Watch What Crappens - #2304 RHOM: So Help Me Todd

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

It’s off to Mexico City for The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E13) where Alexia and Larsa get into a Todd fight.  Meanwhile, Marysol overheats, Kiki is horny, and Lisa tries to order a red velvet cake.  Plus, Guerdy confronts Larsa at a performance art dinner with half naked waiters in bunny masks.  To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How are you? Hi, how are you? I'm doing great. Thank you. We're here today to talk Real Housewives of Miami. We missed it last week, but we are back this week. Before we dive into that, the Crappies, the Crappies are coming up. That's going to be February 17th.

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nominees on official nominees five in each category on February 5th. So that's gonna be very exciting and then there'll be a whole other round ofth. So that's gonna be very exciting. And then there'll be a whole other round of voting. So go do that. And then today, I mean, let's talk Miami. Ronnie, do you wanna like catch up on what happened last week? Yes, yes, let's catch up a little

on what happened last week. Sorry, we skipped the Miami last week. There are so many freaking shows on right now. My, again, we're shortening some, we're moving some, we're not covering some. So it's just how it has to be sometimes. But still watched it, still loved it. Yeah. Love us in Miami.

So let's go over some stuff. We can just talk about like some of our favorite stuff from that one, don't you think? Yeah, absolutely. So the big thing in the episode was that it was Miami's Swim Week. And so Julia and Kiki were walking in it. And I thought what was funny was that Julia was walking for a brand. And so she went to the store of the brand that she'd be walking for. I think it was Shan or something like that. And she walks in and they're like, oh my god, Julia, thank you so much for helping out.

She's like, oh, thank you. I haven't walked in the runway for 20 years. I forget how to walk in runway. It's like, I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm like, Julia, stop saying this, you're gonna lose the gig. I know, now's the time to talk yourself up, Julia. It is like riding bike,

but unfortunately, I don't ride bike. Can I ride goat? No, you cannot ride a goat. Oh, can I bring goat? No, you can't bring a goat. Can I bring dog? No, you cannot bring a dog, Julia.

Yeah, so she was getting ready on that end. And then Gertie and Russ, Russell had a date night. And I just, my only thing that I really remember from the date night, except for the fact that, you know, that like he's been so sweet to her. Is that when they got there, like the, like there was something about like they were sitting down and the waiter went to like pull out the chair

and Gertie was like, oh no, don't worry, Russell will do it. I like it when my husband does the pull out. You know, I'm talking about pull out method, you know, it's a joke. Putting his penis out of my vagina and then coming at me. That's what I'm trying to say. It's a joke, right? I'm like, Gertie, I, Is this a bad time to ask for a napkin?

You just got Gertified. You just got Gertified You just got codified. Just let them pull out the charity. So then Lisa and Jody go meet Fabio Lopez. Ooh, Fabio. Because he's a real estate guy and they're gonna go see this mansion for Lisa to move into.

It's 21,000 square feet. It's a Mediterranean home. Lisa walking through this home, she's 21,000 square feet. It's a Mediterranean home. Lisa walking through this home, she was like, uh, listen, I worked at Dairy Queen and I'm disgusted. This is disgusting. Does she work at Dairy Queen? Where did she say she worked? I think she said something like that.

She was like, she worked at Dairy Queen. And then Hooters. And then was like a, yeah, like Foot Locker. And then was a fitness model. And then was Merituleni. Like that was heritalinie. Like that was her trajectory. Yeah.

So she is disgusted because, man, I guess once you've had a taste of the not Dairy Queen kind of housing, you really cannot go back because she is looking at this 21,000 square foot house like it's absolute garbage. And she's like, well, my days could be numbered in the other house. And Jody says, but imagine your place with imagine the place of your art in your furniture. Did somebody put a nickel into you?

Why are you talking Chuck E. Cheese? What the fuck up Jody? Yeah, I love that all of a sudden like Lisa is some sort of art collector. And then we find out she's like, yeah, my all of a sudden, like Lisa is some sort of art collector. And then we find out she's like, yeah, my art, you know, like that oversized portrait of me that I got off of Zazzle. So then she's like, and then and then we find out that like they were really close to a settlement, but then there was another argument. And so Lenny rescinded it.

And she goes, you know what? That's what Lenny is. He's a dangler. He's a carrot dangler. He just dangles the carrot. I don't wanna live under Lenny's thumb anymore. Cut to, by the way, this episode where it's like, Lenny's gonna build me a mansion, I'm gonna live in it.

I know. I mean, listen, getting a $5 million home is still gonna be under Lenny's thumb. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what else to tell you. But yeah, she's like, well, Lenny's a carrot dangler. He's like, here, bunny, bunny, here. And I follow it and then it's thumb. I mean, I don't know what else to tell you. But yeah, she's like, well, Leni's a Carrie Dengler. He's like, here, Bunny Bunny, here. And I follow it and then it's gone.

I mean, it's the same thing I do to my son, but he's a kid and I use pizza. Carrots are only for cheat day. So then we, you know, so there's like the swim week is happening, so all the ladies are gonna come to it. And, you know, there's obviously, going into this episode, Alexia is still really mad at Nicole

because even though she knows that Adriana was the one behind bringing Anna to that brunch, she still blames Nicole for it. Because she does and I want to be on her. She was on Watch What Happens Live last night. Um, what is wrong with me with the lady from Modern Family? I love who everybody loves. Like I love her.

But why can't I? Yeah. Um, Sophia Vergara. Yeah. Sophia Vergara. So beautiful. And so she was sitting next to her, just like loving that she was next to her. She's like, do you remember me from when I interviewed you?

She's like, hmm, lovely. She's like, oh my God, don't you remember? I loved your shoes. She's like, do you remember me from when I interviewed you? She's like, lovely. She's like, oh my God, don't you remember? I love your shoes. She's like, yeah. And we talked about disease. She's like, sounds fun. Sounds like it was a fun interview. So funny. But she was on there and she said, she was asked about the Nicole thing. And she's like, I still believe she has something to do with it. Sorry, you know. You're never gonna change Alexi's mind. You know what I mean? Right. So, respect it.

Just stuck. It's just stuck there for all time, you know? It hit one very, very low area and it just stayed there. It's consistent, her level of thinking is just consistently low and you just have to. So it's consistent. Her level of thinking is just consistently low and you just have to respect the game, you know? Yeah.

So there's Julia's fashion shows first. They all go to it. It's like a lot of bathing suits. And then like after the show is done, the women go up to the roof of where this is all happening because they've got like a whole thing that's like set up and it's like blazing hot. Like an ongoing theme is that Marisol

does not like being in the sun. So they have to like move places and everything. And Alexia is like confronts Nicole on this or maybe Nicole confronts her. But they start hashing it out everything about Adriana. Yes. And Marisol just slowly starts to go down. It's so funny because it doesn't happen two weeks in a row. Yeah.

