Watch What Crappens - #2311 RHOBH Part Two: Paella-ing Respects

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

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So, uh, so sudden now goes to dinner. She knocks on, she knocks on our cells door using Merse's box and then she's like, Oh God, not Merse to knock on the door. God, terrible. And then, uh, Eric is still going off. She goes, Oh yeah, I shouldn't have talked to shit about being those errands. Reveral of fortune, honey. I told them. What is she talking about? And, um, I guess she's talking about, she's having a reversal of fortune because

she still believes that she's getting these million dollar earrings back or whatever. And so Lya is like, that's how it beats sometimes. And she has, yeah, that's how it may. Is it reversal of fortune, a movie with Jeremy Irons where he like kills his wife? I don't know Yes, and outrageous fortune was where Shelley long and bet middler probably fought Behind the scenes for what six months how long does it take to make a movie? Do you think the fortune is where Erica learned the word area that

You the ITC no, I sorry, ma'am. You got her. Hmm. Um, so yeah, um, Darlic, you're wasted. And she goes, Yeah, so what about it? Bottom line? I'm drunk. So here's what happened today. Crystal died.

And then she came back to life. And we had lunch. And she talked about marrying the guy who made the fucking line. King, yeah, no shit, we know. Go back to hell, bitch. I just hope this new crystal is like a comma. Liar crystal, like a crystal lot, something like that. So Erica's Erica's like, and then Liar's like, well, you're going to become a pie. I'm making master. Yeah. I don't even know how to make a bacon egg and cheese. Like what even are the ingredients in that thing?

It's in the name. So Trevor shows up with his architect friends. Trevor is Sutton's friend from school and they're labeled the Aru Dots. I love the Aru Dots. They do not fit in on Bravo. They are representatives of what Bravo used to be pre-2001. They're like, oh, Bravo, I used to love watching my weekly opera on that network. I would be an honor for us to show up.

How wonderful to finally be on the inside of the Apple studio. I recently took in a performance of Tosca that was absolutely magnificent. I would love to share it with your audience and Sutton's like wow you sure brought some beautiful people and so we meet all the people and Sutton says that she hasn't seen Trevor in a few years and

Basically, she's just saying hi to all these people and then she tells us I haven't seen Trevor But you know, we, uh, just used to get in trouble together. Uh, it's how I learned words like conflama and it says slang conflict and drama or, uh, for cockty. And then it says hit it for fucked up. And what tea bagging was. And they're like, what do you think about tea bagging?

She goes, you know, I'm not opposed to it. You know, I mean, how else are you going to make your tea? Right? It's like, um, did you really learn about tea bagging? So the area diets are there. They're in the courtyard and, um, you know, all the households are in their best behavior. And, um, so to,, he sees Erica.

So Erica's like really, she's got this amazing like green, like a green and black, a snakeskin dress on. That's like very like, boom. Yeah. So she comes out in this dress and she's drunk and he goes, Erica, I'm afraid you're gonna fall like topple over. I wanna offer you my hand, Erica. You'm afraid you're going to fall like topple over. I want to offer you my hand. Erica, you want to take my hand? She's like, I shall not.

What's your name? What's your name honey? And he's like, she goes, oh, nice to meet you. So you're the one we've been hearing so much about today. Well, sudden, what a woman am I right? And Dreat's like, how could you tell if Eric is drunk? Sutton your beautiful soul Drit does her weird croaking voice

She does her funny rumble She does her very rebel. Yeah. And Erica is like, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Yeah, you go ahead. You go ahead. You do it. You do it. You do it. Listen, there's more of a gay icon here. Move your ass, bitch. So lots of people are like showing up and it's great. So then Storm, the hot chef, comes in and he takes them to the paella. It's time to start cooking paella. And actually, the other paella master is Storm's dad, who is like a dilf. And so they are Garcells like very happy. She's like, oh, how are you?

Ha, ha, ha. And the guy, he's like, he's like, oh, very good. Thank you very much. Have you ever had paella before? She's like, no, first time. And how long have you been cooking? Cause I'll tell you how long my loins have been. Years, I'll tell you again, it loins have been. Years, I'll tell you, I get it.

