it

I should like oh my god your whole character I was going through step your whole characters inconsistent so with your excuse Did you say oh? That was a good one. That was good iconic and so it is like conducting Fingers for his like and tone So now we talk about girl night, girls night. Yeah. Hey, Veneta, we got a lot of questions from nobody asking, why did you do this by Taylor from the girls night you hosted? So one question is like, yeah, why did you do that? That seems like a mean girl. Well, it wasn't me being a mean girl. I'm just like trying to protect Olivia's peace

and not allow any issues that these two have to overshadow her sadness. Well, Vanilla from I says, Taylor, what did you mean when you said to Leather and Vanina that Olivia needed to be with her real friends? And Taylor is saying, well, I didn't know the level was there in the room, but I was just trying

to stick up for Olivia. Like, wouldn't you want to be surrounded by friends and family and not in front of cameras right now? She says that's what she meant. She would know better than me. I didn't think that's what she meant. I took it as like you could do her TV friends. Like even if she's mad at me right now, I'm like one of her best friends.

I should be there when her brother died. Like who are you to throw the party? That's how I took it at the moment. Yeah. Hey, growing from pain says, Vanita deserves her roses. She was so thoughtful and considerate to Olivia and also her dog Charles.

God, the way she'd put them in sweaters. I hope Olivia sees Vanita as an MVP friend potential. Hey, that's funny, because last year, you know, Olivia really butted heads, but this year, you were a champion. What changed? And she's like, we took time to grow. And he's like, great, great. So Taylor, what happened to feel to hear what the lady said about you this season?

And do you think that, do you you do the girls think that they can be friends with Taylor again? And let me say, um, no one wants to see her upside. I mean, like, especially not Olivia, right? Olivia, like, I want to see her upside. I'm gonna live you like, I've never wanted that. Okay. And Madison's like, yeah, I mean, I'm not saying you're the worst person ever. I mean, Austin's worst person ever. Okay, but you said to you because you've been with Austin, even known from TV, what a terrible person he is. So you're kind of the worst person. Can it be time?

Can it be time? We still so much make her feel better. Permacios. Here comes one right now. So now they go to a break. And I love this crack me up for some reason. They and you think let's have a break and this like producer rushes out to the stage and goes, Hey, everyone, do me a favor and try not to play with your mics as much this time around.

I'm not going to say it was y'all you Craig, but let's just try not to play around, but I want to dig a the wall with my microphone. Craig, don't touch your microphone. So let's see, I have an idea. Let's talk about Austin more. Oh, so Dushery from his learn says Austin, your first season, you were nothing like Shab. What happens?

Well, you know, it's been tough to watch my foibles, and then he's like, did you watch though? And Olivia's like, no, he didn't watch. Oh, well, I quite literally watch half the season of Olivia, Jesus. So I wouldn't watch it back either if I was you. And Craig's like, you know what? Like I think Austin's thought it's like a joy to me, but he stopped.

He has to, he has to stop being disappointed with the consequences of his own decisions. Hmm. Well, good job, Craig. I was just about to say the same thing. What was that page? I said, good job. Just keep going. So JT says, you know, the big problem,

Ossie is you're a good dude, and who you hang out with is who you become, and you have not really crag, you've not really held off some accountable. You keep standing up firm, just be careful. You think I should just cut them out of my life? Yes, yes I do. What, what was that page?

Sorry, not my turn. JT is so foolish. Okay JT, you're not necessarily wrong, but you're not, you are who you hang out with. You literally stalked your way into this group. What are you talking about? You literally stalked your way into being friends with Chef and Austin of all people.

So I don't really know that you're, that's true, but you are hanging out on this one. And even if the stalking thing is not true, you are literally hanging out with these people. So JT is like, wait up with your moral compass. I think you should just say, hey, arms length for a while until you get your shit together. Yeah, but if you wasn't trying to get better, then like we wouldn't be hanging out. And but I think that's my honest answer. And if he stops trying to work on himself,

then yes, I'll stop, I'll stop hanging out with him. I'll be like what people should be like whether X is and not be hanging out. And love is like, I think what JT is trying to say is that you're like a her harder on shop than you are on Austin It's like, uh, we have a lot longer history and also chef called me out for faking being a lawyer. So Faking taking the bar or whatever that was Yeah, God, the show's been on forever when they showed Austin in 2017 he looks

been on forever. When they showed Austin in 2017, he looks like a baby, he looks like a baby with conservative Republican congressman. It's like, I mean, this is how I imagined Tucker Carlson came out of the womb. Um, she, I can't believe he only showed up in 2017. I feel like 2017 does not feel very long ago to me, but I can't believe six years ago, that's crazy. I feel like Austin's been with us so much longer than that. So Andy's like, well Austin, you took a lot of knocks, but you mentioned that you were misrepresented. I want to address that.

What was misrepresented with your relationship with Olivia? Because I'm pretty sure we didn't misrepresent your relationship with having a job. Ha, ha, ha ha ha. So apparently Austin was calling out the show for like editing, like, oh, yeah, the show's editing to make me look bad. So he's like, okay, prove it.

