Watch What Crappens - #2313 The Traitors: Renegade Mortician

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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First of all, fuck you to the internet for constant, like I can't wait five minutes to watch this show without you spoiling every freaking thing. And listen, I'm a spoiler. I'm someone who like the next day, if you haven't watched it, I don't feel terrible about spoiling. As long as it's done on my time, then I don't care

because I'm a hypocrite. And that's why I'm the president of the hypocrite party. But you guys cannot do that, especially, you can't watch it live and then spoil it right when it ends. I mean, come on, there's time zones people. Did you get spoiled? Yes. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I was being risky because I watched it. It dropped at 9 p.m. on the East Coast and I didn't watch until midnight. And you would think three hours is not risky, but it is risky because people with the traders are so ridiculous in terms of like, they just give the spoilers out. And I was lucky. I was not spoiled, but I am on a moral crusade because what I do is traders are so ridiculous in terms of like they just give the spoilers out.

And I was lucky I was not spoiled, but I am on a moral crusade because what I do is I watch the traders and then when I'm done watching it, I go onto Twitter and I either mute or block everyone who would have spoiled me because it's like, aha, if I had not been more careful, you would have ruined my entire experience. So retroactively I'm mad at you. And here's what really shapes me. Okay, first of all, last season when the first season of Traders dropped, there were tons of tweets complaining, how could you drop this whole show in one go because there are so many spoilers out there. And you know, like

we haven't even had a chance to even watch the whole series and people are already tweeting out spoilers. And some of the very same people who complained about that because I remember who complained about it because some of them were very prominent tweeters. They then are up there at 9.43 PM, spoiling who gets kicked off at the round table at the traders. So people just need to fuck off.

And I'm sorry, don't tell me to just like, oh, it's your fault, you gotta watch it, it's appointment viewing, I get it's appointment viewing, but you know what, there's also such a thing as called like real life. And some of us have to do things, and what's really annoying is that Twitter and threads, they just send notifications off that are like,

here's a tweet for you from someone you don't even follow, but we think you'd like it. This person just got voted off of traders. And it's just kind of like, like, I have to stop everything in my life. I have to not look at my phone and turn everything upside down because you can't wait two hours for your non-viral tweet to go live. Sorry. No. Can you make a joke or a statement without it being like so-and-so got kicked off? And it was amazing. Like, I think it's people bragging. Like, I wish it before you.

Like, I have less to do, I have less than you to do on a Thursday night. Like, and how is that even possible? I have less to do than anybody I know. Like, I don't do anything. So, anyway, I don't do things like, don't put spoiler, but then they say the thing. They go spoiler alert, so-and-so is kicked off.

Well, how am I supposed to read that to tweet? You're just glancing through the thing. I can't. Spoiler alert, you need to put like spoiler alert in comments or something. Spoiler alert, winner in comments, and then write a comment to yourself or something. I mean, come on you jackasses.

At this point, I feel like people are bragging that they have special access to peacock or some bullshit. I don't know what it is, but I think we've all lost our manners because so much of viewing now is just done the next day or it's whenever we're not used to watching shit the same night. And so now that we have to watch it all,

like we have to be in front of a fucking TV at a certain time, people who actually made it are so proud of themselves that they just like they want a fucking gold medal for it. Like you want me to get you a multi? I mean. Yeah. So someone tweeted at me because of course I'd send out some tweets to this effect because by the way I sent out some traitor tweets but you know what I said? I said I am dead. Hashtag the traitors. That's not a spoiler. It just shows that what my emotional reaction was.

So someone tweets at me saying it used to be called live tweeting and it used to be fun. I'm like, I don't care. It used to be called watching TV and it used to be fun. How about that? And then someone else said, someone else said, um, a spoiler is before something has aired. Once something has aired, that's just like participating and engaging. And I'm like, okay, so should I just like see a movie on a Friday night and then tell you how it ended? Because guess what, like the movie's out, so it's not a spoiler anymore.

Of course, like, by the way, everyone who wrote back at me all bothered, the reason why they wrote back bothered because they know they did something wrong. Because they're fucking guilty. Because they know they did something wrong. So they have to make me the bad guy. And no, you are the ones who are inconsiderate I'm sorry at least be considered to the time zone at the very least give a three hour pattern

You can do you can live tweet without giving away every single thing the second that it happens Like there is such a thing as live to like it's called commentary make a fucking effort Okay, don't just sit there and be like and then this happened and then a girl walked in and did Make it do something creative fucking me. I'm getting myself even more worked at. I'm like so mad right now. I'm so mad too. But also it's the whole recount. It's also like. I'd love to do this. Also, I mean, the Traders is so funny because the Traders is a show about like betrayal. It's about someone who is like ruining things for the larger group. And so it is very funny to me that we sit here

week after week rooting for like these faithful to like find traders, because the traders are the bad guys. And yet people actively spoiling it for other people is literally like that is what the traders would do. So it's like very ironic to me. I think that people just need to chill out. That being said, the people who did do

nicely timed tweets, appropriately timed tweets, oh my God, so many funny tweets about this episode. So good, so good. I didn't really see any because I was so annoyed by the time I got back on Twitter, because I didn't even go. I mean, I wasn't even thinking about it. You know, you don't think about it.

You just grab for your phone because it's like our lifeline. Like what else am I going to grab for? You know, like a stack of money? No, it doesn't exist. I don't have that. So I just a job like, no, I'm not going to a book. It's not going to happen. So I grabbed my phone and I just flick open the phone.

It's like, blah, blah, blah, was kicked off. You know, yeah. Um, so by the time I'd watched the episode, by the way, it doesn't even matter that I was spoiled because it was still a great fucking episode. So good. But I was so annoyed with the people on Twitter that I didn't even go on there after.

I was like, fuck you guys, I don't even wanna laugh at you right now. Okay, I'm not even here to laugh at you. And that's why people were really bothered because I said on Twitter, I said I'm on a moral crusade and I am oning and muting people who would have spoiled this for me,

and everyone gets mad at me, because to say that you're gonna unfollow and mute someone is like the exact opposite of what they're trying to achieve. They're trying to have a tweet that everyone retweets and is so popular, so for me to say, actually instead of it being popular for me, I'm actually gonna, it's one less follow for you. That's just like ruined their entire game plan.

So I think they're all bothered because of that. But whatever, you know, I'm still traumatized, honestly. I'm straightening you with an unfilow. We're turning into my mother. I'm taking this online. I'm still honestly traumatized by the fact that White Loda season two was spoiled for me at like 6.52 p.m. West

in California because it was airing live on the East Coast and it's just again if you're in a different time zone I'm sorry you're just not thinking about East Coast necessarily and I'm just still mad at my friend for spoiling it for me I mean I love my friend but I'm still mad I'm not specific point about it. Okay well let's give this up now because we it I'm still mad. I'm not specific point about it. Okay, well, let's give it, let's give this up now cause we, it's 10 minutes in. I know, it was great. We're still going on for that.

I love that. But super fun episode. Also spoiler alert, cause if you haven't watched the episode and don't want to know who died yet until the end of this recap, I don't care. Cause we're going to talk about it. What a jackass that guy is. And I'm so glad his ass got handed to him

because yeah this is you this is like the best game player ever it's like Kerry Strug coming out and people are so excited to see her do a backflip and then she just like crosses one leg over the other and calls that a trick like you're not even doing anything Kerry Strug okay make a fucking effort you're Kerry Strug okay I think I I think I cartwheel at least I Think to me the more appropriate analogy with Kerry shrug is Kerry shrug showing up at like a basketball game and Thinking that because she won gymnastics that therefore she can just like cruise the NBA finals

And it's like no that's a different sport and big brother is a different sport than the the Traders. And Dan's- Out there, you're Carrie's drug. In here, you're Carrie's drug. Nobody cares. She's like, I can totally block Jimmy Butler. Listen, Mr. Give me a shot. No, like Dan thought that he knew what was up. You know what? He had some good moments,

but he played too literal of a game. Like, this guy's gunning for me, so therefore I gotta take him out tonight. Not realizing that every time you do that, you're just making it so obvious that it's you. Like, he left such a paper trail that, you know, and I'm surprised it even took this long to get rid of him.

Yeah. I don't know get rid of him. Yeah. Yeah, he was, he was maybe. And also it makes you realize just how stupid people on Big Brother are. We always have known that people on Big Brother are idiots. And I don't mean that Dan's completely stupid because I do respect the game that he played on Big Brother for the most part.

But you just have to understand that people he was going up against with or up against are literal idiots. Like the guy was fighting nothing. You know what I mean? So yeah, he's literally, literally, I mean, the sort of people that are on big brother are like McCray, the pizza delivery guy, or I don't know, that, that lady who was like a preacher with a bow tie on. You know, like they're just like,

oh my God, what was her name? Ah, she was just kept talking like she was preaching constantly. She was like, how dare you put me up on the block? Do you remember there was one guy, was his name LaWan, who self evicted because he was convinced a twist was coming up or he'd be able to be voted back into the house

So he basically Do you remember that? He literally left the show cuz it's cuz it Julie said You know house guest there's a big twist coming up because I believe it's going to be that someone gets voted back in So vote me off that way you can vote me back in and they voted him off and that twist never happened. So he just voted himself off. That's big brother right there. Absolutely morons.