My own paella pan, sir. He's like, well, I've been cooking for 30 years. I was a chef in the beginning, and then Storm would always help me. He's my son. She's like, oh God, I thought there was a resemblance. I love that. I'm fucking both of them.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, I'm a Real storm chaser. So crystals, they're just like giggling and stuff. And, uh, Garcell's like, forget the child. And Chris goes, here comes daddy. You know that. And Marie was like, Oh, is he on the phone? So, uh, so then Garcell's just saying how she's like, Oh, I

could really see myself moving to Spain learning the language being with Storm's daddy So now it's Everyone's gathering around the big paella making scene and one of the lady friends is like oh are you starting the paella now, sir? And he's like we are and Garcell's like trip that bitch To get away from my man. So, yeah, he's talking about how it's great to cook the paella. And he can do it with his son now. And, and this is, we don't really get any lessons from this paella thing, but that's fine.

Yeah. I thought it was going to be a lesson, but it's not really a system cooking. So they're just like, they're ogling him for a long time here. And then Crystal's like, oh, by the way, Garcelle, I heard that you and Derita had a really good conversation today. And Garcelle says, yeah, it was a good conversation and tells her about that. And then, meanwhile, Erica asks, Emery, what she did today. No, she goes, you know what you did today? What did I do? She goes, you let your profession ride over your personal and it was really nice to

say it was really nice to say. Like when we were in church, that was a personal moment. But when I pat my puss, it's because I was staying professional in front of Jesus. You know what I mean? It's like, I was wondering why you were doing that. Yeah. You know, it's kind of like checking for change in the couch.

You never know what's gonna fall out. Maybe Jesus would want some. Well, I did find the Tivo remote, so that was helpful. Okay, well thanks for the compliment. And Crystal tells us that Amory was like really amazing today and I just, I saw a really kind and generous side and it really makes me want to move forward with our friendship and start fresh. Give it a minute.

So then Sutton is asking a driver where he put Merse and he's like about him out. He's on the ledge. He's on the ledge. He's on the ledge over there waiting for his hand. Then one of the aerodites raises their hand and says, excuse me, did you say that we're here to see Merse Cunningham? We were under the impression we were here to see Mer winning him. Is she not coming?

I just want to get clarification because I do have a VHS of St. Elmo's fire. I was hoping she could sign. So no marijuana. I'm only a nurse. I told these people you were air you die. Get it together. Unless you want to end up like Merce, get it together. Yes, but in between, you know, building iconic landmarks in Barcelona, I watch my movies.

Kind of ziplock your ass in about two seconds. Shut up. No mayor, no mayor winning. What about her glasses? So, um, let's see. So, Dury, it's like, oh, look at me. I get to sit next to Treva. You did this on purpose, didn't you?

You vertacious little mean. Kyle sits at the head of the table. She's like, oh, wow. Thank you for joining me this evening. I actually like to think I'm fairly aerodite also. I work in the arts. You may have seen my feature film, Halloween. Wow. Thank you for joining me this evening. I actually like to think I'm fairly aerodite also. I work in the arts. You may have seen my feature film, Halloween. Thank you.

Thank you so much. You don't think I'm an artist? You should see how quickly I can get a pack of peanut ms, m&ms out of a gas station. If you happen to see a K on a country star and you're wondering, God, whoever did that was a real artist. That would be that. That's me. That's me. I'm working on my MFA. So, I fully expect you to default every single duty detail about this one. So, anything. Oh, she was so mean to me. I was really nice to Sutton back then.

I tried to get a retention and I throw paper clips over my shoulder and she said, Trevor, you better stop it now. And that southern bell tone that she has. I want to see a scene with Trevor and Jennifer, not Jennifer. What's her name? Jennifer Tilly. Yeah, Jennifer Tilly. I want them both in the scene.

Now, who's taking care of Mars? I'll take care of Mars if you let me. I'll take care of Mars. No, I'll let take care of Mars. No, I will. That's crazy pants. I loved Trevor. I was like, Trevor is literally he is the gay best friend in every movie where a lady of a certain age goes to Europe. I mean, I was like, this is I mean, I would not be surprised if his character existed in 80 for Brady, but I just I wouldn't know.