So what did we cut out exactly? And she's like, oh, he doesn't have anything to clear up. Who's he? He's just all bullshit with him. And then he's like, yeah, like I can't. And my body physically cringes when I'm around him. Unless it's the Bahamas. So Austin's like, well, it was just a merry-go-round

where it was just like we would talk. And then in front of the group, she would yell at me. And then she would call me and be like, hey, I just love how he just says these things as if he has nothing to contribute to her change of personality. Like I do, I'm with you on this in that, like, yeah, that is frustrating because it does seem like they, like one moment they are laughing and then one moment she's like angry at

him, but it doesn't happen out of nowhere. No, it doesn't really, it doesn't really matter. Yeah, it also doesn't realize the little things he does. I had a situation the other night, I have a friend who's like really like the nicest guy, but when we play board games, he gets like kind of cutthroat. And the other day, he was like, we're playing and he kept on saying these little things like,

oh, I could do that, but that'll give you a lot of points. I could do that, that'll give you points. I could do that, and he keeps on sort of doing these things to us at the board game where you're like, oh, fuck you, fuck you for depriving me of my points. So then the whole table turns against him and rallies to make sure he can't win. And then afterwards he's like, wow,

that whole table just turned right against me. Oh, that's crazy, it was a fun game, but they turned against me. It's like, wow, that whole table just turned right against me. Oh, that's crazy. It was a fun game, but they turned against me. It's like, yeah, but you were making little, it's sometimes it's like the little comments. And I told him, and like I said, he's a nice guy. If he wants up here in this, it's all good, because I told him, but sometimes it's the little comments you make. It's not like a big incident. Little comments establish a tone. And then people react to it. And Austin seems unable to realize that he does this over and over and over again. Well, I have to take Umberd's with that.

Only be, not the guy board game night. Not like I totally agree with what you're saying. But I think that Austin does know exactly what he's doing and he does it on purpose. He does it to everybody all the time where he's just one way to reel them in and then it's just like, what the hell is he? Like, Lindsey was totally coming on to me, everybody. You know, he's just such a fucking pig. I think he does it on

purpose, you know, and it makes me mad at myself, even hearing myself being like, I think Olivia's faking because I do think that, but it doesn't mean that I don't think Austin's an absolute piece of garbage. I mean, I think he is just disgusting. I think one of the things that frustrates me about Olivia is that she keeps taking Austin's shit and keeps talking to Austin again after she knows. She'll speak what a piece of shit he is. It's like she understands it so well, but it's like he keeps getting her back. It just makes me fucking crazy.

I don't think because we've all been there with guys like that where it's like he keeps getting her back. It just makes me fucking crazy. I don't think because we've all been there with guys like that where it's like, you know, you know, you know that there are pieces of shit. But when they're nice to you, they have just this way that it makes you, it just chilled just, you know, makes you feel good. I think what's frustrating when the Taylor thing is that, like, Taylor's big problem is that she has not been able

Taylor's big problem is that she has not been able to really be fully like Accountable like she every time she tries to clear it up There's always a little bit of a but you had gone to the West Coast But you had done this but you she just can't just say it was Shitty of me or just fully be like you know what it was shitty of me or just fully be like, you know what, it was shitty of me, but it was something I wanted to explore. And I'm really sorry that you got like cotton across just, but there's always like a,

so it's like you're frustrated, Taylor, because you want her to be like better at this situation. You, and it's such, for her situation, it's so easy for her to fix. And the fact that she just couldn't do it was like incredibly, incredibly frustrating. But with Austin, it's like, his situation is like so much more insidious and so much more like terrible because he is such a manipulator like everything you just said. And it's just like it's painful to watch Olivia be more chill with someone who's

more insidious and be just like totally shut the door, close the door, lock the door to someone who just can't like, like, doesn't seem to be like smart enough to connect the dots and so why it's not working, you know. Well, I think that she's also really mad at Taylor because Taylor, and one of the reasons Taylor isn't saying anything is because they've got Taylor in this position where she's still lying for Austin. First of all, of course, Taylor and Austin hooked up. I mean, I believe 100% that they fucked a lot, like multiple times, like she was spending

the night over there. And it's not that like, all a girl can't spend the night with a guy. It's that it's Austin and Austin's a piece of shit. He's always competing with Shep. He's stringing Olivia on. You know, I just know how he is. And I feel like Taylor is saying, you know, when Taylor says things on the phone,

she thinks she's alone. Like when she was talking to her brother on the phone in Bermuda, and she's saying, she wasn't dating him anyway. Well, I guess she said that on camera where she didn't think she was lent. I've already said that. But when she says things like,

Olivia wasn't even dating him anyway, we were both single. And so what if I was fucking Austin, you know? And so Olivia is mad because it's kind of destroying the whole thing. It's like, oh no, cause it was all off camera. Like we really did have a thing going on guys.

Like for eight months. It was like really serious until the cameras were back on. And that's why people don't get it. And Taylor's like, you guys are full of shit. You know, I was fully fucking Austin and people knew about it. And it didn't matter because no one's in a relationship on this. So what are we talking about?

But I think that they've got her in this place. That she can't say anything. And she's still sitting here lying for Austin. Yeah. So Austin is like, so all of you is like, well, all of a sudden, you come back to my life, Austin in a dark time. And I couldn't understand why people watching us don't understand the timeline because we didn't get together until after the camera's left. But there was a full stretch of six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. Okay, let me bring

you back a month of us together, traveling together. and we got really close. So Andy's like, when did this happen? And she goes, it was after last season. So I'm like, was this like, I'm just curious, was this after last season, but before the reunion? I guess it must have been, right? Not after the reunion, because the reunions were tailor and Austin hoaked up. Right, so yeah, I had to have been between the end of the season and the reunion because that

is where there would be eight months, right? Because after the reunion, there's not that much time before they start shooting again, right? Right. Well, they usually wrap up the show in like January or so, right? So I don't remember what time the last season ended, but it was probably like January. Well, usually they shoot the finale and then they start airing the show while they're doing all that.