Idiots. Well, murder. Okay. So, um, before we get on to Alan's duck tails hair, I mean, like gay duck tails hair, whatever that was, um, let's talk about what happened last week. So we ended off with, damn, okay. So Peter has laid a trap where he did not win the shield, but he told them he won the shield

to see if they would still vote, Bergey off, knowing that whoever voted, whoever did that, he knew he was gonna catch him red handed basically. I'm an whoever voted, whoever did that, he knew he was gonna catch him red handed basically. I'm an idiot too, so you know, I know I'm a hypocrite and then I can't make a sentence, but it's hard, it's confoluted. So anyway, he laid a trap.

Dan knew it was a trap because Parvati told him it was a trap and he still decided to go ahead and vote off the person that he knew was gonna show him. And he's saying, well, no one's smart enough to lay that trap. Parvati just told you he was laying the trap. Yeah. Yeah, I think that like, well, I think that the trap that they thought it was, was that when Peter told Parvati and Dan that he had a shield,

they thought he was lying and that he didn't have a shield. And so I don't think they necessarily thought it meant that Berge therefore had a shield. Yeah. Well, she said he's obviously trying to trick us to sniff us out. Right. So then why would we vote someone who's not who wasn't on the outside is what she said. So yeah, she told him like, damn, we can't stick up for Dan here. He's a dumb dumb. Yeah. At the very least, no matter what, they should not have voted for anyone in the game. It was in the on the outside, but he's like, listen, I got to take my chance in this game. You either take your chance or you don't take your chance and I don't want to be a don't take your chance or on this chance situation. So here's my chance to not take the dot. Don't make a chance situation. I come from the to be a don't take your chance or on this chance situation. So here's my chance to not take the don't

pick a chance situation. I come from the school of big moves. And now, and this game is time to make a move, a move that's so big, nobody's gonna get it. But I'm gonna wait until the right time to make a move, because in this game, moves are made. Okay, damn, for fuck's sake, man. In this game, because Berge said that I was the traitor, in this game, what I'm gonna do is vote out Berge

to show everyone I'm not the traitor, because with a traitor, vote out someone who is very vocal about saying the traitor was the traitor. I don't think so. Like by the way, if Berge, if that hit had succeeded Berge was adamant at the last thing, the last round table that Dan was a traitor and then Berge gets kicked off. You think that like people are gonna say, oh Dan, you're exonerated now? No, no, absolutely not. It was a stupid, it was an inherently stupid choice by Dan. Yeah, just stupid.

Can I ask you a side question? Yeah, absolutely. Why does the Lord take our hair away? Why? I don't understand, like, I've got used to it. My hair left young. I started going bald fairly young. I didn't have to wait till middle age to accept it.

And you know, now I'm left to accept the waddle and everything else that comes with middle age. But my hair was taken young. I think it's unfair and I think it's just a way of God being like, haha, I'm going to make you insecure now. And the reason I say this is because Dan's hair, I just kept looking at it being like, poor Dan, you know? Now he's like balding, he's trying to cover up his hair, he's just trying to grasp onto one thing and then they take this away from him too.

Like God is cruel. I mean you can watch the news and really try and figure that out, but anybody with thinning hair really knows what's up. That's some bullshit, okay? And if anyone is going to church every week, ask yourself next time you give that 10%, why did the Lord take my hair? Okay? And if you still have your hair, then ask yourself, why did the Lord take Ronnie's hair?

Go with that, okay? Not to be the anti-Christ or anything. I just felt really bad for Dan. Take my hair away. Believe me, it's entirely. As someone who is currently suffering from Dan pattern hair baldness, because guess what? Oh, I'm not sure if I... I think you can see it. I'm balding like Dan in the back. But the thing is what I like about it is that it's behind me, so I don't have to look at it.

So I always forget that I'm balding, so I still act like I'm not balding. But I'm balding. I'm balding. Yeah, that's why I don't do squats. Like, what do I care if I have the pancake ass? It's behind me. I literally don't have to see it.

I think my hairs are just thin in my 30s, but I just sort of was like, I was like in denial. And then I think the pandemic really kind of accelerated it back there. So, you know, I understand Dan's pain, but also I'm not growing my hair like Dan, because I feel like actually the way Dan grows his hair, it's like he's trying to act like a knot.

It's deceptive, like, and that's what I'm saying. Like he's trying to be deceptive about it, and you're not tricking anybody. You know what I mean? Like, your hair game is failing also. And it's just like a whole, it's just a whole world of hurt. And I would like the Lord to reconsider how he treats us.

Okay, so Alan comes in and he's like, the murder has been attempted and unbeknownst to the traitors. Bergy is the holder of the shield. By the way, I owe everybody an apology for not coming back for the good wife spin-off, The Good Fight, which I know has made it very difficult for Ronnie to really engross himself in the show.

Thank you. No, I have a question. At the end of the last episode, I was, to me it was not clear that they were actually going to go for Berge. I thought they were debating going for Berge. And so all week long, I was like, are they going to do it? Did I just miss it? Was I did I have myself in suspense the whole week over nothing? Like, was it? Yeah, they told Dan, you can't do this. I mean, they said, you shouldn't do this is going to be so obvious that it's you. And also he probably has a shield.

And he was like, I don't care. He's coming for me and I have to do it. And they were like, okay. So I thought that was like a cliffhanger like that he'd say, but you know what? In this game, you gotta trust your fellow traders. And so the trader that I'm gonna trust is Phaedra. And we're gonna vote out Trichelle or something like that. But they started out this episode. No, there was a hit on Bergy.

And there was no murder and Burgy will be arriving at breakfast along with his fellow fables in this game of murder chess A killer move has just been made check murder mate murder So Phaedra and charay and Kate are the first ones in the breakfast room and Kate's like wow There's a lot of plates here. Gross. So many stupid people. Wow, a lot of Rachel's faces. Oh, I mean plates. Sorry, just some PTSD from last season.

Wow, a lot of Rachel brains in here. Just blank slates. Wow, except the differences I think that if these plates decided to put on a dress, it would actually be fashionable. Sorry, sorry, Rachel, burned for season two. Wow. Well, one thing that these plates have over Rachel is that they're well rounded actually.

So. And stacked. So they, uh, they're sitting there and poverty is like, wow, this is a nice spread. I'm just, hold on one second. Let me just squint at this plate real quickly. like, wow, this is a nice spread. I'm just hold on one second. Let me just squint at this plate real quickly. This is Parvati. Squint game is, as Calvators would say, on fleek. Yeah.

Um, and then Parvati is like, yeah, it's really like a pressure cooker in here. I'm feeling extreme nervousness. I'm really hoping that Berge does not have a shield and that the murder comes off. otherwise I'm going home sooner, which means I'm probably gonna have to bang Warren Beatty again. Please Please keep me You still not see the Annette Benning in Parvati. It makes me crazy. I love that I'm betting so much It just makes me love Parvati even more. I love that this is that's such a crappens like even one. I love that this is that's such a crap in like this. I know it's not a diss but like are whatever you want to call it like you

look like in that bending. So Kate is No it's not it's a compliment. Oh my god she's like my hero in that bending and I don't know Parvati from a hole in the ground I don't watch Survivor so I don't know. All I know is that she's she's one one of the head you know one who loves headbands. If she was in Game of Thrones, she would be poverty.

She of headband. House headband, house headband. All her flags just headbands. Headbands are coming. It's like, that's how you know, like if she gets, if she's killed and resurrected as like a white walker, it's like little skeletons with headbands on them. Anyway, so Kate is, so Parvati goes,

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For a lot of reasons. Number one, he told everyone in front of me that he's gonna write my name down next time. And number two, everyone's gonna pin this murder on me. And if you want a huge reward, you gotta take some great risks. And I'm nothing if not a risk taker. Oh my God, just fucking walk out in the middle of the road.

I mean, that's a risk you people take. Yeah. Um, if the number two thing he says here is pretty compelling, like everyone's going to pin the murder on me. So why are you going to take a purgy? It doesn't make any sense. I see. Hey, Kate, how's it feel to be back in the swing of things?

Cause in this game, you have to be in the swing of a lot of things like big brother when you literally have to swing on oversized hot dogs to become head of household. Well, you know, a lot of my friends ask me like what you're asking me Dan, probably something similar to what your wife asks herself every time she listens

to you, count things off on your fingers and drone off about in this game, et cetera. Which is, um, why do I want to make myself miserable? Why did I put myself in this situation? So really brand about weighing to say, way to say shut up, Dan. Just please. I thrive when I'm miserable, actually. So, uh, so then CT is like, yeah, well, you know what? I think it's going to be, it's going to be nice to have some fresh years out here,

for sure. And he says, I think that people are just kind of getting fed up, you know, with all these wicked faithfuls going home, kind of being wrong, you know, like, I want to get a trader, you know, like, no, ma. Someone left us a comment and said he is not from Boston CT Road rules what's his name? CT famous or nothing. Chris Tamborello or something like that or yeah, I can't remember. Well, that's cute I never knew that was his last name

CT Tamborello Where's it from yeah. What are you from? Yeah, where's he from? He was born on 16th of July in Brooklyn, New York, USA. He's Nectar and a producer, known for hunting games, The Most Dangerous Something Or Other, and Big Butt. I like Big Butt's. Ronnie's Daydreams.