This week too. It's like anytime they're outside she's like, oh my God. Like my eyeballs melted into my eyelid. I can't. Do I still have an eyelid? Is it on? Why can't I see? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, her face just starts like melting in. It's just start like concave, caving in on itself. So they're like, they basically are like attacking Nicole for inviting Anna. And Nicole's like, no, I mean, I, you know, like, Adriana asked if she could bring her. And so I said, yes, I didn't know that there was, you know,

like, yes, I've spoken to her. I know who she is, but I didn't know that she's being she was coming on for some like Malin 10 And Mary so I was like you invited her and you should have said maybe you shouldn't come in because my friends got upset She goes but you guys had already left so like why would I say not come in because you guys weren't there She says well, we would have come back if you had called us and said that you kicked her out I mean just we stormed out we could could storm in. You know, you stormed the work. Oh my God, it's my, is that my ear on the ground? How did they get down there? So um, yeah. So, and then, uh, so basically they are just, they just like have a big,

big, I don't even remember where did, where did the fight, did the fight end amicably here or was it they ended it still? Well, basically they just, they decided Adriana was going to admit it. Right. So she's like, okay, let me tell you what happened. Okay. Anna, I invited Anna. Okay.

And she was supposed to say some things about Alexia's finances because Alexia was very judgmental about Lisa's finances and you are very rude to Lisa Alexia and she's and Alexia and Mary so about go Lisa What were we rude to her? She's like you are you are very rude to her and then Alexia stands and starts yelling at her And she's like wait, so you're gonna bring her to say lies about my husband because I was rude to Lisa like does that even make sense to anybody bro and Lisa's like oh my god, this feels good. I'm not gonna lie. I love watching the dirt, you know So then Nicole's like okay now we just I have to leave for a flight early

So let's just set the record clear I didn't know and I couldn't have intervened but I could have intervened but I didn't know do we all understand and she's like Okay, well, we've been hard on you. And Adriana was the one who planned the whole thing. And I'm good with you, okay? I still, you know what I mean? Like I still, like I still feel it, but I'm kind of like let it go because I believe you.

But also you have to acknowledge how I feel. Right. You were wrong. Just say I was wrong and I'm sorry. That's amazing how Adriana got out of this relatively scot-free. Like Adriana brought Anna on for a really petty and mean reasons. And like, but she manages to like just say it like, oh, well, I did it because of this.

It's like saying, oh, you said you were interested in reading my copy of Dune. So here's my copy of Dune. That's why I brought Dune, you know, and she's like, oh yeah, well, you acted a certain way. So I brought Anna to expose your financial issues and to sell your name and make people think that you actually are very poor and living a fake lifestyle.

So that's all I did. And I was like, oh, well, you know, I get it. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's because, you know what they said last week. They're like, well, we know Adriana. Like Adriana is just messy. So we know that she's going to do.

I think what's tricky is that Nicole gets off of Scott. I think Nicole's the one who usually gets off Scott free. I mean, not in this case, they're giving her shit for this, but she's like, what? Hannah, how do you say her last name? Cansonis or something like that? Like, I don't really know where, mm, no idea why she would be coming. I've never heard of her. Like, come on now.

I believe that Nicole knew that this lady was going to come talk shit. I believe that she knows that she hates them I think all you have to do is Google somebody, you know, yeah I get that she has a job and she maybe doesn't have as much time to spend on the internet as some people Well, so then Kiki has her Runway show and she you know, of course is like amazing and Kiki's whole thing is that she has actually put together a whole show and she, you know, of course, is like amazing. And Kiki's whole thing is that she has actually put together a whole party. And what I'm sort of reading in between the lines is that they're doing her show and then they're all going to go to this party and they're going to have a big proper housewife scene as the first time that Kiki has kind of like anchored one of

these scenes. So she's really excited. And when they're on the Sprinter van to leave like the convention center or whatever, the traffic is terrible. And so they're sitting in the van for 10 minutes and they all are like, I, no, I'm not going to do this anymore. So one by one, almost all of them just get off the bus and go home. And so Kiki is left with who, like, like uh, Julia, Julian, Adriana, maybe. Yeah.

She was left with Julian Adriana and you kind of get where the other girl, well, I kind of get where the other girls are coming from just because it's like when you're leaving a concert and you're sitting in that traffic. Yeah. But would they have a helicopter come get them out? Like how'd they get away from the traffic? That's what I don't get. They're probably like, I've been shooting all day long.

Like we got to fashion, we got to like, I had to get into glam at 10 a.m. Got here at like, at like noon or one for the first fashion show. Now it's 8 p.m. I'm tired, right? But Kiki's bumped and we knew that this was gonna happen because the week prior, Kiki was like, I'm really excited and I'm really excited

that all the girls are gonna show up for me. So we had even said on the recap like, uh-oh, they I'm really excited that all the girls are gonna show up for me. So we even said on the recap, like, uh-oh, they're gonna bail on Kiki. Yeah, and so she doesn't like that. Her feelings are really hurt. So then we have in Alexia and Julia, our friends scene, when Alexia comes to Julia's house and she's like, oh, it's just my dog.

Your dog has his head up my ass. I don't like dogs. I don't like dogs. I don't like cats. I don't like turtles. I don't like flying things. I'm like crawling ass. I don't like dogs. I don't like dogs. I don't like cats I don't like turtles. I don't like flying things. I'm a crawling things. I like them. I don't like them Yeah, and basically this is where they hatched the idea that they're just gonna they're gonna go to Mexico City for the cast trip and there is a There's like a sink Guadalupe a patron saint of Mexico who Alexia she prayed to the saint for Frankie's recovery. And so the saint means a lot.

And so she wants to pray some more, especially with the Gertie situation. And so they're like, yes, let's do this. So they basically hashed that plan. And then we see Larsa and Marcus have another podcast sesh, where they continue to have excellent chemistry on the on the airwaves. So they really have a podcast where they just talk about their relationship? That sounds painful. I mean it is painful. It literally sounds

painful because I hear it. I hear it on this show. Who listens to this? He's like, yeah you know, a lot of people ask us about our age difference. Yeah, like, well, I'm like, you know, being the younger one in our relationship, sometimes people are like, how can you date an older man? But being 31, you know, I'm learning a lot of things in this new decade of my life. Like, he's like, but seriously, what's our age gap? She's like, well, like, my face was just like born like three months ago. So like, I basically feel like like, like basically a baby, like it's like a new iteration of me. I just said iteration. Oh my God. Wow. I've graduated to something. I don't like know what it is like, but like,

I'm smart like self. And Marcus is like, but like I'm smart like self. And Marcus is like, yeah, I mean, like if the rules were like reversed, like there. Wait a minute, I was gonna say that. But like I was gonna say it. Okay, you used the first half sentence, I'll do the second half. Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna say it. You ready?