And then that goes on for a few months and then they have the, they shoot the reunion. So, I don't know, I don't know how long, I don't, I just don't buy it because she's like, yeah, but we were like traveling together for six, well, you're still traveling together. So what does that mean? Yeah, somehow it didn't, I don't know, the timelines also not working for me. Like seven or eight months, was there eight months between the show wrapping and the reunion? Was that really, is that possible? Well, I guess the show airs for three months. It probably, yeah, I mean, you know, time like any of that stuff aside, even if she was just casual with it,

because they do mention that again in a minute, that it was just casual, and that's how he gets out of it by saying, we're not in a relationship. So it doesn't matter if we were traveling and doing all this stuff, we were just quote unquote casual, so I can string you along,

but the problem isn't all of that. It's not, it's the fact that he's lying about it and telling, I don't want to say making, telling Taylor to lie about it and she's lying there, you know, it's the lying everybody. Well, it's funny because they, well, they put, like, this is what I was saying before, which is that they put Taylor in a position where she's trying to be super accountable. So in an attempt to be super accountable, she's saying, like every decision I made, I made this choice myself. People don't make decisions for me.

But the truth is, I do believe that Austin put pressure on her not to say something. And she did it because I think that Taylor is a weak person. I think that she did it. And I feel like Austin made her feel like she would be a bad friend and person if she outed this and he wanted to take it to the grave so she honored that because they did have a friendship. And then he was the one who outed it, which just shows how shitty it is.

So like yes, like it was her choice to not say anything, but like it's in life you're also allowed to be pressured by people, you know, and like, just admit you were weak in that moment, it's okay. No, Austin's so gross. Don't tell anybody just so it could be him who's the one who turns it around and makes her look like the bad guy and look how well it worked. Yeah, because if she had been the one to out it, she would have been able to control the narrative, but instead he did it. It was so shitty that he outed it without telling her.

Well, it's like we were talking about the other down another show. It's, oh, Salt Lake City. You're the one, it's when you get in trouble with your parents, but you say like, Dad, I took out your car last night. Well, you're such a good kid for being honest about it. It's the same thing, you know, like she's getting off, he's getting off on everything because he was the one who came clean about it, but Taylor never did. So she's the ultimate liar. When Austin just came clean to manipulate, and everybody who knows that he's a manipulative asshole, a manipulative asshole, still does exactly what he's been trying to make

them all do you. So, can I say, I'm having the best time. This like long form, bashing Austin has just been like a real thrill for me. I know we do it every week, but it's really hitting, really, it just feels great today. He's such a piece of shit. I mean, the past couple of years, it's gotten really dark with him because before it's like, oh, he's a playboy, he's, you know, the ship is still worse, like Austin sucks, but like even with the Madison stuff, it's like, this guy's a real piece of shit, but she's on to him.

And he's just, but now it's just gross. Like, when it's turned to the Lindsey stuff on Summer House, that, it just got really bad for me. The summer house. The summer house. The summer house. The Sierra. All of it. It's a trail of destruction.

And he came on the show. I don't think that he's changed. I think he's been unmasked. And I think that he came on being like, come to Nice Guy. But I think the turning point was that famous video of him getting caught by Madison and that threesome or whatever. We were all shocked because it was like, oh, it's Austin. Austin is like the nice guy. But it's like, no, we found, no, Austin is not the nice guy. And it's been just like a like terrible descent ever since

then of awareness on our part of what he really is about. So then, so then, you know, this where Shep is like, you know, yeah, he found the loophole. He found a loophole as brilliant. The loophole is, oh, he's not in a relationship. He could do whatever he wants. I'm like, well, I don't know if he found that loophole. I think the proud legacy of fuck boys found that loophole. And I believe that's a loophole. You probably explained yourself, sir.

He's called the Shep Loophole. What are your thoughts called being a male on Bravo, I believe? He learned it from you dad. So, he said, yeah, because he'd never defined the relationships. Now, he can do whatever he wants. Of course. And let me go, yeah, it does. I started this thing.

And Andy's like, so wait, you're still mad at him, chef? I'm just like, yeah, and I'll say, what, your you're still mad at him, Chef? I'm just like, yeah, and Austin goes, why are you pissed off of me now for no reason? Like, literally no reason. And everyone's like, oh God, but Austin. It's just because you are an idiot. Such a chap is like, I watched this,

I watched the seas bad, and broke my fucking heart. Being like, whatever, hey, and then you laughed, you laughed about kissing. Taylor! And meanwhile, Shep, also don't forget you did say you enjoyed cheating on Taylor, so you're also not great.

So Austin's like, Shep, I was following your lead. I learned it by watching you as you just said, and after we were, after we talked, and you got over it by the way, Austin, never say I was following your lead ship as a defense because that is the worst defense you could ever have in life.

No one should ever follow ship's lead. Why is that, and what world is that ever a smart thing to do? Oh yeah, no one's ever gotten off that way. Or wish up. So, ships, Craig's like, okay, well, I'm finally glad that you got your feelings out because that's what I've been trying to tell you all season is like you're really mad. You should, you should accept that you're really mad at all stems.

Craig, Craig's still thinking he's discovered something every five minutes. Craig's me out. That's what I was saying. Secretly you're mad. It's not secretly, bro. Okay. Greg's listening into his earpiece with

page on the microphone. At the end of Whitney's dinner, I grabbed you and said, please just say you're mad at Austin and you were doing everything in your power and not to admit it because I think you thought it would make, what was that page? Make you wear white blazers wear red. Don't wear wear white blazers wear red.

They're wearing wearmen Charleston. They're steep in it. Only wearmen. Right where you were beating that. I'm on a business. I'm on a whole pleading this. It's a business. I'm confused. So I stepped psych. Yeah, well, I mean, I was like, what are we gonna do? Because we're all in this together. Meaning the TV show. Like, what is he gonna do? He has to shoot with Austin. So he might as well just let it go, you know.

And he didn't want to look like a stupid jealous Ogoron TV, even though that's never gonna work out, you know. So he was like, it was watching it back. Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Ben. No, no, you finished. You finished. I'll say what I'm gonna say. But watching it back was hard because of this blosé Attitude Mel Craig. I said blazer red red blazer Wait What do you want you want to blaze up? What's what's happening page?