He's known for hunting and every carcass he gets, he puts into his thighs. So he's from Brooklyn. Come on, Ben. So he's like, yeah, we getting fed up with these fatefuls going on, all right? And Sheree's like, Sandra, who do you think isn't coming? And she's like, I think it must be John's

because he's the most faithful of all the fatefuls. So then, so that was it. That doesn't sound like Sandra is always about to send somebody to death. I can't believe that no one's thought Sandra is the traitor because just how she acts, she's just like, you know what I think? I think if anyone messes with me, they're gonna have blood all over the wall. Like damn, Sandra, these can, I just asked you to pass the toast. I know, I mean, she wouldn't survive her twice.

She was the first person to win the survivor twice. She's definitely, you know, someone to keep an eye out for. So, Phaedra and MJ arrive next. I'm still saying MJ, I think it's, well I don't wanna say it because I'm gonna send her home by saying this, but MJ is like a little bit of a sleeper candidate on the show.

There was a moment where she got some heat, but I think MJ is doing really, really well. I feel like she's, I feel like she got distracted from the whole damn thing admittedly, but I don't know. I feel like- She's learned from Shaws of Sunset, like she'll be extra and then she'll learn I'm being extra and I need to just shut up for a while

and not say anything. And it's pretty impressive because she'll learn I'm being extra and I need to just shut up for a while and not say anything. Yeah. And it's pretty impressive because she'll go from accusing people pretty loudly and pretty directly to them being buried alive and just being like, okay, well, I guess I'm going to just need to be quiet for a little while. And she does, you know, she pulls it back and lets everybody else start going for each other. Yeah. So, um, uh, so then, so everyone's excited to see Phaedra and everything. And she goes, Phaedra's like, walking into breakfast, I'm feeling frustrated. The choice to murder Berke was not my decision. Dan wanted him gone because he's been hot on Dan's trail. And I really adore Berkelicious. Am I allowed to say

Berkelicious? Will this be turned against me at some point? Okay, good. I think he's a sweet young man and he's just so kind. Don't really understand what show he's on or where he came from and haven't really had any conversations with him. But he seems nice and he saved us in that cemetery thing. So that's my little Bergolicious.

Bergolicious. And Peter's like, well, I'm on breakfast feeling really confident. And I just, you know, I have a strategy and play. Is it the dog, your mother? Mom. Please get out of the house. I can't, I can't live without you.

So Peter's like, I think it has to be John because he's completely useless now to the trainers. I think everyone's so convinced that he's faithful, but his cough patch, but his cough patch. It's like the echoes of Tamra still accusing John of having his traitorous asthma. So Dan goes, okay everyone, my theory was, it's gonna be someone who voted for me because then it's easy to pin on me, you know? Cause like, oh yeah, of course I murdered them

because they voted for me. Know what I mean? Ha ha ha, in this game, I'm just trying to explain to you sort of where I'm coming from. Ha ha ha ha. You don't need to lay it down this hard dance. Like the guy has no chill. He's already coming in here tap dancing about something that hasn't even happened yet.

So, um, yeah, it's already. Yeah, exactly. So Kate and Sharray, um, are trying to put things together, you know, and they're like, Oh wait, because you think that Berge and Trichelle and John, and Sharray is like, they all voted for Dan. And Peter was like, oh my God, I'm praying this is a John walks in, is it a John walks in? I know that my strategy worked.

Man, they went for Berge and boom, I win. I win it all. So then the door opens and a fashionista walks in. That's right, Trichelle with another one of her looks. She's been so excited to debut for us. So she comes in. This one is, is this the one with all the black ribbons? I don't even remember.

I just, I'm still laughing that Trishelle was like, I hope I don't get murdered soon because I have so many looks to show off. And then every single one is just like a beret and a vest. What does a black ribbon mean? A black awareness ribbon is primarily a symbol for mourning and remembrance. Well, I guess, oh, it's for melanoma awareness, I guess.

I think black ribbons, yeah. She just went to a wake, maybe. I mean, I guess this whole show's about murder. But she does, she shows up in something with like 50 little black ribbons pinned to her, which is, I mean, are those all the American girl dolls that you've beaten to death to steal their outfits from for this show, cause damn.

Our ribbons on trend. So then, so Trishelle comes in with John and they're like, oh my God, this means that Berge, Berge was killed. But Peter's excited. Peter starts going, he starts going like, game on, game on, man. He starts shaking people's hands. I was like, you know, this kind of actually makes you look guilty. If someone's dead and you're like shaking someone's hand, it sort of

does not look great for you, Peter. I don't think anyone paid attention to it, but it could have definitely been used against him. Well, but he had already told me that he was going to be killed. makes you look guilty. If someone's dead and you're like shaking someone's hand, it sort of does not look great for you, Peter. I don't think anyone paid attention to it, but it could have definitely been used against him. Well, but he had already told everybody what he did. So he's telling his friends like, oh, then it's Bergy, which means that I won.

Did it work? Because everybody knows what he's doing, right? He's not trying to hide it. Peter, I don't think Peter has very many good ideas. So when he has one, he just like rubs it in, you know? So he's like, the trap work, Mike drops, Mike drops. And Dan's like, I feel really good cause we murder Berge. I need someone that I'm, it's adamant that I'm a traitor.

So I do take matters into my own hand and get to do what Dan does. I just had to do what Dan does, you know? So then Trish said, I was like, oh my God, everyone's gonna be totally surprised when Berkey walks in because everyone thinks he was murdered. Yeah, but I know that Berkey has a shield and I know what else I also know. I have five more berets. I'm ready to wear.

Okay. So we are going to win. So Phadra's that this is where Phadra famously goes, Oh, I love my burglicious. I love burry. Damn. Which I know it only because it is attempted to use against her. So then guess what in walks, burry and Peter is just staring at Dan and

poverty to see what their reactions are and Parvati is good. She goes, Oh my God, Oh my God. And Dan's like, Oh, Oh, okay. In this game. Wow. Um, so Bergi is like, someone gave me a death warrant last night, but I have the shield. I'm like, Oh my Godgi get titted and then Dan's just like uh wow this is so great good for you man good for you are you under if you were in trouble right now at a police station they would buck you

no chill yeah no chill whatsoever um Phadra, well, we thought Berge was dead. Honey, he was like, Christ, he rose again. So everyone's excited and Peter goes, checkmate. He also doesn't have a huge amount of chill. So Peter's like, there you go, the trap worked. The traders took the bait and now I know at least one trader is in that group of poverty, Citi and Dan. Now, I hate to burst Peter's bubble. He is correct, but his logic is not correct.

It's totally feasible that someone who had no idea about this plan, like there could have been traders from people who are not of that group who totally went for Berge anyway to try to frame Dan. Like it does not mean that Dan and poverty went for Berge anyway to try to frame Dan. Like, it does not mean that Dan and Parvati voted for Berge, but I just wanted to, right? Like, they just should have thought that. It's not foolproof, but luckily they're all fools and they're really good at fooling themselves. So it worked.

It worked out well, but I'm like, theoretically, Dan could have still exploited this to save himself. Yes, and then Peter's like, wow, you know, he's kind of going for a victory lap. He's like, hey, everybody at breakfast. So what happened was we wanted to take the trader, we wanted the traders to think that poverty and myself that we had shields so that wouldn't go after us. So I leaked a couple of people that I had the shield, even though I didn't have the shield. So basically I won, right? Did I win? Did I win this game already? And Parvati's like, oh my God, I have been exposed

and I fully and completely blamed Dan. It was his decision to murder Berge. And Sandra is trying to, you know, everyone was just trying to understand what the hell he's talking about. And he's like, we leaked it. We leaked it to the people we thought were traders. Said just like, wait, wait, hold on.

Wait, who did you leak it to? Hold on, wait, wait, who? Wait, how did this happen? What did you do? You leaked it to who? Everyone be quiet, be quiet. Wait, what? What happened?

So he's like, you know, a couple of people. So now they're like, well, he didn't tell me, you know? And CT goes, well, you did tell me. You told me you had the shield. And he's like, wow, I'm like the new kid at school. I have no idea what's going on. I just keep looking at around and I think, these are my peers, gross.

There's a gross person with a gross accessory on. I guess it's a shield, whatever. He seems excited. I remember the first day I went to preschool. It was like this playground and my mom was walking me up and it was a chain link fence. And I just walked up and saw all those little cretins in there and I was like, these are not my people.

She's like, they're gonna find someone in there. You're gonna like, I was like, no, I'm not. These are monsters. How are you telling me I'm this age? I'm of these ilk? No. So you murdered them all as a baby? I murdered all of them.

You can't say that. No, I'm joking, because of traitors. So Parvati was like, Children, Parvati was like, well, you told me in confidence and I kept it to myself. I didn't say a word and then he goes, yeah, it was you told me in confidence and I kept it to myself. I didn't say a word and then he goes, yeah, it was leaked to me, but like, I'm not a trader.