But, you know, I could see it. See, I mean, of course not Europe, but I could still see like a Trevor type in that movie. I think it would actually be really good and funny. He was probably at the premiere just saying, so sudden all his act like she was in charge, even though she wasn't in charge. She's like, I was 26 years old sat and lived in Brooklyn. Everybody in America goes Brooklyn. What a dump.

By the way, let's not let's not like let's not breeze over the fact that Trevor used to throw paperclips at something. You just kept throwing papercl to throw paperclips at Sutton. He would just kept up throwing paperclips at her just to get her attention. And he just knows, I was like, stop that. Stop that right now. Stop throwing those paperclips. Okay. Or does one make me wonder what the fuck kind of dance school this was? Paperclips in the first place. It was odd. So then Sutton tells us, well,

I was poor in New York city, and I would go to these places and buy like $5 dresses. You know, I worked and I was truly independent. I loved that. I mean, surely Brooklyn dresses still cost $5 there, right? I love when rich people were poor for like one year in college, because our parents were like, we're going to show how to really do it. They're going to have to buy their own groceries. And then they're like, I've lived about $5 dresses for a year in Brooklyn. I had nothing when I came to New York. I just had Uncle Mittens and a food roll-up.

I had nothing, just an intern opening boxes at a magazine. Oh, so, um, she's telling, uh, she's telling them Trevor would arrange parties for the company up at the studio. And I was a studio manager, hence the paper clips in case anyone was wondering Ronnie. And I was like, we cannot have shoes on the studio floor. I did not like seeing shoes on the studio floor. We wouldn't, when those crazy times, those were, those were just crazy,

crazy times. I hated shoes back then. Fun fact, we would always put paper clips in Sutton's shoes. So then Dorit's like, I like hearing about young Sutton. She was, she was not always wealthy, but she does like to protect you as well. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, So how many fake brands are you wearing at one time? Why do you say that? So Garstell's like, so sudden you hadn't met Christian yet back then. And Trevor's like, oh yeah, she had met Christian. How was Christian's girlfriend? And crowd's like, yeah, they met when she was 14 years old.

And Erica goes, 14? Jesus Christ! That's barely old enough to get a job at Shakers. She was, yeah, well, we met so many amazing people. And Trevor's like, oh, it was so much fun being with Merce. And Erica's like, look, can I say something about this Merce thing? Okay, I know you love Merce, but Merce was in a Ziploc bag. Okay.

Let's just be honest from all you argue that. You know what Ziploc even is, people? Have you heard of a handy snack? I died. And Kyle's like, um, I don't know how many drinks that Erica's had, but she is very intoxicated. It's not a good time.

And Dorit's saying, well, I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Erica. Merch should not be in a Ziploc. Kyle's like, it should be like a little silk pouch or something, you know, I could find that at a gas station. And Sutton's like, but this is how people carry ashes. I mean, they're usually in a big plastic bag. I mean, like you get your goldfish in.

And Sutton goes, well, Kyle's mother's ashes are in the bathroom right now. So I don't know why she's giving me, giving me guff. And Kyle looks mortified and we see a flashback of Kyle placing her mother's urn in her guest bath. Um, and Kyle's like, well, I got scared, you know, cause I've just seen so many movies where they show people knocking them over and then getting vacuumed up. I mean, mostly starring Jamie LeCordes, who, you know, I'm front twist.

So what were we talking about? I feel like Kyle had like a very traumatic experience watching Meet the Parents. So Dereet is, she's like, so, Mounika, tell me, where are you from? I love Dereet's cocktail party voice. And Monica's like, I'm from Philadelphia, but I like to say I'm from the land where Beanie Seagal is king. Beanie Seagal! And Dere the land where beanie seagull is king And three goes beanie sickle The beanie sickle been a sickle been a sickle is that is that like a is that like a bicycle but with beans confused

He said to be in sickle that you lick to get the taste of beans Is it been been a sickle that you lick to get the taste of beans. Is it... Ben... Benisical? Ben... Benas... Benas... Benis... B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- How does she under the weather? So Monica is like, oh, you know who beanie is and I goes hell fucking yeah Monica goes he's a rapper from Philadelphia that I love and it was like oh

Beanie seagull. I'll I'll have to look him up So is this the regular Google or the Spanish Google that I would find this on? Is he related to Fred Siegel? Does he like beans or is he just named after beans? Do you have you heard of George Seagal? Very good actor. That's his own stumps I hear. Kitty Sagar, love her work.

