Watch What Crappens - #2307 Southern Hospitality: Volley of the Dolts

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

The Southern Hospitality (S02E07) kids head to Miami for their big trip, but there’s tension in the crew.  Maddi hates everyone, Oishin is a sore sport, and Brad seeks BJ rumor redemption.  At least Will doesn’t have a sling anymore!To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hello, how are you? I'm doing so well because we're going to Miami. It is Southern Hospitality Day here on Crappins, which is always hilarious and fun for us. God, we love this show. And by the way, they're also getting a reunion this year, which is exciting. That's a good show of faith from Bravo.

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Voting for round one is closed But voting for round two is gonna open up again next Monday this Monday February 5th. That's coming up And that will be the official nominees for the show as selected by you guys. So you guys all whittle down the choices down to the top five in each category. And those are their official nominees. So get yourself ready for that. It's going to be so much fun. Can't wait to see you at the show. What's going on with you, Ronnie? Also, if you want the last Southern Charm recap, that was on our Patreon, so go get it.

It's also where we do videos, which we're on right now. So honey. So let's dive into some Southern hospitality because this show is so silly. This is a silly ass show. I'm really glad that we have a lot of Maddie recently because I think Maddie is the closest that we have to like a proper villain. And she's-

I don't think Maddie's a villain at all. I think Maddie's a hero and everybody's totally coming for Maddie and I'm offended at this point that you think Maddie's a villain. She is. I love Maddie. She is. Everyone just doesn't want to see me be happy. And if it weren't for this gig at the soup plantation

of South Beach, like I would never be traveling with these people. It's like people just don't want to be happy for DJs. And me is like coming for my job. She doesn't know one thing about how to even slice a lime. That's really important for this position. I'll tell you one thing I really appreciate about this show and there are so many,

but one that I will really concentrate on right now is that they actually work at this restaurant. And I mean, the rumors were always that they didn't really work at this restaurant, but as far as the show goes, they actually, a lot of the, a lot of the stuff takes place at the restaurant, which I really like while they're working. I think that's so fun. And as we're entering a new season of Vanderpump Rules, where no one even works here anymore, I don't even know why it's called that. I really just enjoy watching people work. And I would suggest moving back to that for Vanderpump rules. Listen, Katie needs something to do. I don't need to see another season of Katie coloring in a coloring book and making bad clothing

decisions. When I really loved Katie the most is when she was marrying catch ups. That's when I loved her the most. I need it. I need it. I need that back. There's a reason why Below Duck does so well on this network because it is the same thing every season with small variations. But we get sucked into it no matter what because it always comes down to workplace drama. It comes down to people taking advantage of other people like like that. One's slacking off at the job.

That one's been doing too much, you know, and like no matter how many times you see it, it's still always compelling because it's what we've all had to deal with. Yeah, and we love to judge how people are doing at their menial tasks. We love it on below deck. And I think the audience loves it here too. When you just walk back in that kitchen, you're like, who's making the most effort

to make a creative sign that day? Yeah, like literally last week on Southern Hospitality when Joey Marbles eyed the lime slicing machine and he said, this is like my favorite thing. Like I missed slicing the limes. It was such a rush. Yeah. That's real, okay?

That's true. Yeah, there is something about just crushing those limes and getting the juice out of them. So we open with, you know, the shots around Charleston of what people are doing. Lucia's having pineapple for her kid, and Mia is in traffic doing her makeup in her car, you know? Safety first.

While also playing Candy Crush on her phone and eating a sandwich and driving without her seatbelt, I'm sure. And then Michele is at Body by Brad. Body by Brad. Brad's really trying to make this happen. First of all, we already had Body by Jake and so that's already kind of like you're leaching off that brand. And second of all- Also, we have something called the Bible and your body is by Jesus. Okay, so why don't we not steal credit?

So, Mikkel's there and he's like, so I heard there was a blah, and Brad's like, he's like, yeah, Maddie snapped. I think this video sent her, like it sent her over the edge, like, hey, look, look at it. That's her boy, isn't it? Isn't that Trevor right there? Look, let me tell you one of the 20 videos I have on my phone

of Trevor getting his wiener grabbed by some thirsty lady who needs to be on the show. Same. Then we go over to a beer garden and Maddie is there with her sister, Meredith. I forgot about Meredith. I think I think we met Meredith last season, too, where Meredith is like an aspiring dentist or something like that. And so I don't remember forgot about Meredith. I think she, I think we met Meredith last season too, where Meredith is like an aspiring dentist or something like that. And so I don't remember ever meeting Meredith. I think she's so cute and she also looks like she's 12 years old. She does.

She also looks, even though she looks like she's 12 years old, she looks infinitely more responsible than Maddie. She does not wear sunblock. I'll tell you that much. Meredith, take it from an old person. Sunblock is your friend, okay? You're sun damaging yourself and you're like, what do I care?

I'm never gonna get old, I'm 20, I'm a dentist. Take care of your fucking, look at me. I'm putting acid, I'm basically throwing acid in my own face to try and get rid of damage that I've been doing since I was your age. Do it, go get some sunblock, Meredith. So Meredith asks, um, if the, uh, if the beer garden has a specialty cocktail, which by the way, you're at a beer garden, I don't know if I'm ordering a

specialty cocktail at the beer garden, but you know, go off as they say. And the waitress is like, do you like raspberry? And she's, yeah, I really do. She's like, okay, I'm going to get you a specialty cocktail with raspberry. Do you have anything with lamb chops? Oh my God. Yes. I love a lamb chop. So they talk about school and she's like, so what are you doing in your school? Like, do you guys DJ there? She's like, no, I'm in dentistry school. So naturally we cut open bodies and that's a lot. So I can tell you this much.

We cut open a body and I say, I figured it out. He's dead. Okay, this one's dead. Much like my facial skin because I refuse to wear sunblock. Okay. Let me tell you who didn't wear sunblock. All of these dead people, lots of, lots of skin damage.

Did. Oh, was that dead person at DJ James Kennedy's show here in Charleston? Because guess what? I killed it. I killed it. I'll tell you who was there every living person. Yeah. DJ James Kennedy.

Now we both slayed, which is probably why you found a dead person in your dentist school. They overdid on the beats. They were like, our music was killing it beats per second. Okay. So Maddy is like, what is, what does a dead body have to do with teeth? And Meredith's like, um, I think we just have to learn about like the body and stuff before we get to the teeth or something. And then Maddy's like, yeah, me and my sister are like polar opposites. Like she's going

to become a dentist and I'm more like DJ party girl, you know, we're really close to growing up because she was like only 12 years old when I became sober. And she didn't really understand, you know, what happened in the family. So I spent a lot of time repairing bridges that I broke literally and figured I say Meredith is probably like, I do that. I'm literally in school to fix bridges. I don't know why I've always just wanted to fix bridges ever since I was a little girl. I don't know why I've always just wanted to fix bridges ever since I was a little girl. I love a good bridge, especially if it's made from lamb chops.