So I was just gonna say that probably like it's probably that scene when Austin was drunk at Whitney's and I was like, this is how it gets through it. This is how it gets through it. And he was sort of like making light of him being silly or whatever. And Shepp was kind of like, oh, wow, you, like this is all very funny to you. That's probably why he was all pissed.

So Andy was like, Austin, what did we not show that you want people? You got some people, right? She watched it back. He watched it back. Oh, I can't say, I'm sorry. I was like, what did we not show that you want people? He watched it back. He watched it back. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. How's that quite interesting? What did we not show you that people,

that you want people to know about you, and Austin's like, oh, well, I wish I would have had this stuff prepared, Andy. JT's like, oh, you're not going to come saving Craig? Well, I help everyone, JTT in case you haven't noticed. I'm a helper and I get medical insurance to all the people. And JT's like, oh yeah, come save him again. Come save him again, bro. And he's right.

But it's also JT, so it's annoying. So Andy's like, uh, do you want to say anything to Shep, your friend? He was upset Austin? Anything at all? And he's like, uh, do you want to say anything to Shep your friend who was upset Austin anything at all? He's like, uh, sure. Shep things have transpired foibily and um, you know, uh, have things transpired in the past week or maybe you feel like I haven't been there for you And that's why you're mad at me right now through union. Meaning are you mad that you got called out for being a lush and a sexual, you know, but slapper or whatever and drunk idiot and

getting kicked out of casinos at BravoCon and now you're trying to turn this on me. No, our conversation at Whitney is, you know, I showed you a lot of grace because I was like, maybe he's seen the light and I only knew what I said, what I said in front of you, but watching other conversations, I was like, he doesn't even come close to getting it. One thing after another, now it's like this guy's in Lala land as far as this analyzation of himself and his actions.

I saw zero self awareness. Sir, you are on Southern Charm. This is not a show about self-awareness. I hate to tell you. No kidding. Speaking of La La Land, do you remember when they went to LA and all the guys thought they were really cool and they were hitting on LA checks

and the ladies in LA were like, no gross. They would just look at them like, oh, more. More. Oh yeah. And that's why they never leave Charleston. Yep. So, shop. Then you know in the past two weeks

it doesn't have anything to do with why you're mad. And she up and it's like, I hate that I don't talk to you. And Andy's like, well, it sounds like you're not talking because you're kind of on a break from him due to his behavior. He's saying that to Austin about chef's behavior. And also goes, well, I just have never done that with you before. A chef, a chef, and, it also goes, well, I just have never done that with you before.

Shep, Shepard, and Shep is like, well, maybe my part of my behavior is due to the relationships that I thought were strong that aren't. You're the reason why I do this. There we go. So this is where last week when Shep was going on about everyone I've an announcement to make. I might have a problem. I'm gonna stop drinking tequila, possibly. Where I was like, you know, that was extremely sad and I hate JT even going against him in this moment because that was tacky and I still stand by that.

But this is where you're like, Saf, do you never fucking, you are not ready because anybody who's actually gonna come here and be like, oh really well maybe the reason I acted like that in the first place is because I have friends who treat me like this. Yeah, well I think Austin was so loyal to you at Prabhokhan because you thought there might be a reason why you're spiraling so like and subscribe.

See you on the next episode and don't forget to rate us in the iTunes store. Is that the whole thing that's supposed to save page? And Roderick goes like, Chef, we had lunch because like, Chef had reached out and like Austin gave him the cold shoulder. So I get it. Okay, Austin felt like, I don't want to deal with him in his craziness and I get it, you know? That's why he's upset.

Okay, thanks. So then, um, Chef's like, I was so hurt. You don't even understand how hurt I was. Oh, I'm still like, I'm the one. I'm the one who hurt. You two are such asshole. Look at the wreckage around you. Neither one of you were the ones who are hurt.

Okay. So now we come back from a break and Shep's phone rings. Oh my God, nine years in, feel the right this. Okay, and we come back from a bro about break and Chaps phone rings. Oh my god. Nine years in filter like this. Okay, and we're back. That's the new kid on the block. JTO is aimed to be the perfect southern gentleman. And while his moves on Taylor were less moved than his and Rod's ass cheeks in Jamaica. Don't know what that's all about. He was determined to prove that nice guys don't always finish last. And that's why they shape each other's butts.

I forgot. It's just basically a montage of JT being short and bad in the water. It was basically the whole thing. So we come back and Andy's like, wow, the guys gave you a lot of crap for being short. I get it, buddy. Well, I get it. Helps when you're rich though, if that, if that's any, if that's any solid to you. All right. Make more money. How was the first season on the show? Because honestly, it was one of the most coolest things

as a human being to have this experience. It was awesome. The only thing that probably was ever better than it was when my mom would call me this morning with poppiseed in her arms. And I said poppiseed you sweet little dog god that was cool too well social sure is nice to your mom they love her god they love her disdain for your couch choices we see her back her just being like you have zero fucking taste idiot well I knew you grumped with four sisters did that play a big part in how you treat women as an adult?

You know, condescending to them and JT's like, well, I actually only grew up with one OG sister and was like her and me and my brother And I was a shithead, but then we got three more step sisters later on and then That turned the tide of power at the dinner table and I learned to be hell accountable real quickly. You ever have a four women throwing peas at your face? Changes a man. So Andy's like, well, you did start the season by telling the girl, the, by telling the guys you don't have feelings for Taylor. And obviously that was a lie. And he's like, I was being disingenious because, uh, I fell in love with Taylor. Last year, I'm not ashamed.

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm not ashamed. Brad Rico's face is like, ew, ew. Oh. You're pathetic. Gross. Yeah, there's a lot of crim cheer.