Married with beans. Seagulls, great birds, love them. Flok of bean goals. Am I close to something here? What a flak of flame, that's a wrapper. Who has a podcast on the Wondery Network. Shout out. So Sutton's like, so Fernando, you build buildings in Barcelona because

y'all have interesting things you do and none of these girls really do. So you should expand on that. Okay. And he's like, sorry, but you are with the number one architect in Barcelona, which is Benedetta Tatlelu. Benedetta Tatlelu! And then we see Benedetta. She's like, oh, oh, he's very, he's very lovely.

He's exaggerating. I'm just a mere architectural icon. But he's like, no, exaggerating. Am I exaggerating when I say icon icon, yes, queen. Literally outside of my skin right now, shaking, literally shaking icon. Yes, I, I, you know, I, yes, I, I, I have been known to build many beautiful things, but. I work as things. You have not built things. You know what we call her here in Spain mother mother

She has been known as the mayor winning ham of architecture Speaking of which she needs to go you might save our cut Jack in the beanie cigar stock! Great story! Great, great story! Oh well, listen, I don't want to toot my own horn. But you should go to the Santa Catarina Mercado. Because I did this, I did this. Oh, please, please, please. Enough, enough about me.

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I was born in Sacramento. Moving on, moving on, boring. Tax like, well, I was born in Sacramento. Oh! Moving on, moving on. Boring. Taxes, taxes, taxes. That's all I hear. Bureaucracy Spielberg. Hi, we had to go to Sacramento in season one to see Adrian's team,

so we'd rather not bring up that city anymore. Yeah. So, Mira's like, well, I was born in Sacramento, but I grew up in Beirut, Lebanon, then Aleppo, Syria. Thank God. International again. Mm-hmm. Then Morocco, and then Cairo, Egypt. My father is Lebanese, and my mother is something else fascinating. Guess which?

Ooh. Bein... Bein... Reba... Reba... Reba... Bein... Bein... Bein... Bein... Who been read the father me. May I winning and Pennsylvania. And so tell us a little bit about yourself Ronnie. I'm from El Paso, Texas.

I have Queens, New York. By way of Queens, New York by way of Jupiter, Florida by way of Astoria, New York by way of Staten Island, New York, Austin, Texas. And then later in life, Los Angeles, California. And then hold on, wait for it, Austin, Texas. My father is Lebanese. My mother is every kind of white lady you could imagine. A curtain call. Thank you. Thank you.

So Amira says her father's Lebanese and her mother's Palestinian from Gaza. And everyone goes, oh, so does that make you Muslim a Christian because Lebanese are also Christian? In case you haven't listened to watch or crap is podcast and America yes Sunny muzzi Muslim because we have also many different kinds of Muslims, right? America's right, right? Of course, Sunni Shiites all that kind of stuff Love

F word C word all that you might all that going on and all that kind of stuff I love Erica Jane describes Islam Soonie she adds all that kind of stuff So lots of time in the war room I was there when they I was I was there when they decided to I don't know I was trying I ran out of steam on this one, but I'm used to... I'm drunk. I am used to dieting and socializing with aerodots via time to eat. Have you ever had a meal with a police commissioner?

Have you ever had a five layer slice of chocolate cake? I had! So I didn't get the opportunity to go to college, so I have a high school education But I have a genuine thirst to know things Hey, that's they love to talk. So I just ask a bunch of questions Provided they're not stuck up look down bitches Assholes, hey there nuts. Oh One thing that's always been super impressive about Erica is her memory

Really really good. I mean, it's always been so good on the show. And it's also impressive because you wouldn't expect, not for her to remember things, it's not that, but she just seems like such an LA type, you know? It's like, she comes, she marries us. A really old, rich guy, spends a ton of money like trying to make herself a star. And you just think vapid, you know?