So, Matt is like, oh yeah, I had braces and you had braces. So, I think that fixed all of our family trauma, right? And they're, yeah, because they're talking like they're bonding like, look at what close sisters we are. So, like we both had braces and Meredith goes, I know, but did either one of us wear our retainers and they start cracking up. They're like, yes retainer rebellion. Yes. Oh my god. I love that we're a family that loves music. Remember last season that was Maddie's thing. She's like, my family, we all just love music. We just were like the partridge family. these things. She's like, my family, we all just love music. We just were like the parts of family.

My mom plays records. My dad plays tapes. I play iTunes. Looks like crazy. We're so talented. Meredith plays dead bodies. Sorry, it's been a little weird. Oh, my God. Speaking of not wearing your retainers,

the people at work are like nonstop attacking me. Isn't that like crazy? It's like really fucking shitty because these are people I once considered like my best friends and they keep on like talking shit behind my back, especially about my relationship, which I forced it on force on them for nine months at end. And now it seems like they're sick of it. That's so fucked up. Yeah, maybe we should like split them open and stare at their organs. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. Trevor seems great. I don't know why everybody would have a problem with Trevor. Was it because of that video of his dick getting bred? Brad just sent it to me.

Body by Brad. Yeah, I'm going to be a new client if it's, you know, in exchange, I'll do some, you know, pull some teeth. So, Matt is like, yeah, I freaked out on all of them. Like I said, fuck all y'all. And Brad said to my face that he's doing this to me because I said I saw him getting his dick sucked in an alley last year. Can you believe it? Oh yeah.

Well, let me tell you this. And she starts doing that thing where she like takes one finger and slapping her other fingers like while she counts on them. She's like, for one thing, Grace, two, Mikkel, three, fucking Trevor, all witnesses, so own your own shit.

I was like, oh my God, being honest to your fingers, you're a DJ, you need those fingers. I know. You need those delicate little things. Play buttons don't get pressed by themselves. So I also love the idea that there was like four people who walked out into the alley watching Brad get Felatio and he like didn't react or anything. He just still got a blow job and they're all just like four people just an audience there.

Yeah. I love it. I mean, I want to move to this town. It sounds like a good town. I'm just gonna say for blowjob tourism Sounds good. A lot of things happen in back alleys at bars in this town based on every story We've heard over the years from southern hospitality and southern charm lots of lots of alley work, which I appreciate So Maddie starts doing her finger snapping thing again where she's like one Brad ruined his rep I ruined his reputation. Wah two and we want my job three Will is cheating on Emmy so he's just hiding away in a cupboard four I'm about to go to Miami like five oh she invited everyone like six there's like people I have a bone to pick with I don't even know if I'm gonna go over there. Yeah it's just like so hard being Maddie when you're just a simple girl. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to feed her lamb chops.

Okay. And now I got to deal with all this shit. So then we, now it's time to start packing, packing for Miami. So Brad is packing, um, lots of bad patterns. Yeah. Really? Let me have the pattern work on the show is not great. It's not great.

It's like an ode to Florida. Everybody who packs is like just some terrible, I confusing thing. Then we go to graces and she's doing that thing where she sprays perfume and dance. You know, she's like, Grace Lilly does. So hi, Jack, I'm going to the club. Mom, I'm going to the club. Mom, bye, I'm going to the club. Pussy power, believing me, I believing me. No one believes in me like I believe in me.

Love you, mama. Oh, honey, I love that look. Don't be late for your job. God bless. I think Grace goes off. She's like, I'm single. I'm excited. My third eye doesn't have a pimple on it anymore.

And this year's been really tough for me, rough for me, but I'm over all that bullshit. Don't worry, mama, my shoes are in the car. I ain't gonna walk around barefoot. Promise, kissies. Rhyme, when you get there. I'm going to miss you. I'm just going to the club, mom. I know I still want a letter from Republic.

It'll be real nice. Oh, she tells herself because she is beauty. She is gray. She's unique and she's one of a kind. By her. By they're saying goodbye for so long when she's just going off to work. Her mom, like her twin, just standing there gone. Bye honey, wavy baby.

That's your tagline, I love him, you say it to your dad later. I love when the parent, like when you see the delusional child has been raised by such a delusional parent. I think that your parent, you know, no matter what I've gone through with my own parents, my mom's delusion was just always, it's still touching. It's embarrassing, but it's still so touching. Like I think back to sure there have been problems in my life with my parents, but all the things that they just tried

to convince themselves I was good at, that I just never was, but my mom really liked to brag to people about things that just weren't true. Like she would tell people, oh Ronnie, Ronnie is like a Suzuki child where he can just play any song he hears on the radio perfectly on the piano. Maybe like, okay, go for it. I'm like, where do you even get that?

She's so crazy. Like I would have to sit there and pretend I could play the songs. And then you like get people in this group delusion where they're like, that was great. It's not great. I never did anything. I never did anything to get that reputation. And she'll still say it to this day. Oh, thanks, delusion.

It filled me with such hope. I know that's that's sweet though That's actually very sweet. I think you know good parents do that, you know, like My dad will do that all the time. He'll be like he'll just sell strangers. He'll say You may not know this but Ben is a very good baseball player very good. I'm like, I am not I don't can't throw a ball Um, so I think it came from things I was fucking up because like in piano, I would never practice my piano, you know. And so I think my mom was just like, he doesn't have to because he's perfect. He already knows how to do it.

It's like those Suzuki kids. I don't know. But it's a Suzuki kid. I don't know what that is. Suzuki is a school. It's like a type of school where kids are so like they're so brilliant that they can just hear something and like whip out their violin and be like Wow. And play it perfectly inky and like they just, it's a training where it's not just based on written music, it's based on ear.

So it has nothing to do with Suzuki cars? No, although I did drive to LA in the Suzuki car, my little red Suzuki car. Okay, back to Southern hospitality. So Maddie is at the club and she's setting up her, her DJ stuff, cause she's gonna be DJing at Republic night. It's a huge gig and it's better for whatever reason, something's not working with it.

Like she hasn't plugged it in. She's like missing a plug or like a USB cable or something like that. She's like, it's not working. I don't know why it's not working. Joe, it's not working, Joe. Whoa. Joe. So in the back, Emmy, Joe, Brad and TJ are back there

and Brad's like, so, Emmy, you're working tonight? And Joe's like, yeah, I'm moving my filler in. She goes, yeah, I am your filler in. Yes, I've got this guys. Everyone's looking to me. I'm gonna do this. It's gonna be someone's birthday out there. And guess who's gonna sing happy birthday?