So, and then Phaedra just goes, well, you didn't tell me. Yeah. So she's like, well, Dan and Parvati fell into that trap so they could be in trouble. And Phaedra's like, oh my God, I did it, I did it. My competitive juices are flowing now. I'm ready to just take these traders out one by one. And Phaedra's like, okay,

I'm gonna have to cut this meat now. She's like, let's just focus on the meat. Bergi's like, he tries to come for her tells later. Dan tries to come for Phaedra's tells, but no one really gets Phaedra's tells. Her tells are talking about the food that's on the table. I know, like just changing the subject. And Berge is like, has anyone seen my shield

and just cut a cabin with like the shield in his mouth trying to swallow it? So Alan walks in, he's like, good morning, my precious. What in what a morning it is? It seems the sun is shining on your faithfulness because as you can see everybody is still here. I'll tell you, I'll let you work out what that means. Don't ask me. I'm just here to say cryptic things and look absolutely spectacular.

And Dan's like, wow, I can't believe I took such a huge gamble and then it backfired on me. You know, Peter, who thought that guy had it in him? You know? I mean, look at that guy. He haped our roses. He's a bachelor. You know, he doesn't give out like crazy game theory. Like that's only because he hasn't been on a game like this before. That's just what's, like just because you haven't been cast

in Big Brother does not mean you can't play games. And it's absolutely not true either. Bachelors actually do, Bachelor and Bachelorette, that is a big game, you know? They have to keep from looking stupid. They have to figure out how to keep the one they really want. They have to figure out how to get with the one they really want, even,

no, the one that they're supposed to want, even though the one they really want, the producers don't want them to have, I mean, there's a lot that goes into it. And Peter ended up gaming his season because he really liked a girl that I don't think them to have. I mean, there's a lot that goes into it. And Peter ended up gaming his season because he really liked a girl that I don't think anybody thought was right for the role. So he pretended to fall for some other girl

when he was really with another girl that just didn't want to do the show. Right, that was famous. Yes, so this guy can game, okay? Not well, because I think at the end of the day, everyone knows that the prize for the Peter game is Barbara. So he really, his mother, so he really could only go so far with gaming before he was found out. But anyway, it's the end.

Well, so now they're walking out of breakfast and Peter's talking to Berge and he's like, I was like, not knowing if they were going to come for you last night and I was praying they weren't. And I'm like, please, please, please. And they're like, yeah, you walked right into the trap. And he's like, as soon as Bergi walked in this morning, I knew the trap worked. And Dan and Parvati did not feel comfortable. Their faces were saying it all and they were so squirmish, but CT didn't react. So it's really down to Dan and Parvati, which by the way, also not great logic, but it just worked out this time, but not great logic.

So it's like, it's advantage faith fills now. And I love it. So then he meets up with Phaedra and MJ in the hall, and he's like, the traders are going down. And he's just, you know, taking a victory lap. He's super excited. But Phaedra's like, so, you did rile him up now. What are you thinking?

And he's like, well, Parvati, I mean, did you see her head? Her head literally went up two inches. I think that's a headband. But that's it. Did you see the way she turned her eyes into little crescent moons? That was amazing. So, um, yeah. So Pedro's like Peter, Peter asked, Pedro if she had heard about that. She goes, no, I didn Phaedra's like, Peter asked Phaedra if she had heard about this. She goes, no, I never heard anything about this, the information, etc., etc. So she's just like, nope, I'm not involved in this.

So then Parvati goes up to Phaedra and she's like, because she wants to talk to Malone, she wants to pull him, because she knows that she fell into the trap and she wants to convince Phaedra that she's not a traitor. So he's like, all right, sell sell me cuz now he's really cocky and she's like okay well you're telling me that you have been planting seeds this whole time so however you not a traitor I was like oh Parvati that's not gonna work that's not gonna work Parvati that's yeah and he's like I mean I think it's pretty obvious at this point like no one has suspicion of me, right?

Or you suspect, now here's the thing. I don't understand the whole point of like, I'm gonna go have a meeting now. It's not big brother. And it's not, like this guy is not gonna be able to vote you out alone. You need to convince everybody else. Like you don't need to be going to him and kissing his ass,

which they both do, Parvati and Dan both do it. It doesn't matter. Like you're not need to be going to him and kissing his ass, which they both do poverty and down both do it It doesn't matter like you're not gonna change his mind. The best is to make everyone else like oh my god This guy's coming for me so hard. It's kind of suspicious, right? Like what are you doing? I think it looks so obvious when you go pull him aside like this for a private meeting Yeah, I think that like when you when you pull him aside You don't use that moment to say you're suspicious of me Well now I'm suspicious of you because he's like blatantly faithful, right?

Like he made a trap, yada, yada, yada. So I think what you do is you gotta say, listen, I'm really glad you laid that trap, but unfortunately it makes me look really shitty. But like, I know that you're a faithful, but what can I do to prove to it? Like reassure him that you believe that he's faithful. Don't put him on defense.

You got to like, I don't know. You got to sort of say, what can I do to prove to you that I'm faithful? How can I, how can I prove this to you? Because I am and I really hate that I'm being drawn to the situation when Dan is most likely the one who is the trader, but he's not having it. He's like, no, you're a trader. Yeah.

No matter what she says, he's like, you're a traitor. You're a traitor. You do not get this rose, cause you're a traitor. Guess who gets a rose? Not traitors. And well, the thing is, and the thing is that like, her only defense is you are. So that's not going to work out.

Well, both of them, because again, it's a game where no one really has a motive. They're just picked, right? So he's like, so what? Wait, but then where are you seeing you're not a trader? She goes, why aren't I a trader? How come you're not a trader then? He's like, uh-uh, how come you're not? He's like, do you have any seeds that you planted any information that no one else knows like something something to give me, like to get me off of you, like get me off of you or no. And she goes, um, no, I'm just trying to figure this out. Like, you know, you think you're a hundred percent

and I think I'm a hundred percent. So like, everyone's gonna say that, huh? I was like, well, great defense, Parvati. I mean, how's that gonna move the needle? Oh yeah. So she was like, do you get off my case. Like now he must be mad guard. So then Dan is like, I'm under fire. I better go talk to Peter now. So he pulls Peter aside and like kind of does that twitch thing with his eye where he gets, you know,

Dan gets a little nervous and he's like, so you know, I'm just trying to think with us, you know, what went wrong, you know? And Peter says, well, I will say this, there's nothing you could have done differently. You kind of were like always in my top three and I'm pretty confident it has to be your poverty because of, you know, that leak that I did. So, and by the way, Peter, he's always been in your top three.

Then why is he still in this game? You dumb. Fuck. Ha ha ha. Seriously though. So then Dan, this is another thing Dan Bezry is like, but you know, like, I forgive you for that. You know?

He's like, yeah, like it was a little weird that you set a trap, but you know, I just want you to know, like, I forgive you for that. You know? So, and he just kind of stutters over it. And Peter's like, uh-huh, well, I'm pretty convinced. So, if I'm wrong, that's gonna suck, huh? It's like, listen, please, when I say I'm a faithful,

like don't just take it to heart, I get it. As you know, I'm not mad, I'm not mad. So, Dan is actually doing the whole thing of it to heart. Like, I get it. Like, as you know, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. So Dan is actually doing the whole thing. I'm like trying to disarm Peter like, Hey, you got to do what you got to do. It's all good. I'm a good guy.

But it's not working on Peter whatsoever. So now it's time for the couple. Peter shouldn't be just going around accusing everybody either. Right? Shouldn't be like, I laid a trap and now I'm going to wait until the round table and get rid of Dan. You know, why? It's like, I laid a trap, and now I'm going to wait until the round table and get rid of Dan. You know?

Why? It's just like, it's Dan and Barvody. You know, you can only get rid of one of them. And the other one, you know, has other murderers there. Yeah. I think that Dan's best play right now would have been to say, this is a real, I'm in a really bad position here, because I look like I'm blatantly the the murderer here

But I think that you know, whoever you told your plan to whatever I think I'm being set up like why if I were a traitor, why would I go after Berge? He was he came so hard for me like it would not make any sense for me to do that because that would just make me look More guilty. I think someone else did this murder and I'm just being pinned for it Like I think that he should have done that. Yeah. As far as we can tell, he didn't do it. Okay. So now they have to do the challenge portion of the show, which is where my brain just zips.

It's just zips. Why I don't, I started looking at my phone. I will say this. I liked a tweak that they did to this challenge that when they announced it, I thought it was very promising and then it didn't really come to fruition. They had to do this whole thing where

they had to go assemble pieces of a catapult and build a catapult and then launch things onto a target at times. It doesn't really matter. But the twist in it was that if the catapult is not built in enough time, if the catapult is not built in enough time, all the shields that are collected are all nullified.

And I was like, well, this is what that should have been from the very beginning, because it doesn't make sense for the traders to sabotage the missions, because the traders are trying to increase the money. But it would make sense for the traders to sabotage the missions if the missions failing means that shields don't work.