Yeah. Are we recording? Yeah. Okay. Go. What? You know what, I'll do the first half. Okay, I'm gonna do the first half. Okay. Go. What? I'll do the first half, okay, I'm gonna do the first half. Okay.

If the rules were reversed. Yeah, I was supposed to say that. I was supposed to say it's my turn, it's my line. All right, baby, all right, baby, you do the first part. That means. But like years ago, I feel like I was feeling like I performed like with the Kardashians and like they did this whole like egg retrieval thing.

And then we see the Lester Kardashian and Banna forget her name. She's David Bobbarker. Courtney. Her. Or Rob. Rob is truly the less, the less, the less, the lessest. Well, I don't feel comfortable making fun of Rob because he escaped. He's like, I don't want to be a part of this shit, you know?

I mean, kind of, he tried to escape. I don't think you ever can escape, but he tried. So the other one is there in bed, in a hospital bed, and one of Laura's faces is like, wait, like you're gonna go under right now? But like, I don't like to under it? Cause like, my kids are like, mom, what if you don't come up? What if you just like die there? Because like that could happen. Like, look at you in a hospital bed right now. You could not wake up.

Courtney was like, um, do we have to talk about this right now? Okay, if I die, I just want to say one thing and I need you to put it on my headstone. Kim was mean to me. If I die, you can have my face. Oh my God, that's the sweetest thing, thank you. Yeah, that was when Larissa was in a transitional phase from season one Miami to current state.

So she had like, she had like assembled some of like the features, but she wasn't fully there yet. She was working on the Full Mr. Potato Head collection of the Kardashian face. She hadn't collected all the pieces yet. It was like the McDonald's collection gay. It was like the monopoly boardwalk gay. It was like visiting Mount Rushmore

six months into construction. So we're still waiting for like the boobs like they're having tomorrow like it's like time like I feel like, yeah, I feel like my Amazon deliveries late like. So we also have a touching scene, Gertie. She's a mess because, you know, she had to have a second surgery. She know the first one didn't clear the margins.

She's not even sure she can go to Mexico and she also scored a little high on her on co type test, I think it's called, which basically means that she's gonna have to have chemo and just like, she's like, it just sucks because sucks because they say okay all you have to do is this but then there's something more but then there's something more and then there's something more and it's like really heartbreaking like just witnessing the emotional toll it's taking on her. And because it's Real Housewives of Miami we follow that scene up with Adriana showing up in like the craziest outfit she shows up. What is this outfit?

It's like an insane denim bikini type outfit that she's wearing to record with Emilio Estevez. Yeah. Yeah. He's Estevez. Yeah. His name? Amelia Estevez. It's Amelia Estefan.

Estefan. Yeah. I knew thatilla Estefan. Estefan, yes. Milla Estevez is troll she's troll. I knew that that wasn't right. Yeah, duh, Ronnie. Sorry, guys. But yeah, so Adriana's really excited because she has a new song for her. And she's like, wow, this is a great song for me

because it was actually originally attended for Camilo Cabello. But she said, I will not record this piece of shit garbage song. So here I am. I found my keys, my keys in Miami. My keys, keys, keys, keys, keys in Miami. Oh, well, that's actually keys from Van Nuys, right?

I know. Keys, keys, keys from Van Nuys. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, Miami City of Auto Parts. Casino, morongo. city of auto parts casino, Marangoo get in the zone, Miami auto zone cars, cars, cars, cars, cars for kids 1, 8, 7, 7 cars for kids in Miami in Miami

In Miami. In Miami. So she looks and say, easy for you to get around Miami. Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders, don't upset us. All we ask is that you lettuce have it Miami. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crap in's commercial." Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending, but the worst part is, if they step out of line or fall in love with the wrong person, it changes the course of history.

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As a certain point, they're just not that many catchy car jingles, unfortunately, like I don't know what's left. Like a rock, that's what Miami is, I don't know. left like like a rock. That's what Miami is. I don't know. Deary, Deary, me. She goes in there to sing and he is like, oh my god, that was so mediocre. I can't wait to find out that you're going to Mexico and offer you a show there at Gay Pride. So she's like, oh my God, Gay Pride, this is huge. So she's going to get to perform internationally, you guys. It's going to change everything.

It's, this is bigger than DJ James Kennedy getting to touch the, um, the play button in a club in Mexico and then say, I just played, I just played Mexico. I'm a national baby. So now that takes us to where we are today for this, for this episode. So, um, it opens up with, um, Alexia, Alexia and Frank, you're writing a letter to Guadalupe. Guadalupe, Guadalupe, Guadalupe.

Guadalupe. Yeah. And Guadalupe is. Unless you're a street in Austin because they print out things very white bread here. So there's a street called Guadalupe but they call it Guadalupe. That's like, but that's also like LA,

like Las Enigas or Los Feliz instead of Los Feliz. Los Feliz. There's also a section of LA where there's some streets that are named after some colleges like Yale and Princeton and one of the colleges that's listed there is Bowdoin, but everyone in LA calls it Bowdoin. So I mean, I can't.

Justice for Bowdoin. Let's move to the next episode, shall we? So yeah, Alexia and Frankie are writing a letter and she's like okay Frankie like what do you want to ask you know Guadalupe and he's like thank you for saving my life okay and what else money have money? It's like no let's say health. Okay so then Gertie and Russell have a packing scene and do the joke like where you going on vacation? Well you're leaving but I'm the one Okay. So then Gertie and Russell have a packing scene and do the joke. Like, where are you going on vacation?

You're leaving, but I'm the one getting a vacation. A vacation from me? It's almost like I'm doing the pull out method. I'm pulling myself out of this house. And in this case, the house is like the vagina and I'm like the penis. Do you understand the joke? That's one of my funny, that's one of my favorite husband and wife jokes. Like, oh, I'm going on vacation,

but he's the one really getting a vacation. Ah! And the other one is, hey y'all, put those dishes with the dishwasher. The dishwasher's my husband. Yes! My favorite ones. What's that bathroom sign that you really like?

That's like, like, please don't do you cook in my bathroom? I was never something about like clean hands or like wash your hands, not or. Oh, um, if you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat. That one. I love that. Of course, we all know when it comes to expressions, nothing compares to your absolute favorite. If you got time to clean, you got time to clean. Yeah.

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Ron, I just know Ron, you say that and like you'll be walking around. You'll just see someone at the supermarket looking at like, like deciding which boxes you're able to get and just walk up to them and go, if you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Just point at a puddle. Just guilty everyone at the store for not helping clean the store. I do.

Oh, gosh, God, I love the store. Girdy and Russell Pack. Mary is Mary, so is talking to her dog to Pock. I can't with Mary so my God. In your dog. Well, it's try hard. Sleeves a dog leave the dog alone. It's time for her to pack her bags. So then we go to Nicole and Anthony looking at a wall.