And there are people who I guess would you just think vapid, you know? And there are people who I guess would ask questions in LA, but you know what there are not a lot of? People who actually listen to what you're saying. And that's rare to see someone, especially of Erica's type, quote unquote, that actually listens. Right.

So, so Amira's like, well, I'm an urban planner and I worked on the down on downtown Beirut You know after the Civil War and in the 80s, you know, there was a 15 year Civil War I was right, right, of course, of course, of course Like and they worked on the seed bank in Aleppo, Syria. Oh, yeah, well fertile question. No about that fertile question, right? Am I right? Fertile girls, am I right? Fertile croissant, how's that? It's the fertile croissant. Am I right? Am I right?

My listen here. We used to call that croissant fertile myrtle. All right. Beanie croissant? Crescent. And Amir, it's like, it's the fertile croissant. Exactly, yes, exactly. Oh, really?

You're gonna give me pronunciation lessons? Bitch! Now, listen to me. I was told me real was almost like Los Angeles in the sense that it was the sea to the mountains in the snow where people roll their cars multiple times. You've heard of that, right? You've heard of cars roll multiple times down cliffs. Exactly, but they have a very easy time rolling down the cliffs because I designed all the roads. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you? I think Amira says, well, actually I'll let you do this one

because I have to feel like you have a better pronunciation than I will. No, I don't. Okay, okay. So she's like, I don't know if you've ever heard of Gabron Caligibron, the prophet. And I go, yeah! Listen, they played basketball in my chapel once.

Man, it's not really the size for that. But I said, you go girl, you know, one of them. We played horse in there, basically. I got to eat first. Shocker. All right. A very influential rapper. But Ron Seagal, that's what you said.

Just trying to catch up. Profit be me Khalil. Are we in trouble? I'm not sure. you said, just trying to catch up. Profit be me Khalil. Are we in trouble? I'm not sure. So Garcell's like, I don't know. I don't know. We're coming from a place of ignorance. We have no idea.

So Garcell's like, who are you even? I mean, it's actually impressive. And Erica goes, long story honey. Doree says, it's like watching a drunk rain man. It's like watching a drunk ringman. Oh, it's like, y'all, this is such a complete pleasure. Kind of a befuddling pleasure, but it's a complete pleasure nonetheless. And you know, I've got Mercer right here and there goes

And girls sounds like I could watch this on my Well Mercer's been with me now for over 10 years and as my son pointed out and I can't wait to spread Mercer round Here in this beautiful sea, but as my son pointed out, he's been in my purse for 10 years and he probably smells like TikToks right now, which let's face it, he probably does. So compliments to our chefs, okay. We scared them away and by we, I mean, Garcelle. Okay, Garcelle, done enough. I think that they were looking for Mayor Winningham.

They're very disappointed. I saw. Garcelle's like, yes, I think the father's in my room. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So then, Eric goes, when you're done with him, give him fire, run, set him all over the baby. So then everybody is like, giving you toast.

And then the real housewives are like, goodbye now. Okay. They're like, goodbye. I don't know why we've been forced to spend time with you people, but goodbye. Enjoy going back to building food courts. Yes. So inside Gar- yeah, Garcelle, there's sort of like playing around. Kyle is doing this is the this is the best side of Kyle. You know, I think that even though Kyle still will drive me nuts, I think she's by and large having an OK season, a better season than in the past. And this is the best version of Kyle fitness, Kyle running into the kitchen. Urgently going through the pantry to find some chocolate.

That was real. Yeah, that was a real moment. Um, so let's see here. Um, back outside Trevor and Sutton are talking and Trevor's like, you wear kind of a goody two shoes back in school, huh? Sutts. Hmm. And she's like, well, I wasn't the goody two shoes. She's more like I had paper clips in two of my shoes.

Well, you just run as comfortable in your own skin as you are the bay. You've really come into your own set. Thank you. Thank you very much. Well, that's why I was calling you, lady. Guess for me, we're going to just go out and become a beautiful lady And you did you sure did you left New York City and now look at you a beautiful lady Could you think of some examples that I may be similar to off the top of your head by any chance there Trevor?