And like that would be a great dynamic to add to all these competitions. And I was hoping that that would be something that would come to play in this, but it doesn't. Yeah. Well, they're, they have to get boxes. There's boxes with shields in them, but only one shield will work in the end. Only one box has a real shield or something. So it's a lot of river crossing and splashing around and looking for things and Kate's just like,

hmm, I hate this hill, everyone knows that. It's just like, of course they waited until I got back to do the hill challenge again. I think the big takeaway from this was that they had to cross a river and Phaedra was very scared and CT was helping Phaedra and everyone online was like, this is like the new bodyguard because Phaedra was like, ah, help me CT.

And he's like holding her and dragging her along through the river. It's like Benjenese. That's funny. Okay, so let's see who wins. So Trishelle sees a box with a shield and she's like, I need a shield, please let me get it.

And Kate's just like, are you kidding me? You're fucking kidding me with this lady. So basically I'm gonna fast forward through a lot of things. Yeah, let's fast forward. Basically, by the end of it, Kate has an opportunity to steal Peter's shield, and she thinks about it. She's sort of like holding it. She's like, I mean, what do I do with a shield? Do I want a shield?

Do I not want a shield? It's sort of like boring. I think I want a shield. I think I'm not going to use the shield. So she doesn't do it. And then they build the catapult in time time and then all the people who are eligible for a shield have to like launch the catapult and Shire of all people wins. Uh, which is hilarious just because we still don't know that if Shire even understands

what game she's on. So the fact that she's succeeding is hilarious. Uh, okay. Let me see where I am. Ellen Kate. What I'm having the team and cut about Okay, so hold on. I'm there's a lot of game There's a lot of games about a lot of heading back to the castle in three SUVs Okay, everyone discusses who the traitor is so Kate and charay

It are with CT and Phaedra in a car and Kate's like so while we're in the car What do you think about voting Dan at tonight? He's dumb, right? I mean, I'm more certain about poverty. I mean, mostly just because headbands. Guys, would anyone have been mad if I had launched her headband with a catapult? I just think that would have been funny. Do you think it would have broken?

That would have been no. I wish you wore a stretchy headband, so I could just use the headband as a catapult. So in the other car, you got Kevin and MJ and Phaedra, stretchy headband, so I could just use the headband as a catapult. So in the other car, you got Kevin and MJ and Phaedra and Kevin, Kevin's like, do you think that Peter's on the chopping board? And they said yes. Which is, did he really ask if Peter's on the chopping board? Peter's not on the chopping board.

No, I think they met Dan. So then, um, another car, Dan's car, Trishel's like, oh my God, Dan, how are you feeling about tonight? Do you wanna borrow a beret? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, and he's like no, you know, I'm under the gun but that's part of this game You know, so I'm just gonna wait and see where the chips fall in the game Even though Peter thinks I'm 99% a trader in this game I will never quit if I can present a decent argument to him and everyone that I can convince them that I'm not a trader Let's see what happens tonight at the round table. Coming up next on Dan. Do you think that Dan was thrown off his game

because they don't let him yell on this? Because we know, and I've noticed that with Dan in this, because we know big brother players, and when you're on big brother, you have to be like, and then there was a giant hot dog hanging from a tree. So I had to grab onto it, and I had to hold onto it. And the one who holds onto it wins the game. And I'm gonna win, head of household.

Like they have to speak so loudly. They're always yelling right at you into the camera. You can't fall asleep to that fucking show because they're gonna wake you up. And Dan, I noticed in this one is talking very quietly and I wonder if he came into this and he's like, well, in this game, like Dan, shh, shh, well, in this game, and it just threw him off, you know?

Yeah, plus he also doesn't have to pause for sound effects, because you know, in Big Brother, it's like, man, I was feeling real low today at the New Deer. Woo! But I'm gonna bounce back, boing, so I think because he doesn't have to pause, he has like that less, he doesn't have that time to think about things.

The strategy. Wow. So yeah, he's gonna let the chips fall where they may. And Peter's like, oh guys, tonight I kind of see the writing on the wall, right? And he's like, it on the wall, right and he's like it's probably Parvati right he's like Parvati, let me ask you tonight about tonight's murder. She's like, why are you asking me about it? Jeez. He's like, well

Come on Parvati. I think we all know why she's like these get off my back Yeah, and he is I pack. Yeah, and he is, Peter is really playing up this thing. I'm like, well, I didn't get a shield, so I'm gonna get murdered tonight. Guys, it's been fun. I'm gonna get murdered,

which is actually smart because he's almost daring the traitors to murder him because now if poverty or Dan, like if he gets murdered, it's clear it's gonna be poverty or Dan, unless poverty or Dan are being set up by someone, which is always a possibility, okay? But, but, but. So wait, so before when they were saying,

do you think Peter's gonna get murdered tonight? That's what they meant. Oh, maybe that's what it meant. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, so Parvati. So Parvati is like, so Peter's like talking to this group. He's like created this group of people

that like they're friends with. And Parv group. He's like created this group of people that like their friends with and poverty. Basically, Peter like won't let poverty come in the room. So she's like, and she's like, Peter's on this moral crusade and he's playing this like head band less serious than that than thou or holier than thou, I should say. And where he's like the leader of the faithfuls and he's like the most faithful of the faithful, like gross. Peter is going to single handedly lead those faithless to safety and crush all the traitors. And you know what? I don't like the game of

that Peter's playing. And I would really like to get rid of Peter. I want to break that group apart one squint at a time. And Peter is saying, well, maybe it's not down, but I'm confident it's poverty. Okay, well, but you've already come so hard for Dan. I mean, you're screwed either way. You're getting yourself killed because whichever one it's not is gonna be coming at you next, right? Cause you've been coming at them both so hard. Do you people learn nothing?

Janelle just left right in front of your face because she accused three people at the same time. Right, which by the way, they shouldn't kill Peter because that would be the most obvious move. So anyway, so they're all talking and they're all there, like Peter says, it's gonna be poverty. So anyway, so they're all talking and they're like, Peter says it's gonna be poverty and then, so now Peter like brings poverty in and she's like, oh my God, like what's happening?

I'm so faithful you guys, you guys are all the traders. I'm the faithful one. Well, she follows in there because they're all, they all go to talk privately, right? So she's like, oh, so you guys are hanging out now? What is this like where the good people hang out? Wow, wow, guys. And I like that she's so dedicated to being a villain.

She's like, ooh, we're all the heroes in here. Ooh, aren't you adorable little heroes, not doing any traitorous things with each other. Gonna kill all of you. Yeah, and she's like, she's now doing this thing like, oh, wow, you guys are such a click. You guys are like, as if, like, that's gonna turn, thing like, oh wow, you guys are such a click. You guys are like, as if like, that's gonna turn, like that's gonna somehow make them seem like traders.

I don't know. But she keeps saying, she's like, you know, I know my name's been out there, so I'm like really not surprised. But like, I'm very, it's very suspicious that you, you, you, Kevin and Trashel are all locked together. It's possible that one of you could be a trader. Ah-ha, I was like, that makes no sense,

but you know, you do you, sure. I mean, if you were coming in three of them, that would, three or four maybe, but like a whole group of people is weird because they can't all be traders. So Sandra's like, Farviti's got it deceiving and she's got it lying and we're already on to her because we can see, you know, we can see what she's doing.

And so I'm like, what's your instinct about tonight, Paul, for dinner? Go ahead and let us know. What are you thinking about tonight? No vote, et cetera, et cetera. Well I have been trusting Dan, but I don't trust really anyone 100%. I don't think any of us can. The only thing I can really trust right now is my headband. Okay, so then Dan takes Peter aside and he's like, "'Okay, look, I'm just looking for tonight.

"'All I'm asking for is like an open ear, you know? "'So like if I come up with something, you know, "'I'm gonna state my case about it, "'but I just, in this game, you know, "'you gotta state your case, "'but I gotta know, I'm gonna state my case about it, but I just, in this game, you know, you gotta state your case, but I gotta know that I'm gonna have people listening to me, you know, so you're gonna be able to listen to me

and let me state my case. And here's like this. I know, he's like, are you saying you're gonna wait until the round table? He's like, can you at least like, consider what I'm saying in this game? And he's like, yeah, fine. So Dan's like, hey, I came out of retirement for over a decade.

For this, I'm willing to do whatever it takes. It's time for me to go after one of my own traders. And at the round table, it will be a big shock unless you've been watching the show where you've already seen I've been plotting against Fedra. But this is what I do. I know at one, I can't go down this game without taking my own shot. Okay.

So then he tries this with everybody, just pulling them aside and being like, I'm going to do something big tonight. And they're like, okay. She was like, shoot your shot, bad boy. Um, and he tells CT the same thing. And CT is like, I don't care. Why? Why are you pulling me aside? So then it's time for the round table. Pizza time.

So players, welcome to the round table and debate. Tonight, around here, we must debate. The prize pot, whatever, he does the whole spiel. Who cares? So Dan is like alright everyone I'm gonna start. I'll say this since day one. I've been watching one person But I haven't wanted to say it until right now when I'm suddenly in a whole lot of shit But all of a sudden I have a theory that came out of nowhere. Is everyone ready? But all of a sudden, I have a theory that came out of nowhere.

Is everyone ready? So like, okay. He's like, okay, here's what I'm gonna do. Now I got a question for everyone. This is gonna shock you. Wait for it, wait for it. Wait for your minds to be blown. Okay.