Me and my team. I'm gonna tell you that right fucking now, guys. She already has four girls marching behind her everywhere she goes. And Chris, the manager, the manager is like, don't mess up. I'll remember this day forever because I'll tell Leah CEO. And then she's going to lash me with her cat o nine tails. Yeah. That's my only complaint for this episode. No, Leah CEO. Then we get a shot of these girls, Eva and Julie, who works there.

And they look like two pairs of beef jerky with really bad blonde on their head. One of those, the girl from last week, who's just, we couldn't tell if she was 60 or 16. It was just like, Hey, I got you back. Hit me. I think that one's Julie, because I noticed her again. This is the third week in a row. She's made an appearance. Uh, like Julie, uh, Julie is like seared into my brain from the famous uniform debacle

when she walked in and she saw Emmy in pink and everyone else was in blue. And Julie just stared at her. It was like a zombie at the doorway, just a siding like hat, like hat when it was going to pounce for brains. And like that really is terrifying. She is terrifying. But she's now my favorite because she was doing it again. She was like in front of that sign in front of the group of people.

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So Emmy is saying, okay, I'm gonna do a rundown because that's what we do when we're in charge, right? But I should probably wait till Grace is here, right? Well, Grace is coming. And just like, uh, Maddie should be here too. Let me just go grab Maddie. And Emmy's all mad. She's like, oh my God, now we're gonna have to wait

for Maddie for this very important business meeting that I put off until Grace was gonna get here anyway. Really pissed. Yeah, like I want like, like, you know, being in manager, like I'm still like new to it and like I want that support, but all I can feel is like negativity coming from Maddie right now. So then Joe gets Maddie who's still like working

with her table, she's like so like flustered right now. And he's like, hey, Maddie. We need you in the back right now. Can you come to the back right now? Like I can't fix this turntable Joe. What? It's going on. This is a working Joe But we're doing like the lineup and like with Emmy so like cuz she's running thing that means running things tonight So you want to come aren't you running things Joe? You're the VIP manager, Joe, Joe. Hey, don't yell at me like that. That's not, I'm not.

He just can't figure this out. Like I'm playing it and there's no music coming out. Joe. Yeah. Well, come on. Like, listen, I'll give you Nanny's chicken Parmesan recipe after this. If you come with me to the lineup. Mm hmm.

So she tells us, hello, I'm the DJ. Can someone cut me a break? Oh, I mean, oh, right, right, right. You don't do anything. I'm the bitch who runs the bitch. Who are you? A relevant that too. Oh, relevant.

The bitch who runs the bitch. You can't get the electricity to work. You can't find the on button on your DJ stand. Okay. Are you going to call the fire marshal for that? Yeah, I will because I know what to do if someone breaks their leg. I know what to do when someone breaks their leg Okay, does any know what to do when someone breaks your leg? No, I don't think so There are three very important numbers that she doesn't even know about

Now excuse me this Fisher price my first DJ is not going to turn himself on by itself. So now it's team meeting. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah. And that means leading it. She goes, well, like always, we have a phenomenal team. And Oshina's saying like, oh, I had no idea how much heat is on in the group. Like the Madi and Brat thing. You couldn't you couldn't use scissors on that rope

if you know what I'm saying. Hashtag the milkman. So did you notice that O'Sheen, have you noticed, I didn't notice it until this episode. O'Sheen has Trevor's face. He just has like hair and long hair. He has the exact same face as Trevor and you can really see it in the confessionals.

Take a look next time. I can, I can totally see that. I predict that Maddie's going to hook up with him now because he looks just like Trevor. I can totally see that. He, yeah. Well, he's able to like, um, yeah, he was able to get over the hump that Trevor can't because Trevor still just sort of looks like a, like a child and he's like trying to grow that facial hair but Oshin was able to grow his hair out. I guess, yeah. So it's like Trevor but a

hundred percent rapier. Am I right? I'm a bit more dairy. So yeah, with more lactose. Trevor with more assault and lactose So then great grace comes running it becomes like into the meeting like hey Yeah, she's posing And they're all cheering for her It's like the neighbor on a sitcom walking in the audience claps But the audience is the rest of the cast of the sitcom. Like, oh my God.

Grace actually came to work today and she's like, Hey, everyone, I didn't come in to play. I came in to slay. She is power. She is woman. She is soda gun. She's vagina sparkles. So Chris is like, okay, everyone is vaginas, sparkles. So Chris is like, okay everyone, we have a big night, okay? We have DJ Maddie Rees performing for us.

So we've got all hands on deck. And Emmy's like, oh yeah, and Eva and I, we plan on setting up extra tables cause we've already been selling them. So yeah, gonna set up extra tables. And Chris is like, love that initiative, setting up an extra table. And Maddie's, love that initiative, setting up an extra table. And Matt is like, uh, who sets up an extra table when people could

be breaking their legs? Obviously, this girl does not understand how much extra space saving, putting up extra tables can cause when there's a fire in the restaurant, and people are trying to run away, but whatever, you know what, I run this bitch. So. Yeah. I'm going to go check up on my DJ equipment, which hopefully has turned itself on by now. So she storms out and they're like, okay, well, the meeting's over. Well, I'm glad you left. You could have just waited. It was already over.

So, um, yeah, uh, oh, she tells Grace that it's been like drama city and everything and she's like, oh no. So then she goes up to Maddie and she's like, are you excited? You're getting to play music and the same place that you normally just walk around with sodas and stuff. Are you excited about that? Seems like I missed a lot.

Hey, Amy's trying to take your job, huh? Yeah. And Maddie's like, yeah, well, she's just covering Walleye DJ, but it's like Shady is fuck. I'm telling you, the whole group with Will, Finger Emmy, Finger TJ, Finger Brad, Finger, they can go fuck themselves with their fingers. I don't think that they even know whose kingdom they're in right now, but let me give you a hint. It's my kingdom. Yeah. And by kingdom, I mean a smallish club in Charleston.

Yeah. That's just periods, period. The only shock here is I'm not putting a T at the end of it, but period. You gotta let him know, girl. You got to let him know who's boss. I am with these sick beats as soon as I could turn on my CD player. So then Grace is now, now the night's starting. Maddie is like DJing and everything the crowds are in.

And we see some classic Grace Lilly, um, VIP sales, uh, techniques at play outside. She's just basically waving like a flashlight around going, Hey, coming here. Y'all can be VIP. You want to be VIP? Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs.

Peanut. Two hot peanuts. Very, very exclusive club this. You want to be a VIP? You want to be happy? Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in.

Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in.

Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. and dancing around DJing. And so Brad comes up to Emmy and he's like, so how is everything for you?