You're right where you supposed to be or beautiful ladies are examples name them name them well Name them Marth dump truck name them Name a name them Ruth buzzy I'll set that sir Ruth Buzzy. I'll say up that. So it was a nice moment. And now it's the next morning and everyone's like waking up and doing their morning stuff and everything. And some of them are hungover, Erica's hungover. And Kyle's like, you are so funny. I'm like, Dad, what did I do?

And then we see 12 hours earlier. There was like, Mer little nurses in the parts. So now Garstel goes to Crystal's room to check on her and Crystal setting up her little blood pressure thingy. And she's like, oh, well, having high blood pressure is something that you have to stay on top of. And it runs in my family.

And I think she just needs to calm down. And if she gets all riled up, that's not gonna happen. So, oh gosh, I just hope I'm ready to do a blood pressure scene. Here we go. All right, I've done your blood pressure. It's a little high now. It's 151 over 110, but that's okay.

It's not gonna go down overnight, you know? It's gone down, right? Are we still in the scene? Am I still here? Are the cameras still on?'m I'm literally dying here Don't worry. Kyle Richards here to relieve you. Hi. I'm Kyle Richards. I once played a nurse on ER. Oh my god The blood pressure is high. We got to get her into an operating room stat. Thank you so much. That was from ER 1994 to 2005

1994 to 2005. So Garcell's like, oh wow, Erica was pretty funny last night, huh? And Crystal says, yeah, you know, I don't know that Sutton was that happy with it. And Crystal's like, oh no. So then we see Sutton taking flower lays out of the fridge and giving them to everybody. And then she stops at Kyle's room and Kyle's like, Oh my God, look at those pajamas. Those are not for sleeping. What are you doing in those pajamas?

Those pajamas are insane. Kyle, could you pay attention to the, to like the flowers that Sun's giving you for like a memorial service here? By the way, also like Sun's hair was like not done. It was sort of like down and long and I'd loved it. I wish she would wear her hair like that more. So just a little note from me. So these are going to be some flower lays. They're going to do a ceremony for her. So the lays out in the sea and they're going to float off, you know, the usual. And Sun says that this is like really important to her because, you

know, there's like a lot of stuff that she's like really important to her because, you know, there's like a lot of stuff that she's like internalized and that they all may be internalized stuff and they need to release stuff. So it's going to be a chance to come together. And then, um, she's like, uh, you know, Kyle, you've had a tough year too. And she goes, I didn't know you had like such a spiritual side of you, you know, and she's like, I do, I do. Kyle. So then we cut to speaking of spiritual sides, the Dere, and she's like, I do, I do. Kyle. So then we cut to speaking of spiritual sides, the

Dereet. She's like, Jika, I was expecting a bag of Doritos to answer the phone. Jaggy, I know you have your soccer game today. How are you feeling? Have you heard of Beanie Siegel? So she's saying, Piquet is in London, my mom's with the kids and my kids are fine.

But I don't travel much. Why couldn't Piquet be home? Just a one-parent's home. I would have liked that very, very much. Babe, don't worry. I got a special babysitter. Ladies and gentlemen Berlin All right, I've got to go Jackie is like please don't leave me alone with her She keeps saying I took her breath away She keeps twine if she tells me to sing a song and then when I sing it, she puts her hands over my mouth and my nose

and I can't breathe. She's trying to take your breath away. Oh, with the call. She won't let me one. She says I have to be in slow motion so she can watch. But Linsa murderer, I knew it. We have to go whiting on the Metro. So now Doreet is face timing with her dog pumpkin.

OK, so then everyone's getting. Moving on. Let's keep the show rolling. OK, it's kind of slow and stage directing us moves and needs to be five hours. So these recaps can, I'm having the best times. This is, I'm having a great time with this recap. I have to say I am high blood pressure, Eddie Pabrady, Mayor Winningham, I'm hitting all my favorites.