This felt like a metaphor of something. And they're just both like, they've hit a wall and they, he's like, Hey, babe, see how this is textured. This wall is going to be from floor Florida ceiling as textured, which means it's more expensive. So we should get it. And if, you know, if you don't like it, you don't like it, it's fine, but it's like a textured wall. So what do you think about a textured wall?

Well, does Anthony not ever come home drunk? This wall looked like bloody arms to me. That's all I could see. I could see it smeared with my blood because it's very texture. It's like sharply textured lines across it. What do you do when you come home drunk? Stumbling all over the damn house. You're gonna get blood fucking everywhere I don't say it and warn you and what do you do on your crafting days? What do you do on those days? You say, you know, it'd be fun. Let's put up a gallery wall

Good luck with your textured fucking cement wall. Yeah some bullshit. I hate it too And she's like, I don't know if it's going to like meld with the other walls, but can we like render it? I like when people say that not because it means that they've decorated 100 homes, but that they watched the property brothers because that's so like, uh, we're going to show you your dream and a render. Let's do it. And then, uh, he's like, so you excited about Mexico? Like, uh, what's, what so you're excited about Mexico?

Like what's, what are you more excited about? This textured wall or Mexico? And she's like, I'm actually anxious because I have to fly by myself. And like the girls are like flying in the morning and then I'm gonna have to fly, I have to work. So I'm gonna fly at night. And then I'm not gonna get into like 10 at night.

So I'm like nervous. And he's like, and the plane's in service. So you're flying commercial kid, loser, loser person doesn't understand the value of a textured wall. Stupid. And now it's time to go to the airport and now they're on the plane. And Julie is very excited. It's my first time on top of that.

It is my birthday on top of that. It is Kiki's birthday on top of that. Go, go, go. He's Kiki's birthday on top of that. Gold. Gold. It's really gold. They do like to climb because just on top of her seat like. The goat is on a pile of concepts. So then they arrive in Mexico City and get into this into a sprinter. And Larissa says something you never want to hear.

She sits next to Gerdin goes, I'm gonna sit next to you. I get carsick. Thanks. Also, big week for being carsick on Bravo. It is. It's crazy how many times these storylines bump up against each other. Also, I miss you, Mexico City. I want to go back to Mexico City.

I've never been. I've never been. I've never been. I love it. I heard the food is great, by the way. I did the thing they do on the river where they go on the riverboats. I did, really? It was amazing. Yeah, I did it with all the gays.

I went on a gay boy trip to Mexico City. Maddie from Maddie and Poodle, reality gays was there. Because we're friends in real life. And we did that. It was so fun. We were like talking to all the people on the other boats because we're friends in real life and we did that. It was so fun. We were like talking to all the people on the other boats and we're all getting wasted and then you can jump on each other's boats. Did you throw a bread at dogs and then say, I was helping the animals?

No, but they are there begging from you. And I believe like dogs are dogs are children, you know, they don't need to beg, they need to work. That's what I say. I give children the same advice. I give dogs are dogs the same advice I give children, work, get a job. Okay, stop looking at me. Okay, I work to get here. I worked for this hamburger. You work, do something fucking good. And then I look at my iPhone and I say, thank you. Great job. Killing it. Just so point every day, kids.

Lisa is going to sit in the back of the Sprinter van because she's like I gotta take a legal call and she's like I was really looking forward to this trip and but this could not have come out of worse. Sorry like sorry like sorry just puked on Gertie like just puked up X Y and Z you're weird. I'm totally interrupt you like go ahead. go ahead. No, it's okay. Like, it's okay. Like, I'm just like, have you seen? Go ahead. Like, okay. Like, yeah, sorry.

Like, so Lisa's like, I got to settle before, before Monday. Going to quarter Monday. So they're driving, they're driving to their place and they're talking about how Nicole's gonna be arriving later. And Gertie's really excited by the way. This is actually really great news. Her second surgery cleared the margins. It was great.

She has no more cancer cells in her body. She does have to get chemo, but her attitude seems to, she seems to have gratified herself. I think she's like accepted it. So now she's more like, whatever, I'm getting chemo. So I'm gonna drink, okay? Like I'm gonna party this weekend.

Like, you know, like doctor says I can, I can drink, so I'm gonna drink. Okay. Like I'm gonna party this weekend. Like, you know, like doctor says I can I can drink. So I'm gonna drink. Yeah. She says that. So they go they go to Alexia's room and it's a penthouse. They all get drinks and salt starts to melt like a Hershey bar. She her cheeks turn red. Everyone's hair, by the way, no one's hair can stand up to the Mexico city sun for some reason. Everyone looks wild in this scene. It's very, very hot there. Okay. And they are, they put the food outside.

So you have to, it's everything that Maryselle hates. Okay. All you need is like Leah Black sitting on the floor to make this like a perfect trifecta. You've got sun, you've got food, bring in a Leah Black. Just sit her there because she literally hates everything out here. And her face starts falling off and there's just food mocking her from Chaser dishes. Hair is going in different directions.

Lara's face is also sort of like, you know, it's like things are moving around in her face and the heat, she's like things are moving around in her face and the heat. She's she's like getting distorted. So guys, like, like, do you know what this like drinking like reminds me of? Like, like, I have like tequila and we're going to go like see my like tequila factory, but like the syrup they make like the ceramic like bottles of like my tequila factory and we're going to like go see them together, guys. Sorry, still like a little car sick in the hotel. By the way, before we talk any more about this, because I know it's gonna be a big scene, can we go back for

like one second where Alexia is talking about one of the activities they're gonna do? Yeah, well yeah. So like tomorrow, like tomorrow we're gonna go on like a gondola ride and Lisa goes, is it like Venice? Alexia Xeo's like, well, it's not like Venice because Venice is Venice and Mexico is Mexico. You idiots. You dumb idiot. Stupid. Sorry, just wanted to get that from there.

She gives them their itinerary for the weekend. So then I forgot that Larissa was starting a fight here. So you're right, sorry. She says- I was afraid it was gonna get away from me like. Guys, like, you guys, we're going to tour my tequila factory and Marisol's like, what about my conchies mixture? Hey, be quiet.

Can we just have one thing promoted at a time? Like stop trying to shoehorn in here. And Larza says, yeah, cause like guys, like, I feel like I want you to support me. And I feel like last year, Alexia said that the only time that I invite you somewhere is like when I'm, it's like one of my things that I'm promoting. She says, well, it's true.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be the one that was like honestly telling you the truth, but you know, you only promote things and guess what? Larsa's Larsa in Italy's Italy. Well, hold on one second. I gotta get a phone call from my Nailspar, Alexia and Frankie is Nailspar, best nail spa in all of Miami.

God, you're always promoting stuff, Larsa. So by the way, you know that Bethany was watching this. I was like, oh my God, it takes two people to do what I did in one vacation. Okay. One girl's got a mixes, one girl's got tequila. I do the both, do the both, do the brands, both of you. Uh-uh.