Raise your hand. What does he say? Raise your hand. Raise your hand if your name has been written down at least once on the chalkboard. So a bunch of people raised their hand and goes, okay, so I'm looking at least at the least suspicious people based on action.

So Berge, your name hasn't been written down. Shirei, your name's not been written down. You don't even have a chalkboard. You just brought a piece of ham. I don't know how that happened. Fadre, you haven't been written down. Sandra, yours hasn't. Parvati, hey, that's not enough to convict someone,

but this is where we start, okay everyone? Okay, and already you're full of shit. Like none of this makes any sense, right? So he's like, okay, next thing, you gotta look at voting patterns. Has anyone voted anything a little weird? Come on, let's go with Sandra. Because everyone knows, uh, everyone of Sandra's votes has banished someone, but she's always explained herself. So she's out of the equation.

Why is she out of the equation? That made no sense. But you know what? He's doing the right thing, which is he's speaking, he's saying it sort of authoritatively and these idiots are like yeah oh yeah that makes sense because that's normally all you have to do it's like the person with the most confidence I mean it's like real life the person with the most confidence comes in and it's like alright everybody here's what we're gonna do that ladies a witch and they're like yeah killer killer it's true you know Sheree had one weird vote with John but you know at the same time she's also giving a

fake weather forecast to a fake TV show right now. So I think we can just not even worry about her at the moment, she doesn't know what's going on. I asked her this morning who she was gonna vote out and she said, spring, summer, autumn, fall? Something about joggers. And then we got Berge, you know, he just goes with the crowd and that leads Parvati and Phaedra. So we're like, and I'm the only., he just goes with the crowd and that leads Parvati and Phaedra.

So we're like, and I'm just going with the crowd to make him more of a choice to be the killer. Exactly. The killer is going to hide with the crowd, getting my forehead. So Parvati is like, Parvati, your only vote outside of the norm was for Kevin, but you explained what that was about. You were suspecting him. I was like, oh, okay, so she's off the hook because of that? Okay, sure. She's like, I still am, you know? I mean, dumb people get chosen to do things all the time.

So that leaves one person, Phaedra. Phaedra had one vote that hasn't been explained. She voted out Ekansu, and no one ever questioned her on it. I'm like, I can see was in the middle of an argument with Janelle. Like it was like she had a totally clean vote to do. Yeah. And he's like, and then I can sue magically gets murdered. Okay.

So we've got someone who's not suspected and a weird vote. Okay. That's still not enough. So I need some other kind of bullshit to throw out the wall here that makes no not enough. So I need some other kind of bullshit to throw out the wall here that makes no fucking sense. And I'm thinking, please, please don't let people be falling for this. Because people are really listening, you know?

And they're so dumb too. They've been thrown off the dance set like three times this season. And I'm like, please don't fall for it again. And I thought they were going to because then he got her ultimate tell. I thought he was about to get her tell, which is the next thing, breakfast reactions.

And I was like, oh no, he's gonna point out boiled egg and I need to cut this meat. He's gonna point it out. That's how he's gonna get her. First time it stood out to me, Marcus gets murdered. Where was Phadra? I don't know if she's any next to her, but she walks around, goes over to Larsen goes sweetie. It's okay. Everything's okay. I was like, hmm

Is this is this your if the glove if it doesn't fit you must acquit moment because it's really not It's really not singing for me kind of and then he's like, yeah And then Tameras voted out. Does anybody remember what she said? She said to come in after the housewives. Whoa. Whoa. That's exactly what, what OJ was texting people when he was in that white van.

And today, Berge, we thought you were murdered and we all know Berge is a housewife. And he used, and she said, oh no, not my Bergalicia. So there's another weird breakfast reaction. It's the same thing, Faye Resnick said, right before she took that Playboy spread after Nicole got murdered. Fredricus, are you freaking kidding me? And Dan goes, my point is, you will never get brought up

because everyone likes you and to me me that is the most suspect thing. Those are my reasons because I think Kate says somewhere in there, Kate, oh no, she says it a little bit later, but he's like, this is my thing. Everyone likes you, you're not suspicious. Now by the way, some of this would have been good logic for a faithful to have, which is to say, look at the voting record.

That's basically what Dan's doing, but he tries the wrong one today. Yes. Um, so she goes, wait, you've been watching me from day one. And he's like, yeah, no one's ever written your name down. Why do you think that is? And she's like, no one's written a lot of people's names down. Fucking moron.

Doesn't mean I'm a traitor. Why would you, and why would you look at her from at since day one like? Why like what has she done that was suspicious since day one like all the stuff that he all the stuff that he said has been if you look over The course of this season She's been suspicious, but doesn't it doesn't explain why you'd be suspicious of her from day one So that also is kind of doesn't doesn't make sense. Yeah why you'd be suspicious of her from day one. So that also is kind of doesn't make sense. Yeah.

Okay, so he's like, what about that can Sue? And she's like, because of the issues she had with poverty and she changed her story, like everybody knew that already. And he's like, well, but then what about breakfast murder reactions? What about when that girl's boyfriend got murdered and then you said you were sorry about it?

And she's like, what breakfast murder reactions? And he goes you know the burgey and then Kate's Kate is like so she smells Dan's bullshits not my burger licious was that problematic for you? Yeah but also Mark is also consoling Larsa was a problematic for you? He's like yeah. It's like idiot. Even though Kate is actively defending a trader she's defending the one that we all love so she's to lead. Well, she's just calling Dan out on his bullshit, you know? Like, I like that she is confident enough

to come against another confident player and be like, no, no, no, your overconfident blustering is not gonna work for you, you little fuck. So he's like, well, yeah, but what about Larza? She's, oh, wow, so being nice to Larza was problematic for you. I mean, that one, I get a little bit more. That one actually. I mean, no one ever wants to do that in life, but still not enough evidence. So now actually, I think it was really good that Kate jumped in because I think it gave Phaedra a little

bit of time to get herself ready because now she pivots and Phaedra's like, because of Larsa, a fellow housewife, what was I supposed to do? And Kate's like, yeah, that her boyfriend got sent home? And Dan goes, I just, I'm like, these are, Kate's like, no, I don't understand this. What's the logic behind this? Well, the logic behind me is that to me,

it just always seems to be like a little bit extra. Like, it just seems like extra, you know? And Kate's like, Extra, have you seen her? I'm very extra, baby. That's what Peter goes. So then. So what happened?

I'm sorry to sidetrack this, but do you remember when she went to Real Housewives of Dubai for an episode and she said she was in town for business and they said well what business and she's like seaweed was it see that was where she was like I'm into seaweed supplements and they're like oh how natural that you would be in Dubai for seaweed or whatever I remember what it was I tried to block out most that season to be honest it was? I tried to block out most of that season, to be honest.

It was not good. Even Phaedra's arrival was not good. And I blame, honestly, I blame mainly Caroline Sandbury's husband. He was just, I was like, I can't tune in to watch this idiot. I don't remember. I honestly don't remember what he was. He'll be back for the next season.

And spoiler alert, he's got gigantic eyelash extensions now. I just think it's funny because all of Phadra's businesses, I'm like, wow, extra. So the seaweed seller, mortician, what was her other business? She just started on Mary de Medicine. She just started, oh, Reiki Healer. You're discovering that she's extra.

So this is where Phaedra then starts turning the tables and she goes, I do too much because you do too little, which of course is like, Canon iconic. And she goes, but tonight you're doing way too much because you know you're getting ready to get banished. So you're trying to put the heat on me, which is a croc BS, your big brother winner, not once, but twice. He's like, well, almost twice.

Well, either way, you have knowledge of this game. So if there was really a mastermind, it sure wouldn't be a dolled up housewife baby. That would not be it. And let's not forget, when she said let's not forget, I was like, oh, I'm so excited when she started to win the mode. I was like, Ber, I'm so excited when she started doing the mood. Burglicious voted for you last night.

And who got the murder warrant? Burglicious, why? Because Dan thought that he was able to be murdered. Is that not correct? Ooh, between the let's not forget and is that not correct? I like really passed out of my bed. I was like, oh the let's not forget and is that not correct? I like really passed out of my bed. I was like, it's so good. We're like finally seeing Phaedra as like in lawyer mode. I was like, oh, it was like, it was just so direct. It was so good. But also how stupid is Dan?

I mean, he's already seen Phaedra in Phaedra mode when they were in the turret and she was like, poverty. No one likes you and everyone thinks you're a traitor. Dare you do that. Don't do that. And they looked shocked and was just like twitching and poverty is like, oh my God. And then when she told you, she said,

and so don't come from me, poverty, and you either, Dan, or when she said either of you, or whatever she said then. And he really has the balls with that flim flam evidence now. Yeah, and the thing is this too, is that he's ultimately, Parvati already has the stank on her. And so he's just spreading the stank to a third trader.

So even if he gets by, it's just, it's just not smart. He should have, I think he was trying to protect poverty or who knows what, but she wasn't going to protect it. It was just stupid. And Phaedra is just handling him here because now she's, now she's questioning him like a lawyer would. And Dan is like, uh, but don't, don't, uh, don't you think that's like a little, uh, obvious that I would go after Berge? And Phaedra goes, okay, then, but don't, don't, don't, uh, don't, don't you think that's like a little, uh, obvious that I would go after Berge? And Pedro goes, okay, then, but why would I want him out? And Berge is like, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't have a problem with her. Yeah.