She's like, I just want this to be like a positive environment, Brad, you know? But like, Maddie encourages toxicity. Honey, did you see that whole thing where she like couldn't find electricity to work? Like, what am I supposed to do with that? Yeah, at the end of the day, they're like, that is like a friendship

that I used to like really love and cherish and like at the end of the day, I need her to be amicable for me specifically at the end of the day, which is also night, which is like right now. So then they're really into at the end of the day today on this show. I mean, that's always a big part of these shows. But I mean, today it's every other sentence is like at the end of the day. I mean, it is a show about nightlife. So I sort of get it. So Emmy is, Emmy goes up to Maddie with like a water bottle and she's like,

Hey, um, I just wanted to bring you some water because I didn't know if you needed anything. I didn't know if you're like rampant, irresponsibility was leaving you parched. So, uh, here's some water. And, you know, if you want to talk, I would really love to talk because like, I don't want to have this animosity. And Maddie's like, Oh, okay. Thanks. But I don't want to have this animosity. And Manny's like, oh, okay, thanks. But I don't want, you know, maybe not right now, because like, I mean,

basically I'm in the middle of surgery, as you can see. You know, I mean, it was like, yeah, you idiot. I wasn't in mean right now. I'm working too. I'm doing all the things that you don't do on your job. Yeah. She's like, yeah, like later. Okay.

Well, enjoy the water. Enjoy the water? I run this bitch. God. And then Maddie blows like a, to the camera. I don't, I've never seen that, but she's like, suck my asshole bitch. Ew, she just brought me a complimentary water

that this club would normally sell for $9. Gross, suck my asshole. So I brought that girl in, I gave her a job. I mean, it feels like betrayal from someone that I thought was my friend. Maddie, you are not the manager and you are not the star. You're like second, second understudy. And this is when I'm DJing. That's when she decides to do this.

When I'm doing my art and killing it like DJ James Kennedy, like now, now is when she does it. By the way, this club has like 45 different managers. I don't know why Maddie is threatened in the least. Yeah, well, you know, I'm glad she is. So it's now 1.33 in the morning and Emmy, and they're like, hey, Emmy, you wanna go get some pizza? She's like, oh, I'm glad she is. So it's now 1 33 in the morning and Emmy, they're like, Hey, Emmy, you want to go get some pizza? She's like, Oh, I'm the manager.

So I'm going to be like staying here. I have like things to talk about. You may remember that extra table I had to set up. Yeah. Well, now I've got to clean it. So good luck having your pizza. Well, I slave away on the extra table. So some of the boys go to pizza at Osh Oshin and, um, Chris and Brad.

I mean, I don't know who goes Oshin goes with somebody out Brad, right? So they go to get pizza and they just, their pizza ordering. I mean, who ordered Buffalo chicken is one. And then Hawaiian is the other. So not, not planning to make out with anybody. Huh? They were basically eating focaccia bread with cheese on it. Did you see that?

I mean, that was some doughy, doughy pizza. I'm not someone who's super like, it has to be the thinnest pizza across of all time. But like this was, this was ridiculous. This looked like terrible pizza. Yeah, it didn't look good. You know how when they go on Southern Trump, they try and make everywhere look super glamorous and cute?

Not this show. This show's like, welcome to shit pizza. Yeah. Where everybody goes. Well, they're broke. So she's like, huh, Maddie got Maddie got Emmy fired up in there. And was like, well, I don't know. I feel like Maddie loss are cool in a way.

Oh yeah. I've never seen her lose her shit like that ever before. Williams, like, yeah, well, it became like we were attacking her. Like I think our spiciness is like we're confirming. Like she's, she's just mad because we're like confirming our worst fears about Trevor. But like she pointed out an important thing guys that we should all think about. And let me just say as a lawyer, our friendships are broken.

And Oshin's like, this is why I want us all to go to Miami. Bask in the fruits of our labor. I was like, that makes no sense. Fine. Saying your friendships are broken and he's like, oh, that's why I want to go so we can bask in our fruits of our labor. I was like, the fruits of your labor have been terrible friendships. Oh, yeah.

I don't think you bask in fruit generally, but you know, who knows. So now Grace is at home reading a book. I'm just like, oh my God, I think I left it that often the part that's about self love. You've got enough self love, okay? Open the part that's about math. Fun.

And then Emmy's making her bed, of course. That's part that's about math. And then Emmy's making her bed, of course. That's like her new kink. And then Oshin is working out in the leopard bikini bottoms. And then he like slaps his dick, getting, getting, getting ready for some content, I guess. Yeah. Mia works from home and she gets a call from Troy. And we're trying, they're trying to convince us to give a shit about this, but I don't know, some lady who works at home

and likes a hot guy that doesn't live in town, not really sure why I'm supposed to be interested, but she takes a break and talks to him. She's like, you know, it'd be great to see you, but I have to go out with my friends. He's like, that sucks. She's like, yeah. Pretty much. Yeah, I've got to go on a trip to out with my friends. He's like, that sucks. She's like, yeah. Pretty much.

Yeah, I've got to go on a trip to Miami with my friends, which means I'm not only gonna be missing you, but I'm also gonna be missing my very large curved monitor. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself. That's like the only thing they show of her. By the way, they just always show her in front of that monitor, typing away. We're kind of in an office, guys a, yeah, I work from home.

So, uh, Brad and Mikhail go to lunch and talk about Miami and Mikhail's like, you always tell me about it. Cause I think the environment in Miami is like, it's just not right for me. You know what I mean? Cause like right now I'm not drinking. So off some water. Thank you. Wow.

I mean, really came out of nowhere without a water bottle. So he's like, so are you in Lucia? Are you going to share a room? Cause like Miami's full of possibilities. So you all have fun. I'll be on the phone call away. Everyone can't wait for Brad and Lucia to hook up, right? Right, right?

Yeah. And Brad's like, so do you think that me and Maddie can ever get along? And the guy's like, no, I mean, she's like, viewing the group as like, going for her or so. And he goes, well, I'm sick of defending myself and saying I didn't get my dick sucked in that alley. And Mikkel's like, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And that's all you can say for the life of the poor.

If you got your dick sucked in behind the fucking alley, so let it be like, you know, were you in an alleyway with a girl? Yes. But like, did I see you get your dick sucked? No, because I don't know what your dick looks like. And I would have known if you got your dick sucked. Cause I just saw you in the alley. But I don't know.

And then Brandon, he's like, Brandon, this is like, wait, did he just say what I think he said? Cause Brad's really bad at doing the lines that producers give him. They're like, okay, Brad, we're going to need you to set this up. Can you just say, did he just say what I think he said, because Brad's really bad at doing the lines that producers give him. They're like, okay, Brad, we're going to need you to set this up. Can you just say, did he just say what I think he said? Okay. Did he just say what I think he said? I'm like, Brad, you gotta do this a little bit better.