Yeah, but like when you said that, like it kind of hurt my feelings. Lisa just shakes her head going oh god Here we go. Here we go, and I have to settle on Monday Okay, let me hug you then she's no but like when you said that like I was thinking like you know what like like I don't have a tot okay, and like people see my situation with my ex and they think I know my wife like like they think I they know my life Like I mean God my face is really red guys. I think I'm having a reaction over here Marisol is full on dying and no one's paying attention to her at like that's the entire scene Guys, I'm I'm seeing I'm seeing the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Is he here with us? What's going on? I'm dying out here.

But you guys, like I don't have a Todd. You know what? You don't know what Todd provides for me. So that was very rude and disrespectful of you. I'm going to tell you that right now. It was rude and disrespectful. Huh? It's not like.

Disrespectful. I just lost my waddle. It's literally on the ground. It's not disrespectful like. He paid for your condo like. Oh, well, no, it's our condo, Larsa. It's ours. But it's not disrespect for like he paid for your condo like oh well no it's our condo Larsa it's ours but it's not disrespectful like I'm like on my own like except that a fact that I'm with the son of like a massively wealthy person like. Have you say that when I'm trying to impregnate myself with the fetus of one of the richest

heirs on earth? Like his name is like literally air on Instagram. So. Larsa good for you. I get that. But you don't have to take away from me, which is fun. This is so Alexia because this is the rare fight where I'm really on Larsa's side. Larsa is not taking away from Alexia.

She is just like right now like you've got like a guys who can support you in multiple different emotional on this and that which Larissa does actually have like Larissa is is definitely painting herself Like she is little orphan Annie right now, but I don't think she's trying to take away from Alexia Well, she's saying like you you shouldn't make fun of my businesses because I'm a single working mother But it's just she's so Larissa she divorced one of, you know, really rich person. And clearly has like a nice settlement from that. And now she's with someone else who's really wealthy.

So she's like, she is definitely, she's not Monica from Salt Lake City. Let's put it that way. Or Gina of the details of the after. Okay. Let me see here. This is from essentially sports.com. Or Gina, the details of the after, okay. Let me see here. This is from essentially sports.com. Larsa Pippin, a Scotty Pippin's two decade long relationship ended in a bitter divorce that was finalized in 2021.

Is that all? That's when she finalized it. That's crazy to me. Yes. According to reports, Larsa was entitled to receive half of their marital assets, although the details are not disclosed. Now she gave a candidate take on crazy marital. Okay, she they're talking about her podcast now. So it almost made me fall asleep. But I mean, half of those assets is a lot. Like,

and you know, I get her point, like, don't make fun of me trying to work when you've got someone to take care of you. But the way that she's trying to cast herself in this victim light, she goes, well, I'm just saying like, Mike, I'm just saying like, I have a whole, I have two homes and I have like four kids like, okay, two homes, not just because I want to, but because I have to, okay? It's so hard. It's like, did you mean to say you're- Do you know how hard it is eating caviar when I've got frozen eggs? It's like so hard. It's like, did you mean to say you were- Do you know how hard it is eating caviar when I've got frozen eggs? It's like really hard. Did you mean to say you have two jobs right now?

That you have to do two jobs to support? No, I've got two homes. Two homes. And each home has about six or seven rooms each. Bedrooms each. It's like a lot. It's like scary, like, like a lot of just saying is like, I want your support, like, and you won't even stop talking Be like one second like and so she gets up and storms off

It's like I support you guys like And Kiki's in the confessional and she's like wiping her tears the vibrator. She's like fuck you bitches I don't have anything I have nothing you cry over Todd and Scotty you have what the what you know like I just have this guy's This vibrator. It doesn't even come with money. I do pay for this guys But you know, like, I just have this guy, this vibrator. It doesn't even come with money. I do pay for this, guys. Well, I'm not so sure why Lars is upset because she's not the only one who works.

By the way, Nicole works, Gordy works, Alexia works, that's me, Marisol works her butt off the whole time. So like, listen, don't try to be better than me saying you work your ass off and I have a tot. Like, how do you even know what tot does for me? That's ridiculous. He will marry us all. I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

someone help me. I can't. I can't find my nose. Will someone try to tape a taquito to my face so I can get some air down my lungs? Am I back on that mountaintop marrying that guy? What was his name again? Hey, did that really happen in my life?

So Larza's continuing inside and people are comforting her and Lisa's like, come on, it's okay. It's just, yeah, but like, Lisa goes, she's just saying she doesn't have a Todd. I mean, I don't understand what's upsetting. She's like, yeah, but I don't have a Todd. Like she has a Todd, not me. She goes, well, I don't have a Todd,

but I do have a Jodi. He's almost a Todd, not me. She goes, well, I don't have a Todd, but I do have a Jodi. He's almost a Todd. Yeah, but like even you, like Jodi's not like paying your rent or anything. She's like, you're right, not yet. He's not yet. Not yet, soon, soon. Love, love Lisa.

Lisa's a determination to be an independent woman. So then Kiki, she's like, Larsa, you have some nerves. You wouldn't support me for my after party. The hypocrisy of it all. Hippocrates. You didn't come support me. So now you see how it feels. So I'm like, oh, we are gearing up for a big Kiki confrontation later this episode. So Larsa comes to Alexia and she's like, I'm saying is it like having a Todd's a blessing? That's all I meant. She goes, no, no, no. You mean Alexia and she's like, I'm saying is it like having a tons of blessings?

That's all I meant. She goes, no, no, no. You mean that I have tons of money. That's what you're insinuating, okay? That's what you're insinuating. Don't try to change it now. You're wrong, like, I never said that, like, listen to what I said, like, and then you'll understand,

like, and you're so competitive and listen to that next YZ, like you're coming at me, like. Money, money, that's what you're saying. Go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Money. That's what you're saying. Go ahead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's what you're saying. You got you weird. You're weird. You're weird.

You're weird. You're weird. You're weird. All of the ladies are like, I'm not, I'm not picking aside in this because those two are both crazy. Like Larisa is never going to admit she's wrong and Alexi is never going to admit she's wrong. You know, so she's like, I'm sick of you bringing up my husband. You know what he does

He likes to send videos to poor people about how to make money in real estate Does that Instagram that's what I'm talking about Time out time out time out. Okay. What I bring it when I bring up Todd It's a compliment like you're so lucky you have this very nice man Who pays for all your bills. It's a compliment like it's not later. Julia is screaming. So they all go to their rooms and get ready to do whatever they're going to do. And you just see Julia out on her back and he going Mexico.

Yeah. I'm sure everyone wanted someone to like throw up throw up him got it her head or something. Shut up, baby. Something could a satellite please fall from outer space. Who's the city here, lady? Commercials. Here comes one right now. One group gathers in the lobby. It's Adriana Kiki and Julia of Beverly Hills style like, oh, look at this.