It's a classic. It's an instant classic. Yeah. And probably our last one. Let's face it. I feel like when you go on and you just start talking about our health and like taking everything too lightly, we're both going to stroke out tonight. So enjoy our last podcast, everybody. By the way, shout out to Tina Yothers. You know, shout out to Tina motherfucking Yothers.

We mentioned her. I was like a week ago or something like that. Shout out to Tina Yothers. We talked about her and guess what? She threw us a follow on Instagram. We love you, Tina. I love you. Now I know that I know that your assistant or somebody was like, this podcast talked about you. So you followed us to see if we're posting crazy shit about you.

We will be now. We love you, Tina. The others love you. Come back in my life. Come to the crappies. Come to the crappies, Tina. The others. Yeah, Tina.

The others. When you host the crappies, we to the Crappies, teeny others. Yeah, teeny others, where you host the Crappies. Well, you just do the Crappies for us. It would be nice to sit in the audience one year. Take it away, Tina. Tina's one woman show of the craps. Okay, so everyone's getting dressed and, you know, glam squads, et cetera.

And then Sutton starts getting upset because this is the ashes. God, that whistle lisp. I hate having this whistle. It's, I haven't changed my teeth, but the lisp has changed into the. Shhh. I'm getting that.

Put some plastic in your mouth like I have. That's little clear. Well, I forget, I forget the brand of mine. I've got my little teeth. I love that I'm getting more lispy and more musical as I get, because I'm like, I'm gayer and also more musical with a whistle. So anyway.

You fit right in. Sutton, I'm avoiding emotions, is what's happening to me, because that's what I do when there's real emotion, I avoid it, I go into avoidance mode. Yeah I mean basically this last scene is very sad because the emotion of Everything is really hitting sudden. I mean she has held on to these ashes for 10 or 12 years, which is a very long time

So I think that's probably she tells actually really sad story that like her father was cremated and they all got ashes, but she lost her ashes. They moved so many times they lost the ashes and God that she must, that's just, you can see how that eats her up. And so she really kind of like, Merce, she said was like a father figure to her. So there's like a lot of the emotions with her father that are tied up in this and that she's sort of like not just scattering these for Merce but in some ways she's scattering her father at her father's ashes too and then she thinks about this she thinks about her divorce and the three most important men in her life her husband her father and Merce and there's just sort of like a Conclusion to all these things happening and it's just sort of hitting her like a like a wall. It was very emotional I was I got Terry, but get teary at everything these days.

Yeah. It was sad. It was a really good episode all in all. Had a great time. Great time. It was, I loved it. I love these like, I love this dinner party. I want, I want to go to Europe and have a dinner party like that.

I want to be, I want like, every day to come to my dinner party That make me feel special Are you died ease? Yeah, that would be nice. Um, I don't think I know any that mean to my friends. I Don't I don't know if I know it. I might know some wish I knew some area diets. I'm gonna go to like a gallery You know what I know some slots Yeah, but then this is us. This is us mixing with aerodites. Oh my goodness. I was just at this most amazing, amazing gallery. And then before that, I was at the Whitney Bicentennial. It was absolutely fabulous. Did you see it? The biennial, I should say, not the bicentennial. I was at the biennial. Did you see it as well?

Oh, Kyle Richards is bi, I think. I mean, it's not confirmed yet. It might be, she might be. Do you think it's for publicity? Is that an artist that you mix media? She is an artist. She can shop anywhere. Have you watched Real Housewives of Miami? It is hilarious. Oh my God, wait, tell me if this means anything to you.

We'll see it's approved timeline. Anything? I heard the film follow. It was in the New York Times. So are you an air unite or a fake unite? Are you an air you lied because I don't think you're an air you like. Are you a liar?

Well, that's about the end of this, isn't it? I think we've done it. Um, now we get to go talk about more religious stuff and try not to get triggered because we're going to go talk about Real Housewives of Miami next. And that's going to be a super fun one. So everybody come join us for that. We're going to talk about church some more. And this time it's Ben's turn to get triggered.

And don't worry everybody. We're both going to go to the doctor and get our blood pressure taken care of and all that good stuff. And I did get Botox. So don't tell me I don't take care of my health, because I do. Anyway, I have some dogs to throw chicken at. So we should probably wrap this up.

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