Um, also, you know, mentioning poverty, he should have been going for poverty. And the fact that he doesn't is ridiculous because he knows that everybody is against poverty and they all think that she's a traitor. It's why wouldn't you just go for her they all think that she's a traitor. Why wouldn't you just go for her? Why would you go for her? She's the other one who knew about the shield, Peter's shield scheme.

Yes. So yeah, just bad moves all around here. And I think it's the CBS thing. I think it's like, oh, she's from Survivor. I'm not gonna fuck with her, you know? Yeah, because you're used to like, idiots like, you know, that girl Chelsea from the winter season one time

who's like, you look like you've been road hard and put down wet or whatever that stupid asymmetric Bob hairstyle girl. I still remember all these years later. Just like thinking of all the dumb people on big brother who get duped by these things. You'll be here awhile. Yeah.

Does it hurt? They're new brands. I know, like really triggered. Dan's like, well, I didn't say that you wanted a mouth feed. Where she goes, well, you're saying that I'm the killer, aren't you? And Berge's like, um, I think if Pedro was thinking long game, she would keep me around because I trust fate like, duh. Because I trust her. She goes, yeah.

He goes, OK, well, that's a fair defense. And she goes, but no one trusts you, darling. And I didn't know anything about who had the shield, by the way. So then Peter jumps in and he bases like, I told Dan and I told poverty and I told C.T. And obviously one of you three has to be the trader. And that's for sure. And I really don't think C.T. is because we've decided he's good. So there.

And guys, Dan, Peter's literally been monologuing about this all day, bragging about his huge move. And you still aren't thinking, wow, those should be one of the three I try to take out or, you know, one of the two I like shifted. Right. So, um, she's, uh, Peter's like, I mean, obviously, I have my suspicions with you two. I believe it's my last night cause I'm going to die. I was so vocal today. I'm probably gonna die

Whatever, but if I do get murdered use it as proof everybody and Parvati's like, um, I'll just say what's been going on today is there's really been a really strong click that has emerged So if you're not in Peter's group, then guess what? You're not a little good person, okay? You're probably gonna die, cause you're just not good enough to live. So enjoy your fucking morals. It's like, what are you? Click theory is not working right now,

Barbara, you gotta drop the click theory. No one's jumping on that one. No, and you know that he's coming for Phaedra, so either help him out with P Phadra or switch to CT. It's the weirdest gameplay from these people. Yeah, it's actually good she doesn't come to Phadra's defense because that would actually make Phadra look worse, I think. No, no, not to her defense.

I'm saying go come for Phadra, like try and get Phadra out, you know? Yeah. I mean, just saying from her gameplay standard, obviously it's not what I'm rooting for. So Berge is like, guys, all the traders are trying to do is divide us and they're doing a good job right now. They're trying to throw out names and throw us off guard.

And Peter's like, guys, come on, stand strong here. We're going to get the traders out. And that's our goal. And Dan's like, I mean, at the end of the day, you guys know me. In this game, I was quiet and I took my shot conveniently at a time when I'm on the chopping block. So now you have to pick Yeah, and so Parvati is like well I just want to say something else because the reason I was trusting Dan and Peter goes

Oh, yeah, now look, she's gonna try and separate from Dan now. Do not buy this guys. Do not buy this and She's like, can I finish good person? It does not feel good to be falsely accused It does not feel good to be falsely accused. It's very off-putting. And we've seen multiple people having to defend themselves and they've been faithful. And I did trust Dan because he and I started talking together since day one. I'm like, what are you doing?

Just to be quiet. Why are you rubbing it into everyone's face that you're clothes with Dan? She's, yeah, she's like, you know, I started talking together, you know, we started talking together on day one and he is such a great game player. I must have given my headband to the wrong person.

You have to be careful with your trust. And Peter's like, guys, don't buy that, don't buy that, don't listen to her, she's a woman. So Alan's like, players, the time for talk is over. It's now time to vote. So I'm like, oh God, they're all idiots. Kevin, I was like, I'm gonna look at you, Kevin, cause you're gonna vote for Phaedra, I know you are.

And I was like, sweet Phaedra's gonna get destroyed by Dan somehow. Well, no one felt for his bullshit, which I was so glad. And Phaedra's like, I am furious, but I guess there's no honor among thieves. Yeah. So almost all of them vote for Dan. Peter votes for poverty.

Dan, Dan bites votes for Phaedra. He can't even, like, he's like laughing at this point because he know he's been so, like, she just destroyed him. And yeah, basically Dan gets voted out. Yeah, and uh, Pedro's like, how dare you pulling those shenanigans? Well, he learned tonight. Oh, he learned.

It was so good, and so then, you know, he has to stand up in the circle. He's like, you know, I won big brother twice. And you know, I think I'm pretty good at that game. No one ever has written my name down once in two seasons. How is that possible? I mean, that really is crazy that no one wrote his name down in two seasons. Shocking. It really is.

How did, like even after Dan's funeral, when it was so like the whole point, for people that don't watch Big Brother, when they keep talking about Dan's funeral, he was just deeply in line to be voted off. Like it was so, like there was, he was gonna get backdoor out of the show. Like there was just, he had no defense

and he did this whole elaborate thing where he pretended he was dead and out of the game. So he was like, he thanked everyone and they threw like his closest ally under the bus and everyone got confused and he wound up skating through the next week and he did not get sent home when everyone thought he would. So it became this very significant strategical moment on the show and it's shocking that even with Dan's funeral he didn't get a vote.

They're idiots. What a show of idiots. I mean, he was famous for having Dan's funeral and he ended up losing this to a mort idiots. I mean, it was he was famous for having Dan's funeral and he ended up losing this to a mortician. I mean, it's just poetic. I mean, you guys, God pays for Peacock telling you that. So they're all cheering, you know, because they got out of traitor because he says it and everything. And yeah, and Dan's basically like, yeah, well, you know,

you make one mistake and you're out. You made so many, Dan. Oh my God. I know. That's cute, your one mistake. I'm also like a little sick of him. He says like for the umpteenth time, you know I've been in retirement for 10 years.

Okay, stop. Okay, you're not Michael Jordan here. You just not been on a reality show. You played a big brother for a total of like four months, okay, or five months. Calm down. It's not significant that you did not go on to another reality show. Like those Big Brother players, you just see them everywhere. I mean, I guess a lot of them have amazing race resumes and stuff now. And now there's more opportunity because they have all these other shows opening up to them. But yeah, can't believe you haven't ended up

in Branson, Missouri, Dan, just can't believe it. So, yeah, so Alan's like, finally you've done what you're here for. You've trapped an age twink. Got him out. Brother, faith, at least had last quite a stunning move, but don't get too comfortable cause you never know what might happen in my twisted game and my twisted castle with my twisted baray.

So, traitors are weakens, but beware, predators most dangerous when they're wounded. So now everybody's cheering, you know, they're so excited that they got one, baby. And John's like, Phaedra, the way that you carry yourself is something else. Did you have much advanced notice of what was gonna happen? She's like, no, no, what? Hmm, no.

By the way, I do have to say, I loved John's anti-Dan speech that he made at the round table. I feel like that's gotten really lost amongst all the stuff, all the pheasier stuff on the internet, but he had this little speech where he's like, my vote is for Dan. I listened intently to you Dan tonight

and your deflection was on pheasera. And that case was comprehensively Rebutted. Churchry deserves to be punished. Banished Monk! I did and then he gave himself a little smile. He was so proud Because didn't Phaedra go, yes. Phaedra was like, yeah, yeah killed it John It's like my dear friends should be your fate tonight Ban friend should be your fate tonight. Banished man should be your fate tonight. This guy is the silent slaughterer.

I was like, John, wow. Let's have more biscuits. Yeah, he doesn't get enough lines in general, John. So Peter's like, you wanna know something funny, Alliance? The traitors got, they lost twice today because there was no murder and there was no banished man so he's like I'm probably gonna get killed tonight and Berge is like listen I don't know we should come up with a nickname for our crew though before we lose

somebody right do you were yeah okay how about the gang of idiots I don't know shells like 100% actually I'm't know. Trishel's like 100%. Actually, I'm really concerned because Trishel of all people, Trishel, she says, she tells us Dan waited so long to see anyone's name and at that point he called out Phaedra and I think that he knew that we needed to be fed a traitor so I think that Phaedra is a traitor

and no one's even suspecting it. So I'm like, oh fuck, Trishelle's one is piecing this together? Oh God, that's, so Fajra's definitely not out of the woods yet. Well, thankfully Trishelle's made an idiot out of herself. And so she's no longer confident in just coming and throwing everybody under the bus. So.

That's true. But maybe she's won everyone over by being a fashionista. Yeah. It's made me nervous because, you know, I picked Phaedra in my early, in our pre-whatever that we did. I picked, or our first episode, I guess, I picked Phaedra. And so I want her to win just for my own sake, you know,

because I'll feel like a winner, she wins. But I'm worried now because so much of it is about Phaedra. And you know that with the second they turned the attention on you, you're in trouble. I have to say, I think it's such an interesting game because I'm like rooting for the dumb idiots to like root out a traitor, but at the same time, I'm rooting for the traitor to be to outfox the dumb idiot.