Look at this happening. Look great. Oh, I die. I love this. I die. I die. What is this? This is great.

I die. I die. That was Gertie. Like Gertie basically does. Most of the episodes. I die right now. I die. That looks great.

I love it. I die. So half of them shop for cakes or whatever. And then half of them do this. Well, I don't know if it's half, who knows. So anyway, they go to the cake shop, which I really like. Please get that proportion of people correct, Ronnie. Yeah, I don't mean, I didn't write it, it's crazy. So the lady shop, they go to the cake place and Alexi is like, oh my God, okay, listen,

we're coming for a cake, okay? And well, you know, like Peter, I know like Peter's like crashed a lot of his cakes into my face when I give them to him for his birthday, but he's really a nice boy. And like, he didn't mean it. So I just want to get that on the table right now. So like, we're gonna come get a cake. But like, what kind of cake do you think is good? And Lisa goes, how about Red Velvet? Let's get Red Velvet. No, I'm so sorry. She's American. Sorry. Like that's American cake. Okay, okay, okay.

How about this? Oh, oh, oh. What about one of those flag cakes, you know, with like the raspberries and the blueberries? It looks like the flag of the United States of America. Can I do one of those? That's literally American. Okay, I want something made with mac and cheese.

Just put it in a cake form. Apple pie. Apple pie. So, sorry, she's literally stupid. So the lady's like, okay, we've got Tres Leches, or you can also get Tres Leches with chocolate. She's like, okay, do that. Do it.

Yeah, that'll be fine. And meanwhile, it's also like the least like mac and cheese. So, quit. So meanwhile, Adriana's at her, she gets to her dance space, her rehearsal space. And so there are all the dancers are there and several of them are gay, but Kiki is horny as fuck.

She's like a young countless Luan and she's just like, who's single? Who's single? Okay. All right. And then like they raised their hands. She's like, okay, call me, call me. I'm like, he literally has Erica Jane tickets in his hands. I don't think you're going to have success with this man.

Yeah. These, this is a group of gays for sure. I mean, they're wearing like really short, short, shiny shorts. One of them has his nuts tight, tight off to be like a moose mechle. I mean, girl, I did notice that actually. So Adriana's like, you know, it's sort of like a mess. Adriana doesn't like they want, they want to lift her, but she has to still be singing and she's like,

I don't know. And he's like, you got to do it. This is Diva what you're doing. You got to do it. You got to try it. You got to do this right now. And back to the cake shot. Larsa and Lisa are standing outside,

or they're sitting outside across from each other. And Larsa's like, should we take a photo? Yeah, you take one of me and then I'll take one of you. Okay, but like, hold on. Hold on. But the lighting's better like over by you. Like, hold on, I'm gonna come over to your side of the table.

But hold on, would you take a video of me coming to your side of the table? Like, wanna be like, I came to her side of the table. Like, hey, okay, you do it. You have good lighting. Don't wait, I wanna do it. LADY! Sorry, photo, I do the light. I'm gonna do it. Okay, you do it. You have good lighting. Don't wait, I wanna do it. I wanna do it. Lani!

Sorry, photo, I do the photo. That's okay. Okay, one more. That's it. No, you do it. No, I'm gonna do it. Oh wait, hold on a second. Lani killed my data plan.

Hold on, I gotta go. I need to get more data. Okay. Hold on one second. Lani, give me more data. Okay, you want to do more photos. By the way, oh, I forgot to mention, there was an amazing bonus scene to this episode

that unfortunately I was the only person on earth to see it because it was in my dream last night. And I know people don't care about people's dreams, but this, the reason why I'm sharing it was because, you know, dreams are often wacky and make no sense, but this, I had a dream that literally felt like a scene from a real scene from this show, wherein I was watching the Real Housewives of Miami and like, Lisa had all the women over for a big lobster meal.

And this giant lobster came and there was butter everywhere and everyone was eating it. And then Adriana was like Can we get some bread to like sop up some of this butter and everyone's like yeah I can get some bread and there was no bread and everyone was getting furious at Lisa that she didn't have bread and she's like Hold on I got it right here and she opened up a thing like a she opened up a Cabinet and she goes Leni ate all the bread of course he did and I was, I woke up and I was like, that felt like a scene that would actually happen on this show.

Like they would have a beautiful lunch, but then still complain. And then somehow Lisa would blame it all on Lenny. I was so proud of my brain. Yeah. Like, wow, it put in a very low stakes. Like I was arguing about butter and there's no bread to sop it up and like a real host would have bread. Those are always the most terrifying dreams, the ones that

seem like inconsequential. You know, I wake up from them like, Did that really happen? Did someone really eat the bread? And Lenny is the one who ate the bread. Yeah. Larissa and Lisa are talking about cell phones and Laura's just like,

yeah, so me and Marcus, like we have like the same passwords on our phones like, did you go through Jody's phone too? And she goes, no, it's only been a year, that's too soon. Like I literally didn't even have Lenny's passcode until he cheated on me. Oh wow. So like, what if you're like with someone like that you thought was like a certain kind of person like and then you've like invested your time into it like and

then you bring them around your kids like and then you realize is not that person like and it's like I'm not saying that's like Marcus like but like what if it were Marcus like and it's not like things like I'm like like it's like it's like I'm signing up for I can easily walk away from like so you know I'm saying like. It sounds like you're going to have a very long fulfilling relationship. Sounds great. Sounds like you guys are totally ready. Um, so now they're in a park and, uh, Alexi is like, look everybody, it's a park. And Lisa goes, yeah, it looks like Japan.

She's Lisa is really not willing to accept that, that Mexico city is in Mexico city. So it's just like that. They're making up Mexico city. I can't. Well, please. When did we get to the Eiffel Tower? She just will not accept it on its own terms.

So she starts talking about her divorce and she's telling them my lawyers on my ass and he's like Lisa signed the fucking deal. Listen, I'm good when I can get Lenny where I want him, you know, but if I don't, if we don't have lawyers, I could get him what I want, but then we have lawyers and the lawyers miss everything up because then he goes back to his lawyers and the lawyers say no don't do what she wants. And he says I have to take their advice. I have to take their advice. I mean, what a flip flopper. I feel like men in power like, like whoever controls the most money like,

they control the narrative of the story like. And I feel like Lenny wanting to build a house for Lisa like, is his way of saying of like controlling Lisa like. Because Lenny bought is going to buy a tear down and then build a house on that lot. That's kind of Lenny's thing, I think, is that he tears down and not so much rebuilds, but just adds boobs, you know? Building boobs in this case.

It's going to be 10,000 square feet of implants. Basically. Teardown! Yeah, like they control the narrative because they're rich and that's not fair. And the producer asks her, do you think that Lisa shouldn't be trusting Lenny? She's like, I wouldn't trust him. And so Lisa says, well, listen, I want to do the deal, but like it's such a small thing for him to do on the mother of your children. It's peanuts. Everyone tells me sign it and he'll be

more cordial later, but I don't know about that. She's like, he just needs to go up a little bit more, a little bit more. I mean, such a small amount for him to do this for me. It's such a small amount. Like why are you arguing over such a small amount? I'm like, exactly. Why are you arguing over such a small amount? Lock down that money.