Yeah, the acting's not that great on here. And then it rewound. And in fact, Mikhail did say, did I see your dick suck? No. Did I know you? Did I see anything? No. And he's like, so wait a minute,

Maddie lied about me and then we see a clip of her finger. But first of all, it was like this person, that person and that person. We all saw him getting his dick sucked. I appreciate you. The only thing she's trying to hold, the only thing is that she's trying to hold against me. And because like, I know, I never believed it.

No, I just went along with it because it was like, this is my friend. And I was like, I'm gonna back, I'm gonna back. And Brad's like, I get it. I think I get it, but I can't quite understand you. He's like, look, I didn't want to confirm or deny. Like no response to the response. I should, that's what I should as hell, I just had something.

I don't know. So now this scene obviously is set up for Brad to like look all innocent or whatever now. Now he has somebody on camera saying that they lied for Maddie, but what happened between Maddie and McKell for this big change to happen? That's weird. They just suddenly all decided to get McKell.

McKell on their side and he came over. Maybe McKell, what happened? Maybe McKell is feeling like he's going to bat really hard for Maddie Reese. And then he saw the video of Trevor and the girl grabbing Trevor's dick. And he's like, why am I going to bat so hard for her? And so then he's like-

Yeah. And also like- Probably because he showed, I'm sorry, but last week he said, Maddie, Trevor didn't cheat on you. I talked to Trevor, the girl was making out with Trevor's girlfriend or Trevor's friend, not Trevor. And she's like, oh my God, see? So she believed everything that Minkal said

to get back with Trevor. So why is he jumping all of a sudden on the other side? So I like your theory. Also, like, let's be honest, Maddie probably hasn't returned his call in like a week because Maddie's the sort of person she gets back with her boyfriend. She doesn't need her friends anymore. So she disappears and he's like, fuck this bitch.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, I like both your theories. So then, uh, it's packing for Miami and Will is packing a duffel. And Emmy, of course, it's like, why are you packing a bag that's not rolly, you idiot? Emmy, all she wants is to make her bed, have a clean apartment, and have logical bag of choices to go to Miami. That's all she wants and to be the wife of a lawyer.

And Will just can't quite seem to execute on any of these fronts. Well, who wants to go with, who wants to be with somebody who takes a duffel instead of a roly? I mean, that's just stupid. It doesn't make sense. And I'm telling you, if they're doing that,

especially they're cheating on you. Okay, that's basically what I'm saying. He's trying to show off his biceps and have his arm behind his head, carrying it like, you know, when you carry it like that and show off his arms, he's clearly cheating on you. This is also someone who has grown up around a regional airport and just doesn't understand how big airports can be. Now, I don't remember the Charleston airport very well, but I do know that it's much smaller than the Miami airport. You're going to have to carry that double bag a long way over floors that have little seashells in them. Okay, you're going to lose your mind.

This is the terrible idea. And also one of your arms is like, is like essentially broken. Just because you got to add the slings does not mean it's okay. And an Emmy is like losing your mind because she's like, I've had to spend three months wiping this kid's ass because of his hand and his arm in a sling and the moment his arm gets out he wants to do throw it in harm's way immediately. Like I felt bad for Emmy at that moment. Yeah. Well, hope it's worth it.

So Oshin is still in the same leopard, budgie smugglers, which I'm glad he changed later in the episode, because every time we see him for like three weeks, he's in those same things, like change, do you have anything else? Change, please. Yeah, and TJ is trying on his own budgie smugglers. He's like, are these too small?

Do they? Do you think I could vacuum in them? Do they? Do you think I could vacuum in them? So then Lucia is talking on FaceTime to Amy and she's talking about hooking up with Brad and she's like, I'm a mom. So like I can't just like have somebody in here all the time but I can have like a little temporary base situation

on the trip, party. I feel like this show has been trying to make Lucia happen for a while now and I'm starting to think Lucia is just not gonna happen. She seems nice. I wanna like love Lucia every time she comes on screen. I mean, I like her. I think it's just hard at this point

to have half the show taking place at work when some of the people don't work there. They need to rehire them back at the work so there can actually be storylines. But I definitely think this Brad and Lucia thing seems to be kind of put on. I don't like sense a ton of chemistry there. Even when they're making out, I'm like, eh. No. But they both are also kind of like very boring people. So it's like, hey, let's watch two boring people flirt. So I guess you could say that for this whole cast mostly. Come on, here comes one right now.

So Emmy is like, she's saying like, you know what? with like Maddie, there's like a lot of unspoken bitterness, which I like that. Normally there's like unspoken tension, but that there's unspoken, like the bitterness is there, but we're not going to, she's like, and I think I'm going to say something about that unspoken bitterness on this trip. Guys, there's bitterness. Finally let it out. It's been spoken of.

I spoke it. I spoke it. They go to the airport. Oshin shows up. He hasn't slept because he partied too hard with Joe Bradley. And then we see a clip of him drinking out of a shoe, which is just, Oshin's disgusting. Okay.

I mean, I think especially after this episode, we can just all agree that this guy's a total skeeve. Get him the fuck off of TV. Okay, get him off. He's come like some charisma and charm and stuff, but this whole like, first it was grabbing Charlie's butt on Van der Pumperwools, then it was grabbing Emmy's butt on this show. I can't believe he got away with that shit. And now this episode, bye. Wait, Oshin grabbed Charlie's butt? You haven't heard that? And I guess I haven't brought it up because I keep wanting to go back and watch that episode of

Vanderpump rules to prove that it's him because I'm not sure if this is an internet rumor or what but I'm never watching that episode again. Okay, but apparently you remember the episode where it was a pool party Arianna and Tom's house and all of what's his, his rugby friends were there and one of them was like touching Charlie and she got pissed off at Sheena because Sheena didn't stick up for her? Apparently that was Oshin. No way. Yeah. But I thought that was the wrong Australian guys.

Okay. Well, I will. Well, he's a rugby guy. He's just from, you know, not from there, but. I mean, I will do some investigative work. And I'm going to take a look at it. No impulse screenshots. Like how to no impulse screenshots.

Um, Vanderpump rule. I'm putting Oceane Vanderpump rules. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Oceane, Oceane grabbing, testing women. Uh, trigger warning wanted to trigger Vanderpump rule. Oh, I don't know. Go ahead, go ahead. Keep talking.

Well, yeah, I'm excited. Well, I see if there's something on Reddit. Why does everyone let this off? This guy is gross. Charlie makes it clear. Okay, I'm looking at the video right now. Is that Oshin? Okay, I'm looking.