And Andy's like, no one from nowhere said JT has everything shept wax. Why would I choose JT Taylor? Like literally nobody, I've not heard, and I'm on the internet all day long reading about this shit. I've not heard one person say, wow, Taylor should really go for JT. Everyone can see that, because the person's like, JT has a great body, he respects,

so I'm in and he has a successful career. All the things that shipwax. So, Taylor's like, well, I love JT, and he's an amazing human. But he doesn't treat you like shit, right? And you don't like that. So I said, wow, Andy has zero time for her non-amplers. Like, Andy is sick of her shit. He's even putting words in her mouth,

like put a rest of the guys on this show. But also, it's just too unbearable to sit through, JT getting put into the friend zone for the fifth time. Like, like, he's an amazing human. We already had Olivia do a tarot at about 20 minutes ago. We don't need to hear it again. So Taylor's like, yeah, I like, to be treated like, piece of shit, so yeah.

So Craig's like, yeah, well, nice guy's finished last, Andy. And Olivia goes, you finished first and you're an off guy. He's like, I had to be a little bad first. Well, JTU, you lit the match that sparked an explosion between you and Chep. Why'd you bring it up? Between Austin and Chep. He's like, well, I just feel like Austin

would never have told Chep, and if I were in that situation, I would want one of my buddies, or maybe bunny my mom, or even poppy seed, to out someone who was doing that to me. And Andy's like, so did Austin break professional courtesy? Oh, God, I hate that I just said that. We're still trying to make that happen now. So Austin says, no, he's brown nose and trying to get chefs favor our typical JT. And JT is saying, no, he's brown nose and trying to get chefs favor our typical JT. And JT is saying, yeah, I shouldn't have had to be the one to bring it up anyway.

This would this happened last October before BravoCon. Yeah, and Austin's like, well, you don't have to be. You're just choosing to beat this little douchebag. And chef is like, Austin, if he hadn't said something, gosh, I don't know. And it was like, I don't think any of us would have known to Shay. And Rod says, yeah, you just saw your opportunity to weasel your way in towards Taylor. Oh, Rodrigo says that.

To weasel your way in towards Taylor. And JT is saying, no, I just wanted to tell him the truth. That's all. And Roderick goes like, yeah, and in the process, you're like, you know what? Fuck him, fuck him and fuck him. Oh, I'm the bad guy now. And Rodriguez goes like, well, you're using it

as a means to get closer to Taylor. And JT is like, well, what a brilliant assessment that I'm the bad guy here. You are, I mean, you are kind of a crazy stalker. And I like that Rodriguez is calling him out here. I like that. But I do appreciate JT for calling out Austin, to be honest. You know?

Well, it's like saying obvious things to it's sipping, I think. It's like, oh, look at me standing for women. He just comes off as very contescending to me. I don't buy any of it. Well, even a broken stamp is right two times a day. Are they though? So, um, love is like, you guys, you can't just like gas life somebody for doing the right thing.

Yeah, it's not gas. And blah, blah. Okay. Chef is so martini. I can't. He was the arbiter of truth. He was the arbiter of truth. He was the arbiter of truth. He brought the truth to the light, like Ken Burns in many of his documentaries, but specifically the Vietnam War.

And is like, well, do you think that you're lying about the extent of what happened, that they're still lying? And Chef is like, Taylor is sworn. And well, but I certainly know Austin's sexual appetite. And Craig is saying, yeah, well, it's good. It came out. But there's like, I think there's some truth to JT, like just trying to get closer to Taylor. Like you were trying to get the competition out of the way. And um, we're trying to get the competition out of the way. And so that was like, yeah, but the rumor was like circulating.

So over the summer, many people came to me and said they were hooking up. You know what I mean? So like, let's just focus on what you did and not about him telling the truth about it. So then this workshop is a lot of his opener truths. And Shep says the tailor swore that nothing happened. And Olivia's like, did she put her hand on the Bible?

Or his dick to Shay? And Shep is like, I just find it hard to believe. And all of a sudden it's like, well this would be the time to come out with it. Like we're doing it right now. I have a question, Venena. What does Charles think about all of this? And Venita's like, well, I'm not gonna tell my mom

if I'm considering dating someone, if I'm not fucking out. And my Madison's like, Michael found drop quicker in Boston than Spellinby. I, yeah, I mean, I think that's, I don't know, I, it was a fun, it was a fun line, but I don't know, I can imagine Taylor, like, to be fair, I can imagine having like a kiss with someone and be like, oh shit, if I go any farther with this,

this is gonna cause drama, I should probably talk with my brother and find out like, is this smart what I'm doing? Should I just stop before anything terrible happens? I don't think it necessarily means that that is evidence of fucking, but that being said, we all believe that they thought so. Just wanted to. I just wanted to first show the whole picture there.

So then, um, Andy's like, well this season we had something happen. We've never seen a big person beating up a small person. Who's good? Andy. Who's good? Andy, by the way, I think it needs to be emphasized. Andy hates JT. He also hates Austin.

He hates JT. But he, I think he kind of hates Austin, but he, like Austin's at least more natural on TV, I guess I would say. I think that Andy just looks at JT as terrible casting. I think that Andy, probably as a fine with JT casting, but I think that Andy does not like what he feels like, JT trying to control the pace and the tone of the reunion. I think when JT started out hot, last episode, Andy did not like that.

I think Andy does not like, and he's like pre-plant shit that he's been doing. Andy's like, so why did it get physical between the two of you? I have to attribute to him getting rejected. JT's like, no, I was at the bar, you came and you pushed me first because yeah, and if I weren't there, do you think that like you and Taylor would be together? I'm like, that's nothing to do with it. So this was making me crazy because I don't like JT, okay? But JT, well, I mean, I don't hate him. On the show, I think it's fucking annoying. But didn't this fight happen when he was on his knees

on the bar stool, trying to talk to the bartender and then Austin from across the bar was like, hey, JT, what does it feel like being a loser? Or whatever. And then he literally walked up to right in his face and started like even lifting himself up to talk down to him more. And then like, he started to walk up to JT.