Lock it down. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, because I don't know the details of how much it is or whatever, but I just Googled it and they have not settled yet. They have a temporary settlement, but come on guys. Get your money and start your new life. This is, you're just like, I, So, get your money, take your money and run.

All right, it's a song. Yeah. So, you got time to, you got time to sun, you got time to get your money and run. It's right. You know what I'm just like the old saying says. So now it's night time and Gertie is doing her makeup and Kiki comes over, she's like, I'm hungry for dick.

And, you know. Oh my God, I'm so positive. This has like been such a fun trip. Like even the conversation earlier, like that was fine. Like it was totally fine. Did you have a good time? There's nothing you can say that can ruin my night. So go ahead and she's like,

Oh really? Because Larissa just came out in an article saying you have fake tears. What the fuck is wrong with Larissa? Seriously. It's a disaster at all times. She really is. So Kiki's like, so what was she talking about?

And Grudty's like, oh, well, that was like a few months ago that she said that she was, no, no, no. She said it like this week. She was like, she said it again this week. She just came out and we see the headline of reality saying, I don't think I don't shed big tears. I mean, I don't shed big tears like some, dot, dot, dot, like. Yeah, so Gurley's like, oh, when was that?

Because if I find out that it was like right now, and I just took a stroll with her in a park that Lisa called Paris, I'm gonna be upset. Can I take her stroll? Never after a stroll. So... Paris Soul's event is next. And she's having a set that looks like a trunk

with a bar in the trunk and She's ordering drinks from the bartender and stuff for everybody and she's like everyone knows I love cockies and everyone knows Steve loves cockies and so I forgot what I was talking about Steve does not love cockies and get that. Oh, yeah, it's my event I'm gonna start selling mixers for cockies. Because everyone knows the very sad ghost in the corner of my house also loves cockies. So anyway, cockies. The bartender is coming up with names in my private room and one of them is, SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING SING S Fuck, fuck, same, same, same, same fucks it. It sounds delicious. Wow, people are gonna like it. So the bartender is shaking,

like making a cocktail and shaking the shaker. Made in call, Mexican made in call. If a marisol laughs in the forest and no one's there to hear it, did you still make a cocky? Now people start coming down and they're all looking amazing. You know, this show really is one of the ones where every time they come on screen, they slow everything down, play like, oh, Gucci and

don't change a banana and whatever. And like these are designer names too, but there's something about the way these women wear their clothes where it's just like tits and hair. It's Miami, baby. You know, it's amazing. Yeah, so colorful. I love that. It's like geared towards gays.

Yeah. Yeah, so colorful. I love that. It's like geared towards gays. Yeah. Girdy is saying, I have tech in class, so I'm going to deal with Larsa later. Timing is everything. I'm going to wait until there's naked people doing art in front of me. Someone playing the piano very well on a microphone. As part of some sort of performance art installation. So Marisol's like, here I have my khaki.

This is called a porn star, Larissa. Oh, am I right? Am I turning into a porn star after this? Like, he's like, you already are a porn star. Someone fucked me already. Jesus, come on. Straight, gay, I don't care. I'll turn you all.

Okay, but like remember like earlier, like, cause like I feel like I was saying like, don't turn you all. Okay, but like remember like earlier like, cause like I feel like I was saying like, don't be mad at my hustle, right? Cause like you guys like need to support me. Like I support you. She was, however, I was triggered because you said you want us to support you,

but then you didn't even come to my party for like five, you know, you didn't even come for like five minutes to my party. Well, you know what? You know, I was on anti-bionionics right? Like I had like a fever for like two days I was like at 130 degrees it was like scary and I like wasn't feeling wool and like I don't know I came to your thing like even though like I was like I was literally delirious you know because then my body temperature dropped to like 14 degrees so it was like really scary

like I was so sick. So then we see her, I think it's in a clip right where she's saying, but I got a like a present for you to make it up to you, right? Like I got you a present. And Mary Saul says, oh yeah, I got you, I gave you a bowl of a presents too. Okay. She was, well that's true. I love presents. So then Alexia and Lisa come and you know everyone's wooing each other. Like you think so many things. And Mary Sol is finally feeling better and she flashes everybody her badge when she stands up and she's like, I'm bald eagle.

So come on everybody. I don't have a bush. I'm a landing strap. Get that strain. Okay, well ladies, Mary Sol is having too much camera time. So I just wanna say that we're gonna go to a gallery tonight and have dinner. And then we're going to meet an artist as we have a cool experience. So let's go.

So they basically Marisol's big promotional event is last all of 10 minutes. Marisol, next time maybe promote your thing at your own garden party thing that you did two weeks ago. Right. thing at your own garden party thing that you did two weeks ago. So right. Instead of out of a trunk in a hotel patio with flavored sodas. I had not even the main event. So was there even a name to the sodas? Are they just called cockies? I think they're called cockies.

Oh, for fuck's sake. I hope I can pursue sir for that. So then they are in the sprinter van and Lisa's like, hey, Hiki, what was the last time you got laid? She's like, two days ago, God, I'm so horny. It's been such a dry spell for me. And Lisa's like, are you a freaking bed?

She's like, of course I'm a freak. Have you seen me? What part of me says I'm not a freak? Oh yeah, I got kinks too. I like being jealous. Like when you're flirting with my man, that's fun. You know? I mean, not when you have sexual relations with him.

Like we know Lisa, we've all seen pictures of your Halloween party, okay? And then did Larissa say this that she would slap Marcus if you talked to another girl? She, something like that. She says something like, you know what? Like, I get like so jealous. Like, I don't really like it at all. And Julie says something like, you know what, I get so jealous. I don't really like it at all.

And Julie says, oh, what did you think when he grabbed the ass of that girl? Just what? In Orlando, do you remember this? Larissa's like, but we weren't even together then. So I don't even know what everybody's talking about. And the producer asks her, why are you trying to seem so unbothered by this?

And she says, well, cause like, I feel like that was like for like ever ago, right? Like we weren't even together. Like, like we only just like got together. Like I feel like like recently. So like, it's not like it was cheating on me. Yeah. It's my right to get hellish. I still get jealous.

So, she's basically see that the article came out in November about him grabbing ass. And then she was telling all the ladies that they spent November with each other's families. So, so she's basically painting, um, this like rosy relationship. That's wonderful.