It could be the person's in the, oh, you know what? I'm watching it. I'm watching it. Hold on I need to get a better angle. It's very close. It's very close Oh my goodness turn around turn around get a get a shot of him from the front. Oh my god Why do they only have a shot of him in the back? Come on producers Right and people are saying in this thread that they can't tell if it's him or not

But it looks like him so much of the other tat is some kind of band going all the way around. Just must have got it later. Well, it's got to be him then, right? They're like matching up the tattoos. I'm saying it's based on honestly, I'm saying it's him. I think it's him to be honest. So there you go. One shot.

I think it looks a whole lot like him. So honest. So there you go. I think it looks a whole lot like him. So yeah. So there you go. But even if he didn't, I mean already Emmy's ass, just on this show alone, it's like grabbing Emmy's ass and then acting like people are crazy for calling him on it. And then in this episode, he's just skeevy. Get rid of him. And he doesn't episode, he's just skeevy. Get rid of him. And he doesn't change his budgie smugness out.

Get out of here with your stinky crayon balls. Yeah, yeah. And he wastes milk. So yeah, they are taking shots of the airport and everything and Brad's telling us, he's like, I want the group to know the truth. I don't even know what I want to do with this conversation with Michael, cause at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing.

Huh. I did it. And I know she's going to deny everything. So then grace is like, I'm using this trip to reconnect with my fun free feminine divine wavy baby self. We're riding all the waves. I'm gonna get on that plane. I'm gonna ride it on waves and rainbows and pussy flowers. So now we're in Miami and Grace is like, wait, where's my phone? Did I fall off my rainbow and push the flower fly? No, no, it's like it's in your hand.

Oh, sorry. It's like a gravy. Oh, so now they're in the van and Grace Silly's like, you see it when was the last time you got some dicks up in you. And she's like, oh, it's been a couple of months. And they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna fix that one girl. So Lucille is like, I concur.

So Bill's like, yeah, you're gonna find love. And Maddie says, this is no place to find love. You know where you find love? On a rickshaw going through a lamb chop market. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They get to the hotel. The dream hotel, which, um, yikes.

So, so... It's so funny, because they try and do the Bravo thing where they walk into the room. It's like, oh, my God, look at these glamorous rooms. But it's like a holiday inn, you know, with the paint job. Those places are not known for being was like, oh my God, look at these glamorous rooms. But it's like a holiday in, you know, with the with the paint job. Those places are not known for being like the lap of luxury. It's always like, look at the cute way they made this closet into a hotel room. Yeah. We stayed at the dream.

One of the dreams, I think I've never stayed at the dream. You have? I think you remember. I don't have any dreams. I don't have. My dreams are all dead. I never got to enjoy the dream. So there's going to be a big volleyball game later that Oshin is planning for the group. And so everyone goes to their rooms.

Joe and Oshin are going to have to share a bed. And he's like, wait a minute, this isn't even a queen. What the hell? And he's like, sorry, brother. Joe's like, oh man, I'm so upset that I have to share a bed with Oshin. I'm so, so upset. My hero.

It's like most people, who wants to wake up naked next to their heroes. I'm alright Hey, what happened to that girl from last year? She came in like midway through she was blonde and like she was hot and She had a boyfriend who worked in finance and then like she'd like she came in She was sort of like a bombshell and she stirred everything up and then we never saw her again Was her name like Reagan or something like that? Oh yeah. What happened to her? She was like part of like one of the, one of the dramas that happened.

I forget, but she's like, they brought her in mid season and she was great. And then they just got rid of her. Oh yeah. That's weird. I don't know what happened. She was dating someone who had dated someone on Southern charm, right? Wasn't that her thing? Something like that.

But like, like Maddie didn't like her, I think, for some reason. There was some issue with her. I forget. But she played like a role. I don't know. She's sort of like, she was at like the Sally level this season. And speaking of which, where's Sally? Did she not get invited on this trip? A nope. She fucked it up when she made out with Gowstone right before she came and hooked up with Joe over chicken parmesan, over nanny's chicken parmesan to be specific. Perhaps Sally, you missed out on a trip to Miami. You really played it all.

Sally. Yes. Sally. Yeah, Sally fucked that one up. This Sally wrote a little too much, Marat. Stupid. So Brad and TJ are sharing a room, and TJ walks directly to the back room

because they have like kind of a back room, like a little living room and then a bedroom. And he walks back to anything. Oh my God, the perfect place to whip out my vacuum. And Brad's like, nope, I'm getting that because I'm gonna fuck Lucia back here later. Like, okay, well, yay, yay me. Yay me, just TJ, just alone in a bed in the front part of the suite. Love it.

So, um, Oshin is in his white budgies and he's like, huh, and you check put out some more content Joe, will you take photos of me? Joe's like, me? Oh yeah. Oh God, I'm so embarrassed right now. Yeah, do another shot like that. Oshin. Yeah, this is so embarrassing. Oh, so she just starts doing sexy shots in his little white budgie smuggler. And he's like, all right, come on, let's get into it. He's like, okay, okay, I've had enough. I've had enough.

He's like, come on over here, yank, live in here, sticky yank, leave him. She's like, no, I'm good, I'm good, bro. Okay. So now, T.J. puts lotion on Brad. He's like, you're a little ashy down there. Brad's like, okay, thanks. And then he's like, God, Maddie has it out for me.

Like she's gotten madder at me than she has at the boyfriend who cheated on her multiple times. God. What do you, you're the one who has it out for Maddie. Now I don't blame you, that is revenge. She did interrupt your extremely long-term and serious relationship with that person after saying that you got your dick sucked in the alley.

That person. That was her name. That person. That person. I remember her name. So TJ is like, I don't know, what do you think it is? And he's like, I think she's embarrassed and she just wants to deflect

because her boyfriend's cheating on her. How is she trying to deflect? Everybody knows that Trevor's a cheater. I don't know. Team Maddie, team Maddie. So Grace and Maddie are hanging out and Maddie's like, she's like, oh my God, I need to text Trevor.

Grace is like, well, what do you think of? What does he think of you being in Miami? Is he threatened by the ped by the, by the, the, by the petty cabs they got down here? God, I hope he's okay. You know what they call petty cabs down here, don't you? Cars. Where's my phone?

Oh, here it is. It's in my hands too. Mattie's like, oh, he's like so supportive of me being here in Miami. Like he's like really going out of his way to like make things better. And then we cut to him giving her a box and she opens and it's like little plastic feeds. I was like, oh my God, just what I wanted. He's like, yeah, I want to Claire's for this.

Thank you so much. It's like a hope one day you take off this bracelet and throw it in the ocean and it gets stuck around a dolphin's fucking smout. Dick. Drowns it. My thing is that like, I don't want the group to know about my business.