He physically, like he pushed him off of the stool. Why aren't we pretending like none of that happened? This is bizarre to me. And they don't show a clip. Do they show a clip of him showing a clip? They show a clip of him. But he walked up to JT and says, we're finally seeing eye to eye.

You know it's funny? I said, next time you talk to me, you should be on a chair and you got on a chair. Like he often literally came and started that shit. And so JT was just like, fuck you basically. And so again, classic, like Austin just, just, you know, just glides over the part that he contributes to a situation.

But how does he get away with it? I mean, I know that Andy doesn't really watch this show. Like, I think this is one of those, where he's like, oh God, I have to talk to the easy to get to again, you know? But Andy is like, wait a minute, but don't come on. Where you try to get him to hit you? What the fuck kind of thing is that to say? No, I know. And even if it was, you don't get to still hit him. Like, what the hell?

JT is like, you know what? Taylor, it had nothing to do with it. And you have to bop or cake my love for Taylor with my distinct for your toxicity, which I knew as soon as you said that, I was like, okay, you're gonna have to stop the recording for a moment and just go one by one down the line and tell them what that means. Cause I was like, was that word?

Was that word like, foible? Huh? And it was like, yeah, binoculars. You have to have binoculars, what he said, you gotta look through them and see things from far away. Like, no, that's not what it is, Olivia. And Austin's having a fit, you know, so Olivia's like, well, he just calls you what you are

and you don't like it. And JD goes, yeah, I called you a shit back for the entire season, why is it a shocker suddenly at the finale? And Olivia's like, yeah, I mean, he can be annoying, but he's not wrong. And I'll say close, that sure seems like it. And JT was like, well, you only watch half the episodes. You're not very smart.

And Rod goes, who a brat, Rod's I can't burn. Get in, get the quarterback. I'm actually helping you inform this argument for you so you can fucking wake up and learn how to be a man. Okay. So he's like, buddy, this is the best thing that Austin's ever said, by the way, God, this show gets me so up and down. Austin goes, buddy, come on. It's your first season, so nobody knows what a piece of shit you are yet. That true or words have never been spoken and that is completely true.

And that makes me crazy reading a comments about the show. It's like, don't just take JT now. Look, granted, did I watch almost every video that girl who dated him one time in Charleston posted about him? Sure. Did I realize? Did I learn for those videos that he was like living in a trailer and trying to be their friend so he could get on the show?

Sure. Okay. Did I learn that he stole his famous bicep drinking shot thing from this girl on TikTok? Sure I did. So I have a lot of extraneous things making me dislike JT. I will admit it, but this is Southern charm. You don't get to just come in pretending you're the shining hero.

I cannot wait to see what a shithead he turns out to be because he's already like a little creepy soccer. What do you think he's gonna be like in the next few years? No one gets better on this show. You know what I mean? No one becomes a better person. You've just been manipulated by Austin.

It's not saying any of those things are wrong, but it has nothing to do with this situation. That's true. But I did like, he did speak for me when he was like, oh please, this is your first season. Nobody even knows what a piece of shit you are. Yeah, so I fully expect JT to have, it's just gonna go downhill from here for him.

But it is a good season. I thought it was a good season for him overall. And Austin is just deflecting away. And he's like, don't hide behind the fact that you just called yourself a gentleman 38 times. It is a good season. I thought it was a good season for him overall. And Austin is just deflecting away. And he's like, like, don't hide behind the fact that you just called yourself a gentleman 38 times. And you think you know what it means to be a gentleman? We know you are.

And I think then we see a montage. He'd be like, stand up. I know that that was later, never mind. And he's like, well, who's the blame for the fight? Getting physical. And Chef is like, well, JT was pretty aggressive in the moment. So he sort of forced Austin's hand. I left the room. I saw where it was going.

Yeah. And so Austin's like, well, you got him my face and I got in your face, which no, you pushed him like the end. So Andy says, have you guys seen each other since? And they both go, no, no. And Andy goes, have you apologized? Austin's like, we haven't spoken to each other, dummy. Are you here? And then Andy goes, so you haven't apologized.

And JT goes, for what? And Andy's like, getting in his face, don't sass me, I'm the boss around here. JT's like, I didn't get into his face. He got into my face. And he's like, you were, come on. You were trying to punch him. Were you, come on. You were trying to punch him. Were you, come on.

You were trying to get him to punch you. This is where he's like, yeah, you were trying to be victimized. Come on, you kidding me. And he goes, you didn't think he was gonna get physical with you. JT's like, I was mon in my business, which is true. JT was just annoying a bartender.

So Craig's like, if someone did that to me, I would have knocked them out. And he's like, well, why is Austin the bad guy when it comes to Taylor and not Shep? Well, I think that Shep is accountable for the fact that he wasn't going to be able to give Taylor the life with his tendencies to be a philanthropist. No offense. Whereas I think Austin manipulates gets women in the gray area and then gas lets his way out. Lies covers up things and is a narcissist, ego maniac who thrives in that space. And Olivia's like, yeah.

So then Andy says, okay, growing from with Gorgas says, JT, if I have to hear stand up and be a man one more time, I'm gonna scream. And then we see a montage of JT being like, you know what you are a man, you know what you need to do? Stand up and be a man, stand for women. You know women deserve voting rights in this city. I'm gonna make it happen. Stand up and apologize.