And they just can't like they, she just hates being away from him. While meanwhile she's like checking out all his texts on the phone and he grabbed someone's ass in Orlando while they were pretty much dating. So basically there's definitely some There's some chicanery going on here so They all get to this like art gallery and there's like a shirtless guy kind of writhing around welcoming them all in It's like shirtless guys, but they've gotten bunny masks on so they're kind of like It's like shirtless guys, but they've gotten bunny masks on. So they're kind of like writhing and no one really knows what to do with it, except for Kiki who just wants to literally molest them.

She's like, can I touch you? Can I touch you? Ah, yes. Yeah, she's like, put her those tokels. It's like, okay then. So she just like starts grabbing all the guys and stuff. And they're wearing nude colored like bicycle shorts or something like nude colored shorts or whatever, but they kind of look like Ken Doll bunnies. I don't know, it's a very odd, well, I mean, it's odd on purpose, right? But I didn't like it. And I was like, I was also just Adriana's dancers with masks on because I don't know. I don't know if I'm buying this.

Lisa's like, wow, I feel like I'm just, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm in Kazakhstan right now. It's like, Lisa, this is Mexico. Kazakhstan. I feel like I'm in Luxembourg right now. We're at an art gallery and everybody, you know, it's like being weird just to be weird. They go into this room with lasers pointing at everything like laser art and then art on the wall, which is like people with fox heads.

And there's a piano. And there's a painted piano and stuff. I'm just like, oh my God, you know what? This is art. And it's like the cocktail hour. There's a whole story to tell ladies. Okay. And everyone else is like, this is some I wise wide shut shit.

What the hell? So this artist is like trying to describe that he's like, I put my dreams into the art and so we're going to root out the demons that we have inside. We take the demons to paradise. He's giving us whole like ridiculous spiel and no one's listening. I was just like, where's the food? I'm starving. Lend me all my bread. And like you just said, no one wants to hear about dreams.

It's by the way, I don't think it's true. I think you got that comment once and it's still bothering you. But I like your dreams. You can always share your dreams. But I thought it was funny because Alexia says, but listen, his art is the theme. It's all from his dreams. But I thought it was funny because Alexia says, but listen, his art is the theme. It's all from his dreams. He's like, OK, let me talk about my art from my dreams.

Once I dreamt and everybody just turns off. So I'm not listening to this shit. He's talking about his dreams. I love the way Adriana dismisses him. They're like, we're really hungry. And he's like, and here's another thing. This is from my most personal memory of all time. Just for the artist. Thank you for the artist. Okay appetizers, please appetizers

And they get some appetizers, but they're all made to look art artistic, right? So they're like, what is this and Kiki goes this is balls is balls. I'm like, she's like it's short free I picked it myself. Okay, so I know what it what it is okay let's play like a fun game like. Ruth or dare okay here's the rules either I dare you to do something or you pretend you're an ugly person in truth. So they're like okay well let's do it to do something first so like so Lisa basically like Kiki, why don't you do five minutes in the closet with one of the guys? So Kiki turns the model, and I think there may have been some sort of like

loss and translation thing between Kiki and the guy and Lisa, Kiki turns to one of like the hot waiter guys. He's like muscly and everything. And she goes, hey, are you in the closet? Or are you out of the closet? He goes, I am very much out of the closet. She goes, oh, wait, what does that mean are you out of the closet? Because I am very much out of the closet. She goes, oh, wait, what does that mean being out of the closet? He's openly gay.

I'm an icon to him. That's what that means. He's got a poster of me and his goddamn house. That's what it means. He and all his friends loved me. So she's like, so you don't want to, you don't want to get it on with me? Is that what you're saying? I'm so confused.

And Kiki's like, I can turn him. Have you seen all this? Okay, I have a question. Have you, as anybody here, ever questioned their sexuality? And Lisa's like, I have. We know Lisa. We're following your trade of thought here and I like it. And she's like, and Adriana has.

And Adriana's like, well, my husband had this fantasy of me and two guys, but it wasn't a girl any. Yeah, no lady pun for me. Too many mystery things, mysterious things for me. Cavernous, smelly things that I don't want to deal with. So, let's see. So then they say, okay, so they asked her if she actually did the fantasy and she's like, no, but I thought about it. So they're all laughing.

And then Gertie goes, okay, Larissa, truth or dare? Truth? Good. So is it true? You brought up the whole fake tears thing recently in a podcast. Did you do that and call me fake tears? Go ahead. Go ahead. Truth. Truth. Truth. Yeah. Well, I said like fake tears like because I didn't know why she was saying I was fake like. So I said, you had fake tears like. And she goes, well, physically, I would say you're the thickest of us all. Look at you.

You're fake too physically. Look at you like physically, physically. And the pianist like starts to play and he's like, and now from my greatest dream. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This reminds me of the Soviet Pakistan. Ha ha ha ha. I was flabbergasted.

How could you say this two days ago? I didn't interview like, promoting your podcast. Oh yeah, so you're promoting your podcast, huh? Yeah, yeah, great. Yeah, of course. Of course I promote my business, honey. I work, I work, honey. That's what I do, honey.

I'm missing on Butter Lake. Oh, well, you could have just said, you know what, Gordie is going out a lot and I don't wanna go there about her. She's going through it a lot so I'm not gonna be mean about her. And Maryselle is like, oh my God, here I go. When she fights until she wins.

Okay. This is not going to be good. Classic pips. I can't stand what she says pips classic. This is so pips. Okay. She just fights all of her. It was very unbroad.

Pips. So Grady's like, well, I cannot apologize or take accountability for anything. So, um, the producer says to Marisol, would you be fighting with a woman who has cancer and is about to get chemo? Marisol's like, uh, no. I mean, absolute. Okay. Larza is just such an idiot. So the girl is like, just say sorry, just say sorry, pretty little, pretty petty little

thing. That's you. I said it wrong because I wrote it down in my notes wrong because I was obsessed with pretty little liars. But you know what? You are a petty little liar. That's what you are. Just admit it. And then they start playing ballet music and the men come out doing some ballet dance.

Are they holding mugs? They were like holding mugs that had some sort of like, like, like liquid, like what do you call it? Um, frozen, you know, like the carbon dioxide that's like dry ice or something like that. And so there's like stuff coming out of it. And they're like, it looked like they were coming to present drinks, but then they're doing some sort of like contortionists,

avant-garde dance while Gertie is like fighting with Larissa and Larissa is like I'm so exhausted for being everyone's punching bag. I'm just a single mom on Not food stamps and I literally can't take it. I literally have been dodging bullets all day Someone literally shot at me in the street 12 times and they missed me. I can't even leave that I just want to go home and take a bath and go to bed like. Okay, guys, this whole show is going on. People are trying to beat do art and they just keep going while the ladies are yelling at each other.

And then the song ends and they're like, okay, goodbye. Thank you for having us. Bravo. And they drew on us like, bravo. Goodbye. Gay pride tomorrow. See you there.

It was so bizarre. It was so crazy. It was so bizarre. The show is so nuts. This is a nutty nutty show. And so is our show. And we are done with it. So thank you everyone so much

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