So I don't really, I'm like very split on this. I just want Phaedra to win that at this point, I just want Phaedra to win everything't really, I'm like very split on this. I just want Fager to win. At this point, I just want Fager to win everything. Yeah, I'm rooting for traders for sure. So, but I'm a sled, I'm a Slytherin. Actually, some online thing told me that I was not a Slytherin. I was very upset. Told me I was not a Hufflepuff.

Those ones were idiots. A Gryffindor, I was like, oh. I got Slytherin. When I did it, I got Slytherin, and I was like, oh, I got slow to run. When I did it, I, when I did it, I got slow to run. And I was like, sure, why not? Anyway, so they're all just still talking and poverty is like still upset, you know, that there's like that group of five and everything.

And so now we go to the trader's turret, where Alan's going to be paying them a visit. So they're Pedro and poverty arrive at the turret and Pedro's pissed. paying them a visit. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So what if you're not Christian, you're gonna just do that. Excuse you. Listen, if she were a Jewish woman, she would be like, so wrong, so wrong that I made some friends in this castle, so wrong that I did that. So what I should apologize for having friends now? So poverty is, by the way, I'm Jewish, for anyone who thinks I am being offensive.

I'm just doing an impersonation of every important lady in my life. Part of the- I'm just doing an impersonation of 80% of the people I waited on in New York City. So, poverty- How was everything to my ladies? It could be better.

Could be better. That we finally got out of trade, or could be better. Could be better, we could got out of trade or could be better. Could be better. We could have gotten out too. But you know what? Waste not want not. That's what I always say. I don't even know how that has to do with this conversation. Carry on. Don't let me keep talking. So they're thinking about like, major and poverty are thinking about who they're going to kill and they're debating like, should they kill Peter because Peter is like really hot to trot on them. But then it'd be so obvious that they kill him. And poverty is like, I don't think it's going but then it'd be so obvious that they kill him. And Parvati's like,

I don't think it's gonna help me stay in the game if I kill him. In my mind, I think that Parvati's trying to set up a death from outside of Peter's group, so that way she can frame Peter's group. I think that's where her brain is starting to go, but before she can get too far down that path, there's a knock on the territory.

And so Alan comes in, he's like, I'm sorry to break up your little sworey, but I have news with dance banishment, you and your numbers have been dwindled down to two. Because as the rules dictate, according to right now, you have the opportunity to recruit. I was like, did the rules dictate that? I mean, sure, it sounds great.

So I think that's how they were. That's how it works. They did it last year. I just didn't know it was an official rule. So they either got to murder a faithful or seduce someone to become a traitor. Yes. And so they can refuse, which I forgot.

I forgot that people can just not, they can do whatever they want. Which would be the worst. So if they do this, they're giving up their vote for the night. They don't get to murder somebody and recruit somebody. So they have to decide what to do, you know? So he leaves and Parvati's like,

oh my God, do we recruit or do we murder? We have to recruit. Let's do Peter. And she is bloodthirsty. She's like, here's my idea. We seduce Peter to become a traitor and then we start turning the tables around on these people who he's been working with

this disgusting, disgusting faithful. fucking do-gooders. Just want to peep on their faces. She's like, I want the person who's been putting a lot of suspicion on me on my side. There's a possibility that Peter would throw me under the bus so there is that risk. And Phaedra's like, mm-hmm. Well just because we seduce him does not mean that the other people are gonna forget about you. She goes, oh, they're never gonna forget about me anyway. My fate is my fate.

But I'm really good at surviving. Oh my God, when did this girl show up? Because, I mean, I've been enjoying her so far. But this is the part where I was like, oh, okay. Parvati. But people who watch Survivor, they knew that this part of poverty was my friend, John is like obsessed with poverty. And by the way, shout out, John's a part shout out to cupcake wines. He's the because John, John's like, can you mention cupcake wines?

Because he's like reps. So cupcake wines has like some wine out that you guys should buy. So I wanna go. But he's obsessed with poverty. And I know that he was probably just like orgasming during the scene, because poverty was like, okay, here comes stage two poverty coming right at you.

Yes. So she's like, but I don't know if I trust Peter. Well, you don't really, I mean, at this point, who are you gonna trust? Because you've been fucked over by your two other traders already, right? So Parvati's like, well, it would be so fun to recruit him and turn the most blue blood faithful

to deceive his own posse and watch him murder his friends. He's like, we'll murder them one by one. First we'll pull up their fingernails, then we'll rip off their arms, then we'll stick a steak in their brains, like whoa, poverty. Poverty, it's not a real murder. And Phaedra's like, wow, you really wanna recruit

the crazy bachelor pilot? She goes, yes. But I mean, I just wanna make sure you're good with that though, because I know you've had a tough day too. Thanks, Parvati. She's like, well, I've had a tough day, but you're on your death bed.

I'm walking into the hospital, but you're in the ICU, baby. You do what you need to do. And also, just as a reminder, no one likes you. I like to think they've become little allies at this point. And then she, and then like, at this point, like Parvati's eyes are just like full on black. And she's like, let's just light this place on fire.

Like, oh, okay. She goes, oh, well, light of fire, Parvati. That's gonna be a wild one. So Peter walks into the room where there's normally a note that says you've been murdered. And he sees it and he's like, oh man. So he opens it up. It says you've been recruited to be a trader.

And he's like, this is the smartest move for the trader to do right now. And there's no way that Ayle would suspect me being one right now. But everyone's about me. Everything about everything about me is like win this game win this game and I don't like this because if I don't take it they're gonna murder me what am I gonna do? Well I mean I'm assuming he's gonna take it but I don't know he's so he's he's actually almost like too virtuous he's like actually like annoyingly like faithful. I think he's so stupid.

It doesn't mean you're really a good person. You dummy is the faithful. Like you can't help it if you're a faithful or a murderer. Like these people that kills me. It's like, no, we're all going to bring down the trainers. Weird sense of fucking justice. Yeah, I think I think I feel like he. Well, I think that he's on such a high from saying that trap

that I think he's gonna want to He's gonna want to like figure it out himself now now. He's on like an ego trip. I think he's gonna reject it but the question is if you reject it, is he gonna say that he rejected it because that got someone into hot water last year so I don't know what's gonna happen. Oh, I don't remember that last year. Who rejected it? Last year, well, one of the traitors, one of the idiot traitors announced that he had received the offer and rejected it and he thought it would be smart

and then everyone was like, what the, that doesn't make sense. So then he got in the hot seat. Oh, was that Cody? No, it was one of the normal guys or the regular people, non-reality guys. He was like a chaos Michael maybe not Michael. I forgot his name, but he was like, yeah, last year they had like normies playing with this lens.

Yeah, I don't know. I could I could watch like a million different iterations of this because it's like I want to see people come back and do it in a different role. I want to see different dynamics. I'm just like I could just watch the show over and over and over again. Well, I think that Peter is going to take it. I predict he is going to do it,

and he's going to be so obvious that they're going to call him out because that poor guy's not very subtle. And also just from watching the bachelor, you know, he's not as nice as he seems. He's a lot more underhanded than he seems. And I think at some point he's gonna be like, oh, okay, now I get, I'm gonna be the most trusted person

here and now I'm gonna get to start killing these idiots. Yes! Who would you give it to? Who would you give it to, if not Peter? I would give it to Sandra or God, who else? I would give it to someone more obvious, like someone who would be obviously picked as a trader, you know, I think Sandra has that kind of personality

just cause she has that like kind of voice and MJ. I don't think I'd give to MJ cause she had like a little bit of heat already earlier in the season. I wonder if like Kevin, I feel like Kevin would reject it. But you want the other traders to get kicked off, don't think I would give to MJ because she had like a little bit of heat already earlier in the season. I wonder if like Kevin would reject it. But you want the other traders to get kicked off, don't you? I mean it makes you your portion of the prize. I think you want to have like a solid trader core until the end. So I think I would pick maybe Kate. Kate would be good but people would suspect her.

I think Kate would suspect. If it's people that they're not gonna suspect, oh my gosh. At this point, Trishelle, cause she cried. Trishelle, I think Trishelle would actually be a good one. Or I think Kevin, because I think that like, if Kevin, he would be a bad trader, and then he'd be outed,

and then I think it would rattle Peter, because he's like, I trusted Kevin all this time, now I don't know, and I don't know who to trust anymore, you know? Yeah. But I think Kevin wouldn't take it, because I think Kevin is like an asshole, it turns out, and I think he would be like, no, fuck that man.

Really? I think he would look at it as an upgrade in his role, and he would take it, because he's an actor. That's true. He'd be like, this show is called Traders, and I've been offered the lead role of a trader. That is true. So I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. It's basically like I've been offered the lead role of a trader. That is true. I'm going to take it. I mean, it's like you've been offered a national commercial.

Yeah. All right. It's got offered union. Okay, everybody. Thank you so much for being here for the traitors. We will be back, um, obviously next week. We'll be here all week with good stuff. Um, this is a show a lot of straight guys listen to.

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