What is it, wait, what does she not want the group to know about like, what does the group not know? Anything about Trevor. I don't want them to know I got back with Trevor and then he gave me a plastic bracelet cause that's like our private bracelet and that's like private to us and special. Yeah, I think she's trying to keep it private

that she's back with Trevor. And she's like, I mean, if Oshin didn't book me this gig here in Miami cause he did, which we didn't mention in this recap, but he totally did. I wouldn't even be here because like girl is here to work. Okay. Like I'm not here for like reindeer games. I'm like here because bitch owns Miami.

Got it? Yeah. Okay. I need to show Miami what I've got. So to that end, watch out, Cretan Barrel. I'm coming for you. Third floor right by the sofas. Don't let him affect you.

Don't even let him ask you. Just be like, none of your fucking business, period, period. Period. So now Joe and Oshin are talking and Oshin's like, oh man, your mom's a milf. He's like, bro, bro, just saying, milf, I love you, bro. But you cannot say that about my mom, that my mom's a milf. He's like, bro, bro, just saying milf. I love you, bro. But you cannot say that about my mom, that my mom was a milf. Okay.

And by the way, that also goes for Nanny. Nanny is not a milf either. Okay. So stop it. I mean, give you a, we give you a swirly. She's a dead pee. A dead person. I'd like to fuck.

Fuck her real good. She's dead, right? Mami. Bro. Bro, that's like too, that's dead, right? Manny? Bro. Bro, that's like too, that's too, that's like that's too soon, bro. That's the only thing I got, bro. Um, back in Maddie and Grace's, Grace,

or Maddie goes into the bathroom and Grace's like, Hey, wait a minute, shut the door, I still got shit in my coochie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hold on. Sorry, sorry, I got distracted. I was preparing for my set at the Burlington Coat Factor of Miami. I own this city. I don't know.

Now they're meeting in the lobby because they're going to go play some volleyball. And Oceane's like, I've played rugby. I just want to start with some team spirit. So they go play and they're picking teams and stuff. And Joe and Oceane are going to play against each other. So they go play and they're picking teams and stuff. And Joe and Oceane are gonna play against each other. So they get to pick their teams. Yeah.

So Mia tells us that she plays in a league and she's like very competitive when it comes to volleyball. She takes volleyball very seriously like Ariana and sketch comedy. And Joe's like, I'm going to pick people who can win. And Oshin is just like picking like the hottest girls here. Surprised he didn't pick my mom. Oh my God, I can't believe I saw that.

So they start playing and Oshin just keeps face planting into the dirt. He's terrible because he's already shitfaced. Yeah. He's running face first into the net and it's embarrassing. And Mia is serious because she's like professional and she's like this guy's not a natural athlete. I mean he sucks. Oh, Oshin you're so bad at this. I mean he's like what the fuck? Hey you didn't do shit girl. What are you just fixing your face the whole time back there woman? I mean come on now fix it up look at

ya. Oshin go over there, you're annoying me. You're annoying me more than the woman who ate my burrito at the office. And Oshin is like, oh, come on Mia, don't be a bitch to me, I swear. I'm angry, there you go, shut up, shut up, you non-working-out-Republic slag. And so he's flipping her off and Lucy is like,

what the hell happened? And Joe's just like, just kissing me a cup, guys. He's like, you got a problem with me then. And he goes up like, it looks like he's going to start fighting her. And she's like, chill out, dude. And Joe's like, wait bro, are you squaring up with me? Oh, I'm not squaring up with me.

And, and she's like, you don't even work at Republic. So go home. And Joe's like, you can't talk to a girl that way. That's like not cool, oh, Shane. You can't do that. Then got no job to there. Then got no jobs, girl. Oh, Shane is like so drunk right now,

like the wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead, which I don't know how that relates to being drunk, but like there's like a dead hamster in his head. He definitely needs to get some sakes, some Palo Alto, some water, and a bit for his kids. So Brad, like Brad and Joe like take O'Sheen off to the side to let him cool down and be like, yo, stop. And Brad's like, you can't talk to her that way, bro.

And then she's like, huh, but you and I are athletes. You know that? I'm gonna work with it. You know what? I'll just work with it. I'll work with it. And they're like, yeah, chill out. Chill out.

I was like, I'm gonna chill out. I'll be a very chill, very chill Oshin. Chill Oshin. The milk man is chill. Chilled milk. So they come back and they're like, okay, let's just let this go. Oh, well, Oshin does. He's like, let's not talk about it okay, let's just let this go. Oh, well, oh, she does.

He's like, let's not talk about it. We're just going to let it go. And they're like, uh, no. And he says, apologize to the ladies. Like, I'm not apologizing. If you want to swap teams, I'll do that, but I'm not going to fucking apologize to that. I think he says the C word on this one. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Wow. He was definitely like still hot under the collar for this stupid moment. I think he called her a C word because it did not look like the B word. Okay. That one that one's easier to read. This guy's a pig. I can't even believe they let him stay here. They should have sent his ass home home. Wow. So Emmy is like, oh, sheen zero stars for the milkman. And he was like, we're just playing a friendly game. You know, he tries to play this whole like tough thing, but he's fragile.

If he was a pro athlete, like how can he not take smack talk? He's a pussy. I'm like, I'm like, what part of this guy who like, who's on only fans and walked around smacking people's asses makes you think that he is not fragile? Like this is the textbook definition of male fragility right here. and walks around smacking people's asses makes you think that he is not fragile. Like this is the textbook definition of male fragility right here.

Well, let's go Mia, your life is gonna be over there. It's gonna be better over there. Go ahead, switch teams. Now like, dude, what's wrong with you? He's like, I don't care, I'm ignoring all of ya. See that world where I'm ignoring ya, this is it right now. By the way, Grace Lilly is wearing a yin-yang bikini Did not notice that. I should his hilarious

This man is like inebriated and he's looks like a child wearing a diaper like he's literally Captain underpants. Why he just got maddied. So then He goes to like Pat Lucia probably on her butt. I don't know. I'm assuming like on her back or something It's like don't touch me. I go with my girls and he's like oh now you too Oh, you guys got a lot in common. Don't you she's oh really like what he goes? Yeah ain't got enough job So then everyone's like everyone's like or she and you got to shut the fuck up. And I mean, it's like, don't come for Lucio. I will come for you. We white speed a bitch.

Will go slap him. Shut the fuck up. Or are you going to say? I said, Will, go slap him. Yeah. I was like, oh, I count. I'm going to be a lawyer. So I count because like I hit the ball

and it turns out it really hurt my arms. I'm sitting off to the side. So then Maddy's like, go home. I'm sitting off to the side. So then, um, Maddie's like, go home. You need to go to the hotel. So he stomps off like a child. And then, um, the group watching him go, and then they turn around and Maddie and Grace are taking each other's picture on the beach. Yeah.