Be a man, like this broad fire and let us all be free. It's a common God. I've got sisters, Andy's like, so what about Austin just got you so worked up? And I live as like, those things that he just said, and Chris, like JT, is there anything Austin can do that would change your mind? And he's like, yeah, that's the bad,

that's the good question, Greg, you did it. You did the good question. Yeah, good job. Mm-hmm. You're like, oh, I really want. This is, listen, I'm always here to be here. For my friend, okay. Anything, you could do anything.

You could do anything in the world to change it. I think we're beginning to process now about having hard conversations where you hear what it is to be an honest, good friend and to stand up and be a man. But you've got to do the work, bro. It's not words, it's time and effort and using your knees to raise your body

so you can stand up and authenticity. I want to root for you, but you've got to be held accountable. So, um, oh, and then Austin goes, I think I've been root for you, but you got to be held accountable. So, um, my, oh, and then Austin, well, so then Austin goes, uh, I think I've been at count one for a long time. And then JT goes, so you know, this, this is real fuckboy therapy. And that's where, that's like the last straw for Andy,

because Andy is like, Andy likes to think of himself as a therapist who picks this thing. So he's like, uh, uh, you don't get to say that you're doing that therapy. That's my job. So he's like, uh, well, guess what't get to say that you're doing the therapy. That's my job. So he's like, uh, well, guess what? We do it once a year right here. Okay.

Fuck face. And then we see the clip, we see more clips or whatever. And then over the years of Austin just being told off over and over again at every single reunion and never getting it. Yeah. And then we come back and he's like, you just got here, J.T. But this is the Austin Mary go around.

Who we've been here? Hmm. So then he is bringing up Bermuda again. And he's like, so does anyone have tips for J.T. with the women? And Austin's like, nothing can save this guy. And then he goes, Austin, you really need to take that back. You're a coward. You coach Taylor to lie. You're a coward. And Austin's like the

Taylor did I coach you to lie and it's like Taylor this is it. You finally got your get out of jail free card and she goes no you didn't. Taylor he just literally coach you right now to say no. He told you on camera, Taylor. It was on camera with him telling you not to lie. What do you, come on bro. He got it, come on Taylor, help yourself out here. So Austin's like, Taylor, can you tell your chihuahua?

I'm not coaching you to lie. That's literally a coaching moment. Tell someone to say I didn't lie, that is coaching, you're a coach, you're a coach. And then we see a clip of her when she was wearing her scrambled eggs sweater and she's like, I was well within my ride. No one was staying in anyone.

And so Andy Austin goes, well Taylor and I had conversation, and Andy goes, why does everyone talk for Taylor? Even you did it earlier, you just did it like 10 minutes ago. You can't help it. Because it's Taylor, you know, Taylor's like, but then I was like, maybe, okay, I'm going to talk for today. Never mind, I answered my own question by asking that question.

Taylor, would you like to have the floor? Is there anything good like to say? She goes, I'm not good at this stuff. I was just trying to protect Olivia TV show, Kayla. Come on. I generally didn't know how to handle the situation and my whole intention of coming out here was to fix this and obviously I know this is not going to be the resolution today. And I hope at some point it will. And I genuinely apologize again. And I apologize to people I've heard

and for things I've done along the way. And to you too. My intention of coming out here with only to fix this, also because it's your job and you're on a TV show lady. And she's like, you have nothing, nothing to apologize for. Tell her I'm a big dumb. And Olivia's like, my heart breaks, you have nothing, nothing to apologize for. Teddy learn my big dumb. And Olivia's like, my heart breaks for you every day

knowing what you're going through with your family. And she's telling, she has this kind of nice, it sounds like she's gonna be nice. Because she's like, you know, I know how you're feeling because I went through the same thing and it's sad that I couldn't be there for you while you're going through all of this trauma and it sucks and I hate this and I don't hate you despite what you think or what you tell other people I don't hate you. And Andy goes, okay, well, what do you need to hear from her to move forward and she's

that is not happening. Yeah, just like, oh yeah, no, I feel bad for her. No, I'm not moving forward with her as a friend. I will not be friends with you. And, but I'm not going to make this miserable for you. I'm just not going to be negative. And we can move forward. And that doesn't mean together.

So, yeah. Yeah. See you in Bermuda Austin. So Andy's like, I'm going to leave it here. Thanks Rod and Rod Rico, decent audition. And by decent audition, I meant Rod Rico Rico you can maybe come back Rod. Sorry goodbye Good, but you can go hang out with Marcy cuz and Marcy So now they have a break and the needed the new teller

I don't need a crib huh? Having a baby cuz I'm Marcy So if Anita tells Taylor, you should really speak because you don't want people to beat up on you, you know, like just speak up until I'm fine. I'm just I'm tired. I love it. It'll be okay. And you know, day chase was really taking off Republic. So don't worry, the the future is very rosy. So let's see now Taylor's crying again at the dressing room, but it's time to go back basically. So we're wrapping it up and Taylor I've seen the way you're looking at ship. Come on Don't you guys want to get back together?

Boop it And she's like I'll always have love for him. I'm proud of you, chef Because look at all these changes he's made by all of these. I mean, not at all, except crying at another reunion and trying to convince everybody that he's changed. I think they're going to get married. I think you guys will get back together one day. That's just my prediction. You guys are going to be married and have a break.

You're going way off script. This is not in the cards. Why are you saying these things? This is not right. Stop. Aort Craig. A Bort mission. Bort Craig. And stuff's like, I would be lying if I said I recently didn't say I made a mistake and, you know, I'm scared to look back and I think, geez, that was the one that got away. Right before I was too fucked up, right before I was too washed up to get someone that hot again, I mean, wait, did I see that poor now?

Oh, I'm not sure Taylor is the one that got away. I mean, she's just the one that's dating Gaston right now. I'm not, I'm gonna put it out there right now. I don't think Taylor and Gaston are gonna be forever couple. I think you'll have another shot at it, Chef. I mean, his name is Gaston. You don't think that ever leads to him.

He's already a scandal on Southern hospitality. Yeah. So, um, I know. And especially him being on Southern hospitality, that is an automatic, like, oh, God, so Taylor's just doing this to get Chepp pissed off. Obviously. His TJ's roommate, that's just gonna,

that like, when your TJ's roommate, you're automatically gonna, when you're TJ's roommate, you're automatically disqualified forever being part of a forever couple. Until you move out of TJ's house, you're not gonna be in a stable relationship. So then Andy talks about blah, blah, blah. Everybody really cares about shop and what they possibly really think about shop.

And he's like, yeah, and Austin feels like he had to take care of you. If you've been whatever you want to call it misbehaving drunk and she's like oh of course that's what I mean that's what it is just suck a ship of course rough waters as my father once said oh ship maybe on water and it may be over water but don't ever let it go underwater. My father was Son Sonny Sue. Yo ho ho ho hands. Sorry I've been watching a lot of North Sea TikTok lately. So and he's like well maybe you need he's been and he's trying to get Austin and Shep to get back together and everything. Right it's a part where everybody has to make up. So he's and Shep to get back together and everything.

Right. It's a part where everybody has to make up. So he's like, Austin, will you get back together with Shep? And Austin's like, I think I need a break. He's a drunk. And, and he's like, what could you maybe do things without alcohol? And Austin's like, can we still do coke? No, you cannot still do coke. No, no, no, probably not. The gosh, the reason why things went down and I was so, as Craig said, suppressed,

so everything was because of all the love I had for Austin and maybe it's time I cultivate relationships and another vein or with other people. Oh, poor, chef making new friends. Oh gosh, so then, Chef gives the big speech at the end. Okay, so they bring out 10 foil hats. They're last drink as Jamaican rum punch. And then they bring them all 10 foil hats to wear, okay?

Sheps, you could call it a grand wizard hat, you could call it a dumps cap. I'm not really sure, but they all got different shapes. Andy and Craig got the kind of alfalfa shape. Vanita has a pot on her head. I'm not really sure what all the shapes mean, really. Sheps is terrifying. And so now is the time he wants to give a heartfelt monologue, literally wearing a tinfoil dumps cap. I know. Someone asked, I'll do the, I'll do the, okay everyone. Someone asked another person, do you ever cry? And he said it's important to use all the range of emotions because I have soared with

the Eagles and slithered with the snakes and I've been everywhere in between. And the only guarantee in this life is that there are no guarantees. Life doesn't know you anything and you're going to fall down. You're going to trip and you're gonna fall down. You're gonna trip and you're gonna get knocked down. You get up and you get back on the game and you persevere and you rely on those who love you. So here's a persevere and a face of adversity. Chef, are you just quoting a mechalub superbilical commercial? I'm sure you are. I love that Chef went from the last part of the reunion. He's like, here's what the greatest emperor of all time said.

One not waste, not bitch. To this time going, so someone asked a person, do you want for cry? I know. He's like, and this is not, and you get up again. I'm never going to keep me down. You get knocked down, but you get up again. I was like, this at first, I thought he was going to quote something. I was like, at first I thought he was gonna quote something and I was like, oh no, he's just,

he's doing a sermon. And I was like, it sounded like a pickup truck commercial. You know when you see a pickup truck, this is what they show on the app, at the turning flip all season. A pickup truck, you see a pickup truck driving over like, like a, driving up a mountain, because why not, you have a pickup truck,

why not drive a mountain, doesn't make make any sense and there's always someone serious Saying these names like like the weather like the earth Go get up rock you get back into game and you persevere and you rely on those who love you So here's perseverance in the face adversity Pick up you can see you sweat if you're high enough off the ground in your dry-gab tick truck Sunday. They also do this for hardware store commercials too. Like, Lowe's does this a lot. Like, life, there's no guarantees. Life doesn't know you anything. You're gonna fall down. You're gonna trip and you're gonna

get knocked down. Lowes. Complete. Come pay $7 for a screws. Get plywood. Okay, well listen, you're gonna get knocked down, but you're gonna get up again because your mother has hired somebody to help you get back up and you're gonna keep persevering. Close your dad just put more money in your bank account. It's not gonna spend itself. Cheers everyone.

Cheers to everyone who got back up again. Hey JT, get up! I am up. You're short. Sometimes you may feel like life is shorted you, but don't worry, not as short as Chanty! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo season. Wow, that was some friendships. So what do you think is going to happen? Who's going to come back? Oh, they're all come back. This is this is the one show that just like gathers more and more cast members every single season. Every now and then you get a Cameron or a Catherine who disappear and a Ravenel, but it just accumulates and accumulates. I mean, this is like the Simpsons this show. There's just such a wide, you know wide universe of people that are on Southern charm. So we'll see them all. We'll see every single one of them and then some new faces on top of it.

I think Rodrigo will, not Rodrigo, I think Rod will be out. Probably. And I think little sea of other will be like a friend of. I think. I think they also will definitely bring back Rodrigo because the only way they're getting Paige to come down to Charleston is if there's at least one gay at the table. I will also predict that JT because he has been on the show for a year or whatever will have a girlfriend and she will be extremely young and blonde. I'm very happy. I'm not saying much. And then all his skeletons come out next

season. Like next season is this was JT's easy season, next season is when it's going to be like saster. Yeah. Well, that was a fun season, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. Great to go grab your tickets for the crappies, the Golden Crappie Awards. February 17th in Los Angeles. Go grab your tickets to watch what crappin'sins.com that's also where you'll find Patreon links for this video and all of our bonus episodes. We sure love you guys. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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