Everyone's like rattled by Oshin's behavior and really upset. And then these two jokers are just like, like, how you another selfie? Can you do one of me? Make sure you get my couch in it. I just washed it. It was like, nothing happened in their world. And Grace like, I'm in Miami, bitch. So Maddie goes back to the hotel

and sees Oshin just sitting outside. She's like, you're a mask, go get a nap. I've got a gig tomorrow. I own this city, bitch. Yeah. Um, so then let's see, Lucia, it's her turn to get her butt shot in the shower this week. So that's, you know, that's fine.

It's, it's, it's her spin on the wheel. So now they go to bar noche and, um, there, there's an empty seat and Bradley's like, oh, or Brad's like, is that supposed to be a sheen in that seat? And just like, yeah, he's passed out. I hope he wakes up tomorrow, remorseful. I mean, we could all move past it, right? I mean, I don't know that I'm going to be able

to move past him, railing my nanny, which he was talking about in his sleep. But, you know, we all have bad days and I just don't think it's like time to like to write him back just to write him off just yet. So Mia is like, well, I do have a beef with him and I will until I get a real apology by that low life sucky volleyball player. And Matt is like, well, you and I both deserve one.

And I think you'll get one. But like, it's weird because he's like the host of our trip. And he's like, not even here. Like if he doesn't even show up to my gig at Barnes and Noble tomorrow, I'm going to be furious. And so then Will's like, we don't need him. I'm a lawyer. So they decide they're going to party really hard to show how much they don't need Oshheen, and they do. The rest is like, montage party, party,

taking shots out of each other's butt cracks. And then they run to another club. They run through the streets to another club, and Emmy immediately gets down on the floor and does a headstand on the floor while people cheer. And congrats. You now smell like fucking random Miami bar floor. and on the floor while people cheer and congrats. You know, it's like,

you're on fucking random Miami bar floor. So. The weirdest part was that after she did the headstand, she then went and started waiting on the table. She's like, I just want to help out. I just need to help out. I need to prove that I'm worth it. So like, Ma'am, could you please stop drawing on the wall?

She's like, it's a sign. Somebody's birthday and we're gonna fucking celebrate it. Well, all the waitresses here are wearing blue and I'm wearing red. This cannot be fucking happening again. It's like, you don't work here. I need to do it though. I need to be in dress code.

Now we get to Brad and Lucie a scene we've all been waiting for. With her like, you're hot. And they're like, you're hot. But I like that color on you, but you already knew that. Yeah, thanks for the confirmation that I'm hot. Yeah, you are.

This was painful, because this entire time there'd been, you know, the talk has been like, man, it's been like two weeks and we haven't even kissed yet. And now we find out Lucia's sitting here saying, I don't make the first move, I've been waiting for him. So now we see him at play and he's like, she is like draped on him and she keeps coming in to be like, okay, you can kiss me now.

And he's like, hey, what are you up to? Or something like that. She's like, I don't know. My lips sure dry. I wish they could be moisturized. Well here, let me give you some of this. Chapstick. Oh, thanks. I wish they could be moisturized. Well here, let me give you some of this. Chapstick, oh, thanks.

You know, it's like how many times I was like, come on, just kiss her already. Yeah, and he's like, I wanna explore more, we're at the Dream Hotel. That's dream. I'm thirsty for you. I can show you better than I can tell you. It's like, oh, he's going to kiss her, and then he hugs her. Like, that's not showing her.

Come on, dude, finish this off. No, she's like, OK, so let's make out then, because he said the thing about dreams. So then he goes, OK, we're going to take a picture of our first kiss. So then he starts taking a selfie video of them making out. I mean, if that's not Newcaste, remember on Bravo, I don't know what it is. Like, we're going to make out for the first kiss. So then he starts taking a selfie video of them making out. I mean, if that's not new cast, remember on Bravo, I don't know what it is. Like, we're going to make out for the first time. Let's make sure we get it on Snap. Yeah, this was, oh, basically he has no game.

She, she was just like, oh my God, just fucking kiss me already. Jesus. You know, so it's the next day and Oshina's hung over and the music is very serious. It's very serious because he's waking up and he's like remembering how he was out of control during volleyball yesterday. Yeah and he gets out of bed and he was naked. Poor Joe Bradley. Probably just like, I mean, or Lucky, who knows? Who knows how he looks at it, but Oh, she is so disgusting. Cause you know, he was stinky and all barfy and like, you know, he's just crusty and boogery and naked next to you in a full size bed. Oh, there were probably a lot of farts.

So he's brushing his teeth. He's like, he's having like Vietnam flashbacks to like missing the volleyball and everything. And so really, it really is like full metal buddy smuggler buddy. It was a bad one. It was a bad one. He's like, oh, I can take my anger out on people and it depends on how you rub me or

how I rub you. If I get, I'm so lucky and I don't intentionally, I don't intend to be that way. But you know, the thing is I'm super nice until I'm not, you know? I'm like, that's usually the way most people are. If you're not... Well, yeah, you're nice until you're not. But also, you're not nice is calling people presumably the C word. Not sure if that's accurate.

Yelling at women and kind of assaulting people. So I don't think you're kind of like, oh, I'm just kind of a bad guy sometimes. That's not really. Well, it also, that's not a very contrite thing to say. Like, well, I'm a nice guy until I'm not. It should be like, oh, I'm so mortified because, you know, I got drunk and my demons come out or something like that. It wasn't that. It's like, well, I'm nice until I'm not. So meaning that like, I don't have to change. This is just who I am. And you have to deal with it. It depends on how you rub me. I mean, not good. It's like, yeah. And so then he knocked on Mia's door and like she opens the door and his hand

is like up on the door frame, which is also a little unsettling. And then like trying to be all sexy. He's like, Hey, hey there. Hey there, baby. She's like, uh. Yeah, but it's kind of an aggressive stance, you know. So yeah. Then it's like to be continued. I was like, oh, I don't know if this was a to be continue where the cliffhanger, because you know, she's just going to be like, oh, you were drunk. It's fine. Yeah. You know, some of the stuff on the show, on these shows, I think they just need to start being like,

bye, you're out. Like, you can't act like that on these shows. You need to go. I mean, you've read that whole lawsuit with Brandy and Caroline, which we'll talk about on the next crappy hour next week, but they came out with the stuff that Caroline's lawsuit says against Brandy,

and it's bad. It is bad, bad stuff. And it's, you guys have got to start taking care of this stuff sooner. I mean, Brandy's like been in trouble for that shit multiple times now. And they just keep hiring her back, you know, and it's kind of the same thing with this, like how much are you going to let this one person get away with until your whole show is fucking shut down because as asked as something stupid, you